5:35 Idiotology August 6, 2026: Chicken Amusement Park Shut Down
Airline pilot caught smuggling 70,000 ecstasy pills 'likely' on drugs while flying, Influencer's "chicken amusement park" shut down because all the meat was undercooked doubles as Headline of the Week contender #5, Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof staring at patients
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