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Popeye's Nuggets, Road Trip Rules, Anti-Mask Preacher, Things Women Say and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things and the shove me through good to other. Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join me. You gotta turn hur you, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn them out. Turn You haven't got
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out to turn the water the water go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your baby, huh. I show well a
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  Speaker 1: good art and everybody y'all listening to the voice, come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show today, folks. I just want to dive
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  Speaker 1: right in because I think I got it here. It is.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that there is a life for you
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  Speaker 1: that's greater than you could have ever dreamed of? Did
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  Speaker 1: you know that there's a life for you better than
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  Speaker 1: the one you've ever felt before? And did you know
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  Speaker 1: that there was a life for you much bigger than
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  Speaker 1: the one you wanted? And lastly, did you know that
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  Speaker 1: what I just said it's true? Did you know that?
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that the things I just said are
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  Speaker 1: available to you? It's not just intended for those who
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  Speaker 1: receive awards. It's for everybody. Yeah, you two, It's for
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  Speaker 1: you who didn't get your high school diploma. It's for
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  Speaker 1: you who are incarcerated. It's for you who have two strikes.
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  Speaker 1: It's for you who've been sentenced to life. It's for
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  Speaker 1: you who've gotten out and have a felony record and
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  Speaker 1: can't seem to get it together. It's for you who
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  Speaker 1: have an illness. It's for you who the doctors have
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  Speaker 1: given up on. It's for you, this life i'm talking about,
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  Speaker 1: it's for you. Did you know that there's a life
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  Speaker 1: for you better than the one you dreamed about, better
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  Speaker 1: than the one you've imagined, a life better than the
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  Speaker 1: one you thought of. That there's a life for you
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  Speaker 1: better than the one you've ever felt before. There's a
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  Speaker 1: life for you better than the one you saw for yourself.
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  Speaker 1: There's a better life for you than the one you
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  Speaker 1: expected and even the one you wanted. Did you know
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  Speaker 1: that this is true for you? See, here's let me
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  Speaker 1: give you the secret to this thing. Now you have
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  Speaker 1: to believe that it is for you. Now, you got
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  Speaker 1: to fight through the doubts. You got to fight through
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  Speaker 1: the will of Satan. Because the devil is busy man.
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  Speaker 1: The devil wants you to think that is hopeless. The
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  Speaker 1: devil wants you to think that this is it. The
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  Speaker 1: devil wants you to think that ain't no more to it.
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  Speaker 1: The devil wants you to think that this applies to
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  Speaker 1: other people. But you, Yeah, you've been dealt the worst
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  Speaker 1: hand of them all, which you ate. But that's what
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  Speaker 1: the devil wants you to think. So you gotta fight through. Now,
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  Speaker 1: You gotta fight through to get to what I just
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  Speaker 1: said is available for you. But what else you got
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  Speaker 1: to do? You ain't doing nothing else, might as well fight?
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  Speaker 1: Why just wake up and just let it be? Why
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  Speaker 1: would you wake up every day and just exist when
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  Speaker 1: there's a chance for you to actually live. See the
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  Speaker 1: reason I don't mind smiling so much now is because
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  Speaker 1: I'm no longer existing. I'm living now. See. See, that's
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  Speaker 1: where you want to get to. You don't want to exist,
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  Speaker 1: to wake up paycheck to paycheck, date today, not knowing,
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  Speaker 1: not understanding, not having, can't can't get this, can't get that,
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  Speaker 1: can't go here, can't go there, Gotta wait, gota wait,
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  Speaker 1: gota wait, gota wait till it seems like you never
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  Speaker 1: get nowhere. You can get out of that rut of
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  Speaker 1: life feeling like when you wake up in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: that your life is whole hum, that you're just in
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  Speaker 1: a rut. I drive the same way to work, I
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  Speaker 1: do the same thing my job. When I get off,
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  Speaker 1: I drive all the way back home. I sit there,
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  Speaker 1: I read the newspaper. I water the lawn. I'm so
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  Speaker 1: sick of my life. It ain't this, ain't what I wanted. Man,
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  Speaker 1: and start, wake up, start over, do the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Then the weekend gets in. You got to mow the lawn,
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  Speaker 1: and then you try to fix something in the garage,
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  Speaker 1: and you feel like your life is in the rut.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. If this feels like a rut to
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  Speaker 1: you know, if it's what you've always wanted, I'm cool
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  Speaker 1: with that. But I'm talking to people who want it more,
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  Speaker 1: who would love their life to be more, who would
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  Speaker 1: love their life to different, to be different. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: criticizing you if I just described your life. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: only talking to the ones who would dare to believe
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  Speaker 1: that there's more to it than this. I'm only talking
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  Speaker 1: to the ones who would dad dad to accept the challenge,
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  Speaker 1: to fight through and see what God got for you
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  Speaker 1: instead of listening to Satan all the time, Devil is busy. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Please understand, he's so busy, so busy, trying to trick you,
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  Speaker 1: get you into the groove. You know they're doing all
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  Speaker 1: kinds of stuff now man, you know atheists and already
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  Speaker 1: got prayer, taking out of schools. Excuse me, look at
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  Speaker 1: our skills schools, not as a push by the atheist
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  Speaker 1: to get the words in God we trust, taking off
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  Speaker 1: our money. Here's a deal. If you don't believe in God,
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  Speaker 1: and you don't want trust in God, just going about
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  Speaker 1: your business. But what you can't do is spill off
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  Speaker 1: all into what I'm talking about. That's the problem I
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  Speaker 1: have with all of them. If you're gonna do you,
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  Speaker 1: didn't do you, but don't spill off into what I got. Now. See,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't believe what I'm saying, then I ain't
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  Speaker 1: talking to you. Let's just be clear about the relationship
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  Speaker 1: with Steve Harvey and his crew. I'm only talking to
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  Speaker 1: the people that believe that are looking for something else,
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  Speaker 1: that wants something more, that wants something better, that's got
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  Speaker 1: to be out there searching and hoping and trying to
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  Speaker 1: do more. That's all I'm talking to now. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't believe what I'm saying is true. Didn't go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and try it your way? Go see, write me, email me,
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  Speaker 1: let me know how it's going for you. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: you have a way that's tried and true. If you
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  Speaker 1: go to God, if you go to your creator your makeup,
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  Speaker 1: if you go to him and you go to him
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  Speaker 1: for real and tell him, hey, you know what I
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  Speaker 1: want you to go ahead and take over from here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm done. I didn't done all I know how to
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  Speaker 1: do out and tried everything I know how to try.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sick of me right now. Hey, look here, you
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  Speaker 1: created me what you want me to do, and here
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  Speaker 1: a cool thing about it. When I made that decision,
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  Speaker 1: y'all see, I was so afraid for years that I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna miss out on something if I did that.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't do this no more. But the stuff I
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  Speaker 1: needed to stop doing. I really need to stop the
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  Speaker 1: things I was afraid of not being able to do
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  Speaker 1: anymore with the very same things I really didn't need
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  Speaker 1: to be doing no more in the first place. On
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  Speaker 1: the real man, on the real all that temporary fun
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  Speaker 1: I was having all them temporary outlets. I was using
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  Speaker 1: all them temporary things, trying to fulfill myself I was doing.
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  Speaker 1: I was just doing a bunch of temporary mess man.
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  Speaker 1: I said, hold up, man, I want something permanent. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I want a permanent feeling in my heart that it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be all right. So he replaced all that fun
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  Speaker 1: with joy. But it's only because I went and I
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  Speaker 1: faced him. He didn't take me and stop me from
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  Speaker 1: being me. He just made a better version of me. See,
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  Speaker 1: God don't take he because all the stuff he sent
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  Speaker 1: you through, he needed you to go through all him.
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  Speaker 1: He needed you to have him experience or what it
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  Speaker 1: felt like to be locked up. He needed you to
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  Speaker 1: have experience and know what it was to lose everything.
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  Speaker 1: He needed you to have experience to make you tough.
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  Speaker 1: You're just gonna be a tough one. I'm a tough
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  Speaker 1: soldier in his army. That's all I just say. One
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  Speaker 1: of the weak ones. I protect the weak ones. God
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  Speaker 1: didn't take a lot of stuff from except the stuff
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  Speaker 1: I needed. But the stuff he made me to be,
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  Speaker 1: he allowed me to keep it, and he just made
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  Speaker 1: a better me. Do that, y'all, and you can have
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  Speaker 1: what you want. You're listening, ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls, teenagers, toddlers, infants,
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  Speaker 1: senior citizens, dearly beloved, gather yourself because it's about to
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  Speaker 1: talking about you about to get it dead in your
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. The dog gone, I'll be damned. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show, Thank your side caller full rail, whoa got
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  Speaker 1: scared it? Good morning, Good morning, never mad on a Friday.
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Crew, Jay, Anthony the Brown After a full
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  Speaker 1: week of work, it's riding. Thank you God, we made it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here the now you top top top, Sir, Friday, Baby,
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  Speaker 1: it is Friday. Yeah, we're here. How you feeling safe?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Lord, Thank Jesus. We crawl to Friday. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you Lord for this Friday. Yeah, it's about to get
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  Speaker 1: special for me. I ain't got to talk about it,
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  Speaker 1: but it's about to get special for me. Just I
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  Speaker 1: really can't share. J You know, some of the things
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  Speaker 1: everybody don't like hearing it. So, you know, sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: gotta keep good news to yourself. You know, you know
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  Speaker 1: people are not y'all, but you know, some listening why
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  Speaker 1: he got it a dog? You know, So sometimes man
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  Speaker 1: you just got thank the Lord and gone about your business.
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  Speaker 1: So thank you LORDY know, Jay, I've tried it before,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I'm I'm gonna tell you one to stop me.
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  Speaker 1: I was on a boat one time and I was
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  Speaker 1: on vacation, and I saw an incredible rainbow, yes, coming
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  Speaker 1: out of a cloud that was pouring down raining, but
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  Speaker 1: the rainbow was piercing through it. But I mean I
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  Speaker 1: could see the cloud with the rain coming out, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm about half a mile from it, bone dry. So
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  Speaker 1: I took a video and was talking about it and
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  Speaker 1: the goodness of God, and then here comes somebody said,
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  Speaker 1: why he always got to show us his life. We
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  Speaker 1: don't have that life. So we got sick of him
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  Speaker 1: always to put throwing his life in our face. I went,
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  Speaker 1: damn dog, and I'm telling you they stopped me. That
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  Speaker 1: that one person stop me. I said that, stop you
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  Speaker 1: because you don't hear from the ones that love what
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  Speaker 1: you're sharing people and the positivity it gives people something
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  Speaker 1: to shoot for it. Right, you can do it, then
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  Speaker 1: I can do it. You can do it. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: I can see a rainbow, right, that's right. There you go, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: you can't talk about a rainbow. The rainbow I was
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  Speaker 1: talking about look at God, and they went into this
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  Speaker 1: whole mighty want to see your life. I went, okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: I don't stop you. All right, well, Steve, when we
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  Speaker 1: come back, you're gonna help some people. We're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: ask the CLO right after this, right after this rainbow.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show time now for ask the Clo, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: This one is from Rome in South Philly. I need
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  Speaker 1: advice on how to handle my side check. I'm fifty one, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you heard me. She's thirty four and pregnant. She's trying
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  Speaker 1: to say the baby is mine, and I know it's
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  Speaker 1: it's not possible because I'm no fool. I told her
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  Speaker 1: that I would need a DNA test and we would
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  Speaker 1: have to tell my wife that I'm a father again.
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  Speaker 1: I hoped it would make her think that I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to be with her if the child is mine.
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  Speaker 1: She's determined to pin this little baby on me. Test
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  Speaker 1: or no test. How do I get this DNA test done? Well, Pola,
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  Speaker 1: don't I mean by law, if you if you contest
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  Speaker 1: or birth, you can go to court and get a
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  Speaker 1: DNA test. Now your wife gonna find out because you
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  Speaker 1: got caught. But now let me ask you something this.
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  Speaker 1: It's impossible that it's yours because you ain't no food. Line, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you caught that. Hunh pH that part it's impossible that
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  Speaker 1: is mine because I ain't no food. You didn't say
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  Speaker 1: because you had to perfected me. You didn't say because
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  Speaker 1: you've never had the ability to have children. You're saying
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  Speaker 1: that you ain't no food. You think she's seeing somebody else.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't say you haven't had unprotected sex. You're saying
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  Speaker 1: you ain't no fool. Bro, you can go to court
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  Speaker 1: and order a DNA test. We already know you're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna leave your wife because you could refer to her
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  Speaker 1: as a side piss. But bro, let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: what I learned about seeing. And I ain't judging you
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  Speaker 1: because I've done everything in my life, so this is
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  Speaker 1: not a judgment call. But I will tell you this,
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  Speaker 1: seeing cost you more than you want to pay, and
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  Speaker 1: it makes you stay longer than you want to stay.
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  Speaker 1: Wear that to work morning. You ain't no food, don't
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  Speaker 1: work in court, it's just don't don't work. No, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't never seen everybody. Because we're gonna have proof that
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  Speaker 1: you is a fool, just a short Mari Povin you
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  Speaker 1: are the father, just a all right Rome and South Philly.
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  Speaker 1: You heard of the clo Let's move on to Honey
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  Speaker 1: in Virginia. I am a sixty nine year old, very
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  Speaker 1: athletic grandma of four young men. My oldest grandson is
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  Speaker 1: a senior in high school and he lives with me
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  Speaker 1: so he can play sports at the best high school
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  Speaker 1: in our city. His coach is slightly younger than I am,
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  Speaker 1: and he and I have a thing for each other.
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  Speaker 1: My grandson was supposed to be staying at his mom's
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  Speaker 1: last weekend, and he popped back up at my house
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  Speaker 1: and saw me and his coach tangled up on the couch.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a weird silence between us since then. How
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  Speaker 1: do I explain this? Its tanglement with the couch. Now,
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  Speaker 1: here's your problem, or sixty nine, your old, very athletic honey, Honey.
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  Speaker 1: If coach is madder, which you didn't put in the letter,
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  Speaker 1: but I immediately your grandson is. He don't know what
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  Speaker 1: to do now. The reason he's uncomfortable is because he
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  Speaker 1: has no experience with processing this. He don't know what
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  Speaker 1: to make of it. He has nothing to say. His
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  Speaker 1: grandmama was tangling up on the couch with his damn coach.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody in his life that's an authoritative figure was in
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  Speaker 1: now on that couch. He damned showcase. Say nothing to coach.
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  Speaker 1: He don't know what to say. Let's say to his
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  Speaker 1: old ass grandmother. Now if you throw this in, ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: with the fact that coach is married, because if that's
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  Speaker 1: the case, honey, honey, child, you and how do you
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  Speaker 1: address it? Yeah, that's of course. Well if he's not married,
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  Speaker 1: just say I want you to know that your coach
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  Speaker 1: and I have feelings for one another. But now, she said,
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  Speaker 1: the coach is younger. But how much younger she didn't say.
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  Speaker 1: She said slightly younger than I am. And she's like nine, honey,
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  Speaker 1: he probably fifty, you think, so that's almost but that
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  Speaker 1: she tried to dress it up with slightly. Okay, but
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  Speaker 1: when you're sixty, you know, twenty ain't but the thirty
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  Speaker 1: your life, so that ain't that much. You know. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta look at that, you know. So, granny, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what to tell you. You know, your little old
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  Speaker 1: fans ass with the boys coach and he walked in
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  Speaker 1: on y'all, Lord and Mercy, let's just hope he can
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  Speaker 1: stay on the team. Well, I think, well, let's look
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  Speaker 1: at them. I think his position on the team is solid.
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  Speaker 1: I think you've done a solid for the grand Boys.
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  Speaker 1: You assured him lots of playing time he starting, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so that's a good thing. Other than that, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what to say to you. Sorry, you got busted,
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  Speaker 1: but see you ain't. You ain't done that in a while.
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  Speaker 1: So your skills at how to stay clear drama, you
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  Speaker 1: don't know they gonna Well, let's get to this one
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  Speaker 1: before we get out. Run out of time, Diana, little
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  Speaker 1: elm Texas, you know where that is. See. My husband
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  Speaker 1: and I, yeah, celebrated ten years of marriage this month,
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  Speaker 1: and two days after our anniversary, he asked me for
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  Speaker 1: a divorce. He said, it's not me, it's him, and
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I laughed at him. It is him and it's not me.
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  Speaker 1: And I've known this for years. I have lived with
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  Speaker 1: his poorn addiction and stinky feet for many years and
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  Speaker 1: I never thought of leaving him. How can he wake
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  Speaker 1: up one day and decide it's over? Should I contested divorce?
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  Speaker 1: Let him continue to be as miserable as I've been
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  Speaker 1: in this marriage, or should I let him go? Well, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, you're saying you were miserable
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  Speaker 1: in the marriage, so you want to cut off your
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  Speaker 1: nose to spite your face. So you want to stay
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  Speaker 1: in a miserable marriage to make him miserable too. That's
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  Speaker 1: gonna sound that small waste of time. Yeah, what you're
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  Speaker 1: doing trying to make his life miserable as yours continue.
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  Speaker 1: I go somewhere, find some happiness, find somebody that was
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  Speaker 1: shouldicted to me instead of point and find somebody know
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  Speaker 1: how to bathe coming up back running creak back. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show so coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, Miss And is standing by with National News
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  Speaker 1: We love us from Chris. He won't all that smoke,
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  Speaker 1: he that life. Let me tell you about this weird
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  Speaker 1: interview that he did. I mean waits to the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour plus Jay, you said this story to me.
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  Speaker 1: Pastor Greg Locke says that anybody that shows up to
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  Speaker 1: his church wearing a mask, he will ask them to leave.
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  Speaker 1: And what ja go to the other church with that? Mitch,
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  Speaker 1: don't bring that down here. And the name of catching
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  Speaker 1: COVID up in hill, that's what we do. We praise
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  Speaker 1: and we catch Covid in weak bleat that Covid up
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  Speaker 1: in him ignorant church. This is first Mount Covid mission.
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  Speaker 1: Mary who. Yeah, we'll talk about all these stories. Isn't
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  Speaker 1: there for you at the top of the hour of
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  Speaker 1: right now? It's on you player, run that brank back?
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  Speaker 1: What you got this right here is udn't Thank you, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: Thank y'all, Thank y'all. I forgot my own prank. Yeah, Roger,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: can I speak to Roger? Yeah? Roger? Hey, this Calvin man,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing? I go to the same church, y'all
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: go too, Okay. I got your number from one of
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: the guys at the church. Man. They told me that
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: if I wanted to talk to y'all, I could reach
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: out to you or whatever. How you doing today? I'm good, man,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I can help your your wife. Man. Does
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything, but she
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: seems to be real fit? Does she? Does she work
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: out all the time? Yeah? She go to January once
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: in a while. Bro. Yeah, who who is this? Bro?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Like I said, my named Calvin Man. We go to
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: for a long time. Many actually have some kids. And
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: to be honest with you, Roger Man, it just ain't happening. Dog.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we've been trying and trying. But what I'm
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: trying to do now is just find another type of
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: way to make this happen. Now, you say your wife
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: is in good condition, right, my wife is in good condition. Brother,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: What did she got to do with trying to her baby?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: She You know, y'all already got kids, don't you. Y'all
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: got like from what the brother the church told me,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: y'all got three kids right there? We got three. I
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: got two boys in the girl. Okay, here's what I'm
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: trying to do, man, I was hoping that I could
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: find somebody, a female that would be a good seagant
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: mother or what you know. What I'm saying is like
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: because my wife, I mean, you know, we want to
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: have kids, man, we want to have hold on, brother,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: you just said you're looking for a sagant mother, and
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: the brother the church told you to call me, Well, no, no, no,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: anybody tell me to actually call you. I asked them
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: about you and your wife. You know, I asked them
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: for your phone number so I can actually call you myself. Man,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, So you've been you've been eyeing my wife?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, I ain't been, So
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you're looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: is that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I want to be able to have a healthy child, man,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I really do. Man, Me and my wife, we listen.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: You called me about my wife and you want her
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: to be a Sagan mother. F you wife, I don't
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: even know while to be on the phone. Brother. Here's
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: the real deal, man, me and my wife, we can't
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: have kids. We've tried and tried and tried, and you know, biologically,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: we've just been going through it and going through it man.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: And I was just you know, i've seen your wife.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: She healthy. I see y'all at church all the time,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: and I was just like, reach it out, man, Maybe
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: somebody wouldn't mind being the Saragan mother for for me
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: and my wife so we can have a child. I'll
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: think you Saregan mother, I mean dog hold on her, brother,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: you calling me to see it? My wife can be
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: a Saragan Munde your child. And I know it's crazy,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: it's crazy whatever, and I think you lost your mind. Brother,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: of all the members in the church, you're calling me
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: to get my wife to have your baby. I know
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: it sounds crazy, man, I do, but I ignorant. Brother,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I'm trying. You sound ignorant. Man. There's so many place
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: to go at doctor baby. I can take you down
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: to the county corner house, can show your kids need
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: a doctoright next, but you can go to Africa like
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: like like all the restaurant people can gonna find your baby.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: You're gonna call me and my wife. It's twenty thousand
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: members in this church. Do you know our stupid you
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Sarah Brother? No, brother, Brother, Man, listen, man, I'm not
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: trying to come across like that. Man, how are you
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: trying to come across? Brother? You didn't done it. Just
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: hear me out, man, I don't want you to man.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, brother, go ahead, man. Okay, we're looking for
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: a Sarah good mother. We look, we've seen your your
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: wife and we thought she'd be a great Sarah good mother.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: And I know it sounds crazy for me to pick
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: you out of all the people that go to the church.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I understand that, man, I do. But listen, we would
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: love for your wife to be the seagant mother, and
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: we're willing to pay for this. Man, But listen to
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: them if you don't mind. We don't want to do
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: this with no test tubes and all that way. They
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: mixed my seed with her, with with with her. End.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: We want to do this naturally. War war war war.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: You you just said, man, you gotta understand a real
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: man want to do I want to do it realistically.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I'm just saying that, brother.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Are you telling me that you want to have sex
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: with my wife? But I mean, I mean you know
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: you don't lose all my christianity right now? Brother? You
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: want to have a baby the real way, though, you
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I don't give a damn having
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: this fake way. You tell me you want to lay
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: down in the ball my wife. But do you already
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: got three kids? Think about the people that can't have it,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: doctor baby, Man, take your darn ain't gonna doctor damn
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: baby because you didn't go sit down, psychiatric problem. I
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: don't have your baby. Do you know what you sound like?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Don't crazy. I know it sounds crazy, man, I do
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: call this. I din't you get my number? Man? To
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: means you get my number. I got your number for
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: one of the brothers at the church. Now listen, I'm
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: gonna just be real with you like a man. I
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: wanted to come at you first and talk to you
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: like a man and see you know if you was
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: cool with the proposition. But look, come Sunday, I'm gonna
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: go to your wife and just talk to on what
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna talk to your
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: wife and says you lost your mind. I told you
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: to answer no nos A'm me gonna go around me
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: and ask which I ain't gonna do to talk to
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: my wife? You call my wife? You right now, I
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: call my wife. I'm gonna tell you what's really gonna happen.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: You calling my wife a wife? Next Sunday, I'm never
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: gonna didn't go through this, winn. I'm talking to her
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: next Sunday. Next Sunday, I'm ana whoop ya. You ain't
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: gonna do nothing to me. I'm gonna who yo, man,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: and my wife who deserved a child too? You ain't
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna stand in the middle of this. I'm
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: asking the middle of this, he lost your mine? You
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: talk to my wife's next thing you want too? I
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: got one my thing I want to say to you. Man,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: is you listening to me? Say? What the you gotta say?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: You can get off my phone? Is nephew tim Me
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got planked
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  Speaker 1: by your homeboy? What this is? Who this is this?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Listen this man? This nephew tim Me, Man from the
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your homeboy got me to frank
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: phone call you. Man. I'm over here. Man, my head
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: is spinning, you know. Man, got me. I'm ready to fight. Brother. Hey,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, big dog man.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
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  Speaker 1: show in the bland, man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: y'all got me this morning? Man? Got me? Man? Hey,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: can you be daddy? No, because you can't carry a
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: child man crazy with it? You can do it? Yeah,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: anything with Sarah Dady with National News, and we talked
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: about some entertainment news at the top of you're listening to.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: So remember when we told you guys yesterday about the
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: restaurant owner in Huntington Beach, California, who only wants to
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: serve unvaccinated people. Well, the owner of unaccinated, Yes, unvaccinated,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: unvaccinated people, none whatsoever. Anyway, the owner of that restaurant,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: his name is Tony Roman. He was a special guest
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: on CNN's Chris Cuomo show. You know, Let's Get after It.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: We love that show. So during the interview, Chris asked
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: the owner was he vaccinated and he admitted that he
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: and his family was not. And then the owner he
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: went on to say that he's not taking an anti
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: vaccine stand. Instead, it was a pro freedom stand. But
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: then this owner, I don't know, he tried to come
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: after Chris Cuomo. Take a listen, Ti Tyranny, Okay, and
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe the conversation should really be between me
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: and your brother. That's what I'm thinking. Maybe so your
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: pro freedom, but people can't wear masks, Tony, it doesn't
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: make sense, it really doesn't. I gave you a chance
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: to make the case. I wish you well. I hope
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: your family stay safe. I made my case. You didn't
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: have much to say. You didn't have much to say.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, you sound like an idiot. So there's
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: not much to say. But Tony, good luck with it.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: So you and so do you. Yeah, only for having
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: you on the show. That was my only mistake. But
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I love Chris Cuomo, Chris, I love Chris Man like
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: to dude. Gonna take a shout at the Dude brothers
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: to do it. To vaccine, not at all, not so
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: damn stupid. I mean that's you know. Look, this country.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: The problem with America is too damn free. Let me
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: just go of a couple of things that were too
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: free about. You freely can choose to accept the vaccination.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: You can freely choose to wear masks or not. You
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: can freely choose to take your ass to that hospital
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: and get on a ventilator and waste a bed when
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: you could have easily had a vaccination. You can freely
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: kill a black person in this country and take your
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: ass home and keep your job. You can freely stop
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: people and suppress the voting rights of all or any
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: American you choose. That's what you can freely do in
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: this country. You can freely support a lie that the
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: election was stole and set up in here, and the
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: rest of us can't do nothing about it. Then you
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: can freely run your ass down to the Capitol on
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: January sixth as a terror attack, running there and then
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: expect that you should freely be able to go home.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: And then you can get the support of the Republican
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Senate to back the fact that you were just honorable
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Americans loving your country. That's how free this country is.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Right here. You can freely get a permit as a
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: hate group and walk down taxpayer streets and spread your
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: hate all over the place. Because we're so damn free.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: You can freely go buy a gun and kill your
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: neighbor with it. You can freely do any damn thing
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: you want. That's the problem with America, Land of the Free,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: But it's full of damned fools. Said, you can't give
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: a food freedom, You have to give him discipline, restrictions, rules, guidelines,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: and laws. And we are living watching what happen happens
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: when you let fools be free. Yep. Going back for
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: COVID nineteen freely died without the vaccine. Yep, that's exactly
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: real free if you country, Yeah, really, really, you can
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: freely freely endanger the lives of other people because you
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: want to, because you want to. That's its state all right.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Time to move on. Let's get to today's headlines, ladies
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Miss Ann Trup Okay, thanks guys, good morning.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: This is anderput the news well as promised. President Biden's
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: announced strict new COVID testing, masking, and social distancing requirements
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: for federal employees, and the President's urging cities and states
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: to offer one hundred dollars incentives or whatever they can
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: do to persuade the unvaccinated to take that shot. Some
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: hopeful news from the Hill. Senate Democrats and Republicans have
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: agreed on the basics of a huge infrastructure bill, and
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: this comes after months of behind the scenes negotiations. Are
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: sixty seven the nayser thirty two. The greatest investment and
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: infrastructure in all of our lifetimes. Fizz is truly to celebrate.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Infrastructure is about bringing America together, and work now begins
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: on a nearly one trillion that's trillion with a t
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: dollar measure. As a President Biden and Democrats work on
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: a separate and a broader bill that's being considered under
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: budget rules. That bill is about three trillion. Actually, the
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Congress has overwhelmingly Okay, emergency funding to ensure support for
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: US allies in Afghanistan and for Capitol Hill Police, whom
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Senate Majority Leader Charles Schumer says are owed a lot
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: because of January sixth, in the face of unprecedented adversity,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: they responded heroically. We must support them now as they
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: so courageously supported us. The bill also directs one hundred
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: million dollars to the DC Police, while also providing funding
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: for the National Guard and for aid programs for translators
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: and others who help US troops in Afghanistan. By the way,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: they got about two hundred and fifty of those people
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: out of Afghanistan who helped the US troops. They're on
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: US soil this morning, about two hundred and fifty, but
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: they have about two thousand or more that they are
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: trying to get out before all American troops leave that country.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: This is bad. The Biden administration says it has to
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: let nationwide the Nationwide band on Evictions expire this Sunday
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: unless something is done. The White House says mister Biden
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: wanted to extend it for another couple of months. With
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: COVID infections and deaths rising by the Supreme Court rule
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: that the moratorium could not go past July without congressional action.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: So the president's urging, well makes to do something act
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: without delayed to protect vulnerable renters and their families. And
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: they only have like a day and a half to
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: do it. Now. Defrock Catholic cardinal facing criminal charges in
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Massachusetts for allegedly assaulting a minor child in nineteen seventies.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Former Cardinal Theodore Carrick, the first US cardinal in the
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: US ever charged criminally for the sexual abuse of a minor.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Meccarrick was defracked by Pope Francs in twenty nineteen, and
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: finally sad news late night TV gadget Ron popele has died.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: That are not pride. I think we got fourteen lamb
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: chops in here at one time. Let's put some salmon
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: in the basket. I'll put it in the breast. Go
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: it's just good. Ron Popel was eighty six years old.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show, Okay, Steve,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: introduce your boy ladies and Jennifer without further do the
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: dog bit to mind? Oh, Jay Anthony Brown Tomorrow Night,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Saint Petersburg, Florida. Your boy will be in there at
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: the National Guard Amrine. It's time to hit the road everybody,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: which means people are taking trips. Now. Since there is
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: no average family, it does not exist. An average family
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: could be a mom and dad, two kids, a grandma
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: or granddad, auntie, uncle, and a damn doll. An average
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: family could be a dad his girlfriend, two kids, a
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: grandma or grandpa, auntie, uncle, and a damn dog. An
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: average family could also be a girlfriend her girlfriend, two kids,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: a grandma or grandpa or auntie or uncle, or a
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: damn dog. Average family could also be a dad his
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: boyfriend there, two kids, a grandma, a grandpa or auntie, uncle,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: and a damn dog. Now we've already established it that
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: there's no such thing as an average family, but there
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: are some rules for hitting the road. Rule number one,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: the driver packs the car. Okay, who's ever driving packs
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: the damn car. Don't go putting stuff in there, messing
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: up the damn system. Okay, the driver has a system. Okay,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: that's rule number one, all right. Rule number two, no
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: stank foods allowed on the trip. Nothing stank, oh nothing,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: No cheeses, no cabbage, no sardines. If you eat beans
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: before the trip, stay your ass home. Okay. Note to
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: the mate of the driver. We ain't gonna be I'm
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: mad and I'm not talking. We're not having that. Okay,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: We're not having that on the damn trip. None of that.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: We're talking, okay. Rule number two. I think I don't
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: come off from the numbers anyway. Don't be pointing our
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: stuff for the driver to look at. It throws him off.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Don't mean look. I can't look damn it. I'm driving right.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Another rule, and it's very important. The driver is in
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: charge of the radio. The driver is in charge of
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: the radio. That means old school for as long as
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: he likes old school kids. Put your damn headphones on.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Same to yourself. Don't nobody want to hit that hippote
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: hoppity while we're driving down the damn road. We'll listen
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: to gospel for fifteen minutes if he decides, and last
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: but not leads, listen to the driver. To the driver.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: People have to pe, People have to pee. Okay, we
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: got to pee, even the dog, all right, thank you, Jay.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Coming up, we're gonna tell you guys about this pastor
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: who doesn't want anybody to show up to his church
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: wearing a mask. This foolishness. Right after this you're listening
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: to so did you guys hear about this? I know
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Jay has uh he he sent me the actual story.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: This is Tennessee. Pastor. He's given out uh. He's given
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: his members two options, Steve, two options. Come to the
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: church maskless or be kicked out. Those are the options.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Pastor Greg Loock told his members at Glo Vision Bible
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Church and Mount Juliet, Tennessee. He will ask anyone with
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: a mask to leave. Take a listen. Don't believe this
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: delta variant nonsense. Stop it, stop it. I know right
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: wing watched watching. I don't care if they go through
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: round two and you start showing up all these masks
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: and all this nonsense, I'll ask you to leave. I
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: will ask you to leave. I am not playing these
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: democratic games up in this church. If you want to
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: social distance, go to First Baptist Church, but don't come
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: to this one. I've done with it. I said, I've
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: done with it. I ain't playing these stupid games. So
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: that the Delta variant and this COVID thing is a
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: democratic ploy. Yeah, okay, so let me ask you something
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: past him. The six hundred thousand deaths we've had in
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: this country. Ask those family members how big a game
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  Speaker 1: it was? And political affiliation had nothing. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: Republicans have died, a lot of Liberals, a lot of Democrats,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of independence, Atheists, Catholics, Jewish people, Protestants, Muslims,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: a lot of people have died. Man. And for you
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  Speaker 1: to get up in a pulpit, I ain't having it.
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  Speaker 1: If you come in, I'm gonna ask you to leave.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: And who's hooping it up in the background? You know?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: You know the sad thing about us and the sad
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: thing about this world earth. When the Fire had a
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: line in the song that says, gonna find a few
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: to always walk with you, many people claim don't always
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: feel the same. I don't care what you do. If
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: you go online and post it, you can get somebody
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  Speaker 1: agree with it. How many people out there hate but
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: a pecanace cream? You could? I promise you you can
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: get some followers. You can go online and say, hey,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: where are the mask haters in the world? And you
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be You're gonna be busy. M how many
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: people hate black people? Sign up? They're gonna sign up. Doc.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: How many people think that if you if you're a
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: certain color, you're beneath to other people, they'll sign up.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I don't care what you do. Now. This fool got
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: a microphone. I'm tired of this democratic that's delta variant.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: If you're coming here, I'll ask you to leave. I'm
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: sick of it. I've had enough of it. He's an idiot. Church,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: he's a pastor at church. He's an idiot. And there's
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: not a Bible verse a lie that supports anything. He said. Man, man, man,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: this is unbelievable that this man takes this type of
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: position in the pulpit. Meanwhile, New York City, I'll tell
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: you about this. The mayor, Bill Deblasio, he has a
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  Speaker 1: plan for getting more people vaccinated against COVID nineteen. He
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  Speaker 1: is going to offer them a hundred dollars incentive starting today.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Starting today, the cash reward will be handed out to
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  Speaker 1: city residents and employees who make an appointment at a
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: city run vaccination site. And in college, I go up
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  Speaker 1: there and get that yeah oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I go I go to three times. I'd be so,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be so vaccinated. Sam dog. I used to give
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  Speaker 1: blood too, three times a week. Yeah, but this is
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  Speaker 1: this is a way, This is some kind of incentive.
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  Speaker 1: I think we leaders have to find another way to
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  Speaker 1: get people vaccinated. And the mayor is taking this approach
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  Speaker 1: in the country's largest city in the world, in Tennessee.
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  Speaker 1: The same that good. This is not good. This is
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  Speaker 1: not good at all. But if Jim Jones could get
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: people to commit suicide, it's not a surprise that this
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  Speaker 1: passing it to get a flock of people to believe
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  Speaker 1: what he's saying. It's just not a surprise. Just it's
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: just what it is. It's really sad. Well, let's switch
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: gears here, nephew. Yeah, let's switch gears. Let's pick up
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  Speaker 1: the pace and run. We'll do the prank phone call
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  Speaker 1: right after this. Oh hey, y'all, come on, you're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: four minutes after Shirley Love us a strawberry letter. The
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: subject is why is her husband so insecure? Why is
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: her husband so insecure? We'll talk about it at the
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, but right now the nephew is
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What you got for
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: his nephew, what it's something right here? Wait so drunk
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: and I bring it that this one right here. Yeah,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: there's a prank from my archives. Means so much. Deal.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Tell me if you turn to the Book of Stupid,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: chapter nine, verse five, it will read and tim me
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  Speaker 1: franked them. Here it is this right here? Is you
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: hit my mama's tree. Come on if you would, quiet
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: cat dog? Hello, Hello, man, I speak to lord Lord
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: this terror? Who about this terry? I'm about ten minutes
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: from the yard picked doll. This ain't no terror. Look,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: man's this lord that worked for Yes, sir, listen, you
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: just came down Clayton Street and hit me and tow
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: all the limbs off my mama maple tree that's hanging
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: over the street. And now she got limbs hanging all
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: in the street. We got to cut this whole tree
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: down because you didn't mess it up. And you were
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: the one that just drove through here, sir. I ain't
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: been down Clayton Street today, sir, say what. I ain't
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: been down Clayton Street today. I ain't been in on
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: residential neighborhood today. You just came down Clayton Street a
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: couple of hours ago and then told all the limbs
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  Speaker 1: off my mama tree. My mama, that tree been and
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I founded twenty five years and then you just came
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  Speaker 1: down the street and just tore it all apart. Sir,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't been down Clayton Road today. How did you
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: get this number? By the way, don't worry about how
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I got your number. Somebody got to pay for my
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: mama treat. Sir, I ain't been down Clayton Road today.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, call it call him back down? Hello, lord?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Did you just hang up on me? Yes, sir, I
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: told you I didn't been down on clay Road today.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Now now what look I told you you just came
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: down Clayton Road and just and just told my mama
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  Speaker 1: tree up a live down residential neighborhood today. Man, quit
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: calling my mom phone that look my grandmama planet that treat.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Now you didn't gotta do it. Planet it move to
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: my ben cut the branches off to some of them.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: If them branches, it's clear enough you're not supposed to
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: be driving them at wheel trucks down this residential area
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: like this hill man, I was making delivery guy. Now,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: if I had to come down that tree, I would have,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: But I told you one. I ain't came down on
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Clayton Street today. You just said you had to make
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: a delivery. Now you're saying you ain't been down Clayton's tree.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Hadn't make delivered down there, I would have came down
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: that tree. You can't have to come down now you've
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: been on Clayton Street today. Now that part I do know.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: And what you got the wrong Robert dude. No no, no, no,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: no no no, I got the right driver. And what
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I do know ill you didn't told my mama tree up.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: We got to cut this old tree out. And you
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: know what, you're gonna pay for this. And I ain't
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: saying for a mother treat that treat of kidding. I
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: know you ain't talking about my mama tree. Well, guess what,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: take your tree and take your mama and both of
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: y'all go out there and planning another tree. Then we
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: ain't planning no more tree. That tree been in our
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: family for you. You're gonna mess around and get your
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: swept behind this tree. Bring it on, then bring your
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: and bring the tree with you. You're gonna make me
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: whoop with a bridge off that tree. Well, I tell
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: you what if you're that bad, then, I tell you
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  Speaker 1: what if I was on Clayton Street today, I meet
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: don play the street with the tree. You come on
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: over here to Clayton right now, because I'm right out
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: here in the street on the cardless phone. You come
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: on outside. My mama's sitting up in there crying behind
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: this tree because you didn't told the lives off and
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: we got to cut it down now because you didn't
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: mess it up. Don't get us napping this teller wife.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: But mind then, I ain't been down on the tree.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I know you ain't sitting here talking about my mama. No,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: see you tripping not dog and tripping dog you are. Look, man,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I grew up with this tree in my front yard.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I grew up with this tree. Now you got the
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: nerve to drive to hell and driving too fast because
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: if you're the droll slow, you wouldn't have been hitting
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: all them lives like that. Y'all be running down here
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: too fast through hill man looking at and I've told
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: you once man, I ain't been down on Clayton Street. No,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: like I told you. If you want to meet me
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: on Clayton Street, we'll all right. Now. I'm sorry about
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: your mom trip. But hell, it ain't nothing I can
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: do about it, because I ain't been down on play Street.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: It's one thing you can do about it. You can
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: pay for it, and that's what you're gonna do. Now.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: You're gonna either give me some money. I'm gonna get
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: it at you. But you're you're gonna you're coming over here.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, you're gonna come over him now that
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: big truck around and bring your butt on over here
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: right now. Well I might well have don't turn it
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: around because I ain't paying for no tree right now.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: That's fine, that's fine, But I tell you, when you
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: get here, my cousin Hill and all my uncles is
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: here sitting up there looking at out what you didn't
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: done in this tree? So bring yo, I don't. Yeah,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: well look a here, take that tree and stuff it up,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: you yo yo, all right, I ain't in a word
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: with you, and is treat no more because I don't
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: told you one. Let me ain't treat you. Come on
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: right now, because you don't know what this tree means
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: to me. This tree right here used to be home
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: basic for a hide and gold seat. Are you crying,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: you big you're crying too, man, look at you, dog,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I ain't don't treat, don't look at wipe your eyes
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: and to hell? What you this tree right here, I'm
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: turning my You just meeting me on Clayton Street. All right,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. This tree used to be
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: first base for kickball? Do you hit me? Bosh? Dude,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I don't told you once. I ain't tree. All right?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Hell around it? Dude? Your name Lord, but you ain't
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: he Hell is cool Jay, and he would not he
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: wouldn't not Hell come down here and told my mama
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Tree he is not that kind of person. But you
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: you lord? Oh you crying for? Man? What crying for?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Because you didn't mess up my mama Tree? You saw
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: like a girl. I'm crying because my Mama Tree wrote.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Go around and bring your down.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I mean that in ten minutes to meet your don
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: where's be molding me? My uncles is ill, my cousin's hill,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: all the braider brunch family, whatever, ranger. I'll tell you
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: what there that night, it's gonna be hot water in
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: this stay. Don't make me no difference. They call you
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: all ell, knock you out, and that's what you're finna
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: get all all that. I'm on with it because I'm here.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: All right, We'll let running cool. Don't make me listen
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: straight up, I'm gonna tell you one more thing about
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: this treat. Is you listening to me? I'm listening? Is
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: you listening? I don't told you one I don't give
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: it about that tree, But if you want to talk
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: about it, go ahead. Let me tell you something. This
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your boy JJ And look, man,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: what did you gonna say? This is nephew Timmy from
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: your boy. You got to be kidding me. Man, ain't no,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: ain't no tree messed up? And you ain't been on
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Clayton Street. Joe Joe oh Man your dog? Hey man?
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land? Steve
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Harvard Morning Show? Man? Come on, Jay, Jay? You did
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: did I do it? Did you do it? And then? Yes? Genius?
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I love it, I love it. I love Let me
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: say this. Let me put it out there. You can
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: catch the genius. You understand. September twenty three, twenty fourth
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: and the twenty Field, West Palm Beach Flatty. Oh, that's wrong,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: that's wrong. Timmy messed up. You can catch Timmy. Twenty four,
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  Speaker 1: twenty five, twenty sixth Friday Saday Sunday, West Palm Beach,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Flotta The Nephew coming back. I've been stupid every time.
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  Speaker 1: September twenty four, twenty five, twenty six, Septima twenty fold,
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  Speaker 1: twenty five. She scared me. Oh, twenty four, twenty five,
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  Speaker 1: twenty six. I have been stupid time I've been down there,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be stupidsome mote. Come see stupid, brand stupid,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: stupid or brand spanking new. Come watching the Nephew. Yeah,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: do you pat your stupid or do you didn't check it?
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I don't check my stupid because something could happen to that. Yeah,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: you know my stupid is a carry on? Yes, yeah,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: I put my stupid in the overhead over yest over there. Yes,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: this conversation is stupid. With the blue jackets with your
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: with is up right, stupid, du stupid. The Strawberry letters
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: up there. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: right now. It is time for today's Strawberry letter. If
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• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter subject, why is her husband so insecure? Dear
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I am happily married and my wife and
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I have two kids. The problem is I have a
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: female friend from college. My female friend is also married
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: with two kids, and she lives in another state. We
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: hardly ever see each other, but we do keep in touch.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Over fifteen years ago, she and I had sex. My
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: wife knows we were intimate in the past because we
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: all went to the same college. The other day, I
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: was talking to my friend on the phone. We chatted
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: about reality TV shows. I congratulated her on her anniversary,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: and we talked about our children. We didn't talk about
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: anything that we couldn't discuss in front of our spouses.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: My wife is cool, but she's no fool. She knows
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: she has nothing to worry about. My friend's husband is
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: nuts so cool. He got upset and called my house.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: He spoke to my wife about my friendship with his wife.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: He was hoping my wife would be upset, but she
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: was not. I think he should talk to his wife
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: instead of calling my house and texting me. I shouldn't
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: have to deal with all of the FU and F
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: your family texas, he sends me. I know, So I
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: cut my friend off completely. I changed my number and
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: blocked her on social media. My wife told me but
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: that this lady is my friend, so I should not
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: just cut her off like that. What do you think
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: is cutting her off the right thing to do? If
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: my wife doesn't have a problem with our friendship, why
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: should he. I don't understand why her husband is so upset,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: is so insecure. It doesn't matter whether he's insecure or not.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: He has a problem with you talking to his wife,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: simple as that he does not like it. And that
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: is the bottom line. Whether your wife is okay with
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: it and she's cool with it or not, he has
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: a problem with it because you don't know what's going
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: on in their house. You don't know what she's telling him.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: You don't know if he knows that you guys had
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: a prior relationship, you know, an intimate relationship in college.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: All that is probably messing with him, and he doesn't
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: want that to ever happen again. He doesn't like the
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: fact that another man is talking to his wife. You
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: got to give him that you did the right thing.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: I'm in agreement with you. Cut it off. That's the
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: best thing to do. Sorry that you're friends, but she'll
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: have to understand that if she's truly your friend, that
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: it's best for her marriage, and it's best for your
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: marriage as well. Even though your wife is cool with it.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Just cut it off. Form a bond with your wife.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: If you need to talk about TV reality shows, you
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: guys talk about that. Whatever you guys need to talk about,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: do it with your wife. I mean, it's it's just
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: dangerous ground when you form friendships with the opposite sex
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: because it can lead to other things. It doesn't always
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: do that, but it can lead to other things. And
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: that's I think what her husband is talking about. Yeah,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: like I said, he may be insecure, but it really
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Stop talking to his wife. And you've done that.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: See I lead this letter. Let me dude, what's wrong
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: with you? Now? Doc man and man, let's take Shelly
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: out of this for a minute. You should just wrote
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: this letter, Dear Steve to drag Shelly into this faull Man,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: we're talking about the problem between you and another man.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: What you're talking to Shelly about this fault? What you're
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: talking to your wife bout it fault? The problem between
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: you and another man? Damn, doc, how old are you?
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: You're this fifteen years ago? You're in college. You ain't
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: to you in your late thirties. Of me and thirties,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: at least you're thirty five. You've got to be nuts.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you why. I'm happily married, my wife
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: and I got two kids. Now, you say, right him,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: this is why I note. The problem is I have
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: a female friend from college. Right? What so? Now, what's
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: the rest of the letter? Fall? You already know what
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: the problem is, but you're gonna write us this letter.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, you're for real. You open the letter
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: with I'm happily married my wife, we got two kids.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: The problem is I got a female friend from college. Well, damn,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: I got the problem. We got to leviate the problem.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: My female friend is also married with two kids. She
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: lived in another state. We hardly get to see each other,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: don't are you listening to yourself? We hardly ever see
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: each other, see each other for what. I'm just asking
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: this just a question. What did you see each other for?
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: What you're talking on the phone, what you need to
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: see each other? Fault, But we do keep in touch.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Here we go over fifteen years ago. She and I
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: had sex up to my wife knows we were intimate
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: in the past because we all went to the same college.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: What you're trying to tell me though, that the reason
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: you had sex with hood because oh, y'all went to
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: college together. You know how many chicks I went to
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: college with I wanted and I couldn't get. So if
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  Speaker 1: that was the rule, because we went to college together,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: you know how much sex out of here when we're
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: in college. Come on, all in college? Yeah, if that
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  Speaker 1: was it, I could go down to the list of
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  Speaker 1: girls I was in a little within college and gave
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  Speaker 1: me the time of day. So we was in college
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: with cad set according to the letter. In his letter,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: the other day, I was talking to him a friend
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: on the phone. We chatted about reality shows, I congratulate
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: on anniversary. We talked about our cheerity. We didn't talk
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: about anything. We couldn't discuss them front our spouses. But
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: the key to this whole thing is we didn't talk
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: about nothing. We could discuss them one our front spouse
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: wasn't no phone though. My wife is cool, but she's
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: no fool. She knows she has nothing to worry about.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: My friend's husband is not so cool. He got upset
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: and called my house. He spoke to my wife about
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: my friendship with his wife. He was hoping my wife
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: would be upset, but she was not. You don't you
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: don't understand this? See bru you calling his wife? Hit figure?
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: I can your wife see once? You're talking to the
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: man wife. The man got the right to talk to
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: your wife. You see that? That's all this is? This fail.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I have seen this played out a lot of time. Yeah,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: and any of you getting married by dude talking to
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: your wife? Are you over there talking to his wife?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: That's how this work. Now, I think he should talk
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: to his wife instead of calling my house and texting me.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: You're lucky he whipping your ass holding right there? Better
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: be lucky. We just get on the texting and talking.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Got your ass us out west as you're listening, show
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: all right? Steve back to the Strawberry letters subject why
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: is her husband so insecure? And this was written by
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: a man and This man then wrote in here where
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: he opened a letter, that I'm happily married, my wife
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: and I got two kids. The problem is I have
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: a female friend from college. Okay, we've identified the problem.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: You know it's a problem. You out of line on
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: this one. Now she's married, she got two kids, she
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: lived in another state. Y'all hardly ever see each other,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: but we do keep in touch. Over fifteen years ago,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: she and I had sex. We were intermitted in the
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: past because we all went to Saint College. What I
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: can name the kicks. I went to college and we
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: didn't have sex. What was her name, Berneth Berneath, Paul Severn, Bernie.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: I thought you were trying to give me a the tricks.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: That's what hesitate, hesitated, hesitated. But let me say this, Steve,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: let me ask no. I ain't no asking me nothing.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: I can't ask you a question ahead. Because you know,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: a lot of people there are two schools of thought
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: of us. A lot of people think that you can
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: have a friendship with a member of the opposite sex
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: you didn't already have sex with him. That ain't friends
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: fifteen years ago. I don't give a damn if it
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: was fifty years ago. You had sex with him. You
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: didn't elevated the friendship to somewhere else. It is somewhere else.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Since you wanted it, then what's stopping you from wanting not?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: You do remember having sex with her, don't you? Yes?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Because you mentioned it in the letter, Yes and not.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Her husband got a problem with it. My friend husband
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: is not so cool. He got upset and called my house,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: spoke to my wife, but our friendship with his wife.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: He was hoping my wife would be upset, but she
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: was not not listening to this part. I think he
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: should talk to his wife instead of calling my house
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: and texting me. No, no, partner, See you call his wife.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: This man now has the right to call your wife.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: That's how this work. Ain't. No, you can't call my
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: wife no more, but you steady calling mine. Hould up, partner.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: That ain't how this work? And you text it. You
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: can't text my girl and I can't text your girl.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: How this is gonna work? He's talking about this texting though,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised it's just texting. What about what he's saying?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Right here? F you and F your family? Where's the
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: ass with me and this left that? Listen? That's mixed.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: I'm reading this matter. I don't see ass for me
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: nowhere anywhere, because once you tell me, if me and
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: my family here comes, then we got to get to
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: doing what you're saying. I don't understand this right here,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: but he's so damned stupid. So then he says he
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: don't understand all the F you and F your family
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: texts here. He wanted you this Jesus called warning shot.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Hey man, F you and F your family. Now the
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: F your family means you in the field with mine. Yea.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: So now since you don't give a damn by hob,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: I'm running mine over here. I can't possibly care how
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: you running you was over there. I'm telling you this
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: dude is clean. The dude that's insecure is clean. And
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: you better think the Lord is just texting one more time,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: where's the and where is the ass this letter? Because
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: nine percent of the men I know I know, and
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: maybe I know the wrong type of men. But the
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: nine percent of the men I know, it's already than elevated.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: This he looking at in different cities. Yeah, because we're
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: trying to find somewhere to meet right now now. So
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: I cut my friend off complete because you know why
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: you cut him off completely, because you know the man
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: to fire. The war is shot, so you don't cut
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: your free and off completely. I changed my number in
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: block tern on social media that he was to watch
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: this right here. My wife told me that this lady
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: is my friend, so I should not just cut off
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: like that. What do you think your wife's gonna get
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: your ass? Yeah? And I see this is where woman
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: have to step up and be a woman. Now see,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: real women have to Women have a different responsibility than men.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Real women go, okay, let me keep my husband out
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: of danger. Let me keep him out of harm's way.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: That's why a lot of women don't come home with
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: news to their husband about something a man saying to him,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: or something that a man saying to him at a party,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: because she no, I gotta protect my husband because just
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: because the man law, he gonna go down here and
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: do something. This lame. So now this is where your
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: wife need to stop all this. I don't see why
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: you can't be her friend because she ignant too. Now
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: both of y'all gonna ask people that's married together, and
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: somebody gonna get their ass on igness, So he is
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: and his wife, Okay, both of them. Now, it's cutting
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: her off the right thing to do. If my wife
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: doesn't have a problem with our friendship, why should he?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Why should he have a problem with it? Cause you
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: screwed his wife. The whole reason he got a problem
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: with you, it's because you screwed his white Yet well,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: back in the day, she wasn't his wife. I don't
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: give a day once we find out, once we know
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: who it is. Yeah, oh but now y'all talking. So
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: now we automatically got to wonder what he talking about?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: And why are you listening? Because eventually all this talking
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: led up to y'all was in bed together. And if
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: you don't think that this man want to sleep with
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: you again, you got to be thinking that I'm crazy.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Well that because I want to sleep Yeah, that's gonna
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: be my question. Is it because he thinks they could
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: possibly get together again? That's the only reason were talking,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: That's it. Why are we talking? You mean to tell me?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: And all these conversations you think, remember that time they
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: ain't go This ain't about the reality show? Now, ain't
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: that anniversary? All right? Listen, we gotta get out of here.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Email us Instagram. My short thoughts on today's Strawberry letter
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: at Steve Harvey FM. You're listening Steven Show. Okay, Steve,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: it's on you what you gout? You've been watching the Olympics?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Were ready for? Yeah go? This is the hood Olympic Report.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: This is Donna do that. We're coming to your lives
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: straight around at Tokyo. Even though I'm not down, I'm
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: acting like it. You know. We couldn't afford the flight
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: and anybody going over there with all the COVID no
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: high because I don't know what, but I think that's
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: where it started. That I ain't really show, but anyway
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: started somewhere over there. So ay there you know, Donna
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: ain't going nowhere, So reporting live from television, sex around
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: here watching as much as I can. My report is
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: all the things I know about, because well, be honest
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: with you, the Olympics is on while I may work,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: you know, I drive his truck and hey, I ain't
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: got time all this year anyway, sooner leave or the
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: mess around and water gold medal or a little girl
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: for America. Congratulations the team, the silver they did. Just
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: find everybody that matters. Simon bol you can kiss our coda.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Put out booty in a box kiss every kissing, don't
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: miss a coma, Okay, you know, I mean, let's let's
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: keep it real. Or she do flips, she ain't there
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: no more. We're doing good anyway, anyway, moving on, or
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: the USA team finally trying to pull hands back together
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: after getting their ass put by France. Yeah, I think
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: it's illegal to let these people go back to their
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: country and play after they have played in the NBA
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: and making all this damn money. Then Rudy Gobang gonna
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: take his hand back over to France to play for
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: human Paul gassaull over that playing for Sprain with Sprain
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: ain't paying you no damn money, and neither it's from Saint.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: So I think you we are to make everybody once
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: you come over here in America. You in the league,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: you can't go back home and play now. Golf is
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: on it. Roy, Mchaelroy doing pretty good for Island. And
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know who we got in America code one
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: of our boys tested positive for COVID with his ass
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: had gone home. John Ram took his place over there. Now.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I was watching the eight hundred last night, and the
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: eight hundred unit they gotta run the heats, but every
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: country can send a representative if you just have to
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: go through the heat and qualify. They run about five six, seven,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: eight heats and the women's eight hundred, and then they
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: picked the top two out of each one, and that's
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: who'll be in the final. Well, some country didn't put
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: this woman in there, and obviously ain't. Never ran the
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: eight hundred the first ladder, they said gold and her
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: ass looked like me. She it had. They had ran
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: two hundred yards out of the eight hundred. She was
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: one hundred yards back. I said, who, mama, is this
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: out here running this damn eight hundred. It's a damn shame, man.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: But there's so much fun watching the Olympics. I want
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: to say congratulations to our dude or Colin, the white
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: boy that swim that's got to alligator, the eagle and
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: the bow on his arm. He whipping an ass over
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: there women a crime. He won a gold miller. Just
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: a very emotional or the high jumps out. We'll be
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: back at the top of the hour. You're listening all right.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Time now for comedy roulette, Jay Anthony Brown. Set this
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: thing up. Please. It's very simple. You take three subjects,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: put those subjects on the wheels, spun the wheel, where
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: the wheels stop. Because we're good at this, we'll make
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: it funny. Watch us do what we do. Go ahead,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: all right. Here are the categories stupid names people have
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: for their pets. Let me finish. Yeah, yeah, Next subject,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: things nosy people say when they try to get in
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: your business. And the final category is things women say
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: about a man who dumps them. Spin the wheel. Let's
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: gun it, spun it. Let's see what we do, knows it? People?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I like I like the stupid names pet I like them. Okay.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Things women say about a man who dumps them. Who's
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: up first? You ready to go first? Comedy roulette. Things
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: women say about a man who dumps him. He can't
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: handle ass. That's what this is. He can't that's what
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: she said. That's what she said. He can't handles in
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: no way, let me handle us. Go ahead, right, all right.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: Things women say after man has dune. I was just
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: in it for the money anyway. I was in it
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: for the money, in it white anyway. Let Things women
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: say about a man who dumps them. I should have
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: known them. One's gonna be now with them, little last,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: feeding them little tiny hands. Go ahead, girl, you feel me? Yeah,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: comedy roulette. Things women said by the man who dumps him.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: I was doing him a favor by dating his egg glass.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, we've all said that, ladies. Things
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: women say about a man who dumps My mama said
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: he wasn't sugar hunted eyes too when I first right, Mama, Nos,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Mama said she did, yes, she did. Things women say
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: about a man who dumps them. Girl, I was tired
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: of holding my breath around his ass anyway, not holding
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: your breaths breath for his girl. I like it. I
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: like it. Come about Jake. Ain't comedy. Let things women
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: say about a man who dumps it. Look at me,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, shy, just look at me. Just take a
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: look at me, and then take a look at him.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: What is it think women say about a man who
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: does he he couldn't have. Let's cook it, no way, baby, right, okay,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: so much to alright, Steve. Things women say about a
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: man who dumps them. What is she saying? I don't know, girl,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: I don't guess I was with him. I thought he was.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: He was just so damn stupid. It's stupid. I'm talking
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette. Things women say about the man who dumps it, Graham, girl,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: I need more than two minutes. Really, let the truth
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: be told. Yeah, to be told. I need more than
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: two minutes. Women say about a man who dumps them.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: You know what, it's cool, it's cool. I'm gonna start
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: howling at his brother anyway. All right, Steve, you're gonna
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: close it out. Yeah, yeah, women, go ahead. Women say
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: about a man who dumps them. I ain't like his MoMA,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: No way to pretend. Yeah. Yeah, that's the one right there.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Because I think the ladies that listening right now, we
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: have all we have all said. And you know what, men,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: we've heard most of these anyway. So that's why. Yeah,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: because they just they just rolled off the top of
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: your head, heard these things. All right, we'll be back
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: at twenty after the hour. You're listening, Steve Hardy Morning Show. Okay, guys,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: so Popeyes they have new chicken nuggets that are coming out.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: First sandwich craze and now they got chicken nuggets. What
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: you guys, thank you for the sandwich dout? No, no,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: not at all. No, no, who had the sandwich? I had?
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: I had the sandwich. It was really delicious. Ye, it's delicious.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Chicken sandwich is good, o ye, sandwich worth worth the
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: four hours I stood in land number four four half
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: a work day, I ain't got I don't have four
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: hours for no food out. That's something. Stopping is gonna
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: be good, though, trust me. Yeah, you had the chicken
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: sandwich in New Orleans, Steve, and I really Pope Eyes. Yeah,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: oh that Popeyes on an straight. I think it's boy
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: cars off the chain. Yeah yeah, as soon as soon
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• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Everybody walked to that one too. You don't even get
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: in the car, so I love it. Popeyes Nuggets out
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: all right, nephew, let's go, Hey, Popeye's baby. You can't
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: beat the flavor. Matter of fact, when you in there,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: get you some dirty rice and the side of that
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: gravy and pull that gravy on that right. I promise
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: you you're gonna say Tommy told you so. That's good.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Cups for the race, that's all. The cups ain't big enough.
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  Speaker 1: That's all all right, We gotta go. We'll be back
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  Speaker 1: at thirty three after you're listening show. So did you
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: guys hear about this? I know Jay, has he sent
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: me the actual story? This is Tennessee pastor. He's giving out. Uh.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: He's given his members two options, Steve, two options. Come
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: to the church, masklessts or be kicked out. Those are
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: the options. Pastor Greg Locke told his members at Global
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Vision Bible Church and Mount Juliet, Tennessee. He will ask
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: anyone with a mask to leave. Take a listen, don't
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: bleed this Delta variant nonsense, stop it, stop it. I
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: know right wing watched watching. I don't care if they
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: go through round two and you start showing up all
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: these masks and all this nonsense, I'll ask you to leave.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: I will ask you to leave. I am not playing
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  Speaker 1: these democratic games up in his church. If you want
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  Speaker 1: to social distance, go to First Baptist Church, but don't
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  Speaker 1: come to this one. I'm done with it, I said,
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  Speaker 1: I've done with it. I ain't playing these stupid games
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  Speaker 1: that the Delta variant and this COVID thing is a
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  Speaker 1: democratic ploy. Okay, So let me ask you something past him.
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  Speaker 1: The six hundred thousand deaths we've had in this country.
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  Speaker 1: Ask those family members, how big a game it was,
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  Speaker 1: and political affiliation had nothing to do. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: Republicans have died, a lot of liberals, a lot of Democrats,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of independence Atheist Catholics, Jewish people, Protestants, Muslims,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people have died. Man. And for you
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  Speaker 1: to get up in a pool pit, I ain't having
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  Speaker 1: it come in. I'm gonna ask you to leave. And
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  Speaker 1: who's hooping it up in the background? You know? You
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  Speaker 1: know the sad thing about us and the sad thing
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  Speaker 1: about this world earth. When if I had a line
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  Speaker 1: in the song that says, gonna find a few to
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  Speaker 1: always walk with you, many people claim don't always feel
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  Speaker 1: the same. I don't care what you do. If you
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  Speaker 1: go online and post, you can get somebody agreed with it.
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  Speaker 1: How many people out there hate butter Bakhana ice cream?
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  Speaker 1: You could, I promise you you can get some followers.
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  Speaker 1: You could go online and say, hey, where are the
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  Speaker 1: mask haters in the world? And you're gonna be You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be busy. How many people hate black people? Sign up?
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna sign up there. How many people think if
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  Speaker 1: you're a certain color you're beneath to other people? They'll
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  Speaker 1: sign up I don't care what you do now. This
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  Speaker 1: food got a microphone. I'm tired of this democratic delta variant.
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  Speaker 1: If you're coming here, I'll ask you to leave. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sick of it. I've had enough of it. He's an
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  Speaker 1: idiot church, he's a pastor at church. He's an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: And there's not a Bible verse alive that supports anything
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  Speaker 1: he said. Coming up at forty nine after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: it is our last break of the day. Go get
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  Speaker 1: the damn shot. Okay, shot All closing remarks right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show, Okay, Steve. It is the last
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: break of the day, last break of the week. Has
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  Speaker 1: been a good week, guys, how you feeling? Our girl,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: Shirley was out. She took a couple of days off
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  Speaker 1: to celebrate her perfect day. Yes, Tommy was pressing her
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  Speaker 1: for a number. He was, oh wow, it was real
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  Speaker 1: ignorant Jay trying to get her age. On the end,
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  Speaker 1: women don't do that, they're just right tell him Jay,
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  Speaker 1: school team Tommy school. So you're not supposed to ask.
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  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to ask a lady, how old are
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  Speaker 1: are you? Are you? Cry? She is? And if she's
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  Speaker 1: pregnant you should never ask the lady no. Yeah, thank you, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. But I learned all this the hard way.
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  Speaker 1: Calling I learned I didn't touched out on all of these. So, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: have you asked somebody if they was pregnant and they wasn't. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, that's how. That's
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  Speaker 1: how I learned not to do it on stage. What
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  Speaker 1: I learned mine on stage. What I was just talking. Man,
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  Speaker 1: this lady had a big stomach in the front row,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just said, man, you look nice. I said,
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  Speaker 1: you're really glowing. I said, how many moths are you?
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  Speaker 1: She looked at me and said, I'm not pregnant. Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was young, so I was. I was
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  Speaker 1: young in the busins. I ain't know what to do,
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  Speaker 1: so I told her, I said, well, you know, you're
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  Speaker 1: still glowing. You look nice. Though. Tried to recover it,
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  Speaker 1: but she hated me the rest of the night, and
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  Speaker 1: everybody around her stopped laughing too because they fell sorry
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  Speaker 1: for her. So I never really recovered that night right there,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: And that's when I learned that comedy is not what
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: you do. Comedy is about two hundred and fifty don'ts.
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  Speaker 1: You need to learn them don't. Yeah, you'll learn them
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  Speaker 1: right right away. And that's when you work the other
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  Speaker 1: side of the room. You don't even go back over
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  Speaker 1: the numbre. You just go to the other side of
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  Speaker 1: the damn room. Just act like that brother, that side
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  Speaker 1: ain't there because if you look at her, she piercing
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: your skool. She is hated. Yeah, that happened to me.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't time, Steve. I'm working and it was like the
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: daytime show lady had the baby, you know, kind of drunk.
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  Speaker 1: She was kind of you know, she was drunk, and
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: I told the other lady, you need to get that
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  Speaker 1: damn baby before that lady killer. She said, that's my mama. Okay, alright,
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  Speaker 1: I was so wrong, so wrong, bro. Yeah, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's one of the don'ts. You just don't do it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do it. Yeah. So what you guys got up
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: for the weekend? Yeah, let me just say, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to everybody about positive attitude the other day.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot express upon you the importance of your mental
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  Speaker 1: capacity and you your mind operates the same way that
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: a remote control works because the remote control, the whole
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: concept of remote control was was taken from how our
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: mind works, which was taken from the spiritual part of us.
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  Speaker 1: That we were all created in God's image, and that's
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  Speaker 1: why in the beginning God was training us on how
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  Speaker 1: to think. Now, the Bible does say a man is
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: as he thinketh. But in the beginning, when it was
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  Speaker 1: total darkness, there's a part of the Bible that says
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: and God said, let there be light, And it was
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  Speaker 1: written that way because God wanted to teach us that
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  Speaker 1: what you say becomes your reality. And so I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: sure God could have just waved his hand and made
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  Speaker 1: it light outside. But God said let there be light,
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  Speaker 1: and there was light. So I mean that sends a
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  Speaker 1: clear message to us that whatever we say is our reality.
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  Speaker 1: So you gotta be conscious of your mental capacity, because
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: your role to success starts between your ears. Your role
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  Speaker 1: to success begins with the thoughts that come out of
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  Speaker 1: your mouth. I have a friend of mine that's in
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: a bad spot right now, and one of the reasons
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: he's in a bad spot is because of his mental attitude.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: It's everything. Man, if you speak defeat, your going to
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: be defeated. If you keep using the word can't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't see how don't look like, ain't no way that's
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  Speaker 1: not possible. Then all those things become your reality, and
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: you've got to start changing your reality. And the best
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: way to change your reality is by changing the words
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: that come out of your mouth. You've got to be
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  Speaker 1: real conscious of the stuff that you're putting out there
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: in that atmosphere, because, like I was trying to tell you,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: your mind operates just like a remote control, because it
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: was created in God's image. If you walk in the
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: house and grab your remote control and you press the
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: own button and you pointed at your TV, you expect
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: one thing to happen, that TV to turn on. If
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: you press if ESPN is eight forty two, you press
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: eight forty two and select. You expect one thing esp
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: in to come on. But guess what comes on your
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: TV ESPN. Your mind works the exact same way. What
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: you put out there is the same thing that's going
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: to be. It's going to be your signal back to you,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: the signal you put out, it's what you're gonna receive.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: Change your attitude, You change your altitude. If you thank
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: your thought process, you change your process to success. It
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  Speaker 1: all starts with your words and your thinking. Be very
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  Speaker 1: conscious of it. Y'all, get actively involved, because you can
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  Speaker 1: control one thing on your thoughts that could make the
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: difference between success and non success. Have a great weekend, y'all,
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