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Memorial Day, Dad Bods and Sexy Bodies, MTH, Comedy Roulette and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all bat all at all?
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  Speaker 2: Given the.
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  Speaker 3: Black millon busy.
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  Speaker 1: Listening to.
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  Speaker 4: Show, I don't joy. Yah, yeah, joy, you gotta do that.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta turn, you.
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  Speaker 1: To turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 4: You probably got to turn the mouth out the mon a.
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  Speaker 5: Look come.
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  Speaker 1: Come out. You'll think, uh huh, I sure will. Good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody.
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  Speaker 6: You are listening to the voice, Come on now, dig
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  Speaker 6: me one and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: What God doing, y'all?
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  Speaker 6: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: What he doing?
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  Speaker 6: What he doing in your life? He doing something? He moving,
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  Speaker 6: he working. Don't lose your patience though, see I did
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  Speaker 6: that before. Don't lose your patience. Don't get so sick
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  Speaker 6: of waiting that you take matters into your own hands.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that. Boy, you're blowing it. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 6: You're listening to somebody who's done it that way. I
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  Speaker 6: had a dream, I had a vision. I had some hope,
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  Speaker 6: I have some faith, I have some aspirations. But I
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  Speaker 6: got a little impatient waiting on it. So I tried
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  Speaker 6: a couple other things. Move it along, boy, I can't
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  Speaker 6: tell you how I messed it up. Then I messed
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  Speaker 6: it up. Then, because God gave me the power of decision,
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  Speaker 6: what I had to do was then after I took
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  Speaker 6: matters into my own hand, messed it up. Now I
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  Speaker 6: guess what. He still got something from me. But nah,
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  Speaker 6: I gotta fix all the mistakes now, I gotta straighten
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  Speaker 6: them out. I gotta suffer some consequences. I gotta pay
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  Speaker 6: for my transgressions, all of that, All of that, it's
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  Speaker 6: gotta go down. You can't do something wrong and not
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  Speaker 6: pay for it. It's just you call it, calma, call
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  Speaker 6: it whatever you want to call it. Every action has
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  Speaker 6: an equal and opposite reaction every action. If it just
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  Speaker 6: stays sunny all the time, you might think it's cool,
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  Speaker 6: but there's gonna be a reaction to it. Ain't no dark,
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  Speaker 6: ain't no shade, ain't no break, ain't no rain. Gonna
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  Speaker 6: be hard if it's just sunny all the time, vice versa.
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  Speaker 6: So you need you need the opposite. You need the
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  Speaker 6: darkness so you can get your break from that sun.
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  Speaker 6: You need the rain so you can nourish the roots
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  Speaker 6: so that sun can it can soak up the sun
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  Speaker 6: and get the benefit of the sun.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't get the opposite.
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  Speaker 6: You got a problem, man, and it happens throughout nature,
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  Speaker 6: It happens throughout your life.
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  Speaker 1: Don't think that you can do wrong and not have
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  Speaker 1: to pay for that. You think this is man.
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  Speaker 6: We think man, because we'd have made a decision that
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  Speaker 6: we think is best for us, and no matter how
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  Speaker 6: to affect nobody else, we got the right to make
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  Speaker 6: that call.
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  Speaker 1: No, you don't.
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  Speaker 6: Whoever is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you into the
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  Speaker 6: gang life, telling you, yeah, man, you need to be
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  Speaker 6: this way to be down with us. I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 6: Get yourself stuck on chuck with that gang. See how
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  Speaker 6: many of them be there for you. Oh they'll go
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  Speaker 6: around the corner with you and start shooting. But look, okay,
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  Speaker 6: when it's time to do some time and they can
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  Speaker 6: lessen they sentence, you gonna get that time. They gonna
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  Speaker 6: point their finger dead at you. I watched for eight
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  Speaker 6: hours all the time, man, I watch Lock Up Raw
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  Speaker 6: all the time, all the time, man, all the time.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't no real cold dudes out there, just holding to
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  Speaker 6: the mantra and sticking to it. Even the mob turn
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  Speaker 6: states evidence go fed all that. Now we in now
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  Speaker 6: the hood, We didne created this ignorant mess called no snitching.
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  Speaker 6: With that ignorant mess, you don't even understand. No snitching
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  Speaker 6: was created by criminals as a cold of honor. If
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  Speaker 6: you do dirt and you get busted doing the dirt,
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  Speaker 6: don't bring my name up if I was with you.
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  Speaker 6: That's a cold of honor amongst the thieves. Now, so
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  Speaker 6: many code of honor thieves that then came out of prison.
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  Speaker 6: They ain't got no honor. They done brought that stuff
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  Speaker 6: back to the street. Now that's all in the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 6: No snitching, No snitching, You got to be crazy. That's
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  Speaker 6: for people who disobey the law. That's who people have
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  Speaker 6: made a cold of honor amongst themselves as thieves. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 6: if you get busted, don't drag me down. What you
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  Speaker 6: just do your time. Oh man, you can't bring that
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  Speaker 6: stuff out here to me. I'm a law biding citizen.
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  Speaker 1: Dog. I'm trying to live right over here. Man.
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  Speaker 6: I don't want no crack house up street from my
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  Speaker 6: mama's house. I'm trying to do right out here. Man,
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  Speaker 6: you can't do wrong and expect wrong not to come
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  Speaker 6: to you. You got to make a decision every day
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  Speaker 6: to do right. God ain't got no pingtui.
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  Speaker 1: You on dirt.
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  Speaker 6: You got what you got coming. You made a decision.
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  Speaker 6: You go down there to get some you might get
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  Speaker 6: got See, we got to come on. I'm talking to
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  Speaker 6: so many men out here right now. I should have
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  Speaker 6: said that in the beginning, but a conversation that kind
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  Speaker 6: of got away from me. I was gonna talk to
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  Speaker 6: you about something else this morning. But it's just only man.
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  Speaker 6: Because our communities. Man, it's just going to the pot man,
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  Speaker 6: because it ain't nobody can about nobody else. Don't nobody
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  Speaker 6: care when they see the young dude over there doing wrong?
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  Speaker 6: Look at them, foods over the man, Go over there
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  Speaker 6: and talk to one of them. Pull them to the side.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 1: You might not be able to approach the group, but
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  Speaker 1: you can approach an individual. Come in, young man. Let
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  Speaker 1: me talk to you. I saw you the other day.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 6: You look like you got something going on in your life.
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  Speaker 6: What's happening with you? Let me talk to you, man,
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  Speaker 6: Let me share something I learned I was doing what
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  Speaker 6: you was doing.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 6: It's like Tommy did a prank phone call one time
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  Speaker 6: as a limo driver and the dude the prank was
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  Speaker 6: he called this limo company, asked this limo driver to
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  Speaker 6: take him to this location late at night, and the
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  Speaker 6: limo driver got a young business he going, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I got you.
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  Speaker 6: I don't normally work like that. But how long you
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  Speaker 6: need it? He said for just about a hour. He said, well,
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to charge you for the full three though,
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  Speaker 6: because a three hour minimum. Tommy told him, now, I
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  Speaker 6: just need it for one hours. He said, okay, I'll
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  Speaker 6: give you a break.
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  Speaker 1: Young man. You're trying to do something.
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  Speaker 6: Where you want to go? He gave an address. The
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  Speaker 6: man stopped writing. He said, that's a bank. He said yeah.
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  Speaker 6: He said, you want to go to the bank at
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  Speaker 6: twelve thirty at night. He said, yeah, and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: be in for a few minutes. And when I come
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  Speaker 6: out that bank, I need for you to flow it.
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  Speaker 1: That to do with the limo. He stopped writing.
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  Speaker 6: He said, hold on, hold on, man, you want me
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  Speaker 6: to take you to a bank twelve thirty at night.
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  Speaker 6: You gonna be in there for a few minutes and
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  Speaker 6: you gonna come out, and you want me to flow it.
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  Speaker 6: He said, sir, I don't do stuff like that. He said,
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  Speaker 6: you got the wrong company. He said, what made you here?
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  Speaker 6: He said, hey, man, don't worry about that. You a
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  Speaker 6: limo come to you.
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  Speaker 1: Just drive. He stopped and took the time out. He said,
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  Speaker 1: young man, let me tell you something. He said.
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  Speaker 6: I've been down before, I've been locked up before. It
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  Speaker 6: ain't pretty. He said, that's what's wrong with you young
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  Speaker 6: people today. Instead of going to get a job, trying
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  Speaker 6: to work your way, you always looking for some fast money.
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  Speaker 6: He said, I'm gonna tell you what I already know.
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  Speaker 6: Don't go down there messing with them people's money like
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  Speaker 6: that because they love that money way more than they
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  Speaker 6: love you, and they gonna do something to you down there.
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  Speaker 1: Now. You stop this foolishness.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm not caring you nowhere, but I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 6: a little bit of time out to tell you something.
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  Speaker 6: Don't go down here with messing with these people's money
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  Speaker 6: because it ain't gonna go good. They gonna take care
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  Speaker 6: of their business when they come to that money. Tommy
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  Speaker 6: kept insisting to this man to pick him up in
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  Speaker 6: the limito. It was a plank phone call. But the
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  Speaker 6: point I'm making is the man took our time. He
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  Speaker 6: could have just hung the phone up.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what he said.
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  Speaker 6: He said, hold up, young man, let me hip you
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  Speaker 6: to something. Because the brother had been locked up before.
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  Speaker 6: He said, no, no, no, see, I've done that when
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  Speaker 6: I was young. I'm gonna stop it. I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 6: some moment out to tell you. I'm up here, working man,
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  Speaker 6: trying to earn an honest living. I ain't going back
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  Speaker 6: down there because I don't. They make you eat what
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  Speaker 6: they want you to eat.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want the food.
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  Speaker 6: You got to get up when they say get up.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta stay where they say stay, live with who
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  Speaker 6: they say live. He said, man, you don't want that,
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  Speaker 6: and he just tried to talk the young man out
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  Speaker 6: of me. You can change a young man's mind with
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  Speaker 6: a conversation. A conversation can change a young man's mind.
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  Speaker 6: Most of these young men that are misguided ain't having
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  Speaker 6: conversations with real men.
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  Speaker 1: They just not having them.
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  Speaker 6: And it's up to us, who know what manhood is is,
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  Speaker 6: to start delivering the message the problem that we have
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  Speaker 6: in our communities we can solve ourselves, and to escalate
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  Speaker 6: it to a point because we who are men, won't
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  Speaker 6: stop on our corporate climb and our day to day
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  Speaker 6: making money and trying to ball out. We won't stop
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  Speaker 6: and grab some of these young soldiers and tell them
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  Speaker 6: the truth about manhood.
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  Speaker 1: That's the real deal. Okay, sah, I went there. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where they came from.
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  Speaker 8: Morning show.
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  Speaker 6: Ladies, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, last time,
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  Speaker 6: this is it. I ain't gonna lie. Ladies and gentlemen, boys,
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  Speaker 6: all the girls, truck driving, waste management, love, postal workers.
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  Speaker 6: I'm talking about when they mad though, that postal worker,
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  Speaker 6: all them happy people down at the DMV. What is
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  Speaker 6: wrong today? Well, my message today is everybody work at
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  Speaker 6: the DMV that has that attitude, get your attitude together,
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  Speaker 6: amer because.
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  Speaker 1: God is still good here.
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  Speaker 6: And the blessing dizziness you put in the application for
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  Speaker 6: that job that is not our fault.
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  Speaker 1: We love you, we need your services today. We want
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  Speaker 1: you to have a brighter day to day.
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  Speaker 6: My wish is that people at work in motor vehicle
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  Speaker 6: divisions all over the country have a better day today.
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  Speaker 6: Or I know we coming in that ignorant. I know
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  Speaker 6: we ain't got our paperwork. I know we ain't got
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  Speaker 6: our title registration. I know we'd have lost our tag.
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  Speaker 6: I know all that, but try to treat us better.
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  Speaker 1: Just try. Let your church say, man.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, man, Charlie Strauberry callin Frail mountfa of South Junior
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  Speaker 6: Boy better known as Kid's Face and the legend that
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  Speaker 6: is nephew Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, boy, Junior, what's happening today? Let me tell you something,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 9: I don't mind taking advice from you on you know
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  Speaker 9: you y'all don't mind that because you live the longer,
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  Speaker 9: you're in a better position. You know, you've done a
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  Speaker 9: lot more. So I don't mind taking them. But everybody
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  Speaker 9: should try to give everybody advice. Like my Pott caught
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  Speaker 9: me over to his house the other day, which I
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  Speaker 9: thought was his house.
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  Speaker 1: I go over there.
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  Speaker 9: Man, were watching basketball, and he trying to tell me
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  Speaker 9: what he expected to tell me about what I need
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  Speaker 9: to do with.
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  Speaker 10: My life and my career.
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  Speaker 9: He talking to me, But the middle of us talking,
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  Speaker 9: I hear voice coming from upstairs. As we in the basement. Hey,
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  Speaker 9: another boy's call, say Charle, come up here and get
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  Speaker 9: the groceries out of the car.
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  Speaker 10: I said, man, who is that? He said, that's my mama.
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  Speaker 9: I'm taking no advice when nobody live with they mama.
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  Speaker 9: I tell you right now, I'll get damn what you say.
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  Speaker 9: You can't tell me a damn thing.
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  Speaker 1: We couldn't.
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  Speaker 9: He couldn't even get that advice out because she kept
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  Speaker 9: calling back down, said Charle, you've been messing with the thermostat.
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  Speaker 9: But I said, okay, right here, see it right here way.
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  Speaker 9: I can't take no invice from you. Hey, the damn
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  Speaker 9: thing you can tell me because you sitting up here
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  Speaker 9: and living at your mama house in the baby you
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  Speaker 9: told me that was your crib, No the basement, your
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  Speaker 9: this is your mama hot see out. When I found
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  Speaker 9: out you're gonna telling about man, I appreciate wherever they chalk. See,
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  Speaker 9: we couldn't even get that advice in because your mama
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  Speaker 9: on your hind the whole time. Don't tell me what
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  Speaker 9: you think I need to do with my life. If
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  Speaker 9: you're living at your mama, baby, we can't take it.
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  Speaker 9: Invite for everybody, it ain't the same coming bunk, Steven, Tommy,
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  Speaker 9: it ain't the same coming for sure, the same come
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  Speaker 9: of call. See, they don't live nobody, they got placed.
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  Speaker 9: You need to start listening to me.
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  Speaker 1: What you need to start.
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  Speaker 10: Start starting listening.
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  Speaker 1: To me, he even control his own heat.
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  Speaker 9: No, he can't do none of that. You have the
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  Speaker 9: tallest seat up again. See right here, you got all
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  Speaker 9: the issues.
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  Speaker 10: And you try to tell me something.
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  Speaker 1: Upstairs.
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  Speaker 10: You always got ill be back. I can't see, I
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  Speaker 10: can't taint no advice.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not right. A good one coming up and woman.
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  Speaker 4: An hour you need.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna run that prank back with the nephew right after.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, it's time for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 3: prank back.
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  Speaker 1: The title is Naked Lifeguard. Let's go catch Naked Lifeguard.
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  Speaker 11: Hello.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach a uh.
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  Speaker 12: Yes, this is Carrie.
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  Speaker 5: Hi Carrie. My name is Oliver. Oliver. You put in
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  Speaker 5: an application with the employment agency about looking for some
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  Speaker 5: work as far as being a lifeguard.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I did.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. Have you had much experience being a lifeguard?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I've been doing this for a while now, Bex,
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  Speaker 12: since I was like eighteen I got my CPR certification.
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  Speaker 12: I've had as many as like two hundred people at
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  Speaker 12: one time watching them.
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  Speaker 6: So I'm good.
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  Speaker 12: I'm good at what I do.
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  Speaker 5: I love it, very good, very good. Well, I'll tell
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  Speaker 5: you what. I've looked over your application and I've checked
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  Speaker 5: everything out thoroughly, and I'm very excited about maybe getting
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  Speaker 5: you to I don't know if you're familiar with it,
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  Speaker 5: but public pool. It's actually in subdivision. There's two pools there.
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  Speaker 5: Are you familiar with Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: I'm familiar with it. They're near where I live.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Well there's actually in the back of there's
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  Speaker 5: a gated community and and that is actually the particular
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  Speaker 5: property that I'm talking about. You coming out and working
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  Speaker 5: force there at the pool site. If we can get
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  Speaker 5: you on Monday to Friday, we're going to actually hire
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  Speaker 5: some more college students for Saturday and Sunday.
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  Speaker 12: What do you say, Oh, I say, okay, that sounds great.
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  Speaker 12: Monday weekends off.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now we start off job actually pays
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  Speaker 5: twenty five dollars an hour.
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  Speaker 12: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: You would be our head lifeguard and we would want
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  Speaker 5: you to be there from you know, I mean if
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  Speaker 5: you start at twelve, we'd actually like you to get
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  Speaker 5: there around eleven thirty, you know, just just to be
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  Speaker 5: prepared and be the overseer and make sure the other
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  Speaker 5: lifeguards get there on time. And you know, we'll go
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  Speaker 5: from there.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Now, carry there's only one catch that actually comes along
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  Speaker 5: with this job. We want you to work an additional
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  Speaker 5: four hours from six to ten at night, but it's
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  Speaker 5: going to pay you fifty dollars per hour, so you'll
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  Speaker 5: make an ex for two hundred dollars. How do you
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  Speaker 5: feel about that?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 12: I feel good. I mean, with the recession and everything,
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  Speaker 12: I can use that money right now, especially during the summertime.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, now here's the deal. This is in negated community,
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  Speaker 5: like I told you before, but also it's going to
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  Speaker 5: be adults at night, and they are actually going to
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  Speaker 5: be swimming nude. What Yeah, they're going to be swimming
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  Speaker 5: newd And what they asked is if they're going to
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  Speaker 5: be swimming nude, they want to make sure that the
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  Speaker 5: lifeguard that's protecting them is going to be nude as well.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, I'm a certified lifeguard, I'm CPR certified, I'm a student.
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  Speaker 12: I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't on.
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  Speaker 5: My resume, and I understand that wholeheartedly. But we're talking
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  Speaker 5: about you possibly making seventeen hundred and fifty dollars a week.
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  Speaker 5: How you feel about seventeen hundred and fifty a week
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  Speaker 5: for your nursing school. I'm sure that'll definitely pay for
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: it throughout the entire summer. That should be a big help,
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: shouldn't it? Yeah? What? But I mean, I mean, are
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: are you? How do you feel about trying it for
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: a few weeks and then you know, how do you
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: feel about that? I don't know, But I mean, you're
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: gonna watch over some adults who are actually just gonna
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: be nude in the pool, and you're nude as well,
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: up on the big chair that overwatches everybody. Seventeen fifty
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: I don't seventeen fifty carry.
• 17:30
  Speaker 12: You know, I don't think I'm gonna be able.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: To do that seventeen fifty carry. We're talking about four
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: hours of you being nude along with some other people
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: that are already new. So, I mean, what's the big deal.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: You know? What we need you to do is come down.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: We're gonna do some drills, some lifeguard drills, and make
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: sure that you're definitely qualified. But we're gonna make sure
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: that when you do those, you got to be naked
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: as well. Okay, why would I have to do some
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: drills naked?
• 17:56
  Speaker 12: I'm on already a lifeguard what.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Do I need to drill? Understand all that. But in
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: order we for our particular property, we got to make
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: sure that you're actually prepared and ready. You know, I understand. Well,
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: that's the way it is. Carry we need you to
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: come down and do some drills. Well, it's not going
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: to take a long probably about a half hour. You
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: come down, you get undressed, you get in the pool,
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: and we make sure that you're qualified to swim nude,
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: to handle to saving somebody's life, nude, the whole nine yards.
• 18:24
  Speaker 12: But what I mean, what if my family come to that?
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: You know, Carrie, you know I can't go back and
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: forth with you. I can't now. I know you. You
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: know I looked at your resume, I looked at what
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: you were doing and what you're pursuing in life, and
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: I thought this would be a great opportunity for you.
• 18:39
  Speaker 12: But I can't be I mean, I can't do that
• 18:42
  Speaker 12: to my family and you No, no.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute, hang on a second. Now you can't
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: tell me you can't do it. Now?
• 18:48
  Speaker 12: Oh yes, yes I can.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: Now, you get your down here in the morning so
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: I can get these drills done. And I want you
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: to naked when you get here. And get in this pool.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: You understand me? Hoo, the hell do you think you're
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: talking to? Are you something a pool pimp?
• 19:01
  Speaker 12: Lifeguard? Human resources are and pimp?
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: You're not pimping me.
• 19:05
  Speaker 12: I don't have to come down there, but I want
• 19:07
  Speaker 12: to come down there.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: You gonna breath? You're thinking down tomorrow and get in
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: this pool and duty drill do you think you're talking too?
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: I'm talking to you, drill. You need to do is
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: go get your.
• 19:19
  Speaker 12: Panel and Anderson Baywatch, because anything, I'm gonna be doing
• 19:25
  Speaker 12: new breaststroke for you all freaking I don't know them.
• 19:28
  Speaker 12: I don't know them people.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fool you know.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: So you get your down here and you take the job.
• 19:34
  Speaker 12: I'm not coming down there to your fun told tomorrow
• 19:37
  Speaker 12: and swim new and life go ahead new for a
• 19:40
  Speaker 12: bunch of ronchy. I don't know who you take your
• 19:43
  Speaker 12: time to. I'm just trying to be nice to you
• 19:45
  Speaker 12: when you come home with that.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: And then because I'm not there, coming the girl you
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: got make okay, you need to go get you.
• 19:53
  Speaker 12: A Pamela Anderson Baywatch.
• 19:55
  Speaker 10: You know deep s diving.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know what you need, but I'm not what you.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: You get your block down here tomorrow.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: I'm talking to you. You think you're talking to I'm.
• 20:07
  Speaker 12: Talking to you. What do you think you're talking to?
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: I got something I want to say to you. You listening?
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 20:14
  Speaker 12: You you better go ahead and say because I'm about
• 20:16
  Speaker 12: to hang up this bone in your face right now.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: You just got pranked by your girlfriend. I just this
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: its Franks, you, baby. Your girlfriend pranks you. You alright
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: when I see it, She's gonna have one last float.
• 20:42
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 20:42
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• 20:55
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• 21:39
  Speaker 14: we go from Sandra in Indiana. Sandra writes, my youngest
• 21:44
  Speaker 14: brother is twenty four and he lives with me. He
• 21:47
  Speaker 14: had a long term girlfriend, but she recently broke up
• 21:50
  Speaker 14: with him because I won't allow her new puppy inside
• 21:54
  Speaker 14: my house. My brother said it's their dog together, so
• 21:57
  Speaker 14: he should help care for the dog. I've told him
• 22:00
  Speaker 14: it's a firm no, and he said I'm ruining his life.
• 22:04
  Speaker 14: I think that's a bit dramatic. But do you think
• 22:06
  Speaker 14: I should bend my rules?
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: No, I think it's a.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: Damn dog that's ruined your life. Don't put this off
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: on your sister. It's that damn dog. It's your sister's house.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: She lives that, she paid the risk she bought that
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: she let you live with her.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: You didn't move this girl in.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: Now she want a puppy, but she can't handle. She
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: get a puppy when she get her own place. You
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: can't prayin't no puppy in a woman's house, Salt in
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: the carpet, and puppy gotta get party trained.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Anybody said to do that, you may put your brother out?
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: What that?
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Why lay?
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Wait?
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: Why don't they take their twenty four year old grown
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: ass somewhere and get their own apartment?
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Nah?
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: And they ain't have all the puppies they won't. No,
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: you you ruining my life. You're stupid boy. Okay, Now
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: she'd have broke up with you because waiting hold the dog.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: It's not you that has problem, it's he that has problems.
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: A woman then broke up with you because you won't
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: let her bring a puppy in her sister house, in
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: your sister house, So she broke up with you.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: You got the wrong chick though. Next question Shirley all right?
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Moving on.
• 23:17
  Speaker 14: Tara in South Haven, Mississippi, says, I gave my husband
• 23:20
  Speaker 14: a hall pass because I had two surgeries back to
• 23:24
  Speaker 14: back and he was so sweet to me while I
• 23:26
  Speaker 14: was healing.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: That was a year ago.
• 23:29
  Speaker 14: My best friend found out in the streets about his fling,
• 23:32
  Speaker 14: and without talking to me first, she confronted my husband
• 23:36
  Speaker 14: and tried to fight him I don't want her in
• 23:39
  Speaker 14: my personal business, but she's in it now, And how
• 23:42
  Speaker 14: should I explain this to her?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: See?
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: I tell y'all all the time, when you see a
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: man somewhere, you find out something about a man that
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: ain't your business. Now, she'd had confronted this man about
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: fooling around on her girlfriend, well her girlfriend, and gave
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: him a Hall passed. He was so kind to her
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: doing surgery. If you could get a Hall pass for
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: kindness doing surgery, you know how many passes I'd have?
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: How many times I been kind? And better not go
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: in here talking about no damn hall pass? Okay, better
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: not bring it up ever.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: And lady, why do you pass? How hall passes for kindness?
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: What?
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: What is that?
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: You were kind to me, you get a Hall passed?
• 24:29
  Speaker 9: What?
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: Who are you?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Can I be?
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 24:32
  Speaker 9: How can I be?
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: No?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: That don't make no sense.
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: Now, your girlfriend is simple. I don't I don't know
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: what you should say to her except this is not
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: your business, but she in it now? Do you want
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: to tell her how stupid you were by awarding him
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: a Hall pass? That you said it was okay? And
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you something else. She ain't keeping it
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: to herself. She's telling other people. Wow, and your husband
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: didn't have to watch his step because his wife gave
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: him permission.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Yep. Facts.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not your business. It's not her business anyway.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: It's not her business. But it ain't no woman's business.
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: But y'all always make it y'alls because she my girl,
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: because I would want to know, well, now here you go.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Now, I'll tell you what.
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: Let's let the women tell him what to do, because
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: y'all always talking about I would want to know. I
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: would tell her, well, now she trying to whoop her
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: husband's ass.
• 25:29
  Speaker 14: What would you do, Shirley, It's not my business. I
• 25:33
  Speaker 14: wouldn't do anything. I honest to god, I wouldn't do
• 25:35
  Speaker 14: a thing.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: This is my business, is her bold face?
• 25:39
  Speaker 14: No, it's not in this particular situation. I wouldn't do anything.
• 25:43
  Speaker 14: I don't know what's going on in their house.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, Carlin, what would you do? Try to fight the husband?
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Carla be all in it?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: My best friend, my best friend. Yeah yeah, so Charlote, Shirley,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't tell your girlfriend. I would.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: I'm not in this. I'm really not in this one.
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: I'm not in this so if your husband just happened,
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: but your husband, you wouldn't want to know from your girlfriend.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: No, I would kill him.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: But I'm asking you if you want your girlfriend to
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: tell you.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: Uh, okay, that's contrary to everything you've ever said in
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: every strawberry that people want to point that there's no
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: changing on this ship.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, you don't. You stay that damn same
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: on this sh We're not into changing on miss Sell.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: We ride or dial.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: But here, your bestie, your best My best friend just
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: got married. I'm not in their marriage.
• 26:50
  Speaker 14: No, okay, you see her husband cheating, you ain't gonna
• 26:54
  Speaker 14: say nothing.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I ain't mad at the answer. I like your answer,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: but that's not what she's ever said. And I've always
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: said that I would say something just like I just said.
• 27:08
  Speaker 10: I'd probably be all in it.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: I'm not in this one with a hall Well but yeah, Sureley,
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: But see Shirley, you don't know about the Hall past all.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: You don't that.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: But I'm just not in anybody else's relationship.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I don't have time for nobody else. I don't have
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: nothing to say.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I saw my partner's girl somewhere in a little
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: strange looking position. I'm not going to tell his man
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: this here, yeah, position, well, you know, in a weird
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: you know, it looked like something was going on, but
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: I couldn't. But I already knew if I want to
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: tell him that he was going to jail, I already
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: knew that if I tell this food.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Case. Yeah, like I said, it depends on who it is.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Best friend though, that's that's like my sister to me
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: for me ready, Okay, all right?
• 28:04
  Speaker 14: Moving on, Cathedra and Topeka says, my boyfriend has a
• 28:08
  Speaker 14: habit of sending several women a good morning text before
• 28:11
  Speaker 14: he starts his day. He does it freely and doesn't
• 28:14
  Speaker 14: think it's a problem. I think it's the first step
• 28:17
  Speaker 14: in cheating.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: And I'm jealous. Am I overthinking it?
• 28:20
  Speaker 15: Or?
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Is this cheating?
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Come on? How does word?
• 28:24
  Speaker 14: What?
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: What are y'all doing nowadays? What relationships y'all got? What
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: y'all allowing up in here? What is these new rules
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: that you can text three women in the morning and
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: wish them good morning?
• 28:35
  Speaker 14: What?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know who can do that?
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: Shirley texts me every single day, Shirley Strawberry. She texts
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: me scriptures every morning. I asked, Shirley I said, Shirley,
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: do me a favor. Text me a scripture every morning.
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: Shirley texts me a scripture every single morning. I was
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: on vacation and didn't quite see the name Shirley. Because
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: Shirley's text comes with a strawberry next to her name.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: And a heart. I deleted it for psyche purposes because
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I would lurry and I didn't know what saying Shirley
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: looked like Sheila, and I didn't need it. The emojic
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: scar at a heart and a strawberry.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you, sello, you're listening.
• 29:34
  Speaker 8: Morning show.
• 29:37
  Speaker 14: According to a new Planet Fitness study, women actually prefer
• 29:42
  Speaker 14: the dad bod over six pack abs.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: All right, thank god for that.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: I know you're welcome, guys.
• 29:50
  Speaker 14: Yeah, the results of the Planet Fitness study suggest that
• 29:54
  Speaker 14: women are still being driven wild by a bit of
• 29:57
  Speaker 14: extra pudge. Of The survey recent revealed that, contrary to
• 30:01
  Speaker 14: what you might have believed, women do actually prefer a
• 30:04
  Speaker 14: man with a little bit of belly on them. Okay, man,
• 30:11
  Speaker 14: but that begs the question, Yeah, is this a double
• 30:14
  Speaker 14: standard though? Because because do men prefer a woman with
• 30:19
  Speaker 14: a little belly with the mom bod? So you don't care.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: As long as you ain't French.
• 30:28
  Speaker 13: What what was that?
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: As long as you ain't father, and I ain't got
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: no problem with mom bod, I don't. I don't you know,
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: I don't you know, especially you know Mom Bob. Women
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: have babies, their body's gonna change. Well, that's all the
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: way back.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
• 30:56
  Speaker 14: That's good to hear, because you know, there's so much
• 30:59
  Speaker 14: pressure on under physical lawyrence, and.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: You know, their bodies and all of that. It ain't
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: meant us to be so perfect.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: But yeah, we're telling you.
• 31:09
  Speaker 14: Man.
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: My wife's hairdresser was at the house one time. Her
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: husband dropped him off. Real big guy man, I'm talking about,
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: really really overweight, nice guy man. I liked him and
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: his wife. His wife used to be my wife's head
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: and she cut her hair. You know, she was a stylist.
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: She cut into the hair little Halley Beer had cut.
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: And she was over the house kind of quiet one
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: day and Marge said it was mom. She said, he's
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: in here arguing with this food.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: She said, my husband. You know, he saw my head.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: He ain't like it. He come talking about he liked
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: long hair. I told him, Hell, I like muscles.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: Just got what we like, but we got over there.
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: She said, well, I like muscles, but we got each
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: other though.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: Deal.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Well about you like long hair? She said, hell, I
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: like muscles.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: That shut it down.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but it is.
• 32:07
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I thought it would be more of a double
• 32:10
  Speaker 14: standard because I know men are so visual.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I don't care that woman has a Would you say,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I don't care that woman has a six pack?
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: But what is that?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: It's nice to look at it, but you know that
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: a requirement for us six and my two that don't
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: have Yes, what is that?
• 32:34
  Speaker 9: But you look, if you look at your man, then
• 32:38
  Speaker 9: you see him. Then I have no right to demand
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: a body if I can't provide it.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, now that was profound.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah it really did it?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? You want somebody to be something you not.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of guys are as progressive as you guys,
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: you know that.
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: Don't matter that they can be non progressive. But they'll
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: be over there by themself somewhere. Yeah, exactly, Or you
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: mess around to get some dumb woman with a six pack.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: M Now what what what did you say?
• 33:13
  Speaker 8: You said?
• 33:14
  Speaker 10: Us three is not that hands, so we can't y'all two,
• 33:18
  Speaker 10: I'm not that.
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: Trio.
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: Tommy, Hey, send over here. Cute with a two pack, Okay,
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: gonna be with a two pack?
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: Unattractive as you want to be with a two I mean,
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: I mean, and let tom can tell you something. At
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: times shockingly not attracted. Yeah, I've caught him on some angles.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: I've seen him from some different.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: But you can't some of that.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Steve Tommy feel that way about himself.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: That's because he looking out the one set of eyes.
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: He come out here and look at him through these eyes.
• 34:03
  Speaker 10: There's a lot wrong with you for you to be
• 34:07
  Speaker 10: you know how much stuff got to aligned?
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Well, you know what.
• 34:12
  Speaker 10: You need, moon, you need.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I guess there's some sexy on me somewhere. Okay, where
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: what we're doing, Well, go ahead, we got we all here.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: Think it's the guys to determine where another guy is.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: Second though, no, no, no, no no, But he says,
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: sexy on me some where is the time wants to
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: tell him.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the ladies, No ladies, now, lad don't you go first?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: You go for hell?
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: No, no, seriously, Tommy, I've always thought this about you.
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: Really, Yeah, you have.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: You have nice hands, your hands hand nice hands.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean there se that cool they're a little bit.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: They're nice though they're always you know, man cured and everything.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's nice.
• 35:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but that still don't make it cute.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Israel's hands is pretty. She's six months old.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: He said, what is that?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: What is hands? Don't help me make it? What is
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: his hand? You thought, man, that's all you got is.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Hand woman like a man with nice Is he cute?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Hell no, he got nice hands, Junior. She tried to
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: give him something. I don't be ugly with your Tommy
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: is sexy?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Call her?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: What on Tommy is? She wouldn't do? There we go? Oh,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: let me see stand up? I wasn't. I'm up now, Okay, okay, okay,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: let me let me scoop back.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: You don't see nothing sex over here.
• 35:53
  Speaker 10: Turn around, boy, you need a car to be sexy
• 35:55
  Speaker 10: like you're like a row Roy.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: You got nice heels? I got I got I'm precious
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: real Tommy, I'm gonna get you got some. You got
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: nice heels. People don't even see my heels. I got
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: shoes on.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 36:16
  Speaker 14: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 36:19
  Speaker 14: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show all right time. Now, guys,
• 36:25
  Speaker 14: for around it would you rather would you rather be
• 36:30
  Speaker 14: just forgotten or would you rather be just hatefully remembered?
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: They'll remember you, but in a hater way.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: No, No, you could just go off forget me. I
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be here. No, I'm gonna give a damn
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: you can before all I care either one. I'm gone,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: I'm all right, all right.
• 36:54
  Speaker 14: Would you rather get ribs from Kansas City? Or would
• 36:57
  Speaker 14: you rather get ribs from Memphis?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Memphis?
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Kansas City or Memphis.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Memphis White Memphis. I had them both. Can City got
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: some good ribs.
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: Now they barbecue boys over there in Kansity, ain't no joke,
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: But they're not playing around with your ass in Memphis.
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: What's the differences though?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: That that that Gates presidential plotter is something?
• 37:22
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Gates.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: We've been there to Gates. You've been in there too.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I love.
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: I ain't got nothing to say, but Gates is all
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: that in the bag of chim But you got to
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: go to the Commissary, You got to go to Interstate.
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: You gotta go to Neely's. You gotta get your mind right.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: You gotta get your mind right up in there. Now.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: Why you know that rendezvous is more commercial barbecue across
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: the street from Peabody. But you gotta get your mind
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: right when you go down there. All right, got that
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: white bread, started making french fried, went from all that
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: damn sauca talking like that because that's how you talk
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: talk about bob cue.
• 38:06
  Speaker 10: Say you because it's food in your mouth?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no no. You gott
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: talk about barbecue like you know you you know you
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: got to be a bobecue. Can't you be all?
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You put the ball in meet and all of you
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: don't want ball on? Damn real agree with people? You
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: balling me ball on free?
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Oh all right, here we go.
• 38:30
  Speaker 14: Would you rather babysit a crying baby for a day,
• 38:35
  Speaker 14: just for a day, or would you rather have an
• 38:38
  Speaker 14: unwanted house guest for a week?
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I got that baby? Give me, I got that baby.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Give me.
• 38:46
  Speaker 14: Would you rather babysit a crying baby for a week,
• 38:49
  Speaker 14: I mean for a day, or would you rather have
• 38:51
  Speaker 14: an unwanted house guest for a week.
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna take a baby. I know I can get
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: a babies. Stop crying. You're gonna stop all this crying up.
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: It's just worth day.
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: Son.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna cry. A damn man, I'm putting some
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: in your milk for you to get I'm put some
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: bailies in that milk. That's what I'm gonna do.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: You're gonna go nice boy. Your a's gonna go to sleep.
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be tasty too. Yeah, I can put a
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: baby to sleep. You're gonna go to sleep. And with
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: your ass in the middle of that little that little
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: raft that they had their feet out and put them
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: in the pool. It's just ass out there in the
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: middle of that water. And let him deal with it.
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: He'll stop crying after a while. They did go to sleep.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: Hard to keep swimming.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Back over and I keep kicking you back out in
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: the middle.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: All right. Uh, that's today's rounded. Would you rather you're listening.
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: Morning show?
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: All right, let's go. It is time guys for comedy Roulette.
• 39:44
  Speaker 15: Love it.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: I love it comedy Roulette.
• 39:45
  Speaker 15: Jay, let me break it down. Steve, I got too,
• 39:47
  Speaker 15: We got new people, see steep, Steve. Steve, you know
• 39:52
  Speaker 15: his nerves are bad. Joe, it's gonna be take five subjects,
• 39:55
  Speaker 15: but put them on the wheel. We spun the wheel.
• 39:58
  Speaker 15: Well stop, we will do the damn thing, all right.
• 40:02
  Speaker 14: Here we go the five categories. Number one, excuse this
• 40:06
  Speaker 14: people use who owe you money?
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: All right? Number two?
• 40:12
  Speaker 14: Doctors don't always know what they're talking about. Number three,
• 40:20
  Speaker 14: why are you talking? Your team sucks?
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Number four?
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Number four, I think I took the wrong pill. Okay.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: And number five. And that's when you realize you were lost. Okay, alright,
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: spend the wheelcap. We'll see where it stops.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I'm on.
• 40:56
  Speaker 14: It stopped the number five, guys, and that's when you realize, guy,
• 41:00
  Speaker 14: you were lost.
• 41:04
  Speaker 15: Listen, when you realize you love Yeah, we got to
• 41:07
  Speaker 15: turn the music down.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: So you can't.
• 41:11
  Speaker 16: Cot can't, nobody can't, nobody concentrate what the loudest y'all
• 41:19
  Speaker 16: see me lost?
• 41:23
  Speaker 10: I'll tell you when you know you love it, don't
• 41:25
  Speaker 10: have you all time?
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: When you try and the street science from English to
• 41:31
  Speaker 9: so right, you can't even make.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: You trying to figure out I don't even.
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: Know what.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Is this still main.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: To know?
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: When you riding and you in the middle of nowhere
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: and you see a sign that say ten miles to
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: Jurassic Park.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Man, your answer is lost man, Jurassic Park. Correct. I
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: should know so many of these when you driving and
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: you mutter to yourself that at the damn house.
• 42:18
  Speaker 15: When you know you you make a right turn and
• 42:22
  Speaker 15: it's no exit, it's you you right in the coach.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: This is when you know, you know any time you
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: got to put your.
• 42:36
  Speaker 10: Car in reverse and look over your shoulder.
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: When you ride and you see one store and get out,
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: and this white man say, you got any hot bit
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: where you are?
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: That's scary and so many you get out of stop
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: sign and you go where the tree at that used
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: to be right there.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: It was a tree right.
• 43:14
  Speaker 15: When you driving and you stopped, and the guy said says,
• 43:18
  Speaker 15: like the last time I told you, you're telling you
• 43:21
  Speaker 15: direction direction.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: This is how you know you're I'm done this question.
• 43:29
  Speaker 9: Will you tell you gotta lean out your pass and
• 43:31
  Speaker 9: your window and say, my man, my man, hey, my man,
• 43:39
  Speaker 9: I got something.
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: You know you lost when you sit there and you say,
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: you know what, I'm gonna leave my car and just
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: uber from here.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I just don't know where I'm going. This is how
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: you know you lost if you ever say these three
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: words right here. Yeah excuse me, little boy?
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: What excuse me?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Little yeah?
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: What sir?
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 44:21
  Speaker 14: Coming up at the top of the hour, write about
• 44:23
  Speaker 14: four minutes after, it's today's strawberry letter.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: But up next, nephew, tell me has a prank phone call.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: That's all coming up right after this.
• 44:31
  Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show.
• 44:34
  Speaker 14: Coming up at the top of the hour, Write about
• 44:37
  Speaker 14: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today the
• 44:40
  Speaker 14: subject Get a load of this, guys. My best friend
• 44:44
  Speaker 14: is just trying to help out. We'll get into that
• 44:47
  Speaker 14: a little later. Right now, the nephew is here with
• 44:50
  Speaker 14: today's prank phone call.
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: What you got for his nef This right here is
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: Johnson's Freedom Paper.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Johnson Freedom Paper. Let's go.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Hello.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach Franklin Franklin Johnson's fleet. Yeah,
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: this is Franklin. How you doing today? And my name
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: is My name is Kyle Kyle Green. I'm with the
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Immigration Department of the State of Tennessee.
• 45:18
  Speaker 13: Uh yeah, how can I help you?
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: You were you were born and raised in Tennessee? Am
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: I correct?
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 45:24
  Speaker 13: Born and raised in Tennessee?
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, Now, uh do you do you still live in
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: the Tennessee area? Now are you in a different states?
• 45:33
  Speaker 13: I'm right, and that's it's still here. Oh, my family,
• 45:36
  Speaker 13: the only concerts. He's still here, living good.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So here's what's going on. It's been
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: brought to our attention here at the Immigration that anyone
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: in the state of Tennessee who has the last name
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: of Johnson. And I don't even know how to break
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: this to you or tell this to you, but it's
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: been brought to our attention here at the Immigration that
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: anyone in the state of Tennessee last name Johnson for
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: some reason, and we're going to fix the problem. But
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: for some reason they're saying no Johnson's are free, you know,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: like there's claws or something and some paperwork or whatever.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: But what we need is we need all the Johnson's
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: to come in by six o' by six o'clock today
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: so we can try to take care of the problem.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: If not, if all Johnson's that are not reported in
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: by six will have to get picked up.
• 46:28
  Speaker 13: I know this is a joke, like we we just
• 46:31
  Speaker 13: I know this is Joe baby, I'm free. What are
• 46:33
  Speaker 13: you talking about? Like, well, he's telling me talking about this,
• 46:39
  Speaker 13: you're talking about the Johnsons ain't free.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: What do you what are you talking about?
• 46:42
  Speaker 13: You Bumpy Johnson?
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Got for that? I don't know anybody attacking Johnson's then
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: uh no, sorry, this is this is a real this
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: is I know this is crazy to get a phone
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: call like this, but like I say, it's it's we
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: got some paperwork here. Everybody's scramming around trying to it
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: to the bottom of it this but bottom line is
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: we need all the Johnson's to come in because right
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: right now, in the state of Tennessee, no person with
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: the last name of Johnson is free right now. And
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: get the gout in What are you talking about?
• 47:13
  Speaker 13: What are you talking about?
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: Are you black?
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: I'm black, but yeah I'm black.
• 47:19
  Speaker 13: Are you free?
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm free?
• 47:22
  Speaker 13: So what are you talking about coming to me talking
• 47:24
  Speaker 13: about the Since my last name Johnson, my family got
• 47:26
  Speaker 13: to come down to immigration because we ain't free. Who
• 47:29
  Speaker 13: the hell are you calling me talking about the crap
• 47:32
  Speaker 13: like that?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Man, Okay, sir, the problem. We're gonna fix the problem,
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: but we need all Johnson's to come in. We're gonna
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: fix the head of the census or something. I'm sorry,
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: are you the head of the census? I No, I'm not.
• 47:47
  Speaker 13: Something like that, Like, why are you calling me talking
• 47:49
  Speaker 13: about Johnson? You are some uncle Tom asked pulling me
• 47:53
  Speaker 13: talking about Johnsons that we ain't free and we got
• 47:56
  Speaker 13: to come down, and he's threatening my family.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: This guy, I'm not I'm sure. I'm not sure. I'm not.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not threatening you all right. Like I said, my
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: name is Kyle Green, I'm with immigrations. I'm just trying
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: to fix the problem. You know it in me because
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: your name is Green.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: So y'all knowing after the.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Johnson's sure, I'm not saying I'm better than you because
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: my last name is Green. I'm saying we have more kle.
• 48:19
  Speaker 13: You are so saying that, Kyle, mister Green's my name
• 48:23
  Speaker 13: is Johnson. We come from a long line at Johnson.
• 48:25
  Speaker 13: And don't let me have to brumty Johnson on you
• 48:28
  Speaker 13: cause you saw how he was cutting off soap.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Don't play with them, okay, sure can we? I want
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: to help you and I want to help all the jobs. Okay,
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: you ain't help it, nobody with yourself, mister Green, Uncle Tom,
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: I sold y'all life in Dango the house for I
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: bet you want them lights get green eyes.
• 48:52
  Speaker 13: Terrence Howard looking most big good head. I'm black nothing me,
• 48:57
  Speaker 13: I got a wide nose and I'm proud to be black,
• 48:59
  Speaker 13: and they're gonna have your likes to ask for me
• 49:01
  Speaker 13: when I bring my my family down there. You got
• 49:03
  Speaker 13: some guy nervous. It's all this tobolism.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: My mother sus Okay, sir, can I extruct you to
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: come down the immigration.
• 49:13
  Speaker 13: That sound like a life getting mother, Kyle Green? That
• 49:17
  Speaker 13: sound license up?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Sir? Can I get you to come down the immigration
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: by now? You can not have me come there.
• 49:24
  Speaker 13: I'm gonna come down there with my god oh oh.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Bunky Johnson's and we're gonna turn it up. Okay, So
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: is your wife's last name Johnson too?
• 49:34
  Speaker 13: Don't worry about what my white's class name is.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Don't try to set up Okay, is your is your
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: mother still living?
• 49:42
  Speaker 13: Don't worry about my mama still living?
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: You don't have to.
• 49:44
  Speaker 13: I'm about to hang this guy thrown up. You're gone
• 49:48
  Speaker 13: cross the line, your life getting bubble.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, sir. All I know is that you know
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: we got you. We were trying to get as many
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Johnson as michild to come in. Tell me tell me
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: you the one that told us to call you, Okay, Franklin,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: that's what told us to call you. Boom Tommy said,
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: you probably want to call Franklin Johnson and get him
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: on the line, because you know a lot of the
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: other Johnson's, and you can get them all to come in.
• 50:15
  Speaker 13: That's what I'm You think you think I'm not? Mother
• 50:18
  Speaker 13: been going around them all the Johnson That's how they
• 50:20
  Speaker 13: came over from aftercare was one black mother take him
• 50:23
  Speaker 13: over too, talk about they was going on vacation and
• 50:26
  Speaker 13: they came up with over here. I'm not rounding them though, God,
• 50:30
  Speaker 13: who the hell is Tommy?
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Tommy?
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Tommy said you would do it? Tommy said, you would
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: be cool with it.
• 50:36
  Speaker 13: I don't know, no, God, Tommy, he sounded like one too.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, do you know do you know nephew Tommy from
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: the Steve Harvey Lorny Show. Do you know that mother?
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: I got my blood breast? Hey man, oh man, Hey Franklin. Yes, hey,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Frankin take us out man your point, Jay, Rob is
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: the one that got me the frank phone. Call you back.
• 51:07
  Speaker 13: Oh, he ain't allowed over to the barbecue home? One man?
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: Was he a whiskey?
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: Was he?
• 51:12
  Speaker 13: Was he taking some of that whiskey when he caught
• 51:14
  Speaker 13: you there?
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know what he was when I called him, bro,
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: he wanted me to make sure he's Frank Franklin.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Oh man, And you gotta tell me this right here,
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: break and give it to me, baby, Franklin Johnson. You
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: got to tell me this. What is the baddest and
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: I mean the baddest radio show in the Lake?
• 51:39
  Speaker 13: The Steve Harvey Show with Netphew Tommy.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: You went there on him, Tommy.
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: He had you shook up a little bit, though he
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: sounded like he had you all balanced a little bit
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: because he was seious with it.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bumpy Johnson when he okay, oh you think.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: I'm round up all the Johnsons, I ain't that blankety blank?
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: See you like skin, ain't you? You're probably one of
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: them light skin tears? Howard looking ass.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Boy boy boy, good hair boy boy.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: He was mad, he was hot.
• 52:21
  Speaker 10: Kyle Green sound like skin?
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, A man, is your is your wife LA's name?
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: John's don't worry about my wife? Is your mother?
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Still?
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: See?
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: You don't cross the line now, man. He was gonna
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: come down there, and yeah, he was bout it.
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: All the Johnson's to come down so we can get
• 52:49
  Speaker 7: these papers together. But y'all'll not free.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Got that light?
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Hold up, man, is you black? Yeah? Oh so you
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: done got your uncle Tom asked. Now you go round up.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: See that's you that you was on. Jane Gold right
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: right here.
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  Speaker 1: he was through with you.
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  Speaker 7: It is Earthquakes. Father's Day Comedy show. That is with
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  Speaker 7: Donnielle Rollins, Nephew, Tommy, Tony Robertson, and Vanessa Fraction at
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  Speaker 14: Nephew, thank you. Up next, it's the Strawberry Letter. Subject
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  Speaker 14: my best friend is just trying to help out. We'll
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  Speaker 14: get into it right after this. You're listening Hardy morning show.
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  Speaker 14: Time Now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
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  Speaker 14: your letter live on the air, just like we're going
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  Speaker 14: to be reading this one right here, right now today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bug La, hold on tight, we got it for
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  Speaker 1: you here.
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  Speaker 14: It is the Strawberry Letter subject my best friend is
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  Speaker 14: just trying to help out.
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  Speaker 3: Dear Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 14: I've been married to my husband for eight years and
• 54:29
  Speaker 14: we have a five year old and a two year
• 54:31
  Speaker 14: old daughter. My husband has five other kids, not including
• 54:35
  Speaker 14: the two we have together. Yes, I know this is
• 54:38
  Speaker 14: a lot of kids. However, I want to try for
• 54:41
  Speaker 14: another baby next year. I am thirty two and he
• 54:44
  Speaker 14: is forty, and he says he is too old to
• 54:48
  Speaker 14: have more kids. I don't have a son and would
• 54:51
  Speaker 14: like to try for a son. I always told him
• 54:54
  Speaker 14: I wanted to have three children. We don't have sex
• 54:58
  Speaker 14: because he says he doesn't want to get megnant, and
• 55:00
  Speaker 14: if we do have sex, he buys me the Plan
• 55:03
  Speaker 14: B pill to avoid any possible pregnancies. I even asked
• 55:06
  Speaker 14: if we can adopt and he still said no. I
• 55:10
  Speaker 14: am starting to resent my husband and this is causing
• 55:13
  Speaker 14: a strain on our relationship because I want another baby.
• 55:18
  Speaker 14: We are financially stable enough to have another baby.
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  Speaker 3: I can fight it.
• 55:23
  Speaker 14: And my best friend, who happens to be a manned
• 55:26
  Speaker 14: and he offered me his sperm. As you know, he
• 55:29
  Speaker 14: would donate the sperm and sex would not be involved.
• 55:34
  Speaker 14: When I told my husband about my best friend's offer,
• 55:37
  Speaker 14: he flipped out and was highly upset. He said that
• 55:40
  Speaker 14: would be committing a sin, breaking the vows of marriage,
• 55:43
  Speaker 14: and he would not accept the baby as his child.
• 55:46
  Speaker 14: He also said he would divorce me if I even
• 55:49
  Speaker 14: brought it up again. I think it is very unfair
• 55:52
  Speaker 14: because he won't give me another baby. It's my body
• 55:55
  Speaker 14: and if I want another baby, I should be able
• 55:57
  Speaker 14: to get pregnant and have another baby.
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  Speaker 3: Am I wrong here? Please help? Well, you know you're
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: both wrong, and I'll tell you why.
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  Speaker 14: You for going to another man outside of your marriage
• 56:12
  Speaker 14: to get another baby.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's not the way you do it.
• 56:15
  Speaker 14: And of course your husband is wrong for just shutting
• 56:17
  Speaker 14: you out, not even hearing of your requests, for being
• 56:22
  Speaker 14: so mean and closed minded about you.
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  Speaker 3: You're his wife.
• 56:25
  Speaker 14: He should be, you know, compassionate and understanding as to
• 56:29
  Speaker 14: how you feel. I get that he already has five children,
• 56:33
  Speaker 14: in addition to the two daughters that you guys have together.
• 56:37
  Speaker 14: But you have to talk, and you should have talked
• 56:41
  Speaker 14: to each other before you got.
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  Speaker 3: Here to this place.
• 56:45
  Speaker 14: He's only forty, and while he may say that's too old,
• 56:50
  Speaker 14: it's not too old. I think it's just that he
• 56:53
  Speaker 14: is tired of having kids. Seven kids. You said it
• 56:56
  Speaker 14: in a letter. That's a lot of kids, by anyone's standards,
• 57:00
  Speaker 14: is a lot of kids. You say you're financially stable
• 57:04
  Speaker 14: enough to have a lot of kids, to have more kids,
• 57:06
  Speaker 14: but you know, if your husband doesn't want to have kids,
• 57:11
  Speaker 14: you guys have to be on the same page as
• 57:12
  Speaker 14: far as it's concern you. On the other hand, are
• 57:15
  Speaker 14: only thirty two. You're still young enough. You're perfectly within
• 57:18
  Speaker 14: your rights to want more children and to try for
• 57:21
  Speaker 14: a boy.
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  Speaker 3: If that's what you want. But you can't do it
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: with this husband.
• 57:26
  Speaker 14: Because he's not interested. You guys have a major issue
• 57:28
  Speaker 14: in your marriage. I don't see how you can come
• 57:31
  Speaker 14: to an agreement or a compromise. I really don't. He
• 57:34
  Speaker 14: doesn't want any more children. He doesn't want any more children.
• 57:37
  Speaker 14: You do, period, okay, period, you're here. I think I
• 57:42
  Speaker 14: can confidently say this that if you do have another child,
• 57:47
  Speaker 14: it won't be with your current husband unless you trick
• 57:50
  Speaker 14: him or trap him or something like that. And if
• 57:52
  Speaker 14: you go to your best friend and get his sperm,
• 57:58
  Speaker 14: you're going to be done with this marrige alright. This
• 58:00
  Speaker 14: marriage is practically over anyway because of your husband's rules.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: He doesn't want another kid you do. He won't accept
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: the baby as his own.
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  Speaker 14: If you have another one, he doesn't want to adopt.
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  Speaker 14: You have no options here. You have no options here, Steve.
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  Speaker 6: Well, Shirley, I have different take on this. I believe
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: that she does have options, and I'll tell you why
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: as soon as y'all ask me why. Steve, She's been
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: married to her husband for eight years and they got
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: a five year old and two year old together.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: They both girls.
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: My husband has five other kids, not including the other
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: the two we have together. Now, let's stop right here.
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: He'll go the whole damn problem right here. It's them
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: five other damn kids. This is the reason he's struggling
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: with another one. So don't take it personal. It ain't you,
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: it's them damn other ones. That's where the problem comes
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: in at We don't know where they strolled all out
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: at They could be city wide, state wide, state wide, countrywide,
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: they may be global international.
• 59:25
  Speaker 12: We don't know.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of money. Now if he farty, I'm
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: assuming he started.
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: Having kids around twenty eighteen. Maybe that means he's still
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: paying child support.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: You'll see. That's where he don't want no more kids.
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: See, y'all may be financially stable, but that child support
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: choking homie.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: That's your problem right there.
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: You say, yes, I know that's a lot of kids,
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: but you want to try for another one because you're
• 59:59
  Speaker 6: thirty two. And he say too old to have more kids.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 6: That's not true.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: You can have more kids. Past for it.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: Now you don't got a boy, and you want a boy.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: And always you always told him you wanted three kids.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: And now y'all ain't having sex because he said he
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: don't want to get me pregnant. If we do have sex,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: he buy me to plan bet peel to avoid any
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: possible pregnance. And you take the damn pill. But this
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: man make buying a pill, making you take it standing there,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: watch you swallow it.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 14: Just ain't no marriage, all right, Hang on to that thought, Steve,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 14: we have more, We'll have part two of your response
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 14: when we come back at twenty three after the hour.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 14: Today's Strawberry Letters subject to my best friend is just
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 14: trying to help.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Out here, Okay, we'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 14: All right, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters subject my
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 14: best friend is just trying to help out.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you got this husband you've been married to. Y'all
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: got two keys is when he got five other kids.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: You want another baby because you want to try for
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: a boy. You thirty two, he forty. He say he
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: too old to half kids. You told him when y'all
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: got married, y'all want to have three kids. He say
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: he ain't having it, and y'all don't hardly have sex
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: because he don't want to get you pregnant. Then when
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: you do have sex, he buy a pill to play
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: and b pill and make you take it to avoid
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: any possible pregnancies.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: You asked this.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: Fool, could you adopt? And he still said no. I'm
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: starting to resent rup. My husband's causing a strain under
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: our relationship because you want another baby. Now you say
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: you're financially stable. Now here's the problem. You went to
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: your best friend, who happens to be a man. He
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: offered his spurn. Hart's stop right here. Anybody got problem
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: with this?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Here?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, most will offer his spurn. Most men, I know
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: it is willing to offer sperm. That's where the term
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: sperm donor came from. Because matter fact, we like giving
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: it up so much, we'll give it to people we
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: don't know.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: We don't even have to care about you. We have
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: extra we want to donate it to you.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: Now, your damn best friend, who is a man, then
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: told you that he'll offer you his sperm. And then,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: as you said in the letter, as you know, he
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: would donate the sperm and sex would not be involved. Lady,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: that's what he said. But he your best friend because
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: he's attracted to you. And now he's so attracted to you,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: he said, I donate my sperm. He been wanting to
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 6: say this all along. This is just the topic that
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: then came up. And you said, as you know, he
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: would donate the sperm and sex would not be involved.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Well, sex might not be involved, but you're gonna have to.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 6: Get that sperm though, Hello Church, say, man, you might
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: not have that, but you gotta get it. And you
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 6: can't leave it where it is to have it's got
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 6: to come out. Hello, how you think we're gonna get
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: it out of the little house he live in? Now,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: I'm dead serious. Something got to happen. You stop all this.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: He we don't have to have sex. We're gonna have something.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: Then your crazy ass went in the house told your
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: husband about your best friend's offer. Your husband flipped, was
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: highly upset. He said this would be committing a sin.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 6: Sound like it to me because he ain't real show
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: what he means by he want to donate some spur
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 6: because you got a real good idea of what donating
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: sperm mean. You'd be breaking the vials of the marriage
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: because all he says, y'all see is you having sex
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: or getting that sperm donated some kind of way, and
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: said he would not accept the child as he is.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: Hell, it ain't.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: It ain't his baby, it's your best friend's baby. He
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: also said he divorced you if you bought it up again.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: Now you think it's very unfair because he won't give
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: me another baby. It's my body and if I want
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: another baby, I should be able to get pregnant to
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: have a baby. Lady, you are one hundred percent correct. Now,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: Shirley said this right here. It won't be with this
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: dude right here, unless you just go on and have
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 6: sex with your husband and quit taking that damn pill.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Then you're gonna have a baby. Then what he gonna do?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: But then guess what.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 6: Don't nobody really want to have a baby with somebody
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: that don't want a baby. But it happens all the time,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 6: And you can act like some women and go, well,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: he'll grow to love the child, he might, but he
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: might quit loving you though, because he will be resembful
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: because he'd have sold all his wireloads with all these
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: other chicks and got these five other kids.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Now he want to shut it down.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: And you done told him you want three You should
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 6: be able to get pregnant to have a baby, but
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: surely's right.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Probably won't be with this dude right here? Am I
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: wrong here?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: Please help me? Well, if you want to have another
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: baby and he don't, you gonna have to go have
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: another baby. And you do have the right, but I
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: think you told your.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Husband you wanted three kids in the beginning.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: Now, somewhere along the line, this child sport whooping his ass,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: he don't see it.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: So now he is issuing ultimatums.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: But the biggest mistake you made was his sperm donor
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: conversation with your husband, because now he got a platform
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: to stand on that ain't got nothing to do with
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: the pregnancy or the baby. Now he didn't use this
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: divorce to really shut you down. It's a cold, tricky
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: pulling on you. What is working because you done wrote
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: in a letter. I don't know what to tell you, ma'am,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 6: but it don't look like you'll be having a baby
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: with your husband. And don't leave your husband for your
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: best friend, please, and do not take your best friend in.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Spur and your loans some sperm, I get on. That's
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: all you me some spur?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: Look that all right, Steve, thank you.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: You can post your comments.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 14: On Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram and Facebook at Steve
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  Speaker 14: Harvey f M.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Why to God, I'll give it right back.
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  Speaker 14: Don't forget to check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: Come on, Steve introduced Jay as he murders.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: An Jay Infinite Brown?
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  Speaker 15: All right, today is it? That's very it's very dear
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 15: to me, and I got this from my buddy Steve.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 15: He said, my wife wears these damn kree pants all
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 15: the time, and he's really sick of Could you write
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 15: a song? Lets some of these ladies all that you
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 15: can't wear these pants all the damn time.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Check it out.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: The big girls of Saxon, all that meat on the moons.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Some outfits look good on y'all.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: Some usually leave alone.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean to let you know.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 15: Girl, I don't steal around out someone that's or tape
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 15: pends look grif as long as those pants are longly
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 15: no blood side brees, gad, no one but you. Was
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 15: a scene of speed up bellow with your knees.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: They looked that up.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: The ones.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 8: Those pends on handsets and pee, but hey, that's his.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: You will to know.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 15: Less six times a week subduing.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: A favorite girl whose burning coutries.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 11: They looked at them. To man the young gang, please
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 11: those pends on health, the longest pandy. That's a singing time.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 11: Don't breeze, you will.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: Say, Hannah, right, you got you got it.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: You gotta step wendles.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: Sis to please.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: The wearing no fire.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: Hey you really were a singer and you're yes, and
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: you'ry said it.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: He did say.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: You that way.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 16: Say day week, you didn't make any friends on that
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 16: I didn't lost any friends on that one.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: No friend, But next week.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 14: All right, Steve so Jack on Facebook rights, my son's
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 14: turning into a player. He's now sixteen years old and
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 14: clearly has a thing for older women. Occasionally we'll have
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 14: friends over, and there have been multiple reports of my
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 14: kid making some smooth moves on some of my wife's friends.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 14: The first time I heard about it, it was kind
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 14: of funny. Now though it's happened five times that I
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 14: know about. Do we need to step in on this
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 14: or just stop inviting my wife's very attractive friends over.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: What's the deal?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 6: Well, you know it's a prob. The boy ain't no
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: real really no problem. You know you can step to
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 6: your son and telling hey, hey, hey, these grown folks
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 6: don't come in here with that. They starting to mumble
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 6: about it.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Do it again.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to talk to you now, Listen, you
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: gotta say something if that's really the problem. But I'm
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: curious why this man is writing us about his sixteen
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: year old son. I really think the problem is.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Him who.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: You think the problem is with the dad with the.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Wife's very attractive friends. They fine, they ain't attractive, they fine?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah see and he know it. Yeah,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: he gotta wrote a letter for what can he say
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: to the boy. He need advice for hisself?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, he need to know.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: He trying to talk himself down off this bridge himself himself.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: You know who we're talking about.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: Himself?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 10: Is miss Nie coming over again?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: The dad?
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  Speaker 10: Is miss Nie coming back over for that outfit she
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  Speaker 10: had on?
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  Speaker 9: God, the hells, I'm gonna say something when you come back,
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  Speaker 9: I'm gonna say so.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the problem. The problem is him. Yeah, today
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  Speaker 1: he just looked. Man, Look it happens.
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  Speaker 3: It happen.
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  Speaker 6: You're gonna run into some your wife, Go have some friends.
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  Speaker 6: Go sit your ass down somewhere, Go sit show stupid
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  Speaker 6: ass down somewhere and shut show down mouth.
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  Speaker 3: That's never happened to you, right.
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  Speaker 1: I sits my ass down somewhere and shut The best
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  Speaker 1: I do is off of coffee. That's all I can do.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 1: They always say wow for him to be on TV.
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  Speaker 1: He is so polite.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, ladies, ladies, y'all need anything, They baby you want
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  Speaker 6: some coffee?
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  Speaker 1: I know, I no, no, I treated like a queen
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  Speaker 1: in front of them.
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  Speaker 6: Girl. Maybe y'all need anything. Let me get somebody down here. Faith,
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  Speaker 6: I'm actually taking the coffee in the room for what. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I know how to get them brownie points.
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  Speaker 1: Man, you know, just some cases aerie.
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  Speaker 3: Steve's so sweet. Let's see where you married him?
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  Speaker 1: That any of your son's been in that situation?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, they anna say something about a couple of friends,
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  Speaker 6: Margine slap taste out there, But I wish you would
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  Speaker 6: go over there and say something to her. And deeper still,
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  Speaker 6: I want her to say something back to you because
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna kill both of y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, deeper steal people, steal people steal.
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  Speaker 14: about a month now, and each day but one, I've
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  Speaker 14: been told to clock out for my break. But it's
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  Speaker 14: always happens during a rush, and I've been asked to
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  Speaker 14: the experience, but I also don't want to get used.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well that's life, dog, it happens. Yeah, you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to get thirty, but they asked you to come back early.
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  Speaker 6: You know, you're got to start taking your break earlier
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  Speaker 6: before the rush or after the rush is over.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's all to it. Life, ain't fair? Dog?
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  Speaker 3: around It? Would you rather right after this?
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  Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Time now guys for around It?
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  Speaker 14: Would you rather? Would you rather be just forgotten? Or
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  Speaker 14: would you rather be just hatefully remembered? They'll remember you,
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  Speaker 14: but in a hater way.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, you could just go off and hit me.
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  Speaker 6: Uh huh, I ain't gonna be here, No way, I'm
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  Speaker 6: gonna give it to him. You can do a b
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  Speaker 6: for all I care.
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  Speaker 3: Either one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gone, I'm all right, all right.
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  Speaker 14: Would you rather get ribs from Kansas City? Or would
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  Speaker 14: you rather get ribs from Memphis Memphis? Kansas City or
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  Speaker 14: Memphis Memphis?
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  Speaker 1: I have had them both. City got some good ribs.
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  Speaker 6: Now if they barbecue boys over there in Kansity, ain't
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  Speaker 6: no jerk, but they're not playing around with your ass
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  Speaker 6: in Memphis.
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  Speaker 1: What's the different though, that that that Gates presidential plotter.
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  Speaker 8: Is Oh yeah, Gates Yeah, we've been there to Gates
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  Speaker 6: I love, I ain't got nothing safer. Gates is all
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  Speaker 6: that in the bag of chip. But you got to
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  Speaker 6: go to the commissary. You got to go to Interstate.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta go to Neely's. You gotta get your mind right.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta get your mind right up in there, now,
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  Speaker 6: are you?
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Now Rendezvous is more.
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  Speaker 6: Commercial barbecue across the street from Peabody. But you gotta
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 6: get your mind right when you go down there. All right,
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  Speaker 6: I got that white bread, started making french fried, be
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  Speaker 6: wet from all that damn soft like, because that's how
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  Speaker 6: you're talking talking about barbecue.
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  Speaker 10: Because food in your mask.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, no no. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: talk about barbecue like you know, you know you got
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  Speaker 1: to be a barbecue. You can't be.
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  Speaker 6: You know you put the river ball in meet and
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  Speaker 6: all this. You don't want born No damn real grills
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  Speaker 6: people balling me ball on flavor.
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  Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 14: Would you rather baby sit a crying baby for a day,
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  Speaker 14: just for a day, or would you rather have an
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 14: unwanted house guest for a week.
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  Speaker 1: I got that baby, give me, I got that baby,
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  Speaker 1: Give me that hen shit.
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  Speaker 14: Would you rather babysit a crying baby for a week,
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  Speaker 14: I mean for a day, or would you rather have
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  Speaker 14: an unwanted house guest for a week.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna take a baby. I know I'd get a baby.
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  Speaker 6: Stop crying. You're gonna stop all this crime.
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  Speaker 1: Help.
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  Speaker 6: It's just for a day, so you ain't gonna cry
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  Speaker 6: all damn man. I'm pulling something in your milk before
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  Speaker 6: you be out. I'm put some babies in that milk.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I'm gonna do. You're gonna go nice boy.
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  Speaker 6: Your AS's gonna go to sleep. It's gonna be tasty too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I can put a baby to sleep. You're gonna go
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  Speaker 6: to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: And with your ass in the middle of that little
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  Speaker 1: that little raft that they had their feet out and
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  Speaker 1: put them in the pool. It's just ass out there
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of that water. And let him deal
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  Speaker 1: with it.
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  Speaker 6: He'll stop crying after a while and you just go
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  Speaker 6: to sleep. Hard to keep swimming back over and I
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  Speaker 6: keep kicking you back out in the middle.
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  Speaker 3: All right, that's today's round. Would you rather coming up?
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  Speaker 14: It is our last break of the day, and you
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  Speaker 14: do not want to miss Steve's closing remarks at forty
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  Speaker 14: nine minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 3: Right after this, you're listening.
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  Speaker 8: Morning show.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Steve, here we are last break of the
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  Speaker 3: day on this Monday. It's been a good day. We've
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  Speaker 3: had some fun today. Thank you, and now it's time
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  Speaker 3: for you to take us home with some closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see, I was thinking again of what I
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  Speaker 1: could say to be encouraging to people.
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  Speaker 6: I have a couple of poems that have kept me
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  Speaker 6: throughout my life that I learned actually while I was pledging. Man,
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  Speaker 6: that was the greatest thing that pledging gave me was
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 6: besides some friendships that I still have to this day,
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  Speaker 6: it taught me so much that I needed to know
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  Speaker 6: at a young.
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  Speaker 1: Age about surviving and thriving.
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  Speaker 6: And hanging in there. And I learned a couple of
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  Speaker 6: poems that have kept me. And if you look them up, man,
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  Speaker 6: they're very, very valuable. Not nothing replaces my spiritual life
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  Speaker 6: at all. And the two are to be compared, but
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  Speaker 6: they are to be appreciated on both levels. The first person,
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  Speaker 6: one of the strongest poems I learned was a poem
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  Speaker 6: called Invictus, and in the poem it says the term
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  Speaker 6: gods with an s.
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  Speaker 1: But I never say gods because there's only one.
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  Speaker 6: And even the entire time I was pledging, I told
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  Speaker 6: them I wasn't gonna say gods because and they didn't
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  Speaker 6: have theming brothers didn't have a problem with that at all.
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  Speaker 1: But the poem was great.
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  Speaker 6: I haven't memorized, I don't haven't written down anywhere, so
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  Speaker 6: y'all forgive me as I pull it up out of
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  Speaker 6: my memory. But in Victus is something like this, out
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  Speaker 6: of the night that covers me black as a pit,
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  Speaker 6: from pole to pole.
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  Speaker 1: I think, whatever God.
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  Speaker 6: May be for my unconquerable soul, in the fail clutch
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  Speaker 6: of circumstance, I have not winced nor cried aloud. And
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  Speaker 6: under the bludgeonings of chance, my head is bloodied but unbowed.
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  Speaker 6: And beyond this place of raft and tears looms but
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  Speaker 6: the horror of the shade. And yet the minutes of
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  Speaker 6: the years finds and shall find me unafraid. It matters
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  Speaker 6: not how straight the gate, how charged with punishment the scroll.
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  Speaker 6: I am the master of my fate. I am the
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  Speaker 6: captain of my soul. That poem in Victis has kept
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  Speaker 6: me through a lot of troubling times. The other poem
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  Speaker 6: that kept me was a poem that it has a
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  Speaker 6: title of dunk Quit, but the author is unknown. It's
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  Speaker 6: an unknown author. If you look it up, just look
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  Speaker 6: up the point don't quit. But it's been a staple
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  Speaker 6: in my repertoire of things that I say to myself
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  Speaker 6: in difficult times. And it goes something like this when
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  Speaker 6: things go wrong, as they sometimes will, when the roads
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  Speaker 6: you're trudging seems all upheel, when your funds are low
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 6: and your debts are high, when you want to smile,
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  Speaker 6: but you have to side when cares are pressing you down.
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  Speaker 1: A bit, rest if you must, but don't quit.
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  Speaker 6: For life is queer with his twisting turns, as every
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  Speaker 6: one of us must sometimes learn. And many a fellow
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  Speaker 6: has turned about when he might have won had he
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  Speaker 6: stuck it out. So don't give up. Though the pace
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  Speaker 6: seems slow, you may succeed with another blow. Often the
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  Speaker 6: gold is nearer than it seems to a faint and
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 6: a faltering man, And often the struggle has given up
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  Speaker 6: when he might have captured the victor's cup. And he
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 6: learns too late, when the night came down, how close
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 6: he was to the golden crown. And you never can
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  Speaker 6: tell how close you are. It may be near when
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  Speaker 6: it seems afar. So stick to the fight when your
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  Speaker 6: hardest hit. It's when things seem worse that you mustn't quit.
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  Speaker 6: Those two poems right there have kept me in some
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 6: dark moments. Somebody made me a T shirt the other
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: day in the Cleveland Cavalier colors of maroon and gold,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 6: and gave it to me as a gift, And the
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  Speaker 6: T shirt said, I'm a sixty two year old black
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  Speaker 6: man from.
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  Speaker 1: Cleveland, Ohio. What you want?
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  Speaker 6: It's sort of funny, man, because a lot of times
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  Speaker 6: when people say and stuff, people who really know.
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  Speaker 1: I say to people all the time, what you want
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  Speaker 1: from me? You know? Only human.
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  Speaker 6: I'm subject to make mistakes, I air, I get it
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 6: wrong sometimes I'm not perfect. I swing a lot, so
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna hit a lot of strikeouts. You know, when
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 6: you swaying in the bat, A lot of times you
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 6: ain't gonna all of them, ain't gonna be hit. But
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 6: I have such a sheer number of at bats that
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: it causes people to be able to see a few
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 6: more times than me failing. But some people never You
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 6: don't ever have to worry about watching them fail because
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 6: they're not attempting anything.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: So if you're the person who's being criticized.
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  Speaker 6: For your efforts, you have to know that you gotta
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 6: hang in there because there's so many people that's criticizing
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 6: you that's not even making an effort. Now I'm a
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 6: paraphrase another one, but I'm paraphrasing this. This doesn't work
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  Speaker 6: exactly like this. It says the credit belongs to the
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  Speaker 6: man who is actually in the arena, whose face is
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 6: marred with dust, blood, sweat, and tea, is not to
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: those cold and timid souls in the stands who know
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 6: neither victory nor defeat.
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  Speaker 1: That one has kept me too, because.
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  Speaker 6: I realize that a lot of people that are criticizing
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 6: you are not even in the same game you win.
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  Speaker 6: So when you're out there striving and you hustling and
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 6: you're trying to put it together, you're gonna make mistakes
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 6: and you're gonna get criticized.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: But don't ever, don't ever, don't you ever give up.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day. Talk to God, he'd love to
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