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FULL SHOW: July 4th BBQ Tips, Strawberry Letter: His Draws Was Under The Drivers Seat - 6.29.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Be at all at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 4: Black American buf busing and theos.
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  Speaker 5: Stead listening to.
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  Speaker 6: To to.
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  Speaker 7: To.
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  Speaker 3: I want to joy, yeah, joy if they have the same.
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  Speaker 2: You know you.
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  Speaker 3: Love you know you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 8: To turn the most turn.
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  Speaker 4: You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out a
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  Speaker 4: wad of the monja. Look, come on, come on, you're
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  Speaker 4: think got it?
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  Speaker 1: I sure will.
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  Speaker 9: Good morning everybody, you all listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 9: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey oh Man, got.
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  Speaker 1: A radio show. Man got a radio show and a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot mold too.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 1: God is good to me.
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  Speaker 9: I have no other explanation, if I have no other
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  Speaker 9: explanation of my existence and where I stand in this
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  Speaker 9: thing called life, except if it was not for the
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  Speaker 9: goodness of God Almighty. If it was not for His
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  Speaker 9: grace and his mercy, There's no way I could exist
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  Speaker 9: the way that I do. I would not be who
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  Speaker 9: I am or where I am. I am who I
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  Speaker 9: am and where I am simply because God is who
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  Speaker 9: he is. If it was not for God, I would
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  Speaker 9: have no testimony for you, because I would have failed
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  Speaker 9: every single test, plain, pure and simple. I can sit
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  Speaker 9: here today and tell you flat out that it is
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  Speaker 9: purely because of God's grace and mercy that I exist
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  Speaker 9: today because of His favor. See now He shows us
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  Speaker 9: favor in life because of a combination of things I've discovered.
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  Speaker 9: And this is not the whole answer to life, I
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  Speaker 9: can assure you as not. But this is a combination
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  Speaker 9: that I've grown to understand better and better, and I
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  Speaker 9: wish I had gotten it earlier in my life.
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  Speaker 1: But here it is.
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  Speaker 9: If you take faith and you combine it with an
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  Speaker 9: incredible work ethic.
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  Speaker 1: Then God.
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  Speaker 9: Has the greatest opportunities to show you favor. That's the
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  Speaker 9: best way I can explain success to you from my standpoint.
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  Speaker 9: It is the combination of faith and work that produces
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  Speaker 9: the most opportunities for God to show you favor. See
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  Speaker 9: a lot of times we want God to bless us,
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  Speaker 9: but we ain't doing nothing for him to bless So
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  Speaker 9: now we sideways in the equation a little bit. But
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  Speaker 9: see if you had the faith in God that God
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  Speaker 9: can do anything but fail, that God will get you through,
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  Speaker 9: that God will see you through. That the God, the
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  Speaker 9: God you serve, is the greatest giver of all good things.
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  Speaker 9: If you kept that faith intact through it all, and
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  Speaker 9: you produced an incredible work ethic that allows the most
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  Speaker 9: opportunities for God to show you favor. See without that
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  Speaker 9: what you want God to do? See, you can have
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  Speaker 9: faith and be sitting at the house watching TV. There's
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  Speaker 9: nothing being produced, no opportunities for God to show you favor.
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  Speaker 9: And you got to do some things man, that you
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  Speaker 9: are uncomfortable doing, or don't feel like doing, or something
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  Speaker 9: that don't have the right payoff right in front of
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  Speaker 9: your face, with the faith that it'll pay off later on. See,
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  Speaker 9: too many people are working for the right now reward,
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  Speaker 9: and the right now reward is not how it works.
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  Speaker 9: Sometimes the reward is coming later on up the road.
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  Speaker 9: But the only way you can know that is if
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  Speaker 9: you got to You got to apply the faith and
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  Speaker 9: see the reason you don't know that that it's coming
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  Speaker 9: like that, or you have to have faith to believe
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  Speaker 9: that it's coming. Because faith is the belief in things
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  Speaker 9: that you cannot see.
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  Speaker 1: That's what faith is. You know you standing at Let
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  Speaker 1: me give you exam.
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  Speaker 9: You standing at the crosswalk with a walk sign on
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  Speaker 9: it and the sign flashing on the corner. Don't walk
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  Speaker 9: then that the signs say walk. What do you think
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  Speaker 9: your chances of making it across that street is?
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 1: Pretty good? Because guess what the signs say walk.
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  Speaker 9: You can see the other side there's other people in
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  Speaker 9: the cross walk walking, So guess what. You strike out blindly?
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  Speaker 9: It don't take a lot of faith to get across
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  Speaker 9: that street. That's That's not what I'm talking to you about.
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  Speaker 9: I'm talking about the faith, the belief in things that
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  Speaker 9: you cannot see, the faith that what I'm doing today,
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  Speaker 9: I believe in my heart of heart that God wouldn't
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  Speaker 9: bring me this far to leave me.
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  Speaker 1: That God is a true, in living.
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  Speaker 9: God, that he keeps his promises, that later on, there's
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  Speaker 9: things that I'm working towards right now gonna pay off
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  Speaker 9: later on. See, too many people want the reward right now. See,
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  Speaker 9: that's not the exhibition of faith. If it's the right
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  Speaker 9: thing to do, if it's if it's a good thing
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  Speaker 9: to do, if it's a just thing to do. See
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  Speaker 9: if it's sin in it, it ain't God, God, you
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  Speaker 9: can just clear it on up right there. You can
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  Speaker 9: stop all the wondering. If that's His voice talking to
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  Speaker 9: you if it's the right thing to do, if it's
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  Speaker 9: sin in it, it's not God talking to you.
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  Speaker 3: Kill it.
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  Speaker 9: You can shut it down. You ain't got to wonder
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  Speaker 9: about it. Go down there secret venge that ain't God.
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  Speaker 9: Go tell them off when you see him.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't God.
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  Speaker 9: Anything that's got seining in it is not God's voice
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  Speaker 9: telling you to do it. So you can kill that
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  Speaker 9: conversation today. That's how you know. But if you aligning
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  Speaker 9: yourself up man and you and what you're doing is
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  Speaker 9: just and right and correct and pleasing in the sight
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  Speaker 9: of God, it'll pay off for you later on. And see,
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  Speaker 9: here's the best way I can tell to his Another way,
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  Speaker 9: when you're going somewhere, wh when you're on the road
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  Speaker 9: to going somewhere, and you know the somewhere that you're
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  Speaker 9: trying to get to. Let's say you've set a goal
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  Speaker 9: or vision for yourself, you know where you want to
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  Speaker 9: get to, You got a good idea, and you own
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  Speaker 9: your way to going there. Listen to me when it
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  Speaker 9: gets hard, and it is going to get hard, when
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  Speaker 9: it gets difficult, and it is going to get difficult,
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  Speaker 9: when it becomes challenging, and it is going to become challenging.
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  Speaker 1: When it becomes all.
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  Speaker 9: Three of those things, when it don't look like it's
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  Speaker 9: gonna happen, don't stop and complain so much. But see,
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  Speaker 9: I know he don't bless me. But in the middle
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  Speaker 9: of it, man, I felt a little heavy. And you
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  Speaker 9: got to be careful when it gets hard for you,
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  Speaker 9: because you'll find yourself complaining. And when you complain and see,
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  Speaker 9: what you can't do is you can't complain so much
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  Speaker 9: that you forget that the place that you're trying to
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  Speaker 9: go to, you actually own your way there still. See,
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  Speaker 9: don't get caught up into complaining and then lose sight
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  Speaker 9: of your blessing that's actually happening to you. What really, man,
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  Speaker 9: of all the times to register a complaint to God,
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  Speaker 9: to sit up and go, hey, mann't I wanted to
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  Speaker 9: ease back into this thing? Ease back in, man, you
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  Speaker 9: in it's a tornado whirling around you. You ain't got
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  Speaker 9: time to ease back in. You got to go on
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  Speaker 9: and jump back in it. It is what it is
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  Speaker 9: to whom much is given, much is required. Always appreciate
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  Speaker 9: the blessings. Don't get so caught up in the complaints
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  Speaker 9: that you lose sight of the blessings.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 9: God got a lot for you in your life. Man,
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  Speaker 9: but you got to have them two things, y'all. You
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  Speaker 9: got to take that faith and you got to ply
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  Speaker 9: a crazy work ethic to it. And that creates the
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  Speaker 9: most opportunities for God to show you favor. And when
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  Speaker 9: God starts showing your favor, Man, all them seeds you
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  Speaker 9: plant it that, all of that wheat you've been sowing,
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  Speaker 9: all of that hard work you've been put in God
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  Speaker 9: to pay it off, and He'll pay it off in
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  Speaker 9: ways that you don't even see coming.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, cool, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, here we go again.
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  Speaker 9: Man, if you've heard this before, that's a blessing, so
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  Speaker 9: hearing it again just another blessing. We made it, He
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  Speaker 9: did it. Ain't nothing left to do now except be grateful.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, I don't know how else to put it
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  Speaker 9: to you. I don't know why you would not be
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  Speaker 9: smiling this morning at the fact that you're still here.
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  Speaker 9: I know who I am, man, Because whoo, as challenging
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  Speaker 9: as life can be, and it is for all of us,
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  Speaker 9: we have to have those challenges. Those are tests, those
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  Speaker 9: are promises being filled everything all that's in there.
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  Speaker 1: Just be grateful, man, be glad you're here. I know
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  Speaker 1: who I am. Man, I feel pretty good this morning.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 9: I'm inviting y'all do the same. Why not even if
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  Speaker 9: you so called got up on the wrong side of
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  Speaker 9: the bed, at least she got up.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 9: Hello, do you know somebody just wants to get up
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  Speaker 9: out the bed today? And if you were able to
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  Speaker 9: do that, that's a blessing. It's some people that just
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  Speaker 9: wanted to wake up and be able to lay there.
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  Speaker 9: They didn't do it. You ought to be grateful. So
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  Speaker 9: if you hear with any measure of health, get grateful.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, ladies and gentlemen, this is Steve.
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  Speaker 9: Junior government name is Killed Spates and the legend that
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  Speaker 9: is nephew Tommy, and then that is yours truly, say moir,
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  Speaker 9: It's Steve Vano.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah here this morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm bi lingual. That's Croatian and Spanish.
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  Speaker 3: All this.
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  Speaker 1: Junior, anything going on on your line? Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something.
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  Speaker 10: I'm so glad you asked, because I'm serious. I need
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  Speaker 10: my wife back then. I can't be here by myself.
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  Speaker 10: She been gone since Thursday.
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  Speaker 5: She in Houston.
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  Speaker 10: But I'm you right now, I cannot. I cannot be
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  Speaker 10: by myself. I can't take care of myself. Fuck, I
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  Speaker 10: just found it sound. I'm telling you right now. I
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  Speaker 10: ain't had a vegetable, sister thirsty, I had a vegetable.
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  Speaker 11: I've been eating so much stuff around here. When she
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  Speaker 11: come home, she can be mad, freerating, full of pizza,
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  Speaker 11: ice cream.
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  Speaker 5: Where's the vegetables? I can't do.
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  Speaker 11: I need somebody to love me. She need to come
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  Speaker 11: back home. Her husband gonna have so many issues if
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  Speaker 11: she would get back home. I can't believe it. I
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  Speaker 11: can't be by myself. Up, I'm talking about it. I
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  Speaker 11: ain't had no broccoli, I had no rice, I ain't
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  Speaker 11: had nothing. I ain't had none of this. A tomato,
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  Speaker 11: A tomato, I ain't seen one.
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  Speaker 12: Love.
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  Speaker 11: Pressure going up as we talked this.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready for this advice? What's that?
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  Speaker 9: A better enjoy the moments? What these moments and soaking
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  Speaker 9: them and then starting joining them food that respond, there's
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  Speaker 9: it gonna be some days you wish was.
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  Speaker 1: Gone till Thursday?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Wednesday, Yeah, boy, you you don't even know a blessing.
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  Speaker 9: You sitting her here complain about your blessing. Vegetables. Boy,
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  Speaker 9: I wish I can'd nothing about no vegetable me constipation
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  Speaker 9: clogged up?
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  Speaker 5: Bring it.
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  Speaker 9: I'm by myself thinking what I want to think?
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  Speaker 13: Man, All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 13: the hour, we'll hear from the nephews. He runs that
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  Speaker 13: prank back right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: Pay listeners. Leave has a question for you.
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  Speaker 13: time now to start your morning off with the nephew
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  Speaker 13: and run that brank back. What you got for is
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  Speaker 1: Have a warrant, let's go cat dog, Let's get it
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  Speaker 1: into it.
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  Speaker 14: Ship receiving.
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  Speaker 15: This is Brad.
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  Speaker 6: Brad I'm trying to reach a Regina.
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  Speaker 7: Please hold off a woman.
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  Speaker 16: Hold on, Regina, Well, good pain receiving. This is regainer.
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  Speaker 7: How you doing?
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  Speaker 6: It's is Officer Antonio with the Chicago Police Department. I
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  Speaker 6: have a fact for you. Do you have a fact
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  Speaker 6: number available that I can send something to.
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  Speaker 16: Do you have a fact to leave?
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  Speaker 7: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: I have a fact for you, Regina, And this is
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  Speaker 6: uh you you're working and shipping and receiving.
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  Speaker 16: Yes, I am.
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  Speaker 6: This is Officer Antonio from the Chicago Police Department. I
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  Speaker 6: have a fact for you.
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  Speaker 15: Well, what's the facts for I'd rather.
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  Speaker 6: You see it and then we'll discuss it after. Just
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  Speaker 6: give me your number. I'll get this sent over and
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  Speaker 6: then I'll call you back in a few minutes to
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  Speaker 6: make sure you've gotten it.
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  Speaker 16: You're fascinated to my job? Is this personal or is
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  Speaker 16: this work related?
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  Speaker 6: This is something actually that you need to have in
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  Speaker 6: your hand right away. Let me get your facts number
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  Speaker 6: so I can get this over to you as soon
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  Speaker 6: as possible.
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  Speaker 16: Okay, wavenue here upon the Police Department. And you want
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  Speaker 16: to send me a fact.
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  Speaker 6: I want to send you in facts, Okay, So go
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  Speaker 6: ahead and give me your number.
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  Speaker 17: Okay.
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  Speaker 16: But this is my job. What's going to come over
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  Speaker 16: on the fact? What are you going right?
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  Speaker 6: Purticurely for you? It will it will be addressed to you.
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  Speaker 6: Just stand by the fax machine and it'll be there
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  Speaker 6: within the next three minutes.
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  Speaker 16: Okay, okay, all right, sorry, go ahead fast it.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, give me your.
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  Speaker 16: Number, uh huh uh one three. Just put it attention
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  Speaker 16: to me.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: I would have guys that you stand by there so
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  Speaker 6: no one else gets it. Okay, okay, what's your name
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  Speaker 6: against Officer Antonio. So just stand by your fax machine
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  Speaker 6: and look for it, trying to make sure you know.
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  Speaker 16: But if you if you have the fact that you
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  Speaker 16: have to send me, why don't you stop on the
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  Speaker 16: top and read to it to make sure you have
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  Speaker 16: the right person? You can see that anybody.
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  Speaker 6: Are you Regina?
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  Speaker 16: I'm Regima? Does it say Regina? Regina? Elk?
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  Speaker 6: Regina elk? My center naming is your home address?
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  Speaker 16: I don't see how the peace of apartment facing me anything.
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  Speaker 18: I'm sorry, I don't see how the Chicago.
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  Speaker 16: Police abottment is facts to me anything. Are you sure
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  Speaker 16: you have the right person?
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  Speaker 6: I have the right person? Are you located at fifty
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  Speaker 6: eight avenue.
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  Speaker 16: What is that your read the whatever fact you have
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  Speaker 16: to send me, just stop to the top and let's
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  Speaker 16: let's go from there, ma'am.
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  Speaker 6: I will get to that once I send it. I'm
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  Speaker 6: sending it over in the No you're sending.
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  Speaker 16: You're gonna send it to my job. I work here.
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  Speaker 16: This is my place of employment. You just can't send
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  Speaker 16: any old things in the police department over here. You're
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  Speaker 16: just a blessing.
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  Speaker 6: But I'm an officer. I'm allowed to send things anywhere
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  Speaker 6: I want to, Okay, so just stand by your facts. Seen.
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  Speaker 6: I'll call you back in three minutes and we'll discuss, okay.
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  Speaker 16: I just don't see how you can just fact stuff
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  Speaker 16: like that. Talk about the phone, How do you know
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  Speaker 16: nobody else is going to see it? If you're not
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  Speaker 16: allowed to tell me what it is, you're allowed to
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  Speaker 16: fast than anybody else can read it, receive and I
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  Speaker 16: don't hear that. I'm over here, ship and received, I walk,
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  Speaker 16: I'll revenue to the Maine and see what you won't
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  Speaker 16: even tell you on the phone. Doesn't even make it,
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  Speaker 16: he says, just tell me. Let's see.
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  Speaker 7: Let's see what is about, ma'am.
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  Speaker 6: I'll call you back.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you. You've been receiving this.
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  Speaker 6: Brad, Brad, I'm trying to get Regina again.
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  Speaker 7: Please, uh hold on, hold on.
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  Speaker 16: Let me see shimningy receiving. This is the Regina.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Regina, this is Officer Antonio again. Did you get
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  Speaker 6: your facts?
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  Speaker 15: Yes?
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  Speaker 16: I got the facts. And this is saying it's just
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  Speaker 16: a warn. It's not saying what or when or what
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  Speaker 16: happened or anything.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, war from my arrest. That's a warrant for your arrest.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I am not.
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  Speaker 16: Going to cooperate anymore with you until you tell me
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  Speaker 16: what is.
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  Speaker 6: Going Okay, Well, here's what's going on. What I need
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  Speaker 6: you to do is either come into the station or
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  Speaker 6: we're going to have two officers come over to your job.
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  Speaker 7: And pick you up.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, but why don't you start jelling me what this
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  Speaker 16: is about. I'm not coming, I'm not going anywhere. I'm
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  Speaker 16: at work and nobody can just come up here. Just
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  Speaker 16: are you gonna tell me? I just have a warrant.
• 18:18
  Speaker 16: You have to give me more information and this.
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: Okay, We've got too many people and witnesses claiming that
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: you have been doing public nudity and flashing what you've
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: been indulging in public nudity? Have you been flashing people?
• 18:31
  Speaker 16: What are you talking about?
• 18:33
  Speaker 15: What do you mean?
• 18:34
  Speaker 16: Witnesses? What are you talking about that?
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Ma'am?
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: We have several witnesses that are claiming Zina has been
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: doing a lot of flashing and a lot of public
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: Nudity's the moon?
• 18:45
  Speaker 16: I'm you sure? Are you sure you have the right.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: Pers I have the exact person, ma'am. I would not
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: have been able to call your job. I know exactly
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: who I am.
• 18:54
  Speaker 16: Ma'am.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: Are you listening to me? I will give you two
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: hours to come into the station, or I will send
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: a squad car.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: To get you know what, I don't give it.
• 19:02
  Speaker 16: What you don't give me to What you need to
• 19:04
  Speaker 16: do is take this one and shove it up. Because
• 19:07
  Speaker 16: I wasn't anywhere deecad what wait, what day.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Did this happen?
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: This has been happening for the last month from what
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: I understand.
• 19:13
  Speaker 16: So somebody came up there and said that I'm flashing
• 19:15
  Speaker 16: people and y'all just get a war out and that's
• 19:18
  Speaker 16: that's how easy it is.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: Right, Well, we want to come here if they have
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: filed a complaint. Okay o, listen, I tell you what
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna send a car over. Okay, you can send
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: a car you want to.
• 19:29
  Speaker 16: Y'all don't get tell billing sents not coming here because
• 19:31
  Speaker 16: I haven't blasted anybody. I'm too o to be flashing people.
• 19:35
  Speaker 16: I don't do that. So you can bring you gonna
• 19:38
  Speaker 16: send a car if you want to. I'll tell you what.
• 19:39
  Speaker 16: You better send more than one because I ain't doing it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 16: So what more does not tell me anything.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Mister Jenny. I'm here to let you know that I
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: am sending a squad car right now that should being
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: there in the next thirty minutes.
• 19:50
  Speaker 18: Okay, I don't give a what you do.
• 19:52
  Speaker 16: Like I talk, you're gonna have to send minute one.
• 19:54
  Speaker 16: I'm about to call huntsand when y'all getting your henna
• 19:58
  Speaker 16: and he's gonna walk to I ain't been out of
• 20:00
  Speaker 16: nowhere netting, and I know that I'm gonna when talking
• 20:04
  Speaker 16: you what but it wasn't me. So y'all can kiss,
• 20:07
  Speaker 16: not so we're not talking again to the other people.
• 20:09
  Speaker 16: Don't talking they kiss because don't the way after God going.
• 20:13
  Speaker 16: I'm saying my police, I can kiss my chest that
• 20:17
  Speaker 16: at all. I'll hope you have that to know it
• 20:20
  Speaker 16: off you and this more talk about that. Come you
• 20:24
  Speaker 16: and this police. I'm leave it already, now play out.
• 20:26
  Speaker 16: He got me five from this, have me outside saying
• 20:29
  Speaker 16: I was next anything that can nowhere? Mama, I'm got out.
• 20:32
  Speaker 16: And that's the legal kiss. It's my mess.
• 20:36
  Speaker 15: How about that man?
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: Listen, the person that filed the complaints filed.
• 20:42
  Speaker 16: That's what I was asking you to by.
• 20:46
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• 21:15
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• 21:17
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• 22:14
  Speaker 13: Kyleen in South phil says, my husband took me to
• 22:17
  Speaker 13: his favorite cigar bar and the waitress came to get
• 22:20
  Speaker 13: our drink order. I ordered my usual vodka soda. The
• 22:24
  Speaker 13: waitress wink that my husband had said, I already know
• 22:27
  Speaker 13: what you want. My husband was grinning from ear to ear.
• 22:31
  Speaker 13: He thinks I'm stupid? Am I crazy?
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: Or is this while to you?
• 22:36
  Speaker 9: Now that ain't wild? He go to his favorite cigar
• 22:39
  Speaker 9: bos she say, already know what you drink. Cousin the
• 22:42
  Speaker 9: wind ordered to drink all the time in that locate
• 22:46
  Speaker 9: to wink, Sure, that's all right?
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: What's what?
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: What?
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: What?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: What nobody calling you stupid.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Well, you know that's what she got out of that.
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: Well, she did it in front of you. M hm,
• 22:58
  Speaker 9: you know, just you know she that's how she may
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: come money. She flirts hips exactly, you know, she nice
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: and friendly. I what you mad at your husband for?
• 23:08
  Speaker 9: That's that's what your husband took you to his favorite
• 23:12
  Speaker 9: cigarette box.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: You go, he took you.
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: There, ain't nothing why he took it down there, he
• 23:16
  Speaker 9: took I swear to God, see right down, man, stay
• 23:23
  Speaker 9: away from all this here.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Now, this is my wife going on.
• 23:29
  Speaker 9: You know, man, it always should be something that a
• 23:32
  Speaker 9: man has that's his, and a woman has that's curved.
• 23:36
  Speaker 9: Stay out of hers, she stay out of yours. It
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: don't mean that the person is cheap, man. Could you
• 23:43
  Speaker 9: just gotta have some me to he's been going to
• 23:45
  Speaker 9: the cigarette line. Then he carryos down. As soon as
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: he carry you down there, she ared your wife you
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: alldo your drink and she say, I know what you
• 23:57
  Speaker 9: drink and they'll win like I got you. That's all
• 24:00
  Speaker 9: it is, right. She flirt with everybody like that. Did
• 24:04
  Speaker 9: you watch her when she went around everybody else? No, no,
• 24:07
  Speaker 9: anybody calling you stupid?
• 24:12
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I know what you want.
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: I know what you want and weak at your yea,
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: my stupid you know what? What's stupid? You see you
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: making something out of nothing that ain't even there?
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Okay, moving on to Cheyenne and Arlington.
• 24:29
  Speaker 13: Cheyenne says, I was set up on a blind date,
• 24:32
  Speaker 13: but I actually knew the guy and had had a
• 24:35
  Speaker 13: one night stand with him years ago. He didn't remember me,
• 24:38
  Speaker 13: so I didn't bring it up until our third date.
• 24:41
  Speaker 13: He was turned off when I told him it was
• 24:43
  Speaker 13: a one night stand. He said he didn't remember me
• 24:46
  Speaker 13: and he ghosted me.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: What did I do wrong? What faul?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I told y'all?
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Truth?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Truth?
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: There we go every day.
• 24:56
  Speaker 9: I'd have told y'all about the truth. Shut up your
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: mouth telling everything I have told? Transparency. What's the matter?
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: The truth ain't always the best part. Now, First of all,
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: you now he was feeling you because you on the
• 25:14
  Speaker 9: third day.
• 25:14
  Speaker 19: Third day.
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: See, he wasn't feeling you before because it's a one
• 25:18
  Speaker 9: night stand. You ain't heard from the man now for
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: some reason, something about the two of you are different.
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: Maybe there ain't no alcohol involved, and now he feeling it.
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: But now you tell him you was a one night stand. Now,
• 25:33
  Speaker 9: he going, Oh, that's what you do. I didn't know
• 25:37
  Speaker 9: that was you because you seem so different. You should
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: have just left it down. Why y'all always got to
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: tell the truth, y'all? Stupid stupid, yeah, stupid, shut showed mouth.
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: If he don't bring it up, why would you bring
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: it up? Obviously it wasn't a good experience. Never heard
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: from the man again. You on your third date?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: You don't remember.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Because he didn't remember her, all right. Moving on to Sophia.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Malded, all that make me sick shoes, I told.
• 26:22
  Speaker 13: I go ahead, Sophia and Fort Walton Beach says, I'm
• 26:26
  Speaker 13: married to the president of the men's club at our church,
• 26:30
  Speaker 13: and since he got his title, he's been asking me
• 26:33
  Speaker 13: to dress like the first lady of our church. I
• 26:36
  Speaker 13: don't do panty hose and hats. It's too hot for
• 26:39
  Speaker 13: all that. Should I try to respect his wishes.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody putting all that on at all? That's too much?
• 26:47
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: They still sold.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Be real with you.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: If you rock some fish necks.
• 26:54
  Speaker 9: Off him in the planes or something like that, all right,
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: you can go some you know, you know, gonna get
• 27:00
  Speaker 9: you some waterfoot. I think I think it's called waterfoot.
• 27:04
  Speaker 9: Had them cold designs on them stocking going up the back.
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: What for?
• 27:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's nice right there, a little sexually like that
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: line that go up the back. Woman wearing them stockings
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: with that seam in the back, tall girl at one
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: time with with with a with a leaf.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Vine running up the back of her leg.
• 27:27
  Speaker 14: And and and and let me tell you something.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: She wasn't really all that, but it did make you
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: wonder where that vine was going though. Yeah, you know
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: he ain't.
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: Dressing like Men's Club. Well no, not so what man know,
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: all that pretense stuff. That's the problem with church. Now,
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: everybody gonna fake the phone. You know, just be who
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: you are God, and God ain't ask you to wear
• 27:51
  Speaker 9: no panty holes and big hat.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: About it. Penny holes and big hats is not in
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: the Bible, all right.
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: So she should just.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: Keep doing her thing because her question is should she respect?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Is wish them?
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 28:08
  Speaker 9: Just going to You know, if you want to wear
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: certain things at church, you can the stuff you don't
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: want to wear, you don't have to. I don't know,
• 28:14
  Speaker 9: I don't you know what is he doing different? He
• 28:17
  Speaker 9: done got this little tight he president of Men's cuse
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: what the men club do at.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: On his suit? That's a dry title.
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: Now, president men's club. That don't do nothing, man, We
• 28:32
  Speaker 9: don't go out. We don't go to cigar lounge. We
• 28:35
  Speaker 9: ain't got no drink night. We don't watch the game
• 28:39
  Speaker 9: and cuss. What a sweet of president of men's club
• 28:44
  Speaker 9: fall man, We don't ya ain't sending out no videos, y'all.
• 28:49
  Speaker 9: Ain't sitting out no funny Instagram clips. You know, boy boy,
• 28:53
  Speaker 9: you see this from right here. Ain't none of that
• 28:55
  Speaker 9: happening at the church Men's club kind of like Father's
• 28:59
  Speaker 9: Day just up there with that right after the president
• 29:04
  Speaker 9: of men's club at the church said if you're the
• 29:07
  Speaker 9: president of a car club, yeah you know you're the
• 29:11
  Speaker 9: president of motorcycle club.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:14
  Speaker 9: You know, you're the captain of the football team. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:17
  Speaker 9: you know you the captain of the softball team.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. President of men's club at the church. What nothing?
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: What do that do?
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: What?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna this evening, we're going.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: To another scription.
• 29:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we're going to have Brother Budnardist going to read
• 29:39
  Speaker 9: twenty third songs.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: We read that last week though, man got it here,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: you know our wal got it.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Feeler it'ster.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Steve Harbin, Martin show Man, my sister, O'Dell Abraham and
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Solomon Dead multiple you lead.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: The Bible artist, Hey, watch yourself. You just raining the bell.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Don't get yourself back in there.
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: No, you did not.
• 30:07
  Speaker 9: You don't know and drag up nothing in the Old Testament.
• 30:10
  Speaker 9: Try to use it as an example. You're close to
• 30:13
  Speaker 9: God now you ought to know better. Your daddy want
• 30:15
  Speaker 9: to preach and everything you can?
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Ring my bell?
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Hotel up right after Stephen.
• 30:33
  Speaker 13: Tell me you both love barbecuing and all of that.
• 30:35
  Speaker 13: You know, pitmasters and everything.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: So here's a question for you.
• 30:39
  Speaker 13: What if you guys had a barbecue and tell me
• 30:42
  Speaker 13: you have them all the time. I know, and the
• 30:44
  Speaker 13: majority of your party were vegans, what would you do?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Even the sides got meet in it?
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: So?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're finna.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Do you know what I'm saying?
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: Them?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Green bee got some meeting.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Meaning macarn and cheese, My have some meaning?
• 31:09
  Speaker 11: What it's gonna be next to me?
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Slow gout mean mass potatoes got some meat?
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: You're gonnat potato salad the whole time you.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Have kal salad, got meat?
• 31:24
  Speaker 9: They need not come beat salad beat rhyme with meat
• 31:28
  Speaker 9: holding what you think make.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Nuts, you won't be a vegan when you leave. Wow,
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: put it that way. Well, at least you guys salad.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: That's meaning. At least your guys didn't panic. According to
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: a new survey.
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: La.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I put meat in my ice tea, So you're gonna ask.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: You what about the kool aid? Yeah, making ice cube?
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: That's some bacon ice ice cubes.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 31:55
  Speaker 13: At least forty six percent of people panic when they
• 31:58
  Speaker 13: find out that vegans are coming to the house for
• 32:01
  Speaker 13: the barbecue. Seventy one percent say they hope they're guests
• 32:04
  Speaker 13: with dietary restrictions will be fine with carrots and celery
• 32:08
  Speaker 13: sticks and get by with what is already offered at
• 32:11
  Speaker 13: the barbecue.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Oh look, I got.
• 32:13
  Speaker 9: Roasted corn for you, veil, pepper, zacchini, Yeah, portobello, mushroom steaks.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: You know, I lay you out. You know.
• 32:22
  Speaker 13: Fifty seven percent of guests with dietary restrictions say they
• 32:25
  Speaker 13: have taken their.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Own food to a barbecue.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Guess what you need to do?
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So coach, don't come in here making faces.
• 32:34
  Speaker 13: Yeah all right, guys, So June we all know is
• 32:39
  Speaker 13: a great, big, really big wedding month and a lot
• 32:42
  Speaker 13: of people are celebrating their anniversaries. Steve, your anniversary is
• 32:46
  Speaker 13: this month, Tommy. You just returned from your anniversary trip.
• 32:50
  Speaker 13: So the question for today is what do you regret
• 32:54
  Speaker 13: not doing on your wedding day? Who wants to go first?
• 33:01
  Speaker 14: I regret not doing it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: We didn't do it till the next day.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: It didn't happen.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like in the movies when you pick them up,
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: carry them through the door and it all happened.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: It didn't go nothing like that.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: Too tired, got in there and both fell asleep. Yeah,
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: too much.
• 33:20
  Speaker 14: You party too much. You just partied too much.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: And what I think the reception and the way it
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: was just overwhelmed me. Man, Wow, did you hear me
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: say that? Did you hear my? W did you hear up?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: What'd you say?
• 33:31
  Speaker 16: Oh?
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: No?
• 33:32
  Speaker 12: Said?
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: And that has an age in it.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I said, go ahead, come on? What about you on me?
• 33:42
  Speaker 14: What do I regret on my wedding?
• 33:45
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 33:46
  Speaker 14: Answer to what?
• 33:47
  Speaker 16: What is it?
• 33:47
  Speaker 14: I regret showing the hell up?
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: What cray me?
• 34:00
  Speaker 14: I have much respect for all the ladies out there.
• 34:03
  Speaker 14: It was me, Steve, will tell you.
• 34:05
  Speaker 20: I'll tell you it was my daughter said at the wedding.
• 34:08
  Speaker 20: She said, Daddy and I should have took the advice.
• 34:11
  Speaker 20: She said, you ain't got to do this. We can
• 34:13
  Speaker 20: leave right now and have a party. I should have
• 34:16
  Speaker 20: just left right there and just go with my daughter
• 34:19
  Speaker 20: and just hang out. But I regret you when you're
• 34:22
  Speaker 20: standing right there and you looking at the guy and
• 34:25
  Speaker 20: you saying to this LF, this ain't gonna this is
• 34:28
  Speaker 20: not going to work out. When I can hear the
• 34:32
  Speaker 20: voice in my head, I know I shouldn't be here.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
• 34:37
  Speaker 14: Brother, I know I'm mess.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: This up, and I did.
• 34:43
  Speaker 9: I completely missed it. So I regret showing up in
• 34:48
  Speaker 9: this marriage. I have absolutely none. We had a great day.
• 34:53
  Speaker 9: It was in now we we one of the best
• 34:56
  Speaker 9: days turned out to be of my life, my second marriage.
• 35:00
  Speaker 9: My deepest regret was staying quiet when he said, is
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: that anyone here?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Flyings just called why these two shouldn't not be joined?
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: That?
• 35:17
  Speaker 9: Me being quiet? That you Jack, I was thinking about it.
• 35:26
  Speaker 9: I just felt like I shouldn't. I shouldn't be the
• 35:29
  Speaker 9: one to say this. I was waiting on somebody. I
• 35:33
  Speaker 9: thought somebody, somebody, somebody was standing up. Nobody did, and
• 35:40
  Speaker 9: I regret staying quiet doing that particular. Normally, if you
• 35:44
  Speaker 9: ask me something, I got a response for you right away.
• 35:48
  Speaker 9: But he wasn't talking to me exactly. He said, is
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: that anyone?
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: And I was just looking at it, looking around you
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: turn around.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I looked over my shoulder. Thought I was joking.
• 36:01
  Speaker 9: I was really looking so crazy, look making sure nobody
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: saying nothing.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: No, I was looking at hope.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: So just somebody in your family, stand up, somebody. I
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: just regretted not tasting the food. I didn't get a
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: chance ring.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dance a little more.
• 36:22
  Speaker 19: I can party, you know.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Surely I walked you down.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: Yes you did, uh huh, you did.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: I was grateful to.
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: You for that.
• 36:32
  Speaker 20: But I say, how much people don't believe in me
• 36:34
  Speaker 20: getting married. A friend of mine said, I invited her
• 36:37
  Speaker 20: to my third wedding. She said, that's okay, I've catched
• 36:42
  Speaker 20: the next one.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: Your friends know you?
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 36:55
  Speaker 14: Hell till then now.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: You're saying you what is about you?
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Man, look at me. It's me.
• 37:05
  Speaker 14: It's me all right.
• 37:08
  Speaker 13: Else's We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 5: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather lose two inches below and gain abs
• 38:20
  Speaker 13: or would you rather grow two inches and have no abs?
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: The hell them ams? I ain't got none now, I
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: don't need them apps, I don't need I ain't losing no.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: To me right now, right here, be right now. The
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: second option, Yeah, if.
• 38:39
  Speaker 9: You get up in my ear just right and when
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: you're talking to me, you got b coming all day
• 38:48
  Speaker 9: and I ain't got air am.
• 38:52
  Speaker 13: Would you rather go on vacation for a month or
• 38:54
  Speaker 13: would you rather stay and work for an extra fifty
• 38:57
  Speaker 13: thousand dollars?
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: What?
• 39:00
  Speaker 13: Would you rather go on vacation for a month or
• 39:04
  Speaker 13: would you rather stay and work for an extra fifty
• 39:06
  Speaker 13: thousand dollars?
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: No?
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I want that vacation.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: For a month.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I want that vacation.
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you had it fifty Really you are a month
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: that you turned out fifty k.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Oh Rich boy Rich look them on Rich boy.
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: Show going did this food?
• 39:32
  Speaker 9: Just say he find to walk away from fifty grand
• 39:34
  Speaker 9: in thirty days because you'd rather be on vacation even
• 39:39
  Speaker 9: I knew not.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: To say that.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: We would expect it from you, but you to pick
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: the same.
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: Thing bollo oh.
• 39:55
  Speaker 9: To point one, This is tummy. Come on, No, I
• 40:02
  Speaker 9: don't need your fifty vacation a little bit?
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: Would you rather?
• 40:10
  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: But I want that I get a month with my
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I'm good.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: Would you rather?
• 40:16
  Speaker 13: Would you rather have a sex tape with an ex leaked?
• 40:20
  Speaker 13: Or would you rather jump out of an airplane?
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Girona mo here, I come here, I go jumping.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna let you see this tape.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Get your Kim Kardashian, make this money.
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: I'm telling you right now, boy, you're gonna see this tape.
• 40:40
  Speaker 9: I'm not jumping out that man. Plant it all for me,
• 40:46
  Speaker 9: all right. All all this gonna do, all this is
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: gonna do is get me into an old Ray J
• 40:57
  Speaker 9: and I will accept my punishment.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Hey, y'all, this is Monica, This is Spike Lee. Hey,
• 41:03
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• 41:05
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• 41:06
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• 41:07
  Speaker 1: You have no idea what it is.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: This is Carlos Miller. And this may or may not
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: be the Steve Harvey Morning Shows you're listenings Steve Harvey
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: Morning Show.
• 41:21
  Speaker 13: All right, guys, time now for a quick round of
• 41:23
  Speaker 13: Ask the COLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
• 41:26
  Speaker 13: This one is from Alisa in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Alisa Wrights.
• 41:30
  Speaker 13: I'm twenty nine years old and I work at a
• 41:32
  Speaker 13: hospital and I've been messing with the doctor that just
• 41:35
  Speaker 13: started there. After a few encounters with him, he admitted
• 41:39
  Speaker 13: he was married and said he fell badly because his
• 41:42
  Speaker 13: wife is a saint. I found out who his wife is,
• 41:46
  Speaker 13: and I know her and she ain't no saint. In
• 41:49
  Speaker 13: twenty nineteen, I met her at the annual Black Ski
• 41:53
  Speaker 13: weekend I go to and she was in the hot
• 41:55
  Speaker 13: tub topless, and I know for sure she hooked up
• 41:58
  Speaker 13: with my homeboy. I want to bust his bubble, but
• 42:02
  Speaker 13: hm and let him know about his wife. And would
• 42:07
  Speaker 13: I be wrong?
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: It is her question? Would I be wrong if I
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: did that?
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 42:10
  Speaker 9: I mean, so what you're talking about, he feel bad
• 42:13
  Speaker 9: because he thinked his way about this other woman.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: You tell him how hang gonna change the fact of
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: what you are? See, what you're doing is tricky.
• 42:22
  Speaker 9: So now you want to make him think because he
• 42:24
  Speaker 9: said he feel bad because his wife is a saint.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Now he finally.
• 42:28
  Speaker 9: Admitted you you married. You want to let him know
• 42:30
  Speaker 9: that the wife ain't a saint. What does that change
• 42:33
  Speaker 9: for you?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Though? Nothing?
• 42:35
  Speaker 9: See, nothing changes for you. You steal the other chick? Yeah, okay,
• 42:40
  Speaker 9: so you know you just started working at the hospital.
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: W don't you get your own man? And then you
• 42:45
  Speaker 9: know you're always Now I'm screwing your man. I'm gonna
• 42:48
  Speaker 9: bust your bubble about her?
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: What what is this about?
• 42:52
  Speaker 9: You're not fit to get him? Because if that's what
• 42:54
  Speaker 9: you think, you're not fit to get him. Yeah, I
• 42:57
  Speaker 9: can tell you that right now.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: And wife, you put your top one in a hot tub.
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: Okay, get it?
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: I need you.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't don't dress nothing up? Surely, No, everything is fine.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: All right, We're moving on. Georgette and Baltimore says.
• 43:14
  Speaker 13: I'm a sixty two year old widow living alone for
• 43:17
  Speaker 13: the first time in thirty years. My younger neighbor checks
• 43:20
  Speaker 13: on me and runs errands for me occasionally. I was
• 43:23
  Speaker 13: in Virginia visiting my family for a Memorial Day and
• 43:26
  Speaker 13: I happened to look at my ring camera in my backyard,
• 43:29
  Speaker 13: and my neighbor was using my grill and had a
• 43:31
  Speaker 13: small party on my patio. I called the police on her,
• 43:36
  Speaker 13: and I asked to remain anonymous, but they told her
• 43:39
  Speaker 13: I call them. She said, I should feel bad after
• 43:41
  Speaker 13: all she's done for me. Was I wrong for how
• 43:44
  Speaker 13: I reacted?
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: No, I was wrong your house.
• 43:50
  Speaker 9: I'd call the police too, I mean, but for all
• 43:55
  Speaker 9: she does for you, what does one thing it? Probably
• 43:58
  Speaker 9: if she would have asked you, you probably would have
• 44:00
  Speaker 9: said yeah. But it's the rudeness and the sense of
• 44:04
  Speaker 9: the entitlement that really has got you, you know, or
• 44:07
  Speaker 9: you don't just come over there and take nobody's stuff
• 44:09
  Speaker 9: without asking. Come on, you ain't that important, and you're
• 44:15
  Speaker 9: lucky she old, because I know some people that rolled
• 44:18
  Speaker 9: up on all.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Y'all sent somebody over there.
• 44:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, and you.
• 44:29
  Speaker 21: Miss Georgia.
• 44:30
  Speaker 9: No, this is from checking on you. Yeah, that got
• 44:40
  Speaker 9: your last bag of cashiers bought over time? How much
• 44:45
  Speaker 9: you like peanut?
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: All you had to do was to ask, though.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: You know, that's all she had to do. Yeah, all right.
• 44:53
  Speaker 13: This one's from dummy in Connecticut. Hmmm, that's what it says,
• 44:58
  Speaker 13: dumby and dummy and can eneticute. I'm a forty nine
• 45:01
  Speaker 13: your old single man, and I've got a thing for
• 45:04
  Speaker 13: a woman that I met at church. The only problem
• 45:06
  Speaker 13: is I've had sex with her sister a few times
• 45:09
  Speaker 13: years ago. Her sister doesn't go to our church anymore.
• 45:12
  Speaker 13: But I don't want it to be a problem since
• 45:14
  Speaker 13: I'm looking for more than sex from this woman. I
• 45:17
  Speaker 13: want to seriously date her and I don't want it
• 45:19
  Speaker 13: to be an issue later. How do I tell her
• 45:21
  Speaker 13: I slept with her sister but it was meaningless? Will
• 45:24
  Speaker 13: she understand?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Dog? How can you tell her you slept with her sister?
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: And it was meaningless.
• 45:35
  Speaker 9: Would she understand no, No, Because let's just suppose her
• 45:43
  Speaker 9: sister means something to her. You went over there and
• 45:49
  Speaker 9: just did her sister just to have something to do? Dog,
• 45:52
  Speaker 9: would you tell her you slept with her sister? Gon'
• 45:55
  Speaker 9: be a situation man, gonna be a situation.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Dog.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I don't think he should tell a bit. I mean
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: he's gonna have to tell it.
• 46:02
  Speaker 9: If he's gonna try to continue this relationship, you gotta
• 46:05
  Speaker 9: tell her all right?
• 46:06
  Speaker 13: Coming up next, Thank you, Cello. The Nephew is here
• 46:09
  Speaker 13: with today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening
• 46:13
  Speaker 13: to the Steve Harvey.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: Morning Show.
• 46:19
  Speaker 13: Coming up at about four minutes after be our. It's
• 46:21
  Speaker 13: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is his
• 46:25
  Speaker 13: drawers were under the driver's seat.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: We'll get into that in just a little bit, because
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: supposed to.
• 46:31
  Speaker 13: Be I was wondering what you guys are gonna say, Yeah.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Please need to wear them.
• 46:37
  Speaker 19: He's wearing them.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: That's what I don't had my drawls all around the
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: break before I know what's going on.
• 46:45
  Speaker 13: You can't get this a little bit right now, it
• 46:50
  Speaker 13: is time for the crazy Nephew. Uh And today's prank
• 46:54
  Speaker 13: phone call?
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: What you got for us?
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: This right here, Shirley is bump and grind, Bump and grind. Yeah,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: let's go get I'm bumping, man, I don't see.
• 47:12
  Speaker 15: Hello.
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: Hello, long time Marcus, Marcus.
• 47:16
  Speaker 15: Yeah, this is me.
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: Hey, can you hear me? Can you hear me?
• 47:18
  Speaker 15: Pretty good? Yeah?
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: I can manad.
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: Hey, hey listen, let me turn the radio now for gay.
• 47:25
  Speaker 7: Hey listen, I live in and uh. I live in
• 47:27
  Speaker 7: the apartment building that you just moved into. I live
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: in twenty one A and you live above me in
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: twenty two A.
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: Uh huh.
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: I actually got your number from the lease in office.
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: I told him I wanted to welcome you to the
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: apartment building, man, but I didn't want to really raise
• 47:42
  Speaker 7: no oebrows. But I was really calling about you know.
• 47:45
  Speaker 7: You know, first of all, let me go ahead and
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: say welcome to the building.
• 47:48
  Speaker 17: Man.
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: I hope that you and your your uh is that
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: your wife that lives with you?
• 47:52
  Speaker 18: First of all, thank you, brother, I appreciate it.
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: But why would you need to have my number to
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: do that? You just came knocked on my door man, boy, Yeah, yeah,
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: we'll see whatever the reason why? I mean, I really
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: called and got the number, was kind of reach out
• 48:05
  Speaker 7: to you. Man. I don't be wanting to start no
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: trouble with nobody or nothing like that. I want to
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: you know, I want my neighbor to be cool with me,
• 48:11
  Speaker 7: and I want to be cool with my neighbors. You
• 48:12
  Speaker 7: know what I'm saying.
• 48:13
  Speaker 15: Yeah, that's so.
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: So I was reaching out, man, because you know the noise, man,
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: I was. I'm I work at night and I sleep
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: during the day. Man, but it seems like they you
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: guys moved in. Man, in the middle of the day.
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: It's you know, I mean, I know what it's like
• 48:30
  Speaker 7: to have lay hold on hold hold.
• 48:32
  Speaker 18: You're hearing marriage is coming from my place in the
• 48:35
  Speaker 18: middle of the.
• 48:36
  Speaker 7: Day, right, I mean, I'm hearing I'm getting them here
• 48:40
  Speaker 7: and you're making love to you lady.
• 48:41
  Speaker 16: Man.
• 48:42
  Speaker 15: I mean, yoh, man, now you know what he did.
• 48:45
  Speaker 7: You might be hearing something from a mother another unit.
• 48:48
  Speaker 18: Man, It's definitely not coming from us because I'm at
• 48:50
  Speaker 18: work and.
• 48:51
  Speaker 15: My you know, my girl is dead, but she on
• 48:53
  Speaker 15: a computer.
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: You know, she's looking for a gig right now? Hellong, okay, okay, okay,
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: wait a minute now, So you live in apartment twenty
• 49:02
  Speaker 7: two A right, yeah, okay.
• 49:06
  Speaker 15: See I live in twenty one A.
• 49:08
  Speaker 7: Your your bedroom is above my bedroom?
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Was then holda holda.
• 49:14
  Speaker 18: You're telling me that you're hearing uses that sound like
• 49:18
  Speaker 18: somebody making ve coming from my clid at this time
• 49:22
  Speaker 18: of day and I'm not there and only my woman
• 49:26
  Speaker 18: is there.
• 49:27
  Speaker 15: Dude, Man, you know I do it. I'm not trying
• 49:29
  Speaker 15: to be rude every day.
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: I appreciate you calling. And you know nigh right now
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: that twenty where you shake you in right, uh yeah,
• 49:38
  Speaker 7: yeah yeah.
• 49:39
  Speaker 15: Man, Look, I mean you calls me all right, So
• 49:42
  Speaker 15: let's get to the bottom of this one time you
• 49:45
  Speaker 15: saying you.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: Hearing with what kind of wines are you hearing?
• 49:47
  Speaker 15: Exactly?
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: Tell me, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know what, man,
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: there's probably just a big mistake. I mean, maybe she
• 49:52
  Speaker 7: just hanging some pictures or something. Bro, you know what,
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: living my life, I probably pictures.
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 49:59
  Speaker 18: We ain't even what you calling me, like you hear
• 50:02
  Speaker 18: the candle burn.
• 50:04
  Speaker 15: After my trid you're talking about?
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: Man, hey, man, listen, Marcus, I lit.
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: Ipodiz I pod, I'm I'm I'm you know my mind
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: keep telling me I'm here.
• 50:16
  Speaker 15: I'm saying, I don't know what you're off. But I'm
• 50:19
  Speaker 15: a mid No, I'm not going that. You understand that money.
• 50:22
  Speaker 15: You called me telling me you hearing what's coming.
• 50:24
  Speaker 18: From Krid and shout like somebody, And now you're telling
• 50:29
  Speaker 18: me what everybody you know.
• 50:30
  Speaker 7: Hey man, all I'm saying is maybe it's just a
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: legitimate mistake. I don't say may she hanging the pictures
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: of moves and burnish or something like that.
• 50:37
  Speaker 15: And I just keep telling you that you know anybody
• 50:41
  Speaker 15: had this, it shouldn't be No, it's coming from I could.
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: Hey man, I ain't trying to I ain't trying to
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: start no.
• 50:48
  Speaker 15: Trouble man, And you're not what you tell me that.
• 50:52
  Speaker 15: All I was going about.
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: Was trying to get a decent, decent rest, man, I said,
• 50:56
  Speaker 7: I work at night, brought It's all I'm talking about. Man,
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: I'm not trying to make the great guys ship.
• 51:01
  Speaker 15: I don't kill it. You pulling on me telling me.
• 51:03
  Speaker 18: About I just want good for your losing any one
• 51:08
  Speaker 18: going man like that.
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: I ain't believe it.
• 51:10
  Speaker 15: You got the right address when you.
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: Live at Man you live n yes Man in Apartment
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: twenty one A and your play to.
• 51:18
  Speaker 15: The bot mine man, Man, I go man, I he
• 51:20
  Speaker 15: pulling chuck over man over what second?
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: Man? Because you talk us off to Hey, man, look,
• 51:27
  Speaker 7: I'm not I'm not trying to have no trouble.
• 51:29
  Speaker 15: Man, I'm not trying to have no trouble. I do
• 51:31
  Speaker 15: go to the working man, Dan, I do fifty hours
• 51:35
  Speaker 15: a week long deal like this. Okay, Okay, So I'm
• 51:38
  Speaker 15: not all I'm saying is man, I thought.
• 51:40
  Speaker 7: I thought you was making love to your your woman. Man,
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: That's what I thought.
• 51:44
  Speaker 15: That's why I called you to ask her to keep
• 51:45
  Speaker 15: the noise down enough for my wife utting up enough
• 51:52
  Speaker 15: here he twenty what a not from the righty hill
• 51:58
  Speaker 15: to it?
• 51:58
  Speaker 16: You do it?
• 51:59
  Speaker 15: You ain't really for no man, hold on.
• 52:01
  Speaker 12: Hold no, hellll up, dude, You're not coming to my
• 52:03
  Speaker 12: apartment to hear nothing. Man, I ain't got nothing to
• 52:05
  Speaker 12: do with this I want.
• 52:10
  Speaker 15: I ain't letting you in my house.
• 52:12
  Speaker 22: Man.
• 52:12
  Speaker 15: If I know many you got going on upstairs, you
• 52:15
  Speaker 15: gotta control your woman.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 52:16
  Speaker 15: It ain't got nothing to do with me. I tell me,
• 52:20
  Speaker 15: wasn't even know.
• 52:22
  Speaker 12: I know, I know, I know the weighing it out
• 52:26
  Speaker 12: for the last two weeks between twelve and two.
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: I know that you got.
• 52:32
  Speaker 7: You talking to James man, I'm coming.
• 52:34
  Speaker 15: To your health. You ain't coming to my apartment. Man,
• 52:37
  Speaker 15: I'm not it. I ain't man, listen, No.
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: I ain't got nothing to do with it.
• 52:41
  Speaker 15: I'm telling you troubles. Man, Hey, I got one more
• 52:45
  Speaker 15: thing I need to say. You man that you're listening,
• 52:49
  Speaker 15: I got one more thing I need to say. All right,
• 52:52
  Speaker 15: all right, better? Who lets say?
• 52:53
  Speaker 7: Better?
• 52:53
  Speaker 15: Be telling me open the don Are you lessing? I'm listen. Listen, nephew,
• 52:59
  Speaker 15: tell me from the Harvey Morning Show you just got
• 53:02
  Speaker 15: breaked by your own boy.
• 53:05
  Speaker 7: Wait a minute, what them.
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  Speaker 5: What y'all think Greg getting up stupid on a Monday morning?
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  Speaker 1: She getting it in.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, nephew.
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  Speaker 23: Subject his drawers were under the driver's seat. It's draws,
• 56:47
  Speaker 23: not drawers. Draws are what I said, draws.
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  Speaker 13: Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband is somewhat of a hoarder
• 57:00
  Speaker 13: and a pack rat. He can't seem to let go
• 57:02
  Speaker 13: of anything from his past. I mean nothing. We've been
• 57:06
  Speaker 13: married for five years and it's getting worse. My husband
• 57:10
  Speaker 13: comes in the back door from work and starts taking
• 57:12
  Speaker 13: his clothes off. When I get home, I pick up
• 57:15
  Speaker 13: behind him. If I didn't, the clothes would stay on
• 57:19
  Speaker 13: the floor. Keep all of that in mind, because there's
• 57:22
  Speaker 13: an issue that I want to run by you guys
• 57:25
  Speaker 13: and see if you can shed any light on what's
• 57:27
  Speaker 13: going on. Two days ago, I had to run to
• 57:30
  Speaker 13: the store so I jumped in my husband's car. I
• 57:33
  Speaker 13: had on slides and I kept feeling some fabric hitting
• 57:36
  Speaker 13: the back of my foot. When I reached down, I
• 57:39
  Speaker 13: pulled a worn pair of boxers from underneath the driver's seat.
• 57:44
  Speaker 13: I left them in a car when I got home
• 57:46
  Speaker 13: and told him to go get them. It didn't FaZe
• 57:49
  Speaker 13: me then because I was distracted with our two year
• 57:52
  Speaker 13: old that was sick. Later that night, I carved out
• 57:55
  Speaker 13: time to drill him about what happened earlier. He said,
• 58:00
  Speaker 13: and he got hot while he was driving, and he
• 58:02
  Speaker 13: slid his drawers off and put them under his seat
• 58:06
  Speaker 13: instead of putting them in the passenger seat. He said,
• 58:09
  Speaker 13: by the time he got home, he forgot about them.
• 58:13
  Speaker 13: I went to find the drawers, and he said he
• 58:16
  Speaker 13: threw them away. Now this is the same man that
• 58:19
  Speaker 13: never likes to throw anything away, but he expects me
• 58:22
  Speaker 13: to believe he put them in the trash. I couldn't
• 58:25
  Speaker 13: find them in any garbage cans in the house or
• 58:28
  Speaker 13: out back. Later that night, I threw the rest of
• 58:31
  Speaker 13: his drawers in a garbage bag and put them in
• 58:34
  Speaker 13: my car trunk. Since it's too hot to wear drawers,
• 58:38
  Speaker 13: I figured he didn't need them. He still won't tell
• 58:41
  Speaker 13: me the truth, and he bought new drawers. What's really
• 58:44
  Speaker 13: going on here? I'm sorry, but this is crazy and
• 58:50
  Speaker 13: your husband, really, your husband should be ashamed he told
• 58:53
  Speaker 13: you that because it was a very bad lie, a
• 58:56
  Speaker 13: very very bad lie, like the worst lie ever.
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  Speaker 5: It was insulting.
• 59:02
  Speaker 13: There could be a couple of reasons to take your
• 59:04
  Speaker 13: underwear off in the car and put them under the seat,
• 59:07
  Speaker 13: Like maybe I don't know sex in the car, but
• 59:10
  Speaker 13: who takes them off in the car and puts them
• 59:12
  Speaker 13: under the seat because it's hot. That's what he told
• 59:15
  Speaker 13: you all the while he's driving. That's what he said. Now,
• 59:20
  Speaker 13: that's why his life made no sense. Where were his
• 59:23
  Speaker 13: pants when all this was going down? Does he expect
• 59:26
  Speaker 13: us to believe he was driving, took his underwear off
• 59:31
  Speaker 13: and then he was driving naked?
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: I mean, does this make sense to you? This is
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: so ridiculous. He did tell the truth about one thing.
• 59:40
  Speaker 13: I'll say that he forgot about his underwear under the
• 59:43
  Speaker 13: seat and he left them in the car.
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: That was the truth.
• 59:47
  Speaker 13: Whatever he was doing that made him take his underwear
• 59:49
  Speaker 13: off in the first place is the truth. Like maybe
• 59:53
  Speaker 13: he was having sex in the car, he had sex
• 59:55
  Speaker 13: in the car and he took them off and put
• 59:56
  Speaker 13: him under the seat. So you can stop asking him
• 59:59
  Speaker 13: because he's never going to tell you the truth. You'll
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 13: have to draw your own conclusions.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 9: What do you think, Steve, Let's just get to the letter,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 9: because I don't need to go through all this you're
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 9: talking about. Your husband's a hoarder and saves everything and
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 9: all that that come in from the back door, and
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 9: take his clothes off and you pick up behind him.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 9: And then you said to keep all that in mind
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 9: because there's an issue that I want to run by
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 9: you guys, See if you can shed some light on
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 9: what's going See not here what I come in at,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 9: because what I am is an expert on light shedding.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 9: See I shed light better than anybody because I look
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 9: at all angles and potential angles.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Well, you had to run to the store, so you
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: jumped in your husband's car.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 9: You had on slides, and you kept feeling some fabric
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 9: hitting the back of your foot. When I reached down,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 9: I pulled a warm pair of boxes from underneath the
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 9: drive a seat.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: You left them in the car and you got home
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: and you told him to go get them.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 9: It didn't phase me then, because you was distracted with
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 9: your two year old that was six. Now here we
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 9: go later that night.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: This is how they do it, fellas laid that had night.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 9: I carved out time to drill him. This is what
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 9: I hate about women. They carve out time to drill us. Now, God,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 9: I feel for this man about what happened earlier. It's
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 9: what he said. He said he got hot while he
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 9: was driving, and he slid his drawers off and put
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 9: him under his seat instead of putting them in the
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 9: passenger seat.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Or boy, listen to me.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: You can't be proud of now.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 9: You have any idea how hard it is to slide
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 9: your drawers off? Why are you driving?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Do you know how hard it is to get your
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: draws off sitting on the edge of the bed.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: You know hard it is? And get your draws.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Off sitting in your office chair?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 9: Do you know how hard it is to take your
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 9: drawers off at the doctor's office.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: It's hard to get your drawers. Now, let me tell
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: you what makes this so hard.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: Okay, hold on, Steve, Okay, I'll hold on.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: But you do know that we know there's a staring
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: wheel over there too.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: Yes, were his pants all right?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 13: We'll have part two of your response coming up twenty
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 13: three minutes after the hour. Today's strawberry letter. Subject his
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 13: drawers were under the driver's seat. We'll get back into
• 1:03:06
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  Speaker 5: All right, Steve, come on.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 13: Let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is his drawers
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 13: were under the driver's seat.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Woman gets in her husband's car, taking a baby somewhere
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: to babysick. I guess I don't know'm going to see this.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 9: She got on some fifth flot she'd feel some fabricating,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: but she reached up under there and it's a pair
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 9: of boxer draws. She ain't got no time to deal
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 9: with that because the babysitter. Later on that night, she
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 9: carves out time to drill him. Here we go, told
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 9: him that there's a pair of draws in the castle.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 9: He went out there and got him. Later on, she says,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 9: explain to me why a pair of one boxes was
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 9: under your seat, he said, Let me.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Get this right.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 9: He said, he got hot while he was driving and
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 9: slid his drawers off and put him under his seat. Boy, boy,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 9: let me tell you how hard that is to do.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 9: This is not really doable. Okay, so let's stop this.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: Not.
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  Speaker 9: The only way to get your draws off while you
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 9: driving is you you have to have a knife. The
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 9: only wind to get them draws off while you drive. Now,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 9: let me explain to you how it's done. You've got
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 9: to stick that knife between your body and your draws,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 9: blade side up. If you have to get that blade
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 9: down to the end of the thighpot and start cutting
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 9: a seam straight.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Up to your belly button and to the fabric.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: Pop.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 9: Now, that's one leg you got to make that same cut.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 9: Put the knife down in between your body and your drawers.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 9: Get to tip of that blade down there by the
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 9: end of your drawers, punch up, make another slick now,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 9: it's the only way you can tag him draws off
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 9: while you drive. Your problem me is ain't no cuts
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 9: on them draws, which means you stepped out of them somehow,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 9: because the draws was intact. What you should have said
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 9: was I was using the drawers as a rag. They
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 9: was going out. I didn't want them no more. So
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 9: you got to wipe off to somebody because you just
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 9: sliding out them drawers while you're driving. Every man listening
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 9: to this is trying to figure out how he did that.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Why are you driving?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 15: Now?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 9: What makes it doubly hard is you usually have on
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 9: your pants. But now let me explore this one level deeper.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: At you got to.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Be to take your draws.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 9: You ain't got no shoe, left your shirt on? Dog,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 9: I done took my shoes off because my feet is
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 9: too hot. But dog, once your ass is hot, it's
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 9: bad time in the car driving naked. Brother, So at
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 9: one point, why you driving? After you slide them drawers off?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 9: You do realize at one point, I don't know how
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 9: long you can take it, and they don't do for.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Little seats no more. Uh, your is really hot now because.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 9: Skinned against lever and you don't have one of them
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 9: cars where they had a seat cooler in the front.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 9: You got a seat heater and a seat cooler. You
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 9: don't seem like that type of du.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: So brouh. You can tell I can just tell this.
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  Speaker 15: I can't even.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 9: Really help you out of this one. Down now, lady,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 9: let me help you understand something. The probability of a
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 9: man taking his draws off while he's driving his slim
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 9: to then none. Do you know how hot it would
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 9: have to be. I would have to pass out to
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 9: want my draws off. Besides my used to being hot.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 9: There's one area on my body that can handle the
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 9: most heat is the most importantly well, it's the most
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 9: important parts on my body and they are able to
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 9: handle the most heat. That area down now is a
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 9: heat conductor designed to conduct heat. That's the line right,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 9: especially the one in the center that is an allmatic
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 9: heat conductor.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: It is so hot down there.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 9: If you put a temperature prole down there, it's near pork.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 9: It's near two o five at all time. You can
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 9: cook a whole hoffle down there. I'm telling you what
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 9: I know. You can come up and do a brisket
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 9: and a shoulder down there, if you can slide it,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 9: and a cracking go. But you could actually kure our
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 9: ham down there. That's how hot it is down there.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 9: It is oven hot. You can make bacon down there.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 9: You can do biscuits down there if you ain't gonna
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 9: like the way they taste, but you can actually bake
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 9: a biscuit if you can get.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 14: It in the cracker you're behind. How hot it is
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 14: down there.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 9: It has been not hot your whole life. It ain't
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 9: got so hot you to take your draws off. It
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 9: is a heat conductor down there.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: It is a bunny.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 9: Why they call it your buns because it's been down
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 9: there cooking.
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  Speaker 13: was a question guys from Facebook. It says, Hey, Steve
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  Speaker 13: Tommy Junior, my homeboy took his girlfriend on vacation because
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 13: they were beefing and thought they needed a getaway. They
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 13: both were tripping and still arguing, so while on vacation,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 13: they decided to break up on the last day there.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 13: The flight home was tough, but they said, ultimately it's
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 13: for the best man. I'd be mad if I had
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 13: to spend three grand to figure out we needed to
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 13: break up.
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  Speaker 1: So here's a question.
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  Speaker 5: Here's a question for you guys.
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  Speaker 14: Here's a question.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 13: Did you ever break up on your vacation with your
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 13: booth or did you stay and fly home early?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: If you did, that's the question.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: I actually did.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: I did you broke on a cruise ship?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, it all just came to a rocky inn. It
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: was bad.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: I don't know how we stayed in that cabin two
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: extra days.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: It was just bad and by the time we do,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, called it Doc back in New Orleans. Man,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: take something.
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  Speaker 5: I was broke, didn't have no money, but I was
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: fooped with hot.
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  Speaker 13: God, were you guys having problems before you went on
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 13: the cruise like this guy, and so you thought the
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 13: cruise might you know, might make it better.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: Before we met seemed like we was having problem not Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about this.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: This is like some.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Ragged and memory.
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  Speaker 10: Lane asked, No, I ain't never did anything like that. First,
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  Speaker 10: the only beef I'm eating is on the plane. You
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 10: can't be beef before we go. I ain't never did
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 10: anything like this.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 9: If I'm here to tell you that, I've gone on
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 9: several vacations, yes, sir, and wanted to break up before
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 9: the vacation, wanted to break up on the vacation, stayed
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 9: and went on some more vacation until finally he's talking
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 9: about he would be mad if he spent three thousand.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 9: I've lost millions in bad vacations and breakup. So no, son,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 9: Sometimes you try to save it. You try to go
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 9: out there and you know, maybe this week get some
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 9: time away alone. But that's the best way to find
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 9: out if you really belong with somebody. Go somewhere where
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 9: there's no distractions. It's just you and him. Marjorie and
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 9: I have a running joke. We knew we were meant
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 9: to be each other when we went to Bora Bora
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 9: because Bora Bora has nothing to do.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: Borra Bora.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: There's a Latin word that means boring, boring.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: And boring.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 9: Let me tell you something that's a good way to
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 9: find out if you belong to finger. If you can
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 9: pay three thousand to get out and learn that information,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 9: money well spent.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, all right, this is Steve Harbin Marley show Man.
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  Speaker 9: It might be two birds in that bush, but if
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 9: you let this bird go to reach in there for
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 9: the two in the bush and they fly out the bush,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 9: you ain't got nothing. A bird in the hand is
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 9: worth two in the bush.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 11: But if it's two and that I having to catch both,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 11: wouldn't that be better?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 9: See key word in there was a small word with
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 9: the smaller the smallest words with the biggest consequences. If
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 9: if I rob this bank and if they don't catch me,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna be rich man. Okay, A whole lot of
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 9: ifs sitting in prison today.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 13: Coming up right after that, This is from Lance on
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 13: Steve Harvey FM Land says, over the weekend, my girlfriend
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 13: and I were going at it exceptionally well. Afterwards, she
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 13: turned to me and said, modestly, I've got to be
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 13: one of the best you've ever been with. I looked
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 13: at her, not that she's not phenomenal, but the crazy
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 13: weekend I spent with the strippers going to.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: Be tough to beat.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 13: So I actually took some time to think about it,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 13: way too long, it turns out. And then for some
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 13: stupid reason, I said I put you third. Well, needless
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 13: to say, the rest of the weekend didn't go well.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 13: So I want to know how do I clean this
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 13: mess up. I didn't mean to insult her, but I
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 13: clearly blanked up.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Now I hate stoopid.
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  Speaker 9: First of all, though these are the lessons my father
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  Speaker 9: taught me about. The best lesson is about lesson meaning
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 9: the one you pay for.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: You're gonna pay for this.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 9: One because you stupid, because you even said I stupidly said, see, bro,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 9: when a woman asked you how she rang, and y'all
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 9: went at it all that and that right there, I've
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 9: got to be the best you've ever had.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Girl, You ain't lying the best I've ever had.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 9: Now you can go in your back of your mind
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 9: for herself for that time I had that stripper, but
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 9: now stripper, that stripper is probably excellent because that stripper
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 9: has had a lot of experience, because she ain't just
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 9: a stripper, because that's how you got it, because she stripped.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 9: Stripping is advertising, not all of them, but there are
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 9: some who used the stripping as advertising. Once again, not
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 9: all of them, but some. And you ran into one
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 9: who strips, and then for extra price, we'll show you
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 9: what's what you what come down off the pole, and
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 9: that's what you got. Now while you eve even put
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 9: her in the conversation with your girl, I have no idea,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 9: but you are stupid that here's no fixing this. You
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 9: can go back and say, you know what, I was
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 9: just messing with you, girl, I just wanted to see
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 9: what your head was. You can tell that lie and
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 9: try to.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Go from there. No, it's not gonna help me. He
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: didn't tell this. He didn't tell her the striper far. Yeah, no,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: I know. But what he should have did, though, was
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: he got to go back and say, you know what.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I was just messing with you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, the best I ever have.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 9: You need to wrap that up in some flowers and
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 9: something to the best I've ever had. And I wish
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 9: I had told you the truth. I was just messing
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 9: with you to see if see what you were saying.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 9: It was a horrible mistake. It was the best I've
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 9: ever had. You gotta start, You gotta go down there
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 9: or the next time, if there is the next time,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 9: you're gonna have to let out some You're gonna have
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 9: to let out some primal screams or some guttural sounds
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 9: like what like what.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: Whoa? Now?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 15: What did you just do to me?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 9: You're gonna have to go over the top though, Okay, yeah,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 9: you're gonna have to go over the top. It's gonna
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 9: have to be guttural and primal.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 7: No, no, no.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 9: And when it's over with, you got to lay back
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 9: and go to sleep with your mouth wide over hand,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 9: your head off the head of the bed backwards and
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 9: let your mouth hang open and go to sleep, but
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 9: be completely naked on top of the covers and have
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 9: your head back like she.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: Wore him out.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the only way you need to cover.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: That's the only way. Can I hear that screen one
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: more time?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: That we're not doing that? No more ship.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 21: That time to do his his Come on, Tommy, never mind,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 21: here we screen? Never mind, never mind.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: You guys are no fun.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Oh that would have been way motive fun.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: Oh look at the time. Look at the time.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 13: Coming up in about twenty minutes after the hour, we're
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 13: going to have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: Twenty minutes after the hour.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 13: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 13: Summertime means you may see an increase of bugs and insects.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 13: The thing is one of the things I hate most
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 13: in life. So what do you guys think is the
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 13: most hated insect or bug in America?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: What do you think it is?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Mosquitos?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: Good, guess what you think?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 7: Roach?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, what about your nephew?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Give me the question the king?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 22: Wow, shame, No, what's the most bug in America?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: What do you think that is?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: Time? I go as.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: Ants that's the most hated bug in America? Okay, okay, twice.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: Well not surprising, Steve, you were right.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 11: It is the roach.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: The cockroach. Thirty percent of Americans they hate.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 9: Them because it symbolizes an infestation. It symbolizes Dan, your crill,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 9: you nasty. It just you can't you You can explain
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 9: a mosquito, but when a roach come across the table.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: You can't explain yo black sern.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 13: So yeah, spiders and mosquitos, termites, ticks, bees.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: And wasps in that order.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 13: All right, We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:20:25
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  Speaker 5: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather lose two inches below and gain abs
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 13: or would you rather grow two inches and have no abs?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: Held them apps? I ain't got none now, I don't
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: need them apps. I don't need I ain't losing to.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: Me right now?
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  Speaker 18: Be right?
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: The second option, Yeah, if.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 9: You get up in my ear just right, and when
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 9: you're talking to me, you got be coming all day
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 9: and I ain't.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Got air al.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 13: Would you rather go on vacation for a month or
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 13: would you rather stay and work for an extra fifty
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 13: thousand dollars?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 13: Would you rather go on vacation for a month or
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 13: would you rather stay and work for an extra fifty
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 13: thousand dollars?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: I want that vacation.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 14: For a month.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: I want that vacation. Yeah you had that fifty.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 8: Really you are a month that you turned down fifty
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 8: k for Rich Boy Rich Day.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 19: Look them on Rich Boy.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 8: Show going, Hey did this food?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 9: Just say he find to walk away from fifty grand
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 9: in thirty days because you'd rather be on vacation.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Even I knew not to say that.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 5: We would expect it butt you to pick the same thing.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 12: Bo thing.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 9: On this Tommy, come on what No, I don't need
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 9: your fifty vacation say a little bit?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: Would you rather additional?
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I want that I get a.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 5: Mount with I'm good. Would you rather?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 13: Would you rather have a sex tape with an X leaked?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 13: Or would you rather jump out of an airplane?
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: Girona mo here, I come here, I go jumping now.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 17: I'm going let you see this tape, get your Kim Kardashian,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 17: make this money.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 9: I'm telling you right now, boy, you're gonna see this tape.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 9: I'm not jumping out that man plan at all for me? Right,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 9: all right, all, all this gonna do, all this is
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 9: gonna do into an old rage, and I will accept
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 9: my punishment.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 13: Coming up, it is our last break of the day,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 13: and we'll get some closing remarks from the one and
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 13: only Steve Harvey.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 5: Right after this.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 13: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, listeners,
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  Speaker 5: All right, Steve, here we are last break of the day.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 13: Please take us home, get us back to work with
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 13: some good juicy closing remarks.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 9: Hey, you know, I try to I try to be encouraging,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 9: you know, to people, because everybody wants to be successful,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 9: everybody wants to be happy. I've been at this for
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 9: some time now, and I just like telling people some
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 9: of the small valuable lessons that I've had to learn
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 9: along the way. And you know, man, I used to
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 9: get bombed out when bad things happened to me. I
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 9: mean I really did. Look, I'm human, I'm like anybody
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 9: else that you know. Man, When when I come under
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 9: attack and I don't think it's justified, it used.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: To bum me out. I mean for like a week,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: three four days.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 9: You know. I used to be really thrown off sometimes
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 9: because I did not understand why the attack was and
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 9: I didn't understand why. Maybe sometimes people couldn't understand where
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 9: I was coming from. Maybe sometimes I just couldn't understand
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 9: the level of hatred that are in some people. You know,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 9: sometimes man, I would just go, ay, God, come on, now,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 9: what is this about. I don't really deserve this, do I?
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 9: I mean, am I really a bad person? You know
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 9: what I was talking about? How you letting this happen?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 9: But you got to understand something, man, Everything that you're
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 9: going through is preparing you for what you ask God for.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 9: Just know that everything you're going through, every single thing,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 9: is preparing you for what you ask God for, or
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 9: is preparing you for what God has for you. So
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 9: what I ended up learning and what I do now
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 9: is like, you know, I still get bad news and
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 9: it throws me, but it don't throw me in for
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 9: no days no more. Ain't no two days when I'm
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 9: wildering in nothing no more. You know, you throw me
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 9: for a couple hours, and you know, I sleep on
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 9: it and I start praying about I get myself together
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 9: and then I'm ready to hit it tomorrow morning. You know,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 9: you can't do anything to me to get me for
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 9: days anymore, because I understand what it is, man, and
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 9: you know what it is. If you saw the size
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 9: of the blessings that were coming, then you would understand
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 9: the magnitude of the battle you are fighting.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: Do you understand that.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 9: If you saw the size of the blessing coming, you
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 9: would understand the magnitude of the battle that you're fighting.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: See, man, you got to get tested along the way.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 9: Ain't no free rides, ain't no free lunch, You ain't
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 9: no free you know all this stuff.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: It's not going to be easy. You're going to be
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: challenged because two things.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 9: Sometimes God allows things to happen to you because He
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 9: know you need the experience of it.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: And that's just the truth.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 9: Sorry, but God didn't come into your life to tell
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 9: you that he was gonna smooth everything out and you weren't.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: Gonna have no more worries. Now, that's not what he said.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 9: He said he would give you the strength to handle it,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 9: the knowledge and the wisdom to endure, the ability to maintain.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 9: And that's exactly what he does. And I've been saying
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 9: this for the past two weeks, but I can't stop
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 9: saying it because it's really so good. And the reason
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 9: you know that God said he would give you the
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 9: strength to endure anything, that he would stand with you
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 9: and make sure you got through it, whether you asked
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 9: him for help or not. He's done that to you
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 9: up until this point, because, like I've been saying for
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 9: the past couple of weeks, every rough day you've ever had,
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 9: every day you thought you wasn't gonna endure. If you
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 9: look back on it, your track record for surviving bad
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 9: days is one hundred percent.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: And that's pretty good.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 9: Everybody, you have survived one hundred percent of all of
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 9: your bad days. So guess what then, that must mean
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 9: his promises are true that he said he promised to
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 9: never leave you.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: Did he leave you when you got through them bad days?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: And he was there when most of us didn't even
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: call on him. He was just there for us. So
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: with that in mind, take everything that's happening to you
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: with the grain of salt. Absorb it. Know that that's
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: what it is.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 9: But know that on the other side, he's probably standing
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 9: right there because he always has. And what you don't
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 9: know is he's carrying you through most of it. He's
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 9: holding you up. If you saw the size of the
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  Speaker 9: blessings that was coming, then you would unders stand the
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  Speaker 9: magnitude of the battle you fighting. Everybody is in a
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  Speaker 9: fight with something. I don't care who you are, I
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  Speaker 9: don't care how much money you got, I don't care
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  Speaker 9: what your title is. Everybody is in a battle with something.
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  Speaker 9: But on the other side, what's over there?
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 9: I think it was I read a quote from Will
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  Speaker 9: Smith that said, the best things in life are on
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  Speaker 9: the other side of fear. You ever know this man,
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  Speaker 9: And on the other side of fear is what's really
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  Speaker 9: waiting on you for God really got for you. Is
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  Speaker 9: on the other side of fear. You just got to
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  Speaker 9: stop being afraid to jump. You gotta stop being afraid
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  Speaker 9: to take a chance. You gotta stop being afraid to
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  Speaker 9: go see You gotta stop being afraid to try something new.
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  Speaker 9: You gotta stop being afraid to put something you value
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  Speaker 9: up for risk. It's the only way you're going to
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  Speaker 9: win in life. Gotta take chances. Best things in life
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  Speaker 9: on the other side of fear. And last but not least,
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  Speaker 9: if you saw the size of the blessings that was
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  Speaker 9: coming your way, then you would understand the magnitude of
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  Speaker 9: the battle that you're fighting.
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  Speaker 5: All right, that's it, Drop it, baby, do it.
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