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FU Friday: Opie Can’t Be Bothered by Erik’s Crippling Alcoholism

Opie spends the morning detonating from sugar-free “dog-shit” strawberry ice cream, turns the neighborhood into white-trash beach paradise with an above-ground cable snake through his neighbor’s tomatoes, completely ignores Erik Marino’s heartfelt sobriety breakdown to schedule the Spectrum guy, then the boys free-associate through Matthew Broderick’s bicycle, AI Chuck Norris selling chicken fingers, banana-hammock confidence, Coney Island street vendors, NYC pet-owner cruelty, Mrs. Met’s Hall of Fame grift, tip-begging car-wash robots, and a full-shirtless spiral that somehow ends with Sweet…

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