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S2E23 - Facing Stars · No Latency

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Last time on no latency, we've never been to space before.
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Can someone please get Retros? Puke, or in space?
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We feel eyes what we've just done?
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Like, actually, as a good point, I never really thought about how
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to get back. Are we gonna die out here?
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I'm making a rule right now. No guns.
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You know, what's cooler than space?
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Terrorist space, pirates, space, virus, weeknights actually,
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right. I'm sorry.
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Is there a someone with a A gun in there.
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Yes, yeah there's somebody with the gun.
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This is incredibly stupid to have guns in space Yar.
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We're also taking over the spaceship.
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My point. The gun at him.
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What? Pirates.
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Now Yar. Here we come.
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A plan already. Charity.
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Going to grab her. All right, I'm running.
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I'm running, I'm gonna grab her. Don't worry, Alice tireless,
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sorry, I'm still feeling that pill.
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Is it that? Or the VAP or the mixing of the
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two, they took my vape away from me.
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I did not happy. You deserved it?
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We got wet. It's not my fault.
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I make everybody wet. He'll hear footsteps stamping as
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they. Make that footsteps on spaceship
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noise. That's very cool.
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That's right here, the door. Bursts open Alice first sin.
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Jeb grabbed her. And all right.
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Yeah, pulls out from her back. Before you go to grab her.
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She pulls out a giant glass sword and it flips open food.
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Oh shit. Oh shit.
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She's she's hot. I pull out the gun.
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Oh, she flips the sword around and pulls out a stun gun and
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point it at you. Please don't shoot a gun inside
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the spaceship ever. Alright so that is that is what
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happens there just to be clear. Yes okay yes I'm an astronaut
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you can trust me Cowboy also put the fuck are you all doing in
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here? No wonder we were overweight.
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Well it's kind of a long story. Mostly we just want to come to
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spice but we're awesome. What the fuck are you doing on
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the spaceship? She steps forward into the
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chamber Tom James he wouldn't pick me so I thought I'd join
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know James dumb fuck she takes But the gun and smack him across
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the face, go and smack them across the face.
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With with the butt of the gun. I'm going to fire off my grapple
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arm to grab their arm with the glass sword and yank them
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towards me, and hopefully breaking the wrist in the same
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method. Okay?
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Okay, no. Okay, no.
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All right. I'm a role for that.
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Yes, I do. Okay, that's not a free action.
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My God. Okay.
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Players always think it should be a free action.
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It's true 21. What was that?
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Damn, you grabbed her arm and she gets yanked towards you.
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You don't break her arm. The she gets pulls towards you
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through the air her feet to disengage Rolled high enough to
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not have her arm be broken in half, although he's probably
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bruised it pretty badly and she throws the sword to the other
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arm as she comes flying towards you.
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She throws the gun up towards the ceiling.
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And now, with her arm attached to your hand, is now coming.
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Hurtling towards you with her sword.
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In her other arm. Oh, you got yourself into this
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mess shit. Roll evasion.
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Can I get 20 to 15 the glass sword pings off the wall with a
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glass like scratch? Everyone can feel this horrible
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noise through the center of their spine as she tries to get
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around you. She takes six damage to the
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chest. A blading, some of her armor and
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really winning her. Her attack is not successful.
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But yours is and she falls to the ground.
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Do you let go? Well, yeah, well I was going to
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say is that as as they were making that that sword narrowly
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misses by me, chinks into the wall and reflexively I flail
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out. Accidentally grabbing my shovel
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that I put to my side. And well, like that ducking down
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and smack him in the head. Yeah.
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You hit her in the sent sent her.
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And she flies to the down. Door.
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I will not let them go but I will probably let go of my
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shovel and try to Grapple with them.
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So that way they at least they're like a woman, they have
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no weapons on them, hold on retro.
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I might be able to help you as I see as I see them grappling.
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I pull out one of my tranquilizer darts and I'm going
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to try to train 16 hits it, hits her, in the side of the neck,
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puncturing her space suit. Oh, oops.
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So, now if she goes into a vacuum, so you will very slowly
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suffocate as this model. Oops.
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But she has to roll resist, torture drugs, fail, fail, fail,
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fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail 14, nope, not enough,
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and she passed his out. Weightless in space by the door.
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Wait, her Breeze came unglued. Yeah, my grapple cyber arms.
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Shot out a cable. Grab their arm and rip them
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towards me. Hell yeah dude.
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Oh yeah. Then walking on water.
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Okay, grab the tranquilizer. Darts have like a amount of time
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a month ago. When my arm retract back in.
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Imma let you finish. We have a few minutes of them
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being unconscious, so we could throw her in a closet somewhere.
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Lock her up in the cargo. I'm reaching in my backpack.
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I'm gonna pull out one of my two rolls of duct tape.
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I always carry on me when I'm a duct tape their arms and legs
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together, but you go. Are you just going to leave
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them? Floating well, I mean I'm done.
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Put them in the harness but I'm also making sure that there's
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duct tape. Okay.
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So you've got to take them to a harness in this room.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Drew my shovel back. And then now what I'm going to
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take a look at the store, they tried to kill me with It's a
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pretty cool. Sword was pretty girls.
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Lord, Hare. I mean, does anyone believe that
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sword? Because I got a pre to, I got a
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pretty sweet tactical, shovel for anyone wants to tray and
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it's a really cool sword. I'm happy with my about.
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Well yeah, somebody else can take it.
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Yeah. Would you like the sword?
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Clean. You all should rock?
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Paper scissors for it? Rochambeau poke already.
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Because this is I get the sword. What are you looking at an
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Auditors? Okay, let me know.
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I'll take a look at the sword. Thank you.
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Someone hand me that gun to and see what that does.
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The stun baton perception, but that's not even my tranq Dart.
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Good. Well, the lady had a gun.
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She was trying to shoot us with to, right?
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There's a tunnel. Yeah, I think so.
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That's right. You basic Tech 22.
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Yes, you recognize this as an excess glass sword.
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Looks like glass, but it's actually a synthetic
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polycarbonate mixed with actual glass to create an infinite
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amount of sharpness. As is the buzzword.
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It's really cool foldable concealable does 3D 3D 6 plus 3
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damage and can be swung twice and three times for one extra.
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Yeah, I heard about these. They have not a, they'll really
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be gone past the testing phase. At least is what they said in
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the media screen sheets. So 0 and its quality be reckoned
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with much my leg. I mean, I guess it was really
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meant for you. Ben de la.
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I'm just, I'm just jealous. All right, I'm just jealous
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because like we're going on this whole pirate thing.
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I wanted to Pirates or but, you know, it's cool to what I
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thought you were my old sword. What?
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So? As ice 3 D6, what plus 3 damage?
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Fuck. Yeah, as a rate of 52.
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It is not electrically. Conductive course notes.
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Polycarbonates. That way there is polycarbonate.
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It can be any color, including dark and for 1 lakh.
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If you burn a luck, you can swing it a third time.
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So, take a look at that pistol to or do we already kind of know
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that pistol is proprioception open Champion, I'm going to roll
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perception on Tech out of your mind.
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No, you're a, he said, roll perception, very Oakley wrong
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perception 26:26. Really good.
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Very, very, very well done. Retro, it's missing the guns.
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Missing. What?
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Where's know? It's missing.
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That's the thing. Is you saw where it went.
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You look exactly where it should be and because of like basic
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geometry and causality, you know, it should be in the corner
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up in the corner, near the vent and it is not, there it go.
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In the vent James, I was going to say sometimes stuff goes
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through. The cracks of the walls.
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Sometimes what really is fucking terrible liar.
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So you got that gun. Their jobs, anything.
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But I've got there sitting very normal.
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I'm really cool. Shoot him again.
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What know if you saw? We just did something to her
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right? You want to happen to you too
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late? I already saw them.
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Yeah, when you shoot him, I'm gonna pick his pocket, you hit
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them for 8 damage but that unfortunately is to ones in
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damage that's bad and the battery of your arrow.
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Shotgun indicates. You only have one shot left,
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okay? Can men do grab that pills?
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Now what did you roll? A 48.
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Okay. He's highly distracted.
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That is a that is that is a for, but he does not notice and then
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Del steals these pills from him hehehehe.
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Well, the one pill cut in half, you strapped, Alice down Van.
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Del's. Now stowed this sword upon them
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and it's hidden, and the gun is missing, James is looking quite
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defeated after being shot again. And as he as he stretches, he
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looks at you jab. And I'm gonna have him roll,
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resist torture drugs for no apparent reason.
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Hmm. No, no, no, yeah, yeah, Rosa 15,
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mmm. And you, you see him straighten
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up a little bit. Here, you're all 17 are all 15
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and he opens his palm and there's the stun gun in his
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hand. There it is.
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Someone grab, sorry, I'll take it.
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You like, grab snatch it out of his hand.
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Yeah, nice. All right, you might as well
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just tied James up to. This does not feel like this is
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a workable relationship. It really does not James.
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I'm sorry. You have revoked your piracy
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preservatives. Well what?
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No, get off me. No, we can just throw you tie
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him to the chair back down to a swabbie.
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You can just pin this all on him, you know as we really know
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for sure. We will you fucked up.
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James, he really starts to wake Vision.
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So blurry. What's going on?
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Ellis? I don't mean to alarm you.
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Yeah, you're going to have to stay there for now.
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Sorry we may eventually need you to help.
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You know, pilot this this ship, but now that's even lower than
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what do you want? Why are you doing this?
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Why have you teamed up with James?
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He's a prick. Oh no, we tied him up to.
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He has a perk for sure. James I took your gun James, you
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fucking, hmm. You left the door open, didn't
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you? That's how they got in here.
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Fuck James. If this is for Real, we're all
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dead. You know that right?
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What we would hold on. While we are, we did our
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corporations are really mean and if you fail their experiments
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and, you know, we're going to kill you in a way that no one
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remembers. It's all really bad.
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Yeah, but we are landing this, this spaceship, right?
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I have no idea what you're doing.
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You tied me to a fucking chair. Bad boy.
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Speaking of which the other astronaut we should probably
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make sure we get him while he's doing his business.
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Guess what? Goes in the wall?
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You hear a flush. Well, so much for that to the
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pipes. We hear a there's Plumbing um,
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water flowing on it. Yes, they do in normal space,
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ships very regularly, get rid of human waste.
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Get me wrong. I'm just saying they have it.
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Cyber world. Where water is sometimes as Sin,
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they have water piping on a This is why corporations are insane
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and out of control in the waste of money.
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You hear footsteps. Let's jump a please.
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Say something so that way. We can fuck him up.
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Please do slight. No, wait, well anything you say.
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It's going to be on your having a higher.
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I just didn't think it felt like an hour everything.
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Okay. Alice and the voice gets fainter
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and you hear a door Shunk open and shut.
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Whoa, whoa, wait here. Eventually it's okay and the
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door opens and in walks George Orwell?
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I was what James the fuck are you doing here?
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He steps into the room. Oh, God damn it.
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Fucking space, pirates. Are and give him.
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All right. No, but he pulls out my stun
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baton, Jeb, and I need you to roll, we're not doing a full
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initiative, but I need you to roll initiative to see who gets
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to attack. First, you did roll a crit.
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Oh sure. So it's not George.
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Still going to count. They have to snow as James, not,
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George James has tied up. Hey, we still did better than
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VB, he did better than jab, fine!
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Fine! He did better than almost.
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I'm space managering. This I think I honor actually
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goes first. What?
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I came. I have higher reflexes, gradual
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sure what you gonna do to stop them smacking, Jeb on top of the
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head, on the other side of the room, I'm going to pull out my
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electric whip, whip him. No, no, you let go.
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The whip on the second one and it starts spinning through the
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air. One of the tips smacks it, James
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and the face and why you're doing this.
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It's enough of a distraction for Jeb to be hit 47 damage.
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Yeah. But you also get electrocuted as
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that hits and you take over all 5hp points of damage but okay
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and you can smell your nose hairs of burnt and he attacks
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you again because He gets to attack twice, 18 role of Asian
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Asian tour. Just hits you for six damage and
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you feel that electricity all over your body again then
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there's that pushes you back. You slide across the magnetized
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floor when he pulls out his dart gun, what the fuck is going on
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somebody, please help me my whip.
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I'm so sorry. We're just gonna we're just
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gonna lock this this spice. Thing.
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And we're going to be a part of it but it's not really gonna
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change anything but you do. So why don't we figure out a way
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that we can get what we want and you guys can get what you want
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which I assume is just didn't get back home, safe, right?
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Well, I do II don't really know what's going on.
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I just know that we are reaching a point in orbit soon and I have
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to report back to home base. So yeah, we should So either you
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start talking really fast, or I'm gonna tell them that you're
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here and change them and tell them you're here.
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No I didn't mean to, I'm gonna pull my gun out of my backpack.
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I'm gonna aim for the porthole and on my face I'm gonna just
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start purposely glitching out putting scary, like nice ones,
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having it all go, not so crazy and persuade, if you don't push
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you up and down and give us exactly what we want.
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To fucking destroy this entire ship and I'm gonna kill every
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single fucking one of us and guess what?
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No one's ever gonna know what the hell happened?
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Because you think a corporation's gonna let anybody
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know that exactly what happened out here.
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Not a fucking chance. So you might as well, just go
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ahead and put that shit down and let fucking do what we say or
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shit's going to get real crazy up in this bitch.
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Enjoying the full Misfit Adventures versus save, the d8
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There is Haven the Paladin or I rip off the flesh arm and I beat
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you to death with it. Give me the Barbary.
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I've got to be my blood, it's probably will be in the future.
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I'll take it Brash The Bard. Hey wait, I did.
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These were a different cards. I swear.
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And Shelly the sorcerer man, we can put in jail again for this,
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Ima Be Real. Real upset, join their Journey
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as they roll. The dice battle fearsome
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monsters. I rolled a natural one.
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Oh no, my spirit and outsmart their phones.
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He's fucking crazy, right? And it just lets go of it and it
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floats in or what? So, what do you what do you
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want? All right, George.
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Yes, Sergeant George. It's, well, I'm the captain now.
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So, there it is. I'm gonna need you to listen to
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me. You're going to report back when
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we get to orbit. Is that what he said?
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Staple. Yeah, when we get stable, you're
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going to report back. And then you're going to come in
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here, and we're going to duct tape.
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You to this chair, we're going to Sitchin your harness and
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you're going to wait there and we're all going to get home
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safely. If you just listen to us, okay,
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I have a few reports to do as the process continues to do, one
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for each satellite, and then one for re-entry and then obviously
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support someone. Now, one for each satellite, not
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that there's this that not, there's more than one satellite
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course, we're all ship. We know there's more than one
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satellite. Anyone for re-entry.
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Do you know, why do you just not ask questions?
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I don't ask questions. That's why I got that first.
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Okay, so don't ask any more questions.
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Go to your report. Should I tell them about my
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shit? It was really good fucking
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James. Yes.
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Tell them about your your bowel movement and George turns
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around, you know what? I'm not really here for a fight.
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Neither. There are we okay, I just wanted
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to go to space, you know like on the fit tube and stuff.
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If you move to the Earth, it's incredible.
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I started as I dropped a deuce and it was a life-changing
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experience. Oh my God.
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I see what you did. You did you get a cowboy them?
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That I do this. Gotta try it.
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Just in fact a log and looking at the world goddamn wait is
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this some kind of allegory? You have of you want to shit all
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over the world and this is the only way you're able.
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To act actually accomplish that. No, no.
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It's a throning thing. And it really bothers James that
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I plan to take a shit in Space Jam.
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It's so disgusting. You're gross.
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You just keeps on going. Autumn sweet a train in every
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day as his base and was thinking shit his face.
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So one of the scientists showed off about how the system uses
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shit to make energy and he was like I'm going to power space.
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Wow the moments of the air circulated around here will be
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powered by my dookie dollar love science.
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All right I want to make reports please don't kill me right.
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Okay well that's all I really wanted to tell him about how
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he's actually doing the right thing by letting us take over.
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And how we're actually stopping an evil Corporation, but it's to
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know that. Yeah, I think he's good.
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Are we honest? I think he's living his best
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life right now. He just accomplished his like,
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number one dream. And that's something that I
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myself am envious for that. They have gone on accomplish
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their number one dream. More like their number to Dream.
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Alice. Yes, will tell you.
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This is actually the right thing to do.
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You could have told me James is bleeding with your fuck James
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at? Yeah, just one moment.
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I'll patch his head up. You pull, you pull the visor
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back properly. He's got massive black guy from
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whether shovel hit him is bad. I'm his His eyes, his left eye
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as bloodshot and you can see a blood blood vessel that's burst,
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but it doesn't look like it happened from being hit.
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It looks like it happened with him, not properly pushing
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against the g-forces that to himself.
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As you're staring at his face, the eye, as he moves around
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fills with blood around it and that he starts to Blake.
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Can't really see out of my left eye.
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Yeah, that doesn't look good. To Good James.
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Whoa, no, that's not a thing. You want to hear it?
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It's like, man. Just kidding, you'll be fine.
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You pop, you pop, the blood vessel?
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Oh no. Try to want rolled a one as
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you're scanning him. You notice he started have a
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panic attack. Oh my goodness.
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I still just took the second pool on the ship.
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Oh God. Now.
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Yeah, I very old one and shits himself.
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I very quickly patch him up and then leave.
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Well. Now James is it has all first
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aid, James and the Giant. Can't do chemo.
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All right. I was gonna say, don't cry, 17.
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You do a really good job. There you go, get us new, you'll
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be fine. I give them a pat on the head
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and walk away. He things little bit of Health.
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Who is there anything we need to worry about for either of these
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two. They're both fine, right?
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They'll be fine. Nothing to worry about Alice,
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are you okay? What do you mean that you're
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doing this for the good or? I mean it's really it's really
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funny that you made James shit himself.
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That's fun. That's really funny.
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But do you know what you're doing in space?
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Getting to be in space? Does my resume climbing the
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corporate ladder sick and tired of being like an assassin for
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hire and my strength and Agility and quick.
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Smarts is exactly what they needed.
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I just don't want to fight anymore.
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More. So when it's go into space
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launch them shit. And go home, get pallet load of
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money and sit on my ass. That's all you have to do.
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They never have to know that we were here.
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Yeah. You know you still are going to
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launch those satellites. We just need to make some
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adjustments satellites. Oh yeah.
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There's two. I didn't know about that, by the
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way I have no idea. See, they were lying too and
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there were going to use them for ungood purposes.
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And we're going to fix that, okay?
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I mean one of them is literally an assassination satellite so if
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one of them is a space laser. Wow.
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Fuck really. Yeah.
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All right. Rob persuasion.
28:41
I mean you mean you made me me me me me me me, me me 22.
28:52
Holy shit and Alice looks down. All right, I know George.
29:01
Didn't tell you on purpose. It's a drone in the hallway, but
29:06
can we trust you? I mean, you've really persuaded
29:08
me. That's 22.
29:09
So, and you haven't actually killed anyone.
29:15
All we did was James poop himself.
29:18
Yeah. And that's super funny.
29:20
It does stink in here. Did a poo.
29:24
So are you just going to let us launch the satellites?
29:26
Why did you come to space them? So we had to get on the ship to
29:31
change the code. Yeah, well that makes sense.
29:36
I'm not here to crystallise, I mean.
29:39
Yeah, I mean that's why I did it.
29:41
Yeah. So it's a shared dream for all
29:43
of us. All right.
29:45
Well yeah, there's a drone in the Next Room, the ship's mental
29:49
and autonomously women to to land in pods.
29:52
The ship isn't habitable when it lands, it's partly cooling
29:56
system. Wait, how many pods are there,
30:01
too? How big are they 5H?
30:04
Oh great. I got scared for a second white.
30:08
The full occupancy of the ship but again, I have to have to
30:12
bring this up because someone else has pointed this out and I
30:16
feel like it needs to be getting since we have those people.
30:20
Have you noticed that there's a lot of seating on this ship and
30:23
there's only two people supposed to be on air one.
30:27
Why is that? That because they're gonna reuse
30:30
the ship eventually and see space is going to have a space
30:33
station and wanted to use these as like a glorified taxi.
30:37
And obviously all those these RS at Bay, like the seating in the
30:41
set, by you've sat here. Hmm.
30:46
It's at Bay that seems really obvious to us seating and
30:51
Technology Bay. Oh boy I'm really your favor.
30:56
I was just because I don't really have all that.
30:58
Factory senses but I can tell by the paint on your face.
31:01
I'm just gonna go ahead and I'm going to reach over to James is
31:03
suit and disclose their visor Chef.
31:07
Oh no. Don't know.
31:16
You can trust us. Oh yeah I got a hack.
31:19
I got a hack that settle it to don't.
31:20
I okay got put in the nose code. Lemon, Hackett related to do,
31:32
boom. As you try to open the panel,
31:38
the panel, the shocks, you as you rolled accurate fail.
31:42
All right, I got shut out one of the lights goes off.
31:47
Fuck. Okay, try again, be a little
31:53
more gentle. Come on.
31:55
I'm gonna I'm gonna Pat I'm going to Pat.
31:56
It just like come on, come on, sweet thing.
31:58
It's all right and I just just let Daddy in so it'll be it'll
32:01
be nice and simple 26. Yes, panel opens and this is a
32:08
lower security system. It is a signal satellite but not
32:12
as much security as the other one and you find the place to
32:16
input your stream key essentially.
32:22
And a jack and which human, all right, I do the same thing I did
32:31
for the last out. Like, right, if you want to do
32:34
another carrier signal for this then, you've got a role again
32:36
for that. Otherwise you can just input the
32:38
code and have control over there.
32:39
Otherwise I'll just take a chance and roll and okay, if I
32:45
don't and I'm not gonna fuck her out.
32:47
So all right Now dog, 22 is not enough.
32:51
It was that enough then? I just go ahead.
32:54
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna take the shot, just boom.
32:57
All right, say you input the new stream key to the starcom
33:04
satellite, all three lights. Go green and you close the Hat.
33:09
Domino, now can use that and The Syndicate will not be able to.
33:12
I'll have to watch another one. Sweet.
33:16
Easy as that. Okay?
33:18
Not now. we've got a make sure they launch and then get out of
33:23
space. Well, our jobs really over.
33:28
Oh, actually question if they're Marching In Space, do we need to
33:31
leave these rooms when they launched them?
33:35
I would appreciate not being in here when that because it's not
33:38
there's no Oxygen. This is yeah.
33:41
That would be can you undercook take me?
33:43
I really would love not to die that way please.
33:49
Yeah, we probably should move them like my space suits ripped
33:53
so I'd probably die. Well, I can fix that.
33:56
Hold on, I'll take another piece of duct tape and just here.
34:04
I mean she shot me. Sorry about that.
34:10
Yeah, yeah, I fixed it. James is flailing.
34:17
Around cause you pulled down the sun shield as well.
34:19
So he called see, okay, I Put the shield up for him to.
34:27
Okay. Well don't you God?
34:31
It's awful enough. I take a few steps back.
34:34
Yeah we we gotta take care of him to I hear.
34:37
Right? You're gonna you're gonna open
34:38
this out. Like be with us in here.
34:40
No, you you'll be fine. We're not gonna be pretty cool
34:45
and that is pretty good. It's like my oxygen in to the
34:48
console, you know, we're not gonna be in here, why would We
34:55
be in here unless you want to be in here.
34:58
Whoa. Jeb know, kind of do plug
35:13
yourself in. Strap yourself in.
35:16
All right? Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
35:18
This dial doesn't seem. That's pretty badass.
35:21
Yeah. Okay, never mind, it's fine.
35:25
All right, does that mean that we have to all go in the
35:26
hallway? I was if you could deal with the
35:30
Drone I undocked a ballast. She rubs her wrists.
35:36
Well. Oh man, your cybertek had really
35:40
did a number on my forearm think.
35:42
I've sprained my elbow and you can, you can really, you can
35:46
really see that their right arm is hurting BB ah.
35:52
Yeah, I'm gonna have to patch you up to on that reductive.
35:59
Yes, Alyssa doctor on the Fly. That's always.
36:02
Yeah, it is. Actually it just all right, you
36:07
know what? Let me let me fix you now.
36:10
Just hold still and I'm going to they uncouple the sleeve and
36:17
peel it off so that you can work on their own.
36:20
He's like you wear help. Falafel, you know I guess we're
36:24
yeah, we're not hurting you all. We're helping you 19.
36:29
Yeah. You finds their wrists in their
36:31
elbow and they have slightly less movement with it, but it
36:35
hurts less you got anything for the pain.
36:39
I don't spend my credits. Mmm, Yeah one moment.
36:44
Yeah, don't take me to a ship to a chair so I appreciate.
36:48
Yeah, yeah. I suppose ripped my spacesuit in
36:50
space and make Shot me so alright, alright.
36:53
Okay you're right. I owe you.
36:55
I will give them some painkillers as well.
37:00
Thanks and I grabbed a few painkillers.
37:03
They take it down and relevation.
37:08
Well, excuse me, one moment, whereas is where is is getting
37:16
them. There the stuff I'm gonna
37:17
whisper over town is like, hey, do you think we should try to
37:20
give that in one pill that James brought to the two astronauts
37:28
she attempts to slap you? And you stopped her dead?
37:32
Sorry, I just well, okay, okay. I thought was really cool.
37:37
That was really. I just I just was pissed off
37:38
that you shot me. And I just wanted to give some
37:40
payback and sorry. I was trying to be dramatic.
37:42
Hmm. Well, I put her wrist down.
37:49
It's a try again sometime, because it didn't work.
37:52
Oh, that's cool. Because broiling has two hits.
37:54
Can you be a going except for? I can.
37:58
So it's okay. Try, try again.
38:02
Now that you have a really cool moment, you start the first one
38:05
she slaps. You on the other hand really
38:08
fucking hurt. Wow, okay, our even, thank you
38:12
fine. Your take any damage.
38:14
It's a light slap, but it really does.
38:15
Like, you know what I mean? Just like.
38:17
Oh, all right, Alice gets up. All right, let me deal with the
38:24
Drone. I guess.
38:25
I'll lock it in a bathroom or something.
38:29
Don't go in bathroom, too. This morning, Alice leaves.
38:32
The room, I'm surprised. I got two bathrooms in here is
38:36
better than your part of their retro white whip.
38:41
What was the best time you were at my apartment?
38:44
Listen, I only had to go once to know there's only one bathroom
38:47
in place. Obviously there's only one
38:49
bathroom but just because there's only one bath.
38:51
I mean, first of all of course this is cooler than my apartment
38:55
wearing fucking space even if it isn't any bathrooms.
39:31
Oh God. Get out.
39:42
Get out. Get out.
39:48
I Leave the Room. Yep.
39:50
And also follows me please, put my helmet.
39:55
You've turned my hands to the thing if you could, guys, guys,
39:59
guys. This isn't funny.
40:00
Ha ha, ha. Someone puts those juices.
40:05
The other side. Ready to go.
40:07
Excuse me. I don't care if it smells like
40:10
shit. I would prefer to live and he
40:12
starts shaking his head to try and make it come down.
40:15
I'll close this helmet. You could Ro 1 D 10 + cool if
40:19
you want. Yeah, I think I might just.
40:22
Yeah. I just as as he is a like
40:30
sitting there panicking. TV kind of just leans down like
40:34
Boop, some on the nose, and then close, this is and then
40:37
quantify. This is so cool.
40:44
I forgot that it smells really bad and I very quickly make my
40:49
way out of here because it got like 20 seconds.
40:52
Jeb, you have 10 seconds to leave the room, I'ma behind you.
40:56
Now, retro, you do realize that you're now going to be in here
41:00
for a minute. Yeah.
41:02
God, all right you are in a space suit though, so you can
41:05
breathe and we apply what we've learned in the oxygen,
41:08
everything? Because I have a life.
41:13
Yes, that's right. James looks at you retro and
41:17
shakes his head. Oh yeah.
41:21
And you notice that he hasn't been fully strapped in just duct
41:26
tape, holding down his left side because no one checked Hmm, he's
41:31
holding on for dear life. The door opens in front of you
41:39
as a arm comes down from the ceiling grabs the satellite?
41:43
Operation has begun and the iris opens and the room Falls silent
41:53
as all of the air inside is pulled into vents at the same
41:56
time trying to lose as little as possible.
41:58
Some of it Puffs out into the open in the Blackness of space.
42:08
You see the eternity of the universe?
42:15
It's whisper quiet here in space and you see below the curvature
42:21
of the earth and the Mastery of the universe has this satellite.
42:26
You can kind of hear announcements very faintly
42:29
reverberating through the physical mass of the ship but
42:32
everything sounds like a hollow tube around you.
42:38
You'll finally in the most silent place you have ever been.
42:42
The Eternal Blackness of the sky above you and you look as this
42:47
satellite Maneuvers itself, into position above the planet and
42:53
gets into its orbit. If I could tear up over my wood
42:57
right now, and you look over at James, And we'll for you, just
43:03
rolled a seven and he's holding on to the chair for dear life.
43:07
His straps come off, but he's going to be okay.
43:12
Thank God. I really felt so bad.
43:23
You know, just James, just soiling himself.
43:31
I felt bad that that had to happen but he's fine, he'll be
43:36
great. Also that he was just taped to
43:41
the deceit and not actually properly strapped.
43:50
Big deal. He's fine.
43:52
Is there a hole in the door? Yes, there's a bullet hole in
43:56
the door. Oh, he's fine.
43:59
He's fine. That shit a little coverage
44:22
basis of the entire universe. In front of you, talking about
44:25
your hat. All right, Mission Control.
44:28
We released both ships proceeding with scared of my
44:32
city and then we will return as per the mission plan and you for
44:38
a standing in a hallway. Well, considering the lack of
44:46
screaming from the other side of the door.
44:49
Either two things space. Ain't that scary or to no one
44:54
can hear you scream next time on?
45:11
No late. Has looked out and stared deep
45:20
into the abyss. I'm going to go check on Alice
45:24
and George. I will join you.
45:26
You can say that in order to do a safe landing, you had to
45:29
jettison one of the parts that actually makes sense.
45:33
That was fun. No, we're not going to kill him
45:36
shut. We could shove them all into one
45:37
pot after giving them that. Nobody knows exactly what
45:40
happened could. Put them all in one pot.
45:42
You're right. Is this ship have a black box?
45:45
Maybe you could see if George Alice knows how to help you.
45:49
You got any rope Aus? That's 100% accurate.
45:51
Yes, we have to do a spacewalk fork and then I need you to take
45:57
some medication. No promises.
46:00
That's right daffy's. Learned a lot from me.
46:02
A lot about both kinds of scalpels.
46:04
You got this retro or as going to be a tough one, and then we
46:09
get in the pot and we rescue retro.
46:36
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