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MET Gala, Mother's Day Question, GA Voters, Seagrams Escapes and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in the stubs. Me through good of
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  Speaker 1: the listening to the mother. I don't join joint. Turn
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  Speaker 1: hur you're going to do? You gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. Turn you haven't got to turn them out
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  Speaker 1: to turn turn the water the water go. Come come
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  Speaker 1: on your tha uh huh. I shall will a good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now point it only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Um.
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  Speaker 1: Five things that I know successful people have to do
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  Speaker 1: to be successful. The principles are the same. You can
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  Speaker 1: apply it to anything, you know, if you want to
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  Speaker 1: be happily married, you know, whatever it is. The principles
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  Speaker 1: of success are the same. There are a series of
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  Speaker 1: things that you have to do. You cannot skip the
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  Speaker 1: steps of success. If you do, you're going to have
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  Speaker 1: to go back and step on them anyway. So here's
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  Speaker 1: here's here's here's a part man that I want you
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  Speaker 1: all to understand about me and and and about how
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  Speaker 1: to look at it. You know, you cannot underestimate faith
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  Speaker 1: and prayer. You just can't. You cannot underestimate the power
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  Speaker 1: of faith and the power of prayer. See for me,
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  Speaker 1: this is just for me. Now, this ain't in the
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  Speaker 1: scripture nowhere. This is just something I discovered. What prayer
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  Speaker 1: did for me was was it tied me to my creator.
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  Speaker 1: It gave me a sense and I'm describing it this way,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm telling you it's deeper than this. But it
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  Speaker 1: gave me a sense that I wasn't alone and an actuality.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't. But prayer helped connect me to the power
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  Speaker 1: source that was available to me to get through, get around,
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  Speaker 1: or get over whatever it was that was in a way,
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  Speaker 1: whether it was just a period I stretched, I had
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  Speaker 1: to go through hard work. It had a period I
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  Speaker 1: had to go through to learn some lessons, some periods
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  Speaker 1: I had to go through from having to pay for
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  Speaker 1: some of the mistakes I've made. Whatever the case may be,
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  Speaker 1: prayer gave me a decided advantage, especially oh here we go,
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  Speaker 1: Especially over my enemies. Now, the majority of people in
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  Speaker 1: my life that were my enemies, I didn't want them
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  Speaker 1: to be my enemies, Make no mistake about this. But
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  Speaker 1: through the thing called life, some things went down, Some
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  Speaker 1: things happened from here and then went over here or
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  Speaker 1: that way, and a person became my enemy. The majority
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  Speaker 1: of enemies I had came out of nowhere. I have
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  Speaker 1: no reason to even see why they are my enemies.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, life goes on, man. It happens from
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  Speaker 1: time to time. Some people just won't let it go.
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  Speaker 1: See some people, in their quest to do something to
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  Speaker 1: you or to make you pay, they just won't let
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  Speaker 1: it go. What it may cause you some discomfort, and
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  Speaker 1: some of them may be lies about you, and all
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  Speaker 1: of this and all of that, but you that that
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  Speaker 1: that can't prohibit you from going forward. So what I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying is prayer gave me the strength, wisdom, understanding the
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  Speaker 1: carriage to either go through it, go around it, or
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  Speaker 1: go over it. But it happened. I do not know
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  Speaker 1: how I could have made it. Without faith and without prayer,
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  Speaker 1: it would have something would have got me. You two
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  Speaker 1: would have got me. The bloggers would have got me.
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  Speaker 1: My partners that I grew up with, that used to
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  Speaker 1: laugh behind my back. They would have got me. My
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  Speaker 1: friend that would over my mother's house one time and
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  Speaker 1: told her. You know what Steve's problem is he telling
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  Speaker 1: them jokes he just lazy, he don't want to work.
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  Speaker 1: That would have got me. They didn't know. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: really mad at him, because they were just All they
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  Speaker 1: was doing was basing their conversations and passing judgment based
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  Speaker 1: on what they knew, based on what they believed. They
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  Speaker 1: didn't believe I was gonna make it. But that's them though.
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  Speaker 1: If it was not for the faith, which is the
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  Speaker 1: belief in things that you cannot see, I wouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: made it because I would have listened to everybody else
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  Speaker 1: who didn't see me getting here and went along with it.
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  Speaker 1: And then prayer. Oh my goodness, man, how many times
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  Speaker 1: has prayer bailed me out? Prayer has bailed me out?
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  Speaker 1: Press steel, belling me out. Tell you the truth, man,
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  Speaker 1: quiet as its kelp. Prayer, That connection to your heavenly Father,
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  Speaker 1: that connection to your creator, that connection to that source
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  Speaker 1: of power and inspiration, that connection of never feeling that
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  Speaker 1: you were alone. You know. I was watching a Bishop
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  Speaker 1: Jakes on the TV yesterday and it was a repeat
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  Speaker 1: and one of the things he was talking about, well,
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  Speaker 1: let me just get to the gist of it. I
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  Speaker 1: was going through a portion of my life and I
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  Speaker 1: and I went through it for some years, y'all. I
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  Speaker 1: had gotten myself into a jam that lasted for years,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, for years, with some serious consequences to follow.
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  Speaker 1: For years. And I was so busy looking at who
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  Speaker 1: I was at. I was sulking sometimes, Man, I'd get
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  Speaker 1: on the radio, Man, I'd be just done. I was sulking.
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  Speaker 1: My my spirit had gotten low. I had gotten tired
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  Speaker 1: of the fight, and I would I would come on
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  Speaker 1: some mornings, man, and I will try try not to
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  Speaker 1: let on, but I was hurting. I was because I'd
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  Speaker 1: been in it for years. Man, I had been in
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  Speaker 1: this thing for years. And one thing I was doing.
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  Speaker 1: I was so busy looking at where I was at.
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  Speaker 1: And when I was watching Bishop Jake's he preached this sermon.
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  Speaker 1: He was talking about so busy looking at where you
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  Speaker 1: at that you don't even realize that God has been
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  Speaker 1: with you the entire time. And you know what, man,
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  Speaker 1: just yesterday, just yesterday, I heard this and I text him.
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  Speaker 1: I text Bishop Jakes, and I thanked him because it
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  Speaker 1: was an old message I could tell. And I called.
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  Speaker 1: I text him up and I said, Man, thank you
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  Speaker 1: so much. I was just watching you on TV, and
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  Speaker 1: you told me, Man, something that I that I'll always
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  Speaker 1: remember that whatever you're going through, that he's there with
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  Speaker 1: you the whole time. But see when sometimes when you're
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  Speaker 1: so busy looking at where you at, you don't even
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  Speaker 1: notice where he is. And see sometimes, man, that that
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  Speaker 1: helped me, and that's going to help me in the
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  Speaker 1: future to realize that what I'm going through, that he's there.
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  Speaker 1: He's there with me, and he gonna protect me, and
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna let my enemies overcome me, and he ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna let nobody overtake me, and he ain't gonna let
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  Speaker 1: me go under because he's there. It's just you can't
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  Speaker 1: be so busy looking at where you at that you
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  Speaker 1: don't take notice or where he at. God is always there,
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  Speaker 1: He's always available, and the best way to tap into
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  Speaker 1: that and know it is you got to pray. Prayer
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  Speaker 1: has changed my life. Prayer can change your life. You
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  Speaker 1: can become something if you just pray. You're listening to show,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, this is the beginning of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. The show is beginning a little bit
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  Speaker 1: different today because I am starting at the tone that
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  Speaker 1: I don't normally tone in. Tony is important, Tony. Well
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  Speaker 1: enough for that. What y'all doing today show is good
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  Speaker 1: to be here, mighty grace fulfill with gratitude. Woke me up.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't at my best right now today, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: but I'm here. He got you, and I'll take it.
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  Speaker 1: I will take it, Ladies and gentleman Shirley Strawberry Calin
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  Speaker 1: for real, Mississippi Monica Junior kiss Bates the legend of
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  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy Junior. What could possibly be on your mind today? Gifts?
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  Speaker 1: You don't really have people to get you really good gifts.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how to give them back? You just
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  Speaker 1: take them and walk off Like that's why. I just hey, come,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really you know. You give me a gift
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  Speaker 1: to suck? I don't please don't be in my face
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  Speaker 1: because it will register. Yeah, yeah, I like people. If
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna give me a suck gift, drop it off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah don't, don't. Don't hand it to me in this
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  Speaker 1: that open it? Understand that open it? And then they
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  Speaker 1: sit there with that little primp look on their face
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  Speaker 1: like they're ready for the explosion. You like it, Come
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  Speaker 1: on it, you know, and if it ain't there, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's just it's hard sometimes because you want you want
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  Speaker 1: to appear grateful, you know that you know that somebody
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  Speaker 1: even thought of you, and then you want to remember
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's a thought that counts. You want to
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  Speaker 1: think about that. But then you know, all that don't
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  Speaker 1: matter when you get a ragged ass guilt. Yeah, Tommy, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but what about when somebody then brought us some food
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  Speaker 1: or cake or pie and now they want us to
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  Speaker 1: sit there and cut it and eat it? Right? Then? Yeah? First,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell y'all, people who can cook, I appreciate
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  Speaker 1: you cooking. I bet you can cook, but we're not
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  Speaker 1: fit to eat it. We just want to let you
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  Speaker 1: know that well, because because we don't know where this
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  Speaker 1: podcake cookies come from, they did. I made these for y'all,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Set it down. You know how
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  Speaker 1: much food out and left at radio shows? We used
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  Speaker 1: to go out much food out of left? How many
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  Speaker 1: cakes is in that drivers? I gave it to the driver.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, oh oh, I had one driver told me,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, I heard it this lady, good, good good?
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  Speaker 1: Because I ain't they found out you like red velvet.
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  Speaker 1: Everywhere we went, somebody was bringing a red velvet cake.
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  Speaker 1: The only lady we would eat from is in Detroit,
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  Speaker 1: the Cookie Lady in Detroit. That was the only person
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  Speaker 1: I ate food from. Cookie Lady in Detroit, because don't
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  Speaker 1: you remember that post. It was it was a couple
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  Speaker 1: of years or so ago where these where these people
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  Speaker 1: were washing these greens or chicklands or something in the
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  Speaker 1: app tub and they posted that picture. You can't eat everybody,
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  Speaker 1: you can't not you cannot. They had them in their
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  Speaker 1: bathtub cleaning the well, you know, cleaning chi lives in
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  Speaker 1: the bath tub ain't a bad deal. Shouting. I've seen
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  Speaker 1: that many times, you have, I've never never seen for
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  Speaker 1: that one time. Yeah, I've seen that before, especially if
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  Speaker 1: you got it. If you got to do like molding
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  Speaker 1: two twenty pound tubs, you know you can't put that
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  Speaker 1: but in the tub. Let you take a bathtub. Okay, uh,
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  Speaker 1: we're moving on, coming up and dock and attach to
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  Speaker 1: the hour. We'll start the show up with the nephew
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  Speaker 1: and run that prank back right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show, It is time now to start your morning
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  Speaker 1: off with run that prank back in the nephew. What
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  Speaker 1: you got, nephew, You look at the time already it's
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  Speaker 1: time to be stupid. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, parasites, parasites,
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  Speaker 1: cat dog. If you hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
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  Speaker 1: a Brian. Brian. Yeah, yeah, hey Brian, this is doctor Jacob.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing today? Yeah? Yeah, I'm I'm doing. I'm okay. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: You actually came in, uh maybe like two and a
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  Speaker 1: half weeks to go here to my office and got
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  Speaker 1: a physical for for life insurance. Yeah yeah, yeah, right right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everything okay, well, yeah, yeah, everything's gonna be pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to see if I can get you to
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  Speaker 1: come in and I you know, everything's gonna be fine,
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  Speaker 1: but I got a small procedure we'd like to do
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  Speaker 1: to actually, uh you know, right now, you're not a
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  Speaker 1: proof for your life insurance to do until this procedures done.
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  Speaker 1: So if you don't mind coming in, we we'd like
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  Speaker 1: to get you. Jake and Carol, When can I schedule
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  Speaker 1: you to come in like maybe tomorrow or the following day? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What what kind of procedure is? Well, actually, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you've heard of it. This is an ochayostro me. No,
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  Speaker 1: I got something. What's that's gonna I'm doing my eyes?
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  Speaker 1: What's that? So it's something dude? You wasn't that something
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  Speaker 1: doing my eyes? I ain't And what's that? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: okayoshtrimy has nothing to do with the eyes, No, nothing
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  Speaker 1: at all. We found a little bit of parasites in
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  Speaker 1: a particular area, and what we want to do is
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  Speaker 1: make sure we just remove it completely and you'll be fine.
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  Speaker 1: You'll get your life insurance, you're in, your family, will
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  Speaker 1: be great. So can I get you to come in tomorrow?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe Thursday afternoon? And what what area? I found a
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  Speaker 1: parasites in? Actually one of your testicles has some parasites.
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  Speaker 1: So what we're gonna do is what's called a okayoshtramy
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  Speaker 1: and okayosh formy is actually removing that testicle completely and
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  Speaker 1: then everything gonna be fine. It's all confined and we'll
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  Speaker 1: be able to remove it. You'll be on your way,
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  Speaker 1: you'll get your life insurance and everything will be fine. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, can I get can I? Can I
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  Speaker 1: get you to come in tomorrow? What what my testicle? Well,
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  Speaker 1: only one, only one and it's not going to take long.
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  Speaker 1: It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get
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  Speaker 1: you to come in tomorrow or the next day, and
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  Speaker 1: we get you to what they are you available. I
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  Speaker 1: want to go over move with test sir. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: oftentimes when people come in for life insurance, these type
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  Speaker 1: of things happen. So we want to get you in
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  Speaker 1: and get it out as quickly as possible. Man, Nah, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't for a routine physical. Maybe I wasn't supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be checking all this extra stuff. Man, I get
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  Speaker 1: a parasite, man and my testical. I don't remove a testicle. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm twenty five. Man, my wife may I no kids.
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  Speaker 1: They were trying to be like, I gotta move a testicle.
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  Speaker 1: Let me say this to you, Brian, You're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: completely fine. You'll be able to create children. You'll be
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  Speaker 1: a a little normal life. You know, you'll just be um.
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  Speaker 1: You won't have all of them, but you'll have enough
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  Speaker 1: to create children. You understand that. Nah. Man, I can't Nah,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna. I can't come in for that, Nah, Sir.
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  Speaker 1: Is there any way I can get you in tomorrow
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  Speaker 1: or tomorrow afternoon or the Thursday afternoon so we can
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  Speaker 1: kind of get this thing taken care of and we
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  Speaker 1: can get you moving on your way and people can
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  Speaker 1: get the life insurance papers together and so forth. Nah, Man, Man,
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  Speaker 1: we ain't rescheduling now. I need a second or third
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  Speaker 1: opinion on that. And he's talking about taking away one
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  Speaker 1: of my man. We ain't rescheduling nothing. Man, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: you see another doctor. Man, it's some sir. Sir, you
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  Speaker 1: can go around the entire city and see several doctors.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you you're just gonna be wasting time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to knock this thing out for you
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  Speaker 1: knocking up. I ain't agree, I ain't agreed to nothing. Listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm joined it to get money. Mantencais with nothing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I need to taking a third opinny this bloom Brian.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you if you come in and let me
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  Speaker 1: get this thing taken care of, you know, I'll have
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  Speaker 1: you back. You know, big balling shot calling before it's
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  Speaker 1: all over. You know what big big balling shot I
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  Speaker 1: call it. Man. I told you, man, I ain't ain't
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  Speaker 1: going in for none of that. Man. I'm suposing to
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  Speaker 1: tell my wife. Man, this this ain't cool. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't going into that. Man. I'm rescheduling man, you're rechl
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean you're rescheduling? Sir? What we get?
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting another opinion. I ain't going in for that, okay,
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  Speaker 1: But I'm trying to make you a big baller shot caller.
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  Speaker 1: You know, man, what what is your name? Are you
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  Speaker 1: suposed to be a doctor? You're making a little jokes, man,
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  Speaker 1: Ain't you're doing a little play on words. Man, It
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  Speaker 1: ain't even funny. Man, I'm calling insurance funny telling they
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  Speaker 1: get me doctor. But you think it's funny. Hey, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't funny man. You know you're making a little chick.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't funny man, thinking a thin man, I'm forgetting
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  Speaker 1: all of the work that we got, the blood work,
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  Speaker 1: the year and word they're complete physical. That's when we
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  Speaker 1: didn't realize that you had parasites in a particular area.
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  Speaker 1: So what we're trying, I'm not. I don't mean I
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  Speaker 1: turned to make the light of make humor in it,
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  Speaker 1: just to make you feel a little bit more comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize, all right. That ain't funny, man. You are
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  Speaker 1: one losing. No, man, ain't funny man. If I had
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  Speaker 1: a situation, the nursing would have told me. Then he
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  Speaker 1: ain't tell me nothing. Man had me thinking I'm a
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  Speaker 1: going Now you're telling me I gotta come in to
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  Speaker 1: remove a test man. We have to run tests on you, sir.
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  Speaker 1: We got test back when you do have the parasites,
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  Speaker 1: and what we want to do is make sure we
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  Speaker 1: get them completely cleared out. The only way I can
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  Speaker 1: clear that out is to remove that testicle. He's man,
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  Speaker 1: it's the man, I gotta hairsites. Man may out here
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  Speaker 1: running out his chests on me. Man, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: another doctor, man because this man, I ain't got no parasites. Man,
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  Speaker 1: all these tests out saw me, y'all remind me I
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  Speaker 1: gotta remove them. That's some you over here. As I
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  Speaker 1: know you doctor Man, I ain't gonna say. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: following my head shirt. I'm telling at dealing with you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Man. I ain't got no parasites. Man, Brian.
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  Speaker 1: Let me make your understand something clearly here. It's my
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  Speaker 1: job as a physician that if the patient doesn't come
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  Speaker 1: to me, it's my job to come to you and
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  Speaker 1: extract the problem. You're leaning towards me having to come
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  Speaker 1: to your home and extract the problem. Man, When you
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  Speaker 1: want to come them home how may you I what
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  Speaker 1: you want to step with? The how match out of tests?
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  Speaker 1: May you you talking? I'm going from another doctor. I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting another chance. I ain't got a chest. I let it, sir.
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  Speaker 1: You've got the parasite and you only have twenty four
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  Speaker 1: hours for me to get sir. I have to move
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  Speaker 1: on this quickly. Brian, Okay, I'm not gonna tell you.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna shankar. I ain't gonna I gotta It's
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from another another
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: human being. It just develops in one out of every
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: three or four million and people. You actually have it, Brian,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I got it extracted from you. You try to tell
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: me I'm the whine. There's something else that you have
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: that I haven't told you about. There's something else I
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: need to tell you. I got them. I got passed.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I bro, you just got planked. You just got planked
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: by nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Warning Show. Your
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: wife and Nika got me the plant phone call you man.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: You ain't ain't got to say nothing. I mean I
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: know what I just did. You ain't got to say
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: go ahead, go to the next break. You ain't got
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: saying nothing but what I know what, I appreciate it all. Right,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: up next, it is asked the cello with our Chief
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Love Officers, Steve Harvey in the building ready for your
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: love questions. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour
• 20:59
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• 21:05
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  Speaker 1: on Hulu. That's right. Also in trending entertainment news, we'll
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: talk about last night's met Gala, the red carpet, the celebrities,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: their costumes, all of that. It happens every year around
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: this time. Plus Carla and I will tell you about
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: our Seagram's Escapes Mother's Day Happy Hour. It will be
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: hosted by us on Facebook Live. Talk about all of
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: these stories at the top of the hour. But right now,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: what time is it? It is time to ask the clo,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. Nell and Syracuse says, my
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: husband and I are renovating our bathroom and he refuses
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: to get us a hotel room. He goes to the
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: bathroom in the backyard. But I can't do that, especially
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: at night. I want a nice shower and a toilet,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to stay with his mother in
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: her tiny, little dirty house. Uh. Should I use my
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: credit card and get a room? Yes? Yes, yes, yes,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: yes you should, man, Yes you should, and he will
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: deal with it. Marjorie has taught me a very, very
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: valuable lesson that I never knew. Her philosophy is I
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: would rather ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. Permission.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I've had to live with that, and it's actually a
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: better way to live, because after she do it, I
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: just don't even it's done. It's right. What can you do, honey?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Forgive me? I'm sorry? Okay, because let me ask you
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: what what what does it sound like when they say
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: forgive me? Honey? You go, I ain't boy, boy. If
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: you want give us, our trust passes as we forgive
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: those who trustpasses against us. That's the Lard's prayer. It
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: was in steel for moments just like that, because you
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: know you're gonna do something that you need forgiveness for.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: All right, Moving on, to Karen in Saint Louis. Karen says,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I'm a thirty three year old single woman and I
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: met a man that lives with his ex wife. He's
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: thirty six, no children, and he has been divorced one year.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: He said it's his house and he's letting her stay temporarily.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: When I went to visit him, it appeared to be
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: the other way around. Why is he still living with
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: his ex? Is this weird because he ain't got no money?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: He lying because he ain't got no money. Now, if
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: you went went to the house and it appears the
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: other way around, it's because he ain't got no money.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: M he don't have money. I'm just turning flat out.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: He ain't got no money. My defenders stayed with the ex.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: No damn, yeah, man, please, I'll live in my car.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Stay down and get home before I do that, really,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I promise you. I'll be sitting up in a shelter. Yeah.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: And he ain't got no money. And then when you
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: went over that, it appeared like he was living in
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: her house. That's because when they was married, it was
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: her house, just like in most marriages. So what it
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: is supposed to look like. She decorated the house. She
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: ain't going nowhere. He ain't got no money. Yeah, he
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: just lied to Karen so he could get he didn't
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: lie to him. Well, what was it, lie, sarly? Well,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: the line was it's his house and he's letting her
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: stay temporarily. Yeah, it was his house at one point.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Fix it, fix it. So no, he's not lying. And
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: y'all stop trying to make me and lie all the time.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you, I tell I'll tell you. We'll be lying.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I think you've done a pretty good job about yourself, sir.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: All right, Corey and Newark says, I'm a twenty eight
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: year old single woman and I've had a few good
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: dates with a new guy. I went to his house
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: for dinner and he turned on porn. He said he
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: was joking and then switched it to Netflix. Was he
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: testing me to see what kind of woman I am?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Of course, of course there was a test. If you
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: sat there and liked it, it's Jack Pott. Yeah, if
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you protest, I'm joking. I don't go girl avern to
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: watch that. But he showed head and cut it up though,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: didn't he? Yeah? Oh, and he's done this before. That's
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: a move of his. Yeah, because some dude. Man, what
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: you do is when they come over, he had that
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: porn on and hit press plate and if they get
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: into it. Sometimes, man, if they'd be right there, they'd
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: be game for it. You know. Oh man, I'm gonna
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: try that. Yeah, somebody tried and told it to him,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: or that he's done it before in his work, one
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: of the two. But yeah, it was a tossing dinner
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: and porn. Okay, yeah, all right in a movie. Yeah,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: dinner in a movie. All right, Moving on, this is
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: our last one. Steve Patty in the Bay Area says,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I'm fifty two years old, I'm single. I wanted me
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: to handsome, financially stable man with a nice sized package.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: But I don't think those men exist anymore because I
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: run into some runts in the bedroom. Is it criss
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: to ask a man if he's packing what? Yeah? That
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: is because now, and I'm telling you right now, it
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: just seems like that's so hot on your list of things.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: And so now once you ask a man is he packing,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: what you wanted to say, No, I'm not. He could not.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Now let me, I promise you that's gonna be a lie. Well,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: because he ain't who who you know? Excuse me? Are
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: you packing a little bit? Sometimes? You know that's my favorite?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: You know? You know you know, let me ask you something.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: What did you used to? Yeah? I'm trying to figure
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: out how do you open that conversation up? What you know?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I'm you know? You know? Go ahead? Sure to ask
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: me a couple of times. I'm gonna show you different
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: some different responses. Oh hi, how are you nice to
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: meet you? I'm a quick question for you. Okay, um?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Are you? Are you packing now? I ain't going away?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I want No. I don't mean for a trip. I
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: don't mean for a trip. No? What what? Oh am?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I am I packing? Yes, as far as your size go. No,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I've been waiting. I've been I've been waiting on my
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: gun license. I don't carry until I get that gun. No.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I think you're misunderstanding me. But go ahead. What did
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: you say here? You know I'm a very like sexual person,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: so I want to know you know what's happening down there?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: You know what's going on? Oh Am? I packing? Yeah?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Are you packing? Well? That ain't the job. I'm a
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: driver at the meet or packing plan. I don't want
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: to do packing I drive, No drive, baby, I don't
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: think you understand what I'm trying to ask you. Well,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: you want to go out of what what's what's my sign? No,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: not what's your sign? What your size? Are you? Oh?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Look at the time, we gotta go. Maybe next time
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: some entertainment news. Bye, you're listening to show. Well. The
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: met gala was last night, and the theme was gilded
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: glamor and white tie, referencing the lavish era of American
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: fashion in the last decade of the nineteenth century, when
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: industrialization rapidly amplified the country's wealth gap. Well, let's talk
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: about the red carpet, our favorite part, and you're some
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: of your best looks, some of the best looks last night.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Um Cardie b Adam Versaccia Gold Versacci dressed. She looked beautiful, beautiful, Yes,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: rare cards there. Yes, Donna Tella looks so unconcerned. It's like, yes,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I'm here, darlings. Take all the pictures, you knee, because
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I'm Donna's You know who I am, You know me?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: You know me. Kim Kardashian was channeling Marilyn Monroe. She
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: had a um, like a blonde yeah, little yeah, bun
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: in the back. And was it Marilyn Monroe's actual dress
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: she wore when she sang Happy Birthday to President Kennedy. Kennedy,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: it was the look. I don't know if it was
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: the actual dress, but it was the look she had.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: She had that going on. Uh, La La looked beautiful
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: as always. Gabrie, she's so great, She's so beautiful. M
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Gabrielle Union. Dwayne Wade, Uh looked good. They always do.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: This is just stunning couple. Yeah, they look good. I
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: saw Dwayne had his jacket open, chess all out. I
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: didn't know that. I said, why is he coming outside
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: just with his shirt on? Don't shut on? I would
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: have met. I thought it was just a day outside
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: outside and as if he couldn't get any finer. Lenny
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Kravitz had on a black leather and lace outfit. And lace, yes,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: but only only Lenny could do that and look sexy
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: still you know, Yeah, let me let me pull that
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: one up. Loving you might want to wear that on
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: the next Ready to Love reunion. Timmy to think about
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Tommy can rock some leather and lace. Let me see
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: where Laurie Harvey. Oh my god, she's stunning, stunning, stunning
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: as always, you've done black dress, Yeah, six pack, you
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: better do it, Lorie Harvey. You we all got him.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: We just don't let him out. We all got him.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Six back baby hair waping as always, that's her, that's
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: her thing, you know. Auntiana Taylor. She had on a
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: long black lavender gown with this headwear accessory. That was nice.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Huh Yeah. I saw somebody say she worked at Taco Bell.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: What is I you're taking the order? I ain't gonna.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I ain't better do this, Lasan leve y'all. I ain't
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: gonna be a rock though one. I'm looking at it.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I ain't only I'm yeah, why can't you rock? Why
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: can't you Rocke? I just ain't. I ain't got nothing
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: funny that I can't. Yeah, yeah, no, Lenna, that's about
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: himself right there. Yes, Yeah, that Kate is the cake.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I'm gonna keep telling Joe, So go ahead, Lenna,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: you go ahead. No hate though, right, No hate though,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: not for you though, ain't no hate, ain't no. I
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: just I know what I can't wear her Swiss Beats
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: and Alicia Keys were there. I mean, just stunning. It
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: was a nice night, that's all I can say. A
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: beautiful now study you know for the stars. Yes, Halida,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't see Hallie Bars. I've been there. You know,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: you may miss miss the pictures, but I didn't see
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: her there, but I think that she were there. We
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: are we talking about this? Yeah? I think this loser event?
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: What are we discussing this? FLI what is this? This?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: It's a different kind of red carpet right here, Junior?
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Who is your favorite? You know what? I like Lizzo
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Lizo hand flute and everything on the quick carpet like
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: a queer playing, yeah, just playing. Yes, she's so happy
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: right now because she got her new man and everything.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: So she she's happy. Like Maga Stallion. She was there,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: rock you know, speaking of Lizzo htown representing Lizzo Mega Stallion.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: She was there. She was beautiful. Always always love her
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: all right, and um that's the Met Met Gala recap
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: and other entertainment news. Black China lost her one hundred
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: million dollars defamation case against the Kardashians. Um, you know,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Chris Jenner, all of them. Yeah, she loves yeah, yeah
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: she did. Uh. They had a good feeling about the verdict.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Rather than sit in court to hear the jury's decision,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: the family jetted to New York for the met gala. Okay,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: we're gonna roll out black. China's lawyers said they planned
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: to appeal the verdict. The jury determined that the Kardashian
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Jenner family was not responsible for the cancelation of the
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: reality series Robin China. Uh, they won't need to pay
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: China for her loss of inc um and future earnings. Okay,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: so there you go. Uh. And Switching Gears calls you. Yeah,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: she had to do a lot, Yeah she said to
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: recoup Yeah. Um, but maybe you know, something will come
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: of the appeal And Switching Gears, we are back. We're
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: calling all moms, grandma's, auntie's, sisters, pet moms, all the
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: women in your life to join me Shirley Strawberry and
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: of course, my girl, Carla Ferrell Tomorrow Wednesday, May fourth,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: for the fun filled Seagrum's Escapes Happy Hour to discuss
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: all things Mom. Grab your cocktails. Join us live tomorrow
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: on Steve Harvey FM Facebook Live. Okay, four pm Eastern
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: as we talk about what we love about Mother's Day.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: All right, bring your mama, bring you, bring your mama,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: your baby MoMA. We don't care, I kick please do.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Coming up next more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to stew All, right, so
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: listen to this guy. So this is a letter from
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Gwen on Facebook. Gwinn says Mother's Day is Sunday. I've
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: already gotten a gift for my mom, and as usual,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: my brother has done nothing. He always waits until the
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: last minute and then winds up just adding his name
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: to my gift, and I'm sick of it. Yesterday he
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: called me and asked what we were getting her, and
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I told him he was on his own and that
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: he needs to get Mom his own gift. He says,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I'm being ridiculous, and since we are both Mom's kids,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: we should be doing this together. I told him together
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean me doing all the work and you getting
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: credit for it, and he got mad at me. So
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: here's a question. Am I wrong to expect him to
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: put some effort into Mother's Day? Well, I'm from a
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: multiple family, you know, two brothers and two sisters. Everybody
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: got to get Unless we get together and say this
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: is what we're gonna get mama. Everybody responsibul for that.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: You gotta show him and get MoMA something. You gotta
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: hero up. Yeah, man, you got to grow up. Come on, man,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: you got one mother. You can't do nothing for her
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day. Tried your whack ass, Yeah exactly. But he
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: gets mad at his sister for telling him that no,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: and and and she should put the name on her box.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: And man, you should step out and do something for
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: your mother. Once a year. This is once a year.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: This ain't once a week. This is once a year.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: We know he ain't doing nothing the rest of the
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: year if he can't do this. Jeez. Yeah, I'm struggling
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: this year when Margree's get Marjorie my mama, and I
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: still gotta get hustled. Hey, so let's ask mister. Remember
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: he used it in yeah I ain't my mom? Remember that? Well, well,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: let's find out what we're doing this year. Hey hey, hey,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: hr yeahs is it's no half rich patriarch. Okay, tell me,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: So what are you doing something for Mother's Day? Yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I'm doing something her Mother's Day. So I'm taking the
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: whole take the whole family, Mama, Jackie, the kids. But
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Jackie is not my mama though, But I mean I've
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: lost that argument. So yeah, but she is the mother
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: of your children. She is the mother of my tomb.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: But that's that's their mama. They need to really be
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: doing something for they, mama. I'm taking care of my mama.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Tell what I'm doing. I'm taking mamma to care your mama.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: If she's the reason you are a father, hello, if
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: she is the reason, the sole reason you get to
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: walk around as a father, it's happy mother's day to her.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: And why are you looking like that that happy? This
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: ain't happy wife day. This ain't wife date. This is
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: a mother's day. And that's okay. I'll tell you what. No, no, no,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Don't get nothing. And if we
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: gonna see how happy your wife, dad, I don't want
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: more trouble, man, I don't want all. Right, coming up
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: with thirty four minutes after the hour, we're gonna check
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Steve's voicemail. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. It is time now to check Steve's voicemail.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: If you have something on your mind and you want
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: to talk to Steve. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: is the number you can leave a message. Are you ready, Steve? Ready?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: All right? Here we go. This caller her name is Janet,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: and she left a comment about Ready to Love. Hi,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: good morning, mister Harvey. My name is Janet, and I'm
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: calling a reference to the Ready to Love show where
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: the senior lady called in and played a comment. I
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: would like to come in on that as well. It
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: would be nice if Tommy did have in your show
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: for Ready to Love, because there are some seniors out
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: here that are ready to love, and I'm one of them.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: So let me know what you all are thinking about.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Just thank you? All right, Well, here is ladies and gentlemen,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: the star of Ready to Love, Nephew Timing with all
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: your answers and love problems and love solutions. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Nephew tim Everybody needs love, Singers need love to But
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: this is y'all got a single citizens. Everybody needs love.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: So you know, is there a possibility for a show
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: like that? You know what? Let me ask my uh
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: future executive producer here, who's with me? Now? We just
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: actually verbally signed the contract yesterday. What do you think
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: certain you think we can actually create the show for
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: seniors that want to happen. Uh some dating life? What
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: you think? No watching that? Anybody watching that? What singers
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: need love too? Why? Why wouldn't we do need love?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: But we tried. We gotta get these ratings up. We're
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: gonna watching two old people help holding each other up
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: in the sand and all this hill and then he
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: can only go to the sand because his wheelchair don't
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: go no further anybody, And ain't nobody for to watch
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: all that? Now we gotta stop taping because you gotta
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: take your meds and no two singers. Man, we're trying
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: to be sexy. We're in the bedroom all in peels
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: and stuff. On the nice hand, anybody feeling to do that?
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: You got a glass over there where your teeth go,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: and everybody feel to do this? Man, because because we're
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: gonna be seeing all this stuff. You got being paying
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: next to the bed and all this hill, got the
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: little toilet with the handles on it next to the bed.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: We can't be in here filming all this stuff. Man.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: It just ain't a good walk in shower with the
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: dough on it. Yeah, y'all trying to be sexy, y'all
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: sitting across from each other talking everybody man and everybody
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: that you know, y'all walking, somebody dragging a tank. Yeah,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: you know what's going on. Well it's gonna be going on.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, let's let's move to South. We're doing
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: ready for We're doing ready for love, not not. We
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: need to hear help love. Let's talk to Danielle from
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: South Carolina. A morning to see you, Tay morning crew,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: just staying yell from talking to South Carolina. I'm calling
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: about caring. Yeah, the head from the other day, I mean,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: and she was a woman enough to be heard. I
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: just wanted to let her know she didn't ruin anybody's
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: day with that negative energy she tried to send through
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: the radio. Let's see, if I don't know if you
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: realize it or not, so, how much you impact people's
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: lives with your inspiration and motivational words. I saw an
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: event you and Joe Wilsten just together. It just so
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: happened to pop up on my phone at a time
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: when I was really living. And besides that, I got
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: my name with your heel. My message for Karen, it's
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: to go for all in a hole with your pack
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: and lucky strikes. Hey don't talk to do because he
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: would love to hear from you. Or you can call
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: back and leave your address so I can see you
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: my copy. I think like a lady for your old
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: lass can get those bob with knocked out of your ass. Yeah,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: because that's probably what you need. See you keep what
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: you're doing. I love y'all. Thank you, Danielle, Danielle, thank
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: you so much. I love you, Danielle. Strikes. You're gonna
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: recommend them lucky strikes and get them cab ways out.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you. She didn't affect me. I didn't care about that.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: You ain't funny. Don't nobody to watch you, lad. That's
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: from the caller last week. Yeah, I'm talking about man.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: You ain't funny. You need to stop. You need to
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: get out, lady, find something else to do. Because I
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: hate to tell you this, but we back on the
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: radio Auggain this week. I'll be damn all right. Call
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: see tod eight seven seven twenty nine Steve if you
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: want to leave a message. Coming up next, the Nephew
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: is here with Today's Frank phone Call. Right after this,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: it's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I just can't do this. We'll get into that, find
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: out what that's all about. Right after the nephew does
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: the prank phone call and he's here just for that nephew.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: What you got? Well, surely you know we've all seen it.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: We lose a loved one, We go to the funeral,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: and then it's time for people to make their remarks.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Remarks are normally what we want to keep you. Can
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: you keep your remarks at three minutes? Can you keep
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: it at three minutes? Of course, every black funeral across
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: this country. Somebody don't know what three minutes really is.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Three minutes, it's three minutes. Okay, This right here is
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: three minute remarks, three minute remark, if you would, Yes,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your brother Keith. Please, Yeah, this
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: is Keith, Keith. How are you doing? This is Lawrence
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: over at your funeral home? Okay. We are the ones
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: that have the uh doing the funeral for sister Dolores,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: and that is uh, your honor, my understanding, right yeah, okay,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: And as you know, the funeral is uh this coming Thursday. Yes,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I'll be that Thursday. I'm giving you a call because
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: it's been brought to my attention, uh that you were
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: going to be giving remarks for the funeral. Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely? Okay.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I wanted to call you because we're getting ready to
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: print the programs for the funeral and let you know
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: that they have taken you off for the remarks because
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: they say that you're not going to be What do
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: you mean taking me off? Well, what I'm saying is
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: they say that you're you're not going to abide by
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: the two three minute rule that they have for remarks,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: and they wanted they've they've taken you off. And uh
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: uh who? Who? Who is they? Who? Who come out?
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Come off? Who? Who? What's your name is? Launch? I'm Launched,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I'm the actual funeral director lords and who who told
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: you to take me off? One of the one of
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: the family members I'm assuming is who who made the adjustment?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: And an adjustment that ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the whole program? Who else is on the list? I
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: mean there's quite a few family members doing different things,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: uh throughout the funeral. Okay, So how did you get
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: to my name? Is what? I'm trying to figure out
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: that they said that. Let listen to me. Listen, listen
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: to me. Listen to me, brother, keep listen. Tell me
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: what they said. It is that you weren't going to
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: abide by the time. You weren't going to do your
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: remarks in three minutes or less. Listen, listen, listen, listen.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Monty raised me. He put me through college. And you
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: think I'm been, I've been a goes there in her
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: funeral and be under two minutes. Well, and listen, listen, brother,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: keep brother, keep listen to me. Normally, when we have
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: these funerals, people who give remarks, we have them three
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: minutes or less. Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll tell
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: you what, mister Lord. Don't list the list. We have
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: a sealer. Yes, there's a ceiler that's singing your name
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: off the list. Take her off the list and put
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: me where she supposed to be with my turn and
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: her time is Bobby Joy too? Bobby, Yes, Bobby Junior
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: is given remark. That's that's that's Delors's that's mister Delores's son, right, Yes,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: a son, the one that's been locked up. He just
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: got out of tail. The truth be told he the
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: one Dawn then put her in the cof. You needn't
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: take him off the list too. Give me all that time,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: because I mean, if inglen take nothing that Keith, let
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: me let me, let me just say this to you.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I cannot take Sheila or Bobby Junior off. I can't
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: make any alterations to this program unless they say that, Actually, sir,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: you already you already taking you already taking people name off.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: You're taking my name off. But but they they orchestrated
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: this though, who is they? Who is day? They for
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: having my problems? They try to take me off my
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: hockey program? Who is date? Sir? I'm not gonna get
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: into a family matter. But until they say that you
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: can't family matter, sure, I'm not gonna. I don't want to.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I don't want to have this turn out to be
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: bad and we want to have a great home going
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: for sister Deloyer. Okay, damn right. And if I don't
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: get to say nothing, I guaranteese, I guarantee you it's
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: gonna be a truthful one in there. Somebody else gonna
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: get things and the call for tooth. I guarantees that
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: if I don't get to say nothing, that my monkey funeral.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Monethy didn't pay for the college. I didn't put six
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: thousand in the funeral. I bet you, I tell you this.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you this, mister Lord. I bet you whether
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I don't want the program I'm not. I'll bet you
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I say it with the I want to. I'll bet
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: you that much. You tell Bay that I didn't. I
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: didn't put me through college. I put money on the funeral.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I called around a few ain't putting no money on
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: the Frindal tell them they can't be on the program. Man,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: keep they when they decide who who Who's own it?
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: If they changed the format, then I will call you back.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Who who the is thegue? That's what I'm trying to get.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Get you understand who is they? Can? I can? I
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: tell you something and I don't want you to get
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: to I rate Okay, ahead, go ahead, go ahead, man.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I just want to say this, Keith with This is
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Mornin Show. You just
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: got breaked, dude, You have gotten breaked by your cousin
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Bobby Junior. You boom, I'm Bobby Junior up. I'm kicking Bobby.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I know that is all, I ain't got time to
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: be playing man taking me on damn program. I'm Bobby,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Bobby said, y'all grew up black brothers man, and you was.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: You was basically another son of mister Lord's. That's right, Yes,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: yes I was. Man. Oh hey, let me ask you
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: this man, what is the baddest and I mean the
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Mark you hit me? I mean that everybody listening when
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: y'all go to these funerals, I mean it. Three minute remark.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: They ought to cut it to two. They really should
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: some time to talk. Three three is a long time,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: and it's a long time for people who ain't used
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: to talking in front of nobody. Now, they just running
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: off that point, that part that you three minutes is
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: a long time. Get it out two minutes. Say what
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: you need to say. The person that's gone can't hear
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: you not Wait if you're saying something about yourself, yeah,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: cut that part out. Yeah. I don't you know, I
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: don't like people telling stories at funerals and don't know
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: how to tell stories. I can't stand I was at
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: my boys funeral. Hey man, this dude w ain't came
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: up with my boys funeral. He had his whole speech
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: on his laptop and stood there and read it off
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: his laptop. I can't make this up. He read everything
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: he said about my friend off a laptop. It was
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: the most disconnected. That's not genuine job. It wasn't dog.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: You didn't even know how. But you know when at
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: the funeral when they say it all started, you know
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: when we was kids, you just put your head. The
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: worst one. It started with the year. It was ninety
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: year of us. Wasn't here they tim me when you
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: at Wand's funeral. I didn't make Wanes fun I didn't. Man.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: This dude went up and his whole speech was what
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: am I gonna do now? He had a theme, Who's
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: gonna call me in the mornings? What a mine gonna do? Now?
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: When I need that extra lab that I used to
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: get from him? What am I gonna do? Nothing? Man,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: if you don't get your ass out of him, you
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: we don't give a damn watchmen up in hill what
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: they don't do? Yes? All right, coming up next Strawberry
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: letters subject I just can't do this. We'll get into
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: that right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 53:26
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• 53:31
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• 53:50
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• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I just can't do this, Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: dating a man for four years, and I asked him
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: to marry me recently because time is of the essence
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: and I want to have a baby. When we met,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: he told me that I would be his wife. I
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: took it to heart, and I overlooked a lot of
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: stuff to make our relationship work. I usually wouldn't date
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: and overwake man, and I definitely wouldn't date a man
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: with halitosis. I invested in him, and I cooked for him,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: worked out with him, and helped him pay for his
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: dental work, even after he gained most of his weight back.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: I was patient with him. I won't say I'm perfect,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: but I'm too good for him. If I were him,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: i'd jump at the chance to marry me. I can cook,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: keep a clean house, and be adventurous in the bedroom. Well,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: he didn't get to experience the bedroom part until a
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: year after we met, after he lost the weight. He
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: has even told me I'm perfect, So I don't see
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: how one little mistake, one little mistake on my part,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: can make him not want to marry me. So here's
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: the backstory. I messed around with a coworker three times
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: and it was the best sex I ever had, so
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I decided to share it with one of my best girlfriends.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: We all had a threesome, and then she went and
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: told my boyfriend. He gave me an ultimatum to stop
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: messing around or I'd lose him. I had invested too
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: much to let him go, so I stopped messing around
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: and I cut all ties with my hating friend. My
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: man and I were working things out, and I decided
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: to ask him to marry me, to convince him that
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I'm all in to this relationship. He told me, I
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: just can't do this. How can he say that to me?
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: He can't do it? But I've been holding on and
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: hoping for a husband for four years. I'm not investing
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: this kind of time and to anyone else, so this
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: has to work. How do I convince this man to
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: be my husband? What are you talking about, lady? This
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: man is not going to marry you now. He's not
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: gonna do it, and you have to let this go.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, too much has happened, he said out of
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: his mouth. He can't do it. You said you were
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: too good for him. So where are we now? What
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: are you doing? Are you settling just because time is
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: of the essence and you want a baby? Or is
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: it because you helped him with his weight and with
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: his halitosis and all of that and and marriage? Is
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: that return on your investment you think? I don't think
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: you're really ready to marry this man anyway. If you were,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't have messed around with your coworker for no
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: reason at all. I mean, you throw it out there
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: so casually. So here's the backstory. I messed around, okay, really,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: and then you added your girlfriend into it so you
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: guys could have a threesome. What was the point of that?
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: How do you expect your man to recover from that?
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: If he was considering marrying you. It is over now
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: because of that, he does don't want to marry you.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Now it's over. That's what you gotta get in your head.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: It's over, Steve. Damn. I wasn't ready for this letter
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: right to turn, didn't it? Yeah? It was a nice
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: little letter. I could was feeling fun. Then all of
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: a sudden, I don't like a no more, you know,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: just a lady. I don't know what you want me
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: and Shirley to do. I've been dating a man for
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: four years. Now let me show you how I was
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: reading the letter. So you can understand you recently asked
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: a man to marry you, because time is of the
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: essence right now. He told you when you met that
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: you could be his wife, and you took it to heart,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: and you started overlooking a lot of stuff just to
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: make our relationship with first thing you did. I usually
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: wouldn't date and overweight man. So now fat boy had
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: opened up the whole conversation with oh, I love you,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: you will be my wife. He got to come out
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: the gate with both barrels blazing. He got to come
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: out the gate. I want to marry you. I want
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: a family, I want kids. I take care of you.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Ain't got to want for nothing. I love you, you
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: mind forever? Is that okady? So he knew he had
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: to come out with it because it's ass is fat. Now,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: next problem, definitely wouldn't data man with HOLOTOSI see, holotosis
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: is different than bad brother. See if you got bad breath,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: that's just a day. When somebody says you have holotosis,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: they are signing a medical term to what is an
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: ongoing occurrence. That means every time you open your damn mouth,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: here comes something out of it. Now I know for
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: a fact this is something he eaten and a combination.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: I know for a fact that's whether helotosis came from. Yeah,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: that's fun. Then I invested in him and cooked for him,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: worked out with him, and helped him pay for his
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: dental work. Now is deeper. Now we got holes and cavitism.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Stuff is hiding in the cavitism down there, turning into
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: something else. So he opening off his mouth and sound
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: like a waste management area. So he opened up his mouth.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: You don't know what's coming out, but it's deadly though.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: It is deadly, and he fat. So now he wheezing.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I say that people that breathe like that. You ever
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: heard somebody breathe like that? Yeah? Yeah, one more time,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: one more time, you'd be saying you sleep like dogs,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: you sleep, But he'd be wide awake, be reading texts.
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  Speaker 1: All right, just stopped up? What is? What is wrong? Dog?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Is you done? Didn't hold on? We'll be back with
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  Speaker 1: part two of Steve's response and his breathing at twenty
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  Speaker 1: three minutes after be our Today's Strawberry Letters, subject, I
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  Speaker 1: just can't do this. All right, we'll get back into
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  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening. Are you still breathing? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Let's recap Steve the Strawberry Letter for today's subject, I
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  Speaker 1: just can't do this. Okay. Lady dating this fat boy
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  Speaker 1: for four years and she don't know him to date
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: fat me in, but he came out to gate and
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: said he wanted to marry her. That was intriguing and
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  Speaker 1: she wants to hold him to it. But he got holotosa.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: She say. Holotosa's is a level up from bad breath,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: bad breathing. You just got caught out that one day.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: You know what happens to us all I guess, But
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: if you have, if they've assigned a medical condition to it.
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  Speaker 1: It starts saying, you have halotosa. That means every time
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: d see you, you open your mouth, garbage, hot garbage
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  Speaker 1: come out your damn mouth. Okay, so now we went
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  Speaker 1: over that. Now she helped him pay his bills, She
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  Speaker 1: cooked for him, worked out with him, and helped him
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  Speaker 1: pay for his dental work. Now he got to get
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: worked on teeth, moved around, shifting on him and all
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  Speaker 1: this hell. Now, even after he gained most of his
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  Speaker 1: weight back, she fatboy was not committed to this program.
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  Speaker 1: You took him down too fast, she said, even after
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: he gave most of his weight back. I was patient
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  Speaker 1: with it. I wouldn't say I'm perfect, because you know
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: she got some flaws too, right, But I'm too good
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  Speaker 1: for him. If I were him, I jump at the
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  Speaker 1: chance to marry me. I can cook, so you know,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: see she a little thick. I can cook, keep a
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  Speaker 1: clean house, and be adventurous in the bed. Well, he
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: didn't get the experience that bedroom part till after year
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: after we met. But even when he did, see you
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  Speaker 1: said something else and that you adventurous in the bedroom.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Now he fat, fat people ain't that adventurous, you know?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: All this, all this, you adn't hit all this. You
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: an't here with all this here. I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 1: get over here and get this get done. You know
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: all this, all this work I'm doing right here. You
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  Speaker 1: see me sweating. I want to stand up to day.
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  Speaker 1: That's as adventurous as I need to get Why you
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: want to stand up because I'm tired of climbing back
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: out that bed. It's a lot of stuff. So now
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: you aren't here doing monkey flips, and he ain't with
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: none of this. Now you're thinking everything is on her side,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: and then he has even told you that you perfect.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't see how one little mistake on my
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: part can make him not want to marry me. Oh
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: he would go. So here's the backstory. She messed around
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: with a coworker three times. If the best sect she
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: ever had? Why he was in shape. So it was
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: so good that you shared it with one of your
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: best girlfriend, She said, girl, what now y'all over there
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: having a threesol. Then she went and told your boyfriend,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: fat boy, he gave you an ultimatum to stop messing
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: around or I lose him. I had invested too much
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: to let him go, so I stopped messing around. I
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: cut all ties with my hating friend. My man and
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: I was working things out, and I decided to ask
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: him to marry me, to convince him that I'm all
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: into this relationship. He told me, I just, I just,
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  Speaker 1: I just I just can't do this one more time,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: one more time. I listen, I just, I just, I
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: just can't do this here you all these people. Now,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: you should have been saying, how can he say that
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: to me? He can't do it. I've been holding on
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: and hoping for a husband for four years. I'm not
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: investing this type of time into anybody else. So this
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: has to work. How do I convince this man to
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: be my husband? You're not, You're not, You're not. It's
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: over with a couple of things. First of all, you
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: do threesomes. You do threesomes. Now that's hard on the
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: fat man because now he gotta watch everybody here. He
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: don't know if you're looking at him or her. Now
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: he just he on point. He can't even eat his dinner.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Hook what he looking at? Well? Who's she listening at?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Who's looking over here? He looking over here? Why is
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: they're looking over here? Why is only people looking at
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: you know him. Have you ever met her too? You
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: know her too? Have you seen him before? Wherever was
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: y'all that together? Y'all probably had another threesomes. He can't
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: even meet his food. He probably losing weight right now
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: because he at the restaurant looking at everybody watching you,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out which one you want, because once
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: you do threesomes, you wants everybody. See's one thing for
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: a man had to watch out for another man. But
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: when you got to watch out for the men and
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: the women, the waiters, the matre d the owner of
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: the club, the uber driver, it's just two damn much.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: The people in that passing our mints in the bathroom,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: the shoe shine man, the valet. Who you want? They
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: all in him? Your ex, my ex, they exs, what
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: do you want? The pass to the pass and wife
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: wasn't We're in there for you all. In the tenor section,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: soprano section, you see me without tones, bad tones? What's
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: going on in him? It's too much, it's too much.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: It's over now, he said, I just can't do this.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, Judge Lynn Tolder told me the best
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: advice I've ever heard on my show. One day she said,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: don't let him man have to tell you twice he
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: don't want you. I've told y'all this, Don't let him
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: man have to tell you twice he don't want you.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: He watching too much, So let his fat ass, bad
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: breath having lad go head on. He ain't gonna get
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: nobody else here that breathing or queezing and stuff. And
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: the whole time time he was telling you, baby, I'm sorry,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: I was seeing this other man. Who who was he? Who?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Who was he doing that? I can't do? What? What
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: was she in that doing? Folk? Too? Was she? All? Right? Listen?
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  Speaker 1: morning show. It is time now for Junior in sports talk. Hey, Junior,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: what you got? Okay, Shirley Well in the NFL, we
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: gotta say congratulations to Tyrone Matthew three years, thirty three million,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: eighteen million guaranteed to play with the Saints. Uh. That
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: is that is that's that's great for him. Once again,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: another reason why I don't want to be a Texans fan.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: We don't want to go get nobody. He just been
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: sitting out there, unsigned free agent, like we don't need
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: to help. Okay, congratulations turn around Matthew like a little
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: hate though. Yeah it is team Man Junior. What's that?
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  Speaker 1: I want to thank you with Sean Watson though, thank
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: you once again helping everybody become better at the quarterback
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: position except us, Tommy, do you even know who our
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: quarterback is? Uh? That's why we're dogging our with team.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: We ain't got war with whole time. Mr Wins In
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: the NBA, let's move on, he don't. Don't you know,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: I try to fade out on your own little report.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: I got a new football team. I'm in the USA
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: USFL right now. Okay, let's go Gamblers because they at
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: least they winning at least Houston Gamblers, or you ain't
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: gonna be in that league long. They've done hit the
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: phote twice. Here we go in the NBA, Man the
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: seventy six has had a rough of the heat. Man
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: took the game one o six to ninety two. No, No,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Joel EMBI. He was out with a concussion in the
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: orbital fracture. Probably won't make it back to the game
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: three or four. Tyler Hero off the bench with twenty
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: five points for the heat. Tobias Harris led all scores
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: with twenty seven. But let there's no James Harden Man.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: You know Harden, How do you think he played? Did
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: you see the game? I didn't see the game. Man.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Did they lose? Yeah? They lost? Man hard and hold
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: the ball too long, Julian. He hold the ball too long.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: He holds the ball way too long. By the time
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: he passed the ball, it's time to shoot the ball.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: You hold the ball too long. Roll y'all had him
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: in Houston. Yeah, that's what he was doing, holding the
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: damn ball. Holding holding the ball. Man, all right? He
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: the series won nothing today, over to one game, Sons, Man,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: over the Maths. Come on, Sons one, twenty one to
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: one fourteen. Now, Luca, though, luka donnas, that boy put
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: the put down forty five. Okay, Now he's a serious problem.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Even though they lost the game. Still a problem. But
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: the Suns man Devin Booker came back on game twenty three.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Chris Paul had nineteen and DeAndre Aiden twenty five. Souh
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: this series here, I'm looking looking forward. Hat is gonna
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: try to own suns is up. But tonight he got
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: to sweep on this one. Yeah, it's proves out tonight.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: We got the Bucks and Celtics Bucks League one zero
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: and the Warriors and Grizzly one zero Warriors. So that's
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: our sports for today. All right, thank you Junior. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. We have a
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  Speaker 1: with this vote of suppression. They are about the business
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  Speaker 1: of suppressing the vote. They are doing everything. It is
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: their mission. They still trying to spread this line about
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: the election was stolen. This is the lioness hypocritical country
• 1:12:06
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  Speaker 1: blue for the first time, with or with us off
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• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Stacy Abrams can be our next governor because we helped
• 1:12:31
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  Speaker 1: back in the Senate and we are going to get
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: us a governor because Purdue and Kemp is out there
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: killing each other. But I don't care which one of
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  Speaker 1: them come out of the top on this Republican primary,
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  Speaker 1: Kemp or Purdue. They are going to jump behind whoever
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• 1:13:01
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  Speaker 1: up against it. See, they'll do anything. They'll go get
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• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: they're black, and Jesse confused the black vote. They'll go
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  Speaker 1: to confuse you because they try to do it to
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  Speaker 1: us in Michigan, and we got hip to that. We're
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: not doing that. You're not doing that to us in Georgia.
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  Speaker 1: We know who Herschel Walker is, we know his platform,
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  Speaker 1: we know what he stands for. He is a conservative Republican.
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  Speaker 1: He don't even like hisself, stands for all the white Samericans.
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  Speaker 1: What how I do? That's why you're not gonna do it, Herschel, Herschel,
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  Speaker 1: who do you stand for? What I stands for all
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  Speaker 1: white s America. That's what I do. Y'all votes and
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  Speaker 1: for me? If yeah, Herschel, you're not talking ignorant enough.
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  Speaker 1: Come on now, that's what we told you to do.
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  Speaker 1: Now once again, Herschel gets our scorn, gets all of
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  Speaker 1: them to come over. He is and votes with us
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  Speaker 1: at a boy, Herschel, make sure if you're not registered,
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• 1:15:42
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• 1:15:47
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• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: appeasing us with that. Let's just let's give us a
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• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: be off. Yeah, yeah, you're still mad at your gift, Steve. Yeah,
• 1:16:00
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• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: I'm sittingup with that politician. Yeah, I'm gonna sit up
• 1:16:49
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• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: something in. He gonna hear, he's gonna hear from me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just sitting there listening to some heavy metal. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Please dinner, you're gonna go in, man, I'll be up
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• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: meat with the knife from Fort Carlo. Crazy. Somebody sent
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  Speaker 1: a message to me this year that John Hannedy said
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  Speaker 1: so you love would you rather? Would you do? I'll
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  Speaker 1: see with him? For I sitting there that ten hour concert?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: What about you, neph and Junior, I'm gonna do the
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  Speaker 1: Politician too? Music for ten hours and I don't like,
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  Speaker 1: don't know a song in the concert speakers loud, losing
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  Speaker 1: my hearing for one heavy metal people through the crowd.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do it? All right? All right? Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather be an unimportant character in the last movie you saw?
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  Speaker 1: Unimportant character in the last movie you saw, or an
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  Speaker 1: unimportant character in the last book you read? It's all unimportant? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? You rather which one book? Unimportant cat
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  Speaker 1: in a book? What the last book you read? Named it? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I mean well I read, I read Motivational Book. I
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  Speaker 1: read The Power Getting Normal Vincer Pel. I read The
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  Speaker 1: Magical Thinking Big by David Shout. You know what about you, Junior?
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  Speaker 1: I see a look on your face. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh? Probably movie? Uh huh, because dragging Rice in
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  Speaker 1: the movie. Read what the last book? What's the last
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  Speaker 1: book you read? Jar? Oh? The Magical Thin could be
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  Speaker 1: last book you read, Tommy, watch yourself Shakespeam reading some
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  Speaker 1: scriptures in the Bible, the Bible. I'm all right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta look at that like I ain't got one.
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  Speaker 1: Who do you think you able Tennessee, Tennessee in the Bible? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: That's our rounded would you rather for today? Coming up
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  Speaker 1: at forty nine minutes after the hour, our last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day and some closing remarks from the one
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  Speaker 1: and only, our fearless leader, Steve Harvey. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening Morning show. All right, guys, here we are
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  Speaker 1: our last break of the day. Boy, this day went
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  Speaker 1: by fast. This is Tuesday. Yeah, and um yeah, here
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  Speaker 1: we are last break, all right, Steve. Earlier we had
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  Speaker 1: some voicemails and we didn't get to this very last one.
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  Speaker 1: It's from a caller named Robert. Let's take a listen day.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Robert. I'm a sixty having year old
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  Speaker 1: black man who loves your show. However, as a Christian man,
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  Speaker 1: I wish you would just stop trying to make the
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  Speaker 1: Christians cuss with the joke of the day. You have
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  Speaker 1: such a good chance of being a good life for God.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm thinking I hope from pray that you really
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  Speaker 1: will start to use that in a more productive way
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  Speaker 1: than making them fall down. Thank you, have a wonderful day, Hey, Robert.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you
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  Speaker 1: a question, Robert, who who made you the head disciple
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  Speaker 1: of the Christian Black Men. I appreciate what you're saying, Robert,
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  Speaker 1: but you sixty seven, and I ain't trying to make
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  Speaker 1: nobody do nothing. This how, this is how I am.
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  Speaker 1: This is my walk. See see, Robert, my walk different
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  Speaker 1: from your walk because where he saved me from it
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  Speaker 1: may be different from where he saved you from. See.
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  Speaker 1: I was way out there, Robert. I'm telling me, I
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  Speaker 1: was way out there. See you might not have been
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  Speaker 1: out as far to see as I was. You might
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  Speaker 1: have been a little closer to showing got saved. So
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  Speaker 1: see what I'm doing now, it's real good compared to
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  Speaker 1: what I used to do. Amen. And I don't really know, Robert,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm trying to really just cut out cussing all together.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't know that I am, because I tried
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  Speaker 1: it a couple of times before and fail miserably. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even know how you're living
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  Speaker 1: without it. Myself, and I'm not trying to get you
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  Speaker 1: to use it, Robert, but you sixty seven, you'd love
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  Speaker 1: the showing you a Christian man and all this you
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  Speaker 1: and I appreciate you, Robert being a good Christian man.
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  Speaker 1: But we need people like you, Robert. You know that's
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  Speaker 1: living a little bit closer to the line. But you know, Robert,
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  Speaker 1: what about them days? Let me ask you a question, Robert,
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  Speaker 1: what about them days when you ain't on the line?
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  Speaker 1: You know, because then de meres some days when you
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  Speaker 1: ain't on the line. See the days? Yeah, see the
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  Speaker 1: days I ain't on the line. I got a microphone
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  Speaker 1: attached to the day I ain't on the line. But
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  Speaker 1: what about them days, Robert, when you ain't on the line?
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  Speaker 1: You know you're old or something like that. You know
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  Speaker 1: you want one of them young girls at the church.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're looking at them rubbing your thired time
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  Speaker 1: she walked back. You know what I'm saying, Robert, Oh
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  Speaker 1: you don't do that? Oh well what do you do? Then? Robert?
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a couple of questions. You know,
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  Speaker 1: have you ever ever cheated? Robert? Have you ever ever
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  Speaker 1: had sex outside of wedlock? Have you have you ever
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  Speaker 1: ever lied, Robert, you ever stole anything? Robert, I'm six
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  Speaker 1: and seven year old black man. I'm just talking about
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  Speaker 1: so this whole time, you've been safe, sanctified, holy ghost
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  Speaker 1: Field five baptize. Yeah, do you or do you remember
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  Speaker 1: when you wasn't quite who you were? So let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something else about me, Robert. I'm a better
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  Speaker 1: father than I used to be. I'm a better husband
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  Speaker 1: than I used to be. But I grew into this, Robert,
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  Speaker 1: just took me a little bit of time to get here. Now.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that I still cuss, try not to let
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  Speaker 1: that bother you, Robert, because it's really really one of
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  Speaker 1: the things that I absolutely enjoy doing. It is like
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  Speaker 1: it is the yeah, yeah you enjoy Yeah, Sureley, you
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  Speaker 1: know it's like okay, like she sureley asked me a question.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you an example. Just ask me any question,
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  Speaker 1: don't all right, Steve? How are you today? Now? I
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  Speaker 1: watch this? This is without it? I'm all right? See
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  Speaker 1: how they ain't ye? Now ask me again? Now? Asked
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  Speaker 1: me again, Steve? How you doing today? Man? I'm fine?
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  Speaker 1: It's hell. See how all of a sudden see how
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  Speaker 1: that you know? Ask me something? El Shelley, what are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna have for breakfast today? I ain't really I
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  Speaker 1: ain't really decided. Now asked me again. Oh Steven, you're hungry?
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  Speaker 1: What do you want for breakfast? Man? To hell? If
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  Speaker 1: I know see how to see? How that much better? Radio? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Hated a clear picture? Yeah when I gave some blanketed
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  Speaker 1: blank when I give me some blanketed blank sausage. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I'm being this blanketed blank cloud. See Robert of the mind.
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  Speaker 1: It's just you know, we had to create stuff. You
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  Speaker 1: know that I'm not coming down now. Okay, okay, you
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  Speaker 1: know nobody believed you. Yea yeah, okay, second version, ready
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  Speaker 1: for this one right here. I'm not coming down now.
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  Speaker 1: That right there sends the message that see that first one,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not coming down that you have hope that maybe
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  Speaker 1: he had change his mind to show up. But that
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  Speaker 1: second one, I'm not coming duh down now. So look, man, Robert,
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  Speaker 1: I love you, man, appreciate you calling him man. Don't
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  Speaker 1: let that bother you though, dog really man, don't let
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  Speaker 1: the ball for real man, because look man, we all
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  Speaker 1: got different walks. You know. I serve him and love
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  Speaker 1: him just like you do. I just worked as well
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  Speaker 1: as Kim taught me. I just worked cross the street.
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  Speaker 1: See you worn't at the church. I'm cross the street
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  Speaker 1: sending them waiting on the light to turn red so
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  Speaker 1: they can go over there. That's my job. I'm okay
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  Speaker 1: with that. Yeah, So thank you, Thank you, Robert appreciate
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