8:45 Idiotology April 8, 2026: "What you do is you get a net..."
Walmart makes move over the ever-increasing price of Doritos, Headline of the Week Contender #4: Man inherits 500 lawnmpwers and is now 'spoiled for choice' when cutting grass, New research shows that women only give birth on their backs as a convenience for men...
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