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FULL SHOW: Evil Things To Do At Christmas, Strawberry Letter: Trapped Under The Bed - 12.18.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: At all at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't given a.
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  Speaker 5: Black a million bus bussy.
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  Speaker 6: Ye listening to me?
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  Speaker 2: I don't?
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  Speaker 7: Joy?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Joy?
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  Speaker 2: Have you got to do that?
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  Speaker 7: Love?
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  Speaker 9: Turn? You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 10: We got to turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 1: You probably got to turn the mouth, the turn out,
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  Speaker 1: turn the money up.
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  Speaker 10: Look me.
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  Speaker 3: Come come on, you'll think, huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 2: dig me now, one and only see Harvey got a
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  Speaker 2: radio show man. God is in the blessing business. I'm
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  Speaker 2: in the receiving line, man. That's a good feeling. I
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  Speaker 2: thank God for waking me up in the mornings, I
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  Speaker 2: really really do. I thank God for the spirit that
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  Speaker 2: he wakes me up with because I finally, but I
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  Speaker 2: finally figured it out.
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  Speaker 3: Such a blessing that shouldn't be taken for granted.
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  Speaker 2: The fact that you are up today, the fact that
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  Speaker 2: you just got off working, you driving home, the fact
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  Speaker 2: that you got a job to come home from, the
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  Speaker 2: fact that you got a job to wake up too. Whatever,
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  Speaker 2: it is the fact that you can see, think, here, smell, walk, talk, rhyme, reason,
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  Speaker 2: whatever it is, it's a blessing.
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  Speaker 10: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking to a partner mine last night and
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  Speaker 2: an analogy came to me last night of what my
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  Speaker 2: life has been like, just going over my story with
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  Speaker 2: a friend of mine of all some of the things
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  Speaker 2: I had gone through, and he never knew it because
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  Speaker 2: he said, man, you never told me that we were
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  Speaker 2: just talking. One of the things I remember, and it's
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  Speaker 2: kind of equated to my life, was when I was
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  Speaker 2: a little boy, as she goes to the store with
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  Speaker 2: my mom and she would let me buy a jigsaw puzzle. Now,
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  Speaker 2: for those of you, a jigsaw puzzle comes in a box.
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  Speaker 2: There are no instructions. It just comes in a box
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  Speaker 2: and it's simple. You're gonna dump the pieces out in
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  Speaker 2: a pile and you're gonna try to put the pieces
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  Speaker 2: together until it looks like the picture that's on the
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  Speaker 2: cover of the box. That's as simple as it is.
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  Speaker 2: Here is the deal. I would select a jigsaw puzzle
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  Speaker 2: based on the picture that I liked and if I
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  Speaker 2: thought I could do it. Now, if the picture looked
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  Speaker 2: too crazy, if it looked too intricate, I didn't want
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  Speaker 2: that puzzle, you know. And the thing was back in
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  Speaker 2: the day, you got a jigsaw puzzle, you had a
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  Speaker 2: hundred piece puzzles. Four hundred piece puzzles. Man, then they
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  Speaker 2: say a thousand piece puzzle. You go ooo. So those
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  Speaker 2: were a little difficult for me when I was a
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  Speaker 2: little boy, so I didn't want that.
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  Speaker 3: As I got a little bit older.
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  Speaker 2: I had more challenging puzzles, you know, four fifty five
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  Speaker 2: hundred piece puzzles. But I always picked a picture of
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  Speaker 2: something I liked. So it's very simple. You get the
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  Speaker 2: jigsaw puzzle, you get it home, you open it up,
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  Speaker 2: you dump it out on the table. You flip all
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  Speaker 2: the pieces over so you can see them, and then
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  Speaker 2: I would try to sort them based on the colors
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  Speaker 2: on the box. If it was like a black section,
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  Speaker 2: i'd take all the black pieces and slide them over
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  Speaker 2: there it was some flowers, I'd try to find all
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  Speaker 2: the pictures with little jigsaw pieces with the little floor,
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  Speaker 2: and I separate them and then I start putting it together.
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  Speaker 2: And the way I started was i'd try to build
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  Speaker 2: a border first, because I knew all the straight edges
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  Speaker 2: had to be side by side at one point. And
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  Speaker 2: it was funny, man, because it's related to my life.
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  Speaker 2: I would start putting the pieces together of the picture
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  Speaker 2: I saw that I liked, and that would be my picture.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people didn't like jigsaw puzzles. As a
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  Speaker 2: matter of fact, none of the boys on the street
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  Speaker 2: liked jigsaw puzzles but me, because they just didn't want
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  Speaker 2: to go through the intricate details of figuring that out
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  Speaker 2: really good outside and run or something like that. And
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  Speaker 2: so what happened was, as I got older, I wanted
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  Speaker 2: more difficult and challenging puzzles.
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  Speaker 3: But I wouldn't go too far. I wanted some nice
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  Speaker 3: stuff to happen.
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  Speaker 2: I had a picture of what I wanted for my life,
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  Speaker 2: but I didn't want to go too far because it
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  Speaker 2: was so challenging and difficult. I couldn't see myself with
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  Speaker 2: all of that, and I didn't have the time, the knowledge,
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  Speaker 2: the expertise, the figuring all the intricate details. And I
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  Speaker 2: discovered something when I was talking last night. That's what
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  Speaker 2: happens in life to a lot of people. You get
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  Speaker 2: bogged down with the details of coming up and trying
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  Speaker 2: to create the picture that you want for yourself. You
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  Speaker 2: put it to the side, You say, ah, that puzzles
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  Speaker 2: are crazy. Next thing, you know, you crumbled it up
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  Speaker 2: and put it back in the box. So you go
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  Speaker 2: halfway and you get stuck, and you get to the
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  Speaker 2: part where it ain't a lot of different colors, it's
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  Speaker 2: all the same, and that's a little bit more challenging.
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  Speaker 3: So that may stop you.
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  Speaker 2: But it's somewhere in the jigsaw puzzle that it gets
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  Speaker 2: very difficult and challenging. The bigger the picture you want,
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  Speaker 2: but then what all happened in your life, it's just
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  Speaker 2: like what happened in the jigsaw. Once you get comfortable
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  Speaker 2: and you don't mind the challenge, you could get a
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  Speaker 2: bigger picture. But here's the key to it, though, if
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  Speaker 2: you put God in your mix. See the picture that
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  Speaker 2: I saw for myself as a boy is not the
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  Speaker 2: picture that has happened to me as a man. Because
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  Speaker 2: along the way from boyhood to manhood, from the time
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  Speaker 2: I was telling you understand what happened along the ride
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  Speaker 2: in there was I started putting God in the mix.
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  Speaker 2: And so now the picture that I have now is
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  Speaker 2: not the picture I saw. It's the picture that God saw.
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  Speaker 2: So what I'm saying this analogy is the picture you
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  Speaker 2: have may be difficult to complete. But if you were
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  Speaker 2: to include God in your life, put God in your
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  Speaker 2: jigsaw puzzle, God will not only help you complete the puzzle,
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  Speaker 2: and he gonna add some pieces, he gonna do some favors,
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  Speaker 2: he gonna show some mercy, and you gonna look up
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  Speaker 2: and the picture that you're able to end up with
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  Speaker 2: will be totally different and much more complete, much more beautiful,
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  Speaker 2: a bigger picture than the one you had. Because there's
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  Speaker 2: no way that I could have sought a life that
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  Speaker 2: I have today back when I was a boy. And
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  Speaker 2: it amazes me when I hear people say I always
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  Speaker 2: saw this for myself. Ah, I didn't do that. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't quite see this for myself. I don't know how
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  Speaker 2: you can have the ability to see what God really
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  Speaker 2: has for you. But man, he's a master for jigsaw. Man,
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  Speaker 2: he's an incredible puzzle completerer. So if you got a
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  Speaker 2: puzzle that's challenging to you, maybe you need to see
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  Speaker 2: what's the picture sit that God has for your life.
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  Speaker 2: If God were in your life, if you complete it
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  Speaker 2: to puzzle, what would it look like. It'll be a
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  Speaker 2: far more extensive puzzle and it would be a far
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  Speaker 2: more beautiful piece of scenery than you could have ever imagined.
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  Speaker 2: Tears come in my eyes because I can't believe God
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  Speaker 2: bought me this far. I can't believe that when I
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  Speaker 2: opened up and accepted him and started talking to him,
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  Speaker 2: that he would add all these pieceles to my jigsaw puzzle,
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  Speaker 2: and my jigsaw puzzle would look like this. And I
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  Speaker 2: could tell you I ain't got a whole lot to
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  Speaker 2: do with what I have turned into. It's mostly favor
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  Speaker 2: and blessings and grace and mercy of God. And I
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  Speaker 2: looked up and I just got a much bigger jigsaw
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  Speaker 2: puzzle completed. And guess what, He ain't through with me yet.
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  Speaker 2: That's what's amazing and exciting about a relationship with God.
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  Speaker 2: God could take your jigsaw puzzle and fix it.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Riot. This is the
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  Speaker 2: Morning Show, Sunny Strawberry calling Forrell Missi Bimonica Jr. KLS
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  Speaker 2: Killer Wall's face. Yeah, sound like a radio station. Welcome today,
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  Speaker 2: k l S. Raight there and the legend that is
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  Speaker 2: nephew Tommy, no radio. What's on your mind today?
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  Speaker 7: Well?
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  Speaker 11: You know what, uncle man, We approach you Christmas and uh,
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  Speaker 11: I don't have this gift and I need some help.
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  Speaker 10: Boy.
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  Speaker 11: Let me tell you right now, i'much to some pressure.
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  Speaker 11: And how much money is this gift?
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  Speaker 2: Got to be a lot? Yeah, hey, Tommy, you just
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  Speaker 2: a lot. You gotta make the impact, man, Yeah right
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  Speaker 2: there and wrap that about that. I don't go there
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  Speaker 2: and wrap because because he live in it too. Your
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  Speaker 2: Christmas gift to your wife has to be personalized. Let
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  Speaker 2: me tell you something. Fellas, don't come in there with
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  Speaker 2: no microwave, no flash green TV. Don't come in there
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  Speaker 2: with no.
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  Speaker 3: Blend of vacuum clean new brand washing dry Yeah. Mine, No,
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  Speaker 3: you can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: It has to be a personalized gift that appears that
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  Speaker 2: you have put considerable amount of thought into the gift.
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  Speaker 3: What are you thinking about getting, Jim?
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  Speaker 11: I was thinking about getting her like a spa, you know,
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  Speaker 11: a trip to a SPA in another state.
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  Speaker 1: You know you something like that?
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  Speaker 10: Not not here?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I love that came out a trip
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  Speaker 3: to a SPA in the state.
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  Speaker 2: He cut it off from being a wheel balling a
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  Speaker 2: trip to a SPA in another country. He went to
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  Speaker 2: a trip to a SPA in another state like he
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  Speaker 2: been living in Atlanta. She gonna drive to South Carolina. Boy,
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  Speaker 2: that gift took a turn for cheap so fast. But Junior,
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  Speaker 2: that'd be nice. What else you think about getting out
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  Speaker 2: of state spa package?
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  Speaker 12: But the SPA is always good, Junior, though it is?
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  Speaker 3: Do women always like spa treatment packages?
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  Speaker 13: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: A good work?
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  Speaker 1: That is my jam?
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  Speaker 2: What else, July, I've got?
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  Speaker 10: What else?
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  Speaker 11: I'll tell you I thought about this nice tennis brace
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  Speaker 11: that she's been looking at.
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  Speaker 3: There you go go with her ring and go with her,
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  Speaker 3: and go with her diamond ear rings that she got
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  Speaker 3: for a wedd day.
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  Speaker 2: See, she can't show the spa package off, she can
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  Speaker 2: show that bracelet. All got about the brownie points?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I yeah, we look at your mom all right.
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  Speaker 2: You can't get her like a year's subscription to tail
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  Speaker 2: and all and nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Like that coming up to do that. She always coming
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  Speaker 1: up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: hear from the nephew as we run that prank back
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  Speaker 1: right after this.
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  Speaker 2: Happy Holidays from the whole fam here to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 2: Morning Show. We'll be back in a minute.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it is time now to start your morning
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  Speaker 1: off with the nephew and run that Brenk back what
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  Speaker 1: you got for his nep wedding in Jamaica.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's go cat dot.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, I'm trying to reach to Ivan. Please keep that in.
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  Speaker 8: At the moment. This is Jannie.
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  Speaker 1: Can I help you?
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  Speaker 7: My name is Mark. I'm calling from a travel agency.
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  Speaker 8: Oh hey, how you doing.
• 14:43
  Speaker 7: I'm good, I'm good. I actually have some information for him.
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  Speaker 7: He just finished paying his last payment. As far as
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  Speaker 7: you all tripling, you guys are getting you guys are
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  Speaker 7: getting married, going on honeymoon? Is that right?
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  Speaker 8: Right?
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 10: Next month?
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  Speaker 7: Thanks? Congratulations?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, well, listen, I got you information for you, and
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  Speaker 7: I wanted to make sure the million address was correct
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  Speaker 7: so I could mail you guys flight tickets out, as
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  Speaker 7: well as a few forms and things like that, so
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  Speaker 7: you guys would be pretty much well taken care of. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 7: are you pretty pretty excited about this? Oh?
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  Speaker 8: I'm excited, very excited.
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  Speaker 7: I can't tell you okay, good, good, good, Well I'll
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  Speaker 7: tell you what in April. I tell you, Jamaica Queens
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  Speaker 7: is going to be a great place at the snow
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  Speaker 7: would have burned off by then, and then it'll be
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  Speaker 7: pretty much this summer coming around.
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  Speaker 8: You know, snow Jamaica Queens. No, we're going to Ocherios
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  Speaker 8: in Jamaica, you know the islands.
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  Speaker 7: W Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
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  Speaker 8: There's no snow.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, hang on, hand, hang on. I've been working with
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  Speaker 7: Ivan on this for quite some time, and I actually
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  Speaker 7: have you guys book to go to Jamaica Queens.
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  Speaker 8: Now, there has to be some sort of mistake because, oh,
• 15:55
  Speaker 8: you're going to Cherio.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, but that's not what I have.
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  Speaker 7: I have. I have Jamake Queens. I have New York.
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  Speaker 8: Okay. Well, I'm telling you you're wrong. I don't know
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  Speaker 8: if you pulled up the wrong person.
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  Speaker 7: No, right, I'm sorry, Ivan and Janets and you guys
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  Speaker 7: are going out the second weekend in April. Is that correct?
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  Speaker 8: That's correct? But we're going to Taria.
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  Speaker 7: No, why are you guys scheduled for Jamaica Queens.
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  Speaker 8: There's a problem then, because I'm not getting married there.
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  Speaker 8: Love New York, but I'm not getting married there.
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  Speaker 7: So what do we need to do. I mean, I
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  Speaker 7: don't know what to do at this point right now.
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  Speaker 8: I need you to figure that out because I'm getting
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  Speaker 8: married next month.
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  Speaker 7: And I understand that, and I understand that. But I
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  Speaker 7: have worked diligently with your fiance, so to speak, and
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  Speaker 7: I got you guys scheduled for Jamaica queens. I have
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  Speaker 7: the hotels by somebody.
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  Speaker 8: I know it was not Ivan.
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  Speaker 4: I know it was not him.
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  Speaker 8: I love New York, but that's not where I'm getting married.
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  Speaker 4: I understand.
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  Speaker 7: I understand what you're saying. Now, Okay, I'm letting you
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  Speaker 7: know because you're raising your voice, said me. I'm letting
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  Speaker 7: you know that I haven't had scheduled this and you
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  Speaker 7: guys are scheduled to make a quain.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, you don't let me know where I'm getting married.
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  Speaker 8: We've written you checks. So I need you to correct
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  Speaker 8: the problem, and I will continue to raise my boys
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  Speaker 8: until you are somebody at your wherever you are, corrects
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  Speaker 8: the problem. You're not gonna You're not gonna yell at
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  Speaker 8: mess and now you're yelling at me.
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  Speaker 7: No, I'm not yelling at you. I'm trying to keep
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  Speaker 7: my composure now Okay, I've.
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  Speaker 9: Been working with you.
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  Speaker 8: We're done. I need to talk to you, superior. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 8: We spent way too much money. I'm getting married next month,
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  Speaker 8: and you're calling and telling me that I need somebody
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  Speaker 8: else on the phone.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I need somebody else.
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  Speaker 8: You need to tell me what you are because I'm
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  Speaker 8: ready to come on you.
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  Speaker 4: Where are you.
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  Speaker 7: Telling me a moment, I'm pulling it up to see
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  Speaker 7: if I can get some flights out to your reels.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, I did not believe this last minute. Oh
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  Speaker 8: I told him to go. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 7: Well, okay, man, the flights are completely booked that week.
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  Speaker 7: So let's you want to get a private jet for
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  Speaker 7: fifty to sixty thousand dollars. Ma'am, there's no way I
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  Speaker 7: can get you in or out of it.
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  Speaker 8: We might have paid you dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Make it happen.
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  Speaker 8: You need to make something happen. Okay, I'm being nice.
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  Speaker 8: You don't want to talk to Island.
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  Speaker 14: So trust me.
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  Speaker 8: You need to make something happen. Get back on your
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  Speaker 8: little computer, call somebody else in the road.
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  Speaker 7: To be nice. You tell you you continue to raise
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  Speaker 7: your voice at me. Now you're using for fanity. At me,
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  Speaker 7: y'a is going to jamake a queen.
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  Speaker 8: Listen to me. It was your job to take care
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  Speaker 8: of transportation for us to get from the US to Cherills,
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  Speaker 8: from Olcherills to my Tigo bank. How are I supposed
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  Speaker 8: to handle happened? You were supposed to handle.
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  Speaker 7: It and handle it. Your man said you guys were
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: going to Jamaica queen, and that's what I took for
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: now maybe I.
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: Said Jamaica queens. We were very clear, and I know
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: kid was very clear. I'm being very clear by now.
• 18:57
  Speaker 8: If you just listen to me, you have one job.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: How you screw that up?
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: I do not know, but I need you to make
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: it happen.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: You're going to happen.
• 19:05
  Speaker 9: You're going to at your make a queen. Maybe you
• 19:07
  Speaker 9: are his queen and he's taking you to jamakeup, but
• 19:10
  Speaker 9: that's not how he said it.
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: Listen you, super I'm not getting married in New York.
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: Do you understand me? Don't mention your New York one
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: more time in this conversation. I do not mention New York.
• 19:21
  Speaker 9: Why I'm not going to mention New York when that
• 19:23
  Speaker 9: is the actual ticket I have you scheduled for because.
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: You screw that up and you can ready to correct it.
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: Get on the computer and correct it.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Figure it out.
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: Your job is listen to me. Your job is from
• 19:34
  Speaker 8: o your reels to my Tigo bay. Focus on that,
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: work it out, make it happen.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: with you, Okay.
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: I need you, first of all, to stop yelling at me.
• 19:45
  Speaker 8: What the kind of customer service do you keep on?
• 19:47
  Speaker 13: Think this is?
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: I asked you earlier in this conversation to get somebody
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: else on the phone if you cannot help me. Now,
• 19:53
  Speaker 8: what I need you to do is figure out how
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: you gonna get me from OATR reels to my Tigo Bay.
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: And I'm not he had another boat. Don't bring up boats,
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: don't bring up New York. I need you to work
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: it out. Don't tell me where I'm going to spend
• 20:07
  Speaker 8: my honeymoon.
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: To spend your honeymoon in Jamaica, Queen's New York.
• 20:12
  Speaker 9: Your fiance made a mistake. I'm not gonna pay for
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: the mistake, and I don't have to put you off.
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: Don't get talked. Do you hear me? Are you listening
• 20:25
  Speaker 8: to me?
• 20:25
  Speaker 9: I can't work it out I've already told you there's
• 20:28
  Speaker 9: nothing about it. Can you get through any ody? Head?
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: But did you call me? Idiot?
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: Look? I need you to get somebody else on this phone.
• 20:37
  Speaker 8: I promise you I'm about to reach through this phone
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: and snatch you up by your neck. Who are you
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: talking to me like this?
• 20:44
  Speaker 9: This is the Colon Service. You can't when you make
• 20:46
  Speaker 9: mistakes and don't know what the hell you want to go.
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: Make's a mistake and we know exactly where we want
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: to go.
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: And you are not.
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: Listening to me, Jeria to Mantilla Bay. Do you understand?
• 20:56
  Speaker 9: You understand? Here's something I need you to understand. Are
• 20:59
  Speaker 9: you listening?
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: Yes, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: You just got franked by your girlfriend, Cindy, who is
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: your matron of honor.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: God, this is not funny.
• 21:16
  Speaker 8: This is not funny. Oh my my hands are shaking.
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, you don't know. I'm I'm gonna found you.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm gonna kick.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Coming up nast and has asked the clo Our Chief
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: love Officer, Steve Harvey is in the building right after this.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning show. Hey is
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry. You know who taught me my ABC's and
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: what it means to be kind Sesame Street Sesame Workshop,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: the nonprofit behind Sesame Street, is still doing that for
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: kids everywhere. Elmo and Cookie Monster are out there teaching kindness,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: empathy and joy. But they need our help to keep
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  Speaker 1: it going. So this holiday season, visit Sesame dot org
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: and donate what you can. Once again, please visit Sesame
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: dot org this holiday season because the world needs Sesame
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: and Sesame needs you. It is time for Steve's favorite segment,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Ask the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve, are we ready
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: for your love questions? And this one is from Corey
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: in Orlando. Corey writes him thirty three and my older
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: brother is thirty seven. He's coming to town for the
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: holidays and he wants to bring female that's not his girlfriend.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I told my parents that they shouldn't allow him to
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: do it, but my dad said it's fine. His girlfriend
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: stuck by his side while he was in law school
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: and helped him out financially. Now that he's passed the bar,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: he's parading around this little white attorney he works with.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Should I confront him? Or avoid family time with him.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Wow, well bruh oh.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: That's you know.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Look man, your brother gets to make the decisions for
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: his life what he want to make. He's bringing somebody
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: else at dinner and it ain't his girlfriend who now.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, okay, sureley, did they say this
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: was for Christmas?
• 23:19
  Speaker 12: For the holidays?
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: Huh?
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: So now let me ask you a question.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: How do you leave your girlfriend at home for the
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: holidays and bring another girl? Have you ever thought, younger brother,
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: that the girlfriend ain't in the picture? No more?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Could that be?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Because when you ain't coming around for the holidays and
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: you bringing one over for the holidays, that's a change.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: You got another problem cause the girl white, that's what
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: because you wrote that in the letter. Yeah, that's what's
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: really wrong. And the sister helped him out. But that
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: don't mean you got you get that. That doesn't mean
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: that don't mean you're gonna make the whole cut, you know.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Now I know he'd be out got Well, that's the
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: one that stuck with you.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: That ain't the one you like. Now the problem is
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: he bringing his white girl over. You got a problem.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: You to know your parents not to let him do that.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: He thirty seven.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Your daddy has said, let him do what he want
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: to do, and brouh, it's your brother's business.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Now I would avoid Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: There you go.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: He heard the song and he's having it. Obviously been
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: dreaming about it, just like the song.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: So now welcome. You know you saw the movie. Guess
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: who's coming to dinner? Well?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Ta want confront his brother or avoid family?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Ain't non confront your brother about what? That's your brother,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: business man? You bring who you want open for holidays?
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Quit tripping? He your brother?
• 24:56
  Speaker 13: All right?
• 24:57
  Speaker 12: Moving on?
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Desan little Rock says, I listened to you guys online
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: and you have said that men and women cannot be
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: best friends unless sex is involved. I want clarification because.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: I've had not what I said, Go ahead, I've.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Had a male best friend for almost ten years, and
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: now that he is divorced, he wants to stay overnight
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: at my house on the weekends. I am not attracted
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: to him at all. Do you think he's trying to
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: sleep with me?
• 25:24
  Speaker 15: What is going on?
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: What you think?
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: What?
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Hell?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: What'd you why?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: He asked to spend a night at your house?
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Ok?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: His hotels? He could stay in his house. Now what
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I did not say is you can't be best friends
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: without sex involved.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I didn't say that.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I said it is hard for a man to be
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: best friends with the woman he's attracted to. Thus, this
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: man is attracted to you, and now that he got
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: a divorced, he don't want to be your friend no more.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: He want to sleep with you, want to slumber part
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: yeah at all? Okay, then now we have a problem.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: But I told you how men are. I didn't tell
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: you how women are. I said, if a man is
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: attracted to you, he will lay and wait till there's
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: a crack in the door. He got a divorce, he
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: thinks that's the crack in the door, and now all
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: of a sudden, y'all friendship, he won't sleep with you
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: now here. That's what I said, and what I stand
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: by what I say, And all these men out here,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: no man, I have very attractive women that I'm not.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but you would if you could.
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: Dog.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: So now listen in that conversation. Next question, Shirley, all right,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I said that I know what I'm talking about.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Money in Greenville says my mother and I have dated
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: the same man in the past, and now he's married
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: to a lady we go to church with.
• 26:55
  Speaker 12: I don't talk to.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: My mother anymore, and I don't fool with this woman.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I want to know why he felt needs cheat on
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: me with my mom and then this older lady at
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: the church. I could see if it was a sugar
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: mama situation, but it wasn't. Why did he feel like
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: she should be a better wife than me?
• 27:11
  Speaker 12: It's eating at me?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: So how do I get closure?
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Wow, you're not gonna get no closure from him. You
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: need closure with yourself. You and your mama dating a
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: man with hoish tendencies. A man with holish tendencies has
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: dated you, your mama and now another woman at the church.
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: What is it?
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: You need closure home? Y'all?
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Was all attracted to a wish man, not a man
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: that took his act somewhere else. He don't want you,
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: and why would you want him? He then slept with
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: your mama and the other woman at the church. And
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I can promise you it's some more.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: He's married at the church. It's okay, it's some more.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: You pull off a stunt like this, it's because you
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: good at it.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: It's some more. Why am I not good enough?
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: You?
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: You dodged a bullet.
• 28:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah, be grateful.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Man, get out, lady, come on, give yourself break.
• 28:10
  Speaker 15: You have your closure.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: He's married?
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: What church?
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Y'all go to.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Man? Great, anybody to the passes office about this?
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: What's happening? He ain't nobody pulled into the office about
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: this one. Right here, y'alln't had no church counseling. Is
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: just popping off passages. Man him how many times he's
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: married him? All right, let's go all right.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Jeanette in Michigan says, I'm fifty seven years young and
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I have a weight loss surgery and I got a
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: nose job. I was dating a man that didn't mind
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: my weight and said he loved my big old nose.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Now that I've healed a bit, I tried to rekindle
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: the flame with him, but he said he's only attracted
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: to big girls. I've done online dating and I had
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: a blind date. But nobody turns me on like my X.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: If it's real love, Why does size matter? Is he
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: making up excuses because he's moved on?
• 29:07
  Speaker 10: Wow?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: He making up excuses because he liked what he liked.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: He like him thick you the lost weight, He like thick,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: big nose women wide No Now you the last weight
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: and got your nose cut down. Now he done went
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: from Dayton Nail Carter to Michael Jackson. He don't want that,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: and she put that nose back on the old that time.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: You know how they put the makeup on your nose
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: to make it look thinner. Yeah, you probably widening that
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: brushstroke out a little bit trying to make your nose
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: look wider.
• 29:49
  Speaker 12: We'll just forget about him. But as long as you
• 29:52
  Speaker 12: feel good about yourself, all.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Right, thank you, Closter, Steve Martin Martin's show Man. Everything
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: you're going through is God preparing you for something you
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: ask for. But he gotta get you, right. You got
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: lessons you got to learn. It's character you have to mold,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: and you got to go through things to have strength.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: You got to go through things to build character because
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: what you're asking God for, he already knows what you
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: need in order to sustain when you get there. So
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: you got to learn all the lessons. And every time
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: you fail, quit looking at it as a failure. Steve
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Harvey Show coming up right after you're.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, all of us here
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: at the Steve Harvey Morning Show, we can hardly wait
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: till till Christmas. Most of us write except for you
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: know who bitter Man slash the Grinch.
• 30:49
  Speaker 12: We call him the Grinch around Christmas.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: J Anthony Brown Steve is here your friend.
• 30:54
  Speaker 15: Now.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: This is his segment.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: He's calling it Evil Things to Do for Chris Smiths.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: Because I don't know why I have been dubbed the
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: evilest one on this show because I'm not.
• 31:07
  Speaker 16: On this Well, you you the only one here. You
• 31:13
  Speaker 16: are not the evilist. You we didn't have evil to.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you brought evil in.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: These are evil things to do over the holidays, by
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: your Tuli James around number one, Get yourself a launch
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: here and go to one of those stores, electronic stores,
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: and just sit outside and watch people try to put
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: a big TV and little.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: That's so much fun. Bring a lunch, just bring won't
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: make you.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the best part went of the guy who works
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: at his sirn gotta go back inside you That that
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: is different.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: What evil things to do for the holidays?
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: Load up four or five baskets load of man gonna
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: shot and just walk out and leave them because you
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: know somebody gonna put that stuff back out.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Leave it at the store.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: You're not buying any of it.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is a real good one. Come out of
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: the store, go to.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Your car, back out, pull back in, back out, pull
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: back in, and then then get out.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Go in and then come back out, back out, pull
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: back in.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Get your friends.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: They got a parking space.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, just to look on not leaving.
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: Out there.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: There's another one. This is so much fun.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Put all your trash in a big box, wrap it
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: up in Christmas paper, put a bow on it, go
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: to the mall, set it on the hood of your car,
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: and just watch people stealing it is so much.
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: I like that.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: To see them drive around like, oh, there's a box
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: on the car, get it, get it. That's a good one. Yeah, him,
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: get on the elevator.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: Wait, you see somebody with a whole lot of packages,
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: and hurry up.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Come on, I got it.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: I'm holding elevator.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: From I got it.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: And when they get there, you let that dough close
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: right in nature. Then you got to yell out.
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: I tried.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I tried the hole, right, do I do? I do
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: that a lot?
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: J on the elevator. I don't ride with nobody. I
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: try to act like I'm trying to Sorry.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Sorry, here's another one, get in line in the Santa Claus,
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: sit on Sanda lamp and.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Hold up the line.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Just pull out a long list, just till the kids
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: get irritated to way they start crying, and then.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I'm way hard.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: I don't want to get a new house. Just as
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: long as you can talk the Santa, the better.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Get you a stuff. This is a good one.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: This is go ahead, get you a stuffed Santa Claus
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: tied to the hood of your car, and then drive
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: around like you hit Santa Claus.
• 34:34
  Speaker 10: That's evil.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: And one of them inflatable Santa Claus and tied to
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: the hood and drive by school.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Kids?
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: This is a real den. It's kind of tricky.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: What is What are we doing here?
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Little things to do over the holidays?
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: Candy Brown, find your ex girlfriend right on the back
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: of her car.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, co hope, here's the kitchen he used to catch?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: What the catch?
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: Two of the whole hoes had been written by paint
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: that will wash off when it rained.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: So in the back of the car, just say, man, Christmas.
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: Ho.
• 35:21
  Speaker 12: You're wrong for that one.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Come up and last, but not leave.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: You know these people associated you gotta go to a
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: Quansa party. Uh huh, dressed like Santa Claus.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Oh my, they gonna lose?
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Are they gonna take mine? Real?
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: Me?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I got a cousin man who celebrates Kwans do not.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: They did not play seriously, Man, I gotta I gotta family. Remember,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: do that too, man, And what you know, I've been
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: trying to be respectful of him, I said, But dog,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 36:06
  Speaker 17: Hey, man, why don't you get back to your African groups?
• 36:08
  Speaker 17: I said, Bro, I'm in touch with my Actually, Chris,
• 36:11
  Speaker 17: I do like Christmas. Yeah, you don't even understand what
• 36:15
  Speaker 17: Christmas is. I might not, but I shure don't understand
• 36:19
  Speaker 17: what quans It is.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: So listen me and you, I said, but just understand, dog,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: my whole life I grew up with Christmas.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: I just under like it. I ain't finished. Stop. Yeah,
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: and when you should stop, every black person should stop. No, Dog,
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: that's a hard seal.
• 36:36
  Speaker 11: I can't celebrate a holiday the same age as me.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Christmas way older than me.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: And Kwan have both got his.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: How long is kwans is it? It's a certain amount
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: of days.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Say yeah, it's cool for the people that do it, man,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: But they be on such an angle.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Man for you not joining in well, for those of
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: you who celebrate Kwansa, Happy Kwansay. For those of you, yeah,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: celebrate Christmas, Merry Christmas, and.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: For everybody to celebrate Happy Honkah, just happy holiday. Yeah
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: yeah to everybody out there.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Do you and I do want to see Santa Claus
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: go to this, to this kwans A party.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show.
• 37:28
  Speaker 13: Hey, it's Tommy and this season. Fill your home with
• 37:31
  Speaker 13: more than decorations. Fill it with festive playlists, nosalogic films
• 37:35
  Speaker 13: and classic games that.
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  Speaker 3: Bring everyone together.
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  Speaker 13: It plays in every room. Fred joy that lasts long
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• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Once again, that's Sonos dot com.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: It is time now for around it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 12: Would you rather?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Would you rather be Sanna in the Christmas Musical? Or
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: would you rather be the elf or an elf? Which one?
• 38:10
  Speaker 15: I know, Tommy, I know, I know so repetitious.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna step aside on this and play out.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Well, no, no, Santa or an elf? That's it? Which one.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: We already know?
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: I can't be there. You could be they got some
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: big health you could.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I know him.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Let's just leave us with alone.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: YEA was simply the what why would you want to
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: be a shoticize? I just understand that. Let's just leave
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: you that next warship?
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have three cars that are nice or
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: one high end luxury car?
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Three?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: What three cars that are nice?
• 39:22
  Speaker 15: Nice?
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Okay? Give me an example, like three nice cars would.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Be what call it a Lamborghini, Ferrari, Bugatti. Do you understand?
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Do you understand the question?
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, a very nice cars?
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: No, or one high end luxury car.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: So if you got a Lamborghini or Baghetti and Ferra,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: then what is your luxury coffee?
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: A nice car is like a Lexus or you know.
• 40:00
  Speaker 14: Okay, so something like that, something like that, Okay, all
• 40:04
  Speaker 14: rolls roys, Yeah, well that's luxury.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: So I'm just saying so if you want, like you
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: want to range Rover, No, that's electrical that you want
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: to Prius?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: You want to Kia okay till we need God?
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or you get rolls Roy.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Three.
• 40:26
  Speaker 12: Three of those are one rolls.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: I'd love to see you in the prius s though.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: You make good money to see that.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: All Right, man, I'm gonna do that when I get
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: back home. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go on
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: a regular tour and just take pictures.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: A bunch of regular driver. You have to drive it yourself.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Pull at the light. I'm gonna pull out the light
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: and speak to people.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: He's just falling off, all right, would you? Oh shoot,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't get to this one. All right, that's today's roundup,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: would you rather? Good morning?
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: This is your girl, Carla Ferrell. This is the season forgiving,
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: sharing and celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior,
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: Jesus Christ. Merry Christmas from all of us here at
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 41:28
  Speaker 11: Okay, Timmy, okay, what's on your mind today? What are
• 41:31
  Speaker 11: you thinking that?
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 41:33
  Speaker 13: I rarely buy anybody from the radio show, you know
• 41:37
  Speaker 13: this radio family. I rarely buy you all anything for Christmas?
• 41:42
  Speaker 13: So this, you know, I thought about it. I said,
• 41:45
  Speaker 13: you know what, I'm gonna buy unk some you know
• 41:47
  Speaker 13: somebody's got everything.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: What can I get in?
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: You know, maybe I get you on your something, you know,
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: some for the fellas, So y'all, y'all let me know.
• 41:55
  Speaker 13: So I looked high and low trying to figure out
• 41:57
  Speaker 13: what I want to get y'all, and and I wanted
• 42:00
  Speaker 13: to get you something that you never had before.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: So they just are now coming out.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not buying on fence, John done to tell you, boy, Yeah,
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: that's a hard quit asking about this fence.
• 42:16
  Speaker 13: So I thought, I thought about a long long time.
• 42:19
  Speaker 13: I really, and y'all tell me what y'all think they
• 42:22
  Speaker 13: got now. I just came out. I don't know how much.
• 42:25
  Speaker 13: Its cause pretty luche ripping money, but they got female robots,
• 42:31
  Speaker 13: and I wanted to get y'all one. Now you can
• 42:34
  Speaker 13: program and have whatever you want. So I wanted to
• 42:36
  Speaker 13: make sure before I go out and buy y'all a
• 42:39
  Speaker 13: robot a piece, how you want to program? What what
• 42:43
  Speaker 13: you wanted to do, so I can make sure I
• 42:45
  Speaker 13: get you something special, something different, and you'll ride a robot.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: And gonna bring in my house. You get a program,
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: do everything Margie tell it to do, because it can't
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: be nothing in here listening to me, that's female. So
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: I'm just letting you know that right now. But you're
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: not finna do was in my marriage?
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah? What you're finnah do.
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: Not?
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: These robots they look like real authentic dog they look
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: like real people.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: It's yeah, hell no, it's one of them.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Hell so you're gonna buy your uncle and Junior a robot?
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Now Junior, what would you like your robot to do?
• 43:25
  Speaker 11: Can't they build a fence?
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 43:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: You know he Junior man, you real hard to talk
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: to you mans for a fence and election in your neighborhood.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Won't you do a go fund you or something?
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Don't you a home like you don't have the money
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: by yourself?
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: And what you buy the house? Fault?
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 43:53
  Speaker 11: Clearly I need somewhere to stay.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: But you you ain't think the way you need to
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: stay and needed a fence?
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: They say houses with fences.
• 44:00
  Speaker 11: Oh oh okay, I ain't think that far You want
• 44:02
  Speaker 11: me to think that far ahead.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: I ain't think anymore. No, obviously not. Now why would
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: you think that far ahead?
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Why would you exactly?
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Why would I?
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: So?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Junior wants a fence. He doesn't want the robots.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I don't want this robot. I'm not buying
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: no fens. Call Christ Tommy.
• 44:22
  Speaker 13: You know what here I'm gonna get you man, I'm
• 44:23
  Speaker 13: gonna get you some of the yellow police tape. And
• 44:25
  Speaker 13: you just stretched around there on your boundary. How about
• 44:28
  Speaker 13: that crime scene tape.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a start, that's a fence because everybody's scared
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: to cross that, so we couldn't.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: And what they did over there? Wonder what happened down
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: there to do? Yeah? He ain't nobody going over there.
• 44:51
  Speaker 11: Matter fact, I'm having a holiday party, Uncle Steve and
• 44:54
  Speaker 11: Tommy y'all need it.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: And car y'all can come to the holiday party.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I'm having.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: The holidays. Bet the holiday party better not be in
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: the backyard.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Can you mess around? Be over any of the other
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: people's Hey, are you gonna come? Are you'all gonna come? Please?
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, I ain't coming to your house? What bring something?
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: What you always bring something to the person that the
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: host of the party.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: What you do that though?
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Not to come over your house and bring nothing? You
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: can't have O can't afford to have me over there?
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Don't have care? No, I got to bring my own
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: plate of food. And all this. That's what it sounds like.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: You gotta bring your own fish.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: He so, Judie, if you got somebody gonna cook, what
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: I'm asking a chef, what do you want us to bring?
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: If you got chef named Tony, he just cooked.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: He just throw stuff together.
• 45:54
  Speaker 10: He took it.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Though, I'm not driving over your house for no, forget it.
• 46:02
  Speaker 11: Will please come on?
• 46:03
  Speaker 10: Please?
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Can I tell everybody I know you the specialty hell sandwiches.
• 46:08
  Speaker 13: We might well go to Mississippi Monica House for some camfie.
• 46:11
  Speaker 13: She knows how to try to cap I.
• 46:12
  Speaker 11: Know, go coming at forty three minutes after the hour,
• 46:17
  Speaker 11: it's the prank phone call.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: it's my Strawberry letter for today.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: The subject is.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Trapped under his bed.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Girl, I've been there, though I'm talking about it.
• 46:40
  Speaker 13: I didn't been there about Oh, I didn't done about
• 46:43
  Speaker 13: two and a half.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Hours under the beach. Oh my gosh, I didn't done
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: about two and a half out.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Into the strawberry letter.
• 46:50
  Speaker 12: Uh, just a little bit right now, longer.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Than that day long, all night.
• 46:57
  Speaker 16: Yes, when you come back.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Who is this snooring? I can't hear somebody's snowing?
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: But but me and you?
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: What is dad?
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: Right now?
• 47:12
  Speaker 12: The nephew is here with today's bring phone call? What
• 47:14
  Speaker 12: you got for his nap?
• 47:16
  Speaker 13: Getting count of rough up in here on this one, Sharon,
• 47:18
  Speaker 13: that's right here on the Yeah, that's gonna be tight
• 47:21
  Speaker 13: right here. You sent my wife pictures? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 47:28
  Speaker 13: I seen, I seen you sent my wife pitches.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, uh.
• 47:34
  Speaker 13: We gonna get to the bottom of this yere cat
• 47:35
  Speaker 13: dog if you would you sent my wife pictures.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 47:42
  Speaker 13: MAT's speak of trouble. Hey man, you've been sending pictures
• 47:46
  Speaker 13: of are your stomach to my wife?
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Phone?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Hey?
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 47:50
  Speaker 13: Have you been sending pictures of your muscles on your
• 47:54
  Speaker 13: stomach to my wife?
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Phone?
• 47:57
  Speaker 13: This fish right here is who? This fisher man? My
• 48:02
  Speaker 13: name is Fisher, but they call me fish. What I
• 48:04
  Speaker 13: want to know from you?
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Have you been sending pictures of your stomach to my wife? Phone?
• 48:09
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know Dad, you're talking about plate boy. Don't
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: calling me with this about am I If I pictures
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: ain't none of yours?
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: It is my business. That's my wife. Then you say this.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: You doing, You must ain't got you must ain't ripped
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: up like me or something you worried about it sis
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: this summer? Hey, man, get you some bitiness. Don't talk.
• 48:31
  Speaker 13: I got some business. My business is my wife. Man,
• 48:34
  Speaker 13: And if you say it, let me tell you something.
• 48:37
  Speaker 13: I'm gonna tell you right now.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: I want to find you.
• 48:40
  Speaker 13: If the same muscles that's on her phone is up
• 48:44
  Speaker 13: underneath your shirt, I'm whooping.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: Your I ain't hard to find, play boy, you can
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: find me. And if I am fitting to your wife,
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: she must like it. Plate boy, Hey man, he let
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: me tell you.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: No, you've been disrespectful, is what you're doing. You understand
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: you've been.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: You've been a little calling me on the phone. Which
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: you better check somebody else about this here, for I
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: had your wife rupping on my stomach.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Hey man, who you hey?
• 49:09
  Speaker 7: See?
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Who you calling up?
• 49:10
  Speaker 10: Man?
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Who do you think you are?
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Hey?
• 49:13
  Speaker 7: Hey?
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Who you think you talk? Let me tell you something?
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, tell us take time my phone about a picture?
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: That's who talk to?
• 49:21
  Speaker 13: Because them? If I find out them your muscle on.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: My what what?
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: Obviously you found my phone number, so I guess you
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: can find me. Oh boy, hey, you know how about
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: this here?
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Where are you?
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Let's get'm hey, ask your wife where I'm at?
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: Where she at?
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: My wife is at work right now, if you think so.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: How you think she got the fish on? Boy?
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: Hey man, I tell you what when I find when
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: I find.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: You the little bit, ask your wife where I'm at. Yeah,
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: that was the new boy calling me.
• 49:52
  Speaker 7: Just open.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Oh it's security. You must not be ripped up like me.
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: He man, Hey, hey, hey, I.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Got I've got muscles on my stomach.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: I got right now to get these. Get this stummer
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: right for your wife.
• 50:06
  Speaker 13: Hey man, let me tell you something. Man, that's all right,
• 50:08
  Speaker 13: that's all right. How about this here? I know who
• 50:11
  Speaker 13: your wife feels now, that's all right.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: I know who she in here too.
• 50:14
  Speaker 13: Okay, Well that's all right, and I'll be calling her.
• 50:17
  Speaker 13: I'm calling her, letting her know what's going on.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Take this out. She liked my stommer too, Yeah, yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 7: You like that.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: No, No, I'll tell you what. I tell you what.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: She gonna like it. When I get to hugle, I'm
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: gonna let your wife know what's going on around here.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: Say man, you don't know nothing about my wife. My
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: wife and your wife might be rubbing together home white.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: You don't know nothing about my business.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Hey, man, you ain't finna be disrespectful to me.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Man, I done told you once come see me.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: On what I will see.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: I already asked you once. Where are you?
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna raise up my shirt so you can see
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: this ripped up six facts that your wife like.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, okay, okay, it's just a matter of time.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: Then you better go check your wife and don't be
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: calling across man.
• 51:01
  Speaker 13: Okay, Well, I tell you what. I'm gonna call a Yanna.
• 51:03
  Speaker 13: That's that's what I'm going to call a Yana. Baby.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Say what yeah, yeah, and slows you down name. Yeah,
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: I'm calling your wife.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Call up here. We can get it on the three
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: ways and then and then I call your wife and
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: get on my way.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: What I need is tell me whatever you want to
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: tell me play for. I'm telling you right now, Pump
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: where you Atwny.
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: Fuller going home?
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Boy, that's where I'm at. Now, you got my wife name.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: I want to know your name. They call your fish
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: or chicken or where they call you. You can meet
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: me wherever you want to on boy, and we can
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: say this ain't no big steel to me. I deal
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: with pup like you with every taste.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, not a problem, not a problem. I'll be right.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: How long you gonna be that?
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be that to your pump? Get okay, you look.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: I want you to take my name down so you'll
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: know who you're waiting on.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: You got your h You said your name was kicking
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: or something.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Do you have a pin?
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: I need no pin?
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: Punk?
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Do you want to know who this is?
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: You gonna tell me who you was? Homeboy?
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: I ain't told you my full name, chump.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: I don't need to know your name. You got my number?
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Calling about a chattoo of stomach or something.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: It's muscles, it's muscles of your stomach. On my wife, thump?
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: Did you pictures?
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: How many sit ups do you be doing?
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Did you look at the other pictures?
• 52:31
  Speaker 10: What other?
• 52:31
  Speaker 13: Well? Okay, hey, hey man, hey man, I'm not finna
• 52:34
  Speaker 13: be playing with you about my wife.
• 52:35
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: I ain't playable too, I'm play with you.
• 52:37
  Speaker 13: Why okay, Okay, I'm gonna tell you something about your wife.
• 52:41
  Speaker 13: I'm gonna tell you something about your wife.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: That you don't know.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: If I don't know it, don't nobody else know it?
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: I know it?
• 52:46
  Speaker 13: Me and her know it when I just got off
• 52:49
  Speaker 13: the phone with her. You want to know you want
• 52:51
  Speaker 13: me tell you what your wife told me?
• 52:52
  Speaker 7: What? Man?
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Say what you have to say?
• 52:54
  Speaker 13: I'm gonna say this right here. I'm gonna say this punk.
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  Speaker 13: This his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 13: Your wife or Yanna got me the prank phone? Your
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  Speaker 13: ignorant man?
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  Speaker 2: How stupid are you? Hello?
• 53:14
  Speaker 13: This nephew Tommy man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:17
  Speaker 13: Your wife got me the prank phone call?
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  Speaker 7: You do you?
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  Speaker 3: You you are more ignorant than me?
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  Speaker 7: That help for the.
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  Speaker 4: Way this?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, boy, God, hey trouble. I got to ask you
• 53:39
  Speaker 13: this bag, answer this question for me. What is What
• 53:42
  Speaker 13: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
• 53:45
  Speaker 13: in the lag the only one.
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  Speaker 4: With nephew to one that imagine? Boy, I'll tell you that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, I ain't trail man. You be easy, man,
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  Speaker 2: go light on.
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  Speaker 4: The yann all right, I'm as we will tell Steve
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  Speaker 4: harm I say what.
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  Speaker 2: Wow Tommy, But let me tell you from the get go,
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  Speaker 2: wasn't no, denied, Just what you want to do?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, boy, oh man, what your name is? What do
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  Speaker 3: you call it?
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  Speaker 9: Fish? Chicken?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Tell you he was about it from the get wasn't no, no, man,
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  Speaker 2: I ain't sending nobody nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I don't send nobody. No, y'all said it?
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  Speaker 2: What about it?
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  Speaker 7: Tell me?
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  Speaker 3: You said, man? How many sit ups you be doing?
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  Speaker 10: Ask your why?
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Oh man?
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, coming up next, strawberry that are subject
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  Speaker 1: After all right, guys, time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thanking nefew subjects trapped under his bed. This
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  Speaker 1: is crazy, Dear Steve and Shirley. I really need some advice.
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  Speaker 1: I met this man that is ten years older than
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: I am, and I really like him a lot. He's
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: still married, but he and his wife are living as
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: roommates and he does not sleep with her anymore. I
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: have gone to his house many nights and would leave
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: before his wife and kids wake up. When he takes
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: me out, we only go to the casino because I'm
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: his lucky charm and he always wins big when I'm
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: with him. I would love to have a nice dinner
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: with him in town, but he's not that type of man.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: The way he talks to me makes me feel like
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: the luckiest female in the world. He is a passionate
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: love maker, and he takes his time with attention to
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: every little detail. He's got me wrapped around his little finger,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: and he knows it. I need to know that he
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: feels the same way about me. I was at his
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: house one night about two months ago, and his wife
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: got up in the middle of the night and started
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: calling his name.
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  Speaker 12: He told me to get under the bed, and I did.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: She walked in and told him she was having trouble
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: sleeping and wanted to lay with him for a few minutes.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: He told her no because he had an early morning
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: and he needed his rest. She got in the bed anyway,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: and she got on top of him and started kissing him.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: She could see he was already in the mood, and
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: that was for me, not her. I got him in
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: the mood and she finished the job for me. Soon
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: after they finished, she fell asleep, so he woke her
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: up and told her to get out. She laughed and
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: told him he could never resist her. I got from
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: under the bed, and he kept on apologizing. I was
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: a nervous wreck. I had to hear my man being
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: taken advantage of, and I hated that he could.
• 58:46
  Speaker 12: Live with me.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: But he said he is staying there for his kids.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Is he really staying for her?
• 58:53
  Speaker 10: Wow?
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, to this, I just say, come on, you cannot
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: be this slow. You cannot. I mean, you heard it
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: with your own ears. No matter who initiated it, they're
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: still having sex. They are still having sex. So yes,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: he's staying for her, just like he told you, and
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: the kids because they're married and that's his family. That's
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: why he's still there. He's just cheating on them with you.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: You're the side piece. He's not your man. He has
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: a wife who gets in his bed while you have
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: to hide under the bed. Okay, how does this sound?
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: You are worried about the wrong things. You're worried about
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: him taking you to the casino because you're his lucky charm.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: You want him to take you to dinner instead, But
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: you said he's not that type of man. What you
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: should be worried about is your luck running out and
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: his wife finding you in her house. You know, on
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: one of those many many times you said you've been there,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: take my advice. Stop being this man's little plaything, because
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: that's all you are. You got to break it off
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: with him because he's not going to ever leave his wife,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: and you'll be forever on to the bed when she
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: comes in the bedroom. Steve, this is.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: This just flat out ridiculous. This is really really close
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: to one of the dumbest letters I've had. This lady said,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: I really need some advice. I met this man that's
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: ten years older than I am, and I really like
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: him a lot. Okay, no problem, he's still married. Okay,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: here we go, here we go. But he and his
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: wife are living in his roommate and he does not
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: sleep with her anymore.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Who told you that?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: He told you that, He told you they still live together,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: but they not sleeping together anymore.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: I have gone to his house many nights and would
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: leave before his wife and kids wake up. What wait
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: a minute, you got to be something's really really you're demented,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: something's really really wrong with you. First of all, he
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: told you he's still married, but they don't sleep together.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: They're just roommates. And you've been to his house many
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: nights and would leave before his wife and kids wake up.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: So you mean your stupid to lencious man sneak you
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: in the house like y'all kids do you, and then
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: you get up and leave before the wife and the.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: Kids wake up.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: And then when he takes me out, we only go
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: to the casino because I'm his lucky charm and he
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: always wins big when I'm with him. Now, you go
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: to the casino with a man because he don't have
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: to be saying he was just with you. Because he
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: at the casino, you can sit in the chair next
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: to him. Y'all could be at the table side by side,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: and he can say, y'all was never together. That's why
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: you don't go nowhere but the casino. Then you said,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: I would love to have a nice dinner with him
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: in town, but DNC, y'all would be together. So you're
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: not finna have no dinners with him in town, but
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: he's not that type of man. The way he talks
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: to me makes me feel like the luckiest female in
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: the world. Hey, come on over to my house. Everybody's sleep.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do you. But then before they wake up,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna needs you to get out.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: And then hey, I want you to come down to
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: the casino with me because you my lucky charm and
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: I win be but we can't ever be seen nowhere
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: having no dinner together. And then right after that, you said,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: the way he talks to me makes me feel like
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: the luckiest female in the world.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: You stupid Steve.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Hold on, Hold on all right? Well that part two
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: the Our Strawberry Letters subject for today trapped under under
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  Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's very intelligent
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  Speaker 1: strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 12: It's called the subject trapped under his bed.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: This lady mitts married man that ben't told her that
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: he don't have a relationship with his wife. He just
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: lived as roommates in the house, and he don't sleep
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: with her anymore. And so she done decided. She goes
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: over this man's house many nights and would leave before
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: his wife and kids wake up. I ain't never seen
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: I ain't never heard of this before. Then when he
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: takes me out, we only go to the casino because
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: I'm as lucky charming. He always wins big when I'm
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: with him. Then, she said, I love to have a
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: nice dinner with him. That's not gonna happen because then
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: it look like y'all together. You can go to the
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: casino and it don't look like y'all together, she said,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: But he's not that type of man, meaning you know
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: what She means by that she would never be seen
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: with me out having dinner. Let people know he's married,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: because he not that type of man. Oh, but he
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: is the type man would bring you over to the
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: house and screw you while the wife and.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 16: Kids are sleeping.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm just reading how good of a person
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: this dude really is. But he is that type man.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: The way he talks about me feels the luckiest woman
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: in the female in Well, he's a passionate love maker
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: and he takes his time with attention to every little detail.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: Well, that's caused everybody's sleep. And then.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just cast everybody's sleep when they wake up,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: that old attention to detail or gonna go out to
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: you when matter of fact, they'll bit laid on. In
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: the letter you finish find out about that. He got
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: me wrapped around his finger, and he knows it. I
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: know that he feels the same way about me, and
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: I need to know. I need to know that he
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: feels the same way about me. I was at his
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: house one night about two months ago, and his wife
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: got up in the middle of the night and started
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: calling his name. He told me to get under the
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: bed and I did what you know what, you asked
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: me to go stand in the closet. You can try
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: to hide me behind them drapes. But what I'm not
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: finna do is get up under this bed and get
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: shot at the top of my head. That ain't what
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: I'm finna do. So anyway, he told me to get
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: under the bed, and I did. She walked in and
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: told him she was having trouble sleeping and wanted to
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: lay with him for a few minutes. He told her no,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: because he got an early morning and he needed his rest.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: She got into bed anyway, you know how, because that's
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: her house and it's her husband. She got into bed anyway,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: and she got on top of him and started kissing him.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: She could see he was already in the mood. And
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: that was for me, not hurt Lady Lady six. It's
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: her husband, she is his wife. You in her house
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: and now you under her bed.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: Child, I can why did you write us.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 12: Exactly?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: So I got him in the mood and she could
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: see he was already mood. That was for me, not her.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: I get him. I got him in the mood, and
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: she finished a job for me.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: Soon after they finished, she fell asleep, so he woke
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: up and told her to get out. She laughed and
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: told him he could never resist her. You know what,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: because she's proven it before. That ain't the first time
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: she'd have been in the room, and that ain't the
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: first time that didn't happen. Man, Okay, She laughed and
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: told him he could never resist her. I got from
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: under the bed. This is so stupid. I got from
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: under the bed. And he kept on apologizing. He keep
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: on doing a lot of stuff, cause when the wife
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: got on top of him, he kept on doing that too.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: And when she started kissing, he kept on doing that,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: and he kept on apologizing. I was a nervous wreck.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: You better what I had to hear my man being
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: taken advantage of Wait a minue, hold up, this is me, lady.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you if you understand how sex
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: really working, you you can't take advantage of man. A
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: man has to be in a certain shall we say,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: frame of mind.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on now in order to.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Right but he see it don't just happen.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: He had to get ready for that, and you got
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: him ready, yes you did, And then she finished the job.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: What should.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: We really really don't talk to under the bed people.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: We really don't.
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  Speaker 2: And lately I don't know if you understand the position
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: you are currently in. I would think that when he
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: forced you to get under the bed and you had
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: to listen to them have sex, that you would know
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: that you ain't the most important woman in the world.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, I thought that.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: You might know that he got you hid and tucked away.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Literally Now.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: He could live with me. But he said he's staying
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: there for the kids. Is he really staying for her?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: Listen to me. If he showed you who he was
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: staying for.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: The kids didn't come in there and climb in the
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: bed and say they couldn't get no sleep.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 8: She did.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: He ain't staying there for the kids.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: The kids sleep all night long.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: By the fact they don't get up to go to
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: the bathroom, they.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Being the bad and give him out from under that bed,
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  Speaker 2: I overpay myself. Lord, don't let me be the banker
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  Speaker 2: because oh dog, I licked my fingers. I take two
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: to five hundreds out. Yeah, my bank be na.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Who on the show most likely to go vegan and
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: give up? Who on the show is most likely to
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: go vegan and give up?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Monica caller Monica and Carler, we ain't leaving this meat?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 12: Who on the show is most likely to have sex outside.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 13: Yeah day, I'm talking about going out there this evening.
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  Speaker 1: Who on the show is most likely to get a
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: tattoo while drunk?
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  Speaker 13: Mm hmmm, I can't get it while you're drunk, now,
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  Speaker 13: that's the last things to most people do that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I ain't never been drunk, so once again, Tommy,
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  Speaker 2: don't drink no more, y'all. My nephew really changed his
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: life a lot. He don't drink no more, but he
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: got tattooed though.
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  Speaker 1: Sleeve.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: I ain't want to drunk. All got a tattoo?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: We want the show is most likely to help you
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: get over a breakup. That's hanging their dog, cry.
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  Speaker 3: Work hard love. I tried to tell you not to
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: be with it the first place.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 12: You Who on the show is most likely to get
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 12: caught cheating?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: Mmmm, well, well that's a horrible because Monica my.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: Blame it on the single person.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: Manaha.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say I've probably done it most of
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: it than anybody. But the most likely to get busty
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: would be Junior. If he ever did it, he'd be
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: in there talking and saying the wrong stuff, so I
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: think he would be the most likely.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: That's who on the show. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, this is from TC
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: from North Carolina. TC says, I am an events planner.
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  Speaker 1: I have collected a lot of free gifts trade shows
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: that I've attended, and from swag bags at events. This
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: stuff is sitting in my garage and it's great stuff.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: But I don't need it. It's too good to throw
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  Speaker 1: away or donate to goodwill. So I want to regive
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: them to my family, friends and co workers. What's the
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: rule if I do? Do I tell them it's something
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: I got and they'll need or yall? Don't say anything?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: Fail, no, spit my heart earned money? Thought about you?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: What mine?
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  Speaker 12: That's what you say when you give it to them, that.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: You earned everything in the garage him, I gave you nothing. Hell,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: I ain't telling nobody look.
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  Speaker 3: What I got.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, this is nice.
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  Speaker 3: I know what it is.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve.
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  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 12: So you're not saying anything?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 12: Especially if this stuff is nice, why not.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: Well have you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: You can regive gift cards, right like somebody give you
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 13: a gift card.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: You can just keep the past.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: That ain't nothing wrong.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 7: With that.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that looked real good going up there with
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: the little timmy on the back of your car.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: But if you don't, yeah, you already wrote the names. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was to and from.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know nobody giving away, no gift card.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: What do you mean.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: I ain't. I ain't never seen nobody regift money.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 14: Oh and that's not a bad gift because you could
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 14: use it, right, gift card?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people give me stuff all the time. I ain't
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: carrying this stuff nowhere here.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 15: You can have it.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Have you done it here?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, you know, people come by to a party or
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 13: something they bring oh nasty, raggedy bottle of wine. You
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 13: just okay, we're gonna get We're gonna take that to
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 13: the next house we can go to. We're gonna keep
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 13: this moving.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 12: What about you, Junior?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, back up. I've been to this house
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: several times.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: And yeah, well yeah, well you.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: Know somebody else got it.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you know it's a possibility. You know what,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: just seve dollars for the last bottle of wine.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: I get the miles this, thank.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: You, thank you for him.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 12: So what about you, Junior?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Have you regifted No?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 11: I don't even go back gifts when I come to
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 11: your party, I just said, I am the gift here.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: I'm here.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 6: That's to a party empty handed. You're supposed to bring
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: the whole stuff.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: They didn't put that on the invitation. They did come
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: at five thirty. I'm here.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: They told me.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 12: They should have said bring gifts.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: Please said, I know, good.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: Here what I ain't bringing nothing to your house. If
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: I come to your part, all these pictures I'm gonna
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: have to take.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you are the gifts.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, it's like it's a whole other thing for me.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: When are you going to have another Christmas party for us?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: For your staff?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: At least we come on.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 13: We've done that since New York. And when we did,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 13: Daddy put our about two hours in in the middle. Well,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 13: you know, we could do a zoom party, but we.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: You know, covidoom. Yeah, y'all want to do it because
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: we can't.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: We can't handle we have an in person Christmas party.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: It calls the COVID.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: That's what he's saying.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: Gives this year? Do we get gifts?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: What you get us?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: What you get us for Christmas this year?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Christmas bonuses?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: Anything really really asking that question.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Christmas bonus.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you're mad because you didn't ask it first, because normally.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: I'm not bad. No, No, that's cool to ask.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 6: Why are you looking at your phone when we're asking
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: you about our Christmas bonuses?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: I might as well?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Why that's all right?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: You know you ain't getting nothing, you know, covid, covid, covid. Yeah,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: gifts this year. Radio was struggled this year, past year.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 12: Show right after this.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: What's good is Chris Brownan.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 11: I want to just say happy holidays from my family
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 11: to yours and Steve Harvey want to.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Show you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: we know that it's the most wonderful time of the year.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: As the song says, or isn't what? What do you
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: really dislike about this time of year?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: Gifts?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: I hate?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's not the gifts, it's the mall.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: The mall you hate gifts the mall, it's all the
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: shop going into.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 12: You don't like.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: It's too crowded, it's dangerous, it's crowded.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: You gotta be alert on everything.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: It's just a lot of going.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: It's in your car.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 13: Then when Amazon come, you got to wait on your package.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 13: They're gonna steal let off the front stuff. You got
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 13: to stand outside the porch pirates.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean, we definitely live in a different world.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: Now, that's not my problem.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: What's your problem?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: Driveway courier.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 11: I'm pushing so many wheelchairs up on Christmas Day that
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 11: all these old people come.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: I got to go out here and get them up.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: To the driveway.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 11: Wheelchair couriers, Junior, go out there and get your benny.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 18: God, that driveway. I can't keep calling out here. That's
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 18: my problem.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 11: All at you gotta put up the driveway, give the garage.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: They got to stay. Go back down there.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: Get uncle June.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: Is he coming?
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 10: Eat?
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: Didn't mail mail?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 11: And on a k I gotta hold him by his
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 11: should master hope me.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: I'm family, all right, Julie. Well, happy holidays everybody.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 12: I'm calling up him.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Thirty three minutes after tears, We're.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 12: Going to play around.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: Would you rather?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: It's the most wonderful and stressful time of year. From
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: Airport trips to noisy malls. This is when your family
• 1:20:35
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  Speaker 1: giving holiday harmony. It is time now for a round
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: it would you rather? Would you rather be Sanna in
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: the Christmas Musical? Or would you rather be the elf
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: or an elf?
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 15: Which one? I know, Tommy, I know, I know so repetitious.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna step aside on this.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Well, no, no Santa or an Elf? That's it?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 7: Which one?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: Tom we already know. I can't be there. You could
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: be they got some big.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 7: I know him.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: Let's just leave us with alone. YEA was simply that, what.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: Why would you want to be a short size?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: I just you understand that. Let's just leave you that
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: next war.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 10: Shore all right?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: Have would you rather have three cars that are nice
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: or one high end luxury car?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: For real?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: What three cars that are nice?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 15: Nice?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: Okay? Give me an example, like three nice cars.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: Called a Lamborghini, Ferrari, Bugatti. Do you understand.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Surely do you understand the question?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 10: Yes?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Very nice cars?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: Or one high end luxury car.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: So if you got a Lamborghini or Baghetti and Ferra,
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: then what is your luxury coffee?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 15: I don't know.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: A nice car is like a Lexus or you know.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 14: Okay, so something like that, something like that, Okay, all
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 14: a Rolls Roy Yeah, well that's luxury.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I'm just saying, so if you want, like
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: you want to Range Rover, No, that's a luxury car.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: You want to Prius, You want to Kia okay, we
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: need to god yeah yeah, or you get Rolls Roy.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 12: Three three of those are one rolls.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 13: I'd love to see you in the Prius though.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Money to see that.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: All right, man, I'm gonna do that when I get
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: back home. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go on
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: a regular tour and just take pictures a bunch of regular.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: Have a driver.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 12: You have to drive it yourself.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: At the light, I'm gonna put out the light and
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: speak to people.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: He's just falling off, all right, would you? Oh shoot,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't get to this one. All right, that's today's
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: round of would you rather? Coming up at forty nine
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: minutes after. Steve will close out the show right after this,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Good morning everyone to show on to Adams. Have a
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: happy and safe holiday season. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:24:21
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• 1:24:22
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• 1:24:26
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