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Pre July 4th Favorite Moments Show - 07.03.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time is. Y'all don't know y'all BA
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  Speaker 1: have all sung looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: just like the milking buck bus things. And it's tough, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: true good it tet hoy and listening to me to
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  Speaker 1: each other for sto bar handy. Why don't you join
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  Speaker 1: yeah by joining me? Honey said, you gotta you do
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  Speaker 1: turn Yeah, you gotta turn to turn out turn love.
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  Speaker 1: It got to turn out to turn water wan go, comey,
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  Speaker 1: come on your make that h I shall will a
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. Y'are listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 1: DIGNI now one and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: I have something, and it's so describes how I was living.
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  Speaker 1: It's so captures the feelings that I had about beginning
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  Speaker 1: on the pathway of my dreams. It's so describes how
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  Speaker 1: I felt when I was about to attempt something. And
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  Speaker 1: I have some striking news for you. It describes often
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  Speaker 1: how I feel still today to a degree. So let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you what that is. And I know what's
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  Speaker 1: happened to a lot of people. Here's an analogy that
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  Speaker 1: I um. I've heard a couple of different ways, but
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  Speaker 1: I've kind of, you know, fixed it around to where
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  Speaker 1: I can uh drink it better, and I think it
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  Speaker 1: fits my personality to describe it to people best this way.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was I was talking. I've talked often
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  Speaker 1: about the urgency of doing something with your life, of
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  Speaker 1: of getting started today, of stopping the procrastination and putting
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  Speaker 1: it off, and waiting on all your ducks to line
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  Speaker 1: up in a row, and waiting until the stars aligned themselves.
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  Speaker 1: If if you ain't on such a thing, you're you're
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  Speaker 1: You're never gonna get started. I don't really, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know too many people who can say that all the
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  Speaker 1: ducks just lined up in a row. Things happen. Things
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  Speaker 1: happen even when you get them lined up. One of
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  Speaker 1: the ducks get out of line, or somebody knock over
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  Speaker 1: the domino, or something happens. But here's here's here's here's
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  Speaker 1: here's the point I'm getting at. God has so many
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  Speaker 1: blessings available to you, you who's listening. God has so
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  Speaker 1: many blessings available to you from where you are right now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what you've gotten yourself into or what
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  Speaker 1: you've done. God has so many blessings that he can
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  Speaker 1: send your way, but you have to do something. See
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people just sit around and go Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't and something always happening to you. You're always
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  Speaker 1: getting a break, You're always doing this. You always do man,
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  Speaker 1: do nothing come my way. Listen to me. If nothing
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  Speaker 1: ever comes your way, you know why that is. It's
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  Speaker 1: because you're not doing anything. I promise you you're not. See.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a deal. God has all these blessings he wants
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  Speaker 1: to send you, but you got to give him something
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  Speaker 1: to work with. Now, come on, you have to give
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  Speaker 1: God something to work with. Yeah, God will bless you.
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  Speaker 1: God can touch people's hearts on your behalf. He can
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  Speaker 1: move situations around for you. He can align the stars.
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  Speaker 1: He can set the ducks up in the road. But
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  Speaker 1: align the stars and move people around, and touch people's
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  Speaker 1: hearts and set the ducks up in the road. For
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  Speaker 1: what based on what have you put forth? Any effort?
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  Speaker 1: Have you made a single step in any direction to
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  Speaker 1: do the right thing or go the right way? That
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  Speaker 1: gives him something to put his finger on. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: God can only bless you according to your faith. If
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  Speaker 1: you have a little bit of faith, give him that.
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  Speaker 1: Let him work with that. He can do that, you know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't always start with these speeches you're hear in
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  Speaker 1: the morning now. I ain't always had these. I grew
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  Speaker 1: to these. I stumbled my way to these. I messed
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  Speaker 1: up my way to these. Here. I got it wrong
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  Speaker 1: so many times to be able to sound like I
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  Speaker 1: got some sense. I said it often. Failure is a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful teacher. Do you know how many times I have
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  Speaker 1: had to have failed to have what I have in
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  Speaker 1: my head today. I'm telling you, man, it's a process.
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  Speaker 1: People get mad at the process. You got to do
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  Speaker 1: something to give God something to work with. He'll bless you.
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  Speaker 1: But what you want me to bless if you ain't
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  Speaker 1: putting forth any effort, any effort, if you just sit
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  Speaker 1: down and start. I got a book coming out, I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you, man, that's going to really explain this thoroughly. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Where you can get blessed from whoever you are in
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  Speaker 1: your life, wherever your starting point is, wherever you find
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  Speaker 1: yourself wound up you can get you can get it
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  Speaker 1: back from there. I've done it, man, by the grace
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  Speaker 1: of God, I've done it. I I I got over, man.
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  Speaker 1: I learned some things along the way. Because here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: As long as God keeps waking you up in the
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  Speaker 1: on and he ain't through with you yet, when he's done,
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  Speaker 1: you're done. But if God still has a plan for
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  Speaker 1: you you wake up in the morning, He's still got
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  Speaker 1: some more work for you to do you wake up
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. So if you keep waking up, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's something that God wants from you, would love to
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  Speaker 1: have from you. And he can work with you, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you just walk towards him a little bit. So
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  Speaker 1: here's the deal. I know it's hard for the average
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  Speaker 1: person to start because the fear of the unknown is incredible.
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  Speaker 1: Well what if I failed? What if I don't get picked?
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  Speaker 1: You know, one of the hardest things I ever did
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  Speaker 1: was walking in to quit my job. Oh man, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you about that day when I decided that
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna be a full time comedian after winning
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  Speaker 1: an amateur night one time. Quitting your job, following your dream,
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  Speaker 1: going forward despite all the nay says, it's like stepping
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  Speaker 1: off a cliff. It's like actually just walking off the
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  Speaker 1: edge of a cliff, hoping, hoping. Now not really knowing,
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  Speaker 1: but hoping hoping is the bad basis of faith. I
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  Speaker 1: stepped off that cliff hoping that my parachute would open
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  Speaker 1: and allow me to drift down. See, I've never sky
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  Speaker 1: dived before, but I would imagine part of the thrill.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know this because I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: sky dive to find out. I think part of the
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  Speaker 1: thrill for people is the danger part of throwing yourself
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  Speaker 1: out a plane and how it feels to be free falling,
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  Speaker 1: but the whole time they're free falling, having this exhilarating,
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  Speaker 1: over the top moment. You have got to believe, in
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  Speaker 1: your heart of hearts, you have got the hope with
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  Speaker 1: everything in you that when you pull this cord the
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  Speaker 1: shoot opens or else this ain't a good move at all.
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  Speaker 1: But you've packed your shoote yourself. You've taken the lessons,
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  Speaker 1: so you go ahead and you make the leap. Now.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing about quitting your job and following your
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  Speaker 1: dream is you ain't really been trained all that good
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  Speaker 1: for this, and you aren't really You didn't pack your shoot,
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  Speaker 1: but you ain't never opened it before. So I walked
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  Speaker 1: off this cliff, That's what it was like. And you
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  Speaker 1: following your dream is like you're walking off a cliff now.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Here's the part where people
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  Speaker 1: don't never make the jump. They see somebody like myself
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  Speaker 1: who jumped off the cliff, and the and and the past.
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  Speaker 1: You don't open right away. And I hit a couple
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  Speaker 1: of rocks on the way down. I got my back
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  Speaker 1: cut up pretty bad. I got my clothes ripped off.
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  Speaker 1: They see that three years living in a car, man,
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  Speaker 1: he got in life toe down jumping off that cliff.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't jumping off that cliff. But see what you
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  Speaker 1: don't understand is you don't you don't know it. But
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  Speaker 1: eventually the shoot will open, and I'm at the parachute
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  Speaker 1: opening part of my life, man, where the shooting open
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  Speaker 1: and I'm drifting and I'm able to go over to Paris,
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  Speaker 1: guide my shoote over to Paris and glide. I've I've
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  Speaker 1: glided over to Africa and seeing what it looked like.
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  Speaker 1: It's a slow ride down. When the pass shute finally open,
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  Speaker 1: U and my back then heel too, and the cuts
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  Speaker 1: that I had on me, I remember now I know
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  Speaker 1: how to stay away from the edge. But the Paris
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  Speaker 1: shute then opened, and I'm enjoying my life for the
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  Speaker 1: first time. I'm gliding, But I got hit up against
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  Speaker 1: the rock. I can see more. I get a chance
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  Speaker 1: to see more things. I get to glide and see
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  Speaker 1: more parts of the world. I'm living my dream. The
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  Speaker 1: pass shote open. Your pass shoote is gone open. But
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing for shure, it will never
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  Speaker 1: open if you don't step off that cliff. You got
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  Speaker 1: to step off that cliff, got to get the pass
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  Speaker 1: shoote open for you. But you got the jump, baby.
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  Speaker 1: That's the hard part, ain't it now? Question is end
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  Speaker 1: of this story? Right here today? When you're jumping, you're
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  Speaker 1: for many great move man. How did you do it? Man,
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  Speaker 1: And I thought you said, Jay, you weren't a part
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  Speaker 1: draw him in talking about it, haven't I wake up
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. They're gonna make me mad in a
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  Speaker 1: minutecause every time I'm not saying that it's time for
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  Speaker 1: something funny, isn't enough. Roscoe Wallace is in the building.
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  Speaker 1: We'll hear from him in a minute. But right now
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  Speaker 1: it's time for truth to be told with Junior. We'll
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  Speaker 1: Junior yourself, truth be told? Now? What is this one?
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  Speaker 1: This is one we figure out? No, not just a
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  Speaker 1: situation that we everybody be dinning with. And I'm just
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  Speaker 1: talking about it, just telling the truth about a situation.
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  Speaker 1: How to hand told you this? Well here, I'm still
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  Speaker 1: confused as there's a lot of the listeners. Now I
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  Speaker 1: speaks up on behalf of listeners. They know come the
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  Speaker 1: issue is we're talking about people that we all can't stand.
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  Speaker 1: People exist and they exist in droves and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of them, all our friends. I'm talking about cheap people,
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  Speaker 1: cheap for no dog. We were talked about the penny pinchers.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up, go ahead, sign to the five group deep
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  Speaker 1: that complained about everything. You want to do everything, but
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  Speaker 1: don't want to pay. I'm telling you deep, people here
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  Speaker 1: getting on my nerves. You can't do nothing, you go
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  Speaker 1: out to eat. How come they always upset of anything
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  Speaker 1: over fifteen dollars? Anything one dollars deserves a comment. They're
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  Speaker 1: gonna bring it. This is she got to be fifty
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  Speaker 1: way they' getting from? What kind of it's fifteen dollars? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you go out of town. Why the hotels are so high?
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  Speaker 1: Hotel got to be this sleeping now, it doesn't matter
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  Speaker 1: what it is. They cheat. Well, I figured out a
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  Speaker 1: way for us to handle cheat people and to deal
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  Speaker 1: with them. The way we have to deal with cheat
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  Speaker 1: people now is bring up they financial wolves before they do.
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  Speaker 1: So that's the best way I found out. We probably
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  Speaker 1: on vacation, about a couple of days going down. I
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  Speaker 1: called him already, I said, dog, I found you the
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  Speaker 1: way to get the Florida. I know you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to fly with the rest of us, but they got
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  Speaker 1: a race horse leaving right now. You got to get
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  Speaker 1: your ass on this horse, no matter what it is
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  Speaker 1: they're doing. Dog I know you don't want to sleep
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  Speaker 1: in the room with us, but I found a way
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  Speaker 1: for you to sleep in the lobby for twenty not
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  Speaker 1: You just got to bring up they financial wolves before
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  Speaker 1: they first wait first, Like if we're going out to eat, though,
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  Speaker 1: I know you don't want to eat with us, but
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  Speaker 1: I'll let you buy my doggy bag. We know you
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  Speaker 1: ain't being got to do with. They't gonna pay for it.
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  Speaker 1: Cheat people best way you can't see Monica, And they're
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  Speaker 1: not that cheap. No, they have dignified. They're not going
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  Speaker 1: to buy your damn doggy bag. They have to if
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna eat. They're gonna complain about, Yeah, we ain't
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  Speaker 1: got time for trying to keep all her money for
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  Speaker 1: shocking complaining. I'm like, what am I complaining about? I'm
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  Speaker 1: not paying? Yeah good. I love Shelley, but Shelly doesn't
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  Speaker 1: acknowledge that the check actually came out. That's true to
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  Speaker 1: We're going on everybody, what's up coming on. Don't talking
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  Speaker 1: about cheap. I let me get on in there with
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  Speaker 1: all the money I got. Ain't nothing cheap but the
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  Speaker 1: nugging rings I got on. Man, you can't be cheat
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  Speaker 1: waiting much go big te gold chain, all different side
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  Speaker 1: of eagles. And when you know you're being very we were,
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  Speaker 1: We're going on Rome. What's up? Rosco? Man? Man on
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  Speaker 1: that little time of man me and it was cooler
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  Speaker 1: and the new man jam whatever, what a rascal? How
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Man? Rocar? Get you deeping right? Hey? Man going,
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  Speaker 1: I's going well, thank you for good. I'm good. I
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  Speaker 1: like you man. You man it kind of cool. I've
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  Speaker 1: seen him a couple of times, you know, I got
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  Speaker 1: y'all tell him he got bob shop over there, but
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: he don't know how to cut curls, so I gotta
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  Speaker 1: stay with. I don't need anybody cut my hair. I
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  Speaker 1: bought the last eighty five boxes free. I about curl free,
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  Speaker 1: yellow red bottle, got it all. I'm we're going on college. Hey, Roscoe,
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  Speaker 1: what's happening? You know every there? Why'all in here? Talk
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  Speaker 1: about this movie? The president? President? You know, you know
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  Speaker 1: you don't give trouble chance. You know what was knew
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  Speaker 1: what he's gonna do. You know, ain't much your damn day.
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  Speaker 1: I want let him go do it though, Okay, really
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  Speaker 1: push that guy out of the way around just see
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  Speaker 1: like that. That was good boy. Drive away. Damn that
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  Speaker 1: we the United States, we even standing in the backup.
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  Speaker 1: Bog will stop you. Everybody staying the backup, bogill stop
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  Speaker 1: you last country. But you didn't think it was rude.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to push the guy like that. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta do what you gotta do over there, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? You don't see how travel or
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  Speaker 1: run I go to you phone. You know they ain't
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  Speaker 1: all that nice of people. Now, wait, you've been where
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  Speaker 1: Damn that push your back? He didn't say excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: and nothing got to hire. I gonna look Trump don't
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  Speaker 1: know vogus. Stop you what you're gonna excuse me for?
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  Speaker 1: Because you don't know what to have manners? You gotta
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  Speaker 1: have presidential like behavior. Wait, admitted, Hold on, Hold hold
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  Speaker 1: how y'all want man to have presidential like behavior when
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  Speaker 1: he ain't a presidential like qualification him? Hey, Rosco, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna switch gears for a minute, and you're primp. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get primped. Are you gonna get played on? Yeah, Hunter,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get a shot. Whoa, you're listening Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, we're back. Let's go time, gonna
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back? Yeah, you're not graduating. Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Travon place. Uh, this humble
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  Speaker 1: of this Uh, this is my name is Joseph, the
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  Speaker 1: work open student Affairs. How you doing today? I'm good?
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  Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good? Listen, you're supposed to be um.
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  Speaker 1: This is your fifth year here at the university. You're
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  Speaker 1: graduating and in the next seven eight days? Am I right? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: There have you got at this joint? Okay it listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm giving you a call. We got a bit of
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  Speaker 1: a problem here that we want to try and discuss
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  Speaker 1: with you, and maybe we can get you over at
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  Speaker 1: student Affairs and come in and have a meeting with us.
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  Speaker 1: But we wanted to bring it to your attention. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You took a one of your last subjects was English, uh,
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  Speaker 1: and you had an English exam with a You guys
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  Speaker 1: are writing an essay? M I R M. I am
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  Speaker 1: I correct about that? Yeah? And yeah that's true. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this see that we got some problems here that the
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  Speaker 1: professor there is actually a simulating that you may have
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  Speaker 1: cheated on this, on this essay that you've actually written. No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean from from what he's telling us here at
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  Speaker 1: Student Affairs, is that you may have plagiarized from things
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  Speaker 1: uh that uh that we're in your essay due. No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't plagiarize nothing. That was an essay.
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  Speaker 1: Everything is documented like it should be. So I don't
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: know what you're talking about, essentially cheating on no exam,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: on no paper, nothing like that. You must got me
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: mixed up with somebody else. No, no, no, not at all.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: You're actually Mr Travan, correct. I mean that's me. But
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I didn't cheat on no exam for that matter. Okay, well,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: let me let me try to bring you up to
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  Speaker 1: speed here at Travan. What we're gonna need is we're
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: gonna need you to actually come in and talk to
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  Speaker 1: us over here at Student Affairs so we can try
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: to get this thing rectified. But I will let you know,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: it's gonna take a few more days longer than graduation.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: So as of right now, you're actually not gonna be
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  Speaker 1: walking uh and graduating with the rest of the students.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: New Man, you got me messed up? What do you
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: mean I'm not gonna be walking well? And who we
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: get this situation rectified here, You're not gonna be graduating
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: with the rest of the students now, dot. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what I gotta do, but you'll need to figure
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  Speaker 1: it out. We'll find out what the problem. I mean.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't cheat on know exam there you're talking about dude.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: My family is coming down here and you're talking about
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: cheating on the English exam. Look like checking on an example.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: And I'm getting ready to graduate. Man, Now, y'all need
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: to fix it, like right now, like today while we're
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: on the phone. We can't do that. It's a little
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: it's a sensitive subject. And like I said, it seems
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: like it's plagiarism. You know, if we can get you
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  Speaker 1: to actually come over the student affairs next Wednesday, Man,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: you've got me. So what's you mean next Wednesday? Dude,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I'm graduating in a few days. When you saw my
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: next Wednesday? Man, why don't my professor didn't give me
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: a call? Why are you calling me sir? This is
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: not something that professors actually take care of. This is
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: a student affair situation now, and it's a very sensitive situation.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: And what we want to do is try to get
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: this thing taken care of. And if you if what
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: you're saying is actually true, then you'll probably graduating. Man,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you got me. I'm telling you writing that this is
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: something you got me. August. I'm graduating. This to me,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I don't mean here too long to go through some
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: my last few weeks of school, and you talk about August. Man,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: didn't even time to hear what you got to say. Man,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: my family is coming down here, don everyone to see
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: me graduated. I'm the first graduate from my family. He's
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: talking about them. Tut my cheat on the paper, paper,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: little a paper. Then you got me. Man, I'm gonna
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: work two or three cars to see me through this
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: school and now I'm come getting rid of graduate. Are
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: you talking about how to wait until August a graduate? Man?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Hell no, I'm on my way to the office right now.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: And you can tell whoever the professor is that I'm
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: on my way and he needs to be there too, sir.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I can really tell you that we can try and
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: get this thing rectified and earlier the next Wednesday, Man,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: what's your name again? And where is where is your office?
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I'm Joe. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So I'm about to
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: get in my car right now and I'm about to
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: come over there, and we're gonna handle live today. And
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I as are you singing to me cheating on the
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  Speaker 1: exam on paper? Man? Is that sir is the professor
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: and that there's a possibility of plagiarism? Here? Are you
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: kenning me? Do I've been in five Yes, I'm the
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: first man to graduate from Carlors. Man. My grandmo is
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: eighty two. He as old as she come in here
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: and see me graduate. And you're telling me the about
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: teening on the paper, and I got away till August
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: a graduate. Man, thank you telling protessor to come to
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  Speaker 1: your office right now, because I'm on way to get
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: my car, on my way to come to your office
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: and we're gon handing this today, said man, you got me.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I don't have any more room or my schis to
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  Speaker 1: actually pull anybody in today or you're gonna call me
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: with like this. My you ain't got room in your casule.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: And hell now, miss missile whatever your name is, I'm
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  Speaker 1: on my way to your office. Right now, and I'll
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  Speaker 1: under get you. I'm gonna tell you, and I'm telling
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: you up front it's gonna be a problem. I ain't
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: graduating in a few days. You've got to do it
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: with me. You got to deal with my family, my mama.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Where I'll play this wn you got up hurt, Sir?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I underd is there a possibility that maybe you played
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Giarize and didn't know that you did that? You mean
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: the paper was officer? I already new, Sir? Can I can? I?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you one more thing? And then and
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: then all that You can't say you're not ready to
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: call me with somebody. I can't graduate with my class
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: as I didn't been this for five years, this tech.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I've been stud in my off and you're telling me
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I can't graduate until aug You ain't got to tell me.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I do have one more thing I need to tell you,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: and then I'll let you be on your way. Okay, Man,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I want to tell you? New?
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• 27:30
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• 27:34
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• 27:41
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  Speaker 1: from college. You're doing it, big boy, man. I know, man,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: it's been a journey, bro. I see's I got one
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• 28:21
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• 28:23
  Speaker 1: professor in her office until she was willing to let
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  Speaker 1: him take a makeup exam. Jude shad Uh I could
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  Speaker 1: she was supposed to be teaching another class. I CoA
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  Speaker 1: cho Q followed her and interrupted the lesson plan numerous times.
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  Speaker 1: Holly called cop to remove this who was charged with
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  Speaker 1: false imprisonment as well as cocaine possession, marijuana possession with
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  Speaker 1: that and and I'm over hosted. We see signs of it, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we do. We want to help you. We know other
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  Speaker 1: food NBA party. That's the prank, Steve n b A party.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: That's all y'all need to know. Stupid, I know, it
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: just just just just right there. But you support him, though, Jason,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: what's the problem? But he has o preaking like you
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: ain't over murdered right here, diseases suffer from something here. Hell,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for Brandy brand how you doing this, poncho man?
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I want to Marcus his boys? How you doing man? Oh?
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah that y'all talked to Marcus Man. He would tell
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: me about you know, the the playoff party man for
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Sunday Man. So, uh he told me if it was cool,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I would come through. Man. I just want the call
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: and how to to see if I could I need
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: to bring anything, uh food or some drinks or whatever.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: You know, you took me friends of the market. Yeah, yeah,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: this is puncho man. I'm friends of Mark. Okay, yeah, yeah,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I think it's cool. Yeah, yeah, now you he's great, unless,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: of course, you know you you drink himself especial, but
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, it's just gonna me Marcus and uh you know,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: some other boys gonna be here and uh you know
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: where you want to bringing to me while I'll be
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: so yeah, that's cool. Okay, okay, okay, what time y'all starting, man?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: He told me like around one. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: be there all day, but you know you're going through
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: about one one three o'clock. You know that before the
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: game he started with had a you know, got the
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: slap screen going. If it's to be laid out so yeah,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: let's come up through. Whenever you comes through, all right,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: just remember man, puncho. All right, I'll be there. I
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: got it, all right? Cool? All right? Hello, hey hey
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: brand yo, hey punch you again. Man, listen real quick,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: how much how much food and and and and look
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: at through you have? Uh? I think we gotta love
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: for for something. It was why what you got going on?
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: What's up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got I got like
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: three boys gonna ride with me. Man, I just want
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: to make sure you get enough over there. Okay, who
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: is this again? This Puncho. You know we talked about
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes ago, this Puncho Marca's friend, right right, Okay, Uh,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I mean my call you about thirty minutes ago, told
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: you Marcus told me. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I'm
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry for me bringing back and forth. Uh yeah, well,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I mean I guess it's all right. So you know,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: we ain't trying to overload the joint. Man. Just you know,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I know Marcus and if you're a friend of his,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: then then that's cool. You can come to you. It
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: ain't be three guys, man, ain't be three guys coming
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: with me. Many they they they're really cool man. We'll
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: we we we we we were bringing something to put
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: on your pit or whatever. You know, it'll it'll be good. Okay, yeah, yeah,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: that's that's cool man. But you know, yeah, yeah, come
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: on from that. All right, all right, all right, I
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: talked to you. I talked to you, all right, brat
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: is uh wait is one of Marcas. It's one of
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: the guys Marcas? Yes, no, no, no, no, no, I
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: got it's it's three guys. Me. I made four, you know,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: three other guys. Yeah, whatever, man, that's cool. Yeah, bring
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: him through, man, come on, it's like alright, alright, alright,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: look hello, hey, Brad punt you again. Man. Listen, Hey,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna bring one more Um, I'm I'm I'm
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: gonna bring one more person with me. Hold hold, pump
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: your brakes player, wait, hold up, hold up, now, what's
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: up you? Marcus his friends? Yea, you're you're me and
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I'm Puncho. Yeah, okay, I know you puncho man, but
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: you're bringing everybody, but just go kid. And Marcus is
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: cool with me. That's my fault. We go way back.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: And if you cool with him too, then okay you
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: can come. You know, I'm trying to have an NBA
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: playoff game. You're bringing the whole NBA with you. No, Mom,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: an't like that, man, man, I mean playing that big.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: You know, my wife is gonna be coming through here.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: And you know I got the house played out. I
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: told I wasn't even destroy the place. I just got
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: the dog house like two weeks ago. I try to
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: that up. So if you're coming through, you come through,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: you know, bring one or two people with you. But
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: that's it. Okay, but listen to it. Would not decided me.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna bring them dude with me. I'm just
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: gonna bring a little lady from him with me. Man,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: if there is that cool, I'm just gonna bring a
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: little lady fri him. No news. Okay, that's cool. Now
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: you're talking okay, because I know she gonna eat it,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: But come on through here with her and you know,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: be done with that's fine, right right right. I'm gonna
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: call Simone nine, tell her and tell her that that
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: that she's coming with me. Okay, what's her name? Her name, Simone?
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: That's what's my wife's name? Okay, okay, but maybe they'll
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: hook up while they while we're watching the game. Now,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: ain't she ain't here? So I've seen her in her girls,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: so that that Neil's done. Okay, okay, so check us out, man,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna reach out to Simone and let I
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: know that we're gonna we're gonna leave it and get
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: over there like about one. And you say it's cool, right, Yeah, yeah,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: it's cool man. That that's a whole lot better than
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: being about up here. Okay, okay, back, yeah, yeah, you're
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: years now and I check this man, mine, Uh you know,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: my friend she she she's married, you know, and and
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: she wanted to get away from my husband for man, man,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I guess they've been going through so you know, you know,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: just keep it that way all the way back back
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: up there. You're bringing a married woman. Small were the
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: eyes of that? My wife's name is Samoan. Okay, we'll dog.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I mean what this one, Simone is the last name is?
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: That's my last name? Wait? Wait wait wait wait wait
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: wait wait hold on hold wait wait, hold hold on,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: hold on dog? This this okay, this, this Simon is
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: light skinning. Yeah, you keep on describing her life skin
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: five short hair, that's the Halley CAUs. Yeah, that's that's
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's how about you know my wife, hey,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: do me and Simone been free and for a minute, man,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: it wasn't ntil Like a couple of weeks ago she
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: reached out to me and saying she was she was
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: going through some some some he reached out to you
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: to tell you that she's going through some stuff with
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: a dude. Well I don't that dude. Okay, okay, my wife,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: hey man, you know about a year, but who counting?
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. A year that's about the
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: time we started having some issues. Yeah, yeah, yeah, come
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: on over this party. Hey man, I'm sure we can
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: try to do picket this kind of situation. I pumpy
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: O pras my wife. I don't give you. I'll give
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: me about her either. You know, they say, you know what,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I've always believed this. There are no mistakes of this.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Everything happens where it's close to me. So it's funny
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: how you call me. Okay, okay, listen, man, listen, I'm
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: get this number. My boy game no no, no, then
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I get it done. You probably calling it from her now.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: My boy gave me this dog. Leave leave Simane out
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: of this man, you can't tell me right now. You
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: know I'm not up this call with you. Right now,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her. I'm not to say I ain't
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: gonna call that all. Don't don't tell her my wife.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Just bring her to the party. I got a gift
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: for this for you. I got a three eight, I
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: gotta smith, I got a quest I got a side
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: fourteen killer and go right up here. So you just
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: come on over this part, okay, Hey man, hey man, listen, listen.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: My boy, my boy gave me your number. Man, So
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know who my boy is. I can said,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: he don't know you, Marcas don't know me. But guess
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: who else knows me? Though that you don't know? What'll?
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Stay up? Hey, Brad, this is Nephew timing Man from
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy Marcus got me
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: to prank phone call you. What is this I'm gonna
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: get up? Yeah, Hey Brad, what was you gonna do
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: with the party? Man? Damn man? Uh, it's like camp anyway.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio show
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: in the lane? It's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. What'syall? Thing?
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Not bad? Yeah? I think you're gonna really get it
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: one day. One day. I'm down at the get. I
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: didn't prank Shack once. I'm gonna prank him. Now come
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: in and get it and get it cut off. Think
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: about this Instagram college. Just let that marinate for a moment.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: A university in China is offering courses on how to
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: become a social media star. This is a college course. Now, yeah,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: and this and this stop at jay and this is
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: serious business. It may seem crazy, but this fashion entrepreneur
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: and blogger has earned forty six million dollars. He earned
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: that back in two thousand and sixteen. His name is Zaying. Uh,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: more than China's top actresses. Um yeah, since going to college.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Moving on, here's a question. Do you spend more time
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: with Facebook than your friends or you know, being on
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: social media or whatever than your friends even when you're together? Uh?
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: It says ignoring your real life friends right in front
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: of you because you're busy with social media has become
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: such a problem and a com and practice. Now. Psychological
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: researchers from the University of Kent have dubbed this fubbing
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: bubb again. You heard me subbing. It's called phonebook so much. Yeah,
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: it's called phone snubbing. Phone snubbing's also known as phones.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: So with your friends, you're just ignoring them and you're
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: on your phone. Yeah, d And phone snubbing yeah, is
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: the practice of focusing on your phone instead of the
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: friends sitting around the table with you. Well, we're so
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: connected to the phone. That was really unlivable. The old
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: picture back in the day, when people get finished with sex,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: it would smoke. Now, grab your phone, you grab your phone, yeah,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: and send somebody a text. He was terrible again. Alright, Tommy,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: I love you. Listen to this rich man. Rich men
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: are getting tired of being trapped. Okay, you're listening to
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Weary letters coming up next
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: to get ready for that. But first, According to a
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: report in The New York Post, listen guys, more and
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: more rich men who spend time vacationing, like in the
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Hampton's and things like that, they're getting vasectomys. Why do
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: you ask? They're getting vasectomies so women looking to settle
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: down cannot trap them by getting pregnant. You know that's big,
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: That is big. Uh. These guys who want to have fun,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: you know, over the summer like we all do. Uh,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: they want to you know, hop from bed to bed
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: as it were. They believe they have been lied to
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: by women who claim they're on the pill when they're
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: actually not on the pill. Okay, women who attempt and
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: sometimes succeed in uh such a stunt know that they're
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: in line for eighteen to twenty years of child support
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: if they can pull it off. And since the guys
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: are rich, those who would be some big those would
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: really be some big checks coming in, you know. So
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: huh three don't you? Oh, Tommy and you, Yeah, you
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: got to worry about this story. There's the guys are rich.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: You know, there would be some some big checks coming in.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Like I said, sometimes in the Big Memory, Ray Donovan,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: they had an episode where the guy, um, they one
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: of the in the beginning I was. I watched the
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: very first one when the lady was taking a condom
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: and Ray Donovan had to protect him to come in
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: and got the condom because she put it on ice
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: and she was gonna get get pregnant. That happened. That
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: happened even even if you have a condom. Yeah, my
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: my age, and they just just no nobody, Yeah, you're right,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: they're not eggs eggs? Yeah, man, what did you say?
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: This is it? I'm falling upon. I ain't gonna do
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: my My spirm is not swimming, is vac stroken? I
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: ain't word but nothing now, I ain't got that to
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: worry about. No, all right, So there you go, miracle
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: from guy Strawberry. Buckle up, hold on tight, here we go. Subject. Yes,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: years and years of cheating. Just Steve, Shirley and Tommy.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: I'm a wife of fourteen years. I've been with my
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: husband for eighteen years. We were together as young teenagers.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: He doesn't know that I've been seeing someone else since
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: before we got married. I love this other man simply
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: for the man that he is when we're together. His
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: focus is one on me. He is he has unlimited
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: he has limitless sex drive is what she meant to say,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: and pleases me every time. About a year ago, I
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: began a sexual relationship with another man who I care
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: very much for. I love his company, I love the sex,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: and I feel safe when we are together. My husband
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: and I spend our time arguing, screaming, yelling, and slinging insults.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: I know everyone will say that it's because of my cheating,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: But my husband has no idea, never busted me. It's
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: more about his shortcomings. He hardly works. I pay mostly everything,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: and I don't respect him for that. I love him,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: but I don't like who he has become. Sometimes I
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: pray that he comes home after I am asleep so
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I don't have to hear his voice. He failed me.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I believed in him, but in all these years he
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: has failed to deliver. His only true passion is smoking weed.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Am I wrong for running to the arms of two
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: very successful men? Well, morally, I know, take that all
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: in right. Morally, yes, of course you're wrong. I mean
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: you know as well as I do that this is
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: adultery and that cheating is wrong. You know that, But
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, why did you write the letter as the question?
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Is this like a true confession sort of thing that
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: you just wanted to get this off your chest? What
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: is really going on with you? And I'm quite frankly,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not surprised that, um, your husband never caught you,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: because usually women are just way smarter than men at cheating.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: But but having said that, you are miserable in your
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: marriage and something else is going on. You're cheating with
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: not one, but two different men. I don't get that.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Why just haven't you filed for divorce? You're some sort
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: of serial cheater? I think, Um, I think it's just
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: sort of some sort of really uh, you know, I
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: think you enjoy the thrill of cheating, you know, of
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: possibly getting caught maybe or something. You need that excitement
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: in your life, because honestly, I don't think you ever
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: gave your marriage of fighting hands because you admit that
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: you were cheating with this man before you even married him.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Now you're cheating not only on your husband, but you're
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: cheating on the man you started cheating with. So you're
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: just a serial cheater to me, Steve um years and
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: years of cheating. Let's start at the bottom of the letter.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Am I wrong for running to the arms of two
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: very successful men? Uh? You're asking us this. Am I wrong?
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: You already know? But the thing is you don't care though. Okay, then,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: now let's go back up to the top. Shirley, Steve
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: and Tommy. You're the first person to ever put Tommy
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: in the Strawberry Letter. And I know why because he's
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: been talking a lot during the Strawberry Letters. And we
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: offer you are humblest apologies about that. Now, let's get
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: to the letter. You've been with your you've been a
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: wife of fourteen years, you've been with your husband for eighteen.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: You got together as teenagers. He doesn't know that I've
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: been seeing someone else since before we got married. Okay,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: right there, right there, you would never ever committed to
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: this man or to the marriage. Now, you got the
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: nerve in your letter, after you state your case as
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: to why you with these two men, you say in
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: the nerve of you to say he failed me. I
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: believed in him, but in all these years he has
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: failed to deliver. He has failed you. Right, You've never
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: really been in a man's wife. You've never been true
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: to him, you've never been committed to him. And then
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: you got the audacity to turn around and say that
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: this man has failed you. Ye failed you. You're getting
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: out of him what you deserve, which is nothing. You
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: ain't putting nothing in you. You've been getting a lot
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: put in you, but you ain't put nothing in. Oh,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: you're a trip lady, you man, because he's smoking weed here.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: You ain't here, just something watching watching cartoons, eat sellers.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: You ain't here. We'll be back with more of Steve's
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: response to the Strawberry Letter. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. But Steve, come on finish with your
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: response to part two of today's Strawberry Letter. Let's have
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: it right now. You know, Uh, this one right here
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: surely says it's just a chronic cheater, and that's what
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: she is. I don't care to see one of the
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: things we were discussing off the air walls. Uh. She's
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: been seeing this man since before they got married, She says,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: I love this man simply for the man that he is.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: When we're together, his focus is on me. He has
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: unlimitless sex drive and pleases me every time. Okay. Then
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: the question was, well, why didn't she marry him then,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: because then, guess what, if she'd married him, she would
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: still be seeing someone else. Just let me explain something
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: to you. If you have a husband and you're cheating
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: on him with someone since you were married, and your
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: description of this other man is that when we're together,
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  Speaker 1: his focus is on me. He he has unlimitless sex
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: drive and pleases me every time. Okay, that you would
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: think was the ultimate. Right after that, she goes about
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: a year ago, I began a sexual relationship with another
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  Speaker 1: man for what you just said. He was a man
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: who is unlimitless and pleases you every time you turn
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: around and go get another man. You're not just a shader,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: you're freaking away. You just what's wrong with you? Why
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: don't you sit your hot trash tailed down from somewhere.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Just thirsty, Just a big old thirsty band. It's nothing
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: worse than an old thirsty chick. Just thing you see,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: you got to drink. That's her. Just sits your tail
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: down somewhere. Do you have children? She didn't say that,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: but does she? She probably does after fourteen years of marriage.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Now there's other man who I care for very much,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: love his company. She wouldn't love this sex, and I
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: feel safe when he together. Oh he just great, big
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: old man dingo, big old slave love. And she did
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: have children. Who would the daddy be? Though she ain't
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: got that kind of time. It ain't the dope smoky,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: don't you circus circus You got a freak show. You
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: got you got a man dingo man, You got a
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: weed smoker and another circles and have exhibits here here
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: you come want to he here he is smoking weed
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: all day. I think we get it. We gotta go. Yeah,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: it's overload, isn't it? Email or Instagram? What's your thoughts
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: on today's strawberry letter at my Girl Shirley. Let's see
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: if you guys feel the same way. Um, here's a survey,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: a study that says, uh, men reveal what makes some
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: women boring to them? Okay, alright, so Steve, here we go.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Do you agree with this? We're gonna ask. This is
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: according to a survey from The Frisky The Frisky. Yeah,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: these are some traits that guys say make some women boring. Uh.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: They say, a really hot woman who thinks she doesn't
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: need to have an engaging personality because of her looks.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, but nasty. That goes to the
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: old saying that boomerangs. Grandmama taught us. She said, I
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: don't care how fine woman is as a man somewhere
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: sick and tired of her. Yes, that's true, that's absolutely true. Next, surely,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: so you guys agree. Okay, someone someone, a woman who
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: only talks at others and never asks any questions like
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: talk down to people talk? Yeah, yeah, okay, you guys
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: agree with that. Here's one a girl who hides her
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: intelligence or has no independent intellectual curiosity. She just you know,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: she doesn't want you to know how it's too people
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: in this relationship. It ought to be against the loan.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: What did you say? Wait for me? Get away? Because
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: they cannot be too igod people in this I already
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: don't know what to say. Now, you friend, all right,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: here's one I know you'll agree with. H This woman
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: is a social media addict who cares more about portraying
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: her life online, taking selfies and all that, rather than
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: actually living it. I love it. If you're with a
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: girl who's got more pictures of herself in her phone,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: She's selfish. That's what it's about. It's all about her. Okay,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: all right, you guys, everybody agree with that social media addict? Definitely?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: What have you sending me pictures? Don't say I'm not
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: gonna be against that. You know, she could be as
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: selfish as she wants to. I'm good. I'm actually comfortable
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: with it. Now you're like a naked picture. I thought
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: you said she was selfish. Well, if she's seeing your
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: naked pictures as a whole differing and stop chopping up
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: the hedge to Okay, I want to see everything. Don't
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: want you don't see me a naked picture with your
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: head chop. That's disrespected. Come one thing, Steve's quiet. Clean
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: up the background when you take that picture. Okay, I
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: know you heard me. A social media addict who cares
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: more about portraying her life online rather than actually living it.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: I have kids, all right. Here's another one. Guy, a
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: woman who has no independent interests or hobbies. Got something? Yeah,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I love a woman with low self esteem, though I do. Man, Yeah,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: he low might not be low to you. You're like
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: one with low self team only because you make yours scene.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Am so having a very bad all right? Well, here's
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: the last one. Women who only talk gossip. That's all
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: they have to do, that's their whole conversation. He's gossip, gossip, gossip, gossip. No,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: I don't talk to hey gossip at the bank, they
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: deal in facts down now, Okay, I think you agree
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: with Steve Jake. Yes, I agree the gossipl If we
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: embid and she wanted gossips, I don't care what she's saying.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: She can say whatever she wants. We'll be back after
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: these jams. There, he goes, you're listening to the Steve
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. That's how good god he is? He's good? Oh,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: yes he is, Oh, Larry, Yeah, to my sake, loud hammers,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: the good morning is everyone's has everybody? Hi Junior, O'Dell good.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: You're working on your voice. I see, yes, ma'am getting
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: out based it on up. You can't get a wife
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: with a high voice. Yes, yes, ma'am. They don't like it.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Everybody in the house can't be screaming sounding like yes, ma'am.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: I gotta be able to know who the woman is. Hello, Tommy.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: I was with Kate over day, My mama. We had
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: a good time. We was talking about you. You need
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: to call again, you know, yeah call. We talked every
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: other day, you know, MoMA on the pay roll. Mama, Well,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: taking killed and I didn't say that. I said you
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: need to call or something that happened. Oh really, ain't
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: nothing negative. It's about you. Oh okay, you want to
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: tell me what's happened. I just said you need to
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: call your mommy. Now you want me talk about it
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: out here? Uh no, but but but if it's what
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: I well, I just said some chiss to pope. Papers
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: came to have you have it on the redgim was
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: obviously yeah, what I think you need instead of a sectiment?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: As an attorney, I had to ask, didn't you had
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: to ask? Bring it up? Now you're sending him me there,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: y'all the situation hidja effing how you're doing? Nice to
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: have you over here. You know I never could talk
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: to you when you was on time show. No, that
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: would have been difficult. Nipicot is one thing impossible, it's
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: something else. You're absolutely right. Hey, Colin, Hey, sister on
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: good good seen tish you on Instagram? You got all
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: a's yes, ma'am she's on in the row, Yes, ma'am. Girl.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: That's something that's a smart baby you guys. Thank you, sister.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: I'm so proud she smart. Hello, Shirley Well, Hello, sister Otel,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: how are you? I'm fine, don't overdo it. It's fake
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: that well, you know, I just want to make sure
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: that we're on, you know, the same accord. We're we're
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: getting along now, so I just want to, you know,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: put a little extra into it because that's how well
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: he's doing. Fine. Thank you for asking how you cooking?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: What was that she needed to put a little entry
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: into the cooking since she put an entry into thing. Oh,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: I just said cookie. I'm sorry. I just don't have
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: to cooking. Curl dell. Oh she pay you now cooking?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: That ain't That's why I ain't left it all right,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Let's let's cook problem cooking. Move on. Oh he cooked
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: it up if he got good cookie, cook cook cook cooking,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: and stay on apparkly not apparently, just not for cooking.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say no, Jack, when you ain't had a
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: man that long long as she had when she getting long,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: it's a tad down process. O. My ain't probably just
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: getting told on. Can we change the subject's sister? Rotell
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: what you want to change it? Too? Well? I mean,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: did you hear about Tiger Woods? You know I heard
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: about a little po tagger. Yeah. Yeah, he was arrested
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: for d u I there was no alcohol found. It
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: ain't got to be Tiger Black now she its official Tiger.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: They ain't gonna get changed. Ran for yeas fishing. Now,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: once you get arrested, get your assoop down at the
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: police station. Welcome back to Black. I bet on the
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: police report you in the cablanation in that in that shot.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: That's right, kids like my third husband. When they're arrested
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: him down in Jupiter, Florida. What did he get arrested for?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: What do you get arrested for? Yes, yeah, because he
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: was black. Oh okay, Tagger. Wasn't him driving his car?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: He will sleep? Yeah, that's what they said. They want.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: You're taking the jail. Yeah, sleep. He was sleeping. He
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: was sleeping in the car with both your riems and
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: mashed up. Yeah, he didn't lie to it was no
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: alcohol involved. Zero. It was three in the morning. It
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: was three am, three in the morning, coming from a restaurant.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: What a restaurant? You can't here. It's just restaurants, That's
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: what I said. But what she was you have listening
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: to a restaurant? He was at a restaurant. Ain't fell
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: asleep on the way home. Couldn't find a white girl
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: on the driving home? Against like a restaurant. I think
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: the same, I think. Excuse me, okay, you hold on,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: hold on new let it go. You don't know you
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: know I let it go. Okay, well, let it go,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: let it go. Sain't wait time, let you go. I
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: told him, I'm not gonna know. What's just you should
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: go the way but you don't want though, I am not.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going in right now. They got they got tiger
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: wood and drunk on their new Yeah. I feel sorry
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: for him, I do. I know, you know. Welcome, welcome back.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: I told you you wasn't gone. Yeah. Hey, another athlete
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: made news lately. Shack well not actually shock, but shocks. Feet.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Did you see you seen a chance to see that foot?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: Sister odal that Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: That's my boy. I gotta talk to him. So a
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: little sad, you know, feet. You know I ain't never
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: marrid A man caused your feet long as they walked
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: to work. That's all that got. Could be good? All right,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: thank you, sister. A delta stopping by us always coming
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: up at forty one after the hour, Nephew Tommy's Weekend Confessions.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: it's time for the Nephews Weekend Confessions, and uh the
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: number is eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, we know
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: how much you love this segment, and I go first.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: You have a confession yet in your own segment? Huh,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: well yeah, you know it's it's been going on for
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: the since the whole weekend. But my number two is
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: going through time about she needs. She wants to start
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: going out with other people. Since I don't have a
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: lot of time for her. You said, since you're married now,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: then you can bring it. So what I have done
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: is taken. You don't remember saying this earlier? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't tell you what I did. I took her
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: cellphone and deleted every male phone number in there. M
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: hm hm. Now you can't do called women. That's it.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Other than that, it's yeah, you did what temmy, I
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: deleted every male name out of her phone. Number two.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: There's number two. Yeah, how y'all doing this morning? What
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: you're not going to a matter of time, You're just
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: gonna be number two and made calls. That's what you're
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: not gonna do, exactly like it A lot not gonna
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: be in your calling the shots. Your job to be
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: number two and call other people? What is? Where did
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: they do that? That's fine? You are number two. Stop
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: trying to be a number one. You know. So you
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: guys are cool with this. He's married and no I'm
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: not cool. Okay, thank you? Somebody I hadn't told y'all
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: that this fool's marriage who was in trouble. Right after
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: he said I do you know you did say that
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: he doesn't understand any of the rules. That's new mouth,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Calie Baptist Junior. What what are you doing? What are
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: you mumbling? Hey, Tommy, I just got off the phone
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: with the Hall and Boys quiet. They are free? That's fright? Yeah,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: so what I donna kill him saying that they ain't
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: doing nothing. That's fried. It's rare. You get the Hall
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: of Boys quaiet them for me. I got the phone
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: with him hung up with name free friend say they free, fry.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: You better go ahead and book. I'm just saying, okay,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: all right, keep saying, going to do a few things.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: But I get pass. Well, what did she say? Did
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: she know you blocked all the guys? You don't know yet?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Just see it? She phone? Yeah? What is your wife? No,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: that's what I want to know. What is she now?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: She ain't got nothing to do with this, Sharon Steve.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: You just heard what he said out of his mouth. Yeah, no, man,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: go ahead. She mixing one and two again? Why are
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: you doing? Well? You numbered them? So she was just
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: concerned about number one. Your man, He's not that very talk.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: I can't he's booking a funeral. You're gonna stop that tall?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Say something about plot man, Yeah, his plato. We don't
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: need a whole seven foot We just need to be
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: by three beet by three ft. It adn't even got
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: to be deep, got to be deep. It off, shout grade.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: That's how short is. You're really short when you're great,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: don't even matter to be six feet three. You're not
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: make fun. Oh the man I agree with than I appreciate.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: Stay with me, man, I just did you hear anything
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: that Tommy? She's calling people showing who she needs to
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: come him him, thank you. You need one number in
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: your In fact, she needs a phone with no numbers
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: on it at all. She came down. It's just receiver.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: People call you hello, you can just receive. Where did
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: that come? Because you can't call no that you can't
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: die out? OK, if you have nothing, you do you
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: have a phone? Call um, that's what we're waiting right now.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: We're well, yeah, it's up in seven twenty nine, Steve,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: it is time weekend confessions. The booth is open. Call me,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: let me know what you did this weekend that you
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have done. Don't calling here with your real name.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: Keep it on the low low. I know how to go.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: I've been there, I've been there, I'm there now. So
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: just I'm riding with you. Called me up, Steve, get
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: it off your chest. Any other confession? Yeah, Hey, McColl
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: and hash said they open at the living They were
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: viewing the one you know, McCoy Harris and funeral home.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: I like the viewing from eleven to one that had
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: the services from two to three. I'm not going to
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: the viewing. We already know what he looks like. Find
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: out who's realm Vata tell me when your wife finds
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: out it's gonna be dead. I got anything. Quit saying wife.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: Let's start there, but quit saying wife. Why what should
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: we say? I don't know, but quit saying wife because
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: this food. Don't understand that? Yeah? Everything and in the
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: same goals with y'all. Time about you know, hug getting
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: all my money when I paid? Why would I put
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: hunt in my wheel? Because if you love me the
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: way you love me, I suppose love me when I passed,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: you should be a couple of days right behind me.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't man this logic? Man? Okay, let's go to THEE.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Let's go to out of Tennessee. Hey, baby girl, what's
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: your name? My name? What's your confession? Baby? Okay, So
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: me and my husband's Barrey killing this weekend and it
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: was just me and him. So I was like, I
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: hadn't done anything off the train in a while. So
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: I went outside in the bus, you know, because we're
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: the only people on the street first of all. So
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: I went out there and you know, I'm trying to
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: break them off, and then my mom put us up
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: and I'm like totally naked. So I took my cart,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: my cover from my scooter that I have, and I'm
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: under there and my mom is talking forever. You know,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: he's fully dressed. So we can't lose this. Hold on.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go to commercial. You hold type. We want
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: to hit this. We're gonna play dam this is crazy,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: call us to confess. Eight seven seven. You're listening to
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, we're in the middle
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: of weekend Confessions. We left off talking to a young
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: lady named Shene Tommy. She called in and uh yeah,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: just bring us up to speed. What's going on with
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: They decided she was gonna get bucked wild and when outside,
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: but you know, to to live and things up for
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: her and her man. And then her mama pulled up.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna pick up from right there. We butt
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  Speaker 1: down behind something it was it was it a scooter,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: the cover from her scooter or something. Go ahead, let
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  Speaker 1: me hear what wish. Yes, I'm here. Um, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: under the scooter cover. It's like, okay, hold on, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold hold, Let let me just I don't
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  Speaker 1: really like messing with this, but Tommy want to fix
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: the story. You want to throw some spice into your
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: marriage because you and your husband hadn't done nothing crazy
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: in a while. Y'all live on the street. That was
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: a problem. That's why I couldn't come out. Okay, So
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: you decided to go outside while your man was barbecue
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: and butt naked. So you were out there butt naked,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: and when you get out there, your mama pull up.
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  Speaker 1: Now what did you do after that? Now let's go.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just under there and my mom underwear baby
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: the scooter cover. So what kind of school like a mopad? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just under it, you know, just waiting for
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: her to leave, and she's talking forever. I don't even
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: know what she's talking about. I'm like, lord, and so um,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: his daughter pulls up. She's here from out of town.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: She comes with the baby. So my dog is book wow.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: He comes running outside and he's like, what is this
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: under the scooter and I'm like, oh my god, I
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: cannot have this happen. And this girl down here and
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: she's gonna tell her mama that I was under the
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: scooter and my mom was there. It was just horrible.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: The whole thing was horrible. My husband just talking away.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: He's not even trying to hint to anybody, like go
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: home or nothing like forty five vantage the dogs. That's
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: like coming back over there and smell. And I'm like
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going the house, going there, you know, And he's like,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: you know, no, somebody's under here, and I'm just like,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: oh my god. My hus was like, get in the house, Texter,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, you are not helping. Tell my mama
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: to get in the car. Tell your daughter again, in
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: the house. So finally they went in the house. The
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: daughter went in the house and did something with the baby. So, yeah,
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: the grand baby is there too, so uh, she went
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: and did something with the baby and I was able
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: to crawl back in the house finished. We didn't I've
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: heard you know that. Everybody come in. I was like,
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: this is horrible and it's dark under there and mosquitoes.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: I got mosquito bites and places and anybody, and I'm like,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: this is horrible, just like the worst thing, and yeah,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: I just do it. On up to see me? Started
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: that low pit and rolled off. What's I got on up?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: I'm under that cover, paked up that my friend and
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: sat on it and rolled off naked. That's funny visual
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: because I can't stay been over that long. No, damn,
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it agin next week. No, not that.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: Some give it a while, Like I'm just kidding. Baby,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: how tall? How tall? Five nine? Okay? Yeah, what's what?
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: What's that clothed you with? You was up? Wait a minute,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: I got to come in. You're listening to the morning show?
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: All right, we're back and all our glory. Okay, listen,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: we're in the middle of weekend confessions with the nephew. Okay,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: he is right here. I'm not here to want to
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: hear what you're going through. If you've been button nick
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: it up underneath a mope head would have come on
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: top of Oh your boy, let me know what's happening
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: in your life? Yes to or size too. It don't
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: matter what size you are, A seven seven, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to line seven and talk to t J
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: out of Georgia. J. It is so good to be
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: on the radio listening to each of you. I wake
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: up and listen even when I don't have to work
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: in the morning. However, I saw you. I met a
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: guy about a month ago and we've been talking back
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: and forth. So we decided to um get together this weekend.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: I took one of my best friends because I really
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: didn't know him. I go into the restaurant and he
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: was already there and I see him, but I wasn't sure.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: But you know, normally, as some of my dates and
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: and they'll get up, they walk over to you, there'll
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: be a gentleman. Anyway, he was looking at me, gesture
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: for me to come over there. I was justester with
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: him as over there. So we met halfway. I get
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: at the table. He had already ordered a picture of beer. Right.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know you. I don't know if you put
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: anything in it, but I saw him drinking it. So
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: I'm drinking the beer and we do that, and he's
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: starting to do all this hard dance and then he
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: wanted another picture of beer, So make a loan for
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: a short um, and he pulled a chair over and
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: one and pulled me over to sit by. So he
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: got up to pay the waitress. And as he paid
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: the waitress a gesture to my friend, let's get let's go.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: And so as he was paying, I ran out, got
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: my car, left, didn't say goodbye, and so he text
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: me and I told him that I'm not good at
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: saying goodbyes. But I miss you. You told him you
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: miss him? Yeah, because I had to leave. It was
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: just it was just crazy. He was He was not
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: a gentleman. I've never experienced anything like that, but him
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: or nothing I was. We were go with the church
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: is take okay, but you don't miss him though, maye
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: don't feel better and mayn't feel better, right, uh huh.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: You gotta let an ignorant person down easy, right right,
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: in the words of my daddy, don't snatch your head
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: out the line's mouth. You got to ease it out. Okay.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: I just said I'm just not good at saying goodbyes,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: and you know the second day, but I don't think so.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: It's not sexy for a man over dance. You know.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: He's like in the thirties, they don't know what the
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: beauty days, you know, dance, but when you over danced
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: because there's a beer and this is what kind of gyrating?
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: Was he doing? Hands above his way? Yeah, that's not day.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: But yeah he got up and I was he hands
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: over dropped it. I'm telling you, like Eddie Murphy and
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: Boomerang when he was on the dance floor, Rob, what
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: do you I'm like, oh, baby, don't read the book
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: or something. But yeah, so I left. All right, baby,
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: we gotta go. I miss you, all right, you missed
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: her already. Time, I miss you already. By bye bye.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: Let's thank you t J. Let's go to line three
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  Speaker 1: and talk to ONYX out of North Carolina. Hey, what's
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: going on? Thirty second? Let's go real fast. All right,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: this weekend, my wife and I were chilling. We decided
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: to play some space because the kids were out the
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: house hold. You're gonna have to wait. You're listening to
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, all right, we
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: gotta get back to these weekend confessions. All right, good today, nephew,
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: ain't beat at all. We got Onyx on the line.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: She gave us a call and she was telling us
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: about her wife and we stopped right there. So Onyx, hey,
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: how you're doing? Alright, baby, take it from the top
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: for me. Okay, So it was the weekend. We didn't
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: have nothing to do. The kids were at the grandparents
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: for the whole Yeah. Is it two wives in this story? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Okay, I just need to be clear on
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: that my boys don't match my exterior though, So think
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: like the brat and then another feminine lady and you
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: are okay, we got you said you're the feminine one. Okay,
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry now. But yeah, we said the
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: kids to grandparents for the whole weekend Friday through Sunday,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: and we were sitting in the house and letting to do,
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: and we decided to play some spade. But it out
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: a little born, you know, being the two people there.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: So I decided that we should call up a set
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: of friends of ours that we're really get friends we
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: have been friends with for years. Um again, another couple
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: just like us, with one masculine one and one feminine one,
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: and we caught him up to play spade, but the
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: masculum moments out of town on work, but her wife
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: was home, so she's like, I'll come through and play
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: with you guys man, and my wife was like, okay,
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: no problem. We always have a good time. We played cards,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: no problems. So we go around and we start playing
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: space and now we're in North Carolina in the middle
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: of the summer, so it's hot and our air conditions on,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: but we've been drinking. You don't once the liquor sit in,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: so I was like, okay, night went on and I'm like, okay,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: let's make this interesting because I'm seating like a runaway
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: slaves here. So I'm like, we're gonna play shift spades,
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: and whoever loses their books, you know, comes up by
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: the piece of clones table. Everybody's in the grants. Well,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: a little bit of time, one and one thing led
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: to another, some line, it got blood. Once everything was over,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: we dropped the person home and now they're like texting
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: and calling, but we don't know how to feel about
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: that because we are really good friends with them as
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: a couple. But you know, her her wife wasn't there
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: so now real and keeping it really going wrong? You know? Yeah,
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: but do her wife know that that something jumped off? Okay,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: that type of stuff matter, you can feel it was
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: the other way around. I mean, I wouldn't mind, but
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: we are about that life, so it wouldn't be that
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: big of an issue. On they are traditional, so they
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: are not Wait what what did you say? We're not
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: We're not traditional. We're about that life or something like
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: that was a happening our end. It'd be fine with
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: us because that's okay. But in their sense they're traditional.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: I don't think they're really into the eminem ship. So
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: I think that, you know, it might be a little
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: bit different if if it comes to light. But let
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: me let me get this right to bread. So her
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: name is onest, so honest. You you and your you
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: and your wife have an open relation marriage right right right.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: So I'm just curious though, can your wife uh have
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: relations with with with a with a male? H No,
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: that's not a rule. That's not a rule. Okay, So
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know the rule. I'm just trying to we
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: bring one female back and we both have to agree
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: on that person. Okay, okay, okay, my uncle, right though,
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: that's so damn you. Yeah, I don't want to play
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: with you. I don't want to time for just one
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: most thing. Say so, if October the sixth through the ninth,
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: some wonderful weekend, y'all come joined this out there at
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: the beautiful Atlanti's Hotel on in the Nassau Bahamas. The
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: whole morning, you're gonna be that practically, we're gonna be
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: so so engulfed in radiant rays of sun, listening around, ordering,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: ordering drinks and food, eating stuff. You ain't got no business.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be gambling all day, all night, sitting on
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: the beach, sitting around the pool, riding on the Lazy River,
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: staying in five hotels and lord ha mercy, the entertainment
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: is off the chain. You got that right. Sweat, Yeah,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: Salt and pep ball new audition. We're just gonna be
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: up in there killing it. Man, it's gonna be so
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: so nice. Y'all come joined us. Go to Sand and
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• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: and come on hang out with this show. And we're
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: gonna be doing it and ride the Lazy River riday out.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: You're gonna love that lazy river man, get you a
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: raft and just sit down. You ain't gotta do nothing,
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to push all. It just flows you. Man.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: You've been on the slides now I'm not rocking it
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: down and the dam bullets being get thrown in up.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: I ain't got no water. Shoot I did, I did
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: a couple of I didn't do the big one that
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: that drops you down and you right there, right there,
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: think about that, right into that. I'm with you. Somebody
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: coming in this old ass looking back. Get away from here.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: Mr boys. The book boy by overlooking eggs trying to
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: ride on the big slide. Baby has to say who baby?
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: I had to get one time. We're still together, but
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: that but you were saying, Steve, go to Stand and
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• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: six through the ninth, and we would love for you
• 1:39:31
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• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: time over there trying to get on that tall slide
• 1:39:38
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