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Favorite Moments Show Labor Day Special · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: a suit looking back to back down, giving the mos
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  Speaker 1: like the mozing buck bus things and it's coble y'all
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  Speaker 1: to me true good to Steve hard Yeah, listen to
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  Speaker 1: move to other for stoo bar quickly, hobby. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: join yeah by joining me said do go to turn
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  Speaker 1: love go? Yeah, you go. You gotta turn you to
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  Speaker 1: turn the time lovey got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: water wanter, come come on your back at it. Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: I shall will a good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now one it only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, okay, here's one
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  Speaker 1: for you today. This is one that's deep inside of me.
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  Speaker 1: So this one right here, I know this one very
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  Speaker 1: very well. I want to talk to you today about success.
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  Speaker 1: But I want to talk to you about it like
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  Speaker 1: I usually do in terms of a principle of it,
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  Speaker 1: but I want to share something with you about it.
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  Speaker 1: And I was talking to my daughter about it. I've
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  Speaker 1: talked about my son in law about it, talked about
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  Speaker 1: it with all my children, and I'm really starting to
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  Speaker 1: express it to them now, because I mean mine range
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  Speaker 1: from age thirty one down to sixteen, so I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: to a wide range of people constantly. But I want
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  Speaker 1: to share something with you, and this is very, very real,
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  Speaker 1: and there is no way around this. If you have
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  Speaker 1: any aspiration of being successful, if you have any inkling
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  Speaker 1: that you want to change for the better and become
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  Speaker 1: successful in that change, I want you to realize, starting
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  Speaker 1: right now, the effort that is going to require. And
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  Speaker 1: that's why I think it stops a lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are never told or
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  Speaker 1: don't understand the sheer effort that's that it takes to
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  Speaker 1: become successful at anything in any area of your life.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I think people think that if they do
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  Speaker 1: their best they can that that will cut it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's not enough. Here, here is the lightbulb. That's not enough.
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  Speaker 1: If you think that doing your best is enough, that
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  Speaker 1: I got news for you. It's not. Well, Steve, what
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  Speaker 1: if you've done your best, though, and your best ain't
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  Speaker 1: good enough? Well, let me ask you that same question.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on. If you want to be successful and you've
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  Speaker 1: done your best and best isn't good enough? What you
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  Speaker 1: threw that's it? But Stephen was my best. No no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no. It was the best you had at that time,
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  Speaker 1: in that particular day. But tomorrow add something to it.
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  Speaker 1: You've you've never done everything. There is no you can't
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  Speaker 1: go no more, you can't add no more. I've seen
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  Speaker 1: marathon runners end up crawling across the line. I've seen
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  Speaker 1: triathlon people man just staggering in the street and didn't
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  Speaker 1: want nobody to help him because they knew that would
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  Speaker 1: disqualify him from the race. You got more? Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever did into your reserve tank? That's what we're talking
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  Speaker 1: about now. See, all of us have a reserve tank,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I you know, on my ranch, I like
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  Speaker 1: to ride four wheelers. I have all terrain vehicles and
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  Speaker 1: all of them have a gas tank on it and
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  Speaker 1: a gas tank and most of mine, let me see
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  Speaker 1: all of them. All of them have gas tank needles
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  Speaker 1: on them, and it lets me know. When I get
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  Speaker 1: down towards eat, there's a little lane that's read that
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  Speaker 1: lets me know. Okay, Steve, you're in the danger zone.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're riding into the lowest part of your tank.
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  Speaker 1: But if I keep riding and I forget to get
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  Speaker 1: some gas in there, guess what when it runs out
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  Speaker 1: of gas. All of my all terrain vehicles, all of them,
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  Speaker 1: Honda Polaris, all of them. Those are the makers. There's
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  Speaker 1: a button on the gas tank itself that I can
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  Speaker 1: click and it says reserve. That means they know that
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  Speaker 1: for the hardcore riders, they're gonna ride somewhere, they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get themselves in a situation and they're gonna run out
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  Speaker 1: of everything. They're gonna run out of road, they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: run out of gas. They've prepared because they know for
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  Speaker 1: the hardcore rider, every hardcore rider needs a reserve tank.
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  Speaker 1: And so there's a button that you can click on
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  Speaker 1: the gas tank that clicks it into a reserve and
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  Speaker 1: it will give you about fifty miles or twenty miles
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  Speaker 1: worth of gas in that Now, guess what in that
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  Speaker 1: reserve that maybe all you need to get you the
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  Speaker 1: where you're going, or get you back to safety so
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  Speaker 1: you can refuel. Don't tell me you've done your best.
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  Speaker 1: When your best don't cut it. What you're gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: See when best is possible, then good enough ain't enough.
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  Speaker 1: See you you you can flip that any kind of
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  Speaker 1: way you where you want to. But if but if
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  Speaker 1: the best is possible, then good enough. And it ain't enough. Man,
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  Speaker 1: See that's good enough. But if the best is possible,
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  Speaker 1: why would you not shoot for that? And you you
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  Speaker 1: are all capable of making it. You are all capable
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  Speaker 1: of being successful if you change your mind set. But
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  Speaker 1: you've got to change your mind set and realize the
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  Speaker 1: effort that has to be put forth in becoming successful.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to do it relentlessly, over and over and
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  Speaker 1: over and over and every day. I try to do
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  Speaker 1: something to progress my life for the better. I try
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  Speaker 1: to do something every day. I wake up every day
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  Speaker 1: with the plan. Some phone calls, some meetings, some some
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  Speaker 1: some some interviews, something. Man, that's going to advance and
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  Speaker 1: move the brand forward. Because here's what's gonna happen. You
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  Speaker 1: are Let's say you reach your goal. Let's say your
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  Speaker 1: goal is to make me um a hundred thousand dollars. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I got news for you. Listen to this. When you
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  Speaker 1: the one hundred thousand dollars, you can't go on noway
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  Speaker 1: and go on vacation and put your hand behind your
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  Speaker 1: head and say I made a hundred thousand dollars. Guess
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  Speaker 1: what you got to do? You got to find a
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  Speaker 1: way now to maintain that a hundred thousand, to keep
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  Speaker 1: it coming in. So you can't just get there and
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  Speaker 1: stop and rest and whoa, it is harder to maintain
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  Speaker 1: your success that it is to get successful. See let's say,
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  Speaker 1: let me let me show you that supposed it takes
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  Speaker 1: you five to eight years to find a way to
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  Speaker 1: make fifty thousand dollars. Let's say it takes you five
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  Speaker 1: to eight years to find a way to make an
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  Speaker 1: extra fifty dollars, and you finally, through work and effort,
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  Speaker 1: you get to the fifty thou dollar mare. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: that's it's only just begun now, because guess what, in
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  Speaker 1: order to keep the fifty coming in, you got to
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  Speaker 1: duplicate what you did to get there. And then, oh,
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  Speaker 1: here's what you're going to have the audacity being a
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  Speaker 1: human being. You're gonna want another fifty because you're a
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  Speaker 1: human being, because you gotta have something else to shoot for.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna want another fifty. Well, now, I guess
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  Speaker 1: what you gotta do. Now, Now you gotta do what
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  Speaker 1: you did before, plus you gotta come up with something else.
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  Speaker 1: Then after that you're gonna have the audacity, because you're humans,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna want another fifty says how this works, and
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  Speaker 1: see that that's the that that that's the importance of
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  Speaker 1: your relationship with God because you're gonna constantly need it,
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  Speaker 1: and another point where you're gonna be through needing it.
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  Speaker 1: But there ain't gonna become a point in your life
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  Speaker 1: where you're gonna through, won't be through, won't nothing unless
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  Speaker 1: you just gave up. And if you don't gave up,
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  Speaker 1: who wants that? Come on, y'all, this is going to
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  Speaker 1: take quite a bit of effort, and if you think
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  Speaker 1: it will come to you any other way, you're sadly mistaken.
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  Speaker 1: Because of all the successful people I know, I know
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  Speaker 1: that the effort they put out on a daily basis
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  Speaker 1: is daunting, and I think that the average person just
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  Speaker 1: doesn't understand the requirement of time and effort that it
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  Speaker 1: takes to get that and willingness to put it out.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta cut a lot of monkey business out your life,
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  Speaker 1: all that hanging out, all that late and all that
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  Speaker 1: club and all that drinking, all that. You gotta cut
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot of monkey business out to be successful. Man,
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  Speaker 1: if you're planning on being successful, get up early, stay
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  Speaker 1: up late, work, try, think, meet, great, smile, attract. It
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  Speaker 1: takes a lot, let's go, but you can do it.
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  Speaker 1: God has pressed to plassing our blessings all day long.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you not in line for yours? I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you right now, I want everything God got for me,
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  Speaker 1: because what he's shown me so far cool if he
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  Speaker 1: got some ore Man on man? How good is God hunts?
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. My name is Steve Harvey. This is
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This show would be nothing
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  Speaker 1: without the following people, Ladies and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry. Thank you, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, call it for real. Good morning Crew. Cure
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  Speaker 1: Spates better known as Junior Morning j Anthony Brown, better
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  Speaker 1: known as bitter Man, what Man, Ladies and Gentlemen. Thomas W. Miles,
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  Speaker 1: better known as the Fool, a K eight Nephew, Tommy
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  Speaker 1: Slash lot Man, Good morning everybody, and the little Man
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  Speaker 1: is just for aggravation purposes. He's really not that small.
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  Speaker 1: We know we know how to push each other's buttons.
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  Speaker 1: Though we've worked together. Everybody knows everybody, but we're worked
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  Speaker 1: together for so long. Yeah, we don't have a button.
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  Speaker 1: We found it yet. Oh you have a button. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's marriage. Yes, it's what. Oh his button is called
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  Speaker 1: marm marriage. Right, you bring it up? He started, Oh
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  Speaker 1: the last time I brought it up, he snapped at me, remember,
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  Speaker 1: went in, Oh, and I know another button, but I'll
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  Speaker 1: only use it if you piss me off. Well, because
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  Speaker 1: you know you've known him the longest. Yeah, you got some.
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  Speaker 1: He got another, but he's being read. It's the one
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  Speaker 1: same size. We'll see no truth. It's nuclear man, when
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  Speaker 1: you're just talking about you know what it is then? Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we've been together a long time. Being my boy right there.
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  Speaker 1: Boy was the best thing. Putting him on this show.
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  Speaker 1: Man kind of gave me like a balance punch, you know.
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  Speaker 1: You know when you see how I talked to me
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  Speaker 1: when I come into work like that. Yeah, no, but
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  Speaker 1: you all have history. Man. Oh he talked to me
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  Speaker 1: so crazy when I come to world. If we didn't know,
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  Speaker 1: we would, yeah, we would think you hated each other.
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  Speaker 1: The way you talk to each other. That's just us.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do it on the other job. But that's
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  Speaker 1: love though, that that's that's junior. He lied right now?
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  Speaker 1: What did he say when he doesn't do it anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: He comes in there on the day, he come in
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  Speaker 1: there and give us a gift. Wow, it's mont you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, it is time
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  Speaker 1: for something funny. Steven. I'm just gonna let you take
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  Speaker 1: it away right here. You and Jay with your reenactment.
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  Speaker 1: This is for all me and listening today. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to give you how it works when you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: end the conversation with your wife or girlfriend and you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to find a way to end it or not
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  Speaker 1: have it at all, or not have this conversation. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have it, but somehow it just goes on it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to talk. Basically, you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: talk at work day quiet. You just want to come
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  Speaker 1: in and not talk to nobody. You don't understand that, man,
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  Speaker 1: how come you don't want to talk? What I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: Here's had go? What's wrong with? Here's how it go?
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  Speaker 1: You just walked in the house. Hey baby, how are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? I'm doing good. How was your day to day?
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired, I'm beat up, man. It was a rough
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  Speaker 1: out there to day going to it and nothing. It
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  Speaker 1: was just a long day. Baby, you know I get
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I just gonna sit down and chill, get my
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  Speaker 1: thoughts a minute to myself. What happened? It was just
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  Speaker 1: a long day, you know, just long, long like long
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  Speaker 1: like what I mean, long like how like? But I've
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  Speaker 1: been down there all day. No, I just been there
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  Speaker 1: all day. If it been that all day working, I
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  Speaker 1: got two jobs and just got home. You're just a
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  Speaker 1: long day. I'm just tired, that's all. What happened the
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  Speaker 1: first job? Just tell me that. Ain't nothing in particularly happened,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it just was so you were that all
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  Speaker 1: day and you're telling me nothing happened. No, I no,
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  Speaker 1: not nothing meaningful. So something did happen? No, baby, listen,
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  Speaker 1: listen what I'm saying is it just it was just
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  Speaker 1: a long day, was just you know, you know, just
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  Speaker 1: the day to day got in the way, and it's
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  Speaker 1: just tired. So something happened that you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: tell me about. Ain't nothing happening that I ain't wanna
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  Speaker 1: tell you about. I'm just trying to tell you ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing really happened, but just what I'm just I'm tired. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know you sound like you're yelling. I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: listen to him. Right, Look, I ain't I ain't trying to. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not yelling if I did forget, I just want
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  Speaker 1: what happened to the second. Hey, look I'm tired, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have a good day. I'm just gonna go on
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  Speaker 1: in here. I'm watching a little TV and he So
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to talk. That basically what you're saying,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to talking. You all day and you
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  Speaker 1: come home and now I want to talk. You want
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  Speaker 1: to talk to me? Is that? Is that basically what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying. You don't You've been talking to all other
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  Speaker 1: people all day when I bounds at work though I'm
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  Speaker 1: on at work, Well, I just want to check by,
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  Speaker 1: just want to chill work at the house. There's no talk. No,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to cheer, not just want to cheer
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  Speaker 1: for a little while. Don't you have a talk show?
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  Speaker 1: You have two shows that you just talk if you
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  Speaker 1: come home, it's just no talking. That's well. I got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show to do, radio show, dinner do to
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  Speaker 1: talk show, and I got a brief in and I
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  Speaker 1: do meeting. You're talking to meeting, y'all talking to meeting.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking the show. Yeah, you're talking to radio show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but you can't talk home. But I'm tired of talking loud. Okay,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: now you're getting loud, you get loud now, yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: you ain't listening. I'm listening. I'm trying to talk. Now
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  Speaker 1: you ain't hearing me. I'm my voice raising because you're
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  Speaker 1: not listening. You know what, Forget it, just forget it,
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  Speaker 1: just to get the whole thing for get asked. Get
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  Speaker 1: it all right? Now, I don't want to talk to
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  Speaker 1: my mom. Okay, I'm going in here, simper, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to I'm not talking to you no more. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have to worry about me talking to you. Okay, when
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  Speaker 1: you coming from now, I will not be talking about Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's see how you like that. If you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to talk, then I don't want to talk. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no. I tried to talk, but you didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to talk. Now you want to talk. Talk baby,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going in here and just sit down the chill
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  Speaker 1: because you can't talk to me. All right, baby, just
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  Speaker 1: just look look look, just whatever you said, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even know are we talking? All I was going to
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  Speaker 1: hear you said you want to talk to me no
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  Speaker 1: more okay, then forget it. No, wout to talk. Let's stop.
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  Speaker 1: You don't talk to me, and I won't talk to you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's good, it works fine for me. Ever
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  Speaker 1: talk to you? Now he walks away under his brow
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  Speaker 1: and he so he thinks and he said, husband's crazy,
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  Speaker 1: and then she follows him in the room. Yeah, she says,
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  Speaker 1: I just have one question. I just I just had
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  Speaker 1: one more question to ask you. Why don't you want
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  Speaker 1: to talk to me? What did I do? Yeah? What
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  Speaker 1: did I do? Because I didn't do anything to you? No,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't did nothing. I just told you I had
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  Speaker 1: a long thing. And then you said you didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to talk. I said, I'm going to hear the chill
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  Speaker 1: and you to follow me and asked me again one
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  Speaker 1: more thing. I got one more thing to ask you,
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  Speaker 1: colombo ya come on? Well, okay, so one more time
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  Speaker 1: under my breath. And I don't think she can hear this.
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  Speaker 1: So I said to myself, this is helpful. Cz Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm crazy now, I'm crazy. Now I'm ready want that one.
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  Speaker 1: You've been crazy, but I'm crazy. No, I ain't say
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  Speaker 1: he's crazy. I an't say who's crazy. I'm crazy now
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  Speaker 1: I'm crazy. No, I said what I'm gonna show you crazy, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you crazy. No, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: I said. I ain't say this crazy. And now I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna su you know I said this crazy. You you
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  Speaker 1: want to see it, I'm show it to you. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at wait what he's already looking at him?
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  Speaker 1: Every man who's winning way with good friend? Laugh when
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  Speaker 1: you get at work. Okay, oh my god, that's it right,
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  Speaker 1: there were pretty much coverted. Huh yeah, good job, Jay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you played wifey very well, very well. You're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right now. It is for the reverend
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  Speaker 1: and the deacon. They are here with church complaints. Wasn't
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  Speaker 1: wasn't really ready for that? Don't weary about don't have
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  Speaker 1: regular deck or regular or motown voice, motown have would
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  Speaker 1: win a little Lord Sony Empy Columbia on them, and
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  Speaker 1: really whoo. He heads out the best of I can.
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  Speaker 1: But we are here again Calvary for church complaints. But
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  Speaker 1: what is it, dear? I passed that to day we
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  Speaker 1: have since the vera. Jean Gladmore is finally getting her
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  Speaker 1: beard cut. He has gotten tired of the members calling
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  Speaker 1: her Deacon Vernon, instead of verya passor he is request
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  Speaker 1: in five cases of magic shave to get the entire
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  Speaker 1: beard off. I was thinking more of a fund raising
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  Speaker 1: event with her. Oh, I was gonna put it in
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  Speaker 1: a cage in the basement of the church and help
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  Speaker 1: people pay two dollars to see the bearded lady. Well
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not that's that and raised money for the building
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: fun at the circus. Or we could have a black
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: black or like like doing car wash, have her at
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: the end behind a drape. Yeah. I can bring this
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: up to it, but she's really focusing on getting the
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: magic saved, only getting the beard out. But that's we'll
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: run that by first. Before we're spending money on the
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: magic shade. We're not gonna get a case. Well, now
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: she needs more than a case pass to get all
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: that hell off. Well, see, first you have to shave
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: it or nephew, then you you magic check. You don't
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: put it over me. That's deacon. It's not nephew, it's beacon.
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  Speaker 1: H Okay, Well get it together, Reverence. Here's something that
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: you need to know. Pastor. Our sister Deaconda Jenkins and
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: brother Lavon Terry Rivers Scarcter to be married in three weeks.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Instead of you doing the wedding, they are requesting Bishop Carry,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: who just did the raw weddings for Prince Harry and
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: making Marcael. They won't him as well as third of
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: men on hearts escort him to the reception as they
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: ride in a carry. Well, well, well look like I
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: won't be doing the wind hu will will. I'm just
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: saying this, good luck in getting outside or help with
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: this wedding. You might didn't get the preacher that did.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe Marco with man you might be able to.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know him, but you made you maybe a
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: brutal train come up with the necessary feet. But I
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: tell you what, you're not gonna have thirty damn horses
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: that I bet you don't have money for that. Alright,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I passed the wearing on pastor. I listen beyond say
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: just about eight new thirty dogs. I don't, nobody won't.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: That's not elegant, damn Pastor. The elegance is when the horses,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: and elegance costs money, Deacon, and I understand, I'm just
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: telling you what they wanted, but they quit what it was.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Well quit um now listen Beyond just by the church
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: in New Orleans for eight hundred and fiftif thousand dollars.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: The members have had an emergency meeting and want to
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: put the J p j J up for sale for
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: a cool million. But they're also throwing you in on
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: the deal as well. If the sales. I'm just letting
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: you know, I'll be starting my own church with the money,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: and the members are going with me. Well, let me
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: liken you to something. If they throw me in the
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: deal and pay the million, I'm gonna get the million.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: They can clothed it ragged, and you want to wherever
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: you want to. You let somebody pay a million for
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: this hell and see them on our ticket. All right, man,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying we're gonna be calling Beyond Faith about
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: buying the check. I don't think Beyond gonna buy another one.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Well some people have, you don't think. Just think of
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: something around with having a chain of churches. Chain. You're
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: trying to act like we're fast food. That's not what
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: we are. U can't franchise churches. They did it with
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: the kicking, But all right, we don't have chicken. I know,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I know. Here's something you need to know passing the
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: trips the church roads have now been converted with the
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: pens in them. The choir would be singing a marathon
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: concert to raise money for their summer trip to Jerusalem.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Members are complaining. They're saying, this concert is going to stink.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: It's up to you to fix this one. Pass once again. Well,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I understand no need for the quad to have a
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: marathon count. Do understand the application of the pens inside
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: of the route being now hard? Do you? Now you
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: step into the road, You step into the road when
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: you actually you're stepping into the the pen as you
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: ride right right right, kind of like a jumper. Yeah,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: and you zip it out. Okay, well that's gonna be interesting.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: System Burton, he needs help with pro assist to the
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: step down and hust him. And you know that woman, Lord,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: she thought off creator of doing. I'm not talking about
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: the war down that out back. I'm talking about the
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: original bloom on you cry, put tears in your all
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: right pastor just that Glinda Fraser will be doing how
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: sug avery song and dance. He's asking it all the
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: men come out and making rain This Wednesday night at
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: the juke joint around the corner. She said, you gave
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: her a hundred dollars the last time I gave a
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: whole hundred dollars to stop. She might have been doing
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: the shoe gave it, but she looked just like shoes
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: like I just learned something that we shoot avery this
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: over time. I swart. God, I thought it was shooting night,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: not death death roll shoes like look just like it
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: scared me to death. So that hen that I gave
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: her was to stop. Get out right girls, just like it, Lord,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: before we go pafter we had one quick announcement from
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I know it. You're going to start or let me
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: know when you change your announcement. Yeah, I'm sorry that
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: was out in my tears complaints that that was. I
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: only give you think you so much to let me
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: have that. There'll bill beating, they'll bill beating. Read after service,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: blonde hair, black roots. If you'd like to participate, blonde hill,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: black roots, it'll be beating rooms five. You're listening Steve
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, you you started telling
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: us about this woman. I met this girl and in college, Lord,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: she was fine creole girl. My brother told me how
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: to get him and he gave me some money to
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: take out, so I told her pick a restaurant. She
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: picked a creole restaurant. I'm seventeen. I ain't had no
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: creole food, so I'm in. I go in there. She
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: didn't order all this spicy stuff there to faye, all
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: this but spicy though. Yeah, yeah, I'm eating stuff. Man
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: ain't never been in my system there, f So I'm
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: taking her home and my stomach is turning. So we
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: get at the front of the house. I'm a walker
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: to the dough. She said, come on here for a
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: little while. My mama and I'm gone. My mama had
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: told me when your stomach is tolk, try to go home. Yeah,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: but that didn't nobody else house. But she was so fine.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I just said, well, man, let me go in here
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: for a little while, because I what kind of man
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: would I be? Fine? Chicken? Bite you in and mom
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: and dad ain't there. Let me leave, go on in
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: here something but your stomach. I mean, really, Shirley, that's
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: a girl and man would have went in there. I'm
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: sitting down on the couch, We're watching TV. My stomach turning.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I can hear, so I said, can I go to
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: the bathroom? She said second dough on the left. I
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: go in there, and Lord have mercy the walls of Gibraltar.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: You know what's coming the walls. I didn't grabbed the
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: tie rack in front of me to just try to
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: hang off. I'm twisting the guest tile in my head
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: like I'm bringing it out. I didn't knock the toilet
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: tissue holder off the wall screws out everything. I didn't
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: kicked over the trash. Can you can hear this right?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I don't get he wasn't feeling what I was feeling.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: But I'm using the bathroom so much that is alarming
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, I've actually put more in there that
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I've ever put in there in my life. Briar too,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I think I didn't know what you don't stop my
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: story shooting. This is for junior and time. So I'm
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: feeling the bowler. So finally I'm done. To my relief,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I'm but I'm sweating though. I'm talking about my shirt wide.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I put my whole shirt. It's wide. I had hung
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: my past up on the back of the door because
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I used a bathroom like my daddy always hate my
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: pants and draws up on the back of the Yeah,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: you don't ever use the bathroom. But I got my
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: shirt on, but I didn't open it up because it's hot.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I got just just water coming down out the front.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: So I stand up and I flushed the toilet. Now
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I'm putting my clothes on. But you know how you're
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: waiting to hear that sound that all I hear is
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: to swirl it. And I turned around and in this rise,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I'm asking God not just do the is to me today.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I'm asking God, don't not today, Lord, We're not in here.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: We have to have a part three. This ain't the
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: time for Lord, stop this swirl from rising. In your
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: name Father, they never now o God, Steve, we have
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: to go to Miss Anne's. I will, but Jesus real
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: in stop this swarl. But INSTEADY coming good. Part two
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show. Here we are, Steve,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: just catch up. I'm over this fine girl house stomach
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: toe up in eight gree old food seventeen. Should have
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: went home and used the bathroom. Fine, Now I'm in
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: here using the bathroom and all held and proclusive. Here.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I'm in here, neckid, sitting on the just my shirt
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: on because I like the ship whine. I like to
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: be open and free, and I need it because I
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: had to brace myself a couple of times. But she
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: never came in there. Not yet she coming. That's coming
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: in the store. So I get up. I finally get through.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: But I've noticed that I'm putting more in the bowls
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: and never been, so I'm a little bit concerned with them,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: ship argue. So I flushed the toilet as I'm putting
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: my pants back up on me, and I'm waiting to
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: hear that. But I don't hear it. And I look back.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: That's going in a slow circle. So I go in.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I go to my heavenly father father dog boy, Now
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: long stop this rising time. Wow, somehow, don't let this
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: swirl get up by the top. But he didn't hear
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: me that ding. I guess it wasn't let the next
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: thing I know, it's at the very top of the tarlet.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, and it's about to flow over. So
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: now I don't know what to do. So I looked
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: down and it's a trash can. So I dipped the
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: trash can down in it, and I got a trash
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: can full of it. Yeah, So I pulled a shower
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: curtin back and throw it in the bath too. When
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: here comes some moat. So I had to take another
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: trash can full of it and throw another trash can
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: in the bathtub. And here comes some damn moat. So
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: now I realized they call it is broke. The backed
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: up and it started going back down. I say, I
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: gotta get some water and put it in here. So
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I started running water in the trash can to pour
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: down there and make the water go clean. So I
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: finally did that, and I said, thank you Lord. And
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I looked over and the damn bathtub right shower Kirk,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: it's trap. I look up. It's on the wall. Wait, wait, hold,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: it's on the wall. Four part four, Hold on, this
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: is this is r Kellys in the closet, and this
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: is Steve Holly in the barn food trapped parts, Folks
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: coming up right over, trap in the brown food part. Folk,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: it's on the walls, the shower curve and the bathtub
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: coming up. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: thirty four after the hour. You're listening to the Steve
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Steve Trapped in the bath in the
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: close part. Folk. Yeah, I didn't bailed out three buckets
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: trash hands a pure mess, then throwed it in the
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: shower so without get all of the water back in
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: the tarlet where I got it upside in the water clean,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I said, okay, cool, I look over the damn bathtub
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: and strike. So now I cut skis, people shower on
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: and I'm washing down the walls, the shower curtain with
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: the shower. The girl comes up to the girl because
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I've been in here now about the minute all time,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: so she said, you O came down everything fast. She said,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: it sounds like something wrong in that to get away
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: from the dun said, well, otky the house. So I'm
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: in there's this too late. But I noticed they got
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: a candle in the bathrooms. I light it. I light
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: the candle, start striking matches and running tapwater. That's when
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: my mom always told me, strike some matches and run
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: some tap water and to help you get rid of older.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: So I've been there, but now I'm washing down shower curtains, walls,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: the bathtub, getting up stuff off the floe. Now now
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: you've probably saying, Steve, what is you washing it down with? Yeah?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: What paper ties in there? But that tie rat that
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: I had grabbed when I first sat down and was
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: twisting it. Yeah, they guest house there with the lace
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: in the Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I washed it down,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: not my good towel. That is tie is brown. I
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: can't rising all because the color wasn't when it started
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: that was pink. This is awful now that tis it's running.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I don't wash all the walls down. Everything I'm in
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: that sweat has been on a construction site. So I've
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: been in there total about damn near hour. So I
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: pulled fastened my clothes, I look at the bathroom. I
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: got everything up, but I got this big nasty ass tie,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: and I don't know what to do with it. So
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I take it, put it in the waste paper can
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: that I've been bailing with, and stuck all that under
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: the sink. I figured this ain't gonna be good, no
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: how ye. But at least when they come in here,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: they're gonna they's gonna take a moment, because I know
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: when you're going there, you're gonna have to say what
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: they happened here. Because I couldn't remember how the shower
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: curtain was of none of that, and I got I look,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I'm taking I got everything off, so I walked in
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: the hallway. She's sitting on the couch with the attitude
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: of folding. Then she looked at me and she said,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: why are you pitting that so long? I had a
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: little accident this, She said, Oh my god, look at you.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: What was I didn't realize when I was barely all
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: that mess into the shower, it was splashing on my
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: pants below my knee. I ain't had time to look
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: at this because I'm too busy cleaning up their damn house.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Now I looked down, It's just specks, splash marks from
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: my knee down my pass was trying. I looked at huh.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: She looked at me and she said, oh my god,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: look at you. What have you been doing. I looked
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: at her, said you ain't got talk to me like that,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: and walked up the fourth got in my car, had
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: to ride home with all my wonders. Dad, I spank.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I smelled sitting in that call. That girl saw me
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: on the campus next day and all her girlfriend was
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: looking at me act like I had never met him.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: And that was my seve hobbies. Wow, trapped, trapped claulton.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I will put some music to that. Alright, alright, nephew,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: tell me coming up next with the prank phone call.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Morning Show, all right at
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Coming up right about four
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, Today's Strawberry letter. You do not
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: want to miss that, But up next the Nephews prank
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: phone call. What you got surely is football season. Getting
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: ready to jump on this right here is tailator to
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: man man, I'll speak to t Rock speaking. Is this
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: t Rock? Yeah? What's up? Hey? Man? Let me ask
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: you something. All last year y'all was h tailgating here
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: in the parking lot at the apartments. Are y'all doing
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: that again this year? Yeah? Always, that's what we do.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Hey man, Hey, listen, man, I just move here about
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: a year ago. Let me tell you something. All that
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: noisy y'all be making down there, Man, I need to
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: go to the cot to get you'all some money for
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: the game. Man, Hold on, hold on, man, hold on,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. First of all, I don't know
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: you want. My thing is that we we would do
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: out here, man, we all get together rather go to work. Man.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: At the end of we want we want to get
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: together and throw a little barbecue whatever, that's what we do.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Let me calling with that, dude. You anyway, come, y'all
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: making too much. I don't want who are you? I
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: live here in an apartment too. Man, y'all making you
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: want to tell you what I tell you? We want
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: to talk all that noise about you doing out here? Man,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I say you buy your bucket down here and say
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: it to my place for you. Man, don't don't worry
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: about who I am but one man first. Man, I'm
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: trying to have a good day, and I'm gonna hear
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: some like, come on, man, who are you supposed to be? Man,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I'm t rock down. Come down, and we do what
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: we do. We all get together. We try have a
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: good time with it. And you want to come with this?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Miss my day up? Gone with that? Do came? Man? Man?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: You know y'all all that noise, man, disturbing people? Water
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: in there? No man, But let's say look here, I'm
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: at the end of the week, man, brother, get together,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: put the money together, man, and we get together and
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: we try to have a good time. If you want
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: to come down to join us, man, you more than welcome.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you more than welcome brother, come
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: down to drive a play man. But man, please don't
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: try to miss my day of don't dot please don't man, please, man,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I'm trying y'all missing month day up with all that
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: thing I'm noise. Man, Come man, Look, this is what
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: we do. You want to join, you to join, You
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna join. Shut the hell up. Man, Let me
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: do what you're gonna do. But let let us do
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: what we do. This is we're doing the weekend. This
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: is how we are. We leave our fifth We're gonna
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: try to do something, get together and have a good time.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: You wanta try to mess that up? Make all that man, Man,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: all I'm staying is man, if y'all tell game, won't
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: y'all call y'all down to the stadium man and watch
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: the damn Cowboys play. We can't go there, man, We
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: don't want to go down there. We want to get
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: together where we are right. This is what we do, man,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: this is what we do. Ain't nobody ever complain now
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: one time. Now, I want tell you the first time
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: to ever complain. We've been doing this spree is and
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: the first time we ever had a complaint. You know,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: you know what's driving your mother down of white white white.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Why y'all don't buy y'all some tickets to the damn game? Man?
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: What want y'all go go to the game? Why the
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: game to be in my my parking lot? Well, un
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: feel like this. You know we can't afford a ticket, man,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: So we do. We should get together. We do what
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: we can. We put our money together, we get together,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: and that's what we do again. Like I said early, man,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: you more the well, come down? You want to bring
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: this old monkey now? Yeah, man, gone with that doctor,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: gone with that. Man. If you ain't no cowboyna fan,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: move around, let me let me, let me, let me
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: to tell you this right here. Man, if y'all find
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: up the pit on Sunday, I'm coming down there and
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: turning it. Don't trying what over you know what y'all
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: want on, I'm turning y'all y'all find it picked up,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: and I promise you I'm gonna turning the damn bob
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: que Pito, and I promise you'd be staying at the
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: top of the church. You will be staring at the
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: top of church. And that should me to pick the flow.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: You're gonna hit the flow and Man, you're gonna hit
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: the don't don't find and pit up Sunday you hit me,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: do not find this, you can't. It's gonna be no fact.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for the pit now, I'm looking for them
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: that it's gonna be out there. It's gonna be out there.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I'm turning your mother there told you that you're disturbing people,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: and you're disturbing me more than anything, you know. And
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: y'alla here, I'm like all last year, y'all tell get
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: you right here in the damn apartments. Man, that's crazy,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: you know what, dude, I would apologize you, but let
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: me say like this in Man, you don't y'all, I
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: don't say you come down and get a plate. You
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: come down and joining you know, we're just getting together,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: trying to make it a family down here. Just what
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: you want to bring with me. Man, you don't out
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: the hoppen. I'm on the other level. Now, come on
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: that other level. I don't know my mont. I was
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: on the other level midway through the season. Last years
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: went on that day, I'm noise, man. Man, Oh my god, man, look,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. My men hit the show
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: or somebody come boy in disturbment. What we do. When
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: we do, it's gonna go down. I'm gonna tell you
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: like that. We ain't trying to have no wish on.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: They have no problems. We're gonna get down like that.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: We try to have a good time. That's all we do.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: We're we're doing it for three years. We got the
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: chids out here playing. We got the big screen out
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: where everybody to watch the game. You know, extended my
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: some love about to come out half play with us.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: But you're gonna talk about coming knocking my meal as
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: long as I want. I promise you matter me touch
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: the ground, You're gonna touch the ground. Come on, man,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I'll go there with that. Many don't do that. Okay,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: look at him, man, I'm telling you right now, y'all.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Soon as I swar that bard q pit so when
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I smell a little charcoal, I promise you I'm turning it. So,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't doing this this year. Man, y'all ain't doing
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: it this year. You do, man, I'm won you lit
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: doc you, but the bunch you present yourself to me? Man,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: what you do that? You know what I mean? You
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: can meet me up at the leasing officer I'm at leasing.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I will start walking right and after LEAs off right
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: now far, I see who the hell I'm talking to.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: You need man listen. Okay, well you need to see
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: who's gonna turn this pit over. Y'all ain't going that?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Ye man, I want to see that. I want to
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: see that apple because Susan sis you touching my pit.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: They thought that mean hit the flow. You don't hit
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: the flow. Quicken in the meat will I'm trying to
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: have a good challenge or black you're trying to get together? Man,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: everybody comes and drinking bill. Nobody's saying nothing, but I
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: do want to get your monkey's gonna come out. Okay,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Ring up to the leasing office
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: and I polish you. I'm I'm in ahead. I'm in ahead.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: You need you need to bring somebody with you. That's
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: what you need to do. Okay, I'm about I tell
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I'm a brain with me. I got two PM a
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: brain with me. It's gonna be me, myself and I
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: and I've been through this. Here. You wanta putting on
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: meat on that grill comes sunday, Okay, I won't putting
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: all right on that crib. Tell what you and them
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: damn cowboys. Man, you know I'm talking about the cowboys
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: me like that, Doc. Now you rid me off, we'll
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: all Cowboys fans. You're gonna need met. The leasing office
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: is on. I'm a beat, and don't put a Tony
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Romo short on your I promise you. Do you want?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: You wanna be a fan of mine? Okay? Okay? But
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: do you know who you? You? Do you know who
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: you're playing with? No? I don't, And I promise you
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: when I find you, you don't know who you're playing with?
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Let me let me let me tell you who I am. Yeah,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: tell me who you are? For you, I am nephew
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: telling from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: prank by your boy box? Uh yeah? You y'all, y'all,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: y'all still each other? Man, Man, I'm nephing you lest
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: you ma'a. I'm sorry, man, you if you will fired up?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I am sorry. It says hot out here anyway. We
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: don't care. We're gonna we can take it. Man. Yah sunday. Man,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: that's what we do. Everybody pitching in and we all
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: get together. Man. It's a it's a family thing. Oh man,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: you could man, you could let me ask you, what's
• 49:04
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• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Morning Show Brother, I think I might tellgate at least
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: a couple of times this year. What yall think you'll
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: get out a little bit. Yeah, And people go to
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: the game. Two different groups. But the tailgators getting their
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: fights out there, they do a lot of a lot
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: of he go up against subpark competition people, decent looking
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: people that but you know what section you got the
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: party you've been that park over there in a good
• 49:47
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• 49:51
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• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Then people are looking at ignorant. So if you go
• 50:07
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• 50:10
  Speaker 1: over to the ugly city. That's why I'm going right
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: on over there. That's why. But your situation is different. See,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: because you're rich, So is there a rich ugly not
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: at all? Yes, they're fine, but whatever. My strawberry letter
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  Speaker 1: got it, Paul you here It is a Strawberry let
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  Speaker 1: us subject why is my son in law watching me?
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  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm writing you for advice and a
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  Speaker 1: family matter. When my daughter had her first child, she
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: and her husband asked me to move in with them
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  Speaker 1: to help out with the baby. I was thrilled to
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: be there to help with my grandchild. After living with
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: them for about five months, my daughter came to me
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  Speaker 1: and said that her husband had been watching me move
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: around the house. I thought she meant that he was
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: watching me to see how I handled the baby. I
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: didn't think anything about it. Once again, my daughter came
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: to me and said that her husband was watching me
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: and that she felt some type of way about it.
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  Speaker 1: Now she had my full attention. This was no joking matter.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: She told me that my son in law had been
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: watching me in an inappropriate way. My son in law
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: has always said that he doesn't like big women, and
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I'm a big, curvy wop girl. So I took my
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: daughter into the living room with me to confront him
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  Speaker 1: about his inappropriate behavior. He said that I wear tight
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  Speaker 1: pants and leggings to entice him, and I'm doing it
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: on purpose. I moved out immediately to remove myself from
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: the situation. I've always dressed decently and leggings are in style,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: so I never thought about my clothes. Uh. I never
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: thought that my clothes were a problem. Since I've moved out,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: my relationship with my daughter is rocky. I can't help
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: but feel like she blames me for her husband's attraction
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: to me. This really bothers me, and I'm sad because
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I don't get to see my grandchild that much anymore.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know why my son in law will come
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  Speaker 1: up with this mess, but it seems like he's turning
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: my daughter against me. What can I do to make
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: things right? Please help? This is crazy. I really don't
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: believe my eyes and ears. I mean, either they want
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: you gone immediately and that's what you did. Um after
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: five months of being there with them, or they're just
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: playing crazy. Um, you haven't done anything wrong. You you
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: asked what you know? What can you do to make
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: things right? You haven't done anything wrong. You came there
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: to help them, you know, because they requested that you do,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: so you did that. And now somehow it's turned on
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: you because your son in law uh finds you attractive
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  Speaker 1: in tight clothes. This sounds crazy. And then some for
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: some reason, he's gotten his daughter, your daughter to his wife,
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  Speaker 1: to get on board with this foolishness. Um. Uh, And
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: what is wrong? I don't understand what's wrong with your
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: daughter to even go along with this. You're her mom.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Of course, she you know, is one with her husband
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: and everything. But you're her mom. And again you came
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: there to help them. So um, now your relationship with
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: her is rocky. You're gone, So why is there still
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: a problem here? Uh? You don't get to see your grandchild.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: You lose in this situation, But the grandchild does too
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: because they don't get the benefit of seeing their grandparents anymore.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Because your son in law is attracted to you and
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: your daughter feels some kind of way. This letter is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: If they wanted you to leave, they could have asked you. Uh,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: just asked you or done it differently, not this crazy,
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  Speaker 1: ignorant way. Um. I don't think you have anything to
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: feel guilty or badly about except for not seeing your grandson.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you and your daughter can sit down and talk
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: about this. But she doesn't sound reasonable either the t
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: This is actually a bogus, really ignorant letter. To tell
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: you the first of all, this lady says, uh, why
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: is my son in law watching me? Well, that's the question,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: why is he watching me? But this dude is wrong
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: on so many levels. I question. All of my questions
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: revert back to the motive of the son in law.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: What is his objective? Because it serves no purpose man,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: unless it wall us to to to put some distance
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  Speaker 1: between you and your daughter. And he didn't care how
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: he go about it. That are manipulative men in this world,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: and I think that this kid happens to be one
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: of them. So she said they needed some help out
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  Speaker 1: with the baby. I was thrilled to be there to
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: help my grandchild. After living with him for about five months,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: my daughter came to me and said, that her husband
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: had been watching me move around the house. I thought
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: she meant he was watching me to see how I
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: handle a baby. I didn't think nothing about it. Not
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: all that's real. Right there, you can hear the truth
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: in this. Once again, my daughter came to me and
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: said that her husband was watching me and she felt
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: some type of way about it. Now she had my
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: full attention. This was no joking matter. She told me
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: that my son in law had been watching me in
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: an inappropriate way. Now right here, then we gotta address
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: what the hell wrong your son in law? Because she
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: said clearly that my son in law had been watching
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: me in an inappropriate way. So this is all on him.
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  Speaker 1: He looking at this girl's mama in an inappropriate way.
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  Speaker 1: That's him, that's him. See, fellas, don't nobody make you.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Won't there. You have a choice, you cannot want them.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: So this woman wasn't trying to do nothing to you.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: This is something you drummed up. Not with all of
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: that said, then she told me that So what she
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: did was my son law had been watching me inappropriate way.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: My son in law has always said he doesn't like
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: big women, and I'm a big curvy woman. So I
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: took my daughter into the living room with me to
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: confront him about this inappropriate behavior. Now, this woman going,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: hold up, let me bring you in front of him
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: so you don't think I'm doing something to him, and
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: that we can ask him right now? What have I
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: done to you directly to make you have my daughter
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: in here talking to me about this? So we can
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: just come on in here right now talk to this
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: little boy. Well, she went in there and a little
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: boy didn't have nothing because he was lying. He said
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: that I wear tight pasts and leggings to entice him,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: and I'm doing it on purpose. Maybe she just had
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: the clothes on. It wasn't thinking nothing. She in a
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: She figured she at home, She had her daughter's house.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: She figured she welcome. Now you're tripping My whole thing
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: is It's not you, ma'am, it's all him. Why would he?
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: First of all, why would he take this to his wife?
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: You've got to understand the motive behind him. What good
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: are you trying to accomplish by bringing this to your wife?
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: He watching? He watching you? She she she'd be doing stuff.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: I'll be I'll be looking at her some kind of way. Baby,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I can't I don't even know how he said it.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, hang on a second. We'll have part
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: two of your response coming up at twenty three after
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: the hour subject why is my son in law watching me?
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: You're listening, but right now it's your turn against Steve.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: We're part two of your response to today's Strawberry letter,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Why is my son in law watching me? Once again?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: This woman been living with her daughter and her husband
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: and five months baby for about five months, trying to
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: help him out. The daughter says her husband came to
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: him and started saying, you know, I've been watching your
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: mama move around. She takes the information to her mother
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: and go, my husband is watching you move around. The
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: mother thinks she's talking about the way he handles the baby.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: He comes back, double's back again, you know, and tells
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: her now, like you know, she'd be just in front
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: of me baby, and I don't know what I'm doing
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: with it now. All of a sudden, the daughter says
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: she's feeling some kind of way, so she confronts her
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: mother about mother think thinking nothing of it, does the
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: right thing takes her daughter into that to her husband
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: to just lay it out on the line. How have
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I done something directly to you, Dwayne or whatever Punk's
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: name is, and then you know, just to get it clear,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: he's sitting up in here talking about something. You'd be
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: wearing tight pants and leggings to entice me, and I'm
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: doing You're doing it on purpose. So lady said, I
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: moved out immediately. No, she said, this ain't the game up,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: and I move out immediately right now. I've always dressed
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: decently and and legings is in style, so I thought
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: my clothing was wasn't. What was a problem since I
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: moved out, My relationship with my daughter's rocking. I can't
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: help but feel like she blames me for her husband's
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: attracting to me. This really bothers me, and I'm sad
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: because I don't get to see my grandchild that much anymore.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: I know my son in law would come up. I
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: don't know why my son in law would come up
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: with this mess, but it seems like he's turning my
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: daughter against me. What can I do to make things right?
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Please help? I think it's time for reenacting with Shirley. Yes,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: I want you to be not Jake. No, No, he
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: don't be a little too much. I won't won't. Well,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: let me see what I'm trying to react. I don't
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna bring the information to you about your
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: mama then, Jay, I want you to be the mother.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: But now surely I'm gonna bring this you my wife.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: I'm think to bring this information then we're gonna take
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: it in there to Jay who is the mama? Yes, yes, honey,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: I need to talk to you about something. You got
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: a minute? Oh yeah, of course? What's up? Hey? Look,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: you know it's I don't know what's up, but you
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: know your mom. We should be walking around and everything.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: It's like crazy, you know what I'm saying. No, I
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: don't know what you're saying. What do you mean crazy?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: I mean it's crazy. You know I'd be like sitting
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: up watching TV and ship like walk right in front
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: of the TV. Well maybe she's just trying to get by, honey,
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Look? I know the how
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  Speaker 1: small and everything we ain't got too bad, but damn,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know you couldn't go outside walk down
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  Speaker 1: the driveway to go around the house. You gotta walk
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  Speaker 1: through the house. No, honey, she's where else is she
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  Speaker 1: gonna go? She's not gonna go outside just to walk
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  Speaker 1: around the house. That that, yeah, I think. Fast forward
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  Speaker 1: two weeks later, baby, what's up? I need to talk
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: to you. Get your mama's talked to you a couple
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: of weeks ago about your mama. Well, man, I mean
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: she's really going and she's throwing it at me. Now
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: she's throwing what at you? Honey? You know that thing? What?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: What do you man? Your mama? Man? I like, I know. Look, look,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: I'm grown, man, I know when I'm getting hit on.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: You know, your mama justin came up in here were
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: all these tight aird pants, leggings and stuff. He's just
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: moving around in front of me, and you know, I'm
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: trying to be everything I can be from family. Well, honey,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: leggings are in style. I think you're wrong with this. No, no, no,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: what did you talking about leggans? What leggans got to
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: do with bouncing in front of TV? Well, she's you know,
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  Speaker 1: my mom is not a small woman, so you know,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: she's just walking normally. I don't really know what you're
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: saying about my mom here. No, your mama got on
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: heels and everything. You know, Well, you know what ending
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: over big picking up bottles in front of me and everything.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: I just want to bring your attention because you know
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be I told you you know I'm
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: trying to be everything I can be. Well, I appreciate that, honey.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's the case, though, But I'll say
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: something to her if you want me to. Mama. Yeah, uh,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: you aren't going to believe what Dwayne says. I don't
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: believe Dwayne says. Dwayne says, you're enticing him, and yeah
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: with the clothes you wear, you know, your leggings and everything.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: He's saying, you know you're doing it on purpose, doing
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: what being sexy in front of him? I'm being you know,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: he's my husband. I'm surprised you won't, Wane, that's what
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: makes you think I won't waite? Well, now, Mom, you
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: know we've been together for quite something and I love Dwayne,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: and he's surprising party. Now he's told me this, and
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: I'm starting to feel some type of way. Is this
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: the truth? Are you trying to entice? Do I look
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: like I won't Dwayne? Well, I don't know. I'm telling
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: you I don't won't Dwayne. I don't want nothing, Dwayne
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: got I don't won't Dwayne at all. Let me say
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: that you can watch my lip I don't won't Dwayne, Well,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Dwayne things you want him, Dwayne like Dwayne do all
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: the time? Wayne do nothing. But let's go and talk
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: to don't get his as bring him in here, honey. Hey,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: so you were saying, what about my mom? Because I
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: just asked her about it and she says she doesn't
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: want you. He has no idea what you're talking about. Hey,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: you don't know what Dwayne. You know, I was explaining
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: to Rolanda. You all. You know you've been You've been
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: pressing upon me. You're pressing up only like one you know,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: just all in front of me with your little take close.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I'm a big woman. I I walk, i'ma be in
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: front of you. I'm a big as woman. I can't hide,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: not three well, you know. But you know with all
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: that being said and done, you know, when I'm watching TV,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to I'm a three X. You know,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: I can't disappear. I'm just trying to be a man.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Don't miss gladders and you up in here shaking and
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: moving all around. I think you're trying to knock me
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: off my game. Now you have your game. You ain't
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: had a job in two years. You off your damn game.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: You know what, y'all came in here to me. I
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: was in my room watching my stories. You weren't watching
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: the story the day you was trying to make a story.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Nobody won't you tell them? Y'all rolling, Miss glad you
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: don't know me like that's earl satisfies me being earl.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: All right, we gotta take a short break more with
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Ms Gladys, Dwayne and Rolinda. So right after this you're
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: we are back with part what is this three of
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  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter Today? Subject why is my son in
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: law watching me? A young a woman wrote in she's
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  Speaker 1: a grandmother. Her daughter and her husband asked her to
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: come and help them with their newborn child. So she came.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: She's been at the house for about five months. All
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, her daughter came to her and said
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: that her husband, her daughter's husband, her son in law,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: has been watching her, and uh. The grandmother didn't know
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: what she meant by that. She thought she was just
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: watching to see how she took care of the baby.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: But come to find out. No, he's been watching her
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: in an inappropriate kind of way because supposedly she wears
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: tight leggings and stuff and tight hants sou So the mother,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: grandmother and the daughter confronted the husband and asked him,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: why is he saying this? You know what I'm saying, though,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: listen to me, miss Bladders, so we could be clear
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, but no, listen, see the way you're
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: in my face, you know, like that is I just
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: felt like it's disrespectful to Roland though. That's me. Well,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: I tell you what I can do. What is that?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: I can do this right now. I can call Earle
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: to come over here and get me my boyfriend, and
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: I can get about this man because I don't need
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: to let me call you. Hold let me call Earl
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: right now. Hello, whatever, Hey, what's going on? It's foolishness
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: going over here? What's going on? It's foolishness, it's fooling it.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: I tell you, when you come over here, come over here,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: bring some boxes. I'm ready to go. I don't want
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: you to hurt nobody. Hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: don't hold on, but you want to be telling nobody.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: I just no, no, no, check him. You bring it
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: all over if you won't to, I just hold on.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Hold on, hold on, hold on all
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: that old man, hold on, hold on, hold on. You
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: couldn't hit me. I'm the radio. He can all that
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: old as talking about some damn Honeywell you'll get on
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: the phone. I don't care if I came here. I
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: just heard you, all right. Let me let me take
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: the phone on speaking phone on Bluetooth blue tooth. I'm
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: on earl. Just come and get me. That's all I'm
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: on my I just need you. I'm on my way
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: because say't nothing but fooling it over here, and it's
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: running my pleasure, and it's all in my spirit, and
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: I don't need just got his nest in my spir
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: But I will whip somebody that I do need to.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Nobody's nobody. Hold on, hold on, hold on? Who in here?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Keep talking about with somebody in Dayne house. He can't
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: get me this Dwyane house, Well it's my house to
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Dwayne Rolando. Look if your mama had to come in
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: here with all these tight ass pays over everything I
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: put them. I'm a big ass one, what I'm a
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: three as well? Maybe you need to start buying some five. Oh,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, let me answer the door. Yeah,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: who is it? He is? Zero? Is up? Oh you
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: will you damn right up? Don't tell me what's going on.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I just need you to help me move. That's all
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: I need doing. Do we need to move him? No,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: you ain't. Dun't. Dn't put your hand on don man,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Oh man, you don't come up in, Dwayne. You call
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: moving nothing round? You calling old. I'm calling your ass old,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: old man. Don't don't. Just let's get up out here
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: and leave. That's all we get. And Dwayne, are not
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: enough for you? Why are you looking at my mama?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: And what are you talking like that? My pocket knife?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Pocket knife? Don't make me grab my pocket? I lose
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: your life. Brought the nie from being here. Let's jimmy rollingda.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I only wants you, That's
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: why I told you how she would well? Why are
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: you looking at her? To I can't she big? She said?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: She big? She came. We asked her to come so
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: she could help us with the baby. Him with the baby.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: She can't help herself to me, you don't want you,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: nobody want you? Wait a minute, Wait a minute, hold on,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: hold on, it's glass, Mr. That's Mr. Okay, let me
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: play something to you. You. You're in my house sick, understand,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: and we're about to get at your house, and you
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: need to be a little bit more respectful to the problem.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Me is you like my baby and husband. That's what
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: That's what the deal is. That's what the real deal live.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: And she hypnotizing, that's what it is. That's that's how
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: she got you. That's how she got me. So I
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: know exactly what's going on. You're like, what I see
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: what was happening right here? She wasn't happen with your
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: old earlier. You ain't trying to bacon like you used to.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Thank you. You're looking over the young man like you
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: wanted the handless clip. The problem, the problem You want
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: some of my banker that wanted is that's too that's
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: too much woman for you. Gonna player, that's what that is.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I'm be game me to some characters and some stuff
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: because Junior, I wanted to get in there because I
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: want to be Rolanda's sister. This man looking at your mom, Mom,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the baby. Just something. We are crazy.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: But you know what that that argument has happened somewhere
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: a bunch of a lot of But I just, you know,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: the only thing I just didn't get how the wife
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: was in with the husband on it. But that's what
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: that happens all the time. You never get in a
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: couple of arguments because they're gonna side up and be
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: against you. But with her mother, her mother, it happens.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Oh that's the thing I didn't get. It happens. Yeah,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: I was mad at her. That's your mom who can't
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: who you asked to come? And then it helps with
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: me admitted doing it. You know what, ste Come on,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: come on, no, you know y'all going to try to
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: put all this for meeting? Yeah, finished your head? Oh
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: all right, you guys can email us to tell us
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: how you felt about today's Strawberry Letters subject why is
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: my son in law watching me? Got? Is Steve Harvey FM.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. Steve, you are
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: the relationship expert on the show. H and I have
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: a list of things that what women really want and
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: what we want from our men. Women love to be protected.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: Women of course like men who smell good. We like
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: men who surprise us galore. We love surprises. Women love surprises.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: We don't care if it's chocolates, if it's love notes,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: if it's gifts, or even bouquets of flowers. We love flowers.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: We love everything. Transparency and that's what we love from
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: our men. We love honesty. All you liars out there,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: that's still the best policy. Never lie. We like when
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: you dress well, when you look nice. We like when
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: you're okay, like when you dress well. Nothing turns off
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: a woman. Let me tell you the top three things
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: the women wontay security absolutely, women want a future. Ye,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: women won't loyalty. If you give a woman some security,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: provide her with a good look at a great future,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: and you give her your loyalty, she writeed that for you, man, security,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: future and and flowers and chocolates. Don't leave that and
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: love and give and transparency. We don't want you to
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: lie to us. Where was that honesty? That is, if
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: you're loyal, loyal to cover but in your honesty. The
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: loyalty is honesty. Loyalty is honesty, and they want honesty
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: like honest gonna be all over. You can't you can't
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: tell everything. Okay, I agree, with that, you can't tell everything.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: But we're saying, don't lie. That's what we're saying. We
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: don't want you to lie to us. Sometimes we have
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: excuse me, sometimes we have Why would you have to
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: protect you from the truth. We don't need protecting from
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: the truth. Wants the truth. No, that is not true.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: That is not why I'm late. Sometimes will require a lie. No,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: you're protecting yourself. Down my car broke down? No, no,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: what was her name? No, the time you can do that.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: I can't go home to you, my wife. But here's
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: the deal. I'm home, so I ain't. Now. Back in
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: the day, you were the best at it. The lie
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: is for the protection of me. It's protection of you,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: not of the woman. Protection of you too. No, it's
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: not it's not protecting me. No, no, no, from the truth.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: You don't. We need to hear the truth. We can handle.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: You can't handle our reaction to the truth. The lie
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: is for you, not for us, for you, because I
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: don't want you to have to go off. No, it's okayka, No,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: No I won't. Oh yeah, well know if I don't
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: go off, that'll mess right there. When they tell you
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: tell me the truth I'm not gonna be upset. That's okay,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: that's want to look like the bad guy. We have
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: to say that, yeah, and we have to fix it. Yeah.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: We have to lie to you guys so we can
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: get the truth out of me. And we know that
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: we like lots of gifts, flowers, you know what about
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: those things, Steve? Yeah, we love all in the yard
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: she's seating. When she pulled in and pull up cheap car,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: she would go with the B words, so sham thing.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: J What do you have to say? Three times they
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: didn't work out? I'm done, I'm out. Well did you
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: do any of these things? And I still ended up
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: in court? Now? What y'ellse she got a lot of
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: stuff on that list. Did you give her chocolate? Love notes? Yes,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: give me an example of one of your love notes
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: getting caught. That's love notes right there. What about honesty?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Were you honest? Very honest that one? Where were you lasting?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Where were you last night? While you come in so late? Yeah?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't like questions. No, I
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: don't like when you in your relationship you have to
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: answer to people said, I don't like questions. I don't
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: like them either, But Most men don't like questions. They
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: will not ask me where you going? Honey? You look
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: all nice. You know you got all dressed up, you're
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: smelling good. Where you going? It's nine o'clock, you know,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: the late in Europe. Oh, you're going to where we
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: live in New York meeting? Where are you meeting? Perhaps
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I can join you. It will only take me a
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: few minutes to get ready. Now we've meeting at a club. Oh,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: I love clubs. Oh, which one? The new one? No,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: it's Oh, it's just a men's club. No women allowed.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: There will be no women in the club. Hey, well,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I know how you are. You don't like men serving you,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: So I'm surprised you're going to this club at all. Well,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: they got a shift. They just stick the stuff out
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: to one. Can I ask you a question? Can you tell?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Can you say this at home? What you just said?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: I'm going to meet nine o'clock at night? We're just
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: men at the club with it stick the food that
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: the win. Yeah. I could say that, but the club.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: You know what's different If I said the club, because
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: you know I don't go. Yeah, but I could. I
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: could say I'm going to a late meet. I got
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: the lives right there after ten o'clock. I could say what,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: but I'm in a different place in my life now. Yes,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: I told you settle down. Yeah, going to meeting the
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: nine o'clock because that's the day. I'm oh, that's a
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: raw chicken on your on your head, across your forehead, rack, chicken,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: you don't cook? Where are you getting? You know he's
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: been hit with one, but it would never have been
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: for me. You're right, and he was by and chicken.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: You're right though, And the fact that hang off the
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: little tail kind of went in my mouth if I
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: got take slapped out of my mouth with the potential
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Simonella poet. All right, we gotta go, We'll be back.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it is time guys for comedy rouelette. You pretty much
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  Speaker 1: know the rules, right, Jake, explain it quickly? You want
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  Speaker 1: to run it down? Man, just we already done this.
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  Speaker 1: Damn people new if you get new lists here wasting
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  Speaker 1: time with your nerves, nerves and that bad that needs
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  Speaker 1: to be one man, your nerves and day. Give us
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  Speaker 1: subject wheel, the subjects on the wheels, fund the wheel.
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  Speaker 1: Wad stop. We can do the damn thing. All right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. That is on the wheel man, All right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. Number one there in jail again too.
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  Speaker 1: You always take more food than you can bring from
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  Speaker 1: a party. Three whatever your uncle is, your daddy that
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  Speaker 1: for Look, dude, it's time for you to cut all
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  Speaker 1: of that off now. And number five, Man, your nerves
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  Speaker 1: are bad. Rolling wheel and do the last it stops. Yea, oh,
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  Speaker 1: Man loves you. That's your nerves are bad. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: what we do. And we're gonna see. Now we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: find out who's really funny. Go ahead, jake. Man. When
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  Speaker 1: you say hello to somebody and they go hello, what
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  Speaker 1: you mean by hello? Hello? What man's got to be
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  Speaker 1: hello in the morning? Why can't it be in the afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired of people speaking to me here in the
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  Speaker 1: damn morning. I ain't got started on my day yet.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I look around, somebody, good morning, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's so damn good about it? Come on, come on,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I'll tell you. When you know your
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  Speaker 1: nerve bad. When any sound you're here and you jump
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  Speaker 1: fars like a call backfire with you up to this table.
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  Speaker 1: Your nerve is bad. You ain't sounds scare you. Come
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  Speaker 1: on you when you at the funeral and you asked
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  Speaker 1: the pass holl you're gonna be man, We're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: with this man. Put it down now, all right? Come on,
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  Speaker 1: see your kids walk in the room and go, oh
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  Speaker 1: my daddy, and you turn up. What bad hell? Calling
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  Speaker 1: me fault? When you have people standing outside your office
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  Speaker 1: going no, you're gonna ask him? No you ask No,
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  Speaker 1: You're going no, you gonna ask him. I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: ask if you ask him. We're playing comedy rolettin stuff. Man,
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  Speaker 1: your nerves are bad. I'll tell you. You know your
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  Speaker 1: nerves bad when you're sitting there shaking, smoking a cigarette.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're going through, but your nerves
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  Speaker 1: is bad. I don't know what the evidence is, but
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  Speaker 1: your ass is shaking. Let me tell you something. When
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  Speaker 1: you were at your house and you buy yourself and
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  Speaker 1: ain't nobody else in there but some ice moving the
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  Speaker 1: glass in the sink, and your ass run through the
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  Speaker 1: pit of your dough. When I opened your nerves, this
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  Speaker 1: is an honor of our fearless leader, Steve Hardy, that
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about, Steve Man, your nerves is bad when
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  Speaker 1: you think all your co workers is lying on. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. When you know it's time
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  Speaker 1: to go back to church, it's time. You know when
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  Speaker 1: it's time to church. Okay, when you know it is
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  Speaker 1: time to take yo, but that the church. Somebody needs
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  Speaker 1: to lay hands on me right now. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: How did I get here? When you wake up and
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  Speaker 1: you went somebody and you don't know their name, it
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  Speaker 1: is time? Who you talk about backsliding? Yeah? How long
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  Speaker 1: we've been laying I got handcuffs. You try to go
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  Speaker 1: back to church when you wake up in this bike box.
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  Speaker 1: You can't explain nothing. Who I'm doing it too much?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing too much. You know, it's hard to go
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  Speaker 1: back to When you wake up and you got her
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  Speaker 1: phone home? What the hell we have? And it's backwards?
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  Speaker 1: You in the back and in the back put in
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  Speaker 1: the front. That's a crazy, crazy visual right there. It's
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  Speaker 1: time you to go back to church. When you're starting
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  Speaker 1: to look at your boys grandmama and starting to feel
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  Speaker 1: some time. Yeah back, who is that youth? I never
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  Speaker 1: felt this way? Let you know it's time to go
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  Speaker 1: back to church. When you see spake marks on your
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  Speaker 1: behind and you don't know how they got that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can't excuse me, did you know? And it's a
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  Speaker 1: man hand. It's pretty rough way. You know what's time
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  Speaker 1: to actually happy day? When your lights watering gay get
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  Speaker 1: turned off the same day you can't do nothing. It's time.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's time to go back. When you wake
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  Speaker 1: up and your whole chest is peer, I need time
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  Speaker 1: for you to go back the church. You've been arguing
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  Speaker 1: with this fine girl for on ahead, trying to convince
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  Speaker 1: hard it ain't no way can be cause it's seven ago.
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  Speaker 1: We're not really cousin's now, Come on, how you figuring that?
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  Speaker 1: We right down to the fifth? The fifth? It's time
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  Speaker 1: to go back to church. You know it's time to
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  Speaker 1: go back to church. When you wake up with a
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  Speaker 1: tattoo that says Veronica and you don't know about name, run,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's time to go to church. When you start
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  Speaker 1: stalking anybody, oh little women talking about every way they
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  Speaker 1: coming up. Steve's closing remarks at forty nine after the
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  Speaker 1: or gather around everyone you're listening to give your closing remarks,
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  Speaker 1: are back what you got for us today? You know
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  Speaker 1: what I just want to remind people because it's it's
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  Speaker 1: a tough thing to cut people out your life. It's
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  Speaker 1: a tough decision for people to make because the average person,
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  Speaker 1: uh you know, that's a positive nature. They like positive
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  Speaker 1: things around them, positive energy, and it it's difficult when you,
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  Speaker 1: as a positive or decent or caring person, has to
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  Speaker 1: be faced with the decision to cut somebody out your life.
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  Speaker 1: And I've had to do it many times, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: faced with the decision again even this stage of my life,
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  Speaker 1: that are people who I really should not have around
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  Speaker 1: me now. Because I have a sense of guilt, I
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  Speaker 1: continue to keep them. You know, I come up with
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  Speaker 1: excuses for them. You know what they're gonna do? You know,
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  Speaker 1: if they're not here, what would they do if if
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  Speaker 1: if I remove them, what happens to them? Well, I
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  Speaker 1: mean that's because you're caring person, But can I tell
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  Speaker 1: you how much that ain't your business. It's really really not.
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  Speaker 1: It's not your business, nor should you make it yours,
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  Speaker 1: because what will happened is if you guilt yourself into
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  Speaker 1: holding on to this person, you will continue to possess
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  Speaker 1: that nagging, gnawing feeling that you have every time you
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  Speaker 1: around them, because they actually bring no real value to you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they bring you a lot of promises. Oh they
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  Speaker 1: bring you a lot of Oh man, this is man.
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  Speaker 1: I got something big I'm working on. Oh you hear
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  Speaker 1: that all the time? Or I shall appreciate you. Lord,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where I be without you. You've been
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  Speaker 1: You've been such a blessing to me. You know you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get it all kinds of ways, and that makes
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  Speaker 1: you feel even worse about the inevitable decision that you
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  Speaker 1: know you have to make. But let me help y'all
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  Speaker 1: understand something right here. People can be manipulative. People can
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  Speaker 1: be very, very manipulative. And when a person know they're
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  Speaker 1: getting over on you, they say the things because they
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  Speaker 1: know you're a decent person, so they say the things
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  Speaker 1: to you to keep in the forefront of your mind.
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  Speaker 1: And how decent you are. God, bless you. You've been
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  Speaker 1: a blessing to me. Lord, I don't know what I
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  Speaker 1: do without you. I thank God for people like you. Well,
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  Speaker 1: when do I get to thank God for you? When
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  Speaker 1: do you become such a blessing to me? When at
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  Speaker 1: the point in this relationship where every relationship should be
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  Speaker 1: give and take. When do I get to take something out?
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  Speaker 1: Because right now, all I'm doing give it. I'm telling you, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: I know how you're feeling about cutting these people out
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  Speaker 1: your life, but you have got to because if there's
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  Speaker 1: a person in your life that's just on the receiving
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  Speaker 1: end of your friendship and give you nothing in return,
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  Speaker 1: they are on the receiving end of your paycheck and
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  Speaker 1: give you nothing in the return. They are receiving end
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  Speaker 1: of all your goodness and favors and give you no
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  Speaker 1: goodness and favors. You no longer have an obligation to
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  Speaker 1: that person. You really don't. And I remind you of
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  Speaker 1: something that Bishop Jake said. Sometimes you have to let
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  Speaker 1: people go so they can be freed up to their
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  Speaker 1: own destiny alone. See, because they keep tying their destiny
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  Speaker 1: to yours. But see, God didn't give them your destiny.
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  Speaker 1: They got their own destiny. You know, unless you're with
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  Speaker 1: your wife and your children, their destinies ain't tied to yours.
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  Speaker 1: And once your children get a certain age, your destiny
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  Speaker 1: don't belong to them no more. They have to they,
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  Speaker 1: as Marjorie says, their wings work. You gotta let them
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  Speaker 1: get out there and get the flapping so they can fly.
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  Speaker 1: So as you make your list of people who bring
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  Speaker 1: you nothing but bad news, they have to go. When
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  Speaker 1: you make your list of people who every time they
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  Speaker 1: call you they just won't something, they have to go.
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  Speaker 1: They have to go because they're slowing you down. They dead. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: they're sitting on the wagon and they ain't pushing. They
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  Speaker 1: ain't getting out the wig wagon to remove no rocks
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  Speaker 1: and debrie out the way. They ain't trying to fill
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  Speaker 1: a pothole for you. They don't even repair wagon wheels.
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  Speaker 1: They just own your wagon, sitting there, legs up and
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  Speaker 1: just chilling you out on a rope, just pulling. You
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  Speaker 1: got to get rid of them people. The other people
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  Speaker 1: you have to get rid of is sometimey people because
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  Speaker 1: you know what's so hard about some timeing people, because
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  Speaker 1: you don't never know when their time gonna be because
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  Speaker 1: they's some timey. So sometimes they're cool and sometime they ain't.
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  Speaker 1: And on the days when you need them be cool,
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  Speaker 1: that's what that's one of them. Some days where they are.
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  Speaker 1: So now you got on these sometime people in your
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  Speaker 1: life and you've been going, well, they're cool over here,
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  Speaker 1: but they ain't cool over there. If the people in
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  Speaker 1: your life ain't cool everywhere you take them and every
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  Speaker 1: time you talk to them, you got to get rid
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  Speaker 1: of them too. I'm sorry. Now that's gonna shorten your list,
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  Speaker 1: But what good is the list if it ain't a
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  Speaker 1: good list? Stop just trying to have a list. It's
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  Speaker 1: like people in a bad relationship. So you're gonna stay
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  Speaker 1: in the bad relationship just so you can say you're
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  Speaker 1: in a relationship. Or will you free yourself so that
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  Speaker 1: you can be freed up to your destiny to possibly
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  Speaker 1: be in a good relationship. But you're never getting a
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  Speaker 1: good relationship if you're gonna stay and sit in the
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  Speaker 1: bad relationship. What you's proven year after year after year
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  Speaker 1: to be of no substance and no just no goodness
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  Speaker 1: for you. It just does nothing for you. But you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna stay in it just so you can say you
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  Speaker 1: in a relationship. That's crazy, man, that's crazy. So y'all
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  Speaker 1: think about it. Those people that you gotta cut loose,
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  Speaker 1: You got a tough decision, but you have to do it.
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  Speaker 1: God to bless you for it too. And guess what,
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  Speaker 1: you have more more free time, You have more money
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  Speaker 1: and everything when you let them go and you don't
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  Speaker 1: even have to deal with the aggravation to them anymore.
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  Speaker 1: That's an amazing thing. So it's my clothes remarks. Just
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