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Lent 40 Days and 40 Nights 02.28.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: your back at it. Uh huh. Well a good morning everybody,
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  Speaker 1: y'all listening to the voice. Come on dig me na
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show, got
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  Speaker 1: a go on for you today. Um. Tommy email me,
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  Speaker 1: text me and hit me with a thought this morning
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  Speaker 1: that caused me to thinking a little bit deeper about it.
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  Speaker 1: Sent me a short text, but it was very pointed.
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  Speaker 1: It had a lot of meaning to me. So as
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  Speaker 1: I began to think about this text to me, I
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  Speaker 1: began to think in terms of how I could present
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  Speaker 1: it as a as a learned experience for all of them.
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  Speaker 1: And and the text of Tommy sent me this morning
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  Speaker 1: said that a tree yields fruit seasonally, but even when
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  Speaker 1: it's not yielding, it's still a fruit tree. Don't get
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  Speaker 1: upset not producing at not producing. Your season has come. Men,
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  Speaker 1: if you stay planted, okay, one more time. A fruit
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  Speaker 1: tree yields seasonally, but even when it's not yielding's still
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  Speaker 1: a fruit tree. Don't get upset and not producing because
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  Speaker 1: your season is coming if you stay planted. Okay. Now
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  Speaker 1: that meant something to me this morning, and it caused
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  Speaker 1: me to start to thinking it through a little bit
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  Speaker 1: deeper in terms of what has happened in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Because what here's the deal. The thing that I just
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  Speaker 1: learned recently, recently was about seasons in your life. Seasons.
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  Speaker 1: I was familiar with it all my life. My mother
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  Speaker 1: taught it to me. I've experienced it, but I didn't
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  Speaker 1: really get it into of late. The thing about the
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  Speaker 1: seasons in your life is when we start thinking about
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  Speaker 1: when you hear people in church, or you hear people
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  Speaker 1: say it's your season is coming, boy, you in your season?
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  Speaker 1: You know what was messing me up a little bit
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  Speaker 1: and it might be messing you up. I thought of
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  Speaker 1: seasons just like I did the season's winter, spring, summer
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  Speaker 1: and fall. But I had it on the timeline just
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  Speaker 1: like seasons quarterly a year. So I looked at boy, iss,
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  Speaker 1: your season, Your season is coming. I looked at it
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  Speaker 1: as a short span of time, and then I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna go back to the barrenness of winter, and then
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  Speaker 1: something might happen a little later on in the spring,
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  Speaker 1: and something pop through the ground and flowers show up,
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  Speaker 1: and then they might survive the something. It's good, and
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  Speaker 1: it's going good all summer long, and I'm guiding, I'm
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  Speaker 1: harvesting crops. Then the fall coming start fading. Then when
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  Speaker 1: I go back to suffering the barrenness of winter like
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  Speaker 1: a crop. But here's what I learned earned. You cannot
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  Speaker 1: look at your season in life and the seasons that
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  Speaker 1: we go through with the same eye for seasons as
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  Speaker 1: you do with crops, because God's timeline is totally different. See,
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  Speaker 1: a season to God could be in a really extended
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  Speaker 1: period of time. It could be the duration of your life.
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  Speaker 1: That's what a season is in God's timeline. See God
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  Speaker 1: is expensive man, He's way bigger than the regular thing.
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  Speaker 1: So what may be a season two a farmer, a
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  Speaker 1: season for God could be three hundred years, fifty years,
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  Speaker 1: sixty years, eighty years, you in now. So I had
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  Speaker 1: to learn that because I was afraid that seasonally meant
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  Speaker 1: that this blessing would be for a short period of time.
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  Speaker 1: Then I go back, Then I there come another burst,
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  Speaker 1: and then I go back, and then I fire a
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  Speaker 1: few more nice shots, and I have a nice summer,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and then I started withering away and here
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  Speaker 1: come winter again. The first things first, that's not how
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  Speaker 1: it worked for me, and that's how I had to learn.
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  Speaker 1: So now let's talk about it with that in mind.
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  Speaker 1: See what the text Tommy sent me mental lot to me,
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  Speaker 1: because see, everybody is a fruit tree. We are all
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  Speaker 1: or fruit tree. But here's the key, though, we are
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  Speaker 1: all different kinds of fruit trees. Oh see, that's the difference.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the other thing was tripping me out. See
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  Speaker 1: I I was looking at the other trees trying to
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  Speaker 1: figure out why I wasn't given and burying the same
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  Speaker 1: fruit that they were burying. Why wasn't I a billion now?
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  Speaker 1: Why wasn't I a yacht owner? Why didn't I come
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  Speaker 1: up with the next great idea? Why wasn't either next
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  Speaker 1: big producer? Why wasn't I the next big, major star.
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  Speaker 1: Why wasn't I the one that came up with some
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  Speaker 1: earth shattering idea and invention that would change the scope
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  Speaker 1: of the world and all this money would flow me?
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  Speaker 1: Why wasn't Because that ain't my fruit, that that's not
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  Speaker 1: my tree. See, everybody can't be Steve Jobs. Everybody can't
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  Speaker 1: be the little dude that invented Facebook. Everybody's not gonna
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  Speaker 1: be the guy that comes up with the next invention
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  Speaker 1: that changes the world. You ain't the right, brothers. You
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  Speaker 1: may not be the one to think of flight. But
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  Speaker 1: what is your fruit? Though? See? Your fruit is plenty,
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  Speaker 1: see and and and and what the what the text
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  Speaker 1: was saying, is your fruit? You? You you bare fruit seasonally,
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  Speaker 1: That means it's coming sometimes you still sprouting. Well, when
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  Speaker 1: you're sprouting, you can't have fruit on you yet what
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  Speaker 1: you're tripping for? You just sprouted. You just came came
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  Speaker 1: up through the dirt. You've been hustling and grinding. You
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  Speaker 1: just popped up through the dirt. Now you're a young tree.
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  Speaker 1: You're a bush. Even if you had fruit on it,
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  Speaker 1: your your bark and your limbs ain't strong enough to
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  Speaker 1: hold the fruit. It The the size of the fruit
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  Speaker 1: would break your limbs if you get it too early. Paul,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, don't you understand this? Now? This is
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  Speaker 1: what this text meant to me. And so when I
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  Speaker 1: while I wanted fruit, I wasn't ready to hold the fruit.
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  Speaker 1: So you gotta strengthen yourself. You gotta get focused, You
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  Speaker 1: gotta be who you're supposed to be. You gotta try hard. God,
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  Speaker 1: the fruit season is coming for you, because everybody is
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  Speaker 1: a fruit tree, and everybody gonna bad fruit. But what
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  Speaker 1: you cannot do is think that. Look if you're a
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  Speaker 1: lemon tree and your fruit that you bears limen. This
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  Speaker 1: is an analogy. Now I'm talking about whatever your gift
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  Speaker 1: is the fruit you bears a lemon tree. But you
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  Speaker 1: look over there and you're looking at the apple archard
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  Speaker 1: and you're going, but them apples is big and red.
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  Speaker 1: More people eat apples, didn't eat lemons. You sell more
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  Speaker 1: apples than you do lemons. Oh that's true. So now
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  Speaker 1: guess what you do. Now? You uproot yourself. You take
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  Speaker 1: yourself up out of who you are and what you
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  Speaker 1: were born to do. You remove yourself from your gift.
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  Speaker 1: You take yourself all out of who you really are
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  Speaker 1: going over there trying to be an apple tree. When
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  Speaker 1: God made you the lemon tree. Now guess what now
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  Speaker 1: you're all about the soil. You ain't root it no more,
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  Speaker 1: can't no nutrients come up through your roots to even
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  Speaker 1: feed the lemons that he that He bore you to have.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're over there trying to be an apple something
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got no bus of it. Well, ain't no
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  Speaker 1: room and the apple archard for the lemon tree. Now
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  Speaker 1: you wonder why you can't get your roots down in there,
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  Speaker 1: why they ain't accepting you? Now you're bearing man, old,
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  Speaker 1: woe is me, Lord, you'll never get me no fruit.
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  Speaker 1: It's because you keep moving. Let's keep you keep taking
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  Speaker 1: yourself out of who you are. You keep removing yourself
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  Speaker 1: some from the soil that you was planted in. You
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  Speaker 1: keep taking yourself out your orchard. Stop trying to be
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  Speaker 1: an apple. If you was born to be a limit.
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with lemons? I like lemonade. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: people I know like lemonade. Lemonade. If you stay focused
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  Speaker 1: with it, you might be the only one with the
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  Speaker 1: good lemons. Now, everybody to need limons gotta come to you,
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  Speaker 1: oh man. But if you keep uprooting yourself moving. You're
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  Speaker 1: never batter fruit that you was born to bare. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: is a fruit tree. But you got to stay planet man.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta stay nourished. You gotta talk to your creator
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  Speaker 1: who made you, and find out what fruit you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to bath and then in your season it's coming. What
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  Speaker 1: fruit tree? You know? Don't give off that fruit except
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  Speaker 1: or fruit tree. Who has not been for the lies,
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  Speaker 1: who has not been nurtured, who has been dug up
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  Speaker 1: and cast away? Did that fruit tree? Can't bring fruit?
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  Speaker 1: But we do it to ourselves. We're looking all over.
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  Speaker 1: The great fruits is way bigger than lemons. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go be a great fruit. I don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: no date tree. These little old dates. There's a there's
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  Speaker 1: a big market for dates. That's a big market for figs.
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  Speaker 1: There's a huge market out there for cherries. See stop
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  Speaker 1: looking at the apples and oranges. So you see a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot more apples and oranges than you do anything.
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  Speaker 1: Look at all them grapes. Yeah, man, they make wine
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  Speaker 1: out of grapes. They do it. I won't be a grape.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't a great man, You're a cherry tree. Be
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  Speaker 1: the best cherry tree you can be. Let all that
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  Speaker 1: fruit come on your tree. Man, you ain't gonna have
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  Speaker 1: enough room on your branches for the cherries that he'll
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  Speaker 1: put on your tree. Everybody want a good cherry man.
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  Speaker 1: Come on here now, stay planning, folks, Quit moving around,
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  Speaker 1: Quit quit getting off your hustle before the before the victory.
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  Speaker 1: Come stop giving up. Man right before you about the
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  Speaker 1: bare fruit. Now you pull up root and go somewhere
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  Speaker 1: else because that it ain't happening quick enough. Man, your
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  Speaker 1: season is coming, but you got to stay played, and
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  Speaker 1: you got to realize through contacting your creator what type
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  Speaker 1: of fruit tree you are. And quit looking at the
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  Speaker 1: other archierds trying to get over there and they got
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  Speaker 1: more fruit than you. That's not who you are. Stop
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  Speaker 1: trying to be something that you are not. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: Shut Come on, boy, thank God for the that I need,
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  Speaker 1: one that I need? Two things that happened. Now, what's
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  Speaker 1: that I need? Somebody to mess up? The election? M
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  Speaker 1: h and I need one famous black person to go
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  Speaker 1: visit the president. All this off of me. It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: matter like Samuel like that because you got you started
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  Speaker 1: with Sam. Sam gonna cut you out, well, Sam, bol
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  Speaker 1: y'all gonna be all types of mls. That's something to say.
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  Speaker 1: call you all types of mls. You say something about him.
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  Speaker 1: I like Sam. No, I'm sitting up listening to them
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  Speaker 1: first lady. You know they go no, we go high. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that old great good, that's the classic. You need the
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  Speaker 1: right thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, let's hope it
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  Speaker 1: work out. Well, let's working right now. Wrong, show would
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  Speaker 1: have felt better. You had good intentions. You had great intentions. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's so good, dude, this is too show passed. Oh no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't sure about a year. I'm taking boy a year,
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  Speaker 1: miss universe speaking from experience. Yeah, oh yeah, well you
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  Speaker 1: didn't see anything. You're back for a year. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: you didn't see any and insight and now look, thanks
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  Speaker 1: to Warren Beatty, it's all over. Yeah, but it's all right.
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  Speaker 1: I just need somebody else, y'all see y'all doing a
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  Speaker 1: movie together. Man, you don't want them later. This is
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  Speaker 1: big news doing a movie. Dog, that's you, Tom, but
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  Speaker 1: you could do it good one. Both of your detectives
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  Speaker 1: were just bad information information case all the case. The
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  Speaker 1: case came against none of y'all. I think it would
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  Speaker 1: be better if you're getting the movie time. You don't
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  Speaker 1: want to need work shots fired. That mean I need.
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  Speaker 1: What I meant was not what I meant. You know,
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  Speaker 1: the here you here in the morning to start what? No,
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  Speaker 1: I just just saying you need a good movie under
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  Speaker 1: your belt. You you just yeah, don't fix it up
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  Speaker 1: and come out like that all right? Well whatever it
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  Speaker 1: is ragged, you know, ragged when you said it, I
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  Speaker 1: was just trying. I was saying, like, you know, you
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  Speaker 1: need a good movie under your belt because you had
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  Speaker 1: a lot of is your digging that's how you want
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  Speaker 1: to be? Said, No, dog, I mean you know you
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  Speaker 1: know me. Okay, just start all over. Let's take just
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  Speaker 1: started over. Say it again. Time you and Warren Baby
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  Speaker 1: should do a movie. Say all that. Yeah, come on,
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  Speaker 1: what did you do? Say? Hearts specialists? You've been well
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  Speaker 1: that's a good one, hard specialist baggage. We told you
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  Speaker 1: to do it again. Do over, let's I'm just trying
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  Speaker 1: to get the movies. You know, he wasn't all because
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  Speaker 1: what why are you trying to get the movie? So
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  Speaker 1: that was the point. Yeah, Oh, because Slory, he's been
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  Speaker 1: a lot of good great Morgan Freeman thing. Well okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold on not seriously, Sherley, what what was the movie?
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  Speaker 1: Call it? And Sherley, what was a movie? Time with
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  Speaker 1: Benny hard Specialists? The one about his life and kids? Secure? Yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 1: baggage claim. Yeah it'ssecure. I think like a man man
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  Speaker 1: wanted the great his lines in the movie. But and
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  Speaker 1: not a lot of people saw this when Steven hasn't
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  Speaker 1: come to the big screen yet. But who can forget
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  Speaker 1: Papa Raised? Who stole paper Raising? Who stole paper rate money?
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  Speaker 1: That's nobody that's seen it could forget it. I saw it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see it, Tommy, I was. I heard of pregnant?
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  Speaker 1: It was pregnant and what you went blood? That was
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  Speaker 1: six years ago? Who stole proper rate money? For six
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  Speaker 1: years ago? Tasha is nine? Yeah, you have so much?
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  Speaker 1: Oh what I'm coming out a decade? I said, man
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  Speaker 1: just probably took over one. Yeah, but you know, so
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  Speaker 1: many good things Um, so, how'd your day go yesterday, Steve?
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  Speaker 1: After all of this, it was full, you know, spent
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  Speaker 1: a lot of meetings, didn't get out of that, didn't
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  Speaker 1: get out of Vegas until late, all those meetings and
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  Speaker 1: then just getting in early. You know, you gotta fly
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  Speaker 1: back to Chicago, lose time, three hours and half files man,
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  Speaker 1: Just busy man, just trying to get it done, though,
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  Speaker 1: that's all. Can't complaint. Well, we know Denzel is your friend,
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  Speaker 1: and when you talk to him, please tell him that
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  Speaker 1: we all were supporting him to win that Best Actor
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  Speaker 1: Award for Fences. For sure. I was man of about that.
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  Speaker 1: I've been mad since Malcolm X though. Yeah, it's truth
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  Speaker 1: be told. Yeah, they owe him to Malcolm X. He
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  Speaker 1: wanted for Training Day and Glory Best Supporting Actor for Glory.
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  Speaker 1: But Tommy, would you do the Oscars next year? You say,
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  Speaker 1: do the Oscars? Explain? I mean gold present hosts. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: come on, come on, you giving it to meet this morning? Boy?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, line it up. No, I'm just saying it can't.
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  Speaker 1: I said, if would you, I mean, you know, if
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  Speaker 1: you were in a movie this year they got nominated
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  Speaker 1: and all that. Okay, yes, I'll ask answer for him. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he would go at least I know you won't. Can
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  Speaker 1: I see you doing the commercial when we go in Comerica.
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  Speaker 1: I worried do it? Now you know we do all
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  Speaker 1: some of it can't be like Okay, yes I'm about to,
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  Speaker 1: very happy woman right now, very happy because when we
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  Speaker 1: better try. September twenty three, nineteen sixty nine, All right,
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  Speaker 1: you went mes. September twenty three, nineteen sixty nine, Lemuel
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  Speaker 1: Wood Band was playing at the George Washington Carver Park.
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  Speaker 1: Lemuel woodband, having a good time at the park with
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  Speaker 1: his friends, playing basketball, playing tag, having a wonderful time.
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  Speaker 1: Lemuel looked up and realized that he was getting dog
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  Speaker 1: and it was time to head home. But they played
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  Speaker 1: another round the basketball and it got dog. All of
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: a sudden, lemnu Well broke out running home because he
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  Speaker 1: was late. The street lights had come on, and when
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: lemu Well got home, his mama was waiting for him
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: with a switch in the yard. Lemu Well is the
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: first person to get his assoop after the street lights
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: should have been there thirty minutes pride, but the boy
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: was late because that basketball got good. He is the
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: first person got his ass toe up in the front
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: yard for getting home late after the street lights came off.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Nineteen sixty nine, step Timber twenty three Augusta, George and
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: George Washington, Carba Paul. History was made? Who knew? Who live?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: You gotta go? Yeah, oh yeah yeah, take us back
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: to our childhood. One all coming up next, it's run
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: that prank back. What you got pork hus what pork husband?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Everybody got one? No one you've heard of. You ain't
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: here the work. Hell you gotta you don't have no
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: work wife, Would you say you worth with wife? What
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: your quork? Wife? Work? Work? Wife? Work? Is that similar
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: to tworking? What work with? You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Welcome back to the Ride. Y'all listen, uh
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: miss and it's coming up with National News today. Also
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Tommy got to run that prank back. And then I
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: is the question of the day today, What are you
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: giving up for lint? Uh? Huh? I don't. I've never
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I don't even if somebody explained that to me. Really, Okay,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: some stuff on your clothes and you have to get
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: it now, that's l I n T. We're talking about
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: l e n T. It's too lints. Yeah, like bab
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: are you talking like beans? Oh? No, a mental beans?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Today I think might be my last day. What is
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: it like I lent you some money? Shirt? Well, it's
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: about the same, okay, park cub Oh I said it good?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: That right there? Coming up? Hello, Hell, I'm trying to
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: reach uh Gary, Gary? Who's this? Hello? Who's this? Hey?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: This is Tony Man. I work with your wife, Pam.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: It's all right, she's fine, she's fine. Man. I'm I'm
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: one of the co workers. Man. I wanted to reach
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: out to you. You know, I've been working with it
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: quite some time. I'm kind of like what they called
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: her work husband. Man. You may have heard her mention
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: me be for Tony. Wait wait wait wait, back up,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: back up, because I maybe a little sleep. What did
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: you say a husband? No? No, no, no, no, no
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: no no, nothing like that. Man, ain't but one husband here? Okay, No,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I got that. I'm a work husband, you know, you
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: know like that, you know, just some something playful at
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: the job. They'd be saying, work, What are you talking about? Well,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: you know, it's just just something, you know, playful. They
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: be saying, you know, uh, when you hang around somebody
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: a lot, this that you should work husband or your
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: work wife. You know, something like that. But no, nothing nothing,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: nothing heavy, nothing heavy at all. Man, All right, what's
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: what's up? Man? I mean what's up? Well? I was
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: calling man, trying to ask you how long? Um? How
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: long are you paying been married? Wait? Wait, what's what's
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: your name again? My name is Tony? Okay, um, we've
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: been married about eight or nine years. I mean, what's up?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: How long do you do? Uh? If you don't, mommy
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: asking how much longer do you see y'all y'all being married.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I how to dude? Mind you? Okay, hold up, how
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: did you get this lumber again? Man? Like? No, I
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: got to I got to number out of out of
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: pants phone, and I wanted to call you myself. Whoa
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa back out of my
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: wife's phone. Yeah, dog, I don't I don't even answer.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Whoa whoa? Why are you in my wife phone? No, dude,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I mean I just got it off a desk. Man.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I wanted to. I wanted to, um, you know, I
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: wanted to reach out to you man and kind of
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: have a black a private conversation with you. That's all.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: First one, why are you in my wife's phone? You
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: calling me? Dude? I mean, this is this, this is
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: how this this husband thing. This it's really it's really
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: blowed me right now. No, it's just you know, it's
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: just a it's a work husband, man, that's all that is.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: What is a work husband? What are you? What are
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you doing with my wife? You know? That's just like
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: you know, like you know, I'll bring us some coffee
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: and don'nuts to the job, or you know, get us
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: some lunch and stuff. Man. If she don't feel like going,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: my wife don't even like don that if we got
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: a new coffee machine two weeks ago? For why are
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: you bringing my wife? Who? Hey, man, listen, I really,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I really, I basically I just called for this year.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I loan, I loan to you. Foresee y'all being married
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: to death? Do my fun? What do you mean? How
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: long are we gonna be married? What you me is to?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Tony Man? Tony, Tony Tori. I don't give a damn
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: you asking me these? Hold on? Let me let me
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: call my wife. Hold on, hold on, holo. Hello, Hello Gary, Gary,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: look TM, you better call me. We've in two minutes
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: right now, it's ten. You better call me my ten?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Your black be sleeping outside? Hello, Tory? Hello? Yes? Are
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: you want to do that? Why are you called her? Man? This?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: This wonna be a conversation me and you having together
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: on the Are you talking about you? You and my wife? Work? Husband?
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: It ain't but one husband up in here? What my land?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: And she don't keep it till death? Do us part? Now?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you called me on a Friday. I'm so
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: glad because I got all weekend to think about that.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you because this here now he man, Man,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: all I'm trying to figure out how much wrong with
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: do you think you want to be married to her? Oh? Yeah,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: this wasn't gonna be phenomenal? Are you better get right
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: with Jesus on Srinday? Because I get a dance tea.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: You're gonna meet a Monday morning. I'm trying, and I'm
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: taking my wife up there earlier, and I want to
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: see you black. I'm just trying to ad out. All
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is if you didn't want to be be
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: mad toor any longer than maybe we could work something. Now.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm asking the workout partners. All we need
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: to work it out is be there Monday because I'm
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: shoulder hell is gonna be there past in the early
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Monday waiting for your work husband mine. Okay, look, man,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I'm never gonna working. I'm not trying to look. I
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: don't trying to do it. Help with deeper man and
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: man conversation with you. Man, all right, you don't call
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: me talking abouss. You're bringing my wife Donn's and coffee
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: and I all up in a phone. This ain't no
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: decent conversations. Hey man, I'm her work husband. Dog. Everybody, everybody.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Most people have a work husband or work wife. Man,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: that's that's known in the corporate world. Work husband. You
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: hear what I'm saying. What a work husband and you
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there Monday eight o'clock. Hey, man, I'm
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: not gonna saying go back. Look, you know what I'm
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: gonna just called Pam. I just called Pam. I'm sorry
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: to call me back in about a minute. In fifteen seconds,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: we're gonna wait for her to call me back. Works
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: husband mine on a Friday. Okay, Well, that's it was
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: just it was just a question. Man. I'm just trying
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: to see if you didn't want to, maybe we could
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: work something out if I find out if there's any
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: truth to anything you're saying. Oh, it's gonna be to
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: lay down night to night. You ain't nobody gonna do
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: nothing to my baby. I mean, ain't nobody gonna done
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: What did you just call my wife your babby? No? No, man,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I'm doing here on Monday, and this is the work husband.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man, No,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing to say to me. Monday. No, no, no,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I got something else I need to say to you.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Are you listening? You better talk to Jesus because I'm
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: gonna be up there on Monday at eight. Okay, I
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: got I got one more thing I need to say.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Got nothing to say to me. It's something Monday I do.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Got one more thing to say to you. Go ahead,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: go ahead. I said that you're listening. I'm listening to
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: this for work hasAge. We'll just what I want to
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: tell you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your brother Eric
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: love that I can't put you up to this. Yeah,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad this is a joke because somebody was
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: about to die. I'm gonna see she works. So you
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: all right? Man? Oh man, that's a good one. Right.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I need a drink, man, Man? Yeah, man, Hey, I
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: got one more thing I gotta ask you, man, what
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the Lake and the
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show? Crazy? You're listening to the Steve
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show? All right, Today's Marty gra Tomorrow is
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Ashway Day? Is it? What are people planning to give
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: up this year for Lent. Now, Lent is that period
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: between uh, Marty Gras and then Easter. Okay, I think
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: that's a forty day period. You know they counted for
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Marty Gras. I thought litt was religious. You got something
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: to do with Lent? Is the religious uh observation? You
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: know in New Orleans they party and everything, you know,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: and do everything for Marty Gray and then after Mighty
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: grad Day, then they go into ash Wednesday in the
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Lenten season, you know, but too don't have nothing to
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: do each other. Well, it's like, yeah, so they're playing
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: something rotty grow up until ash Wednesday, yes, yes, yes,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: and then it starts Lent and you give up something
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: for Lent, you know, like you kind of like stop sinning,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I guess, or doing things that you've seen in the
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: whole time you're doing the mode, right, yeah, but after
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: after minagraphs over and then, but surely it's confusing to
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: me to give up Lint is to give up a scene.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, okay here, no, okay, listen to this.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: You give up certain things like uh, that's how it
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: was explained to us, being Christians and everything, you know,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Catholics through it. It's a Catholic observation. Yeah, you know,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: you you do something for lyn so you try not
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: to send like you know, people do do things like
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: give up TV, give up sugar, you know, or something
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: like that. But yeah, things like that, but you give
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: the things you want to do for self improvements totally.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: But if you want to do that, you can. Yeah.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: So what about us the Baptist You're still Christian? You know, Yeah,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: we did it. We did never give up any kids.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: We did it. I mean, I don't think it's as
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: popular now with other religions besides Catholics, you know, besides Catholicism,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: but um, yeah, we used to do it in our faith.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: They don't they don't necessarily um tie it to religion,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: but they still observe the Lenten season. I probably will
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: give up sugar, Steve, which is hard for me right
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: now because I've been eating sugar. So that's what I
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: want to give up sugar. Oh yeah, and potato chips. Yeah,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: so sugar and sugar and potato chips. Who would you
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: give up, big dog? What would you give up if
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: you had to do something like that? What would I
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: give up? Mm hmm for forty days? Something hard? Yes,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: self improvement something you would want to give up to
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: get closer to God. A lot of people do it
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: for that reason. You give it up, you get closer
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: to God. People pray, they fast during that time. The
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: only thing I can think of that I could try
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: to give up. Maybe if you say what I think
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: you're gonna say, you won't fail. Yes, don't even say it. Okay,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: surely what was you thinking of? Uncle cousin show? Don't
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: even put yourself through that, because it's for forty days, Steve,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: you could do it, see right there that they are right?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: All right? All right? How about this? Forty days for
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: little no profanity on the radio. You can't do that anyway,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: but you try. You can do it for one day,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: one hour. I think the last time you tried this,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: don't don't do that. Do something that you know you
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: can't do profanity on the radio anyway? What was that? Well?
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: You know like little words will give you one? Like
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: you that are piss permissible on the radio. I'm gonna
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: give you one. You It'll be a struggle, but let's
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: see you you can do it. Give up your plane
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: for fort todaid and go to the airport like regular people.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Already have I've been in these shops you get. Okay,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: so what do you like to um? What what's one
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: of your favorite foods? Steve? You could give up cigars? Yeah, cigars,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm supposed to be he jor huh what
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: is your half chick ass in this for? It's you know, sacrifice.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Help me tell about something? Give up cigars for lit
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: for what? It ain't no seeing it's it doesn't necessarily
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: have to be that. It's just a sin. I mean
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: some people do that, you know, That's how we kind
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: of did it growing up. But it doesn't have to
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: be that. It could be like I said, I'm going
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: to give up I think something that I really really
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: really really love, and that's potato, chips and sugar. Right now?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: You really love cigars? Yeah, and you really really love
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: cigars for you day. You can do it though, So
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: if it would help, if if I'm not giving up cigars, okay,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: we'll give up sex for today. I've been to smoke
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: one now you know, ladies and gentlemen, she's here, Miss
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Ann Tripp, thank you very much. Okay. Yeah, well I'm
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Roman Catholic, so I'm giving up potato chips and jelly donuts,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: those of my things. And yeah, I'm a potato ship lover.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: We're like, oh that terrible. Well, that's why we're wonderful. Okay. Anyway,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: this is aw with the news and good morning. Okay.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: President Trump is scheduled to deliver his first address to
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: a joint session of the Congress tonight, and he's expected
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: to lay out his budget priorities, some things we already
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: apparently know. The President reportedly wants to increase the military
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: budget by about ten or fifty four billion dollars, while
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: decreasing spending on domestic discretionary programs and on foreign aid
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: by about the same amount. Good news is that the
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: president is not touching entitlement programs like Medicare or Social Security.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: By the way, President Trump thinks he knows who's responsible
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: for what he claims have been those information leaks from
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: the White House. I think that President Obama is behind it,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: because there's people are certainly behind it, and some of
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: the leaks possibly come from that group. You know, some
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: of the leaks, which are really very serious leaks because
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: they're very bad in terms of national security. But I
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: also understand that's politics and in terms of him being
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: behind things. That's Paul Techs and it will probably continue. Now.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: The President made Noah had Noah ad mission, and he
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: didn't say he had proof of that, but anyway, he
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: made that remark on Fox News. Jewish schools and community
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: centers and places all over the country have been receiving
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: anti Semitic threats. Yesterday, sites like Florida, Pennsylvania, Alabama, Michigan,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: New Jersey, sites and no no states had to be
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: evacuated after receiving bomb threats. Luckily, they all turned out
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: to be unfounded. However, several Jewish cemeteries have also been
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: vandalized over the last two months. Sad news after Bill
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Paxson has died at age sixty one because of complications
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: through the cardiac surgery. According to his family, Bill Paxson
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: perhaps best remembered for his portrayal of the small town
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: sheriff in the movie One False Move. In Tombstone, he
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: plays the youngest brother White loved that movie, and in
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Titanic he pays the head of that expedition searching for
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: the blue diamonds supposedly lost on the Great Ship when
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: it sunk. Sprague Mrs Calvert I was just wondering if
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: you had found the heart of the ocean yet, Mr Loving,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: all right, you have my attention. Ros Can you tell
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: us to the woman in the picture is Oh? Yes,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: the woman in the picture is me. I love that movie.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: And finally, according to report, turns out that the man
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: in charge of giving out those red nomination and award
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: envelopes at the Oscars was busy tweeting out pictures of
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Hollywood stars instead of doing what he was supposed to
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: be doing. Despite all the controversy, at the end, the
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: ratings were poor. You know, the most pre show buzz
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: was about the movie La La Land, and the Oscars
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: drew an average of only thirty two point nine million viewers,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: which was the second lowest number in history. So didn't
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: do that well, I guess. I guess if people knew
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: what was going to happen at the end, they would
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: have watched not giving it to Denzel. There you go
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: there and hidden Figures, Thank you very much. Best picture
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: in my opinion. Anyway, back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you for saying let's go to the phones.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: What are you giving up for? Lent me up for
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: because I've come up with what I'm gonna give up
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: for litt uh uh rid man red meat, red meat.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Oh that's big, that's pretty big. That's big, would you say, Steve?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: That's great? Yeah? All right? So what are you giving up, sir?
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: For litt I'm gonna give up spanking. Yeah, that's a
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: good idea that business. But I'm will cut that loose
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: for forty days no spanking because I say it said
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: on soul Man, spankings ain't just for baby alright. Coming
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: up at eighteen after the hour, the Butterfly will be
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: in the building with his Butterfly Blog. You're listening to
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Eighteen minutes after that, Eugene is next.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Are we gonna find out what are you giving up for? Little? Okay?
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: And then I'll have a suggestion for him to Stephen.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Shirley Carler R Junior. Good morning to have you one morning,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: butter Eugene. What's up? Just see it it's Tuesday. I
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: had am block. Yes, sir, what are you giving up
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: for little Stephen? Two things that I that I know
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss um my man Halters. I'm not gonna
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: wear thouse for forty days as well. As my ladies
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: cheerleader sneaker man halters. It's a it's a shirt, it's
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: called man halter. But anyway, I'm not gonna wear thous
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna wear my cheerly eating sneakers. That
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: was are a few things that I really really love.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: So it's clothing, certain clothing. Why don't you give up
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: your friends for forty days? Why would I get rid
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: of my friend? And then who am I gonna Who
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: am I gonna talk to? What am I gonna tell?
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna send? Are you going to spend time
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: with me? Oh? Now there's a thought. Oh no, absolutely not.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not your friend. But what it does is all
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: gives you a time to improve yourself. As according to
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: what the ladies just told, then maybe that'll be good
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: to have you and I to do like male bonding.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Well that ain't You don't need no more male bonding.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: That ain't what you need, Steve, And I'm just trying
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: to find a way that maybe saying I now see
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm a different type of Oh I'm not like
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: your friends, That's what I'm saying. No, I don't understand
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: what you mean. Be more clear, I'm not like your friends.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: What minutes after I coming up at the top of
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: the hour's time for the strawberry. Let not my time.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Got really care for your friends right now, but you're
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: not gonna be with my friends. To me your head,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I don't like your friends to promise you. I didn't
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: mean that, I said, Tommy right away. You've never even
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: been around my friend. You did as soon as I
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: said it. I got one for you, and I don't
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: know anyway. Here's what I'm doing my block with you days,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: stepping out into something that you've been really wanting to do.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to be stepping out of work. What
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: else you finished? Step out? You're so serious today. I
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: thought you'd be in New Orleans mon gros all that
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: stay in there. I'm I'm trying to get out of
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I want to get out a wrestling team, and that's
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: what I'm getting My body conditioned to be on a
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: wrestling team. So that's just got It's a new curriculum
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: of mind, a new hobby. I want to get into
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: its wrestling, to be a wrestler with a high Oh
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: that's Tommy, not the butterfly. He looked just like it
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: have you seen the similar between striking put him side
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: by side, you couldn't tell the difference. So um, anyway,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: that's that's it for today. Thank you. It's too much
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: so farty days. Um, what do you give? No man
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: halter and no cheerley the sneakers that I wear. Um,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: those are my two things thus far. I'll think about
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: the friends, about friends. Oh my god, No, I have
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: to have feathers. I have to have feathers. It is
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: a month. Okay, Um, well, thank you, butterfly, thank you
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: so much. Charley. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: thirty four after the hour. Here we are. Right after this,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go to the poll. What are you giving
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: up for LITT this year? Call us eight seven seven
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: twenty nine steven one and talk to Michelle out of Pennsylvania.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Michelle Darling, what are you giving up for LIT this year?
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: And I am. I hadn't thought about Steve, but I'm
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: going to give up working with this lawyer that I have.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get help me getting on book published
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: that I wrote, and this other publisher who I don't
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: think I need to name, did not publish. So my
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: lawyer told me to put it on his letter head
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: and factor to him and all this kind of stuff,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: and he didn't do it. So I'm just going to
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: find a new publisher. So I'm give my lawyer up
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: from that. Give up your lawyer from them, m because
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: you know they you know, they has no appliciated say
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: lawyers of liars. I mean, I don't know if he's lying.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I think he just had too much on his plate.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: And so you know, I need a publisher, and I
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: can't wait for him because I hired this one publisher
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: and they told me to send him some money. I
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: sent him the money, and they want to call me
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: back and tell me when you want your poetry book written?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I sent her over nine other pages of a manuscript.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: What the excuse me would make her think that I'm
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: trying to write a poetry book. Yeah, I don't. Nobody
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: want to nine hunter page book though, I can tell
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: you that. But I ain't time, lord, not what chapter
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: you are five years of reading? Let's line to talk
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: to Kevin Ken. I don't know what the hell I
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: read this book, Moore, but I probably ain't gonna be
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: it A gonna get through that man? Whatever ipptune if
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: it's a self help book. By the time I get there,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need mo help. All right, let's go to
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: line three and talk to Tammy out of California. Tammy,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Good morning everyone. Hello Tammy, wonderful darling. What are you
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: giving up for litting? Why? Well, I'm giving up two things.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: First thing is I'm giving up me. Okay, I'm also
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: giving up hating on myself, being discouraging to myself. You
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: know something, I just got a text from my son
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: who's going through a period where he just said he
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: just woke up. He just needs to pray more because
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: he's feeling so discouraged right now, like the things he's
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: done are not paying off, and I had to remind
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: him that it is paying off. But it is a
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: trick of the devil to make you think that you're
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: not accomplishing anything, so you can get discouraged and stay
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: in a discouraged place. But in actuality, you are just fine.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: You're in the process. It's just the process takes a while.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: But since it takes a while, the devil's job is
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: to come in in one of those oh wild moments
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: and deceive you with it ain't happening. This ain't working.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Let's do something else. Let's give up on this, stay
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: with it ever, get appreciate your appreciate your words every day.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Thank you, darling, keep on, Thank you, Tammy.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Give up? What tell me I'm gonna give up six
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: at my house? Just that location? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: give up six at my house. We'll go here. Well, no,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna give it up, so so where else?
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, it just won't be at the house. You're
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: just let him talk, all right, But do anybody care?
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Not at all. I'm just amazed that he would just
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: even say it aloud. I guess are amazed. I am sometimes,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: you know, even I can become amazed with him. Stupidity
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: is not really amazing. It's startling. Yeah it's not. Yeah, yeah, alright,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: coming up next, more ignorance from the nephew. It just
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: keeps coming on this show. We'll be back. You're listening
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yes, I'm trying to reach
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: a Lester Tucker MS talking. How you doing? This is
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: our Curtis Walking soul brother number nine. I'm with the
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: VP of A and uh the BP of A Black
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: People of America what the okay? Listen, we are we're
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: doing a survey today. We're calling on a lot of
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: white households and we're trying to figure out have y'all
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: been using the N word in your house? And if
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: you have, how many times are you using the N
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: word on a daily basis in your house? The N word? What?
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: What come? Up? Said? I don't use the N word
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: of my house? I got youngest. We don't do that
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: around my house. Have you been using the N word
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: at your job? Ahead? I don't know what kind of
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I'm no? Back to hell? Up? What did you just say?
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: You got what at your job? I got black? Look?
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: What this up? If I used the N words? I
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: paid a rent in this trailer? Hey, hold on, hold
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: the way to any brother? Look, hey, hey, let me
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: explain some something to you, sir. We're all we're doing
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: is a survey. Now, I will tell you this. We
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: do have surveillances at your place and we will be
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out if you are my trailer. We
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: will be taking dictating. We will be trying to figure
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: out if you're using the N word. Let me tell
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: if I won't say the N word, I say words
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say. If I find some surveillance
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: to my trailer, I will come and keep your black
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: people association that hear me? You know who you? Uh?
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Just you lest to Tuck? Ain't you You got right?
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I'm leus to Tucker. Do you want to know how
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: many times I said word? We're trying to get a
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: survey on it, sir, That's what we're trying to I'm
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: with I'm Curtis walking with Black people of America. Hell,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: I'm walking, sir? Why are you calling my house? So
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I'm just here to ask have you been using it?
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: And have you been using it at your job? Why
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: did I tell you I don't use to to my
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: house because I got kids. I don't use at the
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: job because I got black people to work for me.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I don't want to run them off by calling them names. Okay, Well,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: when you go down to the club by yourself, are
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: you guys in there using it? Come on now and
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: be honest with me. Are you guys in there using it? Man?
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I don't know what about.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: But it's not me like you said. Look, I got
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: black neighbors, all right, I ain't. I ain't like that
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I ain't like that. Okay, Well, let me ask you
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: this when you just when it's just you and them,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: them good old boys, when you're just y'all, are you
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: using that in word? Well, let me ask you this
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: when it's this you and you're and you're hoodling a
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: little buddy? Do you want mean? What the what the
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: hell do you call white people? You used word? I
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: am not used the words, sir. I want to get like,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I tell you who the hell you are? Sir. I'm
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: doing the I'm doing the survey here. I don't all right,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: but why will white people of America? How about that? See,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: we can't have a long asociation. Hell no calling me up,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: call me, ask me question. Okay, I just got one
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: more thing to tell you. Are you familiar Williams? Yeah,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: he worked for me. This nephew tim Me from the
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by william
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: You all right, man, you got kind of ribbed up? Man?
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Well man, you like that? Brother? He told me, he said,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: he said, this white guy is gonna go off. He said,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: trust me, he does not use the N word, but
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: just act like he's been using it and he's gonna
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: go to hell offn me money anyway? Hell, all right,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: let's the copy. I gotta ask you, man, what's the
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. Let me tell you
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: if the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And you know how
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: I know some black guys said work for me? Have that? Ever?
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: What a what a today? Telling stories? Well, you know,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: just not people need to know the text days. Oh yeah,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: we do, alright, Subject, Thank you Tommy. Subjects always be
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: open to Yeah, have an open mind. Yeah, and you
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: know what they say for your mind. That's the that's
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: all we reskable, that's all we need. We leve your mind. Subject,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Come on him, all right? You ready to get it together?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Over there? Steve Subject, my husband is verbally abusive? Hi, Steve, Hi,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: surely my husband is verbally abusive. He gets upset with
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: me and calls me hans like butt hole and trifling
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: and says I'm not a good wife and I can
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: be replaced. He comes home from work on my day
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: off and will call me upstairs to ask me what
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I did all day? What I am a grown woman.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: We went to counseling about this, but it doesn't seem
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: like it's getting better. He tells me to get out
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: and takes his rings back, just to call me back
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: the next day to say he's sorry and he wants
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: his marriage to work. We've only been married for a
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: year and I've moved in with him. He also doesn't
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: get along with my daughter and he complains that she
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: doesn't speak to him. I told him he winds and
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: nags like a woman. So I'm thinking about leaving. Do
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: you think that would be wise? Or should I stay
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: and try to work it out? Sincerely, A bruised wife. UM,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: who is this child you're married to? I'm surprised you've
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: put up with it this long. I really am. Verbal
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: abuse hurts too. You just don't see the scars like
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: you do with physical abuse. And and it's only been
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: a year with you guys. What happened to the honeymoon phase? Uh?
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: This is too much. Um. When you went to counseling
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: where you honest with them, because it's clear that you
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: guys really do need some kind of help, and you
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: didn't get it. Because I think that he doesn't think
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: he needs anything. He probably doesn't think anything's wrong with him.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: He's the breadwinner, he's taking care of you. He can
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: just tell you to give him the rings back? Why
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: are you giving him back? When he asked you? They're
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: your rings he gave him to you. This is seriously
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: my fear that the verbal abuse will turn into physical
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: abuse at some point. You know he's starting this after
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: a year. That's very serious to me. I hope it's
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: serious to you. And um, do you think that would
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: be wise since you're thinking about leaving? Yes, I do
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: think that's wise. And I say get out before it's
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: too late, Steve, Yeah, yeah, another one? M M. Do
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: you think so I'm thinking about leaving? Do you think
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: that would be wise? What do you think? You think
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: it's wise to stay? Shirley says something really smart here?
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: What happened to the honeymoon phase? You ain't even been
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: married a year and this guy is verbally abusive? When
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: did this start? Did you see any signs of this
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: before you got married? Don't go this bad normally so fast?
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: You know you still in the planning stage? What kind
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: of house where we're gonna live? Do you want to call?
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: You know, you're still matching stuff up at this point.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: You I don't get what's I don't you know? Lady?
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Come on now, don't don't let your self esteem be
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: so low that you don't see the good and the
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: value in yourself and your daughter, And don't allow your
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: daughter to sit through this and witness this and somehow
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: fix it in her mind that this is the way
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: a man should treat a woman. Because I got news
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: for you. It's not I it's it's it's not you know, uh,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: just just look, I don't you're a grown woman. You
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: said that he come home from work on my off day,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: will call me upstairs and asked me what I did
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: all day? What? I'm a grown woman. We went to counseling,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: but it doesn't seem to be getting better. What y'all
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: doing in the counselor where y'all going? You know, some
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: dudes you can't take the counselor. I got a pardner
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: whose wife has asked for counselor, and he said, okay, cool,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: take me down there. She counseled all of them because
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: she already noticed food right here. Gonna get down there
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: and gonna be more than a notion. When he gets
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: in front of that little psychiatrist. You know what he said,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Wait till he say something against me. How is counseling
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: gonna work if he can't say nothing against you the defensive.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: All right, after the break at eighteen after the hour,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: we'll have part two of Steve's response to Ted Day's
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. You're listening, Steve, Alright, Steve, my husband is
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: verbally abusive after one year. Well, I mean, you know,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't get it. I don't know. You're
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: going to counseling and it ain't working. You're praying about it.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: He ain't changing. I mean, you know, well, what you
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: want me to tell you? Stay there, work out what
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, and and and it's probably is a little
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: bit worse than you're writing in your letter. You know.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Then he he tells me to get out and takes
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: his ring back. He puts you in the baby out. Yeah,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I mean this dude right here, got it backwards, you know. Uh,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: just to call me back the next day and say sorry.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: He wants his manage to work. We've only been married
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: for a year and I moved in with him. Okay,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: so is his house. That's to put you out. But
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: now right there, he's lost the basic concept of marriage anyway,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: of what's mine is yours and what's yours is mind?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: So now he putting you out his house. See this
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: dude right here didn't really need to be married. He
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: needed a housekeeper and an escort service, and then he
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: could go and do it how he want to do.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: You can put them out as soon as they get through.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Plus they want to leave anyway, so you know he
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: should have did that. He also doesn't get along with
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: my daughter. And he complains that she doesn't speak to him.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: That's because kids are smart. See kids read through crap
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: sometimes quicker than we because see he she has no
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: emotional tie to this man. She has no vested interests. Well,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't gotta make this marriage work. She ain't mard.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: She just got this the results of y'all's decision. So
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: the girl going, now, I don't speak because I can
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: tell how you treating my mama. So that's his problem.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: I told him he wines and nags like a woman. Well,
• 1:02:57
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  Speaker 1: you picking? Are you sure he's all the man you
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  Speaker 1: that to a man. That's the direct opposite of what
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  Speaker 1: normally happened. So why are you dealing with that? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. So I'm thinking about leaving. Do you think
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  Speaker 1: that would be wise? Well, you ain't done nothing else wise?
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  Speaker 1: Might a world try that was? Marrying him? Wasn't the
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  Speaker 1: best idea? See him like? Or should I stay and
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  Speaker 1: try to work it out? Don't? The question is does
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  Speaker 1: he want to work it out? You've already invited the
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  Speaker 1: boy to counseling here sincerely a brus wife. Um, you
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  Speaker 1: know what can I tell you? You know I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you right now, Steve Harmon, I'm out. Yeah. Why
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  Speaker 1: don't Shirley Strawberry out? Why don't you what? Why don't
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  Speaker 1: she get the cussing him? Like? He? No, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: that ain't gonna work. Who wants to be in that mess?
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  Speaker 1: go to the phone eight seven seven twenty ninety. What
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  Speaker 1: do you what are you going to give up? For?
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  Speaker 1: Litt and Day's as the question. Alright, Lionel Richie, Uh boy,
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  Speaker 1: this is something. Lionel Richie's tour with Mariah Carey has
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: been postponed until the summer. H Lionel Richie. They're they're
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: calling it what they're calling it, the All the Hits Tour. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: In a statement to the News, Lionel blamed it on
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  Speaker 1: his slow recovery from recent knee surgery. I didn't even
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: know he was having knee surgery. But anyway, that's that's
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  Speaker 1: the reason they're postponing it. When you have been performing
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  Speaker 1: as for as long as I have, Lionel says, it
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  Speaker 1: takes a toll on your body. He says he I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to disappoint anyone, especially my fans, and I
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  Speaker 1: look forward to being back on stage so we can
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  Speaker 1: all be dancing on the ceiling together again. Lionel's rep
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: says the tour will likely be rescheduled for this summer.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what I just told you. Lionel just said.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go, sit down and play that piano.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, Star playing zoom easy like Sunday Morning. Funny
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  Speaker 1: a dance. Say, nobody go to Lina Richard concert to
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  Speaker 1: see him dance. Nobody. Nobody went to see Whitney to
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  Speaker 1: watch your dance. Got that right now they did. Ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, cheese here at the Lovely miss hand trip.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve, Morning, everybody, Shirley, Carla, Tommy Jr. The
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  Speaker 1: Sand Trip with the news. Good morning, Good morning, everybody. Well.
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  Speaker 1: President Trump schedule to deliver his first address to a
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  Speaker 1: joint session of the Congress tonight and expected to lay
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  Speaker 1: out his budget priorities reportedly are prepared to up defense
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  Speaker 1: spending while cutting the same amount of money spent on
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  Speaker 1: domestic programs and foreign age. Defense spending increase will be
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  Speaker 1: upset and paid for by finding greater savings and efficiencies
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  Speaker 1: across the federal government. We're going to do more with
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  Speaker 1: les me. While Jewish synagogue, schools, community centers across the
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  Speaker 1: country reporting on the being on the receiving end of
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: a spike and anti Semitic attacks and threats. Since last month,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: at least thirteen states reported receiving bomb fits just yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: and of course they will have been a lot of
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  Speaker 1: vandalism issues against Jewish cemeteries in St. Louis and Philadelphia
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: and some other places. Somebody hacked into John legends Twitter
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  Speaker 1: account Friday night and left a series of vulgar and
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: political tweets. One threatens to stop Donald Trump, referring to
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  Speaker 1: the President as a big cheeto. Legend says, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: he would never threaten violence against the President, no matter
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  Speaker 1: quote how much I wish he would go away. He
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: also says he would never call President trumpet cheeto because
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  Speaker 1: he enjoys treat cheetos. He likes them. And by the way,
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  Speaker 1: it's Black History Month. Time now for today's Black History note.
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  Speaker 1: Note there were many black American inventors who saved lives,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: not just black or white or American, but all over
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  Speaker 1: the world. One of these was Garrett A. Morgan. Garrett
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  Speaker 1: Morgan was born in eighteen seventy seven and designed the
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  Speaker 1: first street corner traffic signal. He went on to patent
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  Speaker 1: the Tricolor traffic light system. Among his other inventions was
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  Speaker 1: a safety helmet in nineteen twelve, which was the first
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  Speaker 1: gas mask. In fact, Morgan's helmet was later used by
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  Speaker 1: the Allied forces in World War One, and it became
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  Speaker 1: the prototype of the modern gas mask used by fire departments, miners,
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  Speaker 1: and rescue squads to this day. Its value was proven though,
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  Speaker 1: in nineteen sixteen in Cleveland, Ohio, when a gas explosion
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  Speaker 1: in the waterworks tracks city workers in a tunnel two
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  Speaker 1: d and fifty feet below Lake Erie. Morgan let a
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  Speaker 1: rescue crew, including his brother and several firemen, all wearing
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  Speaker 1: his breathing helmet. They rescued six unconscious men that day
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  Speaker 1: who would have died otherwise, with the twenty one others
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  Speaker 1: whom they couldn't get to in time. The four white
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  Speaker 1: members of the crew were awarded medals by the city
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  Speaker 1: of Cleveland. However, Garrett Morgan's bravery and invention were never
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  Speaker 1: even mentioned. In fact, the city of Cleveland never recognized
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: this black American genius for his invention and its use
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  Speaker 1: to save lives. He's being recognized by us today as
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  Speaker 1: a person of note, a real black history maker. Mr
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  Speaker 1: Garretty Morgan back to step, Thank you, thank you. We
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  Speaker 1: need more of those little these are called little known unknown. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: don't get you, don't get Yeah, nineteen o five. You bebicly.
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  Speaker 1: nineteen o five, bet you and don't know that one
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  Speaker 1: because she got music and everything. It's a production man. Alright, well,
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  Speaker 1: your girl Carl him sister O'Dell is coming up. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back at forty eight after the hour. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up next. Guess we'll here, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Who it's just old, yeah, pull him out, pull him out,
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  Speaker 1: you can do it. I don't know that goodness questions,
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  Speaker 1: good God, so long, so long that they has me
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  Speaker 1: on now mhm, they don't. They don't call me like
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  Speaker 1: they used to. M hm. You know they say when
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: it gets older, people trying to have a tendency to
• 1:10:30
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• 1:10:35
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• 1:10:40
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• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Rod don't do that. We've been getting along so well.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: I know ever since you got married, we've been getting along.
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  Speaker 1: But just just just been the longest I ain't been
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: on this show, and I'm thinking it's you shared. No,
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  Speaker 1: ma'am Just for the record, it is not me when
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  Speaker 1: it shame like, is you, Well, it's not because you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a hate for he I just said it
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  Speaker 1: not it wasn't me. We always lady, I was enjoying
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• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: got that mad dead Mexican, she stopped thinking she's somebody
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: now cause she inter national. He's black, just like you.
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  Speaker 1: Sister's name. You know his name, It's Ernesto. And excuse me,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: risk my case past the name Ansto trying to pass
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  Speaker 1: him of black in spite of when she's bold me,
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  Speaker 1: I've seen the picture. In spite of what you think,
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  Speaker 1: same high fast what you think, sister O'Dell, We are
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: very happy to have you back. Just say hello to
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  Speaker 1: everyone so well, Hello everyone. Hey Candy, Caddy, uh you
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: got a new ball? And that was he used a
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  Speaker 1: Filipino baby Joe? What is he? Vie Comb? What? What
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: I like to know who I'm because if I need
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: to shake something, I know what they eat. You know
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: how to get them out. You know I'm trying to
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: get into cameras on what I'm uh, come on, go ahead,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: what is going out? What you want to talk about today?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, I'm glad you're asked. Sister Odell.
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  Speaker 1: Uh did you hear about this woman who left behind
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: a real sass? See let's say obituary? Um it says uh. Well,
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  Speaker 1: listen to this. Her name was gene e Addi. Gene
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  Speaker 1: e Addi, She says, I was born, I lived, I died.
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  Speaker 1: I hate to admit it, but evidently I died. I
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  Speaker 1: guess after all these years, God finally figured out where
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  Speaker 1: to put me. I'm leaving behind a hell of a
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff Casey and Melinda will have to get
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  Speaker 1: rid of. So if you're looking for random crap, you
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  Speaker 1: should wait for the appropriate amount of time and get
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  Speaker 1: in touch with them. After the funeral service, there will
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  Speaker 1: be an after party with White Castle's pizza, Crispy Kreme donuts,
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  Speaker 1: and booze. If you are sick, don't bother to come.
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  Speaker 1: I might be dead, but I still don't want your germs. So,
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  Speaker 1: sister Odell, how do you want to be remembered? Well, well,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, I want to talk to this woman
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  Speaker 1: that don't put her obituary out there. She lived and
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  Speaker 1: she died something we don't know. Hey, your dad, we're
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  Speaker 1: have in your funeral. So that wasn't heavy? You know
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  Speaker 1: people I always tried to be heavy, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: there's something special that they ain't. And that's all it
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  Speaker 1: is hel for just trying to be you know what
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  Speaker 1: they call it? You know what's another word for heavy
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  Speaker 1: or turnific? Bro that's it? Surely, prof did I just
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  Speaker 1: asked timing for a weird She was born, she lived,
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  Speaker 1: and she died, and it's half a time out. She
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  Speaker 1: want to have at her funeral white castle, crystals and booth.
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  Speaker 1: She's a helmut? What is how do you know that? By?
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  Speaker 1: What is? What? That is? Black people ain't gonna ask
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  Speaker 1: for white countle and crystals. And look at the funeral repast.
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  Speaker 1: That's a trail. That's a trail. Upont request. She tried
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  Speaker 1: to upen though all she had the same a moonshine.
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  Speaker 1: That would have been a dead give way. What else
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  Speaker 1: is going on? Well? How about you want to be remembered? Well,
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  Speaker 1: what kind of funeral you want? You know, I won't
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: I want to smile funeral, but it's gonna be heat
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: because so many people's lives. You know I don't open
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  Speaker 1: so many churches across the country. When I leave this girl,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't seen it. You ain't seen what they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: lay out for me. I just told him that the
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  Speaker 1: one that only requests I have and what I want
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  Speaker 1: to wear, the dress I spent the most time, and
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: I want my missionary uniform. Won't white stockings but a
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  Speaker 1: hen a sentiment in them, and I won't I want
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  Speaker 1: my nurses gil shoes on it. I want white gloves
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  Speaker 1: and a prag cow. And I do want red lipstick.
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  Speaker 1: I won't hold red lipstick and dell because I don't
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  Speaker 1: wear lipstick because I'm a ministry and I don't wear
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  Speaker 1: the ear rings. But would I leave here, I would
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  Speaker 1: like a nice shot of lipstick on, just so you
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  Speaker 1: know what it's like. It's h oh dash red ear
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  Speaker 1: rings were don't look like? Don't knock? I want a
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  Speaker 1: big younger. I want my niece wims them all the time,
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  Speaker 1: and I letting me rings. But your catam when you're
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  Speaker 1: doing mischion every work. So I want to get buried
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  Speaker 1: in whole red lipstick? Hang on? How hang on? All
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  Speaker 1: ear rings on? Don't knock? Well? Um, what was l
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  Speaker 1: al sing about I hate to cut you off, I
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  Speaker 1: really really do, but we're running out and want me
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  Speaker 1: to come on now you want to cut me off.
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  Speaker 1: We're running out of time and we do have to
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  Speaker 1: move on. But it was a pleasure you stopping by
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  Speaker 1: today is always whatever. You don't stay away so long,
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  Speaker 1: sister Dale, you normally do. We scared you didn't even
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  Speaker 1: speak to me the way you normally because out in
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  Speaker 1: hair across he Hey, Cali, we ahead of time to speak,
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  Speaker 1: sister del. We have to go. Thank you your sh
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Today's Marty
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  Speaker 1: Grod Tomorrow's Ash Wednesday. What do people plan to give
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  Speaker 1: up this year for lent? According to an l A
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  Speaker 1: lead as resolution reboost. Pastor interviewed for the article said,
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  Speaker 1: it's always good when humans look at their lifestyle choices
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  Speaker 1: giving up for lent? Or what do you want to
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  Speaker 1: Steve is what's that dog? You should give up? Stupidity? Huh,
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  Speaker 1: what not? Just before today you just confused him with
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  Speaker 1: that one what I don't do it work? We have
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  Speaker 1: callers waiting on the line. A man, all right, line one.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to Gerald Deane out of California. Well, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: thanks Gerald, Good morning Geraldine. Geraldine. What you're giving up
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  Speaker 1: for lint? And why I do the whole forty days fast?
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  Speaker 1: I give up food, eating or during less because I
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  Speaker 1: think that's for the fact entails and it allows you
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  Speaker 1: not only to you know, you get if there's some
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  Speaker 1: real spiritual benefits attached to learning how to take away
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  Speaker 1: that thing that that flesh desires. You're going fast for
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  Speaker 1: forty days, I do it. I do it every year.
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  Speaker 1: I've been doing this since nineties. Sticks. Hold on, how
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  Speaker 1: tall are you gerald Day, I'm five sis. How much
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  Speaker 1: you weiit? I'm about one forty. But during the year
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  Speaker 1: I gained a few pounds, and when I do the fast,
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  Speaker 1: I take those pounds off, so instead of getting bigger
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  Speaker 1: and bigger and bigger and then wind up three pounds,
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  Speaker 1: that allows you to you know, if you put on
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  Speaker 1: some extra way during the year, at some point you
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  Speaker 1: gotta stop. You gotta stop dropping and and and and
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: when you say fast, Geral Jane, exactly what are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Darling? You're gonna not eat hot I don't
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  Speaker 1: eat food during the forty days. The first the first
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  Speaker 1: week especially is no food whatsoever. Is just liquids. I
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  Speaker 1: mean water, water and um. I may drink tease with
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  Speaker 1: no sugar in it, and there's no food. Because your
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  Speaker 1: first week is where you get your spiritual instructions. That's
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  Speaker 1: where you that's where the body comes into you know, subjection.
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  Speaker 1: You'll find I can tell you this. Your body only
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: creates food for five for if you can go three days,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: you can go forty days. Your body only gives you
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  Speaker 1: a problem about food for the first without eating though
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: why But but there's some spiritu e Fastliness is a
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  Speaker 1: spiritual exercise. So you get this in bark upon some
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: spiritual things when you when you don't have food in
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  Speaker 1: your body after that third to fifth day, your brain
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: becomes crystal clear and you can hear from God like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: show happening and see people think that fastness you want
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  Speaker 1: something from God. But when I fast, I literally get
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: more instructions as as my life, what what directions I
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: shift them? At? What moves at your female I get
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  Speaker 1: more from God than I do in terms of direction.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't really about give me to this. I want
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  Speaker 1: a house, I want the car. No, And when you
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  Speaker 1: ain't consumed with what you're gonna need three times a day,
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  Speaker 1: now what you consumed with. Now your mind is only
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  Speaker 1: on God because you know you need God to to
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: make it through those forty days. And God will if
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: you're leaning to God to make it. Their feet on
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  Speaker 1: the word of God. And then you know, it's just
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  Speaker 1: it's just a discipline that I think, it's a spiritual
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  Speaker 1: discipline that we all need to incorporate because most of them,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: you know, we we like to talk about people and
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: drugs and alcohol. Most people are eating themselves to death
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: because they don't know how to tell their body no.
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  Speaker 1: After all, I tell people, that's always time. If you've
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  Speaker 1: been eating certain food since she was in your twenties,
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  Speaker 1: when we get in our forty expected, if there's certain
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: foods we should no longer be even eating anymore. Sugar, right,
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  Speaker 1: I agree? When we when did we stop falling diabetes?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: Sugar diabetes? We just now we just call it diabetes. No,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: we used to call that thing sugar diabetes because that's
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: super sugar were put in that. Yeah, I agree with you.
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  Speaker 1: She's right, She's right about the spiritual thing. That's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of days, forty days. If it can be done,
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  Speaker 1: be done, many people do it. It can be done.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna have to put some flavor in my water though,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out which day I could fais
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  Speaker 1: one days I can make a ruin at this? All right?
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, baby, thank you. We come back
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  Speaker 1: What we're doing? Paid sex breaks for workers? Hey? O
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  Speaker 1: you that? Yeah? All right, here we go, just one
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  Speaker 1: more thing. A politician thinks it's a good idea. Paid
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  Speaker 1: sex breaks for workers. Constant work and approximately zero play
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  Speaker 1: is not how humans were meant to spend their time.
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  Speaker 1: A quote unquote paid break means people would be allowed
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  Speaker 1: to return home for sixty consecutive minutes to have sex.
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  Speaker 1: Council member in a northern Sweden proposed that last week.
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  Speaker 1: He referenced studies on the topic and said sex was
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  Speaker 1: healthy and expressed concern for those partners without ample time
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  Speaker 1: for the having of the sex. Okay, the most logical
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  Speaker 1: time of the day for this act to occur is
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  Speaker 1: smack dab in the middle of working hours. Sweden is
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  Speaker 1: already ranked by National Geographic as one of the happiest
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  Speaker 1: spots on the planet. And Steve, what do you think
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  Speaker 1: you think paid sex breaks are a good idea? We
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  Speaker 1: know what the nephew, how would you ain't got you
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  Speaker 1: do it for free in the middle of the day.
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  Speaker 1: What do they call it? It's called a paid sex break,
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  Speaker 1: good idea. I'd go to the house for free. You
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  Speaker 1: do it for to pay me? All right? Sex break
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  Speaker 1: side deal, jump off, you know, pit it tat just
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  Speaker 1: just it's it's enough, just by what it says break
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  Speaker 1: for workers. There you go. Yeah, it's self explanatory, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: we don't need claric cre Instead of kids having nap time,
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  Speaker 1: just call it for grown ups. Tap time, tap time,
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  Speaker 1: tap tag, get some tap time. All this is safe.
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