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Comedy Roulette, Vacation Days, Old Phrases, VM Single Mothers, Endocrine System Issues and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: At all at all, given them.
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  Speaker 4: Black the million busy.
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  Speaker 5: Listening to show.
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  Speaker 6: I don't joy, ye.
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  Speaker 7: Joy, they have shot.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta do that.
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  Speaker 7: You turn, You're gonna turn. I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I got to turn the mouse.
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  Speaker 8: To turn.
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  Speaker 5: You probably got to turn the mouth, the turn out
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  Speaker 5: the water. Then a gap come come out.
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  Speaker 9: You'll think, ah huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 10: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 10: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 10: radio show. Okay, here we go today, folks. This is
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  Speaker 10: a good one because today I want to share with
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  Speaker 10: you something that affects every living soul, and that one
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  Speaker 10: thing is your attitude.
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  Speaker 2: This affects everyone. It is your attitude. You know.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know if anyone's ever told you, but I
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  Speaker 10: mean many of you who listen and know this, But
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  Speaker 10: there are a lot of people who don't understand a
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  Speaker 10: positive attitude can bring about a change. A positive attitude
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  Speaker 10: can bring about a change. Well, now here we go
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  Speaker 10: with the nay says, well, Steve, what you mean if
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  Speaker 10: I'm just positive being chain of my mama gone? What
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  Speaker 10: me being positive got to do with that? Okay, Now
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  Speaker 10: listen to me carefully. A positive attitude can bring about change. Well, okay, Steve,
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  Speaker 10: I hear you saying that, But they done fired me.
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  Speaker 10: So now what does my having a positive attitude have
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  Speaker 10: to do with the fact that they fired me? Well,
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  Speaker 10: one more time, A positive attitude can bring about change. Well, Steve,
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  Speaker 10: I set up in here and gave eight nine, twelve
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  Speaker 10: years of my life to this man and he just
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  Speaker 10: he cheated on me and walked out. Now what does
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  Speaker 10: me being positive have to do with him cheating on me?
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  Speaker 10: How that's gonna change that? Okay, here we go again.
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  Speaker 10: A positive attitude can bring about change. Now listen to
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  Speaker 10: the whole thing. Now, the positive attitude and the change
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  Speaker 10: that can happen starts to start. It starts within you. See,
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  Speaker 10: life is ten percent of what happens, is ninety percent
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  Speaker 10: what you do about what happens. Okay, you gave twelve
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  Speaker 10: years of your life to this man. He cheated and
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  Speaker 10: left you holding the bag, the kids and everything. Now
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  Speaker 10: what does being positive have to do with changing that?
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  Speaker 10: Or they came in and they fired you, You lost
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  Speaker 10: your job, that you was a stellar performer, at But now,
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  Speaker 10: how does you have a positive attitude?
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  Speaker 2: How does that change things for you? So far?
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  Speaker 10: You can use any example. Here's what happens when you
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  Speaker 10: have a positive attitude. What it produces within you is
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  Speaker 10: a positive approach to life. And when you have a
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  Speaker 10: positive attitude and a positive approach to life, it causes
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  Speaker 10: you to be optimistic, to have a positive out look,
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  Speaker 10: to expect things to eventually turn around and turn into
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  Speaker 10: a positive That's very important because as the law of
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  Speaker 10: attraction comes into play, if you think positive thoughts, you
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  Speaker 10: attract positive things.
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  Speaker 2: If you think.
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  Speaker 10: Evil thoughts, you attract evil to you. You know, if
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  Speaker 10: you want for nothing, then nothing comes your way. If
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  Speaker 10: you want for positive attitude, if you want for positive results,
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  Speaker 10: if you want for a great outcome, that's what you
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  Speaker 10: attract to you. The change will begin within you. So
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  Speaker 10: let's take the man that walked out your life and
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  Speaker 10: left you hold in the bag. Here's a positive attitude. Okay,
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  Speaker 10: two things have happened that's positive.
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  Speaker 11: Here.
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  Speaker 2: Number one, you've rided.
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  Speaker 10: Yourself of someone who is obviously going to be, if
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  Speaker 10: not already been, toxic in your life, cause you many
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  Speaker 10: restless nights, a lot of uncomfortable, feelings of uneasiness, not
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  Speaker 10: sure insecurity. You've been going through it with this person,
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  Speaker 10: whoever they are. Number One, that person has been released
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  Speaker 10: from your life. Number Two, it allows you now to
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  Speaker 10: have the someone who will treat you just the way
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  Speaker 10: you want.
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  Speaker 2: To be treated.
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  Speaker 10: That's the positive outlook, that's the optimistic way. That's when
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  Speaker 10: you're a positive person. You see the positive in things
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  Speaker 10: that happen to you, instead of burying yourself under the
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  Speaker 10: what's wrong with it?
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  Speaker 2: A old woe is me?
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  Speaker 10: Now concept see a positive attitude. When they came in
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  Speaker 10: there and they fired you and let you go, could
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  Speaker 10: this not have been just the opening you needed to
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  Speaker 10: finally start on a new career path that you've been
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  Speaker 10: talking about doing anyway, Could it possibly be a brand
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  Speaker 10: new chance for you to get the dream job or
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  Speaker 10: dream career of your choice. Could it not possibly be
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  Speaker 10: the perfect opportunity now for you to finally finally do
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  Speaker 10: something about that gift, about that talent that God gave you,
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  Speaker 10: that thing that you love to do. Could it not
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  Speaker 10: be the perfect time for you to pursue that? But
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  Speaker 10: if you don't have a positive attitude, then you lay there. Oh,
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  Speaker 10: they finish come get in my house. Oh what I'm
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  Speaker 10: gonna do now? Oh, this unemployment ain't enough. Oh Lord,
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  Speaker 10: when this unemployment run out, what am I gonna do?
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  Speaker 10: Then I won't have nothing? And you old woe is
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  Speaker 10: me until you become old woe is me. But if
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  Speaker 10: you take it from the positive approach, some amazing things
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  Speaker 10: can happen in your life. I will tell you on
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  Speaker 10: a personal note that some of the most some of
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  Speaker 10: the best changes, some of the biggest moments in my
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  Speaker 10: life came after a loss. So I don't want to
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  Speaker 10: go down the list, but boy, I could tell you.
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  Speaker 10: Let me let me tell you something. When they didn't
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  Speaker 10: want me on the radio anymore in La, well they
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  Speaker 10: didn't when they were it was sick of the way
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  Speaker 10: I did radio out there, and they wanted me gone.
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  Speaker 10: And two thousand and five, when did when? When my
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  Speaker 10: deal was done with the beat out in La? Okay,
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  Speaker 10: look what happened though? Yeah, I was gone in May.
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  Speaker 10: But in September nineteenth I started to Steve Harvey Radio
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  Speaker 10: Network with four cities.
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  Speaker 9: You see.
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  Speaker 2: But I didn't go old woe was me?
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  Speaker 10: I said, Oh, okay, God must have something else from
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  Speaker 10: it in because if he didn't remove me from this,
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  Speaker 10: That must be something else. Same thing can happen when
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  Speaker 10: you lose and you break up in a relationship. Same
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  Speaker 10: thing can happen to you. You never know the one
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  Speaker 10: God God for you. Now Here you go, Here you
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  Speaker 10: go again. Now you get put into a situation where
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  Speaker 10: somebody treat you just the way you want to be treated,
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  Speaker 10: provide you the whole lot of aspects of your life
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  Speaker 10: you knew nothing about prior to that.
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  Speaker 2: But you gotta stay positive.
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  Speaker 10: If you stay positive, that positive attitude, that optimistic outlook,
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  Speaker 10: that that that always thinking God got me no matter
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  Speaker 10: what happened to me, some amazing things that's gonna will
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  Speaker 10: happen in your life.
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  Speaker 2: It's a fact. I don't know how it works that way.
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  Speaker 2: I just know that's what it is.
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  Speaker 10: Positive attitude is everything, y'all. So get off the old
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  Speaker 10: woe is Me negativity train because it ain't gonna take
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  Speaker 10: you nowhere but down and get get your outlook up.
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  Speaker 10: If you change your attitude, you change your altitude. Altitude
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  Speaker 10: is determined by your attitude. How high you go, how
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  Speaker 10: big you become, how far you go. It all depends
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  Speaker 10: on how you think. It all depends on what type
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  Speaker 10: of attitude you got. Ain't no, ain't no very very successful,
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  Speaker 10: super negative people. It just doesn't coincide the way if
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  Speaker 10: you see that something that happened to them along the way,
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  Speaker 10: and don't worry. You ain't gotta worry about it because
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  Speaker 10: you ain't gonna see him long because you can't stay
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  Speaker 10: up there like that.
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  Speaker 2: It's just too hard, all right. That's the conversation.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 10: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen. Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's
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  Speaker 10: gonna start like this.
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  Speaker 9: One two, one two three.
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  Speaker 2: I can turn a gray sky blue.
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  Speaker 9: Whenever I wanted.
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  Speaker 3: The castle.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a single grade of sun.
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  Speaker 10: I can make a ship sail on dry land. But
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  Speaker 10: my life is incomplete, and I'm so blue.
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  Speaker 2: Cause I.
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  Speaker 10: Can't get next can't get next to you, girl, I
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  Speaker 10: can't get next to you.
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  Speaker 2: Can fly like a bird in the sky. God boy,
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  Speaker 2: So I can hit that.
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  Speaker 12: That was for me.
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  Speaker 10: I already care how you felt that was for me?
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  Speaker 10: That boy some damn Yep, that was the truth, Dennis.
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  Speaker 10: It was my dude, I like David Ruffing, Yeah, what
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  Speaker 10: how could you not?
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  Speaker 9: What was bad?
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  Speaker 13: Boy?
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  Speaker 9: Now let me do it for you, Steve.
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  Speaker 4: I'm David ruffing indeed.
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  Speaker 8: That they wanted.
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  Speaker 1: He wanted to have his name up front to Diana.
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  Speaker 9: You know you nobody to come and see you what
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  Speaker 9: it was.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, good morning, Steve, Thanks for that one.
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  Speaker 9: I like that one real.
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  Speaker 1: You know how I feel about them tempts, baby, Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Julia Dinnis.
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  Speaker 4: It was always singing.
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  Speaker 9: Every damn.
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  Speaker 12: Wall.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, m no, boy, Ball of confused, nephew, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get it started up in the air.
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  Speaker 14: Destruction, tax deduction, city inspectors, bill collectors, mind, clothes in demand,
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  Speaker 14: population out of hand, suicide, too many bills, if it's
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  Speaker 14: moving to the hills.
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  Speaker 12: People all over the wall, shotting in the.
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  Speaker 2: Wall and played over. Boy, I memorized Ball of confusion.
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  Speaker 2: That was hut Man.
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  Speaker 12: For two four two vote for me, Now set you free,
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  Speaker 12: Wrap on brother, wrap on.
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  Speaker 2: Boy.
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  Speaker 10: Well, got a good show for y'all today. We all
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  Speaker 10: to a ready good start. Because I'm up, I'm ready,
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  Speaker 10: I'm reping. What do it do it today? I think
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  Speaker 10: I'm gonna go play golf this week somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Okaywhere what does that mean?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I had enough. I had people at my house at
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  Speaker 2: private jed out Man.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah you can.
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  Speaker 2: Showing him that he's gonna laying on the green watch't.
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  Speaker 1: What hole, temmy, what hole?
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  Speaker 15: He's gonna lay like right around the ninth hole just beside.
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  Speaker 9: If you want to go back and play.
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  Speaker 10: The back of that whole damn fairway up, you better
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  Speaker 10: they better stretch it out because four hundred yards ain't enough.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 1: hear from the nephews he runs that prank back right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening hard Morning show. It is time
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  Speaker 1: now to run that prank back with the nephew.
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  Speaker 9: What you got for his.
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  Speaker 16: Nepturely, that's right here? Is I left my ring? All right,
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  Speaker 16: let's go get doctor.
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  Speaker 17: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach all you or missus
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  Speaker 17: please all right, my name is doctor. I'm actually trying
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  Speaker 17: to reach your husband Clarence. Is he Is he available?
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  Speaker 16: College?
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  Speaker 17: Uh? Well, I'm actually the surgeon that actually did the
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  Speaker 17: procedure on removing his gallstones. Who how's he doing? As
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  Speaker 17: any complications as fun? Well, I'm more complication. Okay, Well listen,
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  Speaker 17: Uh there's a couple of little bit of things I
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  Speaker 17: want to discuss with you guys and see if we
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  Speaker 17: can maybe get them rectified. Is he around? Oh? Oh, well,
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  Speaker 17: I'm in actually, miss Actually, when we actually did the
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  Speaker 17: procedure on your on your husband and removing the gallstones,
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  Speaker 17: I will say that there's a bit of a mistake made,
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  Speaker 17: and I'm hoping that he can come back in so
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  Speaker 17: we can kind of get it rectified. You know, it'll
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  Speaker 17: be actually thirty minutes and he'll be in and out.
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  Speaker 17: But actually, when I removed the gallstones, and I'm very
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  Speaker 17: embarrassed to say this, I actually left my wedding ring
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  Speaker 17: inside your hustins. And I understand, man, I say, I
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  Speaker 17: actually left my wedding ring inside your husband when I
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  Speaker 17: actually removed the gall stones. And I'm hoping that he'll
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  Speaker 17: come back in so I can actually take it out
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  Speaker 17: and and and he'll be on his way.
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  Speaker 10: He's my bottle.
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  Speaker 17: Last boom, Hello, Hello, hello, mister, how you doing this?
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  Speaker 17: Is doctor? I actually did the surgery on you when
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  Speaker 17: you were came in and got your gol stones removed.
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  Speaker 17: Remember that, I will say this, Missus Clarence, I actually
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  Speaker 17: made a bit of a mistake when you were here,
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  Speaker 17: and and my apology. If I can actually get you
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  Speaker 17: to come back here, man, I can get you taken
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  Speaker 17: care of. But and this is just a big mistake
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  Speaker 17: on my part. But when you guys came in and
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  Speaker 17: I removed your stones, I actually left my wedding ring
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  Speaker 17: inside side of me. Yeah, yes, sir, you're red and ring.
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  Speaker 18: Sir.
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  Speaker 17: I know this is crazy, but yes, I have truly
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  Speaker 17: made a mistake and wanted to see if I can
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  Speaker 17: get this thing rectified and get this thing taken out.
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  Speaker 17: And I tell you, man, I've been without my ring
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  Speaker 17: and my wife is raising holy hell about it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 17: but you know something about it. We got a problem.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 17: I mean, I'm about to go back to work. I
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  Speaker 17: really can't be going back into the operating room for
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  Speaker 17: somebody to take a ring out of me that they left,
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  Speaker 17: that they left by mistake. You know what I'm saying. Okay,
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  Speaker 17: I mean, you know, I realized your wife might be upsetated.
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  Speaker 17: You need your ring. But at this point, that ring's
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  Speaker 17: gonna have to stay where it is for a while.
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  Speaker 19: So I can't, ironically can't.
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  Speaker 17: Allow with that ring to stay there another two or
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  Speaker 17: three days. I don't think you understand exactly what I'm
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  Speaker 17: going through. There's no way I can allow that well,
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  Speaker 17: that yeah, I got to go back to work. But
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  Speaker 17: you know something, I mean, you know, I mean, you
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  Speaker 17: know we're talking about a bad, bad, serious problem. You
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  Speaker 17: know we're talking about malpractice. I mean you know we're
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  Speaker 17: talking about me taking out more time and work when
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  Speaker 17: I'm ready to go back. I mean, you know we're
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  Speaker 17: talking lost all kinds of stuff here. We need to
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  Speaker 17: get together. Can you hear me that?
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  Speaker 13: No?
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  Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, Okay, my wife's a upset too. I mean,
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  Speaker 17: you know I can't get back on an operating tape.
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  Speaker 13: Cirt.
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  Speaker 17: This won't take the seconds is to actually for me
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  Speaker 17: to snip that thing and get that ring out of there.
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  Speaker 17: It won't take but a minute. I mean, you still
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  Speaker 17: have the same incisions there. I can go right back
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  Speaker 17: into where the same scar was and take that out
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  Speaker 17: and keep it moving on.
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  Speaker 19: Go back into the same and you're gonna operate again.
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  Speaker 19: If you cut me, Oh sure, I promise you, you
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  Speaker 19: won't even know I was there. I'll go in there
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  Speaker 19: and take that ring out just.
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  Speaker 17: That quick one.
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  Speaker 19: Okay, but let me ask you this.
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  Speaker 17: My wife. My wife is about to go crazy. I'm
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  Speaker 17: I'm pretty I'm a pretty good guy here, but I mean,
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  Speaker 17: you know, you got lefpar ring in me. I mean,
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  Speaker 17: you know, do you all have math practice in shirts?
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  Speaker 19: And sorry, we have plenty of insurance.
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  Speaker 17: You know. It's really more about what I'm going through
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  Speaker 17: at home. So I'm doing this, but yeah, yeah, pretty
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  Speaker 17: much here at this point. I mean, no one actually
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  Speaker 17: from the hospital actually knows that I'm actually calling you. Wow, right,
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  Speaker 17: you know, I mean that's a big, big problem. You
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  Speaker 17: said I'm about mail practic. Now I didn't say anything
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  Speaker 17: about mail practice. You guys actually said that. I didn't
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  Speaker 17: say anything. Okay, now let me oh my okay, hold
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  Speaker 17: on now dash hold on. Uh well, now let me
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  Speaker 17: ask you. This's here. Every time I've heard of somebody
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  Speaker 17: leaving something inside of somebody, you know, it usually end
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  Speaker 17: up being a situation where it sets up infections and stuff. Well,
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  Speaker 17: that's that's eighteen carre go. That's not gonna infect you
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  Speaker 17: at all. Yeah. I understand what you're saying. But good grief.
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  Speaker 17: I mean, I I just I mean, I didn't even
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  Speaker 17: want to do the first surgery, but I didn't have
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  Speaker 17: any choice. You know what, miss, I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 17: I tried to talk to you and be patient with
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  Speaker 17: you if I got to come over and put some.
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  Speaker 19: Core form up against your nose and.
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  Speaker 17: Knock you out in order to perform this procedure to
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  Speaker 17: get my ring. Then damn it, that's what I gotta do.
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  Speaker 19: Oh ho, hold on that.
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  Speaker 17: That what I'm supposed to be doing while you're doing that.
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  Speaker 20: You hear that what he said?
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  Speaker 17: Come on, you know I'm not gonna stand for these
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  Speaker 17: threats that you know that's your problem with your ring. Now.
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  Speaker 17: You know, up until now everything was cool. Now you
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  Speaker 17: got a big problem. I tell you, if it's this,
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  Speaker 17: I'm at home right now. You're at home with my ring.
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  Speaker 17: You got my ring? You can time getting right now?
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  Speaker 17: You right now?
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  Speaker 19: Okay, Now I don't I don't have a problem coming
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  Speaker 19: right over.
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  Speaker 17: There to get my ring because I want I need
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  Speaker 17: my ring back. Let's do it. Come on over. Don't know, man,
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  Speaker 17: we got something for you. Listen. I don't care what
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  Speaker 17: the both of you are doing. The bottom line injy
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  Speaker 17: that you have my ring. I got your ring.
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  Speaker 19: You just told me I had it.
• 19:25
  Speaker 17: Did it's inside of me. Well, I's gonna say, sir,
• 19:28
  Speaker 17: I'm not gonna continue to go back and forth with you.
• 19:30
  Speaker 17: You're not gonna continue to do anything because you come
• 19:32
  Speaker 17: over he I'm gonna take you out. You've already threatened
• 19:35
  Speaker 17: to come over here and put plural from them and
• 19:36
  Speaker 17: know knocking me out to go in the side of
• 19:38
  Speaker 17: my body to come over here. Doc, you got Pip.
• 19:41
  Speaker 17: I'll tell you what. I don't want any problems out
• 19:42
  Speaker 17: of your wife or out of you.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I read you.
• 19:45
  Speaker 17: That's only gonna take thirty minutes and everybody'll be happy
• 19:48
  Speaker 17: after that. You won't make a big car got prime down.
• 19:51
  Speaker 17: I understand everything you say. I got one more thing
• 19:53
  Speaker 17: I need to say to the both of you all.
• 19:54
  Speaker 17: Are you listening to me? I'm listening. It's burst listening. No,
• 19:57
  Speaker 17: I'm not really time ready to you. Well, here's the
• 20:00
  Speaker 17: last thing I need to say to you. This is
• 20:03
  Speaker 17: nephew Tommy from the Steve Alby Morning Show. Y'all just
• 20:06
  Speaker 17: got pranked by y'all. Niece teaches what I beat down here,
• 20:14
  Speaker 17: Nephew Timmy, nephew tell me that you This is me
• 20:18
  Speaker 17: man Tommy, nephew Talma. Yeah, I got your rank. I'm
• 20:27
  Speaker 17: a whole man. You're messing with my heart talking about
• 20:29
  Speaker 17: going back inside of my body. All right, let me
• 20:32
  Speaker 17: let me let me speak to miss Dart, whoa miss?
• 20:35
  Speaker 17: Does you all right? Hey, miss Dart? I got one
• 20:39
  Speaker 17: more thing? Now, what is the baddest radio show in
• 20:43
  Speaker 17: the land? Man ste Harvey lined show.
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show?
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Time Now for USK. The c l O Chief Love
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Officer Steve Harvey is in the building. This one CLO
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: is from Felicia and Phil. Felicia says, I'm twenty eight
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: years old and my father is only fifteen years older
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: than me, and that's a problem. My mother is the
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: same age as he, but she acts her age. My
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: father is everywhere I go dating women my age and
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: still getting in fights in the club. He's childish and ghetto,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: so I try to steer clear of him in public.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: He got arrested last week for public intoxication and I
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: went to pick him up from jail and he smelled
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: like weed. Is there any way to make him grow up?
• 21:34
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: That jail usually does it, jail Lisa ass woof and
• 21:42
  Speaker 10: things like this. So I don't really know that there's
• 21:47
  Speaker 10: anything that you can do, per se, because this is
• 21:50
  Speaker 10: some stuff that's lacking in him, and I don't think
• 21:53
  Speaker 10: that you can provide it for him. As a twenty
• 21:55
  Speaker 10: eight year old female. The only suggestion I have is
• 21:59
  Speaker 10: to go to him and have a heart to heart
• 22:01
  Speaker 10: and say, you're my dad. I love you, but you're
• 22:04
  Speaker 10: an embarrassment to me, and I wish you would be
• 22:07
  Speaker 10: act more like a father than try to act like
• 22:10
  Speaker 10: a peer. I don't want to see you in the club.
• 22:13
  Speaker 10: I don't want you embarrassing me. Would you focus on
• 22:17
  Speaker 10: being my father before you ruin our relationship? That's the
• 22:20
  Speaker 10: only thing I could say. You might contrive.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: All right, Celia, thank you?
• 22:25
  Speaker 9: Ooh all right.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Spears in New Orleans says, I'm in my mid thirties
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: and I'm balding early, so I need your advice. I'm
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: a fairly large man, and I wear a lot of
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: hats to hide my thinning hair. I'm not secure enough
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: in my looks to go ahead and cut off all
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: my hair. Steve, I know you, Tommy and Jay are
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: all bald, and you have nice shaped heads. If I
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: cut off my hair, I will look like mister potato head.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: What inspired you to go bald? How can I get
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: that kind of confidence?
• 22:57
  Speaker 10: Well, first of all, Spears, let me help you out
• 22:59
  Speaker 10: with So you're thirty, you're not comfortable with the way
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: you look and you got a little overweight. So now
• 23:10
  Speaker 10: use the big fat ball head ugly ass man?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Where does that say that?
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: In the Lord?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: It's in the letter and it's hitting. You have to
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: know how to do this.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Now, I'm fairly large, man, fairly large.
• 23:21
  Speaker 9: That's fat.
• 23:21
  Speaker 10: Ache When a man saying I'm fairly large, what we're
• 23:26
  Speaker 10: saying an interpretation for a man is my ass's fat.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: See I'm a fair.
• 23:32
  Speaker 10: There's nothing wrong with that. It's just how we are
• 23:36
  Speaker 10: as men. You can't solve problems unless you admit you
• 23:39
  Speaker 10: have one. Now, he's not attractive.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: He didn't say that.
• 23:45
  Speaker 9: What what read?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Read the question?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: That's secure enough? Not secure enough in my look?
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: There?
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: You go right there? What that means, Shirley, I'm not secure?
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Look what that's ugly? That's what that is.
• 24:02
  Speaker 9: See.
• 24:03
  Speaker 10: I know what he's going through because I did it.
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: Listen to me, Spears, I was not secure in my looks.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, Cause I was.
• 24:13
  Speaker 17: I was.
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: I was ugly.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: I still am technically, but I have fixed myself sexy
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: at the bank. I have fixed.
• 24:23
  Speaker 10: Myself well, I'm perfectly comfortable with my fat of the
• 24:26
  Speaker 10: eggs Now, listen to me before this ball spot start
• 24:33
  Speaker 10: doing some things you don't want it to do.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Spears, let it go.
• 24:37
  Speaker 21: Don't fight this teddy peet am I right, Jay.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: You're not going to win this fight.
• 24:45
  Speaker 22: That is not.
• 24:47
  Speaker 18: Bald is undefeated. Okay, they have never lost the matter
• 24:54
  Speaker 18: as Ball has never lost.
• 24:57
  Speaker 10: Man Baldess had has no cure. You can buy rogain
• 25:04
  Speaker 10: all you want to. You ain't, Finn, Dude, You have
• 25:06
  Speaker 10: a little fuzz at the top of your head. Dog,
• 25:11
  Speaker 10: shave your head, suck your stomach in your head first
• 25:13
  Speaker 10: of all, dog, Then get in the gym. You could
• 25:16
  Speaker 10: do something about that. Get in the gym.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Watch what you eat?
• 25:20
  Speaker 10: Did know eighty twenty died man, eighty percent healthy, twenty
• 25:24
  Speaker 10: percent do like you want to. One hundred and fifty
• 25:26
  Speaker 10: minutes of cardio a week. One hundred and fifty minutes
• 25:30
  Speaker 10: of cardio week. That's thirty minutes, five days a week.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: You could do that, Spears, easy. Yeah.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: No matter how much you exercise and ain't, he's.
• 25:44
  Speaker 10: Gonna be unattracted. That at least at least man be
• 25:55
  Speaker 10: cut and unattracted. That'll get you somebody.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, fine, hopefully that'll boost your confidence.
• 26:03
  Speaker 9: Spears.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Can I add one more thing?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, chah, it's gonna if.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: You have enough money.
• 26:09
  Speaker 18: We don't know what your money thing is right now,
• 26:11
  Speaker 18: don't nobody care how much hell you got? Okay, trust
• 26:15
  Speaker 18: you on that?
• 26:18
  Speaker 17: All right? All right?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: So Jason, since you're since you brought that up, why
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: don't you go ahead? I know you have a question
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: for the clo You know I do?
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: You know how I do?
• 26:27
  Speaker 18: How do you break loose from a lady who's paying
• 26:31
  Speaker 18: for every damn thing everything you own, but you just
• 26:36
  Speaker 18: don't like the relationship.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: How do you break away?
• 26:39
  Speaker 10: There's an old say yeah, and I want every man
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: to listen to this. Okay, you can't snatch your head
• 26:50
  Speaker 10: out the line's mouth.
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: What does that mean?
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: To break that down? Steve, You can't.
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: Don't don't snatch your head head out the lines. If
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: your head is in the lion's mouth, you got to
• 27:04
  Speaker 10: ease it out. Don't jerk, couse it bite down. Yes,
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: it's in trouble.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah you can.
• 27:12
  Speaker 10: You cannot snatch your head out the lines mouth. So
• 27:17
  Speaker 10: you got to ease out paying for everything.
• 27:21
  Speaker 23: You got to slowly start miss you got, you got
• 27:27
  Speaker 23: to slow in form and other relationship you got you got.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: You can't let her detect it, because if she detect.
• 27:40
  Speaker 9: What's that sound? Steve?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: All right, cello, thank you as always for your graded.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: By your fat, your ball headed, and you cut up.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show, Steve Harvey
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this.
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: You're listening hard Morning Show.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Well, Americans may not take all their vacation days. Everybody
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: on this show can can agree to that, except for
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: one person. I'm not talking about you this time.
• 28:15
  Speaker 9: Okay, Oh no, he take in summer. Yeah, you ain't
• 28:23
  Speaker 9: doing that with your.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Let me have it a week or whatever, vacation days,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: sick days, whatever he could take off. He does it?
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Is he sick of the sick days?
• 28:33
  Speaker 13: Uh?
• 28:34
  Speaker 9: Huh No, no this golf week?
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, are you talking to me?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: No, we're talking about you. Americans may not take all
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: their vacation days, but that does not mean that we
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: don't spend a lot of time thinking about those vacation days.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: New research reveals that Americans spend about two hundred and
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: eighty four days of their life dreaming about being on vacation.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: And we spend more than that's a lot of time.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Then we spend more more than one hundred and thirteen
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: hours every year thinking about being on a beach somewhere
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: and your vacation picks on social media. People don't like those.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: They do not stop the base up. Yes, yes, yes,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: they make people jealous. They bring out there that one
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: and of their food. The study found that every day
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: the average person sees vacation pictures on social media. That
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: makes them mad. Okay, that's probably why thirty percent.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, uh huh, nobody cares.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: That's probably why thirty six percent of Americans admit they
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: put those vacation picks on social media to show people
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: just how great their lives are. So, Steve, you and
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: your wife Marjorie take wonderful vacations. Yeah, and we know
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: you guys ball till you fall when you go on vacation.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: But we what we want to know is how do
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: you vacation on a budget? Before you got to where
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: you are now, how did you Well?
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: I just need to know, you know how much we're
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: talking about.
• 29:59
  Speaker 10: If you tell me what the budget is, Okay, there
• 30:02
  Speaker 10: are things I can recommend.
• 30:04
  Speaker 9: Let's do two thousand dollars.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, two thousand dollars.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: For a family of four four Okay, that's.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Five hundred piece. Yeah, well, we ain't going nowhere.
• 30:23
  Speaker 9: What are you something like that?
• 30:25
  Speaker 10: Okay, all right here, let me change that. Yeah, we're
• 30:28
  Speaker 10: going to have to drive somewhere. We have to make
• 30:30
  Speaker 10: the gas budget be the how much okay, let me
• 30:34
  Speaker 10: as show how much it costs fill up for the
• 30:35
  Speaker 10: average tank right now? Six okay, so we need we
• 30:42
  Speaker 10: need to stay one gas tank going and one gas
• 30:46
  Speaker 10: tank coming. We're talking about one hundred and twenty dollars
• 30:48
  Speaker 10: out the budget. Okay, you know, man, we got to
• 30:51
  Speaker 10: stay within one tank. So we're talking about it's got
• 30:55
  Speaker 10: to be within three hundred miles. Now, if we're gonna
• 30:59
  Speaker 10: stay overnight, we got to get an economically feasible accommodation.
• 31:05
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: These are stuff like comfort In sweets.
• 31:10
  Speaker 10: Now, reason you I would recommend comfort In because they
• 31:14
  Speaker 10: had a free breakfast. See that's saved money now, you know,
• 31:18
  Speaker 10: and they got free Wi Fi. So you gotta gotta
• 31:20
  Speaker 10: take this consideration. And if you stay at comfort In,
• 31:23
  Speaker 10: you get points. I'm just working with this two thousand.
• 31:26
  Speaker 10: So everybody room at fifty dollars a night. Would you
• 31:29
  Speaker 10: say that's fast?
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Sixty?
• 31:30
  Speaker 10: So you need just two ruins, one for the kid,
• 31:32
  Speaker 10: you and a wife and room for the kids with
• 31:34
  Speaker 10: a connected dough and lead a damn dough Yeah, I
• 31:38
  Speaker 10: like yeah, so they don't burn that damn hotel down.
• 31:41
  Speaker 10: And then you got other issues. So we got two
• 31:46
  Speaker 10: rooms at let's say seventy dollars five dollars a night.
• 31:49
  Speaker 10: That's one hundred and fifty two nights. We're looking at
• 31:52
  Speaker 10: three hundred dollars in room. How many nights we're gonna
• 31:54
  Speaker 10: do two nights home? Well, I'm trying to I'm trying
• 31:57
  Speaker 10: to get it together. First, we got to stay somewhere,
• 32:00
  Speaker 10: do three fifty for rooms, and we got one hundred
• 32:03
  Speaker 10: and twenty on gas, about five fifty oh fifty something
• 32:06
  Speaker 10: like that. Hey, all right, now we got let's just
• 32:10
  Speaker 10: say we got fifteen hundred left.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's a nice amount of money. Did we
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: eat damn things?
• 32:19
  Speaker 20: We should make some sandwiches, Yeah, yeah, a pack of
• 32:23
  Speaker 20: cooler full of sandwiches, because but make sandwiches that stick,
• 32:28
  Speaker 20: peanut butter and jelly.
• 32:31
  Speaker 10: Saint gonna been a whole lot of ham now, peanut
• 32:35
  Speaker 10: but and jelly sandwiches, tomentus spread and sandwichesverbody to give
• 32:41
  Speaker 10: damn what you don't want, Just all We got to
• 32:46
  Speaker 10: eat pork skins and water. You gotta get something in
• 32:53
  Speaker 10: you that swim punk skins and water. I'm familiar with
• 32:59
  Speaker 10: all this.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: This what we got.
• 33:02
  Speaker 10: We take bagging and porch skins and drink a bottle
• 33:05
  Speaker 10: of water. You ain't even gonna know your hum.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Damn not.
• 33:10
  Speaker 10: But at least they quit crying. All right now when
• 33:15
  Speaker 10: it got us a little something to eat.
• 33:22
  Speaker 16: The kids have stopped up. We gotta have some activities now.
• 33:30
  Speaker 16: Were going to.
• 33:31
  Speaker 10: Six flags where the day passed for everybody, or were
• 33:36
  Speaker 10: going to the zoo where you can really entertain kids
• 33:41
  Speaker 10: and keep it on the budget. All were going to
• 33:45
  Speaker 10: a state park, pull up at it where we can
• 33:49
  Speaker 10: barbecue out there and just let the kids run till
• 33:52
  Speaker 10: they drop in an open field, and you gotta put
• 33:57
  Speaker 10: your grill. What you only gonna stay there and watch
• 33:59
  Speaker 10: with yeah, on the other sideway from the car. Then
• 34:02
  Speaker 10: you run your kids to the car to get stuff
• 34:06
  Speaker 10: that helps zap the energy.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Out of their hand, okay, and give them something to do.
• 34:11
  Speaker 10: You can see the car from your barbecue grille, but
• 34:14
  Speaker 10: its way across the field, sitting the ass back and
• 34:17
  Speaker 10: forth across that field. About six trips and every time
• 34:21
  Speaker 10: you send them.
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: Say hell.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Wrong for this dog.
• 34:26
  Speaker 10: I know how.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: You think you having phone because you're running.
• 34:32
  Speaker 10: In that field like that third trip back. They asked walking,
• 34:37
  Speaker 10: I saw her.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Walking through.
• 34:43
  Speaker 17: Me.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Put some responsibilities.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: We gotta go.
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: You're listening.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Morning show time Now for a round of would you rather?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Would you rather end every single phone call with I
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: love you? Or accidentally call your partner the wrong name
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: during love making.
• 35:06
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna end it. I'm gonna end it what I
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: love you. I'm not gonna calling no about the wrong name.
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: You calling my wife your wrong name? All be on
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: the phone with Jun. You're getting all the phone here.
• 35:18
  Speaker 9: I love you, I love you.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: We're gonna be here that wrong name?
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: What about you, Steve?
• 35:29
  Speaker 10: Oh no, no, no, no, no no, I'm just gonna
• 35:31
  Speaker 10: ended what I love Yeah, uh huh, everybody, every.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: Fight night off chain, all right, don't call anybody the wrong.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Would you rather date the celebrity of your choice, the
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: celebrity of your choice, or would you rather date the
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: hottest person you actually know?
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: Mm?
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Hm, well B yeah B for me?
• 36:05
  Speaker 21: Yeah, I was eighty is more until your race started
• 36:08
  Speaker 21: dating the boy Martell.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would so you're gonna you're gonna date the
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: hottest person you actually know, which is so temmy. We
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: know you're gonna date Hallie.
• 36:31
  Speaker 9: We know this all day, all day, every day.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:36
  Speaker 9: Matter of fact, I bought to a lottery two. I
• 36:38
  Speaker 9: don't know if I want you, and I've got to
• 36:39
  Speaker 9: go see.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: Oh lord, all right, all right?
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Would you rather eat mystery leftover it's from your work refrigerator? Okay,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: not so fast. Or would you rather eat a strangers
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: leftover that they left on their plate at a restaurant?
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 37:00
  Speaker 12: Both of.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Both of those, I'm not doing that one of them.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: You gotta pick one. I'd write a stall work refrigerator
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: or strangers left.
• 37:12
  Speaker 15: Over un on that plate.
• 37:15
  Speaker 9: Plate in a restaurant at a restaurant? Now, yeah, nasty
• 37:19
  Speaker 9: refriger radios. And I saw a.
• 37:22
  Speaker 10: Dude eating off of a room service trade in the
• 37:28
  Speaker 10: hallway ones, no, no, I watched him set there and
• 37:33
  Speaker 10: some burger left.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: He picked up up and ate it.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Man. Wow, But he was a guest, walked right on
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: up the hallway to his room. Okay.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Would you rather punch a wall with force or get
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: punched in the chest with full force? Punch a wall
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: with full force or get get punched in the chest
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: with full force?
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Which one?
• 37:53
  Speaker 16: I don't know.
• 37:54
  Speaker 9: We don't know who were talking about punching this in
• 37:55
  Speaker 9: that chair? Who we We don't know.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: If it's Marjorie, I'll take the punch in the chest.
• 38:03
  Speaker 20: All right.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: That's today's round of would you rather?
• 38:07
  Speaker 16: Thank you?
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: Guys?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: Morning show?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: All right, So Steve, here's a here's the funny stories.
• 38:15
  Speaker 11: Uh.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: A guy on Facebook said that he heard someone call
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: an old car a galoppe, and he said he knew
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: right away that that guy was old. So I got
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: to ask you. I got to ask Tommy and Jr.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: What are some of your favorite old person words or phrases?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Things you've been hearing all your lives? You know that
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: old people say like geloppe? For instance, when.
• 38:40
  Speaker 9: Steve called somebody on drug a junkie.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: My favorite?
• 38:54
  Speaker 9: I love it.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: So you're comfortable with Steve.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:59
  Speaker 9: I was talking to my brother the other day.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: My brother say, man, I can't stay in that giant
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: ass turkey.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro, that's right out of the seventies ass turkey.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: My brother still saying that.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: What about you, Junior?
• 39:19
  Speaker 15: When old people say these old players. They say, boy,
• 39:21
  Speaker 15: if I had your hand, I cut mine off.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: They got that from they all say it though your hand?
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Why cut mine off? I'll tell you another one right here,
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: y'all want some hot water corn bread corn, hot water
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: coin bre Yeah, that's the oldest hell. How you want
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: you like? You like red eye gravy? Y'all still doing that?
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Your favorite old people's sayings are phrases.
• 40:03
  Speaker 9: Mean between me and you and the fence post. I'm
• 40:05
  Speaker 9: gonna tell you something between me?
• 40:09
  Speaker 11: What what.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Like that?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: You said?
• 40:12
  Speaker 9: Here tombet?
• 40:13
  Speaker 21: The old people said, I said, look at it looking
• 40:14
  Speaker 21: at me like a new calf standing at the goat
• 40:16
  Speaker 21: for that offense.
• 40:17
  Speaker 9: What they were saying?
• 40:17
  Speaker 11: That what.
• 40:20
  Speaker 15: They said, look at it looking at me like a
• 40:21
  Speaker 15: new calf, and that a new gate said, where do
• 40:23
  Speaker 15: you get that from?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I've never heard that one.
• 40:26
  Speaker 21: The new Gate live down in Brnham, Texas. I mean
• 40:29
  Speaker 21: to go down there there, said that's it, And I
• 40:32
  Speaker 21: can just go down there from.
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: My daddy brother, my daddy brother, uncle lewis h. You know,
• 40:39
  Speaker 9: I've been to hell in jail.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: They both the same.
• 40:42
  Speaker 9: I put the orange jumping in. I didn't put the
• 40:44
  Speaker 9: orange jump in the flip flop down. What yeah, you
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: been the hell ain't jail.
• 40:52
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell you something.
• 40:55
  Speaker 10: Don't nothing, no nothing, be the hog head cheese.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: So you're gonna stick with food, you.
• 41:04
  Speaker 10: Know, because that's oh you you can't even say that.
• 41:07
  Speaker 10: My children have no idea what that is? No hog
• 41:12
  Speaker 10: head cheese boy, you can't beat the hog head cheese head.
• 41:15
  Speaker 15: That's the fastest made to raise your blood pressure.
• 41:18
  Speaker 10: My children have never had that. My children have never
• 41:21
  Speaker 10: had chip lis never for what well, hell, they've never
• 41:26
  Speaker 10: been part. Let's just start there.
• 41:28
  Speaker 17: You go.
• 41:30
  Speaker 15: When old people say one in the hand beat two
• 41:32
  Speaker 15: in the bush, what does that mean?
• 41:33
  Speaker 13: That means?
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Better go with what you got. Don't gonna mess with
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: something over there? You go with what you got? Yes,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: the bush. See if you let the one in.
• 41:45
  Speaker 10: Your hand go and stick your hand in that bushing
• 41:47
  Speaker 10: and birds flo you ain't gonna handle damn.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Bro, I've never nothing.
• 41:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah that mean.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: And you know where we used to hear it?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Mark my words mark because I said mark my words.
• 42:03
  Speaker 10: Mark my words means write this down because this wodn't happen.
• 42:07
  Speaker 10: If I can get you to use your head for
• 42:08
  Speaker 10: molding a hat wreck.
• 42:09
  Speaker 9: We're gonna be Yeah.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: My mom used to say something about a chicken and
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: a pot and a window to throw it out. Have
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: you heard that same?
• 42:21
  Speaker 9: He got a pot to piss in the window to
• 42:23
  Speaker 9: throw it out.
• 42:24
  Speaker 8: At that's it chicken.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Talking.
• 42:29
  Speaker 9: He was bo y'all.
• 42:34
  Speaker 15: The chicken after was like, what Mom?
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: What are you saying? All right?
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Coming up?
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Stop all that piddling round?
• 42:42
  Speaker 9: Yes, what is the same thing as you can see you?
• 42:50
  Speaker 9: Come on, hir let's go. We got to go see
• 42:51
  Speaker 9: a man by the horse.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a dog.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, the nephew will be here with the
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: prank phone call right after this, What.
• 43:01
  Speaker 9: Did you grow up?
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show?
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, subject
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: this young man has me weak in the knees. Okay,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: all right, right now though, it's a nephew here with
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call.
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: What you got for us next?
• 43:29
  Speaker 9: I don't know yet.
• 43:30
  Speaker 16: I'm trying to go through my archives here, Shirley. Find something, uh,
• 43:42
  Speaker 16: aren't you?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 43:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah? That's best.
• 43:45
  Speaker 21: All my stuff written to day today and nothing on last.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Nothing junior.
• 43:54
  Speaker 9: Right, this is all filed. This is like library. These
• 44:02
  Speaker 9: pranks are a file. You know what I'm saying. This
• 44:04
  Speaker 9: is when you when you go to the what's that
• 44:07
  Speaker 9: thing you used to go to in the library with
• 44:08
  Speaker 9: and the oh my god, what is that called?
• 44:12
  Speaker 17: Yeah?
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Hard catalog?
• 44:15
  Speaker 16: Yeah, pull it up and it's a screen that first
• 44:18
  Speaker 16: time we was really looking at a screen right there.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: That's that's right there.
• 44:23
  Speaker 22: But anyways, it's those kind of archives. Okay, yes, it's
• 44:28
  Speaker 22: those kind of archives. But anyway, this is right here
• 44:30
  Speaker 22: is church parking lot, Church parking lot. I'm looking at
• 44:35
  Speaker 22: it right here in the files, Church parking lot. Okay,
• 44:39
  Speaker 22: it's written in pencil with a number two pencils Church.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: They represents from Trump.
• 44:52
  Speaker 16: He got a prank in here? What is he doing
• 44:54
  Speaker 16: with a prank in there? Church parking lot? Let's go
• 44:58
  Speaker 16: catch them.
• 45:01
  Speaker 24: Hello, this is Brendon.
• 45:03
  Speaker 16: Uh yeah, Brendan. Hey, I'm trying to reach you. How
• 45:06
  Speaker 16: you doing, uh Britain. I want to make sure I
• 45:09
  Speaker 16: got the right person. You're the person that uh you
• 45:11
  Speaker 16: work at the at the first of all, I go
• 45:13
  Speaker 16: to uh, my name, my name Calvin Brother, Calvin Brother.
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: I go to Saint Missionary Baptist Church where.
• 45:21
  Speaker 17: You yeah, so yeah, so everything all right.
• 45:25
  Speaker 16: Everything's fine. That I got a little issue and I'm
• 45:28
  Speaker 16: trying to get to the bottom of it.
• 45:30
  Speaker 13: Now.
• 45:30
  Speaker 16: You work in the before service start. You work in
• 45:34
  Speaker 16: the parking lot on and yeah, and you tell people
• 45:40
  Speaker 16: where the park and stuff right right right?
• 45:42
  Speaker 24: Would you looking for some employment? You want to you
• 45:45
  Speaker 24: want to join us?
• 45:46
  Speaker 13: No?
• 45:47
  Speaker 16: No, no, what to see the issue I got, man,
• 45:49
  Speaker 16: I've been dealing with this probably about the last two
• 45:52
  Speaker 16: months now that okay, hold on, I'm trying to tell you.
• 45:56
  Speaker 16: So the problem is when I come to the church
• 45:58
  Speaker 16: last couple of months, man, I've been I've been coming
• 46:02
  Speaker 16: like my my my, my regular card and broke down
• 46:05
  Speaker 16: on me. So I had I got an old van
• 46:07
  Speaker 16: that I've been yeah, yeah, you know, I got an
• 46:09
  Speaker 16: old van and I've been using to get around in
• 46:12
  Speaker 16: so now for the last two months, I've been riding
• 46:15
  Speaker 16: in it when I come into the church. You know you,
• 46:18
  Speaker 16: and I find out who you were, but you keep
• 46:21
  Speaker 16: sending me to the back of the parking lot.
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: And then but you know, I noticed, no bro not
• 46:28
  Speaker 9: on the real so you sending me to the back,
• 46:30
  Speaker 9: and I'm noticing when I see cars as like two
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: ten twenty fifteen cars.
• 46:35
  Speaker 17: Well, brother, well.
• 46:36
  Speaker 24: Listen, we don't have no set place where we put model.
• 46:40
  Speaker 17: Car, you know.
• 46:41
  Speaker 24: I just I just direct the traffic.
• 46:42
  Speaker 16: Brother, Okay, So so you're trying to tell me for
• 46:45
  Speaker 16: the last two months you just direct traffic. But you
• 46:48
  Speaker 16: got but you directed me to the back every time.
• 46:51
  Speaker 16: But a car behind me or a car in front
• 46:53
  Speaker 16: of me, it'll be going.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: To the front.
• 46:56
  Speaker 24: Now where you're getting this information from me?
• 46:59
  Speaker 9: I haven't seen you man send people to the front
• 47:03
  Speaker 9: to park. I have seen you do No.
• 47:05
  Speaker 24: No, I just I just put you know, the bigger
• 47:07
  Speaker 24: vehicles in the in the back and uh certain you
• 47:12
  Speaker 24: know we it's really no schedule. If you come in,
• 47:16
  Speaker 24: I just I just direct you to the right of
• 47:17
  Speaker 24: the left. It's really nothing to it.
• 47:19
  Speaker 9: Really, So you're not trying to say so my my
• 47:23
  Speaker 9: van being raggedy. It ain't the reason why I'm.
• 47:25
  Speaker 24: Being no no, no, no, no no, that's not what
• 47:29
  Speaker 24: we're about.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 47:31
  Speaker 24: Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. I mean, so
• 47:34
  Speaker 24: I guess this Sunday.
• 47:36
  Speaker 16: Let me let me I'm gonna tell you about this Sunday,
• 47:39
  Speaker 16: gonna make sure no, no, let me tell you right
• 47:41
  Speaker 16: now when my van pull up there Sunday. I'm gonna
• 47:44
  Speaker 16: tell you right now, if I get sent to the back,
• 47:46
  Speaker 16: I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be No,
• 47:48
  Speaker 16: it's gonna be a problem if I get said to
• 47:51
  Speaker 16: the back.
• 47:52
  Speaker 24: You know now, you don't have to cut up just this,
• 47:54
  Speaker 24: Calm down. It's not it's not that serious.
• 47:56
  Speaker 9: No, it is serious. Already know.
• 47:59
  Speaker 16: I know I got a ragged ass, Maan, I know that.
• 48:01
  Speaker 16: I know that, but I do see that's the reason
• 48:03
  Speaker 16: why I'm getting sent to the back. And I know
• 48:05
  Speaker 16: it because the car I had before y'all was sending
• 48:07
  Speaker 16: me up front. So already know I'm just saying. I'm
• 48:10
  Speaker 16: telling you right now, Brendan, I'm telling you right now,
• 48:13
  Speaker 16: it's gonna be a problem if I get sent.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: To the back.
• 48:16
  Speaker 24: Brother, you just singled me out.
• 48:19
  Speaker 16: And no, no, you know I didn't single you out.
• 48:22
  Speaker 16: You You are the person that has been sending me to.
• 48:25
  Speaker 24: The back, dude, No, No, I haven't.
• 48:27
  Speaker 9: Hey, man, why you why are you sending.
• 48:29
  Speaker 16: Why are you accusing me of I'm because I didn't
• 48:33
  Speaker 16: seen it.
• 48:34
  Speaker 17: No, you are, you're calling me.
• 48:35
  Speaker 24: You're calling me out of the blue, and you accuse
• 48:37
  Speaker 24: me of something that I'm not doing.
• 48:40
  Speaker 16: You just sent my ragged ass vand to the back.
• 48:43
  Speaker 16: You didn't done it. You didn't done it two months straight, Brendan,
• 48:47
  Speaker 16: you have done.
• 48:48
  Speaker 9: It, Yes, yes you have. You sent all the pretty
• 48:51
  Speaker 9: cars up front. That's what you're doing. But I tell
• 48:53
  Speaker 9: you what comes sound is gonna be a problem.
• 48:57
  Speaker 24: Now listen, we we we can meet up at it
• 49:00
  Speaker 24: up there before any cars get there.
• 49:01
  Speaker 17: How about that.
• 49:02
  Speaker 16: I don't care how you want to do it, Brenda, No,
• 49:04
  Speaker 16: you actually do know how you want to do it,
• 49:06
  Speaker 16: So bring it then.
• 49:06
  Speaker 9: Okay, I'm letting you know my car.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my van gonna build.
• 49:11
  Speaker 17: Come you bent your van? It's me and you.
• 49:14
  Speaker 24: How about that? You want you and you want to
• 49:15
  Speaker 24: talk tough tony stuff.
• 49:16
  Speaker 9: Oh okay, so you are you sweating all up now?
• 49:19
  Speaker 24: All right, so now like you already did, so, I
• 49:22
  Speaker 24: guess I'm matching.
• 49:23
  Speaker 9: Okay, well, no, probule, I'm doing all.
• 49:25
  Speaker 24: Listen, brother, brother, listen, you're not gonna call my phone
• 49:28
  Speaker 24: and threaten me and tell me what you what you
• 49:30
  Speaker 24: think I did When I didn't do it.
• 49:32
  Speaker 9: I told you, man, you've been sending me to.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: The damn back man, that's what we passed.
• 49:37
  Speaker 17: What you thought?
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, that what it is.
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: No, it's what I know. It's what I know, Brendan,
• 49:42
  Speaker 9: it's what I know. Okay, you didn't you didn't send.
• 49:44
  Speaker 17: Where you at right now?
• 49:45
  Speaker 9: Okay? You know you know wing got work?
• 49:47
  Speaker 13: You know what.
• 49:47
  Speaker 9: I'll tell you what you are right now, come sunny.
• 49:49
  Speaker 9: That's that's then, brend No.
• 49:51
  Speaker 17: No, no, no, no, no no. How about what you're
• 49:53
  Speaker 17: doing right now?
• 49:53
  Speaker 9: What your man? What I'm doing right now? I'm at
• 49:55
  Speaker 9: work right now?
• 49:56
  Speaker 24: Oh oh so you at work calling me about some
• 49:59
  Speaker 24: bull the spot.
• 50:00
  Speaker 9: Oh okay, oh look at the cussing Christian Now look
• 50:04
  Speaker 9: at you.
• 50:05
  Speaker 24: No, look at the cuss no you no, no, no,
• 50:07
  Speaker 24: matter of fact you Okay, if you want to do something,
• 50:11
  Speaker 24: let's do it now parking lot.
• 50:12
  Speaker 17: I don't, I don't care.
• 50:13
  Speaker 24: We'll be at okay, okay, gonna That's one thing you're
• 50:16
  Speaker 24: not gonna do is disrespect me. I'm telling you that
• 50:18
  Speaker 24: right now. Brother Calvin, you bring I'm gonna hold you
• 50:22
  Speaker 24: like a wet piece of paper.
• 50:23
  Speaker 17: You don't know who you with. Okay.
• 50:25
  Speaker 24: I didn't been locked up six seven years. I'm just
• 50:27
  Speaker 24: in the church trying to get my life together and
• 50:29
  Speaker 24: you said you're just gonna talk to me. You got
• 50:32
  Speaker 24: another thing coming, brother, I'm gonna tell you that right now.
• 50:34
  Speaker 24: So if you want to get it off, meet me
• 50:37
  Speaker 24: in the parking lot right now. I give you an
• 50:38
  Speaker 24: hour to get there your.
• 50:39
  Speaker 9: Piece of tonight.
• 50:40
  Speaker 16: Now you're trying to scare me with your with your background.
• 50:44
  Speaker 16: What it is you're trying to scare me with your
• 50:46
  Speaker 16: background or something like EVI then you I ain't know
• 50:49
  Speaker 16: you had been in jail.
• 50:50
  Speaker 24: With the wrong one.
• 50:51
  Speaker 16: I'm just gonna say this, do you know less that
• 50:54
  Speaker 16: that also he also had a cars parking.
• 50:57
  Speaker 24: Would you dry by yourself out of this about No,
• 51:01
  Speaker 24: you're talking about I know a lesson?
• 51:03
  Speaker 16: Okay, okay, Leicester is the person to tell me to
• 51:07
  Speaker 16: call you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning. Brenda,
• 51:11
  Speaker 16: your boy Lester in the parking lot, got me the
• 51:14
  Speaker 16: frank call.
• 51:19
  Speaker 24: A y'all got me out here talking reckless.
• 51:25
  Speaker 9: Cast over here.
• 51:26
  Speaker 16: This for hanging in there, brother, and then do this
• 51:30
  Speaker 16: for me. Man, Tell me this what is the baddest
• 51:32
  Speaker 16: and I mean the baddest radio show in.
• 51:34
  Speaker 24: The last man Steve Harvey Radio Man, Hey.
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: Man, if you see somebody's Sunday pull up in the van,
• 51:41
  Speaker 9: show them some love. But you show them some love.
• 51:44
  Speaker 24: I might have to call out this week, but my
• 51:46
  Speaker 24: heart can tell you.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: I think I did that thing right now.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
• 51:52
  Speaker 9: You know, I preacher say they preached that.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Thing this morning. I prank that thing this morning.
• 51:56
  Speaker 13: You know what I mean?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Praising worship time, guys.
• 51:59
  Speaker 11: Come on, oh here, Shirley, prankin worship, rank and worship boy.
• 52:06
  Speaker 11: I might have some if it passes around the globe.
• 52:09
  Speaker 11: Let me come and do prank and worship.
• 52:11
  Speaker 9: Is that right there? All right?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Coming up next to Strawberry Letter subject
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: this young man has me weak in the knees. We'll
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Morning Show time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 52:29
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• 52:34
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• 52:41
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• 52:46
  Speaker 9: Michael up, hold on tight, We got it for you here.
• 52:48
  Speaker 9: It is Strawberry Letter.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew, subject. This young man has me weak
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: in the knees. Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a sixty
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: three year old black woman and I've never been married
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: and I don't have any children. I was raised to
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: believe that sex outside of marriage was wrong, so I
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: didn't have sex until I was thirty two years old.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: It was never that exciting to me, so I did
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: not put much effort into having a great sex life.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I always met and dated great guys, but they would
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: all tell me that I had no passion or promise
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: in the bedroom. For that same reason, I have never
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: had an orgasm until this year. I met a forty
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: two year old man and we hit it off. I
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: didn't think i'd fall for him, so I never told
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: him my age or my sexual history. The first time
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: we were intimate, he didn't care how inexperienced I was.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: He did all of the work and I had several
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: out of body experiences with him. I can honestly say
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: that I have been missing out on something magical. I
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: could not get enough of this man, But there's just
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: one little problem. I'm ashamed of him. He's a thug
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: and he owns a barbershop, so he is always in
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: jeans and a hoodie or T shirt. I can usually
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: hear his music before he pulls up in my driveway.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: My neighbors have seen him come and go, and I
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: know it looks strange that he leaves late at night.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: I can't let any of my friends or family know
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: about him. He says he is not seeing anyone else
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: and that I'm special to him. I may be hypnotized
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: by the sex, but I really enjoy talking to him too.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: He's got his head on straight and he takes care
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: of his business. Is this man out of my league
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: and I need to leave him where I found him?
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Or is it okay to have a secret maintenance man?
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I have a lot of catching up to do.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, you do.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: First of all, why do you think you have to
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: keep him a secret. I mean, you are sixty three
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: years old. That means you are good and grown. So
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: what you do is your business. I mean you don't
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: have to explain it to anyone. You don't have any kids.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: I'm amazed that your life is not your own right now.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: And what I mean by that is you're letting all
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: these other people what they think and say run you
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: because you don't want them to meet him. He's a
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: secret to you and all of that. I mean, you
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: want to keep him a secret. You said you're ashamed
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: of him. Why why are you ashamed of him because
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: the age difference or because you think he's a thug?
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: You call him a thug. Why do you call him
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: a thug because he wears jeans and a hoodie? I
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: don't understand. Then you say near the end of the
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: letter that he has his head on straight, You like
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: talking to him, he takes care of business. So which
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: is it? Is he a thug or does he have
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: his head on straight and take care of business and
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: you like talking to him? You know, what do you
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: want for yourself? I think you just need to really
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: sit down and make up your mind at sixty three
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: so you can go ahead and live your life. You
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: have to have a say in your own life. And
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: how you know, without all these other people in your business,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: you've already missed out on a lot. Like you said
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: at the end of your letter, you have a lot
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: of catching up to do.
• 56:11
  Speaker 8: Yes, you do a whole lot.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: So let's start now.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Steve, Well, I know what's really going on here.
• 56:24
  Speaker 10: Sixty three year old black woman never been married, ain't
• 56:27
  Speaker 10: got no kids.
• 56:30
  Speaker 9: You was raised right, bleed.
• 56:32
  Speaker 10: It's sex outside the managers. Wrong, everybody don't heard that one.
• 56:36
  Speaker 10: It's supposed to be a seein. It's called for nication.
• 56:39
  Speaker 10: But we already know that there's everybody seeing. So I
• 56:43
  Speaker 10: ain't have sex to ours thirty two? What never that
• 56:47
  Speaker 10: exciting to me? I ain't put a lot of effort
• 56:51
  Speaker 10: into it. I just pretty much just laid over there,
• 56:54
  Speaker 10: you know, and then uh yeah, have some great guys,
• 56:58
  Speaker 10: but they all, everybody, all of them told you you
• 57:01
  Speaker 10: ain't got no passion because you were just laying Now,
• 57:04
  Speaker 10: oh ma'am. See, when you don't have passion, you need something,
• 57:08
  Speaker 10: noises something. You got to reach over and spank some something,
• 57:14
  Speaker 10: got to try something, got to talk back, got to
• 57:18
  Speaker 10: just holler out something.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: We need something.
• 57:24
  Speaker 10: You just over there, just taking breath, deep breath, like
• 57:28
  Speaker 10: when it's you gonna be to you know what I mean?
• 57:31
  Speaker 10: We need something. You know, you know you're sixty three
• 57:36
  Speaker 10: years old. You could have just you know, called out
• 57:39
  Speaker 10: some old nets, satchel anything. You know, you need something,
• 57:45
  Speaker 10: You you need something. But she's sixty three now, I
• 57:50
  Speaker 10: know you know it's just we need something. You just
• 57:53
  Speaker 10: laying up there.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: What's the next.
• 57:58
  Speaker 25: Satchel Neil Maya, you know, you know something you know
• 58:08
  Speaker 25: called after the practice, say some old.
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: Lass name hell and so you know it would have helped.
• 58:19
  Speaker 10: Now for that reason, she said, I've never had an
• 58:24
  Speaker 10: orgasm until this year. Here we go, met this forty
• 58:28
  Speaker 10: two old man and we hit it off. I ain't
• 58:31
  Speaker 10: think I fall for him, so I never told him
• 58:34
  Speaker 10: my age on my sexual history.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: First time we was intimate, he didn't care how experienced
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 58:41
  Speaker 10: He did all the work, and I had several out
• 58:45
  Speaker 10: of body experiences with him.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: This is what this whole damn letter about.
• 58:50
  Speaker 10: Several out of body experiences with him. Every woman listening
• 58:58
  Speaker 10: is picked back when you said several out of body experiences?
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Could I what all?
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: We won't hold on, Steve. We'll have part two of
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: your response coming up in twenty three minutes after the
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: our subject, this young man has been weak in the knees.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: You're listening hardy morning show.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's truck ferry letter.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Carla is still laughing. The sixty young man has me
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: weak in the knees.
• 59:31
  Speaker 10: This lady sixty three, black lady, ain't never been mad,
• 59:34
  Speaker 10: had no kids, didn't have sex till she was thirty two.
• 59:37
  Speaker 10: Wasn't that exciting? She ain't put a lot of effort
• 59:40
  Speaker 10: into it. Everybody she have a dated told her that
• 59:43
  Speaker 10: she just you know, laying there.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: She just you ain't got no passion or promise in
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: the bedroom.
• 59:48
  Speaker 10: Let I mean like you when they tell you ain't
• 59:50
  Speaker 10: got no promise in the bedroom, I mean like you
• 59:52
  Speaker 10: ain't even prying to put forth no effort. I'm told
• 59:55
  Speaker 10: you that's several old names. You could have been hollering out.
• 59:57
  Speaker 10: Try something, reach around there and spanking a little bit,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 10: give him some type of carriagement, you know, bite him
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 10: on his shoulder, give.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Him something, you know, dig your nails in the center
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: of his back. You don't call out names. Aaron hiffers
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: a wrong nameby.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 9: That's a rush.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 10: You know more, you know, and just something to give
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 10: a man, some type of inkling that.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 9: You that you then carriage me.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 10: And you know, but the first time we was intimate,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 10: you met this forty two, your man, and first time
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 10: we was intimate, you never told in your age or
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 10: your sexual history. He didn't care how inexperienced.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 22: I was.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 10: He did all the work, and I had several out
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 10: of body experiences.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: That's what this whole damn letter about. I don't know
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: what you wrote for, but I know it. Just let him.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: It's them out of body experiences. See, he did all
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: the work. He You was delaying there doing your usual nothing,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: but homeboy was in there.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Turn it.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 10: Re angling, pulling. Yeah, come on coming in hard left.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 10: I'm talking about just go low and then cut make
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 10: a turn upward. He was in there, and you had
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 10: several out of body experiences.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: But there's just one little problem. I'm ashamed of him.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 10: He's a thug and he owns a barber shop, so
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 10: he always in jeans, a hoodie or T shirt.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 9: What you care?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 10: This ain't about you going nowhere. This about he come over.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 10: The neighbors have seen him come and go, and I
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 10: know it looks strange. He leaves late at night.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: He get that late.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: You know what this is.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 10: But see you know what you get doing. You trying
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 10: to talk yourself out of this too. Quit talking yourself
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 10: out of every damn thing. You have had several out
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 10: of body experiences, that's what this is. This ain't your
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 10: soul mate. This is just somebody who is giving you
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 10: some moments before.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 9: Your ass leave him.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: My dump.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 7: Go on it, myrtle.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: You're sixty three years old. Mom, I'm just gonna give
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: up a name.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 13: We deal it.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: We do it with old ass ladies.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 10: Here, myrtle, listen to me. You ain't got to be
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 10: proud of him. Here a thug, he own a barber shop.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 10: He pull up in a when you neighbors have seen
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 10: him come and go, it looks strange.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: He leave it now. I can't let any of your
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: friends know about him.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 9: Family.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 10: Why he said he ain't seeing anyone else and I'm
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 10: special to him.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: That's not true.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 10: How he ain't seeing nobody else. Ain't no man forty
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 10: some years old ain't seen nothing. All them out of
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 10: body experiences you have. How you think he learned how
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 10: to do it?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: That ain't at the house by your self practice. I
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: can tell you that right now.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 10: When you passing out out of body experiences, it's because
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 10: you know how to.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Bring everybody out they body.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 10: You done, roll some eyes in the back of the
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 10: head and open your eyes and saw it went okay,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 10: that's the move.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 12: Check.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 10: Make let me mark that down. That's how you get experienced.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 10: I may be hypnotized by the sex you think. You
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 10: ask any woman has a man given them out of
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 10: body experience? And they asked him? Was they hypnotized? Girl
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 10: in a damn trance? Children of a coin? They're walking
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 10: dead Chainsaw massacre, Hell Thriller video Michael Jackson. Everybody came
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 10: out the ground started clapping. He got his head on straight,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 10: and I really enjoy talking to him. Yeah, he got
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 10: his head on straight, and he take care of his business.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Is this man out of my lead?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 17: No?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 10: No, he ain't out your lead? Here in your house,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 10: here in your bed? How he out your leave? And
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 10: I need to leave him where I found it?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: Where did you find him?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 17: You know?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: She a barber?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 10: Here a barber, and here a thug. Where was you
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 10: at myrtle where you met the barber and the thug?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 10: Or is it okay to have a secret maintenance man?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 8: You got one?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: Don't it feel okay going to have yourself?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 10: So you ain't never been married, you ain't got no kids.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 10: You to talk yourself out of everything your whole life. Man,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 10: let him come thoo down.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, do what you do?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: They hands on that.
• 1:05:22
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  Speaker 26: how does a young single mother deal with the dating
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  Speaker 26: world out there when she starts to realize that most
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 26: men don't want to date a single mother, nor do
• 1:06:17
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  Speaker 13: A chance, because I guess they're passing judgment on her.
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  Speaker 13: I'm the mother of twins.
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  Speaker 26: They're still very small, they are only three years old,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 26: born a girl. And I really like this guy and
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 26: he's a great person, very successful. I'm very successful as.
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  Speaker 13: Well, but he doesn't want to take her to the
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 13: next level because I'm a single mother and I'd just
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• 1:06:42
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• 1:06:45
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  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, don't be discouraged.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 10: Don't place the label on yourself the fact that you
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 10: are a single mother that no one wants you, because
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 10: that's not the case. Surely was a single mother found
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 10: love again. Marjorie was a single mother of three found
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 10: love again. There are millions of cases of people out there.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 10: So first things first, don't put that on yourself. Don't
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 10: bring that negativity in your existence, and don't put it
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 10: out there in the aura in the universe.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: You are fine.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 10: Just like he was attracted to you, someone else will
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 10: be attracted to you and will be mature enough to
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 10: understand that you are a package.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: You are a very successful and attractive package.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 10: And just because you run up into some men who
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 10: feel that way, there's a lot of men who don't
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 10: feel that way at all.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Matter of fact, there are a lot of men who
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: are raising children that don't.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 10: Belong to them, biologed one of them say, and doing
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 10: a great job of it too, And hats off to
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 10: all of those men and there's a man out there
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 10: for you.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: But you cannot put into the universe that no one
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: wants you, because that's not true.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 10: That they find out see what's good for you as
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 10: you're finding this out in time now. If they don't
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 10: want you because you have kids, then they don't want you, period.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 10: And let's stop passing out the cookie for people that
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 10: don't want the package. Okay, the cookie comes in the package.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 10: No package, no cookie, no cookie, and you'll be just fine.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 10: And everything is going on. And kill the baby talk
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 10: because it makes a lot of men come to you quickly.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: We're moving on, all right, coming up next, more of
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: In trending science news, guys, listen closely to this. Doctor
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  Speaker 1: Shanna Swan, who is a professor of environmental medicine at
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: New York City's Mount Sinai Hospital, made the startling claim
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: in a new book of hers, explaining that, based on
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: her research, male penises are getting historically smaller due to
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: manufacturing byproducts. The substance in question is called flatylates, which
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: are chemicals created in the production of plastics. When exposed
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: to the human endocrine system, screws with our national hormone process,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: a dynamic that doctor Swan says is affecting our reproductive organs.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: She cites different peer reviewed studies in her findings which
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: say there's a scary trend of modern day babies being
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: born with noticeably shorter members, which she directly links to
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: the flatylates, she says, or seeping into our toys and
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: even some foods we eat getting historically smaller due to
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: manufacture toys. That's what she says. Plastics, she's sang.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Plastic, plastic, the last what's doing it?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Which are chemical flathylates, which the substance in question is
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: called flat athletes, which are chemicals created in the production
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: of plastics and read the boxes.
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  Speaker 16: Now, so when you drinking out of a plastic bottle,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 16: that's part of it, which when exposed to the human.
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  Speaker 9: I do well.
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  Speaker 26: That is.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 9: So, she says.
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  Speaker 2: The doctor said, there's starting your growth everywhere.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Doctors, if you guys, if we don't do something about this,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: men can be impotent by the year twenty forty five.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 9: You know all how many mens chick.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 22: Sure, she's a doctor, and that's what she's.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Of environmental medicine.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 10: She's she's wi good in here, will I'm gonna be
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 10: imptent by twenty forty, already know that?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: How did you know that you're so wealthy?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 11: No?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: When, Hell, I'm gonna still be the man I am
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: thirty years. I already know that.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 9: You're gonna be ninety four thirty.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not even gonna wonte to then. Well, I mean,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna save all my energy for waking up them all.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I said, indocrine system. It's an endocrine indocrine.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 9: System, incrin Now what that look like? What indocrine looked like?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 16: Uh?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 9: It's a cream?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: No, you had it?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me just tell you what it says in
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: the dictionary. I looked it up. Secreting internally producing secretions
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: that are distributed in the body by way of the bloodstream,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Hormones produced by the endocrine system of a relating to, affecting,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: or resembling an indocrine gland or secretions like it's a crisis.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 22: Yeah, all right, Now keep checking mine daily and making
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 22: sure it ain't losing.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Like you like you check your prostate and give yourself waxes.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 9: Be it had no effect on me. Right now?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: Would you say it has no effect on me right now?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 10: So I don't give a damn about the stud When
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 10: I gonna have twenty forty five How many years is that?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: Twenty four, twenty twenty four years from.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 8: Now, Yeah, twenty four years from now.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Twenty three, twenty three, I'll be one. Twenty three years man,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: I'll be eighty seven.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 15: Yeah, you're not gonna be concerned. Not gonna be concerned
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 15: about that is What about the rest of you guys?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Aren't older men who take the blue pill? Are Aren't
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: they still active at that age?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: See if some of them, I'm gonna be fine.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna be chewing them like a candy I'm gonna
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 10: have I'm gonna have them my neck.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: It's like like a Halloween necklage with candy.
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  Speaker 10: With the candy, I'm gonna just hear riagon around one
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  Speaker 10: nick just like like chit lits just every five minutes,
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  Speaker 10: I'm gonna invite.
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  Speaker 2: One off shoot it. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I've heard it all. Yeah, you guys have
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  Speaker 2: My daughter is using my daughter the phone.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, well, congratulations, go to Elevated dot Com.
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  Speaker 16: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we
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  Speaker 1: will play a round of would you rather? Right after
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  Speaker 1: this you're listening Morning show time now for a round
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  Speaker 1: of would you rather? Would you rather end every single
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  Speaker 1: phone call with I love you? Or accidentally call your
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  Speaker 1: partner the wrong name during love making.
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  Speaker 16: I'm gonna end it. I'm gonna end it what I
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  Speaker 16: love you. I'm not gonna proud about the wrong name.
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  Speaker 16: You call him my wife the wrong name.
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  Speaker 9: Hello, be on the phone with Junie. You're getting all
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  Speaker 9: the phone here. I love you, Jim, I love you too.
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  Speaker 2: I love.
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  Speaker 9: We gonna be here.
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  Speaker 4: That wrong name?
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  Speaker 17: What about you, Steve?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no no, I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 2: end it what I love Yeah, uh huh cool.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody fight man.
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  Speaker 4: All right, don't call anybody the wrong.
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather date the celebrity of your choice, the
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  Speaker 1: celebrity of your choice, or would you rather date the
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  Speaker 1: hottest person you actually know? M?
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  Speaker 2: Well, B yeah B for me?
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, I was eighty is more until your rage started
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  Speaker 15: dating the boy Martell.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would.
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  Speaker 1: So you're gonna you're gonna date the hottest person you
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  Speaker 1: actually know, which is so Tommy. We know you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: date Hallie.
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  Speaker 16: We know this all day, all day, every day. Matter
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  Speaker 16: of fact, I bought a lot of to I don't
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  Speaker 16: know if I want you, I.
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  Speaker 2: Got you go see.
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  Speaker 8: Oh lord?
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather eat mystery leftovers from your work refrigerator?
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  Speaker 1: Be okay, not so fast? Or would you rather eat
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  Speaker 1: a strangers left over that they left on their plate
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  Speaker 1: at a restaurant? Both of those areas, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Not doing that one of them.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta pick one. I'd a stall work refrigerator or
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  Speaker 1: strangers leftover.
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  Speaker 2: On their plates at a restaurant.
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  Speaker 10: Radios and I saw a dude eating off of a
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  Speaker 10: room service trade in the hallway.
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  Speaker 2: One No. I watched him set there and over so
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  Speaker 2: Burger left he picked up and ate it man. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: but he was a guest right on up the always.
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  Speaker 1: Here's ru Okay, would you rather punch a wall with
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  Speaker 1: force or get punched in the chest with full force?
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  Speaker 1: Punch a wall with full force or get punched in
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  Speaker 1: the chests with full force?
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  Speaker 10: Which one?
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  Speaker 9: We don't know? Who were talking about punching ins? And
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  Speaker 9: I who would?
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  Speaker 7: We don't know?
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  Speaker 2: If it's Mardreie, I'll take the punch in the chest.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's rounded.
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  Speaker 2: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 17: Thank you? Guys?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, it's
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  Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and we'll get some
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  Speaker 11: Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Our closing remarks are back as well.
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  Speaker 2: What you have for us? Here we go. Here's a suggestion. Here,
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  Speaker 2: Here's what I came up with for today, A suggestion.
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  Speaker 10: Something I've learned that has helped me out dramatically in
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  Speaker 10: accomplishing my goals and attaining my dreams. Have things I'm after,
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  Speaker 10: still have goals that I've not yet met and dreams
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  Speaker 10: that I haven't seen come true yet. But I'm working
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  Speaker 10: on them, and I know they will. And I know
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  Speaker 10: they will because I have mastered one technique of how
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  Speaker 10: to do it. I'm gonna share it with you right now.
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  Speaker 10: If you are wanting something from God, this is just
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  Speaker 10: for spiritual people. If you're not a spiritual person, you
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  Speaker 10: can go do what you want to do right now.
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  Speaker 10: Only this is for people who believe.
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  Speaker 2: In God.
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  Speaker 10: When I want something for God, when I'm trying to
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  Speaker 10: reach a certain goal or fulfill a dream or attain.
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  Speaker 2: Something, I never go about it without his help.
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  Speaker 13: You know.
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  Speaker 10: The things that I do on my own, I'm just
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  Speaker 10: doing them, you know, Like you know, I don't know
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  Speaker 10: simple stuff, you know, like make sure I got water
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  Speaker 10: in my office so I can drink enough. I don't
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  Speaker 10: I can do that right. But let's say I have
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  Speaker 10: an aspiration or dream that's pretty big, as are most
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  Speaker 10: of mine, and as should yours be. You should dream
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  Speaker 10: as big as you possibly can. You should let your
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  Speaker 10: imagination lead you into the life that God has for you.
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  Speaker 7: Now.
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  Speaker 10: The way to do that is to first of all, ask,
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  Speaker 10: because the scripture says you have not because you ask not,
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  Speaker 10: And then you have to believe.
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  Speaker 2: You have to have faith that God can do anything
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  Speaker 2: but fail.
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  Speaker 10: The third thing you need is a work ethic, an
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  Speaker 10: unrelenting work ethic. There is a scripture that says faith
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  Speaker 10: without works is dead. So after you ask for this
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  Speaker 10: incredible dream of vision or goal that you have and
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  Speaker 10: you put the faith in it, the belief, you got
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  Speaker 10: to work because faith without work is dead.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, cool?
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  Speaker 10: Now, the best way to accomplish your dreams and gifts,
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  Speaker 10: First of all, you should tie it to your I
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  Speaker 10: mean your goals and gifts. Your goals and dreams, you
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  Speaker 10: have to tie it to your gift. Everything should be
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  Speaker 10: tied to your gift. Now, if you on an airplane
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  Speaker 10: or go on special trips has nothing to do with
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  Speaker 10: your gift. But the route that you're gonna get to
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  Speaker 10: this goal and to this dream has to be tied
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  Speaker 10: to your gift.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 10: Now, once you do that and you ask God for
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  Speaker 10: something that's impossible, be careful who you share it with
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  Speaker 10: because sharing things from your imagination is not always in
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  Speaker 10: your best interest. Because your imagination is yours and yours alone.
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  Speaker 10: Other people can't see it, they don't see no way how,
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  Speaker 10: They just start shooting it down. But when you do
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  Speaker 10: ask God for this incredible thing.
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  Speaker 9: Listen to me. The how too.
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  Speaker 2: Is none of your business. Let me repeat that.
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  Speaker 10: When you ask God for your visions, your goals, your dreams,
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  Speaker 10: your aspirations, and you believe He'll do it, and you're
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  Speaker 10: willing to work as hard as you can to accomplish it,
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  Speaker 10: that's all that's required of you. The how too is
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  Speaker 10: none of your business. Get out of the way. The
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  Speaker 10: reason there is no scripture that tells us as people
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  Speaker 10: to figure it out is because if you're asking God
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  Speaker 10: for something so big, you got to leave it up
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  Speaker 10: to him. You gotta let him handle it. The how
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  Speaker 10: to is not any of your business. The how too
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  Speaker 10: is not up to you. It's up to your faith
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  Speaker 10: and your belief in a higher power. Stop tripping on
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  Speaker 10: the how to. It ain't your business. The reason the
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  Speaker 10: how to is not up to you, I have found
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  Speaker 10: in my life is for this reason right here, because
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  Speaker 10: my ways and my understanding is not enough to get
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  Speaker 10: me to where I want to go, be half and
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  Speaker 10: attained to where I want to go be half and attained.
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  Speaker 10: My ways and my understanding is not enough Because I'm
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  Speaker 10: asking God for something so.
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  Speaker 2: Huge that I don't know how to get it. But
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  Speaker 2: I know that he does.
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  Speaker 10: You can't even fathom his ways. You can quit tripping.
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  Speaker 10: You can save yourself a lot of time. You can't
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  Speaker 10: google his ways. You don't know the route he's gonna take.
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  Speaker 10: You don't know how he's gonna touch certain people's hearts
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  Speaker 10: along the way. You don't know how he gonna move
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  Speaker 10: people into position to get you exactly what you need,
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  Speaker 10: when you need it, and how you need it. You
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  Speaker 10: have no idea what God is going to do and
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  Speaker 10: how he's going to do it. So why trouble yourself
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  Speaker 10: with the how to? Because it ain't your business. The
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  Speaker 10: how too is not up to you. And the reason
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  Speaker 10: is not up to you is because when you ask
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  Speaker 10: for something so great that you absolutely have to have
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  Speaker 10: God's help to get it, your ways and understanding is
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  Speaker 10: not enough. You won't be able to accomplish it because
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  Speaker 10: you can't even fathom his ways. You have no idea
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  Speaker 10: how He's going to go about it. You're clueless. You
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  Speaker 10: can't move the pieces the way God can. You can't
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  Speaker 10: do it man. As a matter of fact, if you try,
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  Speaker 10: you're all in the way. Now you're gonna mess it up.
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  Speaker 10: You are now blocking the blessing with concerning yourself with
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  Speaker 10: the how to. The how to is none of your business.
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  Speaker 10: You have to ask, leave and be willing to work
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  Speaker 10: your tail off. That's how you accomplish it in life,
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  Speaker 10: and how to ain't your business. Those are my COVID nofs.
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