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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all all at all,
- 0:12Speaker 2: don't given them.
- 0:15Speaker 3: A bu bu boz had listen to show.
- 0:38Speaker 4: I don't joy yeah, joy they have.
- 0:59Speaker 2: You gotta do that.
- 1:06Speaker 5: You love, You.
- 1:24Speaker 3: Gotta turn.
- 1:29Speaker 6: You got to turn the mouth the turn.
- 1:43Speaker 3: You probably got to turn mouth out the water the water.
- 1:49Speaker 7: Look, come on, come on, you'll think, uh huh, I
- 2:02Speaker 7: sure will.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,
- 2:07Speaker 2: DIGNI now one and only Steve Harley got a radio
- 2:10Speaker 2: show today. It's real simple for everybody that's trying to
- 2:16Speaker 2: become successful on any level, in any arena, any genre.
- 2:23Speaker 2: I don't care what it is. If you're trying to
- 2:25Speaker 2: be successful, this message is for you. Let me help
- 2:29Speaker 2: you understand something real clear. You ain't gonna make it
- 2:33Speaker 2: the way you want to, and you're not going to
- 2:36Speaker 2: make it to the heights that's fully out there and
- 2:39Speaker 2: available for you without God. And I'm just keep it
- 2:43Speaker 2: real simple and clean for you today. You're not going
- 2:46Speaker 2: to make it the way you want to, and you're
- 2:49Speaker 2: not going to get to the heights that's available to
- 2:53Speaker 2: you without God. You have to get this through your head.
- 2:59Speaker 2: You can try if you want to, because I did.
- 3:01Speaker 2: I'm here to tell you I am talking purely from experience.
- 3:05Speaker 2: Here you can try it without God, and you can
- 3:09Speaker 2: see how far you can get. Will you have some
- 3:12Speaker 2: measures of success? Of course you will. Will it feel
- 3:16Speaker 2: like days like you might make it? Of course you will.
- 3:19Speaker 2: But let me ask you a question, though. What you're
- 3:21Speaker 2: gonna do about them days when you feel like you
- 3:23Speaker 2: ain't gonna make it. When you're gonna do about them
- 3:25Speaker 2: days where it feel like there are no answers to
- 3:27Speaker 2: your questions. What you're gonna do about them days? What
- 3:29Speaker 2: you're gonna do about them days when everybody laughing that
- 3:32Speaker 2: you turn against you. What you're gonna do about them
- 3:35Speaker 2: days when you just don't see no way through it?
- 3:38Speaker 2: What you're gonna do about them days? I got the sunshine,
- 3:41Speaker 2: you know, sunshine cool? Everybody got friends? When it's sunny outside.
- 3:45Speaker 2: You want some friends, hit the lotto, You wanna get
- 3:47Speaker 2: rid of them friends, Go ask for some help.
- 3:50Speaker 3: Man.
- 3:50Speaker 2: I'm talking about man. They scattered like roaches where lights
- 3:52Speaker 2: come on. I'm trying to tell you. So, now here
- 3:55Speaker 2: we go again, and you can do this without God
- 3:58Speaker 2: now because I've done it, and you can have yourself
- 4:01Speaker 2: some measure success. Let me even hip you to a
- 4:03Speaker 2: little bit closer, though, let me tell you why you
- 4:06Speaker 2: are doing it without God and having some measure of success.
- 4:09Speaker 3: Can I tell you why?
- 4:11Speaker 2: Because of God's grace and mercy to us, because of
- 4:14Speaker 2: his grace and mercy trying to keep us in spite
- 4:18Speaker 2: of ourself for the real mission that He really got
- 4:21Speaker 2: for us. See that's the truth of the matter now,
- 4:24Speaker 2: now what we're talking about, NASTI see, so yeah, yeah,
- 4:27Speaker 2: you can do it without God, and you can have
- 4:28Speaker 2: some measure of success without God. And yeah, yeah you
- 4:32Speaker 2: got your little degree and everything, or yeah you completed
- 4:34Speaker 2: the program God, all that, YadA, YadA YadA. But don't
- 4:38Speaker 2: you know something. It's because of God's grace and mercy
- 4:41Speaker 2: that he helps us anyway, well even when we ain't
- 4:44Speaker 2: asking for help, when he bails us out anyway, when
- 4:47Speaker 2: wein't even ask him to be bailed out. You know why,
- 4:49Speaker 2: because He love us that much that he would allow
- 4:52Speaker 2: us to exist until we get our mind together where
- 4:55Speaker 2: he could take us away, really trying to take us.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Let's get this real straight and clear to you can
- 5:01Speaker 2: do this without God if you want to, but I
- 5:04Speaker 2: am telling you to get to where you really want
- 5:07Speaker 2: to be and to be all that God has for you.
- 5:10Speaker 2: You got to have God. There is no ifs ads
- 5:14Speaker 2: but about it. And let me tell you this here.
- 5:16Speaker 2: I don't really care what nobody.
- 5:18Speaker 3: Then told you. Are you listening to me?
- 5:22Speaker 2: I don't care what they say. Don't get this thing twisted.
- 5:26Speaker 2: They got these people out here talking about they illuminatis
- 5:29Speaker 2: and all. Listen, man, don't listen to me. Don't get
- 5:32Speaker 2: caught in this mess. Don't get caught in no foolishness.
- 5:36Speaker 2: You were created by God. God created you and your soul.
- 5:41Speaker 2: We were all created in His image, all of us.
- 5:45Speaker 2: Don't get to talking about you.
- 5:46Speaker 3: Finish. Cut a deal with the devil in all you
- 5:48Speaker 3: ain't cutting no deal with nobody.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Man.
- 5:49Speaker 3: The devil don't do deals. He one sided.
- 5:53Speaker 2: I'm taking you to hell. You going to hell. You're
- 5:55Speaker 2: burning here. That's his deal. I want your soul. I
- 5:59Speaker 2: want you to lose hope. I want you to take
- 6:01Speaker 2: your life. I want you to take some other people's lives.
- 6:04Speaker 2: I want you to feel hopeless. I want you to
- 6:06Speaker 2: realize that it ain't no God. That's his whole deal.
- 6:09Speaker 2: His whole deal is negative. Oh he can talk you
- 6:12Speaker 2: in the deal in drugs if you want to. But
- 6:13Speaker 2: let me tell you something about this. I watch these
- 6:15Speaker 2: shows all the time, drug inc And all this here
- 6:18Speaker 2: cocaine mafia.
- 6:20Speaker 3: Everybody on now go to jail or get killed.
- 6:24Speaker 2: Our prisons is filled today with our young boys because
- 6:26Speaker 2: they thought they can outslick the system. They thought they
- 6:30Speaker 2: had away, they thought they sitting up been here and
- 6:32Speaker 2: they failed. For the old cliche, man, I gotta do
- 6:35Speaker 2: what I gotta do, I gotta get this money. Well,
- 6:37Speaker 2: the only reason you gotta do what you gotta do
- 6:39Speaker 2: is because, like I say all the time, you didn't
- 6:41Speaker 2: do what you were supposed to do. It is but
- 6:43Speaker 2: because of His grace and mercy that we exist, and
- 6:47Speaker 2: God is just taking care of you, looking out for you.
- 6:50Speaker 2: Got some angels and camped around you until you get
- 6:52Speaker 2: your mind right so he can get you where you're going.
- 6:55Speaker 2: But now I want you to understand something. There's a
- 6:57Speaker 2: cost and a consequence and a penalty for everything we do.
- 7:00Speaker 2: This outside the will of God. That's for all of us.
- 7:04Speaker 2: All of us have consequences, penalties and everything that we
- 7:08Speaker 2: got to deal with outside of the will of God.
- 7:13Speaker 2: Understand that clearly, don't get this thing twisted sideways. You
- 7:17Speaker 2: understand me.
- 7:18Speaker 5: You know.
- 7:18Speaker 3: I heard a young man tell me one day.
- 7:20Speaker 2: He said, uh, Steve, you know, man, I just don't
- 7:23Speaker 2: see how God looking out for me, if he would
- 7:25Speaker 2: allow all these things to happen to me. I'm having
- 7:27Speaker 2: such a hard time in my life. I really don't
- 7:30Speaker 2: see how there's a God looking out for me. I
- 7:33Speaker 2: lived in a young man. I said, in the man,
- 7:35Speaker 2: ask you something. Man, you're still breathing. He said, yeah,
- 7:38Speaker 2: I'm standing here talking to you. I said, you're still free.
- 7:41Speaker 2: He said what you mean. I said, you ain't locked up,
- 7:42Speaker 2: are you? He said no, I'm standing here talking to you.
- 7:45Speaker 2: I said, where you get them clothes from?
- 7:46Speaker 3: I bought him.
- 7:47Speaker 2: I said, well, you bought them with what I bought
- 7:49Speaker 2: him with money. I said where you get the money from?
- 7:51Speaker 2: Young Joe sa I got job, mister huh, I got job.
- 7:54Speaker 2: I said, well, well where you live though? He said,
- 7:57Speaker 2: I got apartment. I said, well where you get the
- 8:00Speaker 2: mister Harvy, I'm working. I got an apartment.
- 8:02Speaker 3: I got a job.
- 8:04Speaker 2: I said, okay, okay, So now this this God ain't
- 8:07Speaker 2: looking out for you think. Finish finish telling me what
- 8:09Speaker 2: you're telling me. Well, see, man, I'm having it real
- 8:12Speaker 2: hard right now. I said, hey, hey, man, are.
- 8:15Speaker 3: Are you hungry? Have you had lunch yet? He's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 8:19Speaker 3: already had lunch yet.
- 8:20Speaker 2: I said, oh, okay, okay, so gone finish telling me
- 8:23Speaker 2: about this how God ain't looking out for you?
- 8:25Speaker 3: He said, oh.
- 8:26Speaker 2: And you know, man, every every time I try to
- 8:28Speaker 2: do something, it seemed like it go wrong for me.
- 8:31Speaker 2: I said, but let lim in the man something man,
- 8:33Speaker 2: I said, every time it go wrong for you, I say,
- 8:35Speaker 2: somehow you survive it. He said, yeah, yeah, I survive
- 8:39Speaker 2: it some kind of way, but it's still be all
- 8:40Speaker 2: messed up on me. I say, but but you still
- 8:42Speaker 2: got through it though, he said yeah. I said, okay, man,
- 8:45Speaker 2: gone finish telling me how how God ain't looking out
- 8:47Speaker 2: for you? And he stopped. He said, hey, miss Harvey,
- 8:50Speaker 2: He said, how come every time I tell you something
- 8:52Speaker 2: that's going wrong, you keep telling me God looking out
- 8:54Speaker 2: for me? I said, because you're still here, man, I said, See,
- 8:57Speaker 2: you don't understand it.
- 8:58Speaker 3: I said.
- 8:59Speaker 2: You seem to think that you're supposed to just you're
- 9:01Speaker 2: supposed to skate through life. That is all supposed to
- 9:04Speaker 2: go how you want it, any kind of way, I said, Man,
- 9:06Speaker 2: thisesus the test to your faith, I said, God looking
- 9:09Speaker 2: out for you the whole time. I said, every time
- 9:10Speaker 2: you tell me something going wrong, you seem to turn
- 9:13Speaker 2: around and tell me how you survived that. You keep
- 9:15Speaker 2: telling me what ain't going right, but you keep telling
- 9:18Speaker 2: me all these things you have. I said, man, so
- 9:20Speaker 2: what you gotta do is you got to stop looking
- 9:22Speaker 2: at the what you ain't got column and start focusing
- 9:24Speaker 2: on what you do have column. But if you ain't
- 9:27Speaker 2: happy with nothing heat and done for you, you wanted
- 9:29Speaker 2: to keep piling stuff on, I say you fail in
- 9:31Speaker 2: the test, young man. The test is are you grateful
- 9:34Speaker 2: for where you are right now? So I could give
- 9:37Speaker 2: you more so we can move forward? He said, oh, Man,
- 9:39Speaker 2: never even looked at it like that. I said, well,
- 9:41Speaker 2: why don't you take your blessed selfh on somewhere and
- 9:43Speaker 2: sit down? He said, I think I'm going over here
- 9:45Speaker 2: and let you finish talking. I said, thank you, son.
- 9:48Speaker 2: Sometimes you just got to look at what you do God, folks,
- 9:50Speaker 2: that's all it is. Okay, you can't make it with
- 9:52Speaker 2: our God, y'all. You got me today. All right, let's
- 9:55Speaker 2: be clear, let's go.
- 9:56Speaker 1: You're listening.
- 9:58Speaker 3: Morning Show, Ladies and gentlemen.
- 10:02Speaker 2: It's here another day, another opportunity, another chance, another blessing.
- 10:08Speaker 2: All of it's good. It's Steve Harf Morning Show, out
- 10:12Speaker 2: and about making the rounds. My life is filled with
- 10:16Speaker 2: grace and favor.
- 10:18Speaker 3: Man.
- 10:18Speaker 2: I just got to remember how far God they bought
- 10:22Speaker 2: me and quit going back. I have got to stop
- 10:28Speaker 2: letting people drag me back. I got to quit doing that.
- 10:33Speaker 3: I'm gone. Why am I going back? I'm gone? I'm
- 10:37Speaker 3: out telling you, man, what's wrong with me?
- 10:40Speaker 2: Ladies, gent to Steve Hart, Morty Show, Sharloon Strawberry with
- 10:43Speaker 2: a star on the head, Colin Parrell, Mississippi Monica Junior
- 10:46Speaker 2: with a baseball had Junior.
- 10:47Speaker 3: I wore baseball had today in honor you and the
- 10:49Speaker 3: legend that is the sleeve, nephew tongues. I wore a
- 10:56Speaker 3: hat like you. You don't act like I ain't.
- 10:58Speaker 8: Bought coining what happened?
- 11:05Speaker 3: What do you think you? What happened last night?
- 11:08Speaker 2: Well, first of all, I want to thank the Lord
- 11:11Speaker 2: that he let me see the debate, because just I
- 11:15Speaker 2: just want to thank him for that just some basic
- 11:18Speaker 2: stone when you're out the country, ain't gonna guarantee. I
- 11:23Speaker 2: ain't seen a football game, but I saw the debate.
- 11:26Speaker 2: All I can tell y'all. Right now, it clear to
- 11:29Speaker 2: me who should be president. It was clear to me
- 11:32Speaker 2: if I know there are some undecided voters out there
- 11:36Speaker 2: for whatever that reason may be. And I respect you
- 11:40Speaker 2: just based on tonight though, just just based on what
- 11:43Speaker 2: I saw you. Clearly, if you're not watching Fox, you
- 11:50Speaker 2: got to know what just happened. Even the Republicans on
- 11:53Speaker 2: CNN said he got slapped around pretty bad, but he's
- 11:57Speaker 2: still won. Okay, I don't know how you do that.
- 12:02Speaker 2: If I get my ass whoop, but I win. I
- 12:05Speaker 2: don't understand that. I've been jumped on several times every
- 12:12Speaker 2: loss I ever took on the block. I never saw
- 12:15Speaker 2: that as a win. But she was presidential. She was smart,
- 12:20Speaker 2: she was sharp, and she was on.
- 12:23Speaker 3: Man. Let me tell you something.
- 12:24Speaker 2: She was prepared, she wasn't playing around, and she reminded
- 12:28Speaker 2: everybody who he is and who he was.
- 12:31Speaker 3: Now did that move the needle for his Trump supporters? Now?
- 12:36Speaker 2: I doubt it for the undecided voter, for the people
- 12:41Speaker 2: who was planning on sitting it out, sitting on the sideline.
- 12:44Speaker 3: I was, I was really really proud of her, really
- 12:47Speaker 3: really just I said, you better be off.
- 12:54Speaker 9: I really was.
- 12:56Speaker 1: She was the president last night, she was a leader.
- 12:59Speaker 1: She was wrong, she's focused.
- 13:02Speaker 9: Yes, he just Mark.
- 13:04Speaker 3: Said nothing question, especially about Obamacare.
- 13:10Speaker 2: You know, well, we got some concepts and some plans
- 13:13Speaker 2: with what is it their concepts right now, but there's
- 13:16Speaker 2: nothing better than affordable healthcare.
- 13:18Speaker 3: And his constituents know it, because.
- 13:21Speaker 2: If you remove that, eighty percent of the people that's
- 13:24Speaker 2: voting for him will suffer.
- 13:25Speaker 1: That's right, That's right, Steve, That's right, all right, coming
- 13:29Speaker 1: up there.
- 13:30Speaker 2: Right, congratulations, toutes.
- 13:37Speaker 1: After the hour, we'll hear from the nephew if he
- 13:40Speaker 1: runs that prank back. Right after this.
- 13:43Speaker 9: You're listening hard Morning show.
- 13:46Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
- 13:48Speaker 1: prank back. What you got for his nest butt.
- 13:50Speaker 3: Cheecks but checks. Let's go catch up. Hello, Hello, I'm
- 13:57Speaker 3: trying to reach Carmens. Miss Carmen.
- 14:00Speaker 10: Uh, this is Nate Master's calling.
- 14:04Speaker 3: I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes.
- 14:06Speaker 3: This is mister Porter. Porter. How are you doing today?
- 14:09Speaker 5: I'm fine?
- 14:10Speaker 10: Is everything good.
- 14:11Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, every every everything is everything is fine.
- 14:14Speaker 3: Now your daughter is tenth grade, Crystal right, correct? Okay, Okay,
- 14:20Speaker 3: I want to make sure I'm you know, we got
- 14:21Speaker 3: so many kids with the same names. I wanted to
- 14:23Speaker 3: make sure I had the right person. So here's the issue.
- 14:27Speaker 3: You say your name was Nate. Yeah, okay, Nate. What
- 14:30Speaker 3: were the problem we're having here at the school is
- 14:32Speaker 3: I don't know if you are aware of it, but
- 14:34Speaker 3: when your your wife drops Crystal off at school, we've
- 14:38Speaker 3: got the parents as well as some of the teachers.
- 14:42Speaker 3: They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing, What
- 14:47Speaker 3: your wife is, Yeah, what she's wearing when she drops
- 14:50Speaker 3: the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy, and
- 14:54Speaker 3: her butt cheeks her butt cheeks her out. You know,
- 14:57Speaker 3: I don't know she's I haven't actually seen her her,
- 15:00Speaker 3: but I've been getting these reports from uh, we've been getting.
- 15:03Speaker 10: That's a little strange to me. I'm I'm typically at work.
- 15:07Speaker 10: I mean, I don't know what she's wearing. I'm I'm
- 15:10Speaker 10: happy to talk to her later on today.
- 15:13Speaker 3: Okay, Well, what I was gonna suggest is, uh, you know,
- 15:17Speaker 3: I actually I thought I was calling her phone. I
- 15:20Speaker 3: didn't know I was. I was gonna get you. But
- 15:22Speaker 3: what I wanted to do is get her to come
- 15:25Speaker 3: up here so I can see what she's wearing. You know.
- 15:29Speaker 10: No, no, no, I think I got this handl dude,
- 15:31Speaker 10: I can take care of it.
- 15:32Speaker 3: Well, well, well, I think it's gonna be better for
- 15:35Speaker 3: both of us, Like if I was able to see
- 15:37Speaker 3: her uh in the and and.
- 15:39Speaker 10: Let her look player, look, look, I got it, my daughter.
- 15:44Speaker 10: This is not even really concerning my daughter. This is
- 15:47Speaker 10: uh you know, this is this is above that take grade.
- 15:50Speaker 10: Let me handle it. So you know, you know, my
- 15:53Speaker 10: daughter going to principal's office is one thing. I'll be
- 15:55Speaker 10: on top of that, but I'm definitely gonna be on
- 15:56Speaker 10: top of this. So So, like I said, I think
- 15:59Speaker 10: I got this handle right now.
- 16:00Speaker 3: What now, your wife, Carmen, is she there?
- 16:04Speaker 10: Uh?
- 16:04Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I mean, is there any way I can
- 16:07Speaker 3: talk to her?
- 16:08Speaker 5: No?
- 16:09Speaker 10: Like I told you, I think I think I got
- 16:11Speaker 10: this one. I can take care of this. And you know,
- 16:15Speaker 10: my thing is, I've already told you that three times.
- 16:18Speaker 10: I don't know where you're really going with this. You
- 16:20Speaker 10: know I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and get
- 16:23Speaker 10: the situation situational RECTORFI as soon as I can. Okay,
- 16:26Speaker 10: but we don't you know, you don't need to You
- 16:28Speaker 10: don't need to see her, you know, talk to her.
- 16:31Speaker 3: Being the principal here at the school, sir. Uh Like
- 16:34Speaker 3: I said, you know, I'm just trying to, you know,
- 16:37Speaker 3: handle the school in the orderly fashion and make sure
- 16:39Speaker 3: that all things are taking care of around here and
- 16:42Speaker 3: we have no issues and no problems.
- 16:44Speaker 10: So what whether you're not talking to my daughter, you're
- 16:46Speaker 10: talking to me. I'm a I'm a husband, I'm a father.
- 16:50Speaker 10: I'm telling you what I tell you. I got to
- 16:51Speaker 10: handle I got to handle.
- 16:53Speaker 3: I understand it. But I have to handle my school. Though.
- 16:56Speaker 3: You understand that I have to handle school.
- 16:59Speaker 10: I will drop my door off myself.
- 17:00Speaker 3: Okay, I understand that.
- 17:01Speaker 10: What No, I mean, do I need to come up
- 17:03Speaker 10: there and talk to you?
- 17:04Speaker 5: No?
- 17:04Speaker 3: I need your wife to come talk to me. I
- 17:06Speaker 3: need to see what she be winning.
- 17:07Speaker 10: Don't need to talk to my wife.
- 17:08Speaker 3: Player. Do you have a wife, Yeah, I have a wife.
- 17:12Speaker 10: Come to my office.
- 17:13Speaker 3: But what what what do you? What do you?
- 17:14Speaker 5: What are you?
- 17:14Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
- 17:15Speaker 5: No?
- 17:16Speaker 10: What are you talking about that. My wife needs to
- 17:17Speaker 10: come and and and so you can inspect her outfit.
- 17:20Speaker 10: I'm not playing that game.
- 17:21Speaker 5: Player, I'm not.
- 17:22Speaker 10: We're not doing that.
- 17:23Speaker 3: Okay, I need to see what your wife be wearing
- 17:25Speaker 3: when she's dropping these keys.
- 17:27Speaker 10: Me yourself one, I send you a picture.
- 17:29Speaker 3: He man and man, I think we must have gone
- 17:31Speaker 3: down the wrong street, which is yeah, no, we definitely.
- 17:34Speaker 10: Down the wrong boulevard on this one. Player, Okay, let
- 17:36Speaker 10: me let me just make it very clear to you
- 17:38Speaker 10: my wife, you're seeing that in the office and all that.
- 17:41Speaker 10: Maybe we can come up there to marm is gonna
- 17:43Speaker 10: be me and her. No, he's not coming up to
- 17:45Speaker 10: the principal's office. We don't need to do it.
- 17:47Speaker 3: But we don't have a problem with you. We just
- 17:49Speaker 3: need her. I just need to see you.
- 17:51Speaker 10: You're gonna have a problem with me if we keep
- 17:53Speaker 10: going down this road right now?
- 17:54Speaker 3: Okay, So, so it's okay for her to have her
- 17:58Speaker 3: butt cheeks out when she dropped the kids off, but
- 18:00Speaker 3: as soon as I want to have her come out
- 18:01Speaker 3: of office for a meeting about this situation right now, right.
- 18:04Speaker 10: Now, you you said you're claiming her butt seases out
- 18:08Speaker 10: like seases out right now, you out of pocket?
- 18:11Speaker 3: Okay, No, it was out of pocket where she pulled
- 18:13Speaker 3: up and got out the car and her butt was
- 18:15Speaker 3: out of pocket. That's when it was out of pocket.
- 18:17Speaker 3: So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad
- 18:19Speaker 3: at me by what your wife then put on and
- 18:21Speaker 3: walk up into the school.
- 18:22Speaker 10: Look, man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I
- 18:25Speaker 10: gotta do on this on this end, your ind is
- 18:28Speaker 10: to handle what's going on in your school.
- 18:30Speaker 3: Well, ever, Dentlly, you're not handling that in over there.
- 18:32Speaker 3: So that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of
- 18:34Speaker 3: the school saying I need to have a meeting, a
- 18:36Speaker 3: private meeting with your wife so when her and I
- 18:39Speaker 3: can talk about what she's wearing.
- 18:41Speaker 10: Look, man, I done told you several times her coming
- 18:45Speaker 10: up there on her own is not gonna happen. So
- 18:47Speaker 10: this is where we at right now. You know what
- 18:50Speaker 10: you not gonna happen?
- 18:51Speaker 3: Say what?
- 18:52Speaker 10: So what you say you what's gonna happen Tomorrow? I'm
- 18:55Speaker 10: gonna come up there and drop my daughter off some
- 18:57Speaker 10: see you?
- 18:58Speaker 3: So you coming here tomorrow?
- 19:00Speaker 10: Salute?
- 19:01Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, So are you bringing miss
- 19:05Speaker 3: Carmen with you.
- 19:06Speaker 10: Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone
- 19:08Speaker 10: talk guy. Money. I'm coming up there to handle this
- 19:11Speaker 10: right now, because you're out of box that this is
- 19:13Speaker 10: how it's going down. There will be no butt cheeks
- 19:15Speaker 10: coming out out tomorrow. It's just gonna be coming out
- 19:18Speaker 10: the car on some real you understand. What's your name again?
- 19:22Speaker 3: My name? I'm poored the principal here.
- 19:25Speaker 10: All right, There'll be no butt cheek tomorrow. You will
- 19:28Speaker 10: see me coming out the car.
- 19:30Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, Uh, well there is there is another
- 19:35Speaker 3: issue we got here on the table, and what is that?
- 19:38Speaker 3: So so miss Carmen and she told you about, uh,
- 19:43Speaker 3: the conversation she's been having with Tommy. What is Tommy?
- 19:47Speaker 5: So that?
- 19:48Speaker 3: Once again, so your wife ain't telling you not so
- 19:50Speaker 3: she she hadn't told you nothing about her talking to Tommy.
- 19:53Speaker 10: No, dude, I don't want to play games man. Who's Tommy?
- 19:56Speaker 3: Okay? So? So, okay, okay, do you know? Okay? Okay? Cool?
- 20:01Speaker 3: Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve
- 20:03Speaker 3: Harvey Morning Show? Do you know him?
- 20:07Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 20:07Speaker 10: I know, Nate, Nay.
- 20:16Speaker 3: You just got pranked by your wife calm and baby.
- 20:20Speaker 10: Hey, at least he knows. Oh my god, wow.
- 20:34Speaker 3: Oh man, I gotta ask you something before we go. Baby,
- 20:36Speaker 3: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show.
- 20:39Speaker 10: In the land, Steve Harvey barn And Show.
- 20:45Speaker 11: I said, I'll be backing around all right, thank you,
- 20:47Speaker 11: nep You're coming up next. Ask the CLO or Chief
- 20:50Speaker 11: Love Officer, Steve Harvey. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,
- 20:55Speaker 11: coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
- 20:59Speaker 11: the second presidential debate was last night. Of course, we'll
- 21:03Speaker 11: do a recap a and some sad news, very sad news.
- 21:08Speaker 11: We've lost an icon and mister James Earl Jones. Mister
- 21:12Speaker 11: Jones passed away at the age of ninety three. And
- 21:16Speaker 11: today is September eleventh, and it is the twenty third
- 21:21Speaker 11: anniversary of nine to eleven. We'll talk about all of
- 21:24Speaker 11: these stories, yeah, at the top of the hour, but
- 21:27Speaker 11: right now it is time to ask the CLO. This
- 21:31Speaker 11: is from Tamika and Edison. Tamika says, my best friend
- 21:34Speaker 11: and I are dating guys that are close friends. My
- 21:38Speaker 11: bestie's boyfriend texted my boyfriend saying she's terrible in bed
- 21:42Speaker 11: and not freaky enough. I was snooping and I read
- 21:46Speaker 11: the text. Should I tell her to spice things up?
- 21:49Speaker 11: Or should I stay out of it?
- 21:50Speaker 3: Clo, Just stay out of it, you know, really, you
- 21:54Speaker 3: don't know.
- 21:55Speaker 2: You might not have read the text about you, so
- 22:00Speaker 2: you might not be in there with enough monkey tricks yourself.
- 22:03Speaker 2: Stay out of that because you you're not even supposed
- 22:06Speaker 2: to know about that bedroom.
- 22:08Speaker 3: But she ain't. She ain't doing it.
- 22:10Speaker 2: But you know what, he might not be what he
- 22:13Speaker 2: say he is a lot of times when people blame
- 22:15Speaker 2: other people, they deflected.
- 22:18Speaker 3: She ain't all that shit, ain't from enough.
- 22:20Speaker 2: You didn't bring it out though, See a lot of
- 22:24Speaker 2: times you got to look at this both ways.
- 22:26Speaker 3: So leave it alone. Stay out of it.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Just cause y'all dating friends don't make don't mean that
- 22:31Speaker 2: y'all gonna both get married and both have families.
- 22:34Speaker 3: This could be just a wash.
- 22:37Speaker 1: Okay, you know all right?
- 22:39Speaker 2: And I don't know no two dudes that talk like
- 22:41Speaker 2: that in no way about that. So obviously he ain't
- 22:44Speaker 2: playing on her being the girl because you not Finnish.
- 22:48Speaker 2: Talk to no dude about his woman. How she is
- 22:50Speaker 2: in bed, ain't no real man fin to give you
- 22:53Speaker 2: that information. Now we'll talk about something else.
- 22:55Speaker 1: Though, all right, thank you for that one. Colo Morris.
- 23:00Speaker 11: The d m V says, two females that I deal
- 23:03Speaker 11: with popped up at my barbershop at different times. I
- 23:06Speaker 11: don't play that, so I ignored them both. They're both
- 23:09Speaker 11: mad at me for dissing them.
- 23:10Speaker 1: I've told all of the girls that I date not
- 23:13Speaker 1: to pop up at my place of business. So am
- 23:16Speaker 1: I wrong?
- 23:18Speaker 2: Well, no, you ain't wrong, but you ain't the player
- 23:21Speaker 2: you Thank you. I've told all my girl I deal with,
- 23:27Speaker 2: don't come up to my shop. You'll be here whe
- 23:30Speaker 2: I'm working it. You understand. Don't they ever will come
- 23:33Speaker 2: up here?
- 23:33Speaker 3: Not here?
- 23:34Speaker 1: He talks. Yeah, am I wrong?
- 23:40Speaker 3: They mad at you? So bruh, you got you got
- 23:44Speaker 3: so and they popped up so so what what should
- 23:50Speaker 3: he have done? Steve?
- 23:50Speaker 1: Should he ignored them? Have ignored them?
- 23:53Speaker 3: Or well you ignored them? Now they mad?
- 23:56Speaker 10: Uh?
- 23:57Speaker 2: So now your problem is solved. They ain't coming up
- 24:00Speaker 2: there no more. See you can't put in the request.
- 24:06Speaker 2: Then when the requests get fulfilled, now you upset? See
- 24:11Speaker 2: you said don't come up here. They came up there anyway,
- 24:14Speaker 2: the consequences was you played them off and you didn't
- 24:17Speaker 2: talk to them. Now they mad at you. Okay, problem solved.
- 24:22Speaker 2: All your objective was for was for them not to
- 24:25Speaker 2: come up there. Now they came up there. Now they
- 24:28Speaker 2: mad not ignore them, and you ain't got to worry
- 24:31Speaker 2: about them coming up.
- 24:31Speaker 3: There no more. But you ain't who you thank you?
- 24:34Speaker 3: Though I told all told them woman to do something,
- 24:38Speaker 3: she ain't do it. Please expecting them to do what
- 24:44Speaker 3: you tell them? Right? Then Throne asked, if don't ever
- 24:49Speaker 3: come up to my shop?
- 24:50Speaker 1: Hey, all right, this is Leah in Kansas City Rights.
- 25:00Speaker 11: I've been celibate because my boyfriend is in Divinity school.
- 25:04Speaker 11: I went back home to visit friends, and I had
- 25:06Speaker 11: a few drinks and ended up having sex with an ex.
- 25:10Speaker 1: I feel so terrible. The Lord already knows what I did.
- 25:13Speaker 1: So should I tell Should I? Should my boyfriend know too?
- 25:17Speaker 3: Should I tell him? Why?
- 25:22Speaker 1: Because she feels guilty? You know, she feels some kind
- 25:24Speaker 1: of way.
- 25:25Speaker 2: Okay, you made a mistake. The Lord already know what
- 25:30Speaker 2: you did. Did you ask for forgiveness? If the Lord
- 25:34Speaker 2: has forgiven you, shut your mouth. The Lord may forgive you,
- 25:41Speaker 2: but he may.
- 25:42Speaker 3: Not right because he is. He may not be all
- 25:45Speaker 3: that design. Yeah, so why would you push? Shut up?
- 25:49Speaker 3: If this ain't lying? This is just shutting your mouth.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Okay.
- 25:56Speaker 2: Now, if he asked you, did you sleep with anybody
- 25:59Speaker 2: when he was gone?
- 26:00Speaker 3: This is when you lie.
- 26:04Speaker 1: Timing is everything.
- 26:09Speaker 3: Right now, you got no reason to lie? All right?
- 26:15Speaker 11: Last one, Steve, This is from Nissi and Temple. Niezy says,
- 26:18Speaker 11: I want my husband to do some manscaping on his
- 26:22Speaker 11: chest and underarms. He said, it's too painful when the
- 26:25Speaker 11: hair is growing back, but the hair is holding sweat
- 26:28Speaker 11: and funk and it's time for a trim.
- 26:32Speaker 1: How do I convince my man to groom his hairy body?
- 26:36Speaker 3: Yeah, well I don't like to wear it smells, so
- 26:40Speaker 3: I can't cut. I can't be up on you like this,
- 26:44Speaker 3: you know.
- 26:45Speaker 2: Okay, you got real serious? Yeah yeah, that chess had
- 26:50Speaker 2: When it's starting to stubble. It's a little problem when
- 26:52Speaker 2: he comes back, But if you keep it cut, just
- 26:55Speaker 2: gotta keep cutting it. It's just like facial hair. Man,
- 26:58Speaker 2: when I'm growing his beard, I mean that's after around
- 27:02Speaker 2: day fault you get it starts to do it some itching.
- 27:07Speaker 3: First thing.
- 27:08Speaker 2: Stubble ain't bad they photo. Yeah, day six, full blown itching?
- 27:16Speaker 1: How does how does she tell him? You know, how
- 27:19Speaker 1: does she tell him?
- 27:20Speaker 3: So?
- 27:21Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe he won't get offended.
- 27:22Speaker 3: No sleep save his ad. I'm sorry.
- 27:27Speaker 2: Well, if your wife says you, maybe maybe you're getting
- 27:34Speaker 2: a little strong right here, strong and and and it
- 27:39Speaker 2: ain't strong.
- 27:40Speaker 3: Like I like it either.
- 27:42Speaker 2: Okay, okay, it ain't picked me up strong. It's knocked
- 27:46Speaker 2: me down strong. Pick me up strong is one thing.
- 27:51Speaker 2: Knock me down strong is another thing.
- 27:55Speaker 3: So you know, I mean, but you you the woman.
- 27:57Speaker 3: The woman got to tell her husband. Though.
- 28:00Speaker 2: You got to tell your significant other cause you the
- 28:03Speaker 2: checking balance system.
- 28:04Speaker 3: If you don't, he's gonna be walking around with that
- 28:07Speaker 3: arm for holding on that much fun.
- 28:09Speaker 2: See thing about arm half is when you got a
- 28:12Speaker 2: lot of it, when you put the odor in on,
- 28:14Speaker 2: you're putting it on the half. It ain't dying. I
- 28:18Speaker 2: don't never get to the skin. Yeah, yeah, he said,
- 28:22Speaker 2: got to get on that skin.
- 28:25Speaker 3: So what is painful? I tell you what. That hurts you,
- 28:28Speaker 3: But it's hurting us over here. That's smelling you. Now
- 28:33Speaker 3: you want to be in a little pain or you
- 28:34Speaker 3: want to keep us.
- 28:35Speaker 2: In agony, because right now you can't start to see
- 28:37Speaker 2: you coming your stink though.
- 28:41Speaker 11: Yeah, that's okay, all right, Well, hopefully she'll get the message.
- 28:48Speaker 1: Thank you, Clo.
- 28:50Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, we will
- 28:52Speaker 11: have some entertainment news for you, and of course we'll
- 28:54Speaker 11: talk about the presidential.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Debate last night right after this.
- 29:01Speaker 9: You're listening morning show.
- 29:06Speaker 11: All right, Sistine, I'm glad you saw this. Last night
- 29:09Speaker 11: was the second presidential debate. It took place in Philadelphia,
- 29:14Speaker 11: this time, of course, between Vice President Kamala Harris and
- 29:17Speaker 11: Donald Trump. So let's go over some of the highlights
- 29:21Speaker 11: from the debate. I mean, they were all highlights, but
- 29:26Speaker 11: what were some of your favorite moments.
- 29:28Speaker 2: I love the moment where you see how ridiculous he
- 29:32Speaker 2: can be the immigrants eating the pits of springtreeld And
- 29:40Speaker 2: I mean, he was trying to make that a real
- 29:42Speaker 2: point and they're eating the catch and the dogs. Now
- 29:46Speaker 2: advance came on afterwards his vice president to admit it
- 29:50Speaker 2: it was.
- 29:51Speaker 3: A rumor and it was just catch. Donald added the dog.
- 29:58Speaker 1: Goes again.
- 30:00Speaker 3: That dude is that?
- 30:01Speaker 2: And then I love how she baited him into the
- 30:04Speaker 2: And your crowds are small and people are leaving early. Oh,
- 30:09Speaker 2: that was it for him. It turned after that he
- 30:12Speaker 2: lost his cool. He was Donald Trump after that. He
- 30:17Speaker 2: didn't care about nothing, you know, and and and and
- 30:20Speaker 2: and and and my bullies are large and huge. It's
- 30:23Speaker 2: just so many people, and nobody leaves. Nobody leaves, you know,
- 30:28Speaker 2: he just what And he came back to that point
- 30:30Speaker 2: two or three times after she said it. And then
- 30:33Speaker 2: the other thing. I noticed he never answered the question.
- 30:42Speaker 2: I was just sitting here going wow, man and like.
- 30:45Speaker 2: And they got mad on Fox because they were saying
- 30:49Speaker 2: it was one side and they were badgering him. They
- 30:51Speaker 2: were badgering him to remember what the question was and
- 30:55Speaker 2: answer the question, especially when they said it's a simple
- 30:59Speaker 2: yes or no.
- 31:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 31:00Speaker 1: What you call that badgering?
- 31:02Speaker 3: Though? Really, well that's what Fox did.
- 31:04Speaker 2: You gotta watch now, That's why I watched both sides,
- 31:07Speaker 2: right right, that was and that's what they called it.
- 31:10Speaker 2: But it was a clear example of somebody, finally, of
- 31:15Speaker 2: all the debates Donald Trump has been in, somebody beat him.
- 31:20Speaker 2: And and I mean she was real authoritative in that thing.
- 31:28Speaker 2: She never looked weak for a moment. He was confused,
- 31:32Speaker 2: He looked self centered, He appeared to be narcissists He
- 31:35Speaker 2: didn't care nothing about the issues, you know, but he
- 31:37Speaker 2: talked about the economy was his best thing that he
- 31:41Speaker 2: can talk about what has happened with the Biden administration.
- 31:45Speaker 3: But he couldn't state the course.
- 31:46Speaker 1: He just couldn't right.
- 31:48Speaker 3: Right.
- 31:49Speaker 1: But like she said, they left him with the He
- 31:52Speaker 1: left them with a mess.
- 31:54Speaker 3: Yes, but here's the deal. This was for.
- 32:00Speaker 2: This debate was to affect the undecided voter and to
- 32:05Speaker 2: give stability to the Harris supporters, the Donald the Trumpster,
- 32:12Speaker 2: the real Trumpster. Don't give a damn what he did.
- 32:19Speaker 2: Convicted felling the assault man, the stuff he said about
- 32:29Speaker 2: those people in the insurrection, those people were there and
- 32:35Speaker 2: they were good people.
- 32:36Speaker 3: The people they shot Ashley, he should have never shot her.
- 32:40Speaker 2: Way you forgot about the police officers that died, that
- 32:45Speaker 2: got injured in the line of duty.
- 32:48Speaker 1: Uh huh, trying to protect the capital.
- 32:52Speaker 2: This was clearly for the undecided voter, and the polls
- 32:56Speaker 2: that came out afterwards showed that that like, okay, like
- 33:00Speaker 2: they said, do you have how many of you are
- 33:02Speaker 2: approved of Kamala Harris her supporters and eighty eight percent
- 33:07Speaker 2: of her supporters approved of her performance. Seventy eight percent
- 33:13Speaker 2: of his supporters approval. That's a that's a wide gap
- 33:19Speaker 2: in a margin, and that that's a lot of people
- 33:23Speaker 2: who were your supporters. That gap, that's twenty five percent
- 33:27Speaker 2: of the people. And that was telling and I think
- 33:30Speaker 2: will affect the undecided voter. When they're talking about all immigrants,
- 33:37Speaker 2: all people are criminals, racists, savages. Ain't nobody checking them
- 33:43Speaker 2: on that. But when you talk about somebody you know,
- 33:48Speaker 2: they eat dogs, they eat cats, what but not. But see,
- 33:54Speaker 2: this is what I don't like about our party. We
- 33:57Speaker 2: tipp ittoe around them. They stepping on eyes right right,
- 34:01Speaker 2: So they get to do so they get to say,
- 34:03Speaker 2: well they want to say, but we gotta be all
- 34:05Speaker 2: be politically correct. I'm telling you right now, the Trumpster
- 34:09Speaker 2: that that that low educated one, it's gonna stay right
- 34:13Speaker 2: where they at. And then the rich boys are gonna
- 34:17Speaker 2: stay right what they ad because they only care that
- 34:20Speaker 2: when Donald Trump get in there, they gonna get some
- 34:22Speaker 2: more of their money back with some tax cuts. That's it.
- 34:26Speaker 3: Yeah, I like this. She didn't tippy toe last night,
- 34:29Speaker 3: though she did not check it toe it off.
- 34:32Speaker 12: And her ads, her campaign ads aren't tippy towing either.
- 34:36Speaker 3: No, no, they're not for him.
- 34:37Speaker 11: No, it's money well spent her ads. See what about
- 34:41Speaker 11: Donald Trump's vocabulary.
- 34:45Speaker 2: That's what I like about him most of That's what
- 34:47Speaker 2: I do like about her vocal because any time I
- 34:50Speaker 2: can say I got the same vocabulary president in the
- 34:53Speaker 2: United States, the former president, it makes me feel good.
- 34:57Speaker 3: But he needs to be shamed.
- 35:02Speaker 5: Very ver.
- 35:05Speaker 3: Damn neal oh mos, All right, let's just speak. It's
- 35:14Speaker 3: just because you all right, we'll have more.
- 35:18Speaker 11: I'm a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty
- 35:20Speaker 11: minutes after right after this.
- 35:22Speaker 9: You're listening Harvey Morning Show, guys in some sad news.
- 35:27Speaker 11: I'm sure you guys have heard about this. Everyone has
- 35:29Speaker 11: heard about this by now. It was all over social media,
- 35:32Speaker 11: all over the news. One of Hollywood's most recognizable voices
- 35:36Speaker 11: and most talented actors, mister James Earld Jones, passed away
- 35:41Speaker 11: at the age of ninety three. He is an egot
- 35:45Speaker 11: that is a recipient of an Emmy, a Grammy, an
- 35:47Speaker 11: Oscar and a Tony Award, And of course, mister Jones
- 35:51Speaker 11: was best known for his roles as Darth Vader and
- 35:53Speaker 11: Star Wars, Mufasa and the Lion King, and as a
- 35:58Speaker 11: King and coming to an America. We can go way
- 36:02Speaker 11: back to Claudine Claudie Yes, when he was a very
- 36:07Speaker 11: young actor. Jones began his acting career in nineteen fifty
- 36:11Speaker 11: seven at age twenty six, and undoubtedly left his mark
- 36:15Speaker 11: on the entertainment industry. Many many celebrities posted attributes to
- 36:19Speaker 11: James Earl Jones after his passing. Your favorite James Earl
- 36:23Speaker 11: Jones movie.
- 36:24Speaker 3: Mine is Being Go Long All Star traveling in Moti
- 36:28Speaker 3: King Because you got you got James James O. Jones
- 36:32Speaker 3: in his prime, you got Billy Dee Williams in his prime,
- 36:35Speaker 3: you got Richard Pride in his prime. Oh my god,
- 36:38Speaker 3: Ted Ross back in the day. But James Earl was
- 36:42Speaker 3: just straight up classic. That's one of my all time favorites.
- 36:46Speaker 1: Yeah, all time favorite.
- 36:47Speaker 11: Mine for me because I was first introduced to him
- 36:50Speaker 11: in this movie is The Great White Hope. Yes, he
- 36:53Speaker 11: nominated for an oscar in The Great White Hope. He
- 36:56Speaker 11: was just so excellent playing Jack Johnson the box her
- 37:00Speaker 11: back in the day. I love that movie and I
- 37:03Speaker 11: loved I'm a voice person. I loved James Earl Jones voice.
- 37:07Speaker 1: It just went through me. I loved his voice. What's
- 37:10Speaker 1: your favorite Junior Star Wars.
- 37:15Speaker 3: Yeah, father, I didn't know that was j Jones.
- 37:20Speaker 1: That's because that's the first time I hadn't met James O.
- 37:22Speaker 3: Jones was as Darth Vader. That's how young I was.
- 37:24Speaker 1: That's the first can you do? Can you do some
- 37:27Speaker 1: Darth Vader Forest Jr.
- 37:33Speaker 3: Louke, don't run from the force.
- 37:39Speaker 1: That's as deep as you can go alone, your father.
- 37:45Speaker 1: That wasn't bad you, That was pretty good.
- 37:49Speaker 2: I mean that.
- 37:50Speaker 3: And coming to America, man, I mean that was one
- 37:54Speaker 3: of the favorite roles I've seen him playing.
- 37:56Speaker 1: Man legend.
- 37:58Speaker 11: Our condolences on behalf of Steve Harvey Morning Show to
- 38:01Speaker 11: the family of James Earl Jones now coming up in
- 38:04Speaker 11: thirty four minutes after the hour, we got some new
- 38:07Speaker 11: text abbreviations that the older generation just might understand.
- 38:11Speaker 1: We'll get into those right after this.
- 38:14Speaker 11: You're listening Harvey Morning Show, all right, guys, So do
- 38:18Speaker 11: you hate it when you get text with a bunch
- 38:21Speaker 11: of uppercase letters that you can't figure out, like wyd
- 38:26Speaker 11: is what you're doing? We all know that when ttyl
- 38:29Speaker 11: is talked to you later or st hu is, you know, shut.
- 38:33Speaker 9: The hell up.
- 38:34Speaker 3: Oh I ain't Oh you didn't know that.
- 38:37Speaker 1: Shut the heck up.
- 38:38Speaker 3: Yeah, there's too many of y'all.
- 38:40Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's just oh okay, well, this may help you.
- 38:43Speaker 1: This may help you, Tommy.
- 38:45Speaker 11: A group of older adults have decided to create their
- 38:48Speaker 11: own text code for their generation. Okay, so let's see
- 38:52Speaker 11: if you can figure these out.
- 38:54Speaker 1: At D.
- 38:57Speaker 3: That sound like something? You can't? Sound like the shot
- 39:01Speaker 3: need a prescription. I need to get you right there now.
- 39:06Speaker 3: You need to get that up off.
- 39:07Speaker 1: You A T D at the doctor. All right, all right,
- 39:13Speaker 1: I would never got that A A F A A S.
- 39:19Speaker 3: H.
- 39:20Speaker 11: These are older adults in their text codes. Okay, at
- 39:25Speaker 11: a funeral, At a funeral? Oh wow, okay, h O
- 39:34Speaker 11: G H O G hog.
- 39:39Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:39Speaker 11: Hog it stands for a hot old guy. Obviously that's
- 39:45Speaker 11: from a woman.
- 39:46Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
- 39:48Speaker 3: You see this hog over here over here, it's some
- 39:53Speaker 3: old people gonna think it's some chitting's going on. Now.
- 39:55Speaker 3: I'm just everybody ain't gonna know what that on? Some
- 39:58Speaker 3: hog moss.
- 40:01Speaker 1: All right, here's one f w f w i w
- 40:06Speaker 1: g f w i w G.
- 40:11Speaker 3: We all do this. Forget what I'm trying to deal
- 40:15Speaker 3: with that you don't make me deal with that.
- 40:18Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, forgot forgot where I was going.
- 40:22Speaker 1: You know how you go to the kitchen, You're like,
- 40:24Speaker 1: what I coming here for?
- 40:26Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 40:26Speaker 1: What did I coming here for?
- 40:28Speaker 3: Forgot where I'm going all the time on the day, right,
- 40:34Speaker 3: I ain't gonna remember to text that though, I'll tell
- 40:37Speaker 3: you that.
- 40:38Speaker 1: Speaking of memory.
- 40:41Speaker 3: B M W.
- 40:44Speaker 1: Black Man working, bring my walk bring we're talking all right?
- 40:56Speaker 1: T O t oh, this one is crazy. T O
- 40:59Speaker 1: T think about it, t O T.
- 41:03Speaker 11: These are for older people, now, these are for older people,
- 41:07Speaker 11: uh texasing on this old t texting on what the toilet?
- 41:17Speaker 3: Oh?
- 41:18Speaker 1: Hell, you know you take your mom in the bathroom.
- 41:20Speaker 3: Right my grandmother bed and not text me that. That's
- 41:24Speaker 3: why I don't touch nobody dan phone. That's why you
- 41:28Speaker 3: don't do it.
- 41:28Speaker 10: You do not do it?
- 41:30Speaker 1: All right, let's see h G B M oh god,
- 41:34Speaker 1: h g b M.
- 41:36Speaker 3: H G b M.
- 41:39Speaker 1: These are older people. Think.
- 41:42Speaker 3: I don't know he got he got, he got he
- 41:47Speaker 3: got by me. I don't know what is.
- 41:51Speaker 1: Had a great.
- 41:55Speaker 7: God.
- 41:56Speaker 1: These are older people texting.
- 42:00Speaker 3: People I haven't on the phone.
- 42:03Speaker 1: We've said worse on this show. We've definitely said worst
- 42:06Speaker 1: on this show.
- 42:08Speaker 3: B M. T b M T B M T what
- 42:13Speaker 3: what is that?
- 42:13Speaker 5: That?
- 42:14Speaker 3: Like my teeth? Bring my te there?
- 42:16Speaker 10: You know the.
- 42:19Speaker 1: Se need are what older people text.
- 42:22Speaker 3: They probably take something like this, B T T A
- 42:24Speaker 3: P what what T A P?
- 42:28Speaker 1: What's that?
- 42:28Speaker 3: What's about to take a nap? Y? E? Yes, he
- 42:37Speaker 3: means something.
- 42:41Speaker 5: People c M T.
- 42:46Speaker 1: Clipping my toenails.
- 42:48Speaker 3: No, that's why they don't need to be texting.
- 42:57Speaker 1: Or they need to they're doing out. Just spill everything,
- 43:02Speaker 1: all right, guys.
- 43:03Speaker 11: Coming up next to is that prak and today's today's
- 43:07Speaker 11: prank phone call.
- 43:08Speaker 9: Right after this you're listening Hard Morning show.
- 43:14Speaker 11: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's
- 43:16Speaker 11: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is I
- 43:19Speaker 11: figured it out, but he's still lying.
- 43:23Speaker 3: Uh.
- 43:23Speaker 11: We'll get into that find out what that is all
- 43:25Speaker 11: about in just a few because right now the nephew
- 43:28Speaker 11: is here with today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you
- 43:31Speaker 11: got for us for today?
- 43:33Speaker 3: Well, Shirley, we call him a few and a home
- 43:36Speaker 3: all right?
- 43:36Speaker 9: Uh huh.
- 43:38Speaker 3: Three family members have passed. Three family members have passed.
- 43:41Speaker 3: It was expected. So what I'm asking for is a
- 43:45Speaker 3: triple cast, you know, one that you can get all
- 43:47Speaker 3: three of them in there. You understand what I'm saying. Yeah,
- 43:50Speaker 3: we just want to be all together, just a triple.
- 43:53Speaker 1: Cask, side by side by side.
- 43:56Speaker 3: Were trying to save some money, y'all. Okay, what.
- 44:01Speaker 1: I'm looking at you like? Vice President Harris looked at
- 44:04Speaker 1: Trump last.
- 44:07Speaker 3: Oh it's that's stupid. Yeah, yeah, I mean I am.
- 44:15Speaker 3: They're not tripping. We gotta save some money right here,
- 44:18Speaker 3: money in space. Okay, let's go cat dog tripple cast.
- 44:21Speaker 3: Let's take it on.
- 44:23Speaker 5: Mortuary. This is Calvin help you?
- 44:26Speaker 3: Uh hey, how you doing? Uh you said Calvin? Right, yes, sir,
- 44:30Speaker 3: how you Calvin? How you doing? My name is Brandon Man,
- 44:33Speaker 3: Brandon Giles. I'm calling. We've got somebody that uh has passed,
- 44:41Speaker 3: actually three people passed away. I thank you for that, man.
- 44:47Speaker 3: It was kind of expected. Uh so you know, it
- 44:51Speaker 3: wasn't something that caught us off guard. But you know,
- 44:54Speaker 3: but all in all, you know, we're still grieving about
- 44:56Speaker 3: losing our loved ones. But uh but I wanted to
- 44:59Speaker 3: give you all a call. We're trying to pick a
- 45:02Speaker 3: particular funeral home on who we want to uh take
- 45:06Speaker 3: care of the services. Yes, yes, sir, Yes, sir.
- 45:09Speaker 5: Okay, I can definitely help you with that. And uh,
- 45:14Speaker 5: once again, I just want to, you know, just let
- 45:16Speaker 5: you know that we can pretty much do the whole game,
- 45:19Speaker 5: that we can make sure that you need to take
- 45:22Speaker 5: them from you know, from from now on, we're here
- 45:26Speaker 5: for you. Wanting to get that out. What is your
- 45:29Speaker 5: main need? You said, three people, sir.
- 45:32Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, okay, I want to bring attention to you.
- 45:38Speaker 3: Do you guys customize casks?
- 45:40Speaker 5: Yes, we do, gold plating, engraving.
- 45:44Speaker 3: Uh.
- 45:44Speaker 5: We even have a new thing where we can put
- 45:47Speaker 5: the picture of the person on the outside like a
- 45:50Speaker 5: semi gloss coating a.
- 45:52Speaker 3: Couple of hours. Yeah, I don't need that on no
- 45:55Speaker 3: goal or nothing like that. Listen, listen. What I want
- 45:58Speaker 3: to do. Is it any way that you could maybe
- 46:02Speaker 3: uh customize a casket that can accommodate three people? Uh?
- 46:09Speaker 5: Yes, like we we can. We can customize each individual
- 46:13Speaker 5: casket for each individual.
- 46:15Speaker 3: No, no, no, Calvin, I didn't want to ask. What
- 46:18Speaker 3: I'm saying is if I want to like like I
- 46:21Speaker 3: like I said, I could, they was all close. You know,
- 46:24Speaker 3: I don't have a problem with all three of them
- 46:26Speaker 3: being in the same casket. I get you.
- 46:32Speaker 5: Uh, you know, to my knowledge is as far as
- 46:34Speaker 5: I've been in this business, I've never Uh I'm not
- 46:38Speaker 5: really sure we.
- 46:39Speaker 3: Can actually do that, I mean what I mean, but
- 46:42Speaker 3: what's the problem if we can get them all in
- 46:44Speaker 3: there and close?
- 46:46Speaker 5: Well, sir, I mean I think that's a I don't
- 46:49Speaker 5: even think if for one, it's legal in this state
- 46:52Speaker 5: or any state. Uh, three people in one casket and
- 46:56Speaker 5: ethics wise, I uh, that's not really something that.
- 47:02Speaker 3: Can I say that we actually you know, but if
- 47:05Speaker 3: you customizing a casket, Calvin, then you ought to be
- 47:07Speaker 3: able to put as many people in there if you
- 47:10Speaker 3: make it deep enough and wide enough, ought to be
- 47:12Speaker 3: get three people in there? Right.
- 47:14Speaker 5: Well, the customization is is the outer side of the
- 47:19Speaker 5: casket and maybe you know some people uh even put
- 47:23Speaker 5: TV screens on the inside or some of their their
- 47:26Speaker 5: their loved ones, uh, memorable mementos. Uh. We customize it
- 47:31Speaker 5: for that, you know, color wise.
- 47:33Speaker 3: Uh so what about when when is a person real
- 47:36Speaker 3: big uh, you know, a heavyset person, you know you
- 47:39Speaker 3: got to have a casket that can accommodate them. Right, yes,
- 47:43Speaker 3: but okay, so you ought to be able to put
- 47:45Speaker 3: you ought to be put three people in one casket
- 47:48Speaker 3: if they can fit, if you put two one way
- 47:51Speaker 3: in one other way, and you ought to be to
- 47:54Speaker 3: have all three of them in there at one time.
- 47:57Speaker 5: Is there anybody else around you and your family that
- 47:59Speaker 5: can help talk with me about this.
- 48:02Speaker 3: I'm talking right now. I'm trying to get I'm trying
- 48:05Speaker 3: to accommodate my cousins and get them straight. And I'm
- 48:08Speaker 3: asking you can we get them in a casket, that
- 48:10Speaker 3: one casket that can accommodate three people if you put
- 48:13Speaker 3: two pillars on body in one.
- 48:16Speaker 5: That's not something we're really That ain't something you just.
- 48:20Speaker 3: Used to doing. Cabin But I'm calling you telling you
- 48:23Speaker 3: that's the way I want this customize.
- 48:25Speaker 5: Man, all right, brother, look brother, brother, just to chill
- 48:28Speaker 5: out with customs, all right.
- 48:29Speaker 3: So we're trying to get three people there.
- 48:32Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a standard plan, it'd be a low
- 48:35Speaker 5: end standard plan for three individual caskets.
- 48:40Speaker 3: We ain't got we don't have enough money for three
- 48:43Speaker 3: individual caskets. I keep telling you that we got room
- 48:47Speaker 3: for one casket. We just need this big enough. Man,
- 48:51Speaker 3: if you could get everybody in there and close the door,
- 48:53Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not.
- 48:54Speaker 5: I don't want to go back and forth with you, sir.
- 48:56Speaker 5: I know this is a time.
- 48:57Speaker 3: Then you ain't got to go back and forth with
- 48:59Speaker 3: me building that I need I can bury my family.
- 49:04Speaker 5: I don't really know what to tell you, sir, but
- 49:06Speaker 5: I'm just really trying to help. I'm trying to don't
- 49:08Speaker 5: you tell.
- 49:08Speaker 3: Me you're gonna get three people in the cask and
- 49:10Speaker 3: looking good that.
- 49:12Speaker 10: We cannot do that.
- 49:14Speaker 3: You out of that, man. I'm the one going through bereathing.
- 49:17Speaker 10: I understand that, but you are, you're you use the
- 49:20Speaker 10: foul language.
- 49:22Speaker 5: We can't do it, brother, you hear me.
- 49:24Speaker 3: No, no, no hold on my cousin them said they
- 49:28Speaker 3: wanted to use no sir.
- 49:31Speaker 10: No, okay.
- 49:33Speaker 3: Look look man, man, y'all gonna bury these three people,
- 49:37Speaker 3: and you gonna put all three of them in the
- 49:39Speaker 3: same damn casking man, two on one on one end
- 49:43Speaker 3: and one on the other. One.
- 49:44Speaker 5: Man, sir, if you're drinking, just stop.
- 49:48Speaker 3: I ain't nobody Let me tell you something. Man, Let
- 49:50Speaker 3: me say this to you. Your name Calvin, right, yes,
- 49:53Speaker 3: yes it is okay, so calv Calvin, let me say
- 49:55Speaker 3: this to you. Either, y'all gonna bury my cousins the
- 49:59Speaker 3: way I want? Calvin, You gonna get your who you're
- 50:03Speaker 3: talking to. That's what's gonna now.
- 50:06Speaker 5: Now, No, now, that's it, right there, sir. I've been
- 50:08Speaker 5: trying to be as professional as I can. This whole
- 50:10Speaker 5: conversation is as.
- 50:11Speaker 10: Crazy as it is. But now I ain't nothing crazy.
- 50:14Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no. You told you I want
- 50:16Speaker 3: you to bear my cousin.
- 50:17Speaker 10: Come on down here. I got some places to put
- 50:19Speaker 10: your body and your cousin's body. How about that?
- 50:21Speaker 3: Huh are you talking about? Yeah?
- 50:24Speaker 10: Because you you know you don't.
- 50:26Speaker 3: You don't sound too damn confident. You don't sound too confident. Calvin.
- 50:30Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you
- 50:33Speaker 5: right now, this ain't the place, and I'm not the
- 50:36Speaker 5: one you will be in the ground messing with us.
- 50:39Speaker 3: Matter fact.
- 50:40Speaker 10: If you come here, I'm on you up. How about that?
- 50:43Speaker 3: Okay, Calvin? Okay, Calvin, let me tell you something, Calvin,
- 50:46Speaker 3: me and Tommy gonna be down there today. Then I'm
- 50:49Speaker 3: bringing Tommy with me.
- 50:50Speaker 5: Who is Tommy?
- 50:52Speaker 3: Huh? Here's a nephew, Timmy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show. Baby,
- 50:55Speaker 3: you just got prank, Calvin.
- 51:00Speaker 5: Yo, y'all had me bring the whip. Tell y'all.
- 51:05Speaker 3: I just want to know up to this Reginald that works.
- 51:10Speaker 5: Yes, I'm a whip reggie. You bet watch what you drink?
- 51:14Speaker 10: You bet watch what you eat.
- 51:16Speaker 5: I'm on your to revenge.
- 51:18Speaker 3: Man, Hey, cal forgive me this man. What's the baddest
- 51:22Speaker 3: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
- 51:24Speaker 5: Man, you know it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 51:27Speaker 5: Y'all got me?
- 51:30Speaker 3: Got me? Come on, come on the upper U. That
- 51:39Speaker 3: was too much. September twenty eighth, The food is coming
- 51:42Speaker 3: to town. It's the women's Empowerment house party comedy jam.
- 51:45Speaker 3: It is Nephew Tommy and Friends. That is in the
- 51:48Speaker 3: one and only Columbia South Kaka Laka. We got tickets
- 51:51Speaker 3: on sale right now. Nephew Tommy and Friends is coming
- 51:54Speaker 3: to Columbia. It is for I'm not only the convention
- 51:57Speaker 3: but also open to the public, so Columbia South cak
- 52:00Speaker 3: I can come hang out with you. Boy. It is
- 52:02Speaker 3: a women's empowerment house party comedy. Damn think it's onna
- 52:05Speaker 3: say right now? All right, Landing the Cook you already
- 52:08Speaker 3: know Lafayette, Landing the Cut, you already know. Chicago is
- 52:12Speaker 3: laying in the Cook that's the sweetest day comedy, Damity
- 52:16Speaker 3: lout nail Bill bailing me, what what what? Mark Curry,
- 52:20Speaker 3: Tommy Davidson, Tony Robberts. We coming baby, John Town at
- 52:24Speaker 3: the wind Trust Arita, all.
- 52:26Speaker 11: Right, nephew, congratulations coming up Strawberry letter.
- 52:31Speaker 1: The subject is I figured it out, but he's still lying.
- 52:35Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this.
- 52:38Speaker 11: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. It's time now for today's
- 52:43Speaker 11: Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice and relationships, work, sex, parenting,
- 52:47Speaker 11: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEFM
- 52:50Speaker 11: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
- 52:53Speaker 11: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
- 52:56Speaker 11: gonna read this one right here, right now.
- 52:58Speaker 1: You never know it could be yours.
- 53:00Speaker 3: He before I started to letter, Shirley, can I say something?
- 53:03Speaker 6: Sure?
- 53:04Speaker 3: Remember when I leave be Fraser, I do. That's what
- 53:08Speaker 3: Kamala did last night. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm remember when
- 53:17Speaker 3: may Well be poking out y'allmery' that's what Kamala did
- 53:21Speaker 3: last night.
- 53:23Speaker 1: She thought last night she did?
- 53:27Speaker 3: She did? Oh I ain't last night were better than
- 53:29Speaker 3: the damn Super Bowl. I'm sorry it was it was
- 53:32Speaker 3: I'm sorry. It's up there. It's up there with the
- 53:35Speaker 3: super Bowl. It is all right, buckle up and hold
- 53:37Speaker 3: on time. We got it for you. Here it is
- 53:39Speaker 3: strawberry letter.
- 53:40Speaker 1: All right now you thank you subject. I figured it out,
- 53:43Speaker 1: but he's still lying. Dear Stephen Shirley.
- 53:45Speaker 11: My husband's office is near the airport, so he usually
- 53:49Speaker 11: leaves his car at his office when he travels. He
- 53:51Speaker 11: travels at least once a month, and he started ghosting
- 53:54Speaker 11: me when he's on a trip. I became suspicious and
- 53:57Speaker 11: hit out in the parking lot of his job if
- 54:00Speaker 11: anyone was getting in a lift with him to go
- 54:02Speaker 11: to the airport. I didn't catch him doing anything that day,
- 54:06Speaker 11: but the last trip he went on has me thinking
- 54:09Speaker 11: that he's seeing someone that lives one hundred miles from
- 54:11Speaker 11: his office. Here's what I discovered. The morning of his trip,
- 54:15Speaker 11: I checked the odometer on his car. He left home
- 54:18Speaker 11: and said he was leaving his car at the office.
- 54:21Speaker 11: I drove all the way out to his office, but
- 54:23Speaker 11: his car was not there, so I drove home. He
- 54:27Speaker 11: called me an hour later and said he had landed
- 54:29Speaker 11: and he was about to check into the hotel. Luckily
- 54:33Speaker 11: for him, he uses his corporate card, so I couldn't
- 54:36Speaker 11: check the credit card bill. Later that night, I sent
- 54:40Speaker 11: my husband a picture of me covered in SuDS in
- 54:43Speaker 11: the bathtub. I didn't get a reply from him. A
- 54:46Speaker 11: few hours later, I texted him good night and he
- 54:49Speaker 11: didn't reply. I woke up at two thirty am and
- 54:52Speaker 11: called him and he didn't answer. I sent him a
- 54:55Speaker 11: text telling him that I thought I heard something in
- 54:58Speaker 11: our addict and I was a fra right.
- 55:00Speaker 1: He didn't answer.
- 55:02Speaker 11: The next morning, he called around seven am and said
- 55:04Speaker 11: he was grabbing an iced coffee before his meeting. He
- 55:07Speaker 11: said he was dog tired and missed my text and
- 55:10Speaker 11: my phone calls. Two days later, he came home with
- 55:14Speaker 11: two hundred and forty seven more miles on his car.
- 55:18Speaker 11: I think he's seeing someone that lives close by and
- 55:20Speaker 11: he drove to see her. He said, none of that
- 55:24Speaker 11: is true, and I am losing it. Was he lying, Look,
- 55:27Speaker 11: come on, you don't even have to ask, and here
- 55:31Speaker 11: he comes with the gas lighting.
- 55:33Speaker 9: Is it true?
- 55:35Speaker 11: It is true, and you are not losing it. Don't
- 55:38Speaker 11: let him do that to you. You saw the car
- 55:40Speaker 11: wasn't at the office like it normally is. When he
- 55:42Speaker 11: goes on a trip and you saw the odometer with
- 55:44Speaker 11: the increased mileage. He was being dismissive to you, and
- 55:48Speaker 11: he's lying to your face and he'll never tell you
- 55:50Speaker 11: the truth about it. It's always a red flag when
- 55:54Speaker 11: they don't answer the phone.
- 55:56Speaker 1: Always.
- 55:57Speaker 11: It's funny how they think they shouldn't answer the phone
- 55:59Speaker 11: when they call when you call, right side, chick is
- 56:02Speaker 11: just gonna have to understand, uh that when wife he calls,
- 56:06Speaker 11: you answer period.
- 56:09Speaker 1: Okay. Not answering makes you look suspicious. Husband.
- 56:13Speaker 11: Don't change your behavior. Husband, it's a dead giveaway. But
- 56:17Speaker 11: your husband didn't answer, did he And now you're feeling
- 56:20Speaker 11: some kind of way and he's calling you crazy. You're
- 56:24Speaker 11: not losing it. He is if he thinks you believe
- 56:27Speaker 11: his lies. You are not stupid. Tommy a girl right here.
- 56:34Speaker 3: Listen, Tom'm just gonna be real, wit. The relationship is over. Okay,
- 56:43Speaker 3: that's oh, well, you don't figure that out. You already
- 56:46Speaker 3: know what's going on. That's oh, but that's not that's
- 56:48Speaker 3: not that's that's not. What I'm impressed about the relationship is. Oh,
- 56:53Speaker 3: but you have a future as a private detective. You
- 56:57Speaker 3: got it. You gotta everything to take baby girl, you
- 57:00Speaker 3: know what you're doing. You need to open up your
- 57:03Speaker 3: own business. I don't even know your name, but let's
- 57:05Speaker 3: just say lawd LL to Lisa. You see what I'm saying,
- 57:08Speaker 3: lawd ll the Lisa, I can I can see it.
- 57:10Speaker 3: I can see it on the marquet, not layd all.
- 57:11Speaker 3: The Lisa are CSI, Connie, you see what I'm saying.
- 57:15Speaker 3: You are ready? You are ready. You can have your
- 57:18Speaker 3: own business where ladies can come to you. They can
- 57:21Speaker 3: let you know what their problem is going on with
- 57:23Speaker 3: their spouse, their boyfriend. And guess what. Guess what sharp
- 57:27Speaker 3: eyes shine for. You gonna handle that because that's what
- 57:29Speaker 3: you do. You're gonna be in handling. Baby. You are
- 57:32Speaker 3: ready to be a detective. And guess what, there are
- 57:36Speaker 3: women out there who need a woman like you who
- 57:38Speaker 3: know how to Everybody don't know how to check no abdometer.
- 57:41Speaker 3: Oh no, damn car, don't nobody not do that. I
- 57:44Speaker 3: don't even know what what what man was on last
- 57:45Speaker 3: I don't know how to do all that. You know
- 57:47Speaker 3: what you're doing. You know how to, you know how
- 57:49Speaker 3: to go. Put your hand on the hood. It's hot,
- 57:51Speaker 3: it's hot. See he just got here. You already knew
- 57:53Speaker 3: how you know how to do this kind of stuff.
- 57:55Speaker 3: You know how you already take your credit card and
- 57:57Speaker 3: jimmy into the door and break on in. You know
- 58:00Speaker 3: what you're doing. So let's go ahead and take it
- 58:02Speaker 3: to the next level and open your up yourself a
- 58:04Speaker 3: business and you're good. Now here's somebody like you to
- 58:08Speaker 3: do though, Just just just so you know, Tom and
- 58:11Speaker 3: Kenny just kind of see where things were, if you
- 58:14Speaker 3: don't mind listen, is it any way you can email
- 58:17Speaker 3: me them pictures when you was in his ball too,
- 58:19Speaker 3: and just let me see what you were sending him.
- 58:22Speaker 3: You understand your time and just want to get there.
- 58:24Speaker 3: I just want to see the bubbles boots. So if
- 58:28Speaker 3: you could just just you send send time in little
- 58:30Speaker 3: something something, let me see exactly what you were sending
- 58:34Speaker 3: because I want to understand what he was getting and
- 58:36Speaker 3: what you know, I can tell you why he didn't
- 58:39Speaker 3: call back, you know this and that, but it'll help me,
- 58:43Speaker 3: it'll help me help you. Okay, send me your bubbles pictures,
- 58:47Speaker 3: that's all I want. And what kind of bubbles are these? Are? These?
- 58:50Speaker 3: Are these real? Are these kind you put the nice
- 58:52Speaker 3: little pile in? Or is this you know dish washing detergy.
- 58:55Speaker 3: What kind of bubblesh you? If this is time? You know?
- 58:59Speaker 3: Is it washing powder? I mean, what what was you
- 59:02Speaker 3: really sitting here? I just want to know. This is
- 59:04Speaker 3: just this is just Timmy trying to inquire you. You
- 59:07Speaker 3: are ready to be an A one detective, You ready
- 59:11Speaker 3: for all that, but just just for Timmy me the
- 59:14Speaker 3: bubbles pitching. Please, that's it.
- 59:17Speaker 1: That's all coming up. We have part two.
- 59:19Speaker 11: We're here from Junior coming up at twenty three minutes
- 59:23Speaker 11: after the hour.
- 59:23Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. Subject I figured it out, but he's still lying.
- 59:27Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
- 59:29Speaker 3: This relationship is over us.
- 59:31Speaker 1: You're listening.
- 59:33Speaker 9: Morning show.
- 59:34Speaker 11: All right, We're going to recap today's strawberry letter. It
- 59:37Speaker 11: was written by a wife. The subject is I figured
- 59:40Speaker 11: it out, but he's still lying. A wife wrote in Uh,
- 59:43Speaker 11: because her husband's office is near the airport, and he
- 59:46Speaker 11: always parks his car at the office when he's getting
- 59:49Speaker 11: ready to go out of town.
- 59:51Speaker 3: Uh.
- 59:51Speaker 11: He travels at least once a month, and uh, but
- 59:54Speaker 11: he started ghosting her. Now he didn't leave his car
- 59:58Speaker 11: at the office. This time she followed him and he
- 1:00:02Speaker 11: didn't leave it. She checked the odometer to see if
- 1:00:04Speaker 11: the mileage was going to change. That's why one of
- 1:00:06Speaker 11: the reasons Tommy says she should be a detective because
- 1:00:09Speaker 11: of that. And you know, so he lied and said
- 1:00:13Speaker 11: that he went out of town. But she thinks he
- 1:00:17Speaker 11: drove to see some other woman because the odometer changed.
- 1:00:21Speaker 11: The mileage on the odometer changed.
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:00:24Speaker 11: She called him several times. She took a picture of
- 1:00:27Speaker 11: herself when she was in a bubble bath. He didn't respond,
- 1:00:30Speaker 11: he didn't answer. She said she heard something in the
- 1:00:33Speaker 11: attic and she was scared. He didn't respond. Now, what
- 1:00:36Speaker 11: kind of husband wouldn't respond to that, Okay, so he
- 1:00:39Speaker 11: didn't answer. He didn't answer, He didn't answer. He just
- 1:00:42Speaker 11: said that he was dog tired and he missed her
- 1:00:45Speaker 11: phone calls. Two days later, he came home with two
- 1:00:48Speaker 11: hundred and forty seven more miles on the car, So
- 1:00:51Speaker 11: that proves he drove the car somewhere. And she thinks
- 1:00:55Speaker 11: he's seeing someone that lives, you know, pretty close by,
- 1:00:58Speaker 11: and he drove to see her. He said, none of
- 1:01:00Speaker 11: that is true, and he tried to accuse her of
- 1:01:02Speaker 11: being crazy and losing it. And she's asking, why is
- 1:01:06Speaker 11: he lying, Junior, Why.
- 1:01:09Speaker 8: Why I tell you, why? Right, your husband, I'm I'm
- 1:01:13Speaker 8: I'm just gonna tell you this. She not a good PI.
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: She's not good you don't think so? Why now?
- 1:01:19Speaker 3: Now, look, come and tell you why she ain't.
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: She can never catch him. She ain't catch him.
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: Remember you went hit in the bushes? You did?
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: You told um I went down man and hit.
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: In the butches. I didn't catch him doing nothing that day?
- 1:01:31Speaker 3: Uh huh.
- 1:01:32Speaker 8: See she didn't catch him then, because he'll he'll do
- 1:01:35Speaker 8: nothing good. First of all, you nagged too much, all
- 1:01:37Speaker 8: the stuff you be doing. I mean, you just be
- 1:01:39Speaker 8: calling two thirty in the morning somebody in an attic.
- 1:01:42Speaker 8: Now you're just trying to get a reaction. Ain't nobody
- 1:01:44Speaker 8: been in that attic? The man go out of town
- 1:01:45Speaker 8: every month? Okay, so what you probably checked the old doma.
- 1:01:49Speaker 8: You probably checked the trip and not the old domeiner.
- 1:01:51Speaker 8: The trip had two hundred and forty seven miles off it.
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: That was just a trip. It wasn't the old dometer.
- 1:01:56Speaker 8: You just you just be doing stuff. You can't never
- 1:01:58Speaker 8: catch him at all. You can't even get credit card information.
- 1:02:01Speaker 8: How you a good detective and you can't pull no
- 1:02:03Speaker 8: credit card information? How come you don't even know where
- 1:02:07Speaker 8: the hotel he at. You can't call the hotel, call
- 1:02:09Speaker 8: his room. You don't even know where he at. So
- 1:02:12Speaker 8: how is we a good detective here?
- 1:02:14Speaker 5: Like you?
- 1:02:15Speaker 8: Like the one like you got the trench coat on
- 1:02:16Speaker 8: with the sunglasses, sitting in the corner, but he walked
- 1:02:18Speaker 8: right behind you. You missed the whole thing. You can't
- 1:02:22Speaker 8: never catch him. You the one went and got in
- 1:02:25Speaker 8: the bushes for what? You have no evidence of nothing?
- 1:02:28Speaker 8: Two hundred and forty seven miles what we hang.
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: I had on here?
- 1:02:31Speaker 3: She's all on the car.
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: She checks it before he left, So we.
- 1:02:34Speaker 8: Don't know if she checked the right thing on the
- 1:02:36Speaker 8: adominor she probably take the trip a trip B.
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: We don't know what she checked. Or no, we don't
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: know because you went and hitting the bushes.
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: And the car was the car wasn't at the office.
- 1:02:46Speaker 11: He always leaves his car at the office when he travels,
- 1:02:49Speaker 11: and he travels once a month.
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: If he parked at the garage at the airport, he couldn't.
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: He had to get there and take it into the thunk.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: Why didn't he answer the phone when she because he
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: had a meaning done?
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: It means to be all day long and all evening.
- 1:03:04Speaker 8: You know, you got to you know, take the clients
- 1:03:07Speaker 8: out to eat and everything else, and you got to
- 1:03:08Speaker 8: deal with them. You do see all this stuff he
- 1:03:10Speaker 8: got to do. But then why are you in SuDS
- 1:03:12Speaker 8: sending pictures at two two thirty in the morning.
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: He went the tubs. He don't want you.
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: That's her husband. She wanted to send him.
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: He don't want to see that.
- 1:03:23Speaker 8: When I'm starting to find out you're unattractive, private eye.
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: What I'll find out and put this together. That's what
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: you got out of That's what I have got out
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: of this. That's how good I am.
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: He don't even respond to you with sugs on disagree
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: on this what Tommy says. She's a great detective.
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: You said, I can't see how she can't never catch him.
- 1:03:40Speaker 5: But j.
- 1:03:45Speaker 3: Yeah, but she ain't never there. That's the problem. You
- 1:03:48Speaker 3: don't you need to be there. You turn you like
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: I caught you, and she turned around the wrong person. Oh,
- 1:03:55Speaker 3: I got to wig.
- 1:03:56Speaker 6: She don't never know who it is she she after.
- 1:04:01Speaker 3: She don't know, Junior. She did discover two hundred some
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: miles on the abdominator. You what does that prove? Somewhere
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: he's supposed to be on a plane. He went somewhere.
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: Can't somebody used your car? You got too many open
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: ends over here. You not a good detective. Yeah, man,
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: use my car for the weekend. I'm going out of town.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: It that's fine.
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: See it's too many open ends.
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: Why didn't he answer any of his wife's phone calls?
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: Junior and with his clients.
- 1:04:31Speaker 8: He is on a business trip, but.
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: Going to get some coffee to you.
- 1:04:36Speaker 8: Then he then he called though I missed your call
- 1:04:38Speaker 8: last night. Saw the picture with the sugs on? Oh
- 1:04:40Speaker 8: my god, babe, why did you de tell what suggs on?
- 1:04:42Speaker 8: He even asked like that was six?
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: What you're doing? Why are you in suggs?
- 1:04:47Speaker 5: What did you do?
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: Why you got bubbles up to you? Next? What's going on?
- 1:04:49Speaker 3: You left the water run too long?
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: What's happening?
- 1:04:52Speaker 8: Because he ain't even turned on by you? Because you're
- 1:04:54Speaker 8: an unattractive p I is what I get. I saw
- 1:04:57Speaker 8: the case already, case closed, solve. That wasn't hard, That
- 1:05:02Speaker 8: wasn't hard at all. Oh man, hey, you want the
- 1:05:06Speaker 8: sus up to you?
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: Nick? What's going on?
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: Really terrible? And you can't even get.
- 1:05:10Speaker 8: Credit card informa every woman know how to get credit
- 1:05:12Speaker 8: called information. You can't pretend to call the credit card
- 1:05:16Speaker 8: company and act like you him. You got all this,
- 1:05:18Speaker 8: You got a social security number, you know who he is.
- 1:05:20Speaker 3: You got card number.
- 1:05:21Speaker 8: You just don't know how to get the information. You
- 1:05:24Speaker 8: called people at the bank talking about. Is this James
- 1:05:26Speaker 8: called this?
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: James car Okay, listen, I need to sit where he
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: was two weeks ago.
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: I need to see what you can't get that? Timmy?
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: Why two weeks yeah? See two weeks behind?
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: Shut up?
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: Why you can't get why?
- 1:05:37Speaker 11: Have your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and
- 1:05:41Speaker 11: Facebook and Steve Harvey FM and check us out on
- 1:05:44Speaker 11: the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app.
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: Coming up next to his Junior and Sports Talk right after.
- 1:05:51Speaker 3: This, you had Chillis he eat at Applebee's?
- 1:05:57Speaker 11: You're listening Hary Morning Show any time now for Junior
- 1:06:01Speaker 11: and Sports Talk?
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: What you got jr oh Man Thommy? Yes, you want
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: to ask me? Mant j I do I got to
- 1:06:08Speaker 3: ask you this? Do you remember? Do you remember in
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: fire Heartbeat when Big Red hit that man and hung
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: him out the window. Yeah, that's what Kamala did last night.
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: I'm trying to do you remember do you remember when
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: uh on baby Boy, when Melvin choked the hell out
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: of Jody? You remember that? Yeah, that's what Kamala did
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: last night. You ain't hearing me. You ain't hearing me?
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: Oh man, man, this show last night? Matter of fact,
- 1:06:50Speaker 3: do you remember that? Do you remember Montgomery, Alabama? When
- 1:06:55Speaker 3: that man was on that dock and threw that black
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: head up and then black folk went to work? Do
- 1:06:59Speaker 3: you remember that? That's what did? It was something to
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: seek that debate there.
- 1:07:11Speaker 8: It was like, man, it was like you looked at
- 1:07:13Speaker 8: two different two different candidates.
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: How you gonna get this wrong?
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: Right? Man?
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: What are you thinking? How can you to vote?
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: She called him weak and wrong too?
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: Yes she did?
- 1:07:26Speaker 5: She?
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: Oh yes she did. You know that hurt his feelings
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: right there, that crush, that rustion wrong, A woman.
- 1:07:32Speaker 8: Calling him he lost, that called you weak and wrong.
- 1:07:38Speaker 8: Now see me, I'm black, I've been you. I've been
- 1:07:39Speaker 8: called week before by a black woman.
- 1:07:41Speaker 3: He didn't bother me. I wouldn't got something to eat.
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: He didn't know what happened to him.
- 1:07:46Speaker 5: He was.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: You weak and wrong?
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: Okay, that's number two, coach, Because he didn't know what
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: to do.
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: He just stood there, had to take an apple pie.
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: God, but we know we know when to walk away.
- 1:08:00Speaker 3: We already know when we can't win this anyway. We
- 1:08:03Speaker 3: already know you got nothing to argue with Jackie by
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: none of this. I'm gonna sit but out here on
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: this pat of your act.
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: Like I got some sense, and he was outstanding last night. Yes,
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: very presidential, very very much so.
- 1:08:23Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way debate. Listen to this.
- 1:08:26Speaker 12: Former First Lady Michelle Obama said after tonight's.
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: Debate, there should be no doubt, no room for That's
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
- 1:08:36Speaker 12: That Vice President Kamala Harris is the only candidate in
- 1:08:40Speaker 12: this race who is ready to be president.
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:08:44Speaker 3: If you are Boom, if you're still on the fence,
- 1:08:48Speaker 3: your foot must be stuck. There's no way you just.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: Yeah, I should have helped you make a decision for
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: sure for last night. Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you guys.
- 1:09:03Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, Should a
- 1:09:04Speaker 11: woman tell her boyfriend that she once worked as an escort?
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: Ooh, she needs some advice?
- 1:09:13Speaker 11: All right, we'll talk about it at the top of
- 1:09:15Speaker 11: the hour. Right after this, you're listening Morning show, all right, guys,
- 1:09:22Speaker 11: This is from Jada in Philly.
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: Oh, Philly, Okay, shout out to Philly. All right, all right, Jada.
- 1:09:35Speaker 11: Says, most of my life, I've had issues with my
- 1:09:37Speaker 11: biological father. He was jealous after my mother married my stepdad,
- 1:09:41Speaker 11: and he took it out on me. He just got remarried,
- 1:09:44Speaker 11: and he wants his wife to believe that I don't
- 1:09:46Speaker 11: fool with him because I'm older and I have my
- 1:09:48Speaker 11: own family. His wife invited my daughter and I to
- 1:09:51Speaker 11: go to Paris with them and her three children for Thanksgiving.
- 1:09:55Speaker 11: What I'm thirty four years old?
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: Now? Am I obligated to play along with this lended family?
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: B S?
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: Should I tell his wife why I'm distant?
- 1:10:04Speaker 12: Girl?
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: Tell the truth, Tell her whatever you need to tell
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: her to get to Paris?
- 1:10:09Speaker 3: Watch your champagne? What are you doing, oh y'all trying
- 1:10:14Speaker 3: to go to Paris? Yes? Oh y'all something else? Anywhere
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: to go buy a purse? Boy, that's all y'all caret about?
- 1:10:23Speaker 3: Anywhere to go buy a perse?
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: What are we talking about, Tom?
- 1:10:29Speaker 3: We are talking about this father who has been just
- 1:10:33Speaker 3: just been absent, and now he all of a sudden
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: he want to act like there's a relationship, y'all know
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: damn where he ain't got a relationship with this man,
- 1:10:39Speaker 3: and now he wanted to all of a sudden like
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: it's something else. Stop. We can't talk about this when
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: we come back.
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: Yes, on the flight over there. It's a long flight, you.
- 1:10:49Speaker 3: Know where y'all are so selfish, y'all really have you
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: know what? But I don't care. I don't care because
- 1:10:54Speaker 3: I'm still over here in common the world.
- 1:11:02Speaker 11: All right, here's another So you're saying, what that she
- 1:11:06Speaker 11: you're saying she should talk to work it out with
- 1:11:08Speaker 11: her dad.
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: She and her dad should work it out. Is that
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: what you got?
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: They have a hundred dar conversation. This is a conversation
- 1:11:13Speaker 3: that probably should have been had years and years. Now
- 1:11:15Speaker 3: it's time that it's time. We got to have this
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: big meeting. We got to sit down and talk and
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: be open and real about it. Fran's parents the whole time,
- 1:11:21Speaker 3: the whole nine yards.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: I say, do it on the way over there, on
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: the plane.
- 1:11:25Speaker 9: It's a long flight.
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: It's the right answer, Tom, But I just have the parents.
- 1:11:29Speaker 3: Can I ask the question for me? Can her call
- 1:11:33Speaker 3: her and me trade daddy car? You know me?
- 1:11:36Speaker 8: If your daddy takes you to par My daddy. The
- 1:11:38Speaker 8: furthest I've been with my father is Disney. Your daddy
- 1:11:42Speaker 8: takes you to parents.
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: You trip it Paris, Texas, and I have passed by that.
- 1:11:48Speaker 3: And I was fifteen. I was too grown to be
- 1:11:50Speaker 3: at Disney. Now he taking you to Paris and you
- 1:11:54Speaker 3: don't want to go. Tell me is this a problem?
- 1:11:56Speaker 3: Is this a problem? Now? Just got to plane, be quiet.
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: We ain't got to talk right, all right?
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: We have time for another one. This one's from Glenn
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: and Montgomery.
- 1:12:04Speaker 11: Glenn says, I've been dating a younger woman for two months,
- 1:12:07Speaker 11: and when she starts rubbing on me to get the
- 1:12:09Speaker 11: party started, I can get excited, but I can't stay excited.
- 1:12:14Speaker 11: I don't know if it's a mental thing or what,
- 1:12:17Speaker 11: but I know there is nothing physically wrong with me.
- 1:12:20Speaker 11: Am I the only one that's ever gone through this.
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: Probably something physically wrong with her, And so you can't
- 1:12:27Speaker 3: stay excited. It's something like you don't see, You don't
- 1:12:30Speaker 3: see nothing to keep you excited.
- 1:12:32Speaker 11: You look at what he's saying. What should I do
- 1:12:35Speaker 11: to stay calm? Because he wants to stay calm.
- 1:12:39Speaker 3: The calmness is bringing how do we say this on
- 1:12:43Speaker 3: the radio.
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: He must get overly excited.
- 1:12:45Speaker 3: Be careful, sir. Yeah, well he getting over excited.
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: Well, if he's trying to stay calm, he's.
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: Saying he can't stay excited.
- 1:12:55Speaker 11: He says, right, he's saying, I can get excited, but
- 1:12:58Speaker 11: I can't stay excited. He doesn't know if it's a
- 1:13:01Speaker 11: mental thing or or what. But I do know that
- 1:13:04Speaker 11: there is nothing wrong physically with me.
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: Am.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: I the only one that's ever gone through this. What
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: should I do to stay calm?
- 1:13:12Speaker 9: That is his question.
- 1:13:13Speaker 3: You don't want I know went through this.
- 1:13:14Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: Nobody else went through this. I don't know.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: I'll admit it.
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:13:18Speaker 3: Well, well yeah, I don't know what I stay excited.
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: I'm excited right now for Sherry. Hey, hey, now, why
- 1:13:27Speaker 3: can I share my excitement? What is this? We should
- 1:13:30Speaker 3: I just tell you this? Yeah?
- 1:13:32Speaker 8: His question is how do I stay called? You turn
- 1:13:35Speaker 8: on the app? They got an app call calm, Put
- 1:13:36Speaker 8: these off. Turn that on and then you'll stay calmed.
- 1:13:40Speaker 8: They play about the sounds and music and the sea
- 1:13:41Speaker 8: in the ocean and the rain.
- 1:13:43Speaker 3: Turn the app off. That's what you do. That's all
- 1:13:45Speaker 3: we got for you for me a time. You don't
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: understand what you're going through. Were excited. We don't have
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: none of this problem none. Just listen to the rain.
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: Listen to the rain.
- 1:13:58Speaker 11: Coming up, Thanks guys, coming up in twenty and it's
- 1:14:00Speaker 11: after we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
- 1:14:03Speaker 11: right after this.
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- 1:15:44Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this?
- 1:15:47Speaker 3: Would you? Man?
- 1:15:49Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: It is time now for around it?
- 1:15:54Speaker 11: Would you rather, guys, would you rather bring back Blockbuster
- 1:15:59Speaker 11: you know, Blockbuster video or would you rather bring back
- 1:16:02Speaker 11: drive in movie theaters?
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: Which one?
- 1:16:04Speaker 3: I rather watch Kamala again from the last night? I
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: feel drive in Blockbuster Video? Oh? Because you used to
- 1:16:14Speaker 3: work there? Yeah? I used to work there? What you
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: what you're working on? A plan? B in case stuff
- 1:16:18Speaker 3: don't go right? I drive into I'm too young? What
- 1:16:24Speaker 3: I was going to drive through? I was so you
- 1:16:26Speaker 3: missed some good stuff.
- 1:16:27Speaker 10: Boy.
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a fun way to go watch movies because
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: I ain't never see the movie.
- 1:16:33Speaker 3: But you need to be there, you need them to.
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: My wonder, would you rather have much cold cream and
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: knock zema on my daddy station wagon?
- 1:16:46Speaker 3: Whey?
- 1:16:48Speaker 11: Would you rather have a wife that has a drone
- 1:16:51Speaker 11: on you twenty four to seven? Or would you rather
- 1:16:54Speaker 11: she can see all of your text messages? Which one
- 1:16:57Speaker 11: a drone? All day on every day?
- 1:17:00Speaker 3: What is this, y'all?
- 1:17:00Speaker 5: What is this?
- 1:17:02Speaker 3: What that drone in us?
- 1:17:06Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: What would you rather?
- 1:17:07Speaker 11: Which one you wor? Would you rather a drone or
- 1:17:11Speaker 11: your text messages?
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: That's it?
- 1:17:13Speaker 5: She is?
- 1:17:15Speaker 11: She sit up?
- 1:17:16Speaker 3: Tell me she come up with the question. Let me
- 1:17:21Speaker 3: catch on to the drone and just fly my ass
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: out of them. Man, just let me just fly to.
- 1:17:29Speaker 11: I rather had a drunk, Okay, the drunk didn't for
- 1:17:31Speaker 11: her to see your text messages?
- 1:17:32Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:17:33Speaker 9: Where I'm going?
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: Would you rather have you don't know where?
- 1:17:37Speaker 3: No, damn way, you won't watch me?
- 1:17:41Speaker 6: Fish?
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: Come on what? I don't know where? I know they
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: got cameras. I don't go nowhere? Would you down at?
- 1:17:54Speaker 5: No?
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: He wouldn't. No, he wouldn't bring your drone on in
- 1:17:58Speaker 3: his bathroom. Come on, this is what you want to see.
- 1:18:02Speaker 9: Would you rather have a.
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: Really long tongue or would you rather have really long toes?
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: Which one.
- 1:18:08Speaker 3: Toes?
- 1:18:12Speaker 5: Well?
- 1:18:12Speaker 3: Which one would you all prefer? We have the question
- 1:18:21Speaker 3: nobody about. Now you're all over the front of your
- 1:18:27Speaker 3: sandals and.
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: Everything, dragging your toes on the ground.
- 1:18:33Speaker 2: Tongue and let me wear the ward? Tell you I
- 1:18:40Speaker 2: have you grabbing for stuff that ain't there? Would you
- 1:18:44Speaker 2: rather the corners up off of a fitish sheet? I'm
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: trying to tell you.
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: Would you rather have no pockets?
- 1:18:54Speaker 3: Every time I come in the room? All this tongue?
- 1:18:59Speaker 2: Though?
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: We'll close out the show coming up with.
- 1:19:06Speaker 3: Ice cream cone.
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- 1:19:13Speaker 1: All right, guys?
- 1:19:14Speaker 11: Here we are our last break of the day on
- 1:19:17Speaker 11: this another historic day. After the historic debates last night
- 1:19:22Speaker 11: between VP Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump.
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: Yeah and wow, what a debate it was. See if
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: you were able to see it when you're out of
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: the country, you were able to see it.
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was able to see it. These are
- 1:19:36Speaker 2: my clothes remarks about it today on the debate. You
- 1:19:40Speaker 2: know I watched it. It's clear everybody knows cut and
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: dried that I'm a fan of Kamala Harris, Madame Vice
- 1:19:47Speaker 2: President Kamala Harris. Everybody knows that my support for her
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: has never wavered. She's come to my home for interviews,
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: She's invited me to her home, My family has gone
- 1:19:59Speaker 2: to her home.
- 1:20:03Speaker 3: I didn't know that Joe Biden would drop out of
- 1:20:07Speaker 3: the race. I didn't.
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: But after I saw his debate and I heard Van
- 1:20:13Speaker 2: Jones comment right after debate that he should drop out,
- 1:20:16Speaker 2: I went, wow, man, we calling for this man to
- 1:20:18Speaker 2: drop out? What would that look like? And while I
- 1:20:21Speaker 2: found out last night what it would look like, it
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: would look very, very hopeful for this country, for this
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: woman to be president of the United States. But I
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: also know that this race is going to be tight.
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: It's a tightly contested race. Everybody's saying that she won
- 1:20:40Speaker 2: the debate hands down. Will that affect the Trumpster Absolutely not.
- 1:20:48Speaker 2: It will not move them off their candidate, because nothing
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: has moved them off of him no matter what he's done.
- 1:20:55Speaker 2: The insurrection, the sending the people down there to the Capitol,
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: the comments about there's good people on both sides in Charlotteville.
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: His supporter or Red Boys or Red boot boys, whatever,
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: they are, Pride boys, whatever. He just refuses anybody that's
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: far him or does anything on his behalf. His narcissistic behavior,
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: if that's the word, causes him to throw support behind him.
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: He will not dog out anybody that supports him. He
- 1:21:27Speaker 2: is friends with the people who came up with Project
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: twenty twenty five. There's a picture of the guy that
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: developed it on this private jet with him. It was
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: a clear cut thing to me if you were an
- 1:21:39Speaker 2: undecided voter as to which way you should go after
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: last night's debate, if you were undecided, and I think
- 1:21:47Speaker 2: there are some undecided people who were affected greatly by it.
- 1:21:51Speaker 2: And she put on a tremendous performance and showing of
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: who she is as a person under fire, under pressure,
- 1:21:59Speaker 2: under the scrutiny. Even the Republicans said she won the debate,
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: but that doesn't change their mind. Okay, well, if that don't,
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: then what will. Here's the part I want to focus on.
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: I was watching CNN and Laura Coates was on there
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: and what's the sister's name, Abby Phillip. Abby Phillips was
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: on there and three other people, and they were talking
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: and Abby Phillips brought up a point where she's concerned
- 1:22:32Speaker 2: about swaying the black man's vote. Okay, now that's when
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: my ears pinned back because I happened to be a
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: black man, a very very proud black man. Have never
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: tried to be nothing else, have never walked away from
- 1:22:48Speaker 2: my people on my culture, have always stood with us
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: in the battlefields. I've marched around the DOJ building, I
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: went across the bridge. I've been with Al Sharpton and
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: Jesse Jackson on all kinds of march and missions.
- 1:23:01Speaker 3: I'm that ain't no doubt about it.
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: I was there at three o'clock in the morning at
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: the Million Man March. I'm that proudest moment of my
- 1:23:11Speaker 2: life was on that heel with Minister Lewis Fara Khan
- 1:23:14Speaker 2: and the Million Man March. My greatest and proudest moment
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: as a black man. I'm black for show for show. Now,
- 1:23:23Speaker 2: I'm going to say something to us, who are fellow
- 1:23:26Speaker 2: black men. I don't know where they getting this poll
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: from that we are all supporting Donald Trump.
- 1:23:33Speaker 3: But that ain't nothing but a bold face lie. You
- 1:23:36Speaker 3: talk about fake news.
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: I don't know who they're talking to, cause I don't
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: know one black man that's voting for Trump. But but
- 1:23:45Speaker 2: I see him in the background at the Trump rallies
- 1:23:48Speaker 2: propped up. I see the pictures in the T shirts
- 1:23:51Speaker 2: that say Blacks for Trump, But I can't find nowhere
- 1:23:55Speaker 2: where Trump was ever for blacks. If you looked at
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: the debate last night, the full page ad in USA
- 1:24:01Speaker 2: today to condemn and crucify five innocent black men, the
- 1:24:07Speaker 2: court rulings where him and his family has constantly tried
- 1:24:12Speaker 2: to alienate black people from living in their buildings. It's
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: just over and over and over and over. But I
- 1:24:19Speaker 2: want to say this to brothers, we got to get
- 1:24:21Speaker 2: to the polls. I'm gonna say this to black men,
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: we have to get to the pole. Don't worry about
- 1:24:27Speaker 2: the nobody else talking about. No I want to debate
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: you about Kamala hass I ain't no more damn debate.
- 1:24:34Speaker 2: The debate is over. You had the debate last night. Now,
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: if you saw Trump as a viable candidate after last night,
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: it's something wrong with your black ass. Now, I'm talking
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: directly to anybody that got a problem with me asking
- 1:24:46Speaker 2: black people to vote. Your forefathers were asking you to vote. Vote,
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: Your parents asked you to vote. Everybody asking you to
- 1:24:53Speaker 2: vote a vote. When you don't vote, you can't sit
- 1:24:57Speaker 2: at the table and complain about what's on the menu.
- 1:25:00Speaker 2: If you don't sit up in here and decide who's
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: making up the menu. We have got to vote. I
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: don't I know a lot of black men. It's for
- 1:25:08Speaker 2: Kamala Harris. Matter of fact, all that I know is
- 1:25:12Speaker 2: for Kamala Harris. And we're gonna show up at the
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: polls and we're gonna stop this nonsense about that so
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: many black men for Donald Trump because it really ain't
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: though it really ain't here all it's a few scattered
- 1:25:24Speaker 2: here and there, but it ain't no movement. But if
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: you want to see a movement, I'm gonna give you
- 1:25:28Speaker 2: a movement no vemberfore because watch because the Steve Harvey
- 1:25:32Speaker 2: Morning Show is in full blown support of Kamala Harris.
- 1:25:35Speaker 2: And we're gonna show up. Sincesus is going, but brothers
- 1:25:38Speaker 2: is we going too, because we're gonna show them who
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: we are. We're gonna end this disrespect of our women
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: like you think we have. But when you constantly show
- 1:25:46Speaker 2: disrespect for us, we're gonna show you how we feel
- 1:25:48Speaker 2: about that. We're gonna show up at the polls because
- 1:25:50Speaker 2: we're gonna decide this election. Those are my closing remarks today. Hey,
- 1:25:53Speaker 2: y'all talk to God today. He'd absolutely love to hear
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: from me.
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