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Steve Harvey's Voicemail, Strawberry Letter "It's A Problem When I Do It" - 04.03.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time, y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all bad.
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  Speaker 2: At all at all?
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  Speaker 1: Soon given them all black a million busy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, listening to.
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  Speaker 4: To I don't joy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 6: You know that you.
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  Speaker 7: Turn, you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 2: You got to turn the mouth, turn the probably, got
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  Speaker 2: to turn the mouth, turn out, turn the money.
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  Speaker 7: Look, come.
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  Speaker 1: Come on your uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 8: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 8: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey man oh man,
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  Speaker 8: got a radio show. Yeah, I do. God so big
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  Speaker 8: to me, man, I just have to tell you about it.
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  Speaker 8: I can't help it. It's rather obvious to me how big,
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  Speaker 8: how good God is. He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain.
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  Speaker 8: He owned one, he'd be clowning, he'd be just showing out.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just over here, just on the receiving end. You know,
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  Speaker 8: if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your
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  Speaker 8: mission today? What are you waiting for? Why do we
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  Speaker 8: as people delay what we want or delay the process
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  Speaker 8: to begin what we want on our hopes, our dreams,
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  Speaker 8: our desires. Why won't you start your mission today? Why
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  Speaker 8: don't we all decide together that just individually. Look you listening,
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  Speaker 8: you got something that you've been dreaming about. You got
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  Speaker 8: an ambition of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got
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  Speaker 8: goals you haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them. Everybody's got them.
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  Speaker 8: Everybody's got something that's on the table that they haven't
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  Speaker 8: yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start your
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  Speaker 8: mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now, the procrastination is only
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  Speaker 8: hurting you yourself. If you got a goal of aspiration
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  Speaker 8: to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can
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  Speaker 8: get back to that because God knows where you left off.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 8: You may have to accomplish a few more things since
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  Speaker 8: you stopped for a long period of time, but God
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  Speaker 8: know where you left off. You can get back on track. Look, man,
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  Speaker 8: this dream of being on TV since I was a kid,
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  Speaker 8: and it got off track. Now it got off track.
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  Speaker 8: I just kept it as one of the dreams, and
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  Speaker 8: in some real dog moments when it looked like it
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  Speaker 8: wasn't gonna happen, all I was hanging on to was
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  Speaker 8: just the hope that one day it could. But that's
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  Speaker 8: what faith is really about. Faith is the belief in
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  Speaker 8: things that you cannot see, but faith gives you the
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  Speaker 8: confidence to keep hoping.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 8: Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse
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  Speaker 8: Jackson say it just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's
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  Speaker 8: just the hope. I was hanging on a hope. And
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  Speaker 8: I'm talking about when it got real ugly and funky
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  Speaker 8: out there for me, when it looked like I wasn't
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  Speaker 8: gonna ever make it, and all of the facts was
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  Speaker 8: in and everything pointed in the direction you not gonna
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  Speaker 8: make it. You done really messed up this time. Then
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  Speaker 8: I sat there and I just hung on to the hope.
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  Speaker 8: But man, that's what I'm saying. If you got a
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  Speaker 8: dream on aspiration or vision or something, when you fall
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  Speaker 8: off track and you want to go get back in line,
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  Speaker 8: God holds your place.
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  Speaker 1: See. He held on to that for me.
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  Speaker 8: He knew I was off tracking, out of line, but
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  Speaker 8: he said, okay, here's where we stopped. You want to
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  Speaker 8: be on TV.
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  Speaker 9: Now.
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  Speaker 8: When you get it together and you quit tripping and
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  Speaker 8: you come and your turn to me, I'm gonna hold
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  Speaker 8: your place, put you back in line. Then we're gonna
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  Speaker 8: finish the journey that took me a lot longer to
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  Speaker 8: get here than I wanted to. But then it was
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  Speaker 8: necessary because I needed all of them mishaps to happen
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  Speaker 8: to me along the way. So when I got on
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  Speaker 8: the radio one day, which I did not see coming,
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  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all. That's why I
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  Speaker 8: say it every day. See, because of this radio show
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  Speaker 8: that I didn't see coming.
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  Speaker 1: Now I have.
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  Speaker 8: Stories to tell, I got experiences to share, and I
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  Speaker 8: can tell you about me better I can tell you
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  Speaker 8: about anybody. And I done been through enough whereas relatable,
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  Speaker 8: where enough people can go. Man, that happened to me.
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  Speaker 8: Appreciate you saying that. That's what it was for. See,
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  Speaker 8: I get it now. See at the time, no, I
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  Speaker 8: didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,
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  Speaker 8: I was really in total disagreement with God on a
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  Speaker 8: lot of stuff He was pulling off on me. But
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  Speaker 8: in essence, I was really pulling it off on myself.
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  Speaker 8: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through
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  Speaker 8: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
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  Speaker 8: all my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out
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  Speaker 8: there and did wrong. He forgave me, he said, because man,
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  Speaker 8: if you ever come to me. I have a plan
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  Speaker 8: for you that is going to be far and above.
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  Speaker 8: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what
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  Speaker 8: I did. I just got sick of me. Goodn't sick
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  Speaker 8: of me? And I turned it over to God. And
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  Speaker 8: then God started working and here I am today. Now
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  Speaker 8: he threw with me. Yet Nope, have I arrived? I
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  Speaker 8: have jet Nope? But guess what the journey is cool?
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  Speaker 9: You know.
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  Speaker 8: It's like I was talking to this young brother the
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  Speaker 8: other day about comedy, and he's a really good stand up.
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  Speaker 8: You know, this young dude is really good. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 8: what is this I feel every night before I go
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  Speaker 8: on stage. I don't know what it is. I just
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  Speaker 8: want it off me, I said, sir, listen to me,
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  Speaker 8: you young dude. This thing that climbs on my back
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  Speaker 8: every night before I go on stage.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 8: It's got something to do with pressure, It's got something
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  Speaker 8: to do with anticipation. It's got a whole lot to
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  Speaker 8: do with the fear of falling. He said, What you
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  Speaker 8: mean by that, I say, every night I walk out
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  Speaker 8: on stage, it's like I'm about to go and step
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  Speaker 8: off of cliff. I say, it's a sickening feeling. He said, man,
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  Speaker 8: but you do so well. I said, that's because the
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  Speaker 8: parachute opens. I say, but I want you to understand something.
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  Speaker 8: When I first walk out there, it's just stepping off
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  Speaker 8: the cliff. Now, these yolks provide a parachute which slows
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  Speaker 8: my descent when I jump off the cliff, and I
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  Speaker 8: turned it into a glide. And then I take the
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  Speaker 8: audience this way and I swung them back over that.
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  Speaker 1: That way.
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  Speaker 8: We might swing out to the Colorado Rockies. We may
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  Speaker 8: go down to Miami with this joke. We may take
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  Speaker 8: it on out to LA and I just swing back
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  Speaker 8: and forth till I land softly. The crowd cheers. The
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  Speaker 8: night is over with, I said, but it's been too
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  Speaker 8: many nights though. When I walked off that cliff and
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  Speaker 8: I pulled the cord and the parachute didn't open, I said,
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  Speaker 8: Now I'm just free falling out there for thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 8: Ain't no jokes working. Ain't the parachute didn't open. I said,
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  Speaker 8: So see, that's what it's like for me. And then
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  Speaker 8: you know what I found out if you done walked
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  Speaker 8: off the cliff in life, and you ain't got no
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  Speaker 8: guard in your life. It's like not having a parachute.
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  Speaker 8: You step off the cliff and you just free falling.
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  Speaker 8: Now see we all now that fog gets you closer
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  Speaker 8: to the grave, right, we all heading to the grave
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  Speaker 8: from the moment we're born. But the cool thing about
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  Speaker 8: a relationship with God is when you step off the
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  Speaker 8: cliff and you got God here a parachute. You still
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  Speaker 8: going down, but it's a nice ride, and God just
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  Speaker 8: helps your descent appear more like a rise and more
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  Speaker 8: like a euphoric fall, instead of not having no God
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  Speaker 8: in your life and you just walking off that cliff
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  Speaker 8: every day, free falling.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't got no.
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  Speaker 8: Cord, you steady pulling, you hollering the whole way because
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  Speaker 8: you to mess around with yourself, and ain't let God
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  Speaker 8: come into your life and provide.
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  Speaker 1: A parachute for you.
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  Speaker 8: I would rather have a parachute since I got to
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  Speaker 8: jump every day, than to not have one. God has
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  Speaker 8: been like a parachute for me. Ask me where that
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  Speaker 8: came from. I can't tell you. But like I always say,
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  Speaker 8: most good things that happen in my life that I
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  Speaker 8: can't explain is usually him.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, you know what, It's another day, another opportunity,
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  Speaker 8: another chance to shine, and it all will go a
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  Speaker 8: lot better if you start this day with gratitude. I'm
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  Speaker 8: telling you the angels in heaven rejoice when you send
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  Speaker 8: up gratitude. It also opens up an opportunity to be
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  Speaker 8: closer to God because appreciation is is so much a
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  Speaker 8: part of this whole thing. Man, He does so much
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  Speaker 8: for us that goes without thanks. Just try it, man,
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  Speaker 8: just try it. Great way to start your day. Steve Harvey, Mornashaw,
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  Speaker 8: Shirley Strawberry, Colin Farrell, Mississippi, Monica Jr.
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  Speaker 1: And the Legend of Nephew Tommas Jr. What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 8: You got on your red beb hat on today? You
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  Speaker 8: know when you add that hat, that's like a woman
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  Speaker 8: wearing red bottoms?
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  Speaker 1: Man, talk about this? Is it ever too late to
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  Speaker 1: change the dream? Do you change your dream too long?
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  Speaker 9: Well?
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 8: It's never too late to change your dream because you
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  Speaker 8: can always have new ones, you know, So it's not
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  Speaker 8: ever too late. I mean, I don't know if anybody
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  Speaker 8: well I do know, but you know, a man without
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  Speaker 8: a dream or vision shall parish, right, So if you've
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  Speaker 8: accomplished a lot. That's why you see people who are
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  Speaker 8: well off who constantly in pursuit of something, because it
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  Speaker 8: makes waking up have purpose to it, you know. I
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  Speaker 8: think we always got to be in pursuit of something.
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  Speaker 8: So yeah, man, I think it's never too late to
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  Speaker 8: change your dream. You can, especially if you're talking to
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  Speaker 8: God every day. He could send you in another direction,
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  Speaker 8: or maybe you weren't going in the direction he wanted
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  Speaker 8: you to go in the first place, and you finally
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  Speaker 8: got it together. Now you on track, So yeah, man,
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  Speaker 8: it's highly possible to change your dreams. I want stuff
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  Speaker 8: all the time that I never wanted before. I was
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  Speaker 8: just this morning wrote some stuff on the paper I
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  Speaker 8: ain't never had before, you know, but all things is possible, yea,
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  Speaker 8: you won't know. Most of the stuff is for other people,
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  Speaker 8: you know. I got to get in a position to
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  Speaker 8: do stuff for other people. I don't need nothing, man,
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  Speaker 8: I want some stuff, but I don't need nothing. I really,
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  Speaker 8: I don't really need anything.
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  Speaker 9: You know.
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  Speaker 8: He ain't covered the needs a long time ago. Food, shelter, clothes,
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  Speaker 8: and all that's covered you know, bild money got it.
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  Speaker 8: You know, got some new bills coming up though, I
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  Speaker 8: don't know why they mind.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, we got to ask about that too. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: I had.
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  Speaker 8: Somebody asked me for some money. I don't know if
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  Speaker 8: you've ever had this. You ever had somebody ask you
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  Speaker 8: for money that you don't really care for?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you ain't.
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  Speaker 8: Just let the wash over you. You know, had that happen,
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  Speaker 8: and it wasn't a small amount either. I went, wow,
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  Speaker 8: that's interesting. Yeah, and almost.
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  Speaker 1: Text backer said you do know I don't really care
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  Speaker 1: for you, don't. I ain't do that but text really yeah.
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  Speaker 8: But they asked in a text because I don't respond
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  Speaker 8: to him, so they had to, so it turned into
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  Speaker 8: a text. I was wondering what the forty forty text
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  Speaker 8: was about this year. Ain't just checking on you? Hope
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  Speaker 8: and everything good?
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  Speaker 10: Coming up At thirty two minutes after the hour, we
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  Speaker 10: will hear from the nephew as he runs that frank back.
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  Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Everyone
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  Speaker 10: back with the nephew which you got for us.
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  Speaker 11: Now your baby ready for regular kindergarten. You not to
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  Speaker 11: send him back to pre k. It's just it's not
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  Speaker 11: working at just saying just ain't quite right for kindergarten.
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  Speaker 11: So let's go cat thought to send this baby back
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  Speaker 11: to pre k. Hello, Yes, I'm trying to reach missus Thomas. Please,
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  Speaker 11: my name is mister Stapleton. I'm actually the principal over
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  Speaker 11: at elementary school. You're I'm looking at my records indicating
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  Speaker 11: that your son, Thomas is going to be starting his
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  Speaker 11: first grade.
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  Speaker 1: Ready, my babies, right, listen, miss Thomas.
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  Speaker 11: I've been going through actually all of the children's records
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  Speaker 11: that will be starting school, and I'm looking at your
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  Speaker 11: son's grades from his kindergarten and did well, No, not exactly.
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  Speaker 11: I mean there's been a few I actually spoke with
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  Speaker 11: the teacher and who he was under in kindergarten, and
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  Speaker 11: it seems like he just really wasn't up to par as.
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  Speaker 1: The rest of the children.
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  Speaker 6: Now, his conduct, Now, he talked, but he gets his work.
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  Speaker 6: So what else is she saying on that that ain't right?
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  Speaker 11: Well, what's what it seems to be, ma'am, is that
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  Speaker 11: his grades weren't up to par as the rest of
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  Speaker 11: the other children. She did tell me he was a
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  Speaker 11: disobedient child.
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  Speaker 6: No, disobedient and talking two different things.
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  Speaker 11: Come on, Okay, well man, listen, what we've decided here
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  Speaker 11: is we're gonna let little actually do another year of kindergarten.
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  Speaker 6: Y ain't let him do another year of kindergarten, No, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Man, that's that's the only choice I have.
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  Speaker 8: After li.
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  Speaker 6: No, we got our letter in the mail with our
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  Speaker 6: report card the week after school's starting, and it's said
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  Speaker 6: on the back promoted. And if I got to get
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  Speaker 6: about this couch and go get it, I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 6: off because I'm telling you right now we will be
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  Speaker 6: in the first grade. Kindergarten wasn't that hard. I'm not
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  Speaker 6: sure what they told you about him, but it must
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  Speaker 6: be the wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Don't understand that he doesn't color as well as the
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  Speaker 1: rest of kids.
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  Speaker 11: He's all out of them. He's out of the lines
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  Speaker 11: when he colored. He doesn't know his numbers completely. And
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  Speaker 11: that's kind of what we need when you first come
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  Speaker 11: into into the first grade.
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  Speaker 6: When I can show you on this paper he did
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  Speaker 6: satisfactory all the way through. Now you about the mail off,
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  Speaker 6: and I'm already sick calling me with some by my
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  Speaker 6: son blunking kindergarten.
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  Speaker 4: He ain't that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: It does not color well.
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  Speaker 3: Many color.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't got nothing with that, dadgard kindergarten. He is going
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  Speaker 6: to the first grade, and I'll be down there on
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  Speaker 6: August twenty four.
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  Speaker 1: I will not be able to allow you to get
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  Speaker 1: into school on mister.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, and let me get let me tell you what.
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  Speaker 6: Let me go in and get my pencil and pen
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  Speaker 6: because I don't live that far from this school. And
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  Speaker 6: if y'all aren't ready down there, calls them some conflict.
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  Speaker 6: I need to get up and go down there. Because
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  Speaker 6: I'm not telling my baby when he come home today,
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  Speaker 6: so he ain't going to the daggum first, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: refuse education from.
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  Speaker 6: Him on all this twenty You know what, I just
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  Speaker 6: went back and put him in public school. I know
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  Speaker 6: that was a stake in the first place. Through which
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  Speaker 6: are talking about some coloring? Give me your name against sir,
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  Speaker 6: And what's that number down there?
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  Speaker 1: The number here is actually area code.
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  Speaker 6: Waitman, I got the number. Now mind, I pulled up
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  Speaker 6: this report card. I got the number your name on
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  Speaker 6: the back of this paper.
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  Speaker 4: I tell you what I was.
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  Speaker 6: Twenty fourth will be coming in there, going to school,
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  Speaker 6: and I might make a trip around there this evening
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  Speaker 6: when I come from the doctum. I'm not want to
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  Speaker 6: hear that calling. Ain't got nothing to do with nothing else.
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  Speaker 1: It's not only coloring.
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  Speaker 11: Here's arithmetickets back all right, No, are you working with
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  Speaker 11: him at home or you're.
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  Speaker 1: Doing anything at home?
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  Speaker 6: What you're trying to say, I'm an incompetent parent.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just asking, as a parent, are you working with
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  Speaker 1: your child?
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  Speaker 6: Working with my child every day? He can read better
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  Speaker 6: than you.
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  Speaker 4: Probably no, he can't read.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a princess.
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  Speaker 6: I read better than you, because honestly, you read that
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  Speaker 6: role on that paper that he's supposed to be going
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  Speaker 6: back to kindergarten, when I know the paper said from
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  Speaker 6: his going to the first grade. And I'm not listening
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  Speaker 6: to no more this about him going backwards. Now, if
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: you got a problem with your paper, word, maybe you
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: need to go talk to your secretary or somebody in
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: there that wrote my baby.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Name down with your son's name, Thomas Man.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: No, it ain't him, baby, I know it ain't him.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: You're not gonna sit up and tell me my son
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: is flocking kindergarten. He is not going back to that kindergarten.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Don't bring your son down here.
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: I tell you what be ready to want me and
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: my husband, but we will be down there oxer FoST
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: backpack shoes, you to farm everything you.
• 18:51
  Speaker 11: Hear me, I will not be able to allow him
• 18:52
  Speaker 11: on education that right now.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: I will come down there, right now and make that
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: correction on that paper for you is not going back
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: till no kindergarten for no coloring.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Can you bring him down here and let him color
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: for me?
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: You tell about coloring, arithmetic, on ourself. No, no, I'm sorry.
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: We would be down there augusta, twenty four. I would
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: have this poor card in my head that says you
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: have been promoted to the first grade. And he's gonna
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: have a smile on his face.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: And so are you.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I got one one thing I need to tell you.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Are you listening to me?
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: I'm listening. You ain't saying nothing. Yeah, you better say
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: something that sounded like the first grade, because I'm not playing.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: I would go down to this day gun administrative office
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: and I had fined because my son will be in
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: that first grade.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Are you raising your voice?
• 19:35
  Speaker 9: Sat?
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Who are you raising your voice? Said?
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: You know you're talking crazy to me. I'm talking crazy
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: to you.
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: What.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: I'm a groundwoman. I don't need to be expraend to you.
• 19:43
  Speaker 11: Why I'm trying to find did you graduate?
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: Honey? I am a college degree person. I have a
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: great job. My husband and I do well for ourselves
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: and for our children. And that's why we know.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: You're not You're not even at work right now, man,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: Shacked when I told you that when you call him
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: right on the doc to call me now, partner, this
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: is my phone call.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Can you color because your son can't come color.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: What the question is that can ask me? Can I color?
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: What?
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: Are you white or black? You asked me?
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Gress me?
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: Am I collared?
• 20:11
  Speaker 12: No?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I asked you can you color like your son?
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: Some racist lines in there? Can you color?
• 20:17
  Speaker 10: No?
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: My coloring and me being colored ain't got nothing to
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: do with none of this. Is this a race thing?
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: You trying to make sure you send him back?
• 20:26
  Speaker 11: No, I'm not trying to send him back. I want
• 20:27
  Speaker 11: to send him back to color to get his coloring together.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: You what that ain't got nothing to do with nothing.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: And if you are the head person down there now,
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: you aren't competent and you are an illiterate. Call me
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: and tell me that my son has to go back
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: to the first grade.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: I got one you don't want mixed up.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: I tell you what I'm through with this guy this.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say one more thing and I'm gonna be
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: out here.
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: Are you listening, I'm listening.
• 20:49
  Speaker 11: That's his nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:52
  Speaker 11: You just got pranked by your girlfriend, Felicia.
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: I'm on, be felicious. I am going to beat You're
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: about to get to out the place. I mean, I'm
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: writing I'm in everything, man, everything, I'm gonna beat up
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: cause you know I don't play when it comes to
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: my kids.
• 21:12
  Speaker 11: Okay, that's all right, all right, beg one more question. Now,
• 21:15
  Speaker 11: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 21:18
  Speaker 11: show in the land.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: That's Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Baby, thank you, all right, nephew, thank you.
• 21:27
  Speaker 10: Coming up next, it is as the Coelo with our
• 21:30
  Speaker 10: Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:41
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• 22:12
  Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour, in entertainment
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: and trending headline news. Wisconsin voters showed Elon Musk their
• 22:19
  Speaker 10: votes can't be bought. Carla has some music news for
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: us about Eric Abadu and Kevin Hart. Okay, plus celebrities
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: get new FAA private jet rules. Steve, We'll talk about
• 22:32
  Speaker 10: all of these stories, yeah, at the top of the hour,
• 22:35
  Speaker 10: But right now it is time to ask the CLO
• 22:38
  Speaker 10: our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Melanie
• 22:42
  Speaker 10: in Philly. Melanie writes, my ex got caught cheating and
• 22:46
  Speaker 10: I broke up with him this morning. He brought my
• 22:49
  Speaker 10: personal belongings to my job in six Walmart bags. Everybody
• 22:54
  Speaker 10: is in everybody is in my business. Now, how could
• 22:58
  Speaker 10: he turn this situation around on me and act like
• 23:01
  Speaker 10: he's the victim?
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: You know, my brother taught me something when I was
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: about eighteen, I got busted by these two girls. My
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: brother had an interesting theory that I can see has
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: carried over even in today.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: In people's lives, the best defense is a good office.
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: You break up with me because I was cheap, Well,
• 23:26
  Speaker 8: don't nobody down at your job know that I'm gonna
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: pack all your stuff up in these six Walmart bags
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: and drop them off down at your job.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Now you explain that, And why are they in Walmart bag?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Why the top? Why is he at yea? Why he
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: didn't have to go to her? Now, see if she
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: went to his job and packed up his stuff.
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: Oh, it would have been harbored. Well, she ain't think
• 23:50
  Speaker 8: of it first, do you you got comollady?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Offense? Come on, ladies, HU take the house. So he
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: flipped it on her all right.
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: Moving on to Harrison in upstate New York, Harrison says,
• 24:09
  Speaker 10: I had overnight company. I woke up at two am
• 24:11
  Speaker 10: and she was using the bathroom down the hall and
• 24:14
  Speaker 10: the door was locked. I asked her not to roam
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: all over my house while I'm asleep. She apologized and
• 24:20
  Speaker 10: said she should have asked first. We've had sex, so
• 24:22
  Speaker 10: why is she scared to use the bathroom around me?
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: What? Oh well, maybe she No. I got to get
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: this down the hall somewhere. I gotta get some distance.
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: Ain't no need to be going to the woe right here,
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: not the one that's in the band, nor I need
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: to go down the hallway now, she apologized, Yeah, you
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: asked her not to roam around your house.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: But some fellas y'all can't. Y'all got to understand now.
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: First of all, if you're not comfortable with a chick,
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: why y'all spending the night exactly? Go over to her house,
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: get your boy to give you that phone call at
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: the right amount of time where it'll be over with.
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: Whereas emergency where you answer the phone and go, huh.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: What's dog? Hold of dog? Where you at? No, man,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I mean where you at right now? Are you cool?
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: How many of them is it.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: The whole time?
• 25:32
  Speaker 13: Dog?
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: You putting socks on, you're getting dressed, But stay in
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: a concerned, frantic mold dog.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I'm on the way, man. Why don't you call me earlier?
• 25:43
  Speaker 12: Man?
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: What you let her hear this? Maybe I got to
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: get out of here. My whole boy called me here
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: to jam They got him jammed up, and I got
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: to go.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I'll go with you, babe.
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: No, no, you don't need to be in this. I'm
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: not gonna let you get hurt. Just let me handle lift.
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: This is my boy here in trouble. He always been
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: there for me. I'll explain it to you.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Let me go. Oh God, that's it.
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: Stop having people over your house that you are not
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: comfortable with how many times?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: And you know how I know that phone call because
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I've had it made to me. Yes, Tom, Now what
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: you say to your boy when you get to him?
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: Hey, man, listen, I was with this babe. I know
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: you don't know it, but just anything happened. Man, you
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: had any emergency, you was on the side of the road,
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: and they put you in a van. That's all you
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: got to say, you.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: See. That's why I asked how many of them?
• 26:50
  Speaker 10: Was it.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 26:54
  Speaker 10: Moving on to Cheryl and Raleigh, Cheryl says, my husband
• 26:57
  Speaker 10: and I were fusing, so I asked his best friends
• 27:00
  Speaker 10: for advice. My husband saw the text messages and he
• 27:03
  Speaker 10: broke my phone. He said, his best friend isn't a
• 27:06
  Speaker 10: therapist and he's off limits. Why can't I talk to
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: the person that knows him that?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: What's up? Lady? Lady?
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: You can't go call You can't have an argument with
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: your boyfriend then call his friend.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Do you know how I look?
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: First of all, we as me and we don't do that.
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: All we use our friends for it is to cover
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: a lot, that's it. We a not Yeah, we don't
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: go to here for counseling and advice.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: None of that. No, no, dog, what would you do
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: if this happened to you?
• 27:37
  Speaker 8: Well, you know that can happen occasionally, but that's very rare.
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: But we we are not therapists. Do not call my
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: friend here.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: The reason we go to therapyst Well, you know, surely
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I don't really like the way you said, shot at
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: but but the truth sometimes yet, because.
• 28:02
  Speaker 8: The secret is called ask the E E C l O.
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: Ain't nobody asked? Surely nothing in the strawberry let.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I was talking to you, you in the strawberry that anyway?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: S get your segments together? Okay, poems.
• 28:22
  Speaker 14: You know.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I don't do pranks man, because I said, you make
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: us go to the therapist. Well, surely half y'all need that.
• 28:33
  Speaker 8: We all do?
• 28:34
  Speaker 13: We all do?
• 28:35
  Speaker 12: No?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, all y'all do you right.
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I'm trying to I tried to be say
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: half y'all, but all y'all do meet there.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I agree, men and women. Na man, I ain't never
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: needed there, but I ain't never been down there. It
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: don't do nothing for me. The last one. We're moving
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: on way.
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: I know I got good sense. I'm not gonna sit
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: up here at you because you got a legal pad
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: you don't to You don't even know me anyway, And
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: it's hard to be my therapist because I'm gonna lie
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: to you, so you can't.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: That's why you need. You can't possibly get to what
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: it is with me. You have to tell your therapist
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: the truth. Do you know what therapist job is? No
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: therapist is there to cure you.
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: A therapist is there to listen to you every Thursday,
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: ten thirty sit in town.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: So they're not trying to fix you.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 29:31
  Speaker 8: I know a person who told me they've been going
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: to the same therapist for twenty five years. Oh it's bro,
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: you just down there telling this lady what you did
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: this week. You can't possibly okay, be still going down there.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: For helms wrong? Oh you need to go all right?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: You gotta paid friendship. That's all you got going down here?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Gil My girl, this two fits, tell her what happened?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Is we all right?
• 30:02
  Speaker 10: Last one Jerome and Montgomery says, my girlfriend lives with
• 30:05
  Speaker 10: her baby daddy's family. She's been there since she's had
• 30:08
  Speaker 10: her son four years ago. I hate going over there
• 30:11
  Speaker 10: as her man. Am I obligated to provide housing for her?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not in that at all. This is a break
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: up right here. Should he get her an apartment? None?
• 30:24
  Speaker 10: Okay, all right, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 30:28
  Speaker 10: we will have some entertainment news for you right after this.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:38
  Speaker 10: Congratulations going out to the voters of Wisconsin. You showed
• 30:43
  Speaker 10: up at the polls Wisconsin, and send a message to
• 30:45
  Speaker 10: Elon Musk that your votes can't be bought now. According
• 30:49
  Speaker 10: to MSNBC and Especial Election, this past Tuesday, Democrat Susan
• 30:54
  Speaker 10: Crawford wins the Wisconsin Supreme Court election, preserving the liberal
• 30:58
  Speaker 10: majority and beating the Republican candidate Brad Shimmel, backed by
• 31:02
  Speaker 10: Elon Musk. According to multiple news outlets, Musk wasted over
• 31:07
  Speaker 10: twenty million dollars backing the Republican's unsuccessful campaign.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: It's nothing to him, though, right, Mili. No, Well, that's
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: good though. They showed up. They showed up. The voters
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: absolutely showed up. So that's a good message. I think
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: they sent a message.
• 31:24
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, I saw Vice President Kama Ha Harris, she
• 31:27
  Speaker 12: did a thank you video to the voters of wiscons You.
• 31:29
  Speaker 8: Know, the Democrats, they just got to get it together, man,
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: they really do they got to come up with a plan,
• 31:35
  Speaker 8: a position, a statement, something. Man, They've got to pull
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: it together because it just they just seem so disoriented.
• 31:44
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I just I just I don't know what the plan is.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the They got to do something.
• 31:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they ain't doing it, all right, Switching gears now,
• 31:54
  Speaker 10: Carla is here with today's music news.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: What you got, Carlyn?
• 31:58
  Speaker 12: All right, So here's a color labo you thought you
• 32:01
  Speaker 12: probably thought you never see, did y'all?
• 32:02
  Speaker 9: See?
• 32:03
  Speaker 12: Kevin Hart and NPRS. He did a Tiny Desk concert
• 32:07
  Speaker 12: and it was his hip hop you saw it, his
• 32:09
  Speaker 12: hip hop alter ego, Chocolate Dropper, that's the rapper. He
• 32:18
  Speaker 12: stopped by to perform an April Fool's Day edition of
• 32:21
  Speaker 12: the Tiny Desk Concert. He had a band and everything,
• 32:24
  Speaker 12: and then he bragged Chocolate Dropper. He bragged about his
• 32:28
  Speaker 12: performance and claimed his whole entire set was freestyle off
• 32:33
  Speaker 12: the dome. Okay, Chocolate Dropper, you didn't write it down.
• 32:37
  Speaker 12: You was just off the dome with its It was fun.
• 32:39
  Speaker 12: April Fool's Day joked with Kevin Hard and we have
• 32:42
  Speaker 12: to say congratulations to our girl Erica by Duke Well.
• 32:46
  Speaker 12: She won the Icon Award at the Billboard Women in
• 32:49
  Speaker 12: Music twenty twenty five Awards, and she rocked this full
• 32:53
  Speaker 12: figure body suit, full figure woman's bodysuit.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Did you see it?
• 32:58
  Speaker 12: Yes, But it was a message about women's the women's
• 33:01
  Speaker 12: bodies confidence.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: It was a deep message. You know, Erica's deep about stuff.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: You want to see it, I'll sing it. Don't beat
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: her walking down the street in Downastow.
• 33:13
  Speaker 12: I know it's close, it's close. Windows ce video takes
• 33:18
  Speaker 12: you back. And she's also working on her new album.
• 33:23
  Speaker 12: It's been fifteen years. Come on, Erica, Yes, yes, let's go.
• 33:28
  Speaker 12: And that's music news.
• 33:29
  Speaker 10: You guys, all right, Cala, thank you, thank you. Finally
• 33:33
  Speaker 10: and entertainment news. Celebrities will be pleased to learn that
• 33:36
  Speaker 10: the Federal Aviation Administration the FAA updated its privacy regulations.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Now listen to this carefully.
• 33:43
  Speaker 10: See these privacy regulations that make it harder to track
• 33:46
  Speaker 10: private jets. Now, the FAA will conceal private plane owners
• 33:51
  Speaker 10: information from the public, including names, addresses, and phone numbers.
• 33:56
  Speaker 10: Several social media outlets track the movement of celebrities and
• 33:59
  Speaker 10: billionaires of their planes tail numbers, for example, that's how
• 34:03
  Speaker 10: people knew in advance when Taylor Swift would be at
• 34:05
  Speaker 10: the Kansas City Chiefs Games. So, Steve, you know you
• 34:09
  Speaker 10: probably you fly private jets all the time. So what
• 34:12
  Speaker 10: do you think about the new rule from the FAA.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 34:15
  Speaker 11: I mean?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I don't own I don't. I don't own a plane.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: So oh, I thought you owned a private jet. I
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: don't own the but you be.
• 34:22
  Speaker 11: On them every other week. So who plane is you own?
• 34:25
  Speaker 11: Because you own somebody plane?
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Well, you know nobody from the internet. I don't want
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: you looking for me. I got no plane now, huh yeah,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: are you salty about that? Do you want to own
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: a private jet?
• 34:46
  Speaker 12: No?
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I ain't salt about nothing. Oh this make you get one?
• 34:50
  Speaker 10: Now again? Will this make you get one of these
• 34:52
  Speaker 10: new privacy rules from.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: The f A A I don't. I don't have one.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I don't. Well, it makes you get one, That's what
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Well I don't, I don't, I don't. I
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: don't need one. I don't need Okay, it's like commercial. Hell, no,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: we ain't been.
• 35:15
  Speaker 10: That.
• 35:16
  Speaker 11: I have my come around so quick. If he pulled
• 35:18
  Speaker 11: up there and walked through that airport, I want to
• 35:20
  Speaker 11: see you.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I fly commercial overseas mm hmm okay, but domestically no,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I haven't flown domestic in a while. It's been a
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: little because you're on a private jet. Oh girl, what
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: is your? What is your? What is y'all? Won't from
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: me problems moment, That's what I won't.
• 35:46
  Speaker 8: I just want to be regular a part of the show.
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: I want to experience standing in lines and all my number.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: You're playing delayed fourteen eighty five? How it goes? Are
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: you doing Southwest?
• 36:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Lord, ain't nothing in middle seats too bad?
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: Sir?
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Pick on. That's because you're in group C.
• 36:15
  Speaker 12: But they getting ready to do a sign seatings now
• 36:17
  Speaker 12: so you don't have to wear Oh that's my that's
• 36:19
  Speaker 12: mighty rich of.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: You having a moment sign wall. That's a new concept.
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: What the hell I would buy a ticket and then
• 36:29
  Speaker 8: somebody over there already in the one I want it?
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Man, I'm not finn to do this. Do you save
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: that much more money? Though? When you do that? When
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: you go in there, you can't pick your seat? Do
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: you say that much money?
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: That's not what's the cheapest airline to flyer Beard s
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: Beard or Frontier?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Frontier? Yeah, you never heard of airlines. Did he say,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: what is this wairline nerves? No coming upmind Steve, coming up?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: It's twenty minutes.
• 37:12
  Speaker 10: Democratic Senator Corey Booker breaks the record for the longest
• 37:15
  Speaker 10: Senate speech to protest Trump's policies. We'll talk about it
• 37:19
  Speaker 10: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 10: According to USA Today, New Jersey Democratic Senator Corey Booker
• 37:59
  Speaker 10: on Tuesday delivered the longest recorded floor speech in Senate history,
• 38:06
  Speaker 10: breaking the record set by segregationists. Remember this, Senator strom
• 38:10
  Speaker 10: Thurman back in nineteen fifty seven. Okay, Senator Booker's twenty
• 38:15
  Speaker 10: five hour speech twenty five hours he stayed on the
• 38:18
  Speaker 10: Senate floor criticized Trump's whitewash policies and his administration. During
• 38:24
  Speaker 10: his speech, Senator Booker did not leave. He did not
• 38:28
  Speaker 10: leave the Senate floor. He didn't go to the bathroom,
• 38:31
  Speaker 10: any of that.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 38:33
  Speaker 10: He just stayed there. Our Yeah, no, you can't leave
• 38:38
  Speaker 10: the floor. Yeah, leave the floor. It's it's over the floor.
• 38:45
  Speaker 8: Huh, he.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: Got.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: But wait a minute.
• 38:50
  Speaker 10: He did a fasting routine. Yeah, you're right, junior, He
• 38:53
  Speaker 10: did a fasting routine to prepare. He said, quote, I
• 38:56
  Speaker 10: think I stopped eating on Friday and then to stop
• 39:00
  Speaker 10: drinking the night before. I started on Monday. Okay, so
• 39:04
  Speaker 10: he stopped eating on Friday, then he stopped drinking on Monday.
• 39:07
  Speaker 10: And that had its benefits, Senator Booker said, And it
• 39:11
  Speaker 10: had it really downsides.
• 39:13
  Speaker 9: That's what.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: I couldn't stood that for twenty four hours, and I
• 39:19
  Speaker 8: ain't ate nothing. But you know, man, let me tell
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: you something. Just as a stand up you know, a
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: comedy show, traditionally they try to make it ninety minutes
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: because they know ninety minutes is the maximum laughter that
• 39:33
  Speaker 8: people have in their body. It's like being tickled when
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: your uncle tickle you is funny for a while. After
• 39:39
  Speaker 8: that it ain't funny no more. Yeah, yeah, when you're
• 39:42
  Speaker 8: talking for twenty five hours and you ain't said nothing funny.
• 39:53
  Speaker 8: This is one of the worst things you could ask
• 39:56
  Speaker 8: me to do is sit there in support of you.
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: And I appreciate what he tried to do, but I sure.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Would like to know what it do.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 40:08
  Speaker 10: Former Vice President Kamala Harris thanked Senator Booker for his
• 40:11
  Speaker 10: leadership and for lifting up the voices of the American
• 40:15
  Speaker 10: people that have been harmed by this administration.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: What do it do or does it accomplished? Well, we'll see,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: we'll see, y'all.
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: Y'all know, I want to know what it could what's
• 40:27
  Speaker 8: the potential of it accomplishing. We have got to stop
• 40:32
  Speaker 8: doing stuff that's just rhetoric, because the Republicans are not
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: doing rhetoric. They out there a change in policy, they
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: raised in hell, now we mad about it.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: What we just on to where were all wrong? This
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: is whitewash. This is why we got all that. What
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: are we going to do? And that is demand that
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: the demand that we have and right as people who
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: are voters.
• 40:57
  Speaker 12: Right, it's like the Democratic Party, they need a leader.
• 41:00
  Speaker 12: You know what I'm saying, Well, what is going on
• 41:02
  Speaker 12: with this party? So him standing up there with his
• 41:05
  Speaker 12: leadership on the Senate floor to remind.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: People of what's going on.
• 41:10
  Speaker 10: All right, coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
• 41:14
  Speaker 10: we'll check your voicemail Steve at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
• 41:17
  Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It
• 41:26
  Speaker 10: is time now to check your voicemail Steve at eight
• 41:29
  Speaker 10: seven seven twenty nine. Steve call us and leave a message.
• 41:32
  Speaker 10: You might hear your call on the air. Are you ready, sir?
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Stay ready? Sure, Here we go, Here we go.
• 41:39
  Speaker 10: This is a mail caller who left a message about
• 41:41
  Speaker 10: your website, you know, the one you wanted to create,
• 41:43
  Speaker 10: called don't say that dot com Steve Harvey.
• 41:47
  Speaker 9: This message is explicitly for you.
• 41:48
  Speaker 15: I just heard part of your broadcast about you opening
• 41:51
  Speaker 15: a website, seeing.
• 41:52
  Speaker 9: Don't see that.
• 41:53
  Speaker 15: You know you're like a role model, but you speak
• 41:55
  Speaker 15: any bodies use it like them And earlier in the
• 41:59
  Speaker 15: broadcastalking about murals, scruples, values and reference to two sisters
• 42:05
  Speaker 15: the same guy, where are your murals and values? For
• 42:08
  Speaker 15: being an impactful, positive role model for younger kids? You
• 42:13
  Speaker 15: encourage mentally talent or underserved black kids to use broken English.
• 42:19
  Speaker 9: You should be ashamed of yourself.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Do better, man, Well, I appreciate your calling in, brother,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: but I didn't. I'm not an English specialist. That's not
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: what I do.
• 42:29
  Speaker 8: I'm into young boys to get them to understand the
• 42:32
  Speaker 8: rules and values of manhood and dream building. I'm in
• 42:36
  Speaker 8: the life changing business, not in the speech changing business. Now,
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: if you talk better than me, then that's cool. But
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: you ain't gotten no radio show. So obviously, however i'm
• 42:47
  Speaker 8: talking is working just here. Fine for whoever wills to
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: tune in anything. If you don't like it like this here,
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: dear dog, you ain't got to listen. I'm not a
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: role model for proper speech. I'm a role model for
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: manhood and dream building. Now, if your dream is to
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: stand on the Senate floor as did Corey Booker and
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: speak for twenty five hours, and he probably need to
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: go over there and let Corey Booker into you. But
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: if you want to come from nothing and turn your
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: life into something, I can mentor that.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Now. I don't you know. I'm dimn and all this here,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I don't really have a problem with it.
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: And who is you.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Who is you, doog? I mean, just who is you?
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: So like?
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I don't see you.
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: Putting your money up changing no kids' lives. I don't
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: see you volunteering for no mintoring program. I don't even
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: know if you're on the Big Brother program list or
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: Big Sisters. I don't know if you do it, none
• 43:48
  Speaker 8: of that. I'm doing a lot of that now because
• 43:50
  Speaker 8: I don't sound that good and all that talk, all
• 43:53
  Speaker 8: that good, That's all right with me. I try to
• 43:57
  Speaker 8: get my point across the best I can. That's bothered you.
• 44:03
  Speaker 8: But from tips of my soul, how I could give
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: less men?
• 44:14
  Speaker 10: We needn't have to take constructive criticism?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I took it. But what see, this is what the
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Bible says on to others as you would have them
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: do unto you.
• 44:29
  Speaker 8: So if you want to criticize me, then his little
• 44:33
  Speaker 8: bullshy has got to be.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Ready for some criticism himself. He didn't even leave his name.
• 44:41
  Speaker 10: It's just a male caller, see right there. But haven't
• 44:44
  Speaker 10: I been telling you for years since we've been on
• 44:46
  Speaker 10: the radio about your grammar?
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Haven't I been telling? Of course?
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: You have?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Have I been listening?
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Of course?
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Okay? So now what makes him think I don't even
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: know him. At least I know s.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: For years.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: It's based on the relationship.
• 45:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but if you're gonna call me brother to criticize me,
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: then do what I teach the young men to do
• 45:13
  Speaker 8: to come to my camp.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Be man enough to stand on your word. Put your
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: name on it. Y'all be shaming yourself. Well, I ain't.
• 45:28
  Speaker 10: A uh, it's a lady who left a message about
• 45:30
  Speaker 10: where exactly are you from?
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Steve.
• 45:33
  Speaker 9: Kay, mister Harvey, this is Alicius.
• 45:36
  Speaker 16: Me and a couple of buddies are.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Standing outside of Dollar General in West by.
• 45:42
  Speaker 9: God, Virginia, and we need some validation from you on.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Where are you from, whether it's Welch or McDonell County somewhere.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
• 45:54
  Speaker 9: I can't believe.
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: Welch is in McDowell County with the post county in
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: the United States, Welch, West Virginia is in that county.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: There was no Dollar stove when I was there. We
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: had one stone, all right, I got I can't believe
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I just did it.
• 46:11
  Speaker 10: Coming up next, Thank you, Steve, Thank you caller Steve.
• 46:14
  Speaker 10: Coming up next, it is the nephew and the prank
• 46:16
  Speaker 10: phone call for today.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Right after this.
• 46:19
  Speaker 10: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 46:26
  Speaker 10: at the top of the hour, about four minutes after.
• 46:29
  Speaker 10: It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
• 46:33
  Speaker 10: it's a problem when I do it. We'll get into
• 46:36
  Speaker 10: that find out what that's all about. It's a problem
• 46:38
  Speaker 10: when I do it. But right now, the nephew is
• 46:41
  Speaker 10: here with today's prank phone call.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: What you got for is neph Bili.
• 46:46
  Speaker 11: This right here is actually Tombstone. This is Tombstone. That's
• 46:50
  Speaker 11: the name of it, all right, The name of it
• 46:52
  Speaker 11: is Tombstone. But I don't know if this is Can
• 46:55
  Speaker 11: I flip it this way?
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Can I say rest in peace?
• 46:59
  Speaker 11: Vale Kill one of my favorite actors who was actually
• 47:02
  Speaker 11: in Tombstone the movie that was a.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Bad boy right there. You know, you know, I'll be
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: your huckle bear.
• 47:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, he's a great actor. Yeah, he is called Tombstone.
• 47:14
  Speaker 11: Y'all take a listen. Here we go cut doubt.
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  Speaker 3: Filleral home.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: It's candid, Hey man, we got a problem with the
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: center home. The man saw something. Y'all gonna mess around
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: and put the wrong name on my hand toombs, as
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: will was to date, and we got a problem we
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: gotta get rich the five man, y'all can hold hold on.
• 47:31
  Speaker 16: Hold on, man, calm down. First of all, what is
• 47:34
  Speaker 16: your name?
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: My name is Richie Man. But y'all, y'all, I can't
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: understand a funeral home making these count of mistakes, you
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: know that don't make no sense. How long have y'all
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: even been in the business to be doing something like this?
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: So this is a family business.
• 47:47
  Speaker 16: We've been doing this forty plus years.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Make a mistakes like this?
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 47:51
  Speaker 10: What what?
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: What's the problem?
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: What's the mistake? What's the mistake you think we made?
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, look man, we're bearing my hand two weeks ago.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Her name is hud Up.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, what do you spell?
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Your name is r O s e t t A.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Y'all got r O z e t t a. She
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: was born tune to eight nineteen forty eight. Y'all got
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: August to fix nineteen forty y'all got the dates mixed up,
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: and y'all got her name mixed up. And when we
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: ain't finna doors having Miami rested in peace with the
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: wrong stuff on her thumb? Song all like no fusman,
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: calm down?
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Where you keep getting at me? I can't no way
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: I can help you. If you getting at me, I mean,
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: we'll fix the problem then, mane Why I can check
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: the paperwork. I can check the paperwork and see what
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: the problem is. Now, if you gave me the wrong information,
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: your family gave me the wrong information, then we just
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: put down where we were given and if we gotta
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: change something, we'll change it.
• 48:47
  Speaker 16: But it's gonna cost you some more.
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: Mind.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: I'm not all, y'all. We we're not paying another damn
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: to that funeral hall, not another damn. The stuff gonna
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: get changed on that tone stuff, and we're not paying
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: for none this. I'm gon up.
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: I'm decided.
• 49:02
  Speaker 16: I'm saying we can help you out. I can help you.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: But if you gave me the wrong information, that's on you.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Why didn't do that?
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: That's on as you.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: But we didn't give you the wrong information. Now, I'm
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: gonna tell you that for here. You what's your name?
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Turn on? What is your name?
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: My name is Kendrick.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, Kendreck. Let me tell you something. If this don't
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: get changed, body night, me and some of my cousin
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: a finna come out there and start digging up bout.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: It all right now, y'all not coming over here and
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: digging up nothing.
• 49:30
  Speaker 16: Y'all, this is my play.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: You will disrespect my family and come over here. You're
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: gonna get up what.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: We're gonna dig up somebodies. If y'all gonna come, If
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: y'all don't get this rector bottle of my head, tombstone.
• 49:40
  Speaker 16: It's not gonna be none of that.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not having you coming over here. We're gonna six
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: the problem and check the paperwork and I can get
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: back to you.
• 49:46
  Speaker 16: That's why I can do. But you ain't digging up nothing.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: And if y'all six this thing on my head and tombstone,
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: but it's me and my cousin is coming out there
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: digging up some of them dead bodies. Until y'all get
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: this thing sick, I ain't.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Gonna be nobody coming over here and I'm gonna say
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: I'm nothing.
• 50:02
  Speaker 16: Wait a minute, listen, hold on, see what now I'm
• 50:05
  Speaker 16: getting excited to come.
• 50:06
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 50:07
  Speaker 16: Let me just talk to you like a man.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Listen.
• 50:09
  Speaker 16: What I'm saying is you in that the family seals
• 50:13
  Speaker 16: out the paperwork, puts the name and the earth.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Date on there.
• 50:16
  Speaker 16: If it is incorrect, it has to be fixed.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: I have to call the man out here to fix it,
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: and that's gonna cost some money. I have to pay him.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: All I'm saying is.
• 50:25
  Speaker 16: If that is the case, if the paperworker is incorrect,
• 50:28
  Speaker 16: it's not on us, and I might have to charge
• 50:30
  Speaker 16: you a little extra money just so I can.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Get it taken. Care to get charged none. We ain't
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: got no more money, man, we ain't got no more money.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: Got charge alarm and had to bear in my honey,
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: we ain't got no more. Let me tell you. I'm
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: gonna tell you one more time, mister Kendrick. If I
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: don't see a child, I'm coming out there this evening,
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: and look at my handy tombs. I'm coming out there now.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: If the day and the name ain't fixed, I promise
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: you so help me. I'm finna start digging up about it.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: And if you are out there, I'm gonna put you
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: in one of them holes down and does up.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Now, I'll tell you what, virgie. You're not gonna put
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: me in no hor man like I say, I tell it.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to talk to you and tell you what
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: the deal is and how we will get this fixed.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: Ain't nobody coming out here and dig it up?
• 51:15
  Speaker 9: Nothing.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: I'll be go on somebody.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: I bet you, I bet you I'm digging up a
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: home and I'll put you in it if you don't
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: fix my hand and tombs down.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: If we both going in the damn hole, that's what's
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: gonna happen.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: And we're both going in that end because somebody gonna
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: fix mess around and put the room d y want
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: to put the y'all and spill on my head and
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: then row and everything. You're not gonna fix nothing.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Me and you yelling at each other.
• 51:37
  Speaker 16: We mean, we don't do this. Yelling at each other
• 51:41
  Speaker 16: is not gonna fix the problems. I'm I still have
• 51:44
  Speaker 16: to do a step here. I have to look at
• 51:45
  Speaker 16: this paperwork.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: When is you gonna look at it then?
• 51:48
  Speaker 16: Whether you keep yelling, I don't even have time to.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Go over this paperwork.
• 51:51
  Speaker 16: Every time I get ready look at something, you yelling
• 51:53
  Speaker 16: in my head?
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Say this to you one more time. I'm coming. I'm
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: finna come out there right now. That's what I'm finnas
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: you know what way to come on there.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: I try to talk nice to you and tell you
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: what do I told you that it's a family business.
• 52:07
  Speaker 16: You just expect me.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: You came out here. You ain't no cousin. We both
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: got it all day. That's why I'm trying to tell
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: you right now listen to tell you you need to know.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: That is on my way because I guarantee you y'all
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: gonna chance.
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  Speaker 10: Coming up next, it is my Strawberry letter for today,
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  Speaker 1: It's a problem when I do it. We'll get into
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  Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
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  Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is Strawberry letter. All right, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Subject. It is a problem when I do it.
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  Speaker 10: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm sick of my husband controlling stuff
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  Speaker 10: when it comes to me and my happiness, but he
• 57:01
  Speaker 10: never deprives himself of anything, not even other women. We've
• 57:06
  Speaker 10: been together for seven years and married for four years.
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  Speaker 10: He paid off all three of my major credit cards,
• 57:11
  Speaker 10: and we got a credit card together that we plan
• 57:14
  Speaker 10: to use for trips and major purchases. He has been
• 57:17
  Speaker 10: ordering limited edition Jordan's on the card whenever he wants to,
• 57:21
  Speaker 10: but if I use the card to order hair, he
• 57:24
  Speaker 10: has a fit. My hair is just as important, if
• 57:27
  Speaker 10: not more important, than the latest shoes. He tries to
• 57:32
  Speaker 10: justify everything if it's something he wants. He always compares
• 57:36
  Speaker 10: me to women on TV and pictures on social media.
• 57:39
  Speaker 10: He thinks he's being helpful if he tells me that
• 57:41
  Speaker 10: I should visit a popular dermatologist that he saw on
• 57:44
  Speaker 10: social media. If I ask him what's wrong with my face,
• 57:48
  Speaker 10: he says that he didn't mean any harm. One day,
• 57:51
  Speaker 10: I decided to pay him back and I pointed out
• 57:53
  Speaker 10: a man that had a big, huge bulge, big bulge
• 57:57
  Speaker 10: in the front of his khakis. I told my husband
• 57:59
  Speaker 10: he should ask the guy what kind of pants he
• 58:01
  Speaker 10: was wearing, because they fit him very nicely. My husband
• 58:06
  Speaker 10: said that I was implying that he was a small
• 58:09
  Speaker 10: man down there and his feelings were so hurt. He
• 58:12
  Speaker 10: can't take it when I treat him as bad as
• 58:14
  Speaker 10: he treats me. I've found screenshots of other women saved
• 58:19
  Speaker 10: on his phone, and he talks to his female friends
• 58:21
  Speaker 10: in my presence, although we had agreed that we shouldn't
• 58:25
  Speaker 10: talk to our old friends of the opposite sex. He
• 58:28
  Speaker 10: does so many other things that prove that our marriage
• 58:31
  Speaker 10: is one sided. He said, he's the king, but this
• 58:34
  Speaker 10: queen has had enough. Why is my husband so comfortable
• 58:38
  Speaker 10: doing what he wants to do? Because he just is,
• 58:42
  Speaker 10: That's all I mean. He's a typical dish it but
• 58:44
  Speaker 10: can't take it type person. He's living in his perfect
• 58:47
  Speaker 10: world and he thinks he's too good to deal with
• 58:49
  Speaker 10: your flaws. In other words, he's too busy criticizing you
• 58:54
  Speaker 10: to see himself in a different lighter to get himself together.
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  Speaker 10: He's playing a dangerous game, though, because his ego is
• 59:03
  Speaker 10: very fragile. We know that fragile egos, they can't take
• 59:07
  Speaker 10: it when you He can't definitely take it when you
• 59:10
  Speaker 10: mentioned the other man's pants and how good the other
• 59:13
  Speaker 10: man looked in them. He was crushed by that. He
• 59:17
  Speaker 10: was crushed. But I got to tell you that this
• 59:20
  Speaker 10: tit for tet stuff that you guys are doing, it
• 59:23
  Speaker 10: could get really, really ugly. And I can't understand how
• 59:27
  Speaker 10: you let this go this far. You guys have known
• 59:29
  Speaker 10: each other for seven years, Mary for four, especially the cheating.
• 59:34
  Speaker 10: You wrote it like you know, it was so matter
• 59:36
  Speaker 10: of factly after seven years of marriage. I think you
• 59:39
  Speaker 10: should be able to say anything and everything to your husband,
• 59:42
  Speaker 10: you know, including exactly how you feel about his criticisms
• 59:46
  Speaker 10: and put downs.
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  Speaker 1: Steve.
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  Speaker 8: Wow, this whole letter to me is about a person
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: who doesn't and understand their power. Because I want to
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 8: encourage women, and a lot of women don't need what
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 8: I'm about to say because they do it anyway.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: But you got to understand your power. The subject is
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: the problem when I do it.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 8: This lady said that she's sick of her husband controlling
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: everything when it comes to me and my happiness. But
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 8: he don't deprive hisself of anything, not even other women. Now,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 8: let's stop right here. He don't deprive himself of nothing,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 8: not even other women.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I was really expecting to hear more in this.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 8: Letter about that, because that's like crazy that you married,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: but you don't have to deprive yourself of other women.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 8: I'm very interested in this theory, very interested in knowing
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: more about this, because how does this work. We've being
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: together seven married for folk, paid off all three of
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 8: my major credit cards, and y'all got a credit card
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 8: together that were planning on using for trips and major purchases.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: All right, but he been ordering limited edition Jordan's on
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: the card whenever he wants.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: But if I use the card to order hair, he
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: gotta fit. My hair is just as.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: Important, if not more important, than the latest shoe. Let's
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: stop right here. I must agree you have my full
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 8: undivided one support. Hair is way more important than some
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 8: Jordan's right, Ain't no doubt about it. I ain't seen
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: no Jordan's look better than a woman's hair. I ain't
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 8: seen a pair yet. Now I must uh or what
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: you say when you are clarify, I want to love, stipulate,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: point out, reiterate, reiterate, org say this was the stipulation.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: I don't know the proper word to use. And the
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: dude that's listening to the show that criticizes me, you know,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 8: I don't know what the word is. So it is anyway,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: I don't own a single pair of Jordan's. Let me
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 8: just put that out there. I don't have any hair
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: so I have. I am not biased in any way.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 8: I ain't got no Jordan's and I ain't got no hair,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 8: so I am totally totally impartial to this letter. But
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 8: I must agree that if I had to pick Jordan's,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: a hair dog going and I'm gonna have some hell,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 8: and especially on my woman. So let's just get that
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 8: out the way. We'll be back with how I really
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 8: feel about this letter.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Steve.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 10: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 10: twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry letter subject
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 10: It's a problem when I do it. We'll get back
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 10: into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 10: Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 10: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 10: The subject it's a problem when I do it.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a problem.
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  Speaker 8: It is a problem when you do it because you're
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 8: not exacting your power here. All right, I'm explaining this
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 8: to you. Your husband is controlling. Y'all got your credit
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: cards paid off, your big three major cars. Y'all got
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: one credit card together, decide that y'all was gonna take
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 8: trips and do major purchases together.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: He doing on the car what he want to do.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: He ordered the latest unlimited Jordan's all the time, and
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 8: you ain't got a problem that. But then when you
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 8: order hair, he got a problem with that, you saying
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: your hair is just as important.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: I agree with you.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 8: Now to let you know how impartial I am in
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: this letter. Let's be clear about this. Let me set
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 8: this straight for the record, so you know I'm not
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: on one side or the other. I ain't got no
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: Jordan's and I ain't got no hair.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: So he's straight down the middle. I can speak on it.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: I think the hair is more important now, God to
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 8: justify everything if it's important to something that he wants.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: He always compares me to women on TV and pictures
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 8: on social media. He thinks he's being helpful if he
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 8: tells me I should visit a popular dermatologist that.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: He saw on social media. Well, why don't you flip it?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: Why don't you carry your little bumpy face down there too,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 8: because I'm pretty sure your skin is more smooth than he.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: See.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 8: You not exacting your power? Now, he said something in
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 8: this letter. Let me just go to the last line
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 8: and then read this letter. The last line, he says,
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  Speaker 8: he is the king. That's why he doing what he
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 8: want to do. But you're saying, but his queen has
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: had enough. Why is my husband so comfortable doing what
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 8: he wants to do? Because you ask the queen? Are
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: not exacting your power? Lady, if you understood the game
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: of chest a little bit, maybe you can understand where
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 8: I'm coming from, the most powerful peace on the board
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: is the queen.
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  Speaker 1: When you lose your queen, you're making the game hard
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: on you.
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  Speaker 8: You can still be the king, but you don't have
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 8: the ultimate protector because the queen is gone. The queen
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 8: can move parallel, horizontal, The queen can move diagonally. Can
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 8: the queen move diagoney?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not diagony.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 8: A queen can move, yeah, a queen can move diagonally.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: A queen can move parallel, horizontal, vertical. A queen can
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 8: move forward back, which she can capture in any direction.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 8: That's the only piece on the board that has that power.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 8: Because the queen is the most powerful piece on the board.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: You since to have given up your power. So you
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: let him tell you he the king, but without the queen,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 8: his chances of winning are hampered. You need your power back.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 8: He compares you to women on TV and pictures on
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: social media. Then go get you one of them. See,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna teach you how to talk like a queen.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 8: He thinks he's being helpful, and he tells you, tell
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 8: me all to visit the popular dermatologist he saw on TV.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: And you take your bumpy face down there too. And
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 8: he always comparing you to women on TV and social media.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 8: Bring up one of them helpers. One more time and
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 8: see what happened to you. Then you decided to pay
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 8: him back. One day you showed a man that had
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: a big bulge in front of his khakis. I told
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: my husband he should have asked that guy what kind
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: of pants he's wearing, because it fit him very nicely.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 8: My husband said, I was implying that he's a small
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: man down there and his.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Feelings were so hurt. The truth hurts.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: Going to church hurts sometimes, especially when you think that
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 8: the sermon is about you. Then you ask the queen
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 8: should have said, well, I ain't saying you small, but
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 8: you ain't him though, ah swinging thinging, Oh yes, switchy, twitchy,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, get it, got it.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: You gotta start acting like the queen. You got to
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: let him know you got some moves too.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 8: My husband said that I was flying that he's a
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 8: small man down there and this field is hurt. He
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 8: can't take it when I treat him as bad as
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 8: he treats me. Stop accepting bad treatment, Ladies, I say
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: this to you all the time. You can train a
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 8: man how to treat you. All you gotta do is
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 8: stop accepting bad behavior. Martin Luther King said, a man
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 8: can't ride your back, like unless you bend over, stop
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 8: bending over?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with you?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 8: You're the queen. I found screenshots of other women saved
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 8: on his phone. Take his phone, take the sim card out,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 8: throw it in the fireplace, crack the phone and give
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 8: it back to it. And you know why you did that,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: because I'm tired of seeing these other women on your phone.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: That gets you a better phone than ain't got all
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 8: these women on this one, Okay, and then show him
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 8: your phone.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: What's on her phone?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 8: Men?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 11: Men?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, pictures of men muscular because he ain't all that.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 8: I'll tell you that right now. He talks to female
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 8: friends in my presence. See you letting too much happen. Yeah,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 8: you're allowing too much to happen. You're not talking nobody
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 8: in my face.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: You don't command no respect, demand no respect, So you
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 8: gets no respect. When are you gonna start commanding and demanding.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you you have to exact your power as
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 8: a queen, period. And we agreed that we shouldn't talk
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 8: to our old friends of the opposite second, he said,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 8: he the king and I'm the queen.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: When you're gonna act.
• 1:09:57
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  Speaker 8: Hey, look, you can't let the urge to sing your
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 8: favorite songs while you're driving distract you from that truck
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 8: drifting toward your lane or that lane splitting biker creeping
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 8: up beside you. Fortunately, every Honday offers advanced safety features
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 8: that can alert you to potential dangers around you.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 11: That's right, because Hondai is always working to ensure the
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 11: road doesn't get you. Hondai vehicles have one over one
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 11: hundred and twenty IIHS Top Safety Awards from two thousand
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 11: and six to twenty twenty four.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: As of December twenty twenty four. It is time now
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: for Junior and sports talk. What you got Junior?
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  Speaker 14: All right, Shirley Well, First of all, May eleventh, O
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 14: This Day Comedy Jam down in Jacksonville, Floyd after Terry Theater.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 14: I will be there with Sheryl lunder Wood. We gonna
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 14: have us a great time down there. But most importantly,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 14: what I'm proud of is my work that I do
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 14: in the community. On June seventh, it'll be the ten
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 14: year anniversary of Kiers Hope. This is a five k
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 14: running fun walk happening at the Market Hunt He'll bridge, Okay,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 14: Carling Shirley, this is for y'all. Okay, they had to
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 14: meet and Push has not been banned. Y'all can see, yeah,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 14: right now, it has not been I know that's what
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 14: they want to see. They just want to see them push.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 14: Jalen Hurst, yes to the first time. That's been good news,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 14: good news up.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 14: Also, also, Michael Parsons and Jerry Jones are having a
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 14: dispute over his contract negotiations. Jerry Jones said that he
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 14: don't deal with agents. He don't deal with his agent.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 14: He just dealing with Michael Parsons and Michael Parsons, you
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 14: can't do this deal without my agent because he wants
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 14: the same money that Miles Garrett gets. So you know
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 14: that's that's like you're going into family, then your agent
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 14: can't go in there. It's just you, we're gonna deal
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 14: with you.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I go in Huh. I ain't got
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: no agent. I know what everybody making.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, oh yeah, I'm not finna give you ten percent
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 8: of my money though, I'm not finna do that.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Oh you mean the agent. You're not gonna give that? Yes, man,
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  Speaker 1: why you never have?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I half yeah in the past, of course, but
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 8: I've been in business a long time now, I don't
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 8: need that.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: See, once you establish a rate, you could never be
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: paid under that rate.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 8: Then once I understood what Alex Trebekan Hall them was making,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 8: I just understood that.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Now if I got the same numbers what we're talking about, Yeah, okay,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: then know that. Lamar Jackson, get your mama in there,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: get it, bruh, somebody. You don't mind giving ten percent, right, yeah,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: something like that, but just going in there and just
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: give it to him. You know what I'm saying. I
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: ain't doing that. Yeah, all right, Well, we got Aaron Rodgers.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 14: We'll still don't know where Aaron Rodgers want to play at,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 14: but it says that he might be ended up with
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 14: the Steelers. Coach Thomlin says the conversations are showing positive signs,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 14: so he could probably he's going.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 8: To the Stealers. He was throwing the other day with Metcalf.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 8: He's going to the Steelers.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 14: So you know, they're saying it's showing positive signs, but
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 14: he still says might he could be the Vikings.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: And then we don't know. He just stay at the caves. Aaron,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: that's all we want to stay at the cave. Okay,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: we don't know it was explain what you're talking about.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 14: Well, you know, he goes on these retreats and he
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 14: has to thank everything out and he got to sit
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 14: there in the dark, and then it come to him.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 14: Then he says, this is what I'm gonna do. It's
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 14: like Cameron hay was said, either you're gonna play for
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 14: us or you're not.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: That's the pitch go ahead. Does he need to retire?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Do you guys think absolutely no, he still got it.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: He's still got he still got it. You think you'll
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: see I may ever been to a caves. Think nothing now,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: All right, junior, thank you? All right.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour, a young
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 10: man in social media needs some advice. He asks friends,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 10: don't kiss, right, we'll talk about it right after this
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  Speaker 10: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 11: Steve.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: This is from JJ on Steve Harvey FM.
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  Speaker 10: JJ says, I've been best friends with this girl for years,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 10: and the other night we sort of hooked up. Nothing wild,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 10: just a long kiss that felt like a line being crossed.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 10: But since then she's acted light it like it never happened.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 10: No follow up conversation, no acknowledgment, just back to normal.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 10: The thing is, I've got feelings. Now, I've got real feelings.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 10: Now do I bring it up and risk the friendship
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 10: or let it go and wonder forever?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: If?
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  Speaker 12: How?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Listen to her too? How that he doesn't say, boy,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: she wait you now?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that girl ain't kiss you for no reason. Now,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 8: she ain't brought it up because she won't on you
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 8: to break it up. She's thinking the same thing you think.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 8: I crossed the line? Man, We supposed to just be friends.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 8: Told y'all about your friendship. But okay, so anyway, what
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 8: you gonna do now you got feeling? Boy, listen to me.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 8: You've been having feelings. Stop talking about you these girls friends.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 8: She don't play she don't play video games, she don't
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 8: play sports. Okay, y'all don't talk trash, she don't smoke cigars.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 8: He kissed them nog How y'all friends, stop saying that
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 8: you've been liking the girls. Just go up to it
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 8: and say, Hey, look what happened the other night. I
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 8: just want to be real, honest with you. I just
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 8: felt like it's long overdue. I've been having these feelings
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 8: for so long, but I didn't want to cross the
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 8: line because I didn't want to be running the risk
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 8: of losing you as a friend. But now that we've
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 8: done that, I just want to be honest with you
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 8: that it really meant something to me. I can't get
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 8: it out of my mind. I think about it day
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 8: and night. I've always felt this way about you. My
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 8: only hope is that you would return the favor to me. God,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 8: I think we could have something so incredibly beautiful. We've
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 8: been friends so long, we know each other's secrets. I
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 8: love to take this to the next level. I think
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 8: we could be a power couple. Wow, I ain't got
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 8: hot and bothered in.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 12: That. It was.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 8: Because I'm from an era where you had to have
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 8: a conversation with a woman, because it weren't on cell phones.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 8: I had to put something on your head. It's so
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 8: good that you couldn't wait to see me again. In
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 8: case the other three dudes that like you saw you
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: till the next time I saw you, my comments and
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 8: statements had to withstand the pressure of the mother dudes
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 8: out here, so I had I came with pressure.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 10: M okay, all right, well, all right, all right, JJ,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 10: hopefully you took uncle.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Steven there, I'm spot on, Bill, Yeah you are. We
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: do have time for another one, Steve.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 10: This is from Tye on Facebook, who says what's the
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 10: downside of getting a tattoo on my ring finger in
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 10: place of a wedding ring? For me, the benefits are
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 10: that I'll never lose it, it's cheaper, and it looks
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 10: cooler than a corny piece of jewelry. Friends are telling
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 10: me not to do it, with their main reason reasoning
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 10: being what if it doesn't work out. I tell them
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 10: that I'm not getting married with the intention of getting divorced,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 10: so that's not an issue for me.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: So beyond that, is there really a downside? Well, here's
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: the deal, bro.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 8: You can't take it off and put it nowhere, because
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 8: it's going to come in time. No matter who you are,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 8: You're gonna want to take it off and.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Put it down so much.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 8: You meet somebody that you gonna try to tell you
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 8: not married. Naw, you got this tattoo on.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: You, your ring finger, corny piece of jewelry, had it
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: advise you.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna get this corny piece of jewel put it
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 8: off so you can take it off. Okay, I've said
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 8: three times I do for the rest of my life,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 8: and I didn't.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm taking that thing off. Morning show.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 10: Have you guys heard about Miss Mildred. Miss Mildred in
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 10: some pain right now. She is a seventy six year
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 10: old woman in Pennsylvania. She is desperately trying to find
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 10: the two point six million dollar lottery tickets she left
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 10: in the pocket of the jacket that she donated to
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 10: the Vietnam Veterans of America charity.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: God yeah, yeah yeah.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 10: She realized that she matched the lottery numbers, but remembered
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 10: she had left the ticket in the pocket of a
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 10: jacket she donated. She also learned that the charity sends
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 10: its donations out across the country and even overseas, and
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 10: had no way to track her jacket. The Pennsylvania Lottery
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 10: told Miss Mildred there was no way to claim the
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 10: prize without the physical ticket in hand. The ticket expires,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 10: yet she has until May eighth to get it back.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 10: Maybe somebody will be nice and find it and give it.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Think you not give its about two million? Uh huh
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: two point six million?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: I can't How.
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  Speaker 8: Do I find that ticket? I send her a thousand
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 8: dollars every years a line. Yeah, she wasn't gonna have
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 8: nothing a minute ago.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm very generous of you. Yeah, I can't know.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 8: The story behind it. If I find the ticket is mine.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 8: But if I know it's Miss Milder's too, in all honesty,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 8: i'd give it to him. If I get that jacket,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 8: that's my jacket and my ticket. I ain't got nothing
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 8: to do with Miss mild I'm gonna give it to us,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 8: so I don't block no blessings, all right?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Come on, I find that jacket and that ticket, that
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: is a blessing.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 10: I'm sorry, we'll play around it, would you rather? Right
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 10: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 10: Everyone at your girl Shirley's Strawberry Here April six is
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 10: National I say E bol Day and Tropical Smoothie Cafe
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  Speaker 10: is offering tropic rewards members. Five dollars is off and
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 10: Asa E Bowl or asa E Bowl with nutella. It
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 10: is a perfect way to treat yourself to a refreshing
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 10: tropical getaway. Not a member yet join the party by
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  Speaker 10: downloading the Tropical Smoothie Cafe app and signing up today.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 10: Log into your account on April sixth to redeem your
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 10: offer of five dollars off and Asa E Bowl or
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 10: asa E Bowl with Nutella. It is time now for
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 10: a round of would you rather? Would you rather have
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 10: the wisdom of your age or the energy of your youth.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the youth. Really that you agree
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: with that? Uncle Steve?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 15: You can go with the energy.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: All right, Steve is down to.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: Him out.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: To go over there? You what is up holding on this?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: Would you rather.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 10: Boat down the Mississippi River or would you rather go
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 10: hiking at the Grand Canyon?
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: Oh? Down the Mississippi? Get in a boat.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 8: Right there? Yeah, cutting through Mississippi. I'd have been over there.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 8: Ain't that many views?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: You're gonna go hiking?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do that either. Walking on. There's
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of snakes in that canyon. Oh you know,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: I'm a lot of animals in the wow. Yeah all right.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have no teeth for the rest of
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: your life?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 10: Or would you rather have shark teeth, shark teeth, shark
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 10: teeth or just no teeth.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna get me some. I'm gonna give me some
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 8: dentches and some poly din. Gonna try to ride it out.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 8: I can't hit the shot. I bite my tongue too much.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: I can't handle that. You know how you bite your yall?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the inside and you bite it again. Oh yeah,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: I do chewing gum. Yeah, always bite it twice. Yeah
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: all right. Oh when you bite it the second time,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: you'll be so mad at you. Yeah all right. Would
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: you rather have very big feet? You're a very small hands. Sorry,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know why she's doing that. To do that.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 8: They got the little raccoon hands, that's why. Shame you
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 8: got raccoon hand and baby doll feet. Hard one day,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 8: I'll put my hand up in here. They put it
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 8: in the Jip magazine.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: Man, I became me when he was at a live remote.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 8: He put his head up. My hands ain't small? Hold up, homie,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 8: No want to don't want to put your hands right here?
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 8: Look at my hands compared to my head. Look, yeah, yeah,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 8: I got big hands. I was palming basketball in high schools.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I do that. Oh you couldn't looking from
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: the us. Hell no, he can barely throw a baseball man.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: Round of would you rather for today? Coming up? It
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: is our last break of the day, and we'll close
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 8: Hey, look, you can't let the urge to sing your
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 8: favorite songs while you're driving distract you from that truck
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 8: drifting toward your lane or that lane splitting biker creeping
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 8: up beside you. Fortunately, everynday offers advanced safety features that
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 8: can alert you to potential dangers around.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 11: That's right, because Hondai is always working to ensure the
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 11: road doesn't get you. Hondai vehicles have one over one
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 11: hundred and twenty IIHS Top Safety awards from two thousand
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 11: and six to twenty twenty four as of December twenty
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 11: twenty four.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 10: All right, Steve, here, we are our last break of
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 10: the day. We had a caller earlier who has something
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 10: to say to you. Let's play that.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: Let me here, shall we?
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey dismisses his explicity for you.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 15: I just heard part of your broadcast about you opening
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 15: the website.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 9: Seeing don't say that.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 15: You know you're like a role model, but you speak
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 15: any bodies hues were like them, ain't.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 9: And earlier in the broadcast he was talking about.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 15: Murals, scruples, values, and reference to two sisters screwing the
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 15: same guy? Where are your murals and values for being
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 15: an impactful, positive role model for younger kids? You and
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 15: courage mentally talented or underserved black kids to use broken English.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 9: You should be ashamed of yourself.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 8: Do better, man, you know, uh, I got this call
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 8: and it's funny to me how people are you gotta do?
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 13: Better?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 8: First of all, I was taught by my father, if
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 8: you are going to say something, then be a man
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 8: about it. Number one rule of manhood my father taught
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 8: me was do what you say you gonna do. These
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 8: are my closing remarks today.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: So in honor of the call.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 8: First of all, brother, I accept your critique, but it
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 8: would admit more to me had you said your name,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 8: because see what amazes me about people is when you
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 8: come for famous people, you use it because you finally
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 8: get to say something to the famous person. But you
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 8: want to do yours in anonymity. You want to live
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 8: yours in obscurity. You wanna stay behind the scenes, you
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 8: wanna throw the rock from behind the bushes.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: Say your name.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 8: Now you're telling me that I, as a person, are
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 8: to be shamed of myself and do better because I'm
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 8: supposed to be a role model for people, but I
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 8: use words like them and ain't. And then you're talking
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 8: about these two women that was sleeping with the same man.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 8: Where are your mails and your scruples? You got to
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 8: be more impactful for young people? Do I really well?
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: I've had a minoring camp for fifteen years.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 8: We more women more than that. What am I talking about?
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 8: I've had my minoring camp seventeen over twenty some years.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 8: I have impacted thousands of young boys and young girls' lives.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 8: I put my money where my mouth is. I spend
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 8: more money on my minoring camp then I do on
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 8: just about anything. People don't know that because I get
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  Speaker 8: very little corporate support. I get very few donations. I
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  Speaker 8: want to think of people like Lows and Coca Cola
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  Speaker 8: has helped me over the years. Choice Hotels has helped
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  Speaker 8: me over the years. You know, people like that Lexus
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  Speaker 8: who has supported my menory in camp through the golf tournament.
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  Speaker 8: Stuff like that. A lot of people have, but it's
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  Speaker 8: not to the tune where it completes the deal. I
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  Speaker 8: gotta put a lot of money up for that.
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  Speaker 11: Now.
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  Speaker 8: I understand what you're saying, brother, but I'm not here
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  Speaker 8: to impact how you talk. I'm how to impact. I'm
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  Speaker 8: here to impact how you live. I don't care how
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  Speaker 8: you talk. Talking is not a measure of success to me.
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  Speaker 8: To be well spoken. I guess that's a cool thing.
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  Speaker 8: I ain't saying you shouldn't be well spoken, but I'm
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  Speaker 8: telling you right now, and you can see by my
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  Speaker 8: work on television, radio or wherever you listen to me
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  Speaker 8: at it ain't a criteria for success. But if you
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  Speaker 8: want to make it that, that's fine. If I was
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  Speaker 8: an English teacher, I guess I wouldn't be able to
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  Speaker 8: do it. If I was a professor, if I was
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  Speaker 8: standing up in front of people speaking in a classroom setting,
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  Speaker 8: I guess I wouldn't be able to make it. I
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  Speaker 8: speak well enough to get the point across. But at
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  Speaker 8: the same time, dog, you do know I'm a comedian.
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  Speaker 8: That ever crossed your mind, And I'll say that again,
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  Speaker 8: that ever crossed your mind? Dat that that ever crossed
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  Speaker 8: your mind? And to be honest with you, brouh, I
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  Speaker 8: don't really care. I don't try that hard to speak proper.
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  Speaker 8: It ain't really that important to me. The importance to
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  Speaker 8: me is the message. And when it's time for me
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  Speaker 8: to deliver the message, I'll stand on that. Oh, I'll
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  Speaker 8: stand on that. Nat A, that is a bug And
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  Speaker 8: it's not even spell that way. It really starts with
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  Speaker 8: the K. But I stand on that because Nat right there,
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  Speaker 8: that is a little pesky ass instinct, just like your
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  Speaker 8: phone call was what caller?
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  Speaker 1: That what starts with the letter G, not K, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no gnat. That's what I was talking about. Pronounce the
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  Speaker 1: gnat gn a T. Who knew that? Why would I
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  Speaker 1: pronounce a letter that you is silent? See right there, that's.
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  Speaker 8: The logic I've been living on the whole time, Caller,
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  Speaker 8: That's the logic I've been living on.
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  Speaker 1: Why would I care to spell a word that got
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  Speaker 1: a letter in it that's silent.
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  Speaker 13: Phone ain't really supposed to be with no p pH.
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  Speaker 13: It's supposed to be with the f really don't eight
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  Speaker 13: you do. The left white folks fool you all these years.
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  Speaker 13: You've been listening to them tell you all the wrong information.
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  Speaker 13: That's why you are where you are and why I
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  Speaker 13: am where I'm his.
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  Speaker 1: That's why.
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  Speaker 8: Because done broke the rules. I don't decided I wasn't
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  Speaker 8: fitting to be normal, fitting them.
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  Speaker 1: Normal.
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  Speaker 8: I was gonna be different. They don't pay nobody to
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  Speaker 8: be normal. You are paid to be different. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 8: at here, Hey, y'all. We'll be back tomorrow morning, just
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  Speaker 8: like this here, and to call it. He's gonna be
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  Speaker 8: madder than evil. Talk to God today. He speaks proper
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