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FULL SHOW: Memory Lane, Strawberry Letter: Tweedle Dee, He's With Me - 3.3.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all don't know y'all all at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given them all.
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  Speaker 1: Back.
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  Speaker 4: A million bus busy.
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  Speaker 2: Listening to.
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  Speaker 5: To I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 3: You don't you love?
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  Speaker 6: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 7: Can't You got to turn the mouth turn?
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  Speaker 5: You probably got to turn mouth turn, mount the word
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  Speaker 5: of the mony upo me.
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  Speaker 1: Come come out? You think that I sure will? Good
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on digging
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: now on it only Steve Harley got a radio show
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: man instead of trying to be about the business. To y'all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing all I can. But you know what's crazy
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  Speaker 1: in the efforts that I make, I can do more.
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  Speaker 1: When my father used to tell me something when I
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  Speaker 1: was growing up, he says, son, when you've done your best,
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  Speaker 1: and you've done all you can, sit still for a
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  Speaker 1: second and just do a little bit more. Always remember that,
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  Speaker 1: he said. When you've done the best you can and
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  Speaker 1: you can done all you can think of, he say,
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  Speaker 1: sit still for a minute and do some more. And
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  Speaker 1: you know what I've discovered in my life, Always have
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  Speaker 1: a little more. I ain't ever just out out completely.
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  Speaker 1: I can't take another step. There ain't another breath in me.
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  Speaker 1: The ain't another thought I can produce. I'm never completely out, man.
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  Speaker 1: Just take a rest for a minute, man, and then
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  Speaker 1: just do a little bit more. And I can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you how many times that's helped me get over the top.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was watching a documentary about people climbing
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  Speaker 1: Mount Everest and how difficult climbing Mount Everest was, and
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  Speaker 1: how they have on the hill something called like a
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  Speaker 1: death zone or a killing zone, where the majority of
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  Speaker 1: people run out of oxygen and they have to turn back. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what's crazy is it's right in view of the summit.
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  Speaker 1: You can actually see the top of Mount Everest from there,
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  Speaker 1: but it's that little bit that's left that's just most difficult. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I forgot all the reasons why they said most people
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  Speaker 1: don't make it from there, and more people have lost
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  Speaker 1: their lives. And I don't know what it is, but
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  Speaker 1: the people that make it to the top of Mount efforts.
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  Speaker 1: They all had to go through that same zone of
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  Speaker 1: that same area, but they had a little bit more
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  Speaker 1: that allowed them to get to the top. You know,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people have had accidents up there trying that,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm not even really sure if Mount Everest analogy
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  Speaker 1: is a good one. But let's just break it down
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more. Let's just talk about life. There's
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  Speaker 1: a poem I learned back when I host pledging. It's
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  Speaker 1: called don't Quit. It goes like this, if I make
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  Speaker 1: a mistake, I'm just trying to drum it up, So
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  Speaker 1: here we go. It says, when things go wrong, as
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  Speaker 1: they sometimes will, when the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
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  Speaker 1: when your funds are low and your debts are high,
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  Speaker 1: when you want to smile, but you have to sidhe,
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  Speaker 1: when cares are pressing you down a bit, resting you must,
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  Speaker 1: but don't quit. For life is queer with his twisting turns,
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  Speaker 1: as every one of us must sometimes learn. And many
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  Speaker 1: a fellow has turned about when he might have won
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  Speaker 1: had he stuck it out. So don't give up. Though
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  Speaker 1: the pace seems slow, you may succeed with another blow.
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  Speaker 1: Often the gold is nearer than it seems to a
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  Speaker 1: faint and a faltering man. And often the struggler has
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  Speaker 1: given up when he might have captured the victor's cup,
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  Speaker 1: And he learns too late, when the night came down,
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  Speaker 1: how close he was to the golden crown. Success is
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  Speaker 1: failure turned inside out. It's your silver tin of your
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  Speaker 1: clouds of doubt, and you never can tell how close
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  Speaker 1: you are. It may be nil when it seems afar.
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  Speaker 1: So stick to the fight, and your hardest hit is
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  Speaker 1: when things seem worse that you mustn't quit. I remember
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  Speaker 1: it because I had a special method of helping you
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  Speaker 1: remember stuff back then. But I remembered it, and that
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  Speaker 1: point right there has kept me. You know, we often
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  Speaker 1: talk about scripture and everything, and then I don't see
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  Speaker 1: how I could live without it. But every now and then, man,
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  Speaker 1: somebody has a writing. God puts a writing on somebody's
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  Speaker 1: heart that delivers a message man that can help people.
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  Speaker 1: I use every motivational tool that I possibly can to
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  Speaker 1: climb this letter of success or try to be the
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  Speaker 1: best father and the best husband I can be. I've
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  Speaker 1: done a lot of changing over the years, and so
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  Speaker 1: have you. But change is necessary in order to grow.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't make changes, folks, you can't grow. I
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  Speaker 1: was a young man on my set. I kept looking
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  Speaker 1: at him, and a sharp little young dude just on
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  Speaker 1: my set, and he had these dreads, and I mean
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  Speaker 1: they was super long. Man, they will well below the
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  Speaker 1: middle of his back. I mean, it was just long.
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  Speaker 1: And he kept talking to me, and he kept talking
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  Speaker 1: to me and talking to me. So young man kept
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  Speaker 1: talking to me, and I said, hey, man, you know
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  Speaker 1: you do huge self a favor in the business you're in.
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  Speaker 1: If you got a haircut, you would do yourself a
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  Speaker 1: huge favor. I said, your image is everything, man, I said,
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  Speaker 1: you keep stopping me in the hallway to try to
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  Speaker 1: tell me what you're doing, what you are, but all
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  Speaker 1: I see is your hair. Now, I keep trying to
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  Speaker 1: figure out what you're doing with all that hair. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Now you can feel how you want to feel. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm like an employer. I employed people. So when I'm
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  Speaker 1: walking through the hallway and I try to think of
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  Speaker 1: you traveling with me and you sitting in a meeting
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  Speaker 1: with me, I try to imagine you and your suit
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  Speaker 1: sitting there talking business with me. And so, just like
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  Speaker 1: other employers are, I'm just having a real story with you.
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  Speaker 1: So I said, man, you ought to consider cutting your hair.
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  Speaker 1: He said, Man, mister hobb, I've been growing his hair
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  Speaker 1: side as a little boy. I said, how old are
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  Speaker 1: you now? He said twenty eight? I said, well, how
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  Speaker 1: long you want to hang on to what you was
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  Speaker 1: when you was a little boy? You know, if you
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  Speaker 1: started growing your hair when you're a teenager. I mean
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  Speaker 1: you're twenty eight now. And I said, so, let me
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  Speaker 1: help you understand something. Let me ask you something. What
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  Speaker 1: does it do for you? He said, Man, it's just
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  Speaker 1: who I am. I said, so you your hair? He said, no, No,
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  Speaker 1: but it's a part of me. I say, that part
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  Speaker 1: of you that you're hanging on to. What does it
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  Speaker 1: do for you? I just like it? Well, dog, I
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  Speaker 1: like ice cream, but I feed that. But if I
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  Speaker 1: hang on ice cream and eat ice cream every single day,
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  Speaker 1: my body gonna reflect that. What is it that you
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  Speaker 1: hanging on to that you don't want to let go of?
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  Speaker 1: That's prohibiting you from being what all you can be? See,
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  Speaker 1: it's hard to be what all you can be if
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  Speaker 1: you want to keep being all you was? Don't that
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  Speaker 1: make sense to you? So I can't tell you how
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  Speaker 1: many times I've had to change. Change is necessary to grow.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be all you can be if you want
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  Speaker 1: to keep hanging on to all you was. That don't
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  Speaker 1: make no sense. How do you go forward? If you
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  Speaker 1: keep going backwards. You can't stay here and go there.
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  Speaker 1: Do you understand that if you want to go over there,
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  Speaker 1: you must remove yourself from right here?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I got right Here is comfortable, I got right here
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  Speaker 1: is safe. But over there's where the shade is. Over
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  Speaker 1: There's where the fruit is. Over there is where the
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  Speaker 1: opportunity is. Over there is where the mountain of goal is.
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  Speaker 1: So why you stuck on here? You got to leave
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  Speaker 1: here to go over there. You can't be all you
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  Speaker 1: can be if you want to stay stuck on who
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  Speaker 1: you was. Change is growth is necessary. All let's go.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: let me have it. What you want, Steve, you undivided attention,
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  Speaker 1: But you're gonna do with it. I'm gonna share something
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  Speaker 1: with you. What the news, well, Steve, get to it.
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  Speaker 1: What is the news? Well? You ought to be grateful
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  Speaker 1: this morning because you woke up, you got all your faculties,
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  Speaker 1: you have a measure of health. God has given you
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  Speaker 1: a new opportunity of a new day. That's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of gratitude ought to be in here. Gratitude affects your attitude,
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  Speaker 1: which turns into a direct correlation with your altitude today
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  Speaker 1: in every way, every day, in every way, I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: better and better. Man, oh man, oh man, Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: am got me some love. What health I got? That's
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  Speaker 1: just fine. I take it. God, it will issue here there,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm working through it, getting bed at it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go Steve Robin Martin show Shall Strawberry Colin for real,
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  Speaker 1: mouth at the South Junior. The legend it is nephew
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Junior. What is it today?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, let me talk to you man, because you know
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  Speaker 9: you talked about last time we talked to that about discipline,
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  Speaker 9: you know, having a distance but going along with that
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  Speaker 9: or how has accountability play a role in this too?
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  Speaker 10: On your journey the accountability factory.
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  Speaker 1: Well, huh, that's an odd question because accountability varies from
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  Speaker 1: person to person. I would imagine in trying to stay
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  Speaker 1: with the question of accountability. See, I have reasons. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if I call it accountability, maybe you do.
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  Speaker 1: But I have reasons that I exist, very pointed reasons.
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  Speaker 1: My family, in the order of importance, I exist purely
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  Speaker 1: because of my God. Second, my family. The third most
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  Speaker 1: important thing after that is my relationships that I conform
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  Speaker 1: to out life, and then fourth is my business. I
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  Speaker 1: have very little time the older I get for foolishness
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  Speaker 1: in between. Now I know how to enjoy myself golf,
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  Speaker 1: cigar vacations. I have very little time for foolishness in between,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm too close to the tape to mess up. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm at a certain place on the wall. I've climbed
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  Speaker 1: a certain level on the letter, and at this age
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  Speaker 1: of sixty six, if I fall from this height, at
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  Speaker 1: this age, I don't have time to repair it. See,
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  Speaker 1: you can mess up. When you're thirty, you got time
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  Speaker 1: to fix it. Thirty five you can fix it. Forty
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  Speaker 1: you can fix it. You get up at that five
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  Speaker 1: oh mark. You got to cut all this monkey business
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  Speaker 1: down cause I don't know how you gonna keep fixing it.
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  Speaker 1: You running out of time. Your energy level they used
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  Speaker 1: to be, you understand. So I don't know what to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Yes, so God, family, relationships and business, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't fit in now. I really ain't got a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot of time for you. Please stop dming me,
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  Speaker 1: because I really don't know how to deals to people.
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  Speaker 1: Do that for me, tell me you call me, but
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  Speaker 1: very few people get returned. On the DM, waste of time.
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  Speaker 10: To DM, it's important, especially.
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  Speaker 1: As a grown man. All right, if I was single,
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  Speaker 1: I would accept them anyway.
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  Speaker 11: But on that note, coming up, in thirty two minutes
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  Speaker 11: after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as he
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  Speaker 11: runs that prank back.
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  Speaker 4: All right, the.
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  Speaker 11: Nephew is here to run that bring back, nephew, what
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  Speaker 11: you got for us?
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  Speaker 2: This right here is corporal punishment, Shirton, You understand, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's time.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to bring it back. Let's go, cat dog.
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  Speaker 12: Oh Hello, hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, I'm I'm trying to reach it, mister Cotton.
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  Speaker 12: Msmss Cotton.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, can you turn your radio or TV down? I
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  Speaker 2: can't really hear you.
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  Speaker 12: Oh yes, sir, My.
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  Speaker 2: Name is mister Lanson. I'm actually the new principal here
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  Speaker 2: at middle school.
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  Speaker 12: And what's the name again, mister Lanson?
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  Speaker 2: Mister Lanson? Okay, your your son? He attends middle school here?
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  Speaker 2: Am I correct?
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  Speaker 13: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Sir?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good listen. I'm the new principal here. We've just
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  Speaker 2: replaced the last principle and I'm actually calling around. What
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  Speaker 2: I've done is when I before I got here, I
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  Speaker 2: asked for a list of students that were you know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say problem kids, but you know
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  Speaker 2: that kind of get themselves in a little trouble here
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  Speaker 2: and there. And your son's name happens to be on
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  Speaker 2: the list.
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  Speaker 12: Name is on that list.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I got about I got about thirty five kids
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  Speaker 2: that are actually on this list, and your son is
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  Speaker 2: actually on the list, and you are, mister Cotton.
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  Speaker 12: Correct I am, mister Cotton. I mean are you sure
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  Speaker 12: you speaking about my son? Though?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's only there's only one on the list, sir.
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  Speaker 2: I'm it's it's it's what's been given to me. And
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  Speaker 2: what what I'm doing is calling around to all of
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  Speaker 2: the parents of the kids that are on this list
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  Speaker 2: and letting you guys know that I'm going to be
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  Speaker 2: keeping a closed eye on them as well as letting
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  Speaker 2: you know that I'm going to be reinstating corporal punishment
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  Speaker 2: here in the school.
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  Speaker 12: So so what's that.
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  Speaker 2: That's actually where if your son gets sent to the office,
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  Speaker 2: which is my office, then there will be paddling going on.
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  Speaker 2: And opposed to I don't believe in I don't believe
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  Speaker 2: in I don't believe in suspension. I believe in, you know,
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  Speaker 2: if we spank these kids, we can get them back
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  Speaker 2: in order.
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  Speaker 1: So, sir, here's my thing.
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  Speaker 2: I really truly believe that we get back to to
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  Speaker 2: you know, and I don't mean what I'm about to
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  Speaker 2: say to be harsh, but if we get back to beaten,
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  Speaker 2: we'll get these kids back in order.
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  Speaker 12: I mean, but I know he had troubled in English,
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  Speaker 12: but I don't think that calls for beaten.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, this has nothing to do with great sir.
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  Speaker 2: This has to do with punishment. And what I'm understanding
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  Speaker 2: is if your son is on my list, and if
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  Speaker 2: your son comes down to my office. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: take care of it right then and there.
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  Speaker 12: If my son come to your offer, you're gonna be
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  Speaker 12: on my list.
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  Speaker 1: Sir. I'm trying to get these kids back in order.
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  Speaker 2: That's the reason why I've been brought in and I've
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  Speaker 2: replaced the last principle you understand. So what I need
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  Speaker 2: from you is to get a to get a great
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  Speaker 2: understanding that if your child comes to my office, corporal
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  Speaker 2: punishment will be what he's going to deal with.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, I'll tell you what. Let my son come home
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  Speaker 12: and tell me he got some corporal punishment, and the
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  Speaker 12: next morning me and you're gonna do some corporal punishment.
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  Speaker 2: Sir. Do you want your child in order or do
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  Speaker 2: you want to be bailing his butt out of jail
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  Speaker 2: at the age of eighteen.
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  Speaker 12: They gonna be bailing me out of jail if you
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  Speaker 12: put your hands on my son.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, are you taking care of your son? Punishment wise?
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  Speaker 1: At home?
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  Speaker 12: You need to my son don't get in no trouble.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, here's the problem, parents not believing that their children
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  Speaker 2: get in any trouble.
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  Speaker 1: That's the first part.
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  Speaker 12: But I got email, I got a phone call, so
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  Speaker 12: the first phone call I get is going straight down
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  Speaker 12: whipping it. Ain't no letters sent home, ain't no email
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  Speaker 12: sent home saying day it's a problem.
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  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I don't, sir. I'll you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you once again, I am not going
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  Speaker 2: to have send your son into detention. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 2: call you. I'm gonna take care of my job. My
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  Speaker 2: job is to make it.
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  Speaker 12: I'm gonna take care of mine when you take care
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  Speaker 12: of yours. I'm gonna take care of mine. And that
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  Speaker 12: protect my son and you put your hands on him,
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  Speaker 12: and we got a problem.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna have a problem because nine time, I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 2: right now, I'm calling you and giving you the warning.
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  Speaker 2: Your son will be dealt with, and you're gonna be
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  Speaker 2: dealt with.
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  Speaker 1: Will be dealt with on a regular basis if needs be.
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  Speaker 12: You're gonna get dealt with on a regular But you're
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  Speaker 12: gonna get tired.
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  Speaker 2: Of seeing me, Okay, sir, Do I need to actually
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  Speaker 2: have corporal punishment with you?
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  Speaker 12: I tell you what, when you when you bring that
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  Speaker 12: corporal punishment to me, you better have the police there
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  Speaker 12: because they gonna need corporal punishment. They gonna need whatever,
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  Speaker 12: hell they're gonna need to slot team. When I get
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  Speaker 12: down and you put your hands on my son, I
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  Speaker 12: know that all you know what.
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  Speaker 2: Sir, Maybe maybe maybe the twipper needs to start with you.
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  Speaker 12: Matter of fact, what time do you go to lunch?
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  Speaker 12: If we can do this in front of the cafeteria and
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  Speaker 12: let all the kids see the principal get his corporal punishment.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Sir, sir, I'm not. I don't. I don't fear you, Kristal.
• 19:02
  Speaker 12: I want you to feel me because I want you
• 19:03
  Speaker 12: to stand there and take your whipping like a man.
• 19:05
  Speaker 12: I don't want to chase you're wearing on like no
• 19:07
  Speaker 12: little ground in school, Sir.
• 19:08
  Speaker 14: Sir, sir.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: The bottom line is corporal punishment is being instated. Your
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: son is gonna abide by it. You're gonna have to
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: accept it.
• 19:15
  Speaker 12: Or maybe maybe you need to tell you what you say.
• 19:17
  Speaker 12: You got thirty five names on your list, it better
• 19:19
  Speaker 12: be thirty fourcus God name may not be on no
• 19:22
  Speaker 12: corporal punishment list. I know that, sir, sir.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Listen, he's not on a corporal punishment list. He's on
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: a list of kid of kids that act up from
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: time to time.
• 19:31
  Speaker 12: Don't act up. My son is a model student. He
• 19:34
  Speaker 12: got a little trouble with English, you know, because his
• 19:37
  Speaker 12: mama a little slow. But that's my dad. I did that.
• 19:40
  Speaker 12: You know what I'm saying.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: You know what, Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: the child right now.
• 19:44
  Speaker 12: You're talking to a grown man. And if you put
• 19:47
  Speaker 12: your hands on my son, you gonna see that I'm
• 19:48
  Speaker 12: a grown man. When I come down, man, I only
• 19:51
  Speaker 12: want to put my hands on my son.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Then I guess it's gonna be a lot of kicking circle.
• 19:55
  Speaker 12: It's gonna be some kicky and you line them up,
• 19:58
  Speaker 12: sistant principal person, the cab lady, So I come down.
• 20:02
  Speaker 12: Then if she got something to say.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: You're gonna watch your tone.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: You understand me, and you're gonna you're gonna take what
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you. I don't care what you're saying. Everybody's
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: gonna bide. I put chains on the door. I make sure.
• 20:16
  Speaker 12: Joko putting change your name with Lance.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: You jokop I mister Lanson, and these kids are gonna
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: abide by what I want, and so are the parents.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: And you, mister Cotton, you're gonna have to toughen up
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: and let me do my job.
• 20:29
  Speaker 12: I tell you what. Then you're gonna do what you
• 20:31
  Speaker 12: got to do today. But when I get down there,
• 20:33
  Speaker 12: you better had the police.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: When I get there, I tell you who else I'm
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: gonna have here.
• 20:37
  Speaker 12: If you tell me who you gonna have down that is.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Mornings Show,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: because that's who I am.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Your coworker.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Silver, You've got me to preak phone call you.
• 20:53
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna break. Man, man,
• 21:10
  Speaker 12: I'm looking for.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Hey, listen, I got one more thing to ask you, mister.
• 21:18
  Speaker 12: What's that? Man?
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: What's the baddest radio show in the lane?
• 21:21
  Speaker 12: Many? I love?
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: All right, nephew, thank you.
• 21:30
  Speaker 11: Coming up next, ask the CLO chief Love Officer Steve
• 21:33
  Speaker 11: Harvey in the building right after this.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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• 22:13
  Speaker 11: It is time for as to CLO Chief Love Officer
• 22:17
  Speaker 11: Steve Harvey. This one is from LaDonna in Omaha. LaDonna says,
• 22:22
  Speaker 11: I'm twenty eight and I used to date one of
• 22:24
  Speaker 11: the guys at my job when I was in high school.
• 22:28
  Speaker 11: Guys flirt with me at work, and my ex tries
• 22:30
  Speaker 11: to be territorial.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Does he want me or is he just hating?
• 22:35
  Speaker 11: What?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit of both. You know, he dated
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: you in high school. He does have a memory, so
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: he wants you back, and it is hating and it's
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: being tot of territory. It's all of that. It's all
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: of it. He want you back, he's hating and he's
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: being territorial. That's all period. So what should she do?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, what you want to do? You want to
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: date him? That's the question. You know, she really trying
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: to figure out, you know, is he hating? And you
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: know she's flattered by it really and she just trying
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: to figure out in her youth, is that what she
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: want to do? That's up to you. But remember this now,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: exes is exes for a reason. Try to remember the reason.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Try to remember the reason, all the reasons. All right,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: them might be the same them, just older and.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: At work, all right, Sharon and making rights.
• 23:30
  Speaker 11: I stopped by my husband's office tuesday to get his
• 23:33
  Speaker 11: mail because he's out of town. There's a read's jeweler's
• 23:36
  Speaker 11: bill in my husband's name, but my husband hates credit cards.
• 23:40
  Speaker 11: Do you think I should open the mail or ask
• 23:42
  Speaker 11: my husband about it?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: First? No, I can't believe you ain't open it. I
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: know that's right. I would have what woman ain't opening?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Do you think I should open his mail? What your
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: husband's made a jeweler? Now, what you could do is
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: mess up something as a surprise he got for you.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know that's the only.
• 24:12
  Speaker 13: You know.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, this ain't gonna go good here? Yeah?
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: So should she ask her about it?
• 24:19
  Speaker 15: Then?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Why is she asking me that? I don't like I'm saying,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're waiting on you. I can't
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: believe you ain't opened it. I just don't know how
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you haven't opened it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 11: So well, maybe she's an honest person and she doesn't people's.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Oh I wouldn't anyone that doesn't have your name on it.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: But I would have to get arrested for that.
• 24:52
  Speaker 11: Well, you're not supposed to open other people's mail, and
• 24:55
  Speaker 11: you know that.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: That's what you want to You can open your spouse's mail.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Surely stop. I don't know what this self righteousness didn't
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: come from her. You would have opened it and read
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: it and called him about it. Girl, y'all need Hey,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: this is not This is not a white show, okay,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: so let's stop. That's what you're gonna stop doing. White.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: This is you know, you know, all of a sudden,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: you're just on the white show. Just girl. You this
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Steve Hardmore in the show.
• 25:29
  Speaker 11: I'm not saying that's maybe that's why she didn't open it, girl, girl,
• 25:35
  Speaker 11: I'm not saying what I would have done?
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: This is she did?
• 25:37
  Speaker 14: Girl?
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Asking should she?
• 25:40
  Speaker 15: She?
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Asking you as a black person.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Ship asking you.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: The l O?
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Or what did my black just say? Ain't Tommy what Tommy?
• 25:56
  Speaker 11: What is that?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I just gave it? It was a black answer, very
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: what are you? Won't she won't? All right? So you're
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: saying open sure surely? Good lord? Yes? Opening asking about
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: it to mess a little surprise up because he'd got
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you something from mother's dad. You Finnah messed that up?
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Now going to ask him about it? Sitting up here,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do it. You know what kind of show
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: this he is.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: We're gonna do a segment what was called black and
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: White where you answering chelands.
• 26:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, right now.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, we're gonna do that on
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: the note so we get an opening segment. We're gonna
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: let you answer, and then I'm gonna answer. The wis
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: post get in if we got that and somebody sometimes
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry lessons?
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Did you not hear me say I would have opened it?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Where was that?
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Where is that?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: What is this illegal? What is this illegal? Part come from?
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: It is illegal? But she's saying she would have done it.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: But this you going to spank your children? I didn't
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: know that it's illegal. I didn't know that. No, dog,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: you get in trouble now for spanking your kid? What
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: is y'all talking about?
• 27:12
  Speaker 11: You?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: You know that because you're black. That's why you don't
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: know what That's why.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: We don't know the law.
• 27:17
  Speaker 11: I'm black now, okay, go ahead. Moving on to Twana
• 27:25
  Speaker 11: and duval Tauana says, I'm a forty nine year old
• 27:28
  Speaker 11: married woman and I was at lunch with my husband
• 27:30
  Speaker 11: when his phone rang. He looked at it and turned
• 27:33
  Speaker 11: it over. It rang again, so I answered it, and
• 27:36
  Speaker 11: the lady on the phone said she is the party
• 27:38
  Speaker 11: planner for my surprise fiftieth birthday party.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: But I don't believe her. Does this sound crazy to
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: you too?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: No, she said she's the party planner for your fiftieth birthday.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: And you picked up the man's phone. He trying to
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: keep it a secret. You answered it, and she told
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: you what she was not mess that up too?
• 28:01
  Speaker 10: Black answer.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting you and I know you black card. Your
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: name is team.
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: Girl.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Ain't no white now? All right?
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: So she messed that up?
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 28:27
  Speaker 11: Onika and Mobile says, my twenty two year old cousin
• 28:32
  Speaker 11: is staying with me while she does her spring internship.
• 28:35
  Speaker 11: She's stinking up the place. I don't know how she
• 28:39
  Speaker 11: can get out of the shower and still be musty, but.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: It happens to suggest a stronger deodorant to her.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Oh ya, no, are you no good hair? Where you?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: You know what's up? Let's stop this here. We've grown
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: folks on this show right here. If you take them
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: a shower black and when you give out and you
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: still stink, this is not this ain't deodorant. You gotta
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: do so now you already know this here. You already
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: know this. Hit the wing because the kids in the car,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: so we ain't Finisha go here. You already know what
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: you're gonna stop this hill you finished. You shouldna find out.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I couldn't come home, be finished. Be all kinds of
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: products on the table, summer's eve baking. Poor start you
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: know her would be all kind of stuff on this
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: thing right here. Yeah, you finish, get all this hell,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: you already know what's happening. She sat up in here.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Fin to play this game with you. Finish. Get that
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: hot water bottle that's been on the back of the dough.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: You finish, get finish, get all that.
• 29:40
  Speaker 11: You know.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you can go too far.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: You great bottles.
• 29:45
  Speaker 12: I heard you.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: You didn't have to report it, Thank God, what the
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: little far in it? You didn't these mister Steve Harbin,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Martin show Man, My Sister Dale, Abraham and Solomon Dead
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: the lead a Bible. Hey, watch yourself, you just rang
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: the bell. Don't get yourself back in there.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: No, you did not.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: You don't know and drag um nothing in the Old Testament.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Try to use it earth and you're close to God.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Now you ought to know better. Your daddy was to
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: preach and everything you can ring my bell.
• 30:25
  Speaker 11: Tell up to you're listening, Steve Hard Morning Show. All right,
• 30:39
  Speaker 11: everybody's looking forward to some nice spring weather around the country.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Are man?
• 30:47
  Speaker 11: Now? That means kids are going to be at the playground.
• 30:49
  Speaker 11: Remember the playground when.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: You were kids, we walk?
• 30:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah, let's go that back down memory lane for a minute. Uh, Steve,
• 30:56
  Speaker 11: what was your favorite thing to play on the playground?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Flying board it's too high, sliding, bowled. I didn't care
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: how many kids was on it. My turn, and I
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: need everybody off for I snide because I'm away with
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: my jet skinny.
• 31:20
  Speaker 10: Like a rocket.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Did you slide on your stomach to you that I
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: did every kind of way, sloud stomach. I slipped with backwards.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I did the ball slide or you just slide on
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: your back. You be in a tough position and just
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: have your back to them. Yeah, tuck your shirty and
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: real good and ball up in the ball like bring
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: your knees up to your chest and then grab your
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: grab your legs so you could be like like a rocket. Yeah,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I would. That was that was high speed right there.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Oh what about the swing?
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Did you like the swing?
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: That was my one?
• 31:58
  Speaker 11: That was mine?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: That your man?
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Guess what if you get if you get as much
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: back and forth as you can go and then jump
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: off in air?
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, No, I never did that air jump off. No,
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: I didn't like jumping off. Did you all?
• 32:19
  Speaker 11: Pump? Have somebody standing over you while you were sitting
• 32:21
  Speaker 11: down and pump and make the swing go really high?
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pull me back, pull me back.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're a little high.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: We're about to go over this thing.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Wrap around. You have a go up to you? Come
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: down you jerk? Oh yes, yes, yes, that's when it
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: is up to. Yeah, that's right, that's when you gotta
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: slow down away.
• 32:45
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 32:46
  Speaker 11: What about what about the sea saw? No, it's my
• 32:49
  Speaker 11: least favorite. Try the sea saw sea saw. Then they
• 32:56
  Speaker 11: jump off and you'd hit the ground.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Tricky that that would not be cool.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: But not surely the older kids would spend the younger
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: kids on that little that little, that little thing that
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: goes around and around. Yeah, yeah, that they would spend
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: you way too hard. Yeah, you got to say, I
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: get off and lay on the ground. Call it because
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I'm because I'm dizzy.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, I used to hate being Disney.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: We always want to I hate taking his little to
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: the park. What he the one gets your dizzy playing
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: with your little students. I'm seventeen. I gotta take this
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: little seven year old food.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Here he needed.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: We had the park twelve minutes before we go back home.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: We ain't been there but twelve.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Minutes, playing hair and play so we can go. You
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: didn't play with them? Yeah, I do this with you.
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: What did you want?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I'm one years old, he's sick. I got to take
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: it a little stupid, pick him up, set him in
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: the swing. This too hot? Shut up? Wait a minute,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: did you say? You just set him in the swing
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: and he said, this too hot? It's too hot? Shut up.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I stopped pushing. He got good at the while, But
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: when I first took him up there, I'll be pushing.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: He'd be crying. Go home right now?
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Did you see with him?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: See? You know it's up on the roof of our house.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: See tell me a little bit of sea sawt He
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: put me on the lift. You know they got the
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: little uh, the little hobby horses. They stuck in the ground.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: He put your yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah rock. I could
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: rock back and I used to pull it back far
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: as the little horse. I put the horse tail on
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: the ground, then let it go slop off of that.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: You have that a little hard.
• 34:52
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: It lasting through all kinds of weather.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: It did this summer.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: It was great every summer. It was great.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: What about the monkey bar?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Love monkey Yeah?
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: If I could skip one, I get girls, if you
• 35:06
  Speaker 9: skip a monkey bar, you know you don't have to
• 35:08
  Speaker 9: go on the road. Girls thought that was really hot
• 35:12
  Speaker 9: right there. I bet I can skip a bar. You
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: can skip a bar?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: What cackle?
• 35:20
  Speaker 11: Wow?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Around different now, no, I don't have ye.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Someone you know the slides and all that, they got that,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: but they got they got rubber ball.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: It's different. We had a hard ground. They got we fell.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: That was it your head?
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Why oh I got hit in the head with the
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: swing before?
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Why was you in the way of the swim?
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: I didn't think I was. I thought I was far
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: enough out, But they swung so high.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: They got me. It's too big not to see the swing.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: And they were really big when I was little, really
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: big when I was a.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Little blowing into them. But I didn't see this ball back.
• 36:03
  Speaker 15: You know how we was playing ball, and you know
• 36:06
  Speaker 15: how when the person's at home plate getting ready to bow, Yeah,
• 36:09
  Speaker 15: they tell the next person step back, and I had
• 36:12
  Speaker 15: to step back. So when the girl hit the ball,
• 36:15
  Speaker 15: the ball, the crap, you ain't being over there.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: If you nick, you need to be well. On the
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: other side, I wasn't listening.
• 36:22
  Speaker 16: I was a kid.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I wasn't here. Yeah, you get big enough to see
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: some Okay, then you can talk. But guess what, let
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: me tell you what you did know what you knew?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: This sound that dog on the street like getting ready
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: to come on and.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you got to get to thinking about that.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: You cannot stay at the parking night. It changed that night, you.
• 36:51
  Speaker 14: Know you can.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: That's when the hoodlams come out here.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah it changed.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah the first time somebody he's too old to be
• 36:57
  Speaker 10: at the park over here.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, same for you, Steve.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: What the street lighte uh huh?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sady, I stayed out at street lights came over
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: and I knew the call was coming. Oh yeah, so
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: when you got home, yeah right there, yeah, yeah, and
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: he don't do too.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Would you rather?
• 38:03
  Speaker 11: Would you rather be surrounded by clear blue water or
• 38:06
  Speaker 11: a lush, beautiful green forests?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Clear blue water? We didn't say nothing about no beach,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: jun What did you just say? Around it?
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: Surrounded by clear blue water?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Now? Yeah, see that's that's make all the difference in
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: the world. I'm gonna get in that forest so I
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: can walk off or something like that water just surround it.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Not have been surrounded by blue water. If you ain't
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: in the right size equipment, it's not it's scary, too
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: much scared, all right?
• 38:47
  Speaker 11: Moving on to would you rather have great sex in
• 38:51
  Speaker 11: one position or average sex in several positions?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: A lot of folk going no average is good too,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: it don't. I don't know. That's like fried chicken. Two
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: days later it's still whoa You better ask somebody you.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Had a difference of opinion.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: No, No, I didn't.
• 39:09
  Speaker 9: I said average. That's fine in several positions there. You
• 39:11
  Speaker 9: get a lot of stuff we can do in here.
• 39:13
  Speaker 9: But it's not gonna be great though.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Because good is addictive. I don't don't nobody want that.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: That's you get caught up?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Who you talking to when about it's good?
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to understand what.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: You say. Good good sex is overrated. It really is.
• 39:31
  Speaker 10: Doing all kinds of stuff it is because then you
• 39:34
  Speaker 10: gonna want to do this all the time. And I
• 39:36
  Speaker 10: got to go to work.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I got stuff to do.
• 39:43
  Speaker 15: You learn something new every.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 39:47
  Speaker 11: Would you rather have a bidet on your toilet? Or
• 39:50
  Speaker 11: would you rather have heated seats in your car?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Got both of them? You go ahead, rich boy? Got
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: you shut up? You've got them to you're the one
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: who showed them to me. Stop jumped out there first.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Well I got both of them, So what I ain't got?
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know how people go no more without want
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: of them. I just don't know how you do it? Really,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: really boy?
• 40:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't want to sound crazy, but what is
• 40:21
  Speaker 10: a midday?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Come on, come on, what is it? A new house?
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: How about that? I'm gonna send one over there, I
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: tell you, man, I'm about to see what this is.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: It looks like a toilet, but it shoots water.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Boa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa wo wo wo whoa. You
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: said you're gonna send him one over there? Okay, you
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: heard missed her dream Dre sit there and wait and
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: see if little rich Sedle send you the day to
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: your house.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: That's today's Would you rather.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Live in the bathroom after you get this? You're gonna
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: stay in there? Hey this is John Legend.
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• 41:09
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  Speaker 1: What's up? This is Chris Rock. Hey, guys, what up?
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  Speaker 15: Good morning?
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: This is Tony Braxton.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: You already know what time?
• 41:17
  Speaker 16: And it's boy DC young fly. You're listening to the
• 41:19
  Speaker 16: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Uh,
• 41:29
  Speaker 16: this segment is called it you think you know stress?
• 41:31
  Speaker 16: Carla found this article and Carla, what was the article about?
• 41:35
  Speaker 11: Talking about our stress versus the kids today and their stress?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really like a meme and it said
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: you think you know stress?
• 41:42
  Speaker 15: When I was a kid, if you missed a TV show,
• 41:46
  Speaker 15: you just missed it forever.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Like, Yes, that wasn't no d V all, v C all,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: what's none of That wasn't no retaking on We're going
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: to add at a later date, No all original programming.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: They couldn't add at a later date because it wasn't
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: but three stations, no way. And the TV went off
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: at twelve.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: James Evans And when he died, you missed that. You
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: don't miss the stress.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: You got to change the channel? You mean I got
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: to get up and walk over there and turn it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: You think you know stress? That's it Steve? Who took
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: the knob off this TV? Where the knob stress?
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: A hanger in? It is the players plighters for the antenna.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: You have a hanger?
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 42:42
  Speaker 11: Who more?
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Rabbit is done a long time.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: Stress?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: She is know nothing.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: You stay off the phone. I'm expecting a call as
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: this is a one way here. Okay, just a one
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: way phone. It can be busy.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Hang up so somebody else can use the phone.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: One bathroom in the whole house.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: You think you no stress nothing?
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: You ain't been spressed to your daddy, tell you to
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: bring him something while he hit in that bathroom.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: That stress, that stress. Hey, Tommy, I was taking a
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: bath when my daddy came in there to use the bathroom.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: You're just going just sat there right and the toilet
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: was right next hooded tub. Oh my god, I watched
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: him pull his pants down and sit down and open
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: up that newspaper start And man, I was about eight
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: years old the first time when I said, I was
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: just lowering myself down in his suge man and just
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: let the sugs get up in my nose because I
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: can't believe it's right here. She saw me in that's
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: flashing around. I had a mask on and everything. I
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: looked up with my little mask on and he was
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: in there. Boy, I got into the down room. I can't.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I can't wait on you to get out of here.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Gone gone play like you're playing. Play you know what
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: you just done that you know right now. I'm just
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: trying to breathe though. I mean I'm talking about like
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I wasn't even like I wasn't even now, Man, you're
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: gonna read the whole news. Boy, this one him not
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: to play. Cut Lord Jesus disgusting, disgusting, about fifteen minutes.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Then he got up and flushed and walked out. I
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: just got out the tub and took one tiel and
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: wrapped it around my head. Just stood damn man in
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: the back who were trying to figure out what the
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: hell had happened to me?
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: Yourself?
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: So these kids don't know what about this one right here?
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Go to your room. What do you mean the room
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: with nothing in it? You mean this room that don't
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: have a TV. There's no video, there's no TV's my
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: games is down in the basement. Go to that room,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: the one ain't number in here with this bed with
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: a cardboard box that turned up as a night stand.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: You talking about this room that ain't got nothing but
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: the overhead light that I only can turn to switch
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: off when you say cut it off? All right, all right,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: you don't know stress one that no claset. All my
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: stuff is hanging on a hook on the wall. The
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: whole wall drove was on the hook on the wall.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: All right, guys, thank you. Coming up next, it is
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: the nephew and today's prank phone call. Right after this, Hey, y'all,
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: this is Monica.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: This is Spike Lee. Hey, This is Mary J. Blood. Yo,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: this is Stephen A. Smith.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: Hey, this is Chaka Kahan.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: You have no idea what it is. This is Carlos Miller.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: And this may or may not be the Steve Harvey
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Morning Show.
• 46:21
  Speaker 11: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 46:29
  Speaker 11: at the top of the hour right about four minutes after.
• 46:31
  Speaker 11: It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
• 46:34
  Speaker 11: tweetl D.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: He's with me.
• 46:37
  Speaker 11: We'll find out get today, We'll find out what it's
• 46:39
  Speaker 11: all about. Yeah, tweetl D He's with me is the subject.
• 46:42
  Speaker 11: Right now, it's time for the nephew with today's prank
• 46:46
  Speaker 11: phone call. What you got for his neph that's.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Right, here's Johnson's Freedom Paper, Johnson Freedom Papers.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, let's go catch.
• 46:58
  Speaker 13: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Franklin Franklin Johnson's League.
• 47:04
  Speaker 14: Yeah, this is good Franklin.
• 47:05
  Speaker 13: How you doing today? And my name is My name
• 47:07
  Speaker 13: is Kyle Kyle Green.
• 47:08
  Speaker 12: I'm with the.
• 47:10
  Speaker 13: Immigration Department of the State of Tennessee.
• 47:13
  Speaker 14: Uh yeah, how can I help you?
• 47:15
  Speaker 13: You were you were born and raised in Tennessee? Am
• 47:17
  Speaker 13: I correct?
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 47:19
  Speaker 12: Born and raised in Tennessee?
• 47:21
  Speaker 13: Okay, now, uh do you do you still live in
• 47:25
  Speaker 13: the Tennessee area. Now are you in a different states?
• 47:28
  Speaker 11: All right?
• 47:28
  Speaker 14: And that's it's still here. All my say, I'm the
• 47:31
  Speaker 14: only consint he's still here, living good, okay, all right.
• 47:35
  Speaker 13: So here's what's going on. It's been brought to our
• 47:39
  Speaker 13: attention here at the Immigration that anyone in the state
• 47:42
  Speaker 13: of Tennessee who has the last name of Johnson. And
• 47:47
  Speaker 13: I don't even know how to break this to you
• 47:49
  Speaker 13: or tell this to you, but it's it's been brought
• 47:51
  Speaker 13: to our attention here at the Immigration that anyone in
• 47:54
  Speaker 13: the state of Tennessee last name Johnston for some reason,
• 47:57
  Speaker 13: and we're going to fix the problem. But for some
• 48:00
  Speaker 13: reason they're saying no.
• 48:01
  Speaker 8: Johnson's are free, you know, like there's claws or something
• 48:06
  Speaker 8: and some paperwork or whatever. But what we need is
• 48:09
  Speaker 8: we need all the Johnson's to come in by six o'
• 48:12
  Speaker 8: by six o'clock today so we can try to take
• 48:14
  Speaker 8: care of the problem. If not, if all Johnson's that
• 48:18
  Speaker 8: are not reported in by six will have to get
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: picked up.
• 48:21
  Speaker 14: I know this is a joke, like we even I
• 48:24
  Speaker 14: know this is Joe Baby, I'm free.
• 48:26
  Speaker 13: What are you talking about?
• 48:28
  Speaker 14: Like, well, you t talking about this.
• 48:32
  Speaker 12: He's talking about the Johnson's ain't free.
• 48:33
  Speaker 14: What do you what are you talking about, Bumpy Johnson
• 48:36
  Speaker 14: got for I don't know anybody attacking Johnson's out.
• 48:40
  Speaker 8: Uh no, sorry, this is this is a real this
• 48:43
  Speaker 8: is I know this is crazy to get a phone
• 48:46
  Speaker 8: call like this, but like I say, it's we got
• 48:49
  Speaker 8: some paperwork here. Everybody's scramming around trying to get to
• 48:52
  Speaker 8: the bottom of this. But the bottom line is we
• 48:55
  Speaker 8: need all the Johnson's to come in because right right now,
• 48:59
  Speaker 8: in the state of Tennessee, no person with the last
• 49:01
  Speaker 8: name of Johnson is free right now.
• 49:02
  Speaker 14: And get the god in.
• 49:04
  Speaker 12: What are you talking about?
• 49:05
  Speaker 14: What are you talking about?
• 49:06
  Speaker 13: Are you black? Yeah? I'm black, but yeah I'm black.
• 49:11
  Speaker 14: Are you free?
• 49:12
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm free?
• 49:14
  Speaker 14: So what are you talking about? Coming to me talking
• 49:16
  Speaker 14: about the sister my last name Johnson? My family got
• 49:18
  Speaker 14: to come down to immigration because we ain't free. Who
• 49:21
  Speaker 14: the hell are you calling me talking about the crap
• 49:23
  Speaker 14: like that?
• 49:24
  Speaker 11: Man?
• 49:24
  Speaker 13: Okay, sir, the problem. We're gonna fix the problem, but
• 49:27
  Speaker 13: we need all Johnson's to come in. We're gonna fix
• 49:31
  Speaker 13: the census or something. I'm sorry, are you the head
• 49:36
  Speaker 13: of the census.
• 49:38
  Speaker 14: I know I'm not something like that. Like, why are
• 49:39
  Speaker 14: you probably talking about Johnson? You are some Uncle Tom
• 49:43
  Speaker 14: pulling me talking about Johnson that we ain't free and
• 49:47
  Speaker 14: we got to come down, and he's threatening my family,
• 49:50
  Speaker 14: this guy, I'm not I'm not sure, I'm not.
• 49:53
  Speaker 13: I'm not threatening you all right? Like I said, my
• 49:55
  Speaker 13: name is Kyle Green, I'm with immigrations. I'm just trying
• 49:58
  Speaker 13: to fix the problem.
• 49:59
  Speaker 14: You know better than me because your name is Green,
• 50:02
  Speaker 14: so y'all know me after the Johnsons.
• 50:05
  Speaker 13: Sure, I'm not staying I'm better than you because my
• 50:07
  Speaker 13: last name is Green. I'm saying we have Chyle. You
• 50:10
  Speaker 13: are so saying that, Kyle, mister Green, my name is Johnson.
• 50:14
  Speaker 13: We come from a long line at Johnson's. And don't
• 50:16
  Speaker 13: let me have the bumpy Johnson on you cause you
• 50:18
  Speaker 13: saw how he.
• 50:19
  Speaker 14: Was cutting off soap. Don't play with them?
• 50:23
  Speaker 13: Okay, sure can we? I want to help you and
• 50:28
  Speaker 13: I want to help all the jobs. Okay, you ain't helping.
• 50:31
  Speaker 14: Nobody but yourself, mister Green. Uncle Tom, I sold y'all
• 50:35
  Speaker 14: life in Jiango the house for I bet you want
• 50:40
  Speaker 14: them lights green eye terns. How are looking most think
• 50:43
  Speaker 14: a good head. I'm black, Rep Me, I got a
• 50:46
  Speaker 14: wide nose and I'm proud to be black, and they're
• 50:48
  Speaker 14: gonna have your life to bring my my family down there.
• 50:52
  Speaker 14: You got some guys for nerves. It's all this tobolism.
• 50:55
  Speaker 14: My mother sus.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 50:59
  Speaker 13: Can I took you to come down the immigration?
• 51:02
  Speaker 14: That's Kyle sound like a life getting bubble, Kyle Green?
• 51:06
  Speaker 12: That sound licensed?
• 51:08
  Speaker 11: Sir?
• 51:09
  Speaker 13: Can I get you to come down the immigration by now?
• 51:12
  Speaker 12: You can not have me come in.
• 51:13
  Speaker 14: I'm gonna come down there with my god old home
• 51:15
  Speaker 14: bussy Johnson and we're gonna turn it up.
• 51:18
  Speaker 13: Okay, So is your wife's last name Johnson?
• 51:22
  Speaker 12: Too?
• 51:22
  Speaker 14: Worry about what my white class name is. Don't try
• 51:25
  Speaker 14: to shut up?
• 51:27
  Speaker 12: Okay?
• 51:28
  Speaker 13: Is your is your mother still living?
• 51:30
  Speaker 14: Don't worry about my mama still living? You don't have to.
• 51:32
  Speaker 14: I'm about to hang this guy showed up. You're saying
• 51:36
  Speaker 14: cross the line you like getting bubbles?
• 51:38
  Speaker 13: Okay, Okay, sir. All I know is that you know
• 51:42
  Speaker 13: we got you. We were trying to get as many
• 51:44
  Speaker 13: Johnson as mihood to come in. Tell me tom Me
• 51:47
  Speaker 13: is the one that told us to call you? Okay, Franklin,
• 51:51
  Speaker 13: that's who told us to call you boom. Tommy said,
• 51:55
  Speaker 13: you probably want to call Franklin Johnson and get him
• 51:58
  Speaker 13: on the line because he you know a lot of
• 52:00
  Speaker 13: the other Johnson's, and you can get them all to
• 52:02
  Speaker 13: come in.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: That's what I know.
• 52:03
  Speaker 14: What you think you think, I'm got mother been going
• 52:05
  Speaker 14: around the boy, but Johnson. That's how they came home
• 52:08
  Speaker 14: from after there was one black mother thig taking him
• 52:10
  Speaker 14: over the boat talk about they was going on vacation
• 52:12
  Speaker 14: and they came one way over here.
• 52:14
  Speaker 12: I'm not rounding them though.
• 52:15
  Speaker 14: God, who the hell is Tommy?
• 52:18
  Speaker 13: Tommy? Man, Tommy says you would do it? Tommy said,
• 52:21
  Speaker 13: you would.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: Be cool with it?
• 52:23
  Speaker 14: I don't know, no, God, Tommy, he sounded like.
• 52:25
  Speaker 13: When too Okay, do you know do you know nephew
• 52:29
  Speaker 13: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Lorny Show.
• 52:31
  Speaker 12: Do you know that's? Oh?
• 52:36
  Speaker 14: I got my blood bresh up?
• 52:42
  Speaker 13: Hey, man, Oh man, ain't Franklin, Yes, hein't Franklin taking
• 52:47
  Speaker 13: us out? Man, your boy Jay Rob is the one
• 52:50
  Speaker 13: that got me the brank phone. Call you man, Oh
• 52:53
  Speaker 13: he ain't.
• 52:53
  Speaker 14: He ain't allowed over to the barbecue?
• 52:55
  Speaker 12: Man?
• 52:56
  Speaker 14: Was he a whiskey's?
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: He?
• 52:58
  Speaker 14: Was he drinking? Some of that whiskey when he.
• 53:02
  Speaker 12: I don't know what it was.
• 53:03
  Speaker 13: When I called him brother, he wanted me to make
• 53:05
  Speaker 13: so he frank Franklin, Jesus Christ oh man, and you
• 53:13
  Speaker 13: got to tell me this break and give it to me, baby,
• 53:16
  Speaker 13: Franklin Johnson, you got to tell me this.
• 53:19
  Speaker 14: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 53:22
  Speaker 14: show in the lake, The Steve Harvey Show with nephew Tommy.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: You went there on him, Tomas Tommy. He had you
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: shift up a little bit, though he sounded he had
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: you all balance a little bit because he was serious
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, Bumpy Johnson, when he okay, oh, you
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: can't come around up all the Johnsons. I ain't that
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: blankety blink? See you light skin? Ain't you?
• 53:54
  Speaker 11: You?
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Probably one of them light skin tars? Howard look at
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: boy boy, good hair, boy boy. He was mad. He
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: was hot. Kyle Green sound like a man. Is your
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: is your wife?
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Last name?
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: John? Don't worry about my wife? Is your mother? Still? See?
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: You don cross the line now. Man.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: He was gonna come down there, and yeah, he was
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: bout it. All the Johnson's to come down so we
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: can get these papers together not.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: Free, got that life?
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Hold up, man, is you black? Yeah? Oh so you
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: done got your uncle Tom? Now you go round up.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: See that's you that you was on Jane Gold all
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: his reference was light skinned Terres Howard, Jane Gold. You
• 54:52
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  Speaker 11: Subject tweetled d He's with me, Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm
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  Speaker 11: thirty eight years old, and I moved back to my
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  Speaker 11: hometown to take care of my daddy. My eighteen year
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  Speaker 11: old son lives more lived there temporarily to attend a
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  Speaker 11: vocational school, and he's living with his daddy while he's there.
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  Speaker 11: Before I moved back to town, my son's daddy was
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  Speaker 11: begging me to stay with him and my son I
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  Speaker 11: told him I'd rather stay with my dad because my
• 57:15
  Speaker 11: son told him that his dad has a crazy girlfriend
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  Speaker 11: and she pops up at the house all the time.
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  Speaker 11: I was expecting to have a lot of great sex
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  Speaker 11: with my son's dad, because he is the best I've
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  Speaker 11: ever had. Little did I know that the great sex
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  Speaker 11: would come with so much unnecessary drama. As soon as
• 57:34
  Speaker 11: I got back to town, my son's dad wouldn't stop
• 57:37
  Speaker 11: sweating me. He begged me to go out on dates,
• 57:40
  Speaker 11: and he loves showing me off to all of his friends.
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  Speaker 11: In the process of doing that, I guess he forgot
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  Speaker 11: he had a girlfriend. I started getting harassed by an
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  Speaker 11: older lady named Tish. I found out that she's like
• 57:53
  Speaker 11: twenty years older than us. She would follow us around
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  Speaker 11: town and too much is happening nowadays, would love to try.
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  Speaker 4: So I was scared of her.
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  Speaker 11: It wasn't until she got smart with the cashier at
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  Speaker 11: the grocery store one day and got her tail beat
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  Speaker 11: that I realized she wasn't a threat. That's when I
• 58:11
  Speaker 11: started giving her the same energy she was giving me.
• 58:14
  Speaker 11: She posted a photo of me and my son's dad
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  Speaker 11: on Facebook and captioned it tweedled d and tweedled dumb
• 58:21
  Speaker 11: because everyone calls me D. So I commented tweetl D
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  Speaker 11: he's with me and it started a big mess. Now
• 58:29
  Speaker 11: all of her old friends are attacking me on Facebook greate.
• 58:33
  Speaker 11: Sex with my ex started a big mess with Tish
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  Speaker 11: and them. How can I get these older ladies to chill?
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  Speaker 12: Well?
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  Speaker 4: How can you get these older ladies to chill?
• 58:44
  Speaker 11: You're probably not going to be able to get them
• 58:46
  Speaker 11: to chill because they don't have anything better to do.
• 58:49
  Speaker 11: I mean if they did, if they had a life,
• 58:51
  Speaker 11: they wouldn't be messing with you and harassing you. Tish
• 58:54
  Speaker 11: thinks you've stolen her man and she's got her girls
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  Speaker 11: on board to help get you. You out of the way.
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  Speaker 11: And what is with you and him anyway? I mean,
• 59:05
  Speaker 11: did he cheat on you? Like he's cheating on you
• 59:08
  Speaker 11: like he's cheating on Tish with you? Is that why
• 59:11
  Speaker 11: you guys broke up? I mean, do you still want him?
• 59:14
  Speaker 11: Orre you guys trying to get back together?
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  Speaker 4: What is going on?
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  Speaker 11: He's showing you off to his friends and taking you
• 59:20
  Speaker 11: on dates and stuff. Does he wants you to stay
• 59:23
  Speaker 11: at his house? I'm trying to figure this out. What
• 59:26
  Speaker 11: is going on with this relationship. It sounds like you
• 59:28
  Speaker 11: two get along outside of the great sex.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: So what is it?
• 59:32
  Speaker 11: Because it sure sounds like more than just a sexual
• 59:35
  Speaker 11: relationship here. I mean, we need some answers. The problem
• 59:39
  Speaker 11: is you've got to decide if the great sex or
• 59:41
  Speaker 11: the best sex ever as you say, is worth all
• 59:44
  Speaker 11: the drama with Tish in them, because it doesn't sound
• 59:47
  Speaker 11: like Tish and the Golden Girls are going to stop
• 59:49
  Speaker 11: harassing you anytime soon.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: So this is a decision you're going to have to make.
• 59:54
  Speaker 11: Either go over there and stay with him, or leave
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  Speaker 11: him and just be with your daddy and mind your
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 11: own business.
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  Speaker 1: Jeeve, Wow, you're thirty eight, moved back to your hometown.
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  Speaker 1: Take care of your daddy. You got a son that's eighteen,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: lives with his daddy while he's there, and before you
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: move back, your son's daddy was begging you to stay
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: with him and your son. I told him I'd rather
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: stay with my dad because my son told me that
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: his dad has a crazy girlfriend and she pops up
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: at the house all the time. I finna tell you why.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: I was expecting to have a lot of great sex
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: with my son's dad, because he's the best to ever had.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Little did I know that the great sex would come
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: with so much unnecessary drama. So as soon as you
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: got back to town, your son's daddy wouldn't stop sweating.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: You begged you out on dates, love showing you off
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: to all their friends. And then in the process he
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: forgot he had a girl. I started getting harassed by
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: older lady named Now, let's stop right here. First of all,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: her name is not Tish. It's not no when you're
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: older woman, see like she's probably like over fifty.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's twenty years older than them.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Oh so she at least fifty eight fifty eight? Right,
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  Speaker 1: God dog, Well, then her name is not Tish. Nobody
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: was named Tish back then. That was the nickname. Her
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: name to Shina. Her name is to Shina. So let's
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: get that straight right now. So already you have a
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: problem because you were dealing with somebody that was born
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: before nineteen seventy. Oh, I can't tell you what comes
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: with this now. It's a lot come with this girl.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: She's twenty years older than us. She follow us around
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: on town. Know, it's too much happening nowadays? She got
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: time to follow you around. She retired and she's retired.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: She following you around you in a love triangle, and
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: then you found out that she wasn't all that threatening you.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: You were scared of it. Then she got to put
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: by a cashier down at the grocery store. That's another
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: sign that you old in there fighting about coupons and everything.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: This see this was why are you fighting with the
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: cash Either you got the money or you don't some coupons,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: or she told you you had to put something back
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: and you felt like you didn't have to, or she
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: asked for a price check and you said, I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you right now is a dollar eighty, Well, we're gonna
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: do a price check. That's how you got in a
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: fight with the cash Here she owed she got these
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: coupons that y'all wouldn't give her that tooth for one.
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  Speaker 11: The subject is tweetl d he's with.
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  Speaker 1: Me thirty eight year old lady to mess round and
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: got involved with her ex that's the father of her child.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: She moving back in town to help her daddy out.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: He wanted her to move back in with them. He's
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: great sex, best she ever had. She was thinking about it,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: but her son called the one time and said, be careful.
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  Speaker 1: He got this crazy girlfriend to pop up all time.
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  Speaker 1: That's cause she retired so she ain't got to be
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: at work. You know, she go to bingo night and
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: then come over. You know she doing all this? Is
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: she old? She said in the letter. She's twenty years
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: older than us. So the woman is fifty eight and
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: you say her name is Tish. I told you that's
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: not her name. If she's fifty eight, she was born
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: probably before nineteen seventy, would that be right? Yeah? Before? Yeah, So,
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  Speaker 1: ain't nobody named Tishoto. That's a nickname.
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  Speaker 4: But her name is to Shina, shut out, to to
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  Speaker 4: Shina arnold, to Shina and to is.
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  Speaker 1: Up your back? Now you now you he's showing you
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: off around town and everything, and he'd have forgot he
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: got this crazy girlfriend. She just started running up on you,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: threatening you and everything. And then you found out she
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: got in a fight at the grocery store and got
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: a who fights a cash here at a grocery store?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Old people? Oh and what do you fight at the
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: cash here? About coupon? Pool steal? Cutting out coupon? She
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: ain't got no app none of that. She's sitting them
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: in that news paper collecting him coupon. And they were
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: fighting with some Uncle Ben because Uncle Ben said, if
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: you buy one, you get one free. But her coupon
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: had expired, and she thought she well, she couldn't get
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: down here last week because she had to go pick
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: up her medicine. And you ought to understand that and
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: let her have this extra box of right, but you didn't,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: So to shea swung on it now a young girl
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: of what you have it and the young girl beat
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: I asked about that uncle here right, So now now
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: you don't start giving her the same mess she giving you.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: So anyway, She then posted a picture you and your
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: son's daddy on Facebook and captured dick, tweetl d and
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: tweeted dumb because everybody called me d so I commented,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: tweeted d he's with me and all that started a
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: big mess. Now all of her old friends are attacking
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: me on Facebook. And let me tell you something. You
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: up against something because old people on faithbook, they ain't
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: on Instagram, they ain't on TikTok. All people is on Facebook.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Now her old friends is attacking. So now Jared, Deine,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: in you, haul letter.
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  Speaker 17: In you, when in you, Clara, the whole gang all
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 17: names too, Barbara, Betty, Susan names don't.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Nobody have no more? Nobody gives the girls head Charley
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, so you know all these names right here.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: So now you done got into this old world. But
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: it's real simple to get out of it. You say,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: great sex with my ex started a big mess. And
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Tish nip with tishnick listen, that's that's Tishina, Juddine Tall Letter,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Gwynn and Clara four, nobody name of their baby parent, nobody.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: They sitting around, They going to bingo night. They they
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: in a quilt contest. They down there participating, participating in
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Bakoff's they doing. Uh, let me see what else they're doing. Oh,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: they play cards. Yeah, oh you know what they do now?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: But they play cards. Now, they play peanut. You don't
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: hardly nobody know how to play peanut anymore. They playing
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: peanutle and tunk. You got to be hood to play tunk.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: So now you're up against that. How do I get
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: these older ladies to chill? First of all, ignore them
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: on Facebook. There is no back and forth if you
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: don't go back. See fourth, get old when you ain't
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: nobody talking back to you. The problem y'all had. And
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: I had to teach this to my son one time.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: He was being attacked online, and I said, brother, you
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: keep typing, stop type and stop typing back and forth
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: end when it ain't no back. So fourth, fourth ain't
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: nothing that's gonna get old after a while. So just
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: ignore him on Facebook, don't say nothing else, and just
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: let it go. Now, know this, and I know this
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: is gonna sound ugly, but I'm gonna just have to
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: tell you that if you just be patient, yeah, wait
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: them out, Uh, they're gonna start dying. No, just tell
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: you you're gonna do that. Just tell you. I'm just
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: tell you. I don't know who you are. I don't
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: know who that. I don't know who. Probably let it
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: go in then is. But if you just wait them out,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: they gonna start dying.
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  Speaker 6: It all right.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Tommy, what.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I got a problem and it's you know, it
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: might it might be minded to y'all, but it's a
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: big problem to me because I've been going through.
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  Speaker 1: For the last Tommy. Yeah, should I come here first
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: or last?
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: You probably I don't know. I mean, you ain't never
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: went through this. You don't go through stuff like this. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: this is something I'm going to.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this, this is something I'm going to. All Right,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: this is a problem I'm had for the last month.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a simple question.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: How do you throw away a trash can?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: I just just listen to me.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: Now, Ain't nobody helping you with that? If I put
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: it on the street, they leave it on the street.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: Now I done took the trash can, they just leave
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: it there. Now I done took the trash can. I
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: didn't put it inside a bigger trash can. They take
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: it out and still leave it there. And I'm asking,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: how do you get rid of a trash can? Okay,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: it's a big problem. Okay, here's the last thing I did,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: all right, I wrote trash on the side of the
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: trash can with a sharpe I be garbage man still
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: left it there, and I'm standing in the driveway trying
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: to figure it out.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: How in the hell do I get rid of a
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: trash can? Now here's what I did. Next, hook the
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: trash can next.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: Door to the neighbor's house and put it by his
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: trash Do you know I come home that evening my
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: trash is that trash can is in my driveway and
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: it's a note on it saying I don't know how
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: your trash can got nicked dough, but I brought it
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: over here. Sign GM garbage man. I said, I cannot
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: get rid of the trash can. So if anybody can
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: just help me figure out how in the hell.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Do I get rid of a trash can. I don't
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: know how to throw it away out and try five times?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: Any suggestions, uncle, see, I have a question?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, how bad do you want to get rid of
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: the trash can? On the scale of one to ten?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Hen I've been trying for a month. Then I have
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: the perfect solution. Put some money in.
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  Speaker 4: They're just gonna take them.
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  Speaker 10: Beginning the money, it'll be gone and then what Yeah,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 10: they're just.
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  Speaker 4: Gonna take the cash out of there?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: What girl, ain't nobody ain't nobody from the run the
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  Speaker 1: risk of taking the cash out. They're gonna take that
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  Speaker 1: trash can, put it up in the front seat with them.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have that thing on their lap. That's gonna
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  Speaker 1: wait till they get somewhere because they don't want you
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: to see them taking that money out, because they ain't.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't never seen nobody take no trash out the
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  Speaker 1: trash can. That's a value without taking the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: And that's that right there. Get me some money in
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  Speaker 1: the trash can. How much, well, you know, depending on
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: how bad you want it gone. That's why I asked him.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: How important is still one where you write amount of
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: money in there trust and believe it's gone, that trash
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: can gone.
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  Speaker 4: All right, see how that works for you. You're listening
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  Speaker 4: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 11: All right, So Steve, listen to this Evelyn on Facebook
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  Speaker 11: rights At the beginning of the year, I rented a
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  Speaker 11: room in my house to a guy. He seems to
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 11: be an ideal roommate and there's nothing happening between us.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 11: But I come from a very strict family, and I
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  Speaker 11: know they're going to take issue with me having a
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  Speaker 11: male roommate. No one from my family has been to
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 11: my house in a couple of years, so it's conceivable
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 11: to just keep this secret. But I hate keeping things
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  Speaker 11: from them. There's nothing they could really do, but I
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  Speaker 11: don't want to disappoint them. Should I just keep it
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  Speaker 11: a secret or tell them and let the pieces fall
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  Speaker 11: where they may?
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  Speaker 1: You know what the pieces? Yeah, you know that you're
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: going to be unhappy. You know it's going to be
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: the subject at the next dinner. You already know that.
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  Speaker 11: Well, what is this?
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  Speaker 1: I hate keeping a secret. You can't tell everything, ain't
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  Speaker 1: they not? In part about that? Ain't nothing the part
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: about it? It don't look like nothing happening. That's gonna
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: be the hard when to believe? Yeah, yeah, because what
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: what y'all in that doing? I'm going and you got it.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: You gotta admit it does look like a fact y'all
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: living together. If here's a roommate and y'all in the
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: same apartment, y'all living together, that's what that is. I'll
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: give it him. If he chipping in, a lot of
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: people chip in and live together. So that's what your
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: parents is gonna see. And the rest of your family.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: You know you're trying to tell me though. If you're
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: trying to tell me when the girl know where needed
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: place to stay, know, well, ain't no girl answer that.
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  Speaker 11: She said he's a great roommate though, and she said
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 11: nothing is happening between them.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: It stop. He right down, he right there, she right there.
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  Speaker 2: Come home from a hard day work. But it's gonna
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: happen both of us stressed out?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Can you that kind? I don't want to talk about
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: what happened today. We gonna do that. It's gonna how
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: didn't care if you ain't that attracted to it? And
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: one night he gonna look better than he ever looked before.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: You guys, everybody look good at one thirty am. Yeah,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: it's skin.
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  Speaker 4: It's just skin. I just saw is that where we
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  Speaker 4: are with it?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: It's just skinned? What we men and you guys skinned,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: well we all do so skin for the men. Yeah,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: you know what started up?
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  Speaker 9: You know what statement she made that started let him
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 9: know he's going that way. You want something to eat?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 9: Wait a minute, now, you want something to eat? That
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 9: means you're gonna make a man something to eat.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 10: You got to be attracted to me, I don't I
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 10: don't feed on attracted people. I'm talking you got to
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 10: be he came home, Yeah, opened the door.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 12: He in there.
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  Speaker 4: You only feed cute people.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm gonna even know you're hungry.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Ugly, cute. Whatever they're doing it that they're not.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: Did you not hear her?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Between years Yeah, ever since you got on ready
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: love you think everybody doing it?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: I know it when I see it. Hey, but ow
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: in all of the people, she picked a dude to
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  Speaker 1: stay there. I'm telling you she liked this boy because
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: she knew what her parents and people is gonna say.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Put him in that anyway.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: He seems to be an ideal roommate, is what she said.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, y'all too, ladies, could y'all have a male roommate?
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  Speaker 12: Uh?
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  Speaker 10: No, there, looking at me, Look at me.
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  Speaker 1: Let's a hush over Jerusalem.
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  Speaker 11: What is that.
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  Speaker 13: Now?
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  Speaker 11: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, it's what I'm just gonna run across this
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: hall right quick to this bathroom. Yeah all right, I'm
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: going to come out the shower neck and I want
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: to rub the hall to my room because is it cool?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah? Announce it Kell twenty minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 11: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 4: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, so guys talking to the guys, and I want
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 11: you to know, guys, that guys are still scheduling their
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 11: vasectomies around March Madness, and this year was no different.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 11: Urologists across the country have reported that up to a
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 11: fifty percent increase UH is going on in vasectoms that
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 11: were scheduled leading up to the tournament.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: Timing is everything.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 11: Of course, getting snipped as a tournament gets rolling makes
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 11: an unpleasant procedure into something of a four day vacation
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 11: with all that basketball.
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  Speaker 2: To watch what they do, that's what they get it done.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: And then they get a bag of frozen peas and
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: just keep sitting on.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: Them and ride it out. That's how you do it.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: And watch the game.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: Now, I just I've heard about it. I don't have to.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 10: I just hearned the TV and watch enough surgery like that.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: This is something I've never done. You never consented a vasectomy.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I wasn't trying to hand no kids, no
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: wait for it, all my kids was an announcement.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: But I guess it's a great time to have them.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: You could be at home just watching the game if
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: you're scheduled to have one.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who knew that was a thing, Shirley. I didn't,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: I really didn't. Yeah, I got to worry about No.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think my girl can have no kids right now.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: So I'm good. I'm good, and I'm a person. Need
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: to be a new daddy.
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  Speaker 11: Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 11: play around it.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 11: surrounded by clear blue water or a lush, beautiful green forests.
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  Speaker 10: Clear blue water.
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  Speaker 1: They say, he didn't say nothing about no beach, junior.
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  Speaker 1: What did you just say around it?
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  Speaker 4: Surrounded by clear blue water?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: There? Yeah, See, that's that's gonna make all the difference
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: in the world. I'm gonna get in that forest so I.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 10: Can walk off something, even just surround it.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have been surrounded by blue water if you ain't
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: in the right size equipment. It's not it's scary, too
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: much scared all right?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 11: Moving on to would you rather have great sex in
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 11: one position or average sex in several positions?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: A lot of folk don't know average is good too,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: It don't. I don't know. That's like fried chicken two
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: days late. It's still whoa You better ask somebody.
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  Speaker 4: You had a difference of opinion.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: No, no, I didn't.
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  Speaker 10: I say an average that's fine and several positions.
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  Speaker 11: There.
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  Speaker 10: You get a lot of stuff we can do in here.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 10: But it's not gonna be great though.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: Because good is addictive. I don't don't nobody want that.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: That's you get caught up who you.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Talking to about it? All good?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to understand what you say good good sex
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: is overrated?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: That it really is. Doing all kinds of stuff.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 10: It is, because then you're gonna want to do this
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 10: all the time. And I got to go to work.
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  Speaker 6: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I got stuff to do a lot of different You
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: learn something new every all right?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 11: Would you rather have a biddat on your toilet? Or
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 11: would you rather have heated seats in your car?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: Got both of them? You go ahead, rich boy, you
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: shut up. You got them too. You're the one who
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: showed them to me. Stop jumped out there first. Well
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: I got both of them. So what I ain't got?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know how people go no more without one
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: of them. I just don't know how you do it? Really,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: really boy?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't want to sound crazy, but what is
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 10: a mid day?
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: Come on, average?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 11: Come on? What is it?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: The new house? How about that? I'm gonna send one
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: over there.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 10: I tell you, man, I'm about to see what this is.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: It looks like a toilet, but it's water.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. You said you're gonna send
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: him one over there? Okay, you heard ready, we missed it.
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  Speaker 1: He dream he drew, He drew. Sit there and wait
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: and see if little rich suse.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: All right, that's today's round of would you rather.
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  Speaker 11: We'll be back at forty nine minutes after with the
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  Speaker 11: last break of the day and closing remarks from the
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 11: one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: You don't live in the bathroom. After you get this,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: you're gonna You're gonna stay in there. You're listening to
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, this is your legend.
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  Speaker 11: We are, last break of the day on this Tuesday. Boy,
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  Speaker 11: A good day, A good day. I think we learned
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 11: a few things today. Yeah, you know, and see we
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 11: were talking about, you know, we were young, making mistakes
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 11: and things like that. So as we get into this
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 11: closing remarks today, I just want to ask you, you know,
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 11: maybe there's something you can impart to a young person
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 11: out there who's twenty one, who's you know, we were
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 11: all twenty one before, we've made mistakes.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: Let them know that they can come out of it,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: they can do better.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, here's a deal. It is amazing how
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: we are sometimes, you know, towards one another, and how
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: we are with our own actions. It's almost like we
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: act like we've never made a mistake ourselves. We act like,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: you know, what somebody else has done is more more
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: unforgivable and more unthinkable than they can ever imagine of themselves,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: when in actuality, the truth of the matter is, we've
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: all done things. And thank god that there was no
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: social media when I was twenty one. Thank god there
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: was no Instagram, Snapchat, no phone cameras. It we wasn't
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: no phones when I was twenty one. There's no record
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: of the reckless, idiotic decisions we made back then. But
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: what happens to these young people today is that they
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: have no way of learning and fixing themselves on their own.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: They have no time to heal. The destruction of one
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: another is so rampant in our society today that it's frightening.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: It's almost like, man, I really really hate to see
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: bad news come out about young people because they are
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: so attached to social media that they is such a
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: part of their world, and so many of these young
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: people count on it. It's some grown folks count on
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: it too, though, and it's just a tear down in
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: social media that begins the destruction of a person. Man,
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Does anybody give anybody uplift on social media? Does anybody
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: try to say, you know what, I understand, I understand
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: I've been there, little girl, or hanging there. Everybody makes mistakes,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: but it's such a rush to judgment, and then even
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: as you rush to judgment, there's just a rush to destruction.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: And I'm really really concerned about young people today because, look,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: I still make mistakes. I made a mistake this year.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: I made a mistake this year, a mistake I been
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: ate up. I get beat up all the time. Man,
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna just keep I'm gonna just keep striving.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just keep going along.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 13: You know.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just strong enough to understand that. Hey man, I'd
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: have made them before. And like I said the other day,
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: one of the cool things is when I look back
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: on all of my rough days, when I look back
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: on all the days I thought I wasn't gonna do it,
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: my track record for surviving bad days so far is
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent. And that's pretty cool. Anything else shall.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 11: Well, you know, I mean, thank you for that, Thank
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 11: you for that. I just want to And how important
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 11: is it, seed like to have a support system, you
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 11: know what?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: That's important man, that somebody reaches they hand down to
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: pick you up, to give you words of encouragement. And
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: you can be that to a person that you see
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: that is getting beat up. See the thing about hate,
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: and I've often said it, hate is louder than love,
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: but love is stronger. Yeah. See, So you can loudly
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: try to bring somebody down, and somebody can come and
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: softly and calmly pick them up and hold and give
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: them time to heal and be okay. But you know,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: there's a loving side to most people, that is a
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: compassionate side to most people. And if you don't get
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: out there and get in the fray and the hate game,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: now it's just just some people that's just hateful. You know.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: The devil is busy today, man, The devil has imps
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: that work for him twenty four to seven. And they
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: on Twitter, and they on Instagram and they own whatever.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: And the devil just press the button and here they
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: go to work, and they call themselves hate us, and
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: that my job is to hate. No, it's not, no,
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: it's really not. Our job really is to love and
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: uplift one another. Because guess what, you gonna need loving
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna need uplifting. I don't care who you are.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: You can be the world's greatest hater. At one point
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: in time, you're gonna need some loving and some uplift.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: And when it's time to get yours, you know, that's
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: when the Lord's prayer comes into effect. Give us this
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: day our daily bread. Forgive us our trust passes, as
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: we forgive those who trustpass against us. All forgive us
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: our debts as we forgive our debtors, which simply means
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: when it's time for you to get your compassion and
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: your love, yours is gonna be passed out to you
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: the way you gave it out there.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 10: Everybody else Wow.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: And you have to remember that man and were as people. Man,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: you have to tap into to your loving side. If
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: you see somebody getting beat up, it ain't nothing wrong
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: with you to go over there and just try to
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: hug them, give them a help. That don't make you
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  Speaker 1: nothing less than a person because you don't agree with
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  Speaker 1: the masses. Sometimes you got to pick a person up.
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  Speaker 11: Man.
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  Speaker 1: They just need a little bit of uplift so they
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  Speaker 1: can get up and keep going. This young girl don't
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  Speaker 1: deserve to have her life taken from her because she
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  Speaker 1: made a mistake. And we should not have the will
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  Speaker 1: to see another young person get broken before they even
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  Speaker 1: get built up. That's a sad thing, man, it is.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my Those are my remarks.
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