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$22 Million Owed, After The Beep, Church Complaints, Bitter Birthday and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: we gonna play the show this week? But man, it's
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  Speaker 1: been a lot of amazing things has happened to me
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  Speaker 1: over the years, and not all of them good. It's
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  Speaker 1: been some amazingly bad things that have happened too. But
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  Speaker 1: I just come on in the morning as a reminder
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  Speaker 1: to everybody of the actual goodness of God, that you know, man,
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  Speaker 1: that these mistakes that you're making, that these setbacks that
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  Speaker 1: you keep having, that these falls that keep occurring in
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  Speaker 1: your life, that they all are leading you somewhere. If
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  Speaker 1: you just don't ever give up. That's the key. You
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  Speaker 1: can never ever give up because you don't know how
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  Speaker 1: the trip has been laid out for you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if somebody had told me years ago when I had
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  Speaker 1: the dream of being on TV and then I thought
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  Speaker 1: about being one of one of the best comedians I
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  Speaker 1: could be. You know, when I when I started, if
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  Speaker 1: somebody had told me everything that was gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: happen in order for me to get there, I would
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  Speaker 1: have changed it. I would have I would have said, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well I ain't gonna be that. How about this? See
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  Speaker 1: and no one can know all of the events of
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  Speaker 1: their life ahead of time. You know, it would be
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  Speaker 1: so nice, wouldn't it. You know, to prepare for it,
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  Speaker 1: see it coming, be aware of the haters, always knowing
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  Speaker 1: when the backstabbing moment is coming in your life, always
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  Speaker 1: knowing when you're gonna get blindsided by the enemy. We
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  Speaker 1: are really great to know that, wouldn't it. Well, that's
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  Speaker 1: not how it works. So since no one knows exactly
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  Speaker 1: the challenges and the pitfalls and the detools that's going
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  Speaker 1: to be set them it's it's it's imperative that you
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  Speaker 1: just don't give up because see, knowing these things, we
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  Speaker 1: as human beings by nature, would choose another route. But
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  Speaker 1: it ain't the route God God for you, though, See
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  Speaker 1: the route God God for you. If you if you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to do the right thing, if you're doing the
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  Speaker 1: best you can, if you ain't out here just intentionally
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  Speaker 1: just messing over, folks. If you use in faith and
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  Speaker 1: that's the belief in things that you cannot see, If
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  Speaker 1: you have something on the inside of you to keep
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  Speaker 1: saying there's got to be more to life than that,
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  Speaker 1: then that's that's you. You, my friend, have a great chance.
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  Speaker 1: And if you've ever had that feeling then gave up
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  Speaker 1: on it, just get it back, just ask for it back,
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  Speaker 1: Just say, hey, man, I'm getting back to the way
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  Speaker 1: I used to be because there's a change that's available
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  Speaker 1: in your life. But you gotta take it. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: take a shot at it. Folks. There's a chance for
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  Speaker 1: you to get it right, but you gotta take a
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  Speaker 1: shot at it. Folks. There's a chance for you to
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  Speaker 1: turn this whole thing around with God's help, but you
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  Speaker 1: gotta take a shot at it. You see, this decision
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  Speaker 1: is yours. The decision to lay down and give up,
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  Speaker 1: that's yours. It ain't. It just got too hard for me.
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  Speaker 1: Life too much, man, life hard and too much for everybody.
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  Speaker 1: What I gotta get you to see, my father used
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  Speaker 1: to always tell me. He says, son, best lessons in
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  Speaker 1: life to burn your value and learn the most is
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  Speaker 1: a balt lesson. I didn't quite understand that being young,
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  Speaker 1: but I showed God it now ain't no lesson like
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  Speaker 1: a bout lesson, the one you pay for. Those are
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  Speaker 1: the ones that hold to you, that stick to you,
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  Speaker 1: that that started turning you into who you're gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: Those are the character builders. See, you got to be
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  Speaker 1: forged to get to where you want to go in life.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what the challenges and missteps is for. That's
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  Speaker 1: what the failing is about. Now, I know you don't
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  Speaker 1: like it. I didn't. I know you're not comfortable with
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I know you wish it was over sooner
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  Speaker 1: than later. I always do. I always wanted to be
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  Speaker 1: over sooner than later because the later manager seems like
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  Speaker 1: it's so much I gotta go through. But let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something, man, if you can if you can
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  Speaker 1: forge your way through it and understand that you are
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  Speaker 1: forged in life. I don't know. I was on TBN
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  Speaker 1: one time when I was doing one of my motivational speeches,
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  Speaker 1: and I began to wonder about this experience I had
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  Speaker 1: it Ford Motor Company and my last job after the
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  Speaker 1: auto industry started going down, my last job was in
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  Speaker 1: the fountry and my job was to stand at the
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  Speaker 1: end almost where the engines first come out of the furnace. See,
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  Speaker 1: the engines are poured into a mold's hot melted down
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  Speaker 1: metal whatever they call it, lava or whatever. They poured
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  Speaker 1: into a mole and it goes into this furnace that's
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  Speaker 1: extremely hot. And my job was after the heat was
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  Speaker 1: applied to the engine block, it would come through and
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  Speaker 1: it would go through a hardening stage. But the way
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  Speaker 1: it was hardening, they would cool it. Suddenly they would
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  Speaker 1: flush it with water. It was just blast water on it.
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  Speaker 1: But the fire and the high temperature is what made
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  Speaker 1: the engine block solidify. It's because it's gotta get real hot,
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  Speaker 1: get melted down first, then it's got to get poured
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  Speaker 1: into a mole. Then it's gotta be pressure hit with water.
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  Speaker 1: And all of this, and then it can and it's
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  Speaker 1: real hot. Now it's still hot even though it's water
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  Speaker 1: been shutter. But when it comes out the end of
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  Speaker 1: the side, there's a lot of flashing in it, and
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  Speaker 1: flashing is a metal from that din dripped through the
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  Speaker 1: cast molding on it, just like flecks of extra pieces
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  Speaker 1: of metal. My job was to hit this engine block
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  Speaker 1: in the front, which is huge, heavy rubber mallet, knock
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  Speaker 1: all the flashing off the front, and when it came
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  Speaker 1: around back to bam, hit it real hard again on
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  Speaker 1: the backside. And that became the core of what the
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  Speaker 1: car is. A car without a great engine is nothing.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a pretty looking vehicle over there. But if
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  Speaker 1: it can't do what it was made to do because
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  Speaker 1: the engine block then cracked. So you can have a
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  Speaker 1: car look real good, but if it freezes an engine
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  Speaker 1: block crack your car, you can it's over man. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta get a new block. The block is the core.
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  Speaker 1: But in order for you for the car to do
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  Speaker 1: what it's got to do, it's got to have a
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  Speaker 1: strong engine in it. In order for the engine to
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  Speaker 1: be strong, it's got to be forged and steal, come
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  Speaker 1: through fire, get poured in a mole, cooled off, heated,
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  Speaker 1: knocked around, beat on the front end, beat on the
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  Speaker 1: back end, in order for it to be what it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be. The moral of the story, folks, is you
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  Speaker 1: got to get forged in fire to be what you
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  Speaker 1: gonna be. You got to get beat up, you got
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  Speaker 1: to get pressure washed, you got to have heat on you,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get melted down, you gotta get poured into
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  Speaker 1: a mole. That's how you become who you are. So
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  Speaker 1: the tough things that you're going through, the difficult challenges
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  Speaker 1: and the setbacks. I know a brother who went to prison, man,
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  Speaker 1: And the whole reason he ended up going to prison
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  Speaker 1: because he was looking out the loot window, looking out
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  Speaker 1: in the yard at him working out. And then the
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  Speaker 1: next thing, you know, man, this brother decided that he
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  Speaker 1: was gonna go out there and work out. Well, guess what,
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  Speaker 1: he's one of the top trainers in country. Today. You're
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  Speaker 1: But started like that. This is Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry callin for real, Mississippi Monica. Uh that legend,
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  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy Uh and Junior Junior kill space? What's on
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  Speaker 1: your mind? You know? I was really want to notice
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  Speaker 1: on because I got to fill out some paperwork and
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  Speaker 1: I won't to know if I could put your name
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  Speaker 1: on it. Uh, you know, like if I wait, wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, you don't even know what his fall yet.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need put them o damn papers. This is
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  Speaker 1: this starting to sound like would you rather? Hey, no,
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  Speaker 1: you can't, Okay, So I gotta have like somebody to
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  Speaker 1: sit in there in the hospital women, and they want
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  Speaker 1: and I want to put your name down you get
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  Speaker 1: come Hell no, hell no what. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: sit with you in no crisis. I ain't even like
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  Speaker 1: talking to you on the phone. I don't like your
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  Speaker 1: little voice all feeble and trembling like hurt I said, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Heath? But them and then you can hear
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  Speaker 1: breathing in pain? You good? I said, how you holding?
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  Speaker 1: I'm all right? Show it sound like good. Damn their
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  Speaker 1: crime and stuff. I don't, man, don't put my name
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  Speaker 1: on the damn. I'm I'm gonna be of no help
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  Speaker 1: to you. I don't. I don't want to sit there.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't good with sick ass people. Junior
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  Speaker 1: ain't at all. At least he's honest about it. I
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  Speaker 1: know he really like you would like you ain't going
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  Speaker 1: hit into the bathroom or none of that. To the bathroom?
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  Speaker 1: What put the bathroom? That's out. Dog. You're a goot
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  Speaker 1: to pull some little sheets up round you in a
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  Speaker 1: pile them up on your lap. Gonna have to your business.
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  Speaker 1: You can do anything. You put a pile of ride
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  Speaker 1: in your crime. Just pile them up, make a little
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  Speaker 1: volcano with your sheet. I can just be with it up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not real what you doing. Damn. I had an accident. Sorry, nurse,
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  Speaker 1: Oho are having breakfast? Awful? Everybody to the bath room.
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  Speaker 1: You can't you can't go to the bathroom, or you
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  Speaker 1: and you can't quit breathing. Both him. You're out, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: You're out. It's COVID. I don't know. All right, Uh, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: I hope you got your answer. Stay healthy. Coming up
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  Speaker 1: with thirty two minutes after the hour, we're gonna start
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  Speaker 1: to show up with some church complaints from Pastor Motown
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  Speaker 1: and Deacon death Jam. Right after this, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the String show. All right, it's Monday, that means the
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  Speaker 1: day after Sunday, So it's time for church complaints with
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  Speaker 1: Reverend Motown and Deacon death Jam. We we want to think, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: sister Shirley for introducing us in the way that she does. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this old crazy church. Yeah, I took that offensive, and
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  Speaker 1: I actually recimplicate that myself. As we punctulate yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: work our way through the die a species, die, a
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  Speaker 1: species of what we are ndoublingly about to endure. We inoculate,
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  Speaker 1: to fascinate, to eliminate it. Very house that might pop
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  Speaker 1: up on the seat. Oh you know, we are now
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  Speaker 1: opening the doors for church complaints. Deacon Yeah, we gotta
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  Speaker 1: issue here. Pastor Jesse's brother Jesse's smile Lad is trying
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  Speaker 1: to buy his own subweight and he needs to buy
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  Speaker 1: money from the building fun. He's asking for two hundred
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  Speaker 1: thous that's your thoughts on that. Pastor. We read over
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  Speaker 1: Brother Jesse's or proposal. Quite interested with some of the
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  Speaker 1: names he's given these sib boys. Yeah, he has to
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  Speaker 1: make a miracle great again. Hogan, he has the neose
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  Speaker 1: is loose. Hogan is loose. That's a good sandwich has
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  Speaker 1: the Nagerian knight Man Hogan. All these is going, you know,
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  Speaker 1: to show things that he's gone through in his life. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the number one seller. He's hoping it's gonna be the Empire,
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  Speaker 1: Hogan Danny, the Empire that's on wheatbread. I believe, yes,
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  Speaker 1: it will. Instead of having lunch meat, they have lucious
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  Speaker 1: meat on it. Us. All right, I'm moving right alone.
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  Speaker 1: I passed the b The b b M. The Big
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  Speaker 1: Booting Ministry keeps calling out the FM, which is the
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  Speaker 1: flat booted Ministry. Now they are wanting the church to
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  Speaker 1: pitch in on the big Bootist scholarship because the more
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  Speaker 1: booties we have, of course, that it increases the memberships
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  Speaker 1: we have or two or outstanding scholarship members here on
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  Speaker 1: the radio. Yes, Sister Caller and Sister Sherley, Old Lord
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  Speaker 1: and Sister monicle. They've been in a long time BBM scholarship.
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  Speaker 1: They've even in the zoon by EU doing the boot
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  Speaker 1: He mentioned them in the zone, every last one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so we don't have any more scholarship for the or
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  Speaker 1: the FBM. That's the flat booty master. Oh we're not
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  Speaker 1: giving away no money for that. No, you got all
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  Speaker 1: the line booty. You how to go to join the
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  Speaker 1: Methodist Church or he can't be here? I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let me keep it moving here. The older
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  Speaker 1: members passed are still late for church to do the
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  Speaker 1: daylight saving time. They don't know how to set their
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  Speaker 1: clocks on their flip phones, and it's affecting the ties
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  Speaker 1: because they don't get in on time doing the offering. YO,
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  Speaker 1: call on how you want to handle it. But all
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  Speaker 1: our older members are late because they haven't fixed their
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  Speaker 1: clocks yet. Well, I don't know how much longer this
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  Speaker 1: school last. We're gonna seeing brother Ferguson around with your
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  Speaker 1: church man, y'all ain't got to come, Just give him
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  Speaker 1: your pad involutes. We're just gonna pick up the offering
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  Speaker 1: and solved it to the mountain, all right. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: right around picking up ties as brother Ferguson will come
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  Speaker 1: your way all right. All the members are asking can
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  Speaker 1: we send the usher board who are trained at chick
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  Speaker 1: for Late because they trained you to be nice and
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  Speaker 1: very marrable, and when they interacting when people in the
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  Speaker 1: usher board is cruel and mean to the members, and
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  Speaker 1: we want them to go to chick for Late and
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  Speaker 1: get some training because they don't know how to act.
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  Speaker 1: Right back, We're not gonna do that or us. Your
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  Speaker 1: board is this way for reason angry and they in
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  Speaker 1: it chicken selling business. We in the soul saving business.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. It's a huge difference between buying a chicken
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  Speaker 1: seal which and saving a soul. What's the death soul will? What?
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  Speaker 1: What is easier to do than O? Yeah, that's what
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  Speaker 1: they said. Yeah, I bet it is, because I'm swinging
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  Speaker 1: through the drive through it. I'm driving off. We shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have been this church for four hours, but that I
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  Speaker 1: should are rude and a granted path. That's the problem,
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  Speaker 1: and we just want them to be a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more manerable. At that time. If all the people that
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  Speaker 1: was coming to our church was the same people swinging
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  Speaker 1: through cheek from Late, we could get some nice but
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  Speaker 1: we don't our church square off dead up in the hood.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, that's it for church complaints today.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Reverend Motown and Deacon deaf Jam. Coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: it is Asked the CLO, Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: What a hero he will be. Right now, it is
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  Speaker 1: time for ask the CLO. Shamija in Newark writes, I'm
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  Speaker 1: thirty seven and my son's father is sixty years old
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  Speaker 1: and in poor health. I've asked him to set my
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  Speaker 1: son up with a policy so that if something should
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  Speaker 1: happen to him, my son can still go to college.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, his life insurance will go to a grown
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  Speaker 1: children and nothing to my son. How can I make
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  Speaker 1: him see it's a necessity. M The baby's here now,
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  Speaker 1: over the damn So let's not get into it. You know,
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  Speaker 1: questions like what the hell was you thinking? Really thought
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  Speaker 1: he was gonna make the graduation? You know stuff? So
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  Speaker 1: I don't really man, and he's in pol health. So
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  Speaker 1: if you just slept with an old sick ass maiden.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you ain't think this through it all. This ain't
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  Speaker 1: a clo question. This hell this medical questions, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: doctor questions. Position you need to see if Junior know
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  Speaker 1: somebody down there because this sounds like a crisis to me.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for carling. I can't help everybody. Next question,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I think and callum Azu says, I'm forty
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  Speaker 1: two years old and I'm getting married in November. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm marrying the wrong lady. I've been with my girl
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  Speaker 1: on the side for almost two years, and I've fallen
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  Speaker 1: in love with her. I know I'm selfish, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to be married and miserable. How can I
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  Speaker 1: cancel this wedding without everyone hating me? Deal with the hate? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: at least they don't stay there. Right, You married the
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  Speaker 1: wrong one and live in the house with somebody that
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  Speaker 1: hates you. Dog, dog, Listen to me, cancel it gone
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  Speaker 1: be hated, but you got to You should marry who
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  Speaker 1: you in love with? Dog. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's the
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  Speaker 1: wrong one. But I'm telling you, don't go through with this.
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  Speaker 1: You can't have a wedding. Ain't dropped the one on
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  Speaker 1: the side called. The one on the side is love
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  Speaker 1: the one you went that's who you love. You can't
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  Speaker 1: have a wedding just because you don't want people to
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: hate you. Yeah that makes no sense. Yeah, just hate me.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: They'll get over it, all right. Moving on clo to
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: tab and mobile tab says. My bestie's husband got drunk,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: gets drunk and flirts with me. Saturday night. We were
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: at our neighborhood pool and he walked in the bathroom
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: on me. Before I could say a word, he was
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: kissing me. Then it happened. I was pleased by his performance,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: but this won't ever happen again. Should I remove myself
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  Speaker 1: from her life. Whoa, whoa, I bet you it happened again.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: It wasn't enough we could do in that man. We
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: couldn't stop out it. Pleased by his performance. M you way,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: you get out of that little lass. Little quick change
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: room down there by the pool neid pool room. Let
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: hawks stretch out? Will you find out what hawks really do?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Fuck boy right there, get some room way and stretch
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: out a little bit and make a move or two.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Turn you because it's hard with that little lass sink
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: right there with the tord shot too much turning in
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: the hill. You get you get a room where he
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: can turn you, move around and probably quick he can
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: jump around just to change position, like let side right
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  Speaker 1: side behind. Yeah, what kind of friend are you? Tab?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Oh she's wrong for that girl? Yeah, when he started
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  Speaker 1: kissing you, you ain't. Yeah, bestie, Yeah, but you know
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  Speaker 1: she gonna why she right in her mind? Heavy guilt,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: heavy guilty. Yet she fouldn't see this dude again. Yeah. Yeah,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I'm inclined to agree with fellow. But her question is
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: should I remove myself from her life? Shut up Tommy
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: with it? Mm hmmm. She removed herself from her friend's life.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only way she could really gil free stop
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: seeing this man the morning show, sir, it was so bad?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: What just happened? Dear? Yes? Did she remove herself from
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: the question, the question? Please yourself the script after we
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: finished remove yourself? All right, listen, we're moving on to
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Donna and Nashville. Donna. This is last week. I met
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  Speaker 1: up with an old classmate to help him with his website,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: and as we went through pictures on his computer, I
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: noticed pictures of my feet from my Instagram post. He
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: had zoomed in on my feet and took screenshots. He
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: then told me that he loves my feet. Should I
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: be flattered? Or is he a pervert? Is he a perv? Yeah?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: He both? He both? Yeah, here pervert and you should
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: be flatten? Yes, a foot fetish, severe foot fetish. Yeah,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: he didn't zoomed in any yeah, and saved them to Well, well,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't pull your dress up, so I just took
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: a bitch of your foot. Hello, goodbye. We have no
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: idea what just happened there, folks are m Yeah, so
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: she shouldn't be flattered? Okay, hello, right, thank you c Hello.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: some entertainment need where you right after you're listening Stave
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, So, Steve, you know you
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: went viral from that video of an eye opening, thought
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: provoking conversation on the Earn Your Leisure podcast. You talked
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: about your journey to become a media mogul, your life lessons,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: your ups and downs. You talked family feud, you talked
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: about taking it to Africa, business in the Middle East,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: and your issues with the I R S and more.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Take a listen. My accountant died and a girl at
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: worked for him called my lawyer said we have a problem.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: She had found on the floor all my tax forms
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: for seven years, signed and with the checks staple tool.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: So I'm thinking, I'm as signed and I'm staple of checks. Well,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: they were cash the checks, keeping the money and not
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: turning into tax one. You didn't know who the check
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: was being made out to, Oh, to the government, So
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: how did they cash it? Well, they didn't cash it.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: They took the money out of the account that matched
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: the exact because I wasn't watching it six hundred thousand.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: So I'm thinking it's the check. Little did I know
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: it was Some people taking the money out for seven years,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: for seven years? How much money did that? I ended
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: up ohing twenty two millions? Oh lord two and another
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: two Hut that was back then. But that was back then.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when you didn't have it like you have
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: it now. Yeah, girl, I hear you, girl, girl. Yeah,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: that's what it really gets. It's been a couple of years.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Ould have been. Oh, I would have felt kind of
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: overjoyed to send the twenty two in for the Oh
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: look at the blessing, bless man. But that earned your
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Leisure interview that I did probably been one of the
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: most h man. I got off the plane the other day.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Young dude said, Oh man, I can't believe it's you,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: mister Harvey. I listened to your earn your Leisure video
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: three times. Man, I cried three times. You see me
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: on this jet. That what I'm doing. I'm going to
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: make my dream come true. Man, you mean a lot
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: to me, mister Harvey. Can I hug your son? Said Covid,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I do that too. I do that too. I'm with you.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, that's what's up, Steve. I'm dropping the knowledge
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: who a lot of million money? All right, So I'm
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: glad you know you're where you are now, Steve, but
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: that's part of your journey, so you know that helps someone. Sure, yeah, yep.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: So on other entertainment news, this is fun. Attention Steve
• 32:20
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• 33:23
  Speaker 1: you know what's Steve. It's funny you say that, because
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: that's what I was going to ask. You have anyone
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: in the legal community like stepped to you. You know,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: how dare you be a judge and you're you know
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: all of that. How can you call yourself a judge?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Listen to this Judge Steve Harvey. So the dude got
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• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, man, it ain't that hard. Just take
• 33:50
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• 33:57
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• 33:59
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  Speaker 1: You're talking to me about being a TV judge his
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• 34:31
  Speaker 1: there's such thing as judge of character too. All right,
• 34:35
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  Speaker 1: new episode of Judge Steve that happens tomorrow Tuesday night
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• 34:46
  Speaker 1: congratulation again, Steve. All right, so we're gonna switch gears.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Here In other trending headlines, here's a story from our
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: home station in Chicago. B one oh three millionaire and
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: mayor hopeful Willie Wilson is getting away more free gas
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: a day after creating major traffic jams. Willie Wilson, Uh hunk,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: that's yeah, hard for you, easy for me. Major traffic
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: jams and it's free gasoline giveaway. Last week, Willie Wilson,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: say it with me, Tommy. Willie Wilson is going to
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: do it again. He's giving away a million dollars. He's
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: gonna donate a million dollars. Get in line. First fifteen
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: cars get it. Yeah, that's how high gas is, right, millions?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: About fifteen cars get it? Yeah? A lot of traffic jams.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: But you know he was doing a good thing. But
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I got about a traffic light in line. You might
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: return your ass round Coming up in twenty minutes. Uh,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: We're gonna look into the mind of Jay Anthony Brown.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Come want Steve introduced them. It's your boy. I tell
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: you where he was, but I can't. I tell you
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: what happened, but I can't. But he held by the
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: grace of God, demented bit of mind. Thank you so much,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: my good friend. Good morning everybody. Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: gonna throw on some names and I want you guys
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: to tell me what's the connection with all of these names?
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Beyond Destiny's Child, Dinah Ross and the Supremes, Smokey Robinson
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: and the Miracles, Cisco, what's the group Cisco was in?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Drew Here, Stokely and Mint Condition, Fred Hammond, what's the
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: gospel group Fred Hammond was in? Um? I can't think
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: of it, but he was in the Gross Yeah, and
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: last but not least, Flash in the Five Heartbeats. What
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: is the connection of all of these people? I name
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: all groups with the lead singer's name on front out front.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: These are all light skinned lead singers who left the
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Damn Group once the group started making money. They ass
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: booked up Beyonce, Daniel Ross, Smoking Robinson, Fred Hammond, and
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: if the list goes on now. I wouldn't have brought
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: this up had not I seen history repeating itself. It's
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: in my face and I got to call attention to it.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Who are you talking about, Jake, I'm talking about Bruno
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Mars when he first did these songs right here, play
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: because I don't I don't believe it. Just watch, I
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: don't believe me. Just your yes, yeah right when he did. Listen,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: when he did these songs right here, he had fifty
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: five dark skin brothers dancing behind him. Five But all
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, here comes Anderson Pete with his light
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: skin ass and broke up the damn group. And I'm
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: sick of it. So let us be listened to you.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: If you got a group somewhere and you got a
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: light skin singer singing lead, getting rid of the ass
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: today because it's not gonna work out. They're going to
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: leave you. Okay, fire there ass today. That's all right,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: thank you, Jay coming up with thirty four minutes after
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: the hour, we're gonna check Steve's voicemail right after this.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: time now to check Steve's voicemail. All you have to
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: do is called eight seven seven twenty nine Steve. If
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: you want to leave a voicemail for Steve, all right,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: and we could be playing it on the air. Steve.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Are you ready, Yes, here's one. This one went through
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: her boyfriend's phone. Let's go Steve. We and my boyfriend
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: been together ten years and I recently went to his
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: phone and saw that he has been paying other woman.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I so funding him about it, and he asked me,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: did I think that he was dumb? So he got
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: to tell me that he knew that I was wanted
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: his phone. And then the that's that I saw on
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: his phone? Who wanted me to see it? I know, dummy,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I know that he did not know that I was
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: going through his phone? So what do you think I
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: should do? Should I leave him? Well, I don't know
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: what you should do, but I do respect and a mind.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: The answer he gave it, Yeah, boy, right there with
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: a straight faith. I wanted you to see them. You
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: think I knew you were going through. I knew you're
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: gonna go through, and that's why I put them in there,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: that this is a test and you failed. Miserable he
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: was gonna do it. I can't believe you're doing stuff
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: like that. I need to reconsider this relationship. That should
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: you leave him? Oh? Not necessarily, you know, not one
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: don't matter how many years, because you got to stop
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: looking at it like that. Because so many women get
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: stuck in relationship saying, but I hadn't been with him
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: eight years, Well so you want eight more or the
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: same with what you just had? And usually answers no. Now,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: if you've enjoyed the relationship with the man, it's something
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: to consider, find out what the real truth is behind it.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Entertaining women is sleeping with them two different things if
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to do one without the other.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: But maybe I'm looking at luck, Michael. I don't all
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: this caller left a message one hundred times. My name
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: is Michelle, and I've left this message one hundred times.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Well maybe not one hundred, but at least three. I
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: just want to say hello to Steve because he ain't
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: say hello to me. Back when we was picking up
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: our own luggage at the Philadelphia Airport flying them from Dallas,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Texas on a Sunday, it was the last straight through flight.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I was talking to Pree and he said, it goes
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. You know. I went over there and said hi.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: He didn't speak back to me, but that's when he
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: was picking up his own luggage, and maybe he was
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: preoccupied because he had to pick up his own luggage. Then,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Thank you very much, good Bye. You
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: were absolutely right about that. I was probably trying to
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: pick up my own luggage. I didn't mean it. I
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: didn't see your sweetheart. Remember you was at the airport first, Michelle, Hello,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: how are you? The last time I flew into Philly
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: was when the All Star Game was there and Magic
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Johnson had an event at the All Star Game when
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: it was in Philly. That's the last time I've been there.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I don't even know. Look when the last time the
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: All Star Game was in Philly and I that's the
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: year I was there. I ain't been there since, not
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: at not at that airport, not at that airport where
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: you go get your bag. Point is, I've been to Philly.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Watched this right here, Sirie. Where was the NBA All
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Star Game in Philadelphia? Yeah, Junior seven, guess what this
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: white woman just told me? Twenty one is Joel MB
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: number one. Not what I asked you. Oh oh oh
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: here it is, uh twenty one, twenty two. No h.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: If you want to leave Steve a voicemail, call us
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: eight seven seven. As we move on. A good weekend
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: weekend frank phone call with the nephew coming up next.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Right after you're listening to show coming up at the
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today subject He took it out
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: at the dim table. Yes, all right, we'll get into that, right,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: gone wrong with just a little bit, everything wrong with that?
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Right now? The nephew is here, gone wrong with that?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Right there? To let me show you'all something we eat
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: and then come on, the nephew is here with today's
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: frank phone call. What do you have? Neff? This right
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: here is give me my arm back, give me my
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: own man. All right, everybody that has well, here we go.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Come on, kay, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read still. Yeah,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: this is Phillip. Hey, how are you doing? Who is this?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Are you? Philip? Is that who you are? Yes? This
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: is Philip? Okay? Is there is there? Is your dud dude?
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: You know what dres Okay, calm down, yes, okay? What
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: is my son? Calm down? First of all, is your son?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Is he there in the house right now? Okay, okay,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: that's not the issue. What the issue is what do
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: you what do you need? Sir? My name is Burns, okay,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: and I live two streets over from y'all. Do your
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: son play with a boy named tim My Timmis. Yes,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: they they grew up together. They play ball together. That
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: that's where they are now. They playing ball right now?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: What they playing balling right now? Sitting up down there
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: at the park to play ball. Don't they always as
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: the park? That's what I need to know. I need
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: to know where they are. Let me tell you something.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Hold on saying, hold on, saying what you need to
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: know where they are for and what you're gonna do?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: What is the problem my dead boys? There is and
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Tim come they they was walking up my street to
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: day that came over here. I have a prosthetic arm.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: My right arm is prosthetic, and they know what hold
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: hold hold on saying, hold you say you got a
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: prosthetic arm, Yes, I do. My right arm is a
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: prosthetic arm. And the boys came over they got to
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: do with my son, Joe boy and that boy Tim
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: came over here and pull my arm off of me
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: and ran down the street with it. The hold on saying,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: hold on, taking hold I'm saying, you try to tell
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: me that that that you lost your arm to my
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: son and his friend and they ran off with your arm.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: They played basketball? Is that what you're telling me. So
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that I don't know what. I didn't
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: know nothing about no basketball. They didn't came and took
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: my prostantic arm off of me. I'm I'm saying, hold
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: on saying, we tell you something that doesn't sound like
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: what something my son would do. Okay. I know exactly
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: what they do where they're going at all times, and
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: that's not something that they would do. I'm sick a
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: player talking about what they kid will do won't do.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: You don't know what they do when they with y'all.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you told me that they at the part
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna go right over here to this farg
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: now and when I found him, I'm a woman, can't
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: get my all back. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: on saying, hold on, just hold everything, Okay, hold on
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: saying now, because you don't say that you gonna go
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: do something that I know you don't really mean. All right,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: say what I mean exactly what I'm saying. They got
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: my how you thinking feels somebody? Sir? Okay, look, let's
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  Speaker 1: try to keep disrespectful, all right. All right, you say
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  Speaker 1: they got your arm? Right? How about this? You're going
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  Speaker 1: to go get my boys. Okay. First of all, I
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: will meet you at the park. All right, I will
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  Speaker 1: meet you at the park, and we're gonna talk to
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  Speaker 1: talk about the situation like like gentlemen. Okay, they ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna need for need to go down there and start
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: metal with youngsters. Okay, all right, that's what we're gonna do.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: You don't still a good guy. They've got my third
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: With all due respect, Okay, you're talking about my son,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: and I know what he is capable of doing and
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: what he's not gonna do, and he don't disrespect the
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  Speaker 1: older people like that, especially with somebody with a with
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: an impairment of disablement or whatever you got. I'm sorry
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: about your arm. I'm married, I'm on the hill man,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I'm trying. Man. If you, of course, do you not
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: think taking somebody all is disrespectful. That's disrespectful to take
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: of all man's all and run down the street with sir, disrespectful?
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: But what it what it is? Not? What it is
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: not disrespectful. Also as you telling me you're gonna go
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: up there and what my son, and that's not gonna happen. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going that's what I'm gonna do I'm shun up
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  Speaker 1: as soon as I get over his heads off. Okay,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: all I second, sir, he's gonna do what to my sons?
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I'm a son up as soon as I get to
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: this part and the a pitman that's with it, because
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: they took my arm and they know they did it.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna okay, let let me tell you something. You
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: don't call me up, disrespecting me and threatening my son.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Do you know what you're talking to I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: what you do. Say what you comp to that part
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: and just read on my son wrong? Okay, say his
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: name wrong? Okay, say it, and then I'll tell you
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take your other arm
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna beat here. Let me tell you something.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I don't think. Don't think
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I can't who who who I on? Because I'm there,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I whoop you and your son one on. I prolish you. Okay,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Come on, family, I'm you ain't gonna know what to
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: do with your life because you can't find your arm.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: You ain't got no sense, and you over here with
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: the wrong people's family, all right, you don't know you
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: don't know what happened in my arm. You don't know
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: how I lost my arm. You don't know what happened.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: You quiet? You know you don't know what happened to
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: my arm? Why is you quiet? We asked you something,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: mister sycident. What the problem? You don't know what? You
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: don't know how I lost the arm. You don't know
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: how I lost it. I don't know how you've lost
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: your arm. I really I don't give my you just
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know who got your on my son and
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: got your arm? No, you're sorry, you don't he don't.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: He don't have my arm. Tell me tell me got
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: my arm? Who got your arm? Tell me got it?
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Tom Me, tell me got it? Tell me the one
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: got the arm? Joe? Who the Mommy man, Tommy Man,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, your
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: son Dary is fifteen year old? Got me the frank
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: phone called you? Oh yo man, yo yo. He called
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: you and told me that yo' he gonna punishment. I
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: knew he wasn't gonna do. No, you don't punishment double
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: time now A oh man, you ain't y'all something else?
• 50:48
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• 50:52
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• 50:56
  Speaker 1: show in the lands, The Steve I'll be morning so
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: you already know that crazy? Are you crying? I'm wiping
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: tis with my one arm. I thought you didn't say that.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I really don't care what you're gonna do to somebody's family.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Do you know who you're talking to? See him? Dudes?
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: That's that's the cold thing about Most black dudes had
• 51:37
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• 51:41
  Speaker 1: I'm doing right now. I got a family, but they're
• 51:45
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• 51:46
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• 51:54
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• 52:00
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• 52:08
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• 52:11
  Speaker 1: and saw your boy this past weekend. Steel trying to
• 52:13
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• 52:27
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• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Coming up next, it is a Strawberry letter.
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• 53:11
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's
• 53:17
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• 53:21
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• 53:38
  Speaker 1: All right, buckle up, hold on tight. We got it
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: for you here. It is subject he took it out
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  Speaker 1: at the dinner table. Dear Stephen Shirley, my friend hooked
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: me up with a great guy, and before I met him,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: we had great conversation and he seemed to be a
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: cool guy. He sent me a picture of himself and
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I sent him a picture too. He had a beautiful smile,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: and I commented that he had perfect teeth. He told
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: me that he had false teeth. I asked him why
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: he chose false teeth over implant, and he said that
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: implants were too expensive. It was no biggie, so we
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: continued to get to know each other. After two weeks,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: we went out on our first date to a very
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: nice restaurant for dinner. I was so glad to finally
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: meet him. We ordered our food and started eating, and
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: the conversation was so good that I didn't realize he
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: had taken his entire top row of teeth out. He
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: saw how I was looking at him, and he said, see,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: you can't even tell when I take my teeth out.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: I looked the same. Wait, there's more. I was at
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: a loss for words. His teeth were in a container
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: beside his plate, and he was just eating and talking
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: like all of this was okay. I had lost my appetite.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I know being single can be lonely, but there is
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: no way I can be seen with this bald mouth
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: man Stephen Shirley. I do not have a problem at
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: all with false teeth, but you can't just take them
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  Speaker 1: out on the first date and not let me know
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  Speaker 1: first after the date. After the date, I call the
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: friend that set us up and told her that his
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: teeth were a deal breaker, oh and his lack of
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: table manners. She said that I was being bugie and
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I have to be more open minded and willing to
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: work with some men to turn them into the ideal man.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I beg to differ, but maybe I'm being too insensitive.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm being insensitive. What do you think? Hey, listen,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: miss Bougie. I'm with you all day. Okay. Manners are important,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: hygiene is important, and taking your teeth out at the
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: dinner table it's very unhygienic. It's unacceptable, Okay. I mean
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: it's one thing to have dentures, but leave them in
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: your mouth. How about that? Take them out at home
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  Speaker 1: at night and put them in the container and then
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  Speaker 1: put that container on the nightstand like normal people do
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  Speaker 1: who have denters and false teeth. I don't agree with
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: your friend about you being bushy. It's okay to like
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  Speaker 1: what you like and not like the fact that he
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: had dentres and took him out at the dinner table
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: that's ridiculous, and sat him in a container next to
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  Speaker 1: a plate at a very nice restaurant. You're single here,
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  Speaker 1: not desperate, okay, and you don't have to settle no
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  Speaker 1: matter what your friend says. All right, Steve, that's it
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  Speaker 1: for me. Well, very good answer, Shirley. I agree with
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: everything you said, but let me go at it from
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  Speaker 1: this hill right here. Went out on a date with
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: this man. You've been talking in y'all center pitch, and
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: you told a man, boy, you got you got some
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: pretty your teeth. Look, you got a beautiful smile, and
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: you got perfect teeth. Then he right off the dribble,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: told you he had false teeth. I asked him why
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: he chose false t over implants. He said the implants
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: was too expensive. All right, let's stop this letter right here.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Let's go back over because I need some things that
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: y'all need to see what I saw. He sent you
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: a picture of himself. You said he had a beautiful smile.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: I commented that he had perfect teeth for no damn
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: reason at all. He told me he had false teeth.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: How old is this man here where he cooled with
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: this hill? Maybe you got some perfect teeth. These ain't
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: my teeth. These ain't mine. The false teeth. So already
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: know we're talking about an older couple here. This ain't
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: no too forty year olds at dinner. So I asked
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: him why he chose false teeth over implants. He said
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: the implants was too expensive. Er, we're talking about a
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: cheap ass man here. Now, there's a lot of things
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: you can save money on. Your damn teeth ain't one
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: of them. Spend some money on your damn mouth. Now,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: if you want to go to Walmart and get you
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: them tank tops where when you put it on, the
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: armhole be down to your belt, that's cool. I've often
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: wondered whetting people get them tops from them? Is Walmart
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: tank tops. So I don't care how big your ass is,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: you can put this tank top on. It's gonna thick. Yeah,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: that ain't the Nike tank top. That's the Walmart tank top.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: That armhole, I don't care how what size you are.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: This tank top fill that's where you save money at.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: You want to go to the grocery store and you
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: don't want to buy del mighty green beans. I got
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: you buy j neic green beans. They still green beans.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: The labelst white and the brightness black. All this says
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: green beans. I got that. You don't save money on
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: your damned teeth. So y'all got to know each other.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: After two weeks, you went out on the first date
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: to a nice restaurant. You finally met him, You ordered
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: your food, You start eating. The conversation was so good
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: that I didn't realize he had taken his entire top
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: royal teeth out. He saw how you was looking at him.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: He said, See, you can't even tell when I take
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: my teeth out. I look at say hold up, partner,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: hold up, let me correct your ass. So something we
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: might not have seen when you tuck him out. We
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: didn't see you take him out, but we damned show
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: sitting here looking at you, trying to fig out where
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: the hell is your whole royal teeth. You can't take
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: sixteen teeth out, and don't nobody know it. We didn't
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: see you take them out, but damn it, we looking
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: at you now and you're not hell you talk Mark.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: You can't even tell No, I didn't know. I didn't
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: see you take him out, partner, all right, hold that thought.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Steve will be back at twenty three after the hour.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Subject of today's letter. He took him out at the
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: dinner table. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve. Come on, let's recap today's
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. Subject he took him out at the dinner table.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: This man she hadn't met. They talking on the phone,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: the exchange pictures. She saw the man smile and said,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: why you got perfect teeth right out the blue? No
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: damn reasoning at all, No need to confess this, he said,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: these false teeth that nets me. No, he already old
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: because he didn't see no problem with it. And then
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: she said, well, why did you choose false teeth over implants?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: He said, because they're too expensive. Okay, he cheap, he cheap.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: If you'll cut back money on your damn teeth. M lady,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: your ass is fitting to be wearing. Your first Christmas
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: gift is gonna be one of them Walmart tank time,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I can promise you, because his ass is cheap, so
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: they finally go out to dinner after two weeks that
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: went on the first date. Nice restaurant, glad to finally
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: meet the man. You ordered your food and you start eating.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: The conversation was so good that I didn't realize he
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: had taken his entire top royal teefout. Now he saw
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: how I was looking at him, and he said, see,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: you can't even tell when I take my teeth out.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I looked at saying food. Listen to me. She didn't
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: see you take the teeth out, but you said in
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: the latter right hill, He saw how I was looking,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: cause see after you took much, she didn't see you
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: take him out. But somewhere in the conversation she was
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: just staring at your damn mout. And then you see,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: you can't even tell when I take my teeth out. No,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: we can't tell when you take them out, but we
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: can tell that they out. Right. So now she looking
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: at you and you're talking about See you can't tell
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: I took him out. Yeah, we can. Why when you talking,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: your top limp disappear? Where your lip at? And what
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: is you eating without the top roll? What? What you
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: damn plate? Help me? I don't even know what you
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: are at, partner, that you can eat without that whole
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: damn top roll. Now, what I want everybody to do is,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: at one point today take your top limp and cover
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: your front teeth with it. Now, put something up your
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: mouth and keep chewing, but keep your top limp covering
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: them teeth. Choke your ass. Today you find to be
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: swallowing food so whole. This man's digestive track is shot
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: because he ain't chewing up nothing. He's just squallowing food.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Now I take I look to say. I was at
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: a loss for words. His teeth was in a container
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: beside his plate, and he was just eating and talking
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: like everything was okay. I can't talk to you, and
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: half your damn mouth is in a glass looking at me.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out is this a magic trick?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Because h half your mouth in a glass looking at me? Goodness,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you'd never been over somebody's house
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: and they had their benches in the glass, but it
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: looked like the teeth is looking at you because they are.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Because the teeth don't want to be in the glass.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: They want to be in the mouth, because that's why
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: they be long. I know being single can be lonely.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Yes it is, baby, but there's no way I could
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: be seen with this bad mouth man, Stephen Shirley. I
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: do not have a problem at all with false teeth.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Yes you do, Yes you do. This whole damn letter
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: is about false teeth, and you got a problem with them,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: So it's okay. It's just you don't like false teeth.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: You got to write the like what you like, right.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Some men don't like women with wigs. I don't give
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: damn what you got. As long as you cute, I
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: could care less. It's men don't like fake nails. I
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: like them. It's men don't like our lashes. Please put
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: them on. I like all that extra blink blink, give
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: me all that. I do not have a problem with
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: false teeth. But you can't take them out on the
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: first day. You can't take them out with me ever,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: So damn first date. At no point is I answer
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: dinner and you reach up in your head pull a
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: whole row of damn teeth. Found they ain't got nothing
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: to do with the first date. You can't ever take
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: your damn teeth out your head. They over set them
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: down on the table. I don't give a damn. You
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: don't put him in glass. You can wrap them up
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: in your handkerchiefs and put them in your top pocket.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: I don't want to know that they're up down. Oh man,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn if you know how to
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: spend them teeth on your finger like a basketball. I
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: want to be sitting up in here and watching your
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: teeth go around in the show. But what about her friend, Steve.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: You gotta speak to her older. Wait a minute, I
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: don't give a damn. If you take your teeth off
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: and set them in the champagne bucket, well I can't
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: see it. But when the waiter come over there and
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: pour another glass. After the date, I called a friend
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: to set us up and told her his teeth was
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: a deal breaker. Oh and his lack of table man,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: She said, I was being bullshy. I ain't nobody bullsh you, right,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: This ain't bullhing shitting them. I don't give it down.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: How much money I ain't got. You can't pull your
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: damn teethout, not you. I don't can't HI find you
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: sitting over there health and you pull your teeth out
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: your mouth. I'm getting up and getting it in my car.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: He is over, damn date is yes, all right, we
• 1:06:03
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for you and sports talk. What you got
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  Speaker 1: who sure? Don't? Don't nobody interrupt you. March madness is here, man,
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  Speaker 1: in March madness, and begin with this Shaun Watson. No
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  Speaker 1: matter what you say, go ahead, okay, man, it's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of March madness going on. Time. Have you been
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: watching Mark Man, Man, I've been watching it, man. I
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  Speaker 1: watched it going quitry by him. I watched the Seawan
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  Speaker 1: Watson March's answer to Clean and y'all was mad as
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  Speaker 1: hell about it. Yeah yeah, man, Yeah, yeah, Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: knew you. That's all you want to talk. I knew it.
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  Speaker 1: I knew it. Okay, Yeah, he left he gonna, okay,
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  Speaker 1: here go where he gonna? He gone to Cleveland? The
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  Speaker 1: Cleveland Browns not the question mark though the Sean watch
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  Speaker 1: him is a Cleveland brown. Yeah yeah, yeah, wait a
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  Speaker 1: minute from the Texas. You talking about the team that
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: day in Houston. Yeah, man, that's a blockbuster deal. Yeah
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, and we still got Breaker Mayfield. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: who y'all get nobody just some picks. That's it. Can
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  Speaker 1: we talk about Marge badness? Plea, but it seemed like
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  Speaker 1: Marge madness ain't bigger than this is. Let's talk about
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's talk about Yeah Howard, Yeah, man, you wan
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  Speaker 1: runs with this Sean, We right back on mister Washington.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all just won't let it die. Go ahead and say
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  Speaker 1: something else about man Man. Okay, congratulations sir, y'all y'all
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  Speaker 1: have outstanding congratulate him well, Steve, Yeah, I'm mad too times,
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  Speaker 1: but I just can't because you know, he gonna if
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: you say something, man, he gonna bring it up like
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: you know, like um, you know, like Baylor phil uh
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  Speaker 1: to to to North Carolina. They got upset that first
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  Speaker 1: numb by just and that's the men's team. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they fail, They gonna, yeah, they gonna. Yeah, everybody in
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  Speaker 1: texts is gone wash go to cleand come on up.
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  Speaker 1: Here with all the charges and everything, we come everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody Clean got charges, everybody Cleveland got charged. The whole day.
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  Speaker 1: The Pound is comprised of people with standing warrants and charge.
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  Speaker 1: but Jay Anthony Brown, Steve take it away. This is
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: a birthday wish. Well, you gotta make no big deal
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  Speaker 1: of it because he either has so damn minio here
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  Speaker 1: at that age where the birthdays is anti chromactic. Now
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  Speaker 1: they just know it ain't made no birthday here. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: that's good here that ain't at that age now where
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: he makes a birthday, everybody goes, damn, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's nothing exciting about it. Yeah, there will be no
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  Speaker 1: celebration to be like, all right now he's still here,
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  Speaker 1: but let's help you out with things that now he's
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: had his birthday, things that it's his age, he probably
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  Speaker 1: gonna be to do no more stuff. He needs to
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: look out for Well. First we have to stay. Happy
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: birthday to chick. Well, thank you guys. Gonna be like this.
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  Speaker 1: I knew it when we started this show that this
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  Speaker 1: was coming. Go ahead, Steve, go right ahead. The thing
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do for your birthday is to really piss
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  Speaker 1: you off. Ye I'm go over your house and take
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  Speaker 1: all the arms off your chairs. Why he can't ris stalls?
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  Speaker 1: Old people can't get up without the arms. Take your
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  Speaker 1: arms off through chairs. Once he sit down here did
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  Speaker 1: pretty much gotta roll out on the floor armless chairs?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yea all that holiday to get up? Ain't no all?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: You just sit there all right? What y'all got you?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do for you, Jake.
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  Speaker 1: I love you, man your birthday, but I'm definitely coming
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: over there, taking all the shoe strings out your dress shoes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing all that you ain't had no more. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't worry about that. You ain't gonna have to worry about.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: You don't have to walk lightly because if you lift
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: your heel, you're coming out that shoe you give the
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  Speaker 1: things hurt him. We're gonna kill the man. What we
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: what you gonna do? I'm gonna give you some advice. Jay.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to this to day is your birthday.
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  Speaker 1: You should be in your birthday suit all day to
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  Speaker 1: day in your birthday. When you walk out and get
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  Speaker 1: your mail, you go out there in your birthday suit. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's how you do it today. Represent it. Can I
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: just say something about this body at this age, it
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  Speaker 1: needs a towel around it at all time. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: your birthday didn't need Once you reach this, it needs
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: to be wrapped up. Jay. I'm gonna bake your cake.
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  Speaker 1: I just saying another birthday too. I'm gonna bout you
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: years supply on viag but if that sounds kind of expensive,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: so I'm gonna to go down to the gas station
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: and get your hand full of black rhyndo for any man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: every every man station. You can get it. All that
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: stuff at the gas station is consistent. Yeah, Like you
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  Speaker 1: take one and it ain't nothing happened. Then you take
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  Speaker 1: one and you got a problem. You're done that call
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  Speaker 1: in the hospital. Thank you so much for my birthday wishes.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you birthday. We love you Jay. Happy birthday, Jay.
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  Speaker 1: And you know how you're paying money on people chat
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  Speaker 1: when they have a birthday h all year long. I'm
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: gonna give you a hundred for every day your own
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  Speaker 1: leak on yourself a little bit. We'll have more the
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  Speaker 1: the hour. Happy birthday, Jay, you're listening to the Steve
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys, you talked about this. It
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  Speaker 1: is March madness. Junior, you tried to get it in
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  Speaker 1: in your sports report. You tried. Remember Sister Jean Dolores.
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  Speaker 1: She's one hundred and two years old now, Jean Dolores Smith.
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  Speaker 1: She's a team chaplain and booster. Since loyal Is Cinderella
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  Speaker 1: run to the Final Four back in twenty eighteen, Sister
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  Speaker 1: Jean has become America's favorite none and she gets the
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  Speaker 1: celebrity treatment at games. She was in the locker room
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: for the game to lead the team prayer. But it
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: was a tough loss for Loyola Chicago, who lost to
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Ohio State. Loyals coach said, even though it was a
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: tough loss, Sister Jean will send up positive emails to
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  Speaker 1: the team and thank them for being who they are. So, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: here's a question for you. When you're one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: two years old. We know today is Jay's birthday. He's
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: not quite one hundred and two. But Steve, when you're
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: one hundred and two years old, will you be attending
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: sporting events out? I'm gonna have so much I'm gonna
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: have so much money when I'm old. I'm gonna have
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: a wall full of flash screens and I'm gonna be
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: busting bottles on sports shows on light I'm just gonna
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: bust the screen out with balls. Like if Cleveland loses,
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  Speaker 1: Cleveland Loben just blessed with That's crazy. Yeah, but you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be losing too many more games, cause we
• 1:16:05
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• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: lift for five hours? Five hours I've been on the
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  Speaker 1: do that dangling? Damn? Now? What if you're clusterphobic though? Elevator? Elevator? Am?
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  Speaker 1: I got heat in there? And you're not dangling? It's
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• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: of the day. It is Jay's birthday. Happy birthday again, Jay, Jay?
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  Speaker 1: Are you doing anything special today? Jay? Cake and ice cream?
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: And don't put a lot of candles on the cake
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: and a lot of sugar in the cake. Yeah, but
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: let me ask you a quick Yeah, so you don't
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: put a lot of candles on the cake? What what
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: age you want to go with? Like fifty? No, that's
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: even that's too many, Steve. Just put one? Yeah, you can't,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: you can't put all of them camera instard of house fire. No,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: just put one and hope he can blow that one out. Yeah,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: let me go with that one. Can you eat cake? No? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: today I will, but normally I don't. Today I will, Yeah, cream?
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  Speaker 1: Where's your paper kind of cake? Ja? Serially pound cake.
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  Speaker 1: It's the closest thing to what my mama used to
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  Speaker 1: make it. Okay, So I'll be you. Okay, that's sarily
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  Speaker 1: pretty good. And they've been around a long time. Yeah,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: seraly ain't no joke, man, And what ice cream? What
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: ice cream do you want? And what I keep saying Cosmopolitans,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: But that ain't what it's. Apolitan is a cocktail drink.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: I think Tommy called it. Yeah, Tommy called it Napoleons.
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  Speaker 1: I like that one. Okay, Jay, Well, we're glad you're
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: here on this very important birthday. Okay, glad to be here.
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