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Last time on no latency. It's OK, Phoebe, it's not weed.
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It's not weed shot. It's a weed shot.
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It's nutritional who? Are we doing a job for?
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Tuna. Why is it always wee whenever
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you're behind the wheel? We're.
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Having such a sweet morning tuna, everybody's being so nice.
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Hi, Tuna. So just to be clear, stolen
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gyrocopter sometimes silent. Do you remember?
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Everything tastes like bread. The gyrocopter that crashed.
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Stolen by a guy with a big white thing.
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Looks like AT organ. That's the car, ain't it?
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Yeah, it looks a lot like the car.
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So do we get into the building? Don't mess with the retro today.
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Make a choice, see how much you care about your buddy, all
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right? Retro, retro, I'm going to leave
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you do. You think?
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Should we do something? We just let them cook.
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Let them cook. I I think I could take.
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These guys I will do so listen for the fireworks.
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Jeb, you step into this room and you've done it fairly
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stealthily. So as the start of of this, I
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need you to roll stealth. Oh, OK.
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Yeah. 20. So the people in the room with
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you don't see you. So although they rolled high on
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initiative, they don't attack you.
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No one's fired a bullet, so they don't know what's going on.
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Just there are two guys on the sofa just chilling out watching
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TV while another one works on the gyrocopter.
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They assume nothing has happened.
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No gunshots have been fired, so you watch them as you step out
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of the vent. Watch TV while the sky tinkers
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away unsuccessfully at the gyrocopter.
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I want to sneak up behind the guy working on the gyrocopter.
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I'm in my, in my mind palace. I imagine that he is on one of
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those little like skateboard things underneath it, whistling
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for something, doing some stuff, right?
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And I want to sneak up and I want to kick the the skateboard
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thing so it comes out and then he sees me and I want to place
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my hand on his mouth and then shove a knife into his neck.
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That's really cool. So yeah, roll for it. 20.
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You've rolled the 20 on this guy.
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Plus one. Plus one you get you've rolled
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very badly on damage, but you are being a sneaky motherfucker
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and you can attack twice with a weapon.
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So I'm going to say roll it again to see if you kill this
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guy. You roll, you roll on damage
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again. It's not great.
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It's. Not great, but in total that
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brings him under half health. Now, you did attack him in the
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neck, right? Yeah, I I stabbed him.
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This is, yeah. Both of those attacks are
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surprise attacks with the essentially 2 crits because
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they're both aimed shots. So you caused this guy 2 head
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injuries, which is an extra 10. Wait, so that's 12 plus and
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that's plus one damage. Oh funny.
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Yeah, you you you won't believe this.
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You caused 30 damage. I mean.
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I don't. I don't have.
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To I do believe it because I shoved a knife into a man's
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throat. That's not how people just
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fucking. Dies in your arms underneath
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this gyrocopic. You know, mouth, hand on his
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mouth and that's, I imagine his death, his death woes, yes,
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froze. And do you, do you, do you do
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anything with the body or do you just sit next to it?
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No. I, I, I put it like I, I, you
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know, I wheeled him out. Yeah.
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Shanked him and now I want to wheel him back in.
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All right, so you you wheel this now dead guy underneath the
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gyrocopter. And then I scoot around the back
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again to stay snuck. Now you're hiding behind the
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gyrocopter. Meanwhile, Vendale is standing
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next to Iona. The shit.
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I mean, Retro's got a gun in that guy's mouth.
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Maybe you stop him. Retro or the bad guy?
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Retro, but I, I, I don't think it'll escalate unless it
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escalates, you know, I don't. Do you think we need to just go
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in there and start killing? I mean, I just do what you tell
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me to do. So if you want me to go in there
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and start killing, I can take out my sword and do that.
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I think you should go in there and prep to start killing.
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OK, Vendel steps into the room and brandishes their sword at
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these two guys. That's right, you stand back.
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Don't get off that sofa, you maelstroms.
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That's good. Good job.
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Thanks. And does Vendel just sort of
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hold their action? Yes.
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Cool. For if anybody tries to make a
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move at retro or the door. Valid.
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So retro, you are essentially holding this person down.
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This is a this is a choking situation.
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I need you to roll. I mean they are essentially
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choking on an egg sandwich. Expired egg sandwich.
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And a gun barrel, Sir. Yeah.
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So he's going to try and get away from you.
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So I need you to roll Brawling 23.
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Jesus Christ. Oh what, you didn't think the
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time that Retro spent with Sano didn't learn how to fight?
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Apparently that's a crit retro. You know what that means?
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Got. Him I still beat him and he gets
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a crit. Gets a crit.
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He gets out of it. He pushes back, pulls out his
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gun. All right, boys, it's time to
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take him on. And then Vendale's action goes.
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OK, they're going to have to shoot because they're too far
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away to attack physically. Shoot, Dang it.
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OK. 21 Yes, that does hit him. So then Dale shoots this
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Maelstrom leader of this tiny pack in the side with their
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heavy pistol that is 15 damage. It's.
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Got to rate a fire of two. May I fire another shot?
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Oh shit, yeah, of course. You can, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, oh, 24 hitting again, but only causing 6 damage
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and ablating the armour by 1. Oh fuck, there's loads of you.
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Who are those two in the doorway?
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Oh, hi. Hello.
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Where your worst nightmare? Oh shit, that's a that's a good
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battle cry. One of the other scabbers in the
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room takes out his heavy melee weapon, takes three steps
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towards Retro and swings Retro Beta 16.
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Oh no, it hits you for full damage.
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By 1. Can I hit you again?
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Beta 16 again. And he?
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Smacks you the other way, causing 5 damage in total.
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Are blading your armour again? Yeah, that's right, boss.
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I smacked the TV guy twice, although I didn't crack his
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screen. What the fuck is that made of?
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And again, in the other room, Jeb is just chilling while he
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watches these two people watch television, bidding his time as
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wait, has there been gunfire? There has been gunfire.
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All right, So there's been some gunfire.
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I'm going to roll to see if this guy notices.
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Or was it just on the television?
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Right. Very good.
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That's nice. I like that perception.
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That is so me. And I really do love watching
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How Diddy. The movie he does not notice.
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Neither of them notice in that room as they do not have a very
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and I wait perceptions medium. I won't.
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I won't roll again, but they don't notice because I roll.
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On both Die hard 27 is pre red. Hey yo I got a 27.
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It's just like I'm the same. It's a terrible one.
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See that's where I disagree. I I honestly think that the the
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number 24 is really where they peaked.
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But honestly, about 525-2627 not bad.
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Well I mean just going to have to be down bad on this and
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direct shotgun to the face of the guy in front of me.
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Damn. Damn. 23 Yes, and he takes a
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serious amount of damage to his chest and steps back.
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He does not take a critical injury.
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Yeah, there's nothing else I could think I can do.
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You can move. Sure, Retro is going to move
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back five squares to the right. So he moves 20.
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Five, by the way, Yes. Retro moves 25 feet back towards
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VV and Iona and so I understand. Still keeping them blessed.
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Well, because I see that if we're attacking now, I'm going
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to take a shot at the closest gentleman to me who happens to
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be the leader all. Right.
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Are you going to step into the building to do so?
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I will stay in the doorway. OK.
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I'm going to use my remware IP edition handgun.
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Hello Corpo. That's a 40 foot shot, 40 feet,
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yeah. Five, 10/15/20.
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Feet. Oh man, just under. 40 feet, so
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your first shot goes wide and sticks into a pillar in the
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corner of the room. Fine, I step.
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I step 10 feet into the room. Take my second shot. 23 yes,
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that is a good shot. Nice.
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You hit this guy in the side. Fuck.
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Oh, you've got back up. That's bullshit.
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Oh yeah, you didn't see us waving from the doorway.
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I. Saw the little one.
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Hey, fuck you, I'm small but mighty.
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Says this with all the egg crumbs falling off his face.
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Shut the fuck up. Do you do anything else, Iona?
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No, no, that's it. You are standing next to a
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fridge. Can I look in the fridge?
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Free action Open the door. Yeah.
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You can. What's in the fridge?
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There is a full ice tray, a picture of what looks like to be
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water, and a six pack of boost with one missing and some dish
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soap. In the fridge.
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Hey, man. It's just a thing people do.
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Chill dish soap and you can just see Iona opening the door to
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their right and just being like, what is in here?
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I don't shut it. OK, so there's now a cool breeze
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coming from your left hand side. See.
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That episode of SpongeBob. But it also means that no one
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can shoot VV because the door is in the way.
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Nice. Thanks for the cover, Iona.
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Wouldn't it also be blocking Iona too?
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It opens on the left left hand side.
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Oh, I thought it was the right side.
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OK, that's bad. Fung Shui Madoka.
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It is. It is back.
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I'm sure you're correct. And on the other side of the
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building, Jeb sees that there's a the ads have started in the
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room that he's in on the television, and the ads are
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always louder than the main program.
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So Jeb is going to make his way around the whirly bird behind
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behind the two couches where the Maelstrom thugs are hanging out,
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and he's going to place one revolver pointed at the guy on
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the left, and the other one, he's going to tap the right
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revolver on the head of the Maelstrom thug.
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Excuse me? What was that?
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I imagine he turns around and sees that there's a gun.
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Oh fuck. You have a gun to my head.
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Yeah. So if you don't mind, if you can
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go ahead and just open that that big metal gate so that I could
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take this this here whirly bird out of here, that'd be great.
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So if you could just go ahead and open that up.
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I'll I'll get out of your hair. Won't have to put a bull in your
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head. He draws a gun on you.
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But he attempts to draw a gun on me, but I see that he goes for
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it. I'm going to blast on the face.
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Don't you fucking? Pulls out a gun and you shoot 22
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point blank. Yes that is enough. 15 damage in
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total. Blow through his armour and you
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have another shot. What do you do with it?
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I'm. Going to give him a chance now.
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Everyone calm the fuck down, I won't have to kill you.
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The other guy reaches for his gun.
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God damn it, bang. Offer it 28 yes.
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You cause a fairly decent amount.
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It's a low damage role, but it's still pretty good.
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Not bad. You've damaged both of these
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guys in this. Case listen you know I asked you
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nicely I didn't I didn't want to shoot you, but I I will if you
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keep acting like fools and you don't help me just try to open
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this gate I mean come on all right I can't imagine y'all know
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how to fly that thing do you it's.
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Not about flying it, it's about selling it you piece of shit.
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Meanwhile, on the other side of the building, Vivi's now facing
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an open fridge door. I think I would like to move in
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closer and use the fridge door as cover and try to shoot.
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I know it's still quite far away, but I'll give it a shot.
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That's. Funny.
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Hey. You'll give it a shot.
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That's funny. VV.
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That's really good. I try.
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I plow to the San Rue. Hello Cutie Ultra K.
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Assault pistol it. Will.
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OK, so I roll to kill. Rule 19 Who are you shooting the
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leader? Yeah.
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You know, I think the leader looks like he's he's closer, so
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he's going to get shot. Yeah.
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He gets, he gets shot. Oh, wait, 19?
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How far are you one? Is it not quite?
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That's 35. You are one short on that first
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shot. The bullet goes wide.
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Perhaps I add some luck to this next roll.
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Perhaps you do? So let's add three luck points.
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Damn. OK, well shit.
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You know, I'm going to use my inspiration.
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There we. Go.
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There it is. That's a good shot that's got
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good damage too, all right? You don't even have to move.
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You've rolled high enough. The bullet flies across the room
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and hits the guy right in the side.
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Are you using your armour piercing bullets or regular?
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I would like to use my armour piercing.
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Yes, good, excellent. So that's he goes underneath
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half elf. You hear one of his ribs crack
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and he slumps against the coffee table in this room.
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God has a paramedic DV13 to fix bullshit.
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It's a high DV. No, it's not.
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Says the says the experienced Med tech.
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Yeah, you say that to to A to a fresh Med tech.
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Yeah, that's a, that's a rough one.
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I got to tell you. That's a high DV to to repair to
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to fix you up. So sorry buddy.
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Oh no, you look like a medical professional.
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That's probably true. I never should have dealt with
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the IRS. It's just complications after
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complications. Never deal with the IRS.
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In the other room, the maelstrom that was watching the TV has now
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turned around on the sofa and is facing Jeb.
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He pulls out to this gun that he has in his pocket and he shoots
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at you, rolling in 18. Jeb, you're about to make this
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guy really upset because you're going to attempt to dodge that
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beaten 18. Yeah.
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Evasion. Oh crit fail you get hit for 11
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damage. Yeah.
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Oh Jesus. Well, well, isn't that a close
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one? Now, once again, I'm asking you
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nicely. Open the door.
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This has a rate of fire of two. Get fucked.
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Shoot you again? No shit Dodger 13, You easily
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dodged the second bullet and his eyes go wide.
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He misses. Well, now you're going to try
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that a third time. No, it's only going to rain at
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5/2. Yeah, listen, I've been secretly
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taking notes when the rest of the team has been saying bad ass
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things. I've been taking notes and
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trying them myself. And I really, I learned that
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it's all about the delivery, you know?
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And so I'm going to ask you a third time.
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Or is the back of your head going to see sunlight now?
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All right, motherfucker, you think crap rib hurts, wait until
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you get some of this shit right pop up.
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One at the leader and then one at the guy to the north.
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Does Vendel move? No.
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OK, I'm going to shoot the leader with 17.
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Shit, my first shot misses. Fine, I step closer.
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So Bendel steps closer and takes another shot at the leader or
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the side guy. The leader.
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All right, rolling a 22 smacks him beautifully in the side, but
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only causes full damage by blading the rumble.
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You see, you are all the hot shots that you oh fuck that you
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say you are on my rib. We're just getting lazy today.
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We don't want to get anywhere near you.
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You, you, you look like you smell bad.
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It's just the egg sandwich that motherfucker gave me.
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And he shoots Vendo, does he? No, because Rob 12 missed
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terribly. Oh, does he misses again?
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Because apparently Ghoul has nothing in handgun.
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Look at that. Yeah, misses twice.
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Fuck that, that was the end of my turn.
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Shit, I can't really go very far.
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So he tries to move back, but unfortunately he gained.
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He moves back a little bit and takes another a bit of damage as
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he tries to get behind the coffee table.
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Because every time he tries to move more than four yards, he
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resuffers the critical injury and takes the bonus damage 35
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yards. Nice.
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He did not know that, so now he will not move again.
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I shouldn't have moved, that really hurt.
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The maelstrom behind the coffee table after seeing Bendel attack
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shoots Bendel. Take that.
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On a dodge. Bendel easily dodges the bullet.
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Ha ha, no Dick. Take that.
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And Bendel dodges but also notices halfway through the
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dodge that they missed, so instead does kind of a pirouette
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and then finger guns. Get fucked.
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Jeb, you've got this gun pointed at the back of this guy's head,
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and he takes a step forward and turns around and then tries to
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shoot. You.
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Yeah, she had. Beat A10?
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Yeah, that's 24. That's a very good hit that you
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did there. Very good.
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You dodged the bullet and he swings his light melee weapon at
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you. All right, He rolls a 14.
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Roll evasion and beat a 14. Otherwise you get hit with this
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extremely high damage 19 you miss but he hits the the sofa
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and causes a big dent to the value of 1 HP damage.
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Oh fuck, my favorite scene and. It's retro's turn.
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OK, Retro is going to move to the vending machine as he gets
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to about here, he's going to take a shot at this Maelstrom
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guy with his shotgun, which is. Oh, crit fail you miss.
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You smack the vending machine. The vending machine fills with
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safety foam and it acids everything inside all.
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Right. And then he runs over to the
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side of the vending machine. Fuck, what is going on with me
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today? Oh, Iona's going to shoot the
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leader. No, not me.
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Yes, you. Oh, sorry, I do take a step
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forward. I take 2 steps forward.
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You roll the 22 to hit him for 9 damage and.
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You take it? How?
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How about again? Would you like it again?
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No, don't go. Yeah, 20.
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Holy shit you caused 16 damage your old crit damage.
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He turns to you it. Explodes, that's why.
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Yeah, you did crazy damage on that.
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He only had eight health left and in this last moment you are
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a you are 100% sure as the bullet leaves your gun as it
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passes through his jaw and then comes out of his eye socket.
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He hauls to the ground, dead, and blood pours all over the
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floor. The blood is so visceral as it
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squirts across the room that Jeb can smell it in the other room.
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Wait a minute. And you watch this sack of flesh
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fall to the ground, dead. Nice shot, Iona.
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Thank you. You two stop fighting us.
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Period. That's it.
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Roll for it. Oh my God.
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Oh. That's.
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Good, he hates us today. Lots of critical fails.
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You want you want, you want me to stop.
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Yeah, stop fighting. You want me to?
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Do you want me to? Stop to stop fighting, yes.
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Well, it's hard to take you. Seriously, when you've got that
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blood stain on your lapel. Fidel, do do you have any of the
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wipes? I I don't have any of the wipes,
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you roll a crit fail. Oh, no.
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Oh, that's all right. That's all right.
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Iona's not intimidating enough as you do show a little bit of
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panic to this blood. Jeb.
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You're still alone with two guys who don't know the fight is
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over. Yeah, well, they're about.
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I mean, I, I think I did AI want to do a, a a intimidation role
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here. Sure.
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Technique, no. Performance, No.
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OK, so it's just persuasion. Yeah.
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It's persuasion, yes, but more intense, yeah. 17.
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This was a stop fighting me, I don't want to kill you.
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Open up the the doors please. I imagine I get some sort of
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bonus for shooting them multiple times.
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Yes you do. It's like Pokémon where the
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closer they are to the death, they uh, the more.
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Yes. Uh, so I'm gonna say this has a
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-, 2 to this room. Guy.
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Doesn't matter, they rolled a crit success.
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I don't give a fuck about you, you piece of shit.
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And he shoots you if it was his turn, because it is your turn.
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So you fail that. If you want to do something else
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with your turn, you can. I imagine that this this one
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mouths off and so I'm going to try to kill him and then see if
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the other one wants to cooperate.
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Done. Do it.
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Crit fail, your gun shoots wide and you miss.
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Now that's a warning shot. Are you sure?
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I don't have the time. Bang again.
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No. Two crit fails and you miss
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again. Wait, it doesn't seem like
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you're as intimidating as you think you are, motherfucker.
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I'm back in the other room, VV. Look, there's any hill fit being
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playing? I don't.
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I don't think they made it clear enough that you should stop
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fighting right now, so I want you to put your weapons down or
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we're going to blow this place up.
25:40
All right, Phoebe. God damn.
25:44
OK, I. Just Phoebe, you we can't just
25:49
blow things up. We're.
25:51
Again, you. You have to.
25:52
You have to, you have to do it, she says.
25:56
Don't do it again. You have no idea.
25:59
We're capable of the. Crazy doctor loves.
26:02
Blowing things up. That's right.
26:04
What Iona said. I say I'm all on board for this
26:07
plan. Let's just blow this place up
26:09
and just be done with it. Yeah, the TV guys into it too.
26:12
We're intimidating. Roll for it.
26:13
These toys are no longer fun to play with, they'd rather just
26:16
destroy them and be done with it.
26:17
Damn it, Eleven. Well, it's depending on what
26:20
they roll. Could have been better.
26:22
It could have, but it also could have been worse.
26:26
Oh my God, did. I just roll another crit holy.
26:29
Shit and. They don't take.
26:33
No, you're not going to get us. We're fucking kidding out to
26:36
shit one guy down doesn't mean that we're down Dick.
26:40
Fine, I'm going to shoot them. All right.
26:44
Do you step forward and shoot them or do you just?
26:46
I mean, I'm behind my little refrigerator, which is nice.
26:50
You could. You could move back.
26:52
Yeah, you know, I'll step forward and shoot.
26:56
Oh, that's a clean 20. Nice.
26:59
Causing 9 damage to this guy. You blade his armor.
27:03
You're using armor piercing, aren't you?
27:05
You blade his armor. Yes, I am.
27:07
Yeah, you are. And he goes under half health.
27:09
Great, I'm going to shoot him again. 22 nice causing 14 damage
27:16
this time. This guy is very worse for wear
27:19
and as he falls there's a cup on the table that sticks into his
27:23
side and as it falls down you can see that there was a fork
27:26
left in the cup that's now stuck into his side.
27:29
Oh fuck. Oh, foreign object is the
27:32
weirdest of critical injuries. Ow.
27:35
And I will step back toward my little safe spot behind my
27:39
fridge door. Jeff, the scabbard that's in the
27:43
room with you, he pulls out his gun and he shoots you.
27:47
He can try. Dodger 1318 Yes, he shoots you
27:52
again. Dodger 14 you dodge again.
27:55
Well done. Fuck Liz, we can do this all
27:58
day. Now I'm just envisioning Chavez
28:01
in one of those like action movie scenes where you have guys
28:04
just shooting randomly everywhere.
28:06
Yeah, essentially. Just able to like run quickly
28:09
behind spots. Yeah, just dodging bullets and
28:12
as Vendel, Vendel moves towards the.
28:15
Vendel is going to charge the scaver next to the vending
28:19
machine with I'm going to charge.
28:21
This guy next to the vending machine?
28:22
Yeah. Sword out.
28:25
Take sword Dick. 14 Yeah, that should didn't theory it should
28:31
do Mr. roll evasion. No.
28:34
First first swing misses. Fuck, take that.
28:40
Yeah. The sword goes straight into
28:42
this guy's chest. The damage on that last slash
28:44
was rubbish anyway. Take 15, bitch.
28:49
And does a serious amount of damage to this fucking asshole
28:54
scaver here in this room and you watch him bleed around his
28:59
wound. Yeah, that's right.
29:02
And Vendel pushes the sword up against this guy and pushes him
29:05
against the wall, securing him against the wall and making
29:10
Vendel their only possible target.
29:13
You that if the nurse hadn't got behind that fucking bridge, the.
29:19
The the nurse. I was One more person calls me a
29:25
nurse. I'm going to lose it.
29:30
Your your, your little your little line you said there.
29:33
Vivi apparently was very intimidating because he fucking
29:36
misses Iona and then he rolls a crit success and hits Iona for
29:41
seven damage. My little.
29:44
Pearl just just ruining your outfit just a little bit -1 to
29:48
your. Wardrobe.
29:49
Wardrobe. Yeah.
29:51
I got one. Jeb, a guy in the other room, he
29:54
tries to shoot you. Dodger 13.
29:56
Hey, yay, yay. You dodge it handily, fuck.
29:59
He shoots you again, Dodge it 15.
30:01
You dodge it handily. Fuck.
30:05
Nah. I mean, listen, I already said
30:07
my thing, and that was the I I could keep.
30:10
I could just keep jumping. Jumping around so hard to hit me
30:14
when I'm jump. Jumping around like this now and
30:16
I'm just moving. You never know where I'm gonna
30:17
be. Jump around, jump around.
30:20
Jump up, jump up and get. Down.
30:22
That's right. OK, I have an idea and I want to
30:26
argue my point with the DM. True, I would like to use my
30:30
movement to bull rush the vending machine that I'm right
30:35
next to and potentially tip it over on top of the maelstrom
30:39
guy. Dude, yes, do it.
30:41
OK, so yeah, I'll just do that. What do you need me to roll for
30:44
that? You can either use brawling or
30:46
if you want to you can use one of your weapons as leverage if
30:49
you crit fail and that it does break.
30:51
Now is that count as a an attack action or a free action?
30:55
No, this is your only action. If you push this vending machine
30:58
on this guy, it is heavy and full of acid.
30:59
It will kill him. Oh, then yeah, OK, now I'm going
31:03
to use my inspiration for that. That's crit fail man for all 28
31:14
2018. Not.
31:15
Enough this maelstrom gets crushed by a fucking vending
31:19
machine that is slowly leaking product acid which is the
31:23
product that they release into the machine when the machine
31:26
destroys everything inside and this guy starts to watch his
31:30
like flesh and bits of his mechanics like rake and snap as
31:35
his cyberwear starts to split under the weight of this vending
31:39
machine as it falls over. Oh fuck.
31:42
Bendale takes a slight step backwards.
31:44
Oh. That looks really spicy, you
31:46
guys going to give up now? Yeah.
31:47
Are you going to give up now? It's Iona's turn.
31:50
I'll shoot the last scaver you're.
31:52
Not going to try and give him some to give up.
31:54
Yeah, fucking fucker. Wait, wait.
31:57
No, Earlier you were going to, you were going to give us a
31:59
chop. It's too late.
32:00
In the middle of his sentence, it is too late.
32:02
Yes, Phoebe, you are correct for a 20, you hit this guy for 12
32:06
damage and it's done. This guy's out because that's
32:09
literally he has five. You're using armor piercing
32:12
bullets. He has five armor and seven
32:15
health. He's out.
32:15
That guy is dead. He falls to the ground.
32:18
So now all of the people in this room are dead and you hear Jeb
32:22
radios you from the other room as these two guys are shooting
32:26
him and missing him. I suppose we're done here.
32:29
We should probably help Jeb. Where?
32:31
Where is he? Where, Where is Jeb?
32:34
But he said he was in the fence. He said oh, don't.
32:36
Worry. He's jumping around.
32:38
Back, back, back, back. Whoa, whoa.
32:40
There's those one You. You always tell me that time.
32:42
Well, I'll be jumping around in the other room.
32:45
Come on. Anytime.
32:46
Whoa. Oh, we, we, we should go and we
32:49
should go and help Jeb. We should.
32:51
That was gunfire. That's bad.
32:53
Yeah, we should. One second though, and I'm going
32:56
to walk over to the leader real quick and I'm going to wipe my
32:59
boot off on him and then the. Poo boot.
33:03
Yeah, nice. You wipe shit on this guy.
33:05
Roll perception. You wipe poop on this guy and in
33:08
his top pocket you see his door key card.
33:10
Oh, looks usable. Let's go over to this door, open
33:18
sesame, and I'm done work. You swipe the card on the door
33:20
and it unlocks. Oh, there you go.
33:22
As you step into the room, Jeb is in a standoff fight.
33:26
Now he's in a kind of Mexican standoff with these two
33:28
Maelstrom guys. No, retro might not.
33:31
As if you were to stop by. Whoa.
33:34
That was a. Close one there.
33:35
Listen once again, if you could just go ahead and open these
33:39
doors, that'd be great. Then if you do it, then I won't
33:44
have to kill you. See Retro, my my buddy over
33:47
there, he could do it if we need him.
33:49
You know if we need to if y'all are dead.
33:51
But I, you know, I don't, I don't have to kill you.
33:55
Jeb, it is your turn. Well, I say and do a social.
34:02
I'm just saying that if you don't do it, Retro's going to do
34:05
it. And if he does it well, well,
34:08
then I'm just going to have to shoot you and I won't miss this
34:10
time. They rolled a nine and an 8
34:13
respectively. I mean the corpus got blood on
34:17
them which means the boss dead. Tell you what.
34:20
Take one shot, take, take another shot at me.
34:23
And if I, if I dodge it, then you, you gotta, you gotta open
34:27
the doors for us. And if you hit me, well, well,
34:30
then you hit me. What?
34:32
Really. Yeah, yeah, one last time.
34:34
And he looks at this guy, looks at your retro.
34:36
Is he serious? If you suit him, I'll suit you.
34:40
Oh. Well, I'm not gonna shoot him
34:42
there 'cause that guy's got a big ass gun.
34:44
All right, well, I guess you're gonna have to open the door
34:46
then, OK? Well, I don't know your code to
34:52
the door. It's a password, our boss knows
34:55
it. You could just ask him.
34:56
He didn't write it down or anything, he just remembered.
34:58
It he's alive, right? God damn it and I shoot him.
35:04
Wow, holy shit, that's a crit 30.
35:07
Yeah, you shoot this first guy and he fucking dies.
35:10
After that statement he made, you just fucking kill him.
35:13
He dies, the other guy gets shot for a $23 crit fail on damage.
35:18
Fuck. OK, shit.
35:19
I look. I don't know that it's not a
35:21
very good computer. You could probably just hack.
35:24
Wait, can I just fucking go? Jesus, Yeah, get the hell out of
35:27
here. All right?
35:28
Drop your weapon and get the hair out of here.
35:30
He drops his incredibly shit medium pistol and runs out of
35:33
the room and combat is over. Well, I mean do your thing.
35:45
Fine, let me go and check the computer.
35:50
Retro belligerently goes over the computer as he passes this
35:53
helicopter. Retro, are you OK?
35:57
Yeah, I'm fine. Why?
36:00
You've been extremely melancholy.
36:05
Or like that's not the word just.
36:08
Apathetic. And apathetic, yes.
36:13
And. And I'm just doing a a check in.
36:18
Well doc, do I seem to have any like physical symptoms or
36:27
anything like so? Oh, now this is one of those
36:30
again, isn't it? You I'm asking.
36:35
Physical symptoms. I'm no you, everything looks
36:39
fine. Do you want me to do a more
36:41
thorough check of your vitals? No, I mean, I'm fine.
36:46
I mean, I'm not, you know, I'm, I'm kind of hurt a little bit
36:49
from getting shot or not shot. I got hit with that medium melee
36:54
weapon. But you know, just.
36:58
Yeah, OK, let's, let's try to open this thing.
37:05
I'm sure there are things probably like Maelstrom rules or
37:08
something like that. Electronic security tech.
37:12
His name was Ghoul and the password was his name.
37:14
Backwards and you can now push the button to open the door.
37:21
Folks, there are there's going to be another fight, so reload
37:25
your guns, get in position and get ready.
37:29
I mean, we don't have to fight. We could intimidate them with
37:32
the dead bodies. I mean, I tried that with these
37:34
guys. So well, last time.
37:36
Yeah, but now we have more dead bodies.
37:38
That's fire. Well.
37:40
I suppose we can. Maybe I have an idea.
37:43
It's a bit morbid, but we couldn't, you know, lean the
37:47
dead bodies up against the the door so that when the door opens
37:52
they just fall in and splat. You know, and Dell's dragged two
37:56
of these bodies in here. I couldn't get the guy who was
37:58
under the vending machine. He was also covered in acid, so
38:01
like this. But seems like the best course
38:04
of action. If you think I'm touching one of
38:05
these dead bodies, you are wrong.
38:08
Hey, Jeb, did you kill this guy under the helicopter?
38:11
Oh yeah, I did. I did.
38:13
With a rolling pimp. Rat.
38:15
Yep. Yep.
38:16
Hey, you got any grenades of? Course.
38:18
Can I borrow some how? How many you got?
38:20
What kind you want you want? Let's take a look here.
38:26
A basic a smoke or a smart grenade?
38:28
Give me a Give me a 2 basics. All right, two.
38:32
I mean those are the only. I only got 2 basics so here you
38:35
go, you got the. Rest of them, I'm going to take
38:37
the two basics. I'm assuming there's a bunch of
38:39
tools around here as well, yeah. Yeah, it's.
38:43
So I'm also going to take that. I'm going to take the body
38:45
that's on the rolling punch, move it over to the door, take
38:49
the two grenades using some of my scrap, which is duct tape to
38:53
duct tape to the body as well as several other tools as well to
38:56
create a extra shrapnel. And then take some more of my
39:01
scrap to which is string to go around.
39:04
The spoons of the grenades, Jeb, are they more towards the like
39:11
upper lower Where? Where are most of them at?
39:14
I believe they were mostly on the Solon wall.
39:17
OK, I'm going to move it down here to the southern wall and
39:21
then ask, hey, will someone go ahead and hit the the button for
39:26
the the doors? Just hit it once and then when I
39:28
tell you, hit it again. I'll go hit the button.
39:33
All right, VV, you head up to the computer, away from the
39:36
bottom side of this room. Retro, you're behind this body
39:39
now, ready to push it along all. Right, hit the button.
39:43
OK. And it opens.
39:45
This huge metal door opens. I push it in about 10.
39:49
I push it in, as soon as I do I say hit the button back to VV.
39:53
OK. And as soon as they do for the
39:55
door to close back, I yank on the screen as soon as it gets
39:59
close by to them or. Before the door closes.
40:02
So you're opening the door, throwing a body with grenades on
40:06
it, and then shutting the door. Yeah.
40:09
Amazing, that's. Amazing.
40:11
That's fucking dope. And that causes two grenades, so
40:14
that's ten D6 damage. Does it get any more because I
40:17
strapped a bunch of extra tools around for shrapnel?
40:20
Yeah, I'll say you get +5 on top.
40:23
Yeah. Hell yeah.
40:26
Oh, great damage. That's very good.
40:27
That's 45 damage. Then he got 30 health.
40:33
Jesus Christ, it's so much. Damage there.
40:36
Is just right up on him. You can hear you can hear the
40:40
blood and guts splatter against the wall he as this dull thud
40:45
happen in the other room. You have scorched that corner,
40:49
probably ruined a lot of things in the locker, but there are no
40:52
alive maelstrom here and even the combat you didn't have is
40:57
over. Maybe you want to hit the door
40:59
again for me. Yeah, yeah, I can retro.
41:05
Oh, cool, they're all done. Well, I guess we can just get
41:07
out of here now then, yeah? I don't.
41:11
Know what's what going on Retro, but whatever it is.
41:19
That was right. That's my that's usually my
41:23
alarm to to smoke another joint. I don't have any though.
41:27
We got we got to get you some weed.
41:30
Yeah, I'll just come and open this door now.
41:33
The the panel on the inside of the garage is just a button that
41:36
opens and closes the door. There's no security, it's not
41:38
locked, but the panel can only be open from the inside or with
41:41
the remote clicker that Google had.
41:44
Oh, we can just hear. It from the inside, yeah.
41:46
Yeah, exactly. And it opens up.
41:48
So how are we getting this out of here?
41:51
It's still got the little drivable thing with it.
41:54
You're not going to check the bodies for stuff.
41:56
Or. I don't care.
42:01
I'm curious what's on the bodies.
42:03
All right, Phoebe. Roll Perception 16.
42:10
Yes you are seeing a few of the bodies.
42:12
You find about 70 eddies in general and a bag of weed.
42:18
I think I have found gold retro. Yeah.
42:27
You have done amazing getting rid of all of these people and I
42:34
want you to know I appreciate you.
42:37
Oh, thank you. And I hand him.
42:40
My hands have the weed. You said I shouldn't smoke this
42:46
though. You said it's bad and it's
42:47
addictive. I mean, yes it can be, but like
42:51
I said, it also has some good medicinal things.
42:57
Is this like doctor's orders? Yeah, I think.
43:02
I think it's doctor's orders. Next time on no latency.
43:24
I am a learned doctor. Why does this weed have
43:28
branches? So are we going to get this
43:31
whirly bird out of here or? Yeah, yeah.
43:34
Are we driving it out of here? Are we flying it out of here?
43:36
Why are you flying? I have a flying mod.
43:38
Hey, you just took a fat rip of that, Jay.
43:41
I didn't know we had so many pilots.
43:43
Maybe we should invest in a helicopter to fly around Night
43:46
City. Get on the radio, tell them that
43:48
we're about to race. All right, VV, Are you ready for
43:51
this? I think so.
43:52
Hold down to what I should probably put on a seat belt.
43:56
It's not really my style. Oh.
43:59
OK. And.
44:01
Going to like fancy events, pretending where people were
44:04
not. Well, I'll be the face.
44:07
I'll be the face and you can you can do it.
44:09
We did we say that the doctor AKA me.
44:12
No, no, no, that's no, not, not this time.
44:14
You are you. You are you.
44:15
Look at me. Look at me in the eyes.
44:44
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