8:45 Idiotology April 15, 2026: Limber Lumbernators?
Five Florida men use magnets to steal diesel...yes this is possible...in theory, Headline of the Week contender #4: Brooklyn rapper with hot new song shot to death by stepson in clash over smoking, Not to be outdone, 'Beaver suspected of attempted wood theft from Alberta business
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