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- 0:02Speaker 1: Come on, I sure will come on and everybody you're
- 0:10Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on, dig me now, one
- 0:14Speaker 1: and only, Steve Harvey, I got a radio show. What
- 0:19Speaker 1: a blessing? This is bed just an unforeseen blessing. Man.
- 0:25Speaker 1: You know, you never know? Can I tell you the truth?
- 0:26Speaker 1: You know, when I first got into radio, a lot
- 0:29Speaker 1: of my friends and associates, h they started spreading the
- 0:35Speaker 1: rumor that, you know, Steve Donne he out you know,
- 0:39Speaker 1: he ain't on TV. He you know, he ain't trying
- 0:43Speaker 1: to do movies out here, he didn't fell off, he
- 0:46Speaker 1: had DJ and uh yeah, I mean, you know we're
- 0:50Speaker 1: getting back because eventually somebody gonna say, yes, so and
- 0:53Speaker 1: so said you wasn't doing good? You all right? You
- 0:56Speaker 1: know I've never felt like I wasn't all right, But
- 0:59Speaker 1: that's that's other people. But what they didn't know, and
- 1:04Speaker 1: what I didn't really really know, I was hoping. I
- 1:08Speaker 1: felt comfortable about it. But what they did not know
- 1:11Speaker 1: was God's plan for me. What they did not know
- 1:14Speaker 1: that what God was going to do for me. What
- 1:17Speaker 1: they didn't know what how God was going to show
- 1:19Speaker 1: out for me. And so it's turned into this I
- 1:24Speaker 1: don't I don't rub it in anybody's face. I don't say, hey,
- 1:26Speaker 1: you see me now, But it just makes me understand
- 1:29Speaker 1: a little bit more. It really ain't man as God,
- 1:32Speaker 1: as you and God. It's just you and God. So
- 1:35Speaker 1: here's a deal to day I want. I wanted to
- 1:37Speaker 1: kind of go over something people ask me all the time.
- 1:40Speaker 1: They say, Steve, how do you do all the things
- 1:43Speaker 1: you do in the course of a day. You do this,
- 1:45Speaker 1: you do this, you do this, and you do this. Okay,
- 1:48Speaker 1: you're ready. Here's the secret. Here's the secret. This is
- 1:52Speaker 1: I'm not This is not fooling around or nothing. Here
- 1:55Speaker 1: is the thing I care about every minute of the day.
- 2:03Speaker 1: I actually allocate every minute of the day. I have
- 2:11Speaker 1: a plan that I recognized the night before, the week before,
- 2:17Speaker 1: the month before, the year before, the two year before.
- 2:23Speaker 1: I got something I want to accomplish in three years,
- 2:25Speaker 1: in five years, and ten years. I talk about it
- 2:28Speaker 1: all the time, but when you break it down, like
- 2:31Speaker 1: I always say, inch by inch, anything's essential. I got
- 2:34Speaker 1: it broken down to what's going to happen tomorrow, and
- 2:38Speaker 1: I've even got it broken down to what's going to
- 2:40Speaker 1: happen every hour that I'm awake and then I break
- 2:45Speaker 1: that even down a little bit further. I care about
- 2:48Speaker 1: every minute of the day. Okay, Steve, how can you
- 2:51Speaker 1: care about it every minute to day? Okay? Here's the deal.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Some people have it locked in their mind that I'm
- 3:00Speaker 1: gonna get up, I'm gonna go to work, and when
- 3:03Speaker 1: I get off work, as soon as I get off work,
- 3:06Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to happy hour, I'm gonna stop by
- 3:08Speaker 1: the ball, I'm gonna go buy the club, I'm gonna
- 3:12Speaker 1: go get a bill, I'm gonna do one. I'm gonna chill. Okay. Now,
- 3:17Speaker 1: let me ask yourself, if you are not where you
- 3:22Speaker 1: want to be in life, why are you chilling all
- 3:27Speaker 1: the time every day? Is that necessary? Is that gonna
- 3:35Speaker 1: get you where you want to be any faster? Or
- 3:38Speaker 1: does it move you any closer? And the answer is
- 3:41Speaker 1: just flat out and no. Let me give you an
- 3:43Speaker 1: example of what I'm talking about. Let's say you have
- 3:45Speaker 1: a trip that you're gonna take. Let's say you in
- 3:49Speaker 1: New York and you want to go to California. I
- 3:53Speaker 1: don't know exactly how many miles that is, two three
- 3:56Speaker 1: thousand miles something like that. I don't know how many
- 4:00Speaker 1: days that I actually take you, But I think three days,
- 4:03Speaker 1: four tops of steady driving. You know rest, you know
- 4:07Speaker 1: where you got to, but you can be there in
- 4:10Speaker 1: three days if you drive. Why would you have a
- 4:17Speaker 1: goal to go to New York? From New York to
- 4:20Speaker 1: LA realizing how many miles it is? Somebody hadn't told you,
- 4:24Speaker 1: because see, whatever you're trying to be, somebody hadn't been
- 4:26Speaker 1: that before you. Now somebody told you how many miles
- 4:30Speaker 1: it was to that? And why would you get off
- 4:34Speaker 1: on all the rest stops? Why would you get off
- 4:39Speaker 1: to have ice cream every time you see the ice cream?
- 4:42Speaker 1: Why would you get off at the food center every
- 4:45Speaker 1: time you saw food? So why would you get off
- 4:48Speaker 1: for gas every time you saw the gas sign. You
- 4:52Speaker 1: don't need gas every time you see the gas sign.
- 4:56Speaker 1: You ain't got to have an ice cream sign just
- 4:59Speaker 1: because they put it out there. And you ain't got
- 5:01Speaker 1: to stop at the fast food restaurant just because it's
- 5:04Speaker 1: at the next exit two exits down and the billboard
- 5:07Speaker 1: is attractive to you. If you're going somewhere, why don't
- 5:12Speaker 1: you go ahead and get there? See too many times, man,
- 5:17Speaker 1: people want to stop at the rest area, enjoy the sights,
- 5:20Speaker 1: look at this scenery. Now, I'm not saying you're not
- 5:22Speaker 1: supposed to enjoy life as you go along, But if
- 5:24Speaker 1: you ain't where you wanna be, why don't you go
- 5:27Speaker 1: on and get there? See you, you cannot, you cannot
- 5:31Speaker 1: keep playing all the time and expect to see the results.
- 5:35Speaker 1: You've got to get committed to what you want. Look, man,
- 5:39Speaker 1: this life will be whatever you want to make it
- 5:41Speaker 1: to be. You know, if you don't have no you
- 5:43Speaker 1: look around and you ain't got nothing. Ay man, it
- 5:46Speaker 1: really ain't nobody's fault now. But if you're not where
- 5:49Speaker 1: you wanna be, why aren't you go on and get there?
- 5:51Speaker 1: Stop resting all the time. You don't need to chill
- 5:55Speaker 1: every day. Be about your business man, have a sense
- 5:58Speaker 1: of urgency about yourself, your future, your legacy, your children,
- 6:02Speaker 1: the people as responsible. But that the you know, the
- 6:05Speaker 1: people you're responsible for, developed a sense of urgency. Here.
- 6:08Speaker 1: You just cannot, I repeat, you cannot just lollygag your
- 6:14Speaker 1: way through life and then look up now you farty
- 6:17Speaker 1: fifty sixty and you ain't got nothing, and you send
- 6:20Speaker 1: up being going wow. Man, But look back at your
- 6:22Speaker 1: life and all the years you toast it. I mean,
- 6:27Speaker 1: you cook some years doing nothing. Oh man, how many
- 6:33Speaker 1: times man, have we done this to ourself? Because I
- 6:35Speaker 1: did it to me. We spent all of my I
- 6:40Speaker 1: spent all of my thirties making up for my twenties.
- 6:48Speaker 1: I spent all I spent thirty one, thirty two, thirty three,
- 6:52Speaker 1: thirty four, thirty five through sixty seventh through eight thirty
- 6:55Speaker 1: nine forty. I spent all ten of them years making
- 7:00Speaker 1: up for my twenties, dropping out of college, when I
- 7:03Speaker 1: dropping out, flunking out of college, the failed up carpet
- 7:07Speaker 1: cleaning business, the insurance failures, the restaurant, the carpet cleaning company,
- 7:16Speaker 1: the stint at Ford, the stint at Lincoln Electric, General Electric. Man,
- 7:24Speaker 1: I was just beating myself up. Gotta go to the club.
- 7:29Speaker 1: Quarter Century Club open up down there on Sea, though
- 7:32Speaker 1: VAL's Party Center was open. I had to be at
- 7:35Speaker 1: all of them. I had to be Spats, had to
- 7:39Speaker 1: be at Spats Man. I'm out here, gambling man, out
- 7:43Speaker 1: of Thistle Down Racetrack. I'm just out here, just hopping in,
- 7:46Speaker 1: hustling man, just blowing my twenties. I spent all my
- 7:49Speaker 1: thirties making up for that. Man, If I only knew
- 7:53Speaker 1: then what I know now how many times you didn't
- 7:55Speaker 1: said that. If you ain't where you if you if
- 7:57Speaker 1: you're not where you trying to get too, why aren't
- 8:01Speaker 1: you gone and get there? Stop stopping at all the
- 8:05Speaker 1: rest areas. Stop stopping at all the gas stations. There
- 8:08Speaker 1: don't no car burn that much gas where every time
- 8:10Speaker 1: you see a gas station you got to pull in.
- 8:13Speaker 1: Come on, man, put your head down by your head
- 8:17Speaker 1: and grind. Now. People say, well, what about sleep? Okay,
- 8:23Speaker 1: let's let's quickly cover this right here. For people who
- 8:27Speaker 1: care very deeply about sleep, you're not going to be successful.
- 8:33Speaker 1: Sleep cannot mean more than being awake when you sleep. Man,
- 8:41Speaker 1: well what about your rest? Get your rest. I'm not
- 8:44Speaker 1: saying you're not supposed to rest, but you ain't got
- 8:46Speaker 1: to sleep eight hours a day. You ain't got to
- 8:48Speaker 1: sleep ten hours a day. You ain't got to be
- 8:51Speaker 1: in bed at ten and up at eight. You ain't
- 8:53Speaker 1: got to do that. Man, Your body don't need ten
- 8:56Speaker 1: hours sleep. Your body really don't need eight hours sleep.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Quiet as it's kept me. Let me tell you the truth.
- 9:01Speaker 1: If you ain't where you want to be, why don't
- 9:03Speaker 1: you gone and get that? You ain't gonna get that sleep.
- 9:06Speaker 1: I don't care what people tell you. Look, man, he
- 9:08Speaker 1: would look. You can talk to a bunch of non
- 9:10Speaker 1: successful people if you want to. They got a whole
- 9:13Speaker 1: lot of rules for you that don't make no sense.
- 9:16Speaker 1: You know, gotta have a plan. B who told you that?
- 9:21Speaker 1: You know? Suddenly you gotta have eight to ten hours sleep? Okay,
- 9:26Speaker 1: look at what they have now, listen to them. If
- 9:29Speaker 1: they have what you want to have, listen to them.
- 9:32Speaker 1: If your boss is in the car that you want
- 9:35Speaker 1: to follow your boss home one day, If he's in
- 9:37Speaker 1: the car you've always dreamed of being here, If he
- 9:39Speaker 1: pulls up at the house you've always dreamed of owning,
- 9:43Speaker 1: then that's where you need to be. But guess what,
- 9:47Speaker 1: he not gonna hire you over him. He not gonna
- 9:52Speaker 1: let you have his job. So when you think that
- 9:54Speaker 1: position available, But if that ain't the car you always
- 9:57Speaker 1: dreamed of having, and that ain't the car and that's
- 10:00Speaker 1: used me, and that ain't the house you want to
- 10:01Speaker 1: pull up in for the rest of your life, you
- 10:03Speaker 1: got to move on, man. You got to get to
- 10:06Speaker 1: where you're going. If you ain't where you want to be,
- 10:07Speaker 1: why don't you going and get that stop resting and
- 10:10Speaker 1: chilling man, and concentrate on grinding quick caring about sleep
- 10:14Speaker 1: so much, and just get yourself some rest and then
- 10:17Speaker 1: get back up and get at it. That's how you
- 10:20Speaker 1: get it, folks. If you got another way, please email
- 10:23Speaker 1: me Steve Harvey dot com. The email bag is open.
- 10:25Speaker 1: I'm always interested in here another way where I could
- 10:28Speaker 1: slow it down. Thank you, you're listening. Eighteen minutes after that,
- 10:43Speaker 1: I we're welcome to the ride. Y'all to Steve Harvey
- 10:45Speaker 1: Morning Show. I have an announcement the show. It's back.
- 10:49Speaker 1: The show is back and coming up short. No, we're
- 10:53Speaker 1: going back on track what we used to do. Ain't
- 10:55Speaker 1: taking them my phone calls. I don't care how you
- 10:57Speaker 1: feel about me no more. Do whatever you want to do,
- 11:00Speaker 1: make the necessary adjustments. Because I have. God has blessed me.
- 11:04Speaker 1: I'm moving forward. I'm going on. Everybody that loved me.
- 11:08Speaker 1: Thank you. Everybody prayed for me, Thank me. Everybody understand
- 11:12Speaker 1: Thank you, everybody that supports my family speaks up on
- 11:16Speaker 1: my behalf. Thank you. I have learned something. Hate is loud,
- 11:22Speaker 1: but love is stronger. That's all I've come. I have
- 11:26Speaker 1: learned that lesson well, and so thank you for the love. Well,
- 11:30Speaker 1: let's move on there. I like it. Thank you, y'all
- 11:35Speaker 1: feeling today? Oh good, I'm finning just do ignorant today.
- 11:40Speaker 1: It's the first of February, right, very short month, and
- 11:44Speaker 1: next week we're gonna be launching the new show. Okay,
- 11:49Speaker 1: all new show. Black History Month, Steve. But it used
- 11:53Speaker 1: to be a week. Now it's a month, Black History Month. Yeah, yes,
- 11:58Speaker 1: a month we're gonna be doing. Young people didn't know that.
- 12:00Speaker 1: They were like what that it used to be a week.
- 12:03Speaker 1: We only had a week to celebrate Black History. So
- 12:07Speaker 1: in light of all Black History Month, we're going to
- 12:09Speaker 1: be doing because there's so much on TV to get
- 12:12Speaker 1: you know, we'll do some serious stuff too, but we're
- 12:15Speaker 1: gonna be doing little known Black history facts on our show,
- 12:22Speaker 1: stuff that you did not know. Oh yeah, we're getting
- 12:24Speaker 1: back to the real show now. Then you do that
- 12:28Speaker 1: back in the saddle, Get ready to shake your head. Yeah,
- 12:32Speaker 1: the same, like a saddle of things. That's what we do. Keep.
- 12:39Speaker 1: My biggest Black History fact of all was hidden Figures.
- 12:43Speaker 1: That was mine to me about not hidden anymore. Yes, yes, really,
- 12:51Speaker 1: I was so upset. I'm sewing some more out there.
- 12:54Speaker 1: We don't know about it. I'm sure you're right. Unbelievable. Yeah,
- 12:58Speaker 1: great movie though, Yep, we're gonna we're gonna drop y'all
- 13:01Speaker 1: of jewel this morning. Only that's not a little known
- 13:04Speaker 1: black history of fact. Y'all don't know nothing. But oh yeah,
- 13:08Speaker 1: I was like, look forward to to hearing those. Okay,
- 13:13Speaker 1: you do, surely, just as silly. It's the highlight of
- 13:21Speaker 1: my morning in the month of February. Bring it on myself, going, really,
- 13:28Speaker 1: you're kidding. I didn't know that, Steve. You're not jet lag.
- 13:33Speaker 1: You're getting your groove back. You're back from the Phillips. No,
- 13:36Speaker 1: I don't really do jet lag. I don't really do that.
- 13:39Speaker 1: You sound lighter though you do. No, I mean you know,
- 13:41Speaker 1: I just told it here to jet lag. I don't
- 13:43Speaker 1: have time for that. Well, people are crab I remember
- 13:47Speaker 1: a while ago you said, when you go to a
- 13:50Speaker 1: different country and their time zone is different, you just
- 13:53Speaker 1: make the necessary adjustments and keep it moving. I'm just
- 13:56Speaker 1: going to do it this daytime now. But you lost today. Yeah,
- 14:02Speaker 1: I lost a whole day. I left thirty. I just
- 14:06Speaker 1: woke up. It was sadday. What happened to my Friday? Weekend.
- 14:15Speaker 1: I had a short weekend. Then while you know, like
- 14:20Speaker 1: I said, you know, we actually taped Miss Universe Monday
- 14:23Speaker 1: morning in the Philippines. It was Monday morning at eight o'clock.
- 14:26Speaker 1: The girls had to be there at three thirty from makeup,
- 14:28Speaker 1: hair all that. But it's aired here Sundnday night, yeah
- 14:32Speaker 1: at seven, ye right, but we were like doing it
- 14:38Speaker 1: at eight and it was live. It was crazy. The
- 14:41Speaker 1: girls had to be there three thirty in the morning.
- 14:44Speaker 1: Miss curious ole Man. I felt so sorry for her.
- 14:46Speaker 1: She was walking out and I stopped her. Beautiful girl, tall,
- 14:51Speaker 1: lord him, mercy, gorgeous, and she was just crying. I said,
- 14:55Speaker 1: hold on, I said what you're doing? And she just
- 14:58Speaker 1: sobbing crying. I said, no, no, no, come back in here.
- 15:01Speaker 1: So I took her back in her dressing room where
- 15:03Speaker 1: all the girls said and I said it now, she
- 15:05Speaker 1: was the last one leaving. She was pulling her luggage.
- 15:08Speaker 1: She was struggling, so I got my assistant. I said, man,
- 15:11Speaker 1: come here, carry bags for she was struggling, trying to
- 15:13Speaker 1: get it over them hops and just crying. I said
- 15:16Speaker 1: sit down, and she said she was so hurt. I said,
- 15:20Speaker 1: you can't cry because you didn't win. I said, look,
- 15:23Speaker 1: you gotta look at the upside. I said, you can't cry.
- 15:25Speaker 1: She said, I'm not crying because I lost. I'm crying
- 15:28Speaker 1: because my country was counting on me. See last year,
- 15:32Speaker 1: miss Kiasile got in the top ten and they thought
- 15:36Speaker 1: this girl right here could win it for them, and
- 15:39Speaker 1: they wanted her to win it for the country so bad.
- 15:42Speaker 1: And she said, I've let so many people down. Oh,
- 15:45Speaker 1: and she was just crying. I got I got some tissues,
- 15:48Speaker 1: and I said what I said, listen to me, ill
- 15:51Speaker 1: of you? She twenty one, I said, I got daughter
- 15:53Speaker 1: twenty years old, said listen to me. You can't take
- 15:55Speaker 1: the weight of this country on your shoulders. I said,
- 15:58Speaker 1: that's not it. I said, you're being judged. It's a
- 16:01Speaker 1: subjective judging. This wasn't a math quiz or who got
- 16:06Speaker 1: to who know the answers fast? This wasn't jeopardy. This
- 16:10Speaker 1: was just, oh, we pick you, we picked her, We
- 16:14Speaker 1: picked her. It's eight eighty six women out here. I said,
- 16:18Speaker 1: come on now. So she got to listening to me.
- 16:21Speaker 1: And then you know, I told her some stuff about
- 16:24Speaker 1: losing and how many times out and lost, and you
- 16:27Speaker 1: got to pick her? So she got herself together. She
- 16:29Speaker 1: stopped crying. I said, don't don't get on that bus.
- 16:31Speaker 1: Let these girls see you crying like that. There was
- 16:34Speaker 1: a lot of girls crying, but you know I couldn't,
- 16:38Speaker 1: you know, I stopped at one girl. Man, she was
- 16:40Speaker 1: just heartbroken. I'm really I want to write a letter
- 16:45Speaker 1: to the Tourism board of Curius out and let them
- 16:48Speaker 1: know how really great of a person this girl was
- 16:52Speaker 1: because she was so hurt, because she wanted something for
- 16:56Speaker 1: her small island. Man, it was hazy, man, and uh,
- 17:02Speaker 1: I just felt really really badly for her. Why don't
- 17:05Speaker 1: you write a letter to the Tourism Columbia last because
- 17:12Speaker 1: they don't give a damn man. They killed me over there. Man,
- 17:16Speaker 1: that's one place that the Paget can never go. As
- 17:18Speaker 1: to Columbia. Well, the pageant can go, You just can't. Hey,
- 17:23Speaker 1: well I go. Well, let me go on and just
- 17:25Speaker 1: say this for you. I am the paget. Alright, alright, alright,
- 17:31Speaker 1: go on to Papa call and say what it is.
- 17:33Speaker 1: What it is, because the Ragings ain't never been this
- 17:35Speaker 1: happy before. And last night was soaring on Sunday, Sunday night,
- 17:41Speaker 1: whatever night that was. I don't know. I don't know
- 17:44Speaker 1: what the hell today is what Diday did day Friday?
- 17:47Speaker 1: Today's Wednesday, Sir, all right, when we come back from
- 17:49Speaker 1: the break at thirty four after the hour, Steve's something
- 17:52Speaker 1: funny coming up next. Well, it is the first day
- 17:56Speaker 1: of Black History Month, and Steve's little known Black History
- 17:59Speaker 1: months back Tommy. Tommy goes all right, all right, well
- 18:02Speaker 1: you're listening, all right, thirty four minutes after the hour,
- 18:07Speaker 1: we're back. When we come back, this will be our
- 18:10Speaker 1: first Now, these are comedic moments, folks, So we're not
- 18:14Speaker 1: taking a shot at black history. So if you politically correct,
- 18:18Speaker 1: this segment ain't for you. These are little facts. Oh man,
- 18:26Speaker 1: every time we do nah, man, I'm tired of this hill.
- 18:29Speaker 1: But you know, if I say something about this group
- 18:31Speaker 1: of people, you got a problem with that. I say
- 18:33Speaker 1: something about that group, you got problem with that? Man,
- 18:36Speaker 1: you know, man like doctor Phield told me. He wrote
- 18:38Speaker 1: me like it, he saying, Man, I'm so sick of
- 18:40Speaker 1: people everywhere trying to find the reason to get their
- 18:44Speaker 1: feelings hurt. Oh wow, wow, Doctor Fields, ain't number a
- 18:48Speaker 1: bunch of people trying to find something to get their
- 18:50Speaker 1: feelings hurt about it. So now whatever it is, man,
- 18:53Speaker 1: we do any damn jokes when we come back little
- 18:56Speaker 1: known facts of black history. Man, Yeah, whatever, that's a fact.
- 19:08Speaker 1: All right, here we go, we're back. We're back, Tommy.
- 19:11Speaker 1: You're gonna do our first ludar known black history moment.
- 19:15Speaker 1: All right, uncle, here it is. This is uh it
- 19:19Speaker 1: was at the mL K Park in Memphis. Uh. You
- 19:23Speaker 1: Legene Willcox and Bernadine will Cox um supposed to be sisters,
- 19:28Speaker 1: but now at the reunion found out that they daddy
- 19:33Speaker 1: Jerome will Cox is not Bernardine's daddy, but Kevin Barnard
- 19:40Speaker 1: will Cox Ell, which is jerme cup. All right, now
- 19:46Speaker 1: the problem is you. Lagene will Cox told Bernadine, I
- 19:51Speaker 1: knew you wasn't my damn sister. Bernadeane feelings was hurt.
- 19:55Speaker 1: And this is how ancestral dot com start. This is
- 20:07Speaker 1: how ancestry dot com that guy started found it right
- 20:13Speaker 1: there were hurt and crushed because she thought the Rome
- 20:18Speaker 1: was her daddy. Ancestry dot com was created by eu
- 20:22Speaker 1: Legene and Bernadine co another fascinated black history moment. That's amazing, man. Yeah,
- 20:33Speaker 1: we got a month long man, and y'all didn't even
- 20:37Speaker 1: know where it cames. It just popped up one day.
- 20:40Speaker 1: Who knew. Yeah, all right, here here's the second one
- 20:47Speaker 1: of the morning. Come on. One night after hosting showtime
- 20:54Speaker 1: at the Apollo, I was out on one twenty fifth
- 20:57Speaker 1: Street because I wanted to go out there and get
- 20:58Speaker 1: this rib sandwich this dude cooked, yeah in Hallom, and
- 21:03Speaker 1: these two brothers was outside. Just a fight broke out. Man,
- 21:08Speaker 1: I'm talking about. These two dudes was in his swinging
- 21:11Speaker 1: like they was in a Western saloon. Wow. And it
- 21:14Speaker 1: was because you know, a cab had came up and
- 21:17Speaker 1: the dude said it was his cab and the dude said, no,
- 21:21Speaker 1: it wasn't his gun. And they was just the fighting
- 21:22Speaker 1: and reading that to fight so hard because he it
- 21:24Speaker 1: was hard to get a cab in Hallom at night
- 21:27Speaker 1: like that. And they were just in that swinging their
- 21:30Speaker 1: ass off, and the dudes was going at it so hard,
- 21:35Speaker 1: and the ladies saying, why don't y'all stop fighting? Stop
- 21:38Speaker 1: fighting like this? It don't make no sense y'all in here.
- 21:41Speaker 1: Why don't y'all share a cab? And so the two
- 21:45Speaker 1: brothers got in the cab, just stopped fighting and got
- 21:49Speaker 1: in the cab. Now the two dudes fighting was Bert
- 21:54Speaker 1: Willis and was fighting Herbert Jackson, Herbert Burt and Herbert,
- 22:02Speaker 1: and the ass coupon went so hard. Bert beat Herbert
- 22:07Speaker 1: so bad and herbert last name started with an H.
- 22:13Speaker 1: So he had beat him so bad that the H
- 22:17Speaker 1: fell off his name and all you had left was Herbert,
- 22:22Speaker 1: and thus Uber was born. That's why we got That's
- 22:33Speaker 1: why we got Uber right now today. Did you know this, Colin?
- 22:39Speaker 1: Did you not commercials and didn't know it? You ain't
- 22:44Speaker 1: know that? That's where Uber come from. Bertillim Herbert asked
- 22:51Speaker 1: so bad in that cal Yeah, that he beat the
- 22:54Speaker 1: hell out of Herbert and the H fell off his
- 22:58Speaker 1: name and all was left with And that's how we
- 23:01Speaker 1: got Uber today. That's why y'all driving in Uber or
- 23:04Speaker 1: ask him over camp and learned so much on this
- 23:09Speaker 1: show these DeSUS little known black history moment, so we
- 23:14Speaker 1: didn't got ancestry dot com and wait till tomorrow, learned
- 23:20Speaker 1: some mo about little known black history fact. Okay, coming
- 23:30Speaker 1: up black, let's run that Frank back with the nephew.
- 23:33Speaker 1: What you got now you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 23:43Speaker 1: I'll get ready to coming up back to the top
- 23:45Speaker 1: miss and gonna be here with today's headline news. We're
- 23:47Speaker 1: getting ready. We're gonna run that prank back. Yes, sir,
- 23:52Speaker 1: can I paint your wife home? There's people need their
- 23:59Speaker 1: wine painting. M I don't know why I want girl. Hello, Hello,
- 24:14Speaker 1: I wish to speak with a mister. Please, Hello, sir.
- 24:20Speaker 1: My name is Sebastian. I am with the Art Institute,
- 24:24Speaker 1: and I wanted to give you a call about Um.
- 24:28Speaker 1: I have a huge showing coming up where I am
- 24:30Speaker 1: going to be displaying my portfolio and all of my
- 24:34Speaker 1: drawings within it. But I have one drawing that I
- 24:36Speaker 1: am looking to display that I have not put on
- 24:39Speaker 1: canvas yet, and I'm looking to take something of essence
- 24:44Speaker 1: to put on canvas. And I want to call you
- 24:46Speaker 1: about getting permissioned. Oh wait, hold on, dog, just to
- 24:48Speaker 1: stop you right now. I don't do that, all right.
- 24:50Speaker 1: I'm not a model. That's not my profession, So you
- 24:54Speaker 1: would not waste your time no more, you know what
- 24:55Speaker 1: I'm saying. Just no, go ahead, mister. I don't think
- 24:59Speaker 1: you understand that my showing is gonna have some very
- 25:02Speaker 1: important people there. I am, like I said before, with
- 25:06Speaker 1: Art Institute. Am I said, I don't do that. That's
- 25:10Speaker 1: not me. I mean, I hate you know what, would
- 25:12Speaker 1: you just calling folks up? You are solicitor or something.
- 25:15Speaker 1: I mean, y'all just randomly picking out folks and trying
- 25:17Speaker 1: to trying to get them the model of man. Sir mister. No,
- 25:21Speaker 1: I'm not just randomly calling people. I actually have done
- 25:24Speaker 1: research in order to get your number. What I'm doing
- 25:27Speaker 1: is I'm not calling you as f being a model
- 25:31Speaker 1: that I'm going to portray on canvas. But you have
- 25:34Speaker 1: something far more greater visually that I would like to
- 25:38Speaker 1: hold on Kansas. Now, you're married to your wife? Is
- 25:44Speaker 1: am I correct? The whole whoa whoa whoa dab no
- 25:47Speaker 1: for who is this seriously? Because I can get my number.
- 25:51Speaker 1: I know, I give my number because you're talking about
- 25:53Speaker 1: my wife and stuff. I know my wife. My name
- 25:56Speaker 1: is Sebastian. I am with Art Institute. What I'm trying
- 26:00Speaker 1: to do was capturing and mortalize the beauty of essence
- 26:04Speaker 1: on Canna Lize. Okay yo, for real, though, you just can't.
- 26:07Speaker 1: You don't talk about my wife all right, so I'm not.
- 26:11Speaker 1: I'm not calling in a negative manner towards your wife.
- 26:14Speaker 1: I want to I want to mortialize her and capture
- 26:18Speaker 1: her on cannavas the beauties that she beholds. I've seen
- 26:22Speaker 1: your wife several times, you guys reside, whoa, whoa, whoa,
- 26:26Speaker 1: you see my wife? But wait, what do you see
- 26:28Speaker 1: my wife at? Why are you? Why are you? Why
- 26:30Speaker 1: are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She she
- 26:32Speaker 1: shops on one hundred and twenty fifth Street in Hall,
- 26:34Speaker 1: and I've seen her so many times there, and she
- 26:37Speaker 1: holds all the beauty that an artist would like to
- 26:39Speaker 1: put on Kansas. Like I said before, I have a
- 26:42Speaker 1: huge showing in May. You're welcome to come out as well.
- 26:45Speaker 1: It's going to be so many important people there. But
- 26:47Speaker 1: I want to call and get permission from you about
- 26:50Speaker 1: painting your wife. No, you ain't got that permission. Play well,
- 26:53Speaker 1: you just can't. You just can't go around following my
- 26:56Speaker 1: wife and trying to mortialize or whatever. I just said.
- 26:59Speaker 1: Oh so so, But I would like to let you
- 27:02Speaker 1: know I have taken the liberty myself. I have painted
- 27:07Speaker 1: your wife's head. What Joe, you have lost your damn mind.
- 27:12Speaker 1: You can't be just walking around here Peyton, folks. Headed
- 27:15Speaker 1: you gotta get permission for that what's wrong with you?
- 27:17Speaker 1: But if you are crazy, you don't understand your wife
- 27:20Speaker 1: holds the essence that every artist wants. I don't care
- 27:23Speaker 1: what he holds. You can't be going around Peyton folks heads.
- 27:27Speaker 1: Is wrong with you, sir. That's the reason why I'm
- 27:30Speaker 1: calling trying to get permission from you. I, Sebastian, want
- 27:34Speaker 1: to put your wife on canvas because she holds the
- 27:36Speaker 1: essence that every artist wants to behold. She mortalized the
- 27:40Speaker 1: beauty of Canton. Oh whoa wa hold of God? Hold
- 27:42Speaker 1: of the hold of God. You're telling me you're walking
- 27:44Speaker 1: around column Peyton my wife's head, because is that? What
- 27:50Speaker 1: are you doing? Dude, little too, I'm only trying to
- 27:54Speaker 1: complete my portfolio. Oh no, your portfolio head. Listen it
- 27:58Speaker 1: is if I see my wife's head anywhere. I don't
- 28:01Speaker 1: care a new type of magazine. I don't care where
- 28:02Speaker 1: a bill or whether yo I'm gonna find yo. I'm
- 28:05Speaker 1: gonna whoop ya. Do you understand what I'm saying to you,
- 28:07Speaker 1: I'm gonna suit Did you you understand that, sir? I
- 28:10Speaker 1: don't want to have a duel with you, Sir. A duel,
- 28:14Speaker 1: he's a duel who they due what they do. In fact,
- 28:19Speaker 1: what name it's a bash ship? Who come name is?
- 28:23Speaker 1: That's a bashhiit? Sir? All I want to do is
- 28:26Speaker 1: paint your wife in her rawst and purest foe. That's all.
- 28:31Speaker 1: There's a law and purest for me. What do you want? Seriously?
- 28:35Speaker 1: I want to paint your wife. I want to paint
- 28:39Speaker 1: her in the nude. How don't you watch you my
- 28:44Speaker 1: nothing's right enough. That's what you should do. Tell me
- 28:48Speaker 1: where you as you want to paint something. I'll give
- 28:50Speaker 1: you something to pay. Tell me where you at? What
- 28:53Speaker 1: twenty fifth? Re meet on twenty fifth? That's what's up.
- 28:57Speaker 1: I want to whoop your re mee meet me, paint me,
- 29:01Speaker 1: paint me? You want your mind telling about you wanna
- 29:04Speaker 1: paint my wife in a new It's gonna take them brush.
- 29:07Speaker 1: She's a stick them up with your listen. She holds
- 29:10Speaker 1: the essence that every person should. I'll give up what
- 29:13Speaker 1: she hold asked. I'll give us your mind to ask
- 29:17Speaker 1: me some like that, Sir, I must ask you. Do
- 29:20Speaker 1: you think that you are the only person that has
- 29:23Speaker 1: seen your wife in the new Chili that has been
- 29:25Speaker 1: men before you to have seen her in the net
- 29:28Speaker 1: that for you and my wife ain't no more you
- 29:30Speaker 1: call my wife off? Is that what she's saying? Are
- 29:33Speaker 1: you calling my wife before you? I want to paint
- 29:36Speaker 1: my wife and the beauty that she bought and I cannabis.
- 29:40Speaker 1: Did you not understand? I just said, you know, I
- 29:44Speaker 1: told you meet me on the corner of one twenty
- 29:47Speaker 1: fifth and claim power. I got one more thing, I say,
- 29:52Speaker 1: wife's saying, said neshing, coming from the Steve harm In
- 29:57Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pay my your boy? What
- 30:04Speaker 1: what this is? This is nephew, This nephew timing for
- 30:08Speaker 1: the steam Harman Martin, Joe. No, oh oh man, y'all, man,
- 30:15Speaker 1: y'all yeah, I was moving to fushion. Man, dude, time
- 30:22Speaker 1: you've got me? Dog oh man, y'all got it was Sebastian.
- 30:27Speaker 1: Yet let you get some bashard. I was about to
- 30:32Speaker 1: move to y'all answer bashard. I was the paintbrushes and
- 30:38Speaker 1: now always about the paint autumn with yall. He told me, man,
- 30:43Speaker 1: he said, Man, he said he loved his wife. I said,
- 30:49Speaker 1: let me let me say this right now. Loves you.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Let me get one more thing from you. Man. One
- 30:58Speaker 1: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
- 31:02Speaker 1: in the land. Yeah. Man, it's Steve Harvey in the
- 31:05Speaker 1: Morning Show. Baby, did I make you proud? Proud? Come
- 31:10Speaker 1: on now tell me that brother right there? Yeah, not
- 31:19Speaker 1: too much. That's how he's supposed to do. Or No,
- 31:21Speaker 1: that's how you're supposed to do. If you're gonna get
- 31:22Speaker 1: on somebody nerves another day's skin, that's how you do it,
- 31:26Speaker 1: all right. What's the worst lie you have been told
- 31:29Speaker 1: to impress a date? That's our question of the day.
- 31:32Speaker 1: What's the worst lie you ever told to impress a date?
- 31:35Speaker 1: Eight seven seven, twenty ninety Leaders Food Love, mhmm. You're
- 31:39Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Miss and is
- 32:04Speaker 1: here with today's headline news. Good morning, miss Anne, Good
- 32:08Speaker 1: morning Steve. Everybody out there. Shirley Collas mad good morning.
- 32:11Speaker 1: This is entered with the news. Well, President Trump has
- 32:14Speaker 1: announced his pick for Supreme Court justice, and he says
- 32:17Speaker 1: he's falling through with what he said while he was
- 32:19Speaker 1: running for the White House. I promised to select someone
- 32:21Speaker 1: who respects our laws and is representative of our constitution
- 32:27Speaker 1: and someone who interpret them, has written. Millions of voters
- 32:31Speaker 1: said this was the single most important issue to them
- 32:35Speaker 1: when they voted for me for president. Today, I am
- 32:39Speaker 1: keeping another promise to the American people by nominating Judge
- 32:44Speaker 1: Neil Gorsich of the United States Supreme Court to be
- 32:49Speaker 1: of the United States Supreme Court. Not exactly, Judge Neil
- 32:53Speaker 1: Gorsich currently sits on the US Court of Appeals. He
- 32:56Speaker 1: was appointed by George Bush. The Democratic National Committee considers
- 32:59Speaker 1: him quote a right wing ideologue. As I said yesterday,
- 33:02Speaker 1: Republicans would need eight Democrats to vote with them to
- 33:05Speaker 1: put Gorsage on the High Court. So stay tuned. The
- 33:07Speaker 1: Democrats are still smarting over how the Republicans treated President
- 33:10Speaker 1: Obama's nominee for the High Court back in February. They
- 33:13Speaker 1: ignored him, didn't even bring the judge in for questioning.
- 33:17Speaker 1: So yeah, so they was stalling and stalling, and they said,
- 33:20Speaker 1: let's stall and see if we get a Republican president.
- 33:22Speaker 1: And of course they did get their Christmas wish. Get this.
- 33:25Speaker 1: Two American basketball players, Joseph Jones and JP Prince, they're
- 33:29Speaker 1: members of a super league in Iran. Anyway, they're stranded
- 33:32Speaker 1: in Dubai, where they went with their teammates for like
- 33:34Speaker 1: a vacation or something. Because President Trump signed that executive
- 33:38Speaker 1: order barring citizens and refugees of you know, the seven countries,
- 33:41Speaker 1: including Iran entry to the US or what Iran did.
- 33:44Speaker 1: We'll say, okay, we're not gonna let any Americans in
- 33:46Speaker 1: our country. So I mean, ordinarily would say, well, how
- 33:49Speaker 1: many Americans want to go there? However, the two basketball players,
- 33:52Speaker 1: because they're Americans, cannot get back into Iran, So they're
- 33:55Speaker 1: stranded in Dubai for now. And I guess they're going
- 33:58Speaker 1: to be spending their own money until they're able to back. Yeah.
- 34:01Speaker 1: Also those criticizing the refugee band, CEO of Starbucks, Howard Schultz,
- 34:05Speaker 1: in an open letter to employee Schultz is pledging to
- 34:07Speaker 1: hire ten thousand refugees at the coffee chain stores worldwide,
- 34:11Speaker 1: promising to hire and train those who work with the
- 34:13Speaker 1: US government as interpreters or support personnel. Some folks are
- 34:17Speaker 1: now calling for a boycott of Starbucks because the CEO
- 34:20Speaker 1: supports the refugees. I don't know how that's going. Meanwhile,
- 34:23Speaker 1: some other companies have issued statements also rebuking Trump's immigration band.
- 34:27Speaker 1: So guess who's coming to Sunday Night TV. I guess
- 34:30Speaker 1: you guys have heard It's Oprah Winfrey, Oprah Winfrey. That's right.
- 34:35Speaker 1: CBS says that the world renowned a broadcaster, producer, actress,
- 34:39Speaker 1: cable TV network owner, and philanthropists going to become a
- 34:41Speaker 1: special contributor to sixty Minutes. You're gonna have like special
- 34:45Speaker 1: little segment. And miss Fringtfley scheduled to make her very
- 34:47Speaker 1: first appearance on the legendary show this fall. And finally,
- 34:51Speaker 1: everybody today is National Women and Girls in Sports Day,
- 34:54Speaker 1: National Car Insurance Day, and girls get ready to swing
- 34:58Speaker 1: those hips because it's National Hula the COOLi Day behind. Oh,
- 35:10Speaker 1: I heard my hip. Back to the Steve Harvey Boarding Show.
- 35:14Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Missaying. Let's go to the phone, Shirley,
- 35:17Speaker 1: who we got? Okay, all right, let's go to line
- 35:19Speaker 1: one Steve and talk to um Dorothy out of Arizona. Dorothy, Yeah,
- 35:26Speaker 1: am I bothering? You? Don't like you're on her nerves? Yeah?
- 35:32Speaker 1: I think? Yeah, huh okay, doth think. The question is
- 35:38Speaker 1: what's the worst lie you've ever told somebody you was dating.
- 35:44Speaker 1: The worst lie I told somebody was I was a supermother.
- 35:48Speaker 1: I told somebody use a supermodel before he stopped talking.
- 35:56Speaker 1: Before you look at it, y'all just what moments before?
- 36:02Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, miss Dorothy. How tall are
- 36:04Speaker 1: you on? Five feet five six? Yeah? Five feet? Oh,
- 36:10Speaker 1: five feet? And let me ask you something at the time,
- 36:14Speaker 1: how much did you wait, missus Dorothy? All the time?
- 36:17Speaker 1: I was once point two one twenty two. Okay, one
- 36:21Speaker 1: point two one twenty can't you want to stand anyone talking? No, no,
- 36:28Speaker 1: ma'am I'm from Africa. No, me too, But I know
- 36:34Speaker 1: if I can't know, I work on my No, I'm
- 36:37Speaker 1: not working much trying too. You're not working on yours,
- 36:41Speaker 1: miss story. I'm trying to watch on mom. She's beautiful.
- 36:46Speaker 1: And I tell you what Steve Harry, Yeah, yes, ma'am, girl,
- 36:52Speaker 1: you better watch yourself. Listened so good wool man. Oh no,
- 36:59Speaker 1: thank you jeesus. Yeah, what she's saying, she said, thank you,
- 37:03Speaker 1: gust talk today. Oh, this is the best I ever
- 37:11Speaker 1: have come on And this is the best day for
- 37:14Speaker 1: me because I've never talked to a five foot super
- 37:16Speaker 1: mom before, so we all haven't quite a day. That's
- 37:21Speaker 1: an amazing baby. That's hot. Right. If they could have
- 37:27Speaker 1: seen you coming down that runway, if they could have
- 37:30Speaker 1: seen you, it would have been something else. You must
- 37:34Speaker 1: have been behind that tall girl, because we missed you.
- 37:39Speaker 1: It showed been a pleasure talk. Hey, what proud of Africa?
- 37:42Speaker 1: Are you from Liberia? I want to go there sometimes
- 37:47Speaker 1: I haven't been a beautiful country. I know they loved
- 37:50Speaker 1: me over there. I'm Africa. I'm I'm right up in there.
- 37:54Speaker 1: That's that's what I'm gonna have to move to. Yeah,
- 37:56Speaker 1: if I go see Trump one more time, that's what
- 37:58Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to move. You gotta go over here.
- 38:03Speaker 1: I don't understand the damn thing. Thank you, missus. Dorothy.
- 38:08Speaker 1: Now coming up at eighteen after the hour, the butcher
- 38:10Speaker 1: Fly Eugene is here with his butcher Fly blog. You're
- 38:15Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, y'all coming up next,
- 38:20Speaker 1: he's here. Butterfly got the blog or whatever he called it.
- 38:25Speaker 1: And I don't know what he's gonna talk about. Don't
- 38:27Speaker 1: worry about. Well, this would be here his first one
- 38:30Speaker 1: of Black History months. No, he don't need to talk
- 38:32Speaker 1: about this. Just lead that to me all. I really
- 38:36Speaker 1: don't know. He don't need to talk. But girl, you
- 38:39Speaker 1: know he decided about the super Bowl. You know that's
- 38:41Speaker 1: the thing. Right. Good morning, Good morning, Good morning, Stevens Amy,
- 38:48Speaker 1: Charley Carl like good morning to every wine in the building. Hello, hey,
- 38:52Speaker 1: butter fly, flutter flutter, flatter, flatter. M So here's the
- 38:57Speaker 1: deal the blog today is if you're going to the
- 39:01Speaker 1: super Bowl, which I am. You know I'm a Patriots fan,
- 39:04Speaker 1: then you're a boss. Should let you offer the rest
- 39:07Speaker 1: of the week. I am going, College's going and I'm
- 39:13Speaker 1: going as well, so we should be off the rest
- 39:15Speaker 1: of the week. Day is Wednesday. We shouldn't be working Thursday,
- 39:17Speaker 1: off Friday and ready to really do it the right way.
- 39:20Speaker 1: We should be off on Monday as well because we
- 39:22Speaker 1: have to recorporate rate after you know, the festivities. So
- 39:25Speaker 1: to my boss who stands for me, ask for me.
- 39:30Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead, I'm gonna ask. Okay, tell me wait.
- 39:33Speaker 1: Be nice. When you want something from your boss, you
- 39:36Speaker 1: have to come ye, lucid nicely. Watch your tongue, yeah,
- 39:40Speaker 1: watch your tongue and don't roll y'alls. Okay, okay, okay,
- 39:46Speaker 1: stand up straight. I'm gonna as my back. Um, Steve Harvey,
- 39:53Speaker 1: how great they are, the illustrious, splend different men of valor, courage, Um,
- 40:05Speaker 1: greatest entertainer of all times. I'm standing here before you
- 40:11Speaker 1: on behalf of myself and Carla Farrell. UM asking to
- 40:17Speaker 1: be off on Thursday, Friday and Monday so that we
- 40:21Speaker 1: can attend the famous Super Bowl game or Big Game
- 40:26Speaker 1: or whatever they call it. Um, it's gonna be going
- 40:29Speaker 1: on in Houston, Texas. So we ask you. Oh I'm
- 40:32Speaker 1: the great. Oh are you asking yourself? I'm asking for
- 40:38Speaker 1: Carla Farrell as well? But if you for herself, but
- 40:43Speaker 1: I'm talking about you, okay, okay, well don't don't mess
- 40:46Speaker 1: us up. For me, I'll talk to my abouts of
- 40:47Speaker 1: all time. Go ahead, this is just for you, Oh
- 40:49Speaker 1: great one, thou art listen to me, not the Wizard
- 40:53Speaker 1: of Oz. You can have the days off, thank you?
- 40:59Speaker 1: Oh my god, no problem. You can make you a shirt.
- 41:06Speaker 1: You might not have the money to make me a
- 41:07Speaker 1: shirt because you're taking off. You're gonna be without pay,
- 41:10Speaker 1: you doctor day coming to work? Now? Wait a minute, now, well,
- 41:18Speaker 1: if you don't come to work, you can't want to
- 41:20Speaker 1: get paid and go with you going? No? Can I
- 41:25Speaker 1: make it a sick day? Time? Can I make it
- 41:31Speaker 1: a sick day? Well, you don't have sick I'm getting
- 41:34Speaker 1: sick right now. Your contractor has some zero sick days.
- 41:40Speaker 1: Oh wow, the block problem you draw yourself at the
- 41:45Speaker 1: But I can't go down there without no problem. Well
- 41:48Speaker 1: you know, well you got money to go you you
- 41:50Speaker 1: ain't gonna have no when you come back, he just
- 41:58Speaker 1: go without not no, he can go with the money
- 42:01Speaker 1: that ain't got nothing to do with it. Your next check,
- 42:03Speaker 1: it wasn't gonna be shot. Yeah, I'm just curious, just mean,
- 42:07Speaker 1: so Carlor you got out and asking for y'all say,
- 42:10Speaker 1: just like the time, Now it's not the time. Carlin
- 42:13Speaker 1: has a different contract, Kent Corler can take off with
- 42:16Speaker 1: she actually get it clear, So great, boss, I can
- 42:21Speaker 1: be off to Oh absolutely yeah, but I would still
- 42:24Speaker 1: get paid right, still get paid it out down because
- 42:29Speaker 1: she has a different contract and a different attitude. I
- 42:33Speaker 1: have a very good at a very good attitude. And
- 42:35Speaker 1: I asked you so gracefully. I gave you a bunch
- 42:37Speaker 1: of I managed differently according to who the person is. Yeah,
- 42:42Speaker 1: I ain't got no set rude. You have to manage
- 42:45Speaker 1: everyone differently. You have to CEOs and managers. Yeah, yeah,
- 42:53Speaker 1: I ain't got no damn miney. You gotta have money going.
- 42:56Speaker 1: You ain't gonna hand know when you come. But I
- 42:58Speaker 1: have responsibility. I have to pay for different things for
- 43:01Speaker 1: that kind of back. I can't just go down the end.
- 43:03Speaker 1: Well then see you need to think about Well maybe
- 43:07Speaker 1: you wait to do this to me. Why don't you
- 43:09Speaker 1: just go to the super Bowl? On side? That game
- 43:13Speaker 1: is siddy. You're listening to morning show. All right, here
- 43:18Speaker 1: we go. We're gonna go to the phones. What's the
- 43:20Speaker 1: worst lie you've told to impress a date? Call us
- 43:23Speaker 1: eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. Let's go all right,
- 43:31Speaker 1: we're back. Let's go to the phone. Shirley, who you got.
- 43:34Speaker 1: Let's go to line Ford. Talk to Braxton out of
- 43:36Speaker 1: Tennessee Braxton, Braxton, Hey Braxton, all right, Braxton, what's the
- 43:42Speaker 1: worst lie you ever told? Why you're dating somebody? The
- 43:46Speaker 1: worst line? I told us that law graduated to my
- 43:53Speaker 1: and you graduated top of your class. Yeah, the law
- 43:58Speaker 1: at Harvard Law. Wow, here you tell laugh, And my
- 44:05Speaker 1: name was Braxton. I was kind of like a fan
- 44:06Speaker 1: of Jamie Fox went from I told him my name
- 44:10Speaker 1: was Braxton. P okay. I took her eyes, even changed
- 44:19Speaker 1: the voice I would talk to her. It was kind
- 44:22Speaker 1: of voice. So I was I interest myself as my
- 44:26Speaker 1: name is Braxton, how are you doing, He dropped it down. Yeah,
- 44:31Speaker 1: I changed my whole personality. Yes I didn't. How did
- 44:35Speaker 1: that work out for you? It worked out pretty well
- 44:37Speaker 1: about two years. Oh yeah, until it's a good little run.
- 44:41Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. Let me ask you something.
- 44:45Speaker 1: Are you an attorney? No, I'm not. I am. I
- 44:48Speaker 1: work for a loan company. But the whole time she
- 44:51Speaker 1: thought she was an attorney. Yes, she did, from Harvard
- 44:54Speaker 1: Law School at the top of his class. Two years.
- 44:57Speaker 1: What kind of la I'm man. She find out that
- 45:03Speaker 1: you were pretty proud of them. She found out base
- 45:07Speaker 1: because she followed me to work one day. Yeah, you
- 45:12Speaker 1: were leaving signs that you wasn't hark your ass hitting
- 45:15Speaker 1: that bank and got behind that telewinder. Yeah, looking, she
- 45:26Speaker 1: walked up to your one and handed you a deposited
- 45:28Speaker 1: little as it back at the court. Man. That's a
- 45:36Speaker 1: good one. I'm pretty proud of you on that one, man,
- 45:39Speaker 1: I wrote up in two years though, you can't be mad.
- 45:41Speaker 1: Are you guys still together? Braxton? No, I didn't think
- 45:45Speaker 1: so she followed him to the job. That's a good one.
- 45:48Speaker 1: That man. I was I told a girl and I
- 45:50Speaker 1: was home. I told girl I was rich. What how
- 45:53Speaker 1: I told a girl I was rich. I told I
- 45:55Speaker 1: was doing a documentary run what homeless people believe that
- 46:02Speaker 1: living in the car? Hell no, she didn't believe it.
- 46:04Speaker 1: I just told it to I try something, Okay, all right,
- 46:08Speaker 1: she didn't believe it. She asked me a bunch of questions.
- 46:10Speaker 1: She was smart, though, she was fine and smart. So
- 46:13Speaker 1: let me get this right. So this is just a documentary.
- 46:17Speaker 1: M So were you nervous, Steve at that? No, I
- 46:23Speaker 1: was sitting going, yeah, I've read it for you. I'm
- 46:25Speaker 1: pretty shop standing. Okay, Sherley, i'd have met you. We
- 46:30Speaker 1: had a we had a club. I'm talking. I told
- 46:33Speaker 1: you all, I'm doing a documentary on homeless people, and
- 46:38Speaker 1: I'm actually very wealthy. So what would you ask me?
- 46:42Speaker 1: Let me show you how? I answer? Okay, Well, who's
- 46:43Speaker 1: the documentary for television? Who's producing it? I am self produced,
- 46:52Speaker 1: I'm rich, I got money. Why? Why why are you
- 46:55Speaker 1: doing this? Well, you know, I just want to remember
- 46:57Speaker 1: where I come from. You know, I started off from
- 46:59Speaker 1: humble by unings, and so I just wanted to do
- 47:02Speaker 1: something that, you know, reminded me of that that I
- 47:04Speaker 1: would have for my children when they come of age
- 47:07Speaker 1: where they would always remember me. Man, have you shopped
- 47:10Speaker 1: it around? Has anyone expressed interest in airing? Oh? Absolutely absolutely.
- 47:15Speaker 1: You know it's gonna be a that's gonna be a
- 47:18Speaker 1: thing called HBO. Come on one day and I was,
- 47:22Speaker 1: you're listening morning show? I shall we back? Coming up
- 47:27Speaker 1: at top of that, we got to strip a letter?
- 47:29Speaker 1: But come on, food, what you got? I winna get
- 47:33Speaker 1: you one? Now? You ain't ready for this? Oh? Yes,
- 47:37Speaker 1: right here? Black history prank? Yeah, okay, maybe I need
- 47:42Speaker 1: to do a disclaimer. You're going there? Well, okay, black
- 47:46Speaker 1: people getting mad in it caught me niph you coon. Man,
- 47:50Speaker 1: It don't matter, man, let them get mad whatever. But
- 47:54Speaker 1: I nip you coon calls you though it wasn't even
- 47:56Speaker 1: nothing dead. Well let's hear the prank. We'll see. Well, hell,
- 48:03Speaker 1: hey dog, you wasn't hunker coon uncle coon, unca tom
- 48:08Speaker 1: over boy h I ain't even to listen to no
- 48:11Speaker 1: more ignorant as people in my life. Y'all are no
- 48:13Speaker 1: longer invited in my life. If you ignorant, be ignorant
- 48:16Speaker 1: over there by yourself. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
- 48:25Speaker 1: James James, please speaking, Hey James, how are you doing.
- 48:28Speaker 1: This is um Chad telling I'm calling from the from
- 48:32Speaker 1: the job. How are you tonight? I'm doing good? How
- 48:34Speaker 1: are you? I'm very good, very good giving you a call.
- 48:38Speaker 1: I'm actually the the regional manager over there over your department. Okay,
- 48:43Speaker 1: everything's all right? Huh So they suddenly I just want
- 48:46Speaker 1: to make sure I'm still coming to work tomorrow. Oh,
- 48:48Speaker 1: You're definitely definitely nothing like that. You're definitely coming to work. Now.
- 48:51Speaker 1: Who's your manager over at your office? Is it Bret
- 48:54Speaker 1: brench Right? Okay, Well, here's what we're doing, man. We're
- 48:58Speaker 1: calling everybody in the company, first of all, all today,
- 49:00Speaker 1: but more importantly, we're definitely making contact with every African
- 49:04Speaker 1: American in the company. And I'm letting you know that
- 49:06Speaker 1: we're paying homage and much respect to Black History Month. Outstanding.
- 49:12Speaker 1: That's something that we want to definitely let you guys
- 49:14Speaker 1: know that's important to us. I think that is outstanding.
- 49:18Speaker 1: How can I help Well, listen, we've got some things
- 49:20Speaker 1: that we want to do for tomorrow and that's the
- 49:22Speaker 1: reason why you're getting a call today. Are you up
- 49:25Speaker 1: for helping us, you know, really really push Black History
- 49:28Speaker 1: Month within the company. Chad, I'm a team player, whatever
- 49:31Speaker 1: it takes, let's get it done. Okay, good deal, Good deal.
- 49:34Speaker 1: Tell you what, here's what we're gonna do. We got
- 49:36Speaker 1: a lot of people that we've given a call to,
- 49:37Speaker 1: and everybody's gonna play different roles tomorrow at the office.
- 49:41Speaker 1: So we wanted to give you a call. Do you
- 49:43Speaker 1: mind if you're if you're really the team player that
- 49:46Speaker 1: we think you are, and I think you've you've already
- 49:49Speaker 1: made mention that you you don't mind doing what it takes.
- 49:51Speaker 1: I don't You're on the right track. Okay, good deal.
- 49:54Speaker 1: Here's what we're asking man. We would we would like
- 49:56Speaker 1: for you tomorrow to actually if you could find these
- 50:00Speaker 1: type of articles tonight, but if you could wear a
- 50:03Speaker 1: burlap shirt, some cutoff pants, and no shoes tomorrow, that
- 50:08Speaker 1: would really really help us out on the team that
- 50:10Speaker 1: we're trying to get going for tomorrow. Well, we'll chat.
- 50:14Speaker 1: I think I hurt you, but I'm not sure. Can
- 50:17Speaker 1: you please repeat that one more times? Leave? We want
- 50:19Speaker 1: you to wear a burlap shirt, some cutoff pants, and
- 50:24Speaker 1: just don't wear any shoes at all. That's the that's
- 50:26Speaker 1: the attire that we would like for you to come
- 50:28Speaker 1: into the office with. Tomorrow, brother, Yeah, yeah, and we're
- 50:33Speaker 1: gonna give it a man. Everyone's excited about it, and
- 50:36Speaker 1: we would like for you to come in tomorrow. Like
- 50:38Speaker 1: I said, we were chat chat let me let me,
- 50:40Speaker 1: let me, let me give you I mean, since we're
- 50:42Speaker 1: gonna celebrate black sish and let me give you one fat.
- 50:45Speaker 1: The year sixteen nineteen was the first African American slaves
- 50:50Speaker 1: arrived in Virginia. Today is Sundays twenty. Do you think
- 50:55Speaker 1: I do like that? I'm sorry I didn't. I didn't.
- 50:58Speaker 1: I didn't exactly hear what you said at the beginning.
- 51:00Speaker 1: What did you say, saver? We've been over with Ain't
- 51:03Speaker 1: no way in hell offing to come into the office here.
- 51:06Speaker 1: Whin't fun to close your mind? What's wrong with you?
- 51:08Speaker 1: Why you ask me to put on a baseball two
- 51:10Speaker 1: can come in as Jackie Robinson? Why he ask they
- 51:12Speaker 1: put on a two piece suit to come in as
- 51:14Speaker 1: heric holder? What the hell is wrong with y'all? Well,
- 51:16Speaker 1: what we want to do here, and I don't want
- 51:18Speaker 1: you to get upset about this, James. What we want
- 51:21Speaker 1: to do is be like you asking me to do
- 51:23Speaker 1: to be a slave. Well you know what I will do.
- 51:25Speaker 1: But I mean, we don't come up there. I will
- 51:28Speaker 1: come up there and uh pretend to be here and
- 51:30Speaker 1: here on your That's what I will do and show
- 51:33Speaker 1: you some real black power panther movement on your Would
- 51:37Speaker 1: you like that, sir? Sir? What we want to listen,
- 51:40Speaker 1: we're not here to create problems. What we want to
- 51:42Speaker 1: do is we want to we want to pay a
- 51:44Speaker 1: homed He will go home with a problem on a
- 51:46Speaker 1: ton of the drift as a slave. That's the problem.
- 51:49Speaker 1: That's problem. Okay, okay, sir. If we're gonna pay homage
- 51:53Speaker 1: to black history, don't you think that all of that
- 51:56Speaker 1: is a part of Black history? High life, a positive man,
- 52:00Speaker 1: highlight the positive. You're paying me the day to work
- 52:03Speaker 1: for you. This ain't no slave free labor. Do you
- 52:07Speaker 1: understand that? No, I completely understand it. But what if
- 52:11Speaker 1: we don't have where where it started from? You know,
- 52:15Speaker 1: we have to have we have to have all every
- 52:18Speaker 1: single area of black history. Don't you think we have
- 52:21Speaker 1: to have the beginning, the middle, end of the ending. Okay, Well,
- 52:24Speaker 1: if you want to highlight something, let me be Frederick Zellers.
- 52:26Speaker 1: Let me slick my ham back. But see the problem
- 52:28Speaker 1: you got with him or his father was a white man. See,
- 52:31Speaker 1: y'all like looking at our women, but y'all don't like
- 52:33Speaker 1: uplifting the black man. So how about I do that?
- 52:36Speaker 1: Let me be Frederick Zellers. That's how I like that, fass.
- 52:39Speaker 1: How about you, Chad, you like black women. I'm here
- 52:45Speaker 1: answer the question. I like all all, like all people, Sir.
- 52:49Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do is get a great, great
- 52:51Speaker 1: environment within the company, and everyone wants is not a
- 52:54Speaker 1: great vicers. Now, the majority of the of the Caucasian
- 52:57Speaker 1: people are gonna be masters tomorrow. Okay, what did you
- 53:01Speaker 1: say masters? Did you gonna say masters? Yes, most of
- 53:05Speaker 1: them are going to be masters tomorrow. I'm being there
- 53:08Speaker 1: with my attorney to master EOC lawsuit on your talk
- 53:12Speaker 1: about that, sir? Do you have a problem with us
- 53:15Speaker 1: trying to trying to uplift the black community? Do you
- 53:18Speaker 1: have a problem with that? Man? You ain't uplifting saying
- 53:22Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do. I'm coming in the
- 53:23Speaker 1: mars Barack Obama. But so you don't like to do you? Yeah,
- 53:27Speaker 1: we're running around. You'll want to get somebody to come
- 53:29Speaker 1: in to be a slave that you feel master, masters,
- 53:33Speaker 1: master me coming in as a black man like I've
- 53:35Speaker 1: been coming into working like I'm gonna forever coming into work.
- 53:38Speaker 1: We're a major farmer company, and you calling me on
- 53:41Speaker 1: a Sunday. What's like this? Are you watch your man? Sir? Sir?
- 53:45Speaker 1: What we're trying to do is uplift the black community.
- 53:48Speaker 1: That we're trying to do, sain't talking about slavery fift
- 53:52Speaker 1: Ain't kiss my black that's what you do, sir. I'm
- 53:57Speaker 1: trying to What we're trying to do is play a
- 53:59Speaker 1: homage Black history. And here you are being negative about
- 54:02Speaker 1: the entire entire situation of what we're trying to do.
- 54:06Speaker 1: Being negative. I'm being like, man, you I'm coming here
- 54:09Speaker 1: as Barack Obama to mar like I said, and I'm
- 54:12Speaker 1: a he I'm like, choose on my cap, sir. There's
- 54:17Speaker 1: there's one more thing I need to say to you, Okay,
- 54:20Speaker 1: there's one on my mind. I'm sorry you just said
- 54:24Speaker 1: all you had to say? What's your name again, Chad, Sir,
- 54:27Speaker 1: Chad Billingsley? What here you got to say? Chad? All
- 54:31Speaker 1: I wanted to say to you is this, sir, is
- 54:32Speaker 1: I am nephew Tomment from The Steve Alby Morton Show.
- 54:36Speaker 1: And you just got pranked by your co worker Kevin.
- 54:44Speaker 1: Had to be some kind of joke because y'all playing
- 54:47Speaker 1: on a sudden. Man, I'm gonna kid. I worded about
- 54:51Speaker 1: my job. I was getting ready to coming to to
- 54:53Speaker 1: mar and whoops from every wife boar. I thought looked
- 54:57Speaker 1: like a math And don't let me see a brother
- 54:59Speaker 1: dressed like flee here. Oh man, hey man, I gotta
- 55:06Speaker 1: ask you, man, you gotta tell me this. What is
- 55:08Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio station in
- 55:11Speaker 1: the land. Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
- 55:16Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Buckle up and hold
- 55:24Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you. Here it is
- 55:26Speaker 1: Strawberry letter subject he testified he was gay in church
- 55:32Speaker 1: right now. Good morning, she says, good morning to the
- 55:36Speaker 1: whole crew. Good morning, Steve, Shirley, Carla, Tommy, Eugene, and
- 55:40Speaker 1: miss Anne. I love you guys. Bring Eugene. I love
- 55:46Speaker 1: you guys. Steve. I've read your book and I've listened
- 55:49Speaker 1: to you on your show about dating. I am proud
- 55:52Speaker 1: to say that I have followed the ninety day rule
- 55:55Speaker 1: when dating a man. As a matter of fact, I've
- 55:58Speaker 1: been dating this guy for four months and there has
- 56:01Speaker 1: not been any sexual conduct contact. Well, I asked this
- 56:05Speaker 1: man to attend a church revival service with me at
- 56:08Speaker 1: my grandmother's church. My grandmother attends one of these country
- 56:12Speaker 1: holy ghost speaking in tongues churches that believes in going
- 56:15Speaker 1: down on your knees calling on Jesus until you foam
- 56:18Speaker 1: at the mouth. Okay, I must admit. The church service
- 56:24Speaker 1: was awesome. The spirit was flowing everywhere while the pastor
- 56:29Speaker 1: got up and asked if anyone had a fiery testimony,
- 56:32Speaker 1: had any fiery testimonies? Well, my man jumped up and
- 56:37Speaker 1: said I do. He yelled, I must tell of the
- 56:41Speaker 1: goodness of Jesus and just how he has delivered me
- 56:45Speaker 1: from homosexuality. He said, yes, I used to be a
- 56:50Speaker 1: lover of men, but not anymore. Now I desire a woman,
- 56:55Speaker 1: and I am now blessed with a good woman. And
- 56:58Speaker 1: he pointed at me, pointed at me. I almost die.
- 57:03Speaker 1: I have no idea that this man used to be gay.
- 57:06Speaker 1: He never told me about this. My grandmother was sitting
- 57:09Speaker 1: over there in the mother's board corner and saying, Lord
- 57:12Speaker 1: have mercy, what is this child? And got herself in
- 57:17Speaker 1: I can't even imagine. I can't even mention in this
- 57:19Speaker 1: letter what my uncle and brother said. And my daddy,
- 57:23Speaker 1: who is the preacher, just looked at me and said,
- 57:28Speaker 1: I am glad your mother is dead so she could
- 57:31Speaker 1: not see this. What should I do? We have not
- 57:34Speaker 1: had any sex and I don't think we will. Okay, Honestly,
- 57:40Speaker 1: my initial response to this woman was I don't know
- 57:43Speaker 1: what to tell you. I have no idea what to
- 57:45Speaker 1: tell this woman because this is such a personal situation.
- 57:49Speaker 1: I think it all depends on you and what you want.
- 57:52Speaker 1: I mean, you're in church. You know you're a believer.
- 57:54Speaker 1: You know that God can deliver you from anything. You
- 57:58Speaker 1: know that if you truly believe that this man has
- 58:00Speaker 1: been delivered, and you want to make it work, this
- 58:02Speaker 1: is sincerely, seriously up to you. It just doesn't sound
- 58:06Speaker 1: like in the letter that you want it to work.
- 58:09Speaker 1: You say you haven't been intimate with the man and
- 58:11Speaker 1: you don't think you will. Uh, you didn't even know
- 58:14Speaker 1: of his former life and you've been dating him for
- 58:16Speaker 1: four months. What did you guys talk about for those
- 58:18Speaker 1: four months? But anyway, he's free now, he says, because
- 58:22Speaker 1: of his testimony, And now you have to deal with
- 58:25Speaker 1: your feelings, um and just be true to you. Whatever
- 58:28Speaker 1: decision you make, Steve, make yeah proud? No idea what
- 58:34Speaker 1: he make me proud? Yeah. First of all, when you
- 58:42Speaker 1: write these letters and your opening line is good morning, Steve,
- 58:45Speaker 1: I'm assuming you want to hear what I got to
- 58:49Speaker 1: say on this subject. Sherley might not know what to say. Well,
- 58:55Speaker 1: I might not know either, but I'm gonna say something anyway.
- 59:00Speaker 1: I ain't right about everything, but I'm right about something,
- 59:04Speaker 1: and this is just my opinion. You've been dating this man.
- 59:07Speaker 1: You followed the ninety day rule. That's good. Nice you're
- 59:10Speaker 1: held out your phone mons. She ain't had sex, so
- 59:13Speaker 1: you could get to know the man I tell women
- 59:15Speaker 1: all the time. Wait so you can get to know
- 59:19Speaker 1: about now. It's four months. Gave you some time to
- 59:22Speaker 1: learn some vig very important information. Invite man to your
- 59:27Speaker 1: Grandmama's church. This is where it got good. The church
- 59:31Speaker 1: revival services go to run them down home country, Holy
- 59:33Speaker 1: goes Field Church where she said, in her words, one
- 59:38Speaker 1: of those countries Holy goes speaking in tongue churches that
- 59:41Speaker 1: believes in't going down on your knees and calling on
- 59:45Speaker 1: Jesus to your phone at the mouth of it, trying
- 59:49Speaker 1: to get that now she must admitted that the church
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: service was good. She said, well, awesome church servant. About
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: to get a little bit better because your daddy, who
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: is the pastor, said, does anybody have a firey testimony?
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: Where look at him? He come all the fire you
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: need because somebody got a Roman candle blowing out? Think
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: they're hind stay so fiery. I got something from major
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: for you. I got one pick me, picked me, Yes you, sir.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: I wanted to tell everybody. I must tell her the
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: goodness of my Lord has saved because a lot of
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: merchant how he delivered me from homosexuality. A hush sell
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: over Jerusalem. There was no more praising, because even at church,
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: it's some things you really don't need to haul keep
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: between you and your God. Ain'tybody somebody? He said, does
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: anybody have a firey testimony? He didn't say no revelation.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: He didn't ask nobody you ont come about to close.
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: He didn't say if you want to fit somebody's well
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: upside down? He just said, did anybody have a fiery testimony?
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: He could have stood up and comfortably said I've been
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: changed as a man, I'm better now, ain't nobody had
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: to know? She was a full blown lover of me
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: with this girl sitting right here. You came up in here,
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: just jumped out. Ray, I'm a lover one, but not anymore.
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: The girl sitting here, she feeling violated? Is that what
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: you do when you Lord? What is he talking about? Naw?
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: She said, naw. I desire a woman, and I'm blessed
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: with a good woman. And he pointed at me. I
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: almost died. Hell, I would have died. I would have
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: just asked the Lord to call me home. Now, Oh,
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: what you could have did? What you could have got him?
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: Just slapped you in church? Would be good? Well, he
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: gave him a testimony in church. I mean your daddy
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: did ask one fire testimony. Your testimony could have been woman?
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: What everybody would have had something to say? All right?
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: All right? Uh after the break um at eighteen after
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: the hour, we'll have part two of Steve's response to
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. You're listening, all right, we're back. Come on,
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: This ignorant miss continues as it is no fault of man.
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, he testified he with church. Well,
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: here's a real deal. Though. The lady who was sitting
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: there when Precious jumped up press not Precious and made
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: this announces she should have turned the whole thing. What
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: do you mean flipped it like for example her for example,
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: her grandmama sitting over that time, My love messive, what
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: this child had got herself in? Spin on your grandmama?
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: What like got myself in nothing? I ain't in nothing,
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: your grandmother. What you ain't gonna do is put this
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: on me. I did not jump up and say nothing crazy.
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: I'm he pointed at me, talking about that loved is woman. Now, no,
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: not turning it, you know, Daddy, come to me. I'm
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: glad your mama. Dad, don't drag my mama in this.
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: If you was more of her daddy, who this would
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: have never happened. But then you got to keep the
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: spin going. Act like that. Ain't what he's said that?
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: You know? When when when the guy jumped up and said, look,
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: I must tell the goodness of my Lord and what
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: he's down for me and how he has delivered me
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: from homocesion reality, when he said that, you should have
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: just started thinking. Let me how I got to play hood.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: I used to be a lover of man, but not
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: even more. Just oh, that ain't what he's saying. He said.
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: He said he loved menthol cigarette, He loved menthhos, He
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: loved people like from Michigan. He loved he loved melodies
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: and music, you know, just pull it out. He loved
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: McDonald's love. He loved mint cookies. Girls, your girls make
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: good just turning because you ain't got to sit up
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: here and deal with nothing, because little little little b
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: people want to just pop out. Your daddy asked for
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: a fire testimony. Yeah, he did not say it. Did
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: anyone here want to come out? No, anybody where? Everybody
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: here want to play pop gold? The weeds about to
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: ask you that. Oh, he asked anybody a fire testimony?
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: That's what he said. Not tinker and jumped up, tinkle tinker,
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: that's what. Yeah, you probably had some leggings on. Well,
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: you know, if you're if you're a man and you
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: jump from you're testifying, you got on leggings. Wow, that's
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: probably a giveaway. If you have any ain't tied on
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: you that's in a bowl or not. That's another giveaway. Steve.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: If when you testify, your palm careful, careful, careful if
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: you place your hand on your chest while I'm just
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: giving you some clue that today's letter is posted on
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: Steve Harvey dot com. You can tweiteter, Instagram me your
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: thoughts at my girl Shirley. Now coming up after the
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: break at thirty four after the hour, Miss Anna's gonna
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: be here. She's gonna have our latest news. And we
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: know the president did something, so she's gonna tell us
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: all about it. You're listening to show all right? Uh?
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: Miss san is standing by with the news. Oh my goodness. Okay,
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: did you guys hear about this? Uh? A man's love
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: of animals and a bargain cost him his life. Wow.
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: A man identified only by his last name Zang, is
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: believed to have been killed by a tiger after he
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: climbed into the tiger's enclosure at a resort on Um
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: what is this dungeon Lake? Don Quin, China, don Quin
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: Lake uh in China to avoid paying the entrance fee,
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: so he didn't want to pay. He admit he didn't
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: want to pay to get in, so he climbed in
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: the tiger's cage. Uh. Zang's wife, two children, and friends.
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: Okay he did Okay, he didn't want to pay to
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: get in to the park. The rest to the resort park,
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: so he climbed into the tiger cage at the resort
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: on the lake because he didn't want to pay the
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: entrance fee. His wife and two children, his friend's wife,
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: they all bought tickets while he and his friend hopped
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: a fence and landed too close to a group of tigers.
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: This is craziness right here. His friend stayed back and
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: was unharmed. Zang, on the other hand, was taken to
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: the hospital and later died of his injuries. That's not funny.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: But come on, bar gurgers. How much could they have
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: interest fee have been? He died? Did they jumped in
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: this damn cage with this tiger? You a food? You
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: wave past ignorance, but w we ain't gonna ever go
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: to I think this is in China, this area, I think,
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: So what made you gone? See? First of all, you
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: don't have the money to get into the park. We're
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: not going to the park to day. I gotta be
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: how about just dive over the turnstyle that's you know
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: that little Just run and dive over that dog. But
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: you see it, says his friend, stayed back and was unharmed.
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: His friend got up there was like, tigers, dude, you're
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: on your own player. I'm gonna stick to sandals. But holder, dude,
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna run over here. He
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: ain't gonna hear me? Right yeah, tell you right now.
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. If you jumping on
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: ass in this line, cage, ain't my fault, you Chinese.
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: If a black dude jump in the cage, what I'm
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: posting to not note that a black dude jumped in
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: the cage, we gonna do him. Trust me, we're going
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: If a white dude jump in the cage, I must
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: let you notice because this affects the story. If he
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: know the jewelf he dropped in due All right, coming
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: up next, miss Anne, we'll be here with our national
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: news in headline. Baby, I don't know, going to change,
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: never to change. Have a college Bason, gentleman Cheese hid
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: the level, Miss hand Trip and thank you. It's a
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: right now. Good morning. This is and Trip with the
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: news Morning Steve and Company. Warning the little showy call
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: it all of those folks. President Trump, in line with
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: his promise to the people who voted for him three
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: months ago has nominated Neil Gorsich. He's a straight down
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: the line conservative Federal Appeals Court judge to sit on
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: the Supreme Court, and the significance of the nomination is
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: not lost on our new president. After the defense of
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: our nation, the most important decision a president of the
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: United States can make is the appointment of a Supreme
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: Court justice. Depending on their age, a justice can be
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: active for fifty years, and his or her decisions can
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: last a century or more and can often be permanent.
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: Judge Gorsich has outstanding legal skills, a brilliant mind, tremendous discipline,
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: and has earned bipartisans support well. Of course, that may
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: not be the case now, since the Republicans refused to
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: even talk to President Obama's choice for the High Court
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: for eleven months, and now the GOP is going to
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: need eight Democratic votes to okay any nominee. In Britain,
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: tens of thousands of people tens of thousands of people
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: have signed a petition protesting the President Trump's upcoming state
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: visit over there. Prime Minister Teresa May invited a new
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: president when she was in Washington last Friday, and finally
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: had to be happy happy. Farrell will is truly a happy,
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: happy man. That's because the singer and his wife Helen
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: have just welcomed triplets. Well took place in January, Yeah,
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: trumlets three counter one to three. Anyway. His rep says
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: that Farrell, Helen and Rocket Williams have welcomed triplets. The
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: family happy and healthy. No details on the sex of
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: the names yet, but they're gonna be rich. Now back
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Boyd Show. All right, when we come
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: back from the break at forty eight after the hour,
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: we will be going to the phones eight seven seven
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: twenty nine, Steve eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, what's
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: the worst lie you've told to impress a date? You're listening,
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morn Show. All right, coming up next, we're
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: going to the phones again. What's the worst lie you've
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: told to impress the date? Call us? Eight seven seven
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: twenty nine, Steve, So many, so many lies out of that? Well,
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: did you have you ever tried the truth? I mean,
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: does that? What does that not work for you? Or
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: it don't work for me? I don't never feel like
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: it's got enough on it. Yeah, you get him? Like
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: that's unheard of. Who does that? What option? Is that?
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: The true? Yeah? The truth, no trouble, you've never told
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: the truth. Hi, I'm Tommy. Oh yeah, well once it
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: looked like it ain't gonna go my way though. Oh
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: then that's when you start piling it on. All right,
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: we're back. Uh, let's go to the phone, Shirley, who
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: you got. Let's go to line too and talk to
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: Terry out of Florida. Who is it, Terry? Yeah? You
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: don man, I'm good man. I'm just in here, just
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: trying to you know, trying to get on back in
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: the groom, get this show back on track, you know exactly. Man, Hey,
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: you got an active the job at the the Miss Universe.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: Man's up. Figure man. But we ever put them miss
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: McGoo glasses on you, I want you to slap them,
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: all right? No man, Yeah no, no, that was good.
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: See I wrote that joke. I arranged that. That's what
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: I wanted. You know. See everybody out there thinking they
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: got good jokes. Now I write my own damn jokes. Ted,
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: I don't need no help. Yeah, man, I'm just glad
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: to be back. So let me ask you this tes
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: what's the worst lie you ever told why you're dating somebody?
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: All right, here we go. I looked a little younger
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: than my actual age. So I ran across this college
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: girl and got out of a date with us. And she,
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: you know, she has some good stories. So I told
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: her my cousin is none other than Steve Harvey. Okay, yeah,
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: I had. I had a picture of Netphew Tommy in
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: the background from years ago when I met him in
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: Jordan's sparks and overseas, right overseas. So she believes my story, right.
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: So I think this girl Steve for suple of months
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: told up believing the man that they rule all of it.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: You know, we say anything to get eye. Look, he
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: ain't look it made an ugly turn on the Steven.
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: She got pregnant and was I was trying to welcome
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: herself to the family and couldn't wait. It couldn't wait
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: to meet you. Job man. Yeah, Steve, you're talking about
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: sweat look good thing that spun out of control? Yeah,
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: God was looking out for me, and unfortunately we lost
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: the baby. I don't want to thinkin God because that's
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: a bad thing. But who I did make it out
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: of that one, and I made shore with it because
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: we would never get president again, because I would have
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: had to introduce her to mister Hart. It's for reasons
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: and job. I would have sat there like, I ain't
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: know who you already know? Wow, I already knew what
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: was coming. But she bought it, though, Wow, good, though
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: I can't wait to meet the family. Surely I told
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: it because I had picture you know when you show people,
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm a little up with Jordan's left.
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: You taught me in the background, and Robert Rory was
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: down with him. So she believed it. You know what
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: I'm saying, Oh yeah, you down with You're wrong for that, Terry.
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: But it was good. I like that what was But
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: then he said, but then uh, you know, man and
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: the and God just got me out of it. Unfortunately. Yeah,
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: this ain't going now. It took a turn. Yeah, all right, man,
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: appreciate it. We're telling people. We can tell the truth. Terry, No,
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: I like it. Ain't ain't nothing like a good lie
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: line three Billy out of Arkansas. Billy, heyy't ain't what's
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: going on with you? Well, I'm just sitting here in
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: the parking lot trying to come up with another lie.
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: I guess I mean listening to those guys, I don't
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: know if I got anything that was thought that. Well
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: I ain't, Billy, Look you ain't got a copy. Just
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: tell you and where it is. Well, you know, it's
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: just an ongoing lie. It was kind of you know,
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: I continuation lie. I like these hits continuation Go ahead anymore, though, Steve,
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: why what have Okay? Well? Um, I uh was work
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: in finance, so I made a lot of money, and
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: you know, I kind of fibbed. And you know this
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: lady cup my and uh, you know we're married now,
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: but I think she started off lives. So I'm just
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: trying to get my reputation back. But I told so
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: many lives that you can't get her. You know when
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: I'm lying and when I'm not. So let me ask
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: you this, Billy. The money ain't as much as you
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: said it was. No, it was, but it's not now. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: because you was burning that candle on both ends when
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: you made that money. Oh yeah, most yeah, I know.
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: Oh I know what happened. See, when you first get it,
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: you can't believe you got it. And the only way
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: that to let people know you got it, you gotta
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: show it off. You gotta buy stuff, spend stuff, so
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: you didn't spend it. So now she ain't living the
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: high life right now? She thought she was correct? Yeah, yeah,
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: and I and that was that was false on my
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: on my side, but you know, I thought I could
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: cover up my lives with making more money in now
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: that I'm not. You know, it's it's kind of one
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: of those things where I'm very you know. Well, you
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: got we like to joke and and talk and stuff,
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: but I mean, this is a serious note for me
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: because I'm sorry for what I did and I really
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: really want to and I look up to you, and
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: my wife loves you, and and uh, it's it means
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: a lot to me to be able to talk to
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: you about it. But can I tell you something? Can
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: I tell you something? Well, the best way to rebuild
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: the trust is with truth. That's the only way you
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: go in there. You lay it on the line. This
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: is what I did. I loved you so much. I
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: was trying to impress you. I took it too far,
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: you know, but I did it because I just wanted
- 1:18:53Speaker 1: to impress you. The most beautiful thing and wonderful thing
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: that's ever happened to me and I just didn't want
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: you to it away, and I lied. I just I
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: just lied. But know that I love you, and I
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: love you more than any amount of money I can make.
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: And if you just stay with me and trust me again,
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: I'm gonna build our life together all over it to
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: be me and you and we can build it together.
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: And I think that's the best way to do it.
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: Most women would respect that. Might not like it, but
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: most women will respect that. And then just go from that, Billy,
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: and just you know, they rebuild and start over. But
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: don't keep beating yourself up over the lie, because now
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: you can't move forward. Come on, Billy, man, pick it up. Man,
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: Go in there and tell her the whole story. Ask
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: God forgiveness, get on moving on. What you did to
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: be some come successful before you do the same thing.
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: Principles a success. Don't change because you made a mistake.
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: They ain't got nothing to do with it. I'd have
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: messed up plenty of time. You ever been on social
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: social media? Yeah, that's this phone call here today. Yeah,
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: and I have a biggest liars. It's all a lot,
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: so yeah, well you know, well straighten it all out,
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: start telling the truth. I'm all over social media. They
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: can't stand my ass over there. Don't worry about that, man.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: You told a lot of lies. And man, you know
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: many people have told a lot of like God in
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: the forgiving business. Tell your wife that you want to
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: come clean. You want to you want a new start.
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: Now that's gonna take some crawling gonhead to get on
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: your stomach with her, But just tell her you want
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: to start over fresh. You a new man. You can
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: fix it. You want to be honest with her. Most
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: women say they'll be a little mad, but they'll be appreciative.
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: To come on, Billy hanging there. Man, it's gonna be
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: more than a little man. Yeah, yeah, all right. I
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: hope he gets together. Yeah. You're listening to the Steve
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show and all new Showtime at the Apollo
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: TV special hosted by her very own Steve Harvey Airs tonight.
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: I've been seeing the promos for this. It looks good.
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: The lineup includes Steve Shaka Kahan, Mike Epps, t I,
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: and of course, viewers will be treated to the iconic
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: amateur night of performances from up and coming artists who
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: may or may not get booed off the stage. The
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: clips they showed in the promos. They were standing up
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: making those motions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The new Showtime
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: at the Apollo special tonight on Fox at eight pm Eastern,
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: seventh Central Steve take a Listen to Mike Epps behind
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: the scene in an interview of Watching You on Showtime
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: at the Apollo. I remember seeing Steve Harvey on this show,
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: you know, and at the time I was in car straight,
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: but I used to watch it late at night Showtime
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: watches team aren't here. It felt like we wasn't even
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: in there sometimes, I'm just kidding, y'all was believing that
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: story when ye me boy love me Mike. I know
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: he's funny, and it feel like we wasn't even in there.
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: But the music and everything it sounded real, very convincing.
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: Yeah that Apollo. Man, it's y'all gonna see something this time.
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: This boy, Oh that I think it's gonna be great.
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: I think it's Samuelus. Samuelus last time and we didn't
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: see him. You listen to me, man, really, who this
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: boy right here wasn't playing? Is he the total package?
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: Surely what that means? You know what that means to
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: see and he could say what you're trying to You
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: trying to get me in trouble and stuff? No, a
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: set up. Carlage just said, we didn't. Carlage just said
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: we didn't see it. So we were just saying, and
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: see the total package? Can he sing? He can sing?
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: That's all I'm wan leave it right there, Okay, give
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: me a no damn, we'll be watching, we'll be watching.
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: Why would I set you up? You're so tight latching
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: out at your team? What that means shared? Because you
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: won't been through what I've been through. We don't know
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: your stripes. Yeah. I shouldn't have been going to the
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: president for their ass. They shouldn't have been mad at me.
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: I don't go up that. No, better, don't go up
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: that No damn mo. And you know what the total
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: package means because you've said it yourself before about someone.
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: So your boy can sing? Really out watching money. But
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: the interview was funny as hell. I don't know if
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: they're gonna leave it in there. M and then Shaka
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: still got it. Oh, yes, that girl, I'd like to
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: see a movie about. That's when you going. Did they
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: do the Whitney Houston story? Yeah they did it, they
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: did Yeah, that ain't good, but it was kind of
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: low budget, kind of you know, they didn't seem like
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: they put the backing behind it that they could have
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: um to get everyone as far as promotion and all.
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: I'll tell you, man, that boy did James Brown. He
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: laid it out. Oh my goodness. I like that boy
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: laid that thing out. That boy was acting. The same
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: guy who did UM forty two, the Jackie Robinson story.
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: His name is Yeah, Chadwick Boseman can really act. He's
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: a great actor. He really recognized without the him. Yeah,
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: he had the voice, the moves, everything. He was the
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: total package. Steve Ye, Now you got it. I think
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: the Whitney Houston story can be done on a big screen.
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: She would do that again and do it on the
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: big screen. That's what I'm saying. I don't think they
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: have the finances or something because they could do it right. Yeah,
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: they could have done that. She was a major worldwide superstar. Yeah,
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: she's the voice. I know. I saw this little Michael
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: Jackson thing they're doing. They need to quit running that too.
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: A white guy playing it there, Hey, ain't even close.
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: They could get that dude in Vegas right now. Sounds
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: just like Michael. It's talking and everything. It's supposedly a
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: trip between Michael, Elizabeth Taylor, and Marlon Brando that they
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: took right after a road trip that they took right
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: after nine to eleven. That's what the movie is about.
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: Ain't nobody fin to watch? I know they pulled it.
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: I think they pulled it because they had spose. The
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: kids was complaining about it. Michael's kids. Yeah, there's some
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: bright kids. Man. Wow, I saw Paris Jackson. I think
- 1:26:10Speaker 1: she was on Rolling Stones or an article. Yeah, on
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: the cover. She was on the cover. She was on
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: the cover. She was on the cover Rolling Stone. All right,
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: Can I tell y'all one of the great things that's
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: happened to me? What? Yeah, Tommy, come on your boy,
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: It's going to be on the cover of Cigar Officionado. Yes, sir,
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: that that should have been a bucket list now, dog,
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: that's been on my bucket list for years. When I
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: lived in LA in two thousand and five, I was
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: trying to get on that. And what's what's the significance
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: of that for you, Steve? I know it's a big magazine,
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: but because you smoke mean, yeah, cigar guy, it's really
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: it's the full package show. I mean, yeah, it'll do
- 1:26:58Speaker 1: nothing for my career. Something you wanted to know. I
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: mean that that for me that I don't really that's
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: up there with Jet back in the day. How you
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: felt about being on the cover on that cocktail table, Man,
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: My mama didn't even My mama didn't even know nothing
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: about my career until I got on that covered jet.
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: She bought talking and spread them out like a fan
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: on the coffee table. But you weren't allowed to touch
- 1:27:28Speaker 1: him though. You couldn't like pick up one and read
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: it um for show, fanned out on the coffee table. Dog.
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: All I had done didn't mean nothing to her until
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: I got on Jet. That's right, you're listening show. All right,
- 1:27:50Speaker 1: let's go to line five and talk to Rose out
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: of Pennsylvania. Rose, Rose, I don't know risk. Can you
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: be role? High Rose? Oh, I talked to you about
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: a month ago. If you do want to call me
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: a sellout, No, I would never call you a sellout. Okay,
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: I talked somebody with accident. Well, High Rose, how are
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: you doing. I'm good. I'm just going to tell you
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: that I'm a part time cougar and I'm a player.
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: Oh you a cougar and a player. I'm going to
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: keep it clean. Okay, Well, let me ask you this first.
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: How old of a cougar are you? Sixty? Sixty? Okay,
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: now go ahead, let's hear this here Rose. Well, I
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: got one fifty, I got one sixty, and I got
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: one forty. You got a man fifty sixty and forty, Yeah,
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: I got three. Okay. What what do the sixty year
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: old do for you that you really like? Well, he
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: may well see I don't want to talk thirty m okay,
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: Well just try to keep it clean, then, miss Rod,
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: unless you can say stuff like he makes me feel
- 1:29:05Speaker 1: good or something like that, Well, he makes me feel
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: good the sixty year old. Yes, yeah, see I'm sixty.
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: That's cause we have no high Yeah, that's called experience.
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: I know. I love it. Yeah. Is he doing things here?
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: And that? He got it? He got it working on
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: all cylinders. He knows what to do, when to do it,
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: how much to do? Yeah? Making Yeah, your old As
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: about this fifty year old? You're ready? What what? What? What?
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: What do you see in the fifty year old for Well,
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: he takes me out and he buys me stuff. M yep.
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: See he takes you out. He got a little more
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: energy than it's a six year old. He don't won't
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: go no, damn well no, see I don't won't go
- 1:29:56Speaker 1: no damn well, well you because you gotta put him
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: together because all men ain't everything. So I've recommended this
- 1:30:04Speaker 1: to women in jokes before. You got to get three
- 1:30:07Speaker 1: different men and put them together to come up with
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: one good man. Yeah yeah, so what so what the
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: forty year old good for? Well, he's good for that.
- 1:30:18Speaker 1: I can teach him. Oh you got somebody you can
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: show out in front of? Yes, you must see yeah,
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: see you he learned. He a student, so so you
- 1:30:30Speaker 1: get you. So you got your ego taking care of
- 1:30:33Speaker 1: So you're showing him what to do, and he ego
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: because he want to learn. Right. Yes, then the fifty
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: year old, he still got energy. He take your places,
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: He take you out. Money, see, because now he trying
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: to show out. See you showing out in front of
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: forty year old. The fifty year old, he trying to
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: show out, So he takes he ain't got a lot
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: of money. He just take out and everything. Yeah, well
- 1:30:59Speaker 1: he got money. That's you should have money in fitty
- 1:31:01Speaker 1: now sixty year old. He just up in that frame. Bacon.
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: That's how you want? You want to ask you, Chrispy,
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: how you do what you want? You just told you
- 1:31:11Speaker 1: just want to curl up on the ends? How you
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: want this? Yeah? Me leave a little raw in the middle.
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm just we're just
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: talking about Bacon now, I just yeah, see, we're just
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: talking about Baker. See me and miss Rose on the
- 1:31:24Speaker 1: same page. Looks like, so, miss Rose, if you had
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: to look like a celebrity, what celebrity would you closest resemble? Uh?
- 1:31:38Speaker 1: One of the Kashians. Kardashians, the older, the mother, Chris
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: Christi Jenner. Oh she's beautiful. Oh yeah, you look like
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: Chris Jenna. I like Chris jen the cool people, many
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: super cool people. Yeah, well I look younger than I Yeah,
- 1:31:59Speaker 1: I don't up sixty Okay, No, yeah, you say the mama,
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: not Kim though, the mother, Yes, shut up with you.
- 1:32:13Speaker 1: The other mother. They got two mama's. I'mti there. No,
- 1:32:19Speaker 1: they don't have one mother. They Chris and Kayden. Now
- 1:32:23Speaker 1: what did you where I'm lying at. Kim Kardashian's father
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: is deceased and Chris Jenner is her step mama, daddy
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: is Kayden, she said. Rose said she looked like Chris
- 1:32:35Speaker 1: Jenner is everyone, Muli is everyone? Clear? Steve Harvey, get
- 1:32:42Speaker 1: up off the floor. Rose. You always call up in
- 1:32:47Speaker 1: here starting stuff. Girl. I know Tommy is stupid. Rose,
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: Mama kay she said. Chris, Well, Rose, we love hearing
- 1:33:11Speaker 1: from you. Thank you for Colin Rose. All right, thank you, Rose.
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: Have a great day. From the break, we got back
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: to back jams. We'll be back at thirty four after
- 1:33:26Speaker 1: the hour. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
- 1:33:31Speaker 1: thirty four minutes after that hour, let's get to these
- 1:33:33Speaker 1: back to back jams. Let's go cut all we come
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: back just time for one more thing. We'll tell you
- 1:33:44Speaker 1: about it that after the break at forty eight after
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: the hours, So don't go away. Tell them all you're
- 1:33:50Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up next. We got
- 1:33:56Speaker 1: time for just one more thing. We figure out what
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: that is in a minute. All right, here we go,
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: just one more thing, Steve. Now, while football fans anxiously
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: await Sunday Super Bowl showdown between the Falcons and the Patriots,
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: it seems plenty more people are keeping their eyes on
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: a groundhog in Pennsylvania. You know what that means. Tomorrow
- 1:34:26Speaker 1: is Groundhog Day. This is according to Trivago. It's more
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: expensive to get a room in Punksitani for Groundhog Day
- 1:34:34Speaker 1: on Tomorrow, Thursday. Yeahday, it's more expensive. But let listen
- 1:34:44Speaker 1: to this though, Thank you, Steve. Listen to this. It's
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: more expensive to get a room in Pennsylvania and Punksitani
- 1:34:50Speaker 1: for Groundhog Day than in Houston for the supers. Gotta
- 1:34:57Speaker 1: be kidding, I reach jacked up down now. Yeah, a
- 1:35:03Speaker 1: room in time to watch Punksatani Field decide whether we're
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: heading towards spring or staying in winter will cost you
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: four hundred and fifty dollars. A room in Houston that'll
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: run you about three hundred and forty dollars. Okay, yeah,
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: groundhog I'm telling you. When I was a little growing
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: up in Chicago, this day, Groundhog Day, was one of
- 1:35:23Speaker 1: the most important days of my life. So tomorrow was
- 1:35:27Speaker 1: Groundhog Day. The second round they eat the hog after
- 1:35:31Speaker 1: the day. Oh it's a hole. It's of the name Tommy.
- 1:35:39Speaker 1: Now drop yeah, by three hundred dollars the day after
- 1:35:45Speaker 1: groundholl Day. Yeah, for the rooms. M yeah, yeah, they
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: three forty, they're four fifty. They just one hundred. Yeah,
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: that's crazy, right for a groundhog, because it's it's a thing.
- 1:36:00Speaker 1: If he sees its shadow, you get six more weeks
- 1:36:03Speaker 1: of winter, and if he doesn't, then spring will come early.
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: Something like that. So we depended a lot on that
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: because it was so cold in Chicago and snow and
- 1:36:12Speaker 1: all of that. That's crazy. It was so cold. I mean,
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: it's growing up. You needed Philippines. I flew to Hawaii,
- 1:36:23Speaker 1: then to Chicago. You do the math on that. Yeah, short,
- 1:36:29Speaker 1: Why they don't use a skunk or something a skunk,
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: then they won't be able to say on no room,
- 1:36:37Speaker 1: skunk spray p older, the snow uses a skunk. He's
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: so stupid, he really is. You thought you were going
- 1:36:47Speaker 1: to Philippines and things were gonna change when you got
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: back just a few days that. Yes, Philippines ain't got
- 1:36:55Speaker 1: on nothing, Yeah, shorts, and you come back here. What
- 1:36:59Speaker 1: it is Forlippians that I've never been there? How far?
- 1:37:02Speaker 1: It's the Philippines. It's a nap. He's draining me, no, no, no,
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: see he don't drain me no more. You really, I'm
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: ready it is. Hell yeah, I've been doing this for years.
- 1:37:20Speaker 1: The same dumb mass boy used to ride his bike
- 1:37:22Speaker 1: to the stove and come back home without it. Shut up,
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: so shut up down at the stove on the kicks
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: that he forgot. He forgot the bike. You know how
- 1:37:34Speaker 1: dumb you got to be to get off your bike.
- 1:37:37Speaker 1: Put the kickstand down. I had a lot on my mind,
- 1:37:40Speaker 1: and come out the stove and walk home. And then
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: we're sitting up there looking at his dumb man coming
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: up the street eating ice cream. Where is your bike? Boy?
- 1:37:50Speaker 1: Huh your bike? M Come on now he trying to
- 1:37:57Speaker 1: run back to the stove. Now we are got to
- 1:38:00Speaker 1: go down there with him because we think somebody has
- 1:38:02Speaker 1: stole it bike, and he don't want to tell us.
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: I said, this boy so stupid, just got off his
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: bike one time, locked him up at the playground, rolled
- 1:38:14Speaker 1: up to the playground, locked his bike, walked home for lunch.
- 1:38:21Speaker 1: I couldn't remember where he left the bike. Oh, come on,
- 1:38:24Speaker 1: my daddy found the bike that night while he was
- 1:38:27Speaker 1: circling the neighborhood, locked up on the pole at the playground.
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: These are just just basic mistakes kids, mate, growing up,
- 1:38:36Speaker 1: That's all it is. I don't want to discuss that
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: I'm grown now. I'm gonna leave here and go to
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: pasta tonic tomorrow. Watch the damn you're the same one.
- 1:38:46Speaker 1: Since we're talking about grown now, bought that old ass
- 1:38:50Speaker 1: miles of ROTI when I told you Thomas maleser rode
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: in Savannah, Georgia had to bring club club on a
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: toe him. I gotta us Maserati. He picked Tommy up
- 1:39:09Speaker 1: at the airport in it. Tommy, that's the car he bought.
- 1:39:15Speaker 1: He bought a car from a club owner because he
- 1:39:18Speaker 1: picked him up in it at the airport, and you
- 1:39:20Speaker 1: not literally your luggage got to be well, that's okay
- 1:39:26Speaker 1: for Tommy about it? Okay? Oh well, as we leave,
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