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President Trump's State of The Union Address, Jay-Z on Trump, Super Bowl and Patriot Fans Ban things made famous by Philadelphia · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: of yall? Come come on your things at uh huh
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  Speaker 1: I show will a good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, come on dig me now, one and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man o man o
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  Speaker 1: man wow. I think about all the things God has
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  Speaker 1: done for me is overwhelming at times. And I want
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  Speaker 1: everybody to have that feeling and to sharing that feeling
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  Speaker 1: of completion and satisfaction. And the only reason I got this,
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  Speaker 1: and it's the thousandth time I've said it, is because
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  Speaker 1: I formed a relationship with my creator. Period. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. I can't tell you is anything
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  Speaker 1: else else. You know, I've always had a strong work ethic.
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  Speaker 1: My father put that in me. My father's conversations with
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  Speaker 1: me growing up was always constantly about work hard, don't
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  Speaker 1: be lazy, be a man, do what you say you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do. Y'ada y'adda, y'ada, YadA, YadA. Man. I was
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  Speaker 1: so tired of my father at times. I was going, man,
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  Speaker 1: is with this dude right here? Man, every time we
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  Speaker 1: have a conversation, it's got to be about work. It's
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  Speaker 1: got to be about, you know, man, doing your best,
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  Speaker 1: trying hard, you know, working, being honest, do what you
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  Speaker 1: say you're gonna do. But that was his mission. I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you how much I appreciate that now. I
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  Speaker 1: can't even I can't even put it into words when
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  Speaker 1: I think about my old man and what he was
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  Speaker 1: to me, and I just saw, Man, I'm so grateful
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  Speaker 1: for that balance I had in my life. And then
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  Speaker 1: my father was a fighter. If he fought on the weekends.
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  Speaker 1: You know, my father used to come home with his was,
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  Speaker 1: his clothes toe off of him. He put a fresh
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  Speaker 1: shirt on, and he go back. My mom used to
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  Speaker 1: talk about my father fighting all the times. Nick, Why
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  Speaker 1: you're always fighting? You know a little bit of that
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  Speaker 1: rubbed off on me too. You know that that kind
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  Speaker 1: of got into me and I didn't understand that either.
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  Speaker 1: But then on the same her and my mother was
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  Speaker 1: a Sunday school teacher for forty years, so our conversation
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  Speaker 1: was never about fighting or anything. It was all about
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  Speaker 1: love and understanding and doing another that you would add
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  Speaker 1: him do under you. My mom was a Sunday school teacher,
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  Speaker 1: so I I learned about faith. I had to go
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  Speaker 1: to Sunday school, prayer meeting, Bible study, young people meeting,
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  Speaker 1: choir rehearsal. You know, I was a churchman so much
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  Speaker 1: I was actually looking at that's got to be an
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  Speaker 1: alternative to this, you know. I want you know, and
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  Speaker 1: I was a little kid even I was thinking at
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  Speaker 1: one point, maybe all the looking ale because it's gotta
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  Speaker 1: be something cooler than this going on every day. It
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  Speaker 1: got that crazy for me. But the balance between those
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  Speaker 1: two people created who I am today. And I want
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  Speaker 1: you to understand that the things that you are in
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  Speaker 1: your past have helped create who you are today. If
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  Speaker 1: you view it the right way, everything that has happened
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  Speaker 1: to you in your past has happened to you for
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  Speaker 1: a reason, and it's usually for the good. If you
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  Speaker 1: view it that way. But if you, on the other hand,
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  Speaker 1: or type of person who can't move forward because you
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  Speaker 1: are allowing your past to stop you from having your future,
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  Speaker 1: then you, my friend, are doing a disservice to your life.
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  Speaker 1: You are not honoring God's blessings. You are not taking
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  Speaker 1: advantage of the gain, knowledge, wisdom, and experience of your life. Example,
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  Speaker 1: if you are a woman and you are always talking
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  Speaker 1: about a formal relationship, what he did to me. If
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  Speaker 1: he had not did this to me, I wouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: in this place today. I thought I had a man.
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  Speaker 1: Now I ain't got no man. Ah la la la
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  Speaker 1: la la. If I you know, he came along and
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  Speaker 1: I was doing just swell. He just came in and
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  Speaker 1: he just lied to me. He lied to me. Now
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  Speaker 1: that he did this to me, Then he cheated, then
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  Speaker 1: he left. All of that that you're saying can very
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  Speaker 1: well be true. Have you thought that maybe maybe somewhere
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  Speaker 1: in God's infinite wisdom, that he knew that you had
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  Speaker 1: made a mistake in picking him anyway? Maybe he knew
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  Speaker 1: you had made a mistake in saying yes or I
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  Speaker 1: do to him anyway, or come on, move in. And
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  Speaker 1: so what he did was based on your decision now
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  Speaker 1: to say yes I do, or come on, let's move
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  Speaker 1: in together. That was your decision. You ain't go to
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  Speaker 1: him about this one. You made this decision based on
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  Speaker 1: that decision and all the negative things that's all that happening.
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  Speaker 1: He allowed you to get away from it. Now how
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  Speaker 1: you got away from it, It's always not the choice
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  Speaker 1: of ours. See, you stuck on the fact that he left,
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  Speaker 1: that he walked out. But let me share this with you.
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  Speaker 1: When he was there, how good was he to you?
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  Speaker 1: How good was he for you? See, you got to
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  Speaker 1: you got to stand. You got to look at the blessing.
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  Speaker 1: The blessing is. Now you are on your own. Now
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  Speaker 1: you walk in your house. Ain't nobody in there with
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  Speaker 1: a disruptive spirit. Now you go home. You can take
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  Speaker 1: your clothes off and walk around like you want to.
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  Speaker 1: Now you go home, you can sit down and look
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  Speaker 1: at TV or catch your breath if you want to.
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  Speaker 1: Your kids don't have to see you're arguing all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Have you looked at the blessing in it? But now
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna keep looking at the negative, then guess what.
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  Speaker 1: Now you can't move forward because you keep allowing your
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  Speaker 1: past to keep you from moving forward. If God has
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  Speaker 1: bought you through it, why don't you move on from it? Look,
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  Speaker 1: you got through it. He gone on, He ain't coming back.
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  Speaker 1: He got somebody else. So you're gonna sit there and
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  Speaker 1: just keep tripping costs. He gone and he got somebody else.
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  Speaker 1: He Pick yourself up, Thank God for the blessing. It
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  Speaker 1: didn't feel like a blessing. Why you was going through it,
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  Speaker 1: and all the pain of him leaving and the divorce
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  Speaker 1: and all that messed you up? Got it when you
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  Speaker 1: get through it, all of that. You ain't the first
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  Speaker 1: one being left. You ain't the first woman been divorced.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't the first one been in a bad relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Pick yourself up, Thank God for the blessing, and move
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  Speaker 1: forward in your life because maybe when you quit complaining,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you'll find out that God has something in store
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  Speaker 1: for you that he wants you to have, but he
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  Speaker 1: can't give to you if you ain't grateful. So God
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  Speaker 1: gives you a blessing, but because you don't see it
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  Speaker 1: as a blessing, you ain't grateful for it. Now, guess what,
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  Speaker 1: You steady asking God to do something for you, but
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  Speaker 1: you ain't thanking him for what he's done for you,
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  Speaker 1: but you steady wanting him to do more. How does
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  Speaker 1: that work? How does that work? Man? That he should
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  Speaker 1: keep on giving you things when you ain't even working
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  Speaker 1: with the stuff he didn't gave you. It's like your child.
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  Speaker 1: If you keep buying your child a toy, and your
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  Speaker 1: child keeps taying his toys up, at one point, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna say, hey, look, I'm not buying you nothing until
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  Speaker 1: you learn how to take better care of the things
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  Speaker 1: you bought. And that's only right that you teach your
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  Speaker 1: child the value of a dollar, the value of respecting
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  Speaker 1: my work ethic that I've done for you. Tell me
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  Speaker 1: why it's got to work different? Just because he God,
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  Speaker 1: and just cause you're dining here with your lips stuck
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  Speaker 1: out about something. I just think that that's how it works.
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  Speaker 1: It just makes comments. It is to me. So you steady,
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  Speaker 1: Oh lord, I ain't had a man since you ain't
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  Speaker 1: ready for no man. You ain't ready for a man.
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  Speaker 1: How are you gonna? How are you? Man? You? You
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  Speaker 1: messed with somebody else? Man? And you and you over
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  Speaker 1: here still harping on the man you had that was
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  Speaker 1: doing you dirty at the house. What what you what
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do with another man? And I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just I'm just using that one example. It
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  Speaker 1: could go for me and two vice versa, and so
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  Speaker 1: on and so far. I'm just using that as an example. Now,
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  Speaker 1: why I laid on that one so long? You take
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  Speaker 1: that out with God. That's all just read. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: pointing fingers that nobody and nothing because I've been guilty
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  Speaker 1: on both sides of the coin. Who am I But
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  Speaker 1: I'm just sharing with you what I had to do.
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  Speaker 1: I had to learn to stop allowing my past to
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  Speaker 1: interfere with my future. I was who I was and
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  Speaker 1: I am who I am, and I'm cool with both
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  Speaker 1: of them. People you're listening, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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  Speaker 1: people from all around the world. This is Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Marty Show. Complicated, never duplicate. Not it's sexy. Helping here. Mary,
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  Speaker 1: don't understand. I have no idea, Steve. We are to
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  Speaker 1: be on this show this morning. Thank you, Lord, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. My attitude is great. We need some shouting.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Lord for your grace and your mercy. Amen again,
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  Speaker 1: it's good. How you doing. I'm Steve. If I was
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  Speaker 1: better i'd just be better. I guess I wouldn't know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm great? How are you, sir, wonderful Junior, I'm
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  Speaker 1: so glad to be me je I'm upset jay Z
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  Speaker 1: didn't win a damn thing. I ain't letting it go.
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  Speaker 1: Who jay Z so funny? Hard, hard, hard to win
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  Speaker 1: when your name who? What's up? I'm filing the North Star?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? You know what? Man, Steve, Let's get at
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  Speaker 1: it to that. Bruno Mars won all the awards. Congratulations, Congratulations, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: jay Z, I thought should have won, uh, Best Rap Album? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but but but Kendrick Lamar should have won Best Rap Album.
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  Speaker 1: And the only reasons I'm saying jay Z should have
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  Speaker 1: won Best Rap Album because I know him personally. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I really don't know who had the best damn rap album. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I had to listen to jay Z because it came
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  Speaker 1: out this summer and I was around my kids in
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  Speaker 1: a fined atmosphere. He was forced to hear it. Forced.
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  Speaker 1: That's when I heard family feud on that, and I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was an insult. Then my kids say, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's really straight up. Because I hear my name in
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  Speaker 1: the rap song, I think I'm taking another hit immediate
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  Speaker 1: but they said yeah, But then I love that was
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  Speaker 1: a little h I love Kendrick Lamar and his species
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  Speaker 1: was so good Man's relative and he strong. Did you lose?
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  Speaker 1: Kind Lamar and Bruno Mars are good people to lose
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  Speaker 1: to because but but which goes back to what I say.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody don't love hip hop, but there's some great hip
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  Speaker 1: hop artists out there, and hip hop is probably, uh
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  Speaker 1: the most important music genre of of of most people's
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  Speaker 1: lifetime today. It's not the most important to meet. Mine
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  Speaker 1: is R and B, but of people of relevance today,
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  Speaker 1: R and B is probably the genre and it's created more,
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  Speaker 1: way more millionaires than R and B will ever do.
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  Speaker 1: So I got that part two and I love that
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  Speaker 1: about it. Oh but it proves what I say. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: don't like hip hop, Everybody don't care for rap. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: like a good song, though, Oh yeah, I don't care
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  Speaker 1: who you are. You can be the greatest hip hop
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  Speaker 1: artist in the world. You love a good song. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: loves Bruno Mars jam he won dad, look at me, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm at the graves because it's father old school music man. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: Steve coming up something Funny Junior is here with his
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  Speaker 1: Truth be Told coming up. We'll be back to find
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  Speaker 1: out the answer. You're listening to Steve Harvey Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for something funny Junior. You're up with Truth
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  Speaker 1: Be Told. You know, I was thinking, you know, I've
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  Speaker 1: been thinking about this up. You know, boy cotton and
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  Speaker 1: stuff because boycotting needs and there's a few things I
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  Speaker 1: like the boy cut. If y'all don't mind, I just
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  Speaker 1: like to see if y'all just go with me, because
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  Speaker 1: this is the truth. He told some people that riddly
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  Speaker 1: need some boycotts, for instance, people who showed just a
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  Speaker 1: body part as their profile picture on social media. In
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  Speaker 1: other words, like all you see is just an elbow.
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  Speaker 1: All you see is just I you know, all you
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  Speaker 1: see is a hand. Where the rest of you at?
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  Speaker 1: So we don't know what you look like you see us? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's misleading. I'll finally meet you in person. You don't
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  Speaker 1: look nothing like The best part is the elbow. Well
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  Speaker 1: that's what they showed that. Yeah, we just got the
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  Speaker 1: boycott there. Put your whole picture up there. Here's somebody
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  Speaker 1: else that I would like to boycott as well. At
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  Speaker 1: the casinos as we're going to to watch Super Bowls.
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  Speaker 1: We get at the casino cocktail wagresses who avoid us
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  Speaker 1: players on the pennis slats. We should have jackub I
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  Speaker 1: jack posts ain't as big as other jack potts. JO counts.
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  Speaker 1: Is that money you're putting in there? Okay? But if
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  Speaker 1: my Dani go off and I get twenty dollars, I
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  Speaker 1: should have a drink. I shouldn't sit up there FO five.
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  Speaker 1: I was thirsty, nips chap. They don't roll through that
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  Speaker 1: that much. But they don't come by that at all.
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  Speaker 1: That's just disrespect. But but I hit. If I hit,
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  Speaker 1: you look bad on the penis me bail? Author and
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  Speaker 1: miss Chawmaine? We over there? We started at two. We
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  Speaker 1: didn't get a drink till seven thirty pm. That's not fair.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't put eight dollars and there. I still think
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  Speaker 1: so here and and last not people need to boycott
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  Speaker 1: people who cannot count change. I ain't staying these people don't.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot understand if it's four dollars and sixty cents,
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  Speaker 1: I give you a five. Why is we having a
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  Speaker 1: meeting at the rich? Is everybody over here? Assistant manager?
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  Speaker 1: That the band on fried over them making Yeah about
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  Speaker 1: how much is that? It's just forty cents? They have
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  Speaker 1: some fun, Junior go to a drive through window. Let
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  Speaker 1: it be fourty six. Give him the sixth cents. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: watched everything breakout. I can't do that. Just just boycott
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  Speaker 1: some of these things. Watch the fun, watch that break out?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, all right? I asked you a question before
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  Speaker 1: we went to break Have you ever fantasized about having
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  Speaker 1: a superstar singing voice? And if so, whose voice would
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  Speaker 1: you choose? You asking me? Yes, you man, Luther Van Drove.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one right there, and sing a little bit?
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  Speaker 1: Do do do? Dude? No? No, no, ready, no, we
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  Speaker 1: love the way I do. That's not bad. I can
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  Speaker 1: say for said done the head is true. There's a
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  Speaker 1: chance for me. Hen you Wow, Hey, that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Stud Oh, don't tie if you think you're right? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want Luther get all? Who would you? Who would you?
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  Speaker 1: I've always been part of the David Rufflin's voice. I
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  Speaker 1: love God, I love his voice or either no, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta give me a song, not David Rufflings. I love him.
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  Speaker 1: That's no, no, no. Dennis Edwards, Dennis, that was as
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  Speaker 1: good then is that was a good one Olly Woodson,
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  Speaker 1: and he would sing anywhere. He would say he had
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  Speaker 1: his music with him no matter where. He has a
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  Speaker 1: great story and great Hollywoodson story, the late great Hollywoodson. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he said at the JAS while he came to no
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  Speaker 1: Lack opening. Given't get on the floor out of yeah
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  Speaker 1: tim me, whose voice would you all had it? Pendegrad? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Time to give me a little bit turrying off the
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  Speaker 1: lights light of candle. That's all I got. I can
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  Speaker 1: sound like Junior wood This. This is the entryous because
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  Speaker 1: I'm already up here. I got to go with Mike.
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  Speaker 1: I got to take I'm already. I'm already up here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going mine. I don't need no finding him no time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just won't you here for me for all time? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got whole me, man, I'll be writing yourself. Tell
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  Speaker 1: you right, you give me that voice right there? If
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  Speaker 1: another no, I just won't lose you just want to
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you another voice. I wouldn't mind have it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh run man, oh yeah, oh man, yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: run hones Man. Got that voice I wish I had
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  Speaker 1: ain't that style? Man? That was that album? Got me
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  Speaker 1: through high school. Yeah, that is a great voice. Don't don't, don't, don't,
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  Speaker 1: don't out time. No, Charlie Wilson's in the body, Charlie Wilson. Charlie,
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  Speaker 1: that's a hard one right there. No one can sing
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  Speaker 1: like Charlie Luther run eyes, uh huh, humpty dance What
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  Speaker 1: did your boy dance? I just want to say, how
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  Speaker 1: about Stevie Wonder. Yeah, it's so unique, so many beautiful singers.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you a line of Richie Man has great
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  Speaker 1: does because when you try to duplicate him, it's hard
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  Speaker 1: because you got to one the rare voices. That's like,
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  Speaker 1: that's the comment. What did I say? Nothing? Did I
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  Speaker 1: say something wrong? It's always something with you open your
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  Speaker 1: mouth to be wrong. All right, listen, coming up, it's
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  Speaker 1: time for Nephew Timmy's run that prank at right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Morning Show coming up at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, MS and will be here
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  Speaker 1: with today's national news under headlines and plus we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: talk about the President's State of the Union address. Get
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  Speaker 1: ready for that. Everyone. A lot of people are uh
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  Speaker 1: not planning to attend tonight in protest of some sort. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going you stay away. That's two things. That's tonight.
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  Speaker 1: The address is tonight. But right now it's time for
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  Speaker 1: a nephew. Tommy would run that prank back? Your son
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  Speaker 1: is fat boy? Your son is yeah, definitely? Hey what
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  Speaker 1: your son is? Fat? People? Dotnot ready? Are we in
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: the sixties? What's the going on? We're launching on these brakes?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Your sign of fat running? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach Kathy. Please, Hi, Kathy, This is Kirvy. I'm actually
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: the the owner at the daycare, Mine's daycare when your
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: son comes. Alright, I'm sure you're familiar with my wife, Anita.
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  Speaker 1: All right, how are you doing today? Good? Oh, how's
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: a little little divine? How's he doing? He's good. He's
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: laying down taking a nap. Okay, you guys been coming here.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I guess about a year now, right, yes, since he
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give you a call.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at some some information I was I was
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Divine doing at home? Is he is he eating properly
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: at home? When you say eating, what do you mean?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Is he getting uh meals every time he's supposed to
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: get them? While he's at home. Yeah, he's doing pretty good. Okay,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: now there's there's there's no situation where you guys may
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: be a U s what did your food or anything
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: like that? Are you uh short as the food? No, sir,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: my husband works real good. We don't have a problem
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: with as short as the food. Is there a problem
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: with him? Well, you know, we're looking at the records
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: and littleness too. Have you looked at the comparison of
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: two year olds the majority of two year olds and
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: in comparison to I guess I should say size in
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: comparison to the bond side. You mean like in body
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: way body size. Yeah, I mean he's a little tall.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: You know, he wasn't a small chap when his barney
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: was ten pounds. But no, he's on the scale of
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: right where he should be. He's just a little, you know,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: taller because his daddy is tall. But he's doing ok So,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: you you're you don't think he's anywhere in the in
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: the ballpark of of of of of obesity at two
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: you mean fat? I mean, I didn't want to be blunt,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: but but but miss Cathy, you're I mean, I mean
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: your sons. Let me just say on the Sunday, I'm relaxed,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: and we're talking about you think my son is a
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: little overweight or what he's what's the problem? Well, I
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: mean I think he's fat, you know, and and and
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: the problem I'm goin. I'm noticing the records of everything. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: we need to back up to you think he's sat.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I've never spoken to you, Mr Kirby. Is that what
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: she said? My name is Kirby. Okay, So every morning
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: that I dropped him off for a year and I
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: give my daycare money. Ms Benita has never said anything
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: about his eating habits. So you're telling me that you
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: think my son is sat. With him, you deal with
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: him on a daily basis. I don't deal with him
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: on a daily basis. What I'm looking at his records
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: that are showing me that he's eating way more than
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: the rest of anybody at the daycare. And not only that,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: he's drinking probably a gallon of milk a day. In
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: the milk y'all only get snacks two times a day
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: and he's there only for breakfast and lunch. And how
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: in the hell is he drinking a gallon of milk?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: And if he is but all I is this. No, No,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I'm blown away by this because you're calling me on
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: a Sunday, calling my damn child fat. That's the problem.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: And your wife has never said a damn thing. Never
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: has she said one thing to me in a year
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: when she collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: my son is et y'all at a house at home? Okay, Well,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: you know my wife is a different person, and she
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: tries to be cordial with everyone. He's the one who
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: deals with me, Mr Kirby. I've never met you, never
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: met you espect of a Sunday. Reason why I'm calling
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you on a Sunday, ma'am, is that I know tomorrow
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna be trying to drop your son off,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I am gonna drop him off. I am don't know. No,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Here's where we knew that. Here. Either you can keep
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: him at home. No, I'm not keeping him at home.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: My husband works and I work. I'm dropping my damn
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: son off at six thirty like I do every morning.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Man listening, if we can't get him, If you want
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: to get on the side, because obviously you ain't the
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: one that need to be talking to me, because if
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: you're not there every day, and I did with your wife,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I'm to on in you that your son is too
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: big to be is coming every morning if that's the case,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: and if he's eating at a house at home, I'll
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: send him some extra. But what I paid my money
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: for is what you're gonna feed him for to full
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: meals and two snacks. And if he needs extra, I'll
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: put some in his bag. But he's drinking a gallon
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: of milk a day. Are you looking here? I don't care.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: There's no way possible that he can drink a gallon
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: the milk day. Here's here's here's the deal. I don't
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: want you to have to stop bringing your son now,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: and I'm not and I'm not. Here's my second alternative.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I will put him on a diet. Okay, I'll give
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: him an apple in the day. You ain't no damn
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: h are you from the health food promra? I will.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I will give him an apple and a glass of
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: water in the morning, and I'll give him an apple
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: and a glass of water in the evening, and then
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: you guys can feed him when he gets home. You
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: must be certified in the food program, especially if you're
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: sitting the pre telling me, my damn son is one
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: on a diet and he's not drinking no water and
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: no apple. He needs a full snack. If I've kids
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: is having an apple and water, then that's that you're
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: better be serving him. But if that ain't the case,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: in hell no, he better get the full snack. So
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well damn it,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: that's what my son better be getting. And if he
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: won't astra, he better get it. I'm listening all I'm
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you your d well, well, well, whoa
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: you need to back at the top. I know you
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: did not custom me. I know you ready to cut
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: to me. Let me tell you what say. You ain't
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: got to worry about it. We don't have nothing else
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: to talking about. My husband, me, your wife, and everybody
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: that working at damn daycare better be there in the morning,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: because that's six thirty. We're gonna be there and my
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: son he's coming um week and he gonna eat all
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: we If he want two gallons of milk, he gonna
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: drink it. If he wants two plates of food, he
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: gonna get it because I tell you what we say.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Damn good money to come to that daycare. So you're
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: gonna bring your child there, I'm gonna have to put
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: him on some swim players. I will put your child
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: on swim fast. I was trying not to give him
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: to be suspected, but I will ask give him some
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: slim fast, and you're gonna get a slim fast shopping.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I'm a whoop y'all that whoever gave it to him,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: whoever gave it to him, they're gonna get a slim
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: fast shipping. All the little kids that have some slim faster,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: is he getting some? He better eat whatever they eat.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: And if they eating steak, well, damn it, he better
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: have something too. If we had steak, he'd probably eat
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: the home. Damn cow he eatn't care. I'll pay for it.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: But he's been like getting up slim fast. I will
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: shut it down about my child. Okay, I got something
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: else you need to know about your son? What else
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: do I need to know besides you think my son
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: is overweight? What the elf can you tell me today?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I need to tell you this. I need to tell
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: you that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank o
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: call you. What did you just say? What did you
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: just say? There's his nephew, tim Me from the Steve
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Till. Your girlfriend Lucretia got me to frank
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: phone call you. I'm gonna beat that to that. She No,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I don't play about my demn son at all. That's
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: my only son. I don't play about him. I'm gonna
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: be the issue there. It's on after this. It's all
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: it is. Hey, I got one more thing. I gotta
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: ask you, baby, what is what is the baddest that,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, the baddest radio show in the land. Steve
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Shown. It's all. I hope you can hear
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: me whereever you at laughing, you're listening, ste Well, Tonight
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: is the night, guys. I know you guys can't wait.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: President Trump will deliver his his very first State of
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: the Union speech. I'll be watching Netflix. It come on
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: nine p m. Easton, it comes on Late City. Yeah,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: he did everything. I'll be watching Riverdale. Thank you so much. Anyway,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: the President will deliver his very first State of a
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Union address. All while his rush of firestorm investigation is
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: going on. You know, the President will take a victory
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: laugh about the economy, and he will also talk about
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: building a safe, strong, and proud America. Some of the
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Democrats planned to boycott the State of a Union address
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: due to tensions from Trump's s whole comments about Haiti
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: and Africa. John Lewis of Georgia, the congressman there, Maxine Waters,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Congresswoman Waters from California, Frederika Wilson, we all remember her, Florida,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: from Florida. Yeah, he will his wife be there because
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: she hasn't been seen lately. Oh, Milania. I bet she'll
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: be there, front and center. I bet she will hands
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: and if he tries, she'll smack it away. Alright. Massachusetts
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: congressman and the grandson of Robert F. Kennedy, Representative John
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Joseph Kennedy the Third will deliver the Democratic party formal
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: response to Trump's State of the Union address, and Elizabeth
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Guzman from Virginia will deliver the Democrat's response in Spanish.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: So there you have it, all right, audios in Maxine
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Waters doing one on B Yeah, yeah, I got to
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: hear with oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, she
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: is the truth. I'm don't have to hear mexic. Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: So are you gonna watch Steve You didn't say watch
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump? Yeah? I don't know, man. I mean, that's
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: like headache for I go to bed. Mm hmm, It's
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: like asking for a headache. I just, man, I'm just
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: so tired of reacting. I mean, I just he's not
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: gonna read that card man, That's what I want him not.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: And if he does, it's gonna be so low energy.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: And but if he goes off of it, then I
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: got to go what passion? Hell now, I gotta be
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: mad on. I don't feel like that before I go
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: to bed. I don't know, man, I don't know if
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it, because already, what are you gonna say?
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: He's gonna tell you how great he is, how I
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: won the election by landslide, here, the biggest turnout most.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: She shocked everybody with his win. But I want right, right,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: I want yeah, I'm president. Right, No collusions colusion, Yeah,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: that that find out there ain't no collusion. And how
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: how low the unemployment is for black people? Jay Z
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: need to know that, you know. Yeah, I don't know
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: why y'all ain't happy, aren't we Still twice as low
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: as our white counterparts though, But there's new collusion damnusion instruction.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Perhaps well they say he's gonna speak from the heart
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: too as well, that's what I want to hear. Yeah,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: he's gonna kind of dial back. We'll see, all right, Steve,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: she's here. Please, let's introduce mss Anne. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Miss and Trip. Thank you, Thanks guys, Thanks for Steve, Shirley,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Carla Timmey Jr. And j Anthony Brown. Okay. FBI Director
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Andrew McCabe has resigned his position much sooner than expected.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Um McCabe was a career official, not a political appointee. Nevertheless,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: he came under unrelenting criticism from President Trump and from
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: some of Trump's congressional Republican supporters. McCabe involved in both
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: the Russia Trump campaign investigation and in the agency's probe
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: into Hillary Clinton's email, but White House spokesperson Sarah Huckaby
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Sanders insists that the administration had nothing to do with
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: it and that they only found out about McCay's resignation
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: from the media. Look, the President stands by his previous
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: comments but in terms of the situations, we've seen the
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: reports just as all of you have. Okay, McCabe's leaving
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: comes ahead of his previously planned retirement this spring, so
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: the number three official at the FBI may fill the
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: vacancy at least four Now. Tonight's Day of the Union speech,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: President Trump says he intends to talk about the economy,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: about his tax reforms, changes in trade, and other visions
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: that he has for the country, and that will of
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: course include how he wants immigration handled. And Trump says
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: he's hoping to find some necessary support, believe it or not,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: across the aisle. Open just got to be bi partisans
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: because the Republicans really don't have the votes you get
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: it done in any other way, so it has to
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: be bi partisan. But hopefully the Democrats will join us,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: or enough of them will join us, so we can
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: really do something great for data and for immigration generally.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Last year, Trump announced the phase out to the OBA
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: era Dreamer's program, which shielded people brought here illegally as
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: children from deportation. But Trump is now saying that he
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: would be in favor of providing a path to citizenship
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: so long as Democrats get behind his funding for his
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: famous and well to out often outed border wall, the
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: one that he said when he was the running for
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: election that Mexico was going to pay for. Another top
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Republican has announced that he's not going to seek reelection
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: this time around. New Jersey Congressman Rodney Fleet and Haisen
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: says he's gonna retire at the end of his term
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: now Freedland. Heisen is a twelve term Republican and he's
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: head of the House Appropriations Committee, and he was about
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: to face a very difficult re election fight from Democrats
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: in the state of New Jersey. And now he becomes
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: the thirty third member of the member of the GOP
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: to announce that he will leave Congress at the end
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: of this year. German carmakers Volkswagen, BMW and Diamer have
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: confirmed that they financed a study that used monkeys to
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: test the health effects of diesel engine fumes, and a
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: spokesperson for for German Chancellor Angela Merkel says she condemns
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: those kind of experiments and numbers in they show that
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Sunday Nights Grammy Awards was viewed by six million fewer
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: households in last year's presentation In fact, the post to
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: say was the lowest rated Grammy show in history. Recent years,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Grammy viewership has always been about the same between like
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: twenty five and three or thirty million over the past
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: five years, but Nielsen says this last show gone and
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: only around nineteen million. Even so, the Grammys is still
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: one of the most watch TV events and will be
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: for this year. Finally, today is National Bubble Rack Appreciation
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  Speaker 1: that's that This is the most interesting. So you've been
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• 42:12
  Speaker 1: If I come to your house and I see the
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  Speaker 1: bottle open on the refrigerator. Somebody brought that back the
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Friends getting no damn bottle open. You know you ain't
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: been the friend. You just called you know how to
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: make French coats. Don't mean your aunt's been the friend. Okay,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: you just saw somebody on TV dipping this in egg
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: and Friday. That's all you know. You ain't been no friend.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: So you saw the leaning tied piece. That ain't friend,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: that's what you're telling. So you saw the lead it
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: tower with people really your friend, your France. Not only
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: you ain't been the Friends. There's nowhere where you live
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: you can get French bread. Who the hell are you fooling? Yeah, yeah,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know what they think they'd be fooling. But
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: just because we had em coot and you see Paris,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: that's not the real pass. You ain't been the friends.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Now we can French kiss all day long. But that
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: on mean you picked it up in France. I'm just
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: quick calling it. P L PERI water. You need to
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: get your regular bottom water. You got something y'all got
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: pre water. That's all I drink When I was in Friends,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I like a ball of pre water. You know what,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Let me do something that red tam you got on
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: people to have lin on it. If it came from France,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: you can by you ain't never be You ain't never
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: been to France because if you dragging your words, I
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: know you ain't been the friends. What holt tell y'all
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: stay in what what what? You ain't never been known to?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody talk like that over there? No so so
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: so you saying you saw the Mona Lisa Payton in
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: the museums. What you're saying? No, no, no, you you
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: you saw Monica Robinson. That's that's my friend from St. Louis.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: You ain't never being listen to me. Stop it's Polly
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Voo from say it is not Polly Flute to Frank
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Holly Holly fruit. Friends, ain't nobody said Holly f Stop
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: going out here saying that. They say? Alright, that is
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: our today's version of comedy Roulette. Thank you guys, that
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: was good. That was good. All right? Coming up next,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy has a prank phone call. That's right after this.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show, coming up at the
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after today's
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. But up next it's the nephew with today's
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: frank phone call. What you got next? Ah, you got
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: a little something for y'all. Fight night, Oh, fight night, Yeah,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: fighting night, like like a fight party. Yeah yeah yeah,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: fighting night, stay fighting night. Ya. I'm trying to speak
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  Speaker 1: to Troy. Yeah, hey, Troy, you're doing man? It's Kirby Man.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Uh I live a couple of streets over from you.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: What what's happening with your brother? Uh, Kirby? Kenny. Kenny
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: gave me. You got a kid, you know Kenny on
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: your street? Right? Oh? Yeah you have no Kenny? Yeah, yeah,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Kenny gave me your number. Man. I wanted to reach out.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I'm inviting a lot of people in the neighborhood, man
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: to you know, Mayweather fight. So I'm inviting a lot
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: of people over to the fight party over here in
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: my house. Oh yeah yeah, I was gonna want it
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: on fight too. That don't sound like a bad I did? Man? Okay, okay,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: well listen, man, come on through. Everybody's gonna be getting
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: here like around seven seven thirty and uh man, we
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: got food, We got looka margharitea machine. My boy, he's
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: gonna be on the grill with the Bourbons. And the
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: and the hot dogs. Man. And one of my other
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: partner's gonna be smoking some Wayne Is Man. So we
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: we could. Man. So I'm just inviting a bunch of
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: people the neighborhood to come through. Cool. You need me
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: to brace some through mash wine anything. Uh look at
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: now that you uh, now that you mentioned it. Man,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: we we were missing a little something. Uh. Let me
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this here, Troy. You um, you
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: got cable at your house? Yeah, you got cable. Okay,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: listen what we need man, I got about four thousand
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: feet a cable card. And what I wanna do is
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: come over there and hook up this cable card to
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: your house and running two streets over to my house
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: so we can watch the fight in the backyard. Wait wait, wait, wait,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: hold on, man, I know you hold up man ship,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I know, hold on, I know you didn't just say
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I say that again. You want to get that wet,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Like I say, we got the food, the look of
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: all of that. Man, you know a lot of people
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: coming over. But see the problem is, I ain't got
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: cable here at the house behind is you gonna have
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: a fight for that? And you ain't got no cable
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: asked me working with you help I wh So that's
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: what I'm asking you. I used to wait for the
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: cable coming. I know how to hook it up at
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: your house. I know how to buypass pay per view.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: We're gonna run it two streets so I got a
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: real duable cable card. I got a big TV. I'm
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: gonna put out in the backyard. You called me and
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: invite me to a fight party. Y'all. Ain't got no no,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: no cable. Now you want me to do something illegal
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: and run folk doesn't see the cable wives two streets
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: over to my backyard. Over the sit. I might heal
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: the wife, Poe Man, get me put out. I'm already
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: having My markets are already. Now you want me to
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: do something I legal, Get me put out? Okay, I
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: understand that, do well? Listen. What I'm saying is, no,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: we're just talking about for a few hour. We ain't open.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: We ain't like. We're gonna do it for a couple
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: of days and not. I don't know how you did.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: You can leave a comic color a cat man and
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: right about to a fight part and you ain't got
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: no cable, okay, but I invited you to if you funny,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: get looking food and stuff. Man, you punna have a
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: good time. Do your card. Let let me let me
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: get a little bit of okay before a couple hours
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: so everybody can watch the fight. So you want to
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: have a fight part that in my house? Man, I
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: don't know you like that. You know I'm not saying
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: we haven't the holler house. Man. I'm like, I'm gonna
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: we're having it at my We're just using your cable. Man,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I can't have no cave. I don't do nothing that legal. Man.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: So I'm not having no police in front of my house.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: And I got I got a family night a family man.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I got to get up every morning, go to work.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I work hard. I'm not and I got that. Man.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you for a few hours, man, so
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: everybody see the may Weather fight. Man. Man, you said, man,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Kenny Man, I don't know. I don't really know y'all
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: people like that. Man, I don't know Kenny Well, I
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: didn't know because of keep a nice yard. Man, I
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: don't know y'all. I keep you having no laws and
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: all of them my children running wound this cave, but
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: coming from my highland, I can't have that. Man. I
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: might here with the white show, the white folks are
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: not having it. Man. I understand all that, man, but
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't fight it all these people. I can't disappoint
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: these people. I got to have to fight on at
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: the house. I understand your situation. Brother. I want to
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: be at your house watching the fight too, but I
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: can't know where the world on the hair. No folks
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: out for the cable running from my house. I can't
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: see that one. I'm not hit a suburb now with
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: a family, and now I can't do the type of
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: thing I can't. I don't want the police, I don't
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: want the cable. Came man, you the only one in
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: the suburby. I'm not here to what I'm trying to
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: tell you. If I'm nothing to disappoint the people now,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I want to have your approval, but I'm coming to
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: hook this cable up. You come in well to hook
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: up from cable. I'm coming to your eyes to hook
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: this table and run it to streets. Oh so if
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I say you can't hook it up, you're gonna come
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: and hook up anyway. That was you're telling me. I'm
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: telling you I can't disappoint these people. I'm coming to
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: hook this cable up, man, whether you like it or not. Now,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: if you put me for the my hour fulk out
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: for the cable, it's gone. I got a right, Hey man,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I can't disappoint these people. And I'm just trying to
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: get you to show some law for you, just a
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: show for him if you can come over. Mind, you're
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: bringing people you got with you so they can see
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: a fight. Hey man, what what do you What did
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: you saying? You're trying to tell me you ain't gonna
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: let me hook the cable up. When I get over
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: that look on it, I'll be wearing out there with
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: no shortnes shot and you're gonna fit team around with me,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: and then I'm nothing to see and Kenny me, you was,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: I know who to extend, but you're not gonna give
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: me the breaking along in front of my shooter out here. Man,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I'm thining nine years. I'll play them games man when
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: I was you know, you made with a cut of course,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: and me with a lot money. But hey, I'm not
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: going for I'm not going for that roud the side. Brother,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: You're not having all that activity going on in my house.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I'm coming over that and I'm looking up this cable.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: When you come over here, you're to bad. I got
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: something fun of you tested you come over. I'm sitting
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: in front of my house right now. I can't it
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: comes winter to Mr Cavery. I got some from y'all all.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you if i'm coming over, my cable off
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: so these people can watch fight. They were lining up
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: dead and you're gonna come take some care from my
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: house lining up. I'm gonna have my wife's taping my
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: hands up right now so I'm be It's like I
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you, though,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: is you're listening. I don't care what do you say.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: You come in front of my house. You better racially
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: what you because you're gonna leave here. You con front
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: of my house a cable car. I don't know who
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: you is. And I'm gonna want Kenny when they might
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: see him, I'm whooping him on side. I don't get
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: like cheering in the car. It hits your come and
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna whoop you if you come out here. Then
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: since time about you, I'm to put you right here. Man,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: come in mind. Right now, I said, I got one
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: more thing to say that you want. What you're going
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: to say is you listen to me. I'm listening. This
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: is nephew caught me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: You just got cranked by your boy? Who who you said? He?
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: This is nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: And I know you ain't called my phone. Man, my
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: blood pressure hid here. You got me ready to square.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: I mean I got clips from and my clips from
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: the ric thing man. You got me reading about somebody
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: out there. All right, man, I gotta ask you this
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: right here, choy, what is what is the baddest I'm
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land, man,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, y'all crazy. I think I'm
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: a genius. I really, Joe, I think us that's what
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: you thinks. You have nothing to say about that, purely
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I've told you all hands down genius nowhere around it,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: easy genius. It's so sad. Well if he doesn't think it's,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Steve got to start saying. You don't understand what Harriet
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Tubman went to Lucas. Now see listen to me. See Shirley.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: What he's saying is, see, Sureley, you said that right.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: If he doesn't think it didn't, that means nobody does
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: right right, It's got to start somewhere right there, right,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I'll accept that statement right there. If he doesn't think it,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: then who does nobody? At my girlfriend for it? She
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: loves that microphone. So it's okay. What is he a
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: genius or not? Sure? He the only one has ever
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: said that? No one has ever You've never heard that
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: about timing a lot of people thinking with Steve. You
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: you fear name rue person to thank you a genius.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: You fear me man. You you are so afraid of
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: my like you got rid of my mid Day remarks.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: You scared me to say something, give people knowledge and wisdom.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: You don't want that. You're afraid you because you don't
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: have nothing. I love the mid show remarks. I have
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: great Tommy, you ain't wise about nothing. Can you do?
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Let me do one a dating the humor in this
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: boy with this foolishness. Then we could say, once and
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: for all, Steve Man, whatever coming up and the time
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: of the hour, today's Strawberry letter, y'all want to do
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: me a show? Remarks instead of strawberry les. You're listening
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, today's a very
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: letter is up next, and yes it is a good one.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: But quickly tonight, as we've been mentioning all morning, tonight
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: is the President's very first State of the Union address.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Will bet the President Trump will tweet it was the
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: most watched State of Union addressed ever in the history
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: of State of the Unions in the history. You know
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: he's gonna tweet that. Yes, you know he is. Yes.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: And now, speaking of tweeting, did you guys see when
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: the President lashed out at jay Z. Yeah, when he tweeted,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: somebody please informed jay Z that because of my policies,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: black unemployment has just been reported to be at the
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: lowest rate ever recorded. Damn. Those policies were placed from
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: the Obama administration. First of all. Yeah, but he's taken
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: credit for President Trump. Well. According to the Bureau of
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Labor Statistics, the unemployment rate for African Americans has been
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: in decline since, falling from sixteen point four percent in
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: August two thousand and eleven to seven point eight percent
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: in jay Anuary of two thousand seventeen. Okay, we have
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: to watch it just for it, just because what he's
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: talking about. Well, no, just for the antics, just for
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: what it's going to be. Another political show that's coming
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: on the night that's better than the State of the Y. Yeah. Yeah,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: it's the Rockets in the Washington Rockets must win. And
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: and jay Z made those comments on the Van Jones Show.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: As we mentioned, he was his first. Jay Z didn't
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: say anything. Jay Z called him a super bug you know.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: But what Yah, what jay Z was saying was you
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: can talk about all of that, but if the country's
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: in trouble, you know, and if you're treating him bad work? Yeah, yeah,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: who care how much money you make if it's okay
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: for the skinhead to run you over in absolutely yeah,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I just want to see it, all right. Tell me,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: let's take this to the letter. Place's get to it.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Bu hold on tight. Here it is a strawberry letter.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: And another one here we go subject married men only.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Is there really a signal that women put off that
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: tells a man that she only dates married men? Because
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: that's all I seem to pull since I was sixteen
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: and now I'm twenty eight. If so, let me know
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: so I can clear it off my face. I always
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: thought it was because I was mature for my age,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: but I even pulled broke. Married men don't laugh. But
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: I believe if he was going to play, he had
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: to pay. Low esteem has been an issue in the past,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: but one time with the man, I can't let go.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I can. But once I'm with the men, I can
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: let them go. However they cannot let me go. We
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: all still remain friends. We talked about everything and anything,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: and I do suggest that they receive couples counseling. Okay,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I know I'm still in the wrong. I'm not slow.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: It's just a maneuver. I try to sick myself out
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: to get them to psych myself out. I couldn't get
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: that one. Okay, I try to psych myself out, uh,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: to get them to leave me. It sucks, I know,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: but the change the phone number move doesn't work when
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: they know where you work and live. These are not
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: bad men. I believe they really just need someone to
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: talk to. But like men, they can't separate the cookie
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: from the friend. Thank you, and I hope you don't
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: clown me too bad. Well, we don't have to clown
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: you because you know you're clowning yourself. You really are. Uh,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: every time you get with the merried man, you're clowning yourself. Uh.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: You say, do you have something on your face that
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: that puts this vibe out there? You know that you
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: only are interested in married men. Well, uh no, Uh,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: not necessarily the case, you know, but men do like
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: confidence in a woman, and it doesn't matter if you
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: pull them. I mean, I take it that you're an
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: attractive woman. So men are probably gonna hit on you,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: single and married. But it's up to you to say no.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: It's up to you not to allow this to go down.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: You say, low self esteem has been an issue in
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: the past, and apparently it still is, you know, because
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: you keep pulling the same kinds of guys. You keep
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: dating these same kinds of guys. Uh. You also say
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: that you know you're in the wrong and and and people.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: I say, people who know better usually do better. So
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: I say, you know, girl, let these men go. Leave
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: his married men alone that you pull. Uh, you know,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: and that's it. Move on with your life, let him go.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: You already know what to do. Steve this this, this
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: might help a few people out here. Subject married men only.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: She opens up the letter with something really good. Is
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: that really a signal that women put off the tales
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: of man, that she only dates married men. They answer
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: to that is yes. The answer to that is yes. See,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: we are hunters. We know how to hunt. If you look,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: men are no different from animals that you see in
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  Speaker 1: the while when they hunt. When you see a group
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  Speaker 1: of wolves attack of her, who do they look for?
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  Speaker 1: The elderly, the sick, the weak, and the young. The elderly,
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  Speaker 1: the sick, the weak, and the young. Women, if if, if, if,
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  Speaker 1: if you look broken, don't have self esteem, we well,
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  Speaker 1: we got you. If you're young, not mature, we got you.
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  Speaker 1: And if you seem like you ain't been keeping up
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  Speaker 1: with the rest of everybody else, that's a weakness. We
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  Speaker 1: got you. So yeah, they all signal that women put
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  Speaker 1: off the tales of man, that she only dates married
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  Speaker 1: men is number one. You don't ask questions. That's the
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  Speaker 1: first thing that lets the married man. No, it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: You don't ask any questions. Can I have what's your
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: home number? Can I come by? What time? Why is this? See?
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  Speaker 1: So you run into these men and you don't ask
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: no questions, then you find out they're married or they
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: walk up to you and then they tell you you married.
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  Speaker 1: And because you have no standards and requirements, now you
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  Speaker 1: net okay, because that's all I seem to pull since
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  Speaker 1: I was sixteen. Sixteen, you've been pulling married men since
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: you were sixteen. You got more than a self esteem problem,
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  Speaker 1: young lady, you got some other problems. And I ain
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  Speaker 1: don't need to be getting into that. I think you
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  Speaker 1: know what's wrong. Uh, let me know if there's a
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  Speaker 1: way so I can clear it off my face. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't on your face, it's in your conversation. You have
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  Speaker 1: no questions, no standards, no requirements. So guess what me
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  Speaker 1: being married? What they got to do with anything? Um,
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  Speaker 1: you used to think it was because you were mature
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  Speaker 1: for your age. No, it's the direct opposite. You've been
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  Speaker 1: immature for your age. See, acting fast and having sex
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  Speaker 1: don't make you more of a lady or a woman.
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  Speaker 1: Ask any grown woman if that makes you more of
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  Speaker 1: a lady or a woman, and I'm almost certain they
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  Speaker 1: will tell you till the lady that ain't got nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with your womanhood and your respectability. But you
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  Speaker 1: even pull broke me and don't laugh, lo self estee
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  Speaker 1: has been an issue in the past. Lady, your self
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  Speaker 1: esteem is still an issue. Then when you then when
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  Speaker 1: you break it off, you say that we still remain friends.
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  Speaker 1: We talk about everything and anything, and I do suggest
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  Speaker 1: that they receive couples counseling. Lady, you don't even mean that.
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  Speaker 1: That's just something you've said to try to clear your
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: little raggedy conscious of the wrong you've done. Let me
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: do this wrong, but now let me try to help you.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: You can't help a man outside of his marriage with
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: what's going on in his marriage. You is a damn problem.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: So now what is counseling to? Save it? Save it?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: We'll be back twelve after you're listening to Steve. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: come on, let's get to part two of your response
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter. All right here, God, of this
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  Speaker 1: subject married men only. This woman has been sleeping with
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: married men since she was sixteen. She's now She was
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: thinking it was because she was mature for her age,
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  Speaker 1: and she wants to know it's that a signal that
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: women put off the tales of man that she only
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: days married men. Well, she thought that it was low
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: self esteem has been an issue in the past. I'm
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: trying to tell her that it's still an issue. And
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: then she said, even after she can break up with him,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: after they're dating together, but they don't know how and
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: uh when they but they still want to talk to
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: her about anything and everything. And I do suggest that
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: they receive couples counseling, which is a statement that she
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: can't possibly really mean when you're the cause of the counseling. See,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: you can't be the cause and the answer. See, if
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: you're the problem, you're not the solution. So lady, come
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: on now, Okay, I know I'm still in the wrong,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: which means you haven't fixed the damn thing. She said,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not slow, and you know, I try to psych
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  Speaker 1: myself out to get them to leave me. It sucks,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: I know, but I change the numbers. They find out
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: where you lives in him. Now, then she says, these
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: are not bad men, Lady, you're a bad judge of character.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: And from grown man who's married a sleeping with you
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  Speaker 1: and your sixteen that's not only a bad man, that's
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  Speaker 1: a gorilla. That's what men calling our circle gorillas. They
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: just they just gorillas now, man, So that's just anybody
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: a sixteen year old girl, and you're married. Come on, man,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: come on, you weigh out of line. And then she say,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I believe that they really just need someone to talk
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: to We always say that we need somebody to talk
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: to you because it plays on your nurturing side as women,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: and you want to fix and heal and soothe and comfort,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: so you listen. But now then she says, but it's
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: like men. They can't separate the cookie from the friend.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Are you stupid? App you to some about us men? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: we can separate the cookie from the friend. It's just
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: guess what. It's jack pop for us when we find
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: a friendly cookie. You don't have a right. All you
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: are is the friendly cookie. That's all you are talking about.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Some man don't know how to differ. Check the two.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: We ain't that stupid. Alright, Steve, we gotta get out
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  Speaker 1: of here. Thank you so very much, good hand Sir.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: You can email us or instagram us your thoughts on
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter at my Girls Shirley and please join
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: me this Thursday at one p m. Eastern Time for
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter Live after show on Facebook now UM.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Over the past week, fans of the Patriots got into
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: the spirit of the Super Bowl by banning and boycotting
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff made famous by Philadelphia, such as
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: such such as Eagles in any shape or form, any
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: shape or form they've been yea, well, well you know,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: you know, come on, cream cheesecakes, banning Philadelphia cream cheese
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: and a little silver packet done banning that right, soft pretzels,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: cracked copper bells, anything the shape of Midnight Green. They're
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: banning Will Smith. Wait a minute now, so that's just yeah,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Sylvester Stallone, Rocky, but not Kevin Hard. Who's awesome? What Kevin? Yes,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: it's just a short ban. It won't be lone and
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: not to be outdone. Eagles fans have also gotten into
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: the act, banning Boston cream doughnuts okay, Boston beer, Boston Beer,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: and Boston's beer a. Philadelphia's Museum of the American Revolution
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: is temporarily temporary, only changing the name of their Patriots
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Gallery to Eagles Gallery. All right, I like that. Yeah,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: it's going down. Yeah, it is a little fun rivalry
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: before the game. We ain't got to change nothing in
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: clean team, so nothing. You don't think they're regrouping now,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Steve thinking about what they can do for this coming season.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: And they got two big picks. They got the first
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: pick and the fourth pick. They so that's a good thing, right,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: don't you excited about that? Man? Just the season now?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Who they're gonna pick? We keep going to We bet
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: that picked nobody. Texas thought that drunk as Johnny Manziel
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: didn't put this boy, Miles or whatever his I don't
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: even know he played. Well, you had r G three
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: for a minute, didn't you. Oh, Man, we we traded
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: for him. You got ahead super Bowl, Steve, you're excited, man,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: I really want Philly to win. I'm pulling for him
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: with everything in me. Man, I showed hope to Philadelphia.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Eagles shock them. But eighty one percent of the players
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: that's on the Patriots have played in Super Bow before, Man.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: And they got and they got Baby, and they got
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Billy checked. And if they're within ten points with three
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: minutes left, they're gonna win. That's what's crazy about them. Man.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: I want Philly to win this game so bad. I'm
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: pulling for him. I'm putting my money on Philly too. Man,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Come on, Philly, come on, Phillis all the way, man,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Eagles all the way and it ain't ain't even close
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: how I wanted to go. And it better be not
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: like not like last year when the Falcons had it
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: until so they can have man. Man, it was home twelve.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: Don't get nervous about nothing. You don't celebrate the Patriots
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: city game over driving home. Yeah, that's when I think
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: about start rooting for the Patriots. Maybe they'll allude I'm
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: not doing that trying to because of the Patriots. No,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: the reason Texans can't go to Suit Bowl a lot
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: of other things ain't. Don't. Don't blame that on the Patriots.
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  Speaker 1: Don't putting that right square on their shoulders on. No,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: y'all got some other issues. They beat us with the
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: third strain quarterback. Well, you know, at least you ain't
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: the Browns but didn't win a game this year, got
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: their head coach in it, Damn body. I looked at
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Miles Garrett. He got some sacks this past season. Okay,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: did you see one sacks on? What he? Are you
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: talking about? That? Still ain't enough? He what are you
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: back that? Tackling quarterbacks? Yeah, rookie season they scored eighty
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: four point where he can tackle the course. Probably they
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: failing he feels. All right, we'll be back with more
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, well, Steve,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: you said this was okay earlier, your nephew, go ahead,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: give me the music. You know, I got to have. No,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: you don't get no remark I want to know. But
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Tommy gets his midshow remarks right here, Jack go ahead
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: before him. Boy, what a music kid. I gotta be
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: in the movie. You better get some other music. But Steve,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: don't shut him down. No, Well, he can't use close
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: and remark music. What my tip music? I used to Hey,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: I can't let me hear that. So here it is hidios.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: This is the great manage of wisdom from the nephew.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: My closing remarks today it's mid show. Yeah, my mid
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: show remarks today. Don't blame mcclown, but acting like a clown.
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  Speaker 1: Blame yourself for going to the circus. Oh did you
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: hear what I say? Don't blame a clown for acting
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: like a clown, Blame yourself for going to the circus.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: A lot of y'all getting frustrated and upset about state
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: of the union, you going to the circus. If you
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: turn it on the night, you understand that. Don't blame
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: your a clown for acting like a clown, Blame yourself
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: for going to a circus. Those are my clothing remarks.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: I think mit show show that was incredible. That was incredible.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: I'm serious. Yeah, I got food singing behind you the
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: whole damn Like Steve, just respect the fact that you
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: know he's trying to do something on his own. Now
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: that's a clown singing for for my what do you?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: What's wrong when I when I when I speak on clown,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: he sang on client, were team? What is wrong with it?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: I'm always team Tommy? You know that I said with nothing,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: don't blame the clown, not blame yourself. But going to
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: that's it ain't gonna be all long and drawn out, Steve,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: get too glad. I saw it for myself. He's supposed
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: to be a genius. That genius. Maybe he needs to
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: do more. Maybe you need to let him do more.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: That show ain't how you get more? Let me take
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: do y'all know? Netflix and played five hundred thousand for
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: that right there? Do you know that? What see you?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Right there? Man? That's why you when you're not gonna
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: do that on this show. Netflix will not Netflix don't
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: know you, he said, Netflix, I wish I wish you'd going.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Now we're gonna want to make everybody feel better about that. Okay,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: here's a question, ladies. I'm gonna ask the audience this question.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Would you all be interested in coming to a comedy
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: concert starring JR J, Anthony Brown and nephew Tommy. I
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: want the public to send us How how can they
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: email us? Y'all? Steve Harvey FM dot com. Go to
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM dot com and tell me if you
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: would be interested in seeing need three foods in concert
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: together like a tool. A tool. So who's the headliner? Yeah, everybody?
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  Speaker 1: Twenty minutes? How we do it? Everybody do twenty minutes
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  Speaker 1: and we come out to the audience, come out and
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: talk to the audience. So when no, I do disagree
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: with talking to the audience, don't talk to You're the
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: only one that's good at that, you know, I know
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: how to talk to people. What do you say, Tommy?
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: You need to stay on stage and do your show.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: You got you very funny, You're good at no. Really,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: Tommy you're good at that. You got characters, You got
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: all that. Just stay on stage. Don't go out there.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: You don't like you because you get fat too quick?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Are send me ride down there? Dot com and all that.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Stay on stage and do your at You're funny. You
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  Speaker 1: got characters. I don't think there's a You gotta have some.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Who's gonna close the show is the question? Yeah, I
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: think Jay Club out of respect. I think it should
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: be Junior Tommy Jay like that. I'll close it. But
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: y'all need to get Jelizzes off the stage. That's problem
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: right right if they do twenty five, that don't mean
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: one of your characters do twenty five. You said, you
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: say you're five offense. It's not gonna work because you
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: can't get along. I listened to me from the business standpoint.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I think it would be a great tour. Now here's
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: here's why I think it should go. I think Tommy
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: should host the show, okay, because then Tommy could come
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: out do it. He could come to a character with
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: a character. Junior come up first and then you go
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: up second. I think that's how the show should go,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: because then it it don't that's no star to the show,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: everybody has the starring moment. I think Tommy would be
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: the better host because he has more angles to come from.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: But Steve, who who do you think would act most
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: like a star? That's definitely at y'all stop that I
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: have seen it. I'm on the show bringing Tommy his soup.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: I asked a question. We're trying to iron boy. Stop
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: that I've on the show, Shirley bringing Timmy his soup.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: But then I got to get dressed air perform. Okay,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: see the reason why and I'm always on team tim
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: and the reason why time is gonna be more trouble
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: first of all is Timmy. Then Tommy's characters. You gotta deal.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like Butterfly. Yeah, down down do that, jac
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: down do that. I'm just gonna get this right here. Okay,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: come on, see I would promote it. I would have
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: my production company, I do it myself up all the
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: money we promoted from the show. Okay, wait, hold on, Steve,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: we we gotta go. We can continue this right after this.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, uh,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: in case you you're just joining us, In case you
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: missed it, Steve has just put together a show starring
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Junior Jay and headlining, and you know the diva of
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: it all, Nephew Tommy, and they're gonna we could actually
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: get a few dates in early. We could actually get
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: out in April. We could do April and May. We
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: could do April and May and then come back and
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: do September, October, November. Do we do too? Do we
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: do two shows in one place one night? And yeah, man,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to put it together. A good place
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: to kick it off with the saying a soul to
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: play kick off? No, that will be too late. I'll
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: be saying April standing souls, and I wonder how much
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Monique call? Oh you're gonna add someone else to the show? Is?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: So you want me going to roll with this? Right? So?
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: This why I got to travel with Carlin and I
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: run the concession stand or something? Can we can we get?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: And I don't go, Yeah, you got what happened? What
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: happened to yourself? I'm always a team timing, but I
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: got nothing. I got nothing. I mean he loaded that
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: in his mind and saying say it loaded some time
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: and say this, Okay, did you guys hear hear me?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Can Carl and I do something, run the concession stand
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: or something, Yeah, coming to stage or something like that,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: because y'all gonna cost too much. Y'all need outfits. Okay,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: we're just called up. We're joining the me too movement.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: This is the year of the win of the Yeah,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: woman ain't got the joke. We're not comedians. Don't come
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: in your star. You can't sell popcorn. I know you
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: can't tell popcorn. Can't even make you to make it.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: That's why we all after party? Why we gotta cook?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Can we do that? So sexist? Joe the y'all after party?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: You said? And burning and dal did y'all have after party?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Crown roll through? We had to go, Oh, you can
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: get us a sponsor? U uh listen, you don't put
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: up the man. I can get a sponsor for the show.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't for y'all. What is y'all talking about? Y'all
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  Speaker 1: all y'all lorn is y'all money? See, I gotta come
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  Speaker 1: up with a way to guarantee y'all X amount of
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  Speaker 1: dollars And then if it do this, you make that
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  Speaker 1: got you? Well? See why can't why can't we be
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  Speaker 1: involved in this? I'm just saying in some way. What
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  Speaker 1: are you gonna do it self? Asked for some money?
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  Speaker 1: We can give us something, man, Yeah, what is that's
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  Speaker 1: all they're gonna do? Because said all not now ticket
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  Speaker 1: then gonna on first class sweets all this? How to
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  Speaker 1: deal with these two? Before God? This ain't are we
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  Speaker 1: dealing with right here? This right here? These two right here?
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  Speaker 1: This is just Whitney Houston. Yeah, but don't want to
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: say this is Dina Ross and Whitney Houston minor town.
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  Speaker 1: But all that come with it though, on troj have makeup?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody cares. We're most women have all of that problem.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy wears makeup on stage? What you didn't You didn't
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  Speaker 1: know that? Wait minute, what Temmy? Where's makeup? Oh wait
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  Speaker 1: hold up Tommy in a stage place? Hey don't know
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna be you've been potting yourself. You go out
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  Speaker 1: and what we're wrong? Color? Dam squad Tommy? Before he
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  Speaker 1: go out, he get he get dusted, yes and proud
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  Speaker 1: of yes? Yes, so sure you mean he got a foundation?
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  Speaker 1: Not only not only that, Junior, we wear the same number.
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  Speaker 1: Okay you lying nt five? We see there? You know?
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  Speaker 1: Did you just correct us? So he goes in Macy's
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  Speaker 1: and then I don't sit in no chill and getting
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  Speaker 1: made up. Say, Tommy's a star, he has a he
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  Speaker 1: has a glam squaw up there. He don't. You don't
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  Speaker 1: think I'm coming out on one of these two days.
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  Speaker 1: Have to much powder. You have to see You had
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  Speaker 1: to see it, ladies and gentlemen coming to the stage
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  Speaker 1: freshly dust all glow Max six five. You've seen him
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  Speaker 1: in it's a cute. You saw him in baggage place.
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  Speaker 1: You saw him in thing like a man. Ain't no
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  Speaker 1: damn body seen him in proper ray but he got
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  Speaker 1: a much makeup owners. They had a proper rate. Put
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  Speaker 1: your hands together for nephew skilled. I'm sorry, Thomas, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: Thomas Man. I did not know he got made but
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  Speaker 1: tell me it's fenty now though Rihanna's new makeup line. Yeah,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: he used the same thing Rihanna. You know she hasn't
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  Speaker 1: make up line and it's beautiful still it's called fenty
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  Speaker 1: be like and bead really try you are ugly, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: What's saying? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here's a question for you guys. Everybody's excited
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  Speaker 1: about the big game, about the super Bowl, all of
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: that about the Patriots and the Eagles. Let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you guys this, if you were throwing a Super Bowl party,
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  Speaker 1: what's the best way to give one? What what makes
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  Speaker 1: a great super Bowl party? Besides the game, of course,
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  Speaker 1: you know, especially if the fighting. Yeah, y'all really want
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  Speaker 1: to know. Yeah yeah, if you get like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: a bartender and some waitresses. But how the waitresses painted
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  Speaker 1: painted on jersey? This is really really nice. They beat Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they beat naked, but but you know, wife and kids
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  Speaker 1: got to be gone, but they'd be naked, but they
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  Speaker 1: the jersey be painted on them. Se you made too
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  Speaker 1: much money? Time? What does money come on? We can't
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  Speaker 1: anybody for that. And then plus people we know, we
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  Speaker 1: don't want them painting. We don't want that. Okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: just somebody. I got a lot of people I don't
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  Speaker 1: won't paint it all. You really need to have a
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: good superow point is everybody gotta contribute. See, if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing, don't look at me to have everything.
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  Speaker 1: You won't. They're gonna happen. I'm gonna have a wings.
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  Speaker 1: I probably have a couple of drinks for you. But
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: then you want to bring something except for so calling
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  Speaker 1: you good. I know you you cook. You surely don't
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  Speaker 1: bring nothing. You just come. Sure. But see if you
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  Speaker 1: came to my hus and I gave a party, you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have to bring a thing. I'd have everything for you. Everything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do that everything I usually tell people to bring,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: like bring what you want to drink or some ice.
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  Speaker 1: You don't pick up something like that. But you have
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  Speaker 1: to bring the food. You gotta bring food. But if
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  Speaker 1: you don't like chicken wings, because that's what you serve
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: as super Bowl party, Yeah, yeah, that's it. You have
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  Speaker 1: to have wings. Yeah, if you don't have your wings
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  Speaker 1: now though, you might have a problem. It runs out
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  Speaker 1: of wings this time of the year. You know that,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: because what is it, Tay Sunday? Yes, you have how
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  Speaker 1: many you gotta have some wings? Now? You keep keeping
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: how many people that feed? So you're gonna have a
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: party with fifty people? Okay? Wings? What else you're gonna
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: have wings? You're gonna have beer, You're gonna have some sweet.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: You gotta have something sweet. Well, you can have wine cocktails,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: it just doesn't have to be beer. And then you
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  Speaker 1: can have like naas Okay, always works. If I get
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: that peach cop I bet you fly down. I'm there.
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  Speaker 1: So now you're frying your wings on the map, your
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: build on your master built Tommy, okay, yeah, or you
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  Speaker 1: can put him in that electric smoke and smoke so
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  Speaker 1: I love smoked wings. Yeah. So now we got wings.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: We got nachos and peach cobbler. Peach cobbler for dessert.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: You gotta have some fruit puttybody, don't drink. You gotta
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: have something fruit. Yeah, yeah, but what about your sides?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: Like you got sides? Right? You're a game. You potato chips? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: you ain't getting You ain't even get full of meal.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Once you leave the Super Bowl party. You're still gonna
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: be really home before you come. Okay, you can a
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: pizza for the kids. And okay, all right, and you
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: gotta have a game on more than one TV and
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: and the key to it, get the small plates. Don't
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: get them big places that people can load. Yeah, a
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: small plate. It's all right. Uh, we'll be back with
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  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, tonight
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: is the night, guys. I know you guys, can't wait.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: President Trump will deliver his his very first State of
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: the Union speech. I'll be watching Netflix on nine p m. Easton.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: It comes on Late City. Yeah, he did everything he did.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: I'll be watching Riverdale. Thank you so much. Anyway, the
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: President will deliver his very first State of a Union address,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: all while his rush of firestorm investigation is going on.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: You know. The President will take a victory lap about
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: the economy, and he will also talk about building a stay,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: a strong and proud America. Some of the Democrats planned
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: to boycott the State of a Union address due to
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: tensions from Trump's s whole comments about Haiti and Africa.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: John Lewis of Georgia. The congressman there, Maxine Waters, Congresswoman
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: Waters from California, Frederika Wilson, we all remember her, Florida
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: from Florida. Yeah, his wife be there because she hasn't
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: been scene lately. Oh Milania. Yeah, I bet she'll be there,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: front and center. I bet you will switch them and
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: if he drives, she'll smack it away. Alright. Massachusetts congressman
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  Speaker 1: and the grandson of Robert F. Kennedy, Representative John Joseph
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: Kennedy the Third will deliver the Democratic party formal response
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: to Trump's State of the Union address, and Elizabeth Guzman
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: from Virginia will deliver the Democrat's response in Spanish. So
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: there you have it, all right, Hatty else in Maxine
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: Waters doing one on. Yeah, that's what I'm Yeah. I
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: got to hear with yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
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  Speaker 1: is the truth. I don't have to hear yeah. So
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: are you gonna watch Steve? You didn't say watch Donald Trump? Yeah?
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, that's like headache before I go
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: to bed. Mm hmmm, it's like asking for a headache.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: I just, man, I'm just so tired of reacting. I mean,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: I just he's not gonna read that card man. That's
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: what I want him, not mesage. And if he does,
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be so low energy. And but if he
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: goes off of it, then I got to go what
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: nopassion Hell Now, I gotta be mad on. I don't
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: feel like that before I go to bed. I don't know, man,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm an watch it because already,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: what are you gonna say? He's gonna tell you how
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: great he is? HI one the election by landslide here
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: the biggest turnout the most. She shocked everybody with his win.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: But I want right, right, I want yeah, I'm president right,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: no collusion, there's new colusion? Yeah, that that find out,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: ain't no collusion? And how how low the unemployment is
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: for black people? Jay Z need to know that, you know. Yeah,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know why y'all ain't happen. Aren't we still
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: twice as low as our white counterparts? Though? But there's
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: new collusion. Damn way you all work, ain't no clusions.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: Perhaps there's new collusion. Well they say he's gonna speak
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: from the heart too as well. Well, I won't to
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: know what time. That's what I want to hear. Yeah,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: he's gotta go to dial back. We'll see. All right,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: we'll be back to close out the show with just
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  Speaker 1: one more thing and Steve's closing remarks. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Morning Show. Here we go, last break of
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  Speaker 1: the day. Steve, you're closing remarks for us. Hey, let
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  Speaker 1: let me give you this thought that will help you out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh about other people's opinion. Don't let other people's opinion
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  Speaker 1: determine your direction? In two thousand eighteen, don't let other
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: people's opinions in fact your direction in two thousand eighteen. See,
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: let let me explain something to you. They don't know.
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  Speaker 1: They actually do not know what's best for you most people,
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: or don't even people who are well meaning. They just
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: really don't know the answer to your success lies. Really,
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, between you and the relationship you have
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: with God. God is in the dream come true business
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: and whatever he puts in your imagination, that's what he
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: had for you. We've covered this last week. But if
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: you're gonna allow people's opinion, other people's opinion to affect
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: your direction, you are now being guided by some people
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: other than you and God. What do they really know?
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: Another thing about other people's opinion you gotta be careful
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: of because sometimes you need to look very closely at
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: the person that's providing the opinion. Look at them. Some
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: of them really really shouldn't be in the advisatory capacity.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: They really shouldn't. Man, it's some people passing out advice
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: in your life that hate that ain't took their own advice.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: It's some people giving you advice who need to be advised.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: It's some people giving you advice that don't listen to nothing.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: Nobody else got to say, and their life is just
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: an example of it. They are walking results of their
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: of their opinion of themselves, and and and and and
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: the and their ability to follow directions. So you gotta
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: be careful when you're taking directions from other people, because
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: everybody don't mean well, they don't even when they think
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: they do. Man, how many times man in my life, Man,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: if I let somebody give me an opinion about me,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: an opinion which I should have never have listened to.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: You know, I'd say this all the time. I was
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: watching um um on Joel Osteen on TV, and he said,
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: people's opinion of you is none of your business, nor
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: should you make it yours. It doesn't matter what their
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: opinion of you is. It just doesn't matter because God
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  Speaker 1: is in to come get you business. Let me tell
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: you something, man, wherever you are right now, I'm gonna
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: tell your story. I heard one time. It's called it's
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: like the Thomas and the Boat story. This man named
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: Thomas one day was out on the boat by herselves,
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful day. It's out there sailing on the boat,
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  Speaker 1: and a storm came up out of nowhere, and it
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  Speaker 1: capsized the boat. And he was way out and he
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  Speaker 1: was lost at seat. But he got lost and he
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  Speaker 1: got washed up on a deserted island, and so he
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: got up. He woke up, he shook up pretty bad,
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: and he found himself on his deserted island. He didn't
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: know where his boat was, and that he was just
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: sitting there because voted capside, and so he's sitting there.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: So days went by, days and days and days went by.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: He just out on this eyelley, just trying to make
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  Speaker 1: it work, running out of food. He can't get nobody's attention.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: He drawing notes in the sand and stuff. Help. Nothing
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: planes going by, you don't he waving, don't nobody see him.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: He just on this alley. So weeks it went by.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: So he got kind of crafty, so he decided one
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  Speaker 1: day to build himself some shelter. He took some some
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: bamboo and some banana leaves and he built, you know,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: a little covering just for some shelter at night. And
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: this is going along pretty good for a few days,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: but he's getting a little bit more and more depressed
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: because nobody can find it. I mean, it ain't a
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: boat going by or nothing. And it just started getting
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: real down on itself. Because this predicament seems so unbelievable.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: So it made a fire like you do use at night,
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  Speaker 1: and the wind came up. And when the wind came up,
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  Speaker 1: a couple of the sparks hit the shelter, these dried
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: banana leaves and bamboo, and caught it on fire. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: a horrible fire. It's just burning it down. It had
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: been raining that night, man, and it started raining real bad,
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: and he trying to stay warm, and all of a sudden,
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: sparks catch holding. All of a sudden, his whole his
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: whole house, a little hut temporary shelter is on fire.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: And he just through now and he's just going, God,
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: where are you? Man? I'm so what are you doing
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: to me? Now? I've been out here weeks. I can't
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: get off this island. You don't hear me? And now
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: you didn't burn down my shelter. I mean, it's just
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: a fire, just burning. And he's standing there, man, just
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: complaining and telling God how he didn't forsake him, and
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: he didn't forgot he was out here and all this
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: trouble being out here all these weeks, Lord, where are
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: you now? And all of a sudden he saw some
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: flashlights and he saw some people running up on shore
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: and he couldn't believe it, but some people had had
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: found him, and he said, man, I've been out here
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: for weeks. What what did y'all do? How did y'all
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: find me? They said, we saw your smoke signal that
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: you're sent up. We just responded to your smoke signal.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: He just dropped down and started crying because he thought
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: God had forsaken him, burned up his hut. But see
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: that disastrous moment right there turned out to be just
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: what he needed, that smoke signal, and they saw that
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: and what he thought was a disastrous fire, the one
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: ship that was going by, I saw the flames and
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: the smoke, and he rescued, God is coming. Man, have
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