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Juneteenth, JRAP, Church Mic Snatchers, JAB Argument Starter and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know, y'all, but.
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  Speaker 2: All at all given them black the million bus Bush Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Listening to show to Joy? Yeah, Joy, you don't use that.
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  Speaker 4: Turn. You've gotta turn. I can't.
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  Speaker 5: I got to turn the mouth turn. You probably got
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  Speaker 5: to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Water the morning up looking me? Come come on, you'll think,
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  Speaker 1: uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody, y'all listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, Come on, dig me now one and on.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Hell Man back in
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  Speaker 1: business too, Man, Man, How good is God? I mean, really,
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  Speaker 1: if you think about it in spite of all that's
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  Speaker 1: going down in your life. First of all, it could
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  Speaker 1: be worse. But secondly, sometimes you have to remember. And
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  Speaker 1: I've just had to have this conversation with myself this morning.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I'm fresh on this one right here. When
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  Speaker 1: a challenge faces you, are you going through a difficult moment,
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  Speaker 1: or you didn't hit a bump in the road in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of that, if you could manage to be grateful,
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  Speaker 1: it would take.
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  Speaker 6: You a long way.
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  Speaker 1: Gratitude is a powerful resource. If you can be grateful
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of it. Gratitude is a powerful resource
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  Speaker 1: when it's dim for you. And got a little bumpy
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  Speaker 1: on the road, and he ran into some obstacles, and
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  Speaker 1: you done ran up into some detailed signs, and your
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  Speaker 1: journey ain't smooth as it was last week or last year.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be grateful for the things that are going
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  Speaker 1: right and that have gone right, and for the thing
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  Speaker 1: that's wrong right now to get right?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 6: Can I share that with you?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a tough one to learn?
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  Speaker 6: It is for me.
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  Speaker 1: It has been one of my toughest challenges is to
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  Speaker 1: learn how to be grateful because it's a powerful resource,
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  Speaker 1: but how to be grateful in moments of despair when
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  Speaker 1: it ain't going right. See here's a mistake I would make.
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  Speaker 1: See when something go wrong, I want to focus on
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  Speaker 1: the wrong so much in an attempt to fix it.
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  Speaker 1: But even then the focus ain't always in to fix it.
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  Speaker 1: The focus becomes, Man, this is bad, man, I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe this is happening. Why just keep going down? That
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  Speaker 1: doesn't fix anything? You know, mealing over it, going over
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  Speaker 1: what's wrong, explaining it, sharing it with your friends, you know,
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  Speaker 1: making it sound worse than it is. Tell the story
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  Speaker 1: for pity from other people. All of that right there,
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  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with the fix. Sometimes you're just
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  Speaker 1: mulling over it. You're just making it worse. You're just
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  Speaker 1: making it a bigger problem. You're manifesting it into your atmosphere,
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  Speaker 1: You're putting it out there in your spirit. Now, all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, it consumes your day. Next thing, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you're having a bad day. If you're having a bad day,
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  Speaker 1: it's because you've been having some bad thoughts. So what
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  Speaker 1: I've had to learn how to do, and what I'm
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  Speaker 1: working on this morning is I'm working on the situation
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  Speaker 1: that then cropped up. I was going kind of smooth
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  Speaker 1: here for a minute, and now then got real bumpy
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  Speaker 1: in the road, you know, and all this here. So
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  Speaker 1: what I'm thinking about now, though, is even though I've
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  Speaker 1: hit a bump in the road, and even though i
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  Speaker 1: done ran into a detour, and even though I've hit
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  Speaker 1: this lull, I'm going down into a valley, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: up on the peak. Can I not still be grateful
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  Speaker 1: for all the things that God has given me, for
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  Speaker 1: all the things He's done for me, for all the
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  Speaker 1: things He's brought me through, And realizing that even this
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  Speaker 1: that's happening to me again is going to pass to
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  Speaker 1: He gonna get me through that toode. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: God is a good god man. It's a lot to
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  Speaker 1: be grateful for. So while I'm tripping on this bumping
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  Speaker 1: the road out and here, what I gotta remember is
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  Speaker 1: all the things He's done for me. And like I say,
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  Speaker 1: my saying is joint depression cannot reside in the same place.
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  Speaker 1: So instead of being down about this new bumping the road,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm constantly filling my mind with the thoughts of
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  Speaker 1: how good he's been to me, of what all he's
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  Speaker 1: done for me, of all the things he's brought me through,
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  Speaker 1: of all the blessings he's presented me with. When I
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  Speaker 1: go down that list, I really don't have a lot
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  Speaker 1: of time to mull over the situation. Now. Do I
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  Speaker 1: have to fix this bump in the row. Of course
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  Speaker 1: I do. There's some things I'm going to have to
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  Speaker 1: do to straighten it out, of course it is. But
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  Speaker 1: Steve just going to get the business of doing it
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  Speaker 1: and straighten it out. What you mulling over and worrying
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  Speaker 1: about it for you know, old people. I heard old
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  Speaker 1: people say something when I was growing up in the church.
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  Speaker 1: They say, if you're gonna pray about it, don't worry
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  Speaker 1: about it. But if you're gonna worry about it, don't
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  Speaker 1: pray about it. That's an amazing thing. And prayer just
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  Speaker 1: happens to be my weapon of choice now that it
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  Speaker 1: ain't always been that way. I want you to understand
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  Speaker 1: that my first weapon of choice was you do it
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  Speaker 1: to me, I do it to you. You called me out,
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  Speaker 1: I call you out. You say something bad about me.
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  Speaker 1: I've tried to find you say something bad about you.
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  Speaker 1: That was my weapon in the past. How did that
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  Speaker 1: work out for you, Steve? Not so good? Because you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I spent a lot of time fighting back,
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  Speaker 1: kicking back, swinging back, when I could have spent all
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  Speaker 1: that time climbing. See, all you trying to do at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, folks, is have a better
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  Speaker 1: life than the one you got. All you trying to
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  Speaker 1: do is to improve your position in life. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's not my business to make sure you don't get
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  Speaker 1: where you're going. I ain't got no time for that.
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  Speaker 1: It's not my job to assure that you ain't as
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  Speaker 1: high as me. I ain't got no time for that.
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  Speaker 1: Your real mission and purpose is to have the best
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  Speaker 1: life that you can have, to ascend to the highest
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  Speaker 1: plateau that you can get to, to make your family
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  Speaker 1: as comfortable as you can, to provide as much as
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  Speaker 1: you can for your family. But legally, see, those of
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  Speaker 1: us are sitting up here trying to come up with sideways.
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  Speaker 1: You can ask a couple million men sitting in prison
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  Speaker 1: today how they wish they hadn't done that, and they'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you, Oh, man, I wish I never had did it.
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  Speaker 1: I knew not to go down there. Something told me
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  Speaker 1: not to go down there. Man. If I could change things,
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  Speaker 1: I would. But they sitting somewhere doing some time that
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  Speaker 1: had they made another decision they wouldn't have to do now.
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  Speaker 1: That don't make them throw away people, nah, man, Because
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  Speaker 1: everybody make mistakes, and God is in the forgiving business.
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  Speaker 1: And some of us have done some things that really
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  Speaker 1: broke the law, and a whole lot of other things
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  Speaker 1: and deserve to do some time. But through the grace
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  Speaker 1: of God, we didn't. But now we sit up here
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  Speaker 1: we pass judgment on people who got to do some matter.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care what you've done. God
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  Speaker 1: can forgive anything But our position, our motivation in life
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  Speaker 1: is to try to have the best life we can
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  Speaker 1: have and provide for those around us and make it comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: If that's your ambition, you don't have time to worry
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  Speaker 1: about or concern yourself with another person. And I wasted
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  Speaker 1: time doing that, And that's not the way to get
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  Speaker 1: it done. It's simply mine to your business. Taking care
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  Speaker 1: of you and getting yourself right and tight is twenty
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  Speaker 1: four seis. So that's a full time job. So what
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  Speaker 1: I had to learn was and what I've the reason
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  Speaker 1: I've chosen prayers as my weapon of choice now is
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  Speaker 1: that now prayer helps me that I don't have to
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  Speaker 1: fight back. Now, if I get cornered, I'm gonna fight you.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna lie to you. And now I'm
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  Speaker 1: still working on some things that trigger me. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know, and and and and so I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm slowly getting better at that. But I've learned that
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  Speaker 1: my weapon of choice is prayer now. So when it
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  Speaker 1: happens ugly for me, I pray about it. When it
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  Speaker 1: gets tight and dismal for me, I pray about it.
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  Speaker 1: And the thing about prayer, man, is prayer changes things yes,
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  Speaker 1: it does. Now read about it and try it. That's
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  Speaker 1: the deal. Okay, come on, prayer is a wonderful weapon.
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  Speaker 1: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen, we all hear the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show is about to begin. Uh listen, it
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  Speaker 1: is what it is. It's gonna be a great day today.
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  Speaker 1: I predict it. I'm looking forward to it. Uh so
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  Speaker 1: let us why don't we just started? Huh? Ain't no
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  Speaker 1: need to delay in greatness. You know, if you know
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  Speaker 1: something good about to happen, let it pop off immediately. So,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, let's start. Shelley Strawbar, Hey, good morning, Steve.
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  Speaker 4: How you doing.
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  Speaker 1: Wonderful calling for real? Good morning, Steve, hump day? What's
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  Speaker 1: up crew? Nothing with it? Junior morning.
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  Speaker 7: It's gonna be a great day.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, skip going to it. Come on, Steve, right there, a.
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  Speaker 6: Morning like that.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing it for. He told about to
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  Speaker 1: do the call every morning. John Walker out of Rochester,
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  Speaker 1: New York, taught me the greatest lesson I've learned. Nephew,
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  Speaker 1: tell me, hey, top the morning. It's Wednesday, baby hump day?
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  Speaker 5: Good Yeah, yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 1: This guy named John Walker. Man, I was selling amway right,
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  Speaker 1: and I'd been laid off from Ford Motor Company and
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  Speaker 1: my life was just going nowhere. And he was my
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  Speaker 1: direct distributor out of Rochester, New York. And he used
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  Speaker 1: to call me every morning five o'clock in the morning. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Steve john Walker, how you doing, man? Gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: great date.
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  Speaker 6: I would answer the phone like this, Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hell, Steve john Walker, Man, have a great date. Click.
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  Speaker 6: He'd hang up.
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  Speaker 1: Next morning, five am. Hello, Hey Steve john Walker, how
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  Speaker 1: you doing, man, Have a great day today. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a great date. Click. This went on, man for
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  Speaker 1: two weeks in a row. I kid you not five
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  Speaker 1: thirty five o'clock every morning, without fail he called me
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  Speaker 1: and I answered the phone worse and worse. Hello, Steve
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  Speaker 1: john Walker, how you doing, man? Be a great day today?
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  Speaker 1: You have a great day. So about two weeks in
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  Speaker 1: probably fourteen fifteen times I answered the phone.
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  Speaker 6: I said hello. He said, hey, man, why do you
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  Speaker 6: do that?
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  Speaker 1: I said what? He said, Why do you answer the
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  Speaker 1: phone like that? I said, because I'm sleep? He said, really,
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  Speaker 1: are you where you want to be in life?
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  Speaker 8: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Are you where you want to be in life?
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  Speaker 4: I mean?
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  Speaker 1: You good?
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  Speaker 6: You straight? Right where you at?
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  Speaker 9: You good?
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  Speaker 1: I said, no, Man, when I'm sleep though, he said,
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  Speaker 1: are you going to get there?
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  Speaker 6: Sleep? I thought you were better than that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really disappointed in you, Man, Sorry to call you.
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  Speaker 1: We'll try it again some other day.
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  Speaker 6: Click.
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  Speaker 1: He hung up.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 1: All day long, that dude bothered me. Man, I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: believe he said he was disappointed in me. The next morning,
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  Speaker 1: that damn phone rang at five thirty. I said, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: this is a great day. This is Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 8: Who is this?
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  Speaker 7: He said, this is John Walker.
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  Speaker 1: I said, hey, John, it's gonna be a great day.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, hope you have a super day. Buddy, have a
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  Speaker 1: great day. He said, Man, you too. Click he hung up.
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  Speaker 1: I said, cool, all right, Cool. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: I never knew that what he had prepared me for
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  Speaker 1: was for something that God had for me. That one
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  Speaker 1: day I was gonna be one of the top morning
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  Speaker 1: men in America. Wow, because I know how to get
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  Speaker 1: up in the morning.
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  Speaker 6: I never saw that he taught me a great lesson.
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  Speaker 1: Wow that like John BoNT Hey, everybody, listen, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a great day today.
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  Speaker 7: Stay with us to see Purdy Morning Show. It's coming
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  Speaker 7: right break. Don't you miss it.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 10: All right, it's time now to start your morning off
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  Speaker 10: with the nephew and run that brank back what you
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  Speaker 10: got for his nest?
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  Speaker 6: You not graduating? Let's go get duff. Hello.
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  Speaker 11: Hello, I'm trying to reach a Travonlea.
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  Speaker 12: This is him?
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  Speaker 10: What is this?
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  Speaker 11: This is my name is Joseph work open student Affairs.
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  Speaker 11: How you doing today?
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  Speaker 12: I'm good? How are you?
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  Speaker 11: I'm good? Listen, you're supposed to be. This is your
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  Speaker 11: fifth year here at the university. You're graduating and in
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  Speaker 11: the next seven eight days? Am I right?
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  Speaker 10: Yes?
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  Speaker 8: There?
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  Speaker 12: Have you out of this joint?
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  Speaker 11: Okay, listen, I'm giving you a call. We got a
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  Speaker 11: bit of a problem here that we want to try
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  Speaker 11: and discuss with you, and maybe we can get you
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  Speaker 11: over at student Affairs and come in and have a
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  Speaker 11: meeting with us. But we wanted to bring it to
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  Speaker 11: your attention now. You took a one of your last
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  Speaker 11: subjects was English, uh, and you had an English exam
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  Speaker 11: with a You guys are writing an essay? Am I am?
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  Speaker 11: I am? I correct about that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, it seems that we got some problems here that
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  Speaker 11: the professor there is actually in sinulating that you may
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  Speaker 11: have cheated on this, on this essay that you've actually.
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  Speaker 12: Read what cheated.
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  Speaker 11: I mean from what from what he's telling us here
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  Speaker 11: at Student Affairs is that you may have plagiarized some
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  Speaker 11: things that, uh, that were in your essay.
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  Speaker 12: Dude, No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't plagiarize nothing that was in the essay. Everything
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  Speaker 8: is documented like it should be. So I don't know
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  Speaker 8: what you're talking about, especially cheating on no exam or
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  Speaker 8: no paper nothing like that. You must got be mixed
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  Speaker 8: up with somebody else.
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  Speaker 11: No, no, no, not at all. You're actually mister Trevron correct.
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  Speaker 12: I mean that's me.
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  Speaker 8: But I didn't cheat on no exam on no papers
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  Speaker 8: for that matter.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, well, let me let me try to bring you
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  Speaker 11: up to speed here, Trevann. What we're gonna need is
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  Speaker 11: we're gonna need you to actually come in and talk
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  Speaker 11: to us over here at Student Affairs so we can
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  Speaker 11: try to get this thing rectified. But I will let
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  Speaker 11: you know, it's gonna take a few more days longer
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  Speaker 11: than graduation. So as of right now, you're actually not
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  Speaker 11: gonna be walking and graduating with the rest of the
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  Speaker 11: students made.
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  Speaker 12: Man, you got me messed up?
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  Speaker 11: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 12: I'm not gonna be walking.
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  Speaker 11: Well until we get this situation rectified here. You're not
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  Speaker 11: gonna be graduating with the rest of the student now.
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  Speaker 8: And I don't know what y'all gotta do, but y'all
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  Speaker 8: need to figure it out and find out what the
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  Speaker 8: problem is.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 8: I ain't a cheat on no exams thell you're talking about, Dude,
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  Speaker 8: My family is coming down here and you're talking about
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  Speaker 8: seen it on an English exam till I look like
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  Speaker 8: she's on an example and I'm getting ready to graduate. Man, Now,
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  Speaker 8: y'all need to fix it, like right now, like today while.
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  Speaker 12: We're on the phone.
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  Speaker 11: We can't do that. It's a little it's a sensitive subject,
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  Speaker 11: and like I said, it seems like it's plagiarism. You know,
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  Speaker 11: if we can get you to actually come over to
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  Speaker 11: student affairs next wednesday, Man, you got me so.
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  Speaker 8: What you mean next wednesday? Dude, I'm graduating in a
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  Speaker 8: few days. Since you're talking about next wednesday. Man, why
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  Speaker 8: my professor didn't give me a call? Why you calling me, sir?
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  Speaker 11: This is not something that professors actually take care of.
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  Speaker 11: This is a student affairs situation now, and it's a
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  Speaker 11: very sensitive situation. And what we want to do is
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  Speaker 11: try to get this thing taken care of. And if
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  Speaker 11: you if what you're saying is actually true, then you'll
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  Speaker 11: probably graduate in AUGUSTA you got me.
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  Speaker 8: I'm telling you right now, this is a you got
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  Speaker 8: me August.
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  Speaker 13: I'm graduating this semester.
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  Speaker 8: I've been here too long to go through some my
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  Speaker 8: last few weeks of school and you're talking about August.
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  Speaker 13: Ain't even right, man, You ain't even telling to hear
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  Speaker 13: what you got to say. Man, My family is coming
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  Speaker 13: down here from.
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  Speaker 8: Everywhere to see me graduating. Man, I'm the first dad
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  Speaker 8: to graduate from my family.
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  Speaker 14: You're talking about some tut my cheating on the paper
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  Speaker 14: a paper, a paper than.
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  Speaker 1: You got me.
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  Speaker 8: Manm I'm gonna work two and three jobs to see
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  Speaker 8: me to this school and now come getting ready to graduate.
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  Speaker 8: And you're talking about I had to wait till August
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  Speaker 8: to graduate.
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  Speaker 12: Man.
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  Speaker 8: Hell now, I'm on my way.
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  Speaker 13: To the office right now.
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  Speaker 8: And you can tell whoever the professor is that I'm
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  Speaker 8: on my way and he needs to be there too, sir.
• 17:40
  Speaker 11: I can really tell you is that when try and
• 17:42
  Speaker 11: get this thing rectified and early next.
• 17:44
  Speaker 13: Wednesdayay man, what's your name again?
• 17:46
  Speaker 12: And where's where is your office?
• 17:48
  Speaker 11: I'm in suiting the affairs. I'm Joseph.
• 17:50
  Speaker 8: Okay okay, okay, okay. So I'm about to get in
• 17:52
  Speaker 8: my car right now and I'm about to come over
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: there and we're gonna have the list today. And how
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: you singing the meot cheating on the exam or paper? Man?
• 18:00
  Speaker 11: Is that? Sir? All the thing is a profession man
• 18:03
  Speaker 11: that there's a possibility of plagiarism here?
• 18:05
  Speaker 13: Man, are you kidding me?
• 18:06
  Speaker 14: Dude, I've been here five he is, I'm the first
• 18:10
  Speaker 14: love a graduate from Commas.
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: Man, grandmama is eighty two.
• 18:14
  Speaker 14: He is, Oh that she come in here and see
• 18:16
  Speaker 14: me graduate. And you're telling me the somebody seeing on
• 18:19
  Speaker 14: the paper and I gotta wait till I'll get to graduates. Man, Man,
• 18:23
  Speaker 14: you tell that professor to come to your office right now, because.
• 18:26
  Speaker 13: I'm already in my car.
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: All my way that comes from your office and we're
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: gonna handle this today. Say man, you got me.
• 18:33
  Speaker 11: I don't have any more room on my schedule to
• 18:35
  Speaker 11: actually pull anybody in today.
• 18:37
  Speaker 14: Or he's gonna call me.
• 18:39
  Speaker 11: With like this.
• 18:40
  Speaker 8: You ain't got room on your schedule. Fan, Hell now,
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: miss Mitchell, whatever your name is. I'm on my way
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: to your office right now, and I'll tell you. I'll
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: tell you, and I'm telling you up front it's gonna
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: be a problem that I ain't graduating in a few days.
• 18:54
  Speaker 11: You have to deal with me.
• 18:55
  Speaker 13: You have to deal with my family, my mama.
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: We don't play this thing you got.
• 18:59
  Speaker 11: Us, aren't, sir? I understand? Is there a possibility that
• 19:03
  Speaker 11: maybe you plagiarized and didn't.
• 19:05
  Speaker 12: Know that you did that? You mean the painting was
• 19:08
  Speaker 12: already new?
• 19:09
  Speaker 11: Sir? Can I can? I? Can I tell you one
• 19:11
  Speaker 11: more thing and then and then I'll ask you can't.
• 19:13
  Speaker 13: Tell you say you're not ready to call me something.
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: I can't graduate with my class after I didn't been
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: this for five years, the seconds and setting myself, and
• 19:21
  Speaker 8: you're telling me I can't graduate until August. You ain't
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: got to tell me.
• 19:25
  Speaker 11: I do have one more thing I need to tell you,
• 19:27
  Speaker 11: and then I'll let you be on your way. Okay, man,
• 19:30
  Speaker 11: go ahead? Can I tell you what I want to
• 19:32
  Speaker 11: tell you?
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: Go ahead?
• 19:33
  Speaker 12: I'm telling you this.
• 19:34
  Speaker 11: It was nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:38
  Speaker 11: You just got print phone call by your best friend Brian.
• 19:43
  Speaker 13: What hello, man, dude, somebody gonna playing jokes like that?
• 19:54
  Speaker 8: Dude, Maybe you know how hard I work to get
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: out this five years five years.
• 20:00
  Speaker 11: Man, you are the first black male and your family
• 20:05
  Speaker 11: to graduate from college. You're doing a.
• 20:07
  Speaker 8: Big boy man.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 20:09
  Speaker 12: Man, it's been the journey. I can say you's been
• 20:11
  Speaker 12: a child.
• 20:12
  Speaker 11: I got one more and ask you, baby, what he is?
• 20:14
  Speaker 11: What is the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio
• 20:17
  Speaker 11: show in the land.
• 20:18
  Speaker 13: Man, it's at Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I'm so all right.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: That's me right there.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 20:27
  Speaker 10: Coming up next it is ask the CLO Chief Love
• 20:30
  Speaker 10: Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:37
  Speaker 10: All right, guys, and it's time for us the CLO
• 20:40
  Speaker 10: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: Steve.
• 20:43
  Speaker 10: This one is from Marquita in Norfolk. Marquita says, my
• 20:47
  Speaker 10: husband and I have a twenty five year old son
• 20:49
  Speaker 10: and he's been staying with my husband's mother to help
• 20:51
  Speaker 10: her since she had surgery five months ago.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: My son is ready to move out and get on
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: with his life. But my mother in law.
• 20:58
  Speaker 10: Pitched a fit and that she can't live alone. My
• 21:02
  Speaker 10: husband's way of solving the problem is to tell his
• 21:04
  Speaker 10: mom she can move in with us so she won't
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: be lonely. There is no way I'm living with this
• 21:10
  Speaker 10: manipulative old woman. My husband and my son are under
• 21:15
  Speaker 10: her spell. But I'm not what should I do?
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Well, she definitely can't move into your house if you
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: don't want her. The boy wants to go and be
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: on his own. He's twenty five. I mean, is she
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: does she need help or she just don't want to
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: live alone. If she don't want to live alone, we
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: don't have to get you. We have to get you
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: some company now, not to senior citizen home home. Well,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: you know, we can drive you down there and let
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: you meet some friends or something, but you can't. You're
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: not living in him and she probably is manipulative, and
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: she has a son and a grandson on the spell.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: But the boy don't want to be under the spell
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: no more. He wants to move and go live his life.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: And you can't expect a twenty five year old boy
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: to care grandmama now and not her husband wants to volunteers.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: She can move here with y'all, so y'all won't be alone.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: But you ain't gonna be watched TV. And it's gonna
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: cause a problem in her marriage.
• 22:12
  Speaker 15: You have no hell no old people hear everything, all right?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: So what should she do? Set her husband down and
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: explain to her feelings she doesn't want to live with anybody,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: and can they make some other arrangements? Yeah? I like that.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: Do you use the word heppa?
• 22:42
  Speaker 12: Mother?
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: Jay? I don't think you'll be able to do that?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: All right? Moving on, BEV and Delaware rights.
• 22:50
  Speaker 10: I'm dating a guy I've known most of my life,
• 22:53
  Speaker 10: but I've never thought of him as my type until recently.
• 22:56
  Speaker 10: We haven't been intimate, but we do a lot of
• 22:59
  Speaker 10: kissing and touch. I noticed that he doesn't wear underwear,
• 23:02
  Speaker 10: and it's becoming a problem because it moves all around
• 23:06
  Speaker 10: and it's out of control most of the time. This
• 23:09
  Speaker 10: is a turnoff for me and a possible deal breaker.
• 23:12
  Speaker 10: How can I be honest and tell him he needs underwear?
• 23:16
  Speaker 10: Or is this normal nowadays?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Lady?
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: Well, are you for real? Are you for real?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: A deal breaker is a man don't wear underwear? See
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something, Bell. You may not have
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: thought of him that way, but he been thinking about
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you that way. That's why he ain't got no draws
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: off what happened one more times?
• 23:38
  Speaker 13: See what happened?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Mail was talking about she's never thought of him that way,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: but now they're getting sack romantic. They haven't had secret
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: to do it, but they do a lot of kitchen
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: and kissing and touching and it is moving all around
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: because he don't wear underwear. And she say that's a
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: turnoff to her. So is that a deal breaker because
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: he don't wear underwear? How the hell is a man
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: don't wear underwear a deal breaker? How stupid is that?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: And what I was trying to tell Bev was you
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: may not have thought of him in that way while
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: y'all growing up, but he been thinking about you that
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: wait the whole time. Thus that's why he ain't got
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: on no damn underwear, because we one step closer to
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: glory without this underwear command, you know, And since you're
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: doing all this stuff with it, you might want to,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: you know, just try everything. And I don't need no
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: you know, tidy white is and boxes all up in
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: the way. But how is that a turn off though,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: and a deal breaker. Maybe she is the one that
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: just bouncing around.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: You know, everyone.
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: Want you to get your hands off of it.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what it says, Yeah, she saying, read it, Shirley,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: read the letter.
• 25:02
  Speaker 10: I noticed that he doesn't wear underwear, and it's becoming
• 25:04
  Speaker 10: a problem because it moves all around and it's out
• 25:08
  Speaker 10: of control most of the time.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: And how does she know it move unless you have this,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: unless you have noticed the location before, but you can
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: notice it with your eyes. You're staying with her hands.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: Shirley, you didn't read the whole letter.
• 25:21
  Speaker 8: What is this?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: They can touch a lot, okay, bounce, so what is
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: a touching? Surely you can stop all this being innocent now,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I could read these letters as a Christian all right, yeah,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: stop reading these letters like that.
• 25:45
  Speaker 10: Okay, it's bouncing all around and it's control most of
• 25:50
  Speaker 10: the time.
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: And what is supposed to be.
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: She's asking is this normal nowadays? Or should she tell
• 25:58
  Speaker 10: him she needs underwear?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: You can tell him he needs underwear, But what if
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: you keep touching it? Fall? What do you think is
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: gonna happen? Is this oneman? Stupid? Don't I don't see it?
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: That way.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I just don't, Sureley, what do you think problem is?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Did now you tell me?
• 26:18
  Speaker 10: I just think that he doesn't wear underwear period and
• 26:21
  Speaker 10: because it's out of control most of the time.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Because we want something to happen. A man don't wear
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: draws when he's anticipating something happening. Yeah, that's what wear most.
• 26:37
  Speaker 10: He can't wear underwear if it in cases something does happen,
• 26:41
  Speaker 10: it's something wrong underwear.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I mean taking him off whatever happened to. Excuse me,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me.
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: Let's stop this right here, let's stop.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: Let me just say this that I ain't in your piousness.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: Let me just make this statement.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the next y'all don't wear underwear all
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: the time either. Let's move on to the next damn questions.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: It's not all the time most of the time. All right,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: it's not about Yeah, that's your celo. I'm six. We
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: don't have enough time for this one, Steve, because we
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: said it too much time with y'all in disbelief that
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: he don't have no damn underwear. Hell you, thank you,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: you're listening Morning show.
• 27:32
  Speaker 10: All right, here we go as promised, this is uh,
• 27:37
  Speaker 10: this is for the ladies. We want to help you
• 27:40
  Speaker 10: get your get you to get your man to open
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: up because you know, they don't like to talk about stuff.
• 27:45
  Speaker 10: You know, yeah, they don't like to talk about their
• 27:47
  Speaker 10: feelings and all that, and women as women, we love that. Yes,
• 27:52
  Speaker 10: so yeah, so this is how to get your man
• 27:54
  Speaker 10: to talk about his feelings. And Steve, please see if
• 27:57
  Speaker 10: you agree with this. Guys, see if you agree with this,
• 27:59
  Speaker 10: because they're not known to do this. So, ladies, if
• 28:01
  Speaker 10: you're tired of guessing how your man feels, here's some
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: pointers for you to get your guy to share. All right, Steve,
• 28:07
  Speaker 10: let's see if you agree be trustworthy? How about that
• 28:10
  Speaker 10: for a guy to Okay?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: What right there? So I didn't even hardly get it out.
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: I understand what you say. For a guy, it's your
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: man to open up.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: What okay?
• 28:23
  Speaker 10: Yes, okay, So if you want your guy to open
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: up and share his emotions with you, he's got to
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: be able to trust you.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, he did it.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: That's what it means. Tommy. Okay, I got I didn't
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: ask you to be.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't even let me get it out, Tommy?
• 28:38
  Speaker 10: Anything trust Yeah, all right, treat him as an equal. Okay,
• 28:46
  Speaker 10: so he's your partner, he's your husband, he's your man.
• 28:50
  Speaker 10: You know, he's your boo whatever, So don't treat him
• 28:53
  Speaker 10: liked No.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I ain't had it. What do you mean, you know,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: treat you like an equal?
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: Uh? What happened?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: I ain't saying who it was.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying we didn't say who. Yeah, you're being
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: treated equal. Now I'm being treated equal. Now you know, Okay,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I've been I've actually been a slave.
• 29:22
  Speaker 10: I mean, you know, if that's the game you're playing,
• 29:25
  Speaker 10: that was that the game you were playing or something?
• 29:28
  Speaker 10: You know how people roll roll rehearsal.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Uh, there wasn't no game. He was a slave. Give
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: me shoes. What are you talking about?
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: Rolling reversal? No?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: You know how you play with your mate?
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: You role play when you talk. Yeah, the whole talk,
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: the whole time.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Never made eye contract. You have been in such a
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: bad relationship that they be sleep on your own in
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: the morning and you have a decision to make. Do
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I run the risk of pulling my arm out in
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: the waking her up, or do I just chew it?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Aft To tell you something, man, I damn it. I
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: damn that had got it off. But I started crying
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: because I had been betting into my shoulder. Blood was everywhere.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: She won't come with blood all around in my mouth?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? I was trying to chew wow,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: so this wouldn't happen. Yeah, but she heard me. Whipper Steve,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: what are you crying?
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: Why are the blood on.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Your trying to eat my athing, which obviously I didn't
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: do this.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: Blood everywhere on these sheets?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: You mess these sheets? And what are you doing? I'm sorry, hey,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: just trying to leave your ass sleep.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: That is what I was trying to do.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: My bag. God, let me go to the hospital and
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: get these eighty five stitches put in my shoulder. Bat
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: like it I had. I had most of the meat
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: in my mouth, so they was able to pack it
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: on and restructure shoulder. Go ahead, all right.
• 31:22
  Speaker 10: You know, like compliment with him when he does something, well,
• 31:25
  Speaker 10: that's a good way to get him to open up,
• 31:27
  Speaker 10: like yeah, like, you know, compliment of the things he
• 31:30
  Speaker 10: does well, you know, in case he's self conscious or something.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: You know, oh honey, I like the way you did this,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: or you know whatever, whatever, that's all you're gonna do.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: That's what you've heard.
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: That's what I get.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: That's what you get to.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: Who told you to put that on? Told me one
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: time you got on full different blacks. Them blacks, right,
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: that's four different blacks you got on them pants. Gonna
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: go with that jacket, that shirt that's full different blacks.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: That's ugly.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: That's the way you want T shirts around? Where you going?
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all of a sudden, you just gonna put on
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: a clean T shirt. Now the blue.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Change of behavior? All right, You got to pick the
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: right time.
• 32:21
  Speaker 10: Okay, don't start asking him about his feelings when he's
• 32:24
  Speaker 10: rushed or when he's distracted or watching the game and
• 32:27
  Speaker 10: stuff like that. You gotta ease into it. Ladies, that
• 32:31
  Speaker 10: it is right here.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: So you just gonna sit down and ain't gonna talk
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: to me. But I'm watching the damn game. Oh the
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: game is more important than me.
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: Yes, I know. Before you go to work, we need
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: to talk. Yeah, this game is pretty big. They're only
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: gonna play this once a year.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Did you actually say those words? But you're getting said.
• 33:00
  Speaker 10: Here's another one. Watch your approach, how you approach it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 10: Don't just push it down his throat, you know. Yeah,
• 33:05
  Speaker 10: be gentle, be non judgmental. You know you want him
• 33:08
  Speaker 10: to open up. You don't want him to run away
• 33:10
  Speaker 10: from the conversation.
• 33:11
  Speaker 16: Cause you shure, don't want to put that down your throat. Yeah,
• 33:16
  Speaker 16: you don't want to do you don't put you done
• 33:18
  Speaker 16: out right? Hello, and watch your body language, ladies.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: We're just moving on. We're just moving on.
• 33:25
  Speaker 10: Watch, yes, watch your body language, you know. Yeah, keep
• 33:29
  Speaker 10: yourself cool, keep your you know, don't forget. You're trying
• 33:31
  Speaker 10: to make him feel safe and not judged. Okay, so
• 33:35
  Speaker 10: you know'll be cool about it. I'll be sexy with him.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm learning. It's good. You got that one, Steve.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: If you cool with that one, watch your body language,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: watch your body lane.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Do you hear me talking to you?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show time for Would you rather?
• 33:54
  Speaker 10: Would you rather live three days on the moon or
• 33:58
  Speaker 10: would you rather give your pass code to your mate?
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: I'm kicking it with how long it.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Take you get to the moon? Colding my wife? She
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: got it anyway? Okay, So Steve, give up his past.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: You're going to the moon.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: And leave it in the morning, in the morn.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: You gotta be on there for three days on the
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: moon and when I come back, I got my phone.
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: Right, Okay, Junior, with you, I'm coopilot with Tommy crazy.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Give your past, that's not in your vous, all right?
• 34:49
  Speaker 10: Would you rather eat only steak and lobster for.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: A whole week? Or would you rather be vegan for
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: a week taking lobster or a vegan? You're taking lots
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: way more fun. I'm on my second day. Is that
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: with talking to me about no damn steak and loft?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: You guys, that's all I want right now.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do the vegan. You
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: just have to do it for a week, all right, Really,
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: probably what I need to do anyway, Right, that's true?
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 35:24
  Speaker 10: Would you rather go roller skating naked? Just go roller
• 35:29
  Speaker 10: skating naked or go bowling in dress shoes?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I'm in the dress shoes. I know I'm gonna fall skating.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna fall, and you can fall in
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: your dress. Yeah, but I got that whole damn clothes on.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, it's hard to skate holding
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: yourself and fall to You need your arm, You need
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: your arms. You gotta brace yourself. Yeah, you can't eat
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: got over that bott the wall and grab the rail
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: and nothing. You're trying to cover yourself dat singing?
• 36:12
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 36:13
  Speaker 10: Would you rather have your belly kissed? Or would you
• 36:17
  Speaker 10: rather have your thigh kissed?
• 36:19
  Speaker 13: Thigh?
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: Either one? You down that way? I want you to
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: be thigh you.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Either one? Junior?
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: Oh no, why y'all asked these questions?
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Steve, Steve, Well, you kissed my thigh. Your head probably
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: against me. That's the beginning of a wonderfully right your
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: hair touched me.
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: What we're ending on that note?
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: That's today's rounded. Would you rather you're listening morning show?
• 37:02
  Speaker 10: All right? Steve, our very own j Anthony Brown is
• 37:06
  Speaker 10: always here with the foolishness. Can count on him. He's
• 37:09
  Speaker 10: got details on his brand new book, tell us about it.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: You just finished my new book, Steve, and it's called
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: one hundred and one Ways to Start an Argument. Several
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: chapters in the book. Chapter one, you know, laugh on
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: the phone for no reason, just just laugh. So, m yeah,
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: it would start an argument is laughing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: Chapter Chapter seven is a real good chapter. Take a
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: shower in the middle of the day, just just showering. Yeah,
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: what you're going on?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Showering.
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: That's a.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: On Sunday. This is a good one for Sunday. Say
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: say I'm going to a different church by myself.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: That's what you say on there's gonna be well over there.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: Here's another way ways to start an argument. Yeah, put
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: an empty bag in the closet and just walk away.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: Just put it up there and just walk away. Yeah,
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: once and that. Don't worry about that. Don't go up there.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Don't go up there.
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: You mean, don't go up there.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Don't go up there, don't go up there. All right,
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: ways to start an argument, say this phrase right here.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: This really works. Say I'll be right back and leave,
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: just leave, just leave, I'll be right where you're going.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: I'll be right back. I don't worry about where I'm going.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: I'll be right back.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: I mean war everybody.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just walk here. You just phrase right here on
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: the phone. Just really gets an argument. Say good job, Becky,
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: I'll see you tomorrow.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: Up the phone, Becky.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: With the good hair bit.
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: Why the hell you got to encourage Becky?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: What you're doing? Some damn good job, Becky. What's she
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: doing something? But your black ass gots to be commenting
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: on it?
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: This my new book how to start an argument as
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: your mate, your lady. When's the when's your friend coming
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: over here?
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: You know when.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: She've it over here?
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: In the while?
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: Where is she coming here?
• 39:25
  Speaker 10: She?
• 39:28
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: No, Yeah, that starts right off the track.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: He's a pretty good jay.
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: Argument.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, here waves and started argument. No matter what movie
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: she says you want to go to, you say, oh,
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: I've seen it already.
• 39:45
  Speaker 10: I sh' you're going to movies, okay, have.
• 39:50
  Speaker 9: Time to go see it.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've seen that one.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Listen, I've seen that.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: I've seen it.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: I've seen it. Here's another one. Here's another one. Ways
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: of starting argument. You on the phone and you laugh
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: real damn loud, and then you stop whispering.
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: You've been married a bunch of fans.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: This is why he's divorced.
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: You know how to run somebody off? Can I get
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: you one?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Give me one?
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: Give me one. I put it in the book.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Buy your wife some running shoes far color.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, yeah, buy some running shoes that do it. Yeah.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: All of a sudden, all all of us sitting in
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: the middle of the day, you put on a clean shirt.
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: You woke up in one shirt and put on another.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: What you change your shirts for?
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Can I just put on a new shirt?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: No, No, you cannot.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: What's wrong with all?
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: Can just go in the bookshack?
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: Can I just add one more? Last one?
• 41:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Ways to start an argument in your house, guaranteed. Come on,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: what come in from work and pull your pants off
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: and ain't got no drawers? All right? Thanks Jay and Steve.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: You just command with you. I'm love you.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: Up next with today's.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Ain't frank phone call? Right after that, you're listening morning
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: show coming up at the top of the hour, guys.
• 42:02
  Speaker 10: Right about four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry letter, the
• 42:05
  Speaker 10: subject I'm in the military and I've never enlisted. Okay,
• 42:10
  Speaker 10: right now, nephew in the building with today's prank phone call.
• 42:13
  Speaker 8: What you got for us?
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: Nev Here we go, wash and foe? What wash and foe?
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: It's wash, that's what I see washing foe. Let's go
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: come on, kay, washing foe, washing foe.
• 42:36
  Speaker 12: Hello.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Hello, I'm trying to reach sam Our Sammy.
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: I'm not which Sammy.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: Hey Sammy? How are you?
• 42:44
  Speaker 11: This is uh?
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: This is Kevin. I'm the uh the manager over here
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: at Fresh and Clean Washing Fold.
• 42:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah, what's going on?
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: Okay? You bring your clothes here pretty much on a
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: on a weekly basis. Is that correct? Yeah?
• 42:56
  Speaker 12: I stopped probably once a week.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: Okay, and you're bringing you I mean you're pretty much
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: bringing a full load of clothes pretty much once a week.
• 43:02
  Speaker 12: Right, Yeah, I just bring whatever I got.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Well, we got a bit of a problem talking to
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: my employees here that.
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: Have been you know.
• 43:13
  Speaker 12: What's going on? I mean you not get your money
• 43:15
  Speaker 12: or something?
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, you we have you on file.
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: Your your your card goes through every week when you
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: when you bring your things. So no, that's that's not
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: the issue at all.
• 43:24
  Speaker 12: I'll write them. What kind of problem could we have?
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Well, the ladies that are watching the clothes are complaining
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: that when you bring your load in. I mean, I
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: don't know how to really tell you this, but you're
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: you're saying that your underwear is too dirty. They don't
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: want to wash it.
• 43:37
  Speaker 12: You know you playing right?
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: No, I'm dead serious.
• 43:42
  Speaker 12: What are you talking about? My underwear is dirty? I'm
• 43:46
  Speaker 12: not any more dirty than anybody else, sir.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: All I can tell you is we wash quite a
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: few people's clothes on a daily basis, weekly basis. For
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: my employees to complain about your load. Then I have
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: to give you a call and talk to you.
• 43:58
  Speaker 12: About it, and I feel like you my phone.
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: No, that's not what this is, bro. This is actually
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: a call. And you know we have we have two options.
• 44:08
  Speaker 12: Are you out there calling everybody else?
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: No, I don't have it. I haven't had a complaint.
• 44:13
  Speaker 12: I know there's more dirty people than me going in
• 44:15
  Speaker 12: your spot because I see them.
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: Okay, here's a deal. We have two options here. You
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: can scrub your underwear before you bring it in.
• 44:24
  Speaker 12: First off, you over here raising your voice. Now, what
• 44:27
  Speaker 12: are you talking about? Scrub my underwear? We clean, man,
• 44:30
  Speaker 12: I'm clean. I bring my sin, I drop it off,
• 44:32
  Speaker 12: I pick it up.
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: Okay, So here's the problem once again, I'll start this off.
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: You have two options, sir. You can bring in your
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: stuff scrubbed. Okay, when and when my ladies take a
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: look at it, if they're comfortable with cleaning it, so
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: be it. Or you know, we might not be able
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: to accept your your clothes anymore.
• 44:49
  Speaker 12: Man, I don't even got to go up there anymore. Then,
• 44:50
  Speaker 12: if you if you really playing around on my phone
• 44:53
  Speaker 12: like this, I even got to go up in anymore.
• 44:54
  Speaker 12: Let me talk to your.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Manager man, I am the manager, Sir, I'm Kevin.
• 44:59
  Speaker 12: You know, don't sound like the manager.
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: How are you?
• 45:02
  Speaker 11: What?
• 45:02
  Speaker 10: What the what?
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: What does a manager sound like? Then? Sammy, you know
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: who owned the building.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Let me talk to him.
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: Okay, here's out here right now. I'm the manager and
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: I'm the one taking care of this problem. My ladies
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: have a problem with watching your underwear, and I'm calling
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: you to let you know there's a problem. I'm letting
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: you know. The way to rectify the problem is you
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: can scrub them before you bring them in, and then
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: we will wash them. If you do not want to
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: do that, we will not be.
• 45:24
  Speaker 12: Allowed to take You ain't got to rectify You just
• 45:27
  Speaker 12: need to quit calling my phone on this boot. I
• 45:29
  Speaker 12: ain't gonna go up there no more. Then, that's fine.
• 45:31
  Speaker 12: I ain't got to come through your spot.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: That's fun Do you know how dirty, how funky your
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: clothes got to be? Man for my for my people
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: to be telling me they don't want to wash them
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: the morning, you're not funky.
• 45:40
  Speaker 12: That's got the bee, Sammy, your people, who are your ladies? Man?
• 45:45
  Speaker 12: I go up in there. I ain't never had a
• 45:46
  Speaker 12: problem with they. You know what, I ain't never even
• 45:48
  Speaker 12: seen yourself and this mother? What are you being at
• 45:51
  Speaker 12: there now? It looks like I got a problem with Kevin.
• 45:54
  Speaker 12: Who is Kevin?
• 45:55
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 45:55
  Speaker 14: You say you the manager?
• 45:56
  Speaker 12: You ain't never been there.
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: I'm here, I'm just not here when you're here.
• 46:00
  Speaker 12: Are you in the back washing those draws? What going
• 46:03
  Speaker 12: on with you? Man?
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: I'm not in I'm not in the back washing, but
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: i am. I am here periodically when I need to be.
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: Don't worry about when I'm at work.
• 46:10
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 46:10
  Speaker 12: I ain't never seen your last and I ain't never
• 46:12
  Speaker 12: had a problem with your lady.
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: Hey, well, don't worry about when I'm at work. Worry
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: about how to scrub your underwear. That's what you worry about.
• 46:20
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 46:22
  Speaker 12: I'm done with you, bro. What's you on my phone
• 46:24
  Speaker 12: doing this for?
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 46:25
  Speaker 12: You know your ass? If everybody at that month washing phone?
• 46:29
  Speaker 11: Bro, you know what?
• 46:30
  Speaker 8: You know what.
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to be as professional as I can. But
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: the way that you're talking to me, you can wash
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: your damn close your own self, then that's what you
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: can do.
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: That's fun, man, and you can keep on managing the
• 46:40
  Speaker 8: god sqaundering?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 46:42
  Speaker 12: What are you doing with your life?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: Well do whatever you're doing with your life. But what
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: do the world of fable and clean your draws?
• 46:50
  Speaker 12: Bro, I'm gonna come through and wash your You keep
• 46:52
  Speaker 12: talking around on my phone.
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: Hey man, how you want to do this. Here's what
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna do. I'm just letting you know. I'm gonna
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: double charge your credit card for the amount of work
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: that my people had to do my clothes.
• 47:04
  Speaker 12: I'm putting I'm putting a stop payment on my so
• 47:06
  Speaker 12: if that goes through on your in, we're gonna have
• 47:08
  Speaker 12: mon problem.
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know how you're gonna put a stop
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: to it. When I'm running your card right now, there's
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: nothing you can freaking do.
• 47:14
  Speaker 12: Okay, Okay, that's that's fine. I'm gonna shot. I'm gonna
• 47:17
  Speaker 12: showup with de fresh and clean there. You're a manager,
• 47:18
  Speaker 12: you should be there fifty hours a week. Then I'm
• 47:20
  Speaker 12: gonna come meet your Kevin.
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: Okay, Well, that's that's fine with me. You know what
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: I don't understand. Why can't you just say, you know what,
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: let me do a better job at cleaning my underwear?
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: How about that?
• 47:30
  Speaker 12: I know I know your life ain't that good. I
• 47:32
  Speaker 12: know you over there managing and now you're getting bored
• 47:36
  Speaker 12: of working. But don't be calling my phone playing around
• 47:39
  Speaker 12: in this because I know you ain't doing this nobody else.
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: I'm exactly doing this or something. I'm not doing this
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: to anybody else. I don't have to do it with
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: anybody else because nobody's bringing their clothes in like this.
• 47:47
  Speaker 12: Bro, I've been up there. Your employees are more dirty
• 47:50
  Speaker 12: than my well.
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: Sammy, evidently not. Evidently not your clothes. Why are my
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: employees complaining about you?
• 47:57
  Speaker 12: I don't know. I want your employees complaining about your too.
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: They're not complaining about my underwear, Sammy, you're the dirty guy. Man.
• 48:04
  Speaker 12: You know what I'm done with your You got any
• 48:06
  Speaker 12: other you want to talk about?
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: We can talk about Carlton.
• 48:09
  Speaker 12: What you just Carlton? How do you know Carlton? I
• 48:12
  Speaker 12: know he doesn't bring it up there.
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: Oh, you want to talk about your brother Carlton? Want
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: to talk about him?
• 48:17
  Speaker 12: My brother Carlton. You know if he's bringing it something
• 48:20
  Speaker 12: he just started. So yeah, what we're gonna talk about Carlton?
• 48:23
  Speaker 12: What Carlston doing?
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm gonna tell you what Carlton doing. Carlton has
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: been calling me, nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: Show to prank phone call you, Sammy Day, you just
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: got prank baby, You just got branked by your brother,
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: Carlton and the nephew.
• 48:38
  Speaker 12: Hey man, you you ain't told a bit about some monderwear.
• 48:43
  Speaker 8: Brother.
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: We need we need a little washing scrub, baby, little
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: washing scrub man.
• 48:54
  Speaker 12: You you you're good, all right, man.
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: Nobody's no about Your underwear is clean, Samon, Your underwear
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: is clean. Keep dropping them off at the watching folk.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: Don't quit, don't quit. Take your clothes up there.
• 49:07
  Speaker 12: I'm good man. I don't know about Carlton as it is,
• 49:09
  Speaker 12: but I'm good, all.
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: Right, Sammy. Did you got to tell me what is
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: the land.
• 49:16
  Speaker 12: The Steve Harvey Show. Nephew Tommy, he was.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: About to jump through that moone on you rub it
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: up late too. Somebody wants to underwear. It is important.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: But I like the way he started attacking that. You
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: was chesting manager at the launch. Yeah, because your life
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: and what it wanted to be. Now you got some
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: time to call me your life. I'm bringing my clothes
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: in for washing. Fold you down here managing the laundry man,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: that's all you got to do.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: Right up next, Uh, that will be Philadelphia, that would
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: be the Helium Comedy Club. That's July twenty six, twenty seven,
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  Speaker 6: twenty eight, the nept You're gonna already be in town shooting,
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: ready to love, So come on out, get you take
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: is the Nephew was coming to town club, the Helium
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: Comedy Club right there in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, which is the
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: city of brother The lit sound like feeling in me
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: in a sound like the neph You come, what what?
• 50:13
  Speaker 11: What? What?
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Enough? I thank you, enough, you, thank you.
• 50:18
  Speaker 10: Steve coming up next to my Strawberry letter subject I'm
• 50:21
  Speaker 10: in the military. I'm in the military and I never enlisted.
• 50:25
  Speaker 10: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Harvey
• 50:29
  Speaker 10: Morning Show. All right, guys, it is time now for
• 50:32
  Speaker 10: today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need advice on relationships, sex, dating, work, parenting,
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  Speaker 6: Buggle up, hold on tight.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: We got it for you.
• 50:52
  Speaker 10: Here it is the Strawberry letter subject I'm in the
• 50:55
  Speaker 10: military and I never enlisted. Here's Stephen Shirley. I am fifty,
• 51:00
  Speaker 10: he's seven years old, and have been married to an intelligent,
• 51:03
  Speaker 10: extremely good looking sixty year old man for ten years.
• 51:07
  Speaker 10: We're admired by friends and family because we seem to
• 51:10
  Speaker 10: have the perfect marriage. At home and in public, we
• 51:14
  Speaker 10: act like two teenagers in love. We send each other
• 51:17
  Speaker 10: silly text messages all day, and we play all all
• 51:21
  Speaker 10: kinds of silly games at home. But then there's the
• 51:24
  Speaker 10: one part of the marriage that's getting on my nerves.
• 51:28
  Speaker 10: My husband works on a military base, and he brings
• 51:30
  Speaker 10: his job home with him every day. I'm usually home
• 51:34
  Speaker 10: from work first, so I cook dinner so he can
• 51:37
  Speaker 10: relax and eat after work. Instead, he comes in and
• 51:40
  Speaker 10: starts looking around to see what's out of order. If
• 51:43
  Speaker 10: I'm cooking, he adjusts the temperature of the pots on
• 51:46
  Speaker 10: the stove. He prefers that I use the microwave as
• 51:49
  Speaker 10: much as possible, and a few times he has lectured
• 51:52
  Speaker 10: me on how the microwave was invented to conserve energy.
• 51:56
  Speaker 10: He regularly adds a little water to my perfectly good
• 51:59
  Speaker 10: bottle of dishwashing liquid so it will last longer, and
• 52:03
  Speaker 10: expects all silverware and glassware after I wash dishes. Whenever
• 52:08
  Speaker 10: I leave the house without him, he calls to tell
• 52:11
  Speaker 10: me what I did wrong. I left a light on,
• 52:13
  Speaker 10: the blinds were open too widely, I didn't put the
• 52:15
  Speaker 10: clean dishes away.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: And the list goes on and on.
• 52:20
  Speaker 10: In spite of our good times together, he keeps arguing
• 52:23
  Speaker 10: with me about something I am not doing right. It
• 52:26
  Speaker 10: gets to the point where I find more reasons to
• 52:28
  Speaker 10: leave the house just for peace. I'm not one of
• 52:31
  Speaker 10: his enlistees in the army? How can I get him
• 52:34
  Speaker 10: to stop?
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 52:36
  Speaker 10: Pretty controlling? Your husband is hum and not to mention nagging.
• 52:41
  Speaker 10: Who wants to hear this on a daily basis? You
• 52:45
  Speaker 10: know it does take two people to argue. Though you said,
• 52:48
  Speaker 10: he keeps arguing with you about what you're not doing right.
• 52:51
  Speaker 10: Just stop talking to him, don't argue with him. Okay,
• 52:55
  Speaker 10: you're telling Steve and I about this, But who you
• 52:57
  Speaker 10: really need to tell? Is this worrisome nitpicking husband of yours?
• 53:02
  Speaker 10: I mean, you have a voice, Use your voice. Tell
• 53:05
  Speaker 10: him in a strong, respectful you could be nice about
• 53:08
  Speaker 10: it way that you had enough of his complaining that
• 53:10
  Speaker 10: you're not a child. You're not his child, you're not
• 53:13
  Speaker 10: the maid, you're not one of his coworkers from a
• 53:15
  Speaker 10: military base.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: You are his wife.
• 53:18
  Speaker 10: He can't talk to you this way, or he shouldn't
• 53:20
  Speaker 10: be talking to you this way. Why is he trying
• 53:22
  Speaker 10: to control you? Tell him you know that you're grown all.
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: Of this stuff.
• 53:27
  Speaker 10: He just needs to quit following up behind you. You
• 53:29
  Speaker 10: don't need anyone to follow up behind you and.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: Check up after you.
• 53:33
  Speaker 10: And if he persists, stop answering his calls. Like I said,
• 53:36
  Speaker 10: stop arguing with him. It takes two people to argue.
• 53:39
  Speaker 10: Stop answering his calls. When he calls you about this
• 53:42
  Speaker 10: kind of stuff, send his butt to voicemail. I mean,
• 53:44
  Speaker 10: who does he think he is?
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Steve, I don't understand why she wrote the letter because
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: I don't see what the problem is. It's this woman
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: is fifty seven married to an intelligent, extremely good look
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: at sixty.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: Year old man for ten years.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: You admire by friez. Y'all seem like you got a
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: perfect marriage. At home and in public, y'allct like two
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: teenagers in love. Y'all seeing silly text messages all day,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: we play all kinds of silly games. But then here's
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: the part of the marriage to get on your damn nerves.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Your husband work at the military base and he brings
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: his job home with him, so usually home first, right,
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: so you cook dinner so he could relax and he'd
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: have to work instead. He comes in and start looking
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: around and see what's.
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: Out of order.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: So obviously he does some type of inspection work down
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: at his job. So now here his ass coming in
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: the house inspected. If I'm cooking, he adjusts the temperature
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: of the pots on the stove. He wants you to
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: use the microwave as much as possible, and a few
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: times he lectured you on how the microwaves invented to
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: conserve energy. Okay, is he stupid?
• 54:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Who wants a microwave dish when you got a woman
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: or some one that's cooking you a home cooked, fresh meal.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: He's stupid.
• 55:03
  Speaker 12: He fright?
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: He nitpicking? But hear what, I don't understand. Why don't
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: you just do, lady, what women do. All y'all capable
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: of doing it. I don't understand why you're doing it. Straighten,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: here's ass out, thank you. I'm at home first, I
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: cook dinner so he can relax. He come in and
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: start looking round there. I'm cooking. He adjust the temperature
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: of the posse on the stove. I tell you what,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: set your ass down somewhere, and then when he come
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: in here right up to here, adjust the temperature. She said. Okay,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: so you cooking now, huh, thank you. Put your feet
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: up and start working with watching TV. He prefers that
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: you use the microwave as much as possible. And he'd
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: elected me on how the microwave invented a conservant. Take
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: all the food, put it in the microwave, all of it. Yes,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Put the eggs in there with the to with with
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: with with the ham. Put the ham in it, with
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: the potato salad. Put that in there, with the slough.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Put that in there. Put and put the gravy all
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 56:09
  Speaker 7: And cut it on.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: And since your lass down and go and send the microwave. Yes, steeve.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: He regularly adds a little water to my perfectly good
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: bottled dish washing liquid so it would last longer. Okay, cool, now,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: hre go all the dishes. I ain't done them. You
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: use that water down ass dish washing liquid, and see
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: how long you gonna be scrubbing grease spots. Sit your
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: ass down. He constantly inspects all the silver way and glass.
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: Where after I wash the dishes, I'll.
• 56:50
  Speaker 7: Spin on everything that we got spit on every God, now, what.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Are these water spots? They ain't water spots. They my spots.
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: Hang on, Steve's hang on.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I knew you were gonna work yourself up. We'll have
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: part two.
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: Hey tripping with me.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up.
• 57:16
  Speaker 10: At twenty three after the hour, subject I'm in the
• 57:18
  Speaker 10: military and I never even enlisted.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. You're listening hard morning show.
• 57:25
  Speaker 10: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letters.
• 57:28
  Speaker 10: Subject I'm in the military and I never enlisted.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: And here was this man tripping every time she do something,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: he got something to complain about. Want her to use
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: a microwave instead of stole. He adjusting temperature on pots
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: when she come in. He looking at all the glasses
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: and silver. Wess see if they got spots on it,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I'd have told you what to do. Quit cooking. He
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: adjusted temperature. Sit down somewhere. He want everything in a microwave.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Put everything y'all haveing for dinner. Don't cook now hacking
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: all in that microwave as soon as he walked through
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: the door. Just put it on twenty minutes and press
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: in it and go sit out your dinner in the
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: damn microwave like you lik it. He in there checking
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: on or silver, wearing all this here, looking for water spots.
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: I spin on everything in there.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: What about him telling her about the leaving the lights on?
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Now we getting to that right there. Now you leave
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: a house without him, he calls to tell you what
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: you did wrong. I left a light on, the blinds
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: were open too widely. I didn't put the clean dishes away,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: And the list goes on and off. Ocus I hear
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: what you do next time you lead a light, next
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: time you leave a house, don't leave a damn light
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: on in there nowhere, Let every blind shut up, drape
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: shiel dough light put put blankets up to the window,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: tack them up. It's blacking. You can't look in here
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: if work, you can't see a damn thing in here.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: And walk your answer in this dark cass house with
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: your stupid ass matter of fact, go downstairs and click
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: all the fuse box switches the other way. Make sure
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: ain't no, damn. Not only is the lights not on,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: damn it dan ain't coming on since you like saving money,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: did he all man? Because you didn't put no clean
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: dishes a weight. Don't worry about it. Quit doing them
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: damn dishes. Do it your damn ship. This is your response.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Do it hr damn set because this is what women
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: would say. It's getting to the point where I find
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: more reasons to leave the house just for peace. No, no, no, correct,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: He's getting to the point where you find more reasons
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: to leave this big dog ass house.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: Cut all the damn lights.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Off, tack blankets up to the windows, and go downstairs
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: with a flashlight and cut all the fuses off. So
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: when he come on, ain't no lights in the house
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: because you want to save extra energy. So now he
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: got to feel his way down that damn. Basically, to cut.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: Them fuses back on.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: This visual is crazy, But okay, he's back to the microwave.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: So microwaves, this is what you do. Take the cabbage,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: the ham, the coal sloth, the potato salad, the yellow
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: mod the cake, the yams, and the greens. Take them
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: all out they container, put them in a bowl. All
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: of it stick it in the microwave as soon as
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: he come in the dope after he found all the
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: light switches and stuff and cut the fuse back on.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: When he come upstairs, slam the microwave dough put it
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: on twenty minutes and press in them and go in
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: there and sit and say your your dinner, and the
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: damn microwave like you like it, to desert the cake.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: It's in that like you like it.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 10: He's lectured to her about the microwave.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: He ain't lecturing to me about a damn thing. You
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: need to find that fuse box and cut these lights off.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: This takes better with my green.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: Yes, it's in the microwaves.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: And I know you like eating all that once, so
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I had to put it all in there.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 17: At once, mister, one time, and then she's gonna serve
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 17: it on the dishes that.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: She and I tell you something else to save money too,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: And took all the toilet tish out this house. Wow, yes, what, yes,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: you need say anything about that? Well, see, he complained
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: about everything else we spending money in here, all these
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: money saving issue. We don't need toilet tishue no more,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: use your face tile, use your face time, rint.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: It off.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: All yeah, now you and then use that same face
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: time and wash them damn dishes with ha water down
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: there dishwashing. Oh my god, we're saving money. We're saving
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: money and we're not buying no more laundry detergive. We're
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: gonna use the same dishwashing liquid.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: We're out and.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Close no more because that's too much money too put
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: all him damn closing of and if he does, they're
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: making the funk out of it.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: All right, well I think we get the message.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: Thank you, Steve.
• 1:03:18
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• 1:03:22
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• 1:03:25
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• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: This out right here, What don't say else? You're listening
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go with something funny.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Come on, junior, Truth be told. I'm gonna say this.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: For some churches.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 17: That's out here that need to have testimony, time really
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 17: cut out.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: Truth be told. If your church don't have any.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 17: You don't need to be having testimony because these testimonies
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 17: are getting too long.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: They need a screener.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: That needs somebody to step down too much time.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 18: Let me hear your testimony and we will decide when
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 18: you get to see it.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: In front of everybody.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 18: Because you've got people who go up there and want
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 18: to testify. You can tell the ones who Testimoni not
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 18: gonna be good.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Because they're too anxious to get the money.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 18: They head shaking in line, the shoulder jumping, they jumping
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 18: up like they got a game or something like they
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 18: got a warm up off and then they get up
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 18: there the testimony. I want to speak to the Lord
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 18: about my toe. This toe had been hurting me. We
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 18: don't really need them no more. I'm just asking, can
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 18: we get some screeners or we have to hear your
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 18: testimony on Sundays?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: All of us got stuff to do.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 17: Now were sitting up here holding up in church because
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 17: you talking about your toe?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 6: Or how comebody got there one time? No?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 8: Lie? Sure?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: Test five.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 18: I've been praying for Israel, and I'm saying to myself,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 18: you ain't never been to Israel?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Why hell is you up there prayer?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 18: How you get to Hollo?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Lord talk to you about Israel? Where you get that from?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: I just want to go to gaming is home.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 18: And I don't want to just sit it here no more.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 18: Hear your testimonies that ain't about nothing. You ain't got
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 18: an a man. You ain't got to go ahead let
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 18: him use you.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody saying nothing.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 18: You shut down three hundred eighty five people by yourself.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: You shut down an entire church pastor. Ain't saying nothing.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: We need no, we need three the testimony.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Mike Snatches.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: I'm signing up because.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 18: If I don't like it, I'm coming up there. You
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 18: know Paulo got saying, man, church just need to have
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 18: a testimonial, Mike Snatch.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: That's all I'm saying. I'm just.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Want to get that out.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: How long is this gonna belong?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Huh well, Jake, we keep back like it ain't. We
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: didn't took up this off.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: And we've been here.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: Since the talk.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: The game is on.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 18: The game is you ain't getting nobody say go ahead?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 8: There you go a man.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 18: You can't get nobody agree with you. Your testimony is
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 18: not about anything. I'm just saying, why you get to
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 18: talk at that long? May we need a testimony of
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 18: Mike Snash.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you this you're listening Morning show. Is your
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: relationship so good?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 10: Guys that sometimes you wish you and your spouse would
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 10: argue more.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: If we never got that fall.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 10: So if one argument, just one argument, could save your marriage,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 10: that is it. But this husband cooked, clean, swept and
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 10: loved his wife passionately completely. She in turn, felt choked
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 10: by his affection and now wants to divorce him. The
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 10: woman saw divorce from her husband in a city in
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 10: the United Arab Emirates because his love was too much
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 10: for her to bear. He never yelled at me or
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 10: turned me down. The woman told the court, I was
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 10: choked by extreme love and affection.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: He even helped me clean the house.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 10: The court ordered the adjournment of the case to give
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 10: the couple a chance at reconciliation. So, guys, here's a
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 10: question for you. Do you wish you and your spouse
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 10: would actually argue more or have you ever ended a
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 10: relationship because there was no conflict at all?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: It was just too much love and affection. They don't
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: answer this, no, Please see they need to stay away
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: from this. As soon as soon as you say something
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: to him, we disagree with his ass is getting some
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: papers brought.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 7: Are you serious?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: Are you serious?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: Out of this relationship? It's that fast can be getting that?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: Really? Yeah?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 17: He out?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: I'm out, he out? I don't know who want to argument.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: But this woman, what's wrong with her?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 17: Exactly?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: She's the problem.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: Saying what real love is. She's got a different view.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: She saw somebody getting cussed out, abused something. I want that. Yeah,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: that's totally how.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: She said that.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: I want to get cussed out.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 10: Too much love and affection.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: I've never heard a woman's who wants conflict? Who want that?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: Unless he's ultra clean.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: She did say she felt choked by his love. He
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: felt choked by it. You'd just rather just be choked.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 10: He cooked clean, He cooked, he clean, He loved her
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 10: passionately and completely. This sounds like a romance now, yeah, chowing, Yeah.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 10: She said he never yelled at me or turned me down.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, baby, you need.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 17: To be are you He never turned you down?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 10: So this is the opposite of an abusive relationship extreme
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 10: He cooking and cleaning?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 9: Girl? Please, yeah cook, I'm not going to clean. This
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 9: is a when you threw he swept.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I'll leave the spot on the stove in the
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: hot Wow. This this I mean?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 10: Women say all the time they want a good man.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 10: Women complain all the time, and he never helps me
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 10: around the house. I don't if we never spend enough
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 10: time together. He's not affectionate, he's not romantic. But Jay,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 10: not one time she says.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Something, she's out, You're done.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: I don't take them back. I don't What is talking back.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 17: Her daddy?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: You're not her dad, you're her.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 8: You're herman?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: What your daddy say say?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: We don't do back.
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  Speaker 1: We just do folks.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't this.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of this, But Jay, we can't disagree.
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  Speaker 1: We can't agree.
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  Speaker 5: You talking back to me. You would have been done.
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  Speaker 1: But we don't like what you're saying. Jay, we have
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  Speaker 1: a right to say that. Mister. Yeah, you sound like
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  Speaker 1: somebody's daddy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna pack you up.
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  Speaker 6: That's all. Yeah, man, Wow, all.
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  Speaker 10: Right, coming up, more more music, more fun, more chauvinism.
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  Speaker 5: Sounds like yeah.
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  Speaker 10: At twenty minutes after the hour, right here on the
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  Speaker 10: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 10: happy June teenth. Well, our resident poet is here with
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  Speaker 10: a gift for you guys and for us all for
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  Speaker 10: the world.
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  Speaker 1: Junior.
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  Speaker 12: Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 17: This is what I think that when June tenth happened.
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  Speaker 17: This is what I think they were thinking.
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  Speaker 1: And I had to get in that mindset. So here
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  Speaker 1: we go.
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  Speaker 17: This one is called June teenth, June tenth. June Tink,
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  Speaker 17: June tink. The secret was never told that slavery had
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  Speaker 17: ended two years before. Now to me, that's kind of bowl.
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  Speaker 17: Joe Tink, Joe tain't, Joe Tank. We're still in the
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  Speaker 17: field picking cotton when they knew, damn well we was free.
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  Speaker 17: If you think that's kind of rotten, Joe Tink, Joe Tink,
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  Speaker 17: John Tink, how the hell you keep a secret like that?
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  Speaker 17: The only reason you could hold us down because you
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  Speaker 17: were standing on our backs.
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  Speaker 5: June Tink, June tink, June tink.
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  Speaker 1: It's the day we celebrate. But it's one thing I
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  Speaker 1: know for sure. You can never get good New Years
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  Speaker 1: too late. Joe Tink, June Tink, June Tink. The end.
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  Speaker 6: I'm her and I don't even know if that was.
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  Speaker 1: Juy. They run through the city spreading the new.
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  Speaker 7: That's got.
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  Speaker 6: Listen to.
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  Speaker 9: Listen to that.
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  Speaker 6: I don't all feel free right now.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jo, you're listening morning show time for would
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  Speaker 1: you rather?
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather live three days on the moon, or
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  Speaker 10: would you rather give your path code to your mate?
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  Speaker 6: I'm kicking it how long it take to get to
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  Speaker 6: the moon? Cold? My wife, she got it right.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So Steve give up his task.
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  Speaker 8: You're going to the moon.
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  Speaker 6: And leave it in the morning. Leave in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be on there for three days on the moon,
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  Speaker 1: and when I come back, I got my phone.
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  Speaker 6: Right, okay?
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  Speaker 11: Jr.
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  Speaker 1: With you, I'll hope with tim.
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  Speaker 10: Crazy give your past goose?
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  Speaker 1: What do you with that's not in your vows?
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  Speaker 12: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather eat only steak and lobster for a
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  Speaker 1: whole week? Or would you rather be vegan for a week?
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  Speaker 1: Taking lobster or vegan? You're taking lots of way more fun.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on my second day. Is that talking to me about?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: Damn steak and lofty?
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  Speaker 6: That's all I want right now. I'm gonna do that.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna do the vegan.
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  Speaker 1: You just have to do it for a week, all right. Really,
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  Speaker 1: it's probably what I need to do anyway, right, that's true?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather go roller skating naked? Just go roller
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  Speaker 10: skating naked or go bowling in dress shoes?
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the dress shoes. I know I'm gonna fall skating.
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  Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna fall. And you can follow your dress.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, but I got clothes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, it's hard to skate holding yourself.
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  Speaker 7: And fall to You need your arms.
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  Speaker 12: You need your arms.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta brace yourself. Yes, you can't even get over
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  Speaker 1: there by the wall and grab the rail and nothing.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to cover yourself skating swinging.
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather have your belly kissed? Or would you
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 10: rather have your thigh kissed?
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  Speaker 5: Die?
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  Speaker 1: Either one?
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  Speaker 6: You down that way? I want you to be thie.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to work for me either? One junior?
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, why y'all as.
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  Speaker 10: Make Steve Steve?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you kiss my thigh? Your head probably against me.
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  Speaker 1: That's the beginning of a wonderful evening, right if your
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: hair touched me? What we're ending on that note? That's
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: today's roundup? Would you rather all right?
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  Speaker 10: Last break of the day, and we'll close out the
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  Speaker 10: show with Steve Harvey right after that.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Morning Show.
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  Speaker 10: All right, Steve, here we are last break of the day,
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  Speaker 10: and of course it is time for you to leave
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  Speaker 10: us with some closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: I want to give you some encouragement on your road
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  Speaker 1: to success. I've often said a million times, that the
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  Speaker 1: road to success is all under construction, that you can
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  Speaker 1: expect the pitfalls, to set backs, the detools, the working
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  Speaker 1: men at work, so forth, and so on.
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  Speaker 6: But what I want to remind you of.
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  Speaker 1: Is that you can win if you can fight through
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  Speaker 1: the clutter. And one of the best ways that I
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  Speaker 1: can give you to fight through the clutter you have
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: to have a relationship with God. I mean, it's just
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  Speaker 1: really the best way to fight through the clutter because
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  Speaker 1: you really don't know how exactly to become successful. You
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  Speaker 1: really don't know exactly how.
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  Speaker 6: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason I know you don't know exactly how
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  Speaker 1: is because you've probably aimed for something that in order
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  Speaker 1: to achieve it you really do need God's help. So
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  Speaker 1: is nothing wrong when you don't know exactly how you're
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  Speaker 1: going to make it, Because what that means is you've
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  Speaker 1: aspired to something so great that in order for it
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  Speaker 1: to happen, you absolutely have to have God's help. That's
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: where you want to be. You want to be on
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  Speaker 1: a mission that keeps you awake at night. You want
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: to be on a mission man that makes you wake
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: up early. You want to be on a mission that
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  Speaker 1: requires you to pray constantly. You want to be on
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  Speaker 1: a mission man, where you seek the advice and help
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  Speaker 1: of other people. That's in a higher position. You want
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: to be on a mission where not achieving it becomes
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  Speaker 1: absolutely unacceptable. But to get there, you got to fight
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  Speaker 1: through the clutter. And the biggest form of clutter in
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: your mind is the actual figuring it out. Can you
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: remember back on how many times you've tried to figure
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  Speaker 1: something out your life? Your next move, who to call
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: or who to talk to, whether to try to sell them,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: how to sell them, what to buy, how to buy?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: If you go back over all your life of you
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: figuring out my next move? Should I go to school?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Should I not go to school? Should I get a
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: degree in this? Should I not get a degree in this?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Should I apply for that job at this job? Should
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  Speaker 1: I go over here because they pay a little bit more,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: but this has better stability? I don't know, But you've
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  Speaker 1: constantly been trying to work that out. That's exhausting and
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: it keeps your mind cluttered. I was reading in my
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: daily meditation, how when you clutter your mind up with
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: the how to you remove God's presence in your life
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: because he's always hovering and standing close by to come
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  Speaker 1: in and comfort you and be beside you and help
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  Speaker 1: you make these decisions. But if you never invite him in,
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  Speaker 1: if you never invite him to make the decisions, if
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  Speaker 1: you never allow his presence to come and calm you down. Man,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you just need calming. You know, you could deal
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  Speaker 1: with a lot of this stuff that you're going through
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  Speaker 1: a lot better if you will have just a calming effect.
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  Speaker 1: Of the calming effect, that's the peace you get when
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  Speaker 1: you form a relationship with God. God calms you down
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  Speaker 1: because you know he got your back, you know he's
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  Speaker 1: in control, He know he got your best interest at heart,
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  Speaker 1: you know that he's behind the scenes working on your behalf.
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  Speaker 1: When you have that type of relationship, it cools you out.
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  Speaker 1: You can chill. You can't do anything about tomorrow, so
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  Speaker 1: worrying about it doesn't affect it. Now, I'm not saying
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  Speaker 1: and sitting here that you're not supposed to plan, that
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  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to have dreams and aspirations, because you do.
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  Speaker 1: But in all my dreams of aspirations, all the things
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  Speaker 1: I want, I've had to learn to be flexible because
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  Speaker 1: what I want and what God has for me is
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: oftentimes two different things. But can I share something with you?
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  Speaker 1: The thing that God has for you is way better
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  Speaker 1: than anything anything you could possibly plan. You can't figure
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  Speaker 1: it the way he does. His thoughts is way up there, man,
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  Speaker 1: His ways is way up there. You can't outfigure God.
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  Speaker 1: God can take a very very dismal situation, folks, and
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  Speaker 1: turn it into pure gold for you. When they are
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: lining themselves against you, If God is with you, who
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: can be against you? So let them line up. If
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  Speaker 1: you know you've got a relationship with God, and you
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  Speaker 1: know you're not over there by yourself, why would you
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  Speaker 1: be afraid of someone lining up against you? Let them
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  Speaker 1: lined up. You're talking to somebody who knows it's all
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  Speaker 1: too well. They have lined up against me in numbers.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what, they can't do nothing to me. God
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  Speaker 1: don't allow And even if you do do it, it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't mean it has the effect of the desired effect
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  Speaker 1: on me that you wanted to. And so that's the
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  Speaker 1: same thing with you. Because of this relationship with God,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to be in and react to every
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  Speaker 1: time somebody don't like a picture or make a bad
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  Speaker 1: comment or put a false falsehood out there.
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  Speaker 6: About you.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to react to all of that because
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  Speaker 1: you have peace in the relationship with God. You got
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  Speaker 1: to form this relationship, y'all. You have to. It's imperative
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: to who you are. And the thing about forming relationship,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to clear with nobody. But you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to even tell nobody you're doing it. You can
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  Speaker 1: show them a difference you. You don't have to make
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  Speaker 1: an admission. I'm talking to God every day trying to
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  Speaker 1: become a better person. You ain't got to tell nobody that.
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  Speaker 6: Just do it. Just do it.
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  Speaker 1: That's all you've got to do. All right, those are
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  Speaker 1: my closing remarks.
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  Speaker 10: All right, drop it.
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  Speaker 1: It's dropped, Thank you, sir. Yeah, needed that.
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