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FULL SHOW: NYE Comedy Roulette, Strawberry Letter: What's So Darn Funny? - 1.2.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all at all at all, So given them
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  Speaker 1: all black the bus buss boozy.
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  Speaker 2: Ye listening to.
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  Speaker 3: Show to.
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  Speaker 4: Joy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 2: Show?
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  Speaker 6: You know you.
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  Speaker 7: Love?
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  Speaker 8: You got turn?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I got to turn the mouth turn. You probably got
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  Speaker 1: to turn mouth turn A wad of the money up.
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  Speaker 5: Come.
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  Speaker 1: Come out? You think that, Ah, I sure will. Good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening to the voice, come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 9: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: I want to share something with you this morning.
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  Speaker 9: In order for God to bless you, you have to
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  Speaker 9: you have to have something you know and and and
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  Speaker 9: that means I guess, I guess what I'm saying is
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  Speaker 9: God can only bless you by your faith and your effort.
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  Speaker 9: That's the only way He can bless you, by your
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  Speaker 9: faith and your effort. Now, because of his grace, he
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  Speaker 9: gives us so many things that we don't even we
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  Speaker 9: don't ask for, we don't thank him for.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we don't even have on the list.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 9: Oftentimes, you know many of us have health. We never
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  Speaker 9: thank him for it. We get another opportunity to wake
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  Speaker 9: up the next day. We never thank him for it.
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  Speaker 9: We take so many small things because of his grace,
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  Speaker 9: we just take for granted, like it's just supposed to
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  Speaker 9: pop off for us, just like that. Okay, including that,
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  Speaker 9: what all this wonderful things he does us and he
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  Speaker 9: blesses us even far beyond our wildest dreams. I'm talking
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  Speaker 9: about myself now and a lot of you listening without
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  Speaker 9: us confiding or conferring in him, he still watches over
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  Speaker 9: up watches over us. I'm talking to all of us now.
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  Speaker 9: Here is what you get blessed on through your faith
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  Speaker 9: and your efforts. I mean, he really gives you give
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  Speaker 9: him something to work with. This what I'm saying, He's
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  Speaker 9: gonna do certain things for us automatically because he just
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  Speaker 9: loves us.
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  Speaker 1: He automatically does.
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  Speaker 9: Things for us that we take so for granted that
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  Speaker 9: a lot of people are not experiencing because the day
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  Speaker 9: time is up or whatever. I don't know the reason,
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  Speaker 9: but whatever the case, but he does so many things
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  Speaker 9: for us.
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  Speaker 7: All.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine what could happen to you if you just gave
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  Speaker 1: him a little bit to work with You ever thought
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  Speaker 1: about that?
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  Speaker 9: Suppose this idea that's been burning on the inside of you.
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  Speaker 9: Suppose you just started it today and don't wait to
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  Speaker 9: start an idea when you can figure it all the
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  Speaker 9: way through, because you'll never get started.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 9: It cripples so many people because they think of how
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  Speaker 9: to start their business. Then they look all the way
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  Speaker 9: down the road or the loans they gonna need, and
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  Speaker 9: they don't know nobody and they credit bad, so they stopped.
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  Speaker 1: They never started.
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  Speaker 9: What would happen had you ever thought if you just
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  Speaker 9: started do the part of the business that you could do,
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  Speaker 9: and ask God to lead you and guide you to
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  Speaker 9: the next step, that that thing called faith, the belief
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  Speaker 9: in things that you cannot see. Suppose you just started
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  Speaker 9: out on faith, You just stepped out the water, stepped
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  Speaker 9: out the boat and stood on the water, just on faith,
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  Speaker 9: seeing that is rough, but just believing that He would
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  Speaker 9: take care of you, just believing that he would get
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  Speaker 9: you through, just believing that He would lead you to
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  Speaker 9: the next step.
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  Speaker 1: Start.
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  Speaker 9: If you just started, man, you would then give God
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  Speaker 9: something to put his finger on and to bless. People
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  Speaker 9: say to me all the time, man, man, Steve, it
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  Speaker 9: seemed like everything you do work, man.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what it is? Really?
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  Speaker 9: I just lose the fear of failing, and I start.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know how to do all of this. Come on, Man,
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  Speaker 9: if I could have told you ten years ago, or
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  Speaker 9: there's no way I could have told you, I'd be
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  Speaker 9: why i'm today. But if anyone had come to me
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  Speaker 9: and said, Steve, in ten years you will be doing this, that, this,
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  Speaker 9: that and the other, they will recognize you here. You'll
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  Speaker 9: get this recognized recognition, you'll get this award, and you'll
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  Speaker 9: be living like this.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have just looked at them like they was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I really would have.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 9: It's not that I didn't have the faith, it's just
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  Speaker 9: that in my imagination I didn't see it. I've always
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  Speaker 9: believed in God, I just didn't see things for myself. See,
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  Speaker 9: I didn't open myself up to what God had for me.
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  Speaker 9: I was just living my life based on what I
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  Speaker 9: could see for me. When I stopped worried about what
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  Speaker 9: I could see for me and started allowing God to
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  Speaker 9: do what he could do for me, it changed my
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  Speaker 9: whole existence because I've found out that God's plan was
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  Speaker 9: way better than mine.
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  Speaker 1: But you got to start something. You got to give God.
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  Speaker 9: Something to put his finger on that might's touched where
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  Speaker 9: it turned into something.
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  Speaker 1: You got to let your imagination go.
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  Speaker 9: You got to let your imagination fly as wild as
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  Speaker 9: it can fly without being constricted by the confines of
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  Speaker 9: where you live and what color you are, and what
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  Speaker 9: sex you are, and how much money you make and
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  Speaker 9: what your degree say. You got to let your imagination
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  Speaker 9: fly beyond that. You got to go for it. You
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  Speaker 9: got to step out on faith and you got to
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  Speaker 9: go for it. Oh and did I mention you got
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  Speaker 9: to pray. Don't want to lead that out? Then you
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  Speaker 9: got to seek understanding. Man, read Proverbs. Proverbs is a
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  Speaker 9: great book to start with out. You know, I guess
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  Speaker 9: other people got other worse I'm just telling you about me. Man,
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  Speaker 9: it's probably some better places to start.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: Proverbs was to start for me, the book of wisdom
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  Speaker 9: and understanding that helped develop my thought process, which helped
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  Speaker 9: me become fairly successful. Proverbs teaches you everything you need
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  Speaker 9: to know. And if you can't read the King James version,
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  Speaker 9: get you one of them translated Bibles. What difference it
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  Speaker 9: makes long as you hear what he's saying to you.
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  Speaker 9: Oh and did I mention, don't forget to pray and
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  Speaker 9: then take the idea, the business, the journey you want
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  Speaker 9: to embark on and break it down inch by inch
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  Speaker 9: anythings and such. Just start with the peace that you
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  Speaker 9: can do. Okay, you don't know how you go get
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  Speaker 9: the loan. When it's time for the loan, what part
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  Speaker 9: you can you design the business card? Can you make
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  Speaker 9: a YouTube video and post it? Can you start telling
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  Speaker 9: people that you're associated with this is what you do now?
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  Speaker 9: You could start somewhere. You can get a gig somewhere
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  Speaker 9: doing something. Somebody will pay you for the service right now,
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  Speaker 9: and then simplify it, take it and break it down
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  Speaker 9: to the lowest common denominatorqut trying to figure it all out?
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  Speaker 1: Simplify it? What can I do now? I can't figure
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  Speaker 1: this out. It's too complex, it's too difficult, it's too
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  Speaker 1: many levels.
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  Speaker 10: Quit tripping on that.
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  Speaker 9: Do the part you can do, but start, man, Just
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  Speaker 9: get started today. Stop delaying it. Every time you put
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  Speaker 9: it off, you see further away from it, don't you.
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  Speaker 9: Why won't you start that your imagination? Go open it up.
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  Speaker 9: You know, if you can't imagine, god show can Einstein
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  Speaker 9: said it one time, he said that imagination is everything.
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  Speaker 9: It's the preview to life's coming attractions? Oh is that crazy?
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  Speaker 9: Is that crazy? Do you know that everything we do
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  Speaker 9: somebody imagined it? But do you know when they imagine
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  Speaker 9: if somebody laughed at them. Man, I'm gonna make a
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  Speaker 9: car that you can sit on it and automatically drive
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  Speaker 9: in the wheels a rod. Who gonna do that? Okay,
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  Speaker 9: here we go, We all ride in cars. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 9: gonna fly. I'm gonna make something that will take people
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  Speaker 9: far away in the air. People board flights every day. Man,
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  Speaker 9: somebody sat up there and looked at that moon and said, Man,
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  Speaker 9: one day, I'm going to the moon. He talking about going.
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  Speaker 1: To the moon.
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  Speaker 9: They take people to the moon all the time. Imagination
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  Speaker 9: is everything. It's the preview to life's coming attractions. Or
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  Speaker 9: are you imagining for yourself? What do you see coming?
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  Speaker 9: What's your coming attractions? I'm so grateful I change mine.
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  Speaker 9: Oh I see being because I see God.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for is neft CPS? Oh yah, protective
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  Speaker 1: run agat.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to speak to the man at
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  Speaker 7: the house. Please, it's me, mister Jason. You've gotten all right?
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  Speaker 7: How you doing, sir? All right? Who's this? My name
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  Speaker 7: is Mark, Mark? Giving you a call actually from Child
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  Speaker 7: Protective Services. How's your day going today so far? I'm good?
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  Speaker 4: Would are you sure you call in the right please?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah? Definitely? You you you you're you're mister Jason, correct?
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  Speaker 4: Correct?
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  Speaker 7: All right? Now your your your girlfriend or your wife.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not sure if you guys are married or not,
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  Speaker 7: as missus Stephanie, I presume right, but.
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  Speaker 4: Uh that's it's my girl. But saying their last name.
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  Speaker 4: But now you said you call them from where again?
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  Speaker 7: Child Protective Services?
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  Speaker 4: Sir?
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  Speaker 7: And uh really what's going on here, uh Jason, is
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  Speaker 7: that you you guys have five children of my correct Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 7: Now what we're having is we're getting, ah, we've been getting, sir,
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  Speaker 7: a few reports that these kids aren't being taken care
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  Speaker 7: of properly.
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  Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no, no report from where
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  Speaker 4: you know we we take care of these kids that
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  Speaker 4: ain't and shouldn't nobody be seating you on no garbage
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  Speaker 4: like that, that we ain't taking care of no kids. No,
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  Speaker 4: we got five kids. It's hard out here, and we
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  Speaker 4: take care of them kids.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know, sir, we're getting sir, We're getting reports
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  Speaker 7: that you got guys are not feeding them properly, that
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  Speaker 7: some nights and some days these kids actually go without eating.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: That they don't have proper clothing attire.
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  Speaker 4: All them kids, every last one of the kids, they
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  Speaker 4: wear a designer they you know, fashionable?
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  Speaker 3: Is nah?
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  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody not taking care of the kids. I don't
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  Speaker 4: even know where you're getting that from.
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  Speaker 7: Are you guys? Actually? Are you combing their hair and
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  Speaker 7: brushing their teeth in the morning?
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  Speaker 4: And come on, man, like, is it you gotta be?
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  Speaker 7: No, I'm not. Actually that leads me to something else.
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  Speaker 7: I've actually had a visit with the at the school today,
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  Speaker 7: and I visit with a couple of the children. Now,
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  Speaker 7: the younger son. I met with him today and we
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  Speaker 7: talked and I asked him a few questions, uh, I said,
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  Speaker 7: I told him, I said, I have a few more
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  Speaker 7: questions I want you to answer and to be honest
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  Speaker 7: with you, mister Jason. He he he stood up and
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  Speaker 7: looked me in the eye and said that, and and
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  Speaker 7: I just I was blown away by it. And I said, wait,
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  Speaker 7: an excuse me. What did you say? You're what I said?
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  Speaker 7: I said that, yeah, But but now now I'm from
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  Speaker 7: my understanding, I asked him, I said, where did you
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  Speaker 7: hear that kind of language? Being? Said? Where did you
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  Speaker 7: hear that from? And he said he heard it from
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  Speaker 7: his father at home.
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  Speaker 4: That's like, I don't talk like that around my kids.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's a bunch of like that.
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  Speaker 7: You're here, you are saying it. Now, you're cursing.
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm cussing to you. But I don't cuss them
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  Speaker 4: up kids like that. I don't talk to my kids
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 7: Man, sir, If you're talking like this in front of me,
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  Speaker 7: the nine times out of TEA is doing it in
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  Speaker 7: front of the kids as well.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, hold on, holder, listen. I'm a
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  Speaker 4: grown man. You can't you calling me telling me about
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  Speaker 4: my kids, and you're gonna tell me how I can't
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  Speaker 4: talk to you. I don't talk around my kids like that.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I'm trying to tell you.
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  Speaker 7: Sir, let me, let me, let me bring this to
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  Speaker 7: a nutshell for you. What we're doing today is we
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  Speaker 7: are coming by there and we're going to we're gonna
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  Speaker 7: have to bring all five kids.
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  Speaker 4: And uh uh hold hold on listen, you coming to
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  Speaker 4: get who five kids? You're not coming? Listen to this now,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna keep it real with you now. I've been
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  Speaker 4: trying to hold my composure since you got on the phone.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, I don't appreciate you calling me like this.
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  Speaker 7: Wit, No like this. Now.
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  Speaker 4: The first three those ain't mine. They dad live up
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  Speaker 4: the street. You might go find him in the pool
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  Speaker 4: hall somewhere. You're not coming to get them last too, Sir.
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  Speaker 7: I'm coming to get all five children. Sir, listen to this.
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  Speaker 4: You will not be coming to get those last two.
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  Speaker 4: I can guarantee you you won't be coming to get
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  Speaker 4: those last two.
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  Speaker 7: I have to bring all five children. And that's just
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  Speaker 7: that's my assignment. That's what has to be done.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, let me can check this out, assignment my if
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  Speaker 4: you step foot up here. Look, I'm not gonna even
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: keep playing myself. Man. I do what I'm supposed to
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: do by all those kids. You not taking those last
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: two out of here.
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: I'm taking all five children. Are you hearing me?
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Hey? Check this out? Are you listening to me? Of
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: you talking to I'm like, keep raising your voice that
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: like I'm a grown man. You better slow it up.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: I don't give who you are.
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: You better not be calling me with that, sir. I'm
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: bringing a van in there at four o'clock and we're
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: hollering needy kids in the protective services.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: You want to say that I know you what Let
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: it hold on? Let me tell you something. See that's
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: where your stuff at. And you wanna tell me what
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: time you coming down here? That's some real gases bringing
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: yours down here at four o'clock. I swear to God
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: I will be waiting on you.
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: I don't want any problems. I'm letting you know that.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: No problem is my four o'clock show up at four o'clock.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Huh get four o'clock. Ain't nothing else to talk about?
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: Now? Tell there is there is.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: I want you to have all the kids things packed.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Anybody listen, don't talk about it, be about it. Okay,
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: don't talk about me no more?
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: Be about it.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Four o'clock. You're gonna have a life. Skit all over
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: your four crop.
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: So I got I got one more thing I need
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: to say to you before I know I get there
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: to tell Okay.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: I don't want to hear that four a crop.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: So I got one more thing I want to say
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: to you.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Four o'clock. Say it, man, five o'clock. That's what I
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: got to say to you.
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: But I got one more thing to say to you.
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: Can I say it?
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Say it? Say it?
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: This is nephew Tomy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: You just got prank, baby, You just got pranked by
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: your sister. Who listen, Jason, This is nephew taught me
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Man listen, hey, listen. I'm gonna tell you, Hey, your
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: sister receive to put me up to this man. And look,
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Regina Needa, that's why I don't need that happy man.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Y'all playing games with me. Got these kids over here
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: struggling like excuse me?
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: I mean I heard it.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Be glad you share it? You you you was a nephew.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Tell me because somebody pulls up there at four o'clock,
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: they was getting the muffles stop in the top of
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: the wood. I wouldn't plan that you know, damn you're
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: scared to hell out of me. That's just point blank man.
• 21:13
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• 21:18
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• 22:19
  Speaker 12: Shay in Southfield, she says. In December My boyfriend said
• 22:23
  Speaker 12: he needed a break after he had a major health scare,
• 22:26
  Speaker 12: and instead of letting me be there for him, he
• 22:28
  Speaker 12: chose space. I gave him space, and I spent the
• 22:31
  Speaker 12: New Year's Eve with an X. Does he have the
• 22:33
  Speaker 12: right to be mad at me?
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: God?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Wow? Wow? He he needed space?
• 22:39
  Speaker 10: What's the girl to do?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: He needed space? And you spent New Year's Eve with
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: an X? Woe?
• 22:46
  Speaker 14: Yep?
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: So I guess you took that to see what you
• 22:50
  Speaker 9: were again, Junior. That's a prime example right there. See,
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: he expressed himself and said he needed space. Now I
• 22:57
  Speaker 9: guess what you see?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Who do that?
• 22:58
  Speaker 9: It's a trap question? So if you need space, then
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: I need more space. See that's all the trap. Dog
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: don't don't, don't even fall from that.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Does he have a right to be mad? Yeah?
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he got a right to be mad because he
• 23:13
  Speaker 9: asked for space. He didn't ask y'all to start dating
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: other people. And I don't know what the health scire was,
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: but you know you gave him space.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all rights.
• 23:36
  Speaker 10: Jeremy and Charlotte.
• 23:38
  Speaker 12: Jeremy says, my wife and I met at work and
• 23:41
  Speaker 12: used to have sex in her car when we first met.
• 23:44
  Speaker 12: She wants to be a socialite really bad now, and
• 23:47
  Speaker 12: the sweet things that I've always done for her aren't
• 23:49
  Speaker 12: good enough?
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 23:51
  Speaker 10: Would I be wrong to give her a reality check?
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: Well, bro, I don't understand what you're saying, because the
• 23:58
  Speaker 9: sweet things you used to do for her the only
• 24:00
  Speaker 9: thing you told us y'all had sex in the car.
• 24:03
  Speaker 9: Now she wants to be a socialite, but you still
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: won't have sex in the car for.
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: Ye.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: So so what did you saying? Brother?
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: Y'all?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Y'all drive down to the socialite ball.
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: For you go in.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: You knock it out of the car right quick before
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: you go in. She don't want to do that. I
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: don't really know what you're saying, bro, because I don't.
• 24:24
  Speaker 9: You didn't give us no example of all the kind
• 24:26
  Speaker 9: little things you've done for You made one statement, we
• 24:29
  Speaker 9: used to have sex in the car for we got married.
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: Now we're mad. She want to be a social a LIKEE.
• 24:33
  Speaker 9: Now she don't want to do She don't appreciate the
• 24:34
  Speaker 9: little things I've done for her. So I'm just assuming
• 24:38
  Speaker 9: she done took sex in the car off the table?
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: You just.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Now no oh oh oh now she boogy now oh,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Now you don't want to get you don't want to
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: get rolled over in the car.
• 24:51
  Speaker 11: No more?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, Oh you acting brand new now, I be all right.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Well it's sound right, bro. Next on's you. Moving on
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: to Marlee and the d m V.
• 25:11
  Speaker 12: Marley writes, my husband stayed out all night Saturday night
• 25:15
  Speaker 12: and he said he was in a casino and lost
• 25:17
  Speaker 12: track of time. I tried to go off on him,
• 25:19
  Speaker 12: and he turned it around on me, saying I should
• 25:21
  Speaker 12: have called and checked on him.
• 25:23
  Speaker 10: Does he have a valid point or is this a
• 25:25
  Speaker 10: cover up?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Absolutely? He has a valid point. Absolutely.
• 25:34
  Speaker 9: First of all, there are no clocks in the casino nowhere.
• 25:42
  Speaker 9: You can lose track of time in the casino. I
• 25:45
  Speaker 9: have done it many times and then call.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Call for what you Okay, Yeah, you should have called
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: and checked on me. Wasn't no car. You ain't on
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: me to call.
• 26:01
  Speaker 9: I'm gambling. I'm trying to change your circumstances. I'm out
• 26:05
  Speaker 9: here trying to crack the bed and you.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Sitting up in here dog and me because I'm here
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: trying to handle beers and stuff. Bru ibby. Yeah, he
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: has a valid point.
• 26:14
  Speaker 9: And you know what, if you're not gonna check on him,
• 26:16
  Speaker 9: you can't expect him to call and he was in
• 26:18
  Speaker 9: a casino and he lost track of time. That sounds
• 26:21
  Speaker 9: very very valid to me. Plus you have no proof
• 26:26
  Speaker 9: of anything else happening. Are you now your little mind
• 26:30
  Speaker 9: and playing tricks on you?
• 26:31
  Speaker 10: Here we go last one, Steve. This is from Trina
• 26:34
  Speaker 10: and Phoenix.
• 26:34
  Speaker 12: Trina says, I met a man online eight months ago
• 26:38
  Speaker 12: and he's tired of our long distance relationship. I suggested
• 26:42
  Speaker 12: he moved to Phoenix and he said there aren't enough
• 26:45
  Speaker 12: black people here. That's that's a dumb excuse to me.
• 26:49
  Speaker 12: But why hasn't he asked me to move to Atlanta?
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Well, you got two things working here.
• 26:56
  Speaker 9: He is absolutely correct that he not coming out to
• 26:59
  Speaker 9: Phoenix cause ain't enough black people out that that's one
• 27:01
  Speaker 9: of the major reasons I'm not going to ever move
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: to Phoenix. And I'm not going to a state that
• 27:06
  Speaker 9: fights against the day off a holiday. That's racism at
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: a whole nother level. So I had he has a
• 27:12
  Speaker 9: valid point. There are not enough black people in Phoenix,
• 27:15
  Speaker 9: and the reason you ain't coming to Atlanta is because
• 27:17
  Speaker 9: there's too many black people in Atlanta.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Is one more y'all? He fooled. He full of Atlanta.
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: Boy.
• 27:32
  Speaker 9: You saw he online dating too, girl. I told him
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: to come to Phoenix. He tied a relationship, but now
• 27:40
  Speaker 9: he said, see but see, lady, guess what. You're not
• 27:43
  Speaker 9: listening to what he said. He said he tied oft
• 27:46
  Speaker 9: a long this relationship. He ain't saying he wanted to
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: close the gap. All he told you was he tired
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: of the long just relationship. You suggested he moved to Phoenix.
• 27:56
  Speaker 9: He say, ain't enough black people like that. Now you
• 27:58
  Speaker 9: want to know why he ain't asked you moved to
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: Atlanta because he tied at the long this is relationship.
• 28:03
  Speaker 9: And guess who the relationship with?
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: You?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: See why why y'all don't read the whole message. The
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: reason he's not asking you to come to Atlanta because
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: he tied at the long this is relationship. That's well said.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of you, just a nice way of saying
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: it is that what it is? You know me, and
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: you know me, and you know we avoid You know
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: how we really got to be the bad guy night, Julie,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: pay attention to me.
• 28:32
  Speaker 10: I pay attention to that, all right, pay.
• 28:35
  Speaker 9: Attention to see how he did it. I'm tired this long,
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: this relationship, you move the fingers. Ain't enough black people?
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: Well okay, then.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, Well.
• 28:45
  Speaker 15: Mister Steve Arbin Martin show Man, if he was going
• 28:48
  Speaker 15: to commit a robbery, who would you do with Shirley
• 28:51
  Speaker 15: a caller?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: How would you Why we're.
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: Here, Colin, hands down, We stopped ask this question. Sully
• 29:01
  Speaker 9: got cut problem. First of all, she don't cuss. Now,
• 29:03
  Speaker 9: how we gonna get everybody in the flow at the robbery?
• 29:07
  Speaker 9: And you don't want to cuss at the.
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: Mind guys, we need everyone to get on the floor.
• 29:12
  Speaker 9: No, see, you need somebody to cuss. That's how you
• 29:14
  Speaker 9: get them in the floor. That's the first problem.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Secondly, when I hollered, yeah, bote it down.
• 29:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah, then here comes the correction, Steve, it's everyone Okay,
• 29:28
  Speaker 9: Now we got another problem.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Then number three, she's scary. Yeah, it's just a real
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: scary person. And then she bugy she all at the
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: robbery with heels on and stuff, got a mid drift
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: top on and all this heit. What is you doing crop?
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't though.
• 29:55
  Speaker 9: I need calling somebody in. There's gonna be hood. And
• 29:58
  Speaker 9: then the last thing, sure too, honest, Yes it was
• 30:02
  Speaker 9: us what we don't have video.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: It's okay, it was us. I cannot lie. Yeah, call
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: it be in the line.
• 30:15
  Speaker 9: Got a mask on and thrust everybody out, shot somebody
• 30:20
  Speaker 9: in the leg.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: We're gonna come out of that, was it? You know
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: that's her favorite word, allegedly, don't tell the truth up
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: right after?
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: All?
• 30:37
  Speaker 10: Right, So I have a question for you guys, Steve.
• 30:39
  Speaker 12: You know, we just had big holidays, big family, traditional
• 30:44
  Speaker 12: holidays like we do for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Maybe not
• 30:47
  Speaker 12: as big as in the past, but still people over
• 30:49
  Speaker 12: the house. So here's a question. What do you say
• 30:53
  Speaker 12: to let your company know that you're ready for them
• 30:56
  Speaker 12: to leave the house? Yeah, really saying that you're ready
• 31:01
  Speaker 12: for them to leave?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's it, Younger. Going on to night,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I do like the club? Do I start diming lights
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: that last call? Yeah, I start dialming lights and cutting
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: music off. We're going in this year. We're gonna let
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: you know it's a difference going on.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve is pretty direct.
• 31:27
  Speaker 9: You don't have to he direct. Yes, I go to
• 31:29
  Speaker 9: the cot closet. Next thing, you know, you see me.
• 31:32
  Speaker 9: I just got a handful of jackets. Hey, which one
• 31:36
  Speaker 9: of these yours?
• 31:36
  Speaker 11: Dog.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: He did get in get into ben.
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: What he did that in New York when we steve
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: when we were the New York remember that, Timmy, he
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: was a hard party. You wanted us to come over
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: then just we thought we were having a good time
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: playing cards. He just went to the coat closet and
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: just started throwing us coke.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: What with Jackie George time jack Okay, cool, that's the
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: best way to do it, you know. He said, y'all finished,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: and he was picking up our plates. And then that's
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: around the table just hey, you know hey.
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: And then you know, once people see other people start
• 32:22
  Speaker 9: putting their jacket on, you know, it kind of kind
• 32:24
  Speaker 9: of it gets contagious.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: You did have to go. I was trying to be
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: kind to you.
• 32:32
  Speaker 9: Shurey, get on out now because you stay up in here,
• 32:34
  Speaker 9: and tell you right now, tell me what about. Ain't
• 32:39
  Speaker 9: no free morning coffee up in here, so you need
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: your coat, Shirley to get your coat.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Call this child, let's go, let's go, let's get on
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: out of here. He let's wrap this up.
• 32:48
  Speaker 9: Tell you right now, ain't no free cups of coffee
• 32:50
  Speaker 9: in the morning up in there. This ain't comfident in
• 32:52
  Speaker 9: what you're doing. If you drink your coffee in the
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: morning and here you're gonna work for it. All right,
• 32:56
  Speaker 9: let's go.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: You had heard it, You got it? Look up of coffee.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Don't be up in here. You're gonna need on all
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: kind of stuff in the morning. Can just get out
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: a mess?
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: Get your coat, baby. I respect y'all too much. Come on,
• 33:13
  Speaker 9: get your coat. And now I got too much respect
• 33:17
  Speaker 9: for you. Come on, ladies, let's get your coat. Because
• 33:20
  Speaker 9: you're up in this apartment at one am. I'm telling
• 33:22
  Speaker 9: you right now, there's some stuff that go down up here.
• 33:25
  Speaker 9: Come on, let's go. Let's get your jackets home. I'll
• 33:28
  Speaker 9: respect you too much. Please get out for one am, please, please.
• 33:33
  Speaker 12: So here's a question for you, guys. How attractive or
• 33:37
  Speaker 12: handsome are you really? A new survey from super drug
• 33:41
  Speaker 12: Online Doctor found on average, men rate themselves a five
• 33:46
  Speaker 12: point nine on an overall attractiveness scale of one to ten.
• 33:51
  Speaker 12: Only forty two percent of men are happy with their looks.
• 33:54
  Speaker 12: Some other interesting findings of the survey are this, men
• 33:58
  Speaker 12: think the ideal height is six feet and the perfect
• 34:02
  Speaker 12: weight is around one hundred and sixty eight pounds.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: One hundred and sixty eight six freet what.
• 34:10
  Speaker 10: You went to weight? Tell me when to hyde?
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, I ain't none of this right, Wait a minute,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: six feet, one hundred and sixty eight pounds. That's guineas
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: all get out. That's the perfect one. Nobody want to
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: weigh on one sixty eight. That's hungry. That's what that is.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: You know, if I weighed one hundred and sixty eight pounds,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: how all you see?
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Six two one sixty eight? Ain't no long I'd actually
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: try to whip you one to sixty eight. I went
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: to actually try, and.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: You probably could. I have to run the weak.
• 34:42
  Speaker 9: But let's get out of this, this number out of
• 34:44
  Speaker 9: it like I would. On the scale of one to ten,
• 34:47
  Speaker 9: I think I'm reading by like a six or six
• 34:49
  Speaker 9: point two.
• 34:51
  Speaker 12: Okay, that was right in that average five. That's why
• 34:54
  Speaker 12: I you know, junior, what about you on a scale?
• 34:57
  Speaker 15: I just want to thank the study for the point
• 34:59
  Speaker 15: now because I was fast? Oh okay about a fast?
• 35:03
  Speaker 9: What's on the scale of one to ten where most
• 35:08
  Speaker 9: men find themselves the average man says five point nine?
• 35:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so I said it was six sixteen.
• 35:14
  Speaker 9: I'm six two all the way around, six two in
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: high six two in looks on the scale of one
• 35:18
  Speaker 9: to ten.
• 35:19
  Speaker 10: Okay, what about your junior?
• 35:21
  Speaker 15: I thought I just about a five, you know, but
• 35:23
  Speaker 15: they gave me point nine, just the average I'll take.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: They gave you. Don't have to take that point now.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: All right on back to that side where you're healing.
• 35:31
  Speaker 12: All right, let's get to it. Let's get to the
• 35:33
  Speaker 12: Netflix scale of one to ten. How do you rate yourself.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Nine point eight?
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: The hell, man, Jesus, you got all the hookliness out
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: the wait shure, I'm nine point and you've got to
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: be kidding.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: The last time I know who I am.
• 35:53
  Speaker 10: Nine point you're confident.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I'm comfortable with me. I'm nine point eight. We're talking
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: you probably about like a two. There ain't no two.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: But okay, Charley calling, Well, where where I'm at? Not
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: nine point eight?
• 36:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think you're with the other guys.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: I think, yes, I ain't with them, these two people
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: that think they know they.
• 36:18
  Speaker 15: No, no, no, no, we're not thinking.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I think really our number is our heighten how I'm
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: five so five tea five four? I'm not I'm not.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: About it.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest. Okay, honestly, you're looking at right now?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: What you're looking at and I'm just gonna do this
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: because he's my nephew family. Oh, I'm getting the current
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: of the package at him, the whole package. Well, he
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: lose something in height because the average man think the
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: idea height at six. So he lose he two inches
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: off that, and so he.
• 36:59
  Speaker 10: Got to be on the five can a scale of
• 37:00
  Speaker 10: one to ten.
• 37:01
  Speaker 9: I'm on scale of one to ten in terms of looks.
• 37:03
  Speaker 9: He about a six. All I'm talking about broke, it's hot.
• 37:08
  Speaker 9: I'm talking about a hard six. I'm talking about creeping in.
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: I'm talking about like somebody said five eight, that would
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: be a debate.
• 37:19
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: There?
• 38:00
  Speaker 12: Would you rather, guys? Would you rather have a driver
• 38:03
  Speaker 12: with very bad breath? Or would you rather your driver
• 38:07
  Speaker 12: drive like a maniac?
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 38:09
  Speaker 15: Well, which were wearing masks? So I just take the
• 38:11
  Speaker 15: drive with the band brod we still wearing Yeah.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I don't want to drive kill me. No, No, we're
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: gonna deal with bro. We're gonna let that winder down though,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: he's gonna have to let that window down. Grab with a.
• 38:25
  Speaker 9: Dude breath, so Brad. It was coming through the the divide. Man,
• 38:34
  Speaker 9: I was trying to close up the little money tray
• 38:38
  Speaker 9: I was. I was looking for duct tape. I was
• 38:41
  Speaker 9: trying to seal the cracks if I had some conking
• 38:44
  Speaker 9: I just.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I was looking for that. I had took my jacket.
• 38:51
  Speaker 9: Off and packed it in the crack between I want
• 38:53
  Speaker 9: to see. I was trying to shut off all ventilation.
• 38:57
  Speaker 9: I was sitting back there, man, I ain't have on nothing, but.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I took all my clothes and packed it in cracks,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: just trying to stop this. What is she doing up there?
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
• 39:11
  Speaker 10: Would you rather curse really loud.
• 39:13
  Speaker 12: When you see a beautiful woman, or would you rather
• 39:15
  Speaker 12: cry softly when you saw a beautiful woman?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Which I did both of them on sight. Yeah, I've
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: done both. Yeah, we've all done both, right there, all
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: of that? Yeah, then i've done what? Yeah that whimpering?
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 39:50
  Speaker 10: Would you rather.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: You ever read a real fine chicken? Walked up to
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: her and tried to say some to it, and she said,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: excuse me, you're you're not my whoa?
• 40:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah, like the lady who says I don't like your feature.
• 40:07
  Speaker 9: Lady told me she said, I can't go with you
• 40:09
  Speaker 9: to the junior prom because I don't like your facial feature.
• 40:13
  Speaker 10: Your facial feature.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: It's nineteen seventy one, and they really came out with
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: planning sub surgery right now, I got it. I thing
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I can do about this right now? Nor I haven't
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: heard of boatox yet?
• 40:30
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 40:31
  Speaker 12: Last one, would you rather a totally silent sex partner?
• 40:35
  Speaker 10: Or would you rather one that talks the whole time?
• 40:38
  Speaker 10: The entire time?
• 40:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you can be quiet. You ain't got said, you
• 40:43
  Speaker 9: ain't got to give me no notifications or nothing. I'm fine,
• 40:45
  Speaker 9: I know what I'm not.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, neither one of them bother me. I'm trying to
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: get a rhythm going here?
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: What is all this.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Instruction booklet?
• 40:57
  Speaker 15: Now?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I want to do this, now, I want you to
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: do this? What good morning? Is your man? Steve Harvey
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: and my New Year's resolutions off the same as they
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: been all year long.
• 41:08
  Speaker 9: That ain't your business. Happy New Year, y'all from the
• 41:10
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Keep your resolutions to yourself. A
• 41:14
  Speaker 9: lot of haters out there, don't let them shake your baby.
• 41:18
  Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 41:26
  Speaker 12: All right, guys, it is time once again for comedy
• 41:29
  Speaker 12: rulelett Anthony Brown.
• 41:32
  Speaker 16: Very easy. Take three subjects, put them on a wheel.
• 41:35
  Speaker 16: Spend the wheel wedstop. We'll make it funny with professionals.
• 41:39
  Speaker 16: Watch us do it. We do it all the time.
• 41:41
  Speaker 12: Come on the subject new year's resolutions that you will
• 41:44
  Speaker 12: not keep all of them? And then the last one.
• 41:49
  Speaker 12: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
• 41:52
  Speaker 10: They dot dot dot dot uh huh spend we.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Splun it noning, nothing's gonna worry. You're right, spun it
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: bnet monet Let.
• 42:05
  Speaker 10: Stop it stopped on one. A relative got so drunk
• 42:12
  Speaker 10: for New Year's Eve.
• 42:13
  Speaker 16: They come on, Jay, all right, here we go. Huffer
• 42:17
  Speaker 16: earl got so drunk for New Year's Eve. He pete
• 42:20
  Speaker 16: and dirty clothes.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Heaper, Oh wow, well they dirty though they dirty?
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: I mean, you know.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: They don't get washed anyway.
• 42:32
  Speaker 10: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve they jr.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Ain't Barbara, don't make what sleeepy tato past no more?
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: They give it the family.
• 42:46
  Speaker 10: All right, Tommy, your relative got so drunk for New
• 42:48
  Speaker 10: Year's Eve.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: They you had sex with pain't thelma? Wow? Mood was up?
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Come on, king.
• 43:04
  Speaker 10: A relative got so drunk for New Year's eve Day.
• 43:08
  Speaker 9: Instead of leading everybody in the old lang's eye, he
• 43:11
  Speaker 9: led everybody with the national anthems.
• 43:24
  Speaker 10: That's true, all right. A relative got so drunk for
• 43:28
  Speaker 10: New Year's eve Day.
• 43:30
  Speaker 16: She got in a fight with it in the wheelchair,
• 43:32
  Speaker 16: and the wheelchair lady whooped her.
• 43:41
  Speaker 10: A relative got so drunk for New Year's eve Day.
• 43:44
  Speaker 17: We looked at the window and saw Uncle Carr under
• 43:47
  Speaker 17: the tree drinking with the dog.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: That's good company, though, that's good company.
• 43:56
  Speaker 10: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve day.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: So I doing the countdown. Just start taking clothes off.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Ten nine ain't bra pannies fox, everything was naked by
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: we got by the time we got the one.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Uncle Herman.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 44:18
  Speaker 10: Stephen relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
• 44:21
  Speaker 9: They that he slapped his uncle because he never believed
• 44:24
  Speaker 9: he was blind.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Sitting over the line ups all this shine.
• 44:38
  Speaker 10: Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
• 44:40
  Speaker 16: Bay, Uncle Earl been down the time shoe and everybody
• 44:43
  Speaker 16: sow he had on.
• 44:44
  Speaker 18: My thumb a thumb, whoa, whoa, so drunk uncle Uncle Ernestein.
• 44:58
  Speaker 10: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve.
• 45:00
  Speaker 17: They we watched Uncle Larry drop his dishes into china.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: What the hell?
• 45:12
  Speaker 10: Relatively got so drunk for New Year's Eve?
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Bay number two in the living room, flow right, God,
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: I couldn't hold it.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I couldn't hold it. I couldn't hold it.
• 45:27
  Speaker 12: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve, closing
• 45:30
  Speaker 12: out jeems.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Please he told his boss he had feelings for his wife.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Was lit.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: That let me.
• 45:43
  Speaker 12: I never have said, all right, nephew, tell me thanks
• 45:47
  Speaker 12: guys as always, nephew tell me.
• 45:48
  Speaker 10: Has a prank phone call coming up right after this?
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Lots people, This is Kirk Franklin.
• 45:53
  Speaker 10: Hey, this is Shaka Kahan.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: What's going on? This is your boy Kevin Hart. Hey,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: this is Chloe Kardashian. This is your boy Chris Brown
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  Speaker 1: with the big Snoop Dog.
• 46:01
  Speaker 12: This came to call.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: This is your boy sand the Entertainer.
• 46:07
  Speaker 12: This is Yo, Linda Adams.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Less up, It's DJ Cavin And you're listening to Steve
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. There's morning shows, and there's the Greatest
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Another one.
• 46:17
  Speaker 10: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 46:25
  Speaker 10: at the top of the hour.
• 46:26
  Speaker 12: Right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,
• 46:30
  Speaker 12: and the subject is what's.
• 46:31
  Speaker 10: So darn funny? We'll find out.
• 46:36
  Speaker 12: We'll get into it in just a bit, because right
• 46:39
  Speaker 12: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 46:42
  Speaker 10: What you got for his neft for today?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: What just went on in a lot of houses? Oh really,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: this went on?
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: This happened because you know, everybody bringing them this pot,
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: that pot, the pot looks you know how it goes,
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: And it happened in my house. And I'm tired of this.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: This is my last one. But this right here is
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: the pot. Look Bad pot Love. That's the title, Bad
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Pot Love. Okay, Okay, I know y'all has to be
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: brains stuff. Y'all houses just trifling. Okay, I'm not gonna
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: say nothing, but I shouldn't want to say something. I
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: know my wife listens.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: But your cousin can't bring no peach cab no more
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: and put some blueberries in it. She can't do that. No,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go and see it. She can't do
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: it no more. Okay, you can't bring no greens and
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: then have some kind of meat in it that ain't
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: turkey and we don't know what that is. You can't
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: do that no more to us. Some assaustionment in the greens.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: What you're doing? You cannot experiment on big holidays? All right?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: This is bad potlu let's go cat Thom.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, I'm suying to flying a heap.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Excuse me what you say?
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to reach a heap?
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Listen, I got your love from uh from Lowist. Look
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: that's my mama. I'm my Reeche. I'm lowest oldest son.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Now wait wait, excuse me?
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: Lois?
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Who's lowis.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Lewis?
• 48:11
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, hi, how are you?
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: I'm good?
• 48:14
  Speaker 19: You?
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: You you you you was at at Mama Deane's house
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: on New Year's Day. Yes, yes, everybody was there. Okay
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: when I got when I got there, you was gone.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: But what I'm what I'm calling a boy? Is you
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: the one made the black eyed peas? Right? I did?
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: You enjoyed them?
• 48:33
  Speaker 7: No?
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: I enjoyed the mother thing. That's why I'm calling. Let
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: me say this here.
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: Let me say this.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, comehead work.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: You can't talk to me like this.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: Don't do that, don't do that.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Say whatever you got to say, but please don't.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Curse that me.
• 48:46
  Speaker 19: Don't go to dinner your mother. Things got my jacked
• 48:52
  Speaker 19: up and I didn't have to go down to the
• 48:54
  Speaker 19: doctor to get my stomach pumped. I ain't got no insurance,
• 48:57
  Speaker 19: none of this.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: You know this, this, this did have messed up for
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: the last week. Number for the loanss to tell you exactly?
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: You know how is okay? First of all, okay, I
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: told you I'm at work, I'm around all these white people.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: I can't talk to you the way I want to
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: talk to you.
• 49:18
  Speaker 7: But let me just tell you this.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Don't call me with the dump. First of all, it
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: was a whole bunch of food there. How do you
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: know how can you single out my beans that made
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: you sit with all that got food there. You're not
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: gonna blame me.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: You get out of here, mam Mama Bean said you
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: was the one that made deface you.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Don't give a Mama Bean said it was all this
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: food there, and you're gonna single out my beans. Nobody
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: else complained, you know what the day's date is, okay,
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: and not one other person called me about them beans,
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: and by the as a matter of fact, other people
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: were complimenting me. So for you to call me with
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: the dumb all late and wrong, going to blame me,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: probably because you need a doctor's appointment. You should have
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: got Obamacare when it was available to you and how
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: you want call me?
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: But no, no, no, no, no, no no.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: So you could tell whatever you try to.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: Blame on somebody, you're trying to blame somebody else's food.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: Joe things my stomach up. And that's what the that's
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: what it falls down to. And at the end of
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: the day, you're friendly.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Can miss it? Bill?
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: You know the hell I hate what doctor Bill? You
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: said you don't have a short so how does the
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: hell did you have to swallow? And shot?
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: I had to play out my pocket to get my
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: stomach pumped.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, well taken care of if you paid out your pocket,
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: that means the bill is things.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: So you can get you gonna reimburse me.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not going to reimburse you with okay. In fact,
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: I got more beans for you since you got a
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: problem with them. I got a whole bowl for you. Okay,
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: how about because you fullish? So it's that made you
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: that's good for you.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: Hey, look, look, I'm gonna tell you this here right now. Uh,
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: the bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: need four hundred seventy two, four hundred and seventy two
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: dollars for your bulley things.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: No, right, no, no, no, you're not getting it no
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: money from me. And I need to go because I
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: got work to do.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know what you got to do.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Spend it off the time on the phone talk about
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: some bean with all that food. So the rice didn't
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: do it, the meat didn't do it. They had some
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: mother gravy. Gravy always people up that.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: Didn't do it.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: You wanna sing about my beans got out of here?
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Don't be calling me with this dumb you know what?
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Now tell me who gave me your number? Because I
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: don't even know you. I do know your mom.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: I'm Mama Bean gave me your number.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: I called Mama Dean passing out numbers. Well, I'm gonna
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: call Mama Dean and I'm gonna see if anybody else
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: got sick, which I know they didn't because it's fullish.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna call her see if anybody got sick.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: How about we do it that way. And also I'm
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna call miss Lewis
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: and see why her dead son is calling me on
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: the phone. Because this is something broke. I'm getting stick
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: and side of this phone call. And nothing was wrong
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: with my beans. If anything something wrong with you, and
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: so take a accident, clear your ouse and keep it.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: The flood of gonna get off my c Okay, okay, okay,
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: they say they say Tommy had some problem with the
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: bees too.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Tom First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I don't even know her know her. So Tommy Hugh,
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: I'm calling Mamma Dean. She ain't got no bodness giving
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: my mo number to nobody.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: This is what what you want me to tell Tommy.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: So you can tell them whatever you want to tell them.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: And if you kind of gain other people who want
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: to jump away your side, it's not gonna happen because
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: nobody complained about the beans. Give me give me another name,
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: because Tommy wasn't there. I know just about everybody that
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: was there wasn't nobody named Tommy there.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so you're gonna say you tell me, nephew,
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Tommy wasn't there. What nephew tell me? This is new
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: from Steve Harvey mor Than Shoe Heather. You just are
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: you crazy? Your cousin f got me to brank phone call.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: You people walking by me looking at me because I'm
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: walking again, blighting problem.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: You tell me?
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: Are you crazy?
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: So good?
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Oh man, you got me. You got me wanting to
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: taste your black eyed t baby. Okay, oh good?
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Nobody could come. I'm sitting here like, come on, ain't
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: get these people fack, you aren't gonna get no money.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Show me this baby, tell me this. What is the
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: Baddest the Baddest Radio show? In the land. Oh but
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: you know it.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: But you know it's Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is great. Keep cooking your bad baby.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: You are all right, thank you.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: New Year.
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: All right, that's the new year.
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: And next year I probably pop up in mamma ten house.
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: Here you are welcome. Acow.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: We're gonna stop all this this bad pot Look, we're
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: gonna stop it. We're gonna stop bringing these potluck thing.
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  Speaker 9: Food police, Well, we need food police. You know what
• 54:15
  Speaker 9: happened in my house. You know it's been doing keto
• 54:20
  Speaker 9: low carbs. Just decided, you know, enjoying my day. So
• 54:23
  Speaker 9: I let gold and had three sweet potato pies.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: I said, okay, so when I get through on my
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: chill and give me a big hunk of sweet potato pie.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Do you know they ate all three of them sweet
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: potato pie before you got the dog. I went over
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: there and Margie said, you didn't get no pie. I
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: said no, I was waiting because after the game.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: They ate all three of them sweet potato pie. The kids,
• 54:52
  Speaker 9: the kids, the grandparents, their friends.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I walked in the kitchen, I looked at everybody. I'm different.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: I get mad at my wife at that point, Have
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: me some foods outside, take care of me.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. First, my toe was very nice. Have me
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: some food?
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, if you don't, Mary, if you have me
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: a plate set aside, I'm not gonna eat these large,
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: gigantic places and everybody are eating.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. What if she put your
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: plate aside and somebody eat it?
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: You that came to my house stealing? All right?
• 55:32
  Speaker 10: Well, thank you.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Nephew for that.
• 55:34
  Speaker 10: Good luck in your marriage.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 55:38
  Speaker 10: Coming up, strawberry letter subject? What is so darn funny?
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  Speaker 10: Thank you, nephew. Subject, what's so darn funny?
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 56:54
  Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married for eighteen years and
• 56:57
  Speaker 12: I'm dating a younger lady on the side. I know
• 57:00
  Speaker 12: what you're thinking, but my wife stopped having sex with
• 57:03
  Speaker 12: me two years ago, and she got smart during an
• 57:06
  Speaker 12: argument and told me I could do whatever I needed
• 57:08
  Speaker 12: to do on the side because she didn't want me anymore.
• 57:12
  Speaker 12: It hurt like heck, but I moved on and met
• 57:15
  Speaker 12: someone new. My side chick is married, but she and
• 57:19
  Speaker 12: her husband have been living apart for four years. I'm
• 57:23
  Speaker 12: fifty five and my girlfriend is thirty five. She's tall
• 57:27
  Speaker 12: and thick with a tiny waist. It was love at
• 57:32
  Speaker 12: first sight and I wanted nothing more than to make
• 57:36
  Speaker 12: her mind. We didn't rush into sex because I haven't
• 57:39
  Speaker 12: been with another woman since I met my wife twenty
• 57:41
  Speaker 12: two years ago. When we finally had sex recently, I
• 57:46
  Speaker 12: admitted I was nervous. She thought it was sweet, and
• 57:49
  Speaker 12: she jokingly said she'd take good care of me. When
• 57:53
  Speaker 12: I kissed her neck, she giggled. When I rubbed her skin,
• 57:57
  Speaker 12: she giggled. Every new position she giggled. I thought I
• 58:01
  Speaker 12: was showing out, but every few seconds she giggled. I
• 58:06
  Speaker 12: looked down at her. She had tears in her eyes
• 58:08
  Speaker 12: from all the laughing. I asked her what was so
• 58:12
  Speaker 12: darned funny, and she said she can tell I have
• 58:15
  Speaker 12: been married a long time. I was offended, but I
• 58:18
  Speaker 12: played it off and I let her take control. I
• 58:22
  Speaker 12: wasn't expecting what came next, and she had me holding
• 58:25
  Speaker 12: on for dear life.
• 58:27
  Speaker 10: I got caught up in.
• 58:28
  Speaker 12: Her long legs and couldn't breathe at one point. Since
• 58:32
  Speaker 12: that night, she's been teasing me about wanting more. I
• 58:36
  Speaker 12: don't have the confidence to do it again. Am I
• 58:39
  Speaker 12: out of my league here? Or should I keep trying?
• 58:42
  Speaker 12: M Okay, let me get this straight. Let me just
• 58:46
  Speaker 12: get this straight. For a second, you were asking, you
• 58:51
  Speaker 12: are asking Steve and I to help you be a
• 58:55
  Speaker 12: better lover for your side piece. Okay, I mean, is
• 59:00
  Speaker 12: it over between you and your wife? I guess according
• 59:04
  Speaker 12: to you, it is, But you guys did try to
• 59:06
  Speaker 12: make it. You didn't try to make it work anymore
• 59:09
  Speaker 12: after this, right because your wife practically gave you away
• 59:12
  Speaker 12: when she said she didn't want you anymore and for
• 59:15
  Speaker 12: you to do whatever you needed to do on the
• 59:16
  Speaker 12: side that was like a permanent hall pass. I'm sure
• 59:20
  Speaker 12: that hurt, like you said it did, and it's been
• 59:22
  Speaker 12: two years. So what I don't get is why you
• 59:26
  Speaker 12: guys didn't just get a divorce. I mean, do you
• 59:29
  Speaker 12: still do things together? You just don't have sex. It
• 59:31
  Speaker 12: sounds pretty complicated. You're legally married but living single, and
• 59:35
  Speaker 12: this sounds like it's working for you. I mean, you
• 59:37
  Speaker 12: must have some sort of understanding or arrangement going on here,
• 59:41
  Speaker 12: and your girlfriend must too.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 59:44
  Speaker 12: Anyway, fast forward to the side piece. You may not
• 59:48
  Speaker 12: have a confidence to do it again, but she sure
• 59:51
  Speaker 12: wants you to do it again. She wants you to
• 59:53
  Speaker 12: do it again with her, so that should get your
• 59:57
  Speaker 12: self esteem your confidence up a bit, right, she crush
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 12: your ego with all the giggles and everything, but she
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 12: didn't stop. She didn't leave you, she didn't make fun
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 12: of you. She didn't even tell you to go back
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 12: to your wife. So she's obvious. She obviously likes something
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 12: about you, and maybe she can teach you a few things.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 12: So now the balls in your court?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 10: What are you gonna do? Steve Woo.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Girl?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 9: This letter here? What is something funny? Well, I'm the
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 9: man for this letter right here. Nice try Shirley, good
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 9: Christian answers. He ain't what this letter is about. This
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 9: ain't about no can you image workout? Could y'all talk
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 9: it through? Do y'all still do things together? That is
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 9: not what this is about at all. I have found
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 9: the secret in this letter. The subject is what is
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 9: so funny? That's what this letter about. The hell you
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 9: laughing at? That's what the letter is about. I'm in
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 9: here with all, I'm giving it all I get. The
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 9: hell is so funny. So now let's talk about this
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 9: because here what happened? This man been married for eighteen years,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 9: you dating this younger girl on the side, you know,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 9: and he's gonna talk to try to. I know you
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 9: know what you're thinking. But my wife stopped having sex
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 9: with me three years ago. She got smart than the argument,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 9: told me I could do whatever I need to do
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 9: on the side because she ain't want me no more. Okay,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 9: now I'm gonna show you something. It hurt like hell,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 9: but I move on and I met somebody knew my
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 9: side chick is married. Now this is critical information now,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 9: but she and her husband have been living apart for
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 9: four years. So now let's do the math.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Here.
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  Speaker 9: Here's a man been married eighteen years. His wife told
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 9: him two years ago she ain't want to have SEXU
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 9: with y. No, he told him to get something on
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 9: the side, go do what he.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Want to do.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 9: He meets a side chick that what that is married,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 9: but has been living apart from her man for years.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 9: I'm fifty five, my girlfriend thirty five. She tall and
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 9: thick with the tiny waist. Love at first sight.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I wanted nothing more to make her mind.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 9: She ain't rushing in sex because I hadn't been seeing
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 9: a woman since I met my wife twenty two years ago.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Another key piece of information. Here we go.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 9: When we finally had sex recently, I admitted I was nervous.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 9: When we finally had sex, I was nervous. She thought
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 9: it was sweet, and she said jokely, she'd take good.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Call me.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 9: That's a warning. That wasn't Actually, that was a warning.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 9: When I kissed her neck, she giggled. When I rubbed
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 9: her skin, she giggled. Every new position she giggled. I
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 9: thought I was showing out, but every few seconds she giggled.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 9: I looked down at her.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: She had tears in her eyes from all in laughing.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: I asked her, what was so funny?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 10: Hold on thought, Hold that thought, Steve.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 12: I we'll have part two of your response coming up
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 12: in twenty three minutes after the hour. You're gonna find
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 12: out what's so darn funny when we come back.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 10: Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:03:18
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  Speaker 12: All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 12: The subject is what's so darn funny?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 9: I've never taken this long down in the letter. I'm
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 9: three fourths through with the leavel before I have made
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: a point. But let me just do a recap so
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 9: you can understand this. Fifty five year old man's dating
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 9: a thirty three year old chick on the side from
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 9: his wife, who he's been married to eighteen years, but
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 9: for the past two years they haven't had sex.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: She told him go do what he wants. She don't
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: want him anymore.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 9: The side chick has been slipping separate from her husband,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 9: separated for four years. He met her, long legs, small waist,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 9: pretty face, fell in love at first sight, wanted her,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 9: but he hadn't had sex with another woman in eighteen
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 9: twenty two years.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: She said, it's okay, I take care of you.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 9: I considered at a warning, but he don't know that
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 9: because he ain't been with nobody else in twenty two years.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: He kissed on her Next she started laughing. He rubbed
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: her skin, she started laughing, touch her feet, laughing. Every
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: time they flipped to a new position, she laughing. He
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: looked down.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 9: She got tears in her eyes from all the laughing.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 9: I asked her what was so funny? And she could
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 9: say it, she said, I can tell you been married
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 9: a long time. Well, the question of the letter is
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 9: what is so funny? And the answer you, yo, ask
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 9: what she laughing at? I tell you what's so funny.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 9: First of all, that's why your wife told you she
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 9: laughing at your little sex moves, and she laughing at
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 9: all the little stuff you trying. That's why your wife
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 9: told you two years ago, don't touch her no more.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 9: And you can go do what you wanna do, because
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 9: your things frying. No bacon up in here like I
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 9: like mine extra crispy, and you in here serving up
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 9: all the wrong bacon.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Your grease ain't even hot. So now then she'd have
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: put you out.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 9: Now you gotta look at who you're dating, this woman
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 9: that don't put this thing on you, And you don't
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 9: know what to do now, you said in the letter,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 9: I was offended and played it off, and I let
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 9: her take control. I wasn't expecting what came next, and
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 9: me holding on for dear life. I got caught up
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 9: in her long legs and couldn't breathe at one point.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 9: Now won't know what happened right there. That's why she
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 9: been separated for four years, because she too much. You'd
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 9: too much for one man, but not enough for two.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 9: That's a beer with her song. She in her bone,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 9: crushing me, walking them up.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Break it off. You getting stuff happening to you you
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: ain't never had before. You scared you in that scared
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: she and that too much she over experienced.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 9: That's why her husband that left her for four years.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 9: He's somewhere trying to pull hisself together. Your wife don't
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 9: want you because you don't know what you're doing. You
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 9: fifty five. I don't know what made you think you
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 9: could do this, thirty five year old girl. Your wife
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 9: didn't want it no more. She don't want it now.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 9: This is what this letter is about.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 7: Dog.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: So now listen to me. You said.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 9: Since that night, she's been to me about wanting more.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 9: I don't have the confidence to do it again. And
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 9: I'm am I out of my lead here? Or should
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 9: I keep trying. No, brother, way out your lead you
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 9: the bit off molding. You can shoot and you can't
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 9: shoot baby girl because baby girl is a man either.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 9: She's a man eater. Yeah see, they wrote songs about
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 9: everything back then. You did in love with a man eater.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 9: And you ain't got nothing to eat cause your is inadequate.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: You sitting you can't?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 9: Are you all that old baby kissing on the neck?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 9: She don't want that rub in her skin? Her uh
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 9: flip over and watch this. You let her take control.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 9: She locked your mucky up. You didn't know what the hell.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 9: I can't read what you're doing me.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: This is too much. Let it go, stop letting her go,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: let me go. Shut your Yeah, now, listen to me.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: This is not gonna work out for you. Dog. You
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: need to stop this right now. Now. What you're gonna
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: have to do is you're gonna have to do some practicing.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: But you're fifty five.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 9: You ain't got any tank what you have, so now
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 9: you gotta do selective practicing. That's something I read a
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 9: long time ago that a man has a certain amount
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 9: of pleasure explosions, let's call it, uh huh in his
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 9: lifetime at fifty five, you are on the cusp of
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 9: running a little low on the number you got left,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 9: so you need to be most selective. The man eater
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 9: is gonna snatch yours from you, and you ain't gonna
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 9: have none left you already.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Sorry, the two women you've been with laughing.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 9: Your wife then told you to get somebody on the
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 9: side because she don't even want it no more. And
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 9: not a man eater that ate you up one time
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 9: and said let's just try it again, and you ain't
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 9: got to comfort this.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 7: What is he?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: And what is she doing? She's doing everything, She's doing everything.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: He ain't doing nothing right.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 9: He in the corner, scared, He trimmling, shook the blanket
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 9: over in the corner and pulled it over his little
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 9: neked body, just sucking his thing.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.
• 1:09:32
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  Speaker 10: Important lesson you learned, Steve from your parents that.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to be here.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 9: Look at her constantly told me that my mama had
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 9: me at forty two. I was talking to my father
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 9: one time, said, day, I need to talk to you.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 9: Say you can go ahead and talk to me, but
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 9: you do know Union supposed.
• 1:10:03
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• 1:10:47
  Speaker 12: your significant other join a gym as part of their
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 12: New Year's resolution? Be careful because, according to sex expert
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 12: Jessica Leoni, the gym is a hotbed bid for affairs,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 12: especially in the month of January when so many people
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 12: are signing up for gym memberships. Leoni said went on
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  Speaker 12: to say research shows that testosterone can spike up for
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 12: up to an hour after heading to the gym. This
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 12: behavior can have an extraordinary effect on your sex drive,
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  Speaker 12: and that's why Jim's are a hot bed for affairs
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  Speaker 12: seekers this month, she says people should become suspicious if
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  Speaker 12: their partner suddenly becomes obsessed with the gym.
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  Speaker 1: And is spending a lot of time there.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, so here's the question.
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  Speaker 1: So we know you guys.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, so jed, we're gonna forget the fact that they
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  Speaker 9: might be trying to get in shape. Yes, yeah, telling
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  Speaker 9: you right now. By Fellas. Before she read this right here,
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  Speaker 9: Homan wrote this article, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: About it.
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  Speaker 12: So has working out had a bad effect on your
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 12: sex drive? Are you in a food after your workouts?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 12: You know you do cold plunge, Steve Cardios, Tommy, you
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 12: run junior lift weights. So what's the story?
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  Speaker 1: You guys?
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  Speaker 3: Ain't nothing sure I wanted before I run, when I
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  Speaker 3: get through Ruddy, when I.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not what I want it. So if I
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  Speaker 1: can get it, it's the question. It's not us.
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  Speaker 3: I start putting an appointments and now you're doing anything
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Next Wednesday?
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  Speaker 1: You got a boocket in Vain or anything?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: Next wedding? Can I get thirty minutes of your time?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna hold you. I done
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: worked out, I done been so as hell and still
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  Speaker 3: tried it.
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  Speaker 9: How to pull muscles, childie horses, toast spasms and.
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  Speaker 1: You're still in the move wanting to get busy.
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  Speaker 9: After all that what I laid out? Yeah, oh oh,
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  Speaker 9: I lay that foot off that bed. Let that top
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  Speaker 9: spasm work itself out. Still there, I'll get that thing
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  Speaker 9: off that side of that bed that it go on
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  Speaker 9: and work itself out.
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  Speaker 10: What about a cold plunge, cause you're just you know,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 10: you're always so cold.
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  Speaker 1: Cold plunge is not good to discuss when it comes out.
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  Speaker 10: They don't go together when you.
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  Speaker 9: First get out that cold plood. You're not very attractive
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  Speaker 9: to you. You need to turn the heat off.
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  Speaker 1: Mary show Man, I can't get no stupid than it is.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: I helm the stupidest person anywhere.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, oh yes, everything you just said is true.
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I mean when when I walk in the room, do
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  Speaker 1: you feel my stupid I just told my sister you
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  Speaker 1: were stupid. Hey, hey, I did wait years ago. I
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: got a whooping for it. My mama. Don't think I'm stupid. Man,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not hurt. Thank you, the whole family. Thank you.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 12: Coming up right after you're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 12: Morning Show. All right, Steve, this letter, this question is
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 12: from Kirk on Facebook. Kirk writes, my roommate and I
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 12: have been friends since we were kids, but I try
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  Speaker 12: to keep out of his personal life. For almost a year,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 12: he's been seeing a married woman and I haven't said
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  Speaker 12: a thing. But last week her husband showed up at
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 12: our house. At first he thought I was my roommate,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 12: but I managed to get him to calm down and
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  Speaker 12: not knock me out. I said I said something to
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  Speaker 12: my roommate, but he was not worried at all and
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 12: was unfazed by the news. He says the husband and
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 12: wife have stuff to work out and is not his concern.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 12: But come on, dog, as far as I can tell,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 12: it's fifty percent his fault. The whole thing has me
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 12: thinking about moving out.
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  Speaker 10: Am I wrong? Uncle Steve? How would you handle this?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 9: I mean, look, man, you consider a pitch talk about
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  Speaker 9: it ain't none of your concern. But once you mess
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  Speaker 9: with a man's wife, Bible speaks about that when he
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  Speaker 9: find out there's an anger level that he coming with
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  Speaker 9: that we ain't really got nothing for I don't know
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  Speaker 9: what to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 9: That's a dangerous thing that a man that came by
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 9: your house. And the reason the man comes by your
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 9: house is not cause his wife is cheap. But of
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 9: all the women in the world that ain't gotten nobody,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 9: you done decided to disrespect me and come over here
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  Speaker 9: and get mine. I know she ain't worth nothing to
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  Speaker 9: me right now, but the fact that you think I'm
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  Speaker 9: the little punk dude that you can step on, I
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 9: come to let you know who I am.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: See, that's what that is right there. He already know
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: his wife that violated the vows. He got that.
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  Speaker 9: But this dude thought, oh, so you gonna come get
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  Speaker 9: mine like you gonna just disregard me and my position
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 9: as a man and a husband. That's why I'm whooping yours.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 9: That's what that all about. You should have said something
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  Speaker 9: to him. But your friend is he gonna he gonna
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 9: set hisself up, man, because this man gonna do something
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 9: to it if he get to him. He didn't come
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 9: over there to talk. But dude, the room may move
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 9: out or stay with it. Well, y'alloll got it from
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 9: here because I'm gonna get away from here because this
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 9: don't go down. He'd have been over that one time.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 9: He's still mad, and you don't know what could trigger
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 9: this dude. This dude come over here and shoot the
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 9: whole place up.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna myself.
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  Speaker 9: I gonna get out because if that's how your dude
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 9: is acting, and then you bring it up to him,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 9: they got some things that ain't none of my concern.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Hold up, bro, he messed with the man's wife, right, yeah, brouh.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 9: You don't understand where this dude that he didn't invest
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 9: it in this marriage. He'd got credit probably then bought property,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 9: house or some card notes. Now you're over here, okay,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 9: all these women over here that ain't got nobody. Yeah,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 9: you're gonna come over here with going Now, I got
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 9: you a trip, and it's fifty percent of this is
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 9: her fault.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: I got that, but I mean I can't. I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't hit her. But I'm fitting to whoop your
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: and what's all this? All this unphased? I'm unfazed.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, Yeah, Hey, the man that came by your house,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 9: I don't know. I don't know what you think happened
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  Speaker 9: in here. He'd have been by the house.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 10: Now, Yeah, I'm warning Okay, it's all I'm saying.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: You have been warned. Yeah, all right, ain't it ain't
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: nothing like it outside your own house. That's bad. That's us.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Everybody know you over there. It ain't like you get
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: to leave. All the neighbors know who stayed there.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: Man, somebody came over to Harold and Jamie's house, had.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 11: Harold and Jamie.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: I look over, man, man, Jamie just backed at the driveway,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: never looked back. And what's the roommate's name?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 10: Who wrote this? What's the roommate's name?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: No, that's Jamie. Oh that is Jamie.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 10: Okay, Yeah, Jamie's gotta go.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Harold is they're talking about. No, he ain't no concern
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: about Okay.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 6: He's UNFAZEDA you better get phased, all right?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 12: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 12: more Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 10: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 12: So January this month right here, happens to be National
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 12: Soup month, guys, and the weather is perfect across most
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 12: of the country for soup. It is with this arctic
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 12: blast we're experiencing right now. According to a recent survey.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 12: Here are the three most beloved soups.
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  Speaker 1: Give it to me. I cook three this week I
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: cooked three. I want to see if you hit it.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, broccoli cheddar, no you, cream of chicken and wild
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 12: rice chicken noodle soup.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that worked.
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  Speaker 10: This is this makes four. I'll throw on a bonus
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 10: creamy tomato.
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  Speaker 12: No.
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  Speaker 1: Ya know. Well, we know who they talk to.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 10: About it, we know what.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Top surveys those says.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, so what are yours?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Tommy? Let me gumbo, chili and chicken noop, uh huh
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: them three? Yeah, yeah, that'd be three. If you're sick though,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: you chili ain't gone?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 10: Are they considered gumbo?
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: Well, the chili, it's just gonna be a little rough
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: on you, you know. Yeah.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 14: Well, as long as you ain't on a plane, you
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 14: know you're good. Now you got heartburn in addition to
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 14: the cold. They need to ask people what they ate,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 14: like Steve said, before they get on.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 10: The plane these days.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: What all right? So that's it.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 12: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 12: up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we will
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 12: play around would you rather right after this?
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  Speaker 10: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 8: Nothing's worse than pet's bouncing on and off your bed
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  Speaker 10: It is time now for a rounded Would you rather?
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Guys?
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather have a driver with very bad breath?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 12: Or would you rather your driver drive like a maniac?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Well, which ran mass? So I just take the drive
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: with the man breath, which did win.
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  Speaker 7: All.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to drive kill me. Were gonna build.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: We're gonna let that window down, though, you gonna have
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: to let that window down. That grab with a dude.
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  Speaker 9: Breath, So Brad, it was coming through the close up
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  Speaker 9: the little money tray. I was I was looking for
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  Speaker 9: duct tape. I was trying to seal the crack. If
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 9: I had some conking.
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  Speaker 7: I just.
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  Speaker 1: I was looking for that. I had took my jacket
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  Speaker 1: off and packed it in the crack between and the sea.
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  Speaker 9: I was trying to shut off all ventilation. I was
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 9: sitting back there, man, I ain't have on nothing but
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 9: my drawers. I took all my clothes and packed it
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 9: in cracks, just trying to stop this. What is it
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 9: doing up there?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather curse really loud when you see a
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 12: beautiful woman? Or would you rather cry softly when you
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 12: saw a beautiful woman?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Which both on sight?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: I've done both? Yeah, right there, all of that? Yeah,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: then I've done what?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: That wondering all right? Would you rather?
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  Speaker 15: Man?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 9: You ever read a real fine cheek and walked up
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 9: to her and tried to say some to it, and
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 9: she said, excuse me, you're not my type.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah, like the lady who said I don't like your feature?
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: Remember yea lady told me she said I can't go
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: with you to the junior bro because I don't like
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: your facial features. Your facial feature this nineteen seventy one,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: and they really came.
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  Speaker 9: I would plastic servy right now? Oh my god, thing
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 9: I can do about this right now? No, you haven't
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 9: heard a boat touch yet?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: Last one?
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather a totally silent sex partner or would
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 12: you rather one that talks the whole time?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 10: The entire time?
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can be quiet. You ain't got said. Yeah,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: you ain't got to give me no notif for K
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: says nothing. I'm fine. I know what I'm doing. Yeah,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: neither one of them bother me. I'm trying to get
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: a rhythm going here. What is all this instruction booklet?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: I want to do this now?
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  Speaker 12: I want you to do this what We'll be back
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 12: with our last break of the day and at forty
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 12: nine minutes after some closing remarks from the.
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  Speaker 1: One on a least you want right after this?
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  Speaker 10: Good morning. This is Shirley's Strawberry.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 12: And my New Year's resolutions are the same as they
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 12: have been for these last few years.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 10: Just don't make any because I never keep them. Happy
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 10: New Year. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 10: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 8: Nothing's worse than Pet's bouncing on and off your bed
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 8: on cold nights, waking you up every time. Mattress firms
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  Speaker 12: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 12: the day and time now for some closing remarks from
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 12: the one and only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, don't I don't really.
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  Speaker 9: I've been thinking about a lot of things, you know,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 9: and I was thinking just on a positive tip, you know,
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  Speaker 9: to just kind of just always encourage people to stay
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  Speaker 9: with it.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 9: Oftentimes, you know, when you you know, when you have
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 9: dreams and aspirations, all of us, from time to time
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 9: they get sidelined. All of our dreams and aspiration takes
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 9: a hit along the way to attaining them.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: And there's always a detour on the way.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 9: There's always some confusion, a set of barrels set up.
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  Speaker 9: It's just really hard to see a vision from start
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  Speaker 9: to finish, scott free with no troubles So if you're
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 9: in that position today and you're finding yourself waning in
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 9: your dreams and visions, it seems like it's just not
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 9: happening the way you want it. I want you to
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 9: understand it's not going to happen just the way you
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 9: want it. That is the way it works. And I
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 9: know that's not great news, but it's the truth. Nobody
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 9: gets where they want to be in life just the
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 9: way they want it. So if you're thinking that you're
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 9: going to get there scott free, that you will just
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 9: have a smooth sailing, that's not the way it works.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Life isn't designed that way. So factor in the fact
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: that you are going to have troubles and difficulties along
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  Speaker 1: the way.
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  Speaker 9: And if you stop your visions or dreams because of
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 9: that reason, right there, the rule is simple.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: Here's the rule.
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  Speaker 9: You can start again today. You can just start again
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 9: today and guess what. You don't need anybody's permission. All
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 9: you have to do is rewrite your dreams down on
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 9: your vision board, reclaim victory, ask God for your help
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 9: and your strength, and get back to making your dreams
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 9: and visions come true for your life. You all listen
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 9: to me, stop waking up just going about the day
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 9: seeing how it's going, without any projects, without any visions,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 9: without any aspirations, without a plan to attain the things
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 9: that you really want in life. Stop waking up like
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 9: that with no to do. Make a plan at night,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 9: pray about it, ask God for help. You know, now,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 9: look when you rake, when you make your plan, that's
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 9: just the request you're asking God to help you come true.
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  Speaker 9: Matter how you get there is going to be difficult.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 9: It's going to be difficult. But once you started, there
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 9: is no one who says you can. So y'all just
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 9: get back in the pocket, get back up on the horse,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 9: get back to dreaming again, get back to wanting to
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 9: hoping to believe in again. Don't let the setbacks and
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 9: the troubles of life stop you, because I got.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: News for you. You're gonna always have them. You're going
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: to always have them.
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  Speaker 9: And like today, man, God, I just went back through
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 9: my phone because what I do is when I see
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 9: motivational phrases or scriptures that really register with me, I
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 9: take my phone out and I take the picture of it,
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  Speaker 9: and then I've created this album in my photo section
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  Speaker 9: called motivation, and I file all those.
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  Speaker 1: Pictures in my motivational thing.
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  Speaker 9: And when I find myself wavering, feeling a little uncertain,
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  Speaker 9: feeling a little shaky about decisions, I go back to
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  Speaker 9: my motivational folder in my photos and I just started
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  Speaker 9: reading the little quotes I got in there. I just
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  Speaker 9: start going down the line. I've got some stuff in there, man,
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  Speaker 9: that I've had in there for years. Man, But I
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  Speaker 9: can still read from time to time, you know, like
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  Speaker 9: for example, I was today I read this one. It says,
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  Speaker 9: I can't cry about having a lot on my plate
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  Speaker 9: when my whole goal was to eat. I can't cry.
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  Speaker 1: About having a whole lot on my plate when my
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  Speaker 1: whole goal was to eat. And man, I find myself
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  Speaker 1: doing that talking about Lord a bird. Man, I'm tired.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 9: I got all this, I got all that. Hey, Steve,
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  Speaker 9: did you hear yourself? You got all this, and you
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  Speaker 9: got all that.
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  Speaker 1: What you're tripping for?
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  Speaker 9: And I gathered myself, you know, And then you know,
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  Speaker 9: you know, I have a lot of stuff in there.
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  Speaker 9: Like one of them I read today was, Oh my bad,
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  Speaker 9: I'm sorry for bothering you.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot. I only exist when you need me for
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  Speaker 1: something that's God tell you Oh my bad. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: for bothering you. I forgot.
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  Speaker 9: I only exist when you need me for something. I
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  Speaker 9: have all these little things, man, that always motivate me.
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  Speaker 9: Here's another one. Winners are not people who never fail,
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  Speaker 9: but people who never quit.
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  Speaker 1: Amen.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, failure is a failure is a part of the process.
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  Speaker 9: Here's another one. I have not failed. I've just found
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  Speaker 9: ten thousand ways that don't work. Thomas Edison.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I have not failed. I just found ten thousand
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  Speaker 1: ways that don't work. Do you see?
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  Speaker 9: Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you
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  Speaker 9: travel from where you started. That's a proverb. And I
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  Speaker 9: just keep stuff like that, and you know, all always.
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  Speaker 9: And last one I read this morning was I want
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  Speaker 9: to inspire people. I want someone to look at me
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  Speaker 9: and say, because of you, I didn't give up. That's
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  Speaker 9: always been important.
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  Speaker 1: So y'all stay.
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  Speaker 9: Motivated, stay the course, find a way to self motivate
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  Speaker 9: yourself when you down, and get back.
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  Speaker 1: To dreaming and believe it for all.
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