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Steve's Legacy, MTH, Comedy Roulette, One Gots To Go and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things and its tobing me true good Steve
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  Speaker 1: to mother for I don't join join me? You turn
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  Speaker 1: I show? Will I coome morning? Everybody you are listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, come on dig me now, one and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man o man o,
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  Speaker 1: man Hey, you know to date, I just want to
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  Speaker 1: say something, UM that I don't think I've ever shared
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  Speaker 1: this way before. UM. The title is very simple, and
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  Speaker 1: that is it's been worth it to me? You know.
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  Speaker 1: I just I just kept thinking that this morning, that
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  Speaker 1: it's all been worth it to me. And what I
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  Speaker 1: mean by that is this relationship that I have with
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  Speaker 1: my heavenly father, it's been worth it to me. I
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  Speaker 1: can't even tell you the value that it has had
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  Speaker 1: in my life. I can't tell you how it's helped
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  Speaker 1: me to understand not only my purpose, but to better
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  Speaker 1: understand my past. That's that's that's critical, man, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: grateful for that, because so many people can't get beyond
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  Speaker 1: their past and event a set of circumstances, some calamity
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  Speaker 1: that been sets them. Maybe it's been grief something, but
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  Speaker 1: it ties so many people up. It's been so worth
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  Speaker 1: it to me it, man, it's it's been worth having
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  Speaker 1: someone to go to when no one else was there.
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  Speaker 1: Do you do you understand what I'm saying. It has
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  Speaker 1: It has given me a place to go when no
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  Speaker 1: one else has been there. Oh, hey man, we're pulling
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  Speaker 1: for you. Hey man, hanging there, Hey man, keep your
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  Speaker 1: head up, all of that. But I gotta tell you, man,
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  Speaker 1: you get yourself in some circumstances and situations in this
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  Speaker 1: thing called life when no one can help you but God,
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  Speaker 1: When the only person that could possibly understand or know
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  Speaker 1: what you're feeling is God. The only person that I'll
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  Speaker 1: sit there with you through it all and understand everything
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  Speaker 1: about it has been God. It's been worth it to me, man,
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  Speaker 1: It's it's been worth it to me. It's been the
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  Speaker 1: biggest improvement in my life. I mean, man, as I
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  Speaker 1: look back over my life and forming a strong bond
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  Speaker 1: with God has been the most beneficial thing to me.
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  Speaker 1: You know these things you read in your in your
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  Speaker 1: your in writings in the Bible or or whatever you're reading.
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  Speaker 1: You know when you when you read scriptures and things
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  Speaker 1: of that nature. It it's it's been around a long time.
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  Speaker 1: It holds so much truth to it. I mean, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, how could this have been written so long
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  Speaker 1: ago and still pertain directly to today? I mean that
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  Speaker 1: that's amazing. That is amazing to me that. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that has to be God at work to have written
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  Speaker 1: something so complete, so dead on point that if you
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  Speaker 1: read it today it means exactly what pertains to today.
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  Speaker 1: That's amazing, man. That's why, my my spiritual walker, it's
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  Speaker 1: just worth it to me. And I keep saying it's
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  Speaker 1: worth it, because if you're sitting out there and you're
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  Speaker 1: tripping like I was tripping, deciding, now let me do it.
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  Speaker 1: I got a few more things I want to do,
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  Speaker 1: a couple more girls I want to hill at, couple
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  Speaker 1: more things I want to get into. I got a
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  Speaker 1: couple more deals I want to do. I got a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more dirt. I want to roll up on
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  Speaker 1: me a little bit. First for I, man, I wish
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  Speaker 1: I had known. I really wish I had understood exactly
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  Speaker 1: what forming a relationship with God would do for me.
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  Speaker 1: It's been worth every person who out there who hate
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  Speaker 1: on me, that don't even know me, it's because I
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  Speaker 1: have a relationship with Him that I'm fine with that,
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  Speaker 1: or I don't care for it. But it ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: stop me though, because I know for a fact that
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  Speaker 1: haters make you greater. I know for a fact that
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  Speaker 1: haters validate your mere existence. I know for a fact
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  Speaker 1: that half of them is out of envy and jealousy
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  Speaker 1: because of something you're doing that they wish they could
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  Speaker 1: do or they won't credit for, so they just now
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  Speaker 1: anything all that bam, and now you just all over
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  Speaker 1: the place with people. Man, I'm so grateful for this
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  Speaker 1: relationship that it has not allowed outside influences that do
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  Speaker 1: not have my best interests at hard to throw me off. Course,
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  Speaker 1: it has just been worth it. And if you're sitting
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  Speaker 1: out there and you're wondering about the benefits of it,
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  Speaker 1: I can't even tell you what it's like to know
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  Speaker 1: that when bad things are happening to me, the calming
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  Speaker 1: piece that I feel that I know that that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be all right too, that I know that this tool
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  Speaker 1: shall pass. That I know in my heart of hearts, man,
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  Speaker 1: that there's got to be a reason for this. And
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  Speaker 1: if I can just hang on in there, he gonna
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  Speaker 1: unfold that from me and he gonna let me see it.
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  Speaker 1: But the number one thing I always know is I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna survive this one too, that this tool shall pass.
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  Speaker 1: It has been worth it to me, man, to have
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  Speaker 1: this thing called faith, which is the belief in things
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  Speaker 1: that you cannot see, and to know man along the
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  Speaker 1: way that, oh, my goodness, man, even though I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what's next, or even I'm not really sure about
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  Speaker 1: the next step, I do know for a fact that
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  Speaker 1: some mooe is coming. I do know for a fact.
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  Speaker 1: It is a fact that God will take care of me.
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  Speaker 1: It is a fact that He will never ever leave
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  Speaker 1: me or desert me. If I just stay here while
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be. He's coming. The cavalry's coming over
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  Speaker 1: the hill. He coming over the hill, And when he
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  Speaker 1: come over that hill, he gonna wipe out all this
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  Speaker 1: mess down here. That's that's trying to hurt me, that
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  Speaker 1: that I don't have to worry about my enemies anymore.
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  Speaker 1: That my enemies that are all around you can surround me.
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  Speaker 1: You could shoot all the arrows you want. That's not
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  Speaker 1: to say that none of them ain't gonna come close.
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  Speaker 1: And I ain't gonna say that. You know, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a little under some pressure, a little nervous
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  Speaker 1: about being shot at so hard. But at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the day, I know this for show. Ain't none
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  Speaker 1: of them gonna stick in me. You could shoot them,
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  Speaker 1: but ain't none of them gonna stick in me. No
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  Speaker 1: matter what you do, no weapon formed against me, nothing
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  Speaker 1: you can't. You can't do nothing with me. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: so cool. It's been worth it for me. Man, you're listening. Ladies, gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: let me have your undivided attention. Please. It is now
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  Speaker 1: time to commence with the baddest radio show on earth
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going anywhere anywhere. No, no, no, no, no no,
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  Speaker 1: you can't touch Anita Baker. All right, all right, give
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  Speaker 1: that's and no disrespect to Donny. That's the hardest one yet.
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  Speaker 1: right there. Them two ain't going nowhere? Now go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: Bread ain't almost slopping you. Hey, man, hey, hey hey,
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  Speaker 1: All right, that was fun. That was fun. Keep your
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  Speaker 1: time now for the nephew to run that Frank back
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  Speaker 1: what you got for us? Naf workman's cough. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: cat though. Yeah, hello, hello, I'm trying to reach your
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  Speaker 1: vincent please. Who's calling? My name is ed from the
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  Speaker 1: Human Resources Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely what's up? What's up? Well? Ben?
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  Speaker 1: One of the first of all check on you. We
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  Speaker 1: know you're got injured here at the job. How are
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  Speaker 1: you doing so far? Yeah, man, I'm I'm making it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you know, everything's cool and uh you know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how long. Therapy is going pretty good though, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm not right. I'm okay. Therapy is going pretty well. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's they say, I'm doing all right. The pain level
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  Speaker 1: was about maybe a fix still, but it's getting done though. Okay, listen, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: have you been getting your your check on time? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've been getting a man, and I appreciate it. But
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  Speaker 1: it really helps, man, because you know, I ain't able
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  Speaker 1: to work right now. They said it's gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: little while, so I appreciate that. Y'all the one defending
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  Speaker 1: the check, yes, sir, yes, sir. We all want to
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  Speaker 1: getting the checks out and wanted to make sure that
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  Speaker 1: that's definitely getting there. So you're yeah, yeah, it's good.
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  Speaker 1: It's all good, man. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me we've got a bit of a problem that
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  Speaker 1: we wanted to check out. Now. You have haven't been
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  Speaker 1: doing any any strainuous? Uh? No, no, no, no, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't been. I ain't. I ain't been working at all, man.
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  Speaker 1: I just you know, I've just been taking it either.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do nothing really right now, and they told
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  Speaker 1: me not to do nothing, all right, And then you
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  Speaker 1: do know the rules or that you're not supposed to
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  Speaker 1: do anything to jeopardize your back. Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm straight. I'm straight. I ain't been doing nothing. Man. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well let me let me say this to you. We
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  Speaker 1: do have some uh surveillance cameras that are showing us
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  Speaker 1: that you've you've been doing some stringuous I ain't even
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  Speaker 1: been going nowhere. Come about surveillance cameras. I don't aint
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  Speaker 1: how they go nowhere. Well, you know, the strenuous work
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  Speaker 1: that you're doing is actually at home. At home, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be inside. I don't I don't do nothing outside. I
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  Speaker 1: don't way, I don't even bother c Man, what you
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  Speaker 1: know what you're talking about? Strings work? Okay? Have you
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  Speaker 1: uh vincent, have you have you been having have you
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  Speaker 1: been having sex at home? What's the kind of question?
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  Speaker 1: Who is if this is a supervious something, come let
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  Speaker 1: me talk to supervisor. I ain't know your damn. I'm
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  Speaker 1: with human resources. I don't know. All right, man, excuse me, dog,
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  Speaker 1: But I don't mean disrespect you that because you're paying me,
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  Speaker 1: you know, looking out for me. I mean you can
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  Speaker 1: call me and and just say any common like that.
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  Speaker 1: Man about have you been having kind of call you?
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  Speaker 1: Do you having sex at home? Say that ain't under
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  Speaker 1: your business? Dollar? Have have I been having sex or not? Wait?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of man? Let me talk? Who are your supervisor? Man? Sir,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the supervisor here human weren't bros with my attention?
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  Speaker 1: And we actually have you on surveillance? You've been you've
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  Speaker 1: been having sex? Now you can down, man, I know been.
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  Speaker 1: You know cameras in my house? I know that much.
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  Speaker 1: And and who author like that? Anyhow? Surveyor for me?
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  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to be having sex if your fact
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  Speaker 1: is hurting? Okay? You you have a man? You've been
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  Speaker 1: you've been not having no damn camera? And what you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Uh? Have you've been surveyed for me? Having think?
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  Speaker 1: That's a damn lie? Sir, sir? What's your name? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: What's your name? Man? Und? Sir? And who d Because
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  Speaker 1: I'm look, I'm trying to be nice. You pitching me
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  Speaker 1: off and this and her sir sir, here it is
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  Speaker 1: and you find out I'm gonna I'm giving you a warning.
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  Speaker 1: No I don't need them. I'm giving me your warning.
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  Speaker 1: You let me find a damn camera my house? Telling me.
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  Speaker 1: I can't hand no sex and all that I have
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  Speaker 1: sext if you're that is strenuous work and you're putting
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  Speaker 1: it on your back and we're paying you. We're paying
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  Speaker 1: you damn about what you're paying me and what you
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  Speaker 1: ain't paying me. You're gonna call my damn phone, tell
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  Speaker 1: me coming about you gotta some names, camera and my house.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay, Well, sir, sir bevincent, let me say this
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  Speaker 1: to you. No more want you don't need. You don't
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  Speaker 1: need to say nothing to me, but but your last
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  Speaker 1: name and then your supervisor name that was my name
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  Speaker 1: is ed okay, and you don't need to worry who
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  Speaker 1: the supervisor is. You need to make sure that there's
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  Speaker 1: no more sex going on until your back is healed. Look,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to cuss you out and hang up
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  Speaker 1: on your man. I don't have time for this, man ya,
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  Speaker 1: because y'all do what y'all do, because y'all doing for people.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all think y'all can ill do illegal to talk to people,
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  Speaker 1: crazy man, when y'all was coming them, I don't appreciate
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  Speaker 1: that at all. Man, This is I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: y'all think. Y'all hears down there, y'all just do something
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  Speaker 1: for them. I think y'all can just call them and
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  Speaker 1: say anything. Man, I don't like that, and I ain't
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  Speaker 1: trying to be disrespectful, but you've got me heated right now, man,
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  Speaker 1: But it's better not be no cameras in my house.
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  Speaker 1: Did you understand that I'm gonna tell you once and
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  Speaker 1: one time OLDI no more sex? Put you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, because I'll tell you one day thing.
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  Speaker 1: You think you're giving up some money. Now, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: see y'all, I catch a camera up in my house
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't gonna have to never pay uh pay
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  Speaker 1: me no mode, You're gonna pay me one big check
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  Speaker 1: that I'm shooting out of y'all. Then, now you understand
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  Speaker 1: that I understand I need I need you to understand
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  Speaker 1: one more thing. Are you listening to me? Man? You
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  Speaker 1: go ahead? Man, I'm y'all got me easy, man, this
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  Speaker 1: and then and after this, don't even call me no
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  Speaker 1: mom cutting him beca this ridiculous? Okay? Are you familiar
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  Speaker 1: with LETTERD? Man? Familiar with what letter? Do you know? Literac?
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  Speaker 1: You're coworker letter? Yeah? What about him? Literally got me
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  Speaker 1: the prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy from
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harpy Mardan Show, Philson, But you've been playing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: get out of here. Man, y'all about to have me
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  Speaker 1: the lord talk about my check? Man? Man, what's up? Man?
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  Speaker 1: This is y'all have me going out? Man, y'all have
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  Speaker 1: me heated? I'm gonna well, I'm gonna kick killing. It's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna be calling that he on the phone. Man,
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  Speaker 1: He ain't on the phone. Man. I'm sweating like a
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  Speaker 1: Oh so I'm still so. I'm still getting my damn checked. That.
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  Speaker 1: That's what that beans y'all haved be heated? Boy, I
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  Speaker 1: thought y'all gonna take what's up? Man? Nice to hear
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  Speaker 1: from y'all. Man, y'all got though, Man, y'all got me.
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  Speaker 1: I got one more question? Man, What is the baddest
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  Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?
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  Speaker 1: Of course, no doubt, man, if the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show always will be especially y'all don got me like
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  Speaker 1: this here. You can't be at home disable and having sex.
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  Speaker 1: You don't work with company were paying you, but you
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  Speaker 1: over there using strenuous amounts of energy having sex now
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  Speaker 1: you know that's wrong. Now one of these got to
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  Speaker 1: stop eat the sex of his check. Now one of
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  Speaker 1: them got to go. Thank you, nephew. Coming up next
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  Speaker 1: as the Cello Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the
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  Speaker 1: I've been dating a girl for four months and we
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  Speaker 1: are college singer seniors. I'm a computer nerd and I'm
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  Speaker 1: slated to be valedictorian this year. My girl is a
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  Speaker 1: cheerleader and she's in a sorority. She's popular. I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like she's ashamed of me. When we're at
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  Speaker 1: my place, she's all lovey dovey all the time. When
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  Speaker 1: we're on campus, she barely acknowledges me. She says she's
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  Speaker 1: falling for me and I'm perfect marriage material. But we
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  Speaker 1: don't need people in our business, so it's best to
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  Speaker 1: keep our relationship quiet. What do you think is really
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  Speaker 1: going on? Is she ashamed of me? Yeah? And they
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  Speaker 1: saw now listen to me. It's okay, it's okay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's a nerd. Yeah, he's a nerd. He damned it
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  Speaker 1: a lot of cute women be valued victory, very very
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  Speaker 1: you just say Valor vic Hey, hey, I have never
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  Speaker 1: been up for it the title. I wasn't fitting to
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  Speaker 1: be nowhere near that though. They didn't even let me
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: graduate in the front. So it's very few attractive men
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: that become that high level are smart. Now a lot
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: of women can do it. And so what didn't happened
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: to you? Bro? Is you marriage material? But you're not popular?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: She don't. She ain't really flouncing with you in front
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: of nobody because you are nerved. But just accept his role.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: You're being used, you're smart, you probably help her with
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: a schoolwork, and you're being used for your body and
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: don't that's that's it. Yeah, But is flouncing a word? Well,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I my mom used to tell me that all the time,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: fling is you checking me? Now? I was just talking
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: to the ladies asking them with flower, saying flowncing me
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: you won't flouncing the word yes, ignorant. Let's get to
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Raven in Dover, Delaware, Clo. She says, my best friend
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: in and I are in our early thirties. I am single,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: and she just got divorced. Since her divorce, she loves
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: to go out and get sloppy drunk and have sex
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: with old friends or co workers and a few one
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: night stands here and there. I hate to see herself
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: destruct like this. One of our close male friends told
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: me that I will be judged by the company I
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: keep because birds have a feather flock together, Uncle Steve,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Is this true? Will guys think that I'm a drunk
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: and an easy lay if I keep hanging with her? Well? Yeah,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I mean he told you right. That's how guys do it,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: y'all together. You wit all the time. You must prove
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: of this lifestyle and behavior. So yeah, quite naturally, even
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: though it may be so opposite from from the truth,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: but the assumption it's going to be okay. All right,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: spend a little bit more time with this one. See
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: how we'll see what she want to do because your
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: girl just letting it go. Yeah, friends, one night stand? Yes, See,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: that's why I like married men can't go out with
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: single men because your wife eventually gonna ask you about
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: something he did, because she's gonna see her here something crazy,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: birds of fleather flock together. The association brings on participation
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: will be applied to you. Now that doesn't make it true,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: but it will be applied. Yeah, so she should stop
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: bring her being her friend or just hanging out with her. Well,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna stop being her friend. But you can't
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: take all your friends everywhere. Now you have to categorize
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: your friends. Ye see, some of my friends. I can
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: go watch a baseball game with him. I got some friends,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: but I got friends I can't take around none of
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: my jobs, not even this one. It's the fun job. Yeah,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: a loose one, Yeah, a crazy one. There's some friends
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: of mine that can't come around Shirley. You know, yeah,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: everybody met a couple of my friends because I know.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I can't call it the met one because I know
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: caller hood. She'd be able to handle children. You ain't
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: handle it. So I don't bring him up around you
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: because you're gonna say something, your little prim proper ass
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: and then you oh, anyway, all right, so yes, so
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: just limit your your time and he is a g
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Just yes, shout out O geez you real o. G
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: all right, Cello. This is from Jericho and Monroe, Louisiana.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: She says, I'm a newlywed, twenty five year old woman
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: and I need your advice. My husband is very sensitive
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: and I can't stand at making love to him. During sex,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: he whimpers softly. If it gets really good to him,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: he cries, oh good. This is such a turn off.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: A few times I stopped in the middle of sex
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: and asked him just to be quiet. When I asked
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: my therapist about it, she says, it's normal and some
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: men make macho noises and yell out, but my husband
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: is different and he makes softer noises. I prefer more
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: manly moaning. And I never ever want to see a
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: man crying after sex. How can I get it to stop? Oh? No,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I ain't. You just can't help every mad at him?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: It's good? Good? What are you doing? Oh god? Man?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Shut up? Oh I've never heard of a dude doing
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: that before. I'm sorry, I just never have and I
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: can't help you. He didn't. He didn't cry for y'all
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: got married. Well did you say that for when you
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: got married? Yeah? They may have. They're only twenty five,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: they're young. Yeah, what are you crying for? He says,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: when she says, when it really gets good, all right,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: we gotta move on though. You're listening, all right, Jay
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown, it's time for something funny. Now you put
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: this together drying. I thought it might be cool that
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: we salute different types of workers. A lot of workers
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: listen to the show, cafeteria workers, doctors, beauticians. So the
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: day was gonna salute the people who work to drive
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: through and the stuff they hear. Okay, any day, all right?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: For instance, let's go no need to cuss, sir. Breakfast
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: is over, okay, alright, because it's it's two a cloud, Sir,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: wouldn't I serve breakfast anymore? Junior? This is something that
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: a live drive through workers go through that they have
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: day day, every day. Every day, Sir, you're gonna have
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: to get that muffler fixed so I can hear you.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I can't get this all in if you don't get
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: the muffler fixed every day, sir, I cannot tell you
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: two nuggets by themselves. We sell them in ten twelve.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Come on, now, I can't just get your two nuggets.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I can't do that, man, sir did you read your
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: order on the screen? It's so the screen. We're dealing
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: with drive through workers. What they have to hear every
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: single day? Miss, you bought one large fry? You want
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: twenty catchups? Really, that's me you want? You want twenty twenty?
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: You are just wasting. Yeah, just wasting catch up. I
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: tell I'll tell you what. This is one that I
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: know they deal with it. Pull up that the lady
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: started talking somebody else talking about ma'am. Look who's ordering?
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: You are the baby. I can't hear both of y'all.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Who is ordering? We salute the people. Uh, man, I
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: can't give you thirty extra napkins so you can change
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: your baby, Dick. I can't do it. I can't do that. Man,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I can't do that. Okay, we can't just give away
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: these napkins like that. Wow, you're wrong for that. We McDonald's.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: We don't make wopples. Now. That has happened to everyone.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Happened everyone. Yeah, here's one. I don't know why they
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: stopped the mac rib They just stopped it. Yeah. Yeah,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: we're not selling its limit. That's what it means, sir, sir,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Why you ain't coming if your window don't work. Why
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: you just come in here? How come you just didn't
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: come here? You can't, you can't get the window down.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Drive through workers, we feel your fame. We're dealing with
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: where you go through every day, Sir, sir, ma'am, listen,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: we can't. This is not where you come to book
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Ronald McDonald to come to your favorite birthday party. This
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: ain't This ain't the winder for that. He's not here
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: right now. See what you can, ma'am. I know Chick
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: for La sandwiches is better, but this hour every day
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: though they had here to day. Look, I know you
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: gotta complaint, but you can't speak to the colonel because
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: the colonel is never here. He's never been here. I'm
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: asking for TV. I'm on TV, but he's not here.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: This might just be only in my neighborhood, but I
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: know it's a drive to work in an old neighborhood.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Look here, Larry worked from twelve mid ninety six. You
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: gotta get your drugs den for real, Junior drive through worker, Hello,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: worse than we thought. Drive Hello, Hello, ma'am. Can you
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: wake up? Your order is here, ma'am. You got we
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: got ten people behind you, then fell asleep in the driver.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: You have to order something if you're gonna have all
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: these kids in here on this play She just brought
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: the jacket a park. Molly kids is at the play
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: just playground. This is not a nurse ery, miss, Come
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: on that work with us. Go through it. Don't think
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: out of them like we don't have anymore. That's what
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I mean when I say, well, out of this, Yeah,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: that's what I mean. That's what I mean. Is when
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I say word out of them, that means we don't
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: have any more. But what mean you out of them?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Out of them mean like yeah, I don't know another
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: way to say it. I don't know. Oh, I'm gonna
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: really respect him next time I go through a drive
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: through case. Look, look, I'm at work. You can't drop
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: him off at the drive through window. I'm at work.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: What till I get off? This is this wrong case?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: The drive wrong. You can't hit the baby through the window.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: That same man say, Man, I don't know who you
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: bought weed from last night, but I'm not saying weed
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: here while I'm working. I don't know who you bought
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: it from last night, but I'm not not me. Come on, Steve,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: close it out. Drive through workers. What we feel you now,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: we really do, yes, come on, close it out. Uh,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: just the damn tort I don't pack you're listening. Uh.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: One got to go. It's what we've been doing all day.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: One got to go, ladies. Denzel Washington, huh, Idris Elbow, No,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Will Smith the rock ladies. One got you to go.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: You can know what. I'm gonna go with the rock.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the rock. Yeah, I'm going with
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: the rock. Will Will. It's just he's been and we've
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: been through enough. Well, you ain't gonna likes you ain't
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: gonna like my ass. We all got to go, you know,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: not to do this understanding though exactly, man, you ought
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: to do one. You ought to do one for women too.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: The ladies put together, listen, ask to okay, okay, all right,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: all right, Halle Berry, that's all so here, Uh Mega Stallion,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez by Stallion, Bye bye, Stallion,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: all about your foot bye. Yeah. I'm gonna have to
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: go with your Stallion simply because I don't really know her.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: But Halle j Loo j Loo, Kim Kardashian and Kim Kardashian.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, I love the stallium, but she got to
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: ride off. Let's pull the stallion out and put beyond
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Halle Beyonce, who Jo Halo, Kim Kardashian, that's who. That
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: was my list, And you substituted the stallion to go
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: from what you say that to go? Are you go?
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Because JJ gonna show up? I know that. I know
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: you don't want any entanglement. You just trying to stay
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: with the least amount of problem. If you trying to
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: stay out of the situation, you leave beyond. Yes, oh man, Okay,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: well it ain't it ain't ain't much. Hally ain't leaving
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: at all. Well, so I know, Hallie, Halle had to go,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I know? Oh so you Okay, Well,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I know one thing, Jon Sell and Inderus aren't going
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: anywhere ever in life when they die and come back. Yeah.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Still now I'm not I'm not. I didn't pick them
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: casts of flyness, huh, I just because I know Hallie.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: And for anybody thinking it, I don't know it like that,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: but I just know it. Okay, you know I don't
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: know it at all. All right, you're listening, all right,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: It is time now for comedy Roulette. Steve Jay, please
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: please quickly set this. Every week our comedy ability is
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: tested in the way we prove how good we are.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Put five subjects on the wheel, spinning wheel were stop.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: We got it. That's all it is. That's all it is, comedy.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: What you got? All right? Here? The five subjects. Number
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: one fish grease. Number two, she wasn't that big in
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: high school. I don't appreciate that one. Okay. Number three
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: taste like chicken. Number four. Now that I have a
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: little money, you know who I am? Yeah? And number five,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you could eat that? Give me that,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: give me that right ahead, alright ahead, all right, let's
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: go spend the wheel cat fish fish break. Oh uh.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Now that I have a little money, you know who
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I am? Let me have that. Let me start. I see,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: back in the day, my nickname was fish. Get nobody know.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Fish didn't speak the fish. You was too fine to
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: speak to fish. But now that fishes on't eavy? Hate
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: how you doing? Fish? And I can't remember who you are?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: You got time. I was out of my league. I
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: was way out of my league. You would drop dead
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: fine to me. I beg for it, won'ted it? I
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: used to ask for a day and night. You never
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: gave me the time of day. But naw na got
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: a little money. I'm on the Steve Harvey monisho. You're
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: texting me now, I can't have it. If I want it,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I don't want it now, I don't want it. Yeah,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I hear me. Time, Come on, Joe, you know whatnot?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I got a little money. You know who know my
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: name now? Real collected exactly who they talking to now?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: But if they don't even call me by my real name,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: that's how I know they know I got money. Let's
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: excuse me as junior and Junior that ain't my govern name.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Everybody know that real it's right over my alley. Nah,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I got the little money. Yeah, you know who I am? Nah? Yeah,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: this goes out to Ike back in Cleveland and mister
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Albert's means yeah, I used to call me el Kate
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: lay Away ken Nah Albert and I I buy your
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: whole damn stone. So the next time I walk in,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I ain't coming in law feel me. Yeah, I'm like,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: just Bryda, what are you doing all? Let me put
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: an initial out there with a last name, just the
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: initial and the last name. You know who you are
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: the last name white. You were so fine. Oh my god,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: you was fine. Did not even speak to me in
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: the hall way I walked past you. I act like
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: a slave because I ain't gonna look you. Now. He
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: was that damn fine. But oh it is changed, nah,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: because she's got a little money. Yeah, yeah, he's got
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: a little money. I'll tell you where everybody know my
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: name that Now I'm a lot more familiar and welcome.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: When I walk into though bank. Account used to sit
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: on six dollars. But when I didn't know this though,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: when I go in the bank, now there's a whole
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: nother room. It's got vegetables. Hit it wig, she's oh,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: when I'm doing to bank, it's mister. Space this away.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: When you stand in Lyne, come on around this way?
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Do you have your access card? Never mind, I have
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: mad come on. Oh you know I used to couldn't
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: go to you that I didn't get invited to the
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: big Christmas party because I just you know what I'm saying.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: I wasn't big enough. I didn't have a name enough.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: But now that I'm violing and I'm I'm on the show,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: and I'm the nephew. You got a little money in
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: my park doing this stand up. I don't want to
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: go to your fucking Christmas party now. I told my
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: old damn Christmas party and my shot token. Yea, all right,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll be back with nephew Tommy's prying phone
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: call right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: subject why can't we both have a side piece? Okay,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: why can't we both have a side piece? All right,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: but right now the nephew is here with today's prank
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: phone call. What's up, nephew? With your god? That's when
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: it's called repper cask and three people pass and they
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: can't you know, the family might not have enough money,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Paul them cass. Just one cast, triple can three people
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: one cast? The concept? Okay, this can work some money.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Mortuary man, help you? Hey? How you doing? How you cal?
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is Brandon Man, Brandon Giles. Um,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I'm calling. We've got somebody that has passed. Actually three
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: people passed away. I thank you for that, man. It
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: was kind of expected, so you know it wasn't something
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: that caught us off guard. But you know, but all
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: in all, you know, we're still grieving about losing our
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: loved ones. But but I wanted to give you all
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: a call. We're trying to um pick a particular funeral
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: home on who we want to um take care of
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: the services. Yes, yes, sir, yes sir, okay, we can
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: definitely help you with that. And uh, once again, I
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: just want to to you know, just let you know
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: that we can pretty much do the whole game that
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: we can make sure that your need to take them
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: from you know, from from now on. UM, we're here
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: for you showing to get that out. What is your
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: main need? You said three people, sir, Yes, yes, yes, okay.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I wanted to bring attention to you. Do you guys
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: customize caskets? Yes, we do, goal plating, uh, engraving. We
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: even have a new thing where we can put the
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: picture of the person on the outside like a semi
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: gloss coating. We have a couple of ours. Yeah, I
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: don't I don't need that all, no goal or nothing
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: like that. Listen, listen, what I want to do, is
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: it any way that you could maybe customize a casket
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: that can accommodate three people? Um uh, yes, like we
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: we can. We can customize each individual casket for each individual,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: no family, no, no, Calvin, I didn't want to ask.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is if I want to like like
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I like I said, deep my could they was all close?
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't have a problem with all three
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: of them being in the same casket. I get you,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: um uh to you know, to my knowledge is as
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: far as I've been in this business, I've never uh,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not really sure we can actually do that. I mean,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, but what's the problem if we
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: can get them all in there and well served? I mean,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I think that's a I don't even think if for one,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: it's legal in this state or any state three people
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: in one casket, um and ethics wise, I uh, that's
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: not really something that how can I say that we
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: actually you know, put but if you customizing a casket, Calvin,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: then you ought to be able to put as many
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: people in there, if you make it deep enough and
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: wide enough. I ought to be able to get three
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: people in there, right. Well, the customization is is the
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: outer side of the casket. And maybe you know, some
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: people even put TV screens on the inside, or some
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: of their their their loved ones, memorable mementos. We customize
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: it for that, you know, colorwise. So what about when
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: when is a person real big h you know, a
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: heaving said person. You know you got to have a
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: casket that can accommodate them, right, yes, but okay, so
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: so you ought to be able to put you ought
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: to be able to put three people in one casket
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: if they can fit. If you put two one way
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: in one the other other way, then you ought to
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: be able to have all three of them in there
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: at one time. Um, is there anybody else around you
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: and your family that can help talk with me about this?
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I'm talking right now. I'm trying to get I'm trying
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: to accommodate my cousins and get them straight. And I'm
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: asking you can we get them in a casket that
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: one casket that can accommodate three people. If you put
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: two pillars on money in one pillars, that's not something
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: we're really that ain't just used to doing, Calvin, But
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I'm calling you telling you that's the way I want
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: this customize man, Right, brother, Look, brother, brother, just just
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: chill out with customs all right, So we're trying to
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: get three people. I have a standard plan, it'll be
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: a low end standard plan for three individual caskets. We
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: ain't gotta we all have enough money for three individual caskets.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I keep telling you that we got room for one casket.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: We just need to big enough, man, so you could
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: get everybody in. Then close the dope. I'm not, I'm not.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go back and forth with you, sir.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I know this is a time. Then go. You ain't
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: gotta go back and forth with me. Building to our knees.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I can bear my family. It's I don't really know
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: what to tell you, sir, but I'm just really trying
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: to help. I'm trying. Won't you tell me you're gonna
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: get three people in the casket looking good. We cannot
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: do that. You houting that. Man, I'm the one going
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: through bereathing. I understand that. But you are you're, you're,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: you're use the foul language. We can't do it, brother,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: you hear me not, that's no hold on my cousin
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: them said they wanted to do you. No, sir, No, okay,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: look I'm look may man, y'all gonna bury these three
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: people and you're gonna put all three of them in
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: the same damn casket. Man, two two on one, one
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: on one end and one on the other one. Man, sir,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: if you're drinking, just ain't nobody to let me tell
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: you something. Man, let me say this to you. Your
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: name Calvin, right, yes, yes, it is okay, So Calvin, Calvin,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: let me say this to you. Either y'all gonna bury
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: my cousins the way I want it, or Calvin, you're
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: gonna get your are you talking to That's what's going now? Now,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: now that's it, right there, sir. I've been trying to
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: be as professional as I can this whole conversation. It's
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: as crazy as it is. But now I ain't nothing
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: crazy about no, no, no, no no no. I told you
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I want you to bury my cousin. Come on down here.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I got someplace to put your body and your cousin's body.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: How about that? Huh yeah? Because you know you don't
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: you don't sound too damn confident. You don't sound too confident, Calvin,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: right now, this ain't the place and I'm not the
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: one you will be in the ground messing with us.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, if you come here, I'm you up.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: How about that? Okay, Calvin, Okay, Calvin, let me tell
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: you something, Calvin, me and Tommy gonna be down there
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: to day. Then I'm bringing Tommy with me. Who's Tommy? Huh?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Baby,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: you just got prank? Calvin? Yo, y'all have me ready
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: to with hell? Y'all? I just want to know who
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: this Reginald that works to you? Yes, I'm I'm gonna
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Reggie you bet watch with you drink you bet watch
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: with your team. I'm on your to revenge. Man, Hey,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: cal forgive me this man. What's the baddest and I
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man, you
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: know it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all?
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Y'all got got me? Got me, y'all ain't with me?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: But I'm just like two bodies this boy, one body
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: this way, had to foot three different pillars. We work
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: that thing. Three bodies in the cast. Yeah, well, you're
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: probably gonna need ten, j You're probably gonna need five
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: on each side. Roller, But you saved some money, Jay
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Dolly like like bunk beds for three people? All right,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I got a bad idea. Go ahead, let me just
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: put them in their fold. All right, listen, we gotta
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: get into the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, guys. Coming up
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter subject, why can't we both have a side piece?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys, it's time now
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex,
• 51:30
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• 51:33
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• 51:38
  Speaker 1: could be reading your letter live on the air, just
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: like we're gonna read this one right here, right now.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Buggle up and hold on tight. We got it for
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: you here. It is Strawberry Letter. What are you doing?
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: All right? Hit the wrong but you know? Thank you, nephew. Subject,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: why can't we both have a side piece? Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: My husband and I I know. My husband and I
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: have been married for three years. Our marriage was good.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: It was going good until a year ago when he
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: told me he was having an affair. Shortly after we met,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: he told me about a female friend of his that
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: lives out of town and she's like a little sister
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: to him. I met her five days ago when she
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: came to town for homecoming. We got along great, but
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I don't trust any females around my man. He and
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: this woman texted and called each other often, and when
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I asked what's up with her or what they had
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: talked about, he would say it was just small talk.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Last June, she moved to our city, and my husband
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: was so excited. Last July, I found a ten pack
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: of condoms in his car and there were really and
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: there were only two left in the pack. My female intuitions, mmmm,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: my female intimition. Intuition told me that he was messing
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: with this woman that he called his little sister. I
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: asked him about the condoms, and he admitted that he
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: was having sex with her. He told me to say
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: have a history and he can't get her out of
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: his system. I told him that he needed to stop
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: the affair and we could go to counseling to fix
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: our marriage. He said there was no need for counseling
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: because he wants us both. I haven't had sex with
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: him in over a year, but we still keep up
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: appearances in public like we're a happy couple. His affair
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: is still going on, and I don't plan to leave
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: him because I love seeing him stressed out trying to
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: keep two women happy. My only problem now is that
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I've started dating a new guy and my husband is
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: being overly possessive and tried to fight him. If he
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: can have a side piece, shouldn't I be allowed to
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: please advise? Well, wouldn't that just be perfect if we
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: lived in a perfect world, you know, where we could
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: do whatever we wanted to do and you know whatever.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: But it's not like that. And you know that you
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: already know there's a double standard in the world, and
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: that they're just things that do that are acceptable in
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: the world. But if a woman were to do the
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: same thing, she'd be talked about and judged harshly. And
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: that's when this is one of those things. This is
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: one of those times. Okay, the double standard. That's why
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: he tried to fight your so called side piece. Okay,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: because he can do it, but he doesn't want you
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: doing it. You know, I do give him credit, I
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: guess for coming clean. Finally, you know, I mean after
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: he got busted out with the tim packet condoms and
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: only two in there. But I mean, your husband's way
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: out of line here. You know that he has no
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: plans of giving her up after only three years of marriage.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: He's already lying and cheating and won't stop. But to you,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I just say, this is not a joke. I mean,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: you say you just want to stick around because you
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: love seeing him stressed out. I mean, I suppose you
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: can get some sort of satisfaction and seeing that since
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: of the way he's treating because of the way he's
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: treating you. But I mean, you know this, this is
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: a crazy arrangement here. I think, don't you think it
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: would be better if you just left him and went
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: on with your man that you have now and lived
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: a happier life. You know, two wrongs do not make
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: a right. You know, I guess don't you want a
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: happier life? I don't get this. Why why you're still
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: there doing this? You know you could just move on
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: and do better with your life and let him to
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: do her and to be miserable. That's my response, Steve Well,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: surely great response. The problem. The woman asked the question
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: of why can't we both have a side piece? Well,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: let's just try this. Your first sentence is the answer
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: to that my husband and I have been married for
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: three years? Subject, why can't we both have a side piece? Answer?
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Because you and your damn husband have been married for
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: three years? Yeah, our marriage was going good till a
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: year ago. Oh no, no it wasn't. You thought it
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: was when he told me he was having an a
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: fair Now, that's interesting. Why would he do that? And
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why. I short you. Shortly after
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: we met, he told me about a female friend of
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: his that lives out of town, and she's like a
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: little sister to him. Most regular people ain't sleeping with
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: their little sister. I just want to throw that out
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: there as to why this whole letter reeks of false information?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Why can't we both have a side piece? Because we've
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: been married three years? Marriage was going good till a
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: year ago. He told me he's had a female friend
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: out of town and she's like a little sister to him.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: That's what he told you. I met her five years
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: ago when she came to town for home coming. We
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: got along great, But I don't trust any females around.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: My man here and this woman text and called each
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: other often, and when I asked what's up with her?
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: What they talked about, he would just saying small talk. Okay.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Last June she moved to out city and my husband
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: was so excited. Last July she only been here a month. Right,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: you found a ten pack of condoms in this car,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Tommy said out loud. Condoms coming to twelve pack, and
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: it's two left in the pack. In thirty days, they've
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: been together at least ten damn times. I'm out from
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: she got here in June and July he was down
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: ten bam. All right, hang on, Steve, Well, because I
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: got most of you when we come back this high
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: long I've been on this. That's right, twenty three minutes
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: after be our subject today? Why can't we both have
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: a side piece? We'll get back into it right after this.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right? Come on, Steve, let's recap
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: today strawberry letter. Why can't we both have a side piece? Well,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: the reason you can't have a side piece, first of all,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: because y'all been married three years. Side pieces don't ever
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: work out. I'm just sharing something with you. The marriage
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: you thought was good till a year ago when he
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: told you he was having another fair. He just came
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: out and told you that we're gonna get to that.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Shortly after we met, he told me about a female
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: friend of his and live out of town, and she
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: like a little assisted to him. I met her five
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: years ago when she came to town for home coming.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: We got a long great but I don't trust any
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: female around. My man here and this woman texts and
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: called each other often. When I asking what's up and
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: what they talked about, he would say, small talk. What
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: you want? You know what I want? That's small talk.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: You got it? You want it? That's small talk. Uh.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Last I asked, what's up? Small talk? Last June she
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: moved to the city, and your husband was so excited.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Last July you found a ten pack of condoms in
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: his car. Tommy pointed out that condoms come into twil pack.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I happened to agree. That was only two left in
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: the pack, which means ten times in thirty days. That's
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: every three days. He over there with his little sister,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: small talking, small talking chatting. Huh. My female intuition told
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: me he was messing with this woman, that he all
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: his little sister, pump your brakes. Your female intuition. You
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: know what told me he was messing with her, And
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: I don't have female intuition. That twelve pack of condoms
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: you found that ain't have but two left? You ain't
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: got to have intuition and know that all you gotta
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: do is be able to count. Yeah. Now, if you
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: got a twelve pack in your car, fellas and your girl,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: find a twelve pack still in now you picked them
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: up for your boy, or your boy left him in
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: the car when you picked him up, and you threw
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: it in your glove compartment till you see him again.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: That's a conversation you can have. But what you can't
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: do is have an open box of condom and they
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: mix it? Who put them in the car? Stupid as you? Dumb?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Let me explain this part to you. That's really gonna
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: throw you into something. Come on, my female intuition told
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: me he was messing with this woman. I asked him
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: about the condoms. He admitted that he was having sex
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: with her, Just like that. You just came out with
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: that information. Could just because we found some condoms? Oh naw, Pardner, Oh,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: I got a list of stuff I'm gonna throw out
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: at you for I tell y'all was having sex with somebody,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: and I care about you and I man, but he
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: just flat out and told you he have another fan
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: because he don't care that, you know, because of that,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: that affair obviously means something to him. He told me,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: he told me that they have a history, which means
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: they've been doing this for a long time. He can't
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: get out of her system. When she came from homecoming,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: she was in the system. When he introduced you, he
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: was in that she was in the system. I told
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: him he needed to stop the affair. We could go
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: to counseling to fix our marriage. This where you got
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: in trouble. You know what he said after you told
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: him that, He said, ain't no need for counseling because
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I want both of y'all. What counseling gona help that? None?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: I want both of y'all. Now hear where you started me,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I haven't had sexual with him in over a year. Well,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: how many condoms you think he'd went through in a year?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Let's just go eight in a month, times twelve, seventy
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: two times? Whoa dude? That mask seventy two? Damn times,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: you're brilliant because you ain't having sex with n't But
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: guess why you ain't having a sex with him, because
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: you didn't met a new dude that you're dating. Why
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: can't we both have side pieces because y'all two Foods
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: is married now, but when you're in public, you act
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: like a happy couple. His affairs still going on. This
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: wasn't let it get twisted. Like Shirley said, I don't
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: plan to leave him because I love seeing him stressed out.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: He that damn stressed out. He ain't that damn stressed
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: out because he ain't moved out and he's still seeing her. Yeah,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: he ain't that damn stressed out stress trying to keep
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: two women happy. He don't give a damn if you're happy.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: He keeping one woman happy. He just tried to keep
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: the other one quiet, which is you see that he
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: ain't tripping with trying nothing. He just wants you to
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: shut the hell up so he can going back over there.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: The only problem now is I'll just start dating the
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: new guy and my husband is being overly possessive and
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: tried to fight him. He want it all does Yeah,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: they're young because they're still going to home coming in
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: all that. Yeah, he's being possessive and tried to fight him.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: If he can have a side piece, should not be
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: allowed to please advise, of course you can. If he
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: got a side piece, you have your side piece. Now
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: he goes with his ass every time he see Why
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: don't you jump on home one time? We got to
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: get out of here. Listen? Thank you, Steve. Post your
• 1:04:04
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• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Please check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Why
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: don't y'all get a divorce and then just go see
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: who you want to see? Yes, be free with it.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, you're listening to morning show. All right, we're
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  Speaker 1: back now before we do. Okay, I did not frown?
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  Speaker 1: What you when Shirley said, what did you say to me? Shi? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I asked you what was on your dream board? And
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: you said you had a dollar amount? Right? And then
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  Speaker 1: you paused a long time and I said, what like
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  Speaker 1: a million dollars? And you had a grimace and Yola
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  Speaker 1: wood a million? Me talk about I'm upty? Okay, let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you a question. You've got a great truck,
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  Speaker 1: a new truck you bought year ago. So yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: I I mean when you came over to my house. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you have that truck, right, yeah, No on your dream board.
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  Speaker 1: It's the same truck on your dream No it's not
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  Speaker 1: on that. Okay, no, no, it's not our Scott is
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  Speaker 1: not on that. What you're talking about the same million?
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to discuss that's what he's saying. You know, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's what that was. Okay, Okay, I didn't. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know he was using that. Just I'm just trying. Why
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  Speaker 1: would I I mean, I'm not getting frowning at a million,
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  Speaker 1: but I have done that over shows. So do you
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  Speaker 1: realize how reach you up? Yeah? He knows. I think.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think you obsessed with it? You don't want
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  Speaker 1: to answer. I mean, I'm not. I worked towards it
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  Speaker 1: a lot. M h. But let me ask you a question, though.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta work towards something. Yeah, I'm not obsessed more
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  Speaker 1: I am with the vision of what it accomplishes for
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: others and me, because like right now, I'm I'm in
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: the game primarily primarily for my grandkids. Are you enjoying it?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all love my work.
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  Speaker 1: I really do. But I'm in it for the grandkids
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  Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, see, two shows. I make enough in
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: two shows to have a lifestyle, a really, really good lifestyle.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: The rest of it is for them to set aside,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: because I can't leave them the shows, and I can't
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: leave them these jokes. So I gotta build some type
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: of empire, some type of business structure to leave my son.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Like my son, Steve is working hard to learn my
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: business so he could take something over. I want my
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: children's children. I want my grandchildren's children to know my name.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: He was storing up for them, And the only way
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: for them to know your name is you gotta leave them.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: So do you have a portrait in your lie? Does
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: he have a portrait of him? Write it down, say
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: I'm your great great grandfather's Steve Hark. You can't know, okay, right? No?
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  Speaker 1: Think were your video for them? Yeah? Just hey, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never met y'all, but I'm I'm your great
• 1:07:30
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  Speaker 1: Morning show Jay is here to murder yet another hit? Jay?
• 1:07:41
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  Speaker 1: it out on the Steve Harvey Morning Show, The Sun
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  Speaker 1: and George yours is way too small. Too small, dude,
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  Speaker 1: it's way too damn small. Come on, man, Nobody White
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  Speaker 1: is gonna tell you this. That song is pretty much
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: dedicated Dammy Jackson still wears one movie. It's really good. No, um,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: which one? You were like, you would love it? A
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: lot of cussing in that movie? Oh yeah, you would like,
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  Speaker 1: would love it. It's exciting, it's a lot of custom,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of fighting. You would love that part about it.
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  Speaker 1: But it's good. He really does. It's really good. He
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  Speaker 1: got some moves. It is kango, but dedicated to George.
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  Speaker 1: One who wears one who husband who needs a larger
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  Speaker 1: size of kango. Yeah, he's wearing one. The one he
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: wears is way too small, way too small. It looks
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: like a yamica on top of he just refused to
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: get a new one. Yeah, you know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: He's got to see that as small. I mean it's
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  Speaker 1: cutting off the circulation to his brain. I know you
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  Speaker 1: feel that. Yeah, you guys know, Yeah, he got to know.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know how he got to own his head.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: But it's way too small. Yeah, yeah, it's stretched out.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: It's just it's very well. This friendship is for Joe.
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  Speaker 1: I be damn he gonna help him. It's the problem
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: that man, you can't talk about my mama for that
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  Speaker 1: many years I had Jake something Well, you mean me
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  Speaker 1: and Joye my other mama. That's Manda joy. I mean
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: that goes with friendship, don't we know what Joma mama know? Mama? Yeah,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: when she's out you know, yeah, well she get locked
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  Speaker 1: up a life for fistfighting clubs and stuff like that.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: But she good people. I like them. Not man, man,
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  Speaker 1: you can take a punch. Manna could have got too.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, straight up, you don't flinch or nothing, don't
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  Speaker 1: hurt like delaresa Knights. That's all you got. I'm so uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: Was uncomfortable to George with That's uncomfortable. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening, all right. We have a
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: little time to kill here, Steve. This game is so
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: hot today that we've been playing one. Got to go.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Jay came up with this. I got one, I got try,
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  Speaker 1: we take out Cube ye though, Yeah, okay, so whoo
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  Speaker 1: who could have normally most hang out with. There's no
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  Speaker 1: way I'm gonna hang out with jay Z. It's no way,
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  Speaker 1: no Snoop Possibly it's a good but you guys see
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  Speaker 1: who you got? Who you guys? That's too hard. That
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  Speaker 1: one's too hard. That's pocket is the only one. I
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  Speaker 1: really didn't know. I know these other brothers. Man I met,
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  Speaker 1: but in terms of pockets, pocket was a movement, and
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  Speaker 1: so he has Jay Yeah to feel yea my head.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we can't decide on that one, Tommy. That
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  Speaker 1: was too good. All right. More of the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up and some trending news at thirty
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  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show. Uh one got to go. It's what we've
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: been doing all day. One got to go, Ladies, Denzel Washington,
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  Speaker 1: Idris Elbow, No, Will Smith, the rock ladies. One got
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  Speaker 1: to god. You can know what I'm gonna go with
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: the rock. I'm gonna go with the rock. Yeah, I'm
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: going with the rock. Well, Will, it's just he's been
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: and we've been doing enough. Well, you ain't gonna like
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  Speaker 1: my answer. You ain't gonna like my answer. We all
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: got to go, you know, not to do this, but
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  Speaker 1: understanding though exactly, Man, you ought to do one. You
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: ought to do one for women too. The ladies put
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  Speaker 1: together listen, ask okay, okay, all right, all right, halle Berry.
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  Speaker 1: That's all for him. Uh Mega, Stallion, you can stop
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  Speaker 1: right then. Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez by Stallion, Bye bye, Stallion,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: far about your foot bye. Yeah, I'm gonna have to
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: go with your Stallion simply because I don't really know her. Yeah,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: but Halle jlo Jo, Kim Kardashian and Kim Kardashian. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I love the Stallium, she got the mad Let's pull
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: the Stallion out and put beyond Halle Beyonce, who Jo, Halo,
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  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian, that's who. That was my list, and you
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  Speaker 1: substituted the Stallion to go to go? Are you go?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Jg gonna show up? I know that, I know. And
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: you don't want any entanglements. You just trying to stay
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: with the least amount of problem. If you try to
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: stay out of a situation, you leave, ye yes, Oh man, Okay,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: well it ain't It ain't much. Hally ain't leaving at all. Well,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: because I know Halle. Halle had to go because you
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: know him, Yeah, I know him. Oh so you okay, Well,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: I know one thing. Denzel and Edress aren't going anywhere
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: ever in life. Get rid of when they die and
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: come back. Yeah, they're still in the list. They're still No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not. I didn't pick them calls of flyness,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: I just because I know Halle and for anybody thinking
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know A like that, but I just
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  Speaker 1: know him. Okay, you know I don't know him like
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: day at all. All Right, So we'll be back with
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  Speaker 1: our last break of the day and some closing remarks
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  Speaker 1: from our fearless leader, the one and only mister Steve
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  Speaker 1: hard Day. Right after this, you're listening to Steve here
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  Speaker 1: we are end of the show. Um, with just one
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: more thing you're closing remarks. Uh. You know, today I
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: want to still stay on the encouraging tip and I
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: want to talk to people about something that you should make.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: These are just suggestions, folks. You know, I don't know everything,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: but these are some things that I do to personally
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: keep myself moving forward in a positive direction because I'm
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: always trying to accomplish something new. You know, I'm never satisfied. Well,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: it's not that I'm never satisfied. I'm never complacent. I
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: don't I don't believe in sitting still. I don't believe
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: in and not moving forward. I just don't see it.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Every day I try to wake up an
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: approach and attack a new challenge. I've always setting goals
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: out there because it just gives you something to aim
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: for throughout the day. What are the things I want
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: to remind people of something that I do, and up
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: you're invited to do the same. Miss you know, have
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: a life feel with a mission, have a life field
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: with a mission. You're gonna have several missions in life,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: but get your life filled with missions. Remember the show
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Mission Impossible, and remember that tape recording that used to
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: come on every day and tell the guy what to do,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: and then at the end of it, the tape with
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: self destruct. But that became the mission. It became the purpose,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: the task at hand, and until you completed that task,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: you came back in. And that's what the whole shows are.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: It's really funny thing, you know. It's tape recording comes
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: on and then it fearses and disintegrates, and that's your mission.
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  Speaker 1: I still do that, man, It's sort of a funny analogy.
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  Speaker 1: But I try to create a mission in my life
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  Speaker 1: all the time. And in order to accomplish your mission,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: one of the things you have to do is you
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: have to surround yourself with people who are about the
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: same mission. That will be no missions accomplished. In life
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  Speaker 1: solely by yourself. I don't I can't think of anything
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: that you can accomplish solely by yourself. You know, even
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: if you want to have a relationship with God, Yeah,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: you can have relationship with God, but to draw closer,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: you know, you gotta have some type of toolge. You know,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: you gotta read some scriptures. Somebody's got to show you
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: another way to approach it. Somebody go, Man, if you're
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: going through this, read this or read that, and it
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  Speaker 1: sort of helps you with your goal leaving in that.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know anything that you can accomplish mission
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: wise alone. So you need to surround yourself who with
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: people who are like minded. As a motivational speaker, sometimes
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: when I'm going I use my motivational pictures that I
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: keep in my phone and I put them up on
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: the big screen and I show them to people. And
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: one of my favorite pictures is a picture of these
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: lions walking and the expression on the lion's face because
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: they've they've woken up from their nap and they're going
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: out for the hunt. And if you look at lions
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: when they're walking to go out on a hunt, they
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: all have that same determined look on their face because
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: they all about the same mission. You ever notice when
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: lions ready to go out on the hunt, they leave
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: the cubs back at the den because, see, it ain't
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: no time to play out here, because we're going out
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  Speaker 1: here to feed, We're going out here to hunt. So
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: they leave the cubs back in the den when they
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: go out on the hunt because they ain't got no
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: time for no foolishness. And I have this picture in
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: my phone of these lions just striding and if you
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: look at all the looks on their face, they're serious.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: It ain't no playtime because everybody is on the same mission.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody is of the like mindedness that it takes to
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  Speaker 1: accomplish the mission. And the caption says, surround yourself with
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: people who are on the same mission. And I'm saying
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: that to you today. Find someone who is about the
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: business just like you are. Start hanging out with people
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: who are goal oriented, who are success minded. Somebody was
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: talking to somebody one time and they said, man, Steve,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: let me manage you something. Why rich people are always
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: talking about money? That would get on my nerves. Okay,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: what else you want to talk about? You want to
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: talk about? What happened on the Real Housewives. What you
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: want to talk about, what's going on in the theaters today,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: we can talk about that. But when I get together
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: with my friends, we get together. We on a mission.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: I even play golf with people who are on the
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: same mission as me, you know, because we have like mindedness.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: I don't play golf with a bunch of single friends
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: because see, now, when we're not playing golf, we're not
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to single. Man. I need people just
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: want to go play golf, Go to the clubhouse, have
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: a cigar, get yourself a drink, get yourself somebody, and
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: gonna go to your room because we gotta get up
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: early to morning play this tournament game. We got going again.
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  Speaker 1: That's just it. Even when I play, I play with
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: people of like mindedness. I don't play with people that's
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: that's doing something else because I don't need the distraction.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: It's very important that you surround yourself with like minded people.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Find them somewhere. See. It goes along with an old saying,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: you've all heard this. If you're the smartest person in
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: your group, then you need a new group. Got you
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: can't be the smartest person in your group. Man, you
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: gotta have somebody that knows a little bit more about
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: the journey, or it's familiar with a certain thing that's
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: going to happen on the journey, where they can give
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: you a suggestion when you get to that point. Everybody
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: ain't got to be good at everything. Sometimes you have
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: specialty people. It's like you know when you assembling your team,
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: all of your friends ain't the same. Some of your
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: friends you don't have spiritual messages for you. Some of
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: them just have uplifts, some of them just cool to
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: be around. Some of them do the same things you do.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: But surround yourself with people who are on the same mission.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: It will make your journey to the top a lot smoother.
• 1:23:54
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