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Christmas Eve, Unhappy People, Memories and Traditions, Slick Harvey, Being Single, Airport, MTH, Gifts We Hate, Evil Things To Do, Reasons To Lie, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all back
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  Speaker 1: all suit on the back down, giving them more like
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  Speaker 1: the milking buck things in its Cubley good it sEH.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to the movie together for Studley, I don't join
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  Speaker 1: join me in doing me. Honey. You gotta use that
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  Speaker 1: turn you. You gotta turn the turnow. You got to
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  Speaker 1: turn out, turn the water the water. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your back. Uh huh, I sure will. A good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You are listening to the voice, come on dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: One and only. Steve Harvey Man got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show because God in the
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  Speaker 1: blessing business. Yeah, that's all. I'm just a recipient. Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show because God is in the
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  Speaker 1: show you favor business. He showed me some favor. Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show because God is in the
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  Speaker 1: forgiving business. God and forgave me thousands and thousands of times,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And I say that as a big number
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  Speaker 1: like that, because it's probably true. I can't even began
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  Speaker 1: to count the amount of times He's forgiving me for
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  Speaker 1: things I knowingly did and for things I've unknowingly done.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've unintentionally hurt some people without even knowing it.
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  Speaker 1: He forgave me. That's amazing, man, that's amazing that he
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  Speaker 1: would even forgive me for that. But there's the biggie though.
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  Speaker 1: All the decisions I've made in my life, the deliberate
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  Speaker 1: mistakes that I've made, that he's forgiven me for. That's
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  Speaker 1: the big Man. You can only get that from God.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know? Man, there are people out there that
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  Speaker 1: you've done something to, just a little thing, and they
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  Speaker 1: just have never forgiven you. There are people who've done
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  Speaker 1: little things to you or big things to you, and
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  Speaker 1: you just can't seem to forgive them. I am so
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  Speaker 1: glad God is not that way. God is a forgiven God.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I exist today, and that's how you exist today.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the things I want to remind you
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  Speaker 1: about even in existing today. You know, Joel Oldstein had
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  Speaker 1: a has a book out called It's Your Time. I
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  Speaker 1: love this boy. It's called It's Your Time. And that's
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  Speaker 1: kind of what I want to touch you on today.
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  Speaker 1: And I want to remind you all that it's still
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  Speaker 1: your time. See, you know, there's look, you know, they've
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  Speaker 1: got unsuccessful people have created a lot of sayings to
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  Speaker 1: justify our failures as people. Well, my ship has passed.
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  Speaker 1: That that was created by a person who did not
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  Speaker 1: quite make their goal in the amount of time that
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  Speaker 1: they had set for. So to justify it, here comes
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  Speaker 1: this great, seemingly very clever saying, and a lot of
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  Speaker 1: us adapt, Well, my ship has passed, so we adopt that.
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  Speaker 1: Here's another one. Well, I guess it just wasn't meant
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  Speaker 1: to be. That sounds good, don't it, because they mix
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  Speaker 1: it up with a little bit of faith based in it.
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  Speaker 1: I guessed it wasn't. Well, here's another one. I guess
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  Speaker 1: if God wanted it for me, i'd have it. Are
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  Speaker 1: you serious? Man? Are you serious? You're actually gonna use
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  Speaker 1: that one to to to justify where you are in life? Man,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's so, that's so not the case. I want
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  Speaker 1: to remind everybody today that it's still your time. That
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  Speaker 1: you know, your ship hasn't sailed, you didn't miss all
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  Speaker 1: of your opportunities. There's others. It's still your time. You
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  Speaker 1: know you still got a chance, you still have a shot.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a good one. You still have hope, you do,
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  Speaker 1: all of you as long as God is who he is.
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  Speaker 1: There's always hope for you. You can never lose sight
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  Speaker 1: of that. You can never let the devil win that battle,
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  Speaker 1: that there is no hope for you and cause you
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  Speaker 1: to do something that's unthinkable. I'm just gonna cash in
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  Speaker 1: the chips. I'm gonna take my life. I'm gonna commit suicide.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, wait a second, wait a second. Are
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  Speaker 1: you for real? That's not God talking to you. That's
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  Speaker 1: something wrong and it's not coming from him. It's still
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  Speaker 1: your time. You still got a chance. There's always hope.
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  Speaker 1: But listen to me. You got to move and you
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  Speaker 1: got to move on it. So many people are not
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  Speaker 1: getting the full benefit of their life, and so many
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  Speaker 1: people are not getting all the blessings that God has
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  Speaker 1: for because you keep waiting on the perfect time. Man.
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  Speaker 1: How many times have I heard people come to me
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  Speaker 1: and say, hey, man, I'm just waiting on everything to
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  Speaker 1: line up. Right. Man, I'm waiting on the perfect time
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  Speaker 1: to get can't tell you something. If I were waiting
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  Speaker 1: on the perfect time, I wouldn't be hardly any of
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  Speaker 1: the things that I've become. And one of my greatest
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  Speaker 1: blessings was marrying Marjorie. I wouldn't even have married Marjorie
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  Speaker 1: if I was waiting on the perfect time, because I
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  Speaker 1: had gone through what I thought was enough misery to
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  Speaker 1: cover my entire lifetime. And so when I was first divorced,
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  Speaker 1: I just said, man, it's gonna be five six years
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  Speaker 1: before I do this again. I said it. Two years
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  Speaker 1: later I was married. But guess what, man, it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: the perfect time. I didn't have my ducks, all my
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  Speaker 1: ducks lined up in a row. It was still some
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  Speaker 1: things I needed to clean up. I even told her,
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  Speaker 1: it's some things I want to clean up out of
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  Speaker 1: my life before you know it's it's I want I
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  Speaker 1: want to make sure I got all the stars are
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  Speaker 1: lined up, you know I want to I want to
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  Speaker 1: wait until all the ducks are in a row. I
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  Speaker 1: was waiting on the perfect time. If I had not stopped,
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  Speaker 1: and Marjorie and I had set out and said to
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  Speaker 1: each other there will be no perfect time. And then
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  Speaker 1: she said, I'll go through with you whatever you're going through.
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  Speaker 1: That was it. I took a chance. The ducks were
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  Speaker 1: not lined up in a row. I had a lot
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  Speaker 1: of baggage in my life, man, I wanted to try
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  Speaker 1: to clear up I want to do some things financially different.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to just get rid of some residue I
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  Speaker 1: had in my life. She said, no, we'll do it together,
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  Speaker 1: because they ain't no perfect time. And guess what it wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: So if you're out there waiting on the perfect time
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  Speaker 1: to do something, it may not come. There is no
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  Speaker 1: such thing as waiting on the perfect time. I've said
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  Speaker 1: this a hundred times, and here comes one on one.
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  Speaker 1: The road to success is always under construction. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna go out there and there ain't no barrels on
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  Speaker 1: the road. You're not going out there and not running
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  Speaker 1: to deet to a sign. You're not going out there
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  Speaker 1: without seeing the men working signed to get off. You're
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  Speaker 1: not going out there to see it. So guess what.
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  Speaker 1: Stop waiting on the stars. I got man, this is
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  Speaker 1: a perfect time to do it now. If you're waiting
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  Speaker 1: on the perfect time, that could be one of your
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  Speaker 1: biggest problems. You're still waiting. You have got to move
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  Speaker 1: and you've got to move on it, and you've got
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  Speaker 1: to make a decision to go now. God will get
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  Speaker 1: you through everything necessary for you to get through. But
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: you can't quit though. See it is as apart. You
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  Speaker 1: can't quit just because the road you're own is under construction.
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  Speaker 1: You can't get off at the exit because you're tired
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  Speaker 1: of all the bump of the bumper traffic. It's that way.
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  Speaker 1: Get you some God, like I said, get you some God,
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  Speaker 1: and go on and go see what your life can
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  Speaker 1: be like. So stop waiting on the perfect time, Stop
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  Speaker 1: waiting on the stars to align themselves. You got to
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  Speaker 1: move and you got to move on it. Get you
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  Speaker 1: some God, apply some faith, and get started. And remember
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  Speaker 1: when you get out there, coming towards your goal, the
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  Speaker 1: road to construct, the road to success is always under construction.
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  Speaker 1: If it was easy, everybody would be it. Stop expecting
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  Speaker 1: it to be easy. Come on out here, get up
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  Speaker 1: in this thing. It's funky out here. Yeah I got
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: all that. It's hard out here, Yeah I got all that.
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  Speaker 1: But what you wanna do, Man, what you wanna do?
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna push your chips up to the window. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't time for that. You still got time, You still
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  Speaker 1: got a chance. There's always hope, there's always God. That's
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  Speaker 1: my conversation to you're listening to show ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls, people from all around the world. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. You are listening to the Bad and Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of team is a Jay Championship Day? You
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  Speaker 1: better know it? Man. This is radio live, vivid and
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  Speaker 1: in color all day, every day technicolor. Today's show is
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  Speaker 1: dedicated to unhappy people. Oh do, I'm gonna listen to
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  Speaker 1: this show and get yourself so unhappy people. John Moore, Dude,
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: I grew up with John Mole better known as Onion.
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  Speaker 1: This show is dedicated for your miserable ain't unhappy day? Unhappy?
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  Speaker 1: Always something wrong? Man, Kelvin Sanders, what's happening? Boy? Tell
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  Speaker 1: me who you got? Always unhappy? Larry Rockamore unhappy, asked
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  Speaker 1: Larry Jay, who you go? Some of my X wives?
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  Speaker 1: You know who you're talking amongst yourselves and hit one out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to call nobody the name, but one
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  Speaker 1: of them would really unhappy. Talk amongst yourself, talk amongst
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  Speaker 1: yourself matter, which don't matter to me. They're just gonna
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  Speaker 1: be talking about you calling you know somebody unhappy? Yes
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  Speaker 1: I do, but they're listening, so I can't get specific.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, who well the picture? Yeah, my ex? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I know who we're talking about? A junior ex. Let's
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  Speaker 1: not speak about doing your name. I don't know you
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  Speaker 1: call a name. Well, if you don't think, I shoot
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  Speaker 1: it our board right now, that arrow be on the way,
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  Speaker 1: That arrow would be in the eye on his way
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  Speaker 1: to you some damn radio station. I'm happy. I just
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  Speaker 1: don't know what name. Moment I connect the name his
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  Speaker 1: ass fitting to get it. Mess with my girl caller,
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  Speaker 1: I protect Hull, Joe, Punk, she calor Hanna those things.
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  Speaker 1: He killed that call and Shelly names John mo Kelvin says, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you who I think I'm a boss? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: who that This show is dedicated to the t JM. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that. I like that. I like that.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't Jack. He just goes there, doesn't he? Man?
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, you get all right, more of
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  Speaker 1: this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, So Steve,
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  Speaker 1: let's talk about some of your favorite Christmas memories, um,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and your favorite holiday tradition. I want to
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  Speaker 1: ask you like Poe memories? But that was good though,
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  Speaker 1: you know it because I didn't know, you know, no
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  Speaker 1: difference yeah, I figured just the way it was right
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  Speaker 1: everyone else, you know, everybody get a gilt. What did
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  Speaker 1: you sitting around for? Thank you for the open multiple packages.
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  Speaker 1: Just damn gift man put the tearing off of the
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  Speaker 1: wrapping page. Yes, yeah, we're gonna use that paper next year.
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  Speaker 1: We had that, I know. And my mom wrapped like
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  Speaker 1: the grocery store wrapped. That was her thing. She loved wrapping. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: yes she could. It looked just like it did at
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  Speaker 1: the at the department stories. My mom could wrap. Yeah, man, girl,
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  Speaker 1: I got an easy bake oven one year. Oh yes,
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  Speaker 1: the lord with the light, with the light I wrapped
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  Speaker 1: you to knew it everything I wrapped into the exact
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  Speaker 1: shape or whatever the dog dog if you if you
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  Speaker 1: thought it was a truck, that's probably what it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was obvious going over under the tree and just
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  Speaker 1: feeling on the gifts trying to guess what it was.
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  Speaker 1: The man if I wrapped it, you knew, Wow, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta bowling ball. You know exactly what it looked like.
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  Speaker 1: He gave I remember when I got a tape recorder
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  Speaker 1: one year. Oh, that was always a good at the
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  Speaker 1: beginning of my career, right there, tape recorder. Yes, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I got a sting rewind fast forward. Yes, ye, yes,
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  Speaker 1: good good stuff. One of my most frightening Christmas was
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: because of that tape recorder right there. Oh yeah, well
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: happened to what you pressed play and recorder frighters to
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  Speaker 1: get it done? Yes, yes, my mama got me mine
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  Speaker 1: for Christmas. I took it upstairs and recorded Rudy ray
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  Speaker 1: Moole signifying the Monkey down in the Joker that signified market,
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  Speaker 1: damn shouted, got it walked through the trees and all
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  Speaker 1: open market old where you Steve. I was in elementary school.
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  Speaker 1: He was cussing. He was seven, six or seven. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you know about Rudy ray Moore where my dad and
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  Speaker 1: them used to play it? Ok, And I used to
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  Speaker 1: sit on the steps in the hallway and listen to it.
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  Speaker 1: Be in the hallway hollyday. Everybody had the albums man,
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  Speaker 1: but I remember right album the whole signifying monkey, and
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  Speaker 1: I could sound just like it. So when my mama
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  Speaker 1: got it, I went upstairs and I'm recording wear down
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  Speaker 1: in the Jungle d signifying monkey, cussing and everything I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about cuss just like that's when you first look
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: you fell a love like this, So everything going good.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: We go to church that morning. We come back. A
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  Speaker 1: couple of sister Porter and sister r Bell came over
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  Speaker 1: to see my mom and they was in there in
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  Speaker 1: the living room, and I had my recorder on the
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: coffee table because I say, saw a cookie on the
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: down room table. I went to get a matter of
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  Speaker 1: fact of rice crispy, and when I came back, my
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  Speaker 1: mama had to recorded her. Now my stomach, she said,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: what did They was all timing out. Uh, sister Harvey,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: what is that? That's these new recorders that you buy.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: We bought one for Steve. I'm just looking at head man.
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  Speaker 1: Don't hit that, sister or to say, what's on it?
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  Speaker 1: My mama pressed play. I opened it up like this
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  Speaker 1: were down in the jungle. D that's signifying market that
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  Speaker 1: did ever sleep? Yeah, I'm cussing it everything, but I
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  Speaker 1: mean it's on the record. So my mama trying to
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  Speaker 1: find the button, but she can't cut it off. She
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  Speaker 1: can't control the volume or nothing. She's steady hitting the
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  Speaker 1: plate button. Well that's already down. Your baby talking at
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  Speaker 1: the church, say, oh that's that's Rudy ray Mo. So
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I said, okay, that might help a little bit, they say,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: She say, but who is it though? Oh? Who's saying this? Yeah?
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Everybody looking at me. I'm just trying to figure out
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  Speaker 1: how I can make this recorded disappear and bleek enough.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: If I stay here and look out the window, maybe
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  Speaker 1: they won't notice this. Man, I was sitting there in trouble.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Mama's finally cut that thing off. She said, Boy Lord Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: when your daddy get home? Oh no, man, so they left.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: My daddy came home, she said, snip. Listen to what
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  Speaker 1: this boy didn't put on his on Christmas? She pressed,
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  Speaker 1: playing again, wear Down Jungle d My daddy saying who
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  Speaker 1: is that? My mom was saying, that's your son, boy,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: and then my daddy listening to it, and the star
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  Speaker 1: smiling boy, that's you. Uh huh, yes, sir, I'm just shrinking.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you all right, and the bring phone call
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  Speaker 1: coming up right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Before we went to brake, Steve, you were
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  Speaker 1: telling us the story about when your dad heard you
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  Speaker 1: recite Rudy ray Moore on your brand new car. Mama,
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  Speaker 1: come home on Christmas. Look at what your boys doing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so she pressed on way down and show that blankly
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  Speaker 1: blank didn't ever sleep walking through trees and swinging in
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  Speaker 1: the sand. That black it. So my daddy listened to it,
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  Speaker 1: and he smiled. He said, boy, that's you. Oh yes,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: you're in trouble. He said, where your cold a go,
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  Speaker 1: get your coat, Come on the cold as confidence. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't never done. I used to go on in the basement.
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  Speaker 1: The come. He puts me in the car, he gets
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  Speaker 1: the machine. We back out. We drive right up the
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  Speaker 1: Earl's gas station about five minutes from the house. He
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  Speaker 1: got walking there on there, man, Christmas slick. What's up
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  Speaker 1: a little boy? Man, Christmas boy, I got something for y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Get it right here, damn me? Who this is here?
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  Speaker 1: So all the men and that boy that rooted right mote. No,
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  Speaker 1: they ain't that sky you lying by that boy right here?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: This boy sound your life rooting right mote. So mister
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Wales say, we do some of it? Oh man, you
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: can't you think you about in front of y'all life.
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  Speaker 1: And I got the cussing from y'all. Did you do it? Hell? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: way like that right there? Oh man, I love it,
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. My daddy thought it
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  Speaker 1: was the greatest thing. You here now, he said, the
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  Speaker 1: woman get back home, tell you mama. We rode and
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  Speaker 1: talked about it. Okay, well they ain't gonna whoop your
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: cause it's own Christmas. Oh little bit of twenty six
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  Speaker 1: you got toe up in the well. He didn't want
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: to whip me no way, because he thought it was greatness.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: He thought that was the greatest thing. Yeah, you're great.
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  Speaker 1: You take all that cussing off of that machine. You
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: ain't even where you to learn tease words from. You're
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: playing that all the party album is good? Yeah? Yeah, wow?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Who else you listen to? Dog good Christmas memories? Right there,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Red Fox, that's no This country comedian named Jared Cloud.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Jerry Cloud. Oh yeah, that's what we listened to. He'll
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: be many Yeah, I love it, no that he'll be
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: funny funny man. See, I was still a Richard Pryde.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Oh huh, I'm doing Richard and Eddie. Oh yeah, that's
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: like Delirious was my my stand up, specially that Eddie
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: did Delirious. Who Richard Pryde wanted? That's the one? Yeah man, wow,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that that was back in the day when
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: you when your parents had parties, and weren't those called
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: party albums or something? Yeah? Absolutely the album So they
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: were playing, you couldn't listen. You had to come in
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  Speaker 1: in dance for him, and you had to go them back. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on. And the record player was right next to
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  Speaker 1: the steps leading up to my room, and it was
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  Speaker 1: behind the wall. I sat on the steps and I
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: learned how to cuss everything. Yeah, the good old day,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Gus Gus Gus goody Google that said American classic right there.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: For that red level outfit, that was classic. Oh yeah,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: yeah for sure. What was that red that was delirious
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: with purple? Yeah, purple leather. All leather was wrong? Yeah,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: was wrong? Yea, no, man, when that food was doing that,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: that food was doing that dog man, Oh yeah, got
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: damn when he got shot when he was doing the hitts.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: We see the mine me nine my name the number
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  Speaker 1: dude three times said you uh why me times? A
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: lady the nine N I knew knew that boy saying
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: three times, I was holly. Yeah. He gave us some
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: great laughs. And man, yes, Velvet Jones, mister Robinson's neighbors
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: day answered the who is the absolute best sketch artist man. Yeah,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: that damn ed it man, James Brown in that hot tub,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: dog Man, he don't get in the hot tub. Wait
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: a minute, boy, that was it? Boy in the in
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: the movie Trading Places, What is your name? Valentine? Valentine? Boy,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: when they finally got him off the street and took
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: him to the house and they had him in the
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: back and he was taking the bath and they was
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: coming out shitting and dope and he was in that
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: singing when I showed that to my dad, and my
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: dad in Hollyda Lad, when you think of it, bye,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: when you think got it? Get him by War used
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: to open this show every day with that, right, Yeah, yeah,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: that's where I got it from many good memory, I
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: tell you, man that that that what's what's what's the best?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Forty eight hours a Beverly Hills, Oh what's forty eight
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: hours about? When he was with nicknoted, Oh, yeah, Trading Place,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Coming to America, Coming to American, Funniest comedy movie I've
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: ever seen. Yeah, yeah, it was great. It was cool.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right. The stereotype of being single during
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: the holidays usually brings looks of pity from people, but really, really,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: it can be cool. It can if you're single. What
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: being single for the holiday? Yeah, and I'll look at
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: people for you need to find somebody. Get up, don't don't.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you someday, wake your ass somewhere by yourself. Yeah,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: wake up, Oh Christmas Day, by yourself. Ain't no noise
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: in another room? Wow? Okay, okay, glee. Well, there there
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: are a lot of things, junior, that single people can
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: do that someone with a significant other can't. How about that?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: All right? All right, I'm gonna tell you your time
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: is your own for one thing. You have that freedom.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: But guys, here are ways the singles have it better
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: during the holidays. Check it out, junior. There are no
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: fights waiting to happen, No fights waiting to happen. Someone's
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: good thing. Yeah, that's a great thing. Or break ups.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: You know a lot of people break up over the holidays.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about that. Can't. Can't break
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: up if you ain't gotten no more by yourself. Yeah, okay,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: here's another one. You don't have to buy a lot
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: of gifts. Think about it. You ain't getting none. Okay,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I'm just looking at the bright side of this. There
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: are no mandatory spouse holiday parties you have to attend.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: But your ass ain't got nothing on the stove. You
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: don't have to ain't no spells in the house. Okay,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: here's another one. You don't have to choose which family
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: you're gonna celebrate with. There's always a fight about that,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, but you need to find somebody, house stuff.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: And then here's a good one. New Year's Eve. You
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: can go into twenty eighteen focusing all on you. Okay,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: you ever brought into New Year's by yourself? When when
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: you do single, when you do blowing that horn, don't
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: nobody here, don't nobody here. You can focus on just
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: yourself bringing in the new year. Okay, what but you
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: couldn't do that the year before because you still buy you.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: We're looking at the positive sight of being single, ste
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: that's all. No, there's no positive side. No, you don't
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: think so you need to find somebody. I remember the
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: first time we moved Atlanta. First, I didn't go home
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: when I moved Atlanta, all right, when I woke up
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: and there was nothing, nothing, no food, no nothing. I
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: called home. I heard all that joy and laughter and
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: getting passed around on the phone ain't fun. Who is that?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: All these damn questions? I'm coming in? Who is that?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Let me talk to you? Who coming in? What y'all
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: doing it? Now? Who is that? Who is that? Now?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Is that the doubt? What? Baby? Is that? What y'all
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: look at that? You don't want to do that? Wow?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I like all of that. You yourself? You like being
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: by yourself during the holidays? No, jack ye Listen, listen, listen, listen.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: That's what it sounds. So what that's what I'm talking about? Okay,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Christmas morning is like what at your house? Listen? Let
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: me listen. Don't you just love that? No? Pots rattlings?
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Listen again? You maybe to hit who that joint? You
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: got to be lonely, got to be pots rattling, no noise, no,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: let you hear it again, listen, not a damn that
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: you love it? No company at all? Kind of my house?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: You ain't in the neighborhood because I ain't gonna let
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: you in. You know that I was just in the neighborhood. Yeah,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: when you outside because you ain't coming in? What is
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: it in your house? About your house? Me? That's just
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: better man. I don't even I don't desist the Christmas morning.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: It just means something, yeah, beautiful thing. Can't youroduce Smiths Anne,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I can't, gentleman without further ado, our very own voice
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: of reason. In fact, no fake news here, folks. This
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: and Trip, Thank you, thank you, Steve, Thanks everybody, and
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: a happy Christmas Eve everyone. This is ENTERP with the news.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: The current partial government shutdown continues in a top White
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: House officialist quoted as saying that it may stretch until
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: next year, since Democrats and Republicans remained at an impass
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: over funding that President Trump's border wall requires. According to
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: President Trump, he wants over five billion dollars from US taxpayers,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: while the Democrats say they're okay about maybe one and
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: a half billion, and Acting Chief of Staff Bill Vaney
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: tells Fox News Sunday that Trump is not moving away
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: from his stated position, not entirely. We had given an
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: offer a counter offer to mister Schumer, and immediately, I
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: think thereafter the Senate went into recess until at least Thursday.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: That doesn't mean it meet before Thursday till we get
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: hear something back. But I don't think things are going
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: to move very quickly here for the next couple of
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: days Vaney says that the offer may to Senate democratically
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: to Charles Schumer, is between the president's request and what
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: the Democrats are willing to sign on to. So, in
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: other words, he's willing to come down a little bit,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: and they're hoping that the Democrats will come up a
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: little bit. So right now, a quarter of the government
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: is affected by the shutdown. Eight hundred thousand federal workers
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: have been furloughed, while others are working without pay. The
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: effects of the shutdown, though, won't be what'll be most noticeable,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: we can sing on Wednesday, when federal employees are scheduled
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: to return to work after the Christmas holiday, So we'll see.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: President Trump has named a new Defense Secretary to replace
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: General Jim Mathis, who are resigned last week over differences
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: between himself and the President over Trump's plan pull out
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: of American Truth, some Syria, and some other foreign policy
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: decisions of some regarding Afghanistan and others. Mattis says he'll
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: be stepping down in February. That's what he said. However,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Trump says Defense Secretary the Deputy Defense Secretary Patrick Shanahan,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: will take over as acting Defense Secretary on January first,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: or he's selling. He's basically telling Maddis you can leave now.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: The President went on Twitter, as he so often does,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: saying that quote, I am pleased to announce that our
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: very talented Deputy Secretary of Defense, Patrick Shanahan, will assume
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the title of Acting Secretary Defense starting January first. Patrick
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: has a long list of accomplishments while serving as deputy
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: and previously at boeing he will be great. Lebron James
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: is saying that the NFL owners have a slave mentality.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Lebron on his Friday night HBO show called him a
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: bunch of old white men who tossed players aside who
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: don't follow orders, and he made that statement during a
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: discussion over the treatment of players Colin Kaepernick and Eric
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Reid who knelt during the playing of the national anthem
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: to call attention to this country's racial injustice and who
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: can't get a job. James added that he's so appreciative
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: of the NBA and it's commissioner because he says, quote,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: he doesn't mind us having real feelings and allowing us
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: to express them. Dog lovers praising this move. Chief of Jackson,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Mississippi Police Department currently checking the whereabouts of all his departments,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: form police talks as one guy actually gave his dog up.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: This has been a trip with the news. Now back
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Mourning Show. You're listening to show,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Steve contained when you first started traveling and you're doing
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: the road, you don't have good legging. It's really cheap.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: You don't have Sampson. No, no, you don't have none
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: of that. Oh man, I got real bag. Get You'm
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: at the bag exclaiming I see a ship come around.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that looked like mine. And then I see
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: some shoes. I got some shoes. My bag bust overstein,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: all my stuff coming around. Hey dog, now you gotta
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: pick yourself. That's too embarrassing. He was the last one
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: of Yeah, so so mine is just because I'm a
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: German fault. But I have been at the at the
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: bathroom you're on with too much stuff in my hand,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: and accidentally, you know, you got your phone in your hand,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: your keys, and you got too much in your hand.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: You know you're trying to put it somewhere. You don't
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: want to lay it down, your phone in your head.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to go. I have had I haven't had
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: my glasses in my hand and accidentally dropped them. And
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: where did I drop them? Mike in that damn wow?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Did you get him out? Yeah? Go ahead to see
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: on the rest of the ask that initial question. Yeah,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: but I'll tell you what. I need both hands. I
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: can't helping my money. I'm start because I got poor.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I got I need both hands. We're not going to
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: bathroom lights, keys, the phone glass, everything is his hand, Virgil,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: but with a water bottle. But when you dinner with
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: as much as I'm dealing with you, I guys kept
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: both hands because I met him. Man, you know what
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: to do if you stop. No, I want my stuff
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: on the floor. I got to have both. I got
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: some handle. Damn this phone, Okay, that zip my damn
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: myself because the ladies room we have a hook. We
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: got a hook. We have a look for our purse
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: and the second and yeah, in the ladies room we
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: have all that. Oh no, no, that's none of that.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: After after, ain't got none of that. I wasn't in
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: the stall. I was at the stand up. Yeah. Yeah,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: you had one with his glasses and dropping stuff. I
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: don't know. I got to put all this stuff in
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: my I gotta leave something on the sleep. I damn
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I need a hammock around my neck. You're listening Steve
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve introduced him. He's here. Well,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like being in the Christmas bid he is, No,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't write happy Christmas songs because there's
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: enough of those happy, happy Christmas songs getting lost in
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: the shopper, alling deck the halls. Who the hell want
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: to hit that over and over? Saturated right for the
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: sad and down track, grint all the way, hit it. Hello,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: it's Christmas time again. I can't believe it's him, man
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: a soul on the time, just sleep by stealing from
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: my Halloween, by having take damn, it's Christmas over friding, friding,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: people inside fiding. I'd rather last week on the show, Lady,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: please nobody. My father today can't even put the mobile.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: It just says, no way, O damn is Christmas? That shock? Christmas?
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Love far Christmas. I've been pro Christmas. No hose house homes.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: You're a mean one, mister grab Day singing the subody.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Somebody if you hear some notes. Too many happy Christmas
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: songs out there every year somebody got a Christmas album Happy,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Happy that I'm in. I'm in the lane all by myself.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: You are I want to be got a tree up, Jane? No,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: did he insult you? I can't imagine my house on
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: no tree. Especially grandchildren, well that they want to see tree,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: go to the other granddaddy house because ain't got one.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Tell me, ain't buy them gifts? Jay, Please tell me that, yeah,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: gifts at Happy You don't put it under the tree though.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: It's just sitting up on the coffee ten. It's just
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: sitting up on the coffee ten. It ain't wrap the
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: gotta recet on it that Hey, yea laptop over there,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: that's yours. That's how Jay pass again. It's stilling the bag,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Jake to take it back? You never know? You know
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: who won the iPhone? All right? Well, keep myself so sad.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: That bike over there, that's yours. Man, You know, guessing nothing.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: You you have to do better. We're gonna we're gonna
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: have to help you working on. Yeah, celebrate Chris. I'm
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now I have known him way
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: a longer than all y'all. You can stop. It's deep ending.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Have you have you ever invited him over to your house,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Steve for Christmas? Maybe I don't know. I haven't his
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: unhappy as mess my damn holiday. I'm trying to shoot
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: his old by himself, Steve. Where is he gonna eat
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: him stuff Christmas? That's where it needs to be. Unhappy
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: asswer house. He's gonna eat Christmas dinner, Steve. He don't
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: have a Christmas tree and he got diabetes. I'm nothing
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: because you know he can't eat them yams. You know
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: that he over here said, we can't hand Okay, it's
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: too much, all right. Coming up next is the nephew.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: He's got the prank phone call. Right after this you're
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: listening show, I try we back. Coming up at the
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: top of that, we got strawberry letter. Uh, nephew got
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: to prank phone call. You ain't gonna want to miss
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: it up and hold on tight. This is Christmas decorations,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: trust me, mister. I'm trying to read cecil. Yeah, this
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: cecil's going on. Hey this manny man, I live like
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: about four five streets over from you, this Manning. How
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: you doing, brother, I'm doing good man? How you doing?
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I'm good? Hey? I see you. You you got your
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Christmas lights up right? You know? I got him up.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I got my whole of them, theverything set up. Man,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: it's just looking really okay. Let me let me ask
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: you something. Man. The theme you got in your yard?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Where you get that idea from? What do you mean
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: where I get them from? The idea? Like you got
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: a snow man, you got Santa Claus, some reindeals, you
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: got your whole house decorated. You got Jesus with the
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Manger and the wise men around him. Where did you
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: get your idea from? I'm I'm lost what you're talking about? Man?
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: You asking me where I got a thing from them?
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I mean you try to imply from them. I'm asking.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you a question. Where did you get the
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: idea from? I made this up. I made up You
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: go with a team. That's Chrystmas base man, and that's
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: that's Chrystmas base Jesus there, Chrystmas Jesus, and and just
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: in Jerusalem and Beth Lamb and hey, what what's going on? Man?
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Who are you? Where you get my number from? Any
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm manning, man, I'm manning. I got I
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: got your number from one of the people that live
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: on your street. And I'm just asking you on the
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: reel where you get this idea from? I made this idea.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: If I made this up, man, I made this up
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: just the second time you ask me why I get
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: idea from? What are you trying to go? The real deal? Dog?
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: The same thing you got if you come four streets over.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I got the same thing in my yard. And it
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: looked like you have stole my idea. And see what
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna do is try to win Christmas yards
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: of the season. And you know stole my idea. That's
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: the problem I got with you. Now the problem you
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: got is like to twist it. Okay, to see I
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: put this together without it here, I never even heard
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: of you many begin with. Secondly, I've been doing this
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: particular theme in my yards as I've been standing over.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I've been stand over a six years. You ain't had that.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: You ain't had that theme last year. You ain't had that, man,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: this thing last year. And to give the four and
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I put myself in the same place every damn time
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I put it down. You did not have this last
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: talk about who are you to call me and tell
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: me about my theme? And about my yard and what
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: you got going. I know you ain't copying. Man. Man,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, and I ain't gonna
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: go no further. You need to read arrange your theme
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: and get a different thing, because you got the same
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: theme I got. No, you need to rearrange your okay,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: because I ain't rearranging jack over here. Hey man, let
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: me tell you, jeth Man, and I'm being really as
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: real as I can be with you. If I got
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: to come over there and unplugged stuff, if you got
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: to come if I got to come over to your
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: house um plugs some stuff, no no, no fee. If
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: that thing my foot will be getting a plug from
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: your First of all, you ain't gonna come on my street,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: in my house and disrespect me at all about anything
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: that I got set up in my yard. Tell I
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: ain't that way. I'll tell you what. Then, I'm just
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: gonna do this ship. I'm gonna just come over there
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: and take Jesus and take them and take them wise
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  Speaker 1: men I your yard. That's what I'm gonna do. Come
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  Speaker 1: over this way, cabody messing with Jesus in the manger.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be some real powers because football. That's fake
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• 46:54
  Speaker 1: kind of do something like that, you're gonna need Jesus
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  Speaker 1: to help you because it's gonna be some rollings. I'm
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: going on. The bottom line is just right here. You
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: got the nerve to do the same thing. My god,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I'm full streets sober. I'm driving through looking at everybody's man,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: looking at everybody's the only one, same way, the same place.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Good a doubt. Long yere. Ain't nobody ever call on me?
• 47:18
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• 47:21
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• 47:23
  Speaker 1: got no lights coming on my street because you don't
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: stay on this street. You're going around looking at people.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get your ideas. Man, you got a
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: rich No, No, I'm very original. I moved to this
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  Speaker 1: here ten years. You've been here by six. I lone.
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  Speaker 1: six years. This fuff. The vision was just coming up
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  Speaker 1: when I came over here. How are you gonna tell
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: me you've been running your team long, has not been
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: running mine? Who you clays? Hey, man, and it ain't.
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• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I got better things, So I still got some more
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: lights put up. Hey, I gotta want to class and
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: go back and forth. When I'm gonna tell you just
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: right here, I'm gonna come take Jesus off your yard.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take Jesus and then one take Jesus out
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  Speaker 1: my y'all. And I see now you're signing like when
• 48:02
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  Speaker 1: That's where you've got life and mess up. Come on over.
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  Speaker 1: I got somebody, man, and that's what you look here.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Don't turn your life on. Light's gonna be on the
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  Speaker 1: nighte tomorrow night and every other night. Tell about taking
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something right now. Jesus and then
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: wise men is coming. I choll y'ard today. Now you
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: know what, man, I'm through with you, man, I'm through
• 48:34
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• 48:36
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  Speaker 1: Meving Joseph and the Wise Man, and I'm gonna put
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: the North Star over your literally, hey man, I'll tell
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: you what you tell about coming over here missing with anything?
• 48:47
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• 48:57
  Speaker 1: why why you can't come up with your own team?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Man like you can't look at it? I'll tell you what,
• 49:02
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• 49:06
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• 49:08
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• 49:24
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• 49:26
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• 49:51
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• 50:18
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• 53:21
  Speaker 1: You can't get anything for free from me. Okay, here,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I used to be a working girl, but
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: I've been out of the game for five years since
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I made this big lifestyle change. I have only dated
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: one man, and he knew about my past and was
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: willing and able to take care of me. Now that
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I'm back on the dating scene, it's been hard for
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: me to transition to another good man. Dating is so
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: different now. In the past, I sold my body because
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I needed the money to pay a couple of bills,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: go out for nice dinners, and get whatever else my
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: heart desired. Now, through the grace of God, I can
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: pay for anything I need myself. But I still want
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: a man that is going to spend money on me
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: if I'm intimate with him. Is it wrong for me
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: to think like this? Nothing is free, So if he's
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: laying with me, shouldn't he pay? Okay? So then the
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: question becomes, are you out of the game or not? Okay,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: because by the sound of your letter, you're still about
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: that life. I mean, you're obviously in the same mindset
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: from back in the day when you were, as you say,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: selling your body for stuff. So as long as you're
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: thinking this way, you're you're not all the way out.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: You're just not. I mean, no real man, no real
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: woman is going to just take money or just pay
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: you for being intimate with them. You know, if you
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: guys are in a relationship and on a date and stuff,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: that's prostitution. I mean, that's what that is. Doing it
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: that way would mean that you're still in your old life,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: You're still in the game. I mean, don't you get
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: that how that works? Um? If he's paying for intimacy,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: he's paying for your services. Which that's what you did
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: back in the day when you said you were selling
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: your body to pay a couple of bills and get
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: whatever else your heart desired, along with some nice dinners.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: So you have to stop thinking like that. You haven't
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: completely changed, Okay, you just haven't. And until you stop,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: you probably won't meet that good man that you're wanting
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: to meet now since you and the other guy broke up. Steve, Well,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: this is a real simple ladder. This is a letter
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: from this lady that was a hooker and a prostitute.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Stop all this working girl and all this here. This
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: is a hooker and a prosecuting trying to call it
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: with working girl. Call it what you want to call
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: this is hooking. We are here tricking, oh ja. He
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: said it best. A woman will sell her precious body
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: for a small piece of paper. It carries a lot
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  Speaker 1: of weight. Oh that mean mean, mean, mean, green almighty dollar.
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  Speaker 1: Oh lord, all this letter is about is about money.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: She never mentioned love in this letter. Just love. This
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with love. That subject. You
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: can't get anything for free from me? Okay, cool, Then
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: you're into life, Stephen Shall. I used to be a
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: working girl, but I've been out of the game for
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: five years since I made this big lifestyle change. I've
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: only dated one man, and he knew about my past,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: and it's willing able to take care of me now
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: that I'm back on the dating scene. So now something
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: happened with this one man. So now she back on
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: the Dayton scene. Now that I'm back on the dating scene,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: it's been hard for me to transition to another good man.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Dating is so different now. In the past, I sold
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: my body because I needed the money to pay a
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: couple of bills, go out for nice dinners, and get
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: whatever else my heart desire. Now, through the grace of God,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: I could pay for anything I need myself. Okay, that
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: was quick. I missed something here. You used to sell
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: your body so you could go out and take care
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: of some bills and nice dinners and get whatever else
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: your heart desire. Now, through the grace of God, I
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: could pay for anything I need myself now, So that
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: must mean you got a job. Yeah, that's what I think.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: But I still want a man who's going to spend
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: money on me if I'm intimate with him. Well, you know,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: in out the Life, Surely said it right. You're in
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: the life, y'a out the life, y'all have the life.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Yere into life. You don't make up your mind. The
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: only way this is gonna work is what Surely said.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: You gotta change your mindset, okay, because all you're doing
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: right now you equating your sex to money. And as
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: long as that's what it is, you ain't heard love
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: in this letter, Compassion, companionship or friend. You know, someone
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: to lean on to share moments with That ain't what
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: You just still paying bills. And if I'm gonna lay
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: with you, you need to pay me something. And I'm
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something. That thing you're selling, let me
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: help you out. It ain't all that good. I'm gonna
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: tell you that right now. No, no, it's not. And see,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something you could quit thanking yours
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: is to catch me out the end all because it ain't.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Everybody got one. Don't nobody care because you're willing to
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: pass it out for money. Go quicker, go harder? What what? What? What?
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Everybody got one? Somebody did a whole lot of them
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: betting yours. Yeah, and the reason you could get money
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: for it was was you fitting to sell it for money. See,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: it's easy to get somebody to buy from you. Ain't
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: nobody got to have no conversation that here go fad it. Now,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: let's go on to get it. That's not dating. Oh
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: you don't know what dog dog dog, She says. She
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: was an escort girl. She was a working girl. Now,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: if you were solo, or you had a pimp or whatever,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: I understand how all this go. Or if you're doing
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: it yourself. I don't know how you was doing it.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: But you didn't equate it all this to money. Anybody
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: got time for this hill? Now look until you start
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: talking about love, companionship, friendship, warm and tender moments memory,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: sunset walks on the beach, Then don't write me because
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. Because you want
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: to lay with somebody and get paid. So you you
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: want to stop being a hooker, but you want to
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: keep hooking principles. Right, So now go ahead on what
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: you just said right there. You want to stop hooking,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: but you want to keep the hooker principle. Now that
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: don't make no damn sense to me. And we're not
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: doing a part two on this, damn mad Yeah, because
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: we threw with you. Do you think she take cash?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Apple squire? How do you think? But see that you
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: is stupid to me because dating is so different now
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: you we own a dumb as a damn don't know.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Why do you have to tell him this every day?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: All right? We have to take a little break right here.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: This letter is called you Can't Get Anything for Free
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: from Me. We're gonna come back and wrap things up
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour. Okay, you're listening, all right, Steve,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: here we are part two. I know you don't want
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: to do a part two of this letter. Uh. The
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: subject is you can't get Anything for free from Me.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: It's about a woman who says she used to be
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: a working girl, but she's changed, she's out the game now.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: But the men she meet, she wants them to pay
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: her for being intimate with them. So she's not really out.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: What why why are we still talking about it? Yeah?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: She probably old school, is probably Western Union. She says,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: nothing is free. So if he's laying with me, shouldn't
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: he pay? Wow? Well yeah, why don't you charge him? Then?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Just going back to what you just charge him, that
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: relationship is over. See, she doesn't understand. She her idea
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: of dating is just to go out with a man.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: It ain't She ain't looking for love. She ain't trying
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: to find a warm memories, try to have a future,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: raise her family. She's not trying to do none of that.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: All she trying to do is is date. Now. She
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: used to be a hooker. Okay, cool, Now you think
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: every man take you out? If you lay with him,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: you post to get some money. Okay, lady, Until you
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: want a relationship, don't call him, just keep hooking. Well,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: she's not the game. She not a gage physically not mentally. Yeah.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: All right, well listen, um, we gotta go. You can
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• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: gonna discuss what is best what is the best kind
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: of sex? Okay, we'll talk about that in ten minutes.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: But I did for a minute, I did want to
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: tell you this. Mariah Carey's in the news now. Remember
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: when she was engaged to the billionaire guy. He gave
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: her this diamond ring, Carla, Remember that that was worth
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: like ten million dollars. His name was Jane Packer. He
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: was from Australia. Yeah, right, right right, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: she pawned her diamond ring. She pawned it. Okay, that's
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: didn't kind of pawn shot? Pawn shot? You pawned a
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: two million dollars ring, ten million dollars, thirty five carrots? Okay? Whoa?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: And she took it to a Los Angeles jeweler right here.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: How much do you guys think she got for it?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Pawn shot? Do they keep that kind of money? I've
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: been to you're probably gonna get back about eight exactly.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Anybody going on? You got different? All right? Well, Mariah
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: got two million? Okay, she pawned a ring for two million. No,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: the ring costs, yeah, she she got the ring costs
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: ten million. It was a thirty five carrot ring diamond ring.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: She went to the to a Los Angeles jeweler. He
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: gave her two million dollars. They supposedly signed a confidentiality
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: agreement and we'll never dive a details about the transaction.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Mariah's publicist basically confirmed the New York Story Post story,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: saying that Mariah has been very vocal about moving forward
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: in her life, surrounded by positivity that requires leaving baggage behind,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: including an old engagement ring from an ex boyfriend. So
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: there you go. Wow. Yeah, so she came up. He
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: spent ten millions. She pawned it and got two pawnshop
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: really came up, That's who came up. But Mariah didn't
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: spend anything. Yeah, this is not a pawnshop, guys, she said. Jeweler,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: a Los Angeles jeweler. Yeah, promise you is not an
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Ain't no pawn shop. Got no two million, that's what
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: left that. Okay, well she got two millions. Are they
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  Speaker 1: gonna resell it? I guess the jewelia. Yeah, resell the
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  Speaker 1: ring and probably reset it. Yeah, everything, take it out,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: take a stone out, thirty five harrot diamond ring. Can
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: you imagine thirty five carrots, going Wow. Hell, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have messed up with that man if I was with him.
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  Speaker 1: What she did? She said something, she said, the people
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  Speaker 1: are coming to dinner. Then huh, that was after the fact,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: But that's what she told that man, Michael coming, friends coming,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: They coming to dinner. Baby. That's why. That's why all
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  Speaker 1: this broke apart, because you had all these people who
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: hadn't passed away coming to dinner, talking about Whitney coming
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  Speaker 1: to dinner and set the table and put food out
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  Speaker 1: the scarf. I'm talking about the people are coming to eat, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: that man looking at her time where deep people are
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: going on the glory? How the heller they coming to
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: eat with up? No, no, tell me how this possible.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: You just set the table and got the butler there
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: about a cooking around him for these people that ain't coming.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Everybody dressed in black and whites and all the fine
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: clothing for sir, and there ain't none of these people. Sure,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: she keeps looking out the door like they coming. Y'all,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: don't see nothing wrong with this. He's not that crazy though.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: Come on now, he got two million dollars for her ring. Yeah,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: probably to go by and get some more dinners. You're
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: waiting on these people to come. Guess who's coming to dinner.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you're just sitting there singing, because you know,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I like to let him do stuff like this. Can
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: wait the next week, Marvin Gay and Luther's dinner. You're crazy.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: You're crazy. I give you two million dollars. Get the
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: hell away from me. It's something problem with you, Tommy.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Stephen. When I really to start
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: doing this, when we saw talking about that, we're gonna
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: have to get them some heill. We got to get
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: them down there to the doctor. When we say that,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: I just want you to be finished. Yeah, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: touch for y'all. I'm sorry, It's awesome. That's us. Steve's
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: always no no, no, no no no. Rick, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: be your friend now, no, Rick, you ain't be a
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: frac no no, I I can say that, y'all cool
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: with it? Rick, you ain't be your frac? Cool with that?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Did you cool with that? Rick? Gonna be your Friend's
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: who's coming? Give it to my baby? Give it to me? Idiot?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with them? All right? Guys? We gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, fellas, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: what you got? Mcrematon. But some people don't pant a
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: lot of thought into gifts at all. They just don't.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: They could kill lass, you know. And these are list
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: of gifts that we just don't want at all. Don't
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: give me I'm just speaking from myself. Number one of
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: them a diabetic don't give me no damn chocolate cup
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: of cherries. I don't want that, Okay, you out, don't
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: wrap it up, don't. I don't like that gift. I don't.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: I don't like that's too much damn sugar for diabetic.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: What I can't speak for? The top ten gift that
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: people hate. I don't do till I hate because I've
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: already got it before. Why would you give me a
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: jerry box? You don't? I don't. They put no thought
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: into this. This came from an aunt of mine. Here's
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: somebody that don't know you at all at all at all? Right,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: they got the mirror in it when you open it up.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: The look the little box sectionals I don't want I
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: ain't got a ring on my face. Don't get me
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: a holiday sweater? Why would you buy me a Christmas sweater?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: But when am I gonna wear? I gonna wait till
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: next for nothing. I don't wear that because after today
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: it's all. I ain't never been with the ugly sweater
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: thing I don't have. Okay, Steve, what you got? What
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: are we doing? Top ten gives people hate? People hate, Yeah,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: yeah that they hate what he don't buy me no
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: damn medicine. You know, you know, I know how much
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: your knees hurt. And you're gonna from ad veal from
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: celebricks and you can keep it close by. Man. I
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: just man, I thought about you, and I saw this
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: big two hundred peel bottom Christmas man and they went
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: to Salms of Cosco, got you the big bulk a
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: vill don't none of that. I don't want to let
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: me jan something about me. I have not worn suspenders
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: in years, okay, any years in years, and you're not
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: the ones that clamp on, not the one that you
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: put a button on it. I don't want suspenders, the
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: plastic work, I don't. I know they look nice in
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: the box, and they got a little both time. I
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: don't want that. Okay, I'll tell you something I don't want, Jake,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: and I mean this, I mean it. Don't buy me
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: nothing off of information. I don't want the flashlight. I
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: don't want noneing of that. I don't want. I did
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: buy you that flashlight, though I did. Well, I don't
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: want it. They have some stuff on that information, y'all
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: go ahead and have it. I don't want it. What
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: the hell do I want with subseal? What they call
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: it flexile? You never know? Right if I get a
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: lot of I don't want to know conflicts just cause
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: they shiney. I've been watching your teams that I saw
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: you be waring conflicts all the time. Jesus real, all right,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: all right, No buy me no spank shirt. Why why
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: would you buy me, you know, a form fitting shirt?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: What are you trying? Yeah, yeah, don't buy me that.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: I don't want that. I might need that, but I
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: don't want it. No, he don't. He don't want them
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: tight shirts. He hit body any ready? He got buddy?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: If I see time me to take your shirt, I
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: need the pict anywhere in the country. You see him
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: take that? Hey man, I put one on in front
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: of Margie one time. She laughed so hard. I looked
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: at I said, I ain't really there yet. I'm just
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: checking it out. Okay. See, I'm under the impression if
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: you put one of them shirts one, Steve, it makes
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: your body tight, and I think it's the shirt that
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: makes you like you in shape. That's what I think,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: and that's why I'm no, you gotta keep the shirt on.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I'm definitely gonna give me one.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: But what I don't want for what I don't want
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: is a popcorn coupon. Please, I'm going to the movies.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: I can't get my own popcorn. Okay, all right, you
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: don't need a cupon. You don't want the gift card? No, No,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: you love going to the movies, Jay, that's a good cover.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: You love going to the movies, don't. I ain't want
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: them ow the movie passes. I'm good on movie pads,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: hair cream. They give me a set and it got
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: a cre I'll be just looking at people. Yeah, you
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: know you ain't got no hap to use it for
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: your mustache case. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what I know.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sicking in. Yeah, well, I tell you people like
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: to make fun of your situations and stuff. And I
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: know I have six said, but what I don't want
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: for cry is a bag of sale. Give you that
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: the bag of I don't want the bag of salle
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: because you dehydrata. Yeah, they think it's Christmas. I ain't
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: in the hospital. I we're in the living room. I
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: don't want the bag of sale. I would report you
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: first because you stolen here. I don't love here. The
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: one I don't like people get. I know you like
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: cigars and I found these here. They had these Coheber's
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: for six dollars about hobby does come here? Is no man? No?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Look that that ain't the right label. Yeah, thats they
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: called he was. I asked, what about you suppose that
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: they bring your box with flaging mile did something? I
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: had that too, I've had that'll make you sick. They
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: brought me a pack of big lighters one time. You're
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: always looking for a lighter. Here's a lighter. He's a
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: pack up break. I'm how long it take for a
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: big delight? A sick on man? Yeah, and your hand
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: on that but that long. Yeah, you're gonna burn inside
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: of your pub and we're not ungrateful. This is just
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: what we don't like. That's all. Well, it's hard to
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: shop for y'all. That's what I'm keep coming up with. Okay, Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Man, Christma calling. Thank you you're listening Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Well, all of us here at this Deep
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, we can hardly wait till till Christmas,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: most of us, right, uh, except for you know who
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: bitter Man slash the Grinch. We call him the Grinch
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: around Christmas. J Anthony Brown. Steve is here your friend now. Uh,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: this is his segment. He's calling it Evil Things to
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Do for Christmas because I don't know why I have
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: been dubbed the evilest one on this show because I'm
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: not the evil. Oh but you the only one? Yeah,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: yeah you are, j not the evils. You fell evil,
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  Speaker 1: We didn't have evil. Yeah, you brought evil in all.
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  Speaker 1: These are evil things to do over the holidays, by
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  Speaker 1: your tuli Jane Brown. Number one, get yourself a launch,
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  Speaker 1: uh huh, and go to the one of those stories
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  Speaker 1: electronic stores and just sit outside and watch people try
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  Speaker 1: to put a big ass TV and a little ast evil.
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  Speaker 1: That's so much fun. Bring a lunch. Yeah, your best
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  Speaker 1: parts when the guy who works at his serve gotta
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: go back in Shyeah, that's the best part. That is
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  Speaker 1: your best even last thing to do for the holiday.
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  Speaker 1: Load up four or five baskets. Load the like you're
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: gonna shop, and you walk out and leave because you
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: know somebody got to put that stuff back. Leave it
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: at the store. You're not buying any of it. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is a real good one. Come out of the store,
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  Speaker 1: go to your car. Okay, back out, put it back in,
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  Speaker 1: b back out, put it back in, and then then
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: get out. Go in and then come back out, back out,
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  Speaker 1: put it back in. Get your friend. Some people think
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: they got a parking space. Oh my, got just to
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: look on the face that he not leaving. Let out.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: There there's another one. This is so much fun. Put
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: all your trash in a big box, wrap it up
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: in Christmas paper, put a bow on it, go to
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: the moll set it on the hood of your car,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: and just watch people steal it. It is so much
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I like that to see them drive around like, oh
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: there's a box on the car, and get it. Get it.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Get on the elevator. Wait do you see somebody with
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: a whole lot of packages? And hurry up. I'm come on,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: I got it. I'm holding the elevator. I got it.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: And when they get there, you let that dope close
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: writing the it's gonna I tried. I tried to hard,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: right I do I do that? Nobody. I try to
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: act like I'm trying to press Sorry, sorry, here's another one.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Get in line, but Santa Claus is sit on Santa lap,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: hold up the line. Just pull out a long ass list,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: just to the kids get irritated when they start crying,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: and just and then I hard. I didn't want to
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: get a new house. Just as long as you can
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: talk to Santa the better. Oh, hen, get you a stuff.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: This is a good one. This is a good ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Get you a stuffed Santa Claus tied to the hood
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: of your car, and then drive around like you hit
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: Santa Claus. Hey, that's evil, one of them inflatable Santa
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Claus hold and drive by schools and hey, what's going on?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: The little kids are there's a real good with him.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: It's kind of tricky. What is what are we doing here?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Little things to do over the holiday brown find your
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: ex girlfriend. Yes, right on the back of her car.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. Ho ho hochen. Here's the catch. Two of
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: the whole holes have been written by paint that will
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: wash off when it rained. So in the back of
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: the car, just said Merry Christmas. Hop the two come
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: on and last but not Lea. You know these people
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: associate you gotta go to a quanza party. Huh dressed
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: like Santa Claus. Oh, man, They're gonna lose. I don't
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: gonnerstake real. Let me go, man, I got the man
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: who celebrates do not. They did not play seriously, Man,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta family member to do that too. Man,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: I just what you know, I'll be trying to be
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: respectful of me, I said the dog. I can't. Hey, man,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: why don't you get back to your African roots, I said, bro,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: I'm in touch with my actual rooms. But I do
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: like Christmas. Yeah, yeah, you don't even understand what Christmas is.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: I might know, but I shouldn't understand what quansy is.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: So let's you, I said, But just understand, dog, my
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: whole life I grew up with Christmas. I just kind
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  Speaker 1: of like it. I ain't Finn to stop? Yeah, you
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: should stop. Every black person should stop. Dog. That's a
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: hard see it. Yeah, I can't celebrate a holiday the
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  Speaker 1: same age as me. Christmas way older than Yeah, me
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: and Quanza both got he had? How long is quansa is?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: It's a certain amount of day? Seven days? Yeah, it's
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: cool for the people that do it, man, but they'
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: be on such an angle man for you not joining in. Well,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: for those of you who celebrate Quanza, happy Quanza. For
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: those of you, yeah, celebrate Christmas, Merry Christmas, and for
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: everybody to celebrate, happy honka all of that. It's happy holiday.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah to everybody out there. Do you I do want
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: to see Santa Claus go to this this Quanza party though?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Okay, A really few depressing reasons someone will
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: lie on a date. All right, I'm depressing reasons. Give
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: you some good reasons, all right. You want to hear
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: these and then you give it out yours. All right.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: They don't believe they're good enough, so they'll lie. Makes
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: deite they think of love if they think of love,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: of dating, and of relationships as a game, so they lie.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: They don't know any better. They just don't know any better,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: so they lie. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm planning. I'm gonna lie. Yeah,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: and I know you guys have I'm not gonna tell
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: you if I want to be with you. Yeah. That's
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: just three reasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are the three
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: main ones. They don't believe they're good enough. They think
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: of it as a game, and they just simply do know.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: It's not that you don't thank you good enough. You
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: just making show you good enough. Yeah, Bob, Bob, build
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: it up. Oh yeah, No, it ain't that you don't
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: thank you good enough. I stacked a deck. How much
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: you make a year? Four hundred thousands, you know, you
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: know you make forty a whole about four hundred thousand,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: you know, I get it. It's a bonus at the
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: end of the year, and then that keep a hopeful
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: of things gonna be. Yeah, I just got this job,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: so I'm on pace. Yeah, my bonus check at the
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: end of the year be three hundred and six and
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: nothing yet because they think it's a game. They just think,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: you know, dating loving relationships. They think of it as
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: a game. It's just a game. So well, for guys
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: in the throwback business, it is a game. You mean,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: some girls into it for game too. They just want
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: to see if they can run their little situation and
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: make it work out, you know. And a lot of
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: women are playing the game now. So a lot of
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: people do think it's a game. It sounds to me
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: like you're justifying all this line that you're. No, I'm
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: not justifying nothing. But a lot of people think as
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: a game. Me and and women now treat dating like
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: a game. That's why so many that's why families just
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: broken the air. But everything jacked up now because TV
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: show man that Catfish. That's unbelievable to me. Three years
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: on line with a person, then't you going to meet him?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: But I'm in a damn stranger color Carter playing Man,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: this little dude, good looking, little black kid was on Catfish.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: I went to see this girl when it Man, you
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  Speaker 1: should have seen this girl. Dog, I ain't gonna lie
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  Speaker 1: to you. Dog out of whoop the dude on Catfish?
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  Speaker 1: Nonh Why I swear to God out of star because
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  Speaker 1: they know what the person looked like for this. This
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  Speaker 1: big girl came to this dobe. Man, it was Lyne,
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  Speaker 1: told my she not here, come back later. And the
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  Speaker 1: little dude, good looking, little black dude. Ro. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: understand it, man, where you could you? He got to
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  Speaker 1: have plenty girl friends back in Saint Louis. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: caught this plane down hill. It's me that little dude
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  Speaker 1: looks She finally came clean and said it was me.
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  Speaker 1: What's what she looked like? John Wallace, Mamma, it was you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't show called Mullett. Mama, Joe. You're proud of yourself
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  Speaker 1: right now? Wow? Wait no, no wait, no wait no wait,
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  Speaker 1: all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right. The stereotype of being single during
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: the holidays usually brings looks of pity from people, but really, really,
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  Speaker 1: it can be cool. It can if you're single. What
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  Speaker 1: being single for the holiday? Yeah? And I don't look
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  Speaker 1: to people. You need to find somebody, don't don't. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you you need to find someday. Wake your ass
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  Speaker 1: by yourself. Yeah, wake up, oh Christmas Day, by yourself,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no noise another room. Wow, okay, okay, go ahead. Well,
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  Speaker 1: there there are a lot of things, junior, that single
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  Speaker 1: people can do that someone with a significant other can't.
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  Speaker 1: How about that? All right, all right, I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you your time is your own for one thing. You
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  Speaker 1: have that freedom. But guys, here are ways the singles
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  Speaker 1: have it better during the holidays. Check it out, junior.
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  Speaker 1: There are no fights waiting to happen, No fights waiting
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  Speaker 1: to happen someone good. Yeah, that's a great thing. Or
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  Speaker 1: break up. You don't want a lot of people break
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  Speaker 1: up over the holidays. You don't have to worry about that.
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  Speaker 1: Can't can't break up if you ain't gotten nobody by yourself. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's another one. You don't have to buy a lot
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  Speaker 1: of gifts. Think about it, You ain't getting none. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just looking at the bright side of this. There
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  Speaker 1: are no mandatory spouse holiday parties you have to attend
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  Speaker 1: your aunts. Ain't got nothing on the stove, me, You
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  Speaker 1: don't no spells in the house. Okay, here's another one.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to choose which family you're gonna celebrate with.
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  Speaker 1: There's always a fight about that. You know, yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: you need to find somebody house and then here's a
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  Speaker 1: good one New Year's Eve. You can go into twenty
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  Speaker 1: eighteen focusing all on you. Okay, you ever brought in
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  Speaker 1: the New Years by yourself? Singles when you do blowing
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  Speaker 1: that horn, don't nobody hit, don't nobody. You can focus
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  Speaker 1: on just yourself bringing in the new year. Okay, but
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  Speaker 1: you couldn't do that the year before because you still
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  Speaker 1: buy you. We're looking at the positive sight of being single,
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  Speaker 1: that's all. No, there's there's no positive No, you don't
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  Speaker 1: think you need to find somebody. I remember the first
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  Speaker 1: time we moved Atlanta. First, I didn't go home when
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: I moved Atlanta, all right, when I woke up and
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: there was nothing, nothing, no food, no no I called home.
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  Speaker 1: I heard all that joy and laughter and getting passed
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  Speaker 1: around on the phone. Ain't fun? Who is that? All
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  Speaker 1: these damn questions? I'm coming in? Who is that? Let
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: me talk to you? Who coming in? What y'all doing it? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Who is that? Who is that? Now? Is that the doubt?
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  Speaker 1: What baby? Is that? What y'all look at that? You
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  Speaker 1: don't want to do that? Wow? I like all of that? Yourself?
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  Speaker 1: You like being by yourself during the holidays. No jack, Listen, listen, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it sounds. So what that's what I'm talking about. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Christmas morning is like what at your house? Listen? Let
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  Speaker 1: me listen. Don't you just love it? No pots rattling?
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  Speaker 1: Listen again. You maybe to hit whoo and that joint.
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  Speaker 1: You got to be lonely at pots rattling? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: let you hear it again. Listen, not a damn thing.
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  Speaker 1: You love it? No company at all? Come to my house.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't in the neighborhood because I ain't gonna let
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  Speaker 1: you in. You know that we were just in the
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  Speaker 1: neighborhood when you outside, because you ain't coming in. All right,
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  Speaker 1: coming up next to our last break of the day,
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  Speaker 1: and Steve will have some closing remarks. You're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, here we go. Here we go,
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  Speaker 1: Steve with the last break of the day. With just
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  Speaker 1: one more thing. I'm gonna just play this for your
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  Speaker 1: short version of it. This is my reaction listening to
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Murdock's As We Lay. This is the reason I'm
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  Speaker 1: ticked off because this happened to me eighty I was
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  Speaker 1: at a girl's house all night long, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why. I surely thought all necessary write a damn
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  Speaker 1: song about such a bad memory, for that's cute. Can't
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  Speaker 1: wait eight hundred miss called its morning, and we slept
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  Speaker 1: the night. Now we can't too back toime. Yes we
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  Speaker 1: still this morn the chip to face one simple fad.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't a woman. We we ain't just slept no night.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't been in your bath. You just go heave
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  Speaker 1: me over your across your oh here, yes here we
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  Speaker 1: always go to sleep. But we but you taste to
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  Speaker 1: be No. This still posts the last night we're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be the gone, our separate way. I'm a story hard.
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  Speaker 1: We were just supposed to have a lovely few hour
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  Speaker 1: the whole night you got some love to scar. I
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  Speaker 1: forgot what sho knew. I was late snowing. You can't
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  Speaker 1: sleep when I'm snowing like leg hanging all mine about
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  Speaker 1: the price we had to pay, no book in this daylight.
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  Speaker 1: I can't find my drawl stay down my shoe in
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen. Wow, I don't know where my ties jacket
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  Speaker 1: turned inside out. I'm trying to get to this car.
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  Speaker 1: What is you saying about my wife I had when
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  Speaker 1: you met me. You don't want to hurt it. What
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  Speaker 1: you tain't different to do. She's gonna understand you, damn right.
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  Speaker 1: She fron Upstay you know it's crazy gonna Shirley who
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  Speaker 1: you want? I can't stand that biled right there as
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  Speaker 1: we slept ding What is the veil going off? Was
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  Speaker 1: the veil? At one thirty? You forgot about your funk?
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  Speaker 1: As you know, count is upon. You ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: deal with the calls. I know the one got drivers
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  Speaker 1: in and explained it that it is nothing helped like
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: Tomas says eight hundred miss owned calls, seventy nine texts,
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  Speaker 1: all of them from Huck you better be dead. I'm
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: driving home trying to think on what I'm my mom classic.
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  Speaker 1: What was the bel at one thirty? Dude, you don't
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  Speaker 1: centip looking at me talking about that as the sunlight
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  Speaker 1: cross your face. You don't post me no light on me?
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  Speaker 1: That was the wild though jacket. Why need to find
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  Speaker 1: my hanging off over? He shoot out the stairs in
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: the kitchen. I went home. I ain't got no shirt.
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  Speaker 1: I just got a town I couldn't even find. I
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  Speaker 1: know you gotta go home and face your I never
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  Speaker 1: counted up to calls. You know you ain't got going
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  Speaker 1: here to do? I old you want this? Damn old women?
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  Speaker 1: You can't explain that university? Why is your drolls? Oh see?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: What had well say? I'm not taking the pants off
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  Speaker 1: if I ain't got no draws on the pants? Stay
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  Speaker 1: all night? Where are they thought? I didn't wear? No?
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  Speaker 1: How did you misplace them over there? I was able
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: toilet at the airport and I didn't make it, and
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: I had a little accident on them, so I just
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: left them in the stop. You're lying. It's time to
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: get out of here. We lie as we lie. Hey, MANU,
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: y'all have a great holiday. Yeah, we're going away for
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: the holidays. Man, We're gonna enjoy our time without families.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: We're gonna see y'all the man every day. But we're
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: gonna be showing y'all some moments from the year. But
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: but thanks to our audience too, because thank you stay
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