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Steve Hustle Story, Comedy Roulette, Teacher Calls, Tips 4 Fall and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all don't know y'all at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given a.
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  Speaker 4: Bus busy.
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  Speaker 5: Listen to me. I want joy, Yeah, joy, you know you.
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  Speaker 6: Love you.
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  Speaker 7: Turn turn.
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  Speaker 8: I got to turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 7: You probably got to turn the mouth turn out to
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  Speaker 7: turn the water of the moat up. Look, come.
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  Speaker 9: Come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will. Good
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  Speaker 9: morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 9: dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: One and only.
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  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Uh huh, Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 9: got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, oh boy, boy, boy man. God has been
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  Speaker 1: good to me. I can't even.
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  Speaker 9: I can't even put it into words, man, But I try, though,
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  Speaker 9: I try, I try, I try.
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  Speaker 1: God does things for me just right on time. He's
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  Speaker 1: so cool with it.
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  Speaker 9: And I happened to run across Joel Oldstein on television
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  Speaker 9: like I often do all the time, and I.
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  Speaker 1: Was sitting there and he had such a timely message
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  Speaker 1: for me.
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  Speaker 9: A part of it was something that I've said oftentimes
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  Speaker 9: about if you really really want to be successful, if
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  Speaker 9: you really really want to, if you really really want
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  Speaker 9: to prosper, if you really really want to achieve greatness.
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  Speaker 1: If you really really want to have something.
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  Speaker 9: In life that's worth having, if you really really want
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  Speaker 9: to accomplish your goals, you got to push through all
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  Speaker 9: of it.
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  Speaker 1: He said that when you get closer to it, the
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  Speaker 1: more difficult it becomes. Did you hear me.
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  Speaker 9: He said, the closer you get to what it is
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  Speaker 9: you want or you need, or you have to have
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  Speaker 9: or you would love to be, it gets a little
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  Speaker 9: bit more difficult when you get closer.
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  Speaker 1: He told this story that's in the Bible that I'd
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  Speaker 1: never heard before.
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  Speaker 9: This is what he said. He said, there was a
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  Speaker 9: man who was paralyzed, and he had heard that Jesus
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  Speaker 9: was speaking at a house, and so he wanted to
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  Speaker 9: get there. So he convinced four of his friends to
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  Speaker 9: put him on a stretcher and carry him for hours
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  Speaker 9: to get to this house where.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus was speaking. He said.
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  Speaker 9: That along the way, these friends said that they went
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  Speaker 9: along because he had so much faith that if he
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  Speaker 9: could just get to him, it could be better that
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  Speaker 9: he could if he could just get over there and
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  Speaker 9: he could see him, that he might have a shot
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  Speaker 9: at getting here. And so he said, they took out
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  Speaker 9: along the way and they walked and they walked and
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  Speaker 9: they walked for hours. And then when they got there,
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  Speaker 9: the house was completely filled with people. That was absolutely
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  Speaker 9: it was packed wall to wall. There was absolutely no
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  Speaker 9: way for the men to get him on that stretcher
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  Speaker 9: end to see Jesus. This is a story that uh
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  Speaker 9: Joe Losting said is in the Bible, and he was
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  Speaker 9: telling it now. I'm just repeating the parts of it.
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  Speaker 9: I got gathered and so he said. They sat there
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  Speaker 9: and they went, wow, man, we walked all this weight
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  Speaker 9: and it's full, and and and and and and and
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  Speaker 9: we can't get there, he said.
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  Speaker 1: And then the guy with the affliction.
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  Speaker 9: Told the four men, if you get up on the
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  Speaker 9: roof and cut a hole in it and lower me down,
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  Speaker 9: I bet I could see him then, and I bet
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  Speaker 9: it to be all right now. He then said, you
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  Speaker 9: must imagined how these four men must have felt when
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  Speaker 9: you carry somebody for hours on on on on on
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  Speaker 9: on on the way. They had to carry some cloth
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  Speaker 9: connected by a couple of sticks, said the me and
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  Speaker 9: shoulders had to be bruised, had to have deep gouges,
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  Speaker 9: and them not cuts, but just indentations where they had
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  Speaker 9: carried the weight of this grown man for so many hours,
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  Speaker 9: and they looked at him in disbelief, like, man, what
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  Speaker 9: are you talking about. We done walked all this far.
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  Speaker 9: He said, yeah, but if you get up on that
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  Speaker 9: roof and you cut a hole in it and lower
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  Speaker 9: me down, I can see him and when he see me,
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  Speaker 9: it'll be all right. After sitting there and imploring the men,
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  Speaker 9: they went up and did just that, And then the
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  Speaker 9: story that Joel os Dean said, the man was healed.
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  Speaker 9: But the point he was making was he was saying
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  Speaker 9: that the closer you get to what it is you
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  Speaker 9: really want, the more difficult it's going to become. But
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  Speaker 9: you've got to push through. See, if you don't push through,
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  Speaker 9: you never know, so you can't get right to the answer.
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  Speaker 9: And because it gets really difficult, started creating those little
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  Speaker 9: saying that we got as people.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I guess it wasn't meant to be.
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  Speaker 9: I guess it wasn't the Lord's Now, man, I guess
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  Speaker 9: you should not give up right now.
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  Speaker 1: I guess you should keep pressing.
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  Speaker 9: I guess you should do more because see, in all
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  Speaker 9: of us, in all of us, when you've had enough.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to know something. You do have a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more in all of us. You can do
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  Speaker 1: one more. You know.
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  Speaker 9: That's one of my favorite things that I heard Joel
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  Speaker 9: Oldstein said, and it kind of made me feel good.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I always.
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  Speaker 9: Feel like I can do one more anything, and I
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  Speaker 9: tell my friends all the time, I can do one
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  Speaker 9: more man, I could do one more day. I can
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  Speaker 9: do one more anything. Now Here was the jewel that
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  Speaker 9: I never really knew that Joel Oldstein and God sent
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  Speaker 9: to me I needed to hear. He said that no
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  Speaker 9: matter what you're going through, no matter how long the
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  Speaker 9: challenge is you've been facing, God has an in date
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  Speaker 9: for it all.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear me?
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  Speaker 9: No matter what you're going through, no matter what challenge
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  Speaker 9: you're facing, no matter what situation you've gotten yourself into,
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  Speaker 9: God has an ending date. All you got to do
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  Speaker 9: is keep pressing forward. All you got to do is
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  Speaker 9: hang in there. All you got to do is don't
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  Speaker 9: give up. All you have to do is don't turn back.
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  Speaker 9: There is an end date for all of it, even
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  Speaker 9: when you think you've had enough. And boy, have I
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  Speaker 9: had this conversation with God on several things that I've
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  Speaker 9: been going through, and I've even told him, look, I
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  Speaker 9: got it, man. He said, just keep hanging on. There
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  Speaker 9: is an in date to whatever it is you're going through.
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  Speaker 9: There's an end date to your illness, your sickness, your
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  Speaker 9: tired of being tired. There's an end date to this
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  Speaker 9: relationship that you can't seem to get through. Beyond over
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  Speaker 9: that's like a cancer to you. There's an end date.
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  Speaker 9: But you've got to hang in there. You've got to
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  Speaker 9: keep pushing forward. You cannot turn around. You must not
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  Speaker 9: go back, because when God gets you through this and
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  Speaker 9: you break through to the other side, the reward and
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  Speaker 9: the benefit is far greater than the struggle.
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  Speaker 1: I oftentimes look.
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  Speaker 9: At some of the things that God has brought me
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  Speaker 9: through in my worst times, and when He brought me through,
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  Speaker 9: I went, Wow, Man, now that I understand that, Now
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  Speaker 9: that I'm on the other side and I have the
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  Speaker 9: benefit of the reward for it, would you do it
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  Speaker 9: all again to get that?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? I would.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening.
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  Speaker 9: Show, ladies, gentlemen, everybody, anybody somebody who that now? Do
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  Speaker 9: I have your attention? That's good because I need it
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  Speaker 9: because what I'm about to say now can only be
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  Speaker 9: said by a very very small minute group of people.
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  Speaker 1: It's about six of us to be exact.
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  Speaker 9: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: Now I'm gonna introduce you to that small group of
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  Speaker 9: people that can say that.
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  Speaker 11: Sherley Strawberry, Hey, good morning, Steve, Good morning.
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  Speaker 9: Carlin Farrell, Good morning.
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  Speaker 5: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Crew kill Space We call him Junior morning. I'm morning, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: King of praising Nephew.
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  Speaker 5: Tell me.
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  Speaker 1: If you can't hear, because I might go ever work.
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  Speaker 9: Mississippi Monica, she chunk up the morning. And the dude
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  Speaker 9: that told you it was a small group that said it.
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  Speaker 10: Me.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't know who I am, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what to tell you.
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  Speaker 10: Everybody knows you.
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  Speaker 9: Ladies and gentlemen, we are here. Thank you Lord for
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  Speaker 9: another day. I should appreciate it. The sun ain't up yet,
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  Speaker 9: but I showed praise God I am. And if you
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  Speaker 9: let me live to see.
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  Speaker 1: Another crack of dawn, Yes, Sir, I give you my word.
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  Speaker 9: I'm gonna do everything in my power to say thank
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  Speaker 9: you by taking this day and taking full advantage of it.
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  Speaker 9: I promise you Lord that I will make a concerted
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  Speaker 9: effort to forward and progress myself, to make myself better,
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  Speaker 9: and to do something today to make you proud of me.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do today. Anybody else gonna join
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  Speaker 1: in with that?
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  Speaker 10: I'm all right, amen, the hand raised up, let's go.
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  Speaker 10: I'm like how you think this morning, sir?
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  Speaker 7: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: Take that La Valance, take that same thing. Okay, just
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  Speaker 1: applying for me. Just as long as ain't in the hospital.
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  Speaker 1: That's a blessing.
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  Speaker 5: I do everything.
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  Speaker 1: I will get heavy.
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  Speaker 9: Well, you need to talk a little stronger in your mic,
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  Speaker 9: because I'm thinking you will sound like you're fading right now.
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  Speaker 1: No, Okay, there you go.
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  Speaker 5: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, nailing today, Steve. You know what, You're pretty.
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  Speaker 9: Good man, I really do. Man, I'm ready to own
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  Speaker 9: what these segments gonna be. But I'm ready for it.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 11: That's what I love this, coming to work like a listener,
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  Speaker 11: though you don't know what. That's why we like coming
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  Speaker 11: because it's an adventure. You just never know what's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 9: You never know, don't happen to come in here for
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  Speaker 9: no prep that ain't gonna happen. Why no, we know
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  Speaker 9: that pre radio show.
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  Speaker 11: Meeting after twenty something years, we know coming up next
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  Speaker 11: we'll hear from the nephews.
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  Speaker 10: He runs that prank back right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 10: morning show. It is time now for the nephew to
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  Speaker 10: run that prank back.
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  Speaker 12: What you have for his nep You drive all the
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  Speaker 12: way down there to the ballpark set up camp. Don't
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  Speaker 12: go in, hey gates, Let's go get the hell man.
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  Speaker 6: I'll speak to tea Rock speaking. Is this ta Rock?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 7: Man?
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  Speaker 6: Let me ask you something. All last year y'all was
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  Speaker 6: uh tailgating here in the parking lot at your apartments.
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  Speaker 6: Are y'all doing that.
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  Speaker 13: Again this year?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Always, that's what we do.
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  Speaker 6: Hey man, Hey, listen, man, I just move here about
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  Speaker 6: a year ago. Let me tell you something. All that
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  Speaker 6: noisees y'all be making down there, man, journey to get
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  Speaker 6: out some money.
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  Speaker 14: Over the game.
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  Speaker 13: Man, Hold on, hold on, man, hold on, hold on,
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  Speaker 13: hold on. First of all, you walk.
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  Speaker 3: My thing is, hey, we.
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  Speaker 13: Blow what we do out here?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 13: We all get together, brother, go to work. Man at
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  Speaker 13: the end of the week, wanted we want to get
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  Speaker 13: together and throw a little barbecue whatever. That's what we do.
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  Speaker 13: Let me coming with that. Dude.
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  Speaker 6: You anyway, y'all making too much for you live. I
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  Speaker 6: live here in the apartments too. Man, y'all make you much.
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  Speaker 13: Tell you what I tell you. We want to talk
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  Speaker 13: all that noise about what we're doing out here. Man,
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  Speaker 13: I think, now your bunket down here and say it
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  Speaker 13: to my faith for you don't don't worry about who
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  Speaker 13: I am. But I always saying man, first, man, I'm
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  Speaker 13: trying to have a good day, and I'm gonna hear
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  Speaker 13: like this this. Come on, man, who are supposed to
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  Speaker 13: be Man, I'm tea you right, God, I come down here.
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  Speaker 3: We do what we do.
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  Speaker 13: We all get together, we try to have a good
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  Speaker 13: time with it. And you want to come with this
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  Speaker 13: trying to mess my day up.
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  Speaker 3: Man, You know we just go on there.
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  Speaker 13: Do call man? No man, you know se'll all.
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  Speaker 6: Ignoise, man, disturbing people while they're in there.
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  Speaker 11: Mo.
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  Speaker 6: Man like say, look here, I'm telling this.
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  Speaker 13: At the end of the week, man, brothers get together,
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  Speaker 13: put the money together, man, and we get together and
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  Speaker 13: we try to have a good time. If you want
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  Speaker 13: to come down to join us, man, you're more than welcome.
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  Speaker 13: I'm trying to tell you more than welcome. Brother, come
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  Speaker 13: down and gravel play.
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  Speaker 11: Man.
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  Speaker 13: But man, please don't try to mess my day up.
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  Speaker 6: Though, DoD Please don't, man, please, and man, I'm trying
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  Speaker 6: to y'all messing my day up with all that damn noise.
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  Speaker 3: Man, come on, man, look, this is what we do.
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  Speaker 13: You want to join, you get joined. If you ain't
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  Speaker 13: gonna join, shut the all up. Hey, man, end me
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  Speaker 13: tell what you're gonna do.
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  Speaker 6: But let us do what we do.
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  Speaker 13: This is what we do on the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: This is how we have.
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  Speaker 13: We leave our stret want us try to do something,
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  Speaker 13: get together and have a good time. You want to
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  Speaker 13: try to mess that up?
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  Speaker 6: They talk said, Hey man, man, all I understanding is man,
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  Speaker 6: if y'all tell game, won't y'all carry y'all down to
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  Speaker 6: the stadium man and watch place.
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  Speaker 13: We can't all do that, man, We don't want to
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  Speaker 13: go down there. We want to get together. Well we
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  Speaker 13: all right, this is what we do, man, this is
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  Speaker 13: what we do. Ain't nobody ever complaining now one time? Now,
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  Speaker 13: one tell you the first first ever complained. We've been
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  Speaker 13: doing this three years. That's the first time we ever
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  Speaker 13: had a complaint. You know, you don't drive your monkey
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  Speaker 13: day in off white white white.
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  Speaker 6: Why y'all don't buy yall some tickets to the damn game. Man.
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  Speaker 6: What wht y'all go go to the game? Why the
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  Speaker 6: game went to be in my my parking lot?
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  Speaker 13: Well till like this man, we can't afford a ticket. Man,
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  Speaker 13: So we we should get together and we do what
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  Speaker 13: we can. We put our money together, we get together
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  Speaker 13: and that's what we do again. Like I said earlier, man,
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  Speaker 13: you more to well comes down. You want to bring
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  Speaker 13: this old monkey by yea god man, gone with that doc,
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  Speaker 13: gone with that man.
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  Speaker 6: Let me let me, let me let me tell you
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  Speaker 6: this right here. Man, if y'all file up that pit
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  Speaker 6: on Sunday, I'm coming down there and turning that.
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  Speaker 13: Show some time what over you know what y'all went on.
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  Speaker 6: I'm turning y'all, y'all fire that pit up, and I
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  Speaker 6: promise you I'm gona turn the damn barbecue pit on,
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  Speaker 6: and I promise you to.
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  Speaker 13: Be staying at the top of the church. You will
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  Speaker 13: be staring at the top of the church, and that
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  Speaker 13: you won't have me the flo You're gonna hit the float, man,
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  Speaker 13: You're gonna hit the don't.
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  Speaker 6: Don't find that pit up Sunday, you hear me, do
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  Speaker 6: not find it. I can't.
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  Speaker 13: It's gonna be Now I'm looking for the pig.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I'm looking for.
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  Speaker 13: Him that it's gonna be out there. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 13: out there.
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  Speaker 6: Kir cur your mother now finding what out there and
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  Speaker 6: told you that you're disturbing people, and you're disturbing me
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  Speaker 6: more than anything, you know, and y'all all last year,
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  Speaker 6: y'all tell dd right here in the damn apartments. Man,
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  Speaker 6: that's crazy, you know what, dude, I would apologize you.
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  Speaker 13: But let me stay like this. Man, you don't, y'all
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  Speaker 13: I say you, you come down and get a plate,
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  Speaker 13: you come down and join her. You know, we're just
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  Speaker 13: getting together and trying to make it a family down here.
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  Speaker 13: Just what you want to bring on me? Man, you
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  Speaker 13: don't smell the hop city. I'm on the other level now,
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  Speaker 13: I'm on that other level, okay, lead, I'm not my min.
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  Speaker 6: I was on the other level midway through the season
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  Speaker 6: last year when all that damn noise.
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  Speaker 13: Man, Now, oh my god, man, look, let me tell
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  Speaker 13: you something. My hit the show or somebody come down
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  Speaker 13: here to start with what we do. What we do,
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  Speaker 13: it's gonna go down. I'm gonna tell you like that.
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  Speaker 13: We ain't trying to have no we ain't trying to
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  Speaker 13: have no brown. We don't get down like that. We
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  Speaker 13: try to have a good time.
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  Speaker 5: That's all we do.
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  Speaker 6: We're been doing it for three years.
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  Speaker 13: We got the kids out here playing. We got the
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  Speaker 13: big screen out for everybody to watch the game. You know,
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  Speaker 13: are extending my some love our kids. Come out half.
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  Speaker 3: I played with her.
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  Speaker 13: But you're gonna talking about come and knocking my meal
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  Speaker 13: as long as I work.
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  Speaker 3: I promise you that not me to touch the ground.
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  Speaker 13: You're gonna touch the ground. Come on, man, don't go
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  Speaker 13: with there with that.
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  Speaker 3: Man, say, don't do that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Okay, look at them, man, I'm telling you right now, jogs.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Soon as I smell that barbecue pitt, soon as I
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: smell them charcoal, I promise you I'm turning it fro.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: Y'all ain't doing that this year. Man, y'all ain't doing
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: it this year.
• 18:41
  Speaker 11: Oh are you?
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Why you live?
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Doc?
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Don't you present yourself to me? Man wants to do that?
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: You know what? Man, you can meet me up there
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: at the least and off.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I'm at the leader.
• 18:52
  Speaker 13: I wanna start walking white natter at least off right
• 18:54
  Speaker 13: now so I see who the hell I'm talking. Ton't man, Okay,
• 19:00
  Speaker 13: well you need to see who gonna turn this pit over? Y'all,
• 19:02
  Speaker 13: ain't tell you.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I want to see that.
• 19:04
  Speaker 13: I want to see that happen because Susie Susians touched
• 19:07
  Speaker 13: my pit. I don't help me hit the flow. You're
• 19:09
  Speaker 13: gonna hit the flock. Put it in the meat, will
• 19:11
  Speaker 13: I'm trying to have a good chald you know, black
• 19:12
  Speaker 13: and you're trying to get together.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 19:14
  Speaker 13: Everybody come and drinking beer, nobody saying nothing but a
• 19:17
  Speaker 13: all of a sudden, Ken, your monkey's gonna come out
• 19:19
  Speaker 13: this Okay, I'll tell you what. Bring you up work
• 19:21
  Speaker 13: to the leasing office and I popish you. I'm sinning.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: I'm in the head. I'm in the head. You need
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: you need to bring in somebody with you. That's what
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: you need to do.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm I think.
• 19:29
  Speaker 13: I'm gonna bring with me.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I got to them and bring with me.
• 19:31
  Speaker 13: It's gonna be me, myself and I and I bet
• 19:34
  Speaker 13: you this here.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: You won't putting no meat on that grill, comes sonny, Okay,
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: I won't putting all that on that crib.
• 19:39
  Speaker 13: Now you rip me off. You gonna need at the
• 19:41
  Speaker 13: leasing office. He's on.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: I'm a beat.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Up.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, but dude, you know who you you do
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: you know who you're playing with? No?
• 19:48
  Speaker 13: I don't, and I I promise you when I find you.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: You don't know who you playing with?
• 19:52
  Speaker 13: Let me let me tell you who I am. Ye
• 19:54
  Speaker 13: tell them who you are.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: Call you.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: I am nephew Tomman from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: You just got by your boy, Bobby.
• 20:02
  Speaker 13: Oh oh my good.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: Many hee ron you more, Bobby, y'all, y'all, y'all.
• 20:13
  Speaker 13: Man, I'm missing you, losh you ma'a.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry man, you were you were fined up though
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: you alright.
• 20:21
  Speaker 13: I'm shocked, he says, hot out here. Anyone we don't kiss,
• 20:25
  Speaker 13: We don't.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: We can take it, man, y'all Sunday man, that's what
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: we do.
• 20:31
  Speaker 13: Everybody pitch in and we all get together. Man, it's
• 20:34
  Speaker 13: a it's a family thing.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: Oh sorry, man, you good man.
• 20:38
  Speaker 13: You couldn't let me ask you?
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: What's the baddest radio show in the land?
• 20:42
  Speaker 13: Man, the Steve Harry Morning Show?
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: Brother?
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: All right, thank you that you coming up next?
• 20:50
  Speaker 11: It is asked the clo with our Chief Love Officer
• 20:53
  Speaker 11: Steve Harvey and the building right after this, you're listening
• 20:58
  Speaker 11: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time for us
• 21:01
  Speaker 11: the clo. This one is from Anonymous in Indiana. Anonymous rites,
• 21:07
  Speaker 11: I'm engaged to a beautiful woman that I have known
• 21:10
  Speaker 11: for most of my life. This will be a second
• 21:13
  Speaker 11: marriage for the both of us, and we reconnected after
• 21:15
  Speaker 11: we both got divorced. I'm fifty seven, she's fifty six,
• 21:19
  Speaker 11: and she's old fashioned. She wants to wait until we
• 21:22
  Speaker 11: are married to have sex, and I don't want to
• 21:25
  Speaker 11: make that mistake. I haven't even seen her in her underwear.
• 21:29
  Speaker 11: I would hate to marry a woman that isn't on
• 21:31
  Speaker 11: my level sexually. Should I press the issue?
• 21:35
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Man, full court press? Yeah, we got to see.
• 21:39
  Speaker 9: But then one thing about it, man, women control the situation.
• 21:44
  Speaker 9: If they don't let you, you can't do nothing.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: So you know, that's it.
• 21:49
  Speaker 9: I mean, you can press the issue, but if that's
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: her wish, bro, it's nothing you can do about it.
• 21:55
  Speaker 9: And let me tell you something. Pressing the issue and
• 21:58
  Speaker 9: forcing the issues two different true we're talking about. You
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: can have a conversation about it if you choose to.
• 22:06
  Speaker 9: You know, you can try to use conversation, but that's
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: all you can do. That's all you can do, matter
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: of fact, no honor her wishes. Just go somewhere and
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: honor her damn wishes. And you don't want it, just
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: go somewhere else. Plenty women out here ain't got that rule.
• 22:25
  Speaker 9: They don't even do the ninety day rules. Sometimes find
• 22:27
  Speaker 9: you somebody else. Leave that good little lady alone.
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: They're engaged.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: They're engaged. Somebody asked somebody to marry, you know, a
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: beautiful woman. Can I get a something? Can I at
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: least get a Can I see him? Can he ask
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: somebody she been with? Can he ask me.
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: Like her husband?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: We need a referral, and we need something super, not
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: a reference. We're moving on.
• 23:03
  Speaker 10: LaToya and Baltimore says.
• 23:04
  Speaker 11: I'm twenty seven and my boyfriend is twenty five, and
• 23:07
  Speaker 11: he's so inconsiderate.
• 23:09
  Speaker 10: He drives me crazy. It drives me crazy.
• 23:11
  Speaker 11: We just got a place together, and his mother came
• 23:14
  Speaker 11: over to see her rental house, and she brought my
• 23:16
  Speaker 11: boyfriend's ex girlfriend with her.
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: He welcomed them in, and I went to my bedroom
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: after I barely spoke to them.
• 23:23
  Speaker 11: Even though his ex is married now, I don't think
• 23:26
  Speaker 11: it's appropriate for him to allow her into our home.
• 23:29
  Speaker 10: He called me immature and rude. Was I being rude?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Hell?
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: No?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: And I think his mama out of line. Yeah, you'll brain.
• 23:37
  Speaker 9: This dude's ex over the house with his carred woman
• 23:40
  Speaker 9: living that rind his mama.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Rude, he's stupid? Yeah, all dog? Immature? What the hell?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Immature mama? Man's wrong with your mama? That was disrespectful.
• 23:54
  Speaker 10: She can't say anything now.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: That's disrespectful on so many levels.
• 23:58
  Speaker 9: How would your mama like right if somebody bought her
• 24:03
  Speaker 9: husband was ex over to her house.
• 24:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it doesn't matter if she's married now.
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: So what.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn what she is. Yeah, that's wrong.
• 24:15
  Speaker 11: On every level, all right, Joanne and Tennessee says, I
• 24:21
  Speaker 11: think my husband is interested in a lady at our church.
• 24:24
  Speaker 11: I had choir practice Saturday and he's on the cleanup committee,
• 24:27
  Speaker 11: so we rode together. When I got out of practice,
• 24:32
  Speaker 11: he was nowhere to be found. I went back into
• 24:34
  Speaker 11: the church to look for him, and I called his
• 24:36
  Speaker 11: cell phone. He answered it and said he was outside.
• 24:39
  Speaker 11: He didn't know I could see him getting out of
• 24:41
  Speaker 11: a car with a woman that is fairly new at church.
• 24:44
  Speaker 11: I told him what I saw with my own eyes.
• 24:47
  Speaker 11: And he denied it.
• 24:48
  Speaker 10: Should I have a talk with this woman?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking the woman for.
• 24:57
  Speaker 10: She saw you, dude.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: And the secondly he said he didn't get out the car.
• 25:06
  Speaker 9: That right there is the boy boy, and you got
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: to stick with that. As you know, it wasn't me.
• 25:18
  Speaker 9: He lying on church down, he on the clean up committee.
• 25:22
  Speaker 9: He getting out the car with a woman that's knew
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: at the church. I don't know what y'all talking about me.
• 25:34
  Speaker 9: But should you talk to the woman? Hell no, it's you.
• 25:39
  Speaker 9: The woman ain't took no vial. You're married to your husband.
• 25:41
  Speaker 9: That's your whole conversations with him. But if he gonna
• 25:45
  Speaker 9: stick with his story, see what you see. What you
• 25:47
  Speaker 9: know is your husband fit to stay with that story,
• 25:51
  Speaker 9: and you fit to go to her to get another story.
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: But his commitment to that story is so reslolute, and
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: she got to go somewhere else to get your hip.
• 26:03
  Speaker 10: That's how I knew you were proud of him.
• 26:17
  Speaker 11: That's what he's saying.
• 26:18
  Speaker 10: That's what he's saying to her, all right.
• 26:23
  Speaker 11: Moving on, Shara and Delaware says, my seventy two year
• 26:27
  Speaker 11: old grandmother has a bunch of younger friends that hang
• 26:30
  Speaker 11: out at our house. She and my granddad used to
• 26:32
  Speaker 11: have house parties a lot, but my granddad was alive.
• 26:35
  Speaker 11: But now she does not know all of the people
• 26:38
  Speaker 11: that hang out there. Her house smelled like weed recently,
• 26:42
  Speaker 11: and she said the smell was from the night before.
• 26:45
  Speaker 11: I will be very upset as she is smoking weed
• 26:47
  Speaker 11: all of a sudden. How can I get my grandmother
• 26:50
  Speaker 11: to be a bit more cautious?
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: Well, you got to slow down now because your grandma
• 26:55
  Speaker 9: might have black homer, oh.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and them new friends could be her plug. You
• 27:08
  Speaker 9: don't know how this is going, So you got to
• 27:11
  Speaker 9: let this thing happen.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: You know, this C. B. D.
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: Din went everywhere, this this whole She down at the clinic.
• 27:18
  Speaker 9: She probably all these new friends she probably met down
• 27:21
  Speaker 9: at the shopping center.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: You know, you know pleasant what the new uh? You
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: know Green Roots company open up? You know they always
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: have you know, you know.
• 27:32
  Speaker 9: Green Leaf, you know, yeah, True Earth they always name
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: they cannabis stores like it's that's a true Earth. You know.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Herbal God's juice, you know, low and behold, you know, blessed,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: blessed is he? You know they be trying to.
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: We're trying to make their names and they cannabis stole
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: sound real heavy, e though I won't.
• 28:08
  Speaker 11: Thank you, Celo. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 28:15
  Speaker 11: it is time for something funny, guys. And you know
• 28:17
  Speaker 11: people are getting ready for work right now, probably and
• 28:21
  Speaker 11: maybe they're making their own lunch.
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: You know people do that at home.
• 28:24
  Speaker 11: Well, Steve, it turns out that eighteen percent of people
• 28:28
  Speaker 11: have admitted to eating someone else's lunch at the office.
• 28:31
  Speaker 11: One worker's live tweeting of the mystery of a co
• 28:34
  Speaker 11: worker stolen shrimp fried rice was retweeted over one hundred
• 28:38
  Speaker 11: and seventy three thousand times. Okay, and while you may
• 28:44
  Speaker 11: think it's funny, and it is kind of funny, I
• 28:47
  Speaker 11: mean when you think about it, you know, getting away
• 28:49
  Speaker 11: with eating someone else's meal, it actually could have some
• 28:52
  Speaker 11: serious consequences on the job. People don't forget stuff like this,
• 28:56
  Speaker 11: and you see these people every single day. This is
• 28:59
  Speaker 11: a core into a human resource expert. It becomes a
• 29:02
  Speaker 11: trust issue. So Steve, I have to ask you.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I know, you know he didn't of.
• 29:13
  Speaker 9: I have never in my life taken somebody's food because
• 29:17
  Speaker 9: I ain't that way.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I don't lie. I don't know you.
• 29:19
  Speaker 10: Oh so you don't know what kind of home they have?
• 29:21
  Speaker 10: But how clean?
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Right now?
• 29:23
  Speaker 9: Two things I have done, I've had mine taken. Yeah,
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: I've caught a person what happened? And I've had I've
• 29:33
  Speaker 9: seen a person taken a person's life.
• 29:36
  Speaker 10: Okay, well what happened when someone took cure?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Both these is now situations I used to my advantage. Yeah,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: this not. You don't want this out, So now I
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: need a couple of favors. Is you the mom dog?
• 29:53
  Speaker 9: I mean, look, I saw you because I'm real observant.
• 29:57
  Speaker 9: Y'all know that about me. I'm extremely observed.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: So I'm watching this dude steal this dude food and
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: the dude food he was still he's deceased.
• 30:06
  Speaker 9: His name is James Paradise, and we worked at General Electric,
• 30:09
  Speaker 9: and this dude was taking James Paradix likecause Jane could
• 30:12
  Speaker 9: cook his ass off, and he was just eating James
• 30:14
  Speaker 9: lunch every now and then, and I caught him. Now,
• 30:17
  Speaker 9: if I tell this to James Paradise, dog, I'm talking
• 30:22
  Speaker 9: about you, finna get drugs out in the parking lot,
• 30:24
  Speaker 9: and when you come back in, you're gonna need to
• 30:26
  Speaker 9: show the people that the dough yo eye d you
• 30:30
  Speaker 9: know like sandwiches. You know James cook ribs, he taking ribs.
• 30:35
  Speaker 9: You know, he was made pork shoulder sandwich. He used
• 30:38
  Speaker 9: to bring it in to work for everybody. He stole
• 30:40
  Speaker 9: his pork shoulder, saidwich and James getting upset. So I
• 30:44
  Speaker 9: saw him take James stuff. It was this young white
• 30:48
  Speaker 9: dude that was stealing the food because he was single
• 30:52
  Speaker 9: and you know he wouldn't bring no lunch half.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: At the time.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: This stupid head boy on him with you. So I
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: told him.
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: I say, hey, man, you know if James find out
• 31:00
  Speaker 9: you're the one taking here to lunch, man, you know
• 31:01
  Speaker 9: what's gonna happen to you?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Ah jeez, wait what.
• 31:09
  Speaker 10: What a cheese?
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I need.
• 31:13
  Speaker 12: See.
• 31:13
  Speaker 9: Once I hear that fear your boy, then I got
• 31:16
  Speaker 9: your ass now, because oh jeez, it's not a hood turn.
• 31:21
  Speaker 9: He said, Oh jee. I said, look hold on, man,
• 31:25
  Speaker 9: hold this ain't got gooda w Look this can't stay
• 31:29
  Speaker 9: right here. But i'ma need a couple of favors.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 31:33
  Speaker 9: Now, I'm gonna leave early Wednesday. I need you to
• 31:37
  Speaker 9: cover my job for me. See that it's not a
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: problem with me Steve. No, it's mister Harby. Now you're
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: gonna put some speck on my name. I was the
• 31:54
  Speaker 9: original birds man you were, So you're gonna put some
• 31:58
  Speaker 9: speck on my name. And so I had him cover
• 32:03
  Speaker 9: cover my job like three times for that. Then I
• 32:07
  Speaker 9: saw a dude take my lunch. This is a black
• 32:11
  Speaker 9: dude had it. Just got hired and he hadn't completed
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: his ninety day probation. Now if I report this, you
• 32:19
  Speaker 9: ain't gonna get the job.
• 32:20
  Speaker 10: And you had him.
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: Oh man, I'm so sorry. I thought it was mine.
• 32:24
  Speaker 9: How the hell your name ain't Steve.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Gregory Gregory? Your name Frederick.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Freddie st e v.
• 32:36
  Speaker 9: He get confused with Frederick, right right, So I said,
• 32:39
  Speaker 9: so Frederick, look here, man, I'm just need a couple
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: of values from me.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna come in late.
• 32:46
  Speaker 9: I need you to punch my time clock when you
• 32:49
  Speaker 9: get at the gate, punch my time clock for me.
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: Hit me in.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Oh that's that's that's that's not a problem. Now listen
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: They have a camera aimed at the time clop, so
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: you got to put your back to the camera.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: So he did it the first time.
• 33:07
  Speaker 10: How do you know all of this.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Come. No, excuse me, excuse me. I was never a thug.
• 33:18
  Speaker 9: Hulum was crime with a purpose with respect to thugs
• 33:23
  Speaker 9: just out here doing stuff. Thugs crimes with a purpose,
• 33:29
  Speaker 9: and it was always to better uplift oneself?
• 33:33
  Speaker 10: What y at the expensive of it?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And so that's what I had him do.
• 33:39
  Speaker 9: So I could leave early because of the little white dude,
• 33:43
  Speaker 9: and I could come in late cause of Frederick Wow.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: So I had him a nice little set up.
• 33:51
  Speaker 11: And then meanwhile at school he was, you know, hall
• 33:55
  Speaker 11: passes crime, the first hustler.
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah, y'all need passes to be late in hallway? Who
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: name you put on it? A see, my name was
• 34:03
  Speaker 9: never on the hall pass. So ain't no need you
• 34:05
  Speaker 9: talking about. You got it from Steve because I ain't
• 34:06
  Speaker 9: got no hall pass because I had told her back
• 34:11
  Speaker 9: off my locker anyway, Yeah, and so I kept my stuff.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I told her back off my locker.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: I don't get that.
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: I had hard or bent down and I put all
• 34:22
  Speaker 9: my step behind. So if you open my locker, I
• 34:24
  Speaker 9: ain't never had nothing. Oh, I get okay, So I
• 34:29
  Speaker 9: gave you a hall How the hell I got hall passed?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I'm in class not to write I'm here miss two
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: days in high school? Two cut days all ever?
• 34:44
  Speaker 9: Did?
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 34:45
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 34:46
  Speaker 10: Wow, see your life has been.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: It's been wonderful, it really really has really thank you.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: And look at you now?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Look at you now, I mean steel hustle.
• 34:57
  Speaker 10: You're listening Moore Show. All right, guys, it's time for
• 35:02
  Speaker 10: a round of would you rather? Would you rather?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Shelley? Before you do it, just on this first one?
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: Uh huh?
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: A or B?
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: We have to randomly pick A or B and then
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: explain why that's how I s.
• 35:17
  Speaker 9: So, Tommy, you on a L B on this one,
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: I'll take B, Junior A, I take I take B also,
• 35:26
  Speaker 9: Okay let me now let me get over here and
• 35:29
  Speaker 9: help Junior. Let me let me take A also, Okay,
• 35:32
  Speaker 9: go ahead, Shelly.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 35:34
  Speaker 11: Would you rather be rich but not skilled at all
• 35:40
  Speaker 11: in the bedroom at all?
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Or B?
• 35:44
  Speaker 11: Would you rather be smaller in size and really know
• 35:47
  Speaker 11: how to please your partner?
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Hey? That fits perfectly.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Hey you're lo.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: So not me.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Hey, you'd rather be smaller inside.
• 36:10
  Speaker 10: And really know how to please?
• 36:12
  Speaker 12: Well, you know what I want to please my mate,
• 36:14
  Speaker 12: and I know what it takes to please my mate,
• 36:16
  Speaker 12: and size is not everything, you know, it's not the
• 36:19
  Speaker 12: it's not the size.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: The women on the show.
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: To even make that comment when you hear a man
• 36:29
  Speaker 9: talking about size, ain't everything?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: All right, I ain't picking I ain't picking a head
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: no more.
• 36:36
  Speaker 15: Come on, alright, next, alright, the next one.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to try that, all right?
• 36:46
  Speaker 11: Would you rather eat sweet potato pumpkin pie or a
• 36:51
  Speaker 11: pickled pig ear sandwich?
• 36:53
  Speaker 10: White people's favorite people.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going I'm going with a.
• 37:00
  Speaker 10: Put it all together.
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: In the world.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Potato punk and what what was you thinking about that?
• 37:17
  Speaker 12: Or what?
• 37:17
  Speaker 10: Or a pickled pig ear sandwich?
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: We don't eat that us sweet potato punk. I'm high
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: that as this before you talk.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've had a pig sandwich before. Oh Jesus, all
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: of what was we thinking? What was we thinking?
• 37:42
  Speaker 8: We had.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: This damn slave as sandwich man?
• 37:47
  Speaker 10: All right, all right, that's it for Would you rather
• 37:50
  Speaker 10: today you're listening morning show?
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 37:55
  Speaker 10: Come on, Steve, you and JR. Are here to break
• 37:58
  Speaker 10: it down.
• 37:59
  Speaker 11: It says your kids, it isn't doing a dang thing
• 38:01
  Speaker 11: in school when the teacher calls.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've got a nephew, got this phone call.
• 38:08
  Speaker 16: When the teacher call and say, hey, listen, I don't
• 38:10
  Speaker 16: really want to be disrespeople, but it's best if you
• 38:13
  Speaker 16: just don't show up for the next pta, meaning it's
• 38:15
  Speaker 16: a waste of time.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: I thought they like for the parents to be involved. Yeah,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I little kid ain't doing nothing. Hey listen, let's just
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: save us all twenty minutes. I got another family. Just
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: don't even show up for next.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: What are we been talking about this?
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: They don't do that, dude?
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: But that ay all? That's it?
• 38:38
  Speaker 16: N I got to wonder if you're seventeen in the
• 38:41
  Speaker 16: third grade, like.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: How did he get here?
• 38:44
  Speaker 11: What?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: How did he get his kill?
• 38:49
  Speaker 10: You don't even fit into death.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: We just want to know how did you get it?
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: Not true?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Well, I know what truth be told. I don't know
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: what rady is shure, but it ain't a dick.
• 39:04
  Speaker 10: I know that much.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: Nah.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I saw some crayons in his backpack.
• 39:08
  Speaker 10: I know it ain't a double ditch.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: So your kid isn't different anything in fool.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: When the teacher called, wow, I didn't really understand the question.
• 39:21
  Speaker 16: To be honest with you, just when the teacher called,
• 39:23
  Speaker 16: you know, the kid ain't doing the damn thing school?
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: You mean, just make that phone call that phone. When
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: you get that phone call and that teacher sell.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: On the other end, quite a few yourself personally, I
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: was doing so, you thought you was doing so.
• 39:37
  Speaker 9: I couldn't understand why everybody was so disappointed in sixty seven?
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: That was your school?
• 39:45
  Speaker 10: Yeah out of one hundred, Yeah you sixty seven.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I'm going damn, that's an F he failed.
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: No, I didn't. That's seventy is the cut of home.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Seven is a C.
• 39:58
  Speaker 10: That is a dar.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Seventy is to cut off? How did I get a
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: sixty seven?
• 40:03
  Speaker 10: That's what we all would like to know.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: I'm going to death to cutoff? How did I get
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: a sixty seven? And I tried?
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: What class?
• 40:14
  Speaker 11: Was this lunch?
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Damn?
• 40:17
  Speaker 9: Near all of them? Anything but Jim, Jim. I was
• 40:20
  Speaker 9: straight a student, athletic man, I'll get with it. Yeah,
• 40:26
  Speaker 9: you know, but like you know, like math. Yeah, if
• 40:30
  Speaker 9: I got a sixty seven in math and it wasn't
• 40:33
  Speaker 9: but one hundred, why are you failing.
• 40:36
  Speaker 11: Me because you obviously didn't understand and you missed a lunch.
• 40:41
  Speaker 10: Did you study it all?
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: Did you study?
• 40:44
  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 40:44
  Speaker 10: Study when at home right.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Before I took the town, and that you're supposed to
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: supping to be fresh.
• 40:52
  Speaker 9: Why would you study two days before and then the
• 40:55
  Speaker 9: information ain't fresh you're.
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: Supposed to start.
• 40:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you put the study up until the test. You know,
• 41:03
  Speaker 10: homework is called homework.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Surely I did all that. My homework was.
• 41:09
  Speaker 10: Less than that, and you're still less than a sixty seven.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, like that's what I'm thinking about. Oh you ain't
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: never got a forty two.
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: Two?
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: How much red ink is on your pa?
• 41:28
  Speaker 9: And that was another thing. Why are we marking on
• 41:30
  Speaker 9: this paper? Like, yeah, what is the degrading me fault?
• 41:35
  Speaker 9: That all this red that ain't really saying nothing for me?
• 41:40
  Speaker 9: Just put a blue X on it?
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Said, that's not education, it's right, and it's not building
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: up confidence in the students.
• 41:46
  Speaker 10: Not No, it's not what you should have got a tutor, Steve.
• 41:50
  Speaker 10: Maybe a tutor would have been able to help you.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Mean, wait a minute, you mean get out of school
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: and go back in there. You're out of school to
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: go back in there?
• 42:00
  Speaker 10: You know how someone come over maybe to your home
• 42:02
  Speaker 10: home and and help you with your homework and stuff.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I came home to play. Yeah nah, somebody coming over
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: to do what and understand?
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Helping the teacher out teach me while I'm there?
• 42:22
  Speaker 16: Matter fact, what do I say about you teaching?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Hello? Like you're failing me as a teacher? Yes? When
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I go home and I don't know what damn thing?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: What was we in here doing?
• 42:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so you'd give your teacher a grade of sixty seven?
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Oh you this house? We gotta go, we gotta go.
• 42:43
  Speaker 10: Coming up next, nephew, Tommy's prank phone call. You're listening.
• 42:48
  Speaker 11: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 42:51
  Speaker 11: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for
• 42:54
  Speaker 11: today and the subject is bubble bath bourbon and Berry's
• 42:59
  Speaker 11: bubble bath Bourbon and berries. We'll get to that just
• 43:03
  Speaker 11: a little bit, but right now, Yeah, the nephew is
• 43:08
  Speaker 11: here with today's prank phone call.
• 43:10
  Speaker 10: What you got for a snap?
• 43:12
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 43:13
  Speaker 12: Wedding bells, the wedding with Butcher, The wedding with Butcher?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: What the wedding? Yourself? Some water?
• 43:26
  Speaker 10: He's at water, but he can't say.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: The wedding with Butcher. That's that's don't get let's roll.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach Allen.
• 43:45
  Speaker 13: How you doing this?
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Butcher man? But uh, yeah, you was? You was at
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: the cookout the other day with the family. I'm Christian's cousin.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all was that you
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: was at the cookout the day I wanted to reach
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: out to you, I know, the windings in the next
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: two weeks.
• 44:04
  Speaker 13: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you ready for that?
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, hey man, I got a little bit of
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: a problem that, uh, you know, we kind of wanted
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: to call you about, you know, because the family got
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: together and had a little meeting, like and what the
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: deal is is just here. I know, I know you
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: excited and want to marry my cousin and she kind
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: of excited too about the whole thing. But you know,
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: like the family members, we got together and decided that
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: for right now, I mean right now we're fends like
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: we're find the call the wedding off.
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: For right now?
• 44:42
  Speaker 13: What you talking about? What you talking about calling the
• 44:45
  Speaker 13: wedding off?
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Well, seeing you know, everybody think you cool and I
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: and uh, you know, we real real passionate man about
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: you know, people marrying into our family or whatever, like
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: you know, the gathering of the day. You know that
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: was a pot look thing. Everybody brains something, right, oh
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: christ it ain't.
• 45:02
  Speaker 14: Never told me no like that about what about something
• 45:04
  Speaker 14: about not getting no married?
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, well see right here, like I say, this is
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: what the family done decided on.
• 45:10
  Speaker 14: What the family decided on.
• 45:12
  Speaker 13: Okay, you see, this.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Is what I'm trying to tell you. See, we're a
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: real close knit family and it's like this here. See
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: first of all, let me get you to understand is
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: here you're talking to butcher right now? All right, here's
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: the deal. You know, we done decided that the wedding
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: nap in the appen in two weeks until like when
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: we had we had the pot. Look, barbecue. Everybody brings something.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Why you ain't brain nothing what.
• 45:31
  Speaker 13: You're talking about? I'm paying for what?
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Oh oh oh, oh oh oh. That's what you've been
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: to throw up in on faces that you're paying for.
• 45:38
  Speaker 13: The wedg Tell yeah, what's I supposed to bring?
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Hey man, everybody brings something.
• 45:42
  Speaker 13: We have a pot.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Look, you know, everybody brings something contribute to to to
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: the function of the event that's going on, you know,
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: And for you to walk up in there and I
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: have nothing that let us know what kind of person
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: you're gonna be in the family, we can't have it
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: con this again. This Butcher right here.
• 45:57
  Speaker 13: I don't know, no Butcher.
• 45:58
  Speaker 14: Look, I can't to the family gathering picnic. I came there,
• 46:02
  Speaker 14: showed up, loving on all y'all, telling y'all great this
• 46:04
  Speaker 14: was gonna be. And now you're telling me I can't
• 46:06
  Speaker 14: married Christmas?
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: Is that what telling me?
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: I ain't man in the family that already voted and
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: win the family vote.
• 46:12
  Speaker 13: Dog, that's it. I ain't marrying the family.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: You may you married my cousin, Christian. That's what you're
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: trying to do. And you ain't finn Mary hers.
• 46:21
  Speaker 13: Look, I'll be calling up to my job talking like this.
• 46:24
  Speaker 13: I'm already on hot from the day with some boats
• 46:27
  Speaker 13: my supervisor of them pulls. Do not come calling me
• 46:30
  Speaker 13: with no vote.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Hey man, let me tell you this here until we
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: can decide that you good but Christian, until we can
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: decide that you know you can handle being married to her,
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: and you come correct as a family member. And if
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: you're gonna come the potluk, then you bring a pot.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: You ain't brain.
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: Nothing, I ain't got a fear, ain't nothing.
• 46:46
  Speaker 14: I'm paying for this wed and I don't give watch
• 46:48
  Speaker 14: y'ap there all that money out on the dropped for this.
• 46:50
  Speaker 13: How about two bottles of wine to it?
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: You bought when I ain't seen no wine.
• 46:55
  Speaker 13: I don't care if you've got that wine or not.
• 46:57
  Speaker 14: I saw Harmama drinking it.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, I ain't getting I don't remember nobody bringing
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: no wine. See Butcher normally see anything to go on.
• 47:05
  Speaker 13: I got class.
• 47:05
  Speaker 14: I don't know what he's talking about, Butchy whatever, I
• 47:08
  Speaker 14: bought some wine.
• 47:09
  Speaker 13: Mamma was drinking it.
• 47:10
  Speaker 14: And I ain't playing that this wedding going down. I
• 47:12
  Speaker 14: didn't spend over twenty three thousand dollars on that.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Hey man, I ain't already told you that the family
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: then voted on that the wind name.
• 47:19
  Speaker 13: I don't give up what the family voted on. I
• 47:22
  Speaker 13: do them pay for this.
• 47:23
  Speaker 14: I ain't heard nothing from Christian about this.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Christen might not know what we've done voted on. We've
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: made decisions sometimes for everybody, you know, under saying that
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: we'll let Christian know that we's gonna stop the wig.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: I'm just calm to let you know before I ain't
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: tell her what's up you're trying to tell me.
• 47:40
  Speaker 14: Christen don't even know now.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: We ain't told her that we don't agree with you yet.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: And that we're gonna stop the wind. We ain't told
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: her that.
• 47:45
  Speaker 13: Man out of here.
• 47:46
  Speaker 14: I haven't paid all this money for this. Man, y'all
• 47:48
  Speaker 14: ain't stopping.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Hey man, I ain't already told you what we're doing.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: I ain't. I'm not finna continue to go back and forth,
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: which you better.
• 47:55
  Speaker 14: Get off my all raising your voice at me.
• 47:57
  Speaker 13: I don't more hell you.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: I tell you what. Let me say this to you.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: I don't care if I got to bust up in
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: that church and stop this wed because you then win
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: against what we just said. Whatever I got to do,
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know who you with. I wish y'all was
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: try to.
• 48:11
  Speaker 13: Stop this wedding. Look, we can have a list right now.
• 48:14
  Speaker 13: I can get off of work. I'm already going through
• 48:15
  Speaker 13: some books and I'm already on fire. I will come
• 48:18
  Speaker 13: there and bust yo right now. I don't know you
• 48:21
  Speaker 13: know what?
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: See see see what she was going with Nigel. See
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Nigel ain't act like this? Oh what what?
• 48:27
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 48:27
  Speaker 14: You didn't bring that me and that done already have
• 48:30
  Speaker 14: don't even bring that came up in me.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Hey man, amen, I'm just keeping it real with you.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Nigel ain't act like this here that we dont have words.
• 48:38
  Speaker 13: And if that doesn't want to come and bust up
• 48:40
  Speaker 13: in that too, he get that with just like that.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Man, I'm just trying to say, is a home family
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: one hundred.
• 48:45
  Speaker 13: I don't want to hear nothing about this no more.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Tell me where to be and we can deal with
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: this right now. I'm just letting you know the family
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: don't voted. The family then already no voting. Now what
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: we'll do We'll push the way in back and then
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: give us time to reevaluate you.
• 49:00
  Speaker 13: We evaluate me.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: I don't need no evaluation from y'all.
• 49:03
  Speaker 13: Me and Christen get married. How do I put some
• 49:05
  Speaker 13: money on this?
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: All I know is the wedding ain't happening.
• 49:08
  Speaker 14: That the wedding is happening now after I don't pay
• 49:10
  Speaker 14: for all this. You got some books you the family
• 49:14
  Speaker 14: were gonna get married in two and a half weeks.
• 49:16
  Speaker 13: If job, if y'all.
• 49:17
  Speaker 14: Don't come in, if y'all come up in that, y'all
• 49:19
  Speaker 14: gonna get.
• 49:20
  Speaker 13: Dealt with this straight.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: And I'm taking that. I'm trying to say, hey man,
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to tell you, man, right now, the family
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: don't want you in the family right now.
• 49:29
  Speaker 13: I don't give it about y'all.
• 49:30
  Speaker 14: Ain't in love with y'all.
• 49:31
  Speaker 13: I'm married, Christen, and I can give a if I
• 49:33
  Speaker 13: see y'all ever again.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you this here. The family voted on
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: one more thing. You need to go on on. Know
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: that while we're at it.
• 49:40
  Speaker 14: This ain't no damn democracy.
• 49:41
  Speaker 13: We getting married. That is between hi and Hi and
• 49:44
  Speaker 13: if y'all don't want to be there, jump off in
• 49:46
  Speaker 13: the dish.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one more thing we done voted on.
• 49:50
  Speaker 13: What the hell you don't voted on?
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: We voted on this. This is nephew Tommy from the
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Christians and Todd family got me
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: to pray phone call you.
• 50:03
  Speaker 13: Ysayan you Tommy.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: I don't put all that money out like that. I
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: was like, no, Sun, I got one more thing I
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: got to ask you, dog, what is what is the
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the lane.
• 50:27
  Speaker 13: Steve Harry Morning Show.
• 50:28
  Speaker 14: Baby, I'm being real with you, man, somebody gonna you up.
• 50:36
  Speaker 10: That's my favorite part.
• 50:42
  Speaker 9: But you know what, don't The thing that stood out
• 50:46
  Speaker 9: most of me in this plank was this twenty three
• 50:49
  Speaker 9: thousand dollars he y'all, this just sis you.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know, no, damn butcher man, I love it.
• 51:03
  Speaker 12: You got to bring something to the pot. Look now
• 51:05
  Speaker 12: you come in half your hand and I don't know
• 51:06
  Speaker 12: about having you in the family like that.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Man, you gotta do it. We got to really evaluate you,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: you know what. We need to push this thing back
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: a few weeks. Man, let us let us do a
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: few ticks on you for that. You married my cousin
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: like that, but he did not care. But she wouldn't
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: act like that when you would dating not I know
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: you didn't bring.
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: That in word, I'm already dealt with him right here.
• 51:34
  Speaker 9: He's been cleaning out all the clutter.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: That's right, right, family, God, I'm already dealt with him.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I know you ain't talking about nights.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: With you.
• 51:54
  Speaker 10: From all right thinking.
• 51:56
  Speaker 11: If you coming up next Strawberry Letters subject to bubble Bath,
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  Speaker 11: bourbon and berries, we'll get into it right after this.
• 52:03
  Speaker 10: You're listening Dave Hardy Morning Show.
• 52:07
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• 52:28
  Speaker 1: You know we no buckle love and hold on tight.
• 52:29
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• 52:32
  Speaker 11: Thank you nephew. Subject he was sleep on the back seat.
• 52:36
  Speaker 11: Dear Stephen Shirley. I got a call that my husband
• 52:39
  Speaker 11: was sleep in his car behind the bar that he
• 52:41
  Speaker 11: goes to on Friday nights after work. I pulled up
• 52:44
  Speaker 11: on him there and he was asleep in the back
• 52:46
  Speaker 11: seat with the windows cracked. His pants were unbuttoned and
• 52:50
  Speaker 11: his shoes were off. I tapped on the window and
• 52:53
  Speaker 11: he did not budge, so I hit the button to
• 52:56
  Speaker 11: unlock the car. Then he jumped up and screamed. I
• 53:00
  Speaker 11: told him to get out of the car, but he
• 53:02
  Speaker 11: refused to. He said that he did not know how
• 53:05
  Speaker 11: he got there, so I should leave because it was
• 53:08
  Speaker 11: not safe for me to be there. I told him
• 53:11
  Speaker 11: I wasn't going anywhere until he got out of the car.
• 53:13
  Speaker 11: He sat up and put his shoes on, but still
• 53:16
  Speaker 11: wouldn't get out. I closed the car door and went
• 53:19
  Speaker 11: and sat in my car. He started texting somebody, and
• 53:22
  Speaker 11: out of the corner of my eye, I saw a
• 53:24
  Speaker 11: white lady approaching his car and then suddenly turn around.
• 53:28
  Speaker 10: At that same time, yeah, uh huh.
• 53:31
  Speaker 11: At that same time, my girlfriend called me and said
• 53:34
  Speaker 11: she was parked in the back and had her eyes
• 53:36
  Speaker 11: on me in case I needed her help. I was
• 53:39
  Speaker 11: so clueless, so she explained that she thinks my husband
• 53:42
  Speaker 11: was about to get it on with the white woman
• 53:44
  Speaker 11: in his back seat. I hung up, and I went
• 53:46
  Speaker 11: inside and found the white woman. She said she was
• 53:49
  Speaker 11: going to have security escort me out because I was
• 53:52
  Speaker 11: dead wrong about her wanting to be with my husband.
• 53:55
  Speaker 11: When I got back outside to my car, my husband
• 53:59
  Speaker 11: was gone. He was home in the bed when I
• 54:02
  Speaker 11: got there. He said he left to avoid conflict. He
• 54:06
  Speaker 11: told me that he was very disappointed that I pull
• 54:08
  Speaker 11: that's done, and he was only trying to sleep off
• 54:11
  Speaker 11: the liquor before he drove home. Does my friend's story
• 54:14
  Speaker 11: sound right to you? Or does my husband's story sound
• 54:17
  Speaker 11: right to you? This all sounds crazy to me. From
• 54:21
  Speaker 11: your husband in the back seat and him telling you
• 54:23
  Speaker 11: to go home because it's not safe for you to him,
• 54:26
  Speaker 11: then leaving you there and going home to, in his words,
• 54:29
  Speaker 11: avoid conflict.
• 54:31
  Speaker 10: I thought it wasn't safe for him to leave you there.
• 54:33
  Speaker 10: Everyone in this letter is suspect except you, your husband.
• 54:37
  Speaker 11: This mysterious white woman who threatened to call security on you,
• 54:41
  Speaker 11: by the way, why was she walking to.
• 54:42
  Speaker 10: Your husband's car and turned around when she saw you?
• 54:46
  Speaker 11: Your friend called from out of the background somewhere and
• 54:49
  Speaker 11: startled you.
• 54:50
  Speaker 10: And why was she there spying on your husband? Anyway?
• 54:53
  Speaker 10: What is going on here?
• 54:54
  Speaker 11: I wouldn't trust any of their stories, but your husband
• 54:57
  Speaker 11: is the only one who owes you an explain nation
• 55:00
  Speaker 11: because you're married to him, and you know you won't
• 55:03
  Speaker 11: get the truth out of him. I mean, because if
• 55:06
  Speaker 11: he was just there trying to sleep off the liquor,
• 55:09
  Speaker 11: why didn't he let you in his car? And why
• 55:11
  Speaker 11: was the white woman coming his way until she saw you.
• 55:14
  Speaker 11: No one can make any of this make sense. And
• 55:17
  Speaker 11: I can't believe he just left you there. I mean,
• 55:19
  Speaker 11: what kind of husband does this?
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Steve make me proud of?
• 55:23
  Speaker 9: Woo's so concerned about this entire letter. I've never seen
• 55:37
  Speaker 9: so much stuff go wrong that I can't write. I
• 55:42
  Speaker 9: don't I just want to say to anybody out there
• 55:44
  Speaker 9: that's hanging.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: On to me for hope.
• 55:46
  Speaker 9: With this letter right here, let it go thet it cold,
• 55:50
  Speaker 9: give him all hope. Oh this will right help him.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: I can't help you. This is so wrong on so
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: many damn LIFs.
• 56:01
  Speaker 9: I got a call that my husband would sleep in
• 56:05
  Speaker 9: his car behind the bar that he goes to on
• 56:07
  Speaker 9: Friday nights after work. Now, let's step this letter right here.
• 56:12
  Speaker 9: She got a call from who now that must be
• 56:15
  Speaker 9: her friend. Her friend who called? That's kind of crazy
• 56:21
  Speaker 9: right there. I pulled up on him and he would
• 56:24
  Speaker 9: sleep in the back seat with the windows cracked. His
• 56:28
  Speaker 9: pants were unbuttoned and his shoes were off. You mean
• 56:35
  Speaker 9: his pants was unbuttoned at the top and they was unzipped,
• 56:40
  Speaker 9: or he had on fly button front pants. That ain't
• 56:44
  Speaker 9: what you wear when you're finsha do something in the
• 56:46
  Speaker 9: back seat. You don't wear button fly pants. I can
• 56:50
  Speaker 9: just tell you that right now.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: It's too hard.
• 56:52
  Speaker 9: You can't even have to go to the bathroom real
• 56:54
  Speaker 9: fast because a lot of times in button holes ain't
• 56:56
  Speaker 9: been worked a lot, and it's hard to get him off.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: You man, you can peel on yourself.
• 57:01
  Speaker 10: I'm just wishing thank you for that.
• 57:04
  Speaker 9: Just want to throw that out now. He was sleep
• 57:07
  Speaker 9: in the back seat with the windows crack. His pants
• 57:09
  Speaker 9: was unbuttoned and his shoes were off. I tapped on
• 57:14
  Speaker 9: the window. He didn't budge, so I hit the button
• 57:17
  Speaker 9: to unlock the car. Then he jumped up and screamed.
• 57:22
  Speaker 9: I told him get out the car, but he refused to.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: Wait.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, dalg what you tapped on the window?
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's what I wanted.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: What scream? It's it's several scripts. Ah, that one. That
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: one don't work.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, that one.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: So he had to let out a blood curtain. Git
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: you know Freddy Krueger type chainsaw massacre.
• 57:58
  Speaker 9: He jumped up and scream. I told him to get
• 58:01
  Speaker 9: out the car, but he refused to. He said he
• 58:04
  Speaker 9: didn't know how he got there. Now it's starting to
• 58:07
  Speaker 9: shape pretty good from the right, heire, I like that
• 58:10
  Speaker 9: angle right here. I don't know how I got here.
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: But he didn't finish the lie. See after that was
• 58:18
  Speaker 9: the only time he had out. I don't know how
• 58:20
  Speaker 9: I got here. I'm drunk. He should have stayed right there,
• 58:24
  Speaker 9: but he did too much non drunk stuff. I can't
• 58:29
  Speaker 9: really help this man, And when we come back, I'm
• 58:31
  Speaker 9: just gonna dig the whole deeper for him. I try,
• 58:36
  Speaker 9: but there's a white woman involved, so I really can't
• 58:39
  Speaker 9: be able. I can't help your stuff, white lady, this
• 58:43
  Speaker 9: white lady that missed it up for you, pilp, I can't.
• 58:46
  Speaker 10: All right, we'll have part two of your response coming up.
• 58:49
  Speaker 11: Steve a twenty three minutes after today's subject of this
• 58:53
  Speaker 11: strawberry letter was he.
• 58:54
  Speaker 10: Was sleep on the back seat. We'll get back into
• 58:57
  Speaker 10: it right after this. You're listening.
• 59:00
  Speaker 11: Morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 59:03
  Speaker 11: strawberry letter.
• 59:04
  Speaker 10: Bubble bath, bourbon and berries.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: We haven't got to the bubble bath, berries and bourbon part.
• 59:12
  Speaker 10: Yetberries, strawberry.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: We've now discovered that this woman don't know this man.
• 59:19
  Speaker 9: She didnet married at all, and through research and social media,
• 59:22
  Speaker 9: after two years of marriage, she's discovering some things about
• 59:27
  Speaker 9: this man.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Well, the man gets arrested.
• 59:32
  Speaker 9: While he's arrested, she goes down to bail him out
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: on their second anniversary. He said he was arrested for
• 59:39
  Speaker 9: not paying a fine for a ticket. She gets down
• 59:42
  Speaker 9: there and find out his for insurance and a bad check.
• 59:47
  Speaker 9: She get all his belongings, watch, cell phone, go back
• 59:55
  Speaker 9: to the house.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: She had been suspicious.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 9: About this woman who was his ex, but she's always
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 9: had his past code never checked her.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: She decides to.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 9: Check call log and messages. Everything is deleted, but she
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 9: finds a video Tunta Tanta. She finds a video boy
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 9: why we keep videos?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 9: Anyway, goes to the phone, finds a video. He's in
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 9: a sunken tub with a glass of brown liquor. Some
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 9: blueberries is next to the tub, and she's standing over him,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 9: and she don't want to say what he's doing to her.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 9: I wish he had her No, I think I wanted
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 9: you to tell us what he was doing to her,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 9: so we don't have to assume what we all know
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 9: what's going on.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: I like to be told. See, I don't like, you know,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: figure it out, you know, because when you assume, what
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: does assuming do?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 9: Makes an ask out of you and me. Now, since
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 9: we talking about that part, were assuming that's what happened. Anyway,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 9: that's not the story. I was so overdone with this
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 9: nasty man that I want to move out. While he's
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 9: in jail. I found his ex white phone number, told
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 9: her to go bail him out because I'm done with him.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: What do I do now?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 9: Shirley said it right. You move out while he's in jail.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 9: You're done with the nasty man.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 12: Now?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: How old is the video?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, she didn't say.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 9: See you didn't say that if it's from when they
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 9: was married and it's just a video. Now you call
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 9: him a nasty man because he ain't never did that
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 9: to you, you know. And if he do it, and
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 9: I'm assuming he didn't think it was nasty. But you know,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 9: we've all seen Jadded Jackson. Miss Jackson, if you're nasty now,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 9: I'm saying, that's fine with me. Sometimes nasty ain't nothing,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 9: Ain't nothing wrong with nasty if you you know, if
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 9: that's what you want to eat, Yeah.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Give me a beat, give me a beef a Lately
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Rhythm Nation star.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 9: So, I don't know your definition of nasty and his
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 9: definition nasty is two different things. I'm going around in
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 9: a circle with this because you already know what to do.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 9: You don't know the man, You don't trust him now
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 9: and now he's lied about this. You want to move
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 9: out while he's in jail, Go ahead and move out.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 9: It's really nothing I can give you. What are you
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 9: gonna wait on? The rest of it to come out
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 9: because it's some more. Oh, it's some more.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: This is just what you found out. Listen to me.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Whenever you find out something, it's some more. It's always
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: more layers.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 9: But to be honest, you cannot have relationship with a
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 9: person that's been around and not expect to see some
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 9: history show up.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: That's life. We all have history.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 9: And so now if you're waiting to find somebody that
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 9: ain't got no history, then you're gonna start dating sixteen
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 9: year olds.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: And lady, that ain't gonna work out for you, right, No,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: you'll be in jail. Yeah, yeah, we already know who
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: in jail now for this.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 10: Right as he should be.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: Yes, in the words of little Duval, if you really
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 9: believe you can fly, now would be a good time.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 9: So that's the response. I don't have nothing for this
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 9: young lady. She knows what the deal is. It's clear,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 9: and you can stick around and wait and hear what
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 9: he say when he get out. But it's gonna be
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 9: more the same. And so now there you have it.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 9: I don't know what else to say.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 10: Sureley, okay, I mean that was good. Sometimes that's all
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 10: you can say.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: You know, you can't help everybody.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 11: I think you helped her just fine. I'm glad it
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 11: was blueberries, like I said, and he is paying her rent.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 10: Right. He wrote the bad check to the apartment building.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: What was that?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: A bad chick.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 10: That's why he's in jail.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Hot checks, Yeah, hot check.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 10: Because that money is immedia. They don't chase checks no more.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: No, no, ain't no.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 11: All right, all right, thanks Steve. Post your comments on
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 11: today's Strawberry Letter. It's Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 11: Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 10: You're listening morning show. All right.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 11: So we might not feel any Chris cool weather yet
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 11: because we're still you know, still in summer. But fall
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 11: is just a few weeks away, and it's the ideal
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 11: time to prioritize habits that can keep you healthy and
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 11: full of energy before you know, before I get to
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 11: those healthy tips.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 10: Quick question for Steve. Now, Steve, are you focused on
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 10: your on your health Steve and the guys?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah focused? Okay, yeah, all right, he elevated it this week.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: I've even elevated it.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 11: Okay, all right, Well, here's some tips to help you
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 11: stay healthy for the fall season and you may have
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 11: some tips of your own, Steve.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 10: As we head into the cold.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 11: And flu season, load up on foods that can boost
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 11: your immune system, including foods rich and vitamin C and
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 11: vitamin D.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 10: You have any tips, Steve.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have got to stop being an alcoholic a must.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: If you are alcoholic, you have got to check yourself in.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: In other words, stop going down to that color stove.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: It's a musk.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 9: If you alcoholic, you got to stop that right now.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 9: That's my number one tip health.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's all.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 9: Alcoholics must stop being alcoholic, immediate, go ahead, ship, All.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 11: Right, here's another one. Make sleep a priority. Being well
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 11: rested is crucial to staying healthy.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 9: Sleep is important to your health. Too much sleep is
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 9: critical to your wealth. How much sleep are you supposed
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 9: to get per night? I don't believe, sep. I never
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 9: slept years because I don't. I don't see how you
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 9: need once you're not a child anymore, I don't see
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 9: why you need eight hours.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know how the child, but I'm glad they
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: sleep well.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 9: I mean a child, because he's growing, his bones got
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 9: extended and all this here. Children have to sleep, but adults,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 9: if you're sleeping eight hours. You're growing, but you're growing.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 9: You're not growing taller, you're growing wider.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: And I don't.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, like you said, Tommy, you don't
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: know last time you had eight hours? Do you sleep
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: eight hours? Never? Do you need eight hours? I got
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: six or less.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 16: I got sickle cell. Don't sleep eight hours. I'm sick
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 16: and don't get out.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: But I just don't. I'm not a proponent of eight
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: hours is a third of your life.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 9: I find that desperately hard to see how you can
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 9: have a quote life if you sleep a third of it.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: That does not make sense to me.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 9: But I'm not gonna get into that no more because
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 9: they ate me up on the internet talking about Steve.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Harvey prefers wealth overhealth. So here's my thing about sleep.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 9: If you want to sleep, get all you want sleep
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 9: as long as you like, you can sleep your life away.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 9: You can sleep. You can sleep until you dream the
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 9: most magnificent dreams. But I'm telling you this. To make
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 9: a dream come true, you got to get woke. So
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 9: but if you want to sleep, go ahead. I ain't Steve,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 9: don't give a damn no more.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 10: All right, you're listening.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 11: Morning show, All right, guys, time now for comedy roulette.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 10: All right, Jay, quickly explain it please, so simple.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 17: Take three subjects. Put them on a wheel. Spin the wheel.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 17: Where stop? Because we that good?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: We can make it funny it watch it?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 10: Here you go, all right, comedians, here we go.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Ready, all right.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 11: Things people say when they overdo it at a funeral. Uh,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 11: things men say when they get caught looking at another woman,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 11: or things people say when they get caught in a lie.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 11: On the Detective TV show, first forty eight. Oh that's
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 11: a good one too, Yeah, all right, really ready, alright, spend.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 10: Oh it is I was sure hoping it was when
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 10: they get caught looking at another woman.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 11: But it's things you will say, yes, yes, things people
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 11: say when they get caught in a lie on the
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 11: first forty eight that Detective TV show.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: All right, let's go, guys, the first one, the first one. See,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: I wasn't. I wasn't.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 17: I wasn't driving to get away caught. I was doing
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 17: uber and then I stopped that delight and they all
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 17: jumped in. That's what had happened. I wasn't, he wasn't
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 17: did rid nothing.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: We wasn't.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 16: These people say when they get caught loun the first
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 16: for they come, listen to me, Listen to me.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to go to heaven. Why would I kill somebody?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to to what I would do that?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: Fuck? What I do that?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 12: Things people say when they called in a low first party, Okay, yep,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 12: I shot him.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: But see I thought this was a water gun. I
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: ain't know it was a real gun. It was a
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: water gun. It was water. I'm just all right, come on.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 11: See Things people say when they're caught in a lion
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 11: first forty eight.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 9: I ain't never helled three people before, straight up and down.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 9: You said three, right, I never killed three.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 17: When they get caught in a lie on first For
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 17: if he was dead, then how did he wave at
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  Speaker 17: me when I left?
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  Speaker 7: Hun kill me?
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  Speaker 5: That he waved it at me?
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  Speaker 17: He waited at me when I left?
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  Speaker 5: You wasn't dead.
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  Speaker 16: Things they say first forty eight when they get caught
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  Speaker 16: a lie so so they said it was me, They
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  Speaker 16: said it was me.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I said it was.
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  Speaker 7: Them, so it was there.
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  Speaker 5: It can't be me and now it was them first.
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  Speaker 1: Then that's why you in there.
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  Speaker 12: Things people say when you call it line first forty
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  Speaker 12: eight Okay, we yeah, we stole them, we stole, but
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  Speaker 12: we stole it for the church.
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  Speaker 1: Were trying to help the church because the church needed
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  Speaker 1: So you see what I'm saying, this, this all this
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  Speaker 1: was for. I heard pus. I'm saying, it's the principality
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  Speaker 1: of whatever. You know, That's all I said, right, it's
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  Speaker 1: the reason.
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  Speaker 7: All right, Stee.
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  Speaker 10: Things people say when caught in a lie on first
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  Speaker 10: forty eight, see.
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  Speaker 9: See see right there, see right that detective you said
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  Speaker 9: they was tied up in a boy scout. Not I
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  Speaker 9: h only went to the cub Scouts. I ain't even
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  Speaker 9: learned that night, right, he talking.
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  Speaker 17: You can ask my grandmama, Okay, my other grand mama
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  Speaker 17: that didn't die, ma, well the other one.
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  Speaker 1: You can ask my great grandmama. Well, you can ask.
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  Speaker 16: Things people say when they get caught aloud first forty eight, Man,
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  Speaker 16: can I have a cigarette before I tell you everything?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Just let me get a new.
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  Speaker 11: Sorry, Steve, if you're closing it out things people say,
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  Speaker 11: I'm call to lie on first forty eight.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, man, if y'all go run new cameras, do I
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  Speaker 1: get paid?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 11: Gon up more of today's trending stories on the Steve
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  Speaker 11: Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 7: We'll be back at.
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  Speaker 10: Twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 10: Morning Show.
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  Speaker 11: According to I Am Voter, there are sixteen million Americans
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  Speaker 11: who have turned eighteen since the twenty twenty election. On
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  Speaker 11: the ballot this November are the following one president, one
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  Speaker 11: vice president, thirty three of one hundred Senate seats, all
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  Speaker 11: four hundred and thirty five seats in the House of Representatives,
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  Speaker 11: eleven governor seats, and a wide range of state and
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  Speaker 11: local initiatives and offices. Early voting starts soon. For example,
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  Speaker 11: in Pennsylvania, early voting starts September tenth, that's the same
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  Speaker 11: day of the debate, the presidential debate. You can register
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  Speaker 11: now at when we All Vote dot org. When we
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  Speaker 11: All Vote dot org. Let's hurry up and get this done.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, let's make it happen everybody. When we All Vote
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  Speaker 9: dot com. Also, is that the same website where people
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  Speaker 9: can verify their voter registration credentials to make sure that
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  Speaker 9: they're in line.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, you could do it on when we all vote.
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  Speaker 10: You can definitely do it on when we all.
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  Speaker 9: So everybody go to When we All Vote dot org
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  Speaker 9: because there are some new policies that they've put in place.
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  Speaker 9: Go there and check to make sure that you are
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  Speaker 9: currently registered with the right credentials, because now they want
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  Speaker 9: people to have the address matchup with the voter registration files.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 9: And you know, they closed a lot of polls and
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 9: so they're shifting poll places. Get online right now so
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  Speaker 9: you don't have no mess when you go vote because
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 9: they trying to steal the election.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, they're already setting the groundwork for it. You're right, Steve,
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  Speaker 11: we gotta do this, get it done.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 11: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 11: play around and would you rather?
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  Speaker 10: Right after this you're listening Morning show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 10: it's time for a round of would you rather? Would
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  Speaker 10: you rather?
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  Speaker 9: H Shelley? Before you do it, just on this first one,
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  Speaker 9: uh huh A or B. We have to randomly pick
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  Speaker 9: A or B and then explain why that's how I
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  Speaker 9: am so Tommy, you on A L B on this one.
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  Speaker 9: I'll take B, Junior A and you I take I
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  Speaker 9: take B also. Okay let me now let me get
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  Speaker 9: over here and help Junior. Let me let me take
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  Speaker 9: A also, Okay, go ahead, Shelly, all right.
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather be rich but not skilled at all
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  Speaker 11: in the bedroom at all? Or B would you rather
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  Speaker 11: be smaller inside and really know how to please your partner?
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  Speaker 1: That fits perfectly.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, yeah, you're losing, so not me.
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  Speaker 1: That's you pick it. Hey, you'd rather be smaller inside
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  Speaker 1: you really.
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  Speaker 7: Know how to please?
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  Speaker 12: Well, you know what I want to please my mate,
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  Speaker 12: and I know what it takes to please my mate.
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  Speaker 12: And size is not everything, you know, it's not the
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  Speaker 12: it's not the size.
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  Speaker 5: The women on the show.
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  Speaker 9: To even make that comment when you hear a man
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 9: talking about size, ain't everything?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't picking I ain't picking a head no more.
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  Speaker 15: Come on, alright, next, alright, the next one.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to try that, all right.
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather eat sweet potato pumpkin pie or a
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 11: pickled pig ear sandwich?
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  Speaker 10: White people's favorite, Black people's favorite.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going I'm going with a put it all Together.
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  Speaker 10: Unites in the World.
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  Speaker 1: Potato parking Hell is you thinking about that?
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  Speaker 10: Or a pickled pig ear sandwich?
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  Speaker 1: We don't eat that sweet potato punk pie dish before
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: you talk.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've had a pig sandwich before. Good Lord Jesus,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: that hell of what was we thinking? What was we thinking?
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  Speaker 10: This?
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  Speaker 1: Damn slave and sandwich? Oh man?
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  Speaker 10: All right, all right, that's it for would you rather today?
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  Speaker 10: Coming a yeah?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's our last break of the day and there
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  Speaker 11: we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only
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  Speaker 11: Steve Harvey right after this.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show, all right, Steve, here we are,
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  Speaker 10: last break of the day.
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  Speaker 7: Last Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: This is the last day of the week for us, Friday,
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  Speaker 11: and it's your you're up closing remarks.
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  Speaker 9: You know what, man, Going into the weekend, I'm gonna
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 9: talk about a subject that can sound a little different
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  Speaker 9: coming from me, But I began to understand more and
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 9: more why it's okay for me to talk about God.
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  Speaker 9: Because I am such an imperfect person, because I've made
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 9: some serious, serious mistakes in my life, because I'm flawed,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 9: because I am oftentimes transparent in some of my failings
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  Speaker 9: in life, because of my willingness to say I'm sorry.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 9: I have learned that I'm a very qualified person to
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  Speaker 9: talk about God because I'm a good example that you
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 9: can be an imperfect person with so many flaws, have
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 9: done so many wrong things in your life, have gotten
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 9: it wrong so many times, have been written off, ridiculed, understood,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 9: and misunderstood, and you can still have a relationship with
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 9: God that brings your life into great benefit.
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  Speaker 1: So therefore I'm qualified to talk about this.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 9: I'm improving. And somebody told me the other day, so
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 9: you just gonna stay an entry level Christian, because I
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 9: was jokingly telling the person, man, I think I'm really
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 9: just an entry level Christian. I don't really know how
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 9: to do advanced Christianity, but I'm okay with this. So
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 9: they said, so, you're never going to improve as a Christian.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 9: I said, well, I'm doing the best I can right
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 9: now with where I am and what I've been working with.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 9: I say, but you know, I think that you know
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 9: I've improved a little bit. I'm better than I was,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 9: but I may not be where you think it should be,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 9: but I ain't where I was. So with that said,
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  Speaker 9: this is a good reason for me to say what
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  Speaker 9: I'm saying. I would suggest to everybody that can hear
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  Speaker 9: me that you should form a relationship with God immediately,
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  Speaker 9: starting now. And the reason I know you need the
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 9: relationship with him is because life is so difficult. If
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 9: you try to do this without him, you're not going
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 9: to make it that if you try to get through
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 9: this thing called life without a relationship with God, it
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 9: is too difficult and you will be trapped. I learned
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 9: something from Victoria Oldstein i had on the show last week,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 9: because she said that the devil really don't care nothing
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  Speaker 9: about you. All he wants to do is rob you
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  Speaker 9: of your destiny. I had never heard anybody say that before.
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  Speaker 9: I really have it, not that I can remember. She said,
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  Speaker 9: the devil really don't care anything about you. It's not
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  Speaker 9: interested in you in the least bit. His mission is
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  Speaker 9: to rob you of your destiny, is to throw you
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  Speaker 9: off course, to not make you see what God created
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 9: you to be. And that really caught my attention because
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  Speaker 9: if I look back on my life, all the things
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 9: I've happened, everything that's happened to me, every time the
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 9: devil sends the bloggers to attack me, the one mission
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  Speaker 9: that's clearly at stake and is at hand, is that
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 9: they are simply trying to rob me of my destiny.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 9: When something happens in your life that the devil sets
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 9: into play because he has all these imps to work
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  Speaker 9: for him, it's simply because he's trying to rob you
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  Speaker 9: of your destiny. That he knows that God has blessings
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 9: for you stored up that he hasn't given to you,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 9: and he don't want you to get to that point
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  Speaker 9: of receiving him, So he got to throw you off
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  Speaker 9: course and keep you from taining your destiny. And that's
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 9: his job and man understanding that has made my life
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 9: a little bit clearer. Ain't made it no easier, but
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 9: it has allowed me and helped me to understand some
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 9: of the things that occur in my life. Everything that
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  Speaker 9: happened to me ain't from the devils or the imps.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 9: Sometimes God provides a test. Sometimes a test is to
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 9: just to prepare you for something that He has for you.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 9: So in testing you, it gets you ready for where
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 9: you're about to receive love. Learn that it's a little
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 9: bit of this, and it's a little bit of that.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 9: Sometimes I'm a little confused at to which direction is
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 9: coming from. But at the end of the day, God
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 9: always reveals to me what the message was that He
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 9: wants me to learn. Because behind every setback and hardship,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 9: that is a lesson and a blessing. But the important
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 9: thing for you all and for all of us to
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 9: form some type of relationship with God because God knows
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 9: your name. When you reach out to God, he knows
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 9: your name.
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  Speaker 1: He does.
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  Speaker 9: He made you, He created you, He knows exactly who
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 9: you are. He put them fingerprints on you. He made
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 9: your ten fingerprints different from the six other to eight
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 9: billion other people that's in this world and the billions
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 9: of people that have already died. Ain't none of us
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 9: have the same fingerprints. That's how much you mean to him.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 9: Have a relationship with God because he knows your name.
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  Speaker 9: Stay in touch with him. We were all created to
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 9: need him moment by moment. When we walk away from that,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 9: we put ourselves in jeopardy. It opens up the door
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 9: for the devil to slip in and rob us of
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 9: our destiny. Have a relationship with God. Talk to him.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 9: You don't have to go to church to do that.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 9: Do that you have a better week. Ind I know,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 9: I will. Y'all have a good week in hell.
• 1:24:28
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