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Black Folks Exodus, Kwanzaa Comedy, Men Don't Listen, L'EVATE BY STEVE HARVEY and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: to the other for stay, I don't join Jo. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn hur you're going to do? You are? You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn them out? You haven't got to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out? Then turn the water. The water got me?
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your ba uh huh, I sure will
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  Speaker 1: a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 1: Man got a radio show. Steve Harvey got a radio
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  Speaker 1: show because God in the blessing business. Yeah, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just a recipient. Steve Harvey got a radio show
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  Speaker 1: because God is in the show you favor business. He
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  Speaker 1: showed me some favor. Steve Harvey got a radio show
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  Speaker 1: because God is in the forgiving business. God and forgave
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  Speaker 1: me thousands and thousands of times, you know. And I
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  Speaker 1: say that as a big number like that because it's
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  Speaker 1: probably true. God is a forgiving God. That's how I
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  Speaker 1: exist today, and that's how you exist today. And one
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  Speaker 1: of the things I want to remind you about even
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  Speaker 1: in existing today. You know, Joel Oldstein had a has
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  Speaker 1: a book out called It's Your Time. I love this book.
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  Speaker 1: It's called It's Your Time, And that's kind of what
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  Speaker 1: I want to touch you on today, and I want
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  Speaker 1: to remind you all that it's still your time. See,
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  Speaker 1: you know there's look, you know, they've got unsuccessful people
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  Speaker 1: have created a lot of sayings to justify our failures
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  Speaker 1: as people. Well, all, my ship has passed. That that
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  Speaker 1: was created by a person who did not quite make
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  Speaker 1: their goal in the amount of time that they had
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  Speaker 1: set for. So to justify it, here comes this great,
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  Speaker 1: seemingly very clever saying, and a lot of us adapt, Well,
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  Speaker 1: my ship has passed, so we adopt that. Here's another one. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it just wasn't meant to be. That sounds good,
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  Speaker 1: don't it, because they mix it up with a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of faith base in it. I guessed it wasn't. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's another one. I guess if God wanted it for me,
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  Speaker 1: i'd have it. Are you serious? Man? Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: You're actually gonna use that one to to to justify
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  Speaker 1: where you are in life? Man? That's that's so that's
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  Speaker 1: so not the case. I want to remind everybody today
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  Speaker 1: that it's still your time. That you know your ship
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  Speaker 1: hasn't sailed, you didn't miss all of your opportunities. There's others.
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  Speaker 1: It's still your time. You know you still got a chance,
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  Speaker 1: You still have a shot. Here's a good one. You
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  Speaker 1: still have hope, you do all of you. As long
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  Speaker 1: as God is who he is, there's always hope for you.
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  Speaker 1: You can never lose sight of that. You can never
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  Speaker 1: let the devil win that battle that there is no
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  Speaker 1: hope for you and cause you to do something that's unthinkable.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna cash in the chips. I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 1: my life. I'm gonna commit suicide. No, no, no, wait
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  Speaker 1: a second, wait a second, Are you for real? That's
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  Speaker 1: not God talking to you. That's something wrong and it's
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  Speaker 1: not coming from him. It's still your time, you still
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  Speaker 1: got a chance. There's always hope. But listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: You got to move and you got to move on it.
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  Speaker 1: So many people are not getting the full benefit of
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  Speaker 1: their life, and so many people are not getting all
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  Speaker 1: the blessings that God has for because you keep waiting
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  Speaker 1: on the perfect time. Man, how many times have I
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  Speaker 1: heard people come to me and say, a man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just waiting on everything to line up, right, Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: waiting on the perfect time to get He can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. If I were waiting on the perfect time,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be hardly any of the things that I've become.
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  Speaker 1: And one of my greatest blessings was marrying Marjorie. I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't even have married Marjorie if I was waiting on
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  Speaker 1: the perfect time, because I had gone through what I
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  Speaker 1: thought was enough misery to cover my entire lifetime. And
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  Speaker 1: so when I was first divorced, I just said, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be five six years before I do this again.
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  Speaker 1: I said it two years later I was married. But
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  Speaker 1: guess what, man, it wasn't the perfect time. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have my ducks, all my ducks lined up in a row.
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  Speaker 1: It was still some things I needed to clean up.
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  Speaker 1: I even told her, it's some things I want to
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  Speaker 1: clean up out of my life. Before you know it's
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  Speaker 1: it's I want I want to make sure I got
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  Speaker 1: all the stars a line up. You know I want
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  Speaker 1: to I want to wait until all the ducks are
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  Speaker 1: in a row. I was waiting on the perfect time.
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  Speaker 1: If I had not stopped. And Marjorie and I had
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  Speaker 1: set out and said to each other there will be
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  Speaker 1: no perfect time, and then she said, I'll go through
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  Speaker 1: with you whatever you're going through. That was it. I
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  Speaker 1: took a chance. The ducks were not lined up in
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  Speaker 1: a row. Had a lot of baggage in my life, man,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to try to clear up. I want to
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  Speaker 1: do some things financially different. I wanted to just get
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  Speaker 1: rid of some residue I had in my life. She said, no,
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  Speaker 1: we'll do it together, because they ain't no perfect time.
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  Speaker 1: And guess what it wasn't. So if you're out there
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  Speaker 1: waiting on the perfect time to do something, it may
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  Speaker 1: not come. There is no such thing as waiting on
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  Speaker 1: the perfect time. I've said this a hundred times, and
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  Speaker 1: here comes one on one. The road to success is
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  Speaker 1: always under construction. You ain't gonna go out there and
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  Speaker 1: there ain't no barrels on the road. You're not going
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  Speaker 1: out there and not running too deep to a sign.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going out there without seeing the men working
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  Speaker 1: sign to get off. You're not going out there to
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  Speaker 1: see it. So guess what, stop waiting on the stars.
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  Speaker 1: I got, man, this is a perfect time. To do
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  Speaker 1: it now. If you're waiting on the perfect time, that
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  Speaker 1: could be one of your biggest problems. You're still waiting.
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  Speaker 1: You have got to move and you've got to move
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  Speaker 1: on it, and you've got to make a decision to
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  Speaker 1: go now. God will get you through everything necessary for
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  Speaker 1: you to get through. But you can't quit though. See
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  Speaker 1: it's a disapart. You can't quit just because the road
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  Speaker 1: you're own is under construction. You can't get off at
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  Speaker 1: the exit because you're tired of all the bump of
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  Speaker 1: the bumper traffic. It's that way. Get you some God,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, get you some God, and go on
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  Speaker 1: and go see what your life can be like. So
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  Speaker 1: stop waiting on the perfect time, stop waiting on the
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  Speaker 1: stars to align themselves. You got to move and you
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  Speaker 1: got to move on it. Get you some God, apply
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  Speaker 1: some faith, and get started. And remember when you get
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  Speaker 1: out there, coming towards your goal. The road to construct,
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  Speaker 1: the road to success is always under construction. If it
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  Speaker 1: was easy, everybody would be it. Stop expecting it to
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  Speaker 1: be easy. Come on out here, get up in this thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's funky out here. Yeah I got all that. It's
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  Speaker 1: hard out here, Yeah I got all that. But what
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  Speaker 1: you wanna do, man, what you wanna do? You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: push your chips up to the window. It ain't time
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  Speaker 1: for that. You still got time, you still got a chance.
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  Speaker 1: There's always hope, There's always God. That's my conversation today.
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  Speaker 1: lose your job, it can be very, very stressful. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And while it's the holiday season, it's also the end
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  Speaker 1: of the year. Fourth quarter layoffs do happen sometimes at
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  Speaker 1: some places. Experts say it's important to step up and
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  Speaker 1: express condolences to those going through a job loss and
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  Speaker 1: be sincere, even when it's difficult. If you get stuck
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  Speaker 1: or if you're at a loss for words. Here are
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  Speaker 1: a few expert tips to keep in mind. And Steve, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do one, and then I want you to,
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  Speaker 1: you know, chime in of course. Uh take your lead,
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So this is if you
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  Speaker 1: get stuck or if you're at a loss for words.
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  Speaker 1: Here a few expert tips to keep in mind. All right,
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  Speaker 1: take your lead from the person who just lost their job. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: if they're running out of the building in tears, they
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  Speaker 1: probably don't want to be chased. All right, what's wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Cannot happen your girl? You know all of that one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just chilling, y'all. All right, So you running out
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  Speaker 1: the crime? Yeah, I just lost my job. Okay, it's
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  Speaker 1: the herd. Why you're wanting to send your check? Check
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  Speaker 1: se they're chilling. Check the current. They're running out of
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  Speaker 1: the building crying. Okay, be a little you you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got your chair, Slow down, down, running back. That's one
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  Speaker 1: way to handle one way to handle that one. All right. So,
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  Speaker 1: so here's another tip. When someone loses their job. Remember
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  Speaker 1: the news is theirs to share, not yours. Don't don't
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  Speaker 1: go around telling everyone you know, so and so just
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  Speaker 1: got fired. They just lost their don't do that posting it.
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  Speaker 1: What would you mean to say, man, and letting people go, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you're about Earl. You don't. They're letting people go about Earl. Man,
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  Speaker 1: they're just telling you it's not yours to share. Let
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  Speaker 1: Earl down that. Y'all need to get yourself ready, all right.
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  Speaker 1: If you're not supposed to tell everyone, okay, here's another tip.
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  Speaker 1: If you tell business okay, and this is gonna be
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  Speaker 1: tough for you, Steve, because we all know you do not,
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  Speaker 1: I repeat, do not make the situation about you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: don't you know who was about? Oh you're laid off me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn bout these other people. How
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  Speaker 1: you there laid off me? Chris Rockety kid? Won't the
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  Speaker 1: bikes and all this here? You said to be the
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  Speaker 1: laid all me? Well, well, if it's if it's if
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  Speaker 1: what phone, if it's someone else that got fired WI
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  Speaker 1: what phone on? Yeah? Don't do it, Steve, No, No,
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  Speaker 1: somebody fin tell me something? What fall? Yeah? Why? Why?
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  Speaker 1: And still don't say things to the person that Jesse
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  Speaker 1: still working? You're telling all other people Tom sitting over
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  Speaker 1: that still working. Here's another one, Steve to the person
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  Speaker 1: that just got fired. Don't say things like, oh well,
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  Speaker 1: at least now you get a chance to sleep in late.
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  Speaker 1: Don't say that. Yeah, no, now hear what you say. Damn,
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna do now? Oh god, that's not a cam.
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  Speaker 1: What you're gonna do now? Man? God, dog, that's cold. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't do you like that? Right? Folk? Christmas? Amn's
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  Speaker 1: let me in. So what you're fend to do though? Ye,
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  Speaker 1: because like if you're gonna burn the building down when
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  Speaker 1: you're coming back, call, I'm taking my luncheon. Just call
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  Speaker 1: me for you come. Yeah, just a man, what the
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  Speaker 1: plan that you me? And you've always been cool? I
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  Speaker 1: just need to know what you find to do. Hear
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  Speaker 1: anything I said? These are things that you're not supposed
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  Speaker 1: to say to a person. You need to know. You
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  Speaker 1: need to know if he's coming back. That's important. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Here here's another one. You know, like you think you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to help, so you send them job leads. Uh
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  Speaker 1: better clearly beneath what they do really insulting. Okay, please
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  Speaker 1: don't do that, a man, Look, I heard about what
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  Speaker 1: happened to you yesterday. I know Frieday last day they
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  Speaker 1: got paper route open listen. Hey man, you gotta do
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  Speaker 1: something that's insulting my cousin. He going back to college,
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  Speaker 1: so he ain't gonna he ain't gonna be able to
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  Speaker 1: do it no more. He hiding back off the college.
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  Speaker 1: He was just doing it for the Cristinal holiday when
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  Speaker 1: he gets back. Man, I'm gonna give you the number
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  Speaker 1: if you go down there, Man, tell him I'll sit
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  Speaker 1: you down now and doc they'll put you right on.
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  Speaker 1: He was in management. Yea, I know, man, but you
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  Speaker 1: gotta do something. But use you as a reference. Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: feel free, man, every bride it down that no me
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  Speaker 1: and look, man, I got my nephew on. You can
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  Speaker 1: go right in man, right in, right in man. What
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  Speaker 1: they call that? That's a that nepotism. She would keep
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  Speaker 1: it all in the family like you hired Tommy. Yeah, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I know you in management, man, but hey you you
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  Speaker 1: will be running that whole route that paper that morning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all that's yours. Though. Can you be at this parking
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  Speaker 1: lot in Walmart and thirty Did you hear anything I
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  Speaker 1: just said, Yeah, I heard what you said. If I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling how to really go there, these are things that
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  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to say. To people. Okay, well yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like have a nice day. You can't. You can't say that.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: But what else you got it? Got it? Steve hey
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  Speaker 1: man having hanging out, You can't say stay with it?
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  Speaker 1: Stay would what sleeve pike? Don't let the bag board bike?
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  Speaker 1: They don't even go out there, man, keep head on dope.
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  Speaker 1: What's the cousin? Okay? Yeah, man, ain't that'll be? But
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  Speaker 1: you still employed that. I can't believe it, man, I
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  Speaker 1: cannot believes him. Listen you, but you don't. Ain't no,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no need y'all save around him. All Right, We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show. Time Now
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  Speaker 1: for ask the clo Are you ready, Chief Love Officer
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, Let's do it. This one is from Karna
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  Speaker 1: in Indiana. I've been married for six years and my
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  Speaker 1: husband is in hot water. But he turned the situation
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  Speaker 1: around on me. He picked me up from work and
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  Speaker 1: I saw a few strands of long blonde hair on
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  Speaker 1: my seat. I held up the hair so he could
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  Speaker 1: see them. He immediately went into defense mode and said
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  Speaker 1: he goes to lunch with his female co workers so
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  Speaker 1: there's probably hair on the back seat too. I ignored
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  Speaker 1: him when we got home. He said it's the nagging
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  Speaker 1: that he cannot stand and it makes him want to cheat,
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  Speaker 1: but he hasn't. Wait what wa, Karna says? Karna says,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not one to nag. So how did he turn
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  Speaker 1: this around on me? Ran? I mean, Jesse, he understands
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  Speaker 1: a number one rule, the best defense is a great offense,
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  Speaker 1: and so he went offensive on you. Why you got
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  Speaker 1: every right to nag of your blonde hand, your chair? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: See so now, yeah, I'm nagging, but you got co
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  Speaker 1: workers women in my car? That why you got to drive?
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  Speaker 1: Why they can't dry theirself to lunch? M hmm. Let's
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  Speaker 1: see now if you sit there, it's not the nagging.
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  Speaker 1: I don't cheat, but it makes me want to. Well,
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  Speaker 1: God tell you what, Going out there and cheat and
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  Speaker 1: see what happens better and that because that can easily
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  Speaker 1: turn into loading and go and go to the job
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  Speaker 1: and see who it is. I thought you're gonna go
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  Speaker 1: to the lab. You're gonna take a blond piece of hand,
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  Speaker 1: go to somebody's jobeyence, if we're trying to find out
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  Speaker 1: who it is, Okay, that's why you that's why you
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  Speaker 1: do planks, Okay, Shanda and fort Worth Cello. Since I've
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: been dating a new guy for three months and he's
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: starting sleeping over my house and I sleep over at
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: his house, I have a major issue and it's keeping
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: me up at night. I'm a bad snore and my
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: last boyfriend had a problem with it. So when I'm
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: lying next to the new guy, I try my best
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: not to fall asleep and start snoring. I've been losing
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: a lot of sleep and I can't function the next
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: day because of it. All. If I know we're going
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: to be together, I try to take a nap before
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: our day. Is this really a big deal for all men?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Or am I depriving myself of sleep for nothing? Why
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: don't you go get some help? Why don't you go?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: There's things that can help you. But because because you're
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: snow and rough? You you rough girl, and you and
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: some other things, because see like are you real real fine?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: You know people take that snow on a little bit more.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: That's they're non tolerant. So either you either real fine
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: and you snowing like a damn bow. Ah, stop looking
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: at me, She talks in her sleep, uh, this is
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: this is Shanda, and for work. Well, I'm just asking Atlanta,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: but you know that you gotta go get some help.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: You can go to the doctor. They got stuff, but
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: they ain't got the little thing you can put in
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: your mouth. Man, that got all kinds of stuff. Mask
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: and nasal strips. Yeah you didn't, don't You just wear
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: a COVID mask in ninety five had just snowing that
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: hot ass mask sleeping that. Yes, she needs to do
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: something because she's losing sleep. Yeah, she losing men that too. Yeah,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: all right, So go to the doctor and get some
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: help for it. Is your response to that clo All right?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: So vivin New Orleans says, I'm dating a long haul
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: truck driver and we lived together, but he's never home.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: He came home last weekend and he brought a younger,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: cute female with him and asked if she could stay
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: with us for two days while her truck got repaired.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I wasn't cool with it, but what could I do.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: She was already there. She was a bit rough around
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: the edges, but nice enough. When my man left to
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: go back on the road, I assumed the lady's truck
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: was fixed too, But when I facetimed my man, she
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: was in his truck. Later on he told me that
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: her truck was in another state and he was dropping
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: her off. Am I being stupid? What do you think
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: is really going on? What? You're perfect? That's sit in
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: the nutshell? Why can't say no more behind that trucking
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: babes for him to just bring her in there? Like
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: that dog? Dog, You can't bring no woman to the house, tom,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: because she stayed with us? Coming to who right? Say? Well, dog,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: what right? You can't bring no female home talking your
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: wife babycause she stayed with us? Why you get her
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: from right? Yeah? Why hello? Why don't she stay with
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: her damn truck until it get fixed? Why she ride
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: with you? Now you gotta ride her all way back
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: to her damn truck? Why doesn't she get a hotel?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Cross street from the true uck stop to her truck
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: got fitched? Why? Why is you the hotel? We have
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: a lot of truckers that listened to the show too.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I know they're like, they know what's that? Yeah? So
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: they just be in a room in the truck. Yeah,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: but he knew that one pulled up, that that one's
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: gonna work. He knew that as soon as he pulled
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: that truck up that this is not gonna work. I'm
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: gonna give it. She's younger and cute, m because she
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: stayed with them for two days. What is people? Okay? Yeah, yeah,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: got some nerve? Yeah? Am I being stupid? Yeah? A
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: little bit? You are? Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: clo as always, you're listening, all right, Actually it's you, nephew.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: With black people leaving, so Shirley, you know it's about
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: some people leave. They make a scene when they leave.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Ye, all right, some people
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: leaving you just never know, you never know they left,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: they just gone. But us about us as a race,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: us as a race people, we make a scene. Yeah,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: you understand I'm saying. We make a scene like this
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: right here, when you're leaving the funeral. Jake, my name
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: ain't even on the program. Go look at your granddad
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: and come out. We're leaving up about here right now.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, were out. How we ain't
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: on the program. How my baby ain't no poet to
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: make the scene. Yeah, that's us. Yes, you know when
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: we leave, when we leave a wedding, whoa I said
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: that right doesn't know when we leave a wedd Look
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: here what I said it when I wouldn't didn't know
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I was saying it. When we leave when when? How
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: come I ain't got no place to sit? Just so
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: you know that ain't up, that baby ain't choice. We
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: out of him. I'm just telling you we out of him.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: That this is black people. When black people leave a scene,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: we actually make a scene. When when we leave the movies,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: why I can't bring my own food and here it's
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: my food, it's my food. I leave. But I'm gonna
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: tell all y'all the girl died in since I got
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: to go. We gotta make it about us, don't. This
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: is us, baby, This is what black people we make
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: a scene. Look here, we're leaving the Little League game. Okay,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: my baby ain't playing the whole game. What did I
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: pay hay to five dollar? How ain't about dollar for you?
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Come on, chump, chump, let's go on, let's go, let's go,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: let's go back. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: That is you said, Chip, come on, we get you
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: another team. Baby. You ain't got to put up with this.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Here where your uniform in school tomorrow hill. When black
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: people leave a job, we're gonna make a see that's
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: how we do it. Will It's a good thing you
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: fired me because I was feeling to quit anyway. Truth
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: be told, Truth be told. Let it be no loud
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: weather I leave. Hey, hey, I leave a friday coming.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I got to say come this friday though, and just
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: tell you know, I've been here ten years and I'm
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: standing something every week. How about that? Yeah, country end,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: because I've been how about that? Oh, I'm fine, grant up.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: When we leave a restaurant, why do black people sit
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: there in order the highest thing on the bill, knowing
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: they ain't got it in their pocket? Huh? Eating fold dollars?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: You know, I ain't got no tip money now that
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna grab some mints and two picks on the way.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: But why the waiter waitress gotta suck? Yeah? Yeah, better
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: when we leave. When we leave a store, were gonna
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: make a scene. Oh yeah, I didn't even know that
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: they had expirations on coupon. I didn't even know that. Okay,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know why y'all tripping out of dollars now
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: any damn Wait, why is y'all tripping being back in
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: your yard. They why do y'all the dollars store black?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Leave a scene? They make a scene and I can
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: add one? Can add one? Come on? Yeah? When they
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: get put out the strip club, you know, something like this.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: All I had with fold dollars. Why can't I stay
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: in here? Just look that you keep picking your fold
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: back up? I had fold dollars. I can't just stay
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: here and look. I put money down. I put put
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: money down. We are a trip. Yeah, we always have
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: to make it about us, no matter what. Ye Oh,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: that happened yesterday. I was at this taco place and
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: the lady apparently she was there yesterday, so she bought
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: the exact same thing, right, so she gets it's a
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: soon as I walked in. How you doing? I'm like,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: So when she checked out, the lady wrung it up.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: So it was nine dollars the day before, whenever she
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: was there, but it was eleven yesterday. So she said, well,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: why is it eleven dollars? And she said, well, ma'am,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: you got an extra order chips in caso. I got
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: there yesterday and she said, well, let me see the receipt.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: So the girl pulled the receipt on and she gave
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: it to it. She said, yeah, but they didn't charge
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: you for the caso for the cheese yesterday. Well, that
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: ain't my problem. I'm not been gigging though two extra
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: dollars because they ain't a charge I want to pay,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I said, here we goars. But she had the phone
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: the whole time. She said, I don't want the caso.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: When the chips just rang up the taco salad, man,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I said, boy, and you always standing behind that person
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: to always, and it looked like and it looked like
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: you with them. When you step back two feet back
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: and started looking around, you're trying to let other people
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: in front of you. Gone, man, all right, thank you enough.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: You you're listening to show time now for would you rather?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Would you rather give up your cell phone for a month,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: or would you rather give up bathing for a month? Hello, baby,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I'm Benna. Put together some funk your deals. I can't
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: make no money. Put out this phone. I'm gonna gone.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just carry my laptop. I see my son
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: FaceTime on his computing. Everything I got because let me
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: explain some tea. If you're laying in the bed, niked
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: and you raise your knee up buy your chests. That
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: dry ice cloud comes out your crack Jesus up over
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: the hump of your and slides along your waist. Time
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: roll up over your eilboat and come down behind your shoulder.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: It knew like dry ice steps invisible, but that white
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: dry ice smoke, and then it come around your face
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: and it just lock on your face. You can't get
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: it off. I'd rather not know you're going to bathe.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I got to man Ain't no way in the world
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: that that dumb that third day and then you got
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: twenty seventh mo Yeah, yeah, you might not even have
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: to raise your leg off after two weeks. You just
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: need to stop walking. If you walking in flies just
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: buzzing round your head, just following you, just buzzing, You're
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: looking like pigs peeing on Charlie Brown. All right? Would
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: you rather never age physically? Never age physically, or would
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: you rather never age mentally? I could stay right here,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sorrying right here. I got enough to make it
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: on it. If I think like this at one hundred,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I'd be cool with it. Yeah. So physically yea ohoh,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: physical stay right here? Ye? Would rather never on this show.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: You know, you know, you know we're pretty good. Look
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: at Morning Show. When you look at you know, Yes,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Junior can still run. I can trot for
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: short distances. We we we mobile trot for shorting distances.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: If I do an outburst, it's got to be about
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: four five steps. Got shut it down. I immediately got
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: to pull up because I have heard about to come
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: right after that. Don't hurt, don't pull anything. Oh and Junior,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: what about you? Would you rather never age physically or mentally? No? Mentally?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I want to be mentally because physically it ain't working
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: for me. Now I'm just in there. I'm ending him,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: but ain't. Ain't nothing happening in there, Tommy quickly physically, okay, okay,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: all right, well thank you. That's around developing physically where
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: you've been done. Then we'll be back. You're listening, all right, Steve,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: go ahead. Well, now what you about to him? It's
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: pure comedic genius. But I must lay a disclaimer. This
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: is going to be a little edgy, just gonna ruffle
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: a couple of feathers. So I'm just letting you know this.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: This is Jay Anthony Brown. He asked me do it
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: and I kind of got an idea. I don't know
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: exactly what it is, but I'm in supportive comedy. Yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: but I'm saying we're doing this with a disclaimer that
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: no one can call us and say nothing about it.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what he gonna do, but he
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: could roughle some feathers, ladies and gentlemen. Jay Anthony Brown,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: all right, what I'm what I'm about to do right now?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Every year, a lot of people, good people you know,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: meaning good have Quansa parties. Now, okay, let's stop right there. Yes,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's a lot of people. You can
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: go ahead. You must be trying to build this joke
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: up and not a lot of quans How about people
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: have quanza party and don't a lot of people come?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: And they wonder why people don't come. What I have
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: is suggestions to get more people to your Quanza party.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Number one, offer a free die. She get anybody who
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: will show up, one size fit all right, everybody that
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: shows up your Quansa party, you get a free bean piper.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: If you don't like me, seetato, if you can't everybody
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: don't like me. Okay, now this one is really good.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: This is really really good. If you have a quanza party, Steve,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: you can demonstrate what I mean by this. Do you
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: not have more than two philosophying brothers or sisters at
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: your party? I don't want it through. You don't want
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: more than two in there. You don't want to you know, brothers.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Let me say this about this time, this period that
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: we partake of in this equestrious moment, yea of history
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: defiling or the gratuitousness and the barbarousness of what these
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: holidays are. Two, that's why we celebrate qualsa. But I
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: dare say, though, brother, I don't want that we have
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: comptulate this situation, knowing that it is far regarically not
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: a capability of scientific split. Let let me interject some
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: sensibility into this conversation. Okay, you don't want a whole
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: bunch of them at your party? Okay, it tends up
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: the mood. Number five, Easer, This is very important. Easer.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: You know what ease up? Meaning? Right, he's up on
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: the incense and sage. Okay, because the black of my
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: nose is burning, how my shoes? The like I got
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: a headache? Noxious? Too much? Okay, I'm my green tastes
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: like save number two, you want number seven, you want
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: to play something other than the Lion King. And this
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: is ver iportant. The African Drummers don't have to play
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: all night long, okay they Shirley and lastnight, last night.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Don't tell nobody it's a quis a party. Just tell
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: the come over. I have to tell him something, you can.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I'm having a barty. I'm having a party, all right. Listen,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: coming up for the nephew, uh, with today's prank phone
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: call that's coming up right after that cornbrass fell like
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: you're listening all right, coming up at the top of
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after it's my strawberry
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: letter for today's subject, I'm losing my fine and flirty wife.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Right now, it is the nephew in the building with
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What's your god? But cheeks? What crazy?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: That's the name of the prank butt cheeks. Okay, let's
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: do it. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Carmen, Miss
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: miss Carmen. Uh, this is a made uh my ass's call.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: This is mister Porter Porter, How are you doing today?
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I'm fine. Is everything good? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, every
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: every everything is everything is fine. Now your daughter is
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: tenth grade, Crystal right? Correct? Okay, okay, I want to
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: make sure I'm you know, we got so many kids
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: with the same names. I wanted to make sure I
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: had the right person. Um, So here's the issue. You
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: say your name was Nate, Yeah, okay, Nate. What were
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: the problem we're having here at the school is I
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: don't know if you are aware of it, but when
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: your your wife drops Crystal off at school, we've got
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: the parents as well as some of the teachers. They're
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: they're complaining about what she's um, what she's wearing. What
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: your wife is wearing. Yeah, what she's wearing when she
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: drops the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: and her butt cheeks, her butt cheeks are out. You know,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she's I haven't actually seen her,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: but I've been getting these reports from we've been getting
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: that's a little strange to me. I'm typically at work. Uh,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what she's wearing. I'm I'm
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: gonna have to talk to her later on today. Okay, Well,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: what I was gonna suggest is uh you know, I
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: actually I thought I was calling her phone. I didn't
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: know I was. I was gonna get you. But what
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I wanted to do is get her to come up
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: here so I can see what she wearing. You know.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I think I got this handle.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Due I can take care of it. Well, well, well,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be better for both of us,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: like if I was able to see her uh in
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: the and let her look look player, look look I
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: got it my daughter. This is not even really concerning
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: my daughter. This is uh you know, this is this
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: is above that. Take radelet let me handling. So um.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: You know, you know my daughter going to Principal's office
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: is one thing. I'll be on top of that, but
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna be on top of this. So so,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: like I said, I think I got this handle right now.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: What now, your wife, Carmen, is she there? Uh? Yeah, okay,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, is there any way I can talk to her? No?
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Like I told you, I think I think I got
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: this one. I can take care of this. Um. And
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: you know, my thing is, I've already told you that
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: three times. I don't know, we're really going with this.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: get the situation situation rectified soon as I can. Okay,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: but we don't, don't. You don't need to You don't
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: need to see her, you know, talk to her or
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: another being the principle here at the school, sir. Uh
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Like I said, um, you know, I'm just trying to,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: you know, handle the school and orderly fashion and make
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: sure that all things are taking care of around here
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: and we have no issues and no problems. So what
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I whatever? Play, You're not talking to my daughter, You're
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: talking to me. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm a husband,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I'm a father. I'm telling me when I tell you,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I gotta handle I got it handle. I understand it.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I have to handle my school. Though. You understand that
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I have to hand my school. I will drop my
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: door off myself. Okay, I understand that. What No, I mean,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: do I need to come up there and talk to you? No?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I need your wife to come talk to me. I
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: need to see what she'd be wearing. I don't need
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: to talk to my wife. Pay Do you have a wife, Yeah,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I have a wife. Became of my office, but what
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: what what do you? What do you? What are you?
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? No, what are you talking about? That?
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: My wife needs to come and and and so you
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: can inspect her outfit. I'm not playing that game, player,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not We're not doing that. Okay, I need to
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: see what your wife be wearing when she's dropping these kids.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I send your pictures. Hey, man, I mean I think
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: we must have gone down the wrong street. But yeah, no,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: we do definitely down the wrong boulevard on this one. Player. Okay,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: let me let me just make it very clear to you.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: My wife you're seeing in the office and all that.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe we can come up to you to morrow. It's
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: gonna be me and her. No, he's not coming up
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: to the principal's office. You don't need to do it.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: But we don't have a problem with you. We just
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: need her. I just need to see you. You're gonna
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: have a problem with me. We keep going down this
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: role right now. Okay, so, so bro so it's okay
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: for her to have her butt cheeks out when she
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: dropped the kids. All but as soon as I want
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: to have her come out of office for a meeting
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: about this situation, right now right now, you he said,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: you claiming her, but ceases out like ceases out right now?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: You out of pockets? Okay, No, it was out of
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: pocket when she pulled up and got out the car
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: and her butt was out of pocket. That's when it
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: was out of pocket. So so what you can't do, Nate,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: is be mad at me by what your wife then
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: put on and wall up into the school. Look, man,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: like I said, I'm I'm gonna do what I gotta
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: do on this on this end, your end is to
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: handle what's going on in your school. Well, but Denny,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: you're not handling that end over there. So that's why
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I'm stepping up as the principal of the school saying
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I need to have a meeting, a private meeting with
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: your wife so when her and I can talk about
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: what she's wearing. Look, man, I haven't told you several
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: times her coming up there on her own, it's not
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. So this is where we at right now.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: You know what you're not gonna happen. So what so
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: what you're saying, you what's gonna happen tomorrow? I'm gonna
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: come up there and drop my daughter off and come
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: see you. So you're coming here tomorrow absolutely, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: So are you bringing miss Carmen, which, don't worry about
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: who's Whitney. I'm not a telephone touchcot money. I'm coming
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: up there to handle this right now because you out
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: of that. This is how it's going down. There will
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: be no butt cheeks coming out out tomorrow. It's just
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: gonna be coming out to car or some real you
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: una stand. What's your name again? My name? I'm Poort,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: the principal here. All right, There'll be no butt cheeks tomorrow.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: You will see me coming out the car. Okay, okay, okay, Uh, well,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: there is there is another issue we got here on
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: the table, and what is that? So, so Miss Carmen
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: as she told you about, uh, the conversation she's been
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: having with Tommy. Who it is Tommy? So that once again,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: so your wife ain't telling you nothing. So she hadn't
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: told you nothing about her talking to Tommy. No, dude,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I don't want to play games man. Who's Tommy? Okay?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: So so, okay, okay, do you know okay, okay, cool?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Do you know who nephew Tommy is from? Steve Harvey
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: More one show. Do you know him? Yeah? I know
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: you may you just got pranked by your wife calming. Baby. Hey,
• 49:16
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• 49:30
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• 49:32
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• 50:02
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• 50:06
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• 50:09
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• 50:13
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• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: after this you're listening show. Right now, it is time
• 50:57
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• 51:00
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• 51:14
  Speaker 1: then we can read your letter just like we're gonna
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: read this one today live. Wow, this is something right here.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Here it is. It's the Strawberry Letter. Subject. I'm losing
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: my fine and flirty wife. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: married for close to eight years, and over the weekend,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: my wife told me that she is not in love
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: with me anymore. I'm a big guy and my wife
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: used to be a big girl, but she recently had
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: cosmetic surgery to fix a few issues she was having.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Now she thinks she's God's gift to the world. She's
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: been posting all kinds of sexy pictures on Facebook, and
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: when random men comment on her pictures, she writes back
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: to them. It's like she craves the attention. I went
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: through her private direct messages on Facebook and found out
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: that she has been having several intimate conversations with different guys.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: She even met up with one of the guys, but
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: it looks like nothing happened between them. Like I said,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I'm a big guy, and I was a big guy
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: when my wife when we got married. When I met
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: my wife, and when we got married, everything in our
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: marriage seemed to change. Once she had the weight loss surgery.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: She's really feeling herself and forgetting about the marriage. Vows.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I still love this woman, and I praise her and
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: tell her how great she looks, but it's not enough.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I love her, but I'm afraid of losing her to
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: a man that's in better physical shape than I am.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Please give me some advice so I won't lose my wife. Well,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: it kind of looks like you've lost her to a
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: degree already. You know, I'm really sorry that you're going
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: through this. I really am. Your wife is wrong, she's
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: out of line, and not to mention being very disrespectful
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: to you right now for her to say she's not
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: in love with you anymore. Why because you're still a
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: big guy. And she's lost weight or had this been
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: you know, happening for a while. Now she's stripping because
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: she lost the weight she had the surgery, and now, yeah,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: you're right, she is feeling herself and thinking she's God's
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: gift to the world. You know, what can you do?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Please give me some advice so that I won't lose
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: my wife. You guys were both big when when you
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: got together. I mean, how's your health? How's everything? She
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: went and got surgery and everything. Why don't you consider that?
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: You don't have to. I'm not saying it, but why
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: don't you consider that on your own getting surgery and
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: losing the weight and going to the gym and you know,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: changing your eating habits and things like that. Maybe it's
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: a good thing. You know, she's not going about it
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: the right way, but but it could be a good
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: thing for you and your health and everything, and you'll
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: feel better about yourself, you know, because a lot of
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: times when you start feeling good about yourself, especially if
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: you haven't in a long long time, you know, you
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: can react this way. I think your your your wife
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: is just you know, so crazy with this. She's not
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: in love with you anymore. So what is she going
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: to file for She is she going to file for
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: divorce now because she's not in love with you anymore? Uh?
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: You know, come on, this is just disrespectful. If it
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: were you who lost the weight and everything, she would
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: be feeling some kind of way as well. So you know,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: all I can do is say, if she's gonna try
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: and disrespect you and walk out on you and divorce you,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to, you know, get yourself together, get
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: yourself together. If that doesn't keep her, then she wasn't
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: meant for you anyway, you know. Um, we talk about
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: this a lot on the on the show money makes
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: you more of who you are, Maybe, you know, losing
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: weight and and getting to yourself this is who she
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: was anyway. Maybe she settled for you, you know, in
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: her mind, and now she feels she can do a
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: lot better. But I think you can do a lot
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: better getting someone to respect you and love you for
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: who you are, and then you know, maybe together you
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: can lose and if that's what you want to do, Steve, Uh, well, yeah,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I know you're going in and you showed no the
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: hell I am. I don't even know? Why are we
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: really hin't here? We why anybody said the key words
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: and not anybody? I don't Okay, Shirley, I appreciate your
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: answer and everything, but let me try to help big
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: fella out. Big fella steal in low with this girl.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: She wouldn't got herself together now she thinks she all
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: lad in a bag of chips. I don't know what
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: to tell you, man. Best thing I could tell you
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: is I think you ought to get in shape and
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: leave hub. That's my best advice to you. I can
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: see that she obviously does not know any scriptures do
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: unto others as you would have them do unto you.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: She must not know that pride cometh before a fall.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: She must not know that this from probably ain't in
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: that gluttony is a sin, that's not and he just
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: sitting up there, Okay, careful. That's why I'm there is
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: no real answer for this letter. I feel sorry for
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: the guy. It's a dog gonna shame that the woman
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: to win in there and told him. She don't love
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: him though, because she thinks she's gonna go out and
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: have this spectacle of life. But she findn't go out
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: here and find out what's really out here. It's a
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: lot of tricking going on out here, and she gonna
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: run into it. So even though I feel sorry for
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: your brother and you don't want to lose your wife,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: and now she fine, best thing I could do for him.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: If you can't beat them, join them. I suggest you
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: go get fine and you don't have to use surgery.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: You can exercise and start eating the right foods and
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: you could get your inn in six months. Let her
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: go and you get somebody else too, right, take a
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: little long within it. Yeah, probably take a little bit
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: long into six months. You got the rest of your life.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: And there's a lot of women out here looking for
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: good men like you. All right, Steve, we'll be back
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: with part two of your response to today's Strawberry Letters
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: subject I'm losing my fine and flirting wife. We'll be
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: back at twenty three after the hour. Right after this,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: you're listening all right here, We are back with part
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: two of the Strawberry Letter for today's subject, I'm losing
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: my fine and flirty wife. You want to recap Steve
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Dude met his wife. They were both large, full figured people.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: They got married. When she married him, he was full figured.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: She didn't mess around and got the little surgery and
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: now she didn't lost a bunch of weight. Now she fined.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: She flirts with people all the time, people talking to him.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: And you know, now she online having sexy conversations with
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: me and that's commenting on her picture and everything, and
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: she talking back to him. And dude been finding this.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: And she even went out with one guy somewhere he
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: discovered and you know, they didn't have sex or nothing.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: He don't think then she didn't came in the house
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: and told him she don't love him no more. And
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: one of the big things I didn't say in the
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: first hassle, she ain't used to this new attention she
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: got so now here she is. She brand new with it.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: But she fled to find out a lot about attention.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Though all our attention don't come with good intentions. When
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: a person is paying your attention, what you really need
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: to do is locate and find out the intention. Because
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: attention is flattering, intention usually has a dark side to it.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: That's what I found in my life. Ladies, let me
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: give you a piece of advice. Why are you sitting
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: there smiling and being flattered with the attention? What you
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: need to get to doing this? Focus on what his
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: intention is, because the intention could get you in a
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: lot of trouble. That's right, that's because she fine. Look, yeah,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: but when you get over that, man, dog, you know what,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: many find people out and met as something really wrong
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: with them. Yeah. Have you have you ever had a
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: conversation with somebody who, outward appearances you thought was cool
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: and then they started talking and you your eyes started
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: doing that rapid eye movement. Yeah, hey, like silence that
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: you damn just scanning in the room trying to figure
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: out hold of man, is anybody watching me over here
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: in this corner with true? Yeah? It's sad man, So
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: always do that. Always think about attention that I'm getting,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: and right behind the attention, what is the intention? Yeah,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: she's disrespectful that. I think this happens a lot o
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: women to get these surgeries. I'm just saying that women
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: get these surgery You think it happens a lot and
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: then the husband is insecure after that? Yeah, I think
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: so I think it happens a lot, especially if they
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: were both you know, heavy to begin with. That's all right,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: you know. And so now she's changed, right and lost
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: all this weight. Now she doesn't want her husband anymore,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: so she's you know, seeking out other men. Yeah, that's terrible.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: You don't love You're gonna feel pretty insecure. Once she
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: tells you she don't love, you know more, and she
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: online talking to other people, You're gonna feel some kind
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: of way. That's hurtful. That's hurtful. No, man, if she's
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: wrong O money, Yeah, she's terribly wrong. Yeah, i'd probably
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: help pay for the surge. Yeah, oh yeah, I believe
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: that hard working man because it would make her happy. Dollar,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: because he wanted to make her happy. He can, you know,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: to do something to make himself feel better and get better,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: get healthy, you know, lose some weight if he he
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: doesn't seem like he didn't mention that in the letter,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: but I mean that could help him have more confidence
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: in himself. I mean, this could be the motivating factor
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: that a person need. Yeah. Absolutely, absolutely, he's hurt right now. Yeah,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: but you know what I mean, what you don't want
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: to do is compound the problem. With another problem. So
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: what you don't want to do is now you depressed.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Now you're sitting at the house eating because she out,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: and now you're eating and you compounding your problem. Yeah,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: now she come home, you got ice cream around your mouth,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: gotten milk commercial, and then you know where you're being baby,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: you know. So he could get in shape, definitely. Oh
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: he could just stop barbecueing every weekend, get her back fat.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Those are yeah, that sound. You can get yourself in
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: share here go your option. You can go plant base,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: gonna get yourself down, get self control, you can go
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: and get yourself in shape. All you could just go
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: on and start making pies and stuff and just get
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: your girl back fat, really work the fat back. Yeah yeah,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: but I feel for him. No one wants to be
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: in a marriage for eight years and then all of
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: a sudden somebody says I don't love you anymore. That's
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: that's so crushing. That's crushing to a person. Yeah, well
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: I've been crying twice, so he would go, yeah, I
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: mean right, and and you survived, so come on, let's
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: go and get through this. What you're gonna do? Stay
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: chalking up to the game. I had two people tell me.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: It ain't little me no more. Yeah, I mean it
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: happens for sure. Yeah, but get out. I've heard it
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: with that too. You never he at least he ain't
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: heard that. Wow, I didn't heard. I don't love y'all.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Didn't heard this right here? How about this right here?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I can't stand you. Oh yeah, that hurts. Hurt all
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: of it hurts. Yeah, it's hurtful, especially with someone you
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  Speaker 1: still love. And he he clearly still loves his wife.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Oh that wasn't the case. Well, this letter
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  Speaker 1: is not about you. I just want you to know
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  Speaker 1: once you come in and you make the announcement that
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  Speaker 1: you don't love me as soon as you get through.
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  Speaker 1: But so before you take your next breath. Uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: Well I can't stand your aunt. Yeah, we ain't gonna
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: be You don't want to stay here, Philly. Thank you
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: for sharing. Steve, we got welcome. Please email us your
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  Speaker 1: my Girl Shirley. You're listening to Harvey Morning Show? All right,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Jay is in the building. Steve time to murder another hit?
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  Speaker 1: Please introduce him, give him a good one. I'm scared
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  Speaker 1: ladies in June murder the song right here dedicated to
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: all the ladies. What we're going through it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know hit it poll His head just got damn open.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: And she's got the ceiling thing over thirty eight degrees.
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  Speaker 1: She wakes up sweat and it is the cool all.
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  Speaker 1: She having a hot slash wind and reading I want
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  Speaker 1: a hot flash, holl the room night and in the
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  Speaker 1: hot flash wind and reading it. Didn't she have a
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  Speaker 1: hot lad? Ain't no man love nash? I mean the
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  Speaker 1: hot flash hot slash readhint last hot time flash hot
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  Speaker 1: hot hot hot hot hot flash hot hot hot. She
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  Speaker 1: having high slash when reading I wonder hinds that hid
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  Speaker 1: lash and reading I mean lash your genius boy your No,
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  Speaker 1: he's not. No, he's Carlot raising Carlo down. Are you ladies?
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  Speaker 1: Did y'all enjoy that? You? H No? I didn't say.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what the problem is, Steve, me and
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Jay you know we talk on the phone. And did
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  Speaker 1: you have a hot flash when you was on the
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  Speaker 1: phone and get an inspiration? Yes? I did, Tommy, but
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  Speaker 1: the whole world knows. Now, No, you're not. And turned
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  Speaker 1: to as you're listening to show a new study from
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  Speaker 1: um what is the Scrivens Hearing Care. Okay, they looked
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  Speaker 1: at two thousand adults, okay, two thousand grown people. Research
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  Speaker 1: shows that at least seven times a week men have
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  Speaker 1: selective hearing in all. In all, men don't hear their
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  Speaker 1: spouse three hundred and eighty eight times in the course
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  Speaker 1: of a year. Women are two though. That's a lot, right,
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  Speaker 1: that's a lot. Three hundred and eighty eight times in
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: the course of a year. That's low. That's low. Sty
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  Speaker 1: here ye, well right now, you're only talking a little
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  Speaker 1: over once a day. That's an average one. What's a date? Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so that ain't Yeah, that's not so bad. That's not
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  Speaker 1: so bad. No, I tune that way. He got to
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  Speaker 1: tune it the same thing him. What y'all talking? Listen? Wait?
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  Speaker 1: Wait what man? We just talked about that for fifteen minutes,
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  Speaker 1: because two hours you make the same twenty minute point
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  Speaker 1: for two hours and wake up the next morning. Were
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: still talking about that? Man? Move on? God what yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm hearing you, but I ain't listening no more. Man,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Did you hear what I said about letting out at
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: the job? Why are we still talking about Linda and ladies.
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  Speaker 1: But that's that thing, right that that's true. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: do have selective here. So but it sounds like you
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: guys are responsing to nagging. That's a difference, right, is
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  Speaker 1: it all? If you it all the same time? You no,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: because if you're talking, if you're talking too much. M h,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, which is often so it could be
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  Speaker 1: about anything. Just the sound of my voice that you
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: just start tooting out after a while, tell me that's you. Well,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: you know what. That's okay, you're puffing about because you're
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: talking about the same thing what I'm asking you about
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: this survey though you're not answering. Uh No, I'm talking
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: about this period. You're talking about the same thing. And
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: then I can tell it's body because I look on Facebook.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Now you're posting stuff away, let it go, kid over
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  Speaker 1: to social media. Social media. Now you're amens on the
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: damn what? Yeah, but let it. I think I think
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  Speaker 1: it is a problem, and I think women could admit
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  Speaker 1: to this one, because yes, men do have selective hearing,
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  Speaker 1: and we've had to develop that over the course of
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  Speaker 1: time because and we've and more and more we've developed
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  Speaker 1: more and more selective hearing because if there's a slight
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: difference in US, women vent differently than men. And when
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: women are around each other talking to their girlfriends, you
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  Speaker 1: all have more of a tendency to talk about a
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  Speaker 1: subject from every angle you turn it over. You all
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  Speaker 1: can discuss one subject for hours. Men don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: We have a debate, somebody wins, loses, We have a
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  Speaker 1: strong debate, then we laugh or we fight, and then
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: it's over. You all keep talking about it. And once,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: once a man has made all the points he can make,
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  Speaker 1: your point is irrelevant at this point because we've heard
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  Speaker 1: it already. We don't agree with it, so we shut
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  Speaker 1: you out, and we all every every man trying to
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, yeah, we want your face and not
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  Speaker 1: be hearing nothing. You saying, wait what I can look
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: dad in your face and not be hearing nothing. You saying,
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  Speaker 1: be looking dad at your mouth? Are you listening? Are
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: you listening to me? A girl? Yeah? Did you hear
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  Speaker 1: what I just said? Schedule off will schedule of h
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: How many times Marjorie to looked at me and said, Steve,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: what did I just say? What did repeat? I say?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: That's atash? You heard? You? Women are guilty team. They
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  Speaker 1: don't listen, I'll be trying to think about what the
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  Speaker 1: hell is she's three hundred and thirty nine times a year. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: we do it too. We tune y'all out? All right,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: coming up music and fun on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back in twenty minutes after the hour. Right
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening show, All right, Steve, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for a quick health and wellness shout out. Give some um.
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  Speaker 1: You know you want to keep healthy thoughts and people
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: being healthy, and you're launching a brand new product, so
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: tell us about your elevation well On January third, I
• 1:12:14
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  Speaker 1: is it it helps you from the cellular level. What
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: a lot of people don't understand is you take vitamins
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: and stuff that never reach your cellular level when you
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: drink greens. Greens especially are designed to go straight to
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  Speaker 1: your cellular level and make you feel better on the
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  Speaker 1: cellular level, helps give you better mental capacity increases your
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  Speaker 1: energy where you can work out more. It's not a
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  Speaker 1: so you have the energy to go for your walks,
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  Speaker 1: the energy to work out, you know, the energy to
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  Speaker 1: think more. Clearly, it's a lot of energy and it
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: does wonders for your digestive system. And that's so the
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  Speaker 1: things I've been working on. People say, Steve, you look
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: young man, and I do, and I feel young because
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: I take care of myself on the cellular level. So
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: on January third, and the launch is called Elevate You
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  Speaker 1: wait for it. January third, coming up in thirty three
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll play a round. I would
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  Speaker 1: you rather right after this? You're listening to show time
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: now for would you rather? Would you rather give up
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: your cell phone for a month or would you rather
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: give up bathing for a month? Hello bathing? I'm being
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: to put together some funky deals. I can't make no
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: money out this phone. I'm gonna gone. I'm gonna just
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: carry my laptop. I see my son FaceTime on here
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: computing everything I got. Because let me explain something to you.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: If you're laying in the bed naked, you and you
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: raise your knee up by your chests, that dry ice
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: cloud comes out your crack yesses up over the hump
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: of your booty and slides along your waist time roll
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: up over your elbow and come down behind your shoulder.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: It looked like dry ice steppings invisible, but bagine that
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: white dry ice smoke and then it come around your
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: face and it just lock on your face. You can't
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: get it off. I'd rather not, So you're going to bathe?
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  Speaker 1: I got you man, ain't no way in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Ye that that dumb that third day you got twenty
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  Speaker 1: seventh mo. Yeah, for a whole month. Yeah, you might
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  Speaker 1: not even have to raise your leg back to two weeks.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: You just need to stop walking. If you walking in
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: flies just buzzing around your ways, just following you, just
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: buzz You're looking like pig peeing on Charlie Brown. All right?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Would you rather never age physically? Never age physically, or
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: would you rather never age mentally? I could stay right here.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sorrying right here. I got enough to make it
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  Speaker 1: on in If I think like this at one hundred,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: i'd be cool with it. Yeah. So physically yeah, oh
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: physically stay right yeah? Yeah? Would you rather never think
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: about all this on the show? You know? You know,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: you know we're pretty good. Look at morning show when
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: you look at you know, Yes, Tommy and Junior can
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: still run. I can trot for short distances. We we
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: we mobile trot for shorting distances. If I do an outburst,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: it's got to be about four five steps, I gotta
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: shut it down. I immediately got to pull up because
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  Speaker 1: I have heard about to come right after that. Don't
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: hurt nothing, don't pull anything. Uh, and Junior, what about you?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather never age physically or mentally? No? Mentally
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: I want to be mentally, but physically it ain't working
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: for me. Now. I'm just in there. I'm ending him,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: but ain't. Ain't nothing happening in there, Tommy quickly physically okay, okay,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you. That's our round developing physically
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: where he've been done. Then we'll be back with our
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: last break up the day and closing. You're listening to right, Steve,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: here we are. It's good. It's been a good Day's
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: a good day. It's been a good day, Steve. I
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: know you have some inspiring words to leave us with today.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: You know, I got up yesterday and um, I was
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: about to do my morning meditation, and something told me
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: to just turn the TV on and look for Joel Olstein.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't turn the TV on because that's
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  Speaker 1: my meditational time. So I turned it on and I
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: thumbed through and I found Joel Olstein right at eight
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: o'clock out in La. It was right at the exact moment,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: and I was there in time for the joke that
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: he does and a little funny thing he starts off
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: his service. And I was listening. He was talking about something, man,
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  Speaker 1: that really struck a chord with me, and I think
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: has affected all of us at one point in time
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: in our life. And I wanted to share it with you, man,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: because it was so helpful to me. He was talking
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: about bitterness. He was talking about not allowing bitterness to
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: take hold in your life. He said the problem with
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: bitterness is that the longer you hold on to it,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: the harder it is to get rid of. And what
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: the basic thing in his sermon was, and I'm just
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: paraphrasing everything he was asking everybody, instead of holding on
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: to bitterness, you've got to learn to ask God to
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: help you forgive more quickly. You've got to start asking
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: God to help you let it go, because if you don't,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: it just attaches itself to you, and bitterness shows up everywhere.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: It's a funny thing, man, because I was thinking, I said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really a bitter person. This ain't for me.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Oh man. As I listened he was talking about because
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: bitterness shows up everywhere. You Ever been angry because a
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: deal didn't go down. You Ever been angry or got
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: upset about a contract and it kind of bugged you
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: for a while. You ever been you ever see a
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: coworker and they just kind of rubbed you the wrong way?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: You know, maybe they fronted you in front of others.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: You gotta remember something about a bitterness, man, Bitterness is
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  Speaker 1: it's a root r oot. Bitterness is a root. You
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: can't see roots because roots are underground, but roots anchor
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  Speaker 1: the tree and the bush and and and and and
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  Speaker 1: and the roots are under the ground. And bitter roots
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: make bitter fruit. If if a tree has bitter roots,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: it's gonna produce bitter fruit. So what he was saying
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: the whole time yesterday, but don't let mishaps and grudges
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: take root. Don't allow these stuffs to take root, because
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: you won't. You won't even be able to see it
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: and just be underground gathering strength and holding you down.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: And the roots, the root feeds a tree. The root
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: feeds the bush. And if you got bad roots down there,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: bitter roots don't free. Don't feed the tree good nutrients.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Bitter roots destroy. So when you're starting to feel some
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: type of resentment, you're holding a grudge. Maybe he left you.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: Maybe you got they told you they loved you and
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: it turned out they didn't. Maybe you got stuck with
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: the baby. Maybe your kids just weren't act right. Maybe
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: you just can't get past what your sibling did to
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: you a long time ago. Maybe your mama ain't been
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: a good mother to you. Maybe your father walked out.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe you just can't seem to get a break, so
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: you become bitter. You gotta ask God to help you
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: let that God. Man, you gotta ask God for some help. Man.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: You got to ask God to help remove the resentment.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Help remove the hatred, Help get rid of the jealousy.
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  Speaker 1: Help you start feeling like, oh, so what they treated
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: you unfair? You gotta get rid of that man. You
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: can't keep holding on to the wrong things. You're contaminating
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: your roots, and your roots is contaminating your tree. When
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  Speaker 1: you hang on to that jealousy of resentment to another person,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: You're not hurting that other person, You're hurting your tree.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Your roots is feeding you the wrong types of nutrients. See,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: the problem with bitterness is it takes you away from God,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: who who God created you to be. God created all
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  Speaker 1: of us in his image, all of us. He created
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  Speaker 1: us for greatness. He created us to be dreamers. He
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: created us to be social people who help others, who
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: helped them less fortunate, created us to be powerful. God
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  Speaker 1: made us to be joyous, to be creative, to be strong.
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  Speaker 1: That's who you were born to be. But when you
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: get become bitter, you start renaming yourself. So now you're
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: not this strong, courageous, powerful, joyous, creative person anymore now
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: because you this. I'm broken. They broke my heart. I
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: can't get over it. I lost my mama. I'll never
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: be the same. This man left me. All men are dogs.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: I'm bitter. I'm lost. Nah, man, that's not your name.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: You got to reclaim the name. You were created in
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: God's image. Now, don't let bitterness. Don't let your break up,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: your divorce, your bad childhood, your lost business, your bad parents.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Don't let none of them rob you of your destiny.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: Get rid of the bitterness is spoiling your roots and
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: is spoiling the fruit from the tree. Those are my
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: closer remarks. That's what I learned. I just wanted to share.
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