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R. Kelly New Album, Social Media Advice, Commando VS Underwear, Steve's VM and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like a
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  Speaker 1: listening to the movie together for st Please I don't
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  Speaker 1: join Jo. You gotta use that turn out hurting you
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  Speaker 1: are you gotta turn to turn them out? Turn you
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out to turn the water the
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  Speaker 1: water got come come on your tha uh huh, I
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  Speaker 1: shall will. Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on, dig me now what and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show? Man? Oh man, almost forgot I
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  Speaker 1: had one this morning. But I'm okay. I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: who I am in a little bit. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: get around. Man, it's so much but mad Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You know today I was having a conversation with my
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  Speaker 1: wife last night and we were talking about our plans.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we often sit down, you know, just like
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  Speaker 1: a married couple. I mean, you know, you know we're married.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we have children, we have aspirations, we have hopes,
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  Speaker 1: we I mean know, we have things we want. You know,
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  Speaker 1: when you're married, you know, I mean it's important to
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  Speaker 1: sit with your partner. I'm not telling you anything you
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  Speaker 1: don't know. It's common sense. Really, It's important to sit
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  Speaker 1: down with the person that you've chosen and decided to
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  Speaker 1: share your life with it and have multiple conversations on
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  Speaker 1: a lot of things. And we try to make sure
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  Speaker 1: that all of our conversations aren't always just business related
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  Speaker 1: and always kid related, you know, because that that that
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  Speaker 1: becomes it's a part of it. But it weighs so
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  Speaker 1: much on the marriage that because that that's the grunt
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  Speaker 1: work of being married. You know, your children, your family,
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  Speaker 1: your bills, your your mortgage, your your car notes. You
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  Speaker 1: know though, what's due, what's coming up, and if you're
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  Speaker 1: not careful, you'll you'll start that becomes the focal point
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  Speaker 1: of you all's conversation. And this woman or man or
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  Speaker 1: person that you've decided to have this life with, all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, they're an extension of your business and
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  Speaker 1: you guys become business partners or whatever, and and and
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  Speaker 1: it just gets so anywhere. I'm just saying that that
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  Speaker 1: is important to sit down and have these conversations, but
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  Speaker 1: it's even more important to have the other conversation. You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's important with the person that you're planning on
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  Speaker 1: making the run to sit down and talk about other things,
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  Speaker 1: you know, on a more upbeat note. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: were having a conversation that she was reminding me of
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  Speaker 1: what she loved about me, and then I, in turn,
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  Speaker 1: was turned around telling her the things that I admired
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  Speaker 1: about her and loved about her. And we kind of
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  Speaker 1: have these all the time, you know, when we sit
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  Speaker 1: down and we talk about the things that we still
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  Speaker 1: enjoy about one another, or we may talk about some
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  Speaker 1: of the things that we miss in one another. But
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  Speaker 1: we constantly had these conversations about appreciation. You know, It's
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  Speaker 1: so important man, that the other person feels appreciated. So
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  Speaker 1: these things are important. But we got into the conversation
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  Speaker 1: deeper last night, and I was telling her about this
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  Speaker 1: idea that I had and that I wanted her to
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  Speaker 1: help me with and make a phone call for me
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  Speaker 1: because she knows these people and I was going to
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  Speaker 1: be doing this, and then my wife reminded me of
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  Speaker 1: something not once again, you know, as always, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when I'm talking to you, I just keep it as
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  Speaker 1: real as I can. I don't know the Bible inside out.
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  Speaker 1: I can't quote to you scriptures and tell you exactly
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  Speaker 1: where it is. I just you know, I heard her
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  Speaker 1: say it, but it kind of blew by me. I
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  Speaker 1: was I was telling about something I wanted to make happen,
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  Speaker 1: and she reminded me that there's a scripture somewhere, and
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  Speaker 1: somebody emailed it to me to day. I'm sure, Well,
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  Speaker 1: the Bible reminds us not to be anxious for anything.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be anxious for something. And you know, it really
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  Speaker 1: mattered to me at that point yesterday that she bought
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  Speaker 1: this to my attention, because how many times I've been
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  Speaker 1: guilty of that in my past and I've learned better now,
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  Speaker 1: but every now and then I need to be reminded,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And I think what that what she was
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  Speaker 1: saying to me was, you know, I've gotten to a
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  Speaker 1: point in my life, and we all should get to
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  Speaker 1: a point where. You know, you've heard old people say this,
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna pray about something, then don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're gonna worry about it, don't pray about it.
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  Speaker 1: Back to this, be anxious for nothing, don't. If you're
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  Speaker 1: going to trust in God, didn't do that, And trusting
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  Speaker 1: in him means sometimes you got to be patient God
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  Speaker 1: has never been too late. You don't know the plan
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  Speaker 1: he has, You don't know. You don't really always know
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  Speaker 1: his will. You definitely don't know his route, his way
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  Speaker 1: of doing anything. So He's always on time. He's always
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  Speaker 1: been there on time for me. He's always been there
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  Speaker 1: on time for you. How many times have you thought
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  Speaker 1: it was over only to find out it's really just begun.
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  Speaker 1: How many times have people wrote you off? There are
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  Speaker 1: those of you who have lost jobs, but you are
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  Speaker 1: still maintaining. But man, God has already began to turn
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  Speaker 1: around process for many of us. Some of us lost
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  Speaker 1: jobs and now have better jobs. Some of us lost
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  Speaker 1: jobs and now has forced us to rekindle that dream
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  Speaker 1: and that vision for business we had. It's sometimes the
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  Speaker 1: mishap is the thing you need to make something good happen.
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  Speaker 1: See a lot of times we get so comfortable in
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  Speaker 1: our life where we we get complacent, We just settling
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  Speaker 1: in and when this is it and this is what
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing. But in actuality, God has a tremendous amount
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  Speaker 1: of abundance for you. He has an amazing amount of things.
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  Speaker 1: He has all these boxes packaged up with your name
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  Speaker 1: on him that he's willing to ship. If you would
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  Speaker 1: just align yourself with some of his wills, you could
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  Speaker 1: get some of these things. How many times have you
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  Speaker 1: thought it was over and it didn't really go over?
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  Speaker 1: How many times have you thought well, this is it
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  Speaker 1: and it wasn't it at all? Well, how many times
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  Speaker 1: do you thought, well, it don't look like this gonna
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  Speaker 1: work out, and it didn't work out, but then something
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  Speaker 1: better came along? How many times has that happened? You've
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  Speaker 1: got to realize this. Man. I was talking to a
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  Speaker 1: family who had got displaced from the Katrina thing that
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  Speaker 1: happened down there in New Orleans. And Man, when they said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we got a displaced from Katrina, and I braced myself
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  Speaker 1: because old what was me? Here comes this story. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta hear this, and I gotta be encouraging think of something.
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  Speaker 1: It was totally different. They totally totally blew me away. Man.
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  Speaker 1: The brother said, Man, is actually the best thing that
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  Speaker 1: ever happened to my family. And I went whoa? And
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  Speaker 1: he said, yeah, man, he said, because what happened was
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  Speaker 1: he said, I got settled in. He said, Plus I
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  Speaker 1: was doing something things outside of my marriage down there,
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  Speaker 1: He said, I was doing some stuff in the streets.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't need to be doing he said, Man, it
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  Speaker 1: all got washed away. We thought our life would never
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  Speaker 1: be the same. But he said, man, my life ain't
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  Speaker 1: need to be the same. He said, Man. Now we
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  Speaker 1: live up here in Texas. We got a house, don't
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  Speaker 1: know nobody, he said, I ain't got nobody I know
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  Speaker 1: to get into trouble with. He said, man, i'dn't rediscovered
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  Speaker 1: my wife, how beautiful she really is, how much my
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  Speaker 1: family really was counting on me. And he said, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's straightened me up. Man, he said, so, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: tell you, Steve, it was the best thing that ever
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  Speaker 1: happened to me. Now that's not always the case, but
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  Speaker 1: it's how you look at a situation. But just don't
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  Speaker 1: be anxious for anything, because God got a fix for
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  Speaker 1: you if you just let him work. So just stay
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  Speaker 1: on course, stay focused, don't lose faith, don't be anxious. Man,
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  Speaker 1: just stay in the wheel. Let God work with you.
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  Speaker 1: He got some great stuff in store for you. Good morning,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, it is here another great tap. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, oh man, I'm excited. He just keep on
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  Speaker 1: doing it, He just keeps on showing up. Man, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you heavenly father. Y'all. I'm telling you no better way
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  Speaker 1: to start your data than to be grateful. It just
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  Speaker 1: opens up the windows of heaven makes room for you,
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  Speaker 1: and the angels rejoice when you show gratitude. It's just
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  Speaker 1: an amazing thing. And it just it minimizes the things
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  Speaker 1: that's going on in your life that's not of the
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  Speaker 1: positive nature. And it just helps you realize, man, that
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  Speaker 1: God is still on the throne, still in the blessing business. Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry, calif Real, Mouth of the South, junior nephew Tommy. Yeah, all,
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  Speaker 1: June us on your mind, man, let me ask you this, uncle, man.
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  Speaker 1: You know you six to five man, you did it
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  Speaker 1: all now, I mean you at the top, and it's
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  Speaker 1: just for anybody in any body, uncle, But what is
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  Speaker 1: your motivation? What's your why now at sixty five? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta have your purposes change often in life, and
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  Speaker 1: you gotta be conscious of it. You gotta rearrange it
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  Speaker 1: all the time. First it was about me. I needed
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  Speaker 1: to be successful because I thought I could help more
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  Speaker 1: people that way. But I found out along the way
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  Speaker 1: that it's your mission is always to help others, even
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  Speaker 1: on your climb to the top. You have to extend
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  Speaker 1: yourself hell in hand to help others. I was listening
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  Speaker 1: to Joel Olstein over the weekend and he was pointing
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  Speaker 1: that out that whenever you need something, don't forget the
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  Speaker 1: other people who need something too, because part of your blessing,
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  Speaker 1: and a huge part of your blessing, comes when you
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  Speaker 1: do something for other people. God blesses you to become
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  Speaker 1: a blessing, and the more of a blessing you are
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  Speaker 1: to other people, the more he'll bless you with. So
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  Speaker 1: you continue to be an even bigger blessing, you see.
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  Speaker 1: And so you've got to make your motivation. It cannot
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  Speaker 1: always be about you. I understand the human side of
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  Speaker 1: it because I suffered from that oftentimes myself. But the
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  Speaker 1: reality of the matter is, it's not about me. The
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  Speaker 1: motivation for me now is purely I would have to say,
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  Speaker 1: the motivation for me now it's eighty percent my family.
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  Speaker 1: Eighty percent is my family, you know, twenty percent. You know,
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  Speaker 1: of course I'm human. I want recognition for my work.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's the human side of it. But if
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  Speaker 1: if I if I don't get the recognition, that's fine,
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  Speaker 1: because I changed my my my want in life anyway
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  Speaker 1: I used to want. I used to want rewards, I
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  Speaker 1: mean awards. I changed it from awards to I just
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  Speaker 1: want the reward now. But I just my life now
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  Speaker 1: is more into the awards than the than the into
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  Speaker 1: the rewards as opposed to the awards, because I thought
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  Speaker 1: that's what it was all about. Man, I got invited
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  Speaker 1: to the show, I got a camera seat, I got
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  Speaker 1: to go, I got to go. No, man, I don't
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  Speaker 1: have to do that because I found out that what
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  Speaker 1: God wanted me for is much bigger than that anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So your your focus will change about what it is
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  Speaker 1: you want out of life. But as long as you
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  Speaker 1: make it about others, as someone else other than you,
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  Speaker 1: the greater your chances of achieving. I mean, I take
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  Speaker 1: that seat though, if you don't want to see, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: somebody needs to sit there all right. Coming up at
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  Speaker 1: thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the
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  Speaker 1: nephew yet again with the frank phone call as he
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  Speaker 1: runs the prank back. Right after this you're listening show,
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  Speaker 1: it is time now to start your morning off with
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  Speaker 1: the nephew and run that prank back. What you got
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  Speaker 1: for his nap me and your baby getting married? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I can't get that out on. Want to hear you
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  Speaker 1: all that and your baby it's getting married? Come on,
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  Speaker 1: care hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach mister. Yes, mister, how you doing, I'm trying. Let
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  Speaker 1: me let me make you I'm calling the right person.
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  Speaker 1: Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, yo, I got
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  Speaker 1: the right person. Hey, listen, Well, I wanted to do
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  Speaker 1: mister Richards is called and introduce myself to you and
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  Speaker 1: let you know who I was. My name is Jeff Jeff,
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  Speaker 1: and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh you know, pretty
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  Speaker 1: much like the last five or six months, and I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to, um, let you know that I'm very very
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  Speaker 1: interested in your in and I know this kind of
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  Speaker 1: crazy for you to get a phone call for me
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  Speaker 1: when I'm very interested in Crystal right now, and I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to, you know, I just wanted to do the
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  Speaker 1: man thing and just reach out to your man and
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  Speaker 1: say I'm really interested in and uh in marrying your
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  Speaker 1: daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what
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  Speaker 1: what what your name again? My name is Jeff Jeff. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Jeff Jeff. Listen I'm very close with my daughter, and
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  Speaker 1: my daughter has never ever mentioned you. I talk to
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  Speaker 1: my daughter every day. Wow, I don't know what that's about.
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  Speaker 1: But it's been like about five close to six months
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  Speaker 1: that me and Cristal being you know, going out, you know,
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  Speaker 1: up here at the school. But what I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: do is tell you that I really really really like
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  Speaker 1: Crystal Man and I want to call and tell you that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm really really interested in May and Crystal.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I want, I really do want Kristal to
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  Speaker 1: be my wife. Well, I again, I've never heard of
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  Speaker 1: you before, and my daughter has never ever mentioned you.
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  Speaker 1: My daughter isn't dating anybody right now. My daughter is
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  Speaker 1: in grad school. I understand that. And you know, we
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's been you know, we've been you know,
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  Speaker 1: a little back and forth or whatever. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: the main thing is me and Kristal really, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we really, we really do love each other. Mister, I
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  Speaker 1: want to but if you love my daughter, she would
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  Speaker 1: have told me that she was in love with someone. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what you know, And maybe it's a situation
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  Speaker 1: where christ is like a little maybe a little uneasy
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  Speaker 1: about talking to you about it, you know, what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: My daughter can talk to me about anything. We talk
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  Speaker 1: every day, right right, just like you. I talked to
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  Speaker 1: my daughter every day, your daughter. And how old is
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  Speaker 1: your daughter? My daughter fifteen? Hold hold on a minute, man,
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  Speaker 1: you say your daughter was fifteen, right right? Right? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Well how old are you? I'm forty six, forty six?
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  Speaker 1: You forty six years old? You want to man my
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  Speaker 1: twenty five year old daughter. He let me say this
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  Speaker 1: right here. Love ain't got no limit, man, And I
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  Speaker 1: understand you know. I was a little shocked at first
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  Speaker 1: about the age difference between us, but you get you
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  Speaker 1: know what, man, Okay, and I understand that. But what
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to explain to you, man, is that it
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  Speaker 1: comes time. Man, when you just you just don't know
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  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. Man. Love just love is love, man.
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  Speaker 1: And you've been locked up on parole at the university
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  Speaker 1: on work releasing that my daughter. Yeah, man, I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna say this, man, Christal is just a beautiful person. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, man, you calling me at the Blue Daughters. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm never work. I got a lot of work on
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  Speaker 1: my damn desk, and you calling me telling me up form.
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  Speaker 1: A gentle bird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty
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  Speaker 1: five year old daughter, and you damn that fifty you
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  Speaker 1: damn it my age. You want to marry my daughter. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to talk to you, buddy, Well I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even do is. I need to talk to Crystal
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  Speaker 1: and get to the bottom of this. That's what the
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  Speaker 1: hell I need to do. Hey, And I understand that,
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  Speaker 1: Miss you was probably gonna I want to talk to
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  Speaker 1: and I ain't got no problem with that. What I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to explain to you is that man live ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no limit. Man, It's just something that album Crystal
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  Speaker 1: love Me, I love huh and it is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to try to get your blessings on this.
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  Speaker 1: You can't get my listener love shit, man, he get
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  Speaker 1: gonna marry my daughter. Now. My daughter's been a private school.
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  Speaker 1: I love damn life. She's gonna do all four years
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  Speaker 1: of college and she's going to grad school. Now you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna man my daughter. You're working. Miss I understand that.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm what I'm trying to explain to you that
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  Speaker 1: you know what, man, Sometimes love is right the second
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  Speaker 1: time around. You understand what I'm saying. What the hell
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  Speaker 1: you mean a second time? I got kids already. What
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to say is it didn't work out with
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  Speaker 1: me on the first time. What I wanted to do, man,
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  Speaker 1: is just called you. It's solidified the culinary experienced. They
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  Speaker 1: got to do it food. What the hell is you
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  Speaker 1: talking about it? Yeah? Look, look, look, I got to
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  Speaker 1: talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call Crystal and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna find out what the hell is going on, because look, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even trying to have this conversation with you
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  Speaker 1: and I miss mister Paris, I understand all that. I
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  Speaker 1: understand what you're saying. What I want to say to
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  Speaker 1: you is just right here. Crystal is twenty five. Even
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  Speaker 1: if you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna love
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  Speaker 1: and make sure that we do. Look at him. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't doing a thing with my daughter unless it's mine.
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  Speaker 1: Look here, man, you ain't doing I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: your jail bird. You ain't doing I'm gonna call my
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  Speaker 1: daughter final horn. You really are lost your mind. If
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  Speaker 1: you think your old jail bird it's gonna be marrying
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  Speaker 1: my daughter. My daughter's note a future. You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: the head is wrong with Jill rust mine. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna sit and go back and forth with you, miss
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• 21:14
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  Speaker 1: wife Christine has had enough. She wants this to be
• 21:30
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• 21:35
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  Speaker 1: it is time to ask the clo Stacy and Waycross rights.
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  Speaker 1: I've been married to the worst gift giver for almost
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  Speaker 1: is my husband ex wife's sister. That's a lot. When
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  Speaker 1: so when we have family get togethers, his ex wife
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  Speaker 1: is always there. I want to I want to skip
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  Speaker 1: the Christmas get together this year. And my husband said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm acting like a child. Am I being childish or not?
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  Speaker 1: That's what Maggie wants to know. Maggie, Well, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know that you're acting like a child. It's just uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: But she married into that. Yeah, you do know this
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna last. They're heading to divorce. Car his stepmother
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: read it again, his stepmother. Yeah, well her stepmother, her stepmother, wife,
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  Speaker 1: her whole stepmother, her, the one who was Maggie who
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: wrote it, who wrote in her stepmother is her husband's
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  Speaker 1: ex wife sister. That's a lot. Yeah, Yeah, all this
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  Speaker 1: is good. This is a good vorce. That's all you
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  Speaker 1: got for that man, That's all I got. Next question,
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  Speaker 1: Moving on to Quinn and Oakland, Quinn says, my husband
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  Speaker 1: and I are going on a cruise with a couple
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  Speaker 1: that we swing with. My husband wants to get a
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  Speaker 1: sweet so they can stay with us, but I want
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  Speaker 1: a little separation. He's a bit more into swinging than
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  Speaker 1: I am. And is it normal for the man to
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  Speaker 1: want it more? What? But you did it? You did it, lady?
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  Speaker 1: What is these what are these levels of won't be? Yeah?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: They got rules. You want to get a big sweet
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  Speaker 1: and all y'all stay together? Yeah, and just swing whenever
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  Speaker 1: swanging in the morning, wang before we go down to
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  Speaker 1: the casino on the boat boil. Let me tell you, lady,
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  Speaker 1: this I don't get. But dog gone. Next question. We
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: don't care, We don't go. I want a little more privacy.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: If you want some more damn privacy. You never should
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: have started swinging, ye, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you're having a public and a fair you're sharing your
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  Speaker 1: husband with some other people, right right, But she wants
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  Speaker 1: to separate it when it comes to staying in the
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: same room on the cruise, that's too cruise. Yeah, because
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: he's a bit more into it than I. So what
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: is he saying about standing in the same rule? Oh girl,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: think of it like this here you know what a
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  Speaker 1: man you know, I mean, because we got to go
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: to their room. They right here. We can just start,
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  Speaker 1: you know, ain't no TV on the cruise. Should we
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: just swing? We just swing? You know, we're on his band.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: You on the other side to be you don't get
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  Speaker 1: off cash. We're going to the count we get. All
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: we do is turning corn. It ain't even a real root.
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  Speaker 1: He's a real root, you know. I could you know,
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  Speaker 1: I know we got a sweep, but you can see
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  Speaker 1: the whole sweep from the bait. All right, all right, um,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: that's funny, Yeah it is okay. Uh, last one, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: this is the last one. Flow in Jacksonville says at Thanksgiving,
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  Speaker 1: I reconnected with an X and he needed a place
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  Speaker 1: to stay for a few days. I let him crash
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  Speaker 1: at my place. He hasn't called since then, but he's texted.
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  Speaker 1: We had sex, and I thought he was trying to
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  Speaker 1: get back with me. Do you think he's dealing with
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: someone else? Read again? All right? At Thanksgiving? It's from
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Flow in Jacksonville. She says, a Thanksgiving I reconnected with
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  Speaker 1: an X and he needed a place to stay for
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: a few days. I let him crash at my place.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: He hasn't called since then, and he's texted, but he's texted.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: We had a we had sex, and I thought he
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: was trying to get back with me. So her question
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: to you clos do you think he's dealing with someone
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  Speaker 1: else and he used her for a place to stay,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: that's her question. It seemed to me like he's sleeping
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: for housing. I don't understand what you thought. Uh, you
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: reconnected with him and Thanksgiving he needed a place to stay.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Didn't that remind you of why you broke up with
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: him in the first place. But then y'all had sex,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: but he didn't care for anyway. Yeah, you thought he
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: was trying to get back with you. He couldn't afford
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  Speaker 1: a place to stay, which is why you broke up
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  Speaker 1: with him. He didn't like your sex, which is why
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: he broke up with you. Y'all watched it all the
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: way on Thanksgiving, he got a place to stay, you
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: had the same old sex. Now he didn't number text.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Is he trying to see somebody else? Yes? If they
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: have a place to stay, why do you want a
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: man that ain't got no where to stay? That's that's
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  Speaker 1: Who do you know that needs a place to stay
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  Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving? Who in your life, your circle of friends
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: need a place to stay for Thanksgiving? You know, people
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: fall on hard times. I understand that family have a fire,
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  Speaker 1: can come stay with you. No relative in transition waiting
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: on an apartment to get rid and come stay with you.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Other than that, what X in your life need a
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  Speaker 1: them in? You still truly truly out. So what should
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  Speaker 1: a place of steaks. Yeah, all right, thank you, Clo.
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  Speaker 1: goat herd Word had it on the street that RNT
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Kelly dropped a new album from behind Bars. So yes,
• 30:37
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• 30:42
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• 30:44
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  Speaker 1: admitted what right? And so part of the lyrics in
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  Speaker 1: this song I admitted, he said, and if you really
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: really want to know, her father dropped her off at
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  Speaker 1: my show. Lyrics like that. Another lyric was when he
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  Speaker 1: said at one point, I blanked some of my fans.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: So the streaming platforms pulled this album because of course
• 31:16
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• 31:19
  Speaker 1: he did not release any music from prison and he
• 31:23
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• 31:28
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  Speaker 1: if you're talking about if you really want to know
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  Speaker 1: her daddy dropped off at my show? Well, a lot
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  Speaker 1: this story. Well you say something, get yourself in some
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• 32:30
  Speaker 1: We're all fans of the hit TV show Yellowstone. It
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: starts of course, Kevin Costner, who's sixty seven years old. However,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: when the show launched back in twenty eighteen, Kevin Costner
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: didn't think he was going to be such a big hit.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Costner films Yellowstone for months in Mantana, Montana, leaving his wife,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: forty eight year old handbag designer Christine, alone in Los
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Angeles with their sons Cayden fifteen and Hay thirteen, and
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: they have a twelve year old daughter named Grace. Yellowstone
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  Speaker 1: is such a mega hit that producers wanted to go
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: on forever. We do too. However, Kevin's wife, Christine wants
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: her husband to hang up his cowboy hat, and she
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: wants a firm commitment uh that this is Kevin Costner's
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: last season. You know, of course he plays John Dutton
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  Speaker 1: on the show. But um wow, I mean that would
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: be great for her, terrible for us because we love Yellowstone.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, why don't they want to live in
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Montanashi and while he's filming, I mean, Steve in Los Angeles,
• 33:34
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• 33:37
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• 33:45
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  Speaker 1: been in South Dakota and North Dakota. Okay, okay, yeah,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: all right, well yeah, sounds like this might be Yellowstones
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: last season coming up? All right, man, fine, now right,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: And we love this show. We love Kevin Costner. All
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: the episodes have come out for I watched like I did, Yeah, okay,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: watching yet, time to be here next, something like come up?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Finally finally. An entertainment news Terrence Howard says he's done
• 34:35
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• 34:39
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• 34:48
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• 34:51
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• 34:53
  Speaker 1: spend my last ten years during doing an impression of myself?
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  Speaker 1: And Terrence said, and that that's what I've gotten to.
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  Speaker 1: I've given the very best that I have as an actor.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm enjoying watching the other new talent come around,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: watching the new talent come around, don't pay. The question
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: is when you retire, what you're gonna do? Maybe he started, maybe,
• 35:16
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  Speaker 1: from Detroit. I want to comment about the other day
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  Speaker 1: about the greatest comedians. How soon we forget the Pioneers
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  Speaker 1: When it came to crossing over into main street. Mom's
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  Speaker 1: Mabley did the Ed Sullivan Show, and I watched it
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: as a child, and I was fascinated with Mom's Maybley
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: And little did I know that. Later on my very
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: first time it showed Time with Dear Apollo, I was
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: in mom's mabley's dressing room getting dressed for the first
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: time to do Showtime a historic modress. Her dressing room
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: was on the sixth floor. Wow, they put a way
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: up there. Yeah, full circle history. All right, thank you
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Chris for that. Um, Steve, this is this caller doesn't
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: agree with Britney Grinder's prison swap. It's a it's a man.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Let's see what he has to say. Steve Harland, is
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Brittney Grinder releases not a good situation for American. This
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: man that they traded for Britney Grinder, you know, planned
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: out killing Americans, traded arms with some of the biggest
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: drug lords in the world, and we traded we released
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: him for Britney Grinder, not saying that her sinence wasn't expensive,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: but she should still be in there. Uh. We we
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: got more important stuff or more important people to get
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: out rather than Britney Grinder. Well well no, no, no.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: See when you say we got more important people to
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: get out than Britney Grinder, who you're talking about? Who
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? And she's all relative. It's more
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: important to who and see. What you don't understand is
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: you can't just pick and choose who you won't out
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: when you won't out how you want out. Russia don't
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: do two for ones. Britney Grinder was not in there
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: for espionage and Britney Grinder deserves to be home. Now.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: If you don't like the fact that America gave up
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: this arms dealer and what they call the merchant of Death,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: then you take that up with the government. But everything
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: is strategically done. The other people that you're talking about
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: that should be home. You know, Donald Trump was a
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: president for four years. He ain't get so. Now Biden
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: been in there too. Now you want Biden, go get
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: everybody out. See, in this country, you can't make nobody happy.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Let's be happy for Britney Grinder that she's home. An
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: excessive sentence. She was being used as a political ploy. Yeah,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: and they got who they wanted back for Britney Grinder,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: but they asked for the other guy back to marine.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: They've been pushing really hard to get this marine American home.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: But but Russia played some dirty games. Man. That's the
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: business of all. Chris coming up next, Chris, coming up next?
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Your ass was over there? Who the frank phone call
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: coming up next? You're listening Stry Morning show coming up
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour right about four minutes after. Uh,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: it's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: you're not doing that tonight? Okay, Oh you're sorry, not
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: going to Oh you're sorry. That's what you're not gonna do.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just a bit, because right
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's frank phone call.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: What you got for us? Now, let me see how
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: stupid I want to be today, Sherley. You know I
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: have levels. We know. Some days I want to wake
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: up and I'm on a high level of stupidity, and
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: in some days I waked up, I'm own low level stupidity.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: But all my levels is good. It don't matter, It
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: don't matter what this long with this stupid, That's all
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: this matter. I think. Ten. Let's go to stan though,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: one and the same. You're stupid, just one. Love is stupid.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: What you make bute and he is another thing. You
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: respect my stupid. You put the respect on my stupid. Yeah,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: let's respect on this conversation. That's the first time you think, Yeah, look,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: at look at the look at it like this though
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: my stupid. Uh huh, look at hersha stupid. Look at you,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Look at Kanye's stupid. Look at uh Antonio Browne respec
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: on my stupid. You see what I'm saying. Yeah, that's
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying. Okay, my my stupid different and and
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: and it's a lovable stupid to And I think we
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: take your stupid for granted because we get it so
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: much all the time. Every day. Girl, you better preach
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: up in him all better preach up. And yeah, we
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: could stupid all day, so we might take yours for granted.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: And let me put this out there. Greenville, North Carolina.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Stupid coming to town. You it don't it don't. It
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: comes around once every seven eight year. It happens to
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: be coming the Greenville December twenty s You don't. You
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: ain't ever seen stupid move like this. You understand what
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I'm saying at the Greenville Convention Center. You ain't seen
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: stupid do this before. So get your tickets because guess
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: what it'll probably be ten more yield. So stupid come through.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm gonna say. And we get it every day.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: We get it every day, all day. Yes, yeah, all
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: the time. We need a break. You need a stupid break.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: You need a stupid break. Yes. Let me drop this
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: repole man on you right now. Anybody that's been repolled
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, the repole man, it's a it's
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: a bunch of them out there. This goes out to you.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: All right, repole man, let's go Hello. I'm trying to
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: reach age please this hill. All right, y'all. My name
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: is uh Robert. I'm with the collection agency. You do
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: on a Sierra two thousand and three GMC truck. Am
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I correct? Yep? Okay, we don't show that we've had
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: any payments within the last I guess about three close
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: to four months now, and we want to try and
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: stop having to come in and repossess it. Maybe we
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: give you a chance to bring your payment in, but
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: we haven't had a payment from you in about four months,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: sir na truck chance financial with the other another thing?
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, I don't know what's in the moment. Yeah,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I've been paying all time. It's directed party from our call.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: We're about that. Well, I'm with They've they've turned you
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: over to us. I'm with Collection Agency, and we haven't
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: gotten anything from I don't I don't show any uh
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: any paperwork here on the computer at all that we've
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: had any payments made within the last four months. So
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: that's why they've been panning it all already turned it
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: over to y'all without my permission. They can't never tell
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: my time. Is my truck over to y'all to pack y'all?
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I don't even know. Well, I understand that, sir. What
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: happens is if you haven't paid it in a certain
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: amount of time, it actually comes over to the collection agency.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: And that's what they've done. They've actually sent it over
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: to us UH and they've given us UH pretty much
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: all the information on you. I guess it's a gold
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: this type of color UH CR two thousand and three
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: GMC truck from my understanding, Am I correct? Yeah? That's truck. Okay. UM. Now,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna need from you today, Jeremy, is for
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: you to come in UH and make a payment to
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: us this evening for four months so we can see
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: so we don't have to come in and repossess your truck.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to have to do that, but
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: if I have to send a record out there to you.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I have your address on file as well. I don't
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: want to have to send anybody out to pick it up.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Y'all not coming here my truck, and I'm not paying
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: y'all for for new full months. I'm understanding my truck
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: all time, every month. That's a deal, sir. I don't
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: want to get in a back and forth with you,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: but I'm telling you exactly how it's gonna go. Now.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I'll come out there and repossess it myself. But I'm
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: telling you, look, that's not that's not even where we
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: gotta go with that. Don't be you don't need to
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: be even fussing and chaotic and come get it yourself
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: and all that stuffy truck truck that's gonna be that? What?
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Hang on, let's back up, because I'm a man just
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: like here, man, What do you mean it's gonna that's
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: gonna be that? What are you saying? What are you?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: What are you? What are you saying to me? Son?
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. Look, look, I'm telling you that I'm
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: paying my truck note and and that's a fun I
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know who are you. Let's get
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I've already stated to you before. I'm with an agency.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: And let's get one thing straight. You don't tell me
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I tell you now, Hey, hey, dude, came down on
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: the phone. It don't make no sense talking, you know,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: over the father whatnot. You can come, you can come
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: get the truck, my truck right here I work. I'm
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: right here. You can come. You can come, try to
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: get my truck. You come on there. Sure, I'm already
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: aware of where you work in the whole nine yards.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Now I don't. I'm trying to be as uh cardio
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: with you as I can. Now you can you're talking
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: about come and get my truck, and I'll tell you.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I'll be saying, so you know you should have dropped
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: and being like all right, I'm gonna check with somebody.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I don't say, check with somebody else to make sure
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I'm right. It didn't call me back. I'm telling you.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: You haven't paid anything. That's what I'm telling you. I've
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: got it listed on the computer. You've been turned over
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: an agency and you haven't done it. You haven't done
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: a thing. What are you? Stupid? You? You you're waiting
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: your press scream in the hall over the phone like
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: that because they're gonna do me me. Are you no
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: gooda you ain't get no money from me? Then you
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: ain't coming from my truck. What a matter of fact,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: you could come from my truck. I'm gonna be on
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: my truck. I'm gonna wait on you. What are you
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: gonna be there? It doesn't make any difference, sir. You
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: gotta get repossessed tonight. If I don't get four months payment, Brook, Definitely,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: if I don't get four months payment brought into me
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: collection agency, your truck will be taken care of. Lord.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: No hold on, listen, man, hold on for me. You
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: kind of kind of serious my truck and part you
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: quit cursing at me. That's what truck man man you
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: got me, Trusty. Look look my truck right outside. You
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: come over here and get it obviously all that way
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: for you. Look, you know what. I'm at the point
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I don't give a about this job. I'm ready to
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: come kick your That's what I'm ready to do. Call
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: him back, Kake. I don't need a little scared hanging
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: up the phone. You're standing here like a man, and
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: you handle your problems. I'm man. I make the roof
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: bro stopping I'm at work too, doing my job the
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: same way you're doing yours. Won't make your money, do you.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say to
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: you before you go. Are you listening? This is Nephew
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: pranked by you got you got all my teacher? Man?
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: You are all right? Man, No, not right. I'm gonna
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: talk this roof. Man, I'm talking about cool. I'm gonna
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: say t me about job I'm trying to get. She
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: told me, she told me, man, she said that boy
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: loved that truck. Yeah, that's my tutation. Man, ain't man, Yeah,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: you got you got pretty good. I gotta ask. I
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you. Man, tell me, brother, what is the
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the lane.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna set that right there. That's what they say. No, day,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: that's what they say. No, I'm just I'm just gonna
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: set that right there. That's all I'm gonna do. Okay, Okay, okay,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: it's setting. Let not sitting dream dream green v all
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: the stupid we have to put up with. Yes, yes
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: you do. Nephew coming to town Landing the cut to Shreeport, Louisiana, Streeport, Louisiana.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: That's Streeport, that's East Texas, that's Tyler, that's that's a
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: long View, that's everybody around the way, texlaw Counta. The
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: nephew coming to Streeport, MLK weekend January fifteenth, at them.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Let me see your bodkins h municipal municipal auditorial. Yeah,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: all right, practice, yeah, all right, nephew. Thank you. Coming
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: up next Strawberry Letters. Subject you're not doing that tonight.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for
• 53:41
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• 54:04
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• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Subject you're not doing that tonight. Dear Stephen, Shirley. I'm
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: dating a man that has a beautiful personality, and we
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: clicked the moment we met. But there's a side to
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: him that I just saw for the first time, and
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm with the right man. He
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: always smells amazing because he has lots of body oils,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: lotions and potions that he uses every day. He uses
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: a lot more than I do, so I used to
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: joke him about his products. Then one day I had
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: bad cramps and he gave me a hot oil massage
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: to ease the pain, and it worked. I was hooked
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: until one night I got a massage and got up
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom and I slipped on the
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: wood floor and almost broke my ankle because I was
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: so greasy. He prefers to be oiled up and glistening
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: all of the time. He said it is because he's
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: a chocolate brother and he's always ashy, But I think
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: it's a fetish. He's always in the bathroom longer than
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: I am, and it takes him longer to get dressed.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: I could deal with that, But what got my attention
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: and has me second guessing him. It's what went down Saturday.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend's co worker and wife came to visit, and
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: his wife was limping. She says she heard her leg
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: having sex. I tried to change the subject, but then
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend blurted out that he could help her get
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: rid of her leg pain, he said, She said that
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: would be great. My boyfriend told her to take off
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: her pants and lie on the lounger on the patios.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Everyone seemed okay with this, except for me. I reminded
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: him that he works for the government, not a spa.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: He says he has massaged both of them before, so
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: it's no big deal. I told him he wasn't doing
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: it again, and he got mad, so they left. Was
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: he just being helpful or was I right to stop him? Well,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I mean it sounds to me like he was being helpful,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: but you stopped him anyway. I'm just trying to figure
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: out what you're trying to figure out about him. You
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: said so many good things about him in the letter.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: He is a beautiful personality, You guys click the moment
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: you met. He always smells amazing. He gives you massages
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: when you're not feeling well and it works and you
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: love it. And he's also helpful with others and that
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: should be all good, right, or you would think it
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: would be all good. He's well groomed, he's not ashy
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: by ashy. But now here you are trying to regulate
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: and say something's wrong with him. You know, on the
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: slide you're trying to say something about him. It sounds
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: like a decent, caring, professional man who's good at what
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: he does, and the people around him appreciate what he does. Yes,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: he works for the government, but apparently he's a he's
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: a good masseus as well. I say, please stop making
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: problems where there are none. This man takes care of
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: himself and the others around him. That should be a
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: good thing. And that's why everyone's okay with this, well
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: everyone but you. I think you're kind of cramping his
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: style a little bit because you broke the party up,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: and I think you just need to chill. It's not
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: that serious. Steve, what what what letter do we read?
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: A different letter? Is something missing? You're cramming the style.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: It seems like what you you know what this letter crazy?
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: This is that a guy crazy? Road all over it?
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: You're crazy, he's crazy. It ain't crazy? What this don't
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: make no damn sense, I'm dating a man that's a
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: beautiful personality. Click clicked him. Um. When we met, there's
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: the side of him I just saw for the first time.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if I'm with the right man.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: You ain't. You ain't with the right man. Never just
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: let I just read. I don't want Charlie talking about
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: you're cramming. Just die. Give him a chance. He's wonderful.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: What this is crazy? He always smells amazing because he
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: has lots of body oars, lotions, potions, potions. Black dudes
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: don't do potions. There's no stuff in here. He got
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: body oars, lotions, potions, potions. We got started looking at
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: this boy. He uses a lot more than I do.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I used to joke him about the products and uh.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: And then one day I had bad cramps. He gave
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: me a hot ar massage. She used a paint and
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: it worked. I was hooked and to one night I
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: got a massage. You got him go to the bathroom.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: I slipped on the wooden floor, almost broke my ankle
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: because I was so greedy. He prefers to be all
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: up and glistening all the time, he said, because he's
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: chocolate brother. He's always asking. But I think it's a
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: fetish Oh, it's way mo a fetish leg. Oh, it's
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: mo fish, I like baby. Oh, I gotta fits it.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: That's fetished. No, there's something else right here. He's always
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom long and I never takes him longer
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: to get dressed. Oh, okay, gotta start. That ain't normal,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: But okay, I could deal with that. Or what got
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: my attention has me second guess him? It's what went down? Said.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend's co worker and his wife came to visit,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: and his wife was limping. She said she hurt her
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: leg having sex. Who the hell you're just now meeting
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  Speaker 1: at your house from a co worker and a wife
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  Speaker 1: that's limping. And she got the audacity to just come
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  Speaker 1: out and tell you I hurt my leg having six Well,
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  Speaker 1: did he have her leg off too? Where she limp it? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: when we come back, I'm gonna tell you what's wrong
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  Speaker 1: with this now? All right, all right, coming up, we'll
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  Speaker 1: have part two of Steve's response at twenty three minutes
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: after the hours today's Strawberry letter. Subject is you are
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  Speaker 1: not doing that tonight. Okay, we'll get back into it.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to show. All right, come on, Steve,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is you're not
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: doing that tonight. Yeah, you ain't doing that tonight. Now,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Shirley gave her response. We on two different programs with
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  Speaker 1: this letter right here, because I think this whole letter crazy,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: and he go it gets real crazy at the end.
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  Speaker 1: Now I don't know how he helpful, crazy ass mess
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: they clicked the moment they met. I just saw him,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know if I'm with the right man.
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  Speaker 1: He smells amazing. A lot of oils, lotions and postions
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  Speaker 1: right there. A black dude is okay with oils and lotions.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Black dudes don't normally mess with potions. Okay, So now
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  Speaker 1: you got this which slash wall off living at JO
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  Speaker 1: talking about damn posts. Black ass out of there for
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  Speaker 1: something after door with no damn man, no damn potion.
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  Speaker 1: I had some bad cramps one tall he gave me
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  Speaker 1: a hot oil massage and it worked and I was hooked.
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  Speaker 1: And then one night I got a massage. I get
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: him go to the bathroom. I slipped on the wooden floor,
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  Speaker 1: almost broke my ankle because it was so greasy. He
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  Speaker 1: prefers to be all up and glistening all the time,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: he said, because he's a chocolate brother and he don't
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: want to look ashy. But I think it's fetish or
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: this is way more than a fetish look. Girl. He's
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  Speaker 1: always in the bathroom longer than I am and takes
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: him longer to get dressed. That's a little bit different
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  Speaker 1: right there. But if you could deal with it, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I could deal with that. But what got mine attention
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: when he asked me second guess him? It's what went down? Said,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Now here's where the letter takes a turn that. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how anybody would overlook this, but I want
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  Speaker 1: my boyfriend's co working. His wife came to visit. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is who you hang out with, it work, co
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  Speaker 1: working wife. They came to visit. His wife was limping.
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  Speaker 1: Now somebody must have said, why you limping? She said
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  Speaker 1: she heard her leg having sex. Now you know, anybody
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  Speaker 1: else would have made up anything else. Ain't nobody fitting
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  Speaker 1: to tell that, Carol, I was going down the steps
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  Speaker 1: and slipped or anything. I was on some ice, I
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  Speaker 1: was on some baby. All in the bathroom. You could
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  Speaker 1: have telled anything, but I heard my leg having sex.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: That was debate remark. I tried to change the subject,
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  Speaker 1: but then my boyfriend blurted out that he could help
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  Speaker 1: her get rid of her leg paint. He said this
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  Speaker 1: to his co worker's girlfriend. She said that would be great. Wife, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is co worker's wife. She said that would be great.
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  Speaker 1: My boyfriend told her to take off her pants and
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  Speaker 1: lay on the lounger on the prete He's helpful, Steve.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: What man can say in front of his girl to
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  Speaker 1: another woman that's married to his co worker, which is
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: another dude, take off your pants and lay your clothes
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: on here. Government worker. Yeah, he ain't got a massage parlor.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't got a table at the house that he
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  Speaker 1: traveled with. He'll do house call. My boyfriend told her,
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  Speaker 1: take off your pants and lay on the lounger on
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  Speaker 1: the patio. He go the next part. Everybody seem okay
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  Speaker 1: with it. So this was cool with the lady who
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  Speaker 1: was married to his co worker. Take your pants off
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: and go out that ladder. Okay? The husband his boy
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: co worker, Yeah, man, my wife can take her pants
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  Speaker 1: off and go lay on your lounge by boy, miss me,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: you don't see this little swinging thing going on. He
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: bought them over there to swing. He bought them over
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  Speaker 1: there to swing, and you just didn't You didn't get it.
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  Speaker 1: I heard my leg having setna say that, man, you
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: knew I'm gonna say, because it's what it is. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: seemed okay with this except me. I reminded him, you
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  Speaker 1: work for the government, not a spot of Hey, you're
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: gonna be working you. He could do more than one thing,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: but this window when you start doing this for other people,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: that's when you start doing this for other women, and
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: in front of their husbands on the iPad him, you
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: told this woman take her pants off, naked, hold up.
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  Speaker 1: Then he told her I've massage both of them before,
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  Speaker 1: so it ain't no big deal what women hold up? Dog?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: He didn't massage the wife before, but he didn't massage
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: the husband before too. Hey, man, let me tell you something.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: I've done a couple a couple of massages with my wife.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Rule Number one, ain't no man rubbing, huh? And came no,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: and came no man rubbed me. A woman can rub me,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: and a woman can rub her, but can't no man
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  Speaker 1: rubbed huh? And can't No man rubbed me. You can't
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: hear your thumb on the back of my fast. If
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  Speaker 1: you can't do that, that ain't that ain't what we're doing. Thoma.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: You called me whatever you want to call me, damas
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  Speaker 1: the rule. I want to talk about Hill. You're the
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: massage huh and Hill Yeah, And they was both fine
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: with it. I told him he wasn't doing it again,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: and he got mad, so they left. They left because
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: now I ain't gonna be the swing and they thought
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: it was gonna because she won't even go along with
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: the massage, Lord Chief, and to go with the rest
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: of it that We've been doing this all to put
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  Speaker 1: the postious homes because your comments on today Strawberry Letter
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: and Steve Harvey as them on Instagram and Facebook and
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: check out the Strawberry Letter podcast Undemand now coming up
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: in forty six minutes after the hour, it's Junior with
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Sports Talk. We'll get into that right after this. You're
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Sports with Junior Sports Talk. Junior, what you got pimp in?
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  Speaker 1: Come on man, p yeah, I know if you know
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  Speaker 1: when I was killing it last week, Junior, I was
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  Speaker 1: man pimping on fine last week. I'm just man, I've
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  Speaker 1: been molding a notion. You know what I'm saying. I
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: truly understand that I choose you, baby, not know that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if we go Pippy the Ram over the Raiders Man
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  Speaker 1: seventeen to sixteen, who picked it though it was close game?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Here we go Bills over the Jets twenty to twelve,
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  Speaker 1: picking for God and man pimping. I don't know what happened, man,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Sean ready man because they fell to the Bengals twenty
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  Speaker 1: three to ten. Well, I told you that though sey'all
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: wanted the Browns to win, but I told you the
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Bengals were gonna win. I wasn't being shocked. Damn Joe Barrow.
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  Speaker 1: That wasn't going something. Now. Men ain't on he messing around, No,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: he ain't man messing around. This one hurt though, man.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: The Cowboys beat the Texas twenty seven to twenty three.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't hurt nobody. But she went timey people wasn't hurt
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  Speaker 1: picked it? You should did, man, And come on Detroit,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Detroit lies over the Vikings. Troit up up people hot
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  Speaker 1: right now, I'm gonna hit you. Let me go pimping
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Jaguars over the Titans thirty six to twenty two. You
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: know I ain't picked. Yeah, it's all right, come right back.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Eagles over the Giants Jalen hurts Man forty eight to
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  Speaker 1: twenty two. Don't the man I'm talking? Don't you go
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: another with pimping man? The Ravens over the Steelers sixteen
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  Speaker 1: to fourteen. Picked it? I'm on, man, what is I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing right now? I need to be in the NFL
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: or something. I might gonna put me on TV with
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: these picks? Here, here you go, Pippin Chiefs thirty four,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Broncos twenty eight, Russell Wilson man the forty nine is stumped,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: the Buck of Needs thirty five to seven. No, you
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: picked the Bucking Okay, yeah, I don't think he's gonna
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: lose that right now. Let me go Pipping Panthers over
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: the Seahawks. You picked this though, thirty to twenty four.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Ain't that crazy? That's all right, though, Pippin is the pick?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Dolphins man? What happened to the Dolphins pimping? I don't know.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: I picked the Dolphins though. Yeah, you picked the Dolphins man.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: But the charges man twenty three to seventeen the man
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Herbert he was he was bawling. Man, can't he? Can't
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: you posted? He he's the coroner back poster. Dude, throw it.
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  Speaker 1: That's it for sports, Shirley. All right, thank you you
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: and you think Pempin. Coming up more of the Steve
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show at the top of the hour. Right
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: All right. So this is from Facebook from Dre. Dre writes,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: I have a family friend who hit hard times. However,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: this family friend also has a reputation for lying and
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: not paying people back. Now he's trying to guild me
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: and my entire family talking about I'm turning my back
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: on him. Well that's where I am right now, and
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: I'm in the position to help. But I know darn
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: well I will never see the money back since no
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: one else can really help or is willing to. I'm
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: like Tupac, all eyes on me, man, I'm not going
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: to change my mind. So am I wrong? No? No?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: See see duk create a track record and then try
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: to get off the track in front of somebody of
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: you that ran around on all this time. It's not
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: how it works, hey, man. When you when you create
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: a reputation, then you're gonna have to You're gonna have to.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: Let you make a bad You gotta laying it dog. Yeah,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You don't pay people back. Now you're back
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: to me talking about y'all turning your back. Yeah, okay, cool,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: But here's a deal with me. If you did not
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: have my number, what would you do it? Yeah? See, nah,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: gonna get to doing that because you already no, I
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: got it, So you don't save all that with me.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: I tell people all the time, first of all, hey man,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: let me haul let you Okay, I'm gonna wait seventy
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: two hours while I would turn that ball called don't
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: text me or nothing? Hey man, hey man, when you
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: get a free moment, called me. Okay, I'm not free
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: for seventy two hours. I'm busy. Hey man, I got
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: an emergency. This is what I got. I got a
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: text from a dude, I have an emergency. He texted me,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: I have an emergency. Who the hell got an emergency?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: And texted boys stop. I waited my seventy two hours
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: and called him back because all emergencies passed in seventy
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: two hours. Trust me when I tell you that. Okay,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: you said you're into crisis management anyway, you know that? No, no,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: you know why you asked? Why you asked? Junior sound
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: like somebody I might know his name? Everybody? No, No,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: it's not Alvin. No, I was gonna ask you. But
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: he feels guilty, So how does he deal with that guilt?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Feeling guilt is the most useless emotion that we have
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: as human beings. Yeah, serves no purpose. What's the purpose
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: of guilt? No? Stop? Why why you got to feel guilt?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: That he's not your child? Yeah, he's just a friend,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: a family friend. He's not your child, y'all. Ain't took
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: no vials. He's not your wife. No, he a family
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: friend that ain't been much of a friend, right, all right,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: you all have a one sided friendship. Now I'm gonna
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: let you go there and stay on your side for
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: a while. All right, Let's see if we have time
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: for another one. This one's from Nicole on Steve HARVFM.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: She says, my husband and I went out of town
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: to have Thanksgiving with his family. He started drinking with
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: his brother at noon, and by the time dinner was served,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: they were both drunk as heck. He embarrassed himself in
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: front of his whole family, and I was left to
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: take care of him and then drive us home afterwards.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: We're supposed to go again at Christmas, and I told
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: him I'm not going. Now he thinks I'm being unreasonable
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: and is mad at me. I haven't done anything wrong
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: and I shouldn't be made to feel bad after what
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: he put me through. Steve, back me up? Am I wrong?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Am I overreacting? Best office is a good excuse me?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: The best defense is a good offense. So now he
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: defensive about what he did, and so now he didn't
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: took the offense. Now he mad at you for his
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: ass getting drunk, and you not understand? Man, Please buy ladies.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Stop letting these men out mad you. Yeah, do what
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: you do? Do your job? Yeah, Man, I cannot out mad, Marjorie,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn. How I tried, baby, baby, baby,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: How are you gonna do that? Allright? We gotta run
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show? All right? So on a recent
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: episode of Today Day with Hoda and Jenna, Hoda cod
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Be shared that her co host Jenna bush Hagar quote
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: never wears underwear. Jenna defends her preference for going commando,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: but Holda says it's gross. Doctor Jill Party and ob
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: g I n says it's really just a matter of
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: comfort and preference. The doctor went on to say, in reality,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: you can wear any type of underwear you like or
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: skip it, as long as you don't wear a pair
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: that's ill fitting or that chafes. So, guys, the question
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: is commando or underwear? What do you guys prefer? Yeah,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: damn that zip. We got to get up there yet.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: I gotta have some draw I got to have some
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: fabric between me and niece beames to be there because
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: I got some pieces and I got some pieces on
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: my body that cannot help any contact with fabric any
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: All right, well, I think you guys cleared that up
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: for us. Thank you. I got I got one body
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: part that can't help contact with no fabric. Moving on
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: having thirty three minutes. I've never even seen it before,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: but it is very much part of my life. And
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: he can't have no contact with fabric. Never seen Man's
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: panel Underwear coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: we'll play a round. It would you rather right after
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to show time now, guys were around it,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather a real or artificial
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Christmas tree? Which one? Oh, I don't even get to
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: make that decision. My wife made that one had the
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: word okay, that ain't done in a hard one. I'm out, officer.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: You know, I'll look at his face so smart. Yeah,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: we know they didn't pull his out of the South
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Dakota somewhere. I'm looking at one of these trees. I
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: wonder right now, think about how he's an ass gonna
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: looking two years in your living room? Yeah right, all right?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: So would you rather sit with the resting lion for
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: ten minutes? Resting lion? Or would you rather, okay, now,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: would you rather run across the hungry alligators back, run
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: across his back, run across the hungry alligators back, or
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: ship with the resting lion for ten minutes? That that
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: that that that lion is more rested than we think.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm going, I'm going across that alligator back,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: but I'm keep on going and let me slay something.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: He's gonna be hard ass. Push. I'm going straight crosses back.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: What I can't do is sitting here for ten minutes
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: on this line. First of all, he gonna smell feel
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: being all this other stuff he gonna smell. Just wait
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: a minute, there's too many smells he gonna be. One
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: of them might be so bad. He I might just
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: pissed the line off, and he just killed your ass
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: doing laying up on my back like this set up
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: in here, defecating on your damn self, laying on my back,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: I'm eat your ass, gotta do that. What about you, junior? No,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: it's the alligator. This chances crossing alligator ten minutes with
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: that line, the logan ten minutes of all right, would
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: you rather have sex with some one who never showers?
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather have sex with someone who never
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: brushes their teeth? Oh? Yeah, they person they don't brush
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: their teeth. Because I can get it. I get I
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: can't get in a position where I'm not gonna be No,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: I won't even. I won't even know. You got him out,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: You and I and I'm gonna put a mask on.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: I'm good. All the things we can do, I won't even.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: I ain't gotta see your faith I got here ninety
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: five mask on, I'm good. Damn what you're doing? Showers? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can't get around, this's no kind of this going
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  Speaker 1: to be horrible. That is the worst. Staying at the
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  Speaker 1: foot of the bed and just faint. What is that?
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  Speaker 1: That's today's rounded? Would you rather coming up at forty
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  Speaker 1: nine minutes after the hour, our last break of the day,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and
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  Speaker 1: Only the Man, the Myth, the Legend, Steve right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening show? All right, guys, here we are our
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day. Time to close out the shows.
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  Speaker 1: A good day on this Tuesday. Yeah, just closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: We're just gonna talk about any questions, talk it out.
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  Speaker 1: I had a question. I got one. I'm cleaning. I
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  Speaker 1: clean out a couple of things, or just pass week. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what are we supposed to do with funeral program? But
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  Speaker 1: are you supposed to what they Why do we keep them?
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  Speaker 1: We don't never go back to them? Well I've never
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  Speaker 1: had to throw one out. I don't take them home.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you don't, yah, I leave all mine at the funeral.
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  Speaker 1: Where's we going with this? But why it's but some
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  Speaker 1: older people. I need to get me a program. I
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  Speaker 1: need to get me a prom What are they doing
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  Speaker 1: with these programs and I have them? What do I
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  Speaker 1: do with the hell? You? God? I just I like
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  Speaker 1: this good ass read and sitting up in him. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have photo shot picture of the ass laying up there.
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  Speaker 1: Hey damn, so didn't look nothing like that. Nobody deathly
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  Speaker 1: ever looked like the picture on the program. No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: here go another one, Here go another one on It's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like on the same line, when someone passed,
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  Speaker 1: are you full to take their name out of your phone?
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  Speaker 1: I've done that. Yeah, that's kind of hard because I
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  Speaker 1: got a couple of my boys still in here, man.
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  Speaker 1: And if you get a call from that number, do
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  Speaker 1: you pick up? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's up up.
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  Speaker 1: But just how I answered though, Hello, scary, it's better
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  Speaker 1: on me. Who I thank you? Because one time, like
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  Speaker 1: my partner passed right and they gave his number to
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: someone else. That happens, and I don't know how one
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: of the billion chants. The lady called my number and
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  Speaker 1: it showed up as my boy's number. Friends to the
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: phone and I said, uh hello, She said, uh hey,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing? And I went him. Didn't happen to me?
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  Speaker 1: Why is he talking? If it is him, why is
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: he talking like that? She said, Hey, how you doing?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: I said, who is this? She said, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: do I have a wrong number? I said, wait, excuse me, man,
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  Speaker 1: can I ask you a question? What number are you
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: calling me? Phone? And she read the number? And because
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: I had to, because I had pressed, you know, the contact,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: and she had his number and she I don't know how,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: but somehow she called my phone. That's scary, but she
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: was nervous. He called, how you doing? I was saying,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: you won't believe this, man, I say, but your numbers
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  Speaker 1: in my phone registered on a friend of mine. No,
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  Speaker 1: this is a new number for me, I said, my
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: friend passed recently. I'm so oh, I am so sad.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I should get rid of this number. No, it's fine,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: just you know, just don't call. Just get rid of
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  Speaker 1: my number. Yeah, yeah, your ass is blocked, though you
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  Speaker 1: ain't aware about calling me? No more because you shouldn't
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: get blocked. Right, That was scary? Wow, any other questions?
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  Speaker 1: Anybody tell me? The load of us up? I ran
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: across them. I ran across them. Funeral programs. I'm like
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: what am I supposed to do with this? I supposed
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  Speaker 1: to I feel bad about throw them out? You not.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't gonna they are? They well? They you could
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  Speaker 1: throw them out. Dog, ain't even hurt nobody feeling anybody
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  Speaker 1: when you're because I have in your own mind out either.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with them, but you come across them, like when
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: you're moving and stuff like that. You know, I don't mind.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ever lead the church. I never took one home. Man,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: lead us right here. Didn't get this over with? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. But you feel compelled to take them when
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: you're there, don't don't. I lost everybody. I ain't feel
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: compelled to take you down? Really normal people. Still, No,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: we'll get un normal. We're taking this stuff to the house.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go out here and do this burial and get
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  Speaker 1: this over with so we can get this closure. Man,
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  Speaker 1: do you ever go to the repairs? You ever go
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: to the repairs when you well? I ain't been one
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  Speaker 1: in a while. I can't the funeral be enough for me? Yeah? No,
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  Speaker 1: I go to funeral. Last funeral I went. I was
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: a star of the show, not the body, not to deceased.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: See what God, dog loom Town taking selfies with you
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: all man, crazy bro, bro, bro, I'm not here for that. Yeah,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: damn dog, I gotta get a picture. I told everybody
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: I know you managed say you don't know no Steve Hardy.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah for this one dude, man like he was an
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: old gangster. I had to take a picture with him.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: I've been telling people, Man, we played ball together in
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: the street and knowledge year you don't know no, Steve
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: hard Man. I need to hey, man, you gotta take
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: this picture with me. Man, I'll tell you what. I
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: tell you what. Take your picture with me. I won't
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: let nobody. I'll take picture with you, all right, man,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: Come on, he was your security instant. I took a picture.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: It was at my boys funeral. I took a picture
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: with him. He stopped everybody and he was not like
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: it was not like trained security. He was just ain't
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: go ahead on now, how you how you feel about
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: people to take you threw about people that take pictures
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: with the casket? Yeah, with the deceased. I see that
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: all the time because you stupid. Yeah, that's crazy to me.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: I had It's weird that all she cared about was
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: the body? Did you see the body? I gotta go
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: to the funeral. I gotta see the body. Did you
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: see the body? She couldn't make it. She's going to
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: ask you if you saw that. How she looks just
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: like herself? She looked she looked like she was resting. Yeah,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: she was sleeping. Okay, I know she looked to see.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: That's what she looked like. She looked at see. I
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: think that's the end of funeral talks. Steve, Tommy, take
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: us out. Steve. Well, y'all, hey, listen, do yourself a
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: favorite to day talk to God. He would absolutely love
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: to hear from you. Man. God is good for all.
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