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President's Day, Black People's Checks, JAB Dark Thoughts, Things Dumped Women Say and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all all at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given a.
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  Speaker 4: Black bus bussy listening to me show.
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  Speaker 3: I don't joy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Joy, you gotta do that.
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  Speaker 4: Turn out, you gotta turn got to turn the mouth
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  Speaker 4: the turn you probably got to turn mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Turn out the water the mon jup.
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  Speaker 6: Look come.
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  Speaker 5: Come out, you think, Uh.
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  Speaker 6: Huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning everybody, y'all listen to the voice. Come on
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  Speaker 7: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 7: radio show. Man o man o man grateful for it
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  Speaker 7: comes through a huge amount of responsibility. I didn't really
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  Speaker 7: know I was gonna have to be this responsible. You know,
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  Speaker 7: Can I share something with y'all? I started out to
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  Speaker 7: Finally I had gotten on track and was able to
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  Speaker 7: see a way to even pursue my dream. It has
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  Speaker 7: been a long, a long trip that I've been on,
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  Speaker 7: and I've gone through so many phases of it. It
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  Speaker 7: is rewarding along the way to accomplish your dreams. What
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  Speaker 7: I'm saying is this, let me put it together, because
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  Speaker 7: I got so much running through my head right now.
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  Speaker 7: You know, it's one thing to accomplish your dreams, but
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  Speaker 7: there's joy in the process of achieving it. See, some
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  Speaker 7: people are so caught up in the goal, the final goal,
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  Speaker 7: that they find no joy, no enjoyment in the process.
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  Speaker 7: If you have found what it is you want to
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  Speaker 7: do and you strike out on that journey, please understand
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  Speaker 7: you are far more blessed than the average person to.
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  Speaker 5: Know what it is you really want to do.
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  Speaker 7: To find your work in life, your purpose, to find
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  Speaker 7: out what direction you want to go in is such
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  Speaker 7: a blessing. The average person, if you sit down and
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  Speaker 7: talk to them, oftentimes don't have their life on track.
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  Speaker 7: And it'd be some people that you looking at you
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  Speaker 7: think God it going on because of their appearance, their swagger.
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  Speaker 7: Oh they walk like it, they talk like it, they
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  Speaker 7: look like it. But if you sit down and talk
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  Speaker 7: to the average person, the average person man does not
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  Speaker 7: know what their purpose is, has not discovered what they
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  Speaker 7: want to do, and have no idea how to get there.
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  Speaker 7: If you are on the other side of that, if
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  Speaker 7: you understand your purpose, if you have an idea of
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  Speaker 7: what you want to be, and you are on your
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  Speaker 7: way there, you are truly blessed. And in that blessing
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  Speaker 7: you must recognize it as a blessing. You must recognize
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  Speaker 7: the fact that you are on the right side, and
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  Speaker 7: that there should be a sense of accomplishment and a
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  Speaker 7: feeling of pride in you that you are on track
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  Speaker 7: to accomplish your goal. See what used to happen was
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  Speaker 7: sometimes I used to keep my nose so on the
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  Speaker 7: grindstone that I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 5: Even look up and realize. Man, hey, man, I know
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  Speaker 5: you're trying to get here, but Steve, hold on, Man,
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  Speaker 5: can't you see what you've done so far? Can't you
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  Speaker 5: find just joy in the process. See, a lot of
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  Speaker 5: us lose the joy.
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  Speaker 7: Of a blessings God has given us because we looking
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  Speaker 7: at the end talking about I ain't there yet, you
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  Speaker 7: on your way. I'm gonna give you an example. I
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  Speaker 7: had a friend who told me that they wanted to
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  Speaker 7: be a millionaire. And they asked me some questions and
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  Speaker 7: I told them, so they started the process. And I
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  Speaker 7: am telling you, this dude works extremely hard. So about
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  Speaker 7: a year later we were talking. He had found this business,
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  Speaker 7: he had set his goal, and he was working towards it.
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  Speaker 7: Then about two years later I ran up into him again.
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  Speaker 7: We were talking about it and everything. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 7: really really appreciate the advice. He said, Man, but this
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  Speaker 7: is all jacked up, man, because I still ain't made
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  Speaker 7: that million I was talking about. I said, well, hey, man,
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  Speaker 7: just keep at it is coming. He said, Man, keep
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  Speaker 7: at it.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 7: You know how long I've been doing this? Been two
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  Speaker 7: years now. And I didn't say that to him, but
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  Speaker 7: I said to myself, yeah, two years. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 7: I've been grinding so long. Man, its just it ain't
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  Speaker 7: happening for me. I said, wait a minute, man, holld on,
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  Speaker 7: hold on. I said, about how much you making right
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  Speaker 7: now a year?
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  Speaker 8: Man?
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  Speaker 5: About two hundred and fifty thousand.
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  Speaker 7: I quit breathing. I said, well, my man, two years
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  Speaker 7: ago you didn't have a clue. Two years later, you
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  Speaker 7: making a quarter of a million dollars. I said, Man,
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  Speaker 7: do you understand how blessed you are? I said, ma'am,
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  Speaker 7: your family was about to get put out. Two years
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  Speaker 7: ago you done bought a house. Yeah, man, but this
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  Speaker 7: ain't the house. I really won't Oh, oh, partner, whoa
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  Speaker 7: I got that? I got that the house you really
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  Speaker 7: won't make Mike call fied eight million. I don't know,
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  Speaker 7: but man, y'all house, you making a payment.
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  Speaker 5: You drive it.
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  Speaker 7: You ain't out no more, I said, old man, you
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  Speaker 7: got to stop. I said, you got to stop. I said, man,
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  Speaker 7: because right now, man, you you coming across. That's real
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  Speaker 7: ungrateful to me. And so he said, man, why are
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  Speaker 7: you tripping like that?
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  Speaker 9: Man?
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  Speaker 5: Man, you act like don't nobody want to have nothing
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  Speaker 5: but you?
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  Speaker 7: I said, whoa man? Where you going with this conversation?
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  Speaker 7: I said, Oh, I didn't come to you. I just
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  Speaker 7: came to you and asked you how you doing. And
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to point out to you that the journey
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  Speaker 7: that you started on, that you are on your way,
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  Speaker 7: and you are in the process of accomplishing your goals.
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  Speaker 7: And can you not feel some joy and some pleasure
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  Speaker 7: in your accomplishment. Quit tripping on the fact that you
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  Speaker 7: ain't made a million yet. You on your way. You
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  Speaker 7: done went from he thog. This dude was making fifteen
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  Speaker 7: thousand dollars a year. You making quarter of a million
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  Speaker 7: dollars in two years. Man, come on, man, can't you
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  Speaker 7: see can't you see? So he said, eventually, ah, man,
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  Speaker 7: I kind of see what you saying. But that ain't
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  Speaker 7: about nothing to me because I ran up into him
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  Speaker 7: a year and a half later, how you doing, man, Man,
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  Speaker 7: I show wish I'd appreciated my life when I had
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  Speaker 7: it like that.
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  Speaker 5: I said, what you mean, had it like that? Man?
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  Speaker 7: Just fell on some hard times. Man, right back where
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  Speaker 7: I was. And then we talked. I said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 7: don't worry about it. I said, Once you know how
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  Speaker 7: to accomplish something, I said, you just reapply the same
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  Speaker 7: principles and start on over again. Man, you know how
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  Speaker 7: hard it is or be to start over? Okay, my man,
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  Speaker 7: Hold up, pardoner, you've been do yourself like this again. First,
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  Speaker 7: you wasn't grateful for what you had. Now you're looking
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  Speaker 7: at the fact that you might have to start over,
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  Speaker 7: and you know how hard it is to start over.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe God said, okay, you ain't happy with this. Okay,
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  Speaker 7: didn't handle it your way? You obviously ain't happy with
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  Speaker 7: the way I'm bringing it into your life. You want
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  Speaker 7: to handle it your way. Go ahead and handle it
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  Speaker 7: because he will let you have it your way. Can
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  Speaker 7: I tell you that he will let you do it
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  Speaker 7: exactly the way you want to it because he gives
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  Speaker 7: us all the power of choice. So then maybe he said, Okay,
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  Speaker 7: you don't appreciate the way I'm doing it. You don't
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  Speaker 7: like the favor I'm showing you, you think it's taken
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  Speaker 7: too long. I'm gonna let you do it your way.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna turn my back on you. I'm just
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  Speaker 7: gonna let you do it your way. Just just say
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  Speaker 7: maybe he said that, and now he right back where
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  Speaker 7: it was. So what I tried to get the young
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  Speaker 7: cat to understand was, man, appreciate your life for what
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  Speaker 7: it is, because, like like Jenny's got that song that
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  Speaker 7: he got out off this album, still I still believe.
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  Speaker 5: It could have been worse. And now that it is worse.
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  Speaker 7: What's on your mind now, folks, if you are on
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  Speaker 7: that side of life where you have figured out what
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  Speaker 7: you want to do, you know how you're gonna get that,
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  Speaker 7: and you know your purpose. You accomplishing what the majority
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  Speaker 7: of people never ever do. So be grateful for your process.
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  Speaker 7: Don't tumble yourself, don't throw yourself off the cliff. It's
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  Speaker 7: gonna be all right. Success takes a measure of time.
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  Speaker 5: It is not easy. If success were easy, everybody would
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  Speaker 5: be successful.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 7: Show, ladies and gentlemen, it is upon us. The arrival
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  Speaker 7: of a new day is hell. The Lord has blessed
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  Speaker 7: us to come along. We're our great fault, were our
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  Speaker 7: respectfulk and were ever watchful.
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  Speaker 5: I for one would like to say that God is in.
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  Speaker 7: Control and I'm gonna let him do it the way
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  Speaker 7: he gonna do it. I am in B steel mode
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  Speaker 7: today all the way through Friday. I'm in B steel mode.
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  Speaker 7: I am just in a position where I just got
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  Speaker 7: to let God handle this one is bigger than me.
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  Speaker 7: So I'm in B steal mode. Thank you, thank you,
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  Speaker 7: thank you. Shery Strawberry.
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  Speaker 4: Don't move, Steve, be still good morning calling for real?
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  Speaker 4: That's right, Peace, be still good morning?
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  Speaker 5: What up? Junior?
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  Speaker 10: Blessed and hoighly favorite movie in the right direction.
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  Speaker 5: If you tell me your sad be still wait wait,
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  Speaker 5: wait on. That's hard to do.
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  Speaker 7: Sometimes I ain't want to tell you know yeah, because
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  Speaker 7: you want to raise your voice in your hand and
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  Speaker 7: do something, say something, but at you.
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  Speaker 6: A long time.
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  Speaker 5: He ain't taking a long smitey them.
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  Speaker 7: Know you got to pull. I mean I ain't saying
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  Speaker 7: like smite as in killed, but you know, like a
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  Speaker 7: light stroke, you know a little bit right now, fall
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  Speaker 7: down some steps, get your hand ran over by the bush,
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  Speaker 7: you know, street you know your hand, you know how
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  Speaker 7: you break your fall with your hand and the bush
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  Speaker 7: just run over both your wrists.
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  Speaker 5: Stuff like that.
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  Speaker 6: You know, his head, his.
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  Speaker 1: Head want to be huh, you're weighing on him to
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  Speaker 1: bless you, remember I am.
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  Speaker 7: I was just you know, that's why I was saying,
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  Speaker 7: this is why I don't do that other stuff. I
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  Speaker 7: don't ask for stuff like that.
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  Speaker 10: I get the feeling that you are not one of
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  Speaker 10: these people that pray for your enemies.
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  Speaker 5: You're not. You don't do that. Oh I'm not at
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  Speaker 5: that level of Christianity. I don't know that's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 10: I know, yeah, what you mean to do with it?
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  Speaker 5: I was sixty four, But yeah, you're talking about that
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  Speaker 5: advanced Christianity.
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  Speaker 11: Basic Christianity, you know, basicly Christianity four five No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 11: basicly is like you know stuff like you know, do
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  Speaker 11: unto others as you would have and do unto you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, ye love your enemies.
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  Speaker 5: Now that that's the little that's that's it. You're getting
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  Speaker 5: into advance.
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  Speaker 7: Now once you the minies in there, that's advanced christian
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  Speaker 7: you know, for you, I shall cover with thy neighbor's
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  Speaker 7: wife being I can stay. I can drawn it that
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  Speaker 7: when I do that, you know, but you know I
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  Speaker 7: should not kill that that basic I'm good with that one.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't got to kill nobody, you know, but not
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  Speaker 7: you know, oh you know, you know. Oh no, that's advanced.
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  Speaker 5: That's what you're asking me.
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  Speaker 7: Strong, hold up, hold right all your life at PhD.
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  Speaker 5: Right there, listen, I'm still doing one O.
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  Speaker 12: One coming up with thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 12: we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that prank
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  Speaker 12: back right after this.
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  Speaker 12: E r r Y. Right now it is time to
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  Speaker 12: run that prank back.
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  Speaker 6: What you got, what you got with you?
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  Speaker 14: But I got it for you. I spent your credit card.
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  Speaker 14: I spent your credit card. Let's go cat though.
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  Speaker 9: Hello, I'm trying to read Anthony, Anthony, Anthony.
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  Speaker 5: This is this is Jay Will. I'm the bartender here
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  Speaker 5: at the cloudt Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: Man, I've been calling you all all week, car, Yes, yes, I.
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  Speaker 5: Got you, tared you. Actually you must have loved here
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  Speaker 5: Saturday night, is that right?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah?
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  Speaker 16: Saturday, man, But I've been calling you all week man,
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  Speaker 16: trying to get you.
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  Speaker 9: Don't normally come back in until Thursday or Thursday morning.
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  Speaker 9: We get the liquor ready for Thursday night, so nobody's
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  Speaker 9: actually here.
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  Speaker 5: I just have to be coming, man.
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  Speaker 16: But y'all run their buness. Man, y'all gotta get somebody
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  Speaker 16: so answering them falls.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 16: I need I beating my card.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 16: What's y'all there right now so I can pick on
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  Speaker 16: my car? Y'all at the club.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: I just left the club. Actually I'm actually almost home.
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  Speaker 5: But I do have I do have your card with me?
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  Speaker 15: You got you got my car with you?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I have, I have your credit.
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  Speaker 3: Card, pick my car to the house.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I saw all the.
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  Speaker 9: Message that you left on the machine, so I was
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  Speaker 9: assuming that if I reached out to you, maybe we
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  Speaker 9: could meet up and I can actually help you out
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  Speaker 9: and get it to you before Thursday.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 16: But that's cool, man, But I could have just met
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  Speaker 16: you at the club he used to be.
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  Speaker 5: He's on my car.
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  Speaker 16: You should have just called me back. I could have
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  Speaker 16: came right over into the club, man.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, okay, well, I apologize. I got a lot
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  Speaker 5: of running around to do.
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  Speaker 9: But if you don't mind coming out and picking it
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  Speaker 9: up from me here at the house, you know, I
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  Speaker 9: make sure I get it to you.
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  Speaker 16: Okay, cool, cool, Well check it out, and what's your address?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 16: So I can just come over to the right now.
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  Speaker 16: I'm gonna put the GPS run over there, saying hold on.
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  Speaker 5: Right street.
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  Speaker 16: All right, uh all right, all right?
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  Speaker 17: Cool?
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  Speaker 16: Look man, you are you there now? Because I can
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  Speaker 16: just shoot over there right. And I appried you a
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  Speaker 16: little man for taking care of it. Men, because I
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  Speaker 16: really need my car, man, I got some urgent visits.
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  Speaker 16: I need to take care of. So I just sit
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  Speaker 16: to a little something when I beat over there, and
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  Speaker 16: I appreciate it again, man, okay.
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  Speaker 5: Well I appreciate you, you know, wanting to slide me something.
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  Speaker 9: Since you said that, you know, maybe uh, you know,
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  Speaker 9: maybe you don't have to because I actually I ran
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  Speaker 9: into a little jam man, and and hopefully you you'll
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  Speaker 9: you'll be understandable about it.
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  Speaker 5: But I ran into a little jam and I actually
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  Speaker 5: had to I actually had to use your car.
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  Speaker 16: Hold on hold, he said, what.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know, I got into a little a little
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  Speaker 5: situation and I actually had to use your card. Right. Well, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I mean I'll be here to to to
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  Speaker 5: uh be able to give it back, pay it back
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  Speaker 5: to you, you know what?
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  Speaker 16: He man?
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  Speaker 15: Hey, what what what got come?
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  Speaker 3: Opertion? I got going over there? Man, use my car
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  Speaker 3: for what?
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  Speaker 16: I closed my tad down.
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  Speaker 15: On Saturday night.
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  Speaker 5: Man, you close your tab out, you know. And and
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  Speaker 5: and like I said, I was going through a little
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  Speaker 5: bit of a situation. I needed some gas, so I
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  Speaker 5: used it for that.
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  Speaker 9: And my little my little girl needed some uniforms for
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  Speaker 9: a school and my check hadn't come from the from
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  Speaker 9: the club yet.
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  Speaker 5: But as soon as the club.
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  Speaker 16: Hey, hey, oh show down.
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  Speaker 8: Bro.
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  Speaker 16: You wait, you you put you put gas and you
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  Speaker 16: you buy somebody. Somebody shoots a close on my right
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  Speaker 16: and I had to get my car out of the shop.
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  Speaker 16: So I mean, once your part of the shop.
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  Speaker 15: There, let me tell you something. Man, with my family,
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  Speaker 15: man with my family money.
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  Speaker 16: Man, you up for that?
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  Speaker 18: Bro?
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  Speaker 15: I don't plumb for it. Man, I'm gonna tell you what.
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  Speaker 15: I tell you what.
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  Speaker 16: Man, I'm gonna tell you what I'm I'm front of
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  Speaker 16: the final police for him.
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  Speaker 15: You up, man, you need to have I can?
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: I can, mister Anthony put just calm down then.
• 17:52
  Speaker 15: I know it's just they don't calm down nothing. But
• 17:54
  Speaker 15: at least at least at least I got then I
• 17:56
  Speaker 15: got my whole kid to take.
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: Care of it. But at least I'm telling you what happened.
• 17:59
  Speaker 15: And you're not even day am I to telling me
• 18:01
  Speaker 15: that he was my card. Of course she's been at
• 18:03
  Speaker 15: the cart where I live.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: It that I can pay you back in payments.
• 18:06
  Speaker 18: Man.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: Every every week I say.
• 18:07
  Speaker 15: That I want my money and I want my car back.
• 18:10
  Speaker 15: I'm gonna bush that's what That's what it help me, sir.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: If your car was that important, you wouldn't have left
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: it at the club.
• 18:16
  Speaker 15: Believe he caught up time. You wouldn't have been so
• 18:20
  Speaker 15: the girl I had my car the whole time that
• 18:22
  Speaker 15: she was gonna save before me. Give me tell me
• 18:24
  Speaker 15: that signed my payment. She didn't give it to me.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: If you want to been so drunk, you would to
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: you would have left your car at the club.
• 18:29
  Speaker 16: Hold on, when about man, I had to, But I
• 18:33
  Speaker 16: don't excuse the fact.
• 18:34
  Speaker 15: I had to playing from meeting.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: I need to leave.
• 18:35
  Speaker 15: I thought I would choose you to use my car.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: Man, I understand that.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you how right now?
• 18:41
  Speaker 15: Man?
• 18:41
  Speaker 16: What are you you at the time?
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Yes, I am.
• 18:45
  Speaker 15: I'm on the way over there, man, and I'm telling
• 18:47
  Speaker 15: he went.
• 18:47
  Speaker 19: Man.
• 18:47
  Speaker 15: If if we don't have my car and my money
• 18:49
  Speaker 15: when I get there, I'm gonna bush up over.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: You. I had it's something four hundred dollars to get
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: my car out the shop.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I was my card what not?
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: Well, no, it was actually six hundred on your car
• 19:02
  Speaker 9: because I had to get the other stuff that I
• 19:03
  Speaker 9: told you about.
• 19:04
  Speaker 15: Crazy, you praasy you You don't you don't throw a
• 19:07
  Speaker 15: definite on.
• 19:08
  Speaker 16: That you're gonna see, don't really messed up many you
• 19:10
  Speaker 16: saying man that look man, that's my wife.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: That's me and my wife joint.
• 19:12
  Speaker 16: Save this account.
• 19:13
  Speaker 15: Man, that's for my keys.
• 19:14
  Speaker 16: I got two keys, take.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Care of man.
• 19:15
  Speaker 16: I don't know what's up a game you trying to run, man,
• 19:17
  Speaker 16: but I promise you I got something for you. I
• 19:20
  Speaker 16: want all my money on my account and if any
• 19:22
  Speaker 16: money here, I'm telling you right now, I swore to God.
• 19:24
  Speaker 10: I've already told you that I've used this money.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: What do you mean is that if it's not there,
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: it's not there. I've used it, Anthony. But I'm asking
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: you to let me tell you something.
• 19:34
  Speaker 16: I swore to God right now. I promise wol I
• 19:36
  Speaker 16: swore if you, if you, if you, if you don't
• 19:39
  Speaker 16: have money together, when I get over there, I'm gonna
• 19:41
  Speaker 16: put my hands on your man. And I don't know
• 19:43
  Speaker 16: who you think you're playing with. Man, I don't play.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: These for games.
• 19:47
  Speaker 16: I know I know, I hope that something's gonna go.
• 19:49
  Speaker 16: I'm a super pinion, so I think I'm a super
• 19:51
  Speaker 16: black off there. I want my car and I want
• 19:54
  Speaker 16: my money for you.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Go.
• 19:56
  Speaker 16: If my money ain't back on my car by the
• 19:58
  Speaker 16: time I get over there. Part of cash in my hand.
• 20:01
  Speaker 16: By the time I get over there, we're gonna have
• 20:03
  Speaker 16: a real see this problem. And I'm doing talking. Hey,
• 20:09
  Speaker 16: you ain't got to call me. I'm already on the way.
• 20:12
  Speaker 16: I swear to guard letting my money be off my car,
• 20:15
  Speaker 16: lett my be there. I hope it's not right, because
• 20:18
  Speaker 16: I'm up.
• 20:18
  Speaker 14: Man.
• 20:19
  Speaker 16: I'm telling you right now, I put my I put
• 20:23
  Speaker 16: right in the guard on my daughter right now. Pet
• 20:25
  Speaker 16: my money in on my car. Get the car in
• 20:27
  Speaker 16: in my hand, with my money in my hand. When
• 20:29
  Speaker 16: I get over there, don't even worry about it. I
• 20:30
  Speaker 16: wanna way over there.
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: I'll being lifted to I want to be honest about this.
• 20:33
  Speaker 9: Somebody actually gave me your car. What somebody actually gave
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: me your card?
• 20:39
  Speaker 16: Somebody gave you my card. I don't give it there.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Who gave you the.
• 20:43
  Speaker 16: Card case I'm seeing when I get over there.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: So that's fine.
• 20:46
  Speaker 16: I hope y'all have phone to a game. Y'all play,
• 20:49
  Speaker 16: that's fine. That's just cool, man, I ain't got time to.
• 20:52
  Speaker 15: Play making me out that you the other person has
• 20:54
  Speaker 15: the car man running around with y'all.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, do you have something you can take his name?
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 21:03
  Speaker 9: Okay, the guy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. He
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: has your car, nephew, Tim from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: You just gotta pray man, Hey, let me ask you something.
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: What's the baddest radio show in the land?
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Baby show? Did I do y'all justice? That's all I
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: want to do? All right?
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: Thank you?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 21:31
  Speaker 13: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:33
  Speaker 12: Time now for us the c l O Chief Love Officer,
• 21:36
  Speaker 12: Steve Harvey in the building.
• 21:38
  Speaker 13: Here we go.
• 21:39
  Speaker 12: This one is from Anonymous in Charlotte. Anonymous writes, I'm
• 21:42
  Speaker 12: a thirty two year old married woman and I want
• 21:44
  Speaker 12: a divorce badly, but my husband won't give it to me.
• 21:48
  Speaker 12: We've been married for three years and he's already had
• 21:50
  Speaker 12: an affair.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: He has he was seen.
• 21:52
  Speaker 12: Kissing a coworker in the elevator at work, and the
• 21:55
  Speaker 12: security guard at his building goes to my church and
• 21:58
  Speaker 12: told me. My husband tried to downplay it and he
• 22:01
  Speaker 12: said it's not cheating. If he's got nerve enough to
• 22:04
  Speaker 12: do that, I want to leave him before his cheating
• 22:07
  Speaker 12: gets a lot worse.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Why would he? Why won't he let me out of
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: this doomed marriage?
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: What what do you mean to let you have right,
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: go get it. Go down there in file. Yeah, you
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: say no, you ain't hel hostage. You're asking him to
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: sign the papers. You ain't gonta do that.
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: Go down there and file. They gonna get the papers
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: to it. They're gonna bring him right down there to
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: the job in front of the lady.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Easy thinks right here, All right, moving on.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: You can divorced. You're talking to the man.
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, let me tell you something. I can't tell you
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: how to win nothing, but you damn she'll get out.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Listen to.
• 22:51
  Speaker 12: Yeah, all right, Carol, and Mobile says. I'm in my
• 22:55
  Speaker 12: mid sixties and there's a special guy that's been in
• 22:57
  Speaker 12: my life for over thirty years. We dated before I
• 23:00
  Speaker 12: met my husband, and I still think about him. I
• 23:03
  Speaker 12: recently found out that he got remarried when my husband
• 23:06
  Speaker 12: and I ran into him and his new wife at dinner.
• 23:10
  Speaker 12: The next day, I jokingly sent him a text saying
• 23:13
  Speaker 12: that I was jealous. His wife saw it and replied
• 23:16
  Speaker 12: that she would be sure to tell my husband that
• 23:19
  Speaker 12: I'm texting her husband. If she ever sees him again.
• 23:23
  Speaker 12: My husband will kill me. Should I mention to him
• 23:27
  Speaker 12: this to him first?
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: No?
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: No, I'll started sleeping dogs. Lie, Yeah, that's what's the
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: chances that y'all running up.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: Into him again? Hey, little to night?
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: Then well, just I don't know, you know, want to
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: take y'all unless y'all all stay in the same senior citizens.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Home, you know, because she is in her mid sixty.
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, unless y'all all in the same senior citizens your
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: chance are running into him is slim.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: I'd just be quiet, wouldn't say nothing?
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Has his contact?
• 24:01
  Speaker 13: Delete?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Delete? She still has his number.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: All you got to do is say, what are you
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: talking about?
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I don't even have his number.
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: I've never text him. I don't have his number. And
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: what you you got me mixed up with somebody else?
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: Take his phone? I number out your phone? And then
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: that's it. She lying? Y'all got what y'all all this truth?
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Nerve?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Are you disgusted with? They all this truth?
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Should I tell him?
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: What?
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Is she telling?
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: The truth?
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Fault? They say it to set you free, though, that's
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: what they say. Yeah, you're gonna ask, gonna get a divorce.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah and you Yeah, you had no business texting him anyway.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: You knew that.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you wrong, don't make that mistaken?
• 24:51
  Speaker 12: Yeah, all right, moving on Kadija in New York, says,
• 24:56
  Speaker 12: I have a forty seven year old woman married to
• 24:59
  Speaker 12: a man that I am taking care of. I didn't
• 25:02
  Speaker 12: mind taking care of him because when I met him,
• 25:04
  Speaker 12: he had just won three hundred thousand dollars on a
• 25:07
  Speaker 12: scratch off and he was very generous to me. Well,
• 25:12
  Speaker 12: now that we're broke again, he's waiting for the next
• 25:15
  Speaker 12: big payout. He plays the lottery and goes to casinos,
• 25:19
  Speaker 12: hoping to get lucky again. The only problem is that
• 25:21
  Speaker 12: he's gambling with my money. I want him to focus
• 25:24
  Speaker 12: on getting a job, but he said he won't ever
• 25:27
  Speaker 12: work for the man again.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Is my husband a lost card? The man crazy?
• 25:32
  Speaker 14: Right?
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: They still say the man his plan is the lottery
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: and gambling.
• 25:46
  Speaker 12: Yeah, but Steve, they won three hundred thousand dollars, they
• 25:50
  Speaker 12: blew it all.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: They're broke again.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you know how much of that he spent
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: on some more tickets and at the casino he.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Gave it right back to the lottery two hundred.
• 25:59
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: I don't know why you won't work for the man.
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: You should be sending the man a lot of your money.
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: Who you think owned the lotto? The man who owns
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: the casino.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: The man. You ain't working for him. You playing with
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: him though, that's for damn show.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: Money.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Bro bro that's not a good deal.
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: And his plan is to hit the lotto and to
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: gamble his way back to where he was three hundred thousand.
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: I don't know how long y'all thought that was gonna last.
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: Let me explain something to you. A billion all out
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: go without no income. Listen to me, all out go
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: without any more income. Come on, equals broke.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: So that three hundred thousand you got, that's why you broke.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: You can't. You can't just spend it without nothing else
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: coming in. That's not how this works.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Sorry, thinking about those glory days all right.
• 27:05
  Speaker 12: Jose in Oklahoma says, I've been married for twelve years
• 27:10
  Speaker 12: and I can't.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Stand my wife's sister.
• 27:13
  Speaker 12: She's always flirting with me as if she's a beauty queen,
• 27:16
  Speaker 12: and it's disgusting because she has a terrible body and
• 27:20
  Speaker 12: a flat butt. It's so bad that my wife knows
• 27:24
  Speaker 12: she flirts with me, and she's not even worried about it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 12: The other day, her sister was visiting and she sat
• 27:29
  Speaker 12: on my lap, and my wife was sitting right there.
• 27:32
  Speaker 12: I asked my wife why she thought this type of
• 27:35
  Speaker 12: behavior was okay, and she just laughed it off. Why
• 27:38
  Speaker 12: is my wife allowing this mess to continue?
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: Her sister taught me. He know her sister ain't got nobody.
• 27:45
  Speaker 13: She know that, uh huh.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: She living in her sister. She knows her sister.
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: Jean, and she know her sister just let her leave
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: a girl he just playing with. She ain't got nobody,
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: don't nobody won't. And that's what what you're gonna have
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: to do is you're gonna have to check her. No, no, no, no,
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: no no, oh no, she ugly too.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Not should he didn't say that, He just said terrible
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: body in flat.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: But no, read read your description.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Oh she's not a terrible if she's a beauty queen.
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: See, don't worry about the flat butt. She acts like
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: she a beauty queen. As if chance she got a
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: bad body, she blowed and toe up.
• 28:30
  Speaker 12: We gotta go see l you're listening, Morning show. It's
• 28:37
  Speaker 12: time for Junior's truth be told.
• 28:39
  Speaker 20: I just want to just talk about the links that
• 28:41
  Speaker 20: I know people will go to to get their check.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: The true today is.
• 28:46
  Speaker 20: No, then says something about black people. There is nothing
• 28:49
  Speaker 20: we won't do to get our check. We don't leave
• 28:53
  Speaker 20: our money at the job. Somebody we know everybody, came
• 28:57
  Speaker 20: up because Jay had left and his check was sitting
• 28:59
  Speaker 20: up there, and he said, dog, before you walk out
• 29:03
  Speaker 20: that room today, put my chick in that draw.
• 29:08
  Speaker 10: Okay, So I thought about the list that I know
• 29:10
  Speaker 10: black people go to to get that chick. I don't
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: care if we at court.
• 29:14
  Speaker 20: Dog, I'm in court rule number seven. When you leave
• 29:19
  Speaker 20: that job today.
• 29:20
  Speaker 10: I might be in front of the judge walk through
• 29:22
  Speaker 10: that little swivel dog.
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: Hand me my chick.
• 29:25
  Speaker 10: Don't say nothing.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: I don't care what level it is. You're gonna have to.
• 29:31
  Speaker 10: Bring me my chick.
• 29:33
  Speaker 20: Look here, I'm having surgery at a eight thirty win
• 29:36
  Speaker 20: rule number three.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: I might be.
• 29:40
  Speaker 20: Open, I might be under, but place that chick in
• 29:44
  Speaker 20: my right two fingers and I'm gonna grip it.
• 29:48
  Speaker 10: But what I can't do is.
• 29:49
  Speaker 20: Leave my money up here at this dog old job. Hey,
• 29:56
  Speaker 20: I want to add a stage.
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: We'll put it between them two fingers because the wall's
• 29:58
  Speaker 10: gonna lock.
• 30:00
  Speaker 20: What what bring me my check when I wake up?
• 30:02
  Speaker 20: When I come through and recovery, I should have my
• 30:05
  Speaker 20: check in my hand.
• 30:07
  Speaker 10: I don't care if you if you at.
• 30:09
  Speaker 20: A funeral, yeah, if I'm up there at the casket
• 30:12
  Speaker 20: at the grave site. No, before you leave that office
• 30:15
  Speaker 20: this Thursday, come back, come.
• 30:18
  Speaker 10: By the grave yard.
• 30:20
  Speaker 20: Were in the second family car. Lay my check on
• 30:23
  Speaker 20: the back seat. When I come back here, I should
• 30:27
  Speaker 20: see my check.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I don't care what that is.
• 30:31
  Speaker 10: You got to bring us our check.
• 30:34
  Speaker 18: Dog.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Money where you leave leave me.
• 30:41
  Speaker 10: I don't care where you're doing.
• 30:42
  Speaker 20: Hey man, look man, I'm calling in sick. I'm going
• 30:46
  Speaker 20: on a trail ride. We're in the third wagon. I'll
• 30:49
  Speaker 20: be in the back.
• 30:51
  Speaker 10: Cook it. Ride your car off next to this horse and.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Bring me my checks.
• 30:58
  Speaker 10: No way we leave that check.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: We're not going to do. You got to get.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Wrong with that.
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: Nothing wrong with it.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Nothing that don't change at no level.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: No, I don't trust direct pos like see their money.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: Already got money. You can't blend it in with nothing.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know if it's money, you know, seriously, man,
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: I got you can't cheat me out of now nickel.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: I want to see my check. I put it in there.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, but that direct deposit.
• 31:43
  Speaker 12: No, you ting to the bank direct deposit. You don't
• 31:47
  Speaker 12: trust it's something ever happened. I don't trust nobody at
• 31:50
  Speaker 12: work for has something ever happened before where a check
• 31:54
  Speaker 12: didn't get in or something?
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: Is that?
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: Why? No?
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: No, what if you lose the check, the actual physical check?
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: Wait, that happened? That what happens?
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: What you can take a picture of it?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: And now I have lost some third dollar ches.
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: I don't lost some wives, but I ain't never lost.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: A chi.
• 32:22
  Speaker 10: The amount they don't take it. I lost a ten dollars.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: I've done that.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Call what you take a picture?
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can take a picture, deposit your check? Yeah,
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: but there's a limit to that.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Oh some of us.
• 32:35
  Speaker 10: That's not my bracket, that's.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: But yeah, actually.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: It won't take x amount.
• 32:44
  Speaker 17: But wait a minute, Steve, I can't see you either
• 32:47
  Speaker 17: going uh with your check to the bank, standing in
• 32:50
  Speaker 17: line and going up to the tailler to either deposited
• 32:54
  Speaker 17: or or cash it either.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I can't pig accounts.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, don't do big ass chism on your phone.
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah your memory, I don't.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: I don't you know.
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be honest with you. I ain't been to
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: the bank. Only time I went out there told me
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: they weren't gonna give me this loan. And I said,
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: ain't no problem.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: That's all. I went to the bank and said, mister Vy,
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: what are you here for? Good morning?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're so fine.
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: I said, I want to withdraw my money. Sayce, y'all
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: don't want to give me the loans. I was sitting
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: in the room with about thirty people with seats on.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: No because they don't want you to withdraw your money.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: Then I got the loan too. I got the loan.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: What's the biggest check you deposited?
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: Though?
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: What's the biggest check you walked in? And the Positi?
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: One question.
• 33:56
  Speaker 13: You want?
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: You want me to answer that for you? Hell yeah,
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: thirty eight.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: Ad Come on, come on, let me look at my life.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: Thanks a lot, Thank you.
• 34:10
  Speaker 10: I got some growing to do.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: We suck.
• 34:16
  Speaker 10: I was feeling good about the five.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I just put in any more questions from you, nephew, No,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let it go.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: Seem like I touched everybody.
• 34:32
  Speaker 10: Way to go, cha.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Believe you some of that. That's all. I'm sorry.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were talking about banking.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: You always won't to know how much he ain't. Gotta
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: get quiet.
• 34:46
  Speaker 13: You're listening hard.
• 34:49
  Speaker 12: Morning show time Now, guys, for another round. Of Would
• 34:52
  Speaker 12: you rather would you rather be kissed on the lips
• 34:57
  Speaker 12: or kissed on your neck during an.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Oh that nick?
• 35:01
  Speaker 14: I can't handle it. I jumped out the window. I
• 35:03
  Speaker 14: can't handle it at all. I can't handle it. I
• 35:07
  Speaker 14: I just ain't no good on this neck. I'm telling you,
• 35:10
  Speaker 14: I FO you want to stop my performance, you get
• 35:14
  Speaker 14: on that neck, I'm done.
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: I can't do nothing for you. Well, I'm the direct opposite. Okay,
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: if you open up your mouth, start looking me on
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: my neck.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: You in for some with that.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: I intesacize all efforts I'm talking about. Man, everything I'm doing,
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: I start doing hard everything in me, not on my neck.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: My body is convulsing and stuff. I'm most of my
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: actions is involuntary. At that point, I'd rather not.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Let's keep this party. Would you rather?
• 35:58
  Speaker 12: Would you rather be financially satisfied all of the time?
• 36:03
  Speaker 12: Would you rather be sexually satisfied?
• 36:05
  Speaker 19: Hey?
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: Hey, yeah, we can buy it. So you got enough money,
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: you ain't got to worry about it. It feel good
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: sometimes when you just got money, you ain't got to
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: do nothing. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm trying to tell
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: you right now, I'm going with that money man, you're
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: financially set all the time on, sexually satisfied all the time.
• 36:27
  Speaker 12: No.
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: No, like Tommy said, you got enough money, you can
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: buy whatever you get sexually satisfied.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: No, I don't need them both. No, No, with that money,
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: that money makes me feel like we just finished. It
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: feels way all right.
• 36:44
  Speaker 12: So would you rather post nude, just completely naked for
• 36:48
  Speaker 12: a group of artists or would you rather wear false lashes?
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Eyelashes often put them lashes on so fly. I ain't
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: what is wrong with something naked?
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: But I don't know these artists. He knows, surely he know,
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: he don't. He don't need to be necking from I got,
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: I got two albs. It look weird. I ain't got
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: the other folk.
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: I don't need to be nicking in front nobody, nobody
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: but the wife. She didn't seen it from all sides,
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: and I'm mean a nicked explaining to y'all what's going on?
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: And then let's just be real, y'all from the side.
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: Do you really want somebody looking at you from the side?
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: You know, Ford straight on? I'm all right, you know,
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: on the scale of one to ten, about seven, you know,
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: straight on seven?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: You know, for my age.
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: I'm I'm an eight and a half, you know, sideways.
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: I can't explain.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: That's no damn, but I don't really know what's happening.
• 37:54
  Speaker 12: All right, all right, thank you. That's our rounded. Would
• 37:58
  Speaker 12: you rather for today? You're listening.
• 38:02
  Speaker 13: Morning show?
• 38:04
  Speaker 21: All right, guys comedians on this show weald This segment
• 38:10
  Speaker 21: is called tell us about that time you dot dot
• 38:13
  Speaker 21: dot All right, tell us about that time you cursed
• 38:17
  Speaker 21: really loud and public but didn't really mean it that time.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: Oh, I can tell you that one.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: Come on.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: So we lived across the street from Benitette College where
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: they played football. If you would line the field with
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: line or whatever, they let you in the game free.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: So you go over there and line the field and
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: then hop the fence and come back up, coming back over.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: My mom was on the other side, but I didn't
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: see her, and I yelled, ut man, get your mf
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: put out my m f A and my mama.
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: I was just cussing.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: I was in the free form cussing man, and my
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: mom was on the other side, slid back over on
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: the wall, just stayed.
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: All right, Come on, nephew, tell us about let me
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: see I got one I got one.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: It has to be about cussing a lot of them.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: It could be anything you had to go to court.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, nephew, I know you got one.
• 39:20
  Speaker 12: Tell us about the time you dot dot dot cussed
• 39:22
  Speaker 12: whatever you did.
• 39:23
  Speaker 14: I gotta cuss dot dot dot. I my pops, my
• 39:26
  Speaker 14: dad sent me to uh to drop something off at
• 39:29
  Speaker 14: the church. And I'm walking around the church and looking
• 39:32
  Speaker 14: for the looking for the pastor, looking for the path.
• 39:34
  Speaker 14: I don't see the pastor. And I done got frustrated
• 39:37
  Speaker 14: and said, where in the blank is pastor? And right
• 39:41
  Speaker 14: when I said that, I lied to you not he
• 39:45
  Speaker 14: showed up. But you know what, he came back at
• 39:47
  Speaker 14: me and said, I'm the blank right here. You ain't
• 39:51
  Speaker 14: gonna be talking like that.
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: At my church. So that's what being pastor bonded. WHOA
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: see I was. I was looking at it from this
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: right here.
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: You ever have somebody just come up to you and
• 40:08
  Speaker 7: ask you to tell a story, but the story was
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: just meant for just them, but not they in the
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: group and they want and they come up to you.
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: They go like, hey, man, Steve or something, a man
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: that was funny as hell. Man, tell tell them about
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: that time you got caught cheat. Turn my head just
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: turns out. I'm looking at the stude, like, hey, that story,
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: that story just for us to.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Hear you in front of all these people. I don't
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: even know these damn people you're talking about? The have
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: about tell you you got caught cheating? You went, yeah,
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: yeah you don't.
• 41:00
  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, all right, tell us about that time you
• 41:05
  Speaker 12: were playing. Tell us about that time you got that dotch.
• 41:09
  Speaker 12: What about if you had to go to court?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Anybody have to go to quarter.
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, hell yeah, sure, go to court.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: You can't get court masters, right, yeah, what you want divorce?
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: You what you want court?
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: I went to court? Should I talk about this one time?
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: I went to court and I had to give If
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: anybody doesn't know this, if you get married in state
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: of California, once you get a divorce, the money that
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: you made.
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: You have to split that.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: And when I heard that, it didn't register in my
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: mind because I said, okay, I got that, and I
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: didn't figure out the number until my ass got outside.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'll be damn, that's a lot of money.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: That is a lot of money. I got it.
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh yeah, we're better.
• 42:00
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: That was the start of it.
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: I tell you.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: I took about the time I went to court one time.
• 42:10
  Speaker 7: I just won this settlement for this car accident, six
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: hundred seventy five dollars a lot of money to me.
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: But my car got smashed and I owed like three
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: hundred four hundred to get the car fixed. And then
• 42:23
  Speaker 7: because of the accident, I had to go to courts.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: So when I got the settlement a check, I got
• 42:28
  Speaker 7: six hundred summer. And then I got a speeding ticket
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: in the school zone, and when I got to court,
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: they charged me the exact amount of money that I
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: had left.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: More was sick Now. I went from six seventy five
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: and nothing.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: God, all right, thanks guys.
• 42:51
  Speaker 12: Coming up next to the nephew with today's Frank phone call.
• 42:54
  Speaker 12: Right after that, you're listening.
• 42:57
  Speaker 13: Morning show.
• 42:59
  Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 43:01
  Speaker 12: four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry Letter. The subject is
• 43:05
  Speaker 12: why won't his wife leave him? We'll get into that
• 43:10
  Speaker 12: a little later. Right now, the nephew is here with
• 43:12
  Speaker 12: today's frank phone call. What you got for his nef?
• 43:14
  Speaker 14: That's right here is Johnson's Freedom Papers. Johnson Freedom Papers. Yes,
• 43:22
  Speaker 14: let's go cat.
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Franklin. Franklin Johnson Fleet. Yeah,
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: this Oka Franklin. How you doing today? And my name
• 43:33
  Speaker 8: is My name is Kyle, Kyle Green. I'm with the
• 43:37
  Speaker 8: Immigration Department of the State of Tennessee.
• 43:39
  Speaker 18: Uh yeah, how could I help you?
• 43:41
  Speaker 8: You were you were born and raised in Tennessee? Am
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: I correct?
• 43:45
  Speaker 19: Yeah?
• 43:46
  Speaker 18: Born and raised in Tennessee.
• 43:48
  Speaker 8: Okay, Now do you do you still live in the
• 43:52
  Speaker 8: Tennessee area? Now you in a different state? All right?
• 43:55
  Speaker 18: And that's it's still he is all my say, I'm
• 43:57
  Speaker 18: the only gods is he's still here, living good.
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: Okay, all right. So here's what's going on. It's been
• 44:05
  Speaker 8: brought through our attention here at the Immigration that anyone
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: in the state of Tennessee who has the last name
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: of Johnson. And I don't even know how to break
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: this to you or tell this to you, but it's
• 44:18
  Speaker 8: been brought to our attention here at the Immigration that
• 44:20
  Speaker 8: anyone in the State of Tennessee last name Johnson for
• 44:23
  Speaker 8: some reason, and we're going to fix the problem. But
• 44:26
  Speaker 8: for some reason, they're saying no Johnson's are free, you know,
• 44:31
  Speaker 8: like there's claws or something in some paperwork or whatever.
• 44:34
  Speaker 8: But what we need is we need all the Johnson's
• 44:37
  Speaker 8: to come in by six, by six o'clock today so
• 44:41
  Speaker 8: we can try to take care of the problem. If not,
• 44:43
  Speaker 8: if all Johnson's that are not reported in by six
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: will have to get picked up.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: I know this is a joke, right we even I
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: know this is Joe Baby, I'm free.
• 44:53
  Speaker 18: What are you talking about?
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: Like, well, he's talking about john This ain't free. What
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: do you what are you talking about?
• 45:01
  Speaker 18: Chris your club, Bumpy Johnson?
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Got for it. I don't let anybody attacking.
• 45:05
  Speaker 8: Johnson then, uh no, sorry, this is this is the
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: real this is I know this is crazy to get
• 45:13
  Speaker 8: a phone call like this, but like I say, it's
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: it's we got some paperwork here. Everybody's scramming around trying
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: to get to the bottom of this. But the bottom
• 45:21
  Speaker 8: line is we need all the Johnsons to come in
• 45:23
  Speaker 8: because right right now, in the state of Tennessee, no
• 45:27
  Speaker 8: person with the last name of Johnson is free.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Right now, I get the got in. What are you
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: talking about? What are you talking about? Are you black?
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: I'm black, but yeah I'm black. Are you free?
• 45:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm free?
• 45:41
  Speaker 18: So what are you talking about?
• 45:42
  Speaker 15: Coming to me?
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Talking about the since my last name Johnson, my family
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: got to come down to immigration because we ain't free.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: What the hell are you calling me talking about the
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: crap like that?
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: Man, Okay, sir, the problem. We're gonna fix the problem,
• 45:54
  Speaker 8: but we need all Johnson's to come in. We're gonna
• 45:57
  Speaker 8: fix paper headed the sensus or something. I'm sorry, are
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: you the head of the census? I no, I'm not
• 46:06
  Speaker 8: something like that, Like, why are you probably talking about Johnson?
• 46:09
  Speaker 8: You are some uncle Thomas pull when me talking.
• 46:11
  Speaker 18: About Johnson that we ain't free and we got to
• 46:14
  Speaker 18: come down.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: And he's threatening my family, this guy, I'm not. I'm not.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: I'm not.
• 46:20
  Speaker 8: I'm not threatening you all right. Like I said, my
• 46:23
  Speaker 8: name is Kyle Green. I'm with immigrations. I'm just trying
• 46:25
  Speaker 8: to fix the problem.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: You know me because your name is Green. So y'all
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: know after the Johnson.
• 46:32
  Speaker 8: Sure, I'm not saying I'm better than you because my
• 46:34
  Speaker 8: last name is Green. I'm saying we have more Chile.
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: You are so saying that, Kyle, mister Green, my name
• 46:40
  Speaker 8: is Johnson. We come from a long line at Johnson.
• 46:43
  Speaker 18: And don't let me have to bumpy Johnson on you
• 46:45
  Speaker 18: because you're so how he was cutting.
• 46:46
  Speaker 8: My off soap, don't play with me, okay, sure, and
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: we I want to help you and I want to
• 46:56
  Speaker 8: help all the jobs. Okay, you ain't helping nobody.
• 46:58
  Speaker 18: But yourself, mister Green, Uncle Tom, I sold y'all life
• 47:03
  Speaker 18: in Jango the house for I bet you want them
• 47:08
  Speaker 18: light skins, green eyes, n Howard looking most big.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: A good hand.
• 47:12
  Speaker 18: I'm black, having me, I got a wide nose, and
• 47:14
  Speaker 18: I'm proud.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: To be black.
• 47:15
  Speaker 18: And they're gonna have your life and ask for me
• 47:17
  Speaker 18: when I bring my my family down there.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: You got some guys for nervous. It's all this tobolism.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: My mother sus.
• 47:26
  Speaker 8: Sorry, can I struck you to come down the immigration?
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: That's sound like a light skinned mother, Kyle Green? That
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: sound like, uh sorry?
• 47:37
  Speaker 8: Can I get you to come down the immigration?
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: By now?
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: You can not have me come in. I'm gonna come
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: down there with my god. Oh hold Bunkie Johnson, and
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: we're gonna turn it up.
• 47:45
  Speaker 8: Okay, so is your wife's last name Johnathan too?
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Don't worry about what my white's class name is.
• 47:52
  Speaker 8: Don't try to set up Okay, is your is your
• 47:56
  Speaker 8: mother still living.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Don't worry about my mama still living. You don't have to.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: I'm about to hang. This guy showed up.
• 48:03
  Speaker 18: You're gonna cross the line, your life getting.
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: Bubble, Okay, okay, sir. All I know is that you
• 48:10
  Speaker 8: know we got you. We were trying to get as
• 48:11
  Speaker 8: many Johnson as mihood to come in. Tell me, Tommy
• 48:15
  Speaker 8: is the one that told us to call you. Okay, Franklin,
• 48:19
  Speaker 8: that's who told us to call you. Boom Tommy said,
• 48:23
  Speaker 8: you probably want to call Franklin Johnson and get him
• 48:26
  Speaker 8: on the line because he you know a lot of
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: the other Johnson's, and you can get them all to
• 48:30
  Speaker 8: come in.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: That's what you think. You think. I'm not mother around
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: the boy with Johnson.
• 48:35
  Speaker 15: That's how they came over from after there was one
• 48:37
  Speaker 15: black mother think take him over to talk about They
• 48:39
  Speaker 15: was going on.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Vacation and they came up with over here. I'm not
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: rounding them though, God, who hell is Tommy?
• 48:46
  Speaker 8: Tommy Man? Tommy says you would do it. Tommy said
• 48:49
  Speaker 8: you would be cool with it.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know, no, God, Tommy, he sounded like with
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: him too.
• 48:54
  Speaker 8: Okay, do you know do you know nephew Tommy from
• 48:58
  Speaker 8: The Steve Harvey Morny Show.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: You no, oh, I got my bluff bright?
• 49:10
  Speaker 8: Hey man, oh man, ain't Franklin, Yes, hey Franklin, take
• 49:15
  Speaker 8: this out man. Your point j Rob is the one
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: that got me the frank phone call you man, Oh
• 49:21
  Speaker 8: he ain't.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: He ain't allowed over to the barbecue on man?
• 49:24
  Speaker 18: Was he a whiskey's?
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: What's he? Was he taking some of that whiskey when
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: he caught you there?
• 49:30
  Speaker 8: I don't know what it was when I called him brother,
• 49:32
  Speaker 8: but he wanted me to make sure he Frank Franklin,
• 49:37
  Speaker 8: Jesus Christ, oh man, and you gotta tell me this
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: rank and give it to me, baby, Franklin. Johnson, you
• 49:46
  Speaker 8: got to tell me this what is the bad and
• 49:48
  Speaker 8: I mean the badst radio show in the Lake?
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: The Steve Harvey Show with Nahet.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: Tommy You went there on him? Hey, Tomas Green.
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: I talked tom tell me he had you shook up
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: a little bit. Though he sounded like he had you
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: all balanced a little bit because he was serious with it.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah Johnson, when he okay.
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: Oh you think I'm round up all the Johnsons. I
• 50:17
  Speaker 7: ain't that blankety blank? See you like skin, ain't you?
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: You probably one of them, light skin tears. Howard looking
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: ask boy boy boy, good hair boy boy.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: He was mad. He was hot.
• 50:33
  Speaker 10: Kyle Green sound like.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: A man. Is your is your wife?
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: Last name?
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: John? Don't worry about my wife? Is your mother? Still?
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: See man? You cross the line now.
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: Many He was gonna come down there, and yeah, he
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: was doubt it.
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: All the Johnson's to come down so we can get
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: these y'all. Y'all not free?
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Got that light Hold up?
• 51:03
  Speaker 20: Man?
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Is you black?
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh so you done got your uncle Tom asked?
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: Now you go round up. See that's you that you
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: was on. Jane Gold.
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: All his reference was light skinned Terres Howard, Jane Gold.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: You a house in you? Uncle Tom he had Tommy
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: he would throw with you. Yeah, he was, y'all.
• 51:29
  Speaker 14: March first, second, and third. It is Charlie good Knight's Riley,
• 51:33
  Speaker 14: North Carolina, North Carolina. That is March first, second third,
• 51:37
  Speaker 14: the nephew coming to town Riley, North Carolina. That is
• 51:41
  Speaker 14: Collie good Nights all right. And then one more funny bone,
• 51:45
  Speaker 14: one more funny bone. That would be March fifteen, sixteen
• 51:49
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  Speaker 1: wife leave him? We'll get into it right after this.
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  Speaker 12: Thanking nef you. Subject why won't he leave his wife?
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  Speaker 12: Why won't his wife leave him?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 1: Was I thinking the same thing though? Right here's Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: I'm forty four years old.
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  Speaker 12: I know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm still in vacation mode.
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  Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm forty four years old, divorced and
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  Speaker 12: single for ten years. My husband divorced me because I
• 53:09
  Speaker 12: cheated on him and the man I cheated with was
• 53:12
  Speaker 12: married and he's still married. We met at work and
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  Speaker 12: the rest is history. We are still in a relationship
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  Speaker 12: and it's been ten years now. Our sex life is great,
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  Speaker 12: but our relationship has a few challenges. We have a
• 53:27
  Speaker 12: six year old son and he has two children with
• 53:30
  Speaker 12: his wife. His wife is known about us from the
• 53:32
  Speaker 12: beginning due to my husband sending her explicit text messages,
• 53:36
  Speaker 12: hotelally seats, and pictures of us together. She knew about
• 53:40
  Speaker 12: my pregnancy and is aware that her husband spend times
• 53:44
  Speaker 12: with our son. But she will not leave him. He
• 53:48
  Speaker 12: said he's staying because of the kids and she will
• 53:50
  Speaker 12: drag him through the mud if he leaves. I really
• 53:54
  Speaker 12: truly love this man. He met my parents, my siblings,
• 53:58
  Speaker 12: and all of my friends. Everyone knows he's married, but
• 54:02
  Speaker 12: no one makes a big deal out of it. I
• 54:04
  Speaker 12: had to threaten him with child support to make him
• 54:06
  Speaker 12: step up financially to provide for me and my son.
• 54:09
  Speaker 12: He has put our son on his insurance at work
• 54:12
  Speaker 12: as his third child. Nothing I ever do to this
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  Speaker 12: man has made him angry enough to cut ties with me,
• 54:19
  Speaker 12: so I really feel that he loves me. I do
• 54:22
  Speaker 12: want more and have expressed that to him, but he
• 54:25
  Speaker 12: says he has too many obligations at home. I feel
• 54:28
  Speaker 12: like I have a boyfriend and everything is fine until
• 54:31
  Speaker 12: reality sets in and he leaves me to go to
• 54:34
  Speaker 12: his wife and other life. I'm sure his wife knows
• 54:37
  Speaker 12: where I live, but I don't understand why she's never
• 54:40
  Speaker 12: acted out over what I've done. He and I will
• 54:43
  Speaker 12: be connected forever because of our son, but I want
• 54:47
  Speaker 12: him all to myself. I'm getting too old for the
• 54:50
  Speaker 12: back and forth, and he is too. Do I give
• 54:53
  Speaker 12: him an ultimatum?
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  Speaker 1: Or would that be selfish of me? Would that be
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: selfish of you? I think everything that you're.
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  Speaker 12: Doing is selfish because all you're thinking about is getting
• 55:08
  Speaker 12: this woman's husband for yourself. You were selfish when you
• 55:12
  Speaker 12: cheated on your husband in the first place, and I
• 55:16
  Speaker 12: don't see how you don't see any of this as
• 55:18
  Speaker 12: selfish because it's all selfishness. I mean, now you want
• 55:21
  Speaker 12: him to leave and be with you, that's selfish, okay,
• 55:26
  Speaker 12: And he obviously doesn't want to leave his wife. He
• 55:29
  Speaker 12: obviously doesn't. He's given you every excuse not to and
• 55:33
  Speaker 12: more importantly, he doesn't have to at this point. He
• 55:35
  Speaker 12: gets anything he wants from you with the arrangement you
• 55:39
  Speaker 12: already have, and everyone is going along with it. You
• 55:43
  Speaker 12: said he's met your family, he's met your friends, and
• 55:46
  Speaker 12: they're cool, No big deal. His wife is known about
• 55:50
  Speaker 12: your affair since the beginning. She still his wife, and
• 55:53
  Speaker 12: no matter what you do to him, you say, he
• 55:55
  Speaker 12: won't leave you. You two started this, you made a child,
• 55:59
  Speaker 12: and now you have a problem with it the way
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  Speaker 12: it is now, well, you know, too bad, because this
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  Speaker 12: is a mess and this is what messes look like.
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  Speaker 12: I mean, trust me, Wifey isn't going anywhere. It's called revenge, okay,
• 56:13
  Speaker 12: it's called a woman scorned, it's called spite. You think
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  Speaker 12: she doesn't know you want her to leave. She probably
• 56:19
  Speaker 12: can't stand her cheating husband.
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  Speaker 5: You know, didn't you say?
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  Speaker 12: He sent her explicit pictures, hotel receipts of you guys together.
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  Speaker 1: But she's still not leaving him. That should tell you something,
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  Speaker 1: right there. So this is what it is and what
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: is going to be.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, you need to stop wishing, stop waiting, stop hoping
• 56:38
  Speaker 12: for him to leave her.
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  Speaker 1: It's not happening. She's not going to leave him either.
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  Speaker 1: The wokest moment.
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  Speaker 12: You had and this whole entire letter, was at the
• 56:47
  Speaker 12: end when you said you're getting too old for this
• 56:49
  Speaker 12: back and forth, and so is he, and you're right,
• 56:52
  Speaker 12: you're forty four. I say, girl, get your child support
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  Speaker 12: like you're doing. Please, don't waste any more time on him.
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  Speaker 13: Though.
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  Speaker 12: You need to get your self respect back. You need
• 57:02
  Speaker 12: to close this chapter of your life. You need to
• 57:05
  Speaker 12: walk away. Stop answering his calls. This is not love,
• 57:09
  Speaker 12: It is not even close. Of course, he needs to
• 57:11
  Speaker 12: pay for continue to pay for the child.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: And take care of his kid. But other than that,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: you need to move on with your life.
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  Speaker 5: Steve.
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  Speaker 7: To me, this whole letter ain't got nothing to do
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: with to do. The whole thing to me is the
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: woman who wrote the letter and what she's settling for
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: and what she's accepted, and what she keeps trying to
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: make a wrong or right And it can't work this way? Woman,
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: What is wrong with you? Your moral compass is so
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: far off. You keep trying to get something out of
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: this that don't belong to you. You have nothing here.
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: You forty four year old, divorce and single for ten years.
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: Your husband divorced me. My husband divorced me because I
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: cheated on him and the man I cheated with was
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: married and he's still married.
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  Speaker 5: Oh okay, and you're still cheating.
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  Speaker 7: Do you understand you've never corrected any of your mistakes,
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: but you want stuff to right itself for you, but
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: you've taken no ownership. Look, everybody make mistakes, so I
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: ain't gonna beat you about the mistakes. But damn you're
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: supposed to grow from your mistakes, learn from them, ask
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: for forgiveness, and move on.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: You've done none of that.
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: You just keep repeating the same thing over and over,
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: expecting a different results.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: Don't they say that's the definition of insanity?
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Absolutely?
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: See, ain't that what they say? So when we come back,
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: we finished talking to your crazy ass.
• 58:55
  Speaker 12: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
• 58:58
  Speaker 12: up at twenty three minutes after the hout or subject
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  Speaker 12: why won't his wife leave him?
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
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  Speaker 13: You're listening Hardy Morning Show?
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  Speaker 8: All right?
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  Speaker 12: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letters.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Subject why won't his wife leave him?
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  Speaker 5: Why won't his wife leave him?
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  Speaker 19: What?
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  Speaker 7: Forty four years old? Divorced single for ten years. Your
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: husband divorced me because my husband divorced me because I
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: cheated on him. And the man that I cheated on
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: him wasn't married, and he's still married. We met at
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: work and the rest of his history.
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: We are still in a.
• 59:37
  Speaker 7: Relationship, so you're still cheating and it's been ten years now.
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: Our sex life is great, but our relationship has a
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: few challenges. Oh you mean the fact that he's married,
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: that's the challenge.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. We have a six year old son and he
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: has two children with his wife. Oh you mean his family. Okay.
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  Speaker 7: His wife has known about us from the beginning due
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: to due to my husband sending her explicit text messages, hotels,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: receipts and receipts of us together.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: Your husband.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 7: See I didn't catch that at first. Your former husband
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: sent all this information to your wife when he found
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: out you was cheating on him with her husband.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: He said her all the messages, the receipts and all
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: this stuff.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: She knew about my pregnancy and as a way that
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: her husband spends time with our son.
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  Speaker 5: But she's not but she will not leave him now.
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  Speaker 5: Surely said it best, And I hadn't thought of this.
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  Speaker 7: This is revenge. Oh no, no, no, no no, I'm
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: in this mess. I'm gonna make you wallow in it
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: with me. So I didn't even know that, but women
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: are capable of it. I'm leaving, I'm bouncing. We're gonna
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 7: do revenge somewhere else. We're not finnsh sit up in here.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 7: But surely made a valid point. He said he's staying
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: because of the kids, and she would drag him through
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: the mud if he leaves. Wait a minute, let me
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 7: explain something to you. He already in the mud. H
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: it can't get any money her. Now she'll tell his
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 7: job and all this hell. But now she gonna drag
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: him through the mud. She giving this band hell. I
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 7: want you to understand him. I really truly love this man.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: He's met my parents, my siblings, all my friends. Everyone
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: knows he's married. But no one makes a big deal
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: out of it. You know why they don't make a
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: big deal out of it cause you don't don't.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: See.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: You cool with stupid and they cool with you. So
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: if you cool and stuck on stupid, then we cool
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: being stuck on stupid for you.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: Whatever, that ain't what you like. Everybody they don't make
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: no big deal out of it.
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  Speaker 7: Lady, I had to threaten him with child support to
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 7: make him step up financially provide for me and my son.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: He's put our son on his insurance and work as
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: his third child. Nothing now he'll depart. Nothing I ever
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: do to this man has made him angry enough to
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: cut tithes with me. So I really feel he loves me.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: So I know what you did. I'll tell you that
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: in a second. Now he does love you. You can
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: be in love with two people, but he ain't leaving
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: his wife.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: Thought, I do want more.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: And I have expressed that to him, so and what
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: he do about it?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 9: Not?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: So I do want more. To expressed that to him again?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: So you're through express it.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm finna go home, but he says he has
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: too many obligations at home.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a wife and two children.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: I feel like I have a boyfriend and everything is
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: fine until the reality sets in and he leaves me
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: to go to his wife and his other life. I'm
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: sure his wife knows where I live, but I don't
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: understand why she's never acted out over what I've done.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: Let's go back to this line right here.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 7: Nothing I ever do to this man has made him
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: angry enough to cut ties with me, so I really
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: feel like he loves me. I'm sure his wife knows
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 7: where I live, but I don't understand why she's never
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: acted out over what I've done. Because you've tried to
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: ruin them, and now she ain't gonna let you again.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 7: Going back to what Shirley said, this is revenge. Oh
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: so you're gonna ruin me? You ain't fitna have him.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 7: I just hold on to this ragedy messfor I give
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 7: you anything, so now you can't win. He and I
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 7: will be connected forever because of our son, but I
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: want him all to myself.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: He has a wife and a family, and you cheated
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: on your family with this man, and you're still cheating
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 7: with the man, this man and his family, and.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: You want him all to yourself.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: How do you keep thinking something right is been to
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: come out of all this wrong you've been doing for
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: all these years.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: I'm getting too old for this back and forth, and
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: he is too. He too old for this.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 7: Do I give him an ultimatium? Or would that be
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 7: selfish of me? Hold on, let me ask you something.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 7: What ultimatum you're talking about what you're finish threatening with. Oh,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 7: let me see what you're gonna do. Oh you're gonna
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: tell his wife about y'all. Oh you're gonna call down
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: on the job and tell him he got a baby
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: out of war? Like do you talking about the baby
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: that he put on his insurance?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: What?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 9: What?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: What ultimatum? Threatned you have? You ain't got nothing?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: What if she says I'm gonna leave you?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: She ain't going nowhere?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: She's not, She's really not.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: She does set herself up to state she going where
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: with who?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 16: Man?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 15: This man?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: No, she ain't going nowhere. You have no ultimatum.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: The best thing you And let me tell you something else, lady,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: you will never have a man of your own ever.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: Not do and this you have doomed yourself to a
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: lonely life. Sister, unless you change your ways. You gotta
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 7: just realize there's a mistake and ask for forgiveness and
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 7: get up and try again.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: That's the only thing I got for you, all right?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 13: Thank you?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: Steve.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, introduce your friend. We got to look
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  Speaker 1: into his.
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  Speaker 19: Mind, ladies and dark as it is, demented mind of
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 19: jam Andy Brown. Today is really done today?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: Probably?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: I'm not surprised now.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: I am the darkest one on the show by complexion
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: and just attitude.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: I really am. But it's because of the things I like,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: the things that bring me joy.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: That Like if I see a balloon held by a
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: baby and it float up in the air, the joy
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: I get from that, it's just unbelievable.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 6: Just you can't you can't get the balloon.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: The balloon is unretrievable, and it just flies up and
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: just so happy, so happy with Oh my god. If
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: I'm driving on the highway and somebody passes me real
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: fast and then I get up a little further and
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: I see that their ass is pulled over.
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  Speaker 6: The joy that the joy that fills my body from that,
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  Speaker 6: oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Oh just a little thing, just little things, Just a
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: little things, you know, like if the door closes in
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: somebody's face when I'm on the elevator.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I'm done.
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  Speaker 6: I'm so good. You gotta act like you're pushing buttons
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: and you gotta say it. I'm trying to you got
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: to do all that, but you gotta say that you're
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: not trying at all.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: The joy I get from you're falling, seeing somebody fall,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: there's no ageing anybody. I don't give a damn. Oh
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: my god, when you fall, now I will help you up.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: I will help you up.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: But when you fall, oh my god, I'm just kill
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: It feels my spirit. It feels my spirit.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 19: You know what I like.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: You know, like if we're in the rainy season, now,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: this is so much fun. You'll see a lot of this.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: You gotta drive around and see the bus splash water
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: on people.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Oh just see that little look on the face like, yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: they got you, they got you.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: Oh and last, but not least, you're in the airport.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: You went to your gate waiting for your flight, and
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: to see somebody running to the xgate who has missed
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: their flight. You, oh my god, you got all you gotta.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: You gotta laugh inside. But you have to say to
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: that person. You have to to get the full joy
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: out of this. You gotta say, did you miss your flight?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: You gotta say that.
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  Speaker 5: Please.
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  Speaker 6: It's very simple.
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  Speaker 2: You take three subjects, put those subjects on a wheel,
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  Speaker 2: spun the wheel with a wheel.
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  Speaker 6: Stop.
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  Speaker 2: Because we're good at this will make it funny. Watch
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  Speaker 2: us do what we do. Go ahead, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Here are the categories.
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  Speaker 22: Stupid names people have for their pets. Let me finish, God,
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  Speaker 22: yeah yeah. Next subject, things knows people say when they
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  Speaker 22: try to get in your business. And the final category
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  Speaker 22: is things women say about a man who dumps them.
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  Speaker 2: Spin the wheels, spuney, let's see what we do knows
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  Speaker 2: the people I like.
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  Speaker 1: I like the stupid names, pet I like them.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 22: Things women say about a man who dumps them.
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  Speaker 1: Who's up first? You ready to go first?
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  Speaker 2: Comedy Roulette. Things women say about a man who dumps him.
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  Speaker 2: He can't handle all this, that's.
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  Speaker 5: What it is. He can't.
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  Speaker 10: That's what she said.
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  Speaker 6: That's what she said. He can't handle all this in
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  Speaker 6: no way women handles. Go ahead, all right, all right.
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  Speaker 5: Things women say after man has done that. I was
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  Speaker 5: just in it for the money anyway, I was in
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  Speaker 5: it for the money. In it way.
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  Speaker 22: Anyway, Roulette. Things women say about a man who dumps them.
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  Speaker 7: Hmm, I should have known it weren't gonna be there
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  Speaker 7: with them little last feet in them little tiny hands.
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  Speaker 5: I'm go ahead, girl, you tell me, yes, yes, come.
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  Speaker 2: On, comedy Roulette. Things women said about a man who
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  Speaker 2: dumps him. I was doing him a favor by dating
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  Speaker 2: his glass.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, oh, we've all said that, lady.
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  Speaker 14: Things women say about a man who dumps Mama said
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  Speaker 14: he wasn't sugar hunted eyes to.
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  Speaker 4: Right, mama nose.
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  Speaker 1: Yes she did, Yes, she did. Things women say about
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  Speaker 1: a man who dumps them.
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  Speaker 5: Girl, I was tired of holding my breath around his
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  Speaker 5: ass anyway, holding your breath a job, a chess breath
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  Speaker 5: for his girl. All so sick of that. I just
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  Speaker 5: I like it.
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  Speaker 1: I like it about Jacob comedy Lette.
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  Speaker 6: Things women say about a man who dumps it. Look
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  Speaker 6: at me, I mean, just look at me. Just can't
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  Speaker 6: look at me and then take a look at him?
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  Speaker 9: What is it?
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  Speaker 5: Jack Uh?
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  Speaker 14: Things women say about a man who doesn't he couldn't
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  Speaker 14: have Let's cook it, No way, baby, you couldn't have.
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  Speaker 5: Let's cook it. Right here.
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  Speaker 22: Okay, all right, see things women say about a man
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  Speaker 22: who dumps them?
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  Speaker 5: What is she saying? I don't know, girl, I guess
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  Speaker 5: I was with him. I thought he was just so
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  Speaker 5: damn stupid too.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about, ah, how many roulette things women say
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  Speaker 2: about a man who dumps it?
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  Speaker 6: The girl, I need more than two minutes. Really, let
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  Speaker 6: the truth be told. Yeah, the truth be told. I
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  Speaker 6: need more than two minutes.
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  Speaker 5: Things women say about a man who dumps and you
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  Speaker 5: know what, it's cool, it's cool. I'm finished staring at
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  Speaker 5: his brother anyway.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Steve, you're gonna close it out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, women, go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: Women say about a man who dumps them.
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  Speaker 5: I ain't like his mama, No way, that's to pretend
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  Speaker 5: that's it.
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  Speaker 22: Yeah, yeah, that's the one right there, because I think
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  Speaker 22: the ladies that's listening right now, we have all we
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  Speaker 22: have all.
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  Speaker 6: Said, and you know, we men what we've heard most
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  Speaker 6: of these anyway, So that's.
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  Speaker 22: Yeah, because they just they just rolled off the top
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  Speaker 22: of your head.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've heard these things.
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  Speaker 4: All right, we'll be back at twenty after the hour.
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  Speaker 12: You're listening Hardy Morning Show, all right, So have you
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  Speaker 12: you you you you have you joined the Mile High Club?
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you're interested.
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  Speaker 12: Now, if you're interested, there's an airline that makes it
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  Speaker 12: easier than ever.
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  Speaker 1: This airline is called love Cloud. Don't you love that name,
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  Speaker 1: love Cloud.
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  Speaker 12: And it specializes in offering couples the opportunity for some
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  Speaker 12: sky high intimacy. Now, for only nine hundred and ninety
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  Speaker 12: five dollars, you get a forty five minute trip on
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  Speaker 12: a private plane which includes the red satin bed that
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  Speaker 12: is totally private and separate from the pilot. You also
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  Speaker 12: get a signed Mile High Club membership card to commemorate
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  Speaker 12: the occasion. Now, if you don't want to have sex
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  Speaker 12: at thirty thousand feet, you can opt to have a
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  Speaker 12: romantic free course meal or get married on the plane.
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  Speaker 1: So those are your house's worth it?
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  Speaker 5: For how long? Forty five minutes? I ain't even unaddressed yet, yeh,
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  Speaker 5: but go ahead.
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  Speaker 7: Well, you better have your clothes up button when you
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  Speaker 7: go up your steps because we had to work forty
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  Speaker 7: five men. You can please understand that you need I
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  Speaker 7: got to see if these sheets clean. I got a
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  Speaker 7: lot with your hey, hey, when you ask your head
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  Speaker 7: down the runway when you're taxiing, you need to be
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 7: busy when you head down the runway. You need to
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  Speaker 7: be doing something towards this forty five as the plane
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  Speaker 7: is going up. When we get up to thirty, we
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  Speaker 7: got to start landing.
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  Speaker 1: Make it worth your money, all right.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's a slick idea that's worth it, man,
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  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 7: People go pay that nine forty five just to be
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  Speaker 7: flexing in front of on Instagram like they got it
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  Speaker 7: going on.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, the love cloud is the name of the plane.
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  Speaker 12: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harby Morning Show.
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  Speaker 12: We'll do a round of would you rather? At thirty
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  Speaker 12: three minutes after Right after this, you're listening.
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  Speaker 13: Morning Show.
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  Speaker 6: Time now, guys for.
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  Speaker 1: Another round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather be kissed on the lips or kissed
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  Speaker 12: on your neck during intimacy?
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  Speaker 14: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: That nick?
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  Speaker 14: I can't handle it. I jumped out the window. I
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  Speaker 14: can't handle it at all. I can't handle it. I
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  Speaker 14: think I just ain't no good on this neck. I'm
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  Speaker 14: telling you who you want to You want to stop
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  Speaker 14: my performance, you get on that neck, I'm done.
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  Speaker 5: I can't do nothing for you.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I'm the direct oppositey Okay, if you open up
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  Speaker 7: your mouth, start looking at me on my neck?
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  Speaker 5: You in for something?
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  Speaker 7: With that, I intensercize all efforts I'm talking about. Man,
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  Speaker 7: everything I'm doing, I start doing hard everything in me,
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  Speaker 7: not on my neck. My body's convulsing and stuff. I'm
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  Speaker 7: most of my actions is involunteer. At that point, I'd.
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  Speaker 8: Rather not.
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  Speaker 1: Let's keep this party.
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather would you rather be financially satisfied all
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  Speaker 12: of the time? Would you rather be sexually satisfied?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, hey, you buy it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we can buy it.
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  Speaker 7: So you got enough money, you ain't got to worry
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  Speaker 7: about it. It feel good sometimes when you just got money,
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  Speaker 7: you ain't got to do nothing. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to tell you right now, I'm going with
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 7: that money. Man, just financially set all the time or
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  Speaker 7: sexually satisfied all the time. No, No, like Thommy said,
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  Speaker 7: you got enough money, you can buy whatever you get.
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  Speaker 7: Sexually satisfied, No, I don't need them both.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, with that money, that money made me feel
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  Speaker 5: like we just finished it, feel way off all right?
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  Speaker 12: So would you rather pose nude, just completely naked for
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  Speaker 12: a group of artists or would.
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  Speaker 1: You rather wear off lashes? Eyelashes? Often put them lashes on,
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  Speaker 1: so fly, what is wrong naked?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? But I don't know these artists. He knows, surey,
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  Speaker 5: he knows, he don't. He don't need to be naked
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  Speaker 5: in from I got I got two albs. It look weird.
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  Speaker 5: I ain't got the other folk. I don't need to
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  Speaker 5: be nicking in front nobody. Nobody but the wife.
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  Speaker 7: She done seen it from all sides, and I don't
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  Speaker 7: mean a naked explaining to y'all what's going on? And
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  Speaker 7: then let's just be real, y'all from the side. Do
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 7: you really want somebody looking at you from the side?
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  Speaker 7: You know, Ford straight on? I'm all right, you know,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 7: on the scale of one to ten, I'm about seven,
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  Speaker 7: you know, straight on seven, you know, for my age,
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  Speaker 7: I'm I'm an eight and a half. You know, sideways,
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  Speaker 7: I can't explain, that's no damn. But I don't really
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  Speaker 7: know what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you, that's our roundup? Would
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  Speaker 1: you rather for today? Coming up next?
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  Speaker 12: It is our last break of the day, and we'll
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  Speaker 12: have some closing remarks at forty nine minutes after from
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  Speaker 12: the one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're
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  Speaker 12: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,