Latest / The Steve Harvey Morning Show / Have a Great Weekend Vegas Baby - 09.22.17
Transcript
- 0:02Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all
- 0:10Speaker 1: soon looking back to back down, giving them back, just
- 0:15Speaker 1: like American buck bus things and its cubs, y'all do
- 0:19Speaker 1: me true good. It be the how guy and this
- 0:24Speaker 1: one to move to each other for stout? Honey, Why
- 0:38Speaker 1: don't you joy yeah? Yeah, by joining me? Honey. Say
- 0:58Speaker 1: you got to use that turn Yeah you go. You
- 1:24Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn out turns to love. You got
- 1:43Speaker 1: to turn out to turn water. Wan ya, comey, come
- 1:58Speaker 1: on your things? Got it? Uh huh? I shall will
- 2:03Speaker 1: a good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, come
- 2:07Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey got
- 2:10Speaker 1: a radio show. I need everybody today, everybody that's listening.
- 2:18Speaker 1: I need you to catch fire today. I want you
- 2:22Speaker 1: to catch fire today. You want to phrase it another way,
- 2:26Speaker 1: I want you to catch on fire today. But I
- 2:30Speaker 1: need you to catch fire today. I need today to
- 2:33Speaker 1: be today that you stop complaining and you do something.
- 2:38Speaker 1: Do you know why a lot of people can't move
- 2:40Speaker 1: forward in their life because they're complaining about their past?
- 2:44Speaker 1: They always complaining, man about something? Is that explains the
- 2:48Speaker 1: reason why they are? Let me help you with this
- 2:51Speaker 1: right here. If you are study complaining about the reason
- 2:55Speaker 1: you are, you know, if I hadn't have met this man,
- 2:58Speaker 1: if I hadn't been involved with the woman, if I
- 3:00Speaker 1: hadn't had this baby, if I had to never went
- 3:03Speaker 1: down there, if I hadn't got arrested, if I hadn't
- 3:06Speaker 1: it is, if I hadn't a if I had to
- 3:08Speaker 1: just finished school, if I hadn't he hey, hey, hey,
- 3:12Speaker 1: stop stop all that stuff that you're complaining about, everything
- 3:18Speaker 1: that you keep allowing to resonate with you as a
- 3:21Speaker 1: reason to justify and explain you're not being successful. Can
- 3:26Speaker 1: I share something with you about all of that? Guess
- 3:29Speaker 1: what it is. You didn't got past all of it.
- 3:33Speaker 1: You didn't have the baby, you got arrested, they didn't
- 3:36Speaker 1: kill you, you didn't finish school, But you're still standing.
- 3:40Speaker 1: You met that man, he gone, He involved with two
- 3:43Speaker 1: other women. Right now, I got three other kids. Guess what.
- 3:46Speaker 1: You still here and the baby's here. You got over
- 3:50Speaker 1: all the injustices that were done to you. You got
- 3:53Speaker 1: something happened to you when you was a kid. You're
- 3:55Speaker 1: an adult now. Somebody did something to you when you
- 3:58Speaker 1: was a little boy. Guess what you're man, Now, some
- 4:01Speaker 1: thing's happened to you that you haven't found closure on.
- 4:06Speaker 1: The person that you're looking for closure from has moved on.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Can I tell you that everything that has happened to you,
- 4:13Speaker 1: do you know you've gotten past it? So why are
- 4:17Speaker 1: you steady complaining about what has happened to you that
- 4:21Speaker 1: has caused you to be in this position? But do
- 4:24Speaker 1: you understand that it's prohibiting you from moving forward? Stop
- 4:27Speaker 1: complaining today, catch fire, Let your pass be your past.
- 4:31Speaker 1: I've told us to you a hundred times on this radio,
- 4:34Speaker 1: but I'm gonna say it again. Bishop Jake's told me something,
- 4:37Speaker 1: man that helped me so greatly. You can't drive your
- 4:42Speaker 1: car if you're gonna keep looking in the rear view mirror.
- 4:46Speaker 1: That's why the windshield is huge. The windshield is huge.
- 4:51Speaker 1: The rear view mirror is this tiny thing that sits
- 4:55Speaker 1: up there. Now, all is far. It's so you can
- 4:58Speaker 1: see stuff that's coming up on you. All the review
- 5:02Speaker 1: mirror for is so you can assure yourself or listen
- 5:05Speaker 1: to this. The review mirror is impt there to assure
- 5:09Speaker 1: you that you've cleared something. See. That's what the review
- 5:13Speaker 1: mirrors for. So when you pass it on you want
- 5:15Speaker 1: to switch lanes, you can glance up there and it says, okay,
- 5:19Speaker 1: you're clear. Now you passed it. You can switch lanes.
- 5:22Speaker 1: That's all the review mirrors for. It ain't for you
- 5:25Speaker 1: to stare at and dictate your life with what you're
- 5:28Speaker 1: tripping for. Man, catch fire today today, man quick complaining
- 5:34Speaker 1: about everything that did happened to you? Life is ten
- 5:37Speaker 1: percent what happens to you is what you do about
- 5:40Speaker 1: what happens to you? What are you going to do
- 5:43Speaker 1: about it? So what I got all this? Look, man,
- 5:47Speaker 1: your story ain't no deeper than nobody else's. I can
- 5:50Speaker 1: tell you. I was homeless for three years. It's people
- 5:52Speaker 1: been homeless for thirty years. How long I'm gonna ride
- 5:57Speaker 1: that out? Man? You know I can't could do nothing
- 6:00Speaker 1: right now. I fell on hard times and I lost
- 6:03Speaker 1: my place to stay. Why are you staying now? See
- 6:08Speaker 1: the majority of people are staying somewhere right now. I
- 6:12Speaker 1: was out there. I didn't have nowhere to go. I'm
- 6:14Speaker 1: in a shelter now. You was under the bridge a
- 6:16Speaker 1: week ago. You're in the shelter now. Why are you
- 6:20Speaker 1: still crying about the bridge? You're in the shelter. Now, man, people, man,
- 6:26Speaker 1: we trip ourselves out by complaining. I'm asking everybody today
- 6:31Speaker 1: to catch fire today. Stop complaining, do something today. Get excited. Now,
- 6:37Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something that I'm going to have to explain.
- 6:41Speaker 1: Get excited about your life. You know, the best way
- 6:43Speaker 1: to get excited about your life is to find your
- 6:46Speaker 1: purpose in your life. Oh, ste you gotta explain that one,
- 6:49Speaker 1: don't you. Yep? I knew. I knew it before I
- 6:50Speaker 1: said it. As soon as I said it, I said
- 6:52Speaker 1: them to explain this right here, because people always be
- 6:55Speaker 1: telling about you say something you don't mean. See what
- 6:57Speaker 1: I do is when I say something, I give you
- 6:59Speaker 1: the explanation for so you can stop all that. I
- 7:02Speaker 1: ain't no, I ain't no. Listen to me. You got
- 7:05Speaker 1: to get excited about your life. And the best way
- 7:07Speaker 1: to get excited about your life is to find your purpose. Now, okay, Steve,
- 7:11Speaker 1: That's what I've been struggling with. I can't find my purpose.
- 7:14Speaker 1: Yes you can, Yes you can. You know how you
- 7:18Speaker 1: find your purpose You get in touch with who created you,
- 7:24Speaker 1: because when God made you, he had a purpose in mind.
- 7:28Speaker 1: Now we've ignored it and we haven't tapped into it.
- 7:32Speaker 1: But we all had a purpose. You don't, and it's
- 7:34Speaker 1: sometimes it take people longer to discover the purpose. Colonel
- 7:38Speaker 1: Sanders was frying chicken with a recipe that he was
- 7:42Speaker 1: telling people was the best chicken in the world. Ain't
- 7:45Speaker 1: nobody believe him until he turned seventy. Why you think
- 7:50Speaker 1: the dude that's on the Kentucky Fried Chicken signs is old.
- 7:55Speaker 1: That dude ain't twined up there he oh he oh,
- 8:00Speaker 1: But you know what, he had been frying that chicken
- 8:04Speaker 1: for forty some years. They just found out about it
- 8:08Speaker 1: when he was seventy. But he didn't give up his
- 8:12Speaker 1: purpose in life. Just dude was just frying chicken. See,
- 8:16Speaker 1: people keep looking for their gifts in all kinds of
- 8:18Speaker 1: places when it's right there in you. You ain't gotta
- 8:21Speaker 1: go to school to find your gift. You're born with
- 8:24Speaker 1: the gift to God, God for you. You'll go to
- 8:26Speaker 1: school to tack it on to something else, But your
- 8:30Speaker 1: gift was already given to you. You were born with that.
- 8:32Speaker 1: You don't have to go to college to know your guilt.
- 8:35Speaker 1: Your college allows you to enhance it and to find
- 8:37Speaker 1: something to attach it to, and hopefully you get a
- 8:40Speaker 1: degree that attaches your gift to to a vehicle where
- 8:44Speaker 1: it can work. The problem with college is we go
- 8:47Speaker 1: to college and we attached it to what we like
- 8:49Speaker 1: or what we might be passionate about, and we ignore
- 8:52Speaker 1: the gift we have. You know how many people and
- 8:53Speaker 1: graduating from college ain't doing nothing they went to college for.
- 8:57Speaker 1: Come on, man, you know why, because you're discovering life guilt.
- 9:00Speaker 1: You discover what you was born to do. I wasn't born,
- 9:04Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You know what my major
- 9:05Speaker 1: was in college? It was advertising. I can't be in
- 9:09Speaker 1: no death, drawing, no picture for nobody. But now guess
- 9:12Speaker 1: what I can wake up every day and guess what
- 9:14Speaker 1: I can tell you. I advertised. I've been advertising my career.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Come see me live. Come see me live at Madison Square, God,
- 9:22Speaker 1: Come see me live at Phillips Arena. Come see me
- 9:24Speaker 1: live at Joker's Comedy Club. Come see me live at Percy's.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Come see me live at Ellis's Tavern. Come see me live. Come.
- 9:32Speaker 1: I've been advertising the whole time. But I had a
- 9:36Speaker 1: different purpose in mine because I went and I talked
- 9:39Speaker 1: to God. And this is how you do it. You
- 9:41Speaker 1: go talk to God and say, hey God, look, okay,
- 9:44Speaker 1: this is the deal. I've been struggling here. I'm over forty.
- 9:48Speaker 1: I still haven't found my purpose in life. Okay, but
- 9:51Speaker 1: so I can quit wasting any more time. Would you
- 9:54Speaker 1: help direct me and guide me to my purpose? I
- 9:57Speaker 1: know you created me to do something. I just haven't
- 10:00Speaker 1: found what it is. And the reason I haven't found
- 10:03Speaker 1: what it is because I've been doing things my way.
- 10:05Speaker 1: I ain't been checking with you, confirmed with you on anything.
- 10:08Speaker 1: I ain't locked in and tried to settle it up
- 10:11Speaker 1: with you. I've been just doing my thing. Well, my
- 10:13Speaker 1: thing has gotten me as far as it can get me.
- 10:16Speaker 1: How about you take over and do your thing now?
- 10:19Speaker 1: Can you direct me in my path? I'm an open book.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Treat me like a piece of clay. I'm telling you, man,
- 10:26Speaker 1: if you go to God, he'll give it to you.
- 10:28Speaker 1: But see you have not because you asked not. How
- 10:33Speaker 1: many times have you asked God for it? This? This
- 10:37Speaker 1: ain't no magic trick, y'all? This is the deal. You
- 10:40Speaker 1: got to catch fire today. Catch fire today, I am.
- 10:44Speaker 1: I'm excited about today. I've got a lot to do.
- 10:48Speaker 1: I got to go out here and see what God
- 10:49Speaker 1: God for me today. I'm shaking the bushes. Man. If
- 10:52Speaker 1: God passing out blessings, I'm in line. I am in line.
- 10:57Speaker 1: You're listening, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people from
- 11:03Speaker 1: all around the world. You don't listen to the baddest
- 11:07Speaker 1: morning show in the land. Baby. This is a Steve
- 11:11Speaker 1: Harvey morning show where our main objective is to start
- 11:15Speaker 1: your day off holland you know, look, it's might, might
- 11:22Speaker 1: have to do some other things. Sometimes I got that
- 11:25Speaker 1: we may have tom but when we get through with that,
- 11:30Speaker 1: right back to Holly. Because what you need in your
- 11:35Speaker 1: life is a good hollow. This show is dedicated Yesterday's
- 11:40Speaker 1: show with people who smile. Today's show is dedicated to
- 11:46Speaker 1: people that don't smile. We're dedicating this whole show to
- 11:51Speaker 1: you now sitting here on this show and try not to.
- 11:55Speaker 1: This is a down, a threat, a promise, whatever you
- 11:59Speaker 1: want to call it, but we dare you to sit
- 12:01Speaker 1: here the whole show and don't crack a smile. This
- 12:05Speaker 1: show is dedicated to those of you who wear scowls
- 12:07Speaker 1: on your face because you evil funking with it. This
- 12:13Speaker 1: stay ain't happy less. Somebody in misery, Come on, This
- 12:19Speaker 1: show is for you. Good morning sugar. Good morning, Steve calling,
- 12:26Speaker 1: how you doing? Hey, good morning Steve, what's up? Happy Friday?
- 12:29Speaker 1: Crewe Jordian morning up? Yeah, food number one big down,
- 12:35Speaker 1: got top of the morning or the diabetic ain't here,
- 12:38Speaker 1: so something has happened. We call it right. Check you
- 12:43Speaker 1: make sure he ain't in nowhere curled up looking for
- 12:50Speaker 1: wars you. Yeah, if you think, what are you gonna do?
- 12:54Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do a damn because I told you
- 12:56Speaker 1: had I know, yeah, off the top. I should have
- 13:00Speaker 1: known when he's making all that diabetic hots so yeah, right,
- 13:10Speaker 1: it's a diabetic. I just called it that hotter than
- 13:13Speaker 1: the mo fu. Well, there's other flavors to he that's
- 13:17Speaker 1: the one. Hotter than the moful is too much for me.
- 13:19Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a lot. I don't know. I don't know.
- 13:23Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll be here, Okay, Oh good, Well, it's cool.
- 13:29Speaker 1: How's it going? Everybody? What y'all into any questions y'all
- 13:31Speaker 1: want to ask me? Y'all want to ask the questions
- 13:34Speaker 1: that you want to ask me? Just to ask Steve
- 13:37Speaker 1: questions today? You know anything? Man? I feel good that
- 13:40Speaker 1: what you got, Junior. It's Tony coming back. They were
- 13:45Speaker 1: tweeting about you yesterday the show. All the guys, Well,
- 13:53Speaker 1: we're gonna do her coming up, Junior. Did you see her?
- 13:57Speaker 1: Everybody likes her back bad big Mo. Look for you
- 14:00Speaker 1: for what she touched you, Junior touched Junior, Junior, damn
- 14:06Speaker 1: it jumped out here skiing and she is gorgeous. Man.
- 14:10Speaker 1: She's beautiful and she can sing and she funny. Yeah,
- 14:16Speaker 1: everybody say okay, because she's saying nothing funny yesterday, but
- 14:19Speaker 1: I think she moves. You heard girl to you funny?
- 14:29Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. Uh. Steve is up next
- 14:36Speaker 1: with for the CEO. We have some questions for you, sir. Yeah,
- 14:41Speaker 1: come back, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 14:45Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Time for something funny with you, Steve,
- 14:48Speaker 1: and this is a segment we call for the CEO
- 14:51Speaker 1: and we're gonna get to ask you questions as well.
- 14:53Speaker 1: You say, yeah, you want to see you. You know,
- 15:03Speaker 1: I care, but you know in a different way. You know,
- 15:06Speaker 1: the word less usually follows that. You know, I love that, right,
- 15:11Speaker 1: get your check? That's how you care? Right? Yeah? All right,
- 15:15Speaker 1: So did you have anything you want to kick it off? Well,
- 15:18Speaker 1: you know, I just wanted to open this meeting by saying,
- 15:20Speaker 1: you know, there should be a level of appreciation from
- 15:25Speaker 1: the upper management for the job you all have done.
- 15:30Speaker 1: But I'm looking around the ruin and I don't really
- 15:32Speaker 1: see nothing that special going on. One person, I don't
- 15:35Speaker 1: really see nothing special going on. So you know, I
- 15:38Speaker 1: mean you're in here cause there's a check. The moment
- 15:41Speaker 1: I cut these checks, I would expect none of you
- 15:43Speaker 1: to come back the next day. I would come for
- 15:45Speaker 1: free love all those a lot. So now now that
- 15:51Speaker 1: we've got that out the way, I have come to
- 15:54Speaker 1: the conclusion that your loyalty is attached to a check
- 16:00Speaker 1: air for my desires for perfection from you should be
- 16:04Speaker 1: reflective of that check. So now as you all ask
- 16:10Speaker 1: your questions today, I will also give you not only
- 16:13Speaker 1: the answer, but the rebuttal to that. So y'all can
- 16:16Speaker 1: begin anytime you like. The CEO meeting is open and
- 16:21Speaker 1: a journey. All right, I have a question, Mr CEO, Yes,
- 16:24Speaker 1: lady with the big I just want to start it
- 16:27Speaker 1: up this way because we we need clarity on this issue.
- 16:30Speaker 1: What is the sexual harassment policy here? Once again? Why
- 16:36Speaker 1: are we discussing sexual harassment in a sexual harassment free
- 16:42Speaker 1: zone as long as you are on this radio station.
- 16:46Speaker 1: Let's be clear, this is what's called a free zone.
- 16:54Speaker 1: Let me well, let me give you an example. You
- 16:57Speaker 1: have encroached an infringe on the sexual harassment policy many
- 17:02Speaker 1: times yourself. Yes, you have came over here unbuttoned in
- 17:08Speaker 1: the button on my shirt, talk about it looked better
- 17:10Speaker 1: unbuttoned that right, There was a violation of sexual harassment
- 17:16Speaker 1: on your part. That was a fashion judgment, a judgment.
- 17:21Speaker 1: But you touched me, and once you put your hands
- 17:24Speaker 1: on me, I consider that a violation of harassment policy.
- 17:29Speaker 1: I did not want you to choke with your collar
- 17:31Speaker 1: all buttoned up, already had to unbuttoned. You said the
- 17:35Speaker 1: third one would look better, because that's how Nesta where
- 17:39Speaker 1: he shares. Now I got to get compared to your hug,
- 17:47Speaker 1: and I don't want to have to live up to
- 17:48Speaker 1: your husband. That for I put the no free I
- 17:52Speaker 1: put the free zone in policy to protect your job.
- 17:55Speaker 1: Next question, so we can unbutton hood button if you cannot,
- 18:02Speaker 1: stupid ass bar boy, I have a serious questions. Since
- 18:11Speaker 1: we get here, we get here and we do the show,
- 18:15Speaker 1: there's no time that we have a lunch break. What
- 18:19Speaker 1: I would like to know when it is lunch. When
- 18:23Speaker 1: you're not talking, you can eat your nunch right let
- 18:29Speaker 1: you quit talking. You could be Betty, I have to
- 18:34Speaker 1: have a lunch break. We have covered that. And your
- 18:38Speaker 1: orange juice is that we keep in the office. We
- 18:42Speaker 1: have it right here. And we are also a new policy.
- 18:46Speaker 1: We are deducting all this tropic can okay? Cool? Cool?
- 19:00Speaker 1: The question to yes calling okay? Mr CEO, I'm kind
- 19:04Speaker 1: of piggybacking on what Jay said. What about snacks? We
- 19:07Speaker 1: don't have you. We don't have any snacks. We don't
- 19:12Speaker 1: have any supplies where the paper for the printer, the printing.
- 19:16Speaker 1: Our job is to talk. You can't talk with a
- 19:20Speaker 1: snack in your mouth. And what is your writing for.
- 19:24Speaker 1: I don't pay you to write on this show. I
- 19:26Speaker 1: pay you to talk. Ain't nap person. Send me an
- 19:29Speaker 1: email saying I ain't never heard y'all write nothing on
- 19:32Speaker 1: y'all show. So why are we in here talking about
- 19:36Speaker 1: a snack when clearly you are paid to talk. You
- 19:40Speaker 1: get your check for talking. You don't get your check
- 19:43Speaker 1: for each Now, if you want to get paid to you,
- 19:45Speaker 1: you need to get out of there and get a job.
- 19:47Speaker 1: Somewhere where they paid people, or you need to taste test.
- 19:50Speaker 1: We don't do taste test. You need to be somewhere
- 19:54Speaker 1: else involving no money in your check. Next question, yes,
- 19:59Speaker 1: see you. I just want to ask you something. We've
- 20:04Speaker 1: been working here. We have not seen a cost of
- 20:07Speaker 1: living raising even ain't go see a living rage. Have
- 20:17Speaker 1: you seen the raid? No, sir, I have not. What
- 20:20Speaker 1: have you seen in your cost of living that makes
- 20:23Speaker 1: you think it's changed? Nothing, sir. Well, then if you've seen,
- 20:27Speaker 1: why are you expecting something? I can't. I can't move
- 20:30Speaker 1: up if I don't get a call. You can't move
- 20:32Speaker 1: up because you ain't moving up? Man, you want to
- 20:37Speaker 1: cost of living? Do you want another job? Can I
- 20:43Speaker 1: ask a question? Yeah, yeah, you can't. All right? I
- 20:46Speaker 1: alright celebrate Hanaker and Chris So Honaker stars December twelve.
- 20:54Speaker 1: I kind of want to be off all the way
- 20:56Speaker 1: through because I want to do Haneker and Christmas at
- 21:01Speaker 1: the same time. I don't have a problem with that.
- 21:03Speaker 1: We're paying for Christmas. We're paying for Christmas. You want
- 21:09Speaker 1: to do Honaker, you more him And it's a beautiful
- 21:13Speaker 1: holiday and I've recommended in full support of it. But
- 21:17Speaker 1: me I'm paying for Christmas. Well, you can do, Hank,
- 21:21Speaker 1: you can start, you can start, Honaker, whatever day you start,
- 21:26Speaker 1: but you and your Baptists getting paid for christ I
- 21:31Speaker 1: was going to ask that. I don't think we have
- 21:33Speaker 1: time now, but I did want to know the vacation
- 21:35Speaker 1: schedule since holiday is always be. It's just what it's
- 21:41Speaker 1: always And what is that, sir, It's what it was
- 21:44Speaker 1: last year. You don't do is try to jump face
- 21:48Speaker 1: on me and get paid. Forward to coming up next,
- 21:51Speaker 1: it's the Nephews. Run that prank back, and we'll be
- 21:54Speaker 1: back right after this. We think you're listening Steve Harvey
- 22:00Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, this is unbelievable, I mean absolutely unbelievable.
- 22:06Speaker 1: Hurricane Maria has destroyed Puerto Rico's infrastructure and the entire
- 22:11Speaker 1: island is without power. Uh. This is really really sad,
- 22:16Speaker 1: these hurricanes this year unbelievable. Uh. Miss and will be
- 22:19Speaker 1: here at the top of the hour with more of
- 22:20Speaker 1: today's headlines. But right now, it's the nephew and run
- 22:24Speaker 1: that prank back. Triosity, Yeah, Triosity, run it. Hello. Hello,
- 22:35Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Marvin police Y, Marvin High. I'm
- 22:40Speaker 1: calling you from DR's office. I'm actually the lab technician.
- 22:44Speaker 1: Um and you you came in and got it physical.
- 22:46Speaker 1: I guess about a couple of weeks ago. Okay, And
- 22:49Speaker 1: my understanding this is for your for your occupation. Correct. Okay,
- 22:53Speaker 1: you're what do you do for a living when you're
- 22:55Speaker 1: a m Okay? Now I was giving you a call
- 23:00Speaker 1: about I'm here looking at your records and all the
- 23:02Speaker 1: testings that you actually went through. Um wow, let's see
- 23:06Speaker 1: have you had any Have you had any activity or
- 23:08Speaker 1: any problems around your naval area? Noine, Okay, right, yeah,
- 23:16Speaker 1: everything's fine. But I mean if you haven't had any
- 23:19Speaker 1: any type of nothing, no breakout or anything around your
- 23:22Speaker 1: navel or whatsoever about my navel. Now everything's going straight, man, Okay,
- 23:30Speaker 1: see what's going on? Man? Okay? Actually you've been diagnosed
- 23:34Speaker 1: with um oak triositis and oatriosy. Oatriosity is actually a
- 23:39Speaker 1: fungus that comes out of South America. And you have
- 23:43Speaker 1: no activity whatsoever around your navel. It's otriositis, sir. And
- 23:51Speaker 1: what what that is is actually you're if you haven't
- 23:55Speaker 1: had it yet, you said you haven't had any activity.
- 23:58Speaker 1: There's gonna be like a small little tree that's gonna
- 24:01Speaker 1: be growing from your navel and it gets about six
- 24:04Speaker 1: inches long and it probably bears probably about thirty leaves
- 24:08Speaker 1: on it, but it's very small. Who you see a
- 24:11Speaker 1: tree gonna be growing out my name? It's gonna be
- 24:14Speaker 1: a small tree. And uh, what's gonna happen is I'm
- 24:17Speaker 1: gonna have to get you to come back in, probably
- 24:19Speaker 1: in the next month. We're gonna need you to come
- 24:21Speaker 1: in so we can check it out. But it's got
- 24:22Speaker 1: to grow its fullest potential before we can actually do
- 24:25Speaker 1: anything to it. No, I can't come in and on money.
- 24:28Speaker 1: I got to come in today. Man. Somebody got so
- 24:31Speaker 1: we we we we can just trying to resolve. Man,
- 24:34Speaker 1: I'm gonna get married. Man, Well, we can't. It has
- 24:36Speaker 1: to grow its fullest potential, sir. And uh, the full
- 24:39Speaker 1: term is actually like about four weeks before we can act.
- 24:42Speaker 1: And I'm not waiting for no four weeks. Man, somebody
- 24:44Speaker 1: got to come to me something, right, No, man, I
- 24:47Speaker 1: ain't gonna go married. Man. Have to fly to time,
- 24:49Speaker 1: man and have something growing out my neighbor. Man, y'all
- 24:52Speaker 1: going crazy, man, Sir o Triosa, this is something that's
- 24:55Speaker 1: very rare. We're actually getting this assignment from overseas in
- 24:58Speaker 1: South America on how to treat this, and I don't
- 25:00Speaker 1: give it down. Where is it? Man, somebody's gonna have
- 25:03Speaker 1: to come give me some some help right now. Man,
- 25:05Speaker 1: I'm gonna get ready to get married. Man. I'm not
- 25:07Speaker 1: gonna be putting up with it. Man, somebody in this
- 25:09Speaker 1: office main't got to come down and then do something
- 25:11Speaker 1: for me. Man. And what you say if you said
- 25:14Speaker 1: I can cut it out myself, So the best I
- 25:16Speaker 1: can do is probably trim it a bit, you know,
- 25:18Speaker 1: and maybe knock a few leaves off, But I cannot
- 25:20Speaker 1: touch the full stock at all. Man. You can cut
- 25:23Speaker 1: this do something If you cut it right now, you cannot, sir.
- 25:29Speaker 1: If you cut it, there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and
- 25:31Speaker 1: you're gonna really create a bigger problem than what you
- 25:34Speaker 1: have already. Man, I'm trying to get this dot. Man.
- 25:38Speaker 1: You didn't tell me can't nobody then I've dried on
- 25:41Speaker 1: there and get this. Man, I'm gonna get married in
- 25:44Speaker 1: two weeks. Man, We're gonna fly to Jamaican. It can't now.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Somebody can do this for me. So you cannot pull
- 25:53Speaker 1: it out. You're gonna create good man, you're gonna create
- 25:56Speaker 1: a bigger problem if you try to pull it out. Sorry,
- 25:59Speaker 1: problem is all rid of up. I'm trying to get
- 26:02Speaker 1: this man hospital now me you want to do? It's
- 26:09Speaker 1: not something you can do, man, sir, ou triosity is
- 26:15Speaker 1: is not something that we treat all the time. Like
- 26:17Speaker 1: I said, it hails from South America, so we got
- 26:19Speaker 1: I don't give Great Britain somebody for me to come
- 26:25Speaker 1: down and help me pull man, Sir. I understand what
- 26:28Speaker 1: you're going through, but we have to let it grow.
- 26:31Speaker 1: It's full term, which is four weeks, sir, the full
- 26:34Speaker 1: root of it and to grow, man ro man right now, Man,
- 26:39Speaker 1: y'all gonna have to do something. Man, sure, there's nothing
- 26:42Speaker 1: we can do. We can probably trim it a little bit,
- 26:44Speaker 1: the trim play man do something, sir. There's nothing we
- 26:50Speaker 1: can do at this point but sit back and wait
- 26:52Speaker 1: and let it grow. It's full term. Okay, Can we
- 26:54Speaker 1: get you do the waiting? Man? Somebody help me right? No, man, sir,
- 26:58Speaker 1: can we get an appointment for you in the next
- 27:00Speaker 1: four or five weeks. And when we do that, you
- 27:02Speaker 1: got to get a poem for me to day. I'm
- 27:04Speaker 1: going to give matter man, I'm gonna fly to Jamaican. Now.
- 27:07Speaker 1: I can't have them checking out of me. I can't
- 27:09Speaker 1: see a port. Man, you're going embarrassing me like that
- 27:13Speaker 1: man checking out my neighbor. Sir, I understand it, and
- 27:17Speaker 1: like I said, Oa, triositis is very rare, and it's
- 27:20Speaker 1: it's something that we haven't treated that many times here
- 27:22Speaker 1: in the States, but overseas of the message that we're
- 27:25Speaker 1: getting is that we need to let it grow its
- 27:26Speaker 1: full term. Me. Ain't nobody in the miricood got man,
- 27:33Speaker 1: it's a triositis, Sir, I get it. Then nobody else
- 27:37Speaker 1: in it, Sir, I could not believe that you were
- 27:41Speaker 1: coming up with atriositis here in the States. It's it's
- 27:44Speaker 1: something very rarely seen here. There's been two people in
- 27:46Speaker 1: the past has been diagnosed with this and they actually
- 27:49Speaker 1: passed away. So now you tell them dive and you're
- 27:53Speaker 1: gonna chick me three weeks man, I'm coming down that
- 27:56Speaker 1: a day. Man, somebody's going to do something me. That's
- 27:59Speaker 1: nothing that we can do today until four or five
- 28:01Speaker 1: weeks ago. I gotta go get married. I'm flying to Jamaica. Man, Man,
- 28:08Speaker 1: I'm hearing what you're saying. But I can't do anything
- 28:11Speaker 1: if you don't see the tree already coming out of
- 28:14Speaker 1: the navel yet. Somebody got to do something now, Damn
- 28:19Speaker 1: what you want me to do? Man? I don't know
- 28:20Speaker 1: what I want you to do, sir, But I have
- 28:23Speaker 1: one more thing I can tell you. What? Man, are
- 28:26Speaker 1: you listening listening to you? Man? This is nephew Tommy
- 28:29Speaker 1: from the Steve Hobpin Morning Show. You just got pranked
- 28:32Speaker 1: by your boy, earl. Man. You gotta be out my
- 28:43Speaker 1: wig toming man. Man, he'll be going crazy here. Man,
- 28:52Speaker 1: I'm looking at all of my damn neighbor thinking the truth. Man.
- 28:56Speaker 1: I'm on man, No, you right now, man already, Hey man,
- 29:06Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, Marvin Man,
- 29:09Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
- 29:12Speaker 1: show in the landing If you're listening, Yeah, that is Trios.
- 29:30Speaker 1: Let me say this here, uh tonight tomorrow night, Sunday night.
- 29:34Speaker 1: I am in Baltimore, Maryland. Hey, let's tell y'all Mama's
- 29:38Speaker 1: boys doing the dog on thing. Y'all got to come
- 29:40Speaker 1: see you born to play Steve Shirley Junior. I'm serious
- 29:44Speaker 1: call it. Y'all gotta come see and put it Down't
- 29:46Speaker 1: gonna call me Steve, No, damn all right. I've been
- 29:50Speaker 1: trying to be be man, make ground Sley. This ain't
- 29:56Speaker 1: your business. We got rules, and you know what they is.
- 30:00Speaker 1: I called Uncle Donald Uncle Donald to this day when
- 30:02Speaker 1: they tell you called him Donald buds man, that wasn't
- 30:05Speaker 1: a good day for me. That was, you know, twenty
- 30:10Speaker 1: some years old. I thought would be. I say, so, hey, Donald,
- 30:12Speaker 1: let me and so he said, who the hell are
- 30:13Speaker 1: you talking to? Just right back at Yeah, I'm talking
- 30:18Speaker 1: to you, he said. He said, what you called me?
- 30:20Speaker 1: I said, Donald? He said, winning hell, I started being
- 30:24Speaker 1: Donald to you? Yeah, I said, okay, right, yeah, so hard.
- 30:31Speaker 1: Then he punched me in the back of the head.
- 30:33Speaker 1: That's the part I didn't appreciate who I used to
- 30:35Speaker 1: love to see you get hit. Big fun for you
- 30:38Speaker 1: as open seas big fun any family never could be
- 30:41Speaker 1: the child back then any Nabor. Yeah, you're listening to show.
- 30:51Speaker 1: Hupac is alive. Did you hear what I said? Hupac
- 30:56Speaker 1: is alive? This is at least according to Sugar, should
- 31:01Speaker 1: talk to Sola Dadde O'Brien and he talked to Iced
- 31:04Speaker 1: Tea over the phone from prison Steve as part of
- 31:07Speaker 1: Fox's upcoming documentary Who Killed Biggie and Tupac and Should
- 31:12Speaker 1: Drop the Bomb? Take a listen here it is you
- 31:18Speaker 1: really need if he really died? What do you mean
- 31:23Speaker 1: by that? I mean when I left that hospital, me
- 31:25Speaker 1: Apoka was lapping and choking. So I don't see how
- 31:29Speaker 1: somebody can turn from doing well doing bad. So you
- 31:34Speaker 1: seriously think that he might still be alive? You never
- 31:40Speaker 1: there you go? What what I agree with you? Steve?
- 31:49Speaker 1: I'm Santa claus Is starn and rap group with the Reindeers.
- 31:52Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, he ain't thinking, He said, I I
- 32:00Speaker 1: don't see how you can go from doing well you're doing?
- 32:04Speaker 1: You did why? I don't know how? What in Union State?
- 32:13Speaker 1: You just I don't see how you can go from
- 32:17Speaker 1: doing good to doing thing being setting in prison on
- 32:22Speaker 1: the phone. We need to hear that again. Wait, we do,
- 32:31Speaker 1: and you really need if he really died? What do
- 32:36Speaker 1: you mean by that? I mean when I left that hospital,
- 32:39Speaker 1: me app happening and choking. So I don't see how
- 32:42Speaker 1: somebody can turn from doing well doing that. So you
- 32:47Speaker 1: seriously think that he might still be alive? You never
- 32:53Speaker 1: there you go? When that book. You go somebody in
- 33:05Speaker 1: the background, phone check, get out of the phone. Wait,
- 33:11Speaker 1: trying to call my billy, Get out? Damn if you
- 33:14Speaker 1: really died? Was was ice T? They were and were
- 33:23Speaker 1: sitting together. They were sitting together and they had the phone,
- 33:26Speaker 1: sitting together in the prison doing the interview. They were
- 33:30Speaker 1: filming this for the documentary. Yeah, the documentary show. So
- 33:33Speaker 1: they were prison talking and ship Yeah T were sitting Okay,
- 33:42Speaker 1: I shouldn't say, wait when when they started doing this
- 33:46Speaker 1: in tris that's where your mind went with it, where
- 33:51Speaker 1: you can just go there sitting next to I love you.
- 33:59Speaker 1: That's only things interesting combination Solo Dad and nice tea. Yeah,
- 34:04Speaker 1: I love him, love him. He's the realist of the
- 34:08Speaker 1: real iced tea. And shouldn't I welcome to by didn't
- 34:12Speaker 1: say if you'll don't get out of here with that? Damn,
- 34:14Speaker 1: miss don't know what it's going right? That was really
- 34:22Speaker 1: something and and and Sola Dad is top flight. Yeah,
- 34:28Speaker 1: she's a journalist, top flight. She's done some great work
- 34:33Speaker 1: walking around somewhere though, Well, I don't see how you
- 34:36Speaker 1: can go from doing well to doing alright? That statement
- 34:43Speaker 1: who killed Biggie and Tupac? If you want to check
- 34:46Speaker 1: it out. It'll be Sunday night at eight pm on Fox. Okay,
- 34:50Speaker 1: get the whole thing right there. He's missing something, he
- 34:59Speaker 1: glad a let me go alright, make up something, all right,
- 35:10Speaker 1: Steve introduced Sann. Please, ladies and gentlemen, here she is
- 35:14Speaker 1: our very own miss and cho Real. Thank you very much, Steve.
- 35:19Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. This is entered with the News. The
- 35:22Speaker 1: official death toll in Mexico has now risen to two
- 35:24Speaker 1: hundred and seventy three as rescuers continue to search for survivors.
- 35:27Speaker 1: Authorities that they could be at least ten buildings with
- 35:30Speaker 1: people still alive in the Robble. They were searching a
- 35:32Speaker 1: school yesterday looking for a child, a twelve year old
- 35:34Speaker 1: child supposedly, but they say that turned out there wasn't
- 35:37Speaker 1: a child there. There may be some people in that
- 35:39Speaker 1: building still, but they would be adults because all the
- 35:41Speaker 1: kids have been accounted for. Puerto Rico's power grids still
- 35:44Speaker 1: out it's going to be for a while, so people
- 35:45Speaker 1: with families on the island finding it basically impossible to
- 35:48Speaker 1: contact relatives. Meanwhile, her came Aria, which had weakened a
- 35:51Speaker 1: little bit after rolling over Puerto Rico is now strengthened
- 35:54Speaker 1: again to a Category three, packing wins of a hundred
- 35:57Speaker 1: twenty miles per hour and smacking the Dominican Republican islands
- 36:00Speaker 1: of Turks and Caicos. President Trump has signed an executive
- 36:03Speaker 1: order giving the US more authority to impose sanctions on
- 36:05Speaker 1: North Korea, meant to, of course, curd that country's nuclear
- 36:08Speaker 1: ballistic missile programs. Law for this disgraceful practice must end now,
- 36:15Speaker 1: and new order will give the Treasury Department the discretion
- 36:18Speaker 1: to sanction any foreign bank that knowingly conducts or facilitates
- 36:22Speaker 1: significant transactions tied to trade with North Korea. Kim John,
- 36:28Speaker 1: by the way, is calling President a Trump quote mentally
- 36:30Speaker 1: deranged and a frightened dog. Well. Sad news from the
- 36:34Speaker 1: world of Hollywood. Multifaceted actor Bernie Casey has died. He
- 36:37Speaker 1: passed in a Little Santras hospital on Wednesday. TMZ said
- 36:40Speaker 1: he was surrounded by his family and loved weather, loved ones.
- 36:43Speaker 1: Bernie Casey was the first round draft picked by the
- 36:45Speaker 1: San Francisco forty Niners, but he's perhaps best known for
- 36:48Speaker 1: his roles and I'm Going to Get You Sucker Star,
- 36:50Speaker 1: Trek Deep six nine and Corn bed Earl and Me,
- 36:53Speaker 1: where he played police officer Adams opposite a very very
- 36:56Speaker 1: young Lawrence Fishburne. Up corn bread. He wasn't doing nothing.
- 37:02Speaker 1: You're just going home up sick. We were pursuing this
- 37:06Speaker 1: suspect and we did utilize standard police procedures. I have
- 37:11Speaker 1: been listening to the testimony here today, the testimony that
- 37:15Speaker 1: little boy, and I have to say that if that
- 37:18Speaker 1: kid is telling the truth, and I think that he is,
- 37:22Speaker 1: then God forgive us because we must have shot the
- 37:25Speaker 1: wrong man. It was corn better role and mean Burne. Casey,
- 37:28Speaker 1: by the way, was seventy eight. Today is National International
- 37:30Speaker 1: actually radiant piece day. I don't know. Let's radiate, are
- 37:34Speaker 1: you teen? The butterfly certainly does twenty minutes after the hour,
- 37:37Speaker 1: So stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
- 37:39Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on,
- 37:43Speaker 1: Steve introduced Jay, so JA could introduce the butterfly. What
- 37:49Speaker 1: you know the butterfly mark again? You you know, no
- 37:57Speaker 1: butterfly Like, oh my god, I don't even know when
- 38:03Speaker 1: I don't even know when they come in whole, but
- 38:08Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't even know when they come
- 38:09Speaker 1: in about So listen, um, this is what's going on.
- 38:12Speaker 1: It's Friday, and I'm calling it Eugene's Freaky Friday. This
- 38:16Speaker 1: is what you do crazy things. Okay, So I want
- 38:18Speaker 1: us all to do some good stuff together, Like we
- 38:20Speaker 1: got the stupid stuff, Like we're gonna go to McDonald's
- 38:22Speaker 1: and ask for direction to the burger. Can you know
- 38:24Speaker 1: what I'm saying. We got the stupid stuff, all right,
- 38:27Speaker 1: but we can I'll do it together, like like let's
- 38:29Speaker 1: go to um, let's go to Sea World and going
- 38:32Speaker 1: there with a fishing pole. You see what I'm saying,
- 38:34Speaker 1: This stupid stuff stuff exactly so, and I think if
- 38:38Speaker 1: we start doing that as a group, you know, what
- 38:41Speaker 1: are some of the craziest things you guys have done?
- 38:42Speaker 1: Just they have fun on Friday? Because that's these are
- 38:45Speaker 1: the things I want us to do as a group,
- 38:46Speaker 1: because I think we don't do nothing as a group.
- 38:48Speaker 1: What you know, when you come to do your segment,
- 38:55Speaker 1: do you have a preak come up with anything we did?
- 38:57Speaker 1: Come on here asking us questions everything the interview right?
- 39:02Speaker 1: Why why we always ended? He doesn't He doesn't sound
- 39:07Speaker 1: like he wants to be involved. Butterfly, he's not be
- 39:09Speaker 1: in viol with me here, but you're not. At the
- 39:11Speaker 1: end of the day, when we get to the end
- 39:13Speaker 1: of the rainbow, it's gonna be me and stay at
- 39:15Speaker 1: the end of the world the rainbow. When we get
- 39:17Speaker 1: to the end of the rainbow, at the end of
- 39:19Speaker 1: our level the pot of good, it's gonna be me
- 39:21Speaker 1: and him standing. He's not gonna believe it. It's like skittles,
- 39:25Speaker 1: Taste the rainbow, sting taste Taste the rainbow. So back
- 39:29Speaker 1: to the silly things we could do as a group,
- 39:31Speaker 1: now what like like like, um, you know Tommy embarrassed
- 39:35Speaker 1: you one day, but we could do this. We could
- 39:36Speaker 1: go into Jimmy Chew and ask us some Reabottom's twistening
- 39:43Speaker 1: it up a little bit and having some fun. You know,
- 39:46Speaker 1: run through run through a police station and say I
- 39:48Speaker 1: escape from prison. You know something stupid? You know? Uh
- 39:55Speaker 1: not no, no, no, no, you do it. We can
- 40:01Speaker 1: do it and let me film it to you. I
- 40:06Speaker 1: will run through a police station and say I have
- 40:08Speaker 1: escaped from prison, and you get it on video tape
- 40:10Speaker 1: and then we'll put it on you tube. No, Butterfly,
- 40:13Speaker 1: that's not that's not a good idea. Yeah, don't do that,
- 40:18Speaker 1: see y'all name yeahs Now, you have to be adventurous,
- 40:22Speaker 1: like risk takers, like like you know, Junior avoided it
- 40:27Speaker 1: last season, but I gotta signed up again for Naked
- 40:30Speaker 1: and Afraid. There's things you have to do it. He
- 40:35Speaker 1: was just worried about his back, But don't worry about
- 40:36Speaker 1: We're gonna put some caleman. We gotta get out there
- 40:39Speaker 1: and we're gonna do this. We're gonna do Naked and Fred.
- 40:41Speaker 1: We're gonna survive. We're gonna for twelve days in the woods.
- 40:45Speaker 1: Take it. We gotta go tune in this year because
- 40:53Speaker 1: Junior and I will be on Naked in the freight.
- 40:54Speaker 1: Go ahead, Carl are coming up next to j Anthony
- 40:57Speaker 1: Brown in the building to murder another head. Will be
- 41:00Speaker 1: back in thirty four two hours. You're listening to The
- 41:04Speaker 1: Steven Show, gentlemen, the man on the streets, the man
- 41:09Speaker 1: handed the scene, the man that meddy, that man that
- 41:13Speaker 1: left it all to get more amazing, gentlemen, Jake, all right,
- 41:18Speaker 1: this is actually man on the street. I'm not really
- 41:20Speaker 1: on the street. When we do the show, The Steve Show,
- 41:22Speaker 1: they're standing in line right there, get right there in
- 41:28Speaker 1: the lobby. There's a line of people. Why should I
- 41:34Speaker 1: go to the streets when they're standing right there? It
- 41:38Speaker 1: doesn't make sense to you. Why would I go all
- 41:41Speaker 1: the way out out in the street is two people.
- 41:46Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk past two hundred damn people to go
- 41:49Speaker 1: to the street, and when they're right there, you tell
- 41:53Speaker 1: you that you ain't in it. I'm not in the street.
- 41:56Speaker 1: This this man in the lot going disclose your show anyway.
- 42:02Speaker 1: The question is what is your scariest movie? Here we go,
- 42:07Speaker 1: Danny Brown, Steve Harvard, Morning Shaw. What is your scariest movie? It?
- 42:13Speaker 1: I haven't seen that neither. I saw the old one. Okay, yes,
- 42:21Speaker 1: the Ring's so scary. It's like this girl and she
- 42:25Speaker 1: has her hair all over and she comes out of
- 42:27Speaker 1: the TV like anything coming out of television, saying it's scared.
- 42:30Speaker 1: Probably The Exorcist of Emily Rose. Oh, yeah, that was
- 42:33Speaker 1: very scarpable, chucky. I don't like a little dog horror. Yeah,
- 42:39Speaker 1: that was a very about four o'clock every night, something
- 42:42Speaker 1: would happen. We love it. What's so scary? But just
- 42:46Speaker 1: the fact that she came out and was eating up everything,
- 42:50Speaker 1: And I don't want scary movies. Chucky, Chucky, Texas Chainsaw, Exorcist,
- 42:59Speaker 1: white girls, white girls, white girls are scared? Oh what
- 43:03Speaker 1: the way brothers? Hey, everybody's jan the Brown Steve every morning?
- 43:10Speaker 1: What's your scariest movie? Half of a thousand? Cord It
- 43:14Speaker 1: do one? Yeah, what's so scary? Penny Wise, He's horrifying,
- 43:20Speaker 1: Shining that is very scary. Anybody at home? Blair Witch Project,
- 43:24Speaker 1: The Exorcist, Friday Friday Friday, The Conjuring Child's Play. That
- 43:30Speaker 1: is very scary. Some people call it chucky, but it's
- 43:32Speaker 1: still the same alien Children of the Corn that is. Yeah,
- 43:40Speaker 1: the all one, the black and white. Yeah, those kids
- 43:42Speaker 1: are scary, allmen original Hey, Jan Brown Steve every morning, Shill.
- 43:48Speaker 1: What's your scariest movie? Carrie? Hey, what I like? Black hair?
- 43:52Speaker 1: When the hand comes out of the grave and oh yeah,
- 43:55Speaker 1: and you think the movies over with? Yes, you married
- 43:58Speaker 1: my husband? No, No, that's very all right. She said
- 44:03Speaker 1: she married she said white chicken. No, white girls, white girls,
- 44:15Speaker 1: white girls. That was a comedy, White chicks. That's scared
- 44:19Speaker 1: about white girls. There's nothing scared about white girls. I've
- 44:23Speaker 1: never seen anything scary about him, so fun. Nothing were
- 44:27Speaker 1: scary about white you not me when that's your whole goal,
- 44:31Speaker 1: and that's my goal in life. White girls cherry with mine.
- 44:37Speaker 1: Though you scared me. J Carry was very scary. Man,
- 44:41Speaker 1: when that hand came up at the end of the movie.
- 44:45Speaker 1: Amnyville Horror was scary. Not seeing any of the movies
- 44:50Speaker 1: they ever mentioned. You know, I saw amy Viale Horror.
- 44:53Speaker 1: That was scary. That was scary. You had the same
- 44:56Speaker 1: Frida No, yeah, because she said Friday, Well you saw
- 45:01Speaker 1: the Yeah, she said Friday sah, yeah, the little girl
- 45:05Speaker 1: when I was sixteen spinning, that was I have my
- 45:14Speaker 1: door locked. And you didn't cuss, ter Preacher. You couldn't
- 45:20Speaker 1: do that back when I was growing up. Couldn't cuss
- 45:23Speaker 1: after church, that wasn't Yeah. My mother took me when
- 45:30Speaker 1: I was I'll never get nine years old to see
- 45:32Speaker 1: Dracula at nine. Oh, this is why I am what
- 45:38Speaker 1: I am today. He'll takes a chow to see Dracula
- 45:45Speaker 1: at nine. Alright, thank you as always coming out this
- 45:51Speaker 1: my comedy. Check it out. Please coming up next, the
- 45:54Speaker 1: Nephews Prank phone Call. We'll be back right after this.
- 45:57Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hard Morning Show coming up at the
- 46:02Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after the hour.
- 46:04Speaker 1: Get ready for todays Strawberry letter. But right now the
- 46:08Speaker 1: nephews prank phone call. What you got nef a wedding
- 46:13Speaker 1: and a funeral like a preacher. That's right, that's right,
- 46:18Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. A wedding and a funeral happening
- 46:24Speaker 1: same church, same day. It is. Hello this Ryan. Hi,
- 46:29Speaker 1: I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan. How you doing? Hey, I'm good.
- 46:33Speaker 1: I'm a second. This is Josh. Josh go over at
- 46:35Speaker 1: the I want to be officials at the church where
- 46:37Speaker 1: you guys are getting married tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, how you doing? Man?
- 46:41Speaker 1: They want to thank you all for that too. Man,
- 46:43Speaker 1: we'll appreciate it. Good. Well, we definitely hope to make
- 46:46Speaker 1: you remember here soon or later since you guys are
- 46:48Speaker 1: getting married. You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying
- 46:51Speaker 1: to get this worst schedule change up. You know what
- 46:53Speaker 1: I'm saying. They got me working on Sundays now, man,
- 46:55Speaker 1: So sowing it. I tweaked at the mood that around
- 46:57Speaker 1: a little bit. I'll be there, Okay, Listen, we have
- 47:00Speaker 1: was a bit of a situation has come up. We
- 47:02Speaker 1: had some problems and miscommunication and it's definitely been on
- 47:06Speaker 1: the outside. Uh. They had your name Ryan down here
- 47:09Speaker 1: with your phone number as well as you're you're a
- 47:12Speaker 1: soon to be white sonya. They had her name here,
- 47:14Speaker 1: but we didn't want to call her with this. We
- 47:16Speaker 1: wanted to just reach out and talk to you and
- 47:18Speaker 1: see if it just makes you aware of what's going on. Okay, Well,
- 47:21Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Man? There's been a mix up
- 47:24Speaker 1: on on scheduling. I don't know if you know Such
- 47:26Speaker 1: the Older make she passed away a week ago, and
- 47:30Speaker 1: you're not You're not a member of the church, so
- 47:32Speaker 1: you wouldn't know it. But she's one of the one
- 47:34Speaker 1: of the oldest members here at the church. Such the
- 47:36Speaker 1: Older Maid passed away. And what's going on? Is you
- 47:40Speaker 1: all's wedding is tomorrow at twelve o'clock, right, but the
- 47:44Speaker 1: actual funeral is at three o'clock here at the church. Okay, Uh,
- 47:52Speaker 1: Brother Wood, Josh, Josh, Okay, look here, brother Josh, hey, man,
- 47:58Speaker 1: we we we already got this thing. And man, we
- 48:00Speaker 1: didn't stand now they have been a two hundred differentations. Man,
- 48:03Speaker 1: I mean blessed man and and and and I understand that,
- 48:08Speaker 1: but but but I mean, you know, she's there's no
- 48:10Speaker 1: way we could have moved it around. Now the figure
- 48:12Speaker 1: problem the funeral home is bringing the casket first thing
- 48:16Speaker 1: in the morning. So what I want what I wanted
- 48:18Speaker 1: to make you aware of, and I didn't want you
- 48:20Speaker 1: to tell your wife this, but the actual casket will
- 48:23Speaker 1: be in the sainctuary, but we will have it. Hold
- 48:26Speaker 1: hold of man, are you serious? I look at y'all
- 48:29Speaker 1: need the mood this round. I don't know what y'all
- 48:31Speaker 1: gonna do. Y'all have a fellowship all in the back
- 48:34Speaker 1: or something like that. Uh, Ryan. The only place we
- 48:37Speaker 1: can actually put the casket, and if we didn't put
- 48:40Speaker 1: it there is in the actual room that you'll you'll
- 48:42Speaker 1: soon to be wife would be changing it. That's the
- 48:44Speaker 1: only place changing the room with no dead body. Are
- 48:50Speaker 1: you kidding? And you know what I understood that that's
- 48:53Speaker 1: the first thing I thought of it, I thought, I said,
- 48:55Speaker 1: And that's still put the casket away. It goes for
- 48:57Speaker 1: the people and we're gonna cover it up. And basically
- 49:00Speaker 1: you actually didn't. But I can't even believe you can
- 49:04Speaker 1: only with man, look at and excuse my french man. Yeah,
- 49:08Speaker 1: I know I need to get back in the church,
- 49:10Speaker 1: I really do. But right now, Dock, this ain't going
- 49:12Speaker 1: down like this man. We didn't already pay the moneys
- 49:16Speaker 1: first of all. First of all, you know, she I
- 49:19Speaker 1: don't even feel like she may had to pay, you know,
- 49:22Speaker 1: to hold no wedding over at hut Church where she
- 49:24Speaker 1: paid times at. That's that's the first thing, you know.
- 49:27Speaker 1: I ain't like that from the jumping. But I wouldn't
- 49:28Speaker 1: here to when women because she want her pasta to
- 49:31Speaker 1: marry us. And now you got to near to tell
- 49:33Speaker 1: me that's how we arrange something that for funeral gonna
- 49:36Speaker 1: happen the same day as my wedding and my wife's
- 49:38Speaker 1: got to get dressed in the room with a dead body. Well, no,
- 49:41Speaker 1: we're not gonna put it in there, bro. I was like,
- 49:43Speaker 1: I say, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.
- 49:45Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that body in the right there in
- 49:48Speaker 1: front of the bullpit, and we're gonna cover it. Now,
- 49:51Speaker 1: what you're getting out of is get more flowers, because
- 49:54Speaker 1: there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm thinking
- 49:57Speaker 1: that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk point.
- 50:00Speaker 1: I just wanted you to be there's probably gonna be
- 50:02Speaker 1: more people than you think because some of the people
- 50:05Speaker 1: that's gonna be as your wed and it's really for
- 50:07Speaker 1: the funeral. A hold of man, are you serious right now?
- 50:10Speaker 1: I mean, look at doctor, I've been paid for the
- 50:14Speaker 1: Where is that happened at this church? Man? Okay? Ain't
- 50:16Speaker 1: and no disrespect to the lady that has passed, called
- 50:19Speaker 1: blessed her family. I ain't planning to not putting no
- 50:22Speaker 1: dead body, having no funeral as my wedding. Man, that's
- 50:26Speaker 1: crazy down the church. She's a member of the church too.
- 50:31Speaker 1: I don't give it. I don't be no member of
- 50:33Speaker 1: the church. Man. I been paid for this wed and
- 50:36Speaker 1: it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man, you buy six and of
- 50:38Speaker 1: putting the dead body. It's my wedding, right. I mean,
- 50:46Speaker 1: no disrespect, but the woman has passed. She is not
- 50:50Speaker 1: gonna get up. I mean, what is the problem. The
- 50:52Speaker 1: problem is your called me with this man the day
- 50:55Speaker 1: before my wed and we didn't schedule there six months ago.
- 50:58Speaker 1: I got five thousand dollars on this wind, okay, and
- 51:01Speaker 1: I you're gonna tell me that we got to share.
- 51:03Speaker 1: I will win with a funeral, but the hellers won't
- 51:06Speaker 1: with you. Man, do you want to have your winning
- 51:09Speaker 1: at this church. I'll pay you for them. And what
- 51:12Speaker 1: you mean I'm having the wind okay, I tell you
- 51:14Speaker 1: what live there about the up in the morning I
- 51:15Speaker 1: wrote in the right out to the street, playing things
- 51:18Speaker 1: in front, and and and and throw flowers like throwing rice.
- 51:21Speaker 1: But we're gonna have a win inside the same tire tomorrow.
- 51:25Speaker 1: I promise you that I care. I care, not assure
- 51:27Speaker 1: you that there won't be. I have no other place
- 51:30Speaker 1: to put the body. Okay, well, I'll bet you find
- 51:32Speaker 1: someone to put it if I get that a mark.
- 51:34Speaker 1: It's about it in there. It's gonna be a couple
- 51:36Speaker 1: of boutis in there. Name. You got two choices to
- 51:39Speaker 1: move that funeral or to reimburse me back this thirty
- 51:42Speaker 1: thousand dollars out of hour to spend those only two choices,
- 51:44Speaker 1: I want to hear about it. Meet me at the
- 51:46Speaker 1: front door to night with a thirty thousand dollar cash.
- 51:48Speaker 1: Your check always said they had this wind up in
- 51:51Speaker 1: there to morrow morning. You heard me. I ain't playing.
- 51:53Speaker 1: I ain't playing at all, no jokes. That's wrong with y'all. Man.
- 51:57Speaker 1: You can do something else. I understand. I don't want
- 52:01Speaker 1: to from you, man, all I'm saying is it's gonna
- 52:04Speaker 1: be a waiting at this church tomorrow without say dead
- 52:07Speaker 1: about it. That's all I'm saying. Push it to the band. Man.
- 52:11Speaker 1: There's there's one more, a bit of an issue that
- 52:13Speaker 1: I need to tell you. Also, what can be worse
- 52:15Speaker 1: than a dead about it? What issue can be worse
- 52:17Speaker 1: than dead? By that way, the man the issue, sir,
- 52:20Speaker 1: that is worse than the dead body heals this deal, nephew,
- 52:23Speaker 1: coming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your best man,
- 52:27Speaker 1: Jeff got me the prank phone. Call you what you
- 52:37Speaker 1: know what? Man? The bitch man about to get the
- 52:40Speaker 1: best loop but he can possibly get man playing? Then
- 52:45Speaker 1: God read that day just over. Uh get the best
- 52:51Speaker 1: beat down possible. Band. I'm telling you, hey, one more question.
- 52:55Speaker 1: What's the baddest radio show in the land? Ran the
- 52:58Speaker 1: Steve hard the Morning Show. Babe, Right there, baby, that's
- 53:02Speaker 1: what you call home run? Right now? That's home run?
- 53:07Speaker 1: Huh me nervous. We know too many famous people that
- 53:11Speaker 1: are really stupid. I really don't. It really doesn't. It
- 53:18Speaker 1: exposes you more because you can think a person is
- 53:22Speaker 1: really bright, but this fame will show you some things
- 53:28Speaker 1: they're not really bright. I just hate I feel for people, man,
- 53:34Speaker 1: because I've publicly made mistakes, so I feel for people
- 53:38Speaker 1: when they make a mistake and it gets under that spotlight.
- 53:43Speaker 1: It's hard for you to go heal the moment because
- 53:46Speaker 1: it's in your face everywhere, you know. I was trying
- 53:49Speaker 1: to be all right the next morning about the mission
- 53:51Speaker 1: Universe thy until I got off that plane. All the
- 53:54Speaker 1: Texas and an oppressing all that, and dog I looked up.
- 53:57Speaker 1: It was on every TV show. It was everything. Yeah,
- 54:01Speaker 1: that little white time for a jacket was famous. Did
- 54:05Speaker 1: they yelled out when you were walking down in the airport.
- 54:13Speaker 1: So it started right after the press conference that night.
- 54:17Speaker 1: We love you. See Harvey hanging there, man, it be
- 54:20Speaker 1: okay to say it's just a paget. And then the
- 54:23Speaker 1: Colombians was over there and you dead. There's a lot
- 54:32Speaker 1: of death threats about a paget. I don't know what
- 54:39Speaker 1: pomp is. We don't, but it was on a lot
- 54:42Speaker 1: of mind on your feet. I didn't need to know who.
- 54:49Speaker 1: It was. Not a good thing. Yeah, well, coming up
- 54:54Speaker 1: in about an hour, get ready for another exciting episode.
- 54:57Speaker 1: I know you're waiting for a bad act theater with
- 55:00Speaker 1: the Chapman's Okay, you can't today, Yeah, all right, Strawberry
- 55:07Speaker 1: letters on on deck. We'll be back right after this.
- 55:10Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show before we
- 55:14Speaker 1: get to today's Strawberry letter. And this letter is a
- 55:17Speaker 1: trip and let me tell you that. But first, there's
- 55:20Speaker 1: a survey out Steve that says people believe dress codes
- 55:24Speaker 1: are needed at work. Okay, people believe the dress codes
- 55:28Speaker 1: are needed at work. Most people support the idea of
- 55:31Speaker 1: dress codes in the workplace, with thirty five percent of
- 55:34Speaker 1: people saying they felt uncomfortable about a co worker's attire,
- 55:38Speaker 1: with twelve percent actually complaining to h R Human Resources
- 55:42Speaker 1: about how a coworker was dressed. And I just wanted
- 55:45Speaker 1: to ask you, how do you feel about dress codes
- 55:47Speaker 1: at work? As a coworker's attire ever made you feel
- 55:51Speaker 1: uncomfortable or some sort of way. I'm a proponent of
- 55:55Speaker 1: dress for success. You know, I recommend it to people.
- 55:59Speaker 1: You don't have to, you know, but I mean for me,
- 56:04Speaker 1: it just makes sense to me. I'm okay with dress
- 56:07Speaker 1: codes at work because I have to say, we're in
- 56:09Speaker 1: Los Angeles now, we're in l A. So it's a
- 56:11Speaker 1: little more relaxed here, you know. Yeah, it's definitely a
- 56:15Speaker 1: lot laid back, a lot more laid back. So some
- 56:17Speaker 1: people wear shorts to work, you know, because of the
- 56:19Speaker 1: weather and things like that. Everybody doesn't dress in a
- 56:22Speaker 1: suit and don't make a difference, No, I mean, it
- 56:24Speaker 1: makes a difference the way you come across to others,
- 56:28Speaker 1: especially if you're in a position to move up to me.
- 56:32Speaker 1: It makes a difference. Now you can think it doesn't.
- 56:35Speaker 1: You're right to have that opinion if you want to.
- 56:38Speaker 1: But I've I've seen people who don't dress up, and
- 56:43Speaker 1: I've seen them miss opportunities because of it. If you're
- 56:47Speaker 1: in the law office, you have to dress a stress
- 56:51Speaker 1: because the people in there, man, and you're handling legal
- 56:54Speaker 1: things for them, a lot of money. You gotta bank,
- 56:57Speaker 1: you gotta look a certain way, and so it carries
- 57:01Speaker 1: over into a lot of stuff in their places that
- 57:03Speaker 1: don't have it, like Google may not have it. You know,
- 57:06Speaker 1: you go to these you know where they are a
- 57:08Speaker 1: lot more relaxed, jeans and shirt tails out and stuff
- 57:11Speaker 1: like that. I got it, you know, these tech guys,
- 57:14Speaker 1: that's a different world. But when you get up in
- 57:17Speaker 1: that other arena, man, yeah, you gotta dress it, But
- 57:20Speaker 1: a lot of it even starts at the job interview
- 57:23Speaker 1: because a lot of people actually really don't know. Like
- 57:26Speaker 1: we were taught how to dress for job interviews and
- 57:28Speaker 1: stuff like that job interview, right, but a lot of
- 57:32Speaker 1: people don't even know how to dress like that, you know,
- 57:36Speaker 1: for the job interview or for a job period. They
- 57:38Speaker 1: don't know there are certain rules or codes. But man,
- 57:42Speaker 1: if you don't have enough sense to dress to impress
- 57:45Speaker 1: at a job interview, and they and they know that
- 57:49Speaker 1: you don't have enough sense, you're not getting are you
- 57:52Speaker 1: kidding me? You bought in here? Look, it's it's like
- 57:56Speaker 1: if you're on't trial, if you WoT the out it
- 58:00Speaker 1: that you killed the dude, then it's not if you
- 58:04Speaker 1: go to court and hammer pants, that is not that's
- 58:08Speaker 1: not gonna It's not gonna work for you. Dude. Who
- 58:10Speaker 1: do you think you are if you show up and
- 58:13Speaker 1: flip flops. Dude, you don't think that you want to
- 58:17Speaker 1: sit there and look like maybe you didn't murder. You
- 58:21Speaker 1: got on a wife beat, See, that's it, right, Or
- 58:26Speaker 1: if a woman is too sexually suggestive, too much cleavage
- 58:30Speaker 1: to her dress is too short, sometime you can't double
- 58:37Speaker 1: standard guy standards, and they got you red handed with
- 58:46Speaker 1: a knife. Taste is miss nobody with this. I see
- 58:51Speaker 1: two reasons why you should go. Yeah, you guys, it's
- 59:00Speaker 1: totally different, right, I know, I know definitely. And you, dude,
- 59:06Speaker 1: it ain't looking good for you but bootycutters and a woman.
- 59:11Speaker 1: But it looks like it looks like you're not taking
- 59:14Speaker 1: it seriously. It looks like you're saying whatever. Yeah, you know,
- 59:19Speaker 1: you know. It looks like you cannot appear like you
- 59:23Speaker 1: do what you wanted. Look at the rappers when they've
- 59:25Speaker 1: gone to court. Look how they dress up the show.
- 59:28Speaker 1: Don't look like a rap No, not at all. There
- 59:32Speaker 1: ain't no sag and the court. But a lot of times, honestly, guys,
- 59:37Speaker 1: some people don't know. They honestly don't know that the
- 59:41Speaker 1: friend of mine. You have to look, a famous friend
- 59:44Speaker 1: of mine went to court and uh, he wore a
- 59:48Speaker 1: fur coat and a lime green jump suit and it
- 59:53Speaker 1: did not go good. Was it the lime green? You think? Yeah,
- 59:59Speaker 1: the big yeah with a hat? Did he have a
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: hat on too? You put it on that green land
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: bringing out of court? Cut of court, Miller's not snatched
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: the cull out. Yeah, yeah, alright, alright, it's time for
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: the letter. Let's go, Tommy bug, we got it for you.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: Here's the subject, my credit or my mother. Hello, morning show.
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: I am a twenty one year old full time college student,
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: and I also work full time to become a better
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: person and take hold of your motto best spiritual, financial,
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: and physical shape. My problem is that I have had
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: credit since I was like eleven years I'm sorry, I've
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: had bad credit since I was like eleven years old.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: How might you ask, Well, my mother has used my
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: and my siblings name and social scurity numbers for many
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: years and is continuing to do so. I am being
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: hassled by creditors and the i R S for past
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: debts that she has incurred. I have tried to dispute
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: these charges on my credit report, and a few of
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: the old debts have been discharged because of my young age,
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: but many others have not because I was living at
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: the address that the debts were open at. I have
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: asked her time and time again too, if nothing else,
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: just pay on the debt and get it off my credit.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: I already have many hospital bills that I have for
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: myself because of no insurance, and I am trying to
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: give her a chance to get this mess straight, but
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: she says she will pay, but never does. In an
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: attempt to clean up my life and get a fresh start,
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: I am thinking of filing a stolen identity report against her,
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: but I know that it would cause a whole family
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: fall up. But none of these people trying to help
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: me get myself together. Stephen Shirley. Should I file this
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: report against her or just pay all of this stuff back,
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: uh that she has done and get past it. I
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: really don't think it is fair to me, but then again,
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: life ain't fair sometimes. Please help God, bless and thank
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: you for all your inspiration. Wow, this is a tough
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: one right here. You know, um, I really admire you,
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: my young sister. You know you're smart. This letter was
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: well written. You're trying to, you know, to to just
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: better yourself and and have a good and meaningful life
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: with good credit and you know, no frivolous debt. You
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: know that's very admirable. Admirable at any age, Okay, at
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: any age. But because this is your mother doing the wrong,
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: this is a major, major, major problem. Uh, you know,
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: because it's your mom. If it was anybody else, a brother's, sister, cousin, friend.
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: You know you wouldn't hesitate about what to do. But
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: it's your mother. I say, first of all, if you
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: can afford to pay it back on your own, pay
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: it back, that's number one. I know you're not gonna
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: agree with this one, Steve, but it's her mom. Twelve
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: minutes after we'll be back, I'll finish up. You're listening
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: to show coming up in about twenty minutes. Another episode
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: of bad activity with the Chapman's become on Steve right now.
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: Part two of your response to the Strawberry letters. My
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: credit or my Mother. Hello, morning, Shure. I'm a twenty
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: one year old full time college student, also work full
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: time to become a better person and take hold of
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: your model best spiritual, financial, and physical shape. My problem
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: is that I've had bad credits since I was like
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: eleven years old. How might you ask, Well, my mother
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: has used my and my sibling's name and so security
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: number for many years and it's continuing to do so.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: I'm hassled by creditors and al r s for past
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: debts that she's a curry. I've tried to dispute these charges.
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: On my credit report, and a few of the old
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: debts have been discharged because of my young age, but
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: many others have not because I was living at the
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: address that the day it's where open at. I've asked
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: her time and time again two if nothing else, just
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: pay on the debts and get it off my credit
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: already have many hospital bills that I've had for myself
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: because of no insurance, and I'm trying to give her
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: a chance to get this mess straight. But she says
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: you'll pay it, but never does. In an attempt to
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: clean up my life and get a fresh start, I
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: am thinking of filing or stolen identity report against her,
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: but I know that it will cause a whole family fallout.
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: But ain't none of these people trying to help me
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: get myself together? Stephen Shirley. Should I file this report
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: against her or just pay all this stuff back that
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: she has done and get past it. I really don't
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: think it's fair at me, but then again, life ain't
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: fair sometime. Please help God, bless and thank you all
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: for your inspiration. Steve can always tell your answer by
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: the way you read the letter Blades Lady, you fit
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: in the five charges on your mama. This should be
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: the latter. Your next strawberry letter will be coming right
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: after that. I can't believe what the hell happened to me?
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: Since I five charges on my mama and I caught
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: you doing anything against mama, it's banned. You know, in
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: Louisiana you'll have a chicken foot around your rear view
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: mirror with two mountain arches from a hug and a
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: lizard's beak, or in your gas tank you will have
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: roots on you. Do you understand in Salem up north,
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: they would burn you at the state who doing something
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: to your mama's banned in our community. If you go
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: to prison for doing something to your mama, you feel
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: to be it every Saturday night at the shower. You
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: can't do nothing to your mama. So what your mama
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: used your credit? What you want your mama to do?
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: You wanted to watch the cartoons, didn't you? Well, hell,
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: you need cable. I'll tell your mama and put the
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: cable build in your damn man, you're the one wants
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: to be eating your seal and reading your seal box
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: and watching cartoons and stuff. So your mama put the
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: cable in your name. Your brother's name was falling behind
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: in school because they couldn't keep up because of their
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: computer skills was lacking. Your mama bought them a laptop
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: and put it in his name. Damn she didn't need
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: no laptop. Your mama don't need no laptop. Put that
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: laptop in your brother name. That laptop was nineteen hundred dollars.
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: She didn't took the okay credit playing out on it.
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: And now your brother twenty nine, still paying for the
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: damn laptop because y'all making minimum payments a dollar thirty two.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: Where he gonna be he pay off the damn lap.
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: Ain't mama fault y'all sitting up in here, tip my
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: hot hot it is in the house in the summertime.
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: Y'all won't add conditioning, damn it. The lecture bill got
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: to go with somebody names credit. So now little missy,
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: little nessy that had to put the electric bill in
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: her name. But now you all grown up. Now, won't
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: your life back? Now you want to flip on your mama,
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: turn your mama in to the main man. Yes, your
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: big mama been down there scrubbing flows, trying to make
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: life work for you. Now you want to turn your
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: mama in. You ain't been the treat hull that away?
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: Who give a damn hijacked up your credit is? What
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: about the light jobbing? Sicking on it? Open there? What
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: about all that condition y'all been cutting the count. This
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: ain't no wind. You're gonna let all out? You kept
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: opening the door. Your mama got to put this in
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: somebody's name. Now, you didn't email us. Guess why because
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: you got computer skills. Guess why because your mama put
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: that computer in herold name. Girl, don't you turn your mama?
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: All right? We gotta go email us or instagram us
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at my Girl Shirley.
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: Thank you everyone who joined me yesterday for after the
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: Show's Strawberry Letter live on Facebook. Appreciate it. But we'll
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: be here every Thursday at one thirty pm Eastern. Thank you,
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: uh and switching gears. It looks like I'm saying just
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: called it. He's so mad you can't sing it right now?
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: All right? Halle Berry in a brand new relationship. She's
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: fifty one. She may be dating. She may be dating
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: a thirty five year old British music producer. Is name
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: is your money down on the table. Name is Alex
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: the kid. Uh this is now according to USA Today. Alright,
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: all hands up, then the wheel. Let's see how the
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: last stop it. JF. You have a celebrity crush when
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: you were younger? Who was your like older celebrity crush?
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: The mama on Petty Hill Junction? What what mama? Come
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: on quickly, you don't know nothing. I can't say people
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: somebody when all right, it's time today. It's time for
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: another episode of bad Acting Theater coming up right after this.
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Welcome to
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: another episode. Go ahead, Welcome to another episode of Bad
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: Acting Theater with your host and narrator me Shirley Strawberry.
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: This is the story of the Chapman's lead by Earl Chapman,
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: the pork rhyme King of Arrogant Texas. Last week's episode
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: was as bad as a week before. But if somehow
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: you made sense of the whole mess, Here's what happened.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: KK interrupted the funeral. No not Bauregard, excuse me, this
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: is not oh my bad. Junior didn't have anything to say,
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: and the cast complained about not getting the script early enough.
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: You know, I want to be fresh. Since Earl's moment
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: of grief at Beauregard's funeral was so long, with the
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: magic of radio, we will speed it up. Now, let's
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: look into this week's episode entitled Oh No, They're trying
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: to kill Earl. So we pick up our story this
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: week and Earl is talking to French she who was
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: George Wallace, but it's played by Tommy, about getting rid
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: of his son Chester again, also played by Tommy. Okay,
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: here's my plan. Listen to me close. I'm gonna be
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: getting award for the Poke Ryan Producer of the Year
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: at the Poke Ryan Convention. Now while I'm on stage, Lord,
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: that ignorant boar of mine, it's gonna be standing next
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: to me. I want you to take this blow dog
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: is filled with pois and they take him out. What what? What?
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: What't I use a gun? Just a lot of security
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: in Now, you can't take a gun to the convention.
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: Take the blow Dog with you in your pocket and
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: take him out. He's gonna be wearing a blue suit.
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: I'm gonna be wearing a black suit. Now I'm gonna
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: get your forty million dollars on top of what I
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: already gave you, so that would be eighty million dollars.
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: He should be good and dead this time. Now, make
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: sure you shoot to do with the blue shoot and
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: not the black shoes. Alright, alright, let me get this right.
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: You're gonna have on the blue suit and he gonna
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: have on the black suit. No fool you, just as
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: stupid as he is. I'm gonna have on the black
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: suit and he gonna have on the blue shoot. Okay,
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: all right, I got it. You're gonna have on the
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: blue suit and he gonna have on the black suit.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: Are you living. I'm gonna have on the black suit black,
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: he gonna have on the blue. He gonna have on
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: the blue. Okay, I got you. Well that's Chester. Oh
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: all right, I got you. I got you. You're gonna
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: have on the blue suit and he gonna have on
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: the black suit. Why Chester talk. Yeah, you're supposed to
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: do it as free and they just let's go back.
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: Let's go back to it, all right, all right, I
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: got it, I got it. I got you. You're gonna
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: have on the blue suit and he's gonna have on
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: the black suit. Okay, we'll get back to that. The
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: dog want to we'll get back to that later. Uh,
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: this is as annoying as Junior's wait what what what? Now?
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: Let's look in on Junior, who's talking to his new
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: mama KK. So you want me to take this bow
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: and arrow to the convention where early speaking and take
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: him out? Why would I want to kill my daddy?
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: He's been good to me? Well, he hasn't been good
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: to me. And since I'm the only one in this
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: family who has done some killing, you're gonna do what
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: I say. He's done me dirty and he needs to
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: be taken off the face of the earth. I'll tell
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: you about that in another episode. Am I making myself clear? Ah? Yeah,
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: you've You've made your point. That's slapping the face wasn't
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: even necessary. Why can't I have a gun? Because you
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: can't get in the gun and the convention center. So
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: it'll be wearing a black suit and Chester will be
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: wearing a blue suit. Okay, let me get this right.
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: So Chester will be wearing a black suit, and oh god, okay,
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: we're not going through that again. Earl is in a
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: black suit and Chester is in a blue suit. Dang it. Now,
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: let's get into the convention so we can get some
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: killing going on in here. I'd like to thank the
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: Poke Ryan Organization for giving me this prestigious along and
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: on behalf of all the Poke Ryan producers in the country.
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: I will do all I can to make you proud
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: for making me the pope run producer of the yell
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: black Suit the brucers. Oh well, I think he said
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: the black suit. Oh Lord. Somebody just shot me in
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: my little cheek. Were the blue dog? Did she say
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: blue suit or black suit? I think she see it
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: black suit? Oh Lord? Another person just shot me in
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: my right cheeks? Were the bowl and arrow? Well? Sounds
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: like Earl is asked out? Oh my God. Join us
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: next week for another episode of The Chapman's The Chapman
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: starring Me, Shirley Strawberry as your narrator, Carla Farrell as
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: KK nephew, Tommy who plays the part of French, and
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: Chester Junior as Junior. Written by j Anthony Brown and
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: Masha Cairo. Our engineers are Cat Dog and Baby Joel.
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: Sound by Hiley DeAndre. Uh. This has been a watch
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: out then now production on The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: And if the girl is being played by me, I
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: was just grazed it, of course. Steve Harvey, star of
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: Thunderdome Family, Few Little Big Shots, The Apollo and the
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: New Daytime Show. Steve as Earl Chapman, I'm sorry, yes,
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: next week another episode of the Chapman's You're listening to
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Former President Barack Obama resurfaced
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: on Wednesday to speak at an event hosted by Bill
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: and Melinda Gates Foundation. His speech came as Republicans are
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: making another attempt to repeal UH the Affordable Healthcare Act,
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: which Obama said would result in inflicting real human suffering
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: for those who have received health coverage under the two
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: thousand ten law. Republicans in the Senator working hard to
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: pass a measure sponsored by Senators Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy.
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: It would move funding given under the law, as well
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: as some of its requirements to the states where they
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: could be changed. The former president Barack Obama said he's frustrated.
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: Take a listen. Those of you who live in countries
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: that already have universal health care are trying to figure
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: out what's the controversy here. I am too, okay, all right,
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: because you know what, because it doesn't make any sense.
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: But what has happened is strictly political. Because these Republican
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: Conservatives ran on the platform or We're going to repeal
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: and replace Obamaca, it only shows you that they had
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: nothing to repeal it or replace it with. They just
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: didn't want him to have a legacy piece left when
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: he left. It was all done out of hate. It
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: was not for the betterment of the country or for
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: the people. That's why they can't get all the Republicans
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: on board. And Republicans that are our own board are
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: doing an injustice to their constituents and they know it.
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: But they got a whole party line because what they
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: can't have is to lose the funding that got them
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: in office in the first place. If you do not
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: think this is all money based, you are sadly mistaken.
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: All these politicians received money from other conservatives, Koch Brothers
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: and people like that who have tons of money who
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: dump it into their causes. The Rooper murders and things
- 1:19:34Speaker 1: like that. It's okay for you to be conservative. I
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: don't care if you conservatives, but at one point in time,
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: it has to matter what happens to the people more
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: than it happens to your own personal bank account or
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: your own personal position as a senator or congressman. Something
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: has got to matter more than that. And that's the
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: danger of politics. But that's the problem. It don't matter,
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: It don't add to them, It don't matter at all.
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: The people who really need healthcare are not gonna have
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: it anymore. And that they can vote against it is
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: because those people in the Senate and the Congress have
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: one of the most comprehensive healthcare plans that can't nothing
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: go wrong with them. Do you think John McCain right
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: now is paying for that operation? I bet you he ain't.
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: And I'm talking about to the tune of one quarter.
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: But he knows that. But that's why he voted against it.
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: That's why the lady up in Maine is holding out
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: to vote against it. That's why these these new people
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: and came up with this thing so they can uphold
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: their campaign promise to repeal and replace Obamacare. What country
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: of this magnitude does not have universal Canada? Got it?
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: You walking in the hospital in Canada, you get treatment.
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: You walk in there with a problem, you get treatment.
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: To to to um punish Americans and the majority of people.
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: We take care of, our tax paying people. To deny
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: them an opportunity for healthcare because they have a pre
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: existing condition is absolutely political and have nothing to do
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: with what's right or wrong. Now you put that whereever
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: you want and put it. That's right. And you've heard,
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard about what Jimmy Kimmel
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: is doing. It's a subject that's really close to his
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: heart because of his son. You know, um, if you recall,
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: his infant son, Billy, was born with a congenital heart
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: disease and had to undergo open heart surgery at just
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: three days old. Recently, Jimmy Kimmel said the Senator Bill
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: Cassidy lied to him. He said that that he out
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: and outlied to him. Kimmel claims the bill proposed UH
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: does not pass that test and UH also does not
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: do any of the things that Cassidy. Here's a deal.
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: The guy came home and told Jimmy Kimmel he felt
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: out lied to him, that he would never support anything
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: like that. Now he's putting the bill forward. So President
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: Trump tweets, yeah, that jim that that McConnell Cassidy, whatever
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: his name is a liar. He's a fine young man.
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: Then Kimmel went back at the President said, well that's great,
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: Mr President, but something to the fact that he lied
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: to my face. You know, how can you explain if
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: he's not a liar him passing this billing has nothing
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: in it that he said he's gonna have. And the
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: crazy thing about it is Jimmy Kimmel can't afford healthcare
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: for his son, but he's fighting for people who can't
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: trying to vote it down. They can't afford it, voting
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: it down for other people. Yeah, who can't you run? Yeah? Yeah,
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: and you're right, Steve. That tweet exchange between Kimmel and
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: the president. He also said that there's no way President
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: Trump read this bill. He said that because he's saying
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: that it's great, he just wants to get rid of
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: it because Obama's name is on He's saying, it's a
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: campaign promise. It's a campra I got to fulfill this
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: campaign promise. This is what one is. You know, what
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: got us the job, what got us in here? So, yeah,
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: this is crazy. If you if you want to take
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: a political action, call your representatives U Capital switchboard. Here's
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: the number to zero. Two two to four thirty one
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: one zero two two to fourtee. Right now, the Senate
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: has up until September to get this bill uh done
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: and passed in everything. So give me Trump. Don't give
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: me anything. Give me Trump. No, I don't have his number, No,
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: I did not. I want to call him that Rick. Yeah,
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: that's that's really uh. And I know you have you
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: feel a certain way about a junior, right, yeah. You know.
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: The thing about it is, you know, I think these
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: people have no compassion for people with pre existing conditions.
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: Because if you knew somebody who had autism, if you
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: knew somebody who had Lupe's, if you knew somebody who
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: had sique seal, if you knew somebody, Oh, I mean,
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: if you just talk to them, talk today, fam talking.
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: I really do appreciate what Jimmy Kimmel is doing because
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: you know, yeah, it takes somebody in a position that
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: high to say, you know what, this is absolutely morally wrong,
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: not just wrong, but morally wrong. But the thing about
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: it is they have talked to people that you know,
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: these people's stories are on the news every single day.
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: What will happen if they lose Obama Obamacare and things
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: like this. They see if they know us up, Yeah,
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: they know h alright, Um, we gotta go, uh go
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: to break. We'll be back, all right, Um coming up,
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: we'll talk about Judge Judy and what she's doing. Your
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: girl will be back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show,
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: Judge Judy, Temmy, Judge Judy and Steve of course. National
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: Inquirer publishes an apology to Judge Judy after reporting that
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: she was suffering from Alzheimer's in its new issue Yeah
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: the tabloid, Right. We and our sister publication, The National Enquirer,
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: recently published articles which stated that Judge Judy suffered from
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: brain disease, was fighting both Alzheimer's and depression, and is
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: hiding a heartbreaking medical crisis. We also published articles which
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: stated that Judge Judy cheated on her husband and that
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: her daughter Nicole, faced jail time for refusing to serve
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: on a jury. None of these statements are true, and
- 1:25:26Speaker 1: we unequivocably retract them unequivocally. You have done it and
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: put it out there. Yeah, but see that all the
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: time with a whole bunch of lines. Yeah, there ain't
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: no retraction for nothing, But see, you gotta take time
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: to go after these, and I don't have time to go.
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: And it's file what they do to people. And then
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: they come back. But the retraction that they put out,
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: it don't it don't be the headline that you want.
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: No see, that's not on the front cover. The one
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: that's on the damn news stand. You look, punk a
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: rebuttal is on a little back page, a little bit
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: of things. They didn't kiss my behind. I know, I see,
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: I don't know what I mean some of the stuff
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: I see they have you doing, Steve. There's no way
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: dating alien and Steve. When we check out, check out,
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: we see none of that. How do you think I feel? Yeah,
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: you know, man, especially when I got relatives who don't
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: know no better. They call that, they call it Lord Jesus.
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: What he's selling drugs? What the hell are you talking about?
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: You know, the Federal investigation look looked at me him.
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: I under damn federal investigation. My ass on TV I
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: ain't hard to find. And you know, we don't know
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: the fans don't know where your show is that Steve, Steve, Steve,
- 1:26:50Speaker 1: you hear your yacht. I ain't got no damn yacht.
- 1:26:55Speaker 1: If you had when you be on it, what do
- 1:26:58Speaker 1: you what are you talking about? They said, Lord Jesus,
- 1:27:02Speaker 1: you all right, I'm fine, stop reading that trash. And
- 1:27:06Speaker 1: then and then the online people they do you even
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: the same way. And it's just tragic, man, that these
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: people can get away with. But these little rebuttals, small,
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: they made little rebuttals to me. But you don't hear
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: about it. But I don't. But but but I don't
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: give it no juice. I don't give it no life
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: because all you're doing is lyne. If I was that
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: person that you say, I am him out here today
- 1:27:29Speaker 1: and see if I have to say, I'm very proud
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: of you for that, because normally you would, if you
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: if you have the time to say something back, you would. Yeah.
- 1:27:37Speaker 1: But let me tell you something what I've learned though,
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: from Oprah, from Tyler, who spend time, who dr Pheel,
- 1:27:46Speaker 1: from Bishop Jake's, from Joe Oldstein, Steve, let them talk.
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: Look at your life, look at what God keep doing
- 1:27:55Speaker 1: for you, God keep showing you favor. Don't be studying
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: them people. He said, You've got to stay on the wall.
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: You can't come down off the wall to address these
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: people because you don't have time for that, he said.
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: And all the stuff that they're saying about you, what
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: has it stopped nothing? It ain't stopped nothing, he said. Man,
- 1:28:15Speaker 1: So if it ain't stopped you, why would you stop
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: yourself by getting down off the wall talking to these
- 1:28:21Speaker 1: people about their foolishness going about your business. But this
- 1:28:24Speaker 1: is the world we live in right now, folks. I
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: think that this is the climate that we are in
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: for all of us, and all of us have to
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: be careful because all of us get a taste of it,
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: and it's all relative to where you are in life.
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: Y'all got you all fast share haters? What it is
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: you get your fair share? The bigger you are, the
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: bigger the share white women. All right, we'll be back
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: right after this. Jesus you're listening, all right, Steve. I
- 1:29:01Speaker 1: get so excited when we come to this part of
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: the show because we have to talk about your brand
- 1:29:05Speaker 1: new show called Steve. You're in Hollywood now with all
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: the big stars. I love it. Uh, today's show. You're
- 1:29:11Speaker 1: gonna have your Cleveland boy on their, your homie Drew Carey,
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: he's fun Cleveland in the building. Yes, all things Cleveland. Yeah,
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: that should be fun. Steve huh, yeah, yeah, he got
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: me at the Cleveland Comedy Club. Went there one time.
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: One that was his club, Cleveland Company to Carry ran
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: that joint. I went there one time. Man, em racist
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: people at that club. It was a clap off between
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: me and the white guy, and clearly I was the
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: better one. Even at the clap off. The owner of
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: the club holiday give it to the white guy, and
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: he the owner of the up and yelling yell out
- 1:30:01Speaker 1: the back, get it to the white guy. And you
- 1:30:04Speaker 1: walked up there and handing him fifty bucks. You know
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: I needed that fifty was was was senior in there
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: in Cleveland at that time? You was there? Yeah? No, No,
- 1:30:15Speaker 1: our senior was the same age group. But our senior
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: had went to Hollywood already. Our senior had went to
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: Yeah yeah here he was opening for Nancy Wilson, who
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: was his aunt, had already made it. I was sitting
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: on the bed working at Lincoln Electric watching our senior
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: Hall walk out on solid gold and performed, Yeah got
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: the show. They ain't got the show. And I came
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: out there and saw you remember that time, Man, you
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: are you told our senor he said, Man, this dude
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: said Steve. Steve, Yeah, man, who you was? I went
- 1:30:53Speaker 1: out to him, Man, I really wanted to get you on. Yeah,
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: I know man, to take a picture with him and everything.
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: He came up to eastern Man, seem like I know
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: you from somewhere. Seemed like you know me. I went, so,
- 1:31:04Speaker 1: I'm standing there, confused. We took a picture. He went
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: right inside side man, and I'm sorry, I said, it
- 1:31:11Speaker 1: seemed like you know me here. You mean, seem like
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: I want to you're talking about Let me tell we
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: didn't play ball together? Yeah, dog play on the same thing.
- 1:31:24Speaker 1: You passed him the ball, he said that said, seemed
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: like I know you from somewhere. Seemed like I ain't
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: changed that damn the same in America, you know how
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: somebody see you and you go like you kind of yeah,
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: come on, hey man, I'm here, come on, come on,
- 1:31:52Speaker 1: let's take this picture. I took that picture with him.
- 1:31:54Speaker 1: He was right around the building. Jason, I'm side wow,
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: said wow, and then and then saw him later saw
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: him later after I had, you know, got on stop happening, Steve,
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: what's up? Man was happening? Oh? Yeah, yeah? I never
- 1:32:19Speaker 1: bought the other thing. That was good. That was very
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: big of you, very big. I mean maybe he was busy.
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: He didn't know. I just went down dog, But you know,
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: we got cool. We hung out a little bit, man,
- 1:32:29Speaker 1: and he took me to a place that was you
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: had to have your name on the list. Still go there. Well, anyway,
- 1:32:37Speaker 1: I just wanted to tell you that you carry on
- 1:32:42Speaker 1: Steve Show today in the cast of Fuller House. We
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: will be back and we will be watching. You're right,
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right here
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: we are, last break of the day with just one
- 1:32:56Speaker 1: more thing, Baby, just one more thing. What you got?
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: I got one more thing for you, Steve. Check this out.
- 1:33:07Speaker 1: Cleveland Brown's your team our favorite to win for the
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: first time since this is the prediction. Yeah, they're saying
- 1:33:17Speaker 1: that your team is favorite to win this Sunday for
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: the first time since the Browns are two point five
- 1:33:23Speaker 1: favorite on the road at Indianapolis against the Yeah, we
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: lost two in a row. What is your favorite to win? Fall?
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: What do you hate? We were this the first time
- 1:33:34Speaker 1: since two fifteen we've been favored to win a game. Yes.
- 1:33:38Speaker 1: Does this affect him keeping that job? Steve? You think
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: the coach for the Brown every week. He's gonna give
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: it pro don't you don't care to speech you give,
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: you don't give it down? How good you look in
- 1:33:57Speaker 1: this year? Are you surprised that he's been at us long? Yeah? Man,
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: that the Browns man. The Browns problem is, man, we
- 1:34:04Speaker 1: won't do the smart thing. What we need to do
- 1:34:07Speaker 1: right now, serious business is go get Colin Kaeperney. He's
- 1:34:12Speaker 1: just the best quarterback available. Yeah, okay, that's the starters. Secondly, man,
- 1:34:18Speaker 1: we got Joe Thompson broke the NFL record for most
- 1:34:21Speaker 1: games played consecutive. He's been eleven years. Always let you
- 1:34:25Speaker 1: been with the brown We need damn quarterback, man, we
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: need a quarterback. We got out of Texas a and
- 1:34:32Speaker 1: then we got that bar hug Gard Miles. He hasn't played.
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: He got hurt, he was hurt a little bit. He
- 1:34:38Speaker 1: didn't play. We got him. We gotta start building from that.
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: But we need Colin Kaeferney. Stop playing. And what about
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: the coach? The coach and be gone now he alright
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: he a got nobody took coach. He had the same
- 1:34:52Speaker 1: record if he was coaching us. We'll be on to
- 1:35:00Speaker 1: I'm just telling people we got on the team and
- 1:35:03Speaker 1: we don't have a quarterback. And this boar from Notre
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: Dame ain't read it yet to be starting in the
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: damn problems? Won't you talk to the owner, Stephen get
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: killed him? You know, Browns fan like the rest of them. Man,
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: I'm trying to get your ass on with Lee Danger.
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: He can't fix every damn I know, Lee Daniel, did
- 1:35:23Speaker 1: you rather Russ get Colin Cabernet that you'd rather be in?
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: Lee Dan, No, I can't deal with Cleveland. I got
- 1:35:28Speaker 1: my own problem. Okay, you know I could be two
- 1:35:33Speaker 1: and os at quarterback, So I see what you're saying.
- 1:35:44Speaker 1: The regularly be the same man who the old dude
- 1:35:48Speaker 1: that that won't go deep, that won't go deep, glasses,
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: the leather helmet on pled up in his pocket. Watch
- 1:36:01Speaker 1: out there, now, watch out there? Now. I was gonna
- 1:36:04Speaker 1: ask you guys, speaking of football, I know the season
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: it's kind of early, but Steve, who you're liking what
- 1:36:08Speaker 1: you think? Well? Not putting for the Patriots, evil? But
- 1:36:14Speaker 1: Tom Brady is the best quarterback in the NFL, right
- 1:36:17Speaker 1: and one of the great quarterbacks in the history of football.
- 1:36:20Speaker 1: And you can't deny the way they played the culture
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: that is New England, one of the great football franchise.
- 1:36:28Speaker 1: I got it, and I spoke to Robert Kraft at
- 1:36:31Speaker 1: the Merryway Mayweather fight. He said, Steve Harvey, how are you?
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: I didn't even know he knew Robert Craft, so I
- 1:36:36Speaker 1: spoke to him. I think this is what I think.
- 1:36:40Speaker 1: M I think this is who I think gonna give
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: them hell this year. Them damn Lanta Falcons. That taste
- 1:36:47Speaker 1: of theme out. I think the Atlanta Falcons. Man, it's
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: gonna be funky this year because they lost and they
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: know they had that thing. I'll tell you somebody else
- 1:36:56Speaker 1: gonna be stocking this year. Kansas City look good, Kansas City,
- 1:37:04Speaker 1: Damn Oakland look like they've about to do something to you. Now.
- 1:37:10Speaker 1: The Giants are gonna make a run at it, just
- 1:37:13Speaker 1: like they always do. They start slow. Damn Saints gonna
- 1:37:17Speaker 1: act like they want to do something. Can't ever count out. Breathe. Now,
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: they're not gonna make it this year. Now. I think
- 1:37:28Speaker 1: I think they're great. I think they're great team. I
- 1:37:31Speaker 1: just think something is missing, man, something is missing. Zeke's
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: not off to a good start. I think that stuff
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: got up in his head pretty strong. Uh, he doesn't
- 1:37:41Speaker 1: look right as of yet, but he may not. Yeah,
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: this this whole thing is mental for this kid, and
- 1:37:50Speaker 1: I think it's affected him in a great way. So
- 1:37:53Speaker 1: he's not there yet. Dare's Bryan is his usual self.
- 1:37:59Speaker 1: I like them. I like the Panthers this year. I
- 1:38:02Speaker 1: like the Panthers. I've always been a Cam Newton fan.
- 1:38:05Speaker 1: I think Cam is one of the bad boys out there.
- 1:38:09Speaker 1: I would love I would love to see Carolina Panthers.
- 1:38:12Speaker 1: I love to see Clinton Brown. It's not gonna happen.
- 1:38:15Speaker 1: We may win folk games this year. If that folk
- 1:38:20Speaker 1: they give me, you need full time to come to
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: work talk sixteen or fourth wealth of the time. Just
- 1:38:26Speaker 1: let me come to work in here full time and
- 1:38:29Speaker 1: talk track out of the sixteen times going all the
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: way here we go. Yeah, I thought it was awful.
- 1:38:37Speaker 1: They don't beat the coach. Gonna be a damn problem
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: gonna be there's gonna be some job. The questions about
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: it anything? What is everybody doing? Friday's Friday? Baby? What's
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: the weekend? Up? We got in Vegas, Shirley and I
- 1:38:48Speaker 1: in Mississippi, Monica. We are headed to Las Vegas and
- 1:38:51Speaker 1: Heart Arena. I mean the I heart Music Festival in
- 1:38:54Speaker 1: the Tea Mobile Arena. We will be there this weekend.
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: What about you guys working ye family, Friday said, please
- 1:39:04Speaker 1: go to my website, y'all. We opened the Jays backup.
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: I got a show Underwood, I got Chris Spencer, I go. Yeah,
- 1:39:12Speaker 1: I got comic who started off on tunes to go
- 1:39:15Speaker 1: to the website, jas Bot Comedy dot com and the
- 1:39:19Speaker 1: comedy um Camp kids, the Class Club, Class Club. All right,
- 1:39:25Speaker 1: we'll up, Steve. Tell everybody having the weekend. Yeah, we
- 1:39:30Speaker 1: are coming. Have a good week. Have a great weekend
- 1:39:32Speaker 1: for shure you. For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary,
- 1:39:42Speaker 1: void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US residents at
- 1:39:45Speaker 1: least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules,
- 1:39:48Speaker 1: visit Steve Harvey dot com. You're listening to Steve Harvey
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: Morning Show.