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Church Complaints, Ask The CLO, Sista O'Dell, Last Day For Leftovers, and more! · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: All at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 5: The bus busy listening to to.
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  Speaker 4: I don't join.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, joy shot, you gotta do.
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  Speaker 4: Love, You.
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  Speaker 6: Okay to turn themout, to turn.
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  Speaker 3: You probably got to.
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  Speaker 7: Turn them out to turn out, turn the way up looking.
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  Speaker 8: Come come on, huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening to the voice, come on, dig me now
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  Speaker 8: on it only Steve Harvey got a radio show man.
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  Speaker 8: Instead of trying to be about the business. To y'all,
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  Speaker 8: I'm I'm doing all I can. But you know what's
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  Speaker 8: crazy in the efforts that I make. I can do more.
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  Speaker 8: And my father used to tell me something when I
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  Speaker 8: was growing up. He says, son, when you've done your best,
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  Speaker 8: and you've done all you can, sit still for a
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  Speaker 8: second and just do a little bit more. Always remember that,
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  Speaker 8: he said. When you've done the best you can and
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  Speaker 8: you can done all you can think of, he says,
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  Speaker 8: sit still for a minute and do some more. And
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  Speaker 8: you know what I've discovered in my life, always have
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  Speaker 8: a little more. I ain't ever just out out out completely.
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  Speaker 8: I can't take another step. There ain't another breath in me.
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  Speaker 8: The ain't another thought I can produce. I'm never completely out, man.
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  Speaker 8: Just take a rest for a minute, man, and then
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  Speaker 8: just do a little bit more. And I can't tell
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  Speaker 8: you how many times that's helped me get over the top.
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  Speaker 8: You know, I was watching a documentary about people climbing
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  Speaker 8: on Mount Everest and how difficult climbing Mount Everest was,
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  Speaker 8: and how they have on the hill something called like
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  Speaker 8: a death zone or a killing zone, where the majority
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  Speaker 8: of people run out of oxygen and they have to
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  Speaker 8: turn back. Well, what's crazy is it's right in view
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  Speaker 8: of the summit. You can actually see the top of
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  Speaker 8: Mount Everest from there, but it's that little bit that's
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  Speaker 8: left that's just most difficult. Now, I forgot all the
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  Speaker 8: reasons why they said most people don't make it from there,
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  Speaker 8: and more people have lost their lives in that area.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know what it is, but the people that
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  Speaker 8: make it to the top of Mount efforts. They all
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  Speaker 8: had to go through that same zone of that same area,
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  Speaker 8: but they had a little bit more that allowed them
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  Speaker 8: to get to the top. You know, a lot of
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  Speaker 8: people have had accidents up there trying that so I'm
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  Speaker 8: not even really sure if Mount Everest analogy is a
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  Speaker 8: good one. But let's just break it down a little
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  Speaker 8: bit more. Let's just talk about life. There's a poem
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  Speaker 8: I learned back when I was pledging. It's called don't Quit.
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  Speaker 8: It goes like this, If I make a mistake, I'm
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  Speaker 8: just trying to drum it up, So here we go.
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  Speaker 8: It says, when things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
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  Speaker 8: when the road you're trudging seems all uphill, when your
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  Speaker 8: funds are low and your debts are high, when you
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  Speaker 8: want to smile, but you have to sigh when cares
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  Speaker 8: are pressing you down. Bit rest if you must, But
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  Speaker 8: don't quit, for life is queer with his twisting turns,
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  Speaker 8: as every one of us must sometimes learn. And many
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  Speaker 8: a fellow has turned about when he might have won
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  Speaker 8: had he stuck it out. So don't give up. Though
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  Speaker 8: the pace seems slow, you may succeed with another blow.
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  Speaker 8: Often the gold is nearer than it seems to a
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  Speaker 8: faint and a faltering man. And often the struggler has
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  Speaker 8: given up when he might have captured the victor's cup,
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  Speaker 8: And he learns too late, when the night came down,
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  Speaker 8: how close he was to the golden crown. Success is
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  Speaker 8: failure turned inside out. It's your silver tin of your
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  Speaker 8: clouds of doubt. And you never can tell how close
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  Speaker 8: you are. It may be near when it seems afar,
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  Speaker 8: to the fight, when your hardest hits, when things seem worse,
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  Speaker 8: that you mustn't quit. I remember it because I had
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  Speaker 8: a special method of helping you remember stuff back then.
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  Speaker 8: But I remembered it, and that poem right there has
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  Speaker 8: kept me. You know, we often talk about scripture and everything,
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  Speaker 8: and I don't see how I could live without it.
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  Speaker 8: But every now and then, man, somebody has a writing.
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  Speaker 8: God puts a writing on somebody's heart that delivers a message, man,
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  Speaker 8: that can help people. I use every motivational tool that
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  Speaker 8: I possibly can to climb this letter of success or
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  Speaker 8: try to be the best father and the best husband
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  Speaker 8: I can be. I've done a lot of changing over
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  Speaker 8: the years, and so have you. But change is necessary
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  Speaker 8: in order to grow. If you don't make changes, folks,
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  Speaker 8: you can't grow. I was a young man on my set.
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  Speaker 8: I kept looking at him, Man, a sharp little young
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  Speaker 8: dude just on my set, and he had these dreads
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  Speaker 8: and I mean they would they was super long.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 8: They were well below the middle of his back. I mean,
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  Speaker 8: it was just long. And he kept talking to me,
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  Speaker 8: and he kept talking to me and talking to me.
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  Speaker 8: So young man kept talking to me, and I said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 8: you know you do your a huge self a favor
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  Speaker 8: in the business you're in. If you got a haircut,
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  Speaker 8: you would do yourself a huge favor. I said, your
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  Speaker 8: image is everything, man, I said, you keep stopping me
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  Speaker 8: in the hallway to try to tell me what you're doing,
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  Speaker 8: what you are, but all I see is your hair. Now,
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  Speaker 8: I keep trying to figure out what you're doing with
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  Speaker 8: all that hair. Man, Now you can feel how you
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  Speaker 8: want to feel. But I'm like an employer. I employed people.
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  Speaker 8: So when I'm walking through the hallway and I try
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  Speaker 8: to think of you traveling with me and you sitting
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  Speaker 8: in a meeting with me, I try to imagine you
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  Speaker 8: and your suit sitting there talking business with me. And so,
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  Speaker 8: just like other employers are, I'm just having a real
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  Speaker 8: story with you. So I said, man, you ought to
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  Speaker 8: consider cutting your hair. He said, Man, mister Harve, I've
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  Speaker 8: been growing his hair. Sound as a little boy. I said,
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  Speaker 8: holy you Now he said twenty eight. I said, well,
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  Speaker 8: how long you want to hang on to what you
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  Speaker 8: was when you was a little boy? You know, if
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  Speaker 8: you started growing your hair when you're a teenager. I
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  Speaker 8: mean you're twenty eight now. And I said, so, let
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  Speaker 8: me help you understand something. Let me let me ask
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  Speaker 8: you something. What does it do for you? He said, Man,
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  Speaker 8: it's just who I am. It's I said.
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  Speaker 2: So you your hair?
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  Speaker 8: He said, no, no, but it's a part of me.
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  Speaker 8: I say, that part of you that you're hanging on to.
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  Speaker 8: What does it do for you?
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  Speaker 2: I just like it? Well, dog, I like ice cream,
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  Speaker 2: but I feed that.
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  Speaker 8: But if I hang on the ice cream and eat
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  Speaker 8: ice cream every single day, my body gonna reflect that.
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  Speaker 8: What is it that you hanging on to that you
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  Speaker 8: don't want to let go of? That's prohibiting you from
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  Speaker 8: being what all you can be? See, it's hard to
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  Speaker 8: be what all you can be if you want to
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  Speaker 8: keep being all you was? Don't that make sense to you?
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  Speaker 8: So I can't tell you how many times I've had
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  Speaker 8: to change. Change is necessary to grow. You can't be
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  Speaker 8: all you can be if you want to keep hanging
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  Speaker 8: on to all you was.
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  Speaker 2: That don't make no sense. How do you go forward?
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  Speaker 8: If you keep going backwards, you can't stay here and
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  Speaker 8: go there. Do you understand that if you want to
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  Speaker 8: go over there, you must remove yourself from right here?
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  Speaker 9: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: I got right here is comfortable. I got right here
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  Speaker 8: is safe. But over there is where the shade is.
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  Speaker 8: Over There's where the fruit is. Over there is where
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  Speaker 8: the opportunity is. Over there is where the mountain of
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  Speaker 8: goal is. So why you stuck on here? You got
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  Speaker 8: to leave here to go over there. You can't be
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  Speaker 8: all you can be if you want to stay stuck
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  Speaker 8: on who you was. Change is growth is necessary. All
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  Speaker 8: Let's go here.
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  Speaker 10: Listening into the Steve every Morning Shows, Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 10: boys and girls, monkey trainers, animal connoisseurs, people who love
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  Speaker 10: to eat meat.
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  Speaker 8: Vegans, everybody, vegetarians, all of you people who are on
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  Speaker 8: gluten free diets. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: And oh, by the way, I'd like to say something
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  Speaker 8: on behalf of people that are on gluten free diets.
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  Speaker 8: I have been on gluten free diet for the past
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  Speaker 8: of five months, and I would like to make a
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  Speaker 8: statement that I'm sure all people who are on gluten
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  Speaker 8: free will agree with everything I've ever eaten without gluten in.
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  Speaker 2: It needs the gluten back in it. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: What it is.
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  Speaker 8: Gluten has a lot to do with flavor, and once
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  Speaker 8: you remove the gluten, that goes to flavor. If you
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  Speaker 8: don't think you've had glue, let me give you anything.
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  Speaker 8: Take some peanut butter out. Most people got peanut butter
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  Speaker 8: in the cabinet.
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  Speaker 2: That's got kids. Take a brown.
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  Speaker 8: Paper bag, Spread the peanut butter on the brown bag
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  Speaker 8: and eat it. You are now feeling what it feels
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  Speaker 8: like to have gluten free bread.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and general.
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  Speaker 8: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Martin Show. God is good man,
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  Speaker 8: Sheirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior and the
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  Speaker 8: legend that is nephew Tommy A Junior.
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  Speaker 7: Uh, how is your fasegiving man?
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  Speaker 6: How was it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you what.
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  Speaker 8: Somebody real close to not working no more at the
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  Speaker 8: Harvey House. Somebody real, real cluk. I don't want to
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  Speaker 8: say no names.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say it's an employe.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: My mother in law for the past nineteen years has
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  Speaker 8: provided the sweet Potato pie at our house.
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  Speaker 2: It is an incredible pie.
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  Speaker 8: We gave the recipe to the pie to the employee
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  Speaker 8: who was helping prepare the dinner.
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  Speaker 2: On the morning.
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  Speaker 8: I noticed the pie did not quite look like the
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  Speaker 8: other pies I had been eating for nineteen years. He said,
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  Speaker 8: I did some research and I found online.
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  Speaker 2: A better recipe.
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  Speaker 3: I said, I be damn, what the hell do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: First of all, research and.
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  Speaker 8: Thanksgiving and shouldn't even be in the same damn city.
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  Speaker 8: What did you research it? We gave you the recipe,
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  Speaker 8: you do nobody asked you to research now to see
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  Speaker 8: you're smart ass, that's why you might not be working
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  Speaker 8: here too much longer. And then set up in here
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  Speaker 8: and made the damn pie. Gave him the recipe.
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  Speaker 3: The pie still in there on it's.
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  Speaker 2: Two slices, meant me and my son went.
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  Speaker 8: And tried it's still in there. The family looked at
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  Speaker 8: our face and decided they wasn't going eve. He did
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  Speaker 8: some research and found the recipe. Now, I've had different
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  Speaker 8: versions of sweet Potato pie, and they've all been pretty good,
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  Speaker 8: but it ain't none of them come offline, and wasn't
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  Speaker 8: none of them after research. That's how my Thanksgiving with
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  Speaker 8: his ass probably won't be with us next.
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  Speaker 7: Thanksgiving, right coming up at thirty two minutes after the hours,
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  Speaker 7: did some damn research power right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 3: Holidays are here, and it's essential to recognize that personal
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  Speaker 7: It is time now, ladies and gentlemen, for church complaints
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  Speaker 7: from Reverend Motown and Deacon death Jam.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well we or full gavel on this poscurious d.
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  Speaker 8: As we pontificate, okay, on the bioprasies of life in general. Yes,
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  Speaker 8: we congraginize oursel in a most manipoltous way. Let us
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  Speaker 8: begin by complaining. Now the seams out of line. I
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  Speaker 8: know ought to be grateful and have complaints at the
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  Speaker 8: same time, but he would go Deacon proceed, Yes.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Pastor, we got a lot of issues that
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  Speaker 3: jumped off this past weekend. I mean, it's it's it's
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  Speaker 3: been horrific. So we're gonna have to work through it.
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  Speaker 3: Since the Francis jumped on her sister, sister freeda Thursday
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  Speaker 3: Thanksgiving dinner. Now Freedom made the ghiblit gravy, but got
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  Speaker 3: to the dinner three hours late, and everybody was waiting
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  Speaker 3: on the gravy to pull over they dressing. Since the Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: sister Francis is now in jail and it seems like.
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  Speaker 2: She been in there since Thursday. What do you want
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  Speaker 2: to do? I don't I don't know what to do
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  Speaker 2: with this.
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  Speaker 8: Well, we're not gonna free nobody or from jail that
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  Speaker 8: is guilty of perpetrating the crime three hours late with
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  Speaker 8: the gravy. Yeah, yeah, it's downright, suit for it's disrespectful,
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  Speaker 8: it really is.
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  Speaker 2: I want to compare this to the Last Supper.
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  Speaker 8: If you're asking me, so now, we won't be going
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  Speaker 8: down there to get her.
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  Speaker 3: Out, alright, Steve, continue to stay in there then, all right?
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  Speaker 2: Moving on our little Malak.
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  Speaker 3: Little Malik found out who his real daddy is on Thanksgiving,
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  Speaker 3: apparently at the kids table. It all came out little
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  Speaker 3: jobs told me, Leak, I saw your birth certificate in
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  Speaker 3: my daddy garage. I think you got the same last
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  Speaker 3: name as me. So to fights broke, God, somebody got
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  Speaker 3: hit with the head in the head with the honey
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  Speaker 3: bay ham. But the big issue were little maleak is
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  Speaker 3: traumatized and they want you to talk to the boy. Look, Molique,
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  Speaker 3: now listen, you not the only one that has had
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  Speaker 3: to come to terms with who they really is.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 8: I remember as a small boy here at the same
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  Speaker 8: Thanksgiving dinner, at the same kids table, a fight broke
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  Speaker 8: out when all of us realized we were brothers and sisters,
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  Speaker 8: all of us.
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  Speaker 3: It were nine of us at the table, rahmata, and
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  Speaker 3: all of us was.
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  Speaker 2: The same age what we were all born in nineteen
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  Speaker 2: sixty four.
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  Speaker 3: And right after that the big it came out.
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  Speaker 8: Popper was a rolling stone. Well he laid it, had washt.
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  Speaker 3: Home, and when he died, all he left it was alone.
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  Speaker 2: Was alone.
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  Speaker 8: And so I do remember that hanging there, Moleique. You
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  Speaker 8: ain't the first and you will not be the last.
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  Speaker 8: This will be happening that Thanksgiving dinners and family reunions
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  Speaker 8: and barbecues until the end of time.
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  Speaker 3: Yes it.
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  Speaker 8: Any man you see with white loafers on to be
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  Speaker 8: your daddy, You could be your daddy.
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  Speaker 3: Lord has a rolling style, yes, the white belt to
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  Speaker 3: match you.
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  Speaker 2: Can. You've been calling him uncle all this time?
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  Speaker 3: Got man, got it? Yes, all right. After the the
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  Speaker 3: Purvis family had a white guests come to Thanksgiving dinner.
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  Speaker 3: Now this is another issue. It was Brother Darren Purvis's boss,
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  Speaker 3: white man named Kyle Griffin. He came over, he had
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  Speaker 3: two glasses of that sweet tea and fell out. He's
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  Speaker 3: a diabetic. When he recovered in the hospital, he fired
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  Speaker 3: Brother Purvis. And Brother Purvis is asking when you go
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  Speaker 3: over there to the hospital and talk to his boss.
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  Speaker 8: Yeo, you must forelorn white folk when they come to
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  Speaker 8: the house about the tea. Now, if you didn't grow
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  Speaker 8: up on this tea, it's rather shocking to the sisters.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Head sugar h.
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  Speaker 8: Back when I was a sinner, before I was saved
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  Speaker 8: by Grace, I took a gallon of the ice tea
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  Speaker 8: to my job and damn near killed six white.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just sat there and just watched them fake person
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  Speaker 8: after person after per after just one swallow.
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  Speaker 3: Just yeah, a little hot day just passed out.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, from the shock. All the black people were sipping
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  Speaker 8: it knowing what it was. White folks was in shock.
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  Speaker 8: So it is or it is a thrilling moment to
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  Speaker 8: watch white people drink our tea for the first time.
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  Speaker 11: Careful, yeah, well, I speaking of I wanted to give
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  Speaker 11: some to Donald Trump to go with his McDonald's, oh.
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  Speaker 2: With his hamburger.
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  Speaker 3: All right, to be go real nice with that quarter pound,
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  Speaker 3: all right, real quickly passed Big Henry. We got an
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: issue that took place on a Black Friday. Big Henry
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  Speaker 3: was at Walmart and uh, as you know, everybody trying
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: to get flat screens. He was trying to get four
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  Speaker 3: flat screens. I'm white. Man said this is black, and
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  Speaker 3: Henry turn around and knocked the man out. He was finish,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: say it was black Friday, but he said this black something.
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  Speaker 3: And then all I know is is barely sent it
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  Speaker 3: three thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 7: But Big Henry, all right.
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  Speaker 8: That off Just for your information that Walmart has been
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  Speaker 8: closed as of yesterday.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you, River Motown, Thank you. Deacon def Jam coming
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  Speaker 7: up next with those church complaints. Coming up next, it
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 7: Today is cyber Monday, guys, when retailers offer sweet deals
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  Speaker 7: on hassle free online shopping. Big news, Steve, there's an
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  Speaker 7: all new documentary highlighting your Mentoring Camp that premiers tomorrow.
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: We'll talk about that, and comedy legends Eddie Murphy and
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: Martin Lawrence will be in laws soon. That's all coming
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: up at the top of the hour. We'll talk about
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  Speaker 7: it then, But right now it is time to ask
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: the CLO, our chief love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building.
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: All right, Colo, here we go. This is from Carmen
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: in New Orleans. Carmen says, I saw an old friend
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: and he introduced me to his wife, who happens to
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: be messing with a friend of mine. We recognized each other,
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: so she DMed me to threaten me not to talk.
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: I don't like threats. Should I tell her husband what
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: I know?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: But I don't understand the threat though this is a person.
• 23:04
  Speaker 8: We need to be a little bit kinder to Hey, girl, Hey,
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  Speaker 8: you know that you know things can be complicated, and
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: I just wanted to say, you know, just pray for me.
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: You know that I find my way back to the light. Okay,
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: but don't I just need some time to work through
• 23:26
  Speaker 8: some things. I know you already you need anything, yo?
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: Your your card notes all up today?
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Never you need what was your.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Groceries last month?
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: You don't need to do that.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Let me take care of So that's what she should
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: have threatened me. Hey, listen to me.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: If you open your mouth, I swear to God, I'll
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: just see right there.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool, see.
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: So guilty too, that's all right. Moving on to Tammy
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: and Woodbridge, Tammy writes, I have a side dude that
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: I met online. He sent three packages to my PO box,
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: and without thinking I asked my husband to go check
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: my box. He gave me the boxes and asked if
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: I knew anyone in Florida. I lied and said, no,
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: how do I handle this?
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Ain't nothing wrong, You're right in Florida, in Florida, you
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: don't know no about it. I'm going down here and
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: sending these packages back because I'm not going to even
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: open these because this could be some AM tracks or
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: something like that, asbestos.
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: And if he could be a train.
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: When you lie, you ain't got time to be technically.
• 24:48
  Speaker 8: You got to sound like Russian. You know, this could
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: be like AM tracks or something. You know, you just
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: being here with you know U episodes or something episodes, girl,
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: you know what I'm trying to say. I'm gonna asbest this,
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: you know, and just keep talking and get them packages up,
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: and it's send me no damn stuff like that, and
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: it goes. Carry your ass back down there a post
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: office and then go over to your girlfriend's house and
• 25:13
  Speaker 8: open up them boxes and see what's in there.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, put them in your purse, all right? I like that,
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: I mean, all right, Tammy, Yeah, all right. Frank And
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: Henderson says, my wife has started talking during sex and
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: giving me instructions. She said she got it off a
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: Netflix movie. I prefer her soft sweet moans because all
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: of that talking messes up my mood?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Is it mean to tell her to stop talking and
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: just moans?
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: No, No, you know I do instructures, though I don't really,
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: I ain't really got no problem with that, right there.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: You know you got something saving me. Come on, let's head,
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: let's try it all right?
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Cool?
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: I can probably do it like that. I ain't got
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: no problem with it at all. Well you okay, you
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: know you do what bended? Well?
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, he foot?
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: This is your foot. If you think your foot fit,
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: put it back there. I'm okay with it now. Just
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: don't ask me to do nothing. My legs my leg
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: can't go back here, so don't don't ask me to
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: do nothing. I follow these instructions for you. I can
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: help you get the way you need to be, but
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: you can't give me no damn instruction though.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Put your leg on the floa.
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: No, no, I'm gonna get childie horse. If I put
• 26:26
  Speaker 8: my leg on the floe, I'm gonna get Charllete horse.
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: Now what you want me to help you do? I
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: need to know what Netflix movie this?
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: You says she founded she got it up a Netflix movie.
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: Both of y'all.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Netflix, gonna miss your marriage.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: Last one, last one blo. This is from Harry in
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: Little Rock. Harry writes, my wife is from New Hampshire.
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: Her parents came to our high house to visit, and
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: her dad called our children hillbillies because of their accent.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: He's white, so I took offense to that. My wife
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: got mad because I corrected her dad. Was the comment
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: offensive or not?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, any negative comment coming from a white person in
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: a black person's house, any comment is considered dangerously offensive.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, your reaction should have been swiffed.
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: You know what should he have done? The white father,
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: your wife, your wife's dad.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Well, you can't come in here, call him out, he'll
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: billies because what what is?
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 27:49
  Speaker 8: Just look, look, hey, hold on, hold on, hold of y'all.
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: You know, you know, let's let's pull up a little
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: bit of here. Y'all asked me, Steve Hardy.
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: Yes, we're asking you.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Now, the white man coming in my house. You have
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: no choice, You have no I.
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: Don't know what you're gonna mean to do, but I'm
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: back in in your punk ass, that's all. I'm gonna
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: snap the taste out your damn mouth, because if we here,
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: what was we before? He'll billy's did what slaves? Okay,
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: Oh I see where we're going with this here? Oh
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: you got names for black people? Hell village. Yeah, well
• 28:25
  Speaker 8: we wouldn't have been down south if your funk ass
• 28:28
  Speaker 8: forefathers had to get.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Bought us over here on them slaves.
• 28:32
  Speaker 8: Oh, I would have been all gnawed. Dog, I'm already
• 28:35
  Speaker 8: already set. You can't come in my house talking about
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: know how we is because we wasn't even really supposed
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: to be here now truth be told.
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what what made you? What do you think made
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: him say that about?
• 28:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, white privilege, quite privilege? Oh my god, went from
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: them then other hell why it went from the west
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  Speaker 8: Saturday that.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Well, these children sound this way, they sounds like he'll
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: business was.
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, you slapped the flavor from my mouth.
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, dog, if you say one more thing about
• 29:14
  Speaker 8: my kid, he ain't get to my house and talk
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: about my kids.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, m hm.
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  Speaker 3: And you white.
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: But the way white woman dad is white or maybe
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: she's nicked. Maybe we'll say she's.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: No, that's what it is.
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: No, my mama black and her husband is white. He
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: didn't come down there to Perry's house and called his
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: mittle curious. He'll business and why is we hell business?
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: Because we're from the South.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: And why is we from the South because over forefather
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: brought us.
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: See, that's that's not That's why I'm at with it.
• 29:55
  Speaker 8: And I'm talking about with instantly.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: In my house. You can ain't come up.
• 30:00
  Speaker 8: You can't come to Steve Harvey house. Expect me to
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: be nothing. But this year I am the walking history.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Lesson at the top of the on the.
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  Speaker 2: Walls, none of that. Ain't no pictures after this thanking
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  Speaker 2: l O.
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  Speaker 5: What's going on? This is your boy Kevin Heart akak
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Heart aka.
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: Long Faced Little Knees. And right now you're listening too,
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: that's Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: All right, So tomorrow it's a big day.
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: It's Tuesday, December third, it's National Giving Day, and Steve,
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: it's a really big day for you because your documentary
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: Father Figures will air on Doctor Phil Prime Time. The
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: documentary showcases your mentorship program and specifically this year's camp
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: for two hundred and fifty I said, two hundred and
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: fifty Fatherless Young men at your Georgia Ramp. This year
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: you had support from doctor Phil cam Newton Kirk Franklin
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: at the m as you continue to empower teenage boys
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  Speaker 7: to become leaders in their communities.
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: You know, this is the first time that someone has
• 31:10
  Speaker 8: done a full fledged story, not just a little three
• 31:15
  Speaker 8: minutes on e or nothing like that. Doctor Field came
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  Speaker 8: to my ranch this summer for Father's Day Week and
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: spent about four days down there with the film crew.
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: It's the first time anybody has ever come and really
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: highlighted the work that we've been doing for over fifteen
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: years at the ranch. Now the ranch has switched. God
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: has blessed me to get a bigger place, but it's
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: all dedicated to the uplifting changing of boys and girls' lives.
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: Marjorie runs the girls program and I run the boy's program.
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: Doctor Field came down and did a full special on
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: it this summer. It airs for the first time in December.
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: Now I'm asking everybody to watch it so you can
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: see us on the Merit Network and it's once asking
• 32:06
  Speaker 8: everybody to look at it so you can see the
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: incredible work that we've been doing with these boys and
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: girls over the years and it's really highlighting and if
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: you can help us in any way, that would be appreciative.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Now here's the go.
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: Ahead, go ahead, Oh you want me to Okay?
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: So we shot this yeah, and it's of course what.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Time does it come on?
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: It premieres tomorrow at eight pm, seventh Central on Doctor
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: Phil's Merit TV. You can search for Merrit TV in
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: your area or stream it for free on Merit Plus.
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: I mean, this is really great news, Steve, this is
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: big news.
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: Now here's the other news to the elephant out the
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: room here, come to hate us? Why he up there
• 32:56
  Speaker 8: with doctor Phield because we shot it this summer. Because
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: shot it this summer. This would have been Yeah, it
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: was before the Trump rally, so we shot it this summer.
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: I was faced with the decision should I go forward
• 33:13
  Speaker 8: with airing it or not. I decided to just go
• 33:17
  Speaker 8: forward because I'm in the life changing business of young
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: boys and young girls. That's the business I'm in. Whoever
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: can help me in the changing of these young people's lives,
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: I appreciate their help. I don't agree with everybody's politics
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: and they may not agree with mine. But if we
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: come to an agreement that we are going to help
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: these young people in any way we can. That's why
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: I agreed to just go on forward. Now I already
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: know he come to hate us, and he go again.
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: He always no no, no, no, no no no. If you
• 33:52
  Speaker 8: listen to my radio show, you know we did everything
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: in our power to get Kamala Harris, Vice President common
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: Hands across the finish line. We did everything in our power.
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: It didn't work. The new President of the United States
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: is Donald Trump. And nothing I can do about that,
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: not a single thing. And so life can continues. I
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: will go on and the campus available, and we're working hard,
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: and we're making changes, and we got some new renovations coming,
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: and we got a lot of stuff going on.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: But here come to hate.
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: I know it's coming, but I'm prepared for it because
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: I'm just out here trying to do what's right. Once again,
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: we shot it Father's Day weekend. Just look at the tape.
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: Everybody got on t shirts. It's warm outside, it's hot, sunny,
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: all the leaves is green. It's gonna add tomorrow after
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: the Trump rally.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: God Doom, keep mayn my ass stay in mess. Every
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: time I try to get clear off this in that
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: he ain't come again, hey, y'all, But just just keep
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: in mind what is for and what it's about.
• 35:10
  Speaker 11: It.
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: It's about to uplift these young people. Have y'all talked
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: to you?
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: No, no, because because I didn't want to, specially get poor.
• 35:24
  Speaker 7: Of this show right here if.
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: I Philly, what I want to say is, Philly, look,
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: I just think you made a mistake because you said
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: something that black people found to be offensive.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: And the statement that he made.
• 35:38
  Speaker 8: Look him not calling Donald Trump or bully, that's that's
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: his interpretation that. But this country was not built on
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: de ei, what is that diversity equity? You're exactly right.
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: The country wasn't built on that. The country was built
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: on the backs of slaves, yes, sir, And that's how
• 35:59
  Speaker 8: black people perceive that statement. I don't think he understood
• 36:03
  Speaker 8: what he was saying. So we've been friends, man, I
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: see him out on vacation everything. Man, I've been to
• 36:08
  Speaker 8: his house, we have dinner, you know all of that.
• 36:10
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 36:10
  Speaker 8: I just you know, so like it was tough for
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: me to see. But you know, we did this special
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: in September. So that's how I feel about it.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Man. I'm still cool with I just.
• 36:20
  Speaker 8: Don't agree with his politics or what he said, but
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: I'm still cool with him.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: You know, somebody asked me one thing.
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: Somebody asked me said, if you saw Donald Trump and
• 36:29
  Speaker 8: he stuck his hand out, would you shake his hand?
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: I said, yeah, I would shake his hand. Why would
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: you shake the enemy's hand. Have you ever watched a
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: boxing match? People kick each other ass for twelve rounds,
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: beat the food out each other, talk about each other,
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: family and everything, and at the end of the fight they
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: hug in the middle of the ring.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna hug you, but I go.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: All right again.
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: At premieers tomorrow at eight pm, seventh Central on Merit
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  Speaker 7: TV and Steve coming up at twenty minutes after the hour.
• 36:58
  Speaker 7: Congratulations to day is the last day to eat those
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: Thanksgiving leftovers. It's time to throw that food away. We'll
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: talk about that right.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: On Sunday. I'm sorry, I'm fat.
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  Speaker 7: according to foodsafety dot com that states, quote, leftovers can
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: be kept in the refrigerator for three to four days.
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: This means you have until what Monday today, after Thanksgiving
• 38:04
  Speaker 7: to eat all those delicious leftovers and place them in
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: the freezer to enjoy later. So listen, you can have
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: one more turkey sandwich if you like, or you can
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: enjoy you're that turkey dry now one time that turkey.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Drive that white met lord and mess God, you got
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: to put all kind manes on that damn sandwich.
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: So yeah, throw it away. Today. Today's your last day.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: We are freezing.
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: Well you know that, go that's not poor people have
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: different rules, sureley, So I think we need to take
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: that in consideration. Number one, most poor people don't have
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: anything left by Monday. Let's just be about that.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Most most people people don't have nothing left by Monday.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: You're eating Friday or they freezing. You can't freeze.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Now, I'm gonna tell you right now that dressing and
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: that ghibli gravy that can last longer in the crambers
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: can last longer.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: So it's still something in our refrigerator. And we'll be
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: dealt with, you know what I mean, dealt with.
• 39:08
  Speaker 13: Well handled it up today. Why you make it sound
• 39:16
  Speaker 13: like an altercation though, because I because I try to
• 39:21
  Speaker 13: fight against it, you know, I try to fight against.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: It and becomes an altercation and it usually wins.
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: Now the big thing, I'm the only person in my
• 39:30
  Speaker 8: family that eats the grandberry sauce with the berries in it.
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: Oh, I love that. That's my favorite.
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: Now everybody else is just a cranberry jelly person.
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: I like the berries.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Now, you know, I'm the berry guy. I want the berries.
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, yeah, So this this is this is from
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: a study from Food Safety dot gov see food.
• 39:56
  Speaker 14: Safety study Incause they really don't know black people. Yeah,
• 40:01
  Speaker 14: because you go to the Mayhouse, it's a turkey still
• 40:03
  Speaker 14: in there. It's probably gonna be in there the next Thursday.
• 40:05
  Speaker 14: That's what they do today on Monday.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: You see, they've never had turkey bones soup before.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: There you go, come on, we shred do something with that. Yeah,
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: you're gonna make a cross. Yeah, you leave them turkey
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: bones in that water. It's a little skin.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: How long that mac and chee lay?
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: That last time in black people's house.
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: If you cover it tightly, that's gonna last because all
• 40:37
  Speaker 8: you got even if you just sprinkle a little water
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: on top of it. Let me tell you the proper
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: way to heat food in the microwave. Take a paper
• 40:48
  Speaker 8: tie in a way. Oh yeah, lay the paper.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Towe on top of the food.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Moisture sets into the food a lot better said.
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: We're not following this rule from the safety go go
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: all right, coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: we'll talk to sister Odell. She'll be here right after this.
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, she is here as we leave.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: The world is looking for me.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: You can find me. Talk onto his wings. I know it.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Good morning's every once.
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: Good morning, Happy belated Thursday or Thanksgiving to you.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Happy Black Friday, belated uh huh? Happy oh Cyber Monday.
• 41:42
  Speaker 7: Yes, ma'am, that's today.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's everything.
• 41:45
  Speaker 8: They just white folks keeps on coming up with ways
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: to take your money. That's just we keep giving a
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: nurser with Black Friday, and then it's Cyber Monday.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: It'll be Christmas in a minute. They still pimping.
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: Well, I just wanted to know, sister Odell, since you're here,
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: we haven't talked to you in a little while. How
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: was your Thanksgiving?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Then it was brutiful, sweet it were beautiful. We had
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: a couple of My girlfriend Claudine Bernadette Pearl.
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: Was miss girtrue.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: She wasn't feeling good. Her hip went out again.
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: Oh no, she was.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Dinner road so she couldn't.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: What did you say?
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: I said, that's your ride or died?
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, ride or died, and if you can walk,
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: I'm not pushing you in the wheelchair.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: So when your hip went out, you give it another
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: friend this year. Ride or died?
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: No ride, not just die, no ride. I don't push wheelchair, sweetie.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: That ain't what I do. I ain't in one.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: You in one?
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: That shame on you?
• 42:55
  Speaker 12: What sister and Dale?
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: What kind of friend? No?
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Going out the house is easy. That's down the ramp.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: You gotta push the big ass back over that ramp.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I'm not finn to do that. I had that wheelchair
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: roll over my foot.
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: No, no, So who's your close girlfriend now? If it's
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: not miss skirts ru, well, I.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Just would Claude and Pearl me and Pearl was hanging.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: You know, it's all good and she ain't on the
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: world can make rolls. We may have to roll your man.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: What did Claudette bring?
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: What did miss Claudette bring to the dinner?
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, claudtte bring yams? Yams and oh both two items?
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah you got.
• 43:37
  Speaker 8: It's only four of us. You can't just bring one.
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: Somethings gonna be missing. I did the turkey dressing and
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: give me grapes.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Oh all right, said out damn?
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: What kind of dressing did you make? What you mean
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: what kind of dress?
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: I mean it's different kinds of people put red dressing,
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: car red dress, kind of dressing? You know what count
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: of dressing is illegal?
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: What?
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: What?
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: What kind of dressing is you talking about?
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Sweet?
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Let's hear what your little young answers talking about. Well,
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: you got seafood dressing?
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: People seafood dressing on Thanksgiving?
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, what seafood? You know? Go with techy?
• 44:15
  Speaker 12: Well you can put you can you know go oyster dressing.
• 44:20
  Speaker 12: You can have all that, sisterdal It was just a question.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Old bread dressing.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, the New Orners we tossed too much, putting a
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: clowns and and crawlfish in the dress.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody doing all that?
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: I was gonna ask you something, sister o Dell. I
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: didn't mean to let me tell you something.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: New Orners getting on my nerve with all these party
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: and a funerals. Put your people in the ground, troubles
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: and everything, and I can't hear none of that.
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: Second, the.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: New Orleans fuddle anyway, all your cash is sitting up
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: in the air. Put them in the ground below three level.
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: Move on from New Orleans.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Well let it keep you level or whatever. But I
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: don't want to walk by look at you, and you're
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: laying right there with you.
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: I left.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Scar ask cemetery, what is the sweating sweats your last question.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Shirley, Well, yeah, I wanted to. I don't know if
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: you heard Steve earlier.
• 45:26
  Speaker 7: He was talking about one of his employees might not
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: be there because they I guess they messed up a
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: dish of his for Thanksgiving research. Yeah, I heard. What's
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: your take on when.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: They guys to go.
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: They shouldn't be your employees anymore. For employees supposed to
• 45:43
  Speaker 8: follow instructions. Now, Mama Bridge gave him the directions for
• 45:47
  Speaker 8: the sweet Potato pat.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: He took it upon himself to go and do some research.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving is not the time for research. Is due to
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: damn recipe. Nobody asks you to research nothing.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, I can't believe.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: I can't believe Kemp him that long.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: The nephew and today's prank phone call.
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
• 46:09
  Speaker 7: Show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: I Gotta have faith. Okay, but right now the nephew
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: is here. We'll get into that in just a few
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: because right now the nephew is here and it's a
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: time for the prank phone call. What you got for
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: his nephew?
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: I got one for you, sir.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: But before we start, I gotta thank everybody that came
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: out and checked us out in Newark, New Jersey. That
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: would be me and Sheryl Underwood, Faness Mitchell and Dominique
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: did the damn thing at the NJPAC and we want
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: to say thank you, thank you, thank you for a
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: wonderful time. All right, all right, I'll let you know
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: after this prank. Well, the nephew is headed next. But
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: right now, this right here is you've been driving my car.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: You've been driving my car. Okay, all right, cat dog,
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: if you would hello.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to reach Curtis please, Yeah, this is kurtiys
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: you the one worked at the hotel and you do
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: ballet parking.
• 47:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you're working.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, let me tell you something. You the one that
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: parked my seven fifty bmw S. You just took the
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: change out of my car, that the loose change I
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: had in there, and you also the put one hundred
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: miles on there. And I know you the one did it,
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: because you the one I tell I tellt you you
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: parked it. And then when I came back, you the
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: one brought my card back and I tept you. I
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: know you the one put them damn miles on my car.
• 47:30
  Speaker 9: On man, hold on, wait, wait, hold on, hold on?
• 47:31
  Speaker 9: Who is this?
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: My name is Jason Man, Jason, Jason.
• 47:35
  Speaker 9: Why don't you get my numbers?
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: I got your number from the hotel manager. I told
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: him I needed a folk the Curtis who threw the
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: ballet Parker, and they gave me your number. You the
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: one put these miles. Man, you put a hundred miles
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: over there. Ain't lend on.
• 47:47
  Speaker 9: Ain't putting up the holes in your car.
• 47:48
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 47:48
  Speaker 9: That's all I do is just get the cars and
• 47:50
  Speaker 9: parking that shit. I ain't ain't. I ain't taking no
• 47:53
  Speaker 9: change to nobody car easther.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: You the one took my change I had.
• 47:56
  Speaker 9: I had th D.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Jakes in there in the in the in the CD player.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: When I got in there, it was a bigger smiles
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: or somebody in there. You the one was in my car. Man.
• 48:05
  Speaker 9: Man, I don't even know how to work that radio.
• 48:06
  Speaker 9: And there, Man, look what I probably puk your car
• 48:10
  Speaker 9: because I parted a whole lot of cars and I
• 48:13
  Speaker 9: just we You can tell you maybe somebody else probably
• 48:16
  Speaker 9: took your car and drove it around, But I don't know.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: We can work at the hotel and do valet parking.
• 48:23
  Speaker 9: How many am I working? Did do by the parking?
• 48:26
  Speaker 9: But that's how I do is part of the cars.
• 48:27
  Speaker 9: I don't tell nobody car driving around the town. I'll
• 48:29
  Speaker 9: steal nothing from the car. Ain't no thief. Man.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Hey man, let me tell you something, man. I know
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: you the one put these miles on here you hear me.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: I know you was the one man put hold on.
• 48:39
  Speaker 9: Hold on Manok. Look look man, I'm on probation right now,
• 48:41
  Speaker 9: right so, I mean, ain't got no time to be
• 48:43
  Speaker 9: still nothing not about nobody calls. I'm just I'm just
• 48:46
  Speaker 9: part time job man, just parking. Call them trying to
• 48:49
  Speaker 9: take care of me and my little girl.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 48:50
  Speaker 9: I'm telling you. If somebody did take your car and
• 48:52
  Speaker 9: drive it around and steal something from your car, we
• 48:54
  Speaker 9: can we can figure out you know what I'm talking about,
• 48:56
  Speaker 9: if you just bring the car and you just coming
• 48:58
  Speaker 9: and we could talk to the managers and fire that out.
• 49:00
  Speaker 9: But I promise you, I promise you it wasn't me. Man.
• 49:02
  Speaker 9: If you just do one live, you know, we'll find
• 49:04
  Speaker 9: out what happened with your car.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: You the one did it, man, You the one put
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: a hundred miles on my car. You had that Red
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Bes song, you had that name tag Steve Curtis. You
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: pulled off in and you pulled back up in. You
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: the only one told me you'll miss the one.
• 49:19
  Speaker 9: Hey man, Hey, Loia was a little bit. Man, hold on,
• 49:22
  Speaker 9: I can't. I can't hear you.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: Nah, I know you can hear me. You're gonna hear
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: me when I get in your So you're gonna hear
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: me when I do that. But telling me, I said,
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: you gonna hear me when I get in your because
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: you put that hundred miles on it. I'm gonna come
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: up to that damn.
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: Many putting one hundred miles in your car. Right, I'm
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: just hey, man, you know what. I just scared nothing
• 49:42
  Speaker 9: from your car. Ain't putting a hundred miles in your car? Right,
• 49:44
  Speaker 9: I told you I'm on probation right now. Now, that's
• 49:47
  Speaker 9: what I was doing. I go to work, I parked
• 49:49
  Speaker 9: these cars, and I'm coming home and take care of
• 49:51
  Speaker 9: me in my gall right. Ain't putting one hundred miles
• 49:53
  Speaker 9: on your car, man, I ain't take your car. That's
• 49:55
  Speaker 9: all I did was throw up your car and talked it.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Man. That's it now, that ain't what you're good.
• 50:00
  Speaker 9: You don't know what the loss there.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Lose change out of now. And you also for one
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: hundred mile. It was like one hundred and four miles
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: extraw on that car. When I got back the let
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: me tell you something, man, I'm gonna come up with
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: when do you work again? When do you work tomorrow?
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: I work tomorrow.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Ay, What time do y'all get there?
• 50:16
  Speaker 9: I'll be at six o'clock.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, And I'm coming up there in five forty five.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: And guess what, mister Curtis, I'm gonna deal with your
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: little by myself.
• 50:25
  Speaker 9: Lord, No, come the float some to that job. That
• 50:29
  Speaker 9: job there you dogs pring it slip to the job.
• 50:31
  Speaker 9: What can I call?
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: You?
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Say?
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: You have to get I said, I got a black
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: seven fifty BMW. I'm coming up there when I get
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: out of it. Hew you ready, he'll curtins hew y'all ready.
• 50:42
  Speaker 9: Already already know I'm gonna be ready. I'm gonna be ready.
• 50:45
  Speaker 9: I'm having a little verse on for you too. It's
• 50:47
  Speaker 9: gonna say, Curtis, this bring you up black. You sound
• 50:50
  Speaker 9: like you're black.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Then I'm black. I'm black, my car black, and I'm
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: finna get in you're black tomorrow.
• 50:57
  Speaker 9: Tell you this stuff. We talk today to day. I'm
• 51:00
  Speaker 9: telling you I'm ship.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Just talk.
• 51:06
  Speaker 9: I'm telling you this. You want you all, I'm telling
• 51:09
  Speaker 9: you it wants me. I mean you want to take you?
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: Tell man, I got one more thing I need to say.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: You Curry, you listen to me? What is you listening?
• 51:17
  Speaker 8: Sure?
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: His nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: You just got pranked by your boy DC. Who do
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: Valet parking with you?
• 51:29
  Speaker 9: What? What'd you say?
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Hey, currys my homeboy? Did you do? Is it another
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: guy worked there named TC that do valet parking?
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: Hey man, this nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Morning Show. He got me the prank phone called you.
• 51:45
  Speaker 9: Oh man, I'm gonna get that now. Oh Lord, Jesus man,
• 51:50
  Speaker 9: my hot wll be man maaws be so fast as
• 51:53
  Speaker 9: I thought, I was about to go back down to Lord.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: You knew you know you you was going back carry I'm.
• 52:00
  Speaker 9: Chilling you, man, it was about to be over. It
• 52:02
  Speaker 9: was about to be over. The first person out of
• 52:04
  Speaker 9: saw got out. He was about to get it. I'm
• 52:09
  Speaker 9: chilling you.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Curtis. You got to be strong, man.
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: You're gonna be strong for show. For Shure Man little body.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: To push your buddy that hat you going on? Man,
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: just be strong.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: I hear you.
• 52:20
  Speaker 9: I'm not gonna talk you know, I'm gonna keep it straight.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 52:23
  Speaker 9: You know all right, man.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: Stay strong, you gotta take care this little girl. Boy.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: You can't go back in there. Alriddy, all right, I
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: got one more thing I gotta ask you, man, what
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: is what is the baddest sometime at the baddest radio
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: show in the lane? Man?
• 52:36
  Speaker 9: That's Steve, who have the morning show?
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Baby? All right?
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Come on right after the holidays. You know I need it.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: You know I need some prank praise up in here.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: You know, minute that little holiday got beside yourself? Come on,
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: where's the prank and praise?
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: We can't take off, we can't take off.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: We come back. You get back to praise in.
• 53:02
  Speaker 9: Lood.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: As we get back up in here, get out your job,
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: get on your job. And I'm gonna let y'all know
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: where I'm going next. But I also got something for
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: for the crew that I think we should do together.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: All right. Next stop is December twenty eighth. December twenty eight,
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: that is the New Year's Comedy Jam. They call it
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: the New Year's Comedy Jam. You got Larace Woods, you
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: got Tony Roberts, all right, you got Bruce Bruce, you got.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Lou Nell, you got Red.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Grant and hosted by yours truly nephew, Tommy. That is
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: in Washington, d C. At the Dog Constitution Hall. All right,
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: think it's our own sale right now. Guess up, big.
• 53:39
  Speaker 8: Dogs, your uncle holds the record for the most sold
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: out shows at down Constitution Hall, Washington, d C.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Thank you, that's what That's what they So you know where.
• 53:51
  Speaker 8: When you walk out there, just you know, just know
• 53:54
  Speaker 8: when you come through that curtain off to the right
• 53:56
  Speaker 8: side of the state, have to roll through that quite a.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Number of times. All right, well, let's.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: Sell, let's staing out so we can catch up to
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: the uncle.
• 54:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Saturday, December twenty eight, one more time Tony Robberts, Lance Woods,
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Bruce Bruce Little nail Red Grant hosted by yours truly nephew,
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Timy Dark Constitutional Thigs. Don't see him right now. So
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: here's what I want to ask you. I think from
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: what's today's day? This is the December second, Carling, Is
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: that what to day is?
• 54:26
  Speaker 12: Yeah, Today's December second, Monday, December second.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: Can we do can we do a a can we
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: do a diet together?
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: From now to Christmas evening?
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: No, well, from not a Christmasing, a.
• 54:42
  Speaker 7: Diety, Thanksgiving and Chris Christmas, catch us inanuary.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe everybody doing that.
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: No, we just got our eggs out.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: On Steve.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Wait a, yeah, shutting comfort just got.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: That's going to mean all this food. So let's just
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: what we purge together. We died together past okay a
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: third time with English.
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: We wait all year for this. If the answer is no, no,
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: all right, come die.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: A date.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: My damn coming up next Strawberry Letter. Like I said, subject,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I gotta have faith.
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: We'll get into it right after this.
• 55:30
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  Speaker 7: it could be yours.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry letter.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. Subject.
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: I gotta have faith here, Stephen Shirley. I'm a twenty
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: six year old single man and I'm in a strange situation.
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: My mom is forty four years old and recently divorced,
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: so we're very close. She threw a friends giving celebration
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: on the Saturday before Thanksgiving and she made me come
• 56:52
  Speaker 7: to it. I was there taking shots with her best friend,
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: who helped raise me, and I got drunker than I expected.
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: My mom's friend, Faith, offered me a ride home with
• 57:03
  Speaker 7: her in an Uber because I was in no shape
• 57:06
  Speaker 7: to drive. Faith and I got in the back seat
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: and we had a longer ride. Because my mom moved downtown.
• 57:12
  Speaker 7: Faith said she was sleepy, so she put her head
• 57:15
  Speaker 7: on my lap. She loves to play with me, but
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: I was shocked when she started tickling me between my legs.
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: That's when I saw that Faith was a little tipsy too.
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: Next thing I know, she untied the drawstring of my
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: sweatpants and reached into my underwear. All I could do
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: was throw my head back and enjoy the ride. We
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: got to my house and she asked if she could
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: come in. Yes, of course you can, I said. Faith
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: was at my house from Saturday night till Monday, and
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: she came back and cooked Thanksgiving dinner. I am crazy
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: about the sex, but I don't know if I can
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: keep sneaking around with her. We both made up excuses
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: when my mom asked us what we were doing for
• 57:59
  Speaker 7: the thing Thanksgiving. Faith is forty and she said I'm
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: mature for my age. She offered to take care of
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: me and do nice things for me. I think I
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: should tell my mom, but Faith said she doesn't need
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: to know. I love how Faith makes me feel and
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: how she's down for whatever in the bedroom. Is it
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: wrong for us to keep this a secret?
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Well, the truth is you are.
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: Strong on this older woman's faith, and forty year old
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: Faith is just doing what she wanted to do. Obviously,
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: since you've become of age and you're twenty six now.
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: The reason Faith doesn't want to tell your mom is
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: a valid one. It's because she has enough life experience
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: to understand that your mom probably won't approve of her
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: best friend dating and having sex with her son. It's
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: just going to be weird to her, her being your mom.
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: In this case, you might like the sex with Faith.
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: To quote you, you said, I am crazy about the sex.
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: You might like it, but are you going to really
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: feel much like a man when she starts? You know,
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: she says she wants to take care of you, doing
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: nice things for you.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: And all of that.
• 59:11
  Speaker 7: I know it's different these days, but isn't a man
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: supposed to take care of the woman?
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Just saying?
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: And why you want to tell your mom if it
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: comes up. That's one thing you guys will have to
• 59:21
  Speaker 7: deal with that issue when it comes up. But a
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: grown man wouldn't be feeling guilty about his relationship and
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: running to his mom telling her his business. That just
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: wouldn't happen. This whole thing is kind of messy right now,
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: so I say keep it to yourself, keep it a
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: secret until you decide if it's real with Faith or
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: what you have with faith is just a fling with
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: an older woman and nothing serious.
• 59:44
  Speaker 8: Steve, Well, let's just go get to this letter right here.
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: This could be one of my all time favorites. Subject
• 59:51
  Speaker 8: I gotta have faith, Yes you do, Yes you do.
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: The subject of letter is I gotta have faith. My
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: response to this letter is yes you do.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: And young man, let me give you a different way
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: to look at this letter.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 8: Let's change a few words and it so it makes
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 8: more sense. Did Stephen Shirley.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: I'm a twenty six year old single man and I'm
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: in a strange situation.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Stop saying that. Stop saying that. Don't say that no more.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: I'm twenty six year old single man and I'm in
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 8: a situation. That's all this is. Stop saying this strange.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 8: Don't say that no more. See you making it sound
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 8: like it's bad. I'm wrong with it. Just shut your
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 8: damn mouth. You in a situation.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: My mom is forty four years old and recently divorced,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: so we're very close.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 8: That's another thing. Stop stop saying you close to your mama.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 8: Don't worry about that this time separate. Cut the biblical cord.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: Stop being a mama's boy. Stop saying you close to
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: your damn mama. The cord got cut at birth.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: Let it go.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: It's in the trash with the placenta. Just let it go.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 8: She threw a friendship celebration on the sadday before Thanksgiving,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: and she made me come to it.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: That's cause y'all close.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: I was there taking shots with her best friend who
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 8: helped raise me, and I got drunken than I expected.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: All right, my mom's friend.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 8: Faith offered me a ride home in an uber because
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: I was in no shape to drive.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Faith. That's what we all should do.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 8: Take care of people who we know are inebriated so
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: we have less trouble out on the road. She did
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 8: the right thing. And oh, by the way, I think, Alima,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 8: I have saved this. Come in about fame. Faith and
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 8: I got in the back seat and we had a
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 8: longer ride because my mom moved downtown. Thank God, did
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: your mama move downtown? Faith said she was sleepy, so
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 8: she put her head on my left right there. Pull
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 8: over now night, where this little letter to you could
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: turn that. Nobody can't take a nap on my left.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Nobody. You might be sleep but I damn showing the
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: whole body.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Can't take a nap on my left if you lay
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: your head on my left.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 8: The one person right now that ain't sleeping is me.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 8: She loves to play with me. Oh, but I was
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: shocked when she started tickling me between my legs.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Right there. Oh, we ain't nobody sleeping.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: Now we'll have.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Hell coming up.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: Hell.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter, subject I gotta have faith.
• 1:02:55
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  Speaker 7: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: The subject I Gotta have faith.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: The subject is I gotta have faith, and my response
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: to that is, yes, you do. I've suggested to this
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 8: young man how to view this letter so he can
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 8: take a different perspective. I'm twenty six year old single man.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: I'm in a strange situation. No, you not stop staying
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 8: this strange. You just in a situation. My mom is
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 8: forty years old, recently divorce. Also, we're very close. That's
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 8: another thing. Stop saying you're close to your mama. Let
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 8: that go.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: You and your mama. Cool.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 8: Stop saying you're very close. Stop being a mama. Mama's
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: boy is over. She threw a friendship celebration on the
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: Saturday before Thanksgiving and she made me come. I was
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 8: taking shots with her best friend, who helped raise me,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: and I got drunken than I expected. My mom's free
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: and Faith offered me a ride home with her in
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 8: an Uber because I was in no shape to drive.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: That's very good, protecting people out on the street from
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 8: drunk and drive. Faith that I got in the back
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 8: seat and we had a longer ride because my mom
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: moved downtown.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool. So I'm assuming it's dark outside.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 8: It's dark. It's dark. I'm saying it's dark because after
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 8: thanks it's dark. You get dark early.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 8: Faith says she was sleepy, so she put her head
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 8: on my left that is what it letter changed. I'm
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: just telling you right now. Know everybody, and I mean nope,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 8: can put their heads.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: Nobody.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: You might be sleepy, but I damn sure once you
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: lay on my laugh.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Forget it.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: And you are a female. This is now.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 8: A full blown situation with possibilities. Now she loves to
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 8: play with me. I don't know what that means, but
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 8: we got to it.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: But I was shocked when she started tickling me between
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: my legs.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, right here, what we're talking about now?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Tickle tickle ha ha he he Hell I bet I
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: don't laugh though. You can't tickle me between my legs
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: and get laughter.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: You can get something, but it ain't gonna be laughter.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 8: That's not what you're gonna get. A reaction, but it
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: ain't gonna be laughter. Ain't nobody gonna be laughing. That's
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 8: when I saw that Faith was a little tipsy too.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: I don't give a damn if Faith just came from church.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: I found out she was tipsy too. Well, you tickling
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 8: me between my legs and your head is in my lap.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Damn that Faith is fine. I don't care what faith
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: looks like right now. Faith is fine.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: Next thing I know she untied the drawstring on my
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 8: sweatpants and reached into my underwear.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, how funny is that? Though?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: That tickling you between your thighs? He bet you wasn't
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: laughing now, boy was she?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: All I could do was throw my head back and
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: enjoy the ride.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that the first thing he said in the letter.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: That was true.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: All I could do was throw my head back in
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: the enjoy the ride.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: We got to my house and she asked if she
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 8: could come in. Guess what the next best thing?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: He said?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Well, yes, corse, you can't come on? Boy, it took us, Yes,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: of course you can't.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: Couldn't.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Can I come inside? Where are you going? I done
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: already sent the uber hole? Hell yeah, you come in.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 8: Faith was at my house from Saturday night till Monday,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 8: and she came back and cooked Thanksgiving dinner. I am
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 8: crazy about the sex. Yes, called faith forty. Faith knows
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 8: some things. But I don't know if I can keep
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 8: sneaking around with her. Why not? All of a sudden, see, boy,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 8: you was going good?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: See this? What see? All I could do here? This way?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 8: You started doing what was right. All I could do
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: was throw my head back and enjoy the ride. That
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 8: was the first thing. Then she said, can I come inside?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 8: And you said, yes, of course you can. Now you
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 8: had came around to what manhood is. And then you said,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 8: I don't know if I could keep sneaking around with her?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 7: Why can't you?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 10: What not?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 8: Then he said, Then he said, we both made up
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 8: excuses when my mom asked us what we was doing
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: for Thanksgiving, because y'all have done some things where you
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 8: can't make eye contact right now, because'll you ever done
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: some stuff the night before when you were so ashamed
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 8: you couldn't even make eye contact with the other person
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 8: I'm talking, I just had to look off. Yes, Faith
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 8: is forty, and she said, I'm mature for my age. Okay,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 8: now she.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: Offered to take care of me and do nice things
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: for me. Yes, this young man is called a blessing.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: This is called grace favor.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 7: Really you're really doing?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 8: I think I should tell my mom you're stupid? What
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 8: is your finna tell your mama fault? You better not
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: open your damn moum, your little dumb ass boy. I'd
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 8: have told you you and your mama ain't close no more.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 8: That's why I told you stop saying y'all close. Faith
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: says she don't need to know Faith. No, she don't
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 8: need to know.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: I know how.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 8: Faith makes me feel and how she's down for whatever
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 8: in the bedroom.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Is it wrong for us to keep this a secret? Son?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: You have to keep it a secret.
• 1:09:33
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
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  Speaker 1: you got junior?
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  Speaker 14: All right, let's go over Shirley Week thirteen, NFL Colts
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 14: over the Patriots twenty five to twenty four.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: I to pick that one.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: You need to pick that one.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 14: Yeah, Higo on Uh this Stealers Man, the Stealers over
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 14: the Bengals forty.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Four to thirty eight. I to pick that one too.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 14: Don them charges over the Falcon seventeen thirteen.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have picked that one. Oh Man, Seahawks and
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: the Jets.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 14: Seahawks take the Jets twenty six twenty one.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: I'd have bet that one.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 14: Would you would have bet this one? Texans open Jaguars
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 14: twenty three to twenty.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: Hell, yeah, I have bet on the Texas.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 14: And the Vikings beat the Cardinals twenty three to twenty two.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: I'd have picked the Cardinals.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Oh man, he go one.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 14: The Commanders man the Commanders forty to to nineteen over
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 14: the Titan hell.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: Yatta pick that forty two balling.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 14: Daniel, Yeah, here go one. Uh, you would pick this too.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 14: The Buccaneers over the Panthers twenty six to twenty three.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: I pick anybody over Pam, you know, big un Man.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 14: The Rams beat the Saints twenty one to fourteen.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 7: Oh he gonna go with those.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 14: The Eagles beat the Ravens twenty four to nineteen I'd
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 14: have picked.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: That sept because of Jaylen Hurt. I'm always gonna go
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: with q Son.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 7: Always allay cuteness, cue, I thought you sink you said.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: Not a lot of cutey.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 7: Not what we know.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 8: We don't, we don't, matter of fact, we don't really
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 8: want cute people in our friend. Take your little pretty
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 8: ass over there with them capitals. Take your little pretty
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 8: ass over there with them capitains and going through the
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 8: little stroll and do the little ship and all out there.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 8: Get you all that in there because we start.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 14: How you feel about these lines, Detroit lines? Man, they
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 14: beat the Bears twenty three to twenty.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 8: Man, Hell yeah, we're gonna beat the line and the
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 8: coach ain't got no more job. No, that's the dumbest
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 8: last have the seven seconds of football I've ever seen about, Like, hey, nobody,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 8: what the hell was they thinking about that? Coach said
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 8: that to the game.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: I'm comfortable with my decision, kid, and want the ass
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: out of work too, fine, budd, Yes, oh my.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 14: Goodness, all right, picking this man, the Cowboys and Giants.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 14: The Cowboys beat the Giants twenty seven to twenty.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: You would pick that one upm No, but that's funny though.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: The Cowboys having a rough year. Boy, they have a
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: rough year.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 14: Yeah there they were all right, Oh here we go
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 14: mad the Broncos and the Brown play tonight.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: How you feeling about this now?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: Cleveland baby, Jason Wiston got a believe Yeah, I'd have
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: had a good week. I'd have picked all my honest
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: about my pics.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: What about Deshaun Watson? Is anything going on with DeShawn?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Cleveland ain't a good place to be having a
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: bad time coming up and supported people don't all.
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  Speaker 7: My wife thinks her husband has two cell phones and
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 7: she's got questions for you, Steve. Right after this, you're
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 7: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 7: This is from Srwanda in Southfield. Swanda says, I was
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 7: in bed watching a movie with my husband. His phone rang,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 7: so he silenced it. Five minutes later, he asked if
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 7: I wanted some wine, and he went to the kitchen.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: He left his phone on.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 7: The charger with the power off. I could hear him
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 7: whispering in the kitchen, but his cell phone was by
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 7: me and he wasn't on our home phone. When he
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 7: came back with the wine, I asked to was he
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 7: talking to? And he said he was singing, And I
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 7: need to stop questioning here, boy, I have a search.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 7: I have searched high and low to see if he
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 7: has another cell phone. Was he really singing or was
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 7: the wine just an excuse to go make a call.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 8: Well, first of all, you have not seen a second phone,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 8: and you've searched high and low, so I don't even
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 8: know if he got a second phone. But I know
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 8: sometimes like it'll sound like I'm talking because I like
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 8: a lot of slow.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: So like, if I'm in the kitchen, would you mind.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 8: If I touched, if I kissed, if I held you
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 8: tight in the morning light.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: That's a song. Yeah, that's a song. Oh I miss you,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: miss you, miss you, miss you. That's a song. So
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: you're trying to say, up the baby, that's a song.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 7: If you do know the difference between singing and honey.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 12: Well you do know that a woman would know the
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 12: difference between some lyrics and.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: A well hold on, now, hold on, now, hold on.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: I have the perfect answer for that.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 8: He can't you answer hello?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: And you ain't he motherly because if he was singing,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: he'd be a sing up.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: He can't sing. I'm not going for that. He can't.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 8: No, No, I can't. I can't say I work, I
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 8: drive PEPSI truck. I'm not a single baby. And quick
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 8: question to me, now, I left the phone plugged up,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 8: Daddy is the phone is in there?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: But that's all he was talking to I could have
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: been in there. The hell where the wine that? Now?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: If you come back, you ain't.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 7: Got no wine that he had the wine he had,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 7: You got to.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Come back with the wine. God.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: I talked to Tommy all the time, so I can
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: say I'm talking to me out and I.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 8: Do that all the time. My wife said that all
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 8: the time, Steve, you're talking to yourself. Yeah, she said,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 8: why do you do that? Winting does that too, because
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 8: I gotta run it by myself to see how it sounds.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: Before I say it out loud.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 8: Because I hear it out loud and it don't sound
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 8: good that I know how to say it. My problem
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 8: is the whole lot of what I say sound.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: Good to me.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: You cleared.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: The headbody filtering it and then said it all over
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: the internet.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah you don't use that on this show, though. You
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 7: just say it.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: No, I've even cleared.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you just clear you just clear.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: Bruh and't the problem?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 8: Let me see see the problem, ladies, is y'all won't
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 8: to find something wrong with it.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 12: If her intuition is saying that her man is on
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 12: the phone talking to somebody else in the kitchen, well.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: Get up and goes.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: Where is the phone? Where is the phone?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: Search?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 8: She doesn't search high and low. Don't nobody know how
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 8: to search like a woman? Nobody homide.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you right now, what since you want
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: to know? It's a ghost in the house. And I've
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: been telling you this ghost.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: A three year.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 8: I don't want you to know nothing about this goal,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 8: but this ghost. All right, I'm going one step further
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 8: than that time. I'm gonna tell her where to fold at.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: Oh really, where it's at. He's taking the back of
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: the refrigerators.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 7: All right, coming out, We'll have more of the Steve
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 7: Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: I put a lot of stuff behind that frigerator.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 7: Well, guys, don't forget Tune in tomorrow. Tune in tomorrow.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 7: That's Tuesday, December third, because Steve, your documentary Father Figures
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 7: will air on The Doctor Phil Merit TV. That's where
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 7: it's going to be. It's gonna air on Doctor Phil
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 7: Primetime Merit TV. It's streaming free Unmerit Plus. It's airing
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 7: at eight pm seventh Central, and it will feature you, Steve,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 7: Doctor Phil, Kirk Franklin, and Cam New, a lot of people.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 8: And just so you know, just putting it out here
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 8: right now. We shot this special this summer at my
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 8: ranch on Father's Day week, just looking at all grass
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 8: is green. Everybody got on T shirt. It's airing in December.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 8: This is after the Trump rally. Just want to put
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 8: that out there, so when y'all come for me, I'm
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: just letting you know Uncle Steve did this and I
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 8: was debating on whether to let it air or not.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 8: But because we have different political views, I can't stop
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 8: the work that I'm doing for these young people.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: So I'm trying to help these young people and we
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: need help.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 8: I'm trying to get this ranch build out completely for
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 8: these boys and girls. So many lives were changing, and
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 8: that's what it's about. Lord, I didn't know he was
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 8: gonna say that at your truth that God knows.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 7: I didn't know that.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: I'm sitting up here going as soon as he said it,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: I went, God, Dog Harvey, stay trench, Trump, shut our show,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: damn mouth.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 7: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Come
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  Speaker 7: of would you rather now? When you're sick? Would you
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 7: rather some Vix vapor rub or would you rather ginger ale?
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  Speaker 7: Which one?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Oh Vix?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 7: What Vick? You're sick?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: I ain't finn to help you now? I gotta put
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: all this on my chest. I got to stink. You
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: gotta put this on.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm with Tommy on that Vicks vapor rub thing,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 8: because yeah, you need help.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: You got to put it under your nose.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 8: You got to put it on a hot cloth on
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 8: your chest, You got to put it on your feet,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 8: put them socks on the hell I need to belch
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 8: for the hell that I'm finn to drink this ginger ale.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 7: For it depends on what kind of sick you are.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: What do ginger ale do?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 7: If you got some ache of stomach?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, boy, you better get some ginger. Y'all need to
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: grow up.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 13: Hell ginger ale, you need ginger all right?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: Would you like a quiet New Year's Eve at home?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 7: Would you rather a quiet New Year's Eve at home
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 7: or with your wife? Or New Year's even Las Vegas
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 7: at a club?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 14: No?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: Where I can go to Vegas at a club. I
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: have to be at home with my wife. Sure is
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: she got the club too?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 7: To wifey, Yeah, I go to the club with one. Okay,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 7: I do that.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: We didn't wanted the well not to ask me to
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: go to no club on New Years He ain't no, you're.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: This year, do you feel like at midnight?
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: Don't the law drop, ain't keys nothing everything in there
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: and it got cold. We wake up any.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: Morning, all right?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 7: So this year do you feel more like Santa Claus
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: or would you rather Ebaneze or Scrooge? Which one would
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 7: your Santa? Would you rather?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 8: I'm seven close, I got grand kids, Santa?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: Why would I go with the Scrooge? Yeah, that's just
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: the question.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, It isn't about the most craziest.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: Would you rather that? This?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 7: One twelve foot Christmas tree or three? Seven foot Christmas tree?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: One twelve foot, twelve.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: Feet, three seven foot or three?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 12: Uh huh?
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 8: For Tommy though, I want I want twelve. Put a
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 8: star on that seven foot tree. I can put you
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 8: right up there, and you got knock the tree to have.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: Twelve.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not listening to him.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: That's today's roundup? Would you rather? Coming up next? It's
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  Speaker 7: All right, here we are, guys, last break of the day,
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  Speaker 7: and it's been a good day.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Everybody feel good? Everybody good?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Hello?
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: On for Christmas?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 7: Were we got twenty three January tomorrow?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 12: Well twenty three days though, right, today's second Monday, the
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 12: second right, so yeah, twenty three days.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: What you're getting your wife, Dave? That will help them?
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: That'll help me know what to do. I got some
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: words out already. I'm trying to me it. See what mean? Well,
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: you know, don't you see what's available and stuff like that?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 12: You know?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm at them way past that.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 8: Just you know, blous and flowers. I can't do that. Yeah,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 8: I'm weed, I'm weird. I'm on the other side. I
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 8: got to come up with stuff that you create.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: Getting harder to yeah, because it's just harder, man. I
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: you know, I just.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 7: Make something, make something, makes up.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: Nobody want to want no damn crafts, something that they
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: think that from the kids can make an ass tray
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: of popsticicle sticks all that. You can't cut that into
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: your wife talking about I made you something here, go
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: upang well.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: Feed hobby lobby.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he made you. He made this T shirt for
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: you and threw some glitter on it. See it sparkless, handmade.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: That's why it ain't straight.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 7: You could write, write something, writer a song.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: That ain't what you were saying. Now we're grown ass women.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 7: Don't want that she has she has everything, right.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll get some more everything. Don't go in.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 7: So hard for you.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 8: Give us some more everything. Don't go in there with
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 8: no damn craft trying to be creative.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: Candle, I made these gloves. What what.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: Hey, baby? I know how you always be cold at that.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: I brought you these foot warmans you can put inside
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: your socks.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 7: What know you from the hard.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay. Do this.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: A brother that's got a budget of five hundred for
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: his for his girl, for his lady. They got a
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: budget of five.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: Hundred forgive a lot of money.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well, you know you've been to save up. You
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 8: know it's coming. Five hundred. Man, you gotta spend five
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 8: hundred on your wife for Christmas?
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 12: What you're gonna get anyway? Rich people problems five hundred
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 12: dollars come.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 7: On with the budget that five hundred.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 8: Hun You know many five hundred dollars gift cards I
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 8: could give rup.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 7: That would a gift card.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: I love card at Nimon Markers and Sacks.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 8: You know they stuff like that where they can go
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 8: and feel like they're doing something baller. You know that
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 8: would be good gift certificate as Sacks or Nemen Markets,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 8: something like that. Depending on what your financial level is.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 8: Don't give her the five hundred dollars gift certificate at Walmart.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: Don't don't do that. Gotta make a.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 8: Hundred and something extra you want, you want them to
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 8: feel special, So five hundred dollars a cold five hundred,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 8: five hundred to get a nice purse.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: Don't want it?
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 12: Yes, Okay, your airline ticket somewhere or girls trip or something.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but do five hundred dollars getting there? How much
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: of coach bad?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 12: Cause you can get something nice five hundred dollars, that's
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 12: a lot.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 8: I'm just trying to think of what that five hundred
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 8: dollars do. I can't walk in there with none of that.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just being real my life.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 8: This ain't your telling you. I'm gonna tell y'all something.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 8: Everybody but everybody want money. Let me tell you something
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 8: more money, more problems. It's just gonna be something I
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 8: told let the one do. He said, well, okay, let's switch.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, let me see.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: And I understood where it was coming from.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 8: And I also learned not to complain too about my position,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 8: because that's staying out read a long time ago. You
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 8: can't complain about what all is on your plate when
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 8: your whole goal was to eat, because I do remember
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 8: when this plate was in that part, I do remember,
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 8: and that's the part of it that keeps me humble,
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 8: and that's the part that keeps me working, because I
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 8: do remember when the plate was absolutely empty and I
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 8: had no idea how to feel it. And now that
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 8: it's full. You can't complain. You just can't complain.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 8: And I tell you, I tell you something I did
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 8: that was very, very helpful. I sat down on November tenth.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 8: I remember the day because I put it in my
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 8: notes section and it's listed in my notes and I'm
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 8: going to show it to you at a distance. So
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 8: these are my notes and it says right here, November tenth,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 8: Sunday night. So almost a month ago. I went down
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 8: and I just started listing everything I was grateful for.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: And look at this list. It just goes on and
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: on and on. I was just things I was grateful for.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: And so what I did was, at the end of it,
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: I wrote, in Jesus' name, I claim all these things
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: because I was thanking him for stuff that was pending
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: it and stuff that I was working on, and stuff
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: that had happened.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: I was praying for healing and family.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 8: And at the end of it, I said, I claim
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 8: all these things in Jesus name. And what I found
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 8: out was I started reading that list every morning when
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  Speaker 8: I wake up. Since November tenth, every I have not
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