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50 Cent Bengals VS Rams Tommy's New Shows Bathing Question and more · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, y'all A sun giving them like the million
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  Speaker 1: bucks things in the through good it sting together for
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  Speaker 1: I don't join Jo. You gotta turn you, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn to turn them out. You got to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Then turn the water the water go. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your thing, huh I show well a good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, come on dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I
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  Speaker 1: need everybody today, everybody that's listening. I need you to
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  Speaker 1: catch fire today. I want you to catch fire today.
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  Speaker 1: You want to phrase it another way, I want you
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  Speaker 1: to catch on fire today. But I need you to
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  Speaker 1: catch fire today. I need today to be today that
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  Speaker 1: you stop complaining and you do something. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: why a lot of people can't move forward in their
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  Speaker 1: life because they complaining about their past? They always complaining,
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  Speaker 1: man about something? Is that explains the reason why they are.
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  Speaker 1: Let me help you with this right here. If you
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  Speaker 1: are steady complaining about the reason you are, you know,
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  Speaker 1: if I hadn't have met this man, if I hadn't
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  Speaker 1: have been involved with this, and if I hadn't had
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  Speaker 1: this baby. If I had to never went down there,
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  Speaker 1: if I hadn't got arrested, if I hadn't it this,
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  Speaker 1: if I hadn't it, if I had to just finish school,
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  Speaker 1: if I hadn't a hey, hey, hey, stop stop all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff that you're complaining about, everything that you keep
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  Speaker 1: allowing to resonate with you as a reason to justify
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  Speaker 1: and explain you're not being successful. Can I share something
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  Speaker 1: with you about all of that? Guess what it is?
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  Speaker 1: You didn't got past all of it. You didn't had
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  Speaker 1: the baby, you got arrested, they didn't kill you, You
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  Speaker 1: didn't finish school, but you still standing. You met that man,
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  Speaker 1: he gone, He involved with two other women. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: I got three other kids. Guess what. You still here
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  Speaker 1: and the baby's here. You got over all the injustices
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  Speaker 1: that were done to you. You got something happened to
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  Speaker 1: you when you as a kid. You're an adult now.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody did something to you when you was a little boy.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what, man, Now, some thing's happened to you that
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  Speaker 1: you haven't found closure on. The person that you're looking
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  Speaker 1: for closure from has moved on. Can I tell you
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  Speaker 1: that everything that has happened to you do you know
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  Speaker 1: you've gotten past it, So why are you steady complaining
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  Speaker 1: about what has happened to you that has caused you
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  Speaker 1: to be in this position? But do you understand that
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  Speaker 1: it's prohibiting you from moving forward? Stop complaining today, catch fire.
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  Speaker 1: Let your pass be your pass. I've told us to
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  Speaker 1: you a hundred times on this radio, but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: say it again. Bishop Jake's told me something man that
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  Speaker 1: helped me so greatly. You can't drive your car if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna keep looking in the rearview mirror. That's why
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  Speaker 1: the windshield is huge. The windshield is huge. The rearview
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  Speaker 1: mirror is this tiny thing that sits up there. Now
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  Speaker 1: all is far. It's so you can see stuff that's
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  Speaker 1: coming up on you. All the review mirror for is
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  Speaker 1: so you can assure yourself or listen to this. The
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  Speaker 1: review mirror is empt there to assure you that you've
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  Speaker 1: cleared something. See. That's what the review mirrors for. So
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  Speaker 1: when you pass it corn you want to switch lanes,
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  Speaker 1: you can glance upday and it says, okay, you're clear.
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  Speaker 1: Now you passed it. You can switch lanes. That's how
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  Speaker 1: all the review mirrors for It ain't for you to
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  Speaker 1: stare at and dictate your life with what you're tripping for. Man,
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  Speaker 1: catch fire today today, Man quick complaining about everything that
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  Speaker 1: had happened to you? Life is ten percent of what
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  Speaker 1: happens to you is ninety percent. What you do about
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  Speaker 1: what happens to you? What are you going to do
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  Speaker 1: about it? So what I got all this? Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: your story ain't no deeper than nobody else's. I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you I was homeless for three years. It's people
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  Speaker 1: been homeless for thirty years. How long I'm gonna ride
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  Speaker 1: that out? Man? You know I can't nothing right now.
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  Speaker 1: I fell on hard times and I lost my place
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  Speaker 1: to stay. Why are you staying now? See the majority
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  Speaker 1: of people are staying somewhere right now. I was out there.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have nowhere to go. I'm in a shelter. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You was under the bridge a week ago. You're in
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  Speaker 1: the shelter. Now. Why are you still crying about the bridge?
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  Speaker 1: You're in the shelter now. Man. You know how you
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  Speaker 1: find your purpose. You get in touch with who created you.
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  Speaker 1: Because when God made you, he had a purpose in mind.
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  Speaker 1: Now we've ignored it and we haven't tapped into it.
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  Speaker 1: But we all had a purpose. You don't, and it's
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it take people longer to discover the purpose. Colonel
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  Speaker 1: Sanders was frying chicken with a recipe that he was
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  Speaker 1: telling people was the best chicken in the world. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody believe him till he turned seventy? Why you think
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  Speaker 1: the dude that only Kentucky fried chicken signs is old.
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  Speaker 1: That dude ain't twenty up there he oh, he oh,
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  Speaker 1: But you know what, he had been frying that chicken
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  Speaker 1: for forty some years. They just found out about it
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  Speaker 1: when he was seventy. But he didn't give up his
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  Speaker 1: purpose in life. This dude was just frying chicken. See,
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  Speaker 1: people keep looking for their gifts in all kinds of
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  Speaker 1: places when it's right there in you. You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to go to school to find your gift. You're born
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  Speaker 1: with the gift to God, God for you. You'll go
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  Speaker 1: to school to tack it on to something else, But
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  Speaker 1: your gift was already given to you. You were born
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  Speaker 1: with that. You don't have to go to college to
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  Speaker 1: know your guilt. Your college allows you to enhance it
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  Speaker 1: and to find something to attach it to, and hopefully
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  Speaker 1: you get a degree that attaches your gift to a
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  Speaker 1: vehicle where it can work. The problem with college is
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  Speaker 1: we go to college and we attach it to what
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  Speaker 1: we like or what we might be passionate about. We
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  Speaker 1: ignore the gift we have. You know how many people
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  Speaker 1: and graduating from college ain't doing nothing they went to
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  Speaker 1: college for. Come on, man, you know why, because you're
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  Speaker 1: discovering life, your guilt. You discover what you was born
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  Speaker 1: to do. I wasn't bought. You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: You know what my major was in college? It was advertising.
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  Speaker 1: I can't be in no death, drawing, no picture for nobody.
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  Speaker 1: But now guess what I can wake up every day
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  Speaker 1: and guess what I can tell you? I advertise. I've
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  Speaker 1: been advertising my career. Come see me live. Come see
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  Speaker 1: me live at Madison Square Garden, Come see me live
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  Speaker 1: at Phillips Arena. Come see me live at Joker's Comedy Club.
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  Speaker 1: Come see me live at Pursy's. Come see me live
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  Speaker 1: at Ellis's Tavern. Come see me live. Come. I've been
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  Speaker 1: advertising the whole time. But I had a different purpose
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  Speaker 1: in mine because I went and I talked to God.
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  Speaker 1: And this is how you do it. You go talk
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  Speaker 1: to God and say Hey, God, Look, okay, this is
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  Speaker 1: the deal. I've been struggling here. I'm over forty. I
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  Speaker 1: still haven't found my purpose in life. Okay, but so
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  Speaker 1: I can quit wasting any more time. Would you help
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  Speaker 1: direct me and guide me to my purpose? I know
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  Speaker 1: you created me to do something. I just haven't found
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  Speaker 1: what it is. And the reason I haven't found what
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  Speaker 1: it is because I've been doing things my way. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't been checking what you confirmed with you on anything.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't locked in or tried to settle it up
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  Speaker 1: with you. I've been just doing my thing. Well, my
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  Speaker 1: thing has gotten me as far as it can get me.
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  Speaker 1: How about you takeover and do your thing now? Can
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  Speaker 1: you direct me in my path? I'm an open book.
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  Speaker 1: Treat me like a piece of clay. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you go to God, he'll give it to you.
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  Speaker 1: But see you have not because you asked not. How
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  Speaker 1: many times have you asked God for it? This ain't
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  Speaker 1: no magic trick, y'all. This is the deal. You got
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  Speaker 1: to catch fire today. Catch fire today, I am. I'm
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  Speaker 1: excited about today. I've got a lot to do. You're listening,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to have a great day to day. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta feel it, man, that today I've just really decided
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be special today. I am
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  Speaker 1: really going to be special today. My energy is good,
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  Speaker 1: feel blessed and favorite full of grace. I'm grateful. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just man. Let's go Shirley Strawberry. Call is not here today,
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  Speaker 1: Mississippi Monica, Junior Kills Space, the Legend, Nephew, Tommy, Ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. These are the people that comprise the morning show.
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  Speaker 1: So let's move forward. Welcome to the ride, Junior, what's
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  Speaker 1: on your mind? Let me ask you something. I just
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  Speaker 1: need to know how to handle these situations because you
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  Speaker 1: know you've been to a lot of dinners on dinner. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you've been about to eat a lot. If a house
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  Speaker 1: owned up, doggie, yeah, I'm talking about the people house though.
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  Speaker 1: See this, I don't understand. I don't know how to
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  Speaker 1: do this. I didn't do it. I should have. But
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  Speaker 1: if somebody cooked and the food ain't good, are you
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  Speaker 1: supposed to just keep eating it? Or you? Or do
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  Speaker 1: you tell them they have no business cooking? No, you
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  Speaker 1: cannot tell a person something like that in their house. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's first of all, it's disrespectful. Okay, Now, it is
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  Speaker 1: against my philosophy to swallow something repeatedly that I know
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  Speaker 1: it's not good. You might get that first swallow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I might swallow that first one boom, But once I
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  Speaker 1: discover this is not This ain't what it's supposed to be.
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  Speaker 1: This don't fit the flavor palette, this is disagree with
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  Speaker 1: my taste buds, or you missed the dish, because I
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  Speaker 1: know what most dishes taste like. Once I know that,
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  Speaker 1: my whole objective now is not to swallow again. Nah.
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  Speaker 1: I've done some amazing things to get out of swallowing food. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I've you know, I put the napkin in
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  Speaker 1: my lap, you know, dinner napkin in my lap, and slowly,
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  Speaker 1: slowly removed the food from the plate until the yeah
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  Speaker 1: he moved it. Yeah. Once I get a lot of
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  Speaker 1: it off, it's not gonna be something on that you
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  Speaker 1: might be able to eat, like the vegetables or the bread.
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  Speaker 1: So I leave that on that like I'm eating it,
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  Speaker 1: so I could be chewing something. But the rest of
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  Speaker 1: the stuff I got to get in my lap in
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  Speaker 1: his napkin. Then I'm excused myself and me and this
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  Speaker 1: whole napkin is going somewhere in their house and get
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  Speaker 1: it in the track. I set a napkin under a
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  Speaker 1: girl's bathroom sink full of food. Just put it under
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  Speaker 1: that because I couldn't put it in the little bathroom
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  Speaker 1: transh can because it was small. People would have seen it.
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  Speaker 1: So I bawled it up and put it under a
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  Speaker 1: sink before I've fed in the kitchen, act like I
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  Speaker 1: was getting water through that in the trash. I've thrown
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  Speaker 1: food out on back porches before. But what we're not
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  Speaker 1: fit to do it again? Squallow again, you guys broke up.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's how I've done it. J That's some bad cooking.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I've been there, all right. I know
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  Speaker 1: you broke up with the lady after that though, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, the
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  Speaker 1: pastors are gonna be here with church complaints. Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time.
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  Speaker 1: It is time for Reverend Motown and Deacon Deaf jam
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  Speaker 1: with church complaints. We we oh we gavel mos grew gravious,
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  Speaker 1: live as we pumpertuitely move into a spodaciousness of regularity.
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  Speaker 1: Come on now, we are here today to espionage and
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  Speaker 1: revelation for the congregation. Come on here with anticipation, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: or forward annihilation? Yes, good Lord, he mercy, good time
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  Speaker 1: for Deacon death jailman or his church complaints. Go ahead, deacon,
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  Speaker 1: all right, pastor eye. The unvaccinated ministry won't their own
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  Speaker 1: church service because the vaccinated members are looking at them
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  Speaker 1: sideways when they come in the sanctuary. Are all right?
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  Speaker 1: So the unvaccinated ministry won't stay o own service just
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  Speaker 1: for them. Are you up okay with doing a service
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  Speaker 1: but the unvaccinated? Oh? Oh absolutely, But we've laid down
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  Speaker 1: the conditions for the unvaccinated. Or your service will be
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  Speaker 1: held outside in the far corner of the parking lot,
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  Speaker 1: and I will be zooming your message out there, So
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  Speaker 1: care you unvaccinated ass on to that deep end of
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  Speaker 1: that parking lot and have your laptops or iPhones, and
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  Speaker 1: Sister Perkins will send you to zoom link. And I
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  Speaker 1: won't even be in the church for your service. I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing mine from the car on the way end. Yeah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's for the Unvaccinated Ministry. Come on, deacon, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we need you to talk to Brother I Shelton Collins.
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  Speaker 1: Now he's going to keep us weddings. And when the
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  Speaker 1: pastor says you may kiss the bride, he runs up
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  Speaker 1: there and kisses the bride dead in the mouth. And
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  Speaker 1: he's got e He's scheduled to go to Foxmo Weddings
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  Speaker 1: this coming month of February, so he's really I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what's around with here, but we need you to
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  Speaker 1: talk to brother Sheldon College. I don't know if you've
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  Speaker 1: seen the video that's gone viral on all Instagram where
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  Speaker 1: Marcus had walked up on the front row and sucker
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  Speaker 1: punch somewhere and you can hear the pastor calmly going Marcus,
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  Speaker 1: Marcus will Or they finally caught up with his ass
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  Speaker 1: and the dude saw him sitting on the front row
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  Speaker 1: and walked up and cold caught him. So that may
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  Speaker 1: be the end of the kissing bandy. Yeah at the church.
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  Speaker 1: The church videos is going viral. Now, all right, let
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  Speaker 1: me see him fast. We got a situation. The blind guy,
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  Speaker 1: brother David Reynolds and the cross eyed brother, brother Lenny
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  Speaker 1: Dixon got into it last week. They say that they
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  Speaker 1: don't see eye to eye on anything, but they are
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  Speaker 1: they want to sit down and have a conversation with
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  Speaker 1: you and get your point of view on the argument.
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  Speaker 1: If that's probably. First of all, we've got to settle
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  Speaker 1: seven lawsuits that resulted from the blind man and the
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  Speaker 1: cock eyed boy fight. There's seven lawsuits. Course, seven people
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  Speaker 1: got punched in the fight that was not supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be in the fight. Well, when you blind and throwing
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  Speaker 1: punches and cock eyed and throwing punch it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a lot of missing and they was connected with with
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  Speaker 1: with bystanders. And so we got to deal with the
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  Speaker 1: seven lawsuits that resulted in the blind boy and the
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  Speaker 1: cock eyed boy fight. Then we'll be able to sit
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  Speaker 1: down and work it out. And we're gonna ask that
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  Speaker 1: you stop calling, first of all, to the blind man,
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  Speaker 1: you've got to stop calling this cock eyed boy or walleye.
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  Speaker 1: That'll that'll help. You cannot call him walleye. I asked
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  Speaker 1: the blind man why he called the cock eyed boy walleye,
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  Speaker 1: and he said, because one of his eyes is always
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  Speaker 1: looking at the wall. And so I said, well, now
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  Speaker 1: get your ass put every time, all right past the
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  Speaker 1: dude to COVID. Delivering babies is on back order. If
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  Speaker 1: you are do soon, they ask that you hold it
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  Speaker 1: for another month. Our pastor, do we have any old
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  Speaker 1: school midwife that could deliver these babies. So we got
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  Speaker 1: some people that are expecting soon, but they're saying delivering
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  Speaker 1: babies is on bag arter. But we're gonna need a
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  Speaker 1: midwife if you can't a point one from the church. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we going to send sister Gertrude Mockingbird. Girdtrude marking Bird
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  Speaker 1: has delivered over one hundred and seventy five babies into
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  Speaker 1: this world, all of the midwives, and so we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: send her over there to assist. And the only thing
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  Speaker 1: she required is a hot washed cloth and a pale
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  Speaker 1: of hot water. Amazing what she does with one wash
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea what I mean
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  Speaker 1: the baby? What is thet I have no idea what
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  Speaker 1: hot waters for it. I'm even more confused with the
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  Speaker 1: one washcloth. Of course, Yeah, I don't know what she's doing.
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  Speaker 1: Her technique is she won't speak on it. But all
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  Speaker 1: the babies have been safe and beautiful and healthy and healthy.
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  Speaker 1: All of every lads never lost the baby, wonderful what
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  Speaker 1: she's doing? Oh, I forgot and it's a couple of things.
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  Speaker 1: Let me read off this list before we get out
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  Speaker 1: of here. A couple of things. She needs a jaw
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  Speaker 1: or petroleum jelly vasily and a baseball bat. Now what
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  Speaker 1: I know what well, I know what the badness for,
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  Speaker 1: the badness for If the case the husband try to
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  Speaker 1: walk in the room, she'll bust your ass dead in
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  Speaker 1: your head. That's what happened. Coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour, we'll have some Ask the CLO questions
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  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening show. Coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour, A fifty cent has yet another
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  Speaker 1: TV series that's coming soon. Some sad news to report.
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  Speaker 1: Wendy Williams won't return to her show that until March. Um.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that. And then there's a four hundred
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  Speaker 1: and twenty six million dollar lottery winner in California but
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  Speaker 1: they haven't come forward. We'll talk about all these stories
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, but right now it
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  Speaker 1: is time for Ask the CLO. Chief Love Officer Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey in the building, ready for your love question. That's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money, baby, you can straighten it out.
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  Speaker 1: You can straighten it out. Yeah, you get a lump thumb.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Here we go Keyana in Texas. Rites. I
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  Speaker 1: let my boyfriend use my car to go get a
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  Speaker 1: COVID test. My aunt saw my car at a Wendy's
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  Speaker 1: drive through and a girl was driving. I called my
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend and he said the girl is his cousin, and
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  Speaker 1: she drove because he has a fever and COVID. I
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  Speaker 1: told him to bring my car back, and he did.
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  Speaker 1: He got an uber and said he was going to
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  Speaker 1: quarantine elsewhere. Should I trust him and believe his story? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you one thing. I showed like it that boy, right,
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  Speaker 1: You know what, man, I'm just the hats off from
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  Speaker 1: an old cat that's been told a bunch of lies. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you, boy, if it's not true. It
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: was magificent the way you can't. That was my cousin.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I couldn't dry because I had a fever. And now
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I'm quarantine is somewhere else there we go right back
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: over to her house. Gotta go over that cousin house
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: because she already been exposed. Two weeks. I get at
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: least two weeks over that. Yeah, it's right, two weeks
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: because she's been exposed, so we might as well quarantine together. Man.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell your lady, but you
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's really yes, yes, because that
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: was Google. That was good day. No holes, there's the story.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: People like that. There's no holes in that store. You
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: gotta let him have at Thank you man, All right?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Morrison Richmond, as we move on, says, I'm a thirty
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: eight year old married man and my wife keeps nagging
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: me about shaping my goatee because it's getting gray. I
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: got tired of her nagging, and I told her I'll shade.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: When she stopped drawing on her eyebrows and wearing a bonnet,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: she got mad and kept kept hitting below the belt.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't say a word. But if this happens again,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: should I tell her a few more things that I
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: don't like? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, dog, you should because it
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: looked like this fitting to be old. Yeah. If you
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: keep going down this road, dog, this is gonna be ending.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna tell a few more things you don't like?
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: You know? She drawing on her eyebrows and the bonnet
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: now an it? You know? Plus then she didn't throw
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: something else at you. She didn't like other than the goatee.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Now you fitting the start swinging again about some stuff
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: you don't like. Yell, yeah, he's a thirty eight year
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: old man, did he did they say they've been married? Oh? No,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: how long? No? Uh? Are they married though? Yeah, they're married.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: He's thirty eight year old married man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Probably ain't gonna see forty with huh say what, Probably
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna see forty with huh Yeah. The fact that
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: you didn't rode in. He really pissed off about it,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: the fact that he wrote in. Yeah, he wants to
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: say something to her. He just needs Uncle Steve permission
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: to go on and say it. He got some stuff
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: he wants to say. He just wants some confirmation. Yeah,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: why doesn't he just color color? He's gray? He doesn't
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: want to do that, Oh he didn't. He didn't like
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: the criticism of it, you know. But you know all
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: he had to do is all right, baby, you know,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: let me I get some jests from men and gonna
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: put me a little color on it or something like that,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: or you know, maybe you don't need to go to
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: no more, you know, maybe no not, but na, let
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: me something no paper. If I do this for you,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: because you could be right, Could you do something for me? Yeah?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Could you stop arching your eyebrows so damn much? Because
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: this look of humph it's starting to bother me. So
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: if it doesn't matter what you say, as long as
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: you say it nicely. Nice, you gotta try to say
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: it nicely. It's not gonna work out, though, because she
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: came back and hit him again. So yeah, yeah, this
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: this ain't gonna work out. She's a big man. Yeah yeah,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: all right. Moving on to Shanis in Minnesota, Chanie says,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: my husband and his man cave, has his man cave
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: in our basement and it's has its own entrance. He
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: had a bunch of guys over to watch the games
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: last week, so I didn't bother them. I went down
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: there to clean up and I saw a glass with
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: lipstick on it. My husband said it was Tim's girl.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I told him, if a woman is in my house,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I should know about it. It's that proper protocol. He said,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: it's no big deal. Well, it was no big deal
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: because it probably was Tim's girl. But if you're married
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and you got a man cave, and it's gonna be
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: a woman over there. You need to let your wife know.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: You really need to let your wife know. Man, you
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: got to let your girl know that it's another woman
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: in on the premises because because this her castle. But
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: but for players, they got to quit win this lipstick
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: though for players, just it's it's gonna it's gonna catch
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: up with you. Y'all gotta take this, wipe all these
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: lips when they come in. Let's get them down to
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: bath because that lipstick gonna get you in some trouble.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I'm telling or what you're gonna have to do, fellas
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: is you go ahead to start. You need solo cups
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: and you gotta get the stuff in the trail as
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: soon as everybody album. Yeah, you got right. We need
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: that red cup. Yeah, you need the red cup where
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: you can't see the lipstick on it. You got to
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: get it. I'm telling you, man, it's just little things
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: you can do. But yes, you do have to let
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: the girl know that this woman in the house and
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: there wasn't no big deal because it probably was Tim Guild.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think you, man, that's stupid. But if you're
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: gonna bring your girl over to the game, I'm gonna
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: tell mo w Hey, baby, Tim's girl gonna be done
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: here watching the game? Is that cool with you? A
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: matter of fact? Won't you come down and meet him?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Why don't you come down to meet the baby? Why
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: don't you come down and watch the game? You know.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: But if she says she can't come over here, you
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: guys call Tim and just say Tim, it's fella's own.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Because I've had my guys at my house and I
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: tell them, you know, whenever they come, he's this fella's owner.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: You know. Ain't know. I want to go see Steve
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: House and all this hire that this ain't this ain't
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: a tool being only I ain't doing that. I'm sorry.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: You can't bring your girl to my house and be
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: at that can't happen. Oh if it's a guy's night,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all my dudes is married. Go hey, all right,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I'm moving on to Mariah. In Kalamazoo, Mariah says, I'm
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: in a relationship with a man that has a problem
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: with me making more money than him. I can't suggest
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: a restaurant or talk about shopping without him making a
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: comment about me thinking that I'm all that it's getting
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: old and I don't want an insecure man, Is there
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: a way to make him feel better about this? That's
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: a problem sometimes a male illegal you just can't overcome it.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you about this. There's
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: no way to make him feel better about it if
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: he doesn't feel good about it. All right, thank you, Cello.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: some entertainment news for you. Right after this. You're listening
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: to the Stay Harvey Morning Show. All right. So fifty
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: cent has another well executed a TV series in the works.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: He is a mogul, now, I mean fifty new show
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: is called Hip Hop Homicide. It's gonna take a deeper
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: look into some of the most popular unsolved cold cases
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: in the hip hop community. Former TMZ personality, remember Van
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Lathan who used to be on TMZ Van Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Well he's going to host Hip Hop Homicide. Uh so
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: that's great news for him. He's back in the game.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: When asked about the new show, fifty Cent commented, hip
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: hop loves things that are damaged. This series will shed
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: light on the artist that didn't make it through the struggle,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: so look out for that coming soon. Hip Hop Homicide
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: hosted by Van Lathan. Yeah, we missed your van man
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: back in the game. I love it. I love it. Yeah, right,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: did he whooped somebody? But at TM, yeah I forgot
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: what happened. I forgot what happened too, But yeah he
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: got into a fight. And they have like a zero tolerance.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Well you know, I promise you man, most people you know,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: it was just an inn weird moment. That's all. We
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: all have them. It doesn't word moment. Yeah it got
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: it got violent, Yeah, you write to it. We just
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: we just welcomed the moment. Right, that's it. You never
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: know when it might come, all right. So, uh, in
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: case you're wondering what's going on with the Wendy Williams show,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Well here's the deal. Wendy won't return to her show
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: for at least another six weeks. So the good news
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: and all of that is that she will return. She's
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: been in seclusion since the end of last summer, and
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: her staff has kept quiet about her medical condition, but
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: there have been a lot, a lot of rumors out
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: there about early onset dementia, with Wendy um her needing
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: to get helped, dressed, and to eat. All of this,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: her production staff released a list of guest hosts for
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: February to include the favorite Sherry Shepherd the viewers. She's
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: doing an outstanding job, she really is. Yeah. Also, Um
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Fat Joe and Remy mad a great job. They're coming back,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport and Terence Jay Terrence Ja and and you
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: know what if they put Kim and Sherry together together,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I think that's a good company because they girls. Right, yeah, yeah,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: And Kim was on there with Kim Witness, Yeah, Kim Witness. Yeah.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: All right, here's the story you guys have been waiting
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: for the forty A four hundred and twenty six million
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: dollar lottery ticket was sold in Woodland Hills, Woodland Hills, California.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: This happened Friday night. This is according to a tweet
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: from the California Lottery Now. The winning ticket was sold
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: at a Woodland Hills Chevron Station gas station and no
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: one has claimed the four hundred and twenty six million
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: dollars so far. The unidentified winner can either choose to
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: take a lump sum payout of about two hundred and
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: ninety three million, right or yew got it, thank you
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: type of taxes paid and everything gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I got two ninety three. Yeah, that's that's straightening it
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, but you know what some people do
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: like to get their entire winnings. They're stupid. Yeah, this
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: is thirty you get thirty payments over the next twenty
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: nine years. That's still a black person. You know that
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: there's a black person the one. They're just getting themselves together. Well,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I'm positioning it. They positioned in themselves that live out
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: the hill. Yes, I know the chef off the one
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: on one. I got it. I wouldn't. But you know what,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: it doesn't make any sense. You should take the lump song.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: First of all, there's no guarantee you're gonna live. That's right. Ye,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: thirty more years. Somebody fit to hold my money for
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: thirty years. Give me my damn money and let me
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: get to blowing. I'm talking about who because I'm gonna
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: go through about fifty meals like you like. It wouldn't
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: even nail. I'm talking about blow through. I'm gonna make
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: a couple of mistakes. Yeah, I'm doing a boy, what
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: what are you gonna what's the first thing you'll buy? Oh,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a spaceship. I'm oh, I'm gonna go
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: see something back. First thing he spent all your money,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: every time of it. Right, you don't even have no
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: no how much you have no idea what a spaceship?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Call a spaceship and stuff? Buy me a damn global?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Where do you get to buy? See a global? A jet?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: A jet global? Remember who you're talking to? I had
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: to figure it out A jet? Yeah? What are you
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: gonna buy with your first? First thing I'm buying is people?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: That first thing I'm fen a buy people. I won't,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I won't yes me around all the time. Yea, yeah,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I'm buying people with my first off good yes, and
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I'm dressed like a cloud. Yes, just to that now.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: My first purchase, though, Shirley, that's what I'm asking. Your
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: first is halle Berry. I'm going to buy her, but
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: forever forever you can't ye, yes you can ye probably
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: won't get it for too light before once again, all
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: your money going again. Your stupid decisions is coming. Your
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: stupid decisions is coming in serious broke spaceship and halle broke.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Once again, You're gonna be broke. You can't even if
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: he's standing there dressed as princes and somebody said, I
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: like it well it looked good. I'm friends talking about
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: the purple motorcycle and everything like no, no, no, please
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: tell me when you win this count money we can't
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: look up. Fiveteen years later and they broke though, Please
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: tell me that can't happen. That has happened, but please
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: don't let it happen. Get a financial planner or something.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Two million. You promise you ain't gonna be broken and
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: straightened out? So all right, it really coming up in
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour, Spaceship Tommy has a question.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening, all right, So the nephew
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: has a question for everybody. What is this nephew? I'm
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: getting ready to go to Hollywood and find the pitch.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I'm about to pitch three shows. Okay, so y'all tell
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: me which one y'all like for me to pitch. Now,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: this ain't family few. This family fights. Okay. So that
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: means like two families who got to issue with each other,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: and you know they come on my show. They discussed
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: the problem and had it all started. I weigh in
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: on my on me, if you understand I'm saying, and
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: been right after that for ten minutes. We let both
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: families in the middle of the flow and whoop each
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: other ass right there. This ain't family few, this family fights. Okay,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Now that's one. That's one show right there. You like that,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Junior that one? Now here here go to here, go
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: to second. The second show will not that. This ain't copycat.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: And I'm just like, you know, let Timmey be the
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: judge of that. Okay, let's name of the show. Let
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Timmy be the judge of that. Okay, Now this this,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: this is there. Like I said, this is the show
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: where uh like two dope dealers working on the same block,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: you know, and they can't they can't get it together.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: So I come out and I judge on who should
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: be on the cony and who shouldn't be on the comb.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. Let Timmy be the judge
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: of that. Like two food trucks in the same area,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: they're selling the same stuff. You see what I'm saying.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: They're fighting over who's gonna work, who ain't gonna work.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Let Timmy be the judge of that. Now that's the
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: second show. I think that'll work. Right now, I think
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Hollywood gonna look it. And now here go to third one.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: The third one is called lapstick. Slapstick all right. This
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: is where we go to your job, your church, family function,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: a sports function, all right, and whoever is on, whoever
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: then ticked you off, we go up and slap the
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: living hell out of them right then and right there.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So something you know what
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like a teacher, a teacher got a problem
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: at her job, We come on her job, another teacher
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: and got on her neror we come up and just
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: slap the daylights out there. Teach that. Slapsticks. So I'm
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: going to Hollywood, y'all, let me know which one you're like?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: You like family fights that, Tommy, huh yeah, yeah, what
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: what day have you set this pitch meet? Though? Let's see,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: now I'm supposed to talk to NBC second week in February,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to NBC. Not I'm talking to NBC, and
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: then I'm also talking to uh Netflix. Netflix really is
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: interested in slapstick. Peep somebody getting the hell slap out
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: of They loving that right there? Go ahead, right after
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: the meeting, you will be getting your ass on the play.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Coming back right after and sit down with us. You'd
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: be all right, all right, and you don't see then
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: one of them. You don't you don't think that you
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: don't think they recognize what that is family fights. You're
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: not feeling that one. And and let Tommy be the judge,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: and that the only original right after them first two shows.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: One of the questions gonna be so how Steve? Yeah,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: all right, guys, coming up at thirty four minutes after
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: the hour, the question is how long can you go
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: without washing? Okay, without a bath. We'll be back to
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: talk about that right after this. You're listening to show.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: All right, here's a question for you guys, not for
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: you personally, but just we're just throwing it out there. Okay,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: how often should a person bathe? Okay? Should they be?
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Should they bathe daily? Stop right here? You need to
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: do this daily? Now, go ahead, your other options, go ahead,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: all the options. Should they bathe daily? Should they bathe
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: every other day? Every other day? Every other day? All right?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Least gotta get that in every other day. All right?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: This is really nasty, But I have to read this
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: story because um, this is where it came from. Eighty
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: and eighty seven year old man in Iran left doctor
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: stunned when he was shown to be in perfect health
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: despite having not bathed at all at all since nineteen
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: fifty five. God speaking of marinating. All right, letting that marinate. Okay.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: His name is Amu Haji Uh. He's known or big Funky. Yeah.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I don't like big fun Well, it is big funky,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: but in Arabic is meek move. Yeah, that's what it
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: is in Arabic. But some people call him the world's
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: dirtiest man. He's been homeless his entire life. Not only
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: has he not bathed or showered since about nineteen fifty five.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I mean at one point, really like listen,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: after the second week, it's really no need at this point. Yeah,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: because really you you can you can top out, you
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: can top out, you you can fuck out. Yeah, it's
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: just a certain level to the point where now it's
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: like m m m m, this is disgusting. He eats
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: road kill, drinks dirty water, he smokes dried he smokes
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: dried animal feces and a pipe and this is why
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: he doesn't bathe. Okay, so there's there's logic to this madness.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: He says he doesn't why because who who? Who? House?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well no, he says He says that he
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: believes soap will make him sick. No, No, that's true. No,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: that's true. If he gets soap on him, his ass
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: go immediately disintegrate. Yeah, but doctors ran a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: tests on him and incredibly found no disease, carrying, bacteria
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  Speaker 1: or parasites on his body. The only smoke at all,
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  Speaker 1: The only explanation doctors can come up with is that
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  Speaker 1: his lifestyle has resulted in a very very strong in system.
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  Speaker 1: There you go as a sick person on this show.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just tell you right now, this is nonsense.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody tell you that, right I'm sick, and I know
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  Speaker 1: I've bade anyway. Okay, there's no way in the world
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  Speaker 1: you can tell me soap don't hell, it's the best
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  Speaker 1: thing I got im Right now, I live. I live
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  Speaker 1: with Mardred, thank you, and like and sometimes I just meant.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anybody that takes more baths than this,
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  Speaker 1: No one. I just don't let y'all. I bet no
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  Speaker 1: watch watching Finn say himself, which is three damn showers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't believe it. I'm not living with I'm not
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  Speaker 1: living with no man to take three showers that day.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: We're not even gonna be friends. Say, man, women, you
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  Speaker 1: can do what you're watching the game and you and
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  Speaker 1: the time you just give him go get in the shower,
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  Speaker 1: tap hey dog, Hey dog, we've fenn to go. Don
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  Speaker 1: didn't you just take a show? No? No, our friendship
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  Speaker 1: won't even last. I can promise you don't bathe more
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: than my wife. There's no way. It's no. You got
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  Speaker 1: to go to work. I don't even see how you
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  Speaker 1: could say that and have a damn career. I don't
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: want What are you talking about? How take me on
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: rith it's warmth and breakfast, lunch and dinner. No, you
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show, you on tour and ready for love?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: You got time to take three balls today. Get your
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: hands out of here. We're here. You think you're running
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: this by, but they ain't. Everybody listening to text the
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  Speaker 1: bather the nephew with the prank phone call for today.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to show coming up about
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour. It is my strawberry letter
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  Speaker 1: for today. The subject get this guy's one husband, three
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  Speaker 1: men just a minute at all? Problem? Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: add up one husband three men will get into it
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  Speaker 1: in just a little bit. But right now it is
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  Speaker 1: time for the nephew and the praying phone call for today.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: What you got for us, nap, I'm gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: little stupid, you know, don't don't take this thing up
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  Speaker 1: a notch at a bottom. Why do you keep doing? Man,
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  Speaker 1: We already know that. But I'm gonna get it at
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  Speaker 1: about a seven. I'm gonna take it up to a
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  Speaker 1: bottom seven. Stop announcing it. Yes, like's surprised. Stop announcing
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  Speaker 1: it with stupid, dude, gotta announce it. We already got.
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  Speaker 1: But here the problem I got he sail being a
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  Speaker 1: little stupid. I'm gonna be about a seven. That's kind
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  Speaker 1: of hot. That's really hot. Stupid stupid at a two
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  Speaker 1: is plenty. Yes, come down a few notches. Be a
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  Speaker 1: little stupid about it. You know when I'm when I
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  Speaker 1: when I magnify myster pick. Okay, okay, I watched this here,
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  Speaker 1: title of this prank. Here, I got papers on that man.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I got papers on that man. Cat dog. If you
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  Speaker 1: would hello, hello, I'm trying to reach uh this phillis, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: am I speaking to all right, Phillis. This is this
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  Speaker 1: is John down at the top. I work out here
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  Speaker 1: with clem your husband clem Okay, yeah, okay, how are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. He's slipped him fills today? What and he
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  Speaker 1: heard himself? Uh, he got to leave a little shaken
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: up here at the job. So what happened? What do
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  Speaker 1: you what happened? Well? I think he he definitely pulled
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: something in his back. But we um know who is you? Now?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I'm his wife. I'm I'm just might killing your your
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: your feels that's right, that's tract Okay, because we got
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  Speaker 1: listened that his wife is Janis, and we tried to
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  Speaker 1: call her earlier but we didn't get answer. I'm his wife,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm his wife. I don't know who Janet? Who
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: the hell is Janis? Janis is who he has listed
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: for a contact? When when uh, when it's an emergency
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: contact or something to happen. Now, y'all got that mixed up.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Y'all must have mixed that up somehow that he wouldn't
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: have put no, no, damn, Janet, says his wife. I'm
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: his wife. Feel it, So I don't know who who
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: messed up? But that ain't right. I'm the wife. Okay, Well,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: it has her listened as the wife and call her
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: as a contract if something goes wrong. Well, I don't
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: know what to tell you because I'm his wife. Now,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: don't I don't know who messed up him. Hold on
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  Speaker 1: one second, let me let me click over one second
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  Speaker 1: as a call comes to any one second. That's Jannis
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  Speaker 1: on the dog on. Okay, that was Jannis. What she says,
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  Speaker 1: she'll she's gonna come out to the job, so you
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  Speaker 1: don't have no up. Now I'm coming out to the job.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I'm his wife. I don't know who No Janis is,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: but John need to get it straight because I'm She
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: said she's gonna come and take him to the doctor.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Now she ain't come in no where, so I'm as white.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I'm taking him. Yah, you don't let you don't lease
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: my husband the no naughty I'm is freaking white. So
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: y'all need to say, y'all yeah, Jannis says she'll be
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: right here in ten minutes. Well I'm right. I bet
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I'll beat there in ten minutes too, And I bet
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: y'all been not release my husband and nobody. I'm in white.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know who No Janis is, but y'all need
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: to get that straight. I'm on my wife you tell
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Janis that she beat me there to all that sister
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  Speaker 1: produce some become very certificate paper or something to tell
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: her to produce that. I got the papers on that man. Okay, Well,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, uh, janis Is, he does have her
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  Speaker 1: on the list, man, so I can't what do he
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  Speaker 1: haves on the list? So I don't give it what's
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: on the list? Why would yeah the man? Why would
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: her name be above your name on the list. You know, well,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to play this little ring around the
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: rosie with you. I got papers on that man, so
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: you better met Bessie. I vest hole up until I
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: get there and cat y'all want some more problems. I'm
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: gonna release him to Grannis as soon as she gets deal. Sir,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: you've been out, release my husband and noboddy all y'all
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: be laid out on the floor. So I'm gonna tell
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: you right now, if my husband and when I'll get that,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be some full blown going down. So your
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: best just make sure I get that. This is a
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: bunch of bulls, but it's gonna m when I'll get
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: down on her way. I got to hung up with you.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I ain't got kind to play with you either, So
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I'm all my wakers. You don't answer for this, Janie
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: might get a beat down and you'll ass don't get
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: them rustiness is my husband night there her head here here.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I ain't got trying to be growing back and for
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: what you playing ring around the broad I'm a grown
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: a woman. I got you said, go, I see that
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I got some business to take care of over there. Okay,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: what am I supposed to do with Jannis? Like I said,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: you're telling that the home of pap. I'm all my way.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: She's trying to represent like he means trying to be me. Okay, wife,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: you might want your material? What do you? What do
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: you want me to tell? Tommy who? Tommy? I don't
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: even know the Tony who Tommy? That's me, baby, This
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: husb Slimmet got me to prankfall call you. Okay, y'all,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: really okay, y'all, I'm okay. I don't know your ass
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  Speaker 1: over there. I ain't trying to y'all like this. I'm
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get by what done. I'm gonna get
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: all y'all ask hey, I got one more thing. What's
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  Speaker 1: the last radio what's the badest radio show in the layer?
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  Speaker 1: Those three Barnes y'all. But we didn't have anything to
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  Speaker 1: do with this foolishness. All. You know, it's hard out
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  Speaker 1: here for a prankster. You know what I'm saying, It's
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  Speaker 1: hard out here for a PRANKSTERAB got to take it
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  Speaker 1: like it is. Some of y'all gotta understand the repercussions
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  Speaker 1: of this here. So you know, sometimes y'all gonna be
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  Speaker 1: y'all that's on the show, you know, you might get
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  Speaker 1: your buttonhoop every I've never heard anybody say that they
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  Speaker 1: was looking for us, ain't nobody never warned us after
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  Speaker 1: around one day and it's gonna pop off on him.
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  Speaker 1: It's very clear. And all of the people that's talked,
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  Speaker 1: everybody has mentioned only your name. Nobody. Nobody's ever said
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  Speaker 1: anything about coming back on anybody on the show, and
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  Speaker 1: all like this, hill I see who ain't with me? Y'all?
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  Speaker 1: coming up. Next Strawberry Letter, subject one husband, three men
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  Speaker 1: will get into it right after this. You're listening to
• 52:40
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  Speaker 1: subject one husband, three Men. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: married for twelve years, and I have cheated on my
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: husband for the past five years. My husband is a
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: bit older than I am and he can't always satisfy
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: me like he used to, so I got addicted to
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: stepping out on him. The thrill of the affair is
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: what excited me at first, but then when I realized
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: my husband no longer cared, it became part of my lifestyle.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: I just turned forty five, and I think I am
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: going through a midlife crisis because one man isn't enough,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: and I like them young. I am not sleeping around.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Though I have two consistent men on the side that
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: I have sex with. I didn't want any parts of
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: an older man anymore. So one of my sidemen is
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: thirty five and the other one is twenty nine, and
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: he is my hairstylist. The thirty five year old just
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: got married and his wife is bipolar and won't take
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: her medicine, so he wasn't getting any sex at home.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: The twenty nine year old is my baby, and he's
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: very special because I have taught him a lot. I
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: taught him how to save money, decorate his place, and
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: how to properly make love to a grown woman. He
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: is the one that is falling for me, and I
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: am very fond of him. But if I got divorced,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: he wouldn't be my first choice. The thirty five year
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: old would, so I thought I would shake things up
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: and tell my husband I'm not happy and we might
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: need to get a divorce. He said he's no fool
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: and can tell I'm getting sex elsewhere, so he'd like
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: for me to just be respectful if I'm going to
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: do it, and not let anyone else know. What's going
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: on that made me suspect? That made me suspect, and
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: now I'm thinking he might be messing around on me.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I asked him a million times if he's cheating, and
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: he had a smirk on his face and said no.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: What if he lied about having ed and he has
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: a mistress? Should I confess to see if he will?
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Please advise? What do you want us to advise you on? Really,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I really don't think you want an answer. I don't
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: think you care. I just think you're enjoying your cheating
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: life so much right now. You haven't cared about your
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: husband or what he's doing for the last five years.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: What's changed the fact that he might be cheating too
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: mm and the fact that he didn't give you any problem,
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: any clapback when you said you might want a divorce, Well,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: isn't that interesting? I think, my honest opinion is that
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: you don't give a darn one way or the other.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: You tried to test the waters on divorce, as you say,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: and found out that your husband like cool, just be respectful,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: not a problem. Who does that anyway? Play with divorce
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: like that? I mean, you've been cheating on him with
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: not one but two men. But you say you're not
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: sleeping around. How could you even put that line in
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: this letter? You're not sleeping around, That's exactly what you're doing.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: What do you think sleeping around is? It's not okay
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: and what you're doing is strifling. And now you're feeling
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: some kind of way because your husband didn't put up
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: a fight. You need to deport him because you don't
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: love him. And you said in the letter you're addicted
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: to the thrill of an affair and all of that,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: and your husband doesn't excite you anymore. What are you
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: holding on for? I just think you should go ahead
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: put each other out of your misery. That way you
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: can cheat freely, and maybe your husband can be happy
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: with someone else, because it's certainly not you. Steve. Oh, again,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: we're at one of these letters. The subject is one husband.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Three men were at this letter where I really and
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I could tell by Shirley's response, And I'm just gonna
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: speak freely for Shirley. We really don't give oh damn
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: about you your problem this letter? The outcome what you
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: want us to like? Shirley said, what do you want
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: us to tell you? What? You're just so full of
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: you've been married twelve years, you cheated on your husband
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: the past five already. Don't nobody like you that's listening
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: to the show right now. So let's just be clear
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: about that. My husband is a bit older than I am,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: and he can't always satisfy me like he used to,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: so I got addicted to stepping out on him. This
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: women sitting the pig going trick sit show behind some
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: damn whever. But oh no, the thrill of the fans
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: what excited me at first, But then I realized my
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: husband no longer cared. It became a part of my lifestyle.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I just turned forty five, and he I think I'm
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: going through a midlife Christis because one man isn't enough
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: and I like them young. I'm not sleeping around, though,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I have two consistent men on the side that I
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: have sex with. She didn't even read her old letter up,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Shirley said when she responded to this, How could you
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: even put this in the same sentence. I have two men,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: consistent men on the side that I have sex with. Me,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not sleeping around. Well, I'm so confused now, because see,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be hard for us to help you because
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: you don't. You don't think there's a problem. You just
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: said you're not sleeping around. But you have three men,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: and you haven't consistent sex with two of them, and
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: if your husband could perform, that would be three. But
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: you say you're not sleeping around, Well, what is you doing? What?
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: What is it? What's what's happening? You know, y'all have
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: redefined everything. Hold on, hold on, We'll have part two
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: of Steve's responds coming up at twenty three minutes after
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: the hour. Today's strawberry Letters, subject one husband, three men.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: recap today's beautiful strawberry letter and finish up with your
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: response the subject my husband through one husband, three men.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody give a damn about this lady in this letter,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: she's been married twelve years, been cheating on her husband
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: for five of the years because he's older than hun
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: he can't satisfy her like you too. At the end
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: of the letter, she says is that he's has he
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: lied about having ed erectile dysfunction. So you got addicted
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: to stepping out on him. The thrill of the firs
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: what excited you and you made it a part of
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: your lifestyle when you find out your husband didn't care.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I turned forty five, and I think I'm going through
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: midlife crisis because one man isn't enough and I like
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: him young. I'm not sleeping around though. I'd have two
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: consistent men on the side that I have sex with,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: But you're not sleeping round? What is? What is this?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: What is this? You know? I'm sick of y'all new
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: people always redefining some what y'all doing. Now you got
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: a husband, you got two consistent men, one thirty five,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: thirty nine the other one twenty nine, and you had
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: consistent sexuality, but you're not sleeping round? Is this? Is
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: this called and entanglement? Is that what this is? I'm
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: trying to understand what it is because y'all keep redefying
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: this stuff that's been the same for a long time.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Y'all stupid, and I'm sicking this stupid ass letter. I
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: don't want any parts of an older man anymore. So
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: one of my side me and is thirty five, and
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  Speaker 1: the other than is twenty nine, and he's my half style.
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  Speaker 1: Its the thirty five year old just got married and
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  Speaker 1: his wife is bipolar and won't take her medicine, so
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't getting any sex at home. Well, what he's
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  Speaker 1: just married for? She just become by polar So now
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: what he's married for? And now he's telling you she
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  Speaker 1: won't take a man, so they ain't having sex? What?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: And they just got married, lady, y'all you kidding me?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Y'all be stupid? So now and then the twenty nine
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  Speaker 1: year old is my baby, and he's very special because
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  Speaker 1: I've taught him a lot. I taught him how that
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  Speaker 1: has saved money, I could create this place, and how
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  Speaker 1: to properly make love to a grown woman. He's the
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  Speaker 1: one fall falling for me, and I'm very fond of him.
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  Speaker 1: But if I got divorced, he wouldn't be my first choice.
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  Speaker 1: The thirty five year old, all right, let me, let me,
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  Speaker 1: let me walk this back for you, trying to make
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  Speaker 1: some sense of your old ass. You forty five. Don't
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  Speaker 1: neither one of them men, won't you. The twenty nine
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  Speaker 1: year old is falling for you because you can do
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  Speaker 1: some things and teach him something. As soon as he
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  Speaker 1: gets good at how to make love and take care
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  Speaker 1: of an older woman. And once he get his house decorated,
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  Speaker 1: and he gonna go get him a young chick to
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  Speaker 1: put in there. And it ain't fitting to be you,
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  Speaker 1: the thirty five year old, not fit to leave his
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  Speaker 1: bipolar ass wife because she ain't bipolar. They just gotten
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: married and they having sex, unlike you think, ain't neither
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: one of them won't set and don't you know that
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  Speaker 1: both of them know you married? So now, I've never
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  Speaker 1: met a guy that took a married woman that he
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: was the siding piece of I haven't met him yet
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  Speaker 1: and made her his wife. I haven't met him. I'm
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: sure they're out there and there are some stories. But Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: have you met one of your boys that's done this
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  Speaker 1: one yet? Junior? You knowing it your partners to pull
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  Speaker 1: this off. I got a lot of homeless man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sixty five. I know a lot of dudes. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know no dude that din't done this though. I
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: don't know who you think you are, but they ain't. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know no dude didn't pull this move on.
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  Speaker 1: So I thought I would shake things up and tell
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  Speaker 1: my husband I'm not happy. We might need to get
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: it the boys. He said, he's no fool and can
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: tell you that you're getting sex EXU. So he just
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: like for you to be respectful if I'm gonna do
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: it and not let anybody know what going on. That
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: made me suspect, and now I think he might be
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: messing around on me. And if he is, so what
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: you got two other men that you're consistently having sex
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: with that you say you're not sleeping round? So I
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: don't even understand what the suspicion is about. I've asked
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: him a million times if he's cheating, and he had
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: a smirk on his face and said no. Now, how
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: stupid you are, which makes the letter super stupid. What
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: if he lied about having ed and has a mistress?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Should I could infest to see if he will? Who?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: You stupid? You so stupid lady. A lot of stupid
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: stuff in this letter, but it ain't gonna be that
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: one though. I can tell you that right now. Ain't
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: no way he confess fool at met to something that
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: he's not even been busted or accused up on. Stop
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: now that's stupid, girls. Stop. Thanks Steve hit us up
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: on Instagram at Steve Harvey sm to coming on today's
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. You can also check out the Strawberry Letter
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: podcast on Demando. Coming up next, it is Sports Talk
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  Speaker 1: with Junior. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, It is time for Sports
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  Speaker 1: Talk with Junior. What you got, Junior, it's set the set? Man,
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  Speaker 1: what a championship Sunday? We didn't add my gosh. I
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  Speaker 1: want to say congratulations to the sinsing name of Cincinnati Bagels.
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  Speaker 1: First man, did you believe this? Up? Man? Congratulations to
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  Speaker 1: my boys down in Cincinnati. Ricky Spade, Curry Spade. I
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: gave him the name Spade and seventy four got in
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: two fights about it, told me not to call him
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: that in front of no girl. As soon as they
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: walked up on his ass, Spade again, it stuck. He's
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  Speaker 1: a legendary que also marvelous Marvin harton greatest players I
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  Speaker 1: Ever saw? And also Leon from the Dirty Folk. My
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  Speaker 1: sayans uh brutus and all the boys in southern Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations Cincinnati Bengals. We was texting through the whole game. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the whole game. The comments was hysterical. Congratulations to the
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: damn bingals ball. One of them Ohio teams got in
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: and over time twenty seven and twenty four over the Chief. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I could believe I was pulling for Kansas City, Man,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I was pulling for my homes. I can't believe even
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Dave showed up and worked today. I thought Dave would
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  Speaker 1: be somewhere. We had to have a something, just well,
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  Speaker 1: Dave would be all right, I'm from Cleveland. I don't
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: feel nothing for Dave this moment. He can't at least
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  Speaker 1: he was in it. Now I ain't. I don't give
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  Speaker 1: a damn hot day. Feel a day Nanna nine nine
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  Speaker 1: if you ask me. And I'd like to say congratulation
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  Speaker 1: to the Natty boys again pulling for him and also
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: in the first half on the Tech Speed, I predicted
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Cincinnati by three on a game ending field goal. Man.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: And I want to say congratulations to the Los Angeles
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  Speaker 1: Rams as they beat the forty nine as twitter to seventeen.
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  Speaker 1: They will be playing at home in their stadium for
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: the second time in NFL history, the home team will
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: be playing in they All stadium. That was a game.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: That was a game. That was the game. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: all right, junior, thank you coming up next more of
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show at the top of the
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: hour right after this. You're listening show, all right, Junior,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: So now you have a question for Steve. What is
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: your question? Yeah, you know, let me ask you something.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: And I mean, and this is about your nephew. And
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: I really want to just get that away because I
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: heard some earlier in the show. Day. I just want
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: to know how this popp Now, Tommy just said he
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: bathed three times a day. Because we had a story
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: with the man from nineteen fifty five. He is a
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: very clean person. You can't, all right, but you made
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: a statement. You made a statement too. Um, yeah, you
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: can't be friends with somebody that bathe three times a day? No,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: could you explain why that? First of all, it's gonna
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: interfere with our friendship. Me. Well, the fact that you
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: got the bathe three times a day. Me and my partners,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: we do stuff like spirit of moment. Hey man, we're
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: finn to go down here, y'all want to just meet
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: up down here. Yeah, we do stuff like that, And
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: we got to wait on you the bathe. See We're
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: not we see see see We're not going to keep
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: calling in because you got to bathe three times a day.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: You gotta work that in between your radio show, your
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: TV show, your touring career. Yeah, you are father and
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: a husband, a right going to Jordan's games and all
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  Speaker 1: this hell cleaned up, you know why? And three three
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: baths its not it's not even necessary. It's really not tall.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: It's really really not. And for you to sit up
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: in this TV on this radio show and tell people
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: that's what you do three times a day, I find
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: why would I show up at my son game funky
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: is hell? Why would I do that? Why wouldn't I
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: take a bath? But see, unless you have a gland
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: problem from the time you shower at five in the
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: morning and you need another one at eleven because you've
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: been up sitting up talking on the radio, then you
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: got you need to go to the doctor man and
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: get that problem. You need it. You needed some seal
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: or something. Hey, hey, do hear what you need to do?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: You need to stop using deodor and it start using
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Thompson's deck sealer. You need to start. You need to
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: start putting primer and sealer on your funking ass. If
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: you stump from just doing this radio shot, you got
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: the deodor. Name what you need, and I'm telling you
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: that hold deepot got it, lows got it, baars, got
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: it out now. But Thompson S Thompson's Thompson water sealer
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: for dicks is what you need. Let's go down the
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: timeline here. So what time of the day are you
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: taking all these showers? Because I think that Okay, so
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: in the morning when you wake up, Yeah, before we
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: do the show, I take a shout and it helps
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: you wake you up anyway. Yeah, absolutely, all right. Now
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: when I get through, I come straight in here, go ahead, Okay,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: time for that. Man. I wish the hell I would take.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad we're not in the same room because
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: I'm to take all that you just he's just in there. See.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: What I don't like is I don't like all day
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Like I don't like you smelling like all day. That
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: bothers me. Right there? You all day? You ain't bathe
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: all day. I'm not laying around next to your ass.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna prost this big ass platform. We're doing a
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, okay, that a pillar. Laying my face
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: right next to your ass. I probably want you to
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: do a little bit more. But I'm across this desk
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: and then you're glad. We zoom and now you don't
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: time like I came to work in this radio show
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: and didn't take no bad for I came in there. Man,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: you never had no problem out of me. Okay, So
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: hang on, hang on, bath in the morning, okay, Serley.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: So I go to this gym. When I lead a gym,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: no shower okay. Now late on you you go to bed.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: I want me a bad I want no shower. Okay.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: So that's drinking out here. Work out everything, showering at hell.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Workout every day, Shirley. We need to st every day.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: He's gonna work out every day, Shirley. You're a funky uncle.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Was a funky uncle. We gotta go. We'll be back.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with to wash this ignorant show. Twenty
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  Speaker 1: minutes after Wright, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: In a recent Food and Relationship Paul, the majority of
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Americans say that making a good meal for their partner
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen is more intimate to them than having sex.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Eighty percent believe good food is the most sure fire
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: way to someone's heart, and forty three percent said they've
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: ended relationships because their partner was a bad cook. Well,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: my question is who they polling? This is a relationship
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: majority of Americans. All right, no, no, they asked us.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: I can't be with nobody that can't cook, because one
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: thing we're gonna have to do is eat. Yeah, contrary
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: to what you guys think, I do cook. No, no,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: we said, can cook. I can No. No, Shelly can
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: means the ability to cook flavor for the delicious dishes.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: The fact that you can go in there and turn
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: on applieses and and and he grease and melt butter.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: It's don't really baill water on me. Now that that
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: don't qualify. Didn't you bail a turkey one time? Did
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: you ba turkey? No? I didn't boil it. However, what whoa?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: This is gonna be good. He loves what he likes eggs.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: He loves eggs, and eggs is one of my favorite
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: dishes in the morning, eggs. I can eat an egg
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: anytime of the day. I don't like it, they told me.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: But so I'm doing the doctor. He said, you're gonna
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: have stay off dairy. I said, okay, cool, there's no problem.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: He's saying eggs. I said, that's not gonna happen, sir,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: I say, I'm not. I'm not giving up egg and
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: egg is not dairy eggs is poultry? All right? Coming
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: up with thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll do
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: a round of would you rather with the guys right
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show? All right, guys, it
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: is time for a round of would you rather? Here
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: we go? Would you rather watch Jimmy Walker's commercial for
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: forty eight hours? Is brand new commercial? The insury commercial?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Money money? Or would you rather watch paint dry on
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: a house for three days? I'm sitting look at it.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch his paint. You're gonna watch the paints? Right?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: You don't want to watch Jimmy Walker's commercial. No, I'm
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: gonna watch this paint dry because at least I can
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: think about some other stuff you're doing it. That commercial
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: is painful. It's painful. Yeah, it is money. I thought
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: he didn't like to say, Dino Mike no more. I
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: thought he didn't. Yeah, yeah he did say that a commercial.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: I don't even remember. Yeah, here we go? Would you
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: rather give up sex for ninety days or give up
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: talking for ninety days as we're doing it. It It ain't talking.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: That's even better. Now I'm gonna give up sex for
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: ninety days, No, don't, I can't. You know, let me.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: You don't em understand what can go wrong in my
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: life If I can't talk the whole I can go
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: wrong though. But Steve, that's three whole months of no sex. Huh,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: that's a lot. Let me explain something, y'all. See, I
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: haven't talked to a human being for two weeks before
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: when I was homeless. One time, I remember going a
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: two week period without talking to a person, and that
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: that ain't dad, ain't good man? Two weeks without talking?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? Socially mentally? Y'all don't
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: understand how how necessary talking is. Ninety days without talking? Bro?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Do you know the stuff that go wrong in your life?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: You can't with no sex though? That's unbelievable, that's unbearable.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: You would do that better, Get somewhere by yourself and
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: work through somethings. No sex, no sex period, even even
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: about yourself. Right, I'll tell you what you got you.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: I cannot go ninety days without talking. You cannot do that, dog,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: trust and believe? Man, what can I talk to me?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: That's why your answers in the trouble you at all? Right,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: here we go. Would would you rather retire now and
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: get fifty million dollars? Would you rather work ten more
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: years and get one billion dollars? Now? Ten and a billion?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: Y'all don't understand that's one hundred million a year. What
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: is y'all talking about? To work? I'm gonna get that
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: fifty How soon am I gonna get that? All right?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: All right? Fifty million and you out now or ten
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: years and you get a billion. I'm gonna take that
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: fifty right, Okay? All right? This is debatable. All right?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Coming up our last break of the day, and of
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: course we'll have some closing remarks from the one and
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening to Morning show.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: All right, Here we are, guys, our last break of
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: the day on this Monday. It's been a good Monday. Man,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: had some fun. Yeah, y'all be grateful this crazy show.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Believe that. All right, So Steve, the guys ask you
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: a question. I want to ask you a question from
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: a male perspective that has to do with women, because
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: you're so good in this area. Okay, this is from
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: a man's perspective. Here's my question, what is the best
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: way or a woman to attract a man? Simple question,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: But I just want to know. Should we snatch our waist,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: get bigger body parts? Like what a lot of women do.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: We're a lot of makeup. I mean, what is it?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: You know? Well, you know if you look, a lot
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: of that isn't working. If that's what they want to do, well,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: but I'm saying if you look at Instagram, a lot
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: of it isn't working. They just snatched their waist. They
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: didn't got head down and they asked. They didn't. They
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: didn't got the boobs, they didn't got the booties, they didn't,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: they didn't got all that. But they still on Instagram
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: advertising it. They still ain't got no families, They still
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: ain't got no no man in their dreams. They steal
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: posting their own self. It's not working. It's the look
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: of today. But the ultimate, the ultimate way for a
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: woman to attract a man. It's the first of all,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: you got to stop the emphasis of trying to attract
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: a man, because of all you're trying to do is
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: attract a man. Then go only get yourself that pony
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: hair down to your ass. Go on and get your
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: booty put on. Get you some butt pads, put it
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: in your drawers, you know, get you some of some
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: of them suits that they put on, the just skin
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: tight suits, and put some heels on, and get you
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: some lashes, and you and you, and you've attracted a man.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: The goal has to be changed and the perspect uptive
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  Speaker 1: has to be changed to produce a different outcome. So
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  Speaker 1: what a woman is really trying to do, You're trying
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  Speaker 1: to attract the man that's for you. The only way
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  Speaker 1: to attract the best man for you is to be
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  Speaker 1: the best woman for you. That's how you attract a man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now. A man is looking for
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  Speaker 1: a woman who has the ability to care for him
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  Speaker 1: and what he is about and what his life is about.
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  Speaker 1: But we can only recognize that if we see you
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  Speaker 1: caring about yourself and your life and what you're about,
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  Speaker 1: and we want that that you possess for yourself to
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  Speaker 1: be applied to us. That's really the deal. Man. So, like,
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  Speaker 1: if you're a woman and you're being the best woman
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  Speaker 1: you can be for you, you've done the best you
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  Speaker 1: can do with your career. You've done the best you
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  Speaker 1: can do with your education. That that's necessary. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is, you've done the best. You do the
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  Speaker 1: best you can with your appearance. You do the best
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  Speaker 1: you can raising your kids. You be the best person
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  Speaker 1: you can. You live in your best life at your
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  Speaker 1: church or your mosk, or your synagogue or wherever you worship.
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  Speaker 1: If you're being the best in those areas of your life,
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  Speaker 1: the law of attraction is real. You will attract the
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  Speaker 1: best man that's attracted to that life. If you just
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  Speaker 1: want a man to look at you and go all Google,
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  Speaker 1: got got wild wild look at huh? Get your ass
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  Speaker 1: some four inch heels, get your ass, some hair, some lashes,
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  Speaker 1: Get your makeup artist and get you one of them
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  Speaker 1: suits this body tight and put it on and take
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  Speaker 1: some pictures and get you a bag and post it
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  Speaker 1: on Instagram and watch the likes and the comments come in.
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  Speaker 1: And people sliding your dms. Women do that all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And they got men sliding in their dms all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't none of them coming up with Jack Potte because
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  Speaker 1: they've forgotten how it really works. But what women don't
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  Speaker 1: understand is me, and ain't forgot how it really works.
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  Speaker 1: Because when we are looking for the one, we still
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  Speaker 1: want to be able to take you and introduce you
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  Speaker 1: to our MoMA. That's still important to a guy. When
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  Speaker 1: a guy that got serious and trying to buckle it down, man,
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  Speaker 1: I got to introduce her to my mama. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know how many old women has said, he's never bought
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  Speaker 1: a girl to this house before, He's never bought a
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  Speaker 1: young lady over to this house before. You're the first woman,
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  Speaker 1: a girl I've seen at this house for some holidays. See,
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  Speaker 1: now you own to something because he's looking for something.
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  Speaker 1: That's my best suggestion for women to get. And I
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  Speaker 1: know it sounds corny, but you've got to be the
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  Speaker 1: best version of yourself so you can attract the best
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  Speaker 1: version to yourself. Because when a man is looking to
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  Speaker 1: settle down, he wants what you do for yourself to
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  Speaker 1: be able to come over here and do this for me.
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  Speaker 1: That's the key. When you see women who can't ever
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  Speaker 1: get nobody and ever with nobody, it's two things. Number one,
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  Speaker 1: maybe they don't want to be with nobody. Now are
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  Speaker 1: women who enjoy being alone. That's women who is not
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  Speaker 1: marriage is not their aim being in a lone committee relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Is not the aim that all people out there who
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  Speaker 1: exist like that. I'm not saying that's good or bad.
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  Speaker 1: That's they call. But if you want somebody, you have
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  Speaker 1: to behave as though you have somebody. And to get somebody,
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  Speaker 1: you can't be seen with everybody. Did you hear that?
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  Speaker 1: To get somebody, you can't be seen with everybody because
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  Speaker 1: you get what you you attract what you get. So
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  Speaker 1: if you act like you are somebody and you have somebody,
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  Speaker 1: you will attract act that to you. But if you
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  Speaker 1: out there with everybody and anybody, don't nobody won't that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't nobody won't that not permanently. You can be temporarily
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  Speaker 1: I'll be one of them, but not permanently. Those are
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  Speaker 1: my closing remarks today. What about surely? I hope that
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  Speaker 1: answer your question. Go get your man, girl, Go get
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