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Ask Steve, Things Black People Say, Nicknames, Pre-Relations Tips and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know, y'all a suit on the don giving them
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  Speaker 1: more like the milling bus things and it's y'all good
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  Speaker 1: Steve listening together for Stu. I don't joy. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn you, you gotta turn to turn out, got to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. Then turn the water to the water.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your baby now, uh huh, I shore
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  Speaker 1: will good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now? Wanting only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Ain't God been good to me? But
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  Speaker 1: then again, ain't he been good to you too? Though?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, really, man, think of all the blessings God
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  Speaker 1: has given you, you know what. That's a good news today, though, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: in the face of all the world being the way
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  Speaker 1: it is, the evilness that's out there, it just it
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  Speaker 1: just seems like that's all that's on the news sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we got we got news of parents not
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  Speaker 1: really standing up being parents. We got news stories of
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  Speaker 1: children turning on their parents. You got, you got everything,
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  Speaker 1: the economy, you got places you thought you should be beautiful,
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  Speaker 1: places to go. Now they got travel alerts. It's just
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  Speaker 1: it's all over. It's it's all over. But the good
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  Speaker 1: news is that's something that you can have in this
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  Speaker 1: relationship with God that gives you a way to deal
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  Speaker 1: with it all. And I'm not saying that it'll protect
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  Speaker 1: you from every single thing out that is happening, because
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  Speaker 1: some things are going to happen to you. You're going
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  Speaker 1: to be in an accident from time to time. You're
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  Speaker 1: going to make a mistake and fall down from time
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  Speaker 1: to time. But man, wouldn't it be incredible to you
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  Speaker 1: for you if you understood that you had some insurance
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  Speaker 1: in all of this that no matter what happened to you,
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  Speaker 1: you know you will cover it. You know, look, insurance
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  Speaker 1: companies as good as they are, you know, like our
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  Speaker 1: friends that stay farm or any other insurance company, you
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  Speaker 1: know they do they do some amazing things. Insurance is
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  Speaker 1: a really really good thing to happen in the event
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  Speaker 1: that something happens to you. You know, you may not
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  Speaker 1: want to pay the premium, but guess what in the
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  Speaker 1: event that something happens to you, that insurance is absolutely critical. Well,
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  Speaker 1: but guess what they cover certain things. You could get
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  Speaker 1: life insurance, you can get auto insurance, you can get
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  Speaker 1: accident insurance, you can get health insurance. There is nothing
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  Speaker 1: that you can buy to safeguard you against life's decisions.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you make a mistake, if you cheat,
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  Speaker 1: if you lie, if you if you fall down and
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  Speaker 1: you can't seem to get it together, and you make
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  Speaker 1: a crazy decision about how you're gonna go about securing
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  Speaker 1: an income, that there are there are no policies you
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  Speaker 1: can buy for that. You can't buy a policy if
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  Speaker 1: you stop being the man you're supposed to be, and
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  Speaker 1: and and and give up on your children. You can't
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  Speaker 1: buy a policy if something happens as a mother and
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden you're not the mother you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be. But there is some insurance coverage out there
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  Speaker 1: for you. And that relationship that you form with God,
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  Speaker 1: that friendship that you form with him, that that a
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  Speaker 1: science that you that that partnership, that that prayer that
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  Speaker 1: you put in all the time, there is an insurance
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  Speaker 1: policy that you have taken out when you form a
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  Speaker 1: relationship with your heavenly father, when you form a friendship,
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  Speaker 1: when you form a bond that protects you, that protects
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  Speaker 1: you when these things happen. In the event that they happen.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's a great thing about prayer. Prayer can head
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  Speaker 1: off some stuff from happening. It really really can. Prayer
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  Speaker 1: can prevent some things from happening. You know, I'll give
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  Speaker 1: you an example in my life. Okay, here we go,
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  Speaker 1: because see it is the best way for me to
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  Speaker 1: do it. Because see, what I don't like to do
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  Speaker 1: is talk to people without letting them know. Hey, look
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  Speaker 1: I'm in this hole with you. I feel where yet? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. I was making some decisions a few
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  Speaker 1: years ago because what I thought I was doing was
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  Speaker 1: counterbalancing something that was happening in my life life. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I thought that since I wasn't happy, or for whatever
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  Speaker 1: the reason I thought I wasn't happy, if I, as
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  Speaker 1: wrong as I am, wanted to blame somebody else from
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  Speaker 1: my unhappiness, that's that's really If if I make a
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  Speaker 1: bad decision because I'm thinking I'm unhappy with somebody, hold
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  Speaker 1: a partner. Two wrongs don't make it right, and I
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  Speaker 1: make a decision to do something wrong, and now the
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  Speaker 1: consequences come when I do something wrong. See then that
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  Speaker 1: I already know, as an intelligent thinking man, as most
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  Speaker 1: of you are, that when you do something wrong that
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  Speaker 1: you know there is a consequence for that. I teach
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  Speaker 1: that to my son's When you do something wrong, there
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  Speaker 1: as a consequence. So as an adult, I fully understood
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  Speaker 1: the consequence. And so what I was doing was I
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  Speaker 1: was making some decisions that was causing some consequences in
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  Speaker 1: my life, that was delaying my happiness, delaying my progress,
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  Speaker 1: causing my business not to go the way it could go,
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  Speaker 1: so forth and so on. Well, what I started doing
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  Speaker 1: was I took out this insurance policy called Prayer, and
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  Speaker 1: I started putting it in my mix on a daily basis.
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  Speaker 1: And then I started putting it in my mix, you know,
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  Speaker 1: two three times a day. And then I found myself
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  Speaker 1: using it all the time. And then I really started
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  Speaker 1: putting it in when I didn't need any help, when
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't in trouble, I started putting insurance in. I
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  Speaker 1: started making deposits into the bank. I started paying my
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  Speaker 1: premiums down. And Prayer is like a premium, you just
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  Speaker 1: pay into it. Then when situations started coming up, now
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  Speaker 1: it that prayer that I had put in, that in
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  Speaker 1: those premiums I had paid it started preventing me from
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  Speaker 1: making the decisions I was making in the past. Thus
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have to suffer the consequences. Thus my businesses
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  Speaker 1: didn't have to be delayed in this progress because I
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  Speaker 1: had put some payments on some premiums. I take out
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  Speaker 1: an insurance policy with my life, my real life. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about your life where you make your day to
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  Speaker 1: day decisions in I'm not talking about see life insurance
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  Speaker 1: is only good if you die. God has a policy
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  Speaker 1: that's avasable, that's available for you. Why are you living? See?
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  Speaker 1: In order for an insurance policy to pay, something bad
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  Speaker 1: got to happen. Now. There may be some others out
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  Speaker 1: there I don't know nothing about, but all the ones
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  Speaker 1: I got my car insurance, they only come into play
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  Speaker 1: if I have an accident. I have an accident insurance
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  Speaker 1: policy where if something happens to me, I got accident,
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  Speaker 1: I got, I got my voice is covered in case
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  Speaker 1: something happened to that. I got that, But but I
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  Speaker 1: got to not be able to talk to cash that one.
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  Speaker 1: You understand everything I got homeowners insurance. Don't nothing show
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  Speaker 1: up on my homeowners insurance unless it's a flood or
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  Speaker 1: fire of fail something bad got to happen for my
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  Speaker 1: insurance to even make sense. When you take out the
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  Speaker 1: policy with you, with your heavenly father, when you pay
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  Speaker 1: the premiums of prayer, and that's all it costs. Man,
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  Speaker 1: It ain't you. Ain't got to have no money for
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  Speaker 1: this policy. I put into the policy. It pays me
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  Speaker 1: dividends and benefits for living. Ain't nothing got to go
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  Speaker 1: wrong for me to cash in on this policy. I
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  Speaker 1: use this policy for good things. I give you an example.
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  Speaker 1: I use this policy to ask God to watch over
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  Speaker 1: my family when I travel. Make the decisions to pay
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  Speaker 1: your premiums in prayer, Talk to your heavenly father, get
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  Speaker 1: you some insurance in your life. And when you have
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  Speaker 1: little things like that, keep on stepping. Man. God loves you. Man, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I show hope you talk to God today, because guess
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  Speaker 1: what he show would like to hear from you. That's
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  Speaker 1: for shop you're listening. Show ladies and gentlemen, let's have it.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about, your undivided attention. Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: Marty show it live. When I say live, I mean
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  Speaker 1: l I V E. Live. All is for living, because
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  Speaker 1: that's what we are. I's for ignorant. It's what we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be v is for victory. Is what we want
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  Speaker 1: to win, is is for everybody. Put that together. That
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  Speaker 1: that's what's called alconyl. You know what I mean, that's
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  Speaker 1: a that's an alcromyl. That that's that's a word you say,
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  Speaker 1: but it acts like it's so melk. I want to
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  Speaker 1: call it an alcroony. Yes, so, yes, so let the
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  Speaker 1: word be told, and let what you're told be the word.
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  Speaker 1: Hump that girl. You better pret been to a church
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  Speaker 1: where the preacher and the deacon be jacking him up,
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  Speaker 1: but he don't really be saying nothing. I'm I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you. I'm gonna tell you about goodness. You want
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  Speaker 1: to hear about goodness? Shockolate it's good two words. Good
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  Speaker 1: means yummy and next means it's all in a group.
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  Speaker 1: In the words of my favorite poet of all time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no no, not Angelo, Mike Or I ain't
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  Speaker 1: talking about Jamie Brown. Oh no no, no, who who
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  Speaker 1: is I'm talking about? Come on, pastor Tupac. In the
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  Speaker 1: words of Tupac, I get around you know you know,
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  Speaker 1: tell me how do you want it? Come on back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm preaching now, preaching now. In the words of another
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  Speaker 1: great poet, or Deacon qu I used to be exact.
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  Speaker 1: Can phone you love? Yes words? Jane Brown talking loud
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  Speaker 1: and saying nothing. Amen. The church said, man, yeah, Amen again,
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  Speaker 1: what is the correction you want? Sister or caller? Early
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  Speaker 1: on announcements Court? Is it good? California Love? That's the
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  Speaker 1: doctor Dre and Tupac Amen? Amen? Oh really yeah? Well
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  Speaker 1: let the church say this right here in the words
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  Speaker 1: of Roscoe Wallace. You don't know that because you weren't there.
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  Speaker 1: Charlton straw Burd, Good morning to you, pastor calin for real,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. We got the best job in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Morning everybody, Yes, we do you, Tommy pastor pastor, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on fire to day, Yeah, good day, good day.
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  Speaker 1: All right, listen, all right, coming up more of the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay, it is time for
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  Speaker 1: one of our favorite segments, comedy roulette. Yeah, please do.
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  Speaker 1: Because Junior is a comedian, Tommy is a comedian, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a comedian, and Steve's a comedian. Because we're all four comedians.
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  Speaker 1: Since you have four comedians on this show, we take
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  Speaker 1: full septions put them on a wheel where it lands
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  Speaker 1: been making funny? And why do we do that? Jay?
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  Speaker 1: Because come on, because Junior's commedian comedian. You read here
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  Speaker 1: we go? Uh. Number one things people say who've been
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  Speaker 1: in jail a long time? Okay, get this one, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Directions that black people give you all right, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Uh excuses men say when they're not getting a lot
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  Speaker 1: of sex all day. Some people say, who don't have cable?
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  Speaker 1: That's another good one, all right, Bunnett. Oh, this is unusual.
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  Speaker 1: It's stuffed one. Directions that black people give. Definitely the
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  Speaker 1: black people give different directions. What do you mean say?
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  Speaker 1: Here we go? Okay? What you want to do is
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  Speaker 1: do you know where the Baptist church used to be?
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  Speaker 1: And you you don't know where it used to be,
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna find it, okay. Direction. I know a
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  Speaker 1: lot about this because I am black, so I do
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  Speaker 1: have I do know some directions that black people give.
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  Speaker 1: This is also a direction when you're backing up. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: come on, come on, come on back, come on, you
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  Speaker 1: n you got it on this side? Yeah, you got
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  Speaker 1: it on yeah? Come on, hold what you got that's
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  Speaker 1: what you're looking for? Right there? That's it. Hold what
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  Speaker 1: you got direction black people gain? All right? All right,
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  Speaker 1: now look this is what you want to do. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you want to go down here to the second stop time,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna mend the left right down, go down to
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  Speaker 1: the next block. I don't know what speak that here,
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  Speaker 1: but go down to the next block. It's a stow there,
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  Speaker 1: going that stow and ask for Lucky and Lucky know
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  Speaker 1: how to get come on stee all right right down
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  Speaker 1: there across from Earl Neil. That's what black people say.
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  Speaker 1: Come on directions that black people give you, Jay, we're
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  Speaker 1: different with Okay, you're gonna go down a bit ways
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna see an old man sitting on the porch.
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  Speaker 1: If he ain't on the porch, you just keep driving,
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  Speaker 1: await till he come out, and then you make the
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  Speaker 1: left right again. You can't you can't miss it. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: this is direction that black people get. What you mean?
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  Speaker 1: You don't know where we're at. We at the same
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  Speaker 1: place where Lily was shot. Right down. How come you
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  Speaker 1: you've been when Lidy got shot. I was there, Keith
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  Speaker 1: sat down with the exact same spot with the Lidy
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  Speaker 1: got shot. This is what you want to do. Take
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  Speaker 1: this road. This rud Take this road, row it take
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  Speaker 1: this road. Go down this road. Now this here is
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  Speaker 1: uh asphalt. Now wait, do you see a dirt road?
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  Speaker 1: Now you see a dirt road. That way you make
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  Speaker 1: your right. You are to see the house coming up
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  Speaker 1: on the right side. If you go further than that,
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  Speaker 1: you might see a clan rounding. That means you went
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  Speaker 1: too far. You might want to back it up. You
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  Speaker 1: might want to backing out. Directions that black people get.
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  Speaker 1: Make a leugh when you get out there and see
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  Speaker 1: the big black tree that got the squirrels in there,
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  Speaker 1: and you got to be looking. These are directions black people. Yes, ego,
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  Speaker 1: higgo right here, y'all. How much gass you got in
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  Speaker 1: your time? Because you ain't gonna make it on half
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  Speaker 1: a tank. You're gonna need to have a whole full tank.
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  Speaker 1: Ga what I got? These are directions that black people get. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're coming to the fan of you. Okay, follow the
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  Speaker 1: north star to the run in the shell house. What
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  Speaker 1: just follow the north Star to the run in the
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  Speaker 1: shall house. The directions that black people, yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, you're trying to get to the convention center.
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  Speaker 1: That's where you're trying to go. Okay, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you what you need to do. I can't get you out,
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  Speaker 1: but I can get you there. But let me do
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  Speaker 1: what I need you to do. Take Main, get the main.
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  Speaker 1: If you go down Maine, uh second Street, I think
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  Speaker 1: commerce commercing Main. It's it's a girl named Glitter. That's
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  Speaker 1: the prostitute. She right down the corner. Glet us get
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  Speaker 1: Glitter in that car and Glitter know how to get
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  Speaker 1: you to that companion? All right, you go all the
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  Speaker 1: way down now to you and see black people no more.
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  Speaker 1: Then come back to blocks. That's it black people. Get
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  Speaker 1: higgo eggo right here, egg it. It's a man i hillo.
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  Speaker 1: How to get that Steve, close it out? Okay, going
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  Speaker 1: down all the way to the rock. Get down at
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  Speaker 1: that rock, make a right pulling that gas station on
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  Speaker 1: that corner. Now it's an old woman in Now they're
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  Speaker 1: selling Bobby Q sandwich. You got to buy Bobbie Q
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  Speaker 1: sandwich from. Didn't ask where you're trying to. But if
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  Speaker 1: you don't buy the sandwich, gonna be stecking in there.
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  Speaker 1: And that concludes comedy Roulette for today. We'll be back. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening morning show. It is time
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  Speaker 1: to run that prank back with the nephew. What you
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  Speaker 1: got for his nap? It's time to make that love deposit,
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  Speaker 1: love deposit? And what is this again? Tell me love
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  Speaker 1: deposit is you know, we've been thinking about going out
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  Speaker 1: with each other. We've been on a long line chatting.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna be thinking about it. But you know, before
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  Speaker 1: we go out, I'm gonna need two fifty deposit in
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  Speaker 1: my cash case. This don't go right, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I need a little loved deposit. If it
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  Speaker 1: go well, you get your money back. Hello. Hello, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach Tiffany. Uh, this is Tiffany. Who's calling?
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  Speaker 1: This is Karan. How you doing? I didn't know what
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  Speaker 1: I know. We've been. I know we've been going back
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  Speaker 1: and forth on the site talking and we haven't you know,
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  Speaker 1: really talked yet. So yeah, okay, I'm just expecting a car.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's you. Um, it's good to hear from you.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. We've been we've been talking
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  Speaker 1: for well a long time, well, texting and on the
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  Speaker 1: site for at least what weeks now. Yeah, it's really
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you're called Correal. Seriously, like and I love
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  Speaker 1: no voice, so I'm exciting. Hey you know, um, you
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  Speaker 1: got anything going on this weekend? Um, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: I just have to, like you know, go grocery shopping
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. But like, other than that, I'm pretty helping.
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  Speaker 1: What I was thinking, maybe we get together, get a
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  Speaker 1: get a drink or two, just you know kind of yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hang out a little bit, steel each other out. And
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  Speaker 1: if you if you're feeling that, you know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to. Yeah, that's cool, we can get together. I'm interested,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like I'm hot to your call. Then I
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  Speaker 1: would love to see this weekend. Um, you gotta place
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  Speaker 1: in mind, Like you know, I was thinking about letting
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  Speaker 1: you pick something, because you know, I rarely go somewhere
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  Speaker 1: where you're comfortable, an atmosphere that you used to. I
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  Speaker 1: think that would be the best thing to do. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well I let me work out. I'll go back to
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  Speaker 1: you on that. But yeah, I'm down sure, I just
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  Speaker 1: want to hang out a little bit. Yeah, I'm excited. Good, good,
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  Speaker 1: what's good for you? Um, you know, if you want
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  Speaker 1: to do what Saturday is, it's up to you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's go on, let's do Saturday to give me, you
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  Speaker 1: know some time to like, you know, get myself together
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  Speaker 1: six or Saturday, text me on you know, the location
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  Speaker 1: or whatever wherever you want me to you know I'll
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  Speaker 1: be I can't wait to see you one. Okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: let's do this first. Tell me this. What what are
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: we wearing? So I don't I'm not I don't want
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: to be old with dressed or underdressed. I don't really
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: trip on that first day could be chill like I'm not.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: You know, we don't have to do like a dinner
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: or nothing like that. You don't need on to touch
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: This ain't the rock Nation brunch. All right, all right,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: but if you don't mind, if I could get you
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: to do something for me, could you? Um, could I
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: give you my cash app for what? Well, what I
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: want to do is, you know, sometimes these things actually
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: go wrong. You know, I don't see it going wrong,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: me and you because we've had you know, the way
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: we've been chit chatting and going back and forth on
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: the site, things have been really really well. You know,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you know, I would like to get you know, like
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: a you know, a love deposit of two hundred and
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: fifty dollars that way of just go wrong. At least
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I haven't waited my time. You know what I'm saying.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Hold On, I'm just saying what was happening. Um, you
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: said you want me to get your costs out and
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: send you a love deposit of two hundred and some
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: dollars two fifty two fifty, like you know that way,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I just don't. If this don't go right, you know,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: then at least I haven't. You know, it's like a
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: love deposit, you know, if it goes If it goes right,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: you know, then I give it back to you. If
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: it don't go right, you know, at least I haven't
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: wasted my time. You see what I'm saying. Cry, you're
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: serious right now? Yeah? Like yeah, okay, uh this is
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: super weird and uh yeah this is a weird and
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: uh you know I'm coming up. I don't really know
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: what to say, like other than um, you could probably
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: lose my number, like you a week due, Like don't
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: call me like you're corny, I'm not interested, you're a bum,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: like I'm straight, Like I don't know what. Hold hold on,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't all let no talking about We've been talking.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: We've been talking for five weeks. Everything's been good. We've
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: been we've been on the sight talking to each other.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: But two weeks though, you're trying to ask me for
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: a cash app for real, a love deposit? How corny
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: are you? Are you serious? Seriously? Like, if you believe
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: listen to Tip tip on the real. If you believe
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: in yourself, you you you know? And I believe in myself.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: You're so full of last out of yours, you have
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: lost your in mind? Okay, would you please like gather
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: your thoughts because I don't know who you think you're
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: talking to for real, you know what I'm saying. So
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I need to do two things. Lose my number and
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: don't don't look for me for real? Shut up? Like
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: this is ridiculous like this, this is stupid. You were
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: ignorant for real? Shart up? Okay, okay, show me, show
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: me where I'm wrong. If you believe in yourself though,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: if I believe in myself, that's dude. What do you mean?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: If I believe in myself? If you believe in yourself,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: your past will move around. Get off the phone. It
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: stop wasting my time for real. I'm about to hang
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: up right now for time. Okay, okay, okay, let's for
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: my face right out before you hang up. Joey, you
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: can you can go you you could go your way,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I can go. Mind you don't want to can meet
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: the two fifty cool? Got that fifty dude? Okay? You
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: know what? What is? Is this your loss though? Kiss
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: it your life? You gotta be out your rabbit ass.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Mine ain't no loss this here. I ain't no losses,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: ain't no losses. Okay, you know what? You know what?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I knew this was gonna happen, you know, brother, try
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: to be real when a brother tried, hey, hey, you
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: might as well hey, turn around, go the other direction.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Lock yourself up. Seriously, we want to talk about black
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: black men and brotherhood like it's a rap for you.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: We don't need you out here. Good years less straight up, like,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: don't call me destroy yourself for real. I'm done with that.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you something else for you? Leady? Real quick?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: What I just want to let you know that this
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: sisters shade, let's shave got me to prank funk call
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you your sister le Shay said, you gotta get my sisters.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Keep been on the Rod on this dating site talking
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: to this guy. We got you, baby, We got you good.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: This is Tray Lenna get her, Let gonna get her.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: This is It's twenty twenty. Baby. What is the baddest
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest Rady Your show in the land,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ain't nobody feeling this kind of love?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be lonely? Yeah, love deposit. All right, We'll
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: right after you're listening, Steven show. Jay, this is about
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: stuff you say to your neighbors under your breath. Please explain.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: This has to do what we see our neighbors all
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: the time. We're not that fond of them sometimes so
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: we speak, but under our breath were saying little things,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: little little insulting things like hey, hi, done, you need
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: to kind of y'all? Jack keeping it, keeping it one hundred?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: You got one? Jack? Jay? How are you doing? Are
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: you my man? Some curtains? How you doing? Franklin's good
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: to see it. Hope the boys stay home this time.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: It takes vacations. Let's see us. Come on, Nephew Perkins,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: how are you good? Good? You should do something with
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: that damn bad restricts. I done the skinned it? Hey,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I done? Will roster street up smelling? Damn da don't
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: kill how you guys doing the day? Stupid ass kid? Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Stuff we say to our neighbors under got to be sick.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Come on, Smith's good to see it all right now.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be pushing my mama that she got to
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: do something. Three, hey, Bob, how are you good? Good?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: She can stop your fair as wife from swimming naked
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: only hell out my dog standing? Yeah, phone claws on
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: block and don't none no more. Four cards? Yard is
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: a mask. Stuff we say to our neighbors under our breath.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Come on with us, old boy, I see you have
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: a good in the game. So glady over there, because
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: he cut my grass. He killed my flowers, spoke to
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: me and cut my grass. Wow, that's bad. That's a dragon.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Right Hey Johnson, it's good to see y'all. All right now, man, no,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: now we good? We good? Tell you right now, I
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: know a baby when to eat paper. That baby eat paper,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I can't tell me no more. I know that baby
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: eats piper. Baby he's smart at now you gotta bring
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: him up. Now we good? Stuff we make this birthday
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: stuff We say to our neighbors under our breath. Tommy
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: go Leonard, Hey, nice day to day, good, good, good
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: last night? Damn police, No, you said you called them.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Stuff we say to our neighbors under our breath, Herman,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: how y'all doing so? Tell me y'all put your mom
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: in a hole? Say that. Yeah, black people don't do that. Hey,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: mister mint jump, what's going on? Yeah, I'm good. You
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: don't see that dog doing your yard? You just don't
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: suck stuff. We say to our neighbors under our breath.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: We stuck curtains. Hey, case's going on? All right? Now?
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Ain't the end that that damn line? He ain't killing
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: that way too much? No, I don't even know how
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: they touched both. They stumped all right now, I'm good man,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Come on, nephew. Stuff, we say to our neighbors under
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: our breast. Con leake, con lea, y'ard looking good, looking
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: real good, and come over with this lyne though you
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: come over with I'm telling you that you know what.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Damn you know what? You know my sign? You know
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: damn that properly line means something invisible, but it means
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: something you know what that line and that's my line.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Stuff we say to our neighbors under our breath. Hey,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: what's gone? Yeah, I'm good night. He got into a
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: fun Yeah okay, yeah, come on steam close it out. Stuff.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: We say the right right out, Sydney. Hey could invite
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: me over to the little stak cassarb everything. I know,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I know you ran out of room. I can't. All right, guys,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: thank you, that was good coming out. More of the
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. What is this stray stuff he did
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: when no one was stuff we all do when nobody's looking. Okay, well,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: a whole different person when nobody's looking. All right, here's one.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: You ever get the wrong man? You know it's the
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: wrong man. Would you open it anyway? Yes? Where he working?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: You make this much money here? Yeah? It came into
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: my house. I'm opening it right. You ever look at
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: somebody's phone so you can guess the pass code? Anybody? Anybody?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I ain't never did that. Women the women's
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: are saying, no, let's show too. I don't need to
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: look at the phone, y'all know, y'all? Man? Cool? Oh, no, yeah,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: he gave it all. Yeah, Timmy, I don't know mine,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: oh tim me dog my kids no mine. Wow, y'all
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: y'all are together. I've never been that together. They do
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: dog my killers dad. I'm yeah, I don't know mine. Yeah,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: everybody and my family know my parents. Cool. Wow, you're open. Wow. No,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: that's never that's just with this marriage. You're so honest.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: That's just that's what this mattered. That's just a recent
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: that second marriage right there. Let me tell you you
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: pick this phone up, man, it was like listening to
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: a tape on mission impossible. As soon as you touch
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: my phone, just start smoking it. Yeah, okay, that's we
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: do when nobody's looking here. One is this your own house?
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: But you drink juice straight out the bottom? Hell oh
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. I just did that the other day
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: at the kids juice too. Yeah, y'all wrong for this man,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: drink after kids. I see if it's the end, If
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: it's the end of the container, that I can no, No,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: it was it was fresh. Yeah, just open it. I took.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I took a swallow. Hell I bought it yeah, before
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: a germ factory. Okay, here's another one. Stuff we do
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: when nobody's looking. You ever go to somebody's house and
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: looking at medicine cabinet? Hell, yeah, yes, I've done that.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I quit dating the girl cause it that you. Well,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: if you got three bottles and I can't pronounce naw
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: one of them, out of here because obviously you have
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: something that because I don't three bottles or something with
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: long names on it, and I can't, I got to
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: get out of here. Yeah, ad a all no one?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: She can't keep still? Yeah? Wrong, you're looking at yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: and you see a tube but anything, I'm out of here.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Kind of ointment. That ain't gonna be good? Right, and
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: and the label ain't on it? Coming up more of
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time for Ask Steve. Steve,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: You're ready, ready, always it's a rapid five. It's just questions. Uh,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: we have several of them, so you might want to
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: do them expeditiously. Answers. Okay, do you get mad when
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: you can't find something? Yeah? You on? If? Man, when
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I can't find nothing, what the hell is it? I
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: was talking to somebody, I'm looking all out to the
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: car anstering hold on, man, I got to be back, man,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I hold up? Yeah, I wrong. I can't find my phone, man,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I was on it. Yes, yes, I can't find all right.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: So here's an interesting question. These are questions that Jay
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown wanted us to ask you. If you're better
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: have Steve, if Marjorie had on something you didn't like,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: would you say anything? Would you say something? Nope? No,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: that's right, Nope, that's cute. I wish you would girl. Well,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: just then, I'm not going how about that? All right?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Here's another one. Name three TV shows you and your
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: wife watched together? Huh? What TV shows that you and
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Marjorie watched together? Oh? Is it that hard Sports Center?
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: No football, She's sit down and watch football with me.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Don't know a damn thing, Just be asking questions a
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: whole dot case standing go in the other room. Why
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: are they jumping up down and said touchdown? How many points?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: What touchdown? Why are they kicking it? Football? What else
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: do we watch? Sometimes we'll watch the news. Yeah, and
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I guess the only other thing we'll watch together is
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, movies, Okay, watch movies together. I got NUSTA
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: and I have two out of three of those. No,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not watching a football. All right, Here we go
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: this other question. Shay Any Brown wanted me to ask you,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: do you talk to yourself? You talk to yourself if so?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: About what I talked to myself about damn anything like
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: for instance, mostly about other people, though you know, somebody
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: getting on my nerves. H I fire them all, And
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: that's in practice for when I see them. I like
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: it because a lot of if we're caught off guards,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: sometimes we don't know what to say. No no, no, no,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: no no. When I see y'all, didn't thought it out
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: us this damn this scripted? I like it. Yeah, all right,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: here's another one from Jaanthony Brown. Name one good thing
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: and one bad thing about your unaired radio personality. Name
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: one good thing and one bad thing about your about us? Oh.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: The good thing is that probably the most dependable crew
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: in all of radio. I mean, they constantly are the
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: very supportive. They have answers and responses. Okay, thing sometimes
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: they talking on top of me. All right, here's the
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: last Okay, go ahead, go ahead, answer the last question.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: All right. Here here's the last one. Stude. This is
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: from Anthony Brown. Name some of your best friends, Marvelous,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Marvin Harden, the Cardo proved butcher, Merida Al Brown. I'm
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: talking about Rider die too, will go down with me?
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Man at Calhoun, Oh Blue Cold, Ricky Lewis. Okay, we
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: don't know the people, but they ain't not on famous.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: But baby, I say this Brown ye, and that is
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: going to be a problem. Well, you know, I don't
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: want to, you know, put too much on him. I
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: know he's sick. Well you know what, I don't stop
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: him being a good friend. Yeah, he's still your friend, Steven.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: He is at chemo as nothing right now. He's at
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: chemo right now, he's sticking cancers. But we love you.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: J Anthony Brown coming up next to nephew in the
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: building with the prank phone call. Right after this, you're
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today, the subject somebody has a secret admirer.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: But right now the nephew in the building with today's
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: prank phone call, what you got for his nep that's
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: right here is church fee, Sary church fee with the
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: church Hey church fee. Biggest fan base isn't the church?
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: So this is church fee Here you go, let's go,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: cat dog. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach chy. You
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: got it? Hey? How you doing? This? Is? This is
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: brother Glenn from the church. Hey, brother Glenn, how you
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: doing good? I'm good, I'm real good. Did you enjoy
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: service morning? Oh? I enjoyed it? Pastor? Who who? Pastor?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Brought it down? Oh? My god? That was a word
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: for me? Right right, right right? So what do our old?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: The pleasure of this call? I wanted to give you
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: some information that the that the church has come up with,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: and we wanted to let you know what was going
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: on before the next Sunday. I didn't interrupt you that, No, No,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I actually h I may sound a little a little
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: off a little bit. I'm trying to get getting ready
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: for my little babies, my little darlins, and I'm trying
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: to Your voice sounds so familiar to me. It just
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: sounds so familiar. IM trying to place place that voice. Okay,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: well you've seen me at the church quite a few times.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I think I have. I'm just trying to place it.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I can't place it right now, but look at it.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: What Nevertheless, I just wanted. Here's here's what's going on. U.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Now you aware of that for the last the last
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: six Sundays, you've been actually coming in the service late.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Have you realized that? Yes, I know, I'm sorry about that,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: but uh, you know, yes, I have I have my reasons.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: So okay, okay, Well, here's what's going on. The officials
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: at the church I've gotten together and this is what
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: they've decided on, is that anybody who is late starting
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: next Sunday, there would be a fifteen dollars charge for
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: that for coming in and disrupting services past the fastest
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: tide of service being disrupted by people walking in late.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: That that could not come at a worst time. I
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: don't have fifteen dollars to give. I don't. I don't
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: have it. Oh um, look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: we late. I am. We are doing our best. I
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: have three kids. I have three young kids, two seven
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: and nine, and they are a handful and and and
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: we do the best that we can to get the
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: church on time, and and to tell you truth, when
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: we get there, it's during praise and worship, I mean past.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: They ain't even preaching yet. So okay, I know it's
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: not Pastor's not up yet, but he's he's stating that
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: people coming in. It just seems very disrupted to the
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: service that's going on. That's so Nevertheless, like I said,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: this is a warning call, you know, to let you
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: know that if you are late on next Sunday, then
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: they will be charging you fifteen dollars a late charge.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: And actually you won't be able to even come in
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: until you until you pay a dollars. I can't even
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: get in church with we Look, okay, look, I don't.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I don't owe nothing. I don't owe you no explanation,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: but I need to tell you something. We are me
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: and my kids for the last a few Sundays that
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: we've been late. It's because my car broke down. We
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: are owned the bus man public transportation. Okay, I mean,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: and I understand, I understand. I siviltize with everything that
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: you're going through. But why are you called if you understand?
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: How are you calling me about fifteen dollars? If you
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: understand what I'm going through? Well I didn't. I first
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: of all, I didn't know what you were going Why
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: are you raising your voice at me? But why are
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: you raising Did you just raise your voice at me?
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: You know what? You know what I think? You're raising
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: your voice at me? How dare you call me about this?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: About a feet and I'm there at church. I got
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: my key in desks trying to raise them up is
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: where they should go, just like the Bible say. And
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: you know why I got to do this and why
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I'm late? Why while we got to chesch the bus?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Do you understand why that is? Brother Glenn, No, I
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: do not. That is because they to their daddy is
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: ain't and they yes, Tracy, you got to calm down
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: a little bit now. Oh Jesus help me. Jesus help me, Jesus. Okay, listen.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: All I can do is tell you this. I hope
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: you can make it. Maybe you can catch an earlier bus,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and get there a little earlier.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: But but I'm just stating the fact that as of
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: next Sunday, if you come in late, it's fifteen dollars
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: late fee, and that's what you'll pay in order to
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: get in the service. You know what, Well, maybe next
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Sunday I just won't be there. How about that? You
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: know I'm already working six days a week. The only
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: day I have off is Sunday. I've been baking, breaking
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: my back. Do you know I work two jobs or
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: two jobs, and they always trying to take money out
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: of my check, always trying to pull me here and there,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: and I'm always tired. I get two hours of sleep
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: and then now the church wants to dump another fifteen
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: dollars charging me for being at church when that's what
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to do. But you're coming in late though,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: you know what? You know what late ain't bad? Okay,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I might be delayed, but I ain't denied, and I'm
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: getting there the best way that I know how. We're
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: on the bus. I have to put my kids on
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: the school bus, and not you have to put them
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: on the school buson I have to get on the
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: bus myself to work because I don't have a car.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Because they daddy's ain't doing nothing nothing for them. Do
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: you understand what I'm saying to you? I need to understand.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Daddy number one, guess what he daddy for? Two? He
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: in jail, been there aby five years, he ain't And
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Daddy number three he decided to go ahead and walk out,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: ain't I ain't heard from that that tent in about
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: seven months now. He know we're struggling. He had to
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: nerd take my wallet too. You don't You don't even
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: understand what I'm going through. You don't even understand that
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to make a better life for me and
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: my children. There is one more thing, sister Tracy, that
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: the Church wants you to know before next Sunday that
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: you definitely need to know. What one more thing does
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: the church want me to know? Beside sixteen dollars? The
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Church just wants you to know that. This is nephew
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Joe. Your sister Patrese
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: got me to prank phone call you. I am going her,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: are you? No? I ain't got time for that. No,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I ain't got time for that. All right? Oh I
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: got something for her. How about that? You tell me?
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: She said, She said, my sister carbiral down. She says,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: she got these kids. She over here struggling and struggling,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: and she's trying to make it. But you gotta give
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: a hard time. She just wanted she wanted, she wanted
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: you to put us. She wanted to put a smile
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: on your face. Where are you want being settled out?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to say she did. Wow, now that
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I know you y'all were joking and now I know
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy. Hey, I gotta ask you something, Baby,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: what's the bad is it? I mean, the badest radio
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: show in the land. That's Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby,
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Somebody got to do it. Pay
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: your church fees. All right, listen, Thank you nephew, and
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: thank you Steve for that. Okay, Coming up next, it's
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter subject Somebody has a Secret Admirer. We'll
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to show
• 50:44
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• 50:47
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• 50:51
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• 50:58
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• 51:01
  Speaker 1: And did I almost say, and we'd be reading it
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: and we will read it live on the air, just
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: like we're gonna read this one. Okay, buggle up and
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here. It
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter subject Somebody has a Secret admirer.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I really need your advice for this
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: for this issue I'm having. I have fallen for someone
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: that I've never met in person. I have heard him
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: speak almost every day and I'm not sure if he
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: is single, but I would love to meet him in person.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I am single and ready to mingle with him if
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: he is available. This guy makes my toes curl when
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I hear his voice, and the icing on the cake
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: is that he is very funny and quite handsome. I
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: have been single and abstinent for abstinent for five years
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: by choice. I've been focusing on my daughters and I'm
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: writing a book about my family and it will be
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: coming out soon. I actually met a guy at Essence
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Bets year when you guys were in New Orleans doing
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: a radio show, and I liked him a lot, but
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: he got married on me. I kept hoping, you guys
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: come back. What go here? I kept hoping you guys
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: come back to the Essence fest so I can talk
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: to you in person about my new crush. I live
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: on the West Bank, so I'm not far from downtown.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: It would be a great time to talk to you
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: about my crush. And maybe you, Shirley or Steve could
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: introduce me to my crush. Wow. I'm not sure if
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: you figured it out or not, but Junior is my crush.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I don't want to remain silent and let Junior slip
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: away from me too, So I'm writing you to find
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: out if Junior is single and if he plans to
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: be in New Orleans anytime soon would get him down
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: the next week. If he's got a girl and not interested,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: then can you please tell me the best way to
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: meet a good man like him? Wait a minute, I
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: like the way he handles his business, and he seems
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: like I like the way he handles his business and
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: he seems like a good family man. Or is this
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: a totally crazy way to meet a man? Do I
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: need to change my approach? Please help? Uh? This is
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: so sweet? This is so sweet. I love this. Yeah,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: and yes, Junior is all the things you said in
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: the letter. He's a kind person. He's single, he's got
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: a great job. Junior works out. He's single. He's very funny.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: You're right about that. He's fun to be around when
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: we hang out. He's fun, he's a life of the
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: did he just write notes on me? And did I mentioned, Yes,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: he's single, and you asked if he was available. Yes,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: he's available. Yes. He told me he frequents New Orleans
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: because I asked him, didn't I ask you, Junior? You did,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: but I didn't know about the letter. He said he
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: likes New Orleans, the West Bank in particular. So this
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: could work out. You guys, this cold. I'm so right now. Yes,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: I know we got to find out these things. Uh,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: this is to answer your question. It's a very good
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: way to meet people. Yes it is. I can give
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: you Junior's number, his availability, I know his schedule, Shirley. Yeah.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: And and by the way, by the way, he's a
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Junior is a good man. He's a very good man.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: He loves his family. He's a good family man. I
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: love the way he handles his business. He will handle it. Uh.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: And this is just wonderful. I'm so excited, Junior. Yeah, Steve, Shirley,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: you was away that right? No, yes, all right, listen
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: to me or we're gonna read this like as we
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: go in order, like we don't know this. Junior. Okay,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: thank you. I need your advice for the issue I'm having.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I've fallen for someone that I have never met in person. Okay, Hi,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: you don't fail for somebody you ain't even met yet.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: I've heard him speak almost every day. I'm not sure
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: if he's single, but I would love to meet him.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I'm singing and make ready to me go. This guy
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: makes my toes curl when I hear his voice. What, yes? What?
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I love this his voice? I make your toes curl? What?
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: What the hell? I'm shocked to I'm shot and your
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: toes curl? I'm shocked too. What is your toes curl?
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: With his voice? And the icing on the cake is
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: He's very funny and quiet hands. So she's seen it.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: It's not for a year. I'm just talking to the lady, Shirley.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: But obviously you have. You've been single and after it
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: for five years. Now. That's another problem. But we've been
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: doing going here, wrestle, now, going here, you know, trying
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: to you know, probably tuna can we need we need
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: a can with key on it. We need a spam
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: can kill Yeah. Now, now I've been focusing on my
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: daughters and I've written a book about your family to
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: be coming out soon. Don't nobody know you. I actually
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: met a guy in Essence one year while he was
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: in New Orleans doing the radio show, and I liked
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: him a lot, but he got married on me. Who
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: is that? That's just some dude. Probably might have been terming.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I think I can't ask you guys. Come back to
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: the Essence so I can talk to you in about
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: this crush. I live on the West Bank, so I
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: ain't far from downtown. In a great time talk to
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: you about my crush. Maybe, Shirley, you are Steve. Steve
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: not gonna talk to you about Julie. I'm your girl,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: coach because dream like little nephew and I had to
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: watch over. He's my brother. Could you introduce me to
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: my crush? We could, but like time to say, We're
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: gonna need some evidence with who you are. All right, listen, Steve,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: hang on catfishing, nobody in your ship. Hang on, Steve
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: for part two. We'll have part two of your response
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: coming up at twenty three after the hour subject someone
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: has a secret admirer. We'll be right back right after this.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on, Let's recap today's struggle.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Recap a simple Shirley, this girl got a crush on
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Junior yes, she said some things in this letter that
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: this guy makes my toes curl when I hit his boy. Junior,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: that's what's doing it right now. I'm single and ready
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: to mingle. I've been focused on my daughters and I'm
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: writing a book about my family and it'll be coming
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: out soon. And you live on the West Bank, you
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: ain't far from downtown. Be great to talk to you
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: about my crush. And maybe you, Shirley or Steve could
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: introduce me to my crush. I'm not sure if you
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: figured it out or not, but my crush is Junior.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: And when you got to this line right here, my
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: mouth fell over because I keep going back to just
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: sounding his voice, just make and then I heard its Junior,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: and then hold through the whole damn ladder. All. So
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I'm writing you to find out if Junior single, Yes,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Junior is single, if he plans being New Orleans anytime soon?
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna being Orlans this year? Junior? Yeah? Yeah. Now.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I like the way he handles his business and he
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: seems like a good family man. I was just totally
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: crazy way. It's not a crazy way, But Tommy gonna
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: give you some information. We need a picture it's uh
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: when Tommy's need a full body picture. Two are your
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: full body front and back of all this from your
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: chin and up. We don't need that catfishing anymore, real, clush,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: you ain't catfishing nobody picture by what you grew in.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: I need a time coder. I need your passport because
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: at least we know that's at least ten years. Tommy's Tips,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: two thousand and three at yahoo dot com. T O
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: M M Y S T I P S TPS two
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: zero zero three at yahoo dot com. Tommy's Tips, two
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: thousand and three. Send us your picture. You still got that,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: damn web. There's some stuff on that and what celebrity
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: would you most likely look like? We need to know
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: that with the picture. Lady Joe, gentlemen, Nail Carter he
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: judging brand as you questions, JUDGM, could you give me
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: a profile? What type of person we did it with? Yeah?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Ask me a series of questions and I answered according
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Shirley just asked me any, asked me any questions you
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: want to know, and I'm gonna give you the answers
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: to help you understand who dealing with. Okay, so she's
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: she's heard the radio show she she wants us to
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: come down and do the radio show again. She lives
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: close to uh downtown. She lives in the West Bank.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? Well, she hard no, no, you
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: can't come up by it. And the don't be hard
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: now from the west Bank, man, the west Bank, west Bank.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: You gotta have it together. What else? Okay? Any kind
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Is it a good thing that she's been concentrating on
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: her daughters. That's a very very good thing. That's also
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: a distraction. That mean, ain't nothing been happening? Yeah? What
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: about the fact that she she's been abstinent for a
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: while celibate. That's scary five years? And why is that scary? Well,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: I need you know, I ain't nobody shut come on?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Use you absence about choice of just atybody said nothing?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Come on? Or it's when you in the room, don't
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: nobody see you? You appear to be absent? Go ahead?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Next question, does it appear to you is this a
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: red flag? If at first it seems like she wanted
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Tommy and now that he's taken, she she changed to junior.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Is that an area of concern? Frightening thing? Is I'm
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: the only one now? I think she wanted you before me.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: I ain't no need to want me. I'm unwonnable. I
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: ain't even wonnable. Yeah, okay, So what what happened all
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: of a sudden that now she's single and ready to mingle? Well,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: you know it's been five years, and you know, after
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: while you got and look at yourself and go, I
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: need to do something. So writing Strawberry letta, Yeah, and
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: what's the problem with the line? I know with the problem.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I think I know that he makes her toast curl
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: when he hears when she hears his voice. Junior has
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: a lot of toe curling moments in his life. So
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: you know, y'all go ski and his damn toes a
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: curl enough too, because he's gonna be too cold. Oh.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: I like how you with you the back door? Now?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: I like that just y'all be sitting up in both
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: y'all toes. Well, don't you think it's cool that um
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: that she thinks he's very funny and quite handsome? He
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: is very very funny, Now, Junior not handsome? Yeah, Julie's
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: not handsome. You're not hands I know I'm not handsome,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: but don't take that. I'm okay, I'm okay looking. I'm
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: not even show about that. I'm not even really show about. Yeah,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: you're quite handsome, though, j She saw him. She was
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: in back of the room. We had a straight look. Yeah.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Thirty eight rolls back, Squinton. Well does this speak to
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: her mental? I follow for the one that I've never
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: met in person. This is flat out June bull crazy person. Well,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: I like the fact. And what do you think, Steve
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: that if he's got a girl and not interested, tell
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: her the best way to me to man she's moving on.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: June is available, but we need a picture. Tell him
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: the website to send it to. Tommy's Tips two thousand
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: and three at yahoo dot com. Tommy's Tips two thousand
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: and three at yahoo dot com. We're gonna get to
• 1:03:49
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• 1:03:55
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• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Brown Today's comedy segment What you Got Jay? Nicknames With
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: the nicknames we all went to school with people we
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: knew the nickname and sometimes we didn't know that damn
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: real name, but name the nickname didn't match the personality
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Steve with him still with him? For instance, we all
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: knew somebody in school named doll baby, but what the what?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: But she had she look like a dog baby, looking
• 1:04:34
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• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: talking in years, yeah, baby, all school, somebody names speedy speedy,
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  Speaker 1: but his an walked real slow. Jay, you do the
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: beginning to all of them? And I had the cold?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: How about your body? We talk about nicknames, everybody, hain't
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: got somebody who knows somebody that's got nicknames, but the
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: nickname don't match the personality. How about somebody the name
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: is smile Steve, but what ain't got a two finish here?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: All smile smile? When the school with the person his nickname?
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  Speaker 1: For years, everybody called him books. Books stopped going to
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  Speaker 1: school in the seventh grade. Books ain't been to school
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  Speaker 1: since seth grade. All yeah, what y'all caring them for?
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  Speaker 1: They called books though nickname, that their nickname, but they
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: don't match the person. That nickname is slim fat ass,
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  Speaker 1: Wait four hundred pounds. He was slim in junior high.
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  Speaker 1: He bad in a four hunted heaven slim. I know,
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  Speaker 1: how about does the nickname nickname? His nickname all through
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: school was cash money broke his helpe. I love this nickname.
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  Speaker 1: And in last but not least, anybody would look in
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  Speaker 1: front of that name, ain't little at all? No, no,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: because they did. They started that in the seventies and eighties,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Little John Live, Mike Live by Wild, Little Wayne. George
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  Speaker 1: Wallace got on. He called white girl problem is. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody in his family light held light his one George
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Waller lights wonder for everybody? Didn't family call him read red.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harpy Morning Show. Here's how to get
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: into the mood in advance to make sex more amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Don't look bored like you already know this, Steve, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: like you don't need any help in this area. Look
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: at all the guys in the room like yes, yes,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: like they could have ridden all the stuff about me. Okay,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: First of all, get in the mood. Time to start
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: thinking about what's going to turn you on later. So
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: that's how you get in the mood. You start thinking
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: about what's going to turn you on later. Okay, say
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: it's now you know when we get up, you start
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: thinking about it. Now, so by the time we get
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: up work and you get home, tell me what if
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: you mention it. Hey, we're gonna do something when we
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: get home. Yeah, that's enough. You know we've been turning
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: me on late. I've been catching her and I don't
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: know what it is. When I catch her animal, I just, boy,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: when I catch her hands, it just it happens right
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: there at the animals. Because some kids don't really come
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: into launching part of the boy, we'd be right there
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: getting a whole weight. Man. I like, I like, like
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: when you're walking up the steps and I'm behind him,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: that's it. You game name makes sense. Ironing is not sexy.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: So you boy, when my baby leaning over behind him, God,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: that is the greatest thing in the world. Now, I'd
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: be like, these pills it's on, boy, the five damn dollars,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: I'm going down. Do you have to hear about these
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: pills every time? The cost of the pills, all of
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: that every time? Every Yes? Okay, So here's another here's
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: another tip. So you know, when you're thinking about it early,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: start texting, because it takes women a little longer. We're
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: not as ready, set go as you guys. So it
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: takes us a long time to warr you know, longer
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: time to warm up to get where you guys already are.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: And I have another problem with that because I'm such
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: a bad speller. And then I text I'm gonna ted
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: that grass up, and she's looking at her phone like
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: what what she gonna say to say? Good, because I'm
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: been asking you to get another thing that garbage. Okay,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: So they say eat frisky friendly foods, you know, like um,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: like oysters, things like that. You know, the foods that
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: say that they're aprodisiacs. Don't eat the rito. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They don't want you to ease cool wrench on your breath.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: It's not cool. It smells a lot like a rinch. Cooless,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: your breath do smell like a rinch? Ain't nothing cool?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: But that's exactly what they says. Avoid foods that cause
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: bloating and bad breath. That's exactly what The cigars are
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: not helpful at all, you know, boy, you don't know
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: how many times you love your cigars. Yeah, but you know,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: I know, you know, what do you do before I
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: go to Big Dog? I have to brush first of all,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I have to wash my monch. You don't really seems
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: is a whole nother separate back. My lips is a
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: whole soul. Three man, I got to brush my teeth
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: with toothpaste, okay, then I brush them with Lister Red okay.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Then I rest with list okay, and then you know,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: I go eat something cool and refreshing. But don't come
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: in there at all with cigar brow now because I
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: actually live with the blood hat. All right, We'll be
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
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  Speaker 1: after you're listening to show. Never far from the office,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: even on vacation, That is the question. A new survey
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: found that forty five percent of responding said they checked
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: in with the it's multiple times a day while they're
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: on vacation. That's that's not a vacation. Listen to this one.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: I know, I know I was. I won't be called
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: give you my word, find me on Instagram. I would
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: gone lat week. I ain't even tell y'all I would leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we know. Yeah, So forty five I know percent of
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  Speaker 1: respondents say they checked in with the office multiple times
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: a day during vacation. Twenty six percent said they checked
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: in at least once a day, and none of the
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: respondents said they never checked in with work while on vacation.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: What they need to tell is it a disrespect to
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: the people you on vacation with stay on the phone
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: and keep calling and working. Ain't that a disrespect that?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what the hell you
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: just said. Just respect if it's disrespectful. But I'm sure
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: the arguments and all of that coming from you know,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to be on vacation. I mean, if you
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: out with your spouse and you you guys are on
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: a vacation. You got a three four day weekend. You know,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: is it right to be calling back and forth working
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: if you're on vaca? On vacake? All right? We got
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
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  Speaker 1: thirty three after the hour with some trending news stories
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: What is this Jay? Stuff you did when no one
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: was stuff we all do when nobody's looking. You ever
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: get the wrong mail, you know it's the wrong man?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Would you open it anyway? Yes? Wow? He worked at
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: he makes this much money here? Yeah? It gave into
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: my house. I'm opening it, right. You ever look at
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: somebody's phone so you can guess they pass code? Anybody? Anybody?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I ain't never did that. No women, the
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: women's I say no, but surely too. I don't need
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: to look at the mom. Y'all know, y'all? Man co
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: oh no, yeah, yeah, Timmy, I don't know. Oh I know,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I'm time to time me. Ah, dog tik my kids? No, man,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: who y'all y'all are together. I've never been that together?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: They do dog my killers. Dad, I'm turning on the phone. Yeah,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, yeah, everybody in my family? No,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: my parents. Cool, you're so open. Wow, No, that's never
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: that's just with this marriage. You're so honest. That's just
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: that's what this marriage. That's just a recent it's a
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: remake having first. It's that second. Man's right there. Let
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: me tell you. If you pick this phone up, man,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: it was like listening to a tape on Mission Impossible.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Soon did you touch my phone? Just start smoking? Okay, okay,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: that's we do when nobody's looking here. One one, this
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: is your own house. But you drink juice straight out
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: the bottom. Hell oh, yeah, jee, I just did that
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: the other day after kids juice too. Yeah, y'all wrong
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: for this man drink after kids and I see if
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: it's the end, If it's the end of the container
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: that I can no, no, it was, it was fresh, Yeah,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: just open it. I took. I took a swallow. Hell
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I bought it. Yeah, a German factory. Okay, here's another one.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Stuff we doing. Nobody's looking. You ever go to somebody's
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: house and looking at medicine cabinet? Hell yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: I quit dating. The girl calls it that. Well, if
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: you got three bottles and I can't pronounce naw one
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: of them, out of here because obviously you have something
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: that I because three bottles or something long names on
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: it and I can't pronounce them. I got to get
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: out of here, lingo, yeah at all, No one, she
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: can't keep still, y'all wrong for that. If you look
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: at that, yeah, and you see or two but anything,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: I'm out of here. Antment be all right? Steve coming
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: up closing remarks right after this. You're listening morning show,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve. Here we are last break of the day.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Time for you to leave us with some closing remarks, Yeah,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: you know, I try to find different ways to encourage
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: people because life is really challenging, man, and it's becoming
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: even more so for all of us because of social media. Man,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: it's like craziness. It's it's you can become a part
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: of the meal, so to speak. You can just become
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: a part of the meal. And you don't even have
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: to be famous, you really really don't. It can just
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: be in your circle of friends that you start getting
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: hated on or something like that. But it's really difficult
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: out here. So I really try to give people bits
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: and pieces of things that happened to me as I
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: progress through my life, and I maintain and I grow
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: all the while in spite of in spite of not
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: two things help me. First of all, my relationship with
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: God is probably better than it's ever been because I've
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: learned some really really useful tools over the past year
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: to really really help me. Now, little did I know
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: that God was presenting these tools to me so I
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: could so I would have them and be equipped for
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: the fight that he knew was coming my way. Man,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: that's a cool, cool thing to know that God taught
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: me some things before last year that was going to
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: help me with what he knew was coming my way
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: this year. So the first thing I have to attribute
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: and give credit to my relationship with God has been
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: the real root of my ability to keep moving forward
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: in the face of all circumstances, whether they seemed appeared
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: to be what they were or not. And then secondly,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I have learned how to shield myself. It's not that
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: I know how to shield myself, but I've learned how
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: to put a protective coating over my mind to help
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: me deal with negativity, because it's just so much of
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: it out there. Man. And if you get if you
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: really listen to what everybody's saying, you know you have
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: a lot more people that love you than hate. You
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: know that the problem with hate is it's so dog
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: gonn loud, and love it's just somebody called and say, hey, man,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: don't worry about none of that. I got you back.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: I love you, man, Thank you for all you do.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Your real friends know the truth. It's just people who don't.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: They have something to say. So your relationship with God
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: and this practice that I've learned of how to the
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: coat now how to coat my mind from negativity, have
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: been two of the most powerful things that I've developed
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: over the past couple of years and last year and
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: a few months ago, that's really really helping me. And
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: so what I wanted to kind of share in light
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: of all of that, or in that same vein as
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: what I want you to stop doing. If you're doing this,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: stop giving people permission to have an opinion about you, man,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Stop giving people permission to have an opinion about you, when,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: first of all, they don't even know you. Number two,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: are a lot of people with an opinion about you.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: They've never met you. And here's the most important reason
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: they don't know you. They haven't met you. And you
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: want to know the real reason you shouldn't care, Because
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: they don't care. They don't care anything about you, one
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: way or another. They just riding through the system pushing buttons,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: and you happen to be the button that they pushing today.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: Do not give people permission to have an opinion about you,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: and you listen to it. I stopped doing that. I
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: stopped giving people my permission to have an opinion about me.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: You don't have I'm not giving you permission. Now. You
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: can go have one, but it's without my permission. So therefore,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: you can't affect me. Listen to me. People. If you
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: don't give them the permission to affect you, they can't
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: affect you. You can keep pushing on and upwards to
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: your goals. Don't give them permission to turn you back.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Don't give them permission to stop you. Don't give a
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: person permission to ride your back. Martin Luther King said,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: a man can't ride your back unless you bend over.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Stand up, stand up to some of this mess. I'm
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: not saying go down there and do something about it.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, stand up. Hold your head up, square
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: your shoulders, pinch your shoulder blades, get your chests out,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: hold your chin up, go on with your bad self.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: Quit worrying about what they're saying. Then people don't even
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: know you. Don't give these people permission to make you
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: feel less than who you really are. Your heavenly Father
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: made you. You're a child of God. These people didn't
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: make you. Do not give them permission. Don't give them
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: permission to be a determining factor in your life. They
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: don't have your permission to do that. They don't have
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: the ability to do that. Don't give them permission to
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: hate you, turn you back, ride your back make you
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: feel less, be a determining factor in your life. You
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: know why because they don't know you, they never met you,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: and they don't care about you. You should not care
• 1:23:01
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