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Biden State of the Union, Big Dog's VM, Kardashian Divorce, Earl of Ottingham and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit on giving them like
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  Speaker 1: the million bucks things, and it's to me true good
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  Speaker 1: often together for please, I don't join Jo. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: do that turn you're going to do. You gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out. Turn. You have got to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. Then turn the water the water go. Come
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  Speaker 1: come on your tha h I show we off. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. I've been saying it like that since I
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  Speaker 1: got it too. All Right, I gotta go one for
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  Speaker 1: you today. Yesterday the other day, I was talking to
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  Speaker 1: you about the most effective weapon available to us as
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  Speaker 1: human beings I think is prayer. I think prayer helps
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  Speaker 1: us in so many ways. But right now what I
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  Speaker 1: want to do is I want to show you how
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  Speaker 1: prayer pays off. I want I want to show you
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  Speaker 1: what good it can do for you. Even me, I
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  Speaker 1: use it every day, and and the days I don't
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  Speaker 1: use it, I feel it that that you know, the
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  Speaker 1: days that I go, you know, without talking to him
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  Speaker 1: as much, I notice it. I feel it I feel
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  Speaker 1: a certain kind of way. You know, those are those
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  Speaker 1: that doubt starts slipping in again, that uneasy feeling of
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  Speaker 1: uncertainty slips in again, and that wondering what I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do start slipping in again. Happens to me, It happens everybody. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I think, I really, really do you know, if people
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  Speaker 1: would just keep it real with each other, stop being
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  Speaker 1: this Christian this superman, because you ain't you ain't. There's
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  Speaker 1: a scripture that says that's none perfect, no, not one.
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  Speaker 1: That's everybody that covered all of us thought. And so
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I think we're a little too hard on each
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  Speaker 1: other with that too, seeing us how we're not perfect,
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  Speaker 1: we immediately want to just just oh man, you just
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  Speaker 1: want to kill when we find somebody do something wrong.
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  Speaker 1: But if you go public, everything go public now called
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  Speaker 1: social media. But anyway, I just want to talk to
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  Speaker 1: you about how prayer pays off. It's called all eye
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  Speaker 1: and money. People got money, call it all eyes a
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  Speaker 1: return on investment. People are always looking for a return
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  Speaker 1: on investment. You know, nobody, nobody in business really gives
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  Speaker 1: you money without understanding the return on investment. They don't
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  Speaker 1: even give money to charities unless they think it can
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  Speaker 1: do something with the bottom line. A lot of companies
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  Speaker 1: work like that, I found out out myself. Sad, but
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  Speaker 1: it is true. So since everything is expected to work
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  Speaker 1: on a return on investment as soon because we're human beings.
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  Speaker 1: So since we're all human beings, whether you're in business
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  Speaker 1: or not, you're still in the business of living. I
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  Speaker 1: think when you pray, you should expect a return on
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  Speaker 1: your investment. You talk to him, you spend time, open
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  Speaker 1: it up to him, you bowed your head to him,
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  Speaker 1: you humbled yourself, you got on your knees. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: but really we're talking God here. So really, what you're
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  Speaker 1: doing ain't really about nothing, be honest with You're the
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  Speaker 1: little bit that you do do on his behalf, it
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  Speaker 1: just pales in comparison with what he does. But let's
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  Speaker 1: just say you want to call yourself invested, well, let
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  Speaker 1: me show you how it pays off. This because for me,
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  Speaker 1: this is for me. Now, pray pays off in different ways.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I had to learn. See, I was praying,
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  Speaker 1: but I was asking him specifically for what I wanted.
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  Speaker 1: I had the audacity, though, to turn around and tell
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  Speaker 1: him how to do what I wanted. That's amazing. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many blessings I blocked coming
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  Speaker 1: my way by putting my faith in what I said
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  Speaker 1: I wanted and how I wanted him to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to give me this. I want that
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  Speaker 1: person to go away. I want this person to accept
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  Speaker 1: everything you say. Then I want to go over here,
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  Speaker 1: and I want this deal to happen like this, And
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  Speaker 1: I want that person to just step aside and let
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  Speaker 1: me let me through. And then I wanted I was.
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  Speaker 1: I hadn't mapped out. God must have been chuckling really hard.
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  Speaker 1: He hadn't been gonna. Boy, I made you to be funny.
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  Speaker 1: But boy, you're funny now. So you're gonna tell me
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  Speaker 1: how to do it. And you've all heard this right here.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to make God laugh telling me your plan,
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  Speaker 1: well that's what I did. And that's how we pray.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of times we pray, and we pray in
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  Speaker 1: the prayer with telling him how to work it out. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's the deal. This is what I've learned. Prayer pays
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  Speaker 1: off in different ways. There's a different return of my
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  Speaker 1: investment when I pray. See, sometimes when I'm praying for
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  Speaker 1: something a situation to dissolve itself or go away. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I get courage out of the prayer. Prayer provides me
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  Speaker 1: courage that's just to go on and look at it.
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  Speaker 1: I guess face it then. Sometimes when I'm praying about
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  Speaker 1: a situation, sometimes prayer gives me hanging power. Sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: it just I look up and I'm just handling it better.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes prayer gives you laugh at off power. Sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: you just got to laugh at off whatever. Man you
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  Speaker 1: trip it? Do you know what that is? If you
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  Speaker 1: could do that? You know? Sometimes it it gives you
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  Speaker 1: a show of strength power. Sometimes prayer allows you to
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  Speaker 1: have the appearance that you got it all together. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: got to know the world. When the tornado, the hurricane
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  Speaker 1: that's swirling in your life, you're standing over that like
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  Speaker 1: the eye the hurricane you and it's all swirling around you.
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  Speaker 1: But you're standing that like the eye, you just as calm.
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  Speaker 1: That's what prayer does. So when you pray, man, it
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  Speaker 1: builds up a lot of things in you. You know
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  Speaker 1: what it's done for me. Prayer has built up character
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  Speaker 1: in me. It's made me have more character because I'm
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  Speaker 1: able to stand stronger on the things I say, because
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  Speaker 1: I've been praying, Because I've been asking God for all
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  Speaker 1: of those return of investments. I've been asking God for courage.
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  Speaker 1: I've been asking God for hanging that power. I've been
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  Speaker 1: asking him to give me the power to walk away.
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  Speaker 1: I've asked him to give me ignored power. I've asking
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  Speaker 1: to help me laugh at off. I've asked him to
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  Speaker 1: show me strength. But you know what I was doing,
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  Speaker 1: I was really praying, not really for them things be
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  Speaker 1: real with you. I was asking them to help me, Lord,
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  Speaker 1: help me. You ever done that? You ever asked God
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  Speaker 1: for help? And then all of a sudden, the list
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  Speaker 1: of these things show up. See, sometimes how you want
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  Speaker 1: the problem to be solved ain't the best way. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lesson to be learned when we make mistakes. And
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you got to stay in that fire and you
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  Speaker 1: got to learn that lesson. But guess what, though, when
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  Speaker 1: you come out of it, you're gonna be better for it.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna know more about it. Come on, y'all, pray.
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  Speaker 1: He's solid, His word is true, It lasts forever. He
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  Speaker 1: do what he say gonna do now, all day, all night,
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  Speaker 1: twenty four seven, he do it all day, all night,
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  Speaker 1: and then some more his word don't ever change. It
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  Speaker 1: is true. It works for me. It worked for you.
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  Speaker 1: It worked for Jake's, for Old Steam, It worked for
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  Speaker 1: Kirk Franklin. It worked for Paula White. It worked for
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  Speaker 1: Billy Graham. It worked for Mother Teresa. It worked for Gandhi,
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  Speaker 1: It worked for her Princess Arabs. It worked, man, it
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  Speaker 1: worked for you. What you're waiting for? Why don't you
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  Speaker 1: put praying your game? Watch what happened to you? You're
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  Speaker 1: sitting in that jail, celle, and you're struggling with it,
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  Speaker 1: and they're telling you bloody and blood out, you can't
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  Speaker 1: get in you. That's foolishness, man, What you mean God
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  Speaker 1: can get you out of anything. Look, man, if you
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  Speaker 1: didn't read your Bible, he didn't got some people out
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  Speaker 1: of some sticky situations. I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: If Daniel was in the lions den and Jonah was
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  Speaker 1: in the belly of the whale, what you're talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Where you are? You just sitting in the sale with
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  Speaker 1: some dudes round you're talking about what they gonna do. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta be real. God can't nothing to do nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody can't nobody do nothing to you. God won't give
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  Speaker 1: you to strift to handle. Prayer changes things. Man, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show, ladies and gentlemen. This it's the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Har'mo started this morning. I really haven't
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  Speaker 1: made up my mind, but I do know that I'm
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  Speaker 1: grateful to be here to start, and you should be
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  Speaker 1: grateful to be here to hear the star. So let's
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  Speaker 1: start it with gratitude. That's how i'mo start. And I
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  Speaker 1: just ain't you know, it's just different today, It's just different.
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  Speaker 1: Got up early to worked out already, to a cardio,
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  Speaker 1: an empty stomach. I'm dedicated, man to getting this weight down.
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  Speaker 1: This summer. It's gonna be the best summer I've ever
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  Speaker 1: looked in years. I'm talking about. This is gonna be
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  Speaker 1: the best I've look since I was since I was
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  Speaker 1: probably farty. Oh oh good, okay, twenty five years, five
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  Speaker 1: years ago, twenty five years. It's gonna be my best summer. Y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Pray for me, Pray my strength in the Lord. Junior.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait, Shirley Strawberry calling for real, Mississippi Monica Junior
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  Speaker 1: and nephew Tommy Junior. What's on your mind. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: know this point. I just find out something. Man. They
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  Speaker 1: just told me how you handle emergencies from people? Do
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  Speaker 1: you really? Do you really work? Wait two weeks to
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  Speaker 1: call somebody back into to me. Listen to me, learn
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  Speaker 1: yourself something. You can't let other people put their trash
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  Speaker 1: in your trash can because you need all that room
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  Speaker 1: for yours. So when people call me and leave messages.
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  Speaker 1: When people call me, hey, man, call me right back. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I need to holler at you. Yeah, say man, let
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  Speaker 1: me holler at you. These are all messages. Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: I know you visit, but man, when you get up,
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  Speaker 1: when you get a moment, man, please give me a
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  Speaker 1: call as soon as you can. You hear any of
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  Speaker 1: them messages, any of them Texas, do not call that
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  Speaker 1: person right back unless issue your child. Child, You gotta answer.
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  Speaker 1: But other Mama, your child, child and mama you know, yes,
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  Speaker 1: but your child, that's it. Cousins, associates, friends that really
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  Speaker 1: ain't your close friends. Wait two weeks weeks call them
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  Speaker 1: back now. Listen to me at minimal at minimum seventy
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  Speaker 1: two hours three complete days complete seventy two hours from
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  Speaker 1: the time you get the message. Figure seventy two hours minimal.
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  Speaker 1: Call them back. That's the minimum, and call them back
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  Speaker 1: with concern. Hey man, my bad, I just got this message. Man,
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  Speaker 1: everything good. Trust to me. All emergencies have to be
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  Speaker 1: solved within twenty four hours. After that is no longer
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  Speaker 1: an emergency. Take yourself out the emergency call zone so
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  Speaker 1: you're not the response team and answer to the emergency.
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  Speaker 1: But call him back with concerned Hey man, saw your message, Sam,
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  Speaker 1: you everything good. He ain't gonna know what you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about because this pass and your ass is good. Call
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  Speaker 1: you kid, thank you very much. When you better learn
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  Speaker 1: the nephews run that prank back right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: your morning off with the nephew and run that prank back,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Nev, what you got for us? Well? Sureley,
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  Speaker 1: this quote resounds all over the black community. We say
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  Speaker 1: it all the time. We say it all the time,
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  Speaker 1: and we're gonna said right here, don't let these wife
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  Speaker 1: folks get your ass for don't don't don't don't let
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  Speaker 1: them I'm telling you no, don't let it happen to you,
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  Speaker 1: all right, We've all said it and we mean it
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  Speaker 1: when we see it. All right, it's from the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of our soul, from my spirit. Don't let these white
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  Speaker 1: folks get your ass. Got dog? Hello, Hey, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach Terrell. Yeah that's who is. Hey, Drill, this
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  Speaker 1: is Drake. Hey. You you work the you work the
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  Speaker 1: day shift, right? Yeah? I work at the day shift.
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  Speaker 1: I'm last year. What's right now? What's going on? All right?
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  Speaker 1: I'm on I'm on the night shift with with d
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  Speaker 1: Sean and Jamal. I'm on the night shift. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know that, but it sound like a work. Brother. What's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Yeah? Yeah, we got a problem. So listen
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  Speaker 1: us on the on the night shift. We're here that
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  Speaker 1: you supposed to be telling everybody that we ain't doing
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  Speaker 1: something right. Listen, when we get a load in at
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  Speaker 1: the dock, we check that load in, we filed it
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  Speaker 1: like we're supposed to fire, and then we put and
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  Speaker 1: then we take the fore clip and put everything where
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  Speaker 1: it's supposed to be. That's what we do. What got
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  Speaker 1: what I gotta do with here? Brother? Because they're saying
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  Speaker 1: they saying that, they saying that, you saying that we
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  Speaker 1: ain't doing our job. Right on the nice ship. Who
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  Speaker 1: is they? We got the wrong person? Brother? Who is they?
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  Speaker 1: For you? You? You Turreil? Right, yeah, that's Treil. But
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  Speaker 1: who is they? And I ain't saying nothing like that? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so but let me let me let me go, let
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  Speaker 1: me go clear up like this here though, don't let
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  Speaker 1: them wife folks help you get your here' whoa brother? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, if we get one more complaint,
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  Speaker 1: but they talking about the nice shif ain't doing something right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, we're coming up there
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  Speaker 1: to the day's shill and you're gonna get your ass.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna let the wife folks help you get your
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  Speaker 1: talking about brother for wine, I ain't making any complaints.
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  Speaker 1: You bring your black go down here and you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about what somebody? Come on down here. I'll put this pointless.
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  Speaker 1: You all right, broody, you can you can do all
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  Speaker 1: this wolf and you're doing right now. You could do
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  Speaker 1: all this wolfing. What I'm letting you know is one
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  Speaker 1: more complaint go down about somebody saying something about the
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  Speaker 1: knight shift. I'm coming up their person down here, the man.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to hell this bull I'm not work
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  Speaker 1: right now. You called me with this bull I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know who you are talking about the knight shift.
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  Speaker 1: A matter of fact, don't come down doing the day shift.
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  Speaker 1: I want it for you to come to the knight shift,
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  Speaker 1: but you could do what you want to do. Don't
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  Speaker 1: do it the double and work that double. Whatever you
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  Speaker 1: got to do, it don't matter to me, trel it
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  Speaker 1: don't matter me. All I'm saying is you up there.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna sarde you leave. Don't call this bulls? Why
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  Speaker 1: why are you running your Why are you running your mouth?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you running your mouth? Why are you why
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  Speaker 1: are you running your mouth to the wife volks talking
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  Speaker 1: about we ain't doing our job on the night shift. Body,
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  Speaker 1: you're gotter call somebody else, call with your now so
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  Speaker 1: so so what why are your voice getting high because
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  Speaker 1: you're lying talking about we're calling with this Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: you're working, you get okay, I'm working to night. I'm
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  Speaker 1: working now you get you to night. I'm gonna say over,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna work a double just to whop your okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: come get this double? Whooping then, okay, come get this
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  Speaker 1: double because were already then found out you the person
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  Speaker 1: running your mouth and the white folks time, boy, the
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  Speaker 1: nice shift night shift ain't nice shift, ain't put this way.
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  Speaker 1: It was supposed to go night siff, ain't ain't check
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  Speaker 1: this all the end right, night shift? Night shift? You're
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  Speaker 1: blame it? Ever, why don't you stop? Stop? People stop
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  Speaker 1: saying you rested up? Stop up? And people want the
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  Speaker 1: plain on the day shift. It sounds we were messing
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  Speaker 1: up on the knight shift. That's what I'm telling you. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: it probably needs to fire you. Okay, okay, okay, cool?
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  Speaker 1: You know what you know? What? How long for you
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  Speaker 1: get off? Man? How long for you get off? How
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  Speaker 1: love for you get off? I'm working a double I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting paid for with your tonight. Come on, any boy?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Cool? Cool, let's say no more so how
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  Speaker 1: your wife Cynthia dom? But how you know my wife?
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  Speaker 1: How she? Don't you know my wife? I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just standing. I'm asking your question. Cruising for a bruising?
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  Speaker 1: You're really crusing for a bruce? Don't you know my wife? Man?
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  Speaker 1: You know my wife? H'm I'm gonna tell you. You
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  Speaker 1: want to know how I know you? Why? You want
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  Speaker 1: to know how I know you? Why? Yeah, you know
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  Speaker 1: my wife to real. This is nephew Tommy from the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning to show your wife, Cynthia got me
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  Speaker 1: to praying phone call, Yo, what real? Slowdownse lowdown, lowdouse, lowdown.
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  Speaker 1: This is this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: to show your wife Cynthia. You almost got to what
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  Speaker 1: I was taught sixty nine. Shout this call, boy, God,
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  Speaker 1: you damnly got me fire the whole fact. You're looking
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  Speaker 1: at me right now. I'm gonna have to check your
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  Speaker 1: just if I get fined. Hey, this maphew telling me? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you see your show? Yeah? Nothing something right? Now, do
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  Speaker 1: me a favor, man, You gotta tell me this baby,
• 19:16
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  Speaker 1: y'all got me but a lot of folks doing felling
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  Speaker 1: that got the behinds right behind you. It's happened. It's
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  Speaker 1: happened on which yeah you played, didn't see him during
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  Speaker 1: the statement and seen it. It happened as the folks
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  Speaker 1: got their behind behind. The white folk you've been on
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  Speaker 1: the time to your white folk, you know, came back
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  Speaker 1: with this man. See you, my boy, You're gonna let
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  Speaker 1: me help you. My momma used to put that in there.
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  Speaker 1: Help you get your ass, help you come see the nephew.
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  Speaker 1: I'm all get up and ready. Man for Beaumont, Texas
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  Speaker 1: is going down March nineteenth at the Julie Rodgers Theater
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  Speaker 1: and in Beaumont, Texas. Been by twenty five, thirty years
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  Speaker 1: since the nephew got dog getting old since I've been there,
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  Speaker 1: so uh twenty five O, my god, I can't. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna say. You don't mean until we get all we
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  Speaker 1: all have. We all got to wait. Thank you. Soon.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: We're talking about he do his meet, but you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Don't go to his meeting. That's what you gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: Quick going is meet when you try to throw him,
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  Speaker 1: quick going to him. Thank you, nephew. Coming up next
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  Speaker 1: CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building ready
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  Speaker 1: for your love questions. Right after this, you're listening Steve
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: hour and entertainment news. Rihanna clapped back at the spectator
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  Speaker 1: at the d Or Fashion Show in Italy. Plus we
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  Speaker 1: will tell you why Steve Harvey is trending. Did you
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  Speaker 1: know that, Steve, you are trending on Yahoo dot com?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: We'll tell you about it. And a very own Duke
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  Speaker 1: of Ontingham is standing by to address those hoax rumors
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  Speaker 1: that the Queen is dead, because she's not. She's very
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: much alive. Right now it is time for ask the
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  Speaker 1: CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This one is from
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  Speaker 1: Renee in a Bass trip. Renee says, I'm a forty
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  Speaker 1: nine year old married woman and my husband and I
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  Speaker 1: raised his sister's son, who is now fourteen years old.
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  Speaker 1: The child's father passed away and left the child a
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  Speaker 1: nice sum of money, which my sister in law thinks
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  Speaker 1: she's entitled to. I have petitioned to put it in
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  Speaker 1: a trust for the child, and she threatened to jump
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  Speaker 1: on me. My husband refuses to try to fix things
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  Speaker 1: between us, and am I missing something? Uh? Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: missing what money does to people. Your sister in law
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: is that the boy's mother. But though but they're raising
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  Speaker 1: him for what reason? Obviously be caught Well, the only
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  Speaker 1: reason that happens is the mother hasn't taken on her
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  Speaker 1: motherly responsibilities, so someone else has done it. Now the
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  Speaker 1: mother thinks that the money is hers. You want to
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  Speaker 1: put it in a trust fund, which is absolutely smart
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  Speaker 1: for the child, because you've obviously taken the interests of
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  Speaker 1: the child first. The mother has taken her interest first.
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  Speaker 1: She free to go about her life do like she
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  Speaker 1: want to do. Now. I don't know she's sick, she
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  Speaker 1: on drugs. I don't know she ill. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what the situation is. But she want that money. Now.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: She threatened to whoop you. I would say, away from
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: your husband, bring your ass on over hill. See see
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  Speaker 1: what I don't like all this what I'm gonna do
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: to you talk. I'm see, let's just gonna get it
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  Speaker 1: done so we can stop all this threatening stuff. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I suggest. Bring your ass over hire. Now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not my husband. If you come over here, and I've
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: been told my husband about you get your sister, but
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  Speaker 1: he didn't, then I have something for you. Very few
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  Speaker 1: people get their ass whoop in their own house. Very
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: few people, because it's something about you in your own home.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: You just ain't gonna take no whipping. Now. I ain't
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: never lost the house. I never lost a fight in
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: my backyard. I know where all these garbage can leads
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  Speaker 1: is all this here. Ain't a where in the hell
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  Speaker 1: you with my ass in my backyard? Ain't a boy
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and twelfth with myas my back yard. So
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  Speaker 1: that's what I suggested. And no, she's wrong. You're not
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  Speaker 1: missing anything. She is dead wrong, all right? Moving on
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: to Sheila and White Planes, who writes My husband and
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I have a twenty year old son in college and
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: he's still dating his high school sweetheart. She's not enrolled
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  Speaker 1: in college, and she works for the city. She got
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: picked up for having an expired license, so she called
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  Speaker 1: me to pay her fine. She and my son are
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  Speaker 1: on two different paths. Do I let my son see
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  Speaker 1: it for himself? Or should I drop a few hints
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  Speaker 1: to let him know? Well, you drop a few hints,
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  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you right now. You're boy down
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  Speaker 1: there at the college. He getting it in. He's not there.
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  Speaker 1: You don't bring her down there, rusty, she ain't coming.
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  Speaker 1: He died now getting it in. He fitting to find
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  Speaker 1: somebody a little bit more own part. He ain't got
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with education, just somebody else got something
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: on their mind. That's all I'm telling you. He died
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  Speaker 1: now getting it in. He got his own room and
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  Speaker 1: a key. Ain't no way to take the time, mama.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Is that something a mom would want to hear? Though?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: About her getting it in? He's down there getting creating options. Okay, yeah,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: say that all right? Moving on to Yvette and Wilmington.
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  Speaker 1: Uh Evette says, my husband cheated on me and I
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: paid him back. I want to step further and filmed
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: it so he could see it. All he's concerned about
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: is who the guy is in the video with me.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: He's called me all kinds of names and cried a lot.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: He says, he hates me. It's funny how men can
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: dish it out but can't take it. Why though, Well,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: ain't know why you gonna film it and show me
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: you and but but but but but but you You
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: did it out of spike. Now you produced the spike
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: that comes with the spike. Now you're trying to figure
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: out why it exists. You showed him a video of
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: a man doing you. You're lucky you and him still hill. Yeah,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: and all he want to know is to do yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: He won't know to do because he wants to do
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: something to someone see crying to you because he ain't
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: gonna physically hurt you. But he won't put his hands
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: on somebody. Yeah, why is that? Why can't take it? Yeah? Yeah,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: because we can't take it. But but but hold up,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: though we can, we also understand if you can't take it,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: we can't either. We can't. So now what you're taking
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: it fault because he ain't he you set the camera up.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: We're trying to find everything. We trying to find with
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: his room at what that what that bed that was in?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Where is that? Yeah? This is bad. That was a
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: little mud. This is this lamp ad I'm looking at
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: and the dude stupid for being on the take? You
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: let her film you? Yes, stupid? Yes, stupid. Yeah, he's
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: got a target on his back for sure. That's going
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: through the phone. He's gonna find that phone up. He fooled.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: But Steve, okay, she needs to be clear though why
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: she s by what? Why she shouldn't double standard? Yeah
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: that she shouldn't have done it. Two wrongs don't make
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: a right. But she forty nine all she could think, No,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: she ain't forty nine, holy's nine. She doesn't say her
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: name is Eveat though? Oh yeah she old? Yeah, yeah nine.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Yet it isn't take it. It ain't funny. She doesn't
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: get that men condition out and they can't take it.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Y'all condition out and y'all can't take it. Nobody should
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: have to sit there and take it. This ain't the point, period,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: That's what she thinks. The point is, though, Yeah, this
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: ain't the point. Who can take it the most? Because
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: obviously can't neither one of y'all take it. If you
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: could take it, you wouldn't have tried to pay him back. Hello,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: So you couldn't take it either. Now you're gonna pay
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: it back, and you're gonna feel it because hell, hath
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: no fury like a woman scorn. Yeah, she want to
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: step further and filmed it. You said that you wouldn't
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: have step further and filmed it. Now you wondering why
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: he can't take it? Why he cried because he saw it.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: You didn't see it. If he had filmed it with
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: this girl and send it to you to show you
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: what he doing, how would you feel? So that's why
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: he feels like that. That's a stupid question, and that
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: was stupid. Now you can pay him back if you
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: wan't to. He stepped out on you. If you want
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: to step out on him, that's your business. But when
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: you filmed it, you said you took to another level.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: So now we at the next level. And I ain't
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: never been there before, so I ain't got nothing fight.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: It's in the cloud now, you know. I'm cloud. Gut it,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: the cloud, all the cloud. Don't do it. If you're
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: gonna do it, don't film it. All right, thank you, Philo.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. We'll have
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: morning show. We're all just loving Rihanna's pregnancy glow. She
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: is so beautiful, uh looking good pregnant Rihanna. Um. Anyway,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: she arrived at the dial Or fashion show in Italy late,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: and as she made her way through the crowd on
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: the red carpet of spectator yelled out, you're late, and
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: we rerolled her eyes and clapped back at her and said, no,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: sugar honey, iced tea. Kept walking. I loved it as
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: you stand outside right right, yeah, guess what? Yeah, she late,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: But I guess what. I better they start without him, okay,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: because every end of everyone was talking about her outfit.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Rihanna's coming to the dial show in Milan. She's on
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: the red carpet late that show fit to wait. Yeah,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: in Paris, Well, they said Milan. In the story, Ellie said,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: it's Parish. It's Milan. In the story Milan, Milan. Itally
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Ellie said it's in Paris. Well, Ellie, Ellie's a fashion
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: next nose. Yeah, he knows, that's what he said. I'm
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: just telling what he said. And then he's a big
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Rihanna fan. He was actually heart broken when the news
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: broke that Rihanna was pregnant. His mind, A close pregnant woman.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: She had on a thong, a bride and just a
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: sheer like here, yeah, cover up on it. On A
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: throng works all the time. It's not another time a
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: throng don't work. He's not a bad look. Yeah, it's
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: never bad. When I was up to two fifty two,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I had on the throng one time, I was unaware
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: and started this draws and as I walked, I walked
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: it in to a thought over shary I. I I
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  Speaker 1: immediately stopped. That was my last time winning m draws
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: right there that don't really wear wear thongs? All right,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: all right, So Steve, this story was trending on Yahoo
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: dot com. It's all about you. You tried to keep
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: an open mind. This was on Family Feud when the
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: family Feud contestants said she could sing just like Beyonce.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: It was when the Blackstone and Uh to fit a
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: UH family spaced each other. We'll take a Listenvy bird,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: that's are you serious? Are you serious? Let's ste in
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: your head? In your head? You thought that was Beyonce?
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? And what's wrong with you? Y'all should
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: have been shut this sid hello you comedy years you've
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: been supporting her to sing who yes? Who asked? Happy birthday? Everything? Man?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: I love the honesty. I love my honesty. What happened there?
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: You know I didn't know it was trending. But I'm
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: not fit to play this game with you. Look, we
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: got a game show to do right here. Ain't gonna
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: time for this for hey, what are you serious? Let's
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: stop this right here. Ain't gotta hit no more. This
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: not Beyonce, This ain't Lady God, God, This ain't gas
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Miss Sullivan. Just ain't. This ain't Vivian Green. This ain't
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: no damn about this is nothing? Why are you singing? Happen?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Who asked you to sing everybody you don't don't know,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: you don't well Steve uh. The article on Yahoo dot
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: com went on to say the hilarious family feud snippet
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: is just another example of why Steve makes the show
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: worth watching. Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you all
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it's saying what I know y'all at the
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: house's thinking. As soon as she started thinking, I know
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: as soon as she started singing, I know all y'all
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: was at the house scoring. Is she for real? To him?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Who listening to this? Sugar is too? What is so?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem man. And see, I'm not
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: here to encourage bad behavior. Okay, I'm not here to
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: encourage non talented people. That's not my job, not to encourage. Yeah,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: you're not my child. I stopped my children, Brandon call.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I pulled them out of piano after I went to
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: the first recital. I pulled them right out of pil
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: You didn't give y'all black ass don't play piano. All
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: these white kids in here, playing all these songs and stuff,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't fit to be able here embarrassing me. I
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: tried to act like they wasn't my kids, but below
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: its own block. I took the ass right out of piano.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Y'all don't have it. Y'all don't have a don't bought
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: you a little keyboard at the house, which costs me
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: way more than my head at the time. I don't
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: bought y'all keyboard at the house. And this is what
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: y'all up here doing in front of these white people.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I'm pulling y'all ass out a piano because you're not
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: gonna embarrass my black ass at the next recital. Or
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: had them in tap dance, had to take their little
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: chubby ass out of that too. You're too heavy, too heavy,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: too heavy, a little Brandon calling little thickler things when
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: they were growing up. Y'all don't need to be in
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: these little tight ends ballari, the outfits and stuff. All
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: these skinny and white kids, y'all come on out of town.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: They are beautiful down Yeah, So that was good and
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: and and going to grow up into what you're gonna be.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna be tap dancers. And y'all not a
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: finn to play piano. I saw that. At eight more
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: y'all came sing, we let's get out of all these
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: class I ain't gotta money for this kid. What about
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: art or something like that? Drawing it free, drawing, drawing free. Yeah,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: we get some paper, crayon, go and draw all right.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll talk
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: about some trending politics. Right after this, you're listening to
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show. In his first State of
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: the Union address, President Biden received applause from both sides
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: of the aisle. The President said the US stands firmly
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: with Ukraine, and he vowed to make Russian President Vladimir
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Putin pay a price for invading Ukraine. The President also
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: said COVID nineteen need no longer control our lives. We
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: can remove our mass, but the nation must stay on
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: guard and prepare for the possibility of new variants. The
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: President also praised his nomination of federal judge Katani Brown
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Jackson to the Supreme Court. If confirmed by the Senate,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: she will be the first black woman to ever serve
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: on the High Court. Biden also addressed the violent crime
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: wave in the US and he called for the hiring
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: of more experienced cops who can restore trust and safety.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: The Republicans, of course, responded saying President Biden and the
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Democratic Party have sent the US back in time. And
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: they also slammed the Democrats for supporting requiring vaccine mandates
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: and criticize some for calling to defund police. Well, listen
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: to this. First of all, the Democrats haven't set America
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: back again. Donald Trump did that with the make America
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Great Again. Campaign. That was done by them. That's why
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: the Republicans won't renew or pass or proper voting right
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: to Act. That's why they resend everything President Obama did.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Have you noticed that You don't hear the Republicans talking
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: anymore about the Healthcare Act Obamacare? Have you noticed that?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Because you know what it's good for everybody. So now
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: they've stopped all that chatter because that backfired. Repeal and
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: replace Obamacare. It's amazing how they do now mandatory vaccines.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Yass really needs to get vaccinated. And it's proven that
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: it has helped slow the hospitalization rate in this country.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: It's proven, and that's why you can remove the mass
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: now because the variant now be aware of the upcoming
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: new variants. How to hear, we know what that is
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: gonna be. But we've already proven by being vaccinated, you
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: lessen the chances of dying in hospitalization experience. So now
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: you know the day these dudes right here, and as
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: far as clapping for you know, we're gonna make Vadimir
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Putin pain. All we can do is put some sanctions
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: on his ass. Yeah, that's all we can do. Let's
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: just do that and shut up all this talk about war.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: We don't need war. We've got to find a way
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: to get this without war. The loss of life is
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: good for nobody, especially the life that's lost and the
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: families that's left to deal with and rich people ain't
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: dealing with this. All right, coming up at thirty minutes
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: after the hour, we'll check your voicemail at eight seven
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: seven twenty nine Steve. Eight seven seven twenty nine Steve.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening show all right, Time to
• 39:13
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• 39:15
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• 39:19
  Speaker 1: and you can hear your message on the air with us. Steve.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Are you ready? Here we go. Oh, here's a caller
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: talking about earthquake. Hey uncle Steve, Hey morning crewe how
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: are you guys? This is Dottie from Brooklyn. I'm just
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: calling to say I watched earthquake and it was a
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: l every year. Eat did a great job and job
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: well done, and he deserves all the glory. You guys
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: have a great day. Thank you, Dottie. And who we're
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: gonna just say she was born before nineteen seventy. Name
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: is Dottie. Maybe maybe it's sixty h Yeah, definitely before
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: nineteen seventy. See before nineteen seventy. That's born in the
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: sixty Okay. Got his next color is about the January
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: sixth insurrection. Steve Again, Steve, I want you to understand something.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I most can break in an empty house down here
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: in the South, down here, out of family and get damn.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Fifteen years now, these white folkom broke in the capital.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Don't feel it's trusted breaking the can up the capital
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: and you get a slap on the damn. That's the
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: other white man privilege. It'll make no damn sense that
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: we'll hell take this man to coach for And you
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: see folk tanny places up and breaking in here. You
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: got them on camera. Hell, But I mean, what's the
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: difference they know he's going to coach. There's likens up
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: sixteen years and he didn't get the source. Hell, he
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: told him go down there and fight, like, hell, you
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: know who that you? That's all I got to say
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: translate all this. Yeah, Well, see what he was talking
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: about was he don't understand how since we got all
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: these people on film that's breaking in the capital, how
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: we ain't done nothing when a man dial south can
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: break in an empty house and get fifteen years and
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: we know the source of who sent them down that
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: we all know who that is. That's reference to Donald Trump.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: But we need to do something about this because he
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: don't understand the difference from breaking in and breaking windows
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: when you got them on film versus other people. Whenever
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: real country people are talking, please refer to me because
• 41:27
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• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I'd rather enjoy people like him that. Do you have
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: a name on him, Shirley, Oh no, there is no name. Yeah,
• 41:37
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• 41:40
  Speaker 1: have a question when he said, coach, they don't have
• 41:44
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• 41:46
  Speaker 1: that's makes appearance in front of the jogy Coach you
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: was thinking for like like he was wearing a coat.
• 41:52
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• 41:58
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• 42:04
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• 42:08
  Speaker 1: that's it. I was clear. I don't see exactly what
• 42:11
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• 42:13
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• 44:00
  Speaker 1: on are coming up next to it is a prank
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: phone call from the nephew right after this. You're listening
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Stave Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after. It's the Strawberry
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: letter for today. The subject is he has a lot
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: of jokes in the bedroom. We'll get into that and
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: just that ain't fun, right, fun a joke? All right?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: The nephew is here right now though, with today's frank
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us now? But I
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: think we're going to lash out today. You know, we're
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: just gonna lash out. Yeah, yeah, you know, every every
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: nine and then you want to lash out don't you.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: So that's that's the title today for the prank. Lashing
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: out that dog if you would, Hey, it's lashing out.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: How can we lash out? I'm trying to reach Bianca? Listen?
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Is Bianca? Hey? Listen? My name is Brian. M my
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: wife Jamie come up there and get out lashes done?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Is uh? Who who's the owner of this place? I
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: am Brian? What's going on? Okay? Going on? You you're Bianca?
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Are you the one that own the place? I'm Bianca.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I'm the owner. We opened about a year and a
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: half ago, proud, happy, black owned, women owned, woman owned establishment.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Okay, here's a deal.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I'm sick and tired of my wife coming up there
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: and then when she get back home, she got these
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: thick eyelashes on and they long as hell, you know,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's these ere lashes thicking on. Somebody's mustass
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: this a damn shame, you know not, and told her
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: to take hold up. Brian. Now, I may or may
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: not be the person doing it. But whoever, I'm pretty
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: sure probably that sounds familiar. But whoever, we have a
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: lot of customers. But whoever comes in here, they pick
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: their lashes. We we you know, we collaborate. But the
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: girls are saying what they want done, they pick it.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: So if they're thick, they're thick because they want them thick. Okay,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: well these are two they're too thick and then and
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: they're too long. Your our ladges ain't supposed to be
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: sticking away. I pass your nose. That's a damn shame.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: But let me let me tell you what I'm getting
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: at though. Here's here's here's my reason for calling. If
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: my wife come home one MOI say, what, can you
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: simmer down? Because I mean, I'm running a business here
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: and you sound crazy. They can hear you through the phone.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: The girls, they're looking at me in the chair. I
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. I don't know. Can you
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: calm down? You're loud and screaming. All I'm saying is,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: if my wife come home with the long thick as
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: our lads is again, I'm gonna come up there and
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: raise holy hell at that damn place. I'm telling you
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: the truth about that. You're not what are you talking about?
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Why are you threatening me? You are not coming up here?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I'm coming up there. You if my wife coming home
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: with them thick as long our ladges again. I am no,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: you're not coming up here. We just opened a year
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: half ago. We are doing this. We don't need no
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: drama for nobody. You need to talk to your wife,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: fix your marriage. Don't come out here taking out. Ain't
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with my marriage. The only thing wrong with
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: my marriage is the dam thinking as I lasted, and
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: they're too long. That's the why are you? Why are
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: you calling me with this? See now I'm yell because
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I'm calling because this is where she got her eyelashes done.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Then you need to
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: talk to your wife. Okay, I need to calm down.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I'm running a business here. What you're trying to do
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: sabotaging me? What you work for the car? I ain't
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: trying to sabotage numb. But I tell you what if
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: she come home with the long thinking as I ladd again,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come up there and I'm gonna find all
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: the violations of colds and everything building colds and I
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: will get you shut down if we if we don't
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: stop these long thinking as I last. Okay, Brian, I'm
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: from the south Side, so mother, you need to back up,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: because now you're threatening my livelihood. Yes, I'm gonna go
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: there with you. You're threatening my livelihood, You're threatening the
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: job of so many girls here. What are you doing?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: You need to talk to your wife and need to
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: backstone up. And I am sorry to courage. We try
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: to speak class here, but now you're making me lash
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: out at from lash out. But you need to back up.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: This is my job and people have jobs. What are
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: you going threatening to come up here? I don't call
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: the cops on you, and you will not be able
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: to come up here, and we will not let yours
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: get her her eyelashes night. And you need to fix
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: your marriage because you got some anger issues. Clearly you
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: pissed off at your wife and you calling us threatening
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: to ruin our business. Ryan, what is your wife's name?
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: What my wife's name is? My wife name is Jamie? Okay,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: because anybody is here, no Jamie or do Jamie's lashes? Okay.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: It's like four girls raising their hand because everybody goes
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: to somebody different. So I don't know who does Jamie's lashes.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: But you got some anger issues, okay. I ain't got
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: no anger issue. The only problem I god is my
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: wife having some long, thick eyelashes and they further out
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: than her nose and thinking into somebody's much dad, that's
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: what I got a problem with. Okay, you know what,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Jamie just needs to leave yours because if you got
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: an issue, call her. Why are you calling us? It's
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: the people they put Why wouldn't I call the people
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: that put the thick langes on? Why wouldn't I? But
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: first of all, you need to talk to Jamie and
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: send her up here. We're gonna tell her that to
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: leave your first of all, thinking of all, I don't
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I can I help you? You are interrupting my grinding. Okay,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: we are interrupting our grinding, and we got a business
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: going here. What is your problem? Can't you go do
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: some work? Go and talk to your wife and seax
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: your marriage. You know, I tell you what, I'll tell you.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, bon I'll tell you what. You're
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: not trying to fix. No, no, no, you're trying to
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: fix the problem. I'll be up there. I'll be up
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: there and I will bring somebody that will shut that by.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Call the cass right now, call him now, tell him
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: somebody who's coming up here and they threatening us at
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: last out call. See the three girls calling right now.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: So bring your little ass up here, mother, come on,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: come on, bring bring it up here. Let me ask
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: you is calming up there? Yeah? Carmen is sitting in
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: my face right now. What is going on doing? Honey?
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: You know him, Carmen? Why are you asking me about Carmen?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Where's where's calming it? Right now? She's right here looking
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: at me? What what is called? Is she? Is she laughing?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Hold on? Yeah, now she's starting to laugh, going on, y'all?
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Not me looking crazy at night byca Calm down, baby,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: check this out. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Harvey Marty Show, Your girl. Carmen got me to prank
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: phone call you. Oh oh my, calm okay, you know
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: what y'all got me out here looking dad? I cannot
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Tommy Tommy, nephew Tommy. Oh my god, what's up? Baby?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? What's up? Girl? I'm just laughing out
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: a little bit, that's all. I'm just laughing. Oh oh
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: my god. I'm sorry, Matthew, Tommy, I was acting crazy.
• 51:04
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• 51:17
  Speaker 1: I love y'all forever, ladies, as long as you could. Ladies.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: How far are your lashes supposed to be? I mean
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: how far you know some people wear I wear a
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: natural look. I like mine just to look natural, and
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: it's not supposed to come down to your nose a lady,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: But I don't gonna be passion No. No, the thickness
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: when they seem like they can't keep their eyes open, no,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I'm just I just want to know on the lid heavy.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: It's a bit much. It is much. My cousin remember
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: day but yeah, the last years old, I was so
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: low with my cousin, want to my room of the house.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: And she was sitting there first chest she said, hole
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: still balled up that crossword puzzle and went right across
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: her eyes. They thought it was so this is damn
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: caterpillar on him? What that? Yeah, it could get a
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: bit much. You sound crazy. You need to calm down, Beaumont.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Get your eyelashes ready because Matthew coming. All right, I
• 52:34
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• 52:36
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  Speaker 1: the dough. Okay, your nose too. They can come camping.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: You're gonna miss the show though, if they out the
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  Speaker 1: pass that note you go miss. You can't see me
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: through all that. I'm sorry, but you're making money. You
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: know I'm gonna make you laughed in my lance is off?
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: How about that? Let's do that all right? Here we go,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: coming up next Strawberry Letter subject he has a lot
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: of jokes in the bedroom. We'll find out what that's
• 53:13
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• 53:17
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• 53:48
  Speaker 1: he has a lot of jokes in the bedroom. Dear
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, I've been dating a man for four years,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: and we were supposed to get married before all of
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: the COVID drama. He moved into my house and that's
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: when we really got to know each other inside and out.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I sleep naked, but I never did it around him
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: until we started living together. He's got a nice hard
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: belly and I have a little soft one. He's got
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: knock knees and I have a little bit of cellulit.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I have a nice chest, but it doesn't sit up
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: like it used to after two children. It's all age
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: appropriate because we're almost fifty years old. I have the
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: stress of having two kids in college. I take care
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: of his fifteen year old daughter. I work full time
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: and run this household. So yes, I may have gained
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: weight here and there. I am constantly reminding him that
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: he's got more belly than me. Lately, I've been sleeping
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: in pajamas because of his jokes about my body. Right
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: at Christmas, he told me I reminded him of Frosty
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: the Snowman, and I laughed it off, but it hurt.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: He makes jokes in the bedroom and it's a turn off.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: He thinks it's cute to call me thick ums or
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: bubble butt, and I told him it's offensive, es Lee.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I was in bed reading a book and he asked
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: how I could read the words with my breath in
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: the way. He used to shower with me, and now
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: he says we both won't fit in it. I told
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: him he's rude and doesn't care. The last time we
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: were intimate, he called my back fat his handlebars and
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: he kept gripping it. He's even said that he can
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: tell my breash used to be nice and firm. He's
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: never had a problem with them before. It's all too
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: much for me, so I hide my body from him.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Now I feel like he's not attracted to me anymore
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: and he'll end up cheating on me. Is this a sign?
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Or do I need to relax and learn how to
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: take a joke? Okay, here we go again. First of all,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: you should be thinking God, because it sounds like you
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: may have dodged a bullet by not marrying him. Now
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: you just need to figure out how to get him
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: out of your house and out of your life and stuff. Yeah,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: his jokes are rude, they're mean, they're nasty, especially if
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: you told him they were offensive. They're not funny, these
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: are not jokes. He should be supportive of you no
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: matter what state you're in right now, and he's destroying
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: your confidence. This whole letter is about him saying insulting
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: things to you and insulting things about you. So I say,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: you're right, it doesn't sound like he's attracted to you anymore.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: And he might already be cheating with you know comments
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: he's making to you about this. What do you need
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: him for? I think just about everyone gained a little
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: weight during the pandemic. It's called the pandemic fifteen. You
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: didn't say how much you gained or anything. You just
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: said you may have gained a little here and there.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: So I just say, get yourself together for you. Do
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: it for you, not him. You need to feel good
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: about yourself again, because he's certainly not helping you in
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: that area. You need to do this for yourself. Stop
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: listening to him, Stop listening to his negative video about
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: your body. He's not a nice man and he probably
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: won't make a good husband anyway, So stop listening, get
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: yourself together, and boy bye to him. Steve. Yeah, here
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: we go. This is my This is my specialty here
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: because in this letter, the title says he got lots
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: of jokes in the bedroom. I have a solution for this.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: First of all, I agree with what Shirley said in
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: her response, So I think this is something that you
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: should highly consider. I have another route you can take,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: because you're not fitting to be the only one up
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: in here with the jokes. So let's get started. As
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I'm reading this letter, I'm going to equip you with bullets.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Once I know we're shooting. Are we shooting? Boom? Here
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: we go. I've been dating a man for four years.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: We're supposed to get married before the COVID drama. He
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: moved into my house and that's when I really got
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: to know each other inside and out. You know, I
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: sleep naked, but I never did it around him until
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: we started living together. Beautiful things, we've been naked out,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: fan of that recommended highly. I do it all the
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: time to keep from things getting twisted up in pajamas,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: if you know what I'm saying. So I love the
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: freedom of sleeping necking myself. So congratulations, lady. I sleep naked,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: but I never did it around him until we started
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: living together. He's got a nice hard belly, and I
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: have a little software. Well, let's talk about that. I
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: don't think a woman having a hard belly has ever
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: been a criteria for getting married, for loving her, wanting her,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: or dating her. I've never had a guy that went
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: man of iron. My woman ain't got a hard stomach.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing to do with it. Well, good luck, homie,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: good luck, good luck. You feel to be by your
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: damn self. Now, if you do have a hard stomach, cool,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: we'll take it. But we found out that the woman
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: has children. But anyway, here we go. He's got a
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: nice hard belly. I have a little software. He got
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: knocked needs, and I have a little selling life. Now
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: here we go. He got knocked kneeds. They did not
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: need person know where living can talk to me, Craig,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have see. I ain't what you're finn
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: to do with your knock need broke ass. And I
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: would make stuff about his knock need had nothing to
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: do with your knock need broke ass. That had nothing
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: to do with your money making capability. But I'm gonna
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: make it about that with choke knock kneed ugly ass.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: See I'm gonna bring your face down there where the
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: needs is at. See. I got your money down, Now
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I got your face down. Now watch how this letter go.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the bullets you need when we
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, we'll have part two of Steve's
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter. Subject he has a lot of jokes
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: in the bedroom. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show. All right, Come on, Steve, let's
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject he has a lot
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: of jokes in the bedroom. Uhhh, he got jokes in
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: the bedroom. But he hurting this woman's feeling. This woman
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: is almost fifty years old. She's been taking care of
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: his child. I get into that in a minute, and
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: now all of a sudden living together. She's been sleeping, neked,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: but now he's making her feel conscious about her body.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: And she started describing stuff. But see if you got
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: jokes off, we're shooting jokes. Then left it. I'm a professional.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna give you some things back now. Shirley
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: gave a great response about what she should do. But
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: here's some other stuff. He's got a nice heard belly
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: and I have a little soft one where you have children.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: So what he got hard belly? Most dudes I know
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: with hard bellies other than the rock and Vin Diesel
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: is broke. Most of them I know with hard bellies.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: It's broke because you got to spend time in the gym.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Time in the gym is away from time for making money. Now,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: unless your money is being in the gym, which is gym.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Dudes right there, you're probably gonna have a stomach like
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Timmy kill me, Jane. You know people like that. You
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: saw Will Smith last picture. He's rich. Hello as hell. Hello,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: So you know here we go. Now let's just talk
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: this out now. I'm gonna be nice to it. He's
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: got knock knees and I have a little selling like
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: knock knees. That's you. That's your bullet right there. He
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: knocked knee. Use that in everything. Look, your little knock
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: knee broke ass can quit talking to me, because I
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: bet he is. Because he got time to make a
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: six pack. So when you got time to mix six pack,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: a lot of people ain't got time to mix six figures.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: So now what what what six you want, you want
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: the six pack or you want the six figures? What
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: you won't? What's your glass? Always? Most knock lead people
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: is unattracted too, especially dudes. Now I've seen knock need
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: beautiful attractive women, but most dude does knock need is unattractive.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Use that one. Let's move on. I got a nice chest,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: but it don't sit up like he used to. After
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: two children. Don't nobody chest looking like a u her
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Hell mind don't. But you got two children, so now
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: your chest don't set up like he used to. That's okay,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: it's all age appropriate because we're almost fifty years old.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: I got the stress of having two kids in college,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: and I take care of his fifteen year old daughter.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: You know why you have to take care of fifteen
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: year old daughter because it's ex woman. Don't won't he's ugly,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: knock need ass. You see what I'm saying. If he
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: was all that, you wouldn't have to take care of
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: his fifteen year old daughter because the other woman to
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: walk out because of his broke knock kneed ass. I
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: work full time and I run this household, so yes,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I may have gained weight hearing that. I'm constantly reminding
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: him that he's got more bellied than I do. Oh now,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: so now the little hard bellied and got a little swollen.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Now with your peels buried doughboy and knockkneed ass coming
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: over here talking to me. See, I'm just giving you
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: the bullets you need. I'm constantly reminding him that he
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: got more back. I've been sleeping the pajamas because of
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: his jokes about my body. Right at Christmas, he told
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: me I reminded him a Frosty the snow Man, and
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: I laughed at all. Okay, harsh, well, since you got
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: them knock needs and I remind you of Frosty to
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: snow man, you remind me of a tripod getting broke
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: down for it. Get put in the case with am
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: knocking sitting broke ass, tripod walking ass. You ain't gonna
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: be talking to me, Craig, and finish you with your
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: glass broke ass. But to walk like a tripod, old
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: ragged ass tripod with the leaves touching together. That's why
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: you can't wark carter roys. Because you should start fires
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: in school. All that quiskin and rubbing your thighs again,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: that's why you can't wear carter roys because you started
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: fires in school. Oh, I got something for your ass,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: right see. And then he said he makes sums your
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: bedroom and it's a turnoff. He thinks it's cute to
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: call me thick hims a bubble button, and I told
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: him it's offensive. Recently, I was in bed reading the
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: book and he asked, how could I read the words
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: with my breast in the way. That's a compliment. That's
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: a compliment. Okay, yeah. If I got a book in
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: front of me and I can't read the words and
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: I'm a woman, that's called your breast is in the way,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Now what you wanna do? That's a compliment. He used
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: to shower with me, and now he says we both
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: don't fit in it. I told him he's routing and
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: he doesn't care. Last time we were entering, he called
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: my back backfat with handleballs and he kept gripping it.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: And then he says he even says he could tell
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: my breast used to be nice and fun once. See,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: let's stop right here, let's go back a couple of
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Last time we was in there, he called my back
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: fat handleballs and he kept gripping it. Then you should
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: have said, well, at least you got something too grit.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: And then when he said he even said that he
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: can tell my breast used to be nice and fern,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: then your comeback is and so did you? You used
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: to be nice and fun. Hello, let's hurt him where
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: it hurt because he don't know. See, you got to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: stan it, ye like it. He's never had a problem
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: with him before. It's all too much for me to
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: hide my body from him. Is he cheating? When he
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: ended up cheating? Girl? Please? You know how many people
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: won't You don't. Nobody won't. His knocked me broke, ugly,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: little small, no longer firm ass. So what if you
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: talk about thank you Steve, and get out of my
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: house and find somewhere to live. But you can't live
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: in or where house you knocked me and you're broken,
• 1:06:19
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• 1:06:22
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• 1:06:29
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• 1:06:33
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• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: now for Junior and Sports Talk, which you got Junior
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: let's go April first, Dallas, Texas, Coming Texas Trust Theater.
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• 1:06:48
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• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Ape Foods Comedy Jam. All right, um, you know what
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: this is? This this, this Russian war is even bleeding
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: over into sports. And I just think I want to
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: give a shout out to a Ukrainian tennis player, Elina
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: uh Saventolina. She I can't say her lad's name, Mark,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: She's s V I T O L I N nothing
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: and get killed right, thank you, thank you. Shirley Uh.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: She has donated all her earnings for the Monterey Open
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: to the Ukrainian Army. I mean she she and she's
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: in the semifinals right now. Then. Also, she refused to
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: play a Russian player. She refused to play. She refused
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: to play a Russian player. She refused to play it.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: She said, if they don't that's happening. You know, they're
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: not playing soccer with him anymore, all of them. No, no, no,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: they're not, but she she said, they don't. They have
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: to be considered a neutral player. Hey, Julian, you didn't
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: have know her hand no sports in the US. You
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: could have talked about. Yeah, I'm getting to it all.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: But I just thought, we don't even not hating our
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: ladies and let me. I'm talking to him now. He
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: ain't confined defeating him. No, always trying to nurture somebody.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Keep me and Tommy, Me and Tommy talking to you.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: We don't even know Helly talking about but we don't
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: even know this girl, last name Natina, split over? Who
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: is she split over? Giving up her money for the
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: U credit arm. Don't they need help? But if you
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: need my check to help your ass out, get out
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: this damn walk back. Stay sad. The NFL combat starts today.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: I know you're gonna be white, Thank you, man. Quarterbacks,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: wide receivers are tight ends up for the day. Running
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: backs and offensive alignment, Mara linebackers in d L defense alignment.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: They are on Saturday, and you got dvs on Sunday. Also,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: we need all that, we need, all that Wenna need
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: all of that. I know anybody upset, but baseball won't
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: be starting March thirty first. I know that. First we'll
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: be able to catch him. We'll catch something. They won't
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: play all of them, not one hundred six too. This sea,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a little short, hey, Junior, Thank you
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: for you very now. Thank you junior for your very
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: political sports view that confused us all. Thank you so much.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: You welcome off. You would have just let the girl
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: buy the stuff for the army. You wouldn't let it.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Who is that? Thank you very good, junior. Comp Coming
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. Kim and Kanye
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: are officially divorced. We'll talk about it at the top
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: of the hour right after this. Who you're listening, all right?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: I guess we have to say congratulations in order for
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian. Uh yeah, I mean she it's official member, right, Yeah,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: it's official. She got what she wanted. The judge granted
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: her request to be legally single. Neither Kim nor Kanye
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: were actually in the courtroom, but their lawyers were there.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: I guess the ones Kanye had left because he fired
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: up such of them, right, I'm doing now, that's how
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: you get divorced, though. You just go down there and
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: fix this. I'll be here at the house. That's how
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: you do it when you're billionaires, right, all right, So
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Kim was there via video. She was on a video
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: call from her closet for the hearing. Kanye's lawyer didn't
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: object to restoring Kim's single status, but he did have
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: three conditions. What you don't get any conditions, Kanye. They
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: want Kim air right, Well, okay. The judge only granted one,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: and that was the right to get reimbursement of money
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: that's supposed to be divided up, and that that would
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: be preserved in case either of them died. The other
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: two that Kim didn't get. Tommy wouldn't transfer any assets
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: she had in trust, and if she remarries, she would
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: waive the marital privilege. The judge denied those, okay, So
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: for the record, marital privilege means that a new spouse
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have to testify about communications he had with her.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: There were reports that Kim's paperwork wasn't in order. In reality,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: the only era was that the Kanye's name had to
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: be changed, okay to Yay his illegal names. Yeah, she's
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: free of that, I know. But he was sad for
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: the children, you know, I hate that that he left
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: her with four children. You know, hopefully he'll still be
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: present as a father. Let's back up the number one.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Number one means money has to be in a certain spot,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: like if something happens, he didn't that takes care of
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: their children. Is that what that means exactly? In case
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: either of them die? Yeah, all right, but you're the
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: one owes another one any money or anything. It's just now.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: And I think if they did, they would just pay
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: it because they're both billionaires at this point. Sometimes if
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: you want your freedom, you know you're willing to pay.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Just like Tina Turners. Hell, I just want my name.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I just want my name. Kanye getting his name right
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: he had Yeah, yeah, he has a couple of names,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: so he's good. Kanye has been yaying for a long time.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Carl. You have some music news. Um,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Well, it ties into Kim and Kanye.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: It's about Kanye's music video. So, just like Shirley reported,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Kim and Kanye are divorced. Tommy but he is still
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: not letting her boyfriend, Kim's boyfriend Pete Davison off the hook.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: So he has his new video that he dropped. The single.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: The song is called Easy and So. In the video,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Kanye appears to bury a cartoon version of Pete Davidson,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: his ex wife. He just knocked, gonna stop, He just
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: bury him alive, a cartoon version. Yes, yes, yes, So
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Now the song features a verse where Kanye he's rapping
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: and he says, God saved me from the crash just
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: so I can beat Pete Davidson's behind, you know, right?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: So what gets the words out? Yes? Yes, yes, it's
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: over ya over yeah yeah yeah. So now what happens though,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: if Yay is like a guest on Saturday Night line,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: what happens? Well, you remember he was mber that right, right,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: and so it's Kim being But but but what if
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: YA goes back and becomes a guest again? What you
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: think of that night? But if it's live, we might
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: get a live ass whipping over And let's let's let's
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: make this clear. That don't mean you ain't gonna be
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: doing an ass whipping We greed might have some fun,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: ye know that? Yeah, it's gonna be fun. Yeah, live
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: from New York is Saturday Night. This is so crazy,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: sit down Kanye ever coming up that it never happens
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: right there. You you didn't say ever, Duke, it never
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: ever happens. Coming up for twenty minutes after the hour,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: our very own Duke of Ontingham will tell us what's
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: happening with the royals. Right after this. You're listening, she say,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: morning show. All right, I think the Duke of Ontingham
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: is here. I mean we want to hear his response
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: to the story about the Queen. You know, there was
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: a rumor going around that the Queen was dead, but
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: apparently Queen Elizabeth, who is ninety five years old, is
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: very much alive and she's back at work already. She
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: held two virtual meetings on Tuesday, and this was just
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: nine days after testing positive for COVID. Wow, let me
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: clear it up. I'm Hell arding Ham and Hell, listen
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: to me. The Queen is very much a lie, really, dad,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: but very much a lied today. But she's still Hell.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: I'm living proof that the Queen is alive, because the
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: moment she's no longer here, my black ass is out.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: You're getting the boot, the royal boot. I went in
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: with a special recipe for my grandmother. I gave her
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: two glasses of Chiland juice and COVID left right away.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: She was curious. It was when all my grandmother's recipe
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: for anything. I gave her two glasses of Chiland juice.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I told it was tea, so she drank it right
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: away and it was actually Chiland juice and it turned
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: out to be wonderful. And she cad from COVID and
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: she's just letting everyone know that the Queen is absolutely alive.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Nearly dad, but very much alive. Alive Dingham reporting live
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: from the castle. All right, than at thirty three minutes after,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: we'll play a round of would you rather? Right after this,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: you're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show time for would you rather? Guys?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Would you rather? Would you rather your parents arranged your
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: marriage or marry your most recent X? Oh god, what
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather your parents arrange your
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: marriage or would you marry your most recent ex? I
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: might even have to go with a matter. Yeah you
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: can arrange, man, because obviously my pick was not the
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: right one. Let me list somebody who got most senseant
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: be picked for me, Like, yeah, yeah, let's try that.
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  Speaker 1: Let's try that, because there ain't gonna in the world
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  Speaker 1: you marry all my exes? Is for a reason all right,
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  Speaker 1: would you rather drink all the half empty drink or
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  Speaker 1: smoke all the cigarette but the day after you had
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  Speaker 1: a big old crazy party. I'm not doing that one
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  Speaker 1: of them. I'm not doing one of them. Drink the
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  Speaker 1: half empty drinks, smoke all the cigarette butts. Pick one?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather? Hello? You were come on the nasty
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  Speaker 1: Miles has been on those things and cigarette butts. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just going through that. Get it over. I can't swallow
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  Speaker 1: this stuff, all this backwashing, all this yeah, I yeah, No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna smoke these cigarells. I'm gonna light the wrong
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  Speaker 1: in first two so I can burn off a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of it. Yeah, I'm gonna do these cigarette butts.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not drinking all them half drinks. That ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: hal that's smart ste Junior. I'm gonna go eight drake. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing a cigarette. But they lift was on
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  Speaker 1: them too. Yeah, it really is. Y'all. Go ahead drink
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  Speaker 1: them drinks and watching him. They've been sitting there all
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  Speaker 1: night too. You'll go ahead. You're putting you're putting liquid
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  Speaker 1: in your system. You're not sure all the half drinks?
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  Speaker 1: You know how much Dad has done? No, give me
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: them cigarettes. I think I'm gonna be close. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get a razor blade and cut that tobacco. Iut that
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  Speaker 1: cigarette and just roll one big roll your own. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm just putting. I'm gonna just put a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: vasoline on my lips and gold stars your vasoline, Laura, Okay, yeah, animal,
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  Speaker 1: animal vasoline. I gotta use. And you got to do
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  Speaker 1: eyemask at last? With you rather? Would you rather eat
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  Speaker 1: ahead of raw garlic or a raw onion? Rack garlic
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  Speaker 1: or raw onion? Oh? Raw? Not without a dup ahead
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  Speaker 1: of carlic? Oh my god, Oh my god, what a
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  Speaker 1: whole onion? Before pledge you, I'm gonna I'm going with
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  Speaker 1: that little piece of garlic. I gotta go to g
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  Speaker 1: a little piece of garlic. Clove of garlic? Are you nuts?
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  Speaker 1: Are you all right? That's today's rounded? Would you rather come?
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  Speaker 1: Nine minutes after the out some clothing remarks from the
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey tom break right after you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day on
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  Speaker 1: this Thursday. It's been a good day. Yeah, yeah, pretty
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  Speaker 1: good day. Couple things got said, I love Junior's international
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  Speaker 1: sports coverage today with Ukraine and Sports. I love the
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  Speaker 1: way Junior made an attempt to be relevant today. Junior.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was a wonderful attempt at international irrelevant
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  Speaker 1: sports news today. You can keep the money because that
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  Speaker 1: one clip, bro, whatever money you don't want them to
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Lieutenant tournament. You're trying to donate to the Ukraine war Lady,
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  Speaker 1: you know how much it calls to go to war. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we need help buying, bully, We need to get out
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: the wall. You can save yourself a little bit of money. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you right now that adn't wants to
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  Speaker 1: be to have money here. You'd be like me sending
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  Speaker 1: my check over that to help with foreign policy. Yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm but you know because in essence we're doing that too,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: because a portion of our money goals to support whatever
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  Speaker 1: the government does, and it comes out in the form
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: of taxes. Yeah yeah, but she gonna take her winnings.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: That's not gonna happen. I'm telling you right now, I
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: don't voluntarily pay my taxes. I simply pay my taxes
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: because I don't want to go to jail. That's the
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  Speaker 1: only reason I pay mine. It's because I don't want
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: to go to jail, and I've been so close to
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  Speaker 1: going before that. I they have my undivided attention. I
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: pay all my tax I don't hear what it is, man,
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  Speaker 1: you will never hear me hood time. I know, I
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: gotta find way to get out of this. No, I
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: got to find a way to hey day, out of this.
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  Speaker 1: Thank God that you can't pay your taxes, man, Lord
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: her mercy, thank you father. It's the blessing. Hey, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I got some closed remarks for y'all today. Hey, see,
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  Speaker 1: before you do that, can I just do a quick
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  Speaker 1: shout out to my brother. It's his birthday? Happy birthday, Fish,
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  Speaker 1: I love you all right, many birthday, Fish, Fish birthday.
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  Speaker 1: You know that's great, Shirley. You have segments where you
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: can do that. Hey, birthday, Fish, up with your parents.
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  Speaker 1: Take up my time talking about your brother. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. Hey. You know, I found something the other day.
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  Speaker 1: I was listening to a guy and he gave me
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  Speaker 1: a quote, and I love the quote and I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to share it with you. And the quote he
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  Speaker 1: said was, when you come out of the storm, you
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  Speaker 1: won't be the same person that walked into it. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to get this now, when you come out
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  Speaker 1: of the storm, you won't be the same person that
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  Speaker 1: walked into it. Now, listen, I gotta take the time
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: to kind of break that down a little bit because
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: we're dealing with two people who listen to stuff like this.
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  Speaker 1: You have positive people who hear this, and you have
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: negative people to hear this. And you know right away
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: when you say something like that that you think is
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: inspirational or enlightening or encouraging, if you're a negative person,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: you can take that take that quote the wrong way.
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  Speaker 1: When you come out of the storm, you won't be
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: the same person that walked into it. Yeah, that's why
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: I was never the same after that. You know, I
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: never recovered. I just got so beat up by Yep,
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  Speaker 1: that's true, because you won't. I ain't ever been the
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  Speaker 1: same every since he left, every since she left, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't never been the same. That's not that's not what
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  Speaker 1: it's talking about. And if you're looking at it that way,
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  Speaker 1: it's because you don't understand when you walk out of
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  Speaker 1: the storm, you won't be the same person that walked
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  Speaker 1: into it. See for me, that lets me know that
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  Speaker 1: the decision is up to me. Because life it's ten
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  Speaker 1: percent what happens to you, it's ninety percent what you
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  Speaker 1: do about it. Life is filled with adversity, but behind
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: every moment of adversity, that is a lesson and a
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  Speaker 1: blessed See, it depends on how you look at the statement.
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  Speaker 1: And I want everybody that hears the statement that when
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: you come out of the storm, you won't be the
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: same person that walked into it. I want you to
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: look at it the right way, that you have a
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  Speaker 1: decision to make when you're going through storms, that you
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: have a conscious decision that you can make to determine
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: the results of the storm. Now you can't always determine
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: the results, but the outcome, the takeaway that's yours. That's yours.
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  Speaker 1: You can't control who lives on this world and who
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: has to leave this world, but you can accept the takeaway.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: When I lost my mother and it was the most crushing,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: debilitating weak of my life, and I promise you I've
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: never had one since, nothing like it. I realized at
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: the funeral when the minister said, I know your heart
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: is broken. I've been around this family my whole life,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: and this woman was a Sunday school teacher, just church
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  Speaker 1: for forty years, and I've been rounding this family in
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  Speaker 1: my whole life. I can see the look on your
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: face is heartbroken. But I want you to take a
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: look around at this church is packed. The basement is packed,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: the overflow room is packed. It's people outside we can't
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  Speaker 1: let in. The street in front of this church is
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: packed because of the life your mother lived. Because for
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: forty years she tried to tell people about Christ. All
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: the pimps, hustlers, robbers, dope boys, they was all there
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  Speaker 1: because my mother did something to try to save them
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: and change their life. And in that moment he said something.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: He said, joy and depression cannot reside in the same place.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: So while as chrush as I was, and I thought
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: about all the good things my mother had done, I
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: felt so much better that day because of the lives
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: she changed. Because see, when you come out of the storm,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: you won't be the same person that walked into it.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: And of that day, I was never the same. But
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: I was never the same for the right reason. So
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: every day I've tried to live my life. So when
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: the day comes, if I got a chance to see
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: an I loss via Harvey, I'm gonna see her again.
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  Speaker 1: That changed me forever. It's how you look at it, y'all.
• 1:26:20
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