5:35 Idiotology June 22, 2026: 12-Year-Old Stages Abduction, Makes Ransom Demand
12-year-old accused of faking kidnapping to extort cash from family, Headline of the Week #1: Concern over therapy ferrets used to kill rats at UK's largest children's prison, A DoorDash delivery robot rolled right into the missle of a SWAT standoff in Arizona
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