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Nunya Damn Business, Luxury Companion, Ugly Wives, Son Is My Uncle and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 3: You got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 10: You probably got to turn the mouth, the turn out,
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  Speaker 10: turn the water the monk.
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  Speaker 9: Come come on, you'll think that, Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 9: Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 11: You are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 11: one and only Steve Harvey ha got a radio show
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  Speaker 11: you know today. I was thinking of what I would
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  Speaker 11: say today and it just dawned on me this way,
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  Speaker 11: and I just want to share this with everybody listening.
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  Speaker 11: You've got to get some help to make it through life.
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  Speaker 11: I cannot imagine where I would be if it was
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  Speaker 11: not for the help of my God, if it wasn't
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  Speaker 11: for his grace and mercy, if I did not have
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  Speaker 11: the ability to lean on him and all the times
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  Speaker 11: I've had to lean on him, which has become a
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  Speaker 11: daily basis. I have no idea where I would be,
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  Speaker 11: but clearly I know for a matter of fact, I
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  Speaker 11: would not be here today. You have got to get
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  Speaker 11: some help to get through this thing called life. I
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  Speaker 11: am begging you to look into it. Man, you've got
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  Speaker 11: to form a relationship with God. Without a real relationship
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  Speaker 11: with God, this thing called life is daunting at times.
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  Speaker 9: I don't care who you are.
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  Speaker 11: I know I'm speaking the truth right now, because listen,
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  Speaker 11: no matter who you are, what job title you have,
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  Speaker 11: what aspirations you may have, I don't care what your
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  Speaker 11: educational background is or is not. It does not matter.
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  Speaker 11: If you don't get a real relationship going on with God.
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  Speaker 11: I don't see how you can make it. So many
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  Speaker 11: people are faking in fronting out here like they got
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  Speaker 11: it going on, and you don't know, and you really
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  Speaker 11: don't know how many people that you think in your
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  Speaker 11: neighborhood had it going on because you saw a car
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  Speaker 11: pull up in the driveway, or they house look bigger,
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  Speaker 11: or the grass is cutting nicer, and you only find
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  Speaker 11: out that a foreclosure side on they house too.
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  Speaker 9: See, you don't know.
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  Speaker 11: The mask that people put on to parade around in
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  Speaker 11: is for appearance sakes. So a lot of people you
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  Speaker 11: looking at that you think got it going on? Who
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  Speaker 11: might be the pattern of success that you want to try?
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  Speaker 11: You got to be real careful with that because it
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  Speaker 11: may not be as it appears to be. But one
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  Speaker 11: thing is for sure, no matter what's going on in
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  Speaker 11: your life, I know that behind whatever mask I'm wearing,
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  Speaker 11: or I realized, no matter what the appearances may be,
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  Speaker 11: that on the other side of me, I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 11: just fine.
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  Speaker 9: See.
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  Speaker 11: You may be outwardly people hating on you, talking about you,
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  Speaker 11: dragging your name through the mud. Look, man, people can
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  Speaker 11: say stuff about you. Most people talking about you don't
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  Speaker 11: even know you. They just participating in it. You can
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  Speaker 11: have that appearance going on, but behind you, within you,
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  Speaker 11: if you have a relationship with God, it don't matter
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  Speaker 11: because you can be all right. I've seen it get
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  Speaker 11: real stormy on the outside for me, but on the
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  Speaker 11: inside I just had to feel and I was gonna
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  Speaker 11: be all right. See that's what the relationship gives you, man.
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  Speaker 11: It gives you the confidence to know that the things
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  Speaker 11: that you're going through a temporary that is just the
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  Speaker 11: space that you happen to be in. Like I said
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  Speaker 11: the other day, you got to remember something. The road
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  Speaker 11: to success is always under construction. You might as well
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  Speaker 11: get ready for that if you plan it on changing,
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  Speaker 11: getting better, doing something about your health. If you decide, hey, look,
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  Speaker 11: I just would like to live a longer, more prosperous life,
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  Speaker 11: or hey, I want to make X amount of dollars,
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  Speaker 11: or hey man, I'm gonna stop staying out in these
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  Speaker 11: streets and I'm gonna come home and treat my family
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  Speaker 11: way they ought to be treated. I don't care what
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  Speaker 11: decision you make. When you strike out on that road
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  Speaker 11: to success, it's under construction, partner. There's barrels out there,
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  Speaker 11: there's wide turns, there's detours.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 11: It's me and out there holding signs saying slow down.
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  Speaker 11: Sometimes they put the stop sign up. You got to
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  Speaker 11: wait and watch people go by you on the other side.
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  Speaker 11: Then before you can take off again. You've all been
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  Speaker 11: on the road with construction on it. It can be
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  Speaker 11: so frustrating. And the whole time you on that road,
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  Speaker 11: I know when I'm on the road we can under construction.
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  Speaker 11: I'm always thinking of an alternative path. I ain't ever
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  Speaker 11: set in traffic under construction, man, and thought of if
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  Speaker 11: I get off on this exit, where would it take me?
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  Speaker 11: Not knowing, but just man, could I keep moving if
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  Speaker 11: I go that way? That's a dangerous thing sometimes, see,
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  Speaker 11: because Oftentimes when we get off the road to success
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  Speaker 11: and we take that other path, we get further and
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  Speaker 11: further off course. Because wasn't no detools signed for that,
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  Speaker 11: Just a decision I made on my own because I
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  Speaker 11: don't like sitting here sometimes I don't have the patience
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  Speaker 11: I ought to have, so I've taken some what I
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  Speaker 11: thought might be shortcuts. But I got to tell you something,
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  Speaker 11: ain't no shortcuts on the road to success. Even the
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  Speaker 11: detour signs wind up taking you a little bit out
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  Speaker 11: your way and loop background. I remember one time I
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  Speaker 11: was coming from Las Vegas and that was some type
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  Speaker 11: of chemical spill in a truck and you could all
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  Speaker 11: almost see the smoke.
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  Speaker 9: Up ahead in very faint.
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  Speaker 11: So they detoreed us through the desert and we had
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  Speaker 11: to go all the way around, and I drove, man
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  Speaker 11: like an hour and a half out of the way.
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  Speaker 11: And when they entered us back on the freeway where
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  Speaker 11: we were to go back to La as soon as
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  Speaker 11: I got it that exit to get back on the freeway,
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  Speaker 11: I looked right there.
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  Speaker 9: And there the accident was.
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  Speaker 11: Now it was an hour and a half hour forty
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  Speaker 11: five all the way around in that desert to get
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  Speaker 11: back to almost the same place.
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  Speaker 9: But it was the best way to go because see,
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  Speaker 9: that was the route to take.
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  Speaker 11: And that's what you got to understand about trying to
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  Speaker 11: make the right decision to be successful, that the road
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  Speaker 11: to success is always under construction. You're gonna have to
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  Speaker 11: go round a little bit, so quick, stop being impatient
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  Speaker 11: with I don't want to go around.
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  Speaker 9: I'm gonna go this way. You go that way if
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  Speaker 9: you want to just follow the detour science.
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  Speaker 11: See, because somebody that came up this road before, you
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  Speaker 11: have some travel the road already, and they took the
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  Speaker 11: way around, and yeah, it seemed like it's a longer way,
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  Speaker 11: and you want to make that other decision. But stay
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  Speaker 11: on the road to success. It's under construction, man, That's
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  Speaker 11: just the way it goes. Don't lose your patience and
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  Speaker 11: try to create a shortcut for yourself. I'm gonna go away.
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  Speaker 11: Ain't nobody ever gone way? Hold up, pardon you really
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  Speaker 11: think you're gonna do that? Listen, there's oftentimes a lot
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  Speaker 11: of rewards when you go the least travel path, but
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  Speaker 11: the road to success is the least travel path. That's
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  Speaker 11: what you keep getting mixed up. You keep thinking if
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  Speaker 11: you go another way. No, No, stay on the road
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  Speaker 11: to success. That is the least travel path. It's under construction.
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  Speaker 11: You can go out there with your machete if you
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  Speaker 11: want to talking about cutting new trails. You think the
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  Speaker 11: road to success is under construction, take the other route
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  Speaker 11: and get that machete out and see how long you
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  Speaker 11: be out there trying to cut a path. Sometimes, Man,
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  Speaker 11: you just got to stay patient. The road to success
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  Speaker 11: has been before by millions of people in front of you,
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  Speaker 11: everybody that has some setbacks in life. But don't get
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  Speaker 11: off the road to success just because you having some setbacks,
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  Speaker 11: just because you see some orange barrels up, just because
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  Speaker 11: there's some men out there with vest on what they
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  Speaker 11: got to do with you? Everybody, everybody that's trying to.
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  Speaker 9: Be successful, is on that road.
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  Speaker 11: Your relationship with God helps you guide yourself around the barrels.
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  Speaker 11: It helps you have the patience to go around that way.
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  Speaker 11: He gonna get you back where you gotta be. But
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  Speaker 11: you got to go out there so you can learn
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  Speaker 11: some things. See, you need God to make it in
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  Speaker 11: life because the road to success is always under construction.
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  Speaker 9: He calms you down when the barrels is up. He
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  Speaker 9: lets you know it's gonna be all right.
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  Speaker 11: He rewards you with the patience to finish because he
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  Speaker 11: gonna get you right back where you need to be
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  Speaker 11: and you can get on which way you is going.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, all right, Joall, we're gonna try that today.
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  Speaker 9: I'm telling a man what way name them? Get don
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  Speaker 6: Marvin.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, now, I love all.
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  Speaker 11: Of them for various reasons, but let me explain it
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  Speaker 11: from the top down to take Luther off all this.
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  Speaker 9: Going anywhere, the greatest male vocalist ever live.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm not going anywhere.
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  Speaker 11: Luther not going nowhere. So you got Luther al Green,
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  Speaker 11: how he's not going and then who else? And Marvin, Yes,
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  Speaker 11: definitely not.
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  Speaker 2: That's gotta be And no disrespect to Donnie.
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  Speaker 1: That's the hardest one yet of one.
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  Speaker 2: Rice and Gravy.
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  Speaker 9: Stop right there, stop right there, him too, ain't going nowhere.
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  Speaker 9: Now go ahead, go.
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  Speaker 2: Ahead, an bread of college Greens, which was one got
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  Speaker 2: to goli.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't no more shopping. The greens could go you took
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  Speaker 3: out corn bread. Ain't normal shopping.
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  Speaker 9: For your hey man, hey, hey, hey, your ass is
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  Speaker 9: out the family, just like those collar greens.
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  Speaker 3: All right, okay, day, that was fun. That was fun.
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  Speaker 9: Keep your going though.
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  Speaker 14: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 14: hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back
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  Speaker 14: right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is
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  Speaker 14: time now to run that prank back with the nephew.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for his neph All.
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  Speaker 8: Right, now we're running it back now, make sure you're ready. Now,
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  Speaker 8: this right here is Mona. You need to fix your appears.
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  Speaker 8: You need to fix your opinions. I ain't gonna tell
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  Speaker 8: you no, Mona. Now let's go hey, hey, hey, and
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  Speaker 8: there's some people on this show. I'm gonna let y'all
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  Speaker 8: know who need to fix their appearance. That start with you,
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  Speaker 8: not today the statement you just made to me and
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  Speaker 8: Junior I said, okay, hold up, don uh, Mona, you
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  Speaker 8: need to fix your appearance, cad dog, if you would,
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  Speaker 8: I'm only talking to Mona.
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  Speaker 9: You guys, Hello, hello.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mona. Please jesuits her?
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  Speaker 7: Hi?
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  Speaker 5: How you doing? My name is James over with the corporation.
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  Speaker 5: I'm with your corporate wardrobe. You've been with the company
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  Speaker 5: for about eight years now, am I correct? Mona, yes, sir? Okay,
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  Speaker 5: Like I said, I'm from a corporate wardrobe. I wanted
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  Speaker 5: you got to give you a call. There's been some
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  Speaker 5: conversation about it, but wanted to give you a call
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  Speaker 5: about your appearance in the office. Okay, okay, Now your
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  Speaker 5: your your appearance seems to be pretty much intact as
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  Speaker 5: far as your clothing is concerned. So it's nothing. It
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  Speaker 5: has nothing to do with that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: Now, first of all, what uh my parents have to
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  Speaker 7: do with your corporation?
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  Speaker 5: Well, what's going on? Like I said, you you've been
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  Speaker 5: with court for about what eight years now?
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  Speaker 7: Am I right? Yes, sir?
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  Speaker 5: I have okay?
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  Speaker 7: And uh you telling me telling me something about my kids?
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  Speaker 5: Right? What what I want to talk to you about
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  Speaker 5: is that what what what some of the workers in
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  Speaker 5: the office are having a problem with. And what we
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  Speaker 5: want to do is get you an actual doctor's appointment
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  Speaker 5: because we want to see about helping you get a
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  Speaker 5: breast reduction. Oh what.
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  Speaker 7: A breath reduction?
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  Speaker 5: Okay? Now you you you you I mean from from
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  Speaker 5: my understanding that your your breasts are two laws.
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  Speaker 7: Hold up, Hold up, now, who is this first?
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  Speaker 5: Who is My name is James? Like I said, I'm
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  Speaker 5: with Corporate Wardrobe, and I'm calling you actually pretty much
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  Speaker 5: from human resources of corporation.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, Now, if you ain't kind of hear by something else,
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  Speaker 7: certainly what we do here tell you calling me telling
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  Speaker 7: me somethingbody giving me a breast reduction. What you need
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  Speaker 7: to do is try and dig up slow, because what
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  Speaker 7: I'm doing over in here, I'm gonna wear them. They
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  Speaker 7: was over here and I'm gonna wear them. They came out.
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  Speaker 7: I wear them.
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  Speaker 5: Problem, mona. All we want to do is we want
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  Speaker 5: to get you a doctor's appointments so we can help
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  Speaker 5: you get your get your breast reduced. So you know,
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  Speaker 5: you you feel a lot more comfortable and the people
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  Speaker 5: in the office will be a lot more comfortable.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I'm not you ain't gonna do it, man, You
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  Speaker 7: ain't gonna come in and tell me some well, what
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  Speaker 7: y'all gonna do to me? What you talking about? I'm
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  Speaker 7: even just being this foremost a yeah, and I ain't
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  Speaker 7: never had no problem with nobody's telling me something. Of
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  Speaker 7: my friends So what you need to do is find
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  Speaker 7: out who's going around here making these rumors. And first
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  Speaker 7: of all, I'm gonna dig up because everyone up in
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  Speaker 7: here talking about me and you know, jealous because I'm
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  Speaker 7: on top of my and they jealous of me. I'm
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  Speaker 7: on you know, I'm on mask and they right, I
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  Speaker 7: ain't got top of my brain.
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  Speaker 5: Look, ma'am, my job is to get your breast reduced.
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  Speaker 5: I gotta get I gotta bring them down.
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  Speaker 7: Big too. Can you reduce that? Excuse me, my big?
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  Speaker 7: Can you reduce that?
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  Speaker 5: Ma'am? Listen, I gotta get your breast down to it.
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  Speaker 5: I gotta get a death.
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  Speaker 7: I gotta bring them down an say what you're gonna
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  Speaker 7: get downe is that's what you're gonna get done? And listening,
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  Speaker 7: let's start worrying about my breath. So you and whoever
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  Speaker 7: whoever calling you are telling you something about what I'm
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  Speaker 7: doing at this this tell him, I said, the kids mind,
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  Speaker 7: So what do you do? I'm gonna do me. So
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  Speaker 7: they don't like that, then hey, how at them? Because
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  Speaker 7: I'm a fine whoever doing it? Because they jealous, I'm
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  Speaker 7: a bad they don't understand it. And the man's come
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  Speaker 7: in and what whoo whoo they come to who they
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  Speaker 7: come to my desk and ask for who they ask
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  Speaker 7: for me?
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  Speaker 5: Mona, Mana, I understand that, But what I'm saying is
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  Speaker 5: your breast start distraction in the office, and I gotta
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  Speaker 5: get your breast brought down.
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  Speaker 7: Fly whoever you are. You might even to come see
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  Speaker 7: you you sit you to the front of my desk
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  Speaker 7: and see how it's looking. You might want to come
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  Speaker 7: back and bring out your crew.
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  Speaker 5: Mona. I can't. I can't. I don't want to come
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  Speaker 5: set your desk and see your your your I gotta
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  Speaker 5: get you to a doctor and get your breast reduced
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  Speaker 5: now to when you wanted a point.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't gonna see No, I'm going to a dortyr Mona.
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  Speaker 5: You're going to a doctor.
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  Speaker 7: You bringing so, I ain't going no doctors. What you
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  Speaker 7: talking matter? The doctor whoever you mean to go see,
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  Speaker 7: I ain't trying to hear it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeh. What I'm gonna do is they said you would
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  Speaker 5: act like this, Mona. They said you would react just
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  Speaker 5: this way. This is what the people in the office
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  Speaker 5: are talking about.
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  Speaker 7: I don't give it down what they I've been in
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  Speaker 7: this company by almost eight years I ain't no hand
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  Speaker 7: nobody counting me telling me some my friend what you
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  Speaker 7: need to do. First of all, you need to come
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  Speaker 7: in and see me because it might like what you see.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: Because I'm a big, bad bowl three andy four woman.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: You better yet?
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: What is your name? And now? What's your what's your name?
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Why do you need my name?
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: I need your name because I ain't never had foy
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: to call my damn job to tell me something about
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: my bras. I need to know your name, becau. I'm
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: go'n geting some loddy in this because I don't play
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: this shit I need. I don't play that. So whoever
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: you is and your carpet or whoever kind of me
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: by my breast, I don't play that. I need your name,
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: I really do, Because you don't, I'm gonna find.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Out who this is? Nothing. You want to know my name?
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: I want to know your damn name. Hell, y'all want
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: to know your name?
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: What is it? Are you listening? What is this a mess? You?
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show? You just got
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: pranked by your girlfriend?
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: You what bress bigger than mine?
• 19:45
  Speaker 14: You know?
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: I got a limb me and y'all needed Clinn. What
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: you're gonna make me go?
• 19:55
  Speaker 15: Right?
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: I can't believe it's in her breast bigger than masks.
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: And then she got a limp. I listened to this
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: show every morning and I just can't believe I got
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: got said, she did it. She got me.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: You know she got me.
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: But I'm gonna catch her lips. I'm gonna catch a waking.
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: It's okay, I'm gonna.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: Give him, all right, baby, I got one more thing
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: for you, baby, what is what is the baddest I'm
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: talking about the baddest radio show in the land.
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: May you already know that one and only Steve Harvey
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: Morning Show? And Tom and guess what play on this
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: head phone? I just wanna let you know. I'm a
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: side sixteen with a low cut.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Come next as the CLO.
• 20:49
  Speaker 14: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show all right time now
• 20:53
  Speaker 14: to ask the c l O Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: This one is from orlanda Olanda, Olanda and Queens.
• 21:03
  Speaker 14: Olanda writes, I'm a sixty four year old widow and
• 21:05
  Speaker 14: I've been going to the same church for thirty seven years.
• 21:09
  Speaker 14: My husband died in January and now I'm uncomfortable going
• 21:13
  Speaker 14: to church because the buzzards are circling around me every
• 21:16
  Speaker 14: Sunday asking if I need anything. I told them I'm fine,
• 21:21
  Speaker 14: and my children look after me. I told Pastor what
• 21:24
  Speaker 14: has been going on, and he even said that if.
• 21:27
  Speaker 12: I'm ever lonely, just call on him.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: He's married. Am I going to have to leave my church?
• 21:33
  Speaker 9: Probably sound like him to me, But I don't know
• 21:38
  Speaker 9: what you expect, oh ma'am.
• 21:40
  Speaker 11: I mean, really, you've always you've probably always always been
• 21:44
  Speaker 11: a stellar member, always kept yourself looking nice and everything,
• 21:48
  Speaker 11: And now I hit them buzzards is and they ain't buzzards.
• 21:51
  Speaker 11: Someone might really won't you for the real reasons, you know,
• 21:55
  Speaker 11: And eventually you gonna want somebody. So I would stay
• 21:58
  Speaker 11: there and let them circle until you get ready, and
• 22:00
  Speaker 11: me and you could pick the one out this Scott
• 22:02
  Speaker 11: that you like circling and tell them to swoop on in.
• 22:05
  Speaker 9: It can't be Pastor.
• 22:07
  Speaker 12: No, he's married.
• 22:11
  Speaker 9: That's the shot out though.
• 22:12
  Speaker 14: Yeah, all right, Moving on, Sky in Nashville says, I'm
• 22:18
  Speaker 14: a twenty eight year old nurse and I just found
• 22:19
  Speaker 14: out that I'm pregnant with my second child. I've been
• 22:22
  Speaker 14: messing with my dad's friend because he pays my bills.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: And treats me better than men my age.
• 22:28
  Speaker 14: He and my dad fell out years ago, so he's
• 22:30
  Speaker 14: ready to go public with our relationship and get married.
• 22:33
  Speaker 14: He's forty two and this will be his first child.
• 22:37
  Speaker 14: If I tell my parents, I think it will hurt less,
• 22:40
  Speaker 14: hurt them less. If I say we're getting married. I
• 22:42
  Speaker 14: don't love him, but I think it would be a
• 22:44
  Speaker 14: great dad. My dad thinks like you.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: So what should I expect.
• 22:49
  Speaker 9: If you are not in love, deeply and madly in
• 22:53
  Speaker 9: love with the person, don't get married.
• 22:56
  Speaker 11: I don't give a I don't give a damn. How
• 22:57
  Speaker 11: good a daddy he can be. Letting be a good daddy,
• 23:00
  Speaker 11: but that don't mean he's gonna be a great husband. Now,
• 23:02
  Speaker 11: he may treat you better than all the rest, but
• 23:04
  Speaker 11: then what you're comparing it to see you don't treat you.
• 23:08
  Speaker 11: Don't get a man because he treats you better. Rest
• 23:10
  Speaker 11: You get a man because you because he treats you
• 23:12
  Speaker 11: the way you want to. Don't just cause the best
• 23:15
  Speaker 11: of the you know you just gonna get the best
• 23:18
  Speaker 11: of the worst. That don't make no sense, and you're
• 23:20
  Speaker 11: not in love with him What in the world are
• 23:23
  Speaker 11: you doing? Just keep doing what you're doing and getting
• 23:26
  Speaker 11: your bills paid and that's going well out because eventually
• 23:29
  Speaker 11: you don't want somebody, but it's not him.
• 23:32
  Speaker 9: Don't marry nobody you're not in love with. Marriage is
• 23:34
  Speaker 9: too hard.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, thank you.
• 23:39
  Speaker 14: See al Old Logan in San Diego says, I'm a
• 23:42
  Speaker 14: forty four year old married woman and I'm in a
• 23:45
  Speaker 14: situation with a guy that I work with.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: It's nothing sexual, at least not yet.
• 23:50
  Speaker 14: We sext each other during the day and he sent
• 23:53
  Speaker 14: me a picture of his gi Joe, and I've sent
• 23:55
  Speaker 14: him pictures of my Jane. He wants a lunchtime rendezvous.
• 23:59
  Speaker 14: But I would never cheat on my husband, so that's out.
• 24:03
  Speaker 14: He sent a message that it's time for us to
• 24:05
  Speaker 14: be adults and be reminded. And he reminded me that
• 24:08
  Speaker 14: he has photos of me and his phone. What has
• 24:10
  Speaker 14: happened here? Do you think he'll actually blackmail me?
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: Well, that's what it's called. It's called extortion, black Man
• 24:19
  Speaker 9: Highway Rod send Jane though, Why she sent Jane? If
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: she did, she sent Joe, Well, that's stupid.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Is this what larn coming on?
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: Well? I mean you know. Here's what you could do
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: and you know very very easily. Well, no, you can't
• 24:41
  Speaker 9: do that. I have to take that back.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: You can't.
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: But what about Junior's question, what is that.
• 24:46
  Speaker 16: George, that ain't my Jane?
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: Well, if you married somebody gonna know what your Jane
• 24:53
  Speaker 9: just doesn't know what to Jane. You know you don't
• 24:56
  Speaker 9: know Jane. Look like I'll tell you right now, Dame,
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: I know here.
• 25:02
  Speaker 11: Well, I know James. Many times. I've been tars I've
• 25:09
  Speaker 11: been everybody in this movie. I've been tars In and
• 25:12
  Speaker 11: I don't get here.
• 25:12
  Speaker 9: Well, I'm jam.
• 25:22
  Speaker 11: You right now, you show me my jam there, I
• 25:24
  Speaker 11: know my Jam. I've been everybody in the movie. I've
• 25:30
  Speaker 11: been the man and the monkey. Man, I'm em and
• 25:36
  Speaker 11: man and monkey.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: So the answer to Junior's question is no, lying will
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: not come in.
• 25:43
  Speaker 9: No hell no, I'm talking about that. Ain't you got
• 25:48
  Speaker 9: that moved right there?
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: That ain't gonna do.
• 25:55
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you're in the oh.
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: But I'll tell you what you need to stop all this.
• 25:59
  Speaker 11: Uh, don't don't fall for the blackmail because the black
• 26:02
  Speaker 11: male go both ways. Now, because you know if you
• 26:06
  Speaker 11: try to blackmail you know what I'm saying we're gonna
• 26:08
  Speaker 11: both lose this job right here, and he's gonna get
• 26:11
  Speaker 11: his ass. Well, man, yeah, I'm gonna tell. I'm gonna
• 26:15
  Speaker 11: tell my husband what you did. Now he's gonna have
• 26:19
  Speaker 11: something for you. You might have something for me too,
• 26:21
  Speaker 11: but you're gonna get a whole nother song.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Oh man, this is too much.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot right there. That's a lot.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Seem too much.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: You're doing that for what I'm talking about?
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you saying you can't.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Take it back and it lives forever, all right.
• 26:47
  Speaker 14: Downtown Columbia, South Carolina, says I'm a twenty eight year
• 26:50
  Speaker 14: old single man and I work for my girlfriend's mom.
• 26:52
  Speaker 14: I met my girlfriend through her mother, so her mother
• 26:55
  Speaker 14: knows that I've served time and I'm on probation now.
• 26:58
  Speaker 14: She doesn't want her daughter to see me, and I
• 27:00
  Speaker 14: understand that. I also understand that her daughter is twenty
• 27:03
  Speaker 14: nine and can decide who she wants to date. I
• 27:06
  Speaker 14: want to shot at real love with my girlfriend, but
• 27:08
  Speaker 14: her mom's blocking it. Is there any way to get
• 27:11
  Speaker 14: my boss to trust me?
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: Well, you can get the girl. You just ain't gonna
• 27:16
  Speaker 9: hand no job. You can get the girl. You just
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: ain't gonna hand no job, and it's hard to get
• 27:22
  Speaker 9: a job once you're a convicted felon. So this job
• 27:25
  Speaker 9: is important to you.
• 27:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah, but I think you all are going to have
• 27:29
  Speaker 11: to find a way to talk to the lady and
• 27:31
  Speaker 11: get her to understand. But like you say, you understand.
• 27:33
  Speaker 11: But bro, you know you can straighten yourself up. You're
• 27:36
  Speaker 11: in good shape. You're doing the right thing. Y'all're trying
• 27:38
  Speaker 11: to put yourself together. Man, Eventually she may have to
• 27:41
  Speaker 11: understand if her daughter go to her, you know, and
• 27:44
  Speaker 11: y'all go to him the right way and sit down.
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: All you can sit down and just you know, find
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: out you ain't working no.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: All right, Celo, thank you, great advice.
• 27:56
  Speaker 14: As usual, you're listening hardy Morning Show. This segment is
• 28:03
  Speaker 14: called none of your darn business?
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: Kay, please explain. Okay, it's very easy. You need to
• 28:08
  Speaker 10: stay out of other people's business. You see something going
• 28:10
  Speaker 10: on that don't bother you, that don't concern you. Basically,
• 28:13
  Speaker 10: can you down name none of them A Dawn minis.
• 28:16
  Speaker 10: For instance, you see somebody steal somebody's order at Starbucks,
• 28:21
  Speaker 10: d just take it right on the end, you know what,
• 28:24
  Speaker 10: and they take.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: It that is your damn business.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: But they put your name till anyway, they put your
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: name on away.
• 28:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you don't know what that person going to let
• 28:32
  Speaker 9: them have that call. They got some mold back there.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: It's fourteen dollars a cup. Anyway, letting have a.
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: Name.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Your name is on the car.
• 28:42
  Speaker 11: It don't change inside the cup, right, they don't, And
• 28:49
  Speaker 11: it ain't but an eight cent loss to Starbucks.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Write it off, really write it off.
• 28:55
  Speaker 9: But you don't want to tell you what.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 28:56
  Speaker 16: If it's the fifteenth, uh huh, and you go to
• 28:58
  Speaker 16: your mailbox and you see somebody else opening somebody else's chicks,
• 29:02
  Speaker 16: that ain't none of your damn business.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: You know the fifteen, You know the check coming to
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: take the money.
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you at the you at the mall.
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: Uh, you see your best friend's wife, uh huh switch cars.
• 29:24
  Speaker 9: He get out of her car and get in another
• 29:26
  Speaker 9: car and they drive. That ain't none of my dad
• 29:30
  Speaker 9: ain't gonna do to me. She might be test driving.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Driving your best friend. Though you're not gonna find.
• 29:37
  Speaker 9: We're still best friends. That's how we're gonna stay.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: We're still at your business.
• 29:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, this happened to me before.
• 29:48
  Speaker 11: If I'm standing in line at the bank, and I
• 29:51
  Speaker 11: go up there and I and I give her a
• 29:53
  Speaker 11: withdrawal slip and she give me too much money?
• 29:57
  Speaker 9: Right, that is nothing, my dad, count your blessings and
• 30:04
  Speaker 9: go home.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Excuse me.
• 30:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you're gonna get into a whole lot now you
• 30:10
  Speaker 9: that extra time walk away? And that ain't your bee.
• 30:14
  Speaker 9: I hate to say it.
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: That's stealing.
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: Okay, No, that's not stealing. Gave it Tim.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: The money was given to him, but it's not your money.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 30:24
  Speaker 9: I didn't slide her a note. I slid her withdraw
• 30:29
  Speaker 9: all that legal. Now, how much you put in there,
• 30:33
  Speaker 9: that's none of my bis. If it's not enough, it's
• 30:39
  Speaker 9: too much, I just I will spend it before you find.
• 30:44
  Speaker 10: Right here, you at work, and you know one of
• 30:47
  Speaker 10: your coworker's arms is honeing, I mean chicking smoking your business.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: Just don't sit next them, Get away from.
• 30:58
  Speaker 9: Point your fan towards.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: That your business.
• 31:04
  Speaker 10: Why they they're going through something like that office dealer
• 31:09
  Speaker 10: through You wouldn't over.
• 31:10
  Speaker 9: That, smelling like hot garbage. They got nothing do with you.
• 31:14
  Speaker 14: You wouldn't come to them over there, You wouldn't.
• 31:20
  Speaker 9: You wouldn't say anything. One don't know.
• 31:25
  Speaker 16: When you in the parking lot and you see somebody
• 31:29
  Speaker 16: back into another and I'm talking.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: About heating good, but then they look up and see
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: you them.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Drive right down there.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't like that, No, that you forgot the mean information,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: that you wouldn't get that lice placement.
• 31:47
  Speaker 9: Your ass gonna be in the witness protection program.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Call the police about you.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Get what you came from?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: What you got.
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: I'm at I'm at a dinner table, but the dinner
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: table next to me got about eight people at it
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: having dinner. They didn't order to whine and everything. I
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: know the waiter from the wreck of a big till
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: they leave two hundred dollars on the table for the waiter.
• 32:13
  Speaker 8: The bus boy come by and slide to two hundred
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: in his pocket. Well look at me, and I just
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: threw both my hands up. That ain't none of my
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: damn that ain't none of my damn business his money.
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: But you know he didne got tired. Yeah, he ain't
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: moved up to wait to wait again.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: He tired.
• 32:33
  Speaker 10: He's been busting them tables, man, seeing all that money
• 32:36
  Speaker 10: on that table, Yeah, he's tired of it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 11: You're at a football game, you're in the middle of
• 32:42
  Speaker 11: the road. Yeah, hot dogs, hell, hot dogs.
• 32:45
  Speaker 15: Hell.
• 32:47
  Speaker 11: A man six people down ordered a hot dog. The
• 32:51
  Speaker 11: hot dog get passed before he get to the man.
• 32:55
  Speaker 11: Somebody else eating.
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: People into it.
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: You know it's going down there on another way, he'd
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: already been into it.
• 33:13
  Speaker 9: How dog man gotta make him.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: None of your He's wrong for that.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: All.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: I got one more? You got seven eleven?
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: You in the back when you have the drinks?
• 33:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, sodas right, you see somebody get a drink, drink it,
• 33:31
  Speaker 10: get a drink, drink it, get another drink and drink
• 33:34
  Speaker 10: and they go up.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: To the counter with a full cup. Say I had
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: one soda. How does that concern you?
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: Down?
• 33:41
  Speaker 10: Three in the back, all three of them. That ain't
• 33:47
  Speaker 10: nothing to do with you on your own damn bends.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna tell the guy the cash. You're not
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: gonna say.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Then he got a new.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: Guys day out one moment for you.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Ja, you got one?
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: You number three in line at the ATM machine, one
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: guy lead, a second guy step up. Okay, it says
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: on the screen, would you like another transaction? Which means
• 34:12
  Speaker 8: the last guy did not clear out? You know what
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: I'm saying. He didn't finish his transaction. So this man
• 34:18
  Speaker 8: go back in this man bank account and get to
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: three hundred dollars and I'm watching him.
• 34:22
  Speaker 9: But that ain't none of my damn bit.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Involved with that.
• 34:29
  Speaker 9: Seen that happen?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 34:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 34:34
  Speaker 17: Stuff that really you kind of lift your bank account open, really,
• 34:37
  Speaker 17: you know, you get yourself involved, you get hurt. Have
• 34:43
  Speaker 17: stuff that ain't your business will get you hurt.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 34:49
  Speaker 12: Morning show.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: It is time now for a round.
• 34:52
  Speaker 14: And would you rather would you rather propose in front
• 34:57
  Speaker 14: of a crowd or would you rather proposed privately?
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Junior said, be privately?
• 35:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'll go with D two. She say no in
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: front of the people of the kind of fight. Everybody
• 35:14
  Speaker 9: just raining back in my pocket and all this. I
• 35:18
  Speaker 9: gotta get up.
• 35:19
  Speaker 11: I got to get up off my knee, turned around,
• 35:21
  Speaker 11: figure out which whereas to hold in the crowd, I.
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: Can, you know, I gotta get to the bathroom and
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: wash my face.
• 35:29
  Speaker 18: You know, all this ship man and then the crowd
• 35:32
  Speaker 18: it is like collectively, oh man, somebody in the crowd.
• 35:36
  Speaker 9: Damn yeah, somebody hit me on the back like they
• 35:41
  Speaker 9: did Rudy. I probably.
• 35:44
  Speaker 14: Hanging that doctor, all right, Would you rather use a
• 35:53
  Speaker 14: dating app or would you rather go old school and
• 35:55
  Speaker 14: go on a blind date? B?
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, because people down in profile pictures you ain't
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: who you really.
• 36:01
  Speaker 19: I'd rather just go see it for myself.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Didn't and have someone do an emergency call. If you
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: don't like the way they look, I can walk out
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: the blind date.
• 36:10
  Speaker 11: I've actually been on the blind date so bad that
• 36:14
  Speaker 11: I acted as if I was blind?
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: How did you do that you could see and then
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: you wasn't.
• 36:23
  Speaker 11: And then as soon as she walked up to the table,
• 36:24
  Speaker 11: I got him, snapped the chair leg off.
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: And you guys, tapping my way right out.
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: That day and walking out.
• 36:35
  Speaker 9: That didn't happen, I'm sure thinking.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: As soon as you saw up she snapped.
• 36:45
  Speaker 9: Damn.
• 36:45
  Speaker 11: As soon as she sat down, I stood, snapped the
• 36:48
  Speaker 11: leg off. I start tapping my ass right out that restaurant.
• 36:54
  Speaker 9: Table. Leg wasn't long enough. I had to beard over.
• 36:59
  Speaker 9: So tell, look, crazy, what are you doing?
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: Are on the way?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: You didn't touch nothing on the way because you could
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: see what you was doing.
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: This'spike. I kept looking for my dog, well, sing, I
• 37:22
  Speaker 9: don't crazy, all right?
• 37:27
  Speaker 14: What you.
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: Don't?
• 37:35
  Speaker 14: Would you rather compete in the summer Olympics, or would
• 37:38
  Speaker 14: you rather compete in a winter Olympic sport?
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: What the hell I'm gonna do in the winter sports?
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: Ice skating?
• 37:46
  Speaker 14: King like? Oh man, so I guess that's summer for
• 37:57
  Speaker 14: the both of you. All right, thank you, you're listening
• 38:00
  Speaker 14: hardy morning show. All right, this time for comedy roulette, guys,
• 38:06
  Speaker 14: and uh yeah, you want to explain it quickly, Jay,
• 38:10
  Speaker 14: all right, here we go.
• 38:11
  Speaker 10: Comedy roulette, very simple. Day after day, our comedy gets
• 38:17
  Speaker 10: tested on this damn show. He ain't that funny, He
• 38:21
  Speaker 10: ain't that brillant. Well, we're gonna show you how brilliant
• 38:23
  Speaker 10: we are. We're gonna take five subjects, put them on
• 38:27
  Speaker 10: the wheel, spin the wheel, wedge stop.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: We're gonna riff on it one at a time, because
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: we that damn funny.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: That's what we is.
• 38:35
  Speaker 9: Ja, that damn fun I'll be ahead of time.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: Here we go.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, we'll see how funny you guys are.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Here go the topics. Number one girls with big heads.
• 38:50
  Speaker 10: Ahead.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Number two bossy women colin.
• 38:57
  Speaker 9: Whatever.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Number three high but men, Tom.
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  Speaker 9: We're not doing that. You're not doing that.
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  Speaker 14: Number four men with ugly wives. Number five old guys
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  Speaker 14: who live alone.
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  Speaker 5: I like that.
• 39:17
  Speaker 14: And then number six people who clown at funerals. Let's
• 39:21
  Speaker 14: go casmin the wheel. Please, Okay, it's not done. Number
• 39:35
  Speaker 14: four men with ugly wives.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Let's see what's easy easy.
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  Speaker 10: First of all, how do you tell a man that
• 39:45
  Speaker 10: his wife is more man lived in him? How do
• 39:48
  Speaker 10: you say that, Tom? How do you bring it up
• 39:51
  Speaker 10: that Joe White's hands look like gloves?
• 39:54
  Speaker 9: How do you say that.
• 39:57
  Speaker 10: I don't mean no harm, but Joe waitsman look like
• 40:00
  Speaker 10: baseball mits.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I don't mean, I don't mean to be disrespectful.
• 40:05
  Speaker 9: How do you bring that up?
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 40:08
  Speaker 8: Sometimes you just got to tell a man, Hey, man,
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: I don't mean no harm, but I'm almost certain when
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: your when your wife was born, the doctor slept everybody.
• 40:16
  Speaker 9: You know what I'm saying, the doctor, everybody in the road.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Feel me. Tell you, don't I feel you? You know
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: what I say?
• 40:25
  Speaker 16: Well, like this, this is how you know your wife.
• 40:27
  Speaker 16: When they started complimenting the other body part, they just
• 40:31
  Speaker 16: bring up, hey, I really like them knees. Your wife
• 40:34
  Speaker 16: got some ready?
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: They ain't regular knees.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: She be left to doctor?
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: What kind of work she do when she got some healthy?
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Ask me when they say that resting voice in your wife?
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Does she smoking? She always had that?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 40:58
  Speaker 9: Man, guys, I don't know that I should do this route.
• 41:07
  Speaker 11: Come on, but I'm gonna just give you some facts
• 41:10
  Speaker 11: about men who have ugly wie.
• 41:14
  Speaker 9: Fact number one. Yeah, divorce rate is higher. It's just
• 41:21
  Speaker 9: how you got to get out. You know, as soon
• 41:25
  Speaker 9: as they present you with papers, she's gonna sign. Another thing.
• 41:29
  Speaker 11: I found out a man with ugly wies got real
• 41:33
  Speaker 11: fine wine, just sharp in the gym.
• 41:36
  Speaker 9: That U let overweight people men who have ugly wies.
• 41:43
  Speaker 11: Here's the biggest fact I think about men with ugly wies.
• 41:48
  Speaker 9: Men hate the night. Here and get in this baby.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just sit up here.
• 42:01
  Speaker 9: The only thing they hate more than the night. In
• 42:05
  Speaker 9: the morning.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: They wake up and she still and get mad and
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: get mad men and get mad.
• 42:19
  Speaker 9: This is helpful.
• 42:20
  Speaker 10: Still she would run away by now. Yeah, don't you
• 42:26
  Speaker 10: go to the mall with her? You don't give a
• 42:29
  Speaker 10: damn wish yet, ain't nobody legend.
• 42:36
  Speaker 9: I have all the damn doz on it.
• 42:39
  Speaker 10: She still she's supposed to be online shopping once again,
• 42:45
  Speaker 10: you guys know it once again?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: All right, that's it for comedy.
• 42:50
  Speaker 14: Relette we'll be back with nephew Tommy spring phone call
• 42:52
  Speaker 14: right after this.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 42:56
  Speaker 14: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 42:59
  Speaker 14: right about four minutes after. It's today's strawberry letter that's subject,
• 43:03
  Speaker 14: get the funk out my face? Heard this somewhere's get out?
• 43:09
  Speaker 14: What's different though? Right now though the nephew is here
• 43:12
  Speaker 14: with today's prank phone call?
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: What you got now?
• 43:15
  Speaker 9: I don't know how clearly I can say it, but
• 43:17
  Speaker 9: let me try it like that, I want to date
• 43:20
  Speaker 9: your mama?
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: What dog?
• 43:23
  Speaker 9: Wait? What you didn't hear it?
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: Okay, I mean, let me say it again, because you
• 43:26
  Speaker 8: didn't hear I want to date your mama.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: No, so you somebody's son.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Are you telling them that that.
• 43:33
  Speaker 9: I want to date your mama? Okay? And you're telling
• 43:37
  Speaker 9: them like that, Hey, I wanna date your mom? All right?
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: All right, mama's need love too. It's a lot of
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: mama's out here in the sixties need some love.
• 43:50
  Speaker 9: Okay, Hey man, my mom in the sixty though. You
• 43:52
  Speaker 9: can't say that. You want me to say it again.
• 43:55
  Speaker 9: You want me to say it again?
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: No, close your eye with your mom in your mind,
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: close out your mamma and your man, close, close.
• 44:03
  Speaker 9: Eyes, and I'm gonna say it while you got to ask.
• 44:04
  Speaker 9: I want to date your mama.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: That is crazy, and you know it's great.
• 44:12
  Speaker 9: Mama's need love. How you think y'all got here? Hello?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: But you being our daddy? Here, my daddy.
• 44:18
  Speaker 9: I ain't trying to be your dad. I'm trying to
• 44:20
  Speaker 9: date your mama. Okay.
• 44:24
  Speaker 8: Now we're gonna have to learn how to coexist in
• 44:26
  Speaker 8: this house together, me and you because I want to
• 44:28
  Speaker 8: date your mama. All right, let's go listen to it.
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: Everybody listened to it with an open mind. Okay, all right,
• 44:35
  Speaker 8: listen to it. Everybody need love and Mama's doe too
• 44:38
  Speaker 8: close your eyes, junr.
• 44:40
  Speaker 19: I'm not doing that.
• 44:42
  Speaker 9: I want to date your mama. Let's go catch dog.
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: Miss Burns. This is Jesus her Son. How you doing man?
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: My name is Gordon Gordon. I just recently joined the
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: church man within the last month, and I was trying
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: to get in touch with Mss Burns. One of the
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: members gave me a number, but I guess they must
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's this
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: a home number or what is this whole up? Who
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: is this again? My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: new member at the church. Is this your number? Yeah? Man,
• 45:15
  Speaker 7: this is my phone number. I'm James. I'm a son.
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right?
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get
• 45:22
  Speaker 7: in touch with Mss Barnes. Now, is do you ever
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: a cell or a home number? Somethinghe I can get
• 45:26
  Speaker 7: in touch with Miss Barnes. Wait till I tell me
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: to tell you your name? Is what Gordon? Gordon? Gordon
• 45:33
  Speaker 7: not just join the church, man, so I might not
• 45:35
  Speaker 7: have met you yet. James, Okay, well, God bless you man.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: Thank you man. I appreciate it.
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: Is it anyway I could get your mom's home number
• 45:42
  Speaker 7: from you? I mean you're just joined the church. I
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: mean I don't say why you wouldn't be able to
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: talk to her. I mean, is there anything? Is there
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: a message I could pass on to of them?
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's all
• 45:56
  Speaker 7: right for U for me to take her out. I've
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: been seeing her for the last Hold up up, hold up,
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: hold up, hold up, holdo hold tell about that you.
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: You were just sending you a new member to the church,
• 46:07
  Speaker 7: and somebody gave you or they were attempting to give
• 46:11
  Speaker 7: you my mother's number, and you're asking me if you
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: could take an hout.
• 46:14
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: phone number. Guess they give me your number by mistake.
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: You know that's my reason for Carl. I thought I
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: was gonna get her. I want to take her out,
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: you know, maybe to dinner or something. Well, I'll be
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: quite honest, men, I just came back home from overseas
• 46:29
  Speaker 7: from fighting and everything. Man. And uh, I mean you know,
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: my pops just passed away not too long ago.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: And I ain't you know, I.
• 46:36
  Speaker 7: Ain't too keen on my mama going out with somebody.
• 46:39
  Speaker 7: And besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: in the sixties?
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: Man? Old are you? Man?
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: I'm thirty six? The hell out of here? You how old? Man?
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing?
• 46:52
  Speaker 7: You do realize my mom is pushing sixty, right? But
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number,
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: but the number man, this wasn't in your heart, man,
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: and how you carry yourself?
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: You know? Yeah?
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: But hey, hey, but my mama ain't no cougar like that.
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: And I know she ain't coming after you right now.
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: I remember telling me that she tried some new things
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: at this church, but going out with some thirty thirty
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: How are you you do a baby? Man, I'm thirty.
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: I'm thirty six. Dude, Man, you like my brother or something. Man,
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: ain't nowhere in the world my mama gonna be dating today. Okay, okay, dame,
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: let me tell this man. First of I ain't even
• 47:29
  Speaker 7: know if calling you. Second of all, I'm calling to
• 47:32
  Speaker 7: speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission
• 47:34
  Speaker 7: from you.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: Ms.
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: Burns is a grown woman. This woman desired whoa, whoa
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: whoa talking about that? I don't think you were of it, man,
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: I just came back from fighting over see. My pops
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: passed away not too long ago. I am the man
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: at the house. Let's get that straight right now. All right,
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.
• 47:51
  Speaker 7: I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: to ask my mama on a date? Yeah, you might
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: as well just stick to church though, because you know,
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: as I said, be blessed, But it ain't gonna be
• 48:01
  Speaker 7: no blessing from me to you. I tell you that
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: right now. Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: you at all.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 48:08
  Speaker 7: You might now blessed, but I respect the fact that
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay,
• 48:16
  Speaker 7: But if I decide I want to speak to miss
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: Birds about going out, I say Miss Burns has every
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: right to decide if she would like to go out
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: with Gordon or not, and Gordon wants to take her out,
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: I took her up. Hold up, look, brother, I don't
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: care how old you say you are. All right, Number one,
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: you're too young. As I already mentioned. All right, this
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: ain't going down with.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: You and my mom.
• 48:37
  Speaker 7: I'm straight up, hey man, that's for your mama to decide. No, no, no,
• 48:41
  Speaker 7: you bring up my mama. You letting the word your
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: mama come out your mouth again, that's gonna get you up.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: I don't know where you're from. I don't give how
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: old you are. I'm pretty sick. I know what church
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: my mama go to, and and it ain't gonna be
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: her and you you ain't gonna be asking her out,
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: all right. I don't give what it I would show
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: up on Sunday, catch up in the pul pit or
• 49:04
  Speaker 7: wherever you're gonna be sitting in the back in the choir.
• 49:07
  Speaker 7: It don't matter. Something is going down. You wire not
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: gonna get with my mama like that.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: You got that.
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: That's up for your mama to decide if your mama
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: want to go out with me to have dinner. I
• 49:16
  Speaker 7: ain't nothing wrong with this, man, I'm deciding it right now.
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: It ain't gonna happen. I told you before, be blessed
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: or get your wook. You got two choices, all right.
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: I didn't fight. Let's see this three years to come
• 49:29
  Speaker 7: back and also deal with my daddy died and then
• 49:32
  Speaker 7: come back. Man, I'm suffering from PSD. Dog. I don't
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: know what I'm gonna do unless you want to get
• 49:38
  Speaker 7: it like that something from what a PSD post traumatic
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: stress syndrome, and I will release all that on you
• 49:45
  Speaker 7: got that. I don't play hey, man, listen, I don't
• 49:49
  Speaker 7: want no trouble. It don't matter to me. You can
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: qult you, okay, Look man, listen, I ain't trying to
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: have no trouble out you. Man, all I'm finna say,
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: is this right here? I'ma I'll talk to you mama
• 49:59
  Speaker 7: on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna talk them? Are you
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: not hear me?
• 50:02
  Speaker 10: Man?
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: Okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this?
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: Can I say one more thing to you?
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: Man? Oh?
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: You explode? You ain't got nothing else to say. I
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: got one more thing before you explode?
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: Is you listening?
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: Man, James? What hey?
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: I want to tell you this.
• 50:17
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 50:17
  Speaker 7: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 50:21
  Speaker 7: Your mama, I got me the brank phone call. You
• 50:26
  Speaker 7: ghet them out of here. This is who Hey man,
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: Your mama told me. She said, my son been overseas,
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: he's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: She said.
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: We got to get that back in the spirit of laughing. Man,
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: my mama, are you are you kidding me?
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: We got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: First of all, I got to say thank you for
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: fighting for this country. I want to ask you one
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: more thing what is the baddest and I mean the
• 50:56
  Speaker 7: baddest radio show in the lane? Man, nothing but to
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey more than show Get It overseason in the States.
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: Thanks man?
• 51:08
  Speaker 9: Did I put that stupid up in there this morning?
• 51:10
  Speaker 9: Did I put that stupid in there? His mom? All right?
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: All right to all you mama's out there to send
• 51:17
  Speaker 8: their sixties and seventies.
• 51:18
  Speaker 9: That's looking for a man and want to date a
• 51:20
  Speaker 9: little something something. I understand, Timmy. Know you need love?
• 51:23
  Speaker 9: Yes you do, Yes you do.
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: Of course I'm getting ready to go shoot, ready to
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: love in Philadelphia. And while I am there, I will
• 51:30
  Speaker 8: be at the Helium Comedy Club July twenty six, twenty
• 51:33
  Speaker 8: seven to twenty eight.
• 51:34
  Speaker 9: Tickets on sale right now.
• 51:35
  Speaker 8: The nephew, I ain't gonna say comedy town, nephew, gonna
• 51:38
  Speaker 8: be in town.
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: I will be in Philly.
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: So we're gonna show a little brotherly love, and y'all
• 51:44
  Speaker 8: come on out and see you boy.
• 51:45
  Speaker 9: We're gonna have a good time, all right.
• 51:46
  Speaker 8: That's Nephew, Tommy and friends at the Helium Comedy Club
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: July twenty six through the twenty eight. And I got
• 51:51
  Speaker 8: a bunch more land in the cut y'all want to
• 51:53
  Speaker 8: see what's going on with me, go to Thomasmiles dot com.
• 51:56
  Speaker 8: Thomasmiles dot com.
• 51:58
  Speaker 14: All right, thank you, nephew. Up next, it is my
• 52:00
  Speaker 14: Strawberry letter for today. This subject get the Funk out
• 52:04
  Speaker 14: my Face. We'll get into that right after this. You're
• 52:08
  Speaker 14: listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time now
• 52:12
  Speaker 14: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships,
• 52:16
  Speaker 14: on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your
• 52:19
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• 52:24
  Speaker 14: a letter. We could be reading your letter live on
• 52:26
  Speaker 14: the air, just like we're going to read this one
• 52:29
  Speaker 14: right now.
• 52:30
  Speaker 9: Well, buckle up and hold on tight. We got it
• 52:32
  Speaker 9: for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter, all.
• 52:35
  Speaker 14: Right, subject get the Funk out my Face. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 52:40
  Speaker 14: I've been dating a guy for close to three years
• 52:43
  Speaker 14: and I need some advice on a major issue I'm
• 52:46
  Speaker 14: having with him. I love this man and he is
• 52:50
  Speaker 14: a great guy. He loves me too, and we have
• 52:53
  Speaker 14: been talking about marriage. But here's my issue. I cannot
• 52:57
  Speaker 14: stand going to his house because it is always a
• 53:01
  Speaker 14: mess when we spend quality time together. We're always at
• 53:05
  Speaker 14: my house and I have to encourage him to pick
• 53:08
  Speaker 14: up after himself and not eat all over my house.
• 53:11
  Speaker 14: He and his teenage son live like slobs, and I
• 53:14
  Speaker 14: have told him that I don't feel comfortable at his house.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: There are clothes and shoes all over the place.
• 53:21
  Speaker 14: Old food containers in the kitchen and living room, empty
• 53:25
  Speaker 14: bottles and mail throwne everywhere, and I won't even mention
• 53:30
  Speaker 14: the bathroom. It's okay, as you can imagine. There is
• 53:33
  Speaker 14: also a very bad, stuffy odor in the house too.
• 53:37
  Speaker 14: When we first met, I asked him if he needed
• 53:39
  Speaker 14: me to help him hire a cleaning service to come
• 53:42
  Speaker 14: in and help out. He said he was ashamed and
• 53:45
  Speaker 14: he would do it himself. But over time nothing's changed
• 53:50
  Speaker 14: and it's gotten worse, not better. Now the worst part
• 53:53
  Speaker 14: is that he's starting to smell like his house. Don't
• 53:57
  Speaker 14: get me wrong, He's never had an issue with high,
• 54:00
  Speaker 14: but his clothes have started looking dirty and smelling funky,
• 54:04
  Speaker 14: just like his house. I've been making up excuses to
• 54:08
  Speaker 14: avoid intimacy with him because I'm totally turned off by
• 54:12
  Speaker 14: the smell. Intimacy is a big part of any great relationship,
• 54:16
  Speaker 14: So how can I get how can I get this
• 54:18
  Speaker 14: man to see that his filth and funk are pushing
• 54:20
  Speaker 14: me away? Please help? This is a bad situation. This
• 54:26
  Speaker 14: is a funky, nasty situation to be and yeah, low
• 54:30
  Speaker 14: down deal right, higiene. I mean this is a big
• 54:34
  Speaker 14: deal breaker and any relationship this is a big deal
• 54:38
  Speaker 14: breaker getting past this. I mean going to someone's house
• 54:41
  Speaker 14: that's messy. Maybe have you know, a few clothes thrown
• 54:44
  Speaker 14: around or something like that. Messy and nasty or two
• 54:48
  Speaker 14: different things. Okay, you can pick up some clothes and
• 54:52
  Speaker 14: hang those up, and you know your house is still
• 54:54
  Speaker 14: clean and everything, but being nasty with food containers in
• 54:58
  Speaker 14: the bathrooms being a mess and it having an odor,
• 55:01
  Speaker 14: and then you having an odor because you live there.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: That is a mess.
• 55:07
  Speaker 14: And you make him sound like he's just a couple
• 55:10
  Speaker 14: of you know, a couple of boxes or something away
• 55:13
  Speaker 14: from being a hoarder. That's kind of what you make
• 55:15
  Speaker 14: it sound like. And if you watch that show Hoarders,
• 55:17
  Speaker 14: they say that hoarding is mental. It's a mental condition.
• 55:22
  Speaker 14: I say, you on your own, do what you suggested
• 55:26
  Speaker 14: to him, get him some help to clean up his house.
• 55:30
  Speaker 14: That's one thing. I mean, this is a mess, and
• 55:33
  Speaker 14: you don't want to be a part of it. And
• 55:34
  Speaker 14: I understand that you guys are talking marriage. If he's
• 55:38
  Speaker 14: like this, now, you guys aren't married, you go to
• 55:40
  Speaker 14: his house. Can you only imagine if you marry this
• 55:42
  Speaker 14: guy and he starts doing this in your house, you
• 55:45
  Speaker 14: guys will be divorced very quickly.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: I'm sure. So he needs help. His son is needs
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: some help because he's a slob. Like you say.
• 55:54
  Speaker 14: He needs someone to come in on a consistent basis
• 55:58
  Speaker 14: and keep this house clean, and he needs to You
• 56:01
  Speaker 14: need to make sure that he's doing the same with
• 56:04
  Speaker 14: himself with his personal hygiene. All right, If that doesn't
• 56:07
  Speaker 14: help the situation, you're gonna have to say thing and
• 56:10
  Speaker 14: say something, and you're probably gonna have to leave because
• 56:13
  Speaker 14: this is this.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Is a deal breaker.
• 56:14
  Speaker 14: Hygiene, nastiness, This is a deal breaker as far as
• 56:18
  Speaker 14: I'm concerned, Steve.
• 56:22
  Speaker 9: This letter is real simple as cut and drive. Not
• 56:24
  Speaker 9: probably not gonna have to take two breaks to do this. Okay, Okay,
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: keep it funk. Now here's a deal.
• 56:33
  Speaker 11: Shirley mentioned hoarding and how it's mental. This is not
• 56:39
  Speaker 11: a mental problem. This is a physical problem. Stink is
• 56:45
  Speaker 11: not mental. Stink is physical strength produces physical reactions. WHOA, Lord,
• 56:59
  Speaker 11: that ain't mental, that's physical. You got to row whoa
• 57:05
  Speaker 11: you got to do it?
• 57:06
  Speaker 12: WHOA lord?
• 57:14
  Speaker 14: Man?
• 57:15
  Speaker 11: Hell, what's happening in him? That's not mental? This is
• 57:21
  Speaker 11: a physical problem you have it. Smell is physical. You
• 57:28
  Speaker 11: had to inhale, your nostrils, got to start burning. That's physical.
• 57:35
  Speaker 11: I watering. It's physical things that happen when you run
• 57:40
  Speaker 11: into a smell, sharpness of breath, that's physical. So we're
• 57:47
  Speaker 11: not gonna sit up and act like him and his
• 57:49
  Speaker 11: nasty ass son has gotten mental problems. It's physical. Now
• 57:54
  Speaker 11: he's starting to smell like his house. I had a
• 57:59
  Speaker 11: part and the smell just like his house. You know
• 58:03
  Speaker 11: what his house smell like?
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Oh can we say it on the radio?
• 58:06
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, because it didn't stink. It
• 58:09
  Speaker 11: was just strange. His house smelled like and he smelled
• 58:13
  Speaker 11: like hot dog water. You know, hot dog water don't stink,
• 58:19
  Speaker 11: but it's just strange.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a distinct odor.
• 58:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's how he smelled like hot dog water. I
• 58:26
  Speaker 9: want to bring and.
• 58:28
  Speaker 11: Then you know his house smell like when we went
• 58:30
  Speaker 11: over that, we was always saying, man, is y'all born
• 58:33
  Speaker 11: and hot dog that.
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: There never was.
• 58:36
  Speaker 11: And then wasn't walk sad time we walk in man,
• 58:41
  Speaker 11: man man as we finished hot dog.
• 58:43
  Speaker 9: Well, no, we have no hot dog matter. What was
• 58:46
  Speaker 9: that I smell? We ain't cook it? Well, somebody has
• 58:50
  Speaker 9: some hot dogs in here. Just be in his house, Argus.
• 58:55
  Speaker 14: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
• 58:58
  Speaker 14: up at twenty three after the hours.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Just get the funk out my face right after this.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 59:05
  Speaker 12: Morning show.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 59:09
  Speaker 9: This is real simple, ain't no recap. Your house stink?
• 59:13
  Speaker 11: She with a man who house stink her teenage son,
• 59:17
  Speaker 11: he stink. They starting to smell like the house. Now
• 59:21
  Speaker 11: I want the fellas to join.
• 59:22
  Speaker 9: In here and right down.
• 59:26
  Speaker 11: Your house smell like filling the blank. Now I kicked
• 59:30
  Speaker 11: it off with hot dog water. What other smells does
• 59:37
  Speaker 11: a house smell?
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Your house smell like gorilla.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Butto Julius, how do you follow that? Your house smell
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: like under all?
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: Oh that's your house smell like two skunks in the summer.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 9: That's hot. See that's hot funk right there. Your house
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 9: smell like hot garbage garbage when it's hot.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: God, your house smell like wet feet that's been hiking.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 9: Wait a minute, feet that's been.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 19: I don't want to say this, but your house smelled
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 19: like it's some four milk somewhere.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, your house smell like y'all didn't put the garbage
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 8: out three weeks straight.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 9: That's what it smelled.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 11: We already forgot to do that before three weeks, not three.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 11: Your house smelled like a bag of warm dog food.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 11: It's not how just won't you know when you open
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 11: up that bag of dog food and it don't really
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 11: smell good to you, put your dog over there, be
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 11: going crazy.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, I got one and we've all experienced it.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 10: You go lay down on the couch and your grandmama
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 10: been sitting there for a long time, and you have
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 10: to jump up because it's long.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 19: Yeah, your house smelled like three weeks spoiled.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: Call it green.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 9: That's thanky right there, heckey, I got the worst. How
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 9: about this here?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 8: Your house smelled like y'all just took some hockey and
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: put it in the Microway, put.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 9: That on thirdy, that's you know, oh you know what
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 9: hockey and turn it on, turn it on thirty seconds
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 9: oh god, I got it hot. Oh I'm like bar
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 9: what come on?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: See?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah, your house smelled like an empty chitling bucket.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 10: That I have a week jumping is because I'm the
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 10: only one that knows what to smell like, because I
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 10: have to shave is mama's back hair, that's what it smell.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Well, George Waller's gonna jump on you one day when
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: you least expected.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 16: Oh come on, No, house smell like a huge baby
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 16: diaper left in a hot car.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: But you open that door.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 9: A man. When the twins was little, I did that
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 9: one time.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 20: God, god, man, you left the diaper in the car. Steve,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 20: I thought I thought my little girls was mean? Have
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 20: you main twin girls back there? It is grown ass
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 20: from me with a little bonnet. So no, it just
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 20: to see I didn't have daughters. I have two men
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 20: in the back.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: That's wrong.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wrong.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: It is hot too.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 8: This house smell like gorilla toe jam. Yeah that right there,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 8: smell it. Call us smell it.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: No, Shirley and I our face has just been frown Yeah.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 11: Your mama, No, I have a week store your mama house.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 11: Your mama house smelled like they carr the fish grease
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 11: on the stone.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 19: The whole house.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: How did his mama get at it?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 9: I don't know. You mentioned, George Wallace? What I just said?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 9: Your mama house? You say you know I didn't do that.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: Your house? I mean your house smell like.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 10: Empty sardine can that you forgot and it's back behind
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 10: the trash can.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: That is substinct.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: You can't and you can't find it.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: You can't.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Where is that coming from?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: Coming from?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: I fucked to the house before.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 19: What time did I walked in? I said, hey man,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 19: this house smelled like hot sex.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not like.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: Somebody.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Where are they doing it at?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: Where that fun?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: That little twins?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 9: This house smelled like goat cheese and monkey ass?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 7: What is that?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: Hey man?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 9: House?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nasty.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: That isn't making me sick.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: Time yet?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 9: No, we got more.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got about a minute. Come on, let's go.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 11: Y'all's house. Y'all's house smith just like y'all's breath. Damn,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 11: that's that's why I don't nobody y'all when they talking.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 19: To I came in, This house smell likes a small pudding, staring.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: Proud of you.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: I went over, I came back all right.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 14: You can email us or instagram us your thoughts on
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 14: Today's Strawberry Letter, guys and Steve Harvey f M.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 12: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 9: So I know y'all. Don't thank y'all off to ladies.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 9: What the question? Quickly?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 9: One got to Go's what we've been doing all day.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 9: One got to go, ladies.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 11: Denzel Washington, Idris Elbow, no, Will Smith, the Rock, ladies.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 9: One got to go.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: God damn, you know what. I'm gonna go with the rock.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna go with the rock.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going with the rock.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 9: Will will Is just and we've been through enough.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Well you ain't gonna like my ass.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: You ain't gonna like my.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: Ass, so we don't got to go.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: You know, not to do this understanding, though exactly.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 9: Understand. You ought to do one.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 11: You ought to do one for women too. The ladies
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 11: put together listen, asked a fell Okay, all.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 14: Right, all right, halle Berry, that's over so here, uh
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 14: Meg the Stallion right now, Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 8: Bye Stallion, Bye, Bye Stallion, Sorry about your foot bye.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with the Stallions, simply
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 9: because I don't really know her. Yeah, but Halle j
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 9: loo J, Kim.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Kardashian and Kim Kardashian.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, I love the Stallion, but she got the right.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 8: Of let's pull the Stallion out and put Beyonce, Halle, Beyonce.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 9: Who.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 14: Kim Kardashian, that's who. That was my list, and you
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 14: substituted the Stallions.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: They got to go. You got to go.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: Are you.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 14: To go?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: JJ gonna show up?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 11: I know that, I know.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 12: And you don't want any entanglements.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 9: You're just trying to stay with the least amount of problem.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 9: If you try to stay out of a situation, you
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 9: leave the situation. Yeah.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 9: Oh man, Okay, well I ain't how much Cally ain't
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 9: leaving at all? Well, because I know Halle, I have
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 9: Halle had to go. Yeah, I know her.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Oh so you okay, Well, I know one thing. Jim
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Zell and Induris aren't going anywhere.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Ever in d when they die and come back.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah, they're still in the list. There's still no I'm
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 11: not I'm not. I didn't pick them cause of flyness.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 9: I just because I know Hallie and for anybody thinking
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 9: and I don't know. I like that, but I just
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 9: know her. Okay, you know I don't know at all.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: All right, you're listening.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 12: Morning show.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 14: All right, we have a little time to kill here, Steve.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 14: This game is so hot today that we've been playing
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 14: one guy to go.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Jay came up with this.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 8: I got one, I got let me try, let me try.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 8: Here we go, Tupac, Sloop ice Cube, jay Z?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 9: You Tupac?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Who who?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 9: Snoop Dogg ice ice Cube?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg is not going? No damn we know that.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: Your me too.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 14: I love He's not leaving and Monica will kill us
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 14: all if we take out Cube.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so who in that time at renom again?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 9: Sloop Dog ice cue Z.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 10: Here's how I picked one, because who could have normally
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 10: most hang out with. There's no way I'm gonna hang
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 10: out with jay Z. It's no way, Snoop Possibly it's
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 10: a good cue.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: You see who you got?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Who you go?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: That's too hard? That one's too hard.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 9: That's all.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: That's is the only one.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 9: I really didn't know. I know these are is was
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 9: a movement?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: So he has JA.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I want you on that one. All right.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 14: We can't decide on that one, Tommy that was too good?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 14: More than Steve Hardy Morning Show coming up and some
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 14: trending news at thirty three minutes after the hour right after.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: This, you're listening.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 12: Morning show?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: All right, you guys, pay attention to this because this
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: story is crazy.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 14: Uh. It can be painful to find out your son
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 14: isn't your son, all right? That can be painful because
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 14: your partner was unfaithful. However, a man posted on TikTok
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 14: to explain what happened to him. The post is a
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 14: video of him distraught and crying in it, and he
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 14: reveals that he found out that his son is actually
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 14: his uncle.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Did you get that his son is actually his uncle?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 21: So?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: How did this happen? How did this happen? What happened?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 14: Well, the man's grandfather invited him and his girlfriend to
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 14: stay with him, and during that time, the man's girlfriend
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 14: wound up having an affair with his grandfather.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 9: You get it?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: So far?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 19: Yeah?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Crazy right?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 14: That led to the baby boy, which the man thought
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 14: was his, And it turns out his grandfather has done
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 14: stuff like this before. Because the man captioned his TikTok post,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 14: can't believe I expected more from a man that had
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 14: a whole other family around the corner from my granny's house.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: So this grandfather is just that. Oh yeah, he thought
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: it was his son. But this is really your uncle?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 19: What because you're hey, hey, who you talking to?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Shut up shooting you?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: I'm your I'm your.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Your grandma with your girl?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 9: So how old is the baby?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: Let's read on Tommy.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 14: The man says he still wants to be part of
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 14: his son slash uncle's life, but also questions why his
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 14: grandfather would hurt him this way. In a different video,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 14: he describes how he found out, saying his girlfriend's phone
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 14: kept ringing, just ping, ping, pinging, so he checked to
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 14: see what was going on and saw the text were
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 14: from his grandfather. Then he found year's worth year's worth
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  Speaker 14: of messages from his granddad, including pictures and explicit stuff.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm not raising my uncle all I'm sounds crazy right.
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  Speaker 9: My own dad. But I don't know who this dude is.
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  Speaker 9: I still want to be in my son's life.
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  Speaker 11: I don't.
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  Speaker 9: I don't understand. Man, does it ever say how all
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  Speaker 9: the child is?
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  Speaker 1: It never said the child was.
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  Speaker 21: It's not like it's an official story. It's on TikTok.
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  Speaker 21: So he hosted himself crying and you know all the
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 21: details you know, were revealed.
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  Speaker 8: If he said years and years and messages, then it's
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  Speaker 8: some time it went back.
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  Speaker 11: You know, then he could have gotten attached to the
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 11: little boy. Yeah you don't love him and all like this,
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  Speaker 11: regardless as to.
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  Speaker 14: Who he is.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 9: I wonder how he found out it was the granddaddy's day.
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  Speaker 1: Well he checked, you know, yeah, well I guess, but
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  Speaker 1: it didn't say that.
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  Speaker 14: But when he saw those texts, he knew something was
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  Speaker 14: up from the grandfather year's worth of messages.
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  Speaker 1: Picture.
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  Speaker 9: Have you told your daddy because that's your daddy, daddy?
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  Speaker 15: Huh right, right right, you don't know that could be
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  Speaker 15: your mom's dad, dad anyway, open my granddad anyway, whoever
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  Speaker 15: it is, whoop of my granddad?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: The girlfriend, Yeah she slept with his grand father.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But still, I mean, I'm just saying, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It was convenience.
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  Speaker 9: What he says, good, you own so many whel well
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  Speaker 9: you get so many wheel.
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  Speaker 21: Now that's heartbreaking, is and some of the comments people
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 21: were saying that, you know, to the young man, you
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 21: didn't deserve that, you know, you know, if you still
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  Speaker 21: want to be in a little boy's life being mentor
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 21: to him, you know, you know that was that's hard.
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  Speaker 14: That's who suffers the little boy because the man he
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  Speaker 14: thought was his father all this time is his uncle.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: Is his nephew, right, yes, it's his nephew. You just
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: shake your head when you hear it's crazy. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all right. We'll have more of the Steve.
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  Speaker 1: It's time now for a round.
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  Speaker 14: And would you rather would you rather propose in front
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 14: of a crowd or would you rather proposed privately?
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  Speaker 3: Junior said be privately?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'll go with Bee too. Yeah, she say no people,
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  Speaker 9: I don't yeh, gotta fight everybody.
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  Speaker 6: Oh that's.
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  Speaker 9: O rain back in my pocket and all this.
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  Speaker 11: You know, I got to get up off my knee
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 11: and turned around, figure out which where's the hold in
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  Speaker 11: the crowd? I can.
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  Speaker 9: I gotta take a room and wash my face.
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  Speaker 18: All this man and then the crowd it's like collectively,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 18: oh man, somebody here the crowd.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, somebody hit me on the back, like they did Rudy,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 9: I probably hang dog.
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  Speaker 7: All right?
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  Speaker 14: Would you rather use a dating app or would you
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 14: rather go old school and go on a blind date? B?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, because people down on their profile pictures? Do
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 9: you who you? Really?
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  Speaker 19: I'd rather just go see it for myself than.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: To and have someone do an emergency call if you
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: don't like the way they look.
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  Speaker 9: I can walk out the blind dates.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 11: I've actually been on a blind date so bad that
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  Speaker 11: I acted as if.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 9: I was blind.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: Did you do that you could see? And then you wouldn't?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 11: And then as soon as she walked up to the table,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 11: I got him and snap her chill leg off, you gud.
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  Speaker 9: Tapped my way right out that day. Wud nothdn't happen,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 9: I did think.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as you saw up, he snapping sid down.
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  Speaker 9: As soon as she sat down, I stood snapped the
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 9: leg off. I started tapping my ass right off that
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 9: restaurant table. Egg wasn't long enough. I had to bear
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 9: it over right, kind of little phrase, what are you doing?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 10: Huh?
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  Speaker 7: Who are you?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 9: On the way?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: You didn't touch nothing on the way because you can
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: see what you was doing, didn't.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 9: I kept saying this bike, I kept looking for my dog.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 6: Well thing, I don't.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: Crazy, all right, what you put.
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  Speaker 8: These?
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  Speaker 11: Don't?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 14: Would you rather compete in the summer Olympics or would
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 14: you rather compete in a Winter Olympics sports?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 9: What the hell I'm gonna do in the winter sports?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Ice gaming? Like CLU, So, I guess that's summer for
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: the both of you.
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  Speaker 7: All right, thank you.
• 1:18:30
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• 1:18:42
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: You know, I wanted to.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 11: Address men oh today and just pay a compliment to men.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 11: I'm talking to men who take the time out to
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 11: be dads. If you're a father, that's one thing. If
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 11: you're dad, that's a whole another thing. You know, anybody
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 11: can father a child. You can commit an act of love,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 11: of act of lust and become a father, But it
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 11: takes another dude to become a dad. And I just
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 11: wanted to take some time out to recognize the dads
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 11: out there. You know, moms get a lot of the
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 11: credit and as they should. I mean, being a mother
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 11: is something special. I think we all would agree to
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 11: the fact that a woman can have a child and
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 11: give birth to a human being. I mean that puts
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 11: them in a class of their own. We can't even
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 11: begin to compete or compare who we are and what
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 11: we do, but we are valuable all the same. And
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 11: there are men out there who have taken the responsibility
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 11: after they become fathers, to become dads. And this tribute
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 11: is just to you, just to say thank you for
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 11: being dads, for taking the time to honor your commitment.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 11: Understand that it don't always work out with the mother.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 11: I do understand that, but it has got to work
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 11: out for the children. I'm so happy for the men
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 11: who fight through the problems of the relationship to still
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 11: maintain a relationship with the child. That's so critically important,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 11: it really really is. I thank God for men who
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 11: take the responsibility of other fathers' children who have not, cannot,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 11: or wont, for whatever the reason is, take up the
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 11: banner of being a dad. Now, a lot of men
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 11: who have stepped in and become dads and father figures
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 11: for children all around, and because simply because their actual
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 11: biological father just ain't up to the task for whatever
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 11: the reason is. But this ain't slamming nobody. I'm just
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 11: saying thank you for the dads who are dads. It
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 11: has been an honor to be a father and a dad.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 11: And I want every man out there that's being a dad,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 11: that's seeing about their kids in school, that's sending them
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 11: text that's checking on them, that's taking them to the park,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 11: that's walking with them, that's holding their little girl's hand,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 11: that's putting their arm around their son and offering them
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 11: leadership and guidance.
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  Speaker 9: That's going through all the things to help provide.
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  Speaker 11: The necessary tools for this young person to grow up
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  Speaker 11: and feel the security of a man.
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  Speaker 9: It has been an honor for me to be a father.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 11: Yesterday, my daughters were born, Brandy and Carley, and they
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 11: grew me up quite a bit. They were twenty I
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 11: was twenty five years old when they were born. I
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 11: wasn't really equipped for the job fully, but they grew
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 11: me up, and ever since then I have tried to
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 11: uphold my end of the bargain. I fall in short
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 11: sometimes I guess along the way, but at the end
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 11: of it, I always tried to make good on my
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 11: promise to them. I always tried to be the best
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  Speaker 11: I could for them. And you know, everybody makes mistakes
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 11: in life. And once again, this ain't a slam on nobody.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 11: I'm just taking out the time to say to the
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  Speaker 11: dads out there, thank y'all for being dads, for putting
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 11: it down. It is an honor to be a father.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 11: It's a beautiful thing to see a man with his
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 11: child playing with the baby walking, They little girl holding
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  Speaker 11: her walking, these boys teaching them, throwing the ball with them.
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  Speaker 11: You ain't got to have money to be a great dad.
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  Speaker 11: Matter of fact, you don't have to have money at all.
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  Speaker 11: You got to have love, You got to have some time,
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  Speaker 11: and you got to have heart for it. And it's
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 11: a lot of men out there that's got the heart
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 11: for it. And I'm appreciative of that because oftentimes men
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 11: get a bad rap. But it's a lot of good
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 11: men out there. It's a lot of good men that
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 11: found a way to take care of their children. It's
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 11: a lot of good men out there that have found
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 11: a way to take care of other men's children that
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 11: ain't stepped up to the plate.
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  Speaker 9: Like I said, for whatever the reason. But this ain't
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 9: really about them.
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  Speaker 11: This is about the men who have given themselves unselfishly
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 11: to children so that they can say, that's my daddy,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 11: that's my dad. I mean, that's got to be a
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 11: reassuring feeling for a child to say, I'm going to
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 11: tell my daddy. Not that it's gonna get you in trouble,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 11: it's just I got somebody that I think is big
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 11: and strong. And there's a lot of men out there
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 11: that's being their kids hero that maybe your kid think
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 11: you better than Superman or Batman. And that's what it's
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 11: all about.
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  Speaker 9: Man. You just want somebody to feel that way about you.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 9: So hats off to all.
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  Speaker 11: The men out there that's been being dad's that's been
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 11: giving it up, that's taking care of your families, that's
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 11: putting it in, that's providing a place to stay, cars, protection, security, love, guidance, discipline.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 11: That's what fatherhood is about. That's what being the dadd
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 11: is about. My hats off to all of y'all those
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 11: red y'all have a great day today. Hey listen, talk
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