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NBA Finals: The Bets are On! - 05.30.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all baby
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  Speaker 1: all suit all looking back the black dog giving them
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  Speaker 1: mol just like the milking buck bus things. And it's
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  Speaker 1: touble y'all to be true. Good to tete. How guy
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  Speaker 1: listening to me toach other for study? I don't join? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well by joint men say do you turn? Yeah? You
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  Speaker 1: go get wrong? You gotta turn to turn at the turn.
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  Speaker 1: You lovely got to turn out to turn turn want
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  Speaker 1: to go? Come come on your backdat it? Uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I shure will a good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now on it only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harley got a radio show. We gotta good for
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  Speaker 1: you today. I was thinking about on the way in.
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  Speaker 1: You know, yesterday was a really, really trying day for me.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of work yesterday and I was up.
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten so tired at one point man that But
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, I mean I had no one
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  Speaker 1: to to to explain it to. You know, mom. The
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  Speaker 1: fellas that travel with me, they just go, they just go.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they know where I gotta be. They get
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  Speaker 1: me in place, you know, blah blah blah. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, right about when I'm about to complain about
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  Speaker 1: it out loud, I also find all of the incredible
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  Speaker 1: reasons that I have to be grateful, and it kind
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  Speaker 1: of slows down to complain at a bit. Now I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying that our days. Man, why I don't verbalize
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  Speaker 1: my fatigue or I don't verbalize my man I wish
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have to work so hard, or man, but
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  Speaker 1: but but but but yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But when I get through with that, I have so
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  Speaker 1: many reasons to be grateful that it does slow it down,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and sometimes in might in the majority terms,
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  Speaker 1: just flat out stops it because I end up laughing
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  Speaker 1: at myself because you know, it's so many things are
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  Speaker 1: happening to me beyond my belief, beyond what I asked
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  Speaker 1: God for. So there's just some extreme blessings going on
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  Speaker 1: in my life. But man, man o, man o, man
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  Speaker 1: have I paid? And that that's the part I want
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  Speaker 1: to talk to you about today. You know, see a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people look at other people and they see
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  Speaker 1: what they think is the finished product. They don't realize
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  Speaker 1: that all of us, no matter who we are, are
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  Speaker 1: still a work in progress. That I have many flaws
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  Speaker 1: that I have many problems and have many situations that
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  Speaker 1: come up, you know, just like anybody else. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm no different from that, you know. You know, life
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  Speaker 1: happens for me just like it happens for you. It
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  Speaker 1: may happen in different ways, but just like you know,
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  Speaker 1: if it's something comes up at an inconvenient time for you,
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  Speaker 1: it pops up for me. You know, if something happens
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  Speaker 1: for me that seems unfair, I know that it's happening
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  Speaker 1: to somebody else unfairly. But you know, um, I find
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  Speaker 1: myself being grateful the majority of the time. I can't
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  Speaker 1: say all the time because I'm a human being, and
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I find myself complaining about it all, you know,
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  Speaker 1: But but I try, for the most part to stay grateful,
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  Speaker 1: to stay focused, and it allows me to keep the
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  Speaker 1: wheels churning. But now I wanna I want to share
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  Speaker 1: something with you about your road to success. You know
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  Speaker 1: you've heard me say this probably a hundred times now.
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  Speaker 1: The road to succes as is always under construction, it
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  Speaker 1: really is. So here's here's what I want you to
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  Speaker 1: expect on your way to changing, on your way to
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  Speaker 1: becoming successful, on your way to achieving your goals, on
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  Speaker 1: your way to getting better, I want you to expect
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  Speaker 1: many difficulties. Once again, the road to con the road
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  Speaker 1: to success is always under construction. I want you to
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  Speaker 1: expect many difficulties. But here is the deal between successful
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  Speaker 1: people and non successful people. It's how they deal with
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  Speaker 1: the difficulties. That's the only difference. It's how you deal
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  Speaker 1: with the difficulties, how you handle the setbacks, how well
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  Speaker 1: you get up after you've been knocked down. That's happening
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  Speaker 1: to all of us, none of us, none of us
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  Speaker 1: are exempt from that. You're going to fall, You're going
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  Speaker 1: to be pushed, you're going to be run over, You're
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  Speaker 1: going to be tackled, you are going to be lied about.
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  Speaker 1: You are going to have setbacks. That's a part of
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  Speaker 1: the journey. But how do you handle them? How well
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  Speaker 1: do you do you handle everything? See? I want you
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  Speaker 1: to understand something. When you set out to be successful,
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  Speaker 1: he is difficult. Pet Pablo, who I have probably people?
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  Speaker 1: What is it about to quote Pete Pablo? He had
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  Speaker 1: a uh A wrap album out called Diary of a
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  Speaker 1: Cinner and it was really, man, my favorite rap album
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  Speaker 1: of all time because he says some things about his
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  Speaker 1: life that I could so relate to. I can't think
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  Speaker 1: of the name in a song right now, but there
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  Speaker 1: is a lyric a stands in one of his songs
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  Speaker 1: that says, I had a half a tank of gas,
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  Speaker 1: two cigarettes, scraping up change in an ash tray, and
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  Speaker 1: a voice said, it's only a test of my faith.
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  Speaker 1: It said, I had a half a tank of gas,
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  Speaker 1: two cigarettes, scraping up change in an ash tray, but
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  Speaker 1: a voice said it was only a test of my faith.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a deal your faith, which is the belief in
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  Speaker 1: things that you cannot see. When you say I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to make it, I'm going to be successful at it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to finish college. I'm going to achieve my goal.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be a better husband. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: be a better father. I'm going to be a better wife.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be a better mother. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: be a better student. I'm going to be rich. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to start doing more for other people. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to help the less fortunate. Whatever you say when you're
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  Speaker 1: sending that prayer up, when you declare that faith, the
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  Speaker 1: devil hears your prayer too. Now a sad thing about
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  Speaker 1: the devil is he's busy seven and he has people
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  Speaker 1: that works for him. It's some imps out there that
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  Speaker 1: ain't up to no good. You all know them, You've
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  Speaker 1: all run across them. They always putting shade on somebody.
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  Speaker 1: They always barking at somebody. They always knocking somebody down.
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  Speaker 1: These people that they're just busy for Satan. What you
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  Speaker 1: gotta be careful of is that occasionally you don't become
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  Speaker 1: one of those people. See so when these people, when
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  Speaker 1: when the devil hears is prayer that you set up
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  Speaker 1: or what you're gonna be successful at, then your faith
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  Speaker 1: is going to be tested. He got people man to
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  Speaker 1: come in there and try to knock you off that course.
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  Speaker 1: So you can get on back to this old woe
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  Speaker 1: is me. I ain't gonna ever be nothing. The uh
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  Speaker 1: man seemed like every time I try to get back up,
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  Speaker 1: I getting knocked right back. Now, once he gets you
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  Speaker 1: saying that enough times, then he can start implementing some
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  Speaker 1: other programs. Come on, man, let's sell this dope. We
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  Speaker 1: can't get no job now here you go. You're off track,
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  Speaker 1: you're going you other way. Now he got you, He
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  Speaker 1: got you tied up now to the poort where he
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  Speaker 1: can get you locked up, or he can get your
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  Speaker 1: killed and lose your soul. So now he had worked
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  Speaker 1: busy he all day. What you got to be mindful
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  Speaker 1: of is that your faith will be tested, that it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be difficult to get to where you are,
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  Speaker 1: and you got to stay in prayer all the time,
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  Speaker 1: talking to your creator about strengthening you for the journey.
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  Speaker 1: You have to be strengthened for the journey. That's all
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  Speaker 1: you're asking for. Because the journey is the journey. You
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  Speaker 1: can stop asking God to remove all these problems in
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  Speaker 1: these situations because it ain't gonna happen these out of
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  Speaker 1: test of our faith. This determines how bad you want it.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm saying to you this morning is stay focused,
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  Speaker 1: stay prayerful, stay on point, get ready for him. Understand
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  Speaker 1: that it's just to test to your faith, that your
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  Speaker 1: faith will be tested. But you got to stay the course. Man,
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  Speaker 1: You got to stay the course. It's all right, you
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  Speaker 1: will be fine in due time, but you gotta give
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  Speaker 1: some of this stuff a chance to play itself out.
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  Speaker 1: Because nothing lasts forever. Ain't no pain forever. All right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to help you with that, because boy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm dealing with it all the time. Stay prayerful, God
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  Speaker 1: got help for you. All right, let's go. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show all right, Time for Junior and truth be told. Confete.
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  Speaker 1: I'm told it's also similar to ain't no way. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out what the difference when to me?
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  Speaker 1: Want to start the truth? Oh, this is the truth?
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  Speaker 1: Is the truth? And then oh, ain't no way? Is
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  Speaker 1: you decide? Yeah? That's it? Oh? Everybody clear on that now? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I was very confused because they was so damn. I
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  Speaker 1: was trying to see what would your your older uncle
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  Speaker 1: say at the time, like this, See now, if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't shut what it is that they're saying, they probably
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  Speaker 1: don't need to be saying. Be puffy. I'm sure everybody
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  Speaker 1: had a good Memorial Day weekend. Everybody did. Yeah except
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  Speaker 1: for me. You know. Let me just say this, and
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  Speaker 1: this is absolute truth. I'm out of the Poe cookout business.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? I'm out of it. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: being a part of it. No, mo, I went to
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  Speaker 1: a cookout yesterday when my boy was his turn to
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  Speaker 1: host a cookout party. Sure, I go over there and
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  Speaker 1: you shouldn't be having cookouts if you can't forward to
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  Speaker 1: feed yourself. We had this cookout yesterday and I probably
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  Speaker 1: I walked to that kitchen. It was six wings, three
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  Speaker 1: had burger pattis, and twelve people. For twelve people, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you can't have everything in here. You got to make
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  Speaker 1: a decision. Is you gonna get a chicken? Way? Is
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get you a hot dog? Or is you
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  Speaker 1: gonna get you can't have all three ain't but three
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  Speaker 1: slices of bread. I've actually in here holding food up,
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  Speaker 1: asking the Lord to bless it. Like the two fish
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  Speaker 1: and five load can be multiplied. They say, no, I
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  Speaker 1: got everything you need. You gotta bring no liquors. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I got something drink. I go to look at the ball,
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  Speaker 1: everything on a corner, just one everything though the crown
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  Speaker 1: the henn and say, don't matter what it is, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: it just one drink let. But there's twelve people, so
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  Speaker 1: you're three bottles. Everybody will get drink. We had to
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  Speaker 1: actually shell plate so we don't throw that away. I'm
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  Speaker 1: out of the poke cook out bits. I'm sorry, I
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  Speaker 1: can't do it. I'm diving head first out. How long
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  Speaker 1: you stage here. I'm here about thirty minutes and that
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  Speaker 1: was too long, too long, man, and they was out
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  Speaker 1: of food then. Just people just don't handle been doing cookouts, crazy, man,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? What's up? What's going on with you? What's up?
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  Speaker 1: J and what's up? Pimping? Ain't time? Man? Man? I
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  Speaker 1: see you gliding in here with your music? What's up?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Every day it was he was up, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Pemp and I heard you were gonna stop by? Oh
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  Speaker 1: you heard? You must have been looking for me? Always, always,
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  Speaker 1: is the last thing she said. Always always nice, say
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  Speaker 1: Junior heard you was at the Little Poe Arbecue. You heard, man,
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  Speaker 1: you suld have ca the mind I had him on
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  Speaker 1: dad cooking grilling everything. Oh man, I only girls be
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  Speaker 1: on t Just Bobby queuing having a good time, everybody off. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just just just pumps and just the keennies and minute
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  Speaker 1: skirts and everything meat I'm talking about really good. You
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  Speaker 1: should have been that, Jane. You ain't ever been none
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  Speaker 1: of my body. I love to come to one of them, man, Man,
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  Speaker 1: you need to because it's just only in Pompact on Dad.
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  Speaker 1: We got everything out there. Man. We had the handburgers
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  Speaker 1: and hot dogs, you know. We either had hot dogs
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  Speaker 1: or wienies, whichever one you mount. You know, get options.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah what you will to? Yeah? Yeah, what you have? What? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: You think I got on Bobby apron? You cooking for man? Now?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't the whole apron winning for the collar, the
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  Speaker 1: part did you put around your neck? That's fair? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And then the apron was gold gold. Yeah my goblet,
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  Speaker 1: my goblet was purple. Can't you see it? Now? And
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  Speaker 1: on some black and white spectators and boy, you better
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  Speaker 1: get away from nobody out there like me that I was. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I was so bright that somebody thought I was the lemonade. Right.
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  Speaker 1: You should have been there, Junior. Ain't got enough food? Nothing, man,
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  Speaker 1: nothing done, nobody to do this at Timmy, what'd you
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  Speaker 1: do over the weekend? Pimp Oh? I had a look
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  Speaker 1: cook out at the house man the chateau. He Timmy,
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  Speaker 1: when you're gonna invite me over to the chateau pimple?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody then but me? Whenever you fall, man, you're always welcome. Brother, Okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: I just need a Shanley. What did you do? I'm
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  Speaker 1: kind of like Steve on this one. I kind of
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  Speaker 1: forgot oh, just hung out. I went to a cookout
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  Speaker 1: yesterday myself. They have plenty of food. I got a
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  Speaker 1: chance to take some food home. I got a plate
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  Speaker 1: for my husband. Yes, took something home. He was happy
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  Speaker 1: he had to cookout. No, he didn't go. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: go to the cookout yesterday. What's up, Jay? What did
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  Speaker 1: you do yesterday? I went to the movie theater and
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  Speaker 1: I snucked in about two movies. Pay one and see two.
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  Speaker 1: Great Man, send your citizen discount And I would say
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  Speaker 1: that slip but for that, ain't you? No, damn you
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  Speaker 1: messed around and get coup. That's your mug shot like
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  Speaker 1: Tiger Wood shad for tiger Man. Ain't got no game. No, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know he can't even talk to the police department
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  Speaker 1: in his own neighborhood. You ain't bought him nothing, damn
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  Speaker 1: like donuts to someday. You can have bought him something.
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  Speaker 1: They got you down there for four hours. Now you
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  Speaker 1: talk about some minutication back all right? Coming up at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Miss Anne will be here
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  Speaker 1: with all today's national news. We'll see who the president
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  Speaker 1: did over the long holiday weekend, violence in America over
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: the Memorial Day holiday weekend, and Tiger Woods. We talked
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  Speaker 1: about it earlier. Tiger Woods. Do you want right now?
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  Speaker 1: It's time for nephew to run that prank back. That's
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  Speaker 1: my daddy boat. Huh, that's my daddy boat. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even ask you. Okay, let me get it out. That's
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  Speaker 1: my daddy boat. Okay, Daddy gave me that boat. Daddy right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's my daddy boat. Watch me work it is. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Mr Wilson. Please, Mr Wilson,
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  Speaker 1: how are you today? My name is Williams. Well, listen,
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  Speaker 1: we've been getting a few complaints are about some things
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  Speaker 1: on your property there. Uh. Actually I'm with the homeowners Association.
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  Speaker 1: Wanted to reach out and give you a call today. Oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing? Pretty good? Listen, Um, I got
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  Speaker 1: a few things I kind of want to discuss with
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  Speaker 1: you here that seemed to be uh a problem that's
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  Speaker 1: taken place in the neighborhood there. Um, it's been brought
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  Speaker 1: to our attention down here at headquarters that you have,
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  Speaker 1: um a few things on your property that are are
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  Speaker 1: not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: You have two cars supposedly in your driveway that that
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  Speaker 1: are not being used been sitting there for quite some time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what what one of them I'm currently working on. I'm
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  Speaker 1: almost I should have it repaired. I'm just waiting on
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  Speaker 1: getting wait, wait and get a little extra money and
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  Speaker 1: get to take care of the other cars just function
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  Speaker 1: and I just don't drive. But I have more than
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  Speaker 1: one car. Okay. Now you you also have a a
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  Speaker 1: a camper that seems to be has been there for
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  Speaker 1: at least eight months now, that's that's sitting there. Is
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  Speaker 1: that correct as well? Yeah? Yeah, I'm I'm working on
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  Speaker 1: getting some storage for that is, but it ain't really
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  Speaker 1: been there eight months, just maybe around about six seven.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, you know, I'm looking at our past records
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. It seems like there was a complaint before
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  Speaker 1: about the you know, keeping the yard, uh pretty cutting
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  Speaker 1: all of that kind of stuff. And I'm just looking
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  Speaker 1: at past complaints that I have here. Now the biggest
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  Speaker 1: one that I have that that's concerning your property, sir,
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  Speaker 1: is um supposedly in your backyard. Now there's a you
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  Speaker 1: have an old boat that's in your backyard. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't see that boat bother nobody. Well, well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's it's it's kind of a sore eye
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  Speaker 1: for the people. I think. I think you guys backyards
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  Speaker 1: actually bump up against each other, and you guys have
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  Speaker 1: a chain link fence between the two of you all,
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  Speaker 1: and I think the boat is must be just a
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  Speaker 1: sore eye for the family that's behind you all. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't see myself getting rid of that boat.
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  Speaker 1: So I got a cover on it. Everybody else got
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  Speaker 1: a boat. I don't see what the problem is. Well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's here's what's actually happening. Mr Wilson. What's gonna take
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  Speaker 1: place is this. Now we're we're gonna give you a
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  Speaker 1: fourteen day h extension, uh fourteen days actually to to
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  Speaker 1: move the car that is not functioning, the camper as well,
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  Speaker 1: and definitely the boat we need. We're gonna need those
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  Speaker 1: three items. I ain't got no what moves boat. I
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  Speaker 1: just told you I was working on so well for storage,
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  Speaker 1: you know how my storage called. Then the boat. Now
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  Speaker 1: the cab, I'll get that, take care. But the boat.
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  Speaker 1: The boat, the boat my daddy gave me, and my
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  Speaker 1: daddy gave me that that that's the only thing my
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  Speaker 1: daddy gave me before he died. Now, now I'm not
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  Speaker 1: moving that boat nowhere. The boat won't just fun. If
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  Speaker 1: I take you down that to the water, it'll work, sir,
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  Speaker 1: And I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically I'm
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  Speaker 1: just a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to get
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  Speaker 1: the non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to get that out within a two weeks notice,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: as well as the camper and definitely the boat. Now,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone. I'll
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: tell you what I ain't moving. I'll tell you that
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: that Well, what you're gonna do, sir, you gotta either
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: move the boat. I'm gonna have somebody come over and
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: haul all of these things away. Well, i'll tell you what.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I got thirteen readers why you won't come over and
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: touch that boat? And I got to moan two two,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I got thirteen, and then I got another twenty six
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: added on to that. Why you won't bring now want
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: me to touch my daddy boat because my daddy gave
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: me that. Well, I'll be damn any of you. You know,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of you with me that cross. I'm not
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: at liberty to give you the name whose report give
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: me something because I know you know, eight months and
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody said why the hell y'all me about how
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: to vote in the backyard of my daddy gave me sir.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: The language is not necessary. The bottom line is I
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: want to camper out. I want to vote out, and
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I want the car that's not functioning move for them
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: two weeks or I'm throwing it out. I'll tell you
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: when I give you a personal invitation to come over here,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: put the vote, the camp and the car, and I
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: will beat you like that's what beat you, sir? H Wow,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna allow one car to stay. I just want
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: to make sure that you know that I've given you
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: the statement over the phone, letting you know that what
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: what has taken place here will take it. But I
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: ain't moved my daddy. So you're gonna move your dad's
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: stinking vote if let me bring you bring somebody, sir,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: trust me, trust me. If we come there, we're definitely
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: gonna be bringing authorities with us. Will go to because
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I live my daddy ain't now I want you. I'm
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: gonna touch my daddy boat that's he left me. I
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: got one one thing I need to say to you,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: sir about this in situation. Excuse me. All I have
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: to say is this. This is nephew Timmy from the
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your brother.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I got up, all right, man, it's your brother told me,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: and he said, Man, he'd be going eddie with the
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: homeowner Socier. He said, Man, just call him and tell
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: him he got to move all this thing, he said,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: but most of all, tell him y'all gonna hauld all
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: that boat. He said. He kill you behind that dog
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: on boat. But I love that. I got one more
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: question for you, don baby, tell me this, what is
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• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I just want to mention this to you, guys. I
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: know you guys are married. Something to think about, Steve,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: if you're dating someone with low self esteem. Though, I
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: know you guys are married, but just check this out
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: and newsna be married. A new study has found that
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: when insecure people are in a relationship, they are from
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: project their issues onto the person there with and blame
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: them for their unhappiness. Okay, you've been there, Steve specifically,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: can you feel me? I'm dealing you right here. Two
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: dudes have done it to mold there. We haven't shared
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: common interest right here. That's one thing that's probably why
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: we're friends. Right straight to jail. It's a lob right
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: many g have y'all head? Oh my god, good question?
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Enough to feel the bleaches. I'm gonna have a suit sale,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I really could, man. Man. All right, we'll be back
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: and we'll be back to talk about Tiger Woods, oh
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: and his d U. I you're listening to the Steve
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's all over the news.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: This mug shot right here right before we get to
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: miss Anne and the news. Tiger Woods was arrested yesterday
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: morning on suspicion of driving under the influence d U.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I Tiger, who is rehabbing from back surgery, was nabbed
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: around three a m. In the morning during a traffic
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: stop in his home of a Jupiter, Florida. This is
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: according to a police officials. He was released on his
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: own recognizance with no bond a few hours later. Tiger,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: who had back surgery just last month, will not play
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: on the p g A Tour this season. Um. He
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: really a statement yesterday evening saying I understand the severity
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: of what I did, and I take full responsibility for
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: my actions. I want the public to know that alcohol
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: was not involved what happened. What had happened was an
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn't realize the mix
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: of medications had affected me so strongly. I would like
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: to apologize with all my heart to my family, my friends,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: and the fans. I expect more from myself too. I
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: will do everything in my power to ensure this never
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: happens again. I fully cooperated with law enforcement, and I
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: would like to personally thank the representatives of the Jupiter
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Police Department and the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office for
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: their professionalism. Wow. Yeah, but that mug shot don't look
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: like medicine to me. All that is a medicine mug shot.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: It was, I'm said Jack Daniels. They couldn't let him
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: have it. Where was he going at three and ten
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: from his house? Man? You know, you know you're drunk,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: and Casey and joej want rab with you. I'm not
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: getting there with you. This has to go up there
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: with some of the all times. The other one, Nick, Yeah,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Tigers right up, Tiger yeah, Steve, Yeah, you know one
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: of your friends. Man. I ain't got amount Tiger, but
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I do want to talk with him, man, to talk
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: to him, to him. I want to talk with him. Man.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I could sit him down because I know how to
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: overcome adversity, you know, Okay, I could tell him, Man,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: A couple of everybody that's been through it, man understands
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: how to overcome adversity. Goes that have done it. And
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: it's it's teachable to teach a person how to overcome adversity.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: And I just don't think he's around the people who
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: are sharing that information with him. M hm. But at
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: the end of the day, Tiger need Jesus, man. Yeah,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: that's really Tiger need Jesus. That's what it was of
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: loose white women. And when he when he lost that,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I'm with you on that one. When he launched that,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: it was down here. Yeah, no problem, man, when he's
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: getting his white woman, it's fine. He was winning. Are
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: you guys serious right now? Yeah, look at his life.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: White women winning, no white women losing. It's right there,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: that's your life back. I didn't know though that he
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: had just had another surgery. Um that might be, but
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: an't ruin his elbows after damn. Alright, alright, please before
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: these guys get out again and gentlemen, thank you, thank you. Guys.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: So bad. Okay, this is aw but the news everybody,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: good morning, everybody, Okay. Over the weekend, of course, America
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: honored it's war dead yesterday and this memorial Dadet Arlington
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: National Cemetery was the first for Donald Trump as president.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Words cannot measure the depth of their devotion, the purity
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: of their love, or the totality of their courage. We
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: only hope that every day we can prove worthy not
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: only of their sacrifice and service, what of the sacrifice
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: made by the fas and loved ones they left behind,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: special special people. One of the stories mostly forgotten over
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: the Memorial Day weekend, everybody was that of African American
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Richard Collins of Bowie State University, only three days from
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: graduating and just commissioned a U S Army Second Lieutenant,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Richard Collins was stabbed to death while waiting for a
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: bus with friends near the University of Maryland by an
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: apparent white supremacist. The FBI poortly investigating Shawn Urbanski, charged
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: with first and second degree murder first degree assault, but
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: he's not yet charged with committing a hate crime, even
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: though the local police chief says Urbanski belongs to an
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: all right Facebook group. Richard Collins was awarded his bachelor's
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: degree posthumously. His family picked that up lovely. A lot
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: of people that story was big at one point that
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: just left the news headlines just left. So we're going
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: to make sure that we keep it in front and
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: focus for our our community, at least Earlier this month
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: in New Orleans, Baron Mitch Landry or the removal of
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: four of the city's most notable for Confederate monuments and
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: explain why PGT Warrior Guard statutes were not erected to
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: just honor these men, but as part of a movement,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: through monuments and through other means to rewrite history to
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: hide the truth, which is that the Confederacy was on
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: the wrong side of humanity. It is self evident that
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: these men did not fight for the United States of America.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: They fought against it. They may have been warriors, but
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: in this cause they were not patriots. And now the
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: mayor of Baltimore is thinking about doing the same thing.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Among that city's monuments to the Confederacy is also a
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: statue of Roger Tanney, the Supreme Court chief who wrote
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: the infamous dread Scott decision. Sad news, longtime sportswriter Frank
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: DeFord has died at age seventy eight. Spent decades a
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: sports illustrated in national public radio. And this is kind
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: of funny. Apparently a lot of wealthy men have taken
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: a lying about their jobs, picking up women at grocery stores,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: and even using fake names to try and avoid gold diggers,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: especially those who would look them up online and pay
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: for background checks to find out how much money they
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: make and how much their worse. I guess it's all
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: about the Yankee dollar. You a butterfly twenty minutes after
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: the house you're listening to the Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: time for your favorite segment. Bring on the Butterfly. M y, yeah,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I like that he's here. M hm uh. I'm not
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: no doubt I am not your do But anyway, good morning, Um,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Stephen Charley, Um, jor Day, Anthony Brown, Hey, butterfly. Okay,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: so I am making a huge, huge announcement today. Oh
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: my god, Um, can I get a drunk roun? This
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: is a big one. You're gonna need it. You're gonna
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: need to look your whole life. This is a big one.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: But there you walked in and told Glorial what was happening.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Now you're not gonna do mama. First of all, there
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: it is as true. Okay, I have set it up.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: It's going down this Thursday at three pm. It will
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: be the first of four sessions. All right, it has
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: been I've already paid for it. It is set up.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: It is ready to go. Now here it is Steve
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Harvey and myself are gonna be on a Jana Van
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Zone fix my life. We are having a couple's counseling session. Yeah,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: you can keep a secret so we can get work
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: through all of our problems. That we have going out,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: but who alp us are gonna sit down with and
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: she is going to fix because we are we are
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: an odd couple and we gotta get We've got the
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: gigs we gotta get. We've got to work it out. Steven,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: we're odd. We're gonna be even when she gets there
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: with us. We are odd couple and I just want
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: things to be worked out between us. But it's gonna
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: be our right and we're gonna have This is the
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: first one is Thursday, the one of four and I
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: have This was at three pm, three pm on Thursday,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: So Steve, well, she's gonna come to the studio we're
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: gonna work on We're gonna do this at three so
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: she's gonna be wherever we are and he's going to
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: fix it. And whatever she tells you to do, you're
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: gonna No, you're not. She's not taking no for an answer.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Sounds like, yes, we're doing this. We gotta We are
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: odd couple. It's just not been working between you and I. Yes,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: and you're not what I'm glad you bought because she
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: said we're gonna have a hugging session where we just
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: hold another until we start to love one another. Yes,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: your brother, Yes, so I need the hugging text. It
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: is like like thirty minutes you just how hold each
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: about thirty minutes? Yet, so misasign If you're listening, I
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: am so thankful that you have agreed to work with Steve.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Steve and myself, but we are going to get on
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: the right track. So y, I'm not gonna fix our
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: lives and your picture will be at the gate. You
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: won't get it. You're gonna let us in here. You
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: need to open up your heart, Steve, you really do
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: open up your heart. Alright, you've done enough opening for both.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with juniors. Ain't no way. We'll be
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: back in thirty four after. Okay, you're listening, Steve show,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: it's time once again for Yeah. Sing that song? Hey man,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: you need a theme, so, ain't no way how to
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: read the one with Yeah? Ain't no way. It's time
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: for juniors. Ain't no way, Let's go junior. Ain't no way.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: It's different from truth be told, y'all, truth be told.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: His stories ain't no way, its stories, and you have
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: to decide whether they're legitimate or Ain't no way. Right?
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Everybody man accused of killing lawyer receives a new attorney.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: You mean tell me you can already killed one of us?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I believe. Yeah, sounds so crazy, you can go with way.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well it is true. It is wow. But
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I promise you the new attorney is not trying to
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: get him off, though he better try to win the case. No,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: he ain't trying. All right, here we go. Robot priests
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: can beam light from his hand and give automated blessings
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: to worship us. I mean, man, it's some ignorant people.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: It really is making people. I didn't looking for anything. Yeah. Yeah,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: so I'm gonna say, yeah, yeah, yeah it is. That's
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: actually true. Believe it. I believe it. But in Arizona,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: till they kill they said, yeah, you got to know
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: when it's too damn hot. Yeah, you know, and look
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: at man, you got to go because you know it
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: just gets so hot in there. You got to know
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: it's too hot for you. Yes, but let's common sense.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Not seriously, man, people lose it. You know what I'm saying.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Who ordained the robot? It's a robot. They don't care.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: People aren't here looking for hope. Man in a robot
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: in a robot all right, Temmy, just just something Timmy
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: probably do. Though Florida man crashes into fire, hydrants and drowns.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna put me on that? This is stupid?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Get out the cart the car. I believe that happens.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I believe that all the water was coming in the drowns. Yes, okay,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with no way. Yeah, well you know what, Sureley,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: you right, but it is impossible though it was in Florida. Yeah,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: in Florida would be the one on this group to
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: just drown in the car whatever, you would do something
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: like that. And last, but not at least though President
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Trump praises Colonel Sanders for his service in the Civil War.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: He's doing it. He did a fantastic job. Can be junk.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Come on, I ain't even go to school, and I
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: know right well, all the things and saying it's just
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: he just praised Colonel Sanders for his job and cil
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: that's all I'm saying. Pepper KB, No, it's not true.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: But he did say Frederick dudes doing a great job
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: and doing great work today today. Yeah no, he don't
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: know no black people, Wow, he don't know. He really
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: throw you in. But that is part I just came
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: back in hire Man. I just heard your voice and
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: it just draws me in. I just want to be
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: like anybody how many seconds? Cat Damn, I'm dropping in
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: for no reason and I don't be fast. Man. You
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: know what I'm stand pimples. Don't do shout time. My
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: coach is long. Why when I come in here and
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: do shut time? I got firs longer than these breaks.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: All right, we're coming back. Thank you, pimping with Nephews
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: prank call. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hours matter. Yes, today, just to
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: stay awake. It was it was really meaning. I knew
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: it one okay, Today's Strawberry Letters, Steve the subject, My
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: wife's mouth scares me. When you're married, my wife mouth
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: scares me. Okay, But first, it's not what you think. First,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: come on, nephew, prank phone call. What you got? I
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: think every man can relate to this when this one
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: right here is quit turning the chair with your private
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: when you're cutting my halt, Brady, how are you doing? Man?
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: My name is Dennis Man. I got a hair cut
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: from you. A couple of weeks ago. Hey, listen, Um,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I wanted to get an appointment with you, man. Like
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I said, I was there a couple of weeks ago. Man,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: my first time getting haircut from you. Real real good jobs.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I want to say thank you for that, all right,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: not a problems, not problem. Okay, do you have any
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: um any time available on Thursday? Yeah? Yeah, for sure,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: you come up. What's what's what's your name here? Bro?
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Dennis Man? Dennis? Okay, Dennis? What I can't chance? Dennis
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: about three o'clock man, something of that nature. I mean,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: you know I'm on the work performance, you know. Okay,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: three o'clock you'll be there. Okay, Hey, I got a
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: little bit of situation though, man. That happened last time
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I was there. I kind of wanted to talk to
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: you bout it, man, because it kind of called me
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: off guard. So I wanted to I let you, man
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: and see if we could rectify the problem. For I
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: came back up there. What happened? What's somebody dispect your something?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, what else to do? What? What? Um? It
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: really wasn't somebody, man, it was it. It was it
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: was actually you me? Whoa what hap here's deal. Man.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: When you was cutting my hair, when it when it
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  Speaker 1: was time to turn the chair, you didn't turn the
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  Speaker 1: chair with with with with with your hand man. See, Brady, man,
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  Speaker 1: you you turned the chair with your with your private part. Oh,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: come on, I mean I'm a professional man. I've been
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: doing this fifteen years, right right. I don't think it's
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: anything deliberate. Man. I think you just do it unconsciously, man,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: because you know you'd be leaning over on the chair cutting,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: and I think you don't realize. You know, you'd be
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: turning the chair with your private part instead of doing
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  Speaker 1: it with your hand man. And see, my hand got
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: caught out there, and I saw it out the corner
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: my eyes. I saw your private part coming towards my hand.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I moved it just in time. You understand, but not
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: not see then I'm not understanding something. But because I don't,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I don't. We don't have to like that mind here,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: because you know I don't make mistakes like that. But
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I don't know you You're sure
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: you're talking to the right person, man, Yeah, I mean,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: ain't you the third chair on the right when you
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: walk in the door. Yeah, it's correct. Okay, that one
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about, man, and you cut me two weeks ago,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: and like I said, I really like my hand could
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: so I want to call back and rectify this problem.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: But you know you gotta turn the chair with your
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: hand and not your pride part. If not, we're gonna
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: have a problem. Okay, bright Now I feel it, and
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I understand you your complaint and everything. I mean, I'm
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: not understanding what you're saying, but but I don't do that,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, we we will be glad. You
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You another clut or whatever. You understand, man,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: you know, but but I don't move nobody, no round
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: with my problems. Man, So that's just not me. Okay,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying, but I want you to
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: hear what I'm saying. If you put your private on
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: there at all when I come in there Thursday, then
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I promise you're gonna jump up and we're gonna have
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: a problem. Who what let's see not now now right there?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm not I'm not feeling that jump up having
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: a problem because you know, you don't really know me
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: like that. But you know what I mean, I'm trying
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: to be a professional here and and and solve your
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: little issue that you got your understanding, But I alt
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: is jumping up and stuff you're talking about doing. I
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: don't know. I'm trying to come in and get a
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: nice half cut and walk out with a nice hair cut.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: What I don't want to do. It's come down there.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: You're leaning over, put your private part where I got
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: my arms in my hands and I got help you.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Now that's what I don't dude, you're starting. You're touching
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: the wrong, talking about what you're talking about. I'm touching
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: you wrong. You touched me wrong two weeks ago when
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: you put your private on my hand. Man, I don't
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: know how to touch it. Say what do you know? Hey,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: dog all, I'm trying to say, you're the brother trying
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: to come in and get his half cut and walk
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: out feeling like a mane and not walk out feeling violated. Man,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: because you didn't turn the chair with your private part
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: all up against my hand in my elbow and stuff. Man,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: you know I'm trying to talk to you. But unless
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: you don't run me wrong, punk flying here and you
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: understanding we ain't no punk flying that, then keep it
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: off my hand. Let me tell you something over you
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: you bring your stupid so he I'm gonna tell you
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  Speaker 1: right now. You get just you understanding and look quicker play?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Oh here, Salon a brother shop. I hear what you're saying,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: but let me explain something. You were you using your
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: hips in your private section like a paying ball machine.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: And come on, I'm gonna tell you right now, push
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: up on you. You're come on, understand me, dude. I'm
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: just trying to come and get a hagh cut. I'm
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: trying to get a hat cut and walk out of
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: there like a man, feeling like a man. Bet open
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: you up. I'm gonna open you up. Boy. Do you
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: understand me? Now? Watch you now? Come on here? You know,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: tell you something to your what's you want to pay? Salon?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: This is a baber shop? You understand me? Oh what
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I got? I'm not saying? Come on, I got somebody
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: to have a cut, right and I ain't got time
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: running your gun back on? You want to come over
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  Speaker 1: here to you? Did I don't do it? You know what?
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: What was you? Man? You'll come up? Come on up
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: your show and you come up to your Okay, okay,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put my real name on my shirt? Thing?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: You want to know what my real name is. That's
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: what's up. That's what's up. Then you might want to
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: you want you want to know what name gonna be
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  Speaker 1: on the shirt? Right then? The name on the shirt
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Shown. Say oh, man,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: say bro my bad man. I got one more thing
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: to ask you, man, what is what is the baddest
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the laying
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: every man and experienced that it's like whoa, you know,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: one time it's like okay, but like three exactly, dude,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Hey man, chi chi, it's a little bit income. Yeah,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: you're using your pelvis. That's that's not working for me. Man,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: his hands in your hand, But I need you to
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: take your time and get your hand and moved his chair.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: But you'll you'll, you'll swivel your pelvis. That's not supposed
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: to be there at all. Never Now, I got my
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: hands in my pocket. Why are you so quiet? Uh?
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: When you be in the chair and then they're lining
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: you up and they stand directly in front of you.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: What that's not comfortable? Lining me from the side, sad
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Even if you miss my line up. You're not gonna
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: do that to me. No, let's know what you're gonna do.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: We're gonna just go and get a crooked line. I
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: can fix it up right now. Ye yeah, I can
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: fix a crooked lining at the house. I know how
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: to get one and one one and one corner eye
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: something myself and they get reading on you too at
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: the time of your know what I'm saying, too close.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Nothing worse than a barber with bad bro A lot
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: of miss m yourself. When your foot on the little bar,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: you take that and jack yourself above his mouth. How
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: long does it take the average woman? What do you think?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: What do you what is the average time I'm for
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: a woman in a beauty salon because I've heard some
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: crazy not Yeah, it's it's I'll say this, it's no
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: less than two hours. How much hair you have in
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: your head? My hair short, it's no less than it's
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: two hours and more. What's that? Yeah, it's definitely more
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: than that. But once you get your butt in the seat,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: it's going to do y'all you want to, y'all going
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: to bowl. One of y'all going to the over here
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  Speaker 1: style and the other one you know getting a perm
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: put time alright? Coming up next, it's the Strawberry letters
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: subject My wife's mouth scares me. You're listening to the
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Steve Show. All right? Tomorrow, television's most outrageous comedy returns
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: for an all new season. I'm talking about the Car
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Michael Show. It starts to Drive Carmichael, Lauretta Divine, and
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: David Alan Greer. It begins tomorrow after a little bit
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  Speaker 1: shots with the one and only Steve Harvey on its
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  Speaker 1: new night on NBC Night. Yeah, funny show tomorrow tomorrow,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Wednesday Night. I'm talking about Car Michael. Oh, Car Michael
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  Speaker 1: often say here later moved the show. I gotta start
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: paying attention to my career. Yeah you think ja career?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Which could you? Come on? He's next joke, carel could
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: you put the houselight to place? So carea come out?
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Come on? I want everybody to say by the career.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: And now I'm gonna do the last joke. OK, come on,
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  Speaker 1: I love you. She'll get it together. Come out, Let's
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  Speaker 1: get it. Buckle up, hold on tight, we got it
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: for you. It is Strawberry letter subject My wife's mouth
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  Speaker 1: scares me. One more time, My wife mouth scares me.
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  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, excuse me. I must admit I am
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: a reformed heathen. Ten years ago I decided to change
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: my ways and started going to church. I met a
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: woman there and we became friends. A few years past,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: and we decided we wanted to be more than friends.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: But we decided to abstain from sex until marriage. We
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: made it two years before temptation got the best of
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: us and we had sex. It was clear that I
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: was more experienced than she was. Eventually we got married
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: and our love life is awesome. Now it took her
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: a while to find her rhythm, but now she is
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: rocking my world. There's just one thing. It's always just
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: one thing. There's just one thing. When we really get going,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: she starts cursing like she's on deaf comedy jam. Now,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: even when I was doing my dirt in the streets,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't curse because it just didn't feel right to me.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: But my wife curses up a storm when we're making love.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: How can I keep the freakiness but lose all the cursing?
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Please help? Okay, I just say, come on now, I
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: just aren't we nitpicking just a little bit here about
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: all of this. I mean, really, it sounds like you're
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: judging her. I mean it's your wife. You say your
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: love life is awesome. She's rocking your world. Now, are
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: you satisfied You've done dirt in the past, That's what
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: you said. This is her dirt. Is one piece of
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: dirt worse than the other. We're having double standards here.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: I guess you may not like it, but you know
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: you gotta talk to your wife if this is not
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: turning you on in bed, just like I would tell
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: your wife if you were doing something that was bothering her,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: you got to talk to her and let her know. Honey,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: can you cut down on this? Some people you know
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: that enhances the sexual situation something, and maybe that's what
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: it does for her. So you got to talk to
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: her about this particular situation if it's bothering you. That's
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: what I have to say. Mr. Reformed Heathen. Okay, obviously
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: this letter is from someone similar to me. First of all,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: I'm a reform. Let us begin with that God has
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: to save us all from something, and heathering was mine.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know what his definition of heathen was. I
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: am full aware of man. So you decided to change
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: your ways and started going to church. I met a woman.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Then we became friends a few years past, and we
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: decided to abstain from sex unto marriage. That right, there
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: is a strong commitment to your faith that alone speaks volumes.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: So I must commend the former heathing. We made it
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: two years before temptation got the best of us. We
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: had sex. I gotta still take my hat on. Two years,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: long time, dog, two years a long time. I'm telling you, man, congratulations.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: But things happened. Y'all had sex. It was clear that
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I was more experienced than she was because she was
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: out there heathing it. He was out there doing what
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: heathing it? And he means to eve to throw something.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: You was out there slamy okay, so heathing and when
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: you mispronounced it is heathing it. You was heaving it
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: all around m Eventually we got married and our love
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: life is awesome. Now. It took her a while to
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: find her rhythm, but now she's rocking my world. But
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: that's just one thing. When we really get going, she
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: starts cussing like she on death comedy? Jam, Ja, ain't
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: you been on death comedy? Jam? A bunch of times Yes,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I've been on Death Comedy Jail and we went on
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: that took cause. Yeah, so when you're talking to two
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: men that's been that a matter of fact, Jane, whatn't
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: you there on the opening weekend at the st jame
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: with me the same thing man the same weekend that's
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: where you go to cass. So we was cussing free
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: and and and what's the Simmons tone? Us? You can
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: cost more? What? Oh? Yeah? Now, even when I was
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: doing my dirt in the streets, I didn't curse because
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: it just didn't feel right to me. Well, I see
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: now you can't come in here and start pumping out.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: You're doing everything? Yeah, why not cuss, your womanizing, your
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: abusing people. You're lying, you're cheating, you're stealing, you're back biting,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: you're doubling down, your dirty dog low down, you're pimping,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: you're playing. But you on cuss right? Sureley said you
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: shouldn't judge. I don't know why she said that, but
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't. My wife cusses up a storm when we're
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: making love. How can I keep the freakiness but lose
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: all the cussing? Please help? First of all, let me
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: explain to you what the cuss in this boone? The
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  Speaker 1: ain't blanking me like that? Oh you big black blank blank?
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  Speaker 1: Do we still have know you was gonna blank me
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: like this? Watch me? Blank your back. You're Steve Hardy
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. A right here we go, Steve per your
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: response to the strawberry letters subject my wife's mouth. How
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  Speaker 1: many minutes I got here? You had about four? All right?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: This dude was a heathen ten years, went to church,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: met a woman, got married. He was more experienced, said her.
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  Speaker 1: But now after two years of being celebrate, they had sex,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: they got married. He's more experienced to her. But now
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: she's rocking his world. Just one thing where we really
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: get it going. She started cussing like she on Death
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Comedy jam and I've informed everybody. Me and Jay was
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: there for the opening night of Death Comedy Jail. We
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: went there to a cuss and he said, even when
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I was doing my things in the streets, I didn't
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: cuss because it didn't feel right to me. But my
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: wife cusses up a storm. Won't be making up. How
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: can I keep the freakingness with losing it? And I
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: informed him that the cussing is to heighten the situation.
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  Speaker 1: You blanking blank all with your black blank. Well, the
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  Speaker 1: only way to do this, dog, here's the solution. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to start cussing back. That's all this is.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: You got to start cussing back. And you got a
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  Speaker 1: huge words that kind of make her throw off a
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: little bit, you know. Oh hell no, you ain't blinking nothing.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: You got the kind of insulting. You better shut the
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  Speaker 1: blank off. You got the attack with the cussin. Are
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: you blinking now? You're blinking and blank now it's words
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  Speaker 1: is coming out, you know. And then just keep it helfer,
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  Speaker 1: he insulting me blank like your mama? Big blak heart
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  Speaker 1: big white tak booty black. You're blinking harder than your
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  Speaker 1: mama's face. Yeah, blank me with them crooked asstoes, Come on,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: blank me with your crooking toe shacky. Oh god, god,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: you papa. You think blanking me hard face my mama faced. Yeah,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: you gotta bring your mom into it, man, and you
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: have to go back with you like you have to
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: cuss back and now I set it when she cuss it,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: to cuss back and then off set it. But you
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: said all your cussing is insult. He doesn't cuss. I mean,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: you know, even when you're gonna have to implement it
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: at least the next three times and then it'll be
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: real quiet. That's good cussing enough, But it ain't the same.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: So I've heard damn it. Stop stop damn it now,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: I said, stop. That's not the kind of cuss that's
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: what different. Damn it, I said, stop it? Okay, all right,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: I think working around Wow. So that's basically yeah, how
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: can I keep the freakingness but lose all the customers? Yeah?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: That's bad. That's bad. Must all right, your custom makes
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: them wonder. Yeah, that's what you've been thinking the whole time.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Blank me, blank me, you chip tooth healthy, you hump
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: back food, blank me, you cocked blank all forward me.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: Everything that's wrong with them? Right? Yeah, blank me, you
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: big wide wow, blanke me like you're missing that tooth
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: in the back, black me, are you banking with your
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: little stubby? And it's just it's just myself eggs myself, blessing,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: blame me like black me, you lack a bad bloom
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: blake me go shot big toe, come on in here
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: here to help. Yeah, And that's it. And then that's
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: how you do it. And you're gonna have to. You
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: don't want to cuss, but you're gonna do it today. Time.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: You gotta come hard though, You're gonna have to come
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: real hard, somber you just like your fat air. That
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: that's how jail bird aunt Yes, yeah, blank me like
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: the crackhead, your cousin, like your auntie with the mumstarchs. Yes,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: when she needs though, she come over here, come on,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: oh man, and then blank me like Smitty did. That's
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: how you really don't know that it would be no right,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: like you're drawn off like wait wait wait, smitty, Yeah,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: that's when you go with smitty Wait a minute, stop,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: that gets everybody's that shut the room, shut the room down.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: What you do? Thank me with my head in the dishwashing,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up, coming up, we're going to talk
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  Speaker 1: about the Lifetime movie Michael Jackson Searching Okay, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steven Show. Alright, guys, So Steve, you know,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson, the King of Pop was a dear friend
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: of yours. Um you guys, you know, got a chance
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: to hang out and everything when he was alive. Well up,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Lifetime Network premiered Michael Jackson the movie uh Searching for Neverland.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: It's a biopic. It was based on the book Remember
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: the Time Protecting Michael Jackson in his Final Days, which
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: was written by two of Michael's bodyguards, Bill Whitfield and
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Javon Beard. This story was told from the bodyguards perspective
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: and hope to show how Michael was a caring and
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: devoted father who just wanted a normal life for himself
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: and his family. Take a listen, May I remind you
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: you're under oath? Did Dr Conrad Murray killed Michael Jackson?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Like I told you, I wasn't there that night, but
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: if you were there the two years leading up to
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: the night. He didn't want to be the King of Pop.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: He just supposed to be Mike or nor More American
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: dad raising these kids alone. The hust thing if ever
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: had to do. They were good people in the world,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: and they're bad people. I will always protect you. We
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: love that man. We were the only two people actually
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: can come on, show me what's you got? What else
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: do you want to know? Mhm knelling. Yeah. The role
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: of Michael Jackson was played by a famous Michael Jackson
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: impersonator named Navy. Now you guys saw him right. Navy
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: has been performing as Michael Jackson for over twenty years
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: and has also worked with Michael as his decoy, and
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: was the only impersonator to ever be invited to a
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Neverland ranch. Navy admitted he is an impersonator and not
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: an actor, but he wanted this side of the story told,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: so he agreed to play Michael. Uh's narrated by the character.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: The movie is by Bill Whitfield, and it was clear
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: that the bodyguard had a deep respect for Michael as
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: both performer and as a human being. Guy. He is
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: he Indian? Is he? Why? I think he's Indian? Yeah?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: I think he's Indian. Controversy going around one time, because Michael,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: remember that, I remember the movie you're talking about. Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Because if that's the case, I'm gonna get a black
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: dude to play out Underwood. It's gonna be up for that.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: She Underwood the untold story of Elvis thing about she
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: would do it herself, but she would do it herself.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna do he That girl be covering me now,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna cover her. Say something else about Sheryl Underwood
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: and your black ads. Gonna have a couple of days
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: off shell Underwood story. What did you say? You said,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: shell Underwood the Smokey Robinson's See, I just told you
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: right after I told you that, just wrote down you
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: ask about it. He just wrote down once. She'll also
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: be playing west Less Night and we don't allow her
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: to do those on this show, but somehow she gets
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: them in love. Yeah right, Okay. Well, in the movie,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of controversy. There are several references made
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: to how Beard and Whitfield, the two bodyguards, worked for
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: as much as five months without receiving a paycheck, and
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: that Michael had a liquid financial problems. Okay. The executives
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: of Michael's estate issued a statement describing this lifetime movie
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: and another script recently bought by Netflix as unsanctioned. All right,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: so there you go the movie. I haven't seen it.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it, though, now I do want to
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: watch it. Told from the bodyguards perspective, what movie would
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: you be playing? Time? Playing movie? What would you do?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: You already said a couple of times. Go ahead, here
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: we go. Let's hear it. Gary Coleman story. I was
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: thinking the same thing. It hasn't been done, Steve, It
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: has not been done. Tomic can act it really, really
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: he is. That's the first love it is. I had
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: to give him. That's one thing he can do better me.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: That's it. Nothing else, nothing else. Well, he can run,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: he can run, run and act nothing. I promise you.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: That's it, Gary, because I can't act. I can't act
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: nowhere near like he can act. And he can outrun me.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: That's it. Nothing else. He can't think of anything. All right,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: So you said, Gary Coleman story. You said you had
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: to what's the other one? Emanuel Lewis no Webster. It
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: got to be that one. It hasn't been told. Such
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: a good actor. He could do the shack story. He's
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: that good, thank you, sir. He is that good. But
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: I can't do the feat part. Now he can't do
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: he will be laid by Underwood, a boy showing on
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: this show. Manybody playing with you? Man? Your hands back
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: over there with him having back over the I'm not
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: you know what's goppen when you get over there? What
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: I can't believe brought it back over. I ain't got
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I won't be y'all, y'all ain't
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: gonna let me be. Dam I am right now, and
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: I don't just have Tom and friends to man, but
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: you had to because I know it has a damn show.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: Ain't on that? Yeah, get rid of me. He got
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Katie in everything. Sound like he's funny, easy to do.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. Really all right? Coming up next, we're
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: gonna talk about Lebron, Steve, We're gonna talk about Lebron
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: or Michael Jordan's I Want You. I'm not talking about
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: that because he liked these people too, so I ain't
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: saying that. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, well, guys,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: it is that time of year again, especially for the ladies. Ladies,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: your man will be a little indisposed watching the NBA Finals. Uh,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: coming up? Game one is this Thursday, Yes, sir, and
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: let me just remind you who's not in it. We
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: know who's not in it. Okay, he's sitting over across
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: from me with a Houston cat on. Well I don't.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know who's not in it. Who's not? I
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: know who's not. The Lakers are not and that's that's
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: my joy. Well, that's easy that we don't go to state.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: What started? It's gon Golden State, Golden State. You see.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: You get on board with him? Hey, there last one
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: of y'all. Is it time to get the betting wages up?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Is it time? Hey? That's gonna do whatever you want
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: to do. Just you know, so why are you always
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: bringing up money? And we we were gonna what the
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: bed gonna be? Tommy torn it off, y'all, Come on, Rick,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: it's time to get the beds up. I got fitted.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: How we do? Yeah, let's do a thousand for the series,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: A thousand dollars. I ain't getting a couple of East
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: checks cash when I started? Have you gotten your couples straight?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Cash the check? Y'all? Do ahead? I'm good. Seven you
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: think it's gonna go seven? Mm hmmmm h the calves
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: and seven? Yeah, what's your bed? Tommy? I'm with the Calves,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: but I'm scared though. Them boys over that look good.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: He looked real good. Everybody looks. Two best teams in
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: the NBA. That's why they're playing for the championship. I know,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: I know if I had the money out, yeah with
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: the light skim light skim in money down on White
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: either one. I think they match up good. I think
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Tristian Thompson matches up good with Drake Bond. I think.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: I know, for a show, can't nobody stop Kyrie? I know,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: for show, can't nobody stop Steph Curry. I know for
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: show it's hard to to hold Thompson down, but he's
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: struggling a little bit. I know, can't nobody stop the Red.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: We can't nobody stop Lebron either. Okay, let's see if
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: you're all over there, you you know, Love gonna get
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: his and Love over that rebound. I think the Calves
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: match up good. I think we're going caves in seven
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: man and they got they got the Calves a hundred dogar.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: That's what we like. I don't know anybody's name, I
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: just know on one team, there's a lot of guys
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: light skin, and that's that's a lot of lights that's
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: what you want to say, Shirley, I will okay this.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: You know it always begs the question around this time
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: of year, Lebron or Michael, and by Michael. Of course
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: we were talking about the one and only Michael Jordan's
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: but we gotta bring it comes up every year this
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: time and it's the same result. Some people beg to differ.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Now those people should not be existing in this earth.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: And I know very little about basketball, but it's no competsion.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: I know a lot about it. Um, here's the deal.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Lebron James. It's absolutely incredible what he's done the last
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: six NBA Finals. He's been in there on two different teams,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: two different teams. Now that's our standing. The problem that
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: you have is you're comparing that to Michael Jordan's. Yes,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: who was the mark for everybody, the standard and it
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: still is because he changed the Stu Man was different man.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: He was a different type of competitor all the way
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: around the board. I mean, when it's time to lock
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: you up, he locked you up. When you needed one,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: he gave you up. But Lebron has become that last
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: year in the finals, when uh, that guy was running
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: there for that layup that would have gave him the lead.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Man chased him down and put that thing up against
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: that backboard. Then he bought it down. Then he bought
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: the calves back from three to one, and they won
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: that thing, the boys in cry of old man. He's
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: the greatest player in the game living today, on the
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: planet today. But when you say is he better than
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's, what is it that makes you hesitate about that?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Because Jordan has six rings, six six m vps to
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: stud was was something else the way he did it.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: You know, even his slam dunk contest. You know it
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: wasn't no five trips he kept from the free throw
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: only in slam wasn't five. I can't stand when they
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: know they fixed it dunk contest. Now, it is so
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: difficult to to say that Lebron as incredible as he is,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: and the seasons that he's had and what he's doing
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: is this is three years in a row man in
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: the front. But he's been in the last six finals.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Now he ain't one six, but he'd been in six.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: But Michael Jordan's woods six never lost like the way
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: you said that now he won six. Lebron been in six,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: but two different teams, which says that whenever you send
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Lebron to a team, he can't make a team greater.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: But you don't think that's true about Michael. The Chicago
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: had the good sis not to let him go. That's right. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: as Portland killing Portland, killing himself. We did draft the
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: sam boot. And Michael Jordan is married to a white
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: woman and Lebron is not. And you point that out
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: because and nobody else is gonna bring it up. You
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: got that right, not on this show. All the white
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: lady information, and he wasn't married to her while he
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: was with the Bulls with one. Now that's what he's
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: trying to say. I would never say that white lady
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: news a sister. Okay, Well he was winning when he
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: was with one, Nita, all right, coming up right after this,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: we're gonna, yes, I have an attitude. We're gonna talk
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: about vacations, all right, Steve, you need one? Huh? You're
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Show. Alright, Well, I promised
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: we talked about vacations when we came back. Um, Steve,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: the person I think on the show that is in
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: much need a vacation and needs one more than all
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: of us. But this is a report from Project Time Off.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: It's saying that the average American worker used sixteen point
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: eight vacation days last year, which is up from sixteen
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: point two back in two thousand fifty sixteen point eight.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: So that's a little over what three weeks? Yeah, it's
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: a little over three weeks, um, sixteen two. Well, I
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: mean I'm thinking, yeah, I'm thinking five days, yeah, yeah, five,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: five and five, That's what I'm thinking. So anyway, Um,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: that's up from sixteen point two in two thousand and fifteen.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: But even which this, with this increase, the report finds
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: that fifty four percent listen to this number, fifty four
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: percent of employees still wound up with unused vacation time.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: I am so guilty of this. People may not realize it,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: but not using your vacation days can have an effect
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: on the economy. Didn't know that. In fact, the millions
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: of unused vacation days can cost the US economy two
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: hundred and thirty six billion dollars if y'all run my
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: country into your work when you got vacation. I love
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: this country. Yeah, they break that down to uh, the
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: two six billion could have translated into one point eight
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: million more jobs and seventy billion in additional income for workers.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: People will get to one today if you don't take vacation. Yeah, alright,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: So how important is it to you, Steve? And I
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: know it's important to you to use all of your vacation.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: I think you use all your vacation and your sick days,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: everything the table. But an amazing stat about me. Okay,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: seven years of the Steve Harvey Show, me and said,
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: I missed two days becausing my mama's funeral, never missed
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: a single episode of Steve Harvey's Big Time. Have never
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: ever missed a single tape day, five seasons of the
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Talk Show, eight years of Family Feud, have
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: never taken a day off. In eight years of Family Feud,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: two hundred shows a year, I've never missed a tape
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: date of Little Big Shots, Steve Harvey's thunder Dome, never
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: missed the tape day of show term It DePaul. I've
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: never missed a day of work. And that's because of
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: your work ethic, My fall, my fault. Do what you
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: say you're gonna do. If you're telling them you come,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: you got to come. Yeah, that's it. Period. I've been
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: doing radio since two thousand plus a year on w
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: g C I back in the nineties, so eighteen years
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: of radio. Man, Yeah you missed that many days here.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: No you haven't. I'll tell you who hallo who who?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: That damn was missing like they was potato chips. It's
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: just mondays though it's been money. Don't believe in coming
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: in if I'm not a hundred percent, I just don't believe,
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Why should I give less
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: than a hundred percent on my game? Yeah? Man? Why
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: coming in here and get you just half of me?
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back right after these jams. You're
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: listening to Steven Show, all right, heals me with the
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: stuff he able to do. Man, who different? Old different bracket,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: old different bracket on everything. You just let's not sit
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: and act like you you ain't different. Now you're different.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: I mean you really are different. I'm the same, Okay,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: let me ask. Yeah, we're in land. Time you pull
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: your car through the cleaners drift and dropped your clothes off.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: M you did good ones. Is this a version of
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: having having not? Okay, what you call the halves in
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: the Heven who know who have not when the last
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: time we never drove through the cleaners drive through and
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: dropped off your clothes to be clean having back Thursday? Yeah,
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: the last thing you said having back there when you
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: didn't even know they how to drive through. Last time
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: you went to the cleaners, you walked in there? Yeah, man,
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: that's the last time drive through had we moved up? Man,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: they bring cloth, put me in the back seat the
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: car for real? Yes that see y'all probably don't even
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: remember having to go to the dry clean up get out.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: Oh no, we remember that. We actually still go to
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: the laundron Matt from what you ever did that? Yeah,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: when that time you put all your clothes in a
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: sheet and then carried them down on a stick to
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: hear this answer and watch your clothes. Good thing. I'm
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: not mad at you for that one. Yeah yeah mm hmm. Okay,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: So so how about dealing right here? If your yard
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: man gets sick? Where your lawn moore? And where is
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: it that? What do you know? Where? Where is your law?
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: More people that the grass get sick? Yeah, somebody gets sick.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: Where there's your law on your weighty? I don't, I don't,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: don't you don't have that. I don't have a lot.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: I don't have a right there, right there, you don't
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: have a lot more No, what don't What do I'm
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: gonna do with it? Oh my god? I I believe
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: in people having opportunities, the acats, anybody who had these jobs,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: get them. Yeah what Steve? You got you beautiful home
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: and everything? What an air field? Is that? Going for
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: your high when you're trying to replace, because you do
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: have to change even I know that. You know we
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: have a different system in the house. You don't change
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: your air filters. We don't need that. Okay on the field? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: you what kind of different? You breath different? You got
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  Speaker 1: tom to take. I'll take Tom Ford. We gotta go
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  Speaker 1: to the jam. We'll be back. You're listening to show. Hey, everybody, okay, uh,
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  Speaker 1: this is it? Just one more thing. We've come to
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  Speaker 1: the benediction. As you were saying, that last break, but
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  Speaker 1: the bin through it the ben I'm still over there
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  Speaker 1: on Richie, rich over there, That's what I'm saying. Not
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  Speaker 1: yea in a long time. Yeah, he don't, he just
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  Speaker 1: he just he's in a different world. You can't really
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  Speaker 1: talk to you won't want you to be successful like it.
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  Speaker 1: Your ship has helps us because you are success. Can
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  Speaker 1: you reach in your and your freezer and pull out
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  Speaker 1: that ice tray with that leave on it and pull
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  Speaker 1: it to the ice pop up? You got that in
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  Speaker 1: the No, that's not fair. Yeah, no one has that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Even you got a ice man. What I still have that?
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  Speaker 1: That's the best ice? Ice is better that way ice
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  Speaker 1: touched the metal and the metal goes into the ice.
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  Speaker 1: You still have it, but you have to wait for
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  Speaker 1: ice cube. I still I still have an ice pick
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  Speaker 1: because every once the money, I gotta get frosted refrigerator.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't done that. How you think when I think
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  Speaker 1: frost your freeze been a minute to me? You have
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  Speaker 1: look at them. They don't understand how they got it.
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  Speaker 1: Would you say? See, I had to call my mama
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  Speaker 1: to ask her how to do it. I came home
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  Speaker 1: for one day it was just frost. It was so
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  Speaker 1: much frost. I could not put the ice trade back
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  Speaker 1: in it. Yes, and they never do her parents never
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  Speaker 1: do it. That's always a job for the kids. What
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  Speaker 1: about washing the window blinds? You ever do that with Steve?
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  Speaker 1: Put him in the tub and wash the window blinds.
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  Speaker 1: Take them down. Yeah, you take them down and put bleaching.
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  Speaker 1: My grandmother's nothing was nothing was really deep south. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: was easy for one made her own chair cover. She
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  Speaker 1: made him herself. That's my grandmother taking drapes and didn't
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  Speaker 1: make a chick. You were like, wait a minute, I
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  Speaker 1: just saw those on the wall, all right, huh yeah?
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  Speaker 1: This when this is this this when he hits home
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  Speaker 1: with everybody Hamburger help, No, the last time your hand
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  Speaker 1: from Hamburger, did you just blow? Did you exhale on that? Damn?
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  Speaker 1: I think I had Hamburger helper. I'm matter fact I
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  Speaker 1: remember making something for Brandon car at one time. But really,
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  Speaker 1: for me, I hate the most of it. Eighties, All
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  Speaker 1: this stuff happened in the eighties, eighty folk m hm,
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  Speaker 1: late eighties was pure pain for me, pure on a
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  Speaker 1: aliterated pain. You're taking us back to far just just
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  Speaker 1: things like okay, well that time you just open up
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  Speaker 1: a can, open can, or something like chicken noodles for can, anything,
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  Speaker 1: green beans like you don't even to care your kind
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  Speaker 1: of green seven for tender, your chance? They have preservatives
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  Speaker 1: in them. And when you eat food from a can,
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  Speaker 1: it has preservatives in it. And when you chew it.
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  Speaker 1: It does not stop it from doing what it does.
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  Speaker 1: It preserves the food in your body. I do not eat.
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  Speaker 1: Preserve Okay, okay, give gives you checking some last Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: They're still in you last thing from you're going over. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: the has and I have not what else you got? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Just got a rid uncle. He just I just gotta
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  Speaker 1: pulling back in just here and then you don't pull through?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you come on the whole here? Yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: water is fine. You'll take your car to the drive through.
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  Speaker 1: You'll take your card through the to the driver drive
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  Speaker 1: through car wash and sitting there, sitting you're sitting there
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  Speaker 1: and hit the code and pull in and till they
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  Speaker 1: tell you to stop and wash your car and you
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  Speaker 1: sit in there. That's so much sitting this country fun.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like sitting brush come down, don't hit all
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  Speaker 1: your yest and you pull out and dry it a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. When you pull out, drink and he done that.
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  Speaker 1: Nine nine. We're in the nineties now, okay, we're getting better.
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  Speaker 1: We're in the nineties. And Afford explored truck idea that okay,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't I don't like sitting in it. Where did
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  Speaker 1: you come watch your car? Of I am, he said,
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  Speaker 1: time Junior ask him again, because you you didn't hear
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  Speaker 1: this one? Where when? Where did you get your calls?
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  Speaker 1: Wash that though? Wherever I am? Yes, yes, that's really yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's the half my car. Like if I'm up
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  Speaker 1: a family feud, they come, they come to you. That's
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  Speaker 1: bringing water and everything. Yeah, I could up here a
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  Speaker 1: soap handco's when we're getting That is just the guys
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  Speaker 1: off that works at my charge of the car. Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: So so where did I charge of my car? I'm
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  Speaker 1: in charge of my own trip. I have nobody in
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  Speaker 1: charge of I don't yea, I got that. I got
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  Speaker 1: to watch it? How much watching cars? Yeah? Pay real
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  Speaker 1: good m paid by a week. You ain't just watching card,
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, do some other stuff too. So speaking
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  Speaker 1: of watching creates a job. He as a family. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: I like it when you watched the load of clothes
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  Speaker 1: and folded them after they dry, when I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know where the laundry room is out there's two of
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  Speaker 1: the men. Now how you don't know where the drying was? This? Man?
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