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Happy Thanksgiving, Don't Say That, Lost AF, T-Day Do's and Don'ts and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in the coves through good it listening
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  Speaker 1: to the other for st Please, I don't join joining me.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn you, You gotta turn anyone to turn
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  Speaker 1: out turn You got to turn them out to turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water? Got me? Come come on your thing? Huh,
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  Speaker 1: I shall will, I'll get wrong and everybody y'all listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, come on dig me now, one and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show today, folks. I
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  Speaker 1: just want to dive right in because I think I
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  Speaker 1: got it here it is. Did you know that there
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  Speaker 1: is a life for you that's greater than you could
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  Speaker 1: have ever dreamed of? Did you know that there's a
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  Speaker 1: life for you better than the one you've ever felt before?
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  Speaker 1: And did you know that there was a life for
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  Speaker 1: you much bigger than the one you wanted? And lastly,
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  Speaker 1: did you know that what I just said it's true?
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that? Did you know that the things
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  Speaker 1: I just said are available to you? It's not just
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  Speaker 1: intended for those who receive awards, It's for everybody. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you two. It's for you who didn't get your high
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  Speaker 1: school diploma. It's for you who are incarcerated. It's for
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  Speaker 1: you who have two strikes. It's for you who've been
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  Speaker 1: sentenced to life. It's for you who've gotten out and
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  Speaker 1: have a felony record and can't seem to get it together.
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  Speaker 1: It's for you who have an illness. It's for you
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  Speaker 1: who the doctors have given up on. It's for you.
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  Speaker 1: This life I'm talking about, it's for you. Did you
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  Speaker 1: know that there's a life for you better than the
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  Speaker 1: one you dreamed about, better than the one you've imagined,
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  Speaker 1: a life better than the one you thought of, That
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  Speaker 1: there's a life for you better than the one you've
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  Speaker 1: ever felt before. There's a life for you better than
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  Speaker 1: the one you saw for yourself. There's a better life
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  Speaker 1: for you than the one you expected and even the
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  Speaker 1: one you wanted. Did you know that this is true
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  Speaker 1: for you? See, here's let me give you the secret
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  Speaker 1: to this thing. Now you have to believe that it
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  Speaker 1: is for you. Now, you got to fight through the doubts.
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  Speaker 1: You got to fight through the wheel of satan. Because
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  Speaker 1: the devil is busy man. The devil wants you to
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  Speaker 1: think that is hopeless. The devil wants you to think
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  Speaker 1: that this is it. The devil wants you to think
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  Speaker 1: that ain't no more to it. The devil wants you
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  Speaker 1: to think that this applies to other people. But you, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you've been dealt the worst hand of them all, which
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  Speaker 1: you ain't. But that's what the devil wants you to think.
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  Speaker 1: So you gotta fight through. Now. You gotta fight through
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  Speaker 1: to get to what I just said is available for you.
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  Speaker 1: But what else you got to do? You ain't doing
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  Speaker 1: nothing else, might as well fight? Why just wake up
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  Speaker 1: and just let it be? Why would you wake up
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  Speaker 1: every day and just exist when there's a chance for
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  Speaker 1: you to actually live. See the reason I don't mind
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  Speaker 1: smiling so much now is because I'm no longer existing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm living now. See. See, that's what you want to
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  Speaker 1: get to. You don't want to exist to wake up
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  Speaker 1: paycheck to paycheck, date today, not knowing, not understanding, not having,
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  Speaker 1: can't can't get this, can't get that, can't go here,
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  Speaker 1: can't go there, Gotta wait, gotta wait, gota wait, gota
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  Speaker 1: wait till it seems like you never get nowhere. You
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  Speaker 1: can get out of that rut of life feeling like
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  Speaker 1: when you wake up in the morning, that your life
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  Speaker 1: is whole hum that you're just in a rut. I
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  Speaker 1: drive the same way to work. I do the same
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  Speaker 1: thing on my job. When I get off, I drive
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  Speaker 1: all the way back home. I sit there, I read
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  Speaker 1: the newspaper. I water the lawn. I'm so sick of
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  Speaker 1: my life. It ain't this, ain't what I wanted. Man
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  Speaker 1: and start, wake up, start over, do the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Then the weekend gets in. You got to mow the lawn,
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  Speaker 1: and then you try to fix something in the garage,
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  Speaker 1: and you feel like your life is in the rut.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. If this feels like a rut to
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  Speaker 1: you now, if it's what you've always wanted, I'm cool
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  Speaker 1: with that. But I'm talking to people who want it more,
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  Speaker 1: who would love their life to be more, who would
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  Speaker 1: love their life to different, to be different. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: criticizing you if I just described your life. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: only talking to the ones who would dare to believe
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  Speaker 1: that there's more to it than this. I'm only talking
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  Speaker 1: to the ones who would dad dad to accept the challenge,
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  Speaker 1: to fight through and see what God got for you.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of listening to Satan all the time. Devil is busy, man,
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  Speaker 1: Please understand, he's so busy, so busy, trying to trick you,
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  Speaker 1: get you into the groove. You know they're doing all
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  Speaker 1: kinds of stuff now, man, you know atheists and already
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  Speaker 1: got prayer. Taking out of schools. Excuse me, look at
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  Speaker 1: our skills schools, not as a push by the atheist
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  Speaker 1: to get the words in God we trust, taking off
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  Speaker 1: our money. Here's a deal. If you don't believe in God,
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  Speaker 1: and you don't want trust in God, just going about
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  Speaker 1: your business. But what you can't do is spill off
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  Speaker 1: all into what I'm talking about. That's the problem I
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  Speaker 1: have with all of them. If you're gonna do you,
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  Speaker 1: didn't do you, but don't spill off into what I got. Now. See,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't believe what I'm saying, then I ain't
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  Speaker 1: talking to you. Let's just be clear about the relationship
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  Speaker 1: with Steve Harvey and his crew. I'm only talking to
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  Speaker 1: the people that believe that are looking for something else,
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  Speaker 1: that wants something more, that wants something better, that's gotta
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  Speaker 1: be out there searching and hoping and trying to do more.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I'm talking to now. If you don't believe
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying it is true, didn't go ahead and
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  Speaker 1: try it your way? Go see, write me, email me,
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  Speaker 1: let me know how it's going for you. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you of a way that's tried and true. If
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  Speaker 1: you go to God, if you go to your creator,
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  Speaker 1: your makeup, if you go to him and you go
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  Speaker 1: to him for real and tell him, hey, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to go ahead and take over from here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm done. I didn't done all I know how to
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  Speaker 1: do out and tried everything I know how to try.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sick of me right now. Hey look here, you
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  Speaker 1: created me what you want me to do, and you're
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  Speaker 1: a cool thing about it. When I made that decision,
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  Speaker 1: y'all see, I was so afraid for years that I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna miss out on something if I did that,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't do this no more. But the stuff I
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  Speaker 1: needed to stop doing, I really need to stop. The
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  Speaker 1: things I was afraid of not being able to do
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  Speaker 1: anymore were the very same things I really didn't need
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  Speaker 1: to be doing no more in the first place. On
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  Speaker 1: the real man, on the real all that temporary fun
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  Speaker 1: I was having all them temporary outlets. I was using
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  Speaker 1: all them temporary things, trying to fulfill myself I was doing.
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  Speaker 1: I was just doing a bunch of temporary mess man.
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  Speaker 1: I said, hold up, man, I want something permanent. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I want a permanent feeling in my heart that it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be all right. So he replaced all that fun
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  Speaker 1: with joy. But it's only because I went and I
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  Speaker 1: faced him. He didn't take me and stop me from
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  Speaker 1: being me. He just made a better version of me. See, God,
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  Speaker 1: don't take he because all the stuff he sent you through,
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  Speaker 1: he needed you to go through all him. He needed
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  Speaker 1: you to have him experience or what it felt like
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  Speaker 1: to be locked up. He needed you to have experience
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  Speaker 1: and know what it was to lose everything. He needed
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  Speaker 1: you to have experience to make you tough. You're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a tough one. I'm a tough soldier in
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  Speaker 1: his army. That's all I just say. One of the
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  Speaker 1: weak ones. I protect the weak ones. God didn't take
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  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff from it, except the stuff I needed.
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  Speaker 1: But the stuff he made me to be, He allowed
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  Speaker 1: me to keep it, and he just made a better me.
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  Speaker 1: Do that, y'all, and you can have what you want.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, ladies, gentlemen, everybody, anybody, somebody who that down?
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  Speaker 1: Do I have your attention? That's good because I need
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  Speaker 1: it because what I'm about to say now can only
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  Speaker 1: be said by a very very small minute group of people.
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  Speaker 1: It's about six of us, to be exact. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Now I can
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  Speaker 1: introduce you to that small group of people that can
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  Speaker 1: say that. Sharon Strawberry ain't good morning, Steve, Good morning,
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  Speaker 1: Colin Farrell, good morning? What's up? Crew kill Space? We
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  Speaker 1: call him Junior on it. I'm on everybody, King of Praise, Nephew,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy top top tip top. And you can't hear because
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  Speaker 1: I might gonna ever work Mississippi monocle up the duo
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  Speaker 1: moaning and the dude that told you it was a
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  Speaker 1: small group that said it me. And if you don't
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  Speaker 1: know who I am, I don't know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody knows you. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, we are here.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Lord for another day. I show appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: The sun ain't up yet, but I showed praise God
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  Speaker 1: I am. And if you let me live and see
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  Speaker 1: another crack of dawn, I give you. My word, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna do everything in my power to say thank you
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  Speaker 1: by taking this day and taking full advantage of it.
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  Speaker 1: I probably you Lord that I will make a concerted
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  Speaker 1: effort to forward and progress myself, to make myself better,
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  Speaker 1: and to do something today to make you proud of me.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do today. Anybody else gonna join
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  Speaker 1: in with that? All right? Am? I'm there? He raised up.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. I'm like, how you think this morning? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh? Take that. Take that same thing, just applying
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  Speaker 1: for me, Just long as ain't in the hospital. That's everything. Well, dang, junior,
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  Speaker 1: I will get heavy. Well, you need to talk a
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  Speaker 1: little stronger in your miccause I'm thinking you sound like
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  Speaker 1: you're fading right now. Now, okay, there you go, there
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  Speaker 1: you go? Oh man, you know feel pretty good? Man?
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  Speaker 1: I do. Man, I'm ready at home what these segments
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  Speaker 1: gonna be? But I'm ready for it. You know, that's
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  Speaker 1: like a listener though you don't know what. That's why
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  Speaker 1: we like coming because it's an adventure. You just never
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  Speaker 1: know what's gonna happen. He never know. Come in here
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  Speaker 1: for no prip that ain't gonna happen. Why do we
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  Speaker 1: know that pre radio show meeting after twenty something years,
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  Speaker 1: we know you're listening Stry Morning show. Right now, it's
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  Speaker 1: time for the nephew to run that prank back. I
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  Speaker 1: want to date your mom? Do you man? Run it? Bo? Hello? Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach miss Burns.
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  Speaker 1: This is James. This is our son. How you doing man?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Gordon. Gordon just recently joined the church
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  Speaker 1: man within the last month, and I was trying to
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  Speaker 1: get in touch with with Miss Byrne. One of the
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  Speaker 1: members gave me a number, but I guess they they
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  Speaker 1: must have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's
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  Speaker 1: is this a home number? Or what? Is this? A
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  Speaker 1: hell of Hello? Who? Who? Who is this again? My
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  Speaker 1: name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at the church. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is this your number? Yeah? Man, this is my
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  Speaker 1: phone number. I'm James, I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's your mother? Right? All right? Well yeah, my bad man.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to get in touch with miss Burns.
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  Speaker 1: Now is did you have a sale or home number
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  Speaker 1: somewhere I can get in touch with Miss Burns? Wait
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  Speaker 1: to time. I time I tell you your name is
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  Speaker 1: what Gordon? Gordon Gordon. I just joined the church, man,
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  Speaker 1: so I might not have met you yet. Jane. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: God bless you man. Thank you man. I appreciate it
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  Speaker 1: because it anywhere I could get your mom's home number
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  Speaker 1: from me. I mean, you're just joined the church. I
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  Speaker 1: mean I don't I don't see why you wouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: able to talk to it. I mean, is there anything
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  Speaker 1: there a messages I could pass on to it though,
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  Speaker 1: Uh well yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if
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  Speaker 1: it's all right for for me to take her out.
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  Speaker 1: I've been seeing them for the last Hold up, hold up,
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  Speaker 1: hold hold about you. You You were just into you a
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  Speaker 1: new member to the church, and somebody gave you or
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  Speaker 1: they were attempting to give you my mother's number, and
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  Speaker 1: you're asking me if you could take her out. Man. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't asking you. I thought I had her phone number.
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  Speaker 1: I guess they give me your number. Bout mistake. You know,
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  Speaker 1: that's my reason for call. I thought I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: get her. I want to take her out, you know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe to dinner or something. Well, I've been quite honest, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just came back home from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, I mean, you know my pops just passed
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  Speaker 1: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with
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  Speaker 1: somebody and beside you. You don't even sound like you. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: she and her sixties? Man? Older you man, I'm thirty six.
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  Speaker 1: The hell out of you? You how old? Man? I'm
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  Speaker 1: thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You
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  Speaker 1: do realize my mom is pushing sixty right? Well? You
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  Speaker 1: know what, man, I look at it like James, Right, James,
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  Speaker 1: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't numb.
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  Speaker 1: But the number man, this wasn't your heart man, And
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  Speaker 1: how you carry yourself? You know? Yeah? But hey, but
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  Speaker 1: my mama ain't no cougar like that. And I know
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  Speaker 1: she ain't coming after you right now. I remember telling
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  Speaker 1: me that she trying some new things at this church,
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  Speaker 1: but going out with some thirty thirty. How do you
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  Speaker 1: you do a baby? Man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six. Dude. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you like my brother something man, ain't nowhere in the world.
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  Speaker 1: My mama gonna be day Okay, Dan, James. Let me
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  Speaker 1: say this man. Frist of all, I ain't even know
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  Speaker 1: I was calling you. Second of all, I'm calling and
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  Speaker 1: speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission
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  Speaker 1: from you. Miss Burns is a grown woman, and whoa, whoa,
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  Speaker 1: whoa talking about I don't think you're every man. I
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  Speaker 1: just came back from fighting overseed. My pops passed away
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  Speaker 1: not too long ago. I am the man of the house.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get that straight right now, all right. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care if I'm still living at home or not. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the man of this house, all right. You calling the
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  Speaker 1: ass my mama on a date, you might as well
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  Speaker 1: just stick to church, dog, because you know, as I said,
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  Speaker 1: be blessed, But it ain't gonna be no blessing from
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  Speaker 1: me to you. I tell you that right now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: You might now got blessing, but I respect the fact
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  Speaker 1: that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: But if I decide I want to speak to Miss
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  Speaker 1: Burns about going out, I think Miss Burns has every
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  Speaker 1: right to decide if she would like to go out
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  Speaker 1: with gordons a note, and Gordon wants to take her out.
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  Speaker 1: I took up. Hold up, look, bro, I don't care
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  Speaker 1: how old you say you are. All right, Number one,
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  Speaker 1: you're too young, as I already mentioned. All right, this
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  Speaker 1: ain't going down with you and my mama. I'm straight up,
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  Speaker 1: hey man. That's for your mamma to decide. No dog
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  Speaker 1: that you you bringing up my mamma. You're letting the
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  Speaker 1: word your mama come out your mouth again. That's gonna
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  Speaker 1: get you up, all right. I don't know where you're from.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get how old you are. I'm pretty stick.
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  Speaker 1: I know what church my mamma go to and and
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  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be her in you. You ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be asking her out, all right. I don't give what
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  Speaker 1: it takes. I will show up on Sunday, catch up
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  Speaker 1: in the pulpit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in
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  Speaker 1: the back of the choir. It don't matter something's going down.
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  Speaker 1: You will not gonna get with my mama like that.
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  Speaker 1: You got that. That's up for your mama to decide.
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  Speaker 1: If your mamma want to go out with me to
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  Speaker 1: out dinner. I ain't looking long with this man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm deciding it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I
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  Speaker 1: told you before, be blessed or get your whoop. You
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  Speaker 1: got two choices, all right, I didn't fight. Let's see
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  Speaker 1: these three years to come back and also deal with
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  Speaker 1: my daddy did and then come back. If I'm suffering
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  Speaker 1: from PSD, dog, I don't know what I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 1: unless you want to get it like that. Suffer from
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: one a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome, and I will
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  Speaker 1: release all that on you got that. I don't play. Hey, man, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want no trouble. It don't matter to me.
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  Speaker 1: You can catch you. Okay, Look man, listen, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: trying to have no trouble about you. Man. All I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna say is this right here. I'm I'm gonna I
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  Speaker 1: talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell them? Are you not hearing me? Man? I'm okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this? Can
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I say one more things? Can you? Manfo you explode?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing else to say? I got one
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  Speaker 1: more thing before you explode? Man? Is you listening? Yeah? Man, James.
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  Speaker 1: What hey, man, I want to tell you this. Man.
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  Speaker 1: This is Lepthew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Your mama, Hi, got me the frank phone call you
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  Speaker 1: get out of here. Who hey, man, this is nephew
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  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your mama
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  Speaker 1: told me. She's saying, my son been overseas even fighting.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad to have him home, she said. We gotta
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  Speaker 1: back in the spirit of laughing. Man, my mama, are
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: you Are you kidding me? Man? We got you good.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: We listen to this show overseas. Man. First of all,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I gotta say thank you for fighting for this country.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I want to ask one more thing. What is the
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the lane? Man,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Get it overseason
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: in the States though. Thanks man, you always you know
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: you did. Yes, you play so much. Don't already know?
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Mama's me a little too, don't. I wish you would
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: talk about dating? Man? I might call you, might call you.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show Steve Harvey
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Show.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: We're all gathering around the Thanksgiving table dinner conversations, it
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: can be a little tent you know. So we just
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: want you guys to prepare with some phrases that you
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: should avoid at holiday dinners so we can just, you know,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: all have a good time with our family and friends. Okay,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Like for instance, yeah, okay, for instance, Steve Um, when
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: you start a sentence with you should have you should have?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: You know, the words should you know, can make a
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: person feel judged or disappointed. You see where I'm going
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: with that? You should have left somebody else fire? Yeah? Yeah,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: that's hurtful. Yeah, yeah, you should have. You should have
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: left the marshmallows acting yam, that's like that. I'm with you.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I'm with you on that. Feelings are not hurt. How
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: about this? I know it's pot luck, but you should
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: have just came. Ain't no luck in your Yeah? Stuff
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: like that, Steve, you got it? Or you know, avoid
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: saying that, Yeah, avoid saying this, you know, because this
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: is definitely this could start one right here. Um, can
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: you believe what your president just did? You can't start? Yeah? Yeah,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: it can lead to an argument and a fight, you know. Politics.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody in agreement on my family and my family all
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: good with that. That's gonna get the party popping right there.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, you're not gonna avoid saying that.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no. You can talk politics at my house.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Everybody at my house in the same political mindset. You
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: don't have, you kid, you are Republican at the table.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: You need to keep it. You won't be Okay, let's
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: get back to my daddy's house. Uh huh, let's get
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: back to the food for a minute. How about this one.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: You know, the best turkey I ever had was not
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: this say it again. The best turkey I ever had
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: was was my mama. Say that. Yeah, that'll set it off, Steve.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: If you say something, you don't have to always tell
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: the truth. Though, No, no, no, no, Shelly wants again. Well,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: y'all need to make up. Y'all, man, you all want
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: us to be trumb or you won't ease last did
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: we good? We're lying on Thanksgiving? Tell the truth. It's
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: a good time to ask that question. Yeah, you know, like, uh,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: if you start a sentence with when are you going
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: to learn how to cook? Don't do that. When you're
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: gonna finally let him go. Okay, that's the one, because
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: you don't want to make anyone feel defensive or put
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: anyone on the spot or anything like that. When is
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: you gonna stop using? Drup wow? Question? Yeah, I'm just
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: telling what you're gonna come out. I don't know why
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: we see acting like it. Ain't wed. I don't know
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with you. I want to go to your house,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: but just come out in fifteen minutes. You ain't gonna
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: be able to take you. You're lying fifteen if it
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: starts off with that, yeah, I believe you. Jus walking
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: the dough. When is you gonna stop using you? You
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: show up? Ever? You're looking like this? How about this
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: right here? No? How about this right here? Since some
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: boy where I could see where you going? Where? Ye?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Bathroom ain't that way? Ain't no bathroom that way? And
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: you know, trying not to open up a conversation or
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: start a sentence with when are you going to don't
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: do that one? Or remember the time you yourself? No, yeah,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: that's cool, my uncle Everett. Thanks having used to go
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: he was drum ain't nobody won't did bust out laughing,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: everybody laughing. But wait a minute, wait a minute, hold up,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: did you hear about. Don't start it with that one,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: because that could mean, yeah, you're gossiping about you know
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: somebody about your husband. What what did you hear about
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: your husband? Oh, that's gonna get it started right there
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: in the back room with Coral Cora. Not Cora Cora. Yeah,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: those are just conversation starters. You don't do that. Yeah,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: all that's gonna happen Thanksgiving, thirst Trust me, it's gonna happen. Well,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I'll admit this. None of that happens at my house
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: because I have no one at my house on Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: As big as you create, nobody created, no drumma, not
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: at my house. Oh oh okay, I thought you were
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: saying you had no one at your house. I was like,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: as big as your family is, Steve, Oh, the house
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: gonna be packed. Yeah. I don't do druma. Yeah, not
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: at the house. Everybody knows. Don't ask me to play.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I don't do that. You know, the game night, I
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: might come in there for a couple of minutes, but
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: that's it. Y'all know what I'm doing. I'm gonna eat
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: and I'm sitting in front of this TV. Oh, I'm
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: staring at it and sometimes you're gonna come in there
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: and the TV gonna be staying at me. Just walk
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  Speaker 1: back out, don't come in here, just in the heat.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I want it. This won't keep people five places on.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Don't cut it all so you don't mind them being
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: in your house. A lot of people just don't bother you.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Let you have your space. Yeah both. Marjorie's really good
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: at that too, because she tells them this Steve that
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Steve all don't bring your friends and your friends won't
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: pitch it. Oh god, yeah, yeah, that ain't happen. Meanwhile,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: at our house, all they want to talk about is you. Yes, Steve,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: come on. Yeah. I just hate when they want me
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: to tell Steve something Footy always tell him give them.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Can you just give this to Steve for me? This
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: a bestseller? Right? We just get it to Steve. I'm
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: not going to get the one kill me. Okay, I
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: got this book of mine. I want you to read.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't read the foe I wrote. Thank you. Coming
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right. This is
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: according to a new survey. Guys, the average American will
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: spend about one hundred and sixty five dollars and some
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: change on Thanksgiving dinner this year. Uh huh overall. Yeah,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: that sounds per person. Yeah, that sounds really low per person. Perfect, Yeah,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: just that's average, that's the average. Yeah, they average it out. Yeah,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: the high and the low, and they average it overall.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Two point ninety eight billion, that's almost three billion will
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: be spent in the US on Thanksgiving dinner, with fifty
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: two million turkeys expected to be consumed. Fifty two fifty
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: two million turkeys expected to be the turkeys right now,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: so nerve case I got nobody you know, when he
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: get it? No, you have got ten years, you know,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: one Halloween turn? Isn't you think? What's a turkey? Does
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: have an explorade? Yeah? Soon they get it, so they
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: get it right, Yeah, he already know going in. Man,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: what's the average? What's the lifespan of a turkey? Right? Yeah?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Probably they No, I don't think it
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: is that long. But don't you feel badly talking about
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: it right now? But you don't at Thanksgiving? Like I
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: got a friend that's a turkey. I don't have a friend.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I don't really care. I'm a friends with turkeys I
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: have don't say that the average lifespan of a turkey
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: is ten years really, but that's probably a wild turkey
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: ten years old. But they get all their life listens. Really, No,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: that's a wild turkey. Wild turkey. Okay, okay, So like
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: a turkey got to know he ball? What's what's the
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: age of how do you know? I think about a
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: year and a half, about a year and a half.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: You know, they inject him pretty good. It fatten them up. Yeah,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: they'd be swollen, they'd be just big ass baby. Yeah
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: with water, luck y'all slowed up. So I do have
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: some ways that people can save money on their Thanksgiving meal.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: And you know, of course guys jump in here. So
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: like if you're hosting the dinner, if you're if the
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: dinner's at your house, you want to save money, make
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: it a pot luck, they're saying, so all the expenses
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: don't fall on that last year. That is not a
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: good idea. She we disagree with pot luck. Somebody always
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: got something in the pot that ain't lucky to nobody.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: But you look, what the hell, it's always full at
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: the end. That's my ham hock lime of being castle
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: it's always full. It's always full at the end of
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: the night. Why doesn't that see that? Nobody ate that
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: up the street my boys on sending every year sent
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: to our house. Now, imagine the casserole dishes, the ones
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: you like Corning Castle ground. Yeah, picture it full of
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: lima beans. To the picture in potatoes, whole ball potatoes
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: split right in half. Whole potato. The whole ball of
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: potatoes split in half. Now line them up around the
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: outside of the cast roll dish. Looked like a fence
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: made out of teeth, and then put a ham hawk
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the lima beans. She sent that
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: down every famous lima bean casserole, and who eat lima
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: beans with potatoes? And the potatoes split in half, and
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: she lines the flat side up on the middle, you
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: know the flat side of where you cut the potatoes,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: that's facing the middle, so the outside looked like teeth,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: and then a ham hawk in the middle. She sent
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: that down the house every year. My daddy he wanted
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: to go up there because if my mama kept stopping,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: my daddy was so bad. But but who the hell
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: she think we are? Why she think we find eat this?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: We can cook down here? Think old dog. He was
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: so mad at her mate's given Castle role days. That's
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: when everybody think they're supposed to bring You got some
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: people that it's just easily Castle don't do it. Why well,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: let me ask a cute person on the show, Tommy,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: what is that dish not calling? I don't know he
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: find that? Lad, y'all know I say that. Hey, hold y'all,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: don't hear him arguing about that? Just blushing? Yeah, thank
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: your uncle recognizing what is time? What is the dish
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: that you famous for making on things? Yeah? It was
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: definitely and macaronia cheese. What's your Steve? Mine is Jesse Yams.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I don't make nothing else that Thanksgiving and my mother
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: in lawdon took over. I don't even do that no more.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: What's your junior swallowing? You know you show up for
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: swa tell you something? You can't be saying that a lot? Okay,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: you don't go around telling people for Thanksgiving? I do.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: She didn't say that. You didn't see that you famous swallowing?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: You don't don't pick that out there like that. I'm
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: just telling you, Wow, Jay, you're gonna do like that.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: You're trying to save the question of your jokes is
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: gonna have to be read. That was I don't cook nothing,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: carl it. What's your favorite dish? Thank you, mac and
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: cheese to make. But I love my mother in laws
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: oyster dressing. She can make some dressing my mother laws
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: and then my father la gumbo. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I can't eat it anymore, right, chicken? Put it in
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: a paper bag and shake it up with the flower
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: in it. That's how you fried chicken. Put it in
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: that bag and shake it. You can't No, I can't, frien.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: You can't do it right chicken? Okay because you gave
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: up meat. No, because I'm a diabetic that shouldn't be eating.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Can't eat chicken. So you're just not gonna ask me.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Huh no, no, we already know not to ask. A
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, we'll be back talk to you. You
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: get your own break. You're listening show. Well, Uh, Jay
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: is here. We're so happy when you're here with us. Jay,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: that means you're healthy and good. Uh And and Jay,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know where you find the time, but apparently
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: you've written another book book. What is this your ape?
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Was that? What was that? I love that? I love
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: my eleven. I got my level eleven. But this is
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: this is my newest book. This is my newest book.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: The name of the book is it's very catchy. You
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: catch on this. Sometimes ken folks ain't worth for damn
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: or you can use the S word. That's the title
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: of one more time. Sometimes ken folks ain't worth for
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: damn or you can use the S word. So that's
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: that's the title of the book. And it's several chapters
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: in there that everybody who has ken folks can relate to.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: In the board, my new book calls sometimes can folks
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: worth damn it? You can use it. For chapter one,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: just because you got a big house, they can show
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: up and stay for free. That's chapter one. Oh man?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: That that that little chapter two, I kind of get
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: into some personal stuff that they think your house is storage.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Let me put something in your garage for a couple
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: of days. I mean it's been in there, ain't much now,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: it ain't move, you know, the old boy. I don't
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: even know what it is myself. I didn't lift it up.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know that. Chapter three, okay, this is if
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: you have a big house. Uh. Can folk get confused
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: in a new book? Sometimes ken folk went for damn
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: and you can use the S word. They think they
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: think you're the daddy. What they don't understand is you're
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: the granddaddy, not the daddy. Daddy. Some of those problems,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: this is personal. Some of those problems need to go
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: to the daddy, not the granddaddy. Okay, you need to
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: go right to the daddy. Okay, Oh, this is a chapter.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: If you are my book, a new book, call Sometimes
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: ken folks don't for damn or you can't use the
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: S word. Just think you a bad guy if you
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: don't babysit. I don't babysit. Okay, I smoke things. I
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: do things that around kid. And and when you come back,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: he's gonna have a whole different attitude if you leave
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: him here, Okay, he gonna be a little, gonna be
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: hungry's gonna be sleepy. Yeah, you're gonna come pick up
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: a little atto in my new book. In my new book.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Sometimes can with a damn, or you can use the
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: sword they think you are finance coming in. That's my book.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: That's books several chapters and then be out soon. H
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Sometimes can't damn you can use check it out in
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: my new book. Yeah, and that's gonna be a best seller.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I be I love Okay, we'll be back. You're listening,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Steven show all right, let's go. It is time guys
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: for comedy Roulette. Love it. I love it. Comedy Roulette. Jay,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: let me break it down, Steve, I got to we
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: got new people, Steven, Steve, Steve, you know his nerves
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: are bad. This will we take five subjects and put
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: them on the wheel. We spun the wheel. When it stop,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: we will do the damn thing. All right, Here we
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: go the five categories. Number one excuses people use who
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: owe you money? All right? Number two doctors don't always
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: know what they're talking about. Number three, why are you talking?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Your team sucks? Okay? Number four? Oh, number four, Um,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I think I took the wrong pill. Okay. And number five,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: and that's when you realize you were lost. Okay, I
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: spend the wheel. Cat, we'll see where it stopped on
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: through doctors, doctors. Yeah, I took the wrong pill. It
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: stopped the number five, guys, and that's when you realize
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: you were lost, Just when you realize you love. Yeah,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: we got to turn the music down so you can't
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: you can't, can't nobody concentrate. We're just yeah, y'all see
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: me lost, I'll tell you when you know you love
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: have yall time. When you drive and the streets signs
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: go from English to the right, you can't even you're
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: trying to fig out. I don't even know what is
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: this still main. Let me tell you something. When you're
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: riding and you're in the middle of nowhere and you
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: see a sign that say ten miles to Jurassic Man,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: your answer, lost man, I shouldn't know so many of you. Yeah,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: when you're driving it and you mutter to yourself that
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: at damn house. Here's when you know. You know you
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: make a right turn and it's a no exit, it's
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: you right in the coach. This is when you know
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: you anytime you got to put your car in reverse
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: and look over your shoulder all the way. When you
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: ride and you see one store and get out and
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: this white man say you got any where you are?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: That's scarier. You get out of stop side and you go,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: what a tree that used to do? Right there? There
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: was a tree ride right when you're driving and you
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: stopped and the guy said, cherious, Like the last time
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I told you, keep telling you that directions, directions like
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: you know you long, I'm done this question when you
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: tell you gotta lean out your pass in your window
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: and say, my man, my man ain't a man. You
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: know you lost when you sit there and you say,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna leave my car and get
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: uber from here. I just don't know where I'm going,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: all right? You know you lost if you ever say
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: these three words right here. Yeah, excuse me, little boy?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: What retracted? Excuse me, little boy? Yeah, you need some help.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, the little boy, what you need? Sir? All right?
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, write about
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: four minutes after it's Today's Strawberry Letter, But up next,
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  Speaker 1: nephew tell me has a prank phone called that's all?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Coming up right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Boy,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: You've got hot in here, didn't it? All right? Coming
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, write about four
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: minutes after it's Today's Strawberry Letter, but up next it
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: is the nephew with the prank phone. Call your child
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: support late? Huh, your child support late? Sometimes the way
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: he said, let's go, how you said, Sherley's been to
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: be just saying it's gonna be crazy. Oh yeah, run
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: it cat for sure. Hello, Hello, my sweet called, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? What little? Was this? Just press? The man?
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  Speaker 1: Uh me and uh me and me. You're your X
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  Speaker 1: man me and we uh we've been kicking it for
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  Speaker 1: the last three months. I'm man, I don't care about you,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: and didn't. We're not together. We're not together, So why
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  Speaker 1: are you calling me? Okay, you're no, that's cool right there.
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  Speaker 1: I understand all that you calling me to tell me
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  Speaker 1: to child together something with you. I don't care about
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: what you do mean not together, I don't. I don't
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: give a damn about what you Okay, okay, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no player. I understand that what I was calling you
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: about was, you know, you kind of behind like two
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  Speaker 1: months on the on the child support man, and I
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: told I was gonna handle this well. I told her
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I was gonna handle this situation, you know. So now
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I don't need you to handle nothing. You don't need
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: to be worried about about how many months I'm behind?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Who the hell telling you all this? Anyway? When when?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: When can we expect another payment? That's what I'm asking you.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: First of all, don't you ever call my phone? With that,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: you understand me. Don't call my phone man, because I
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: don't about my daughter. Man, I ain't trying to ain't
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: trying to handle. I don't need you on my back
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: and I don't need see on my back and about
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  Speaker 1: no damn child support because I do for my daughter. Man,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: So don't call my phone with that. Okay, Okay, Well, looking,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: let me ask is you're working right now? Man? You
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: man say listen here? What what? What? What's your name?
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Preston Pressure. What I'm saying is you're working right now,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: rest and I do whatever it takes to take care
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  Speaker 1: of my daughter. Man, So don't you worry about my
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: my job security and what I'm doing. Okay, when can
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I just go? When I just come by there whenever
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: you get paid next time so I can pick up
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: you know, the child. Man, You don't need to come
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: by nowhere. I tell you what. Yeah, Pa, you bring
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: your around. You come, I'm give you directions right now.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: You bring your phone over here, because I want I
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: want to see your calling my damn phone talking about
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: my damn daughter. And then we're looking out for the
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: well being of the baby. Man. That's what you think
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I've been doing ever since she came in as well.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: That's what I've been doing. Ever since she got here.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I've been looking out for her well being. And I'm
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: come just getting a picture. You want to tell me
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: about my daughter well being quick? Whereas you three months
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: for her and then? Man, a matter of fact, I
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: do everything I can for my daughter. So for you
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: to sit up here and call me talking about it,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I'm three months behind. I don't even keep up with that.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I send money when I can. I do for my daughter.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I do for my daughter for I do for myself.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: So if I ain't got it to saying that means
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I ain't got it at all. But give me a
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: second and I'll go get it. But don't be calling
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: me about my daughter. Man talking about them three months behind? Okay,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Well look here, further of all, I ain't you know,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I ain't working right now, so we really need you
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: to go on and get the money over. Hold on,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: hold a hold on. You ain't working, But I'm might
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: here hustling you calling me about some money. But you
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: over that land over most of y'all need to get
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: out of y'all and do what the hell I'm doing.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: That's what I can't understand. It's true you, but it's
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: one of me, and you want to come to me
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: with that. And I told I was gonna handle this
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: situation back being behind on this, you know, this little
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: child to pull situation. That's all I'm saying. I need
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: you to going on and give me a date man
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: on when we can expect a paytent. Okay, I'm getting
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: you a date right now. Bring your over here right
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: now and come pick up the payment. I got it
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: for you right now. You just tell me what kind
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: of call you drive so I know because I don't.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to bust the
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: wrong to pull up in my driveway by mistake. I
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: do everything for my daughter. My daughter don't have no
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: walks on the knees. I put shoes on our feet,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: colds on our back, food and us. I do everything
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: for her. I don't need you at I don't my
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: daughter don't need you with out. I pick up from
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: school every day and take her to her grandmother's house.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: So hearbody, no two or three months behind because she
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: ain't with eye, I can see if I went two
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: or three months and see with eye, Okay, man, that's
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: another thing. With me and I can't talk about We're
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: not gonna need you to be checking her from the
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: school no more. I'm gonna be getting her from the
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: school when she I wish I would catch you up
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: with my daughter's school. You ain't picking up my daughter. Man,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who the hell you are. I
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: told you my name is Preston, Man, but I know Preston.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you what, man, I don't want you know
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: where Neil my daughter. That I'm gonna talks right now
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: because I don't want you know where Neil my daughter. Man,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: you understand me. I don't want you know where Neil
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: my daughter. Man. If I came in and Neil my daughter,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna whoop your I'm gonna let my daughter know
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: if she leaves me and me and the baby is
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: get the long firm. Man. All I'm saying is we
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: just need you to send that money. Man. Hey, y'all,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I'm glass y'all doing good because she anyway, But don't
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: put my daughter in the middle of man. Man, I'm
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: just happening to be in between jobs, that's all. Man. Well,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: you need to get out your and look in between
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: your cheeks and go find you something, find you a
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: manhood sitting up there, probably on the couch, eating up
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: all up pop tarts. And I've only had two of
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: them pop tarts, man, that's all. You ain't supped to
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: be having none of them because I bought that for
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: my daughter. Man, and I appreciate you eating none of that.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Over that. You need to get off and feed yourself
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: like I do. I feed myself and my daughter and
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: probably still let me strate this here, man, I just
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: want to talk to you about our child. Man, Our child.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: That ain't your child, that's mine. I'm taking you ain't
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: got ey sake. Man. Don't you ever say that. Man.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Don't you ever say that to me? Man. That is
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: not our child. Man, that's my child. Let me tell
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: you something, man, let me tell you something. Put your
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: here to this phone real close. Man. I'm literally about
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: my daughter. I'm trying. I'm trying to handle this like me,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: and that's what I'm trying to do. You ain't been
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: here the whole time. You're trying to walk up in
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: here and talk about hour. I'm her daddy, man. I'm
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: just trying to be a good stuff for them, man,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: and get them with their child support. Y'all, I gotta
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: get married past. You ain't no man say, man say,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to and handle list. I guarreled. No no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: no no no. You don't talk to me no more.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. You talk to me. You're
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: dealing with me. I told you I was gonna handle it,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: so you're gonna make me mad? No like I hadn't
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: told you. Now. You don't talk no more. I talk
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: to whenever. I won't you. We got a child together.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: You're just gotten the picture. Don't you call? No, you
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: don't talk to Camper. You talk to me from now.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: You talk to Preston. I'm gonna talk to I'm Hattie.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Help with trust me? Hey, man, let me tell you something.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: You don't call man, you deal with me? Do you
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: understand what I'm telling I'm not dealing with you with him, Dan,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: you hear me. The only thing I'm gonna deal with
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: you is my put up yours. I got one more
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: thing I need to say to you, man. I don't
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: want to hear nothing else you got to say. Player.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I didn't heard everything you had to say. Let me
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: tell you something, man. You want a job were hiring.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Right now, I'll put you in with the men in charge. God,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: get you a job. Nobody want to work with you. Man,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I don't like your attitude. You need to work with
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: somebody because you ain't working with nobody right now. I
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: that you're listening, man, say what the hell you got
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: to say? Man, this is nephew Timmy from the Steve
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning and I don't give them say man, I
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: don't care who you are. I don't play up by
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: my daughter. Man, this nephew tim Me from the Steve
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your cousin Kendrick. Man.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm gonna kill it you all right, oh now, Man,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: because I don't play with by my dollar like that. Man.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: That's my world, Man, that's my heart. Man, I don't
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: play that. Man. Let me ask you this here, Man,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: what is the bandest I'm talking about the badest radio
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: show in the land, Man, the Thieves Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: It's a little just a little dose so stupid for y'all.
• 51:12
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• 51:17
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• 51:25
  Speaker 1: this is a good one. That's why I'm laughing today.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: It's a good one. Steve. We'll be back. You're listening
• 51:31
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• 51:36
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• 51:54
  Speaker 1: hold long type. We got it for you here. It
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter subject. That's not what Steve Harvey
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: wrote in that book. Dear Stephen, Shirley, my best friend
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: and I. You're gonna like it. Steve, my best friend
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: and I have been really close for seventeen years, but
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: now we are constantly bickering over her twisted ideas of
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: love and marriage. She has always taken an interest in
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: reading books about male and female relationships, but her favorite
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: book is Steve Harvey's Act like a Lady, Think like
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: a Man, and she has twisted each chapter to fit
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: how she chooses to live. In the past, she has
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: dated great guys, but she would break up with the
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: guys if they didn't have any desire to take care
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: of her financially. She brings nothing to the table, and
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: she lives paycheck to paycheck. She has a new guy
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: that she is dating and he has a great job,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: so she's happy. She brags about how he helps her
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: with her bills and he gives her money to shop.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: She has told me that he makes comments about her
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: current living conditions because she lives with her parents and
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: she uses their car. I told her that he is
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: making those comments for reason, because she maintained that she
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: will not move out or buy her own car, because
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: if a man has an issue with it, he will
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: get her a nice place of her own and buy
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: her a new car. She said that Steve Harvey's book
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: says that males are hunters and that all all the
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: women need to do is stay pretty with her hair together,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: nails and toes done, and a man will come in
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: and take care of everything else. What gir up right now?
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Whoa Carlin? Lets Lee? Okay, we're doing this all wrong,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: according to her, all right, the lady, the letter writer says.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: She said that Steve Harvey said that it's a woman's
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: role to take care of her man, raise the kids,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: and keep the house together. I read Steve Harvey's book,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: and nowhere in there doesn't say that I need you
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: to clear this up because she listens to the show
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: every day. So do men want women to bring something
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: to the table or is really the man's role to
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: step in and do it all? Well, let me start
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: by saying, you're so right a letter writer, You're so right,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: so on point. It's not so much about a woman
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: bringing something to the table, you know. It's about the
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: attitude of your bestie thinking that men owe her something
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: just because that's what she's saying in this letter. I mean,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: that's where she's she's got it all twisted. A man
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: will do that, they'll they'll do that and more for
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: her if she has the means, if he has the
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: means and the desire to. But that's up to him,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: all right, that's not up to her. My advice to
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: her would be save some of her money while she's
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: staying with mom and dad, just in case her man,
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: you know, doesn't move her out and doesn't buy her car.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: At least then she'll be able to afford her own place,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: in her own car, with her own money. And you know,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: of course it's nice to have someone buy and give
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: you gifts and stuff like that, take care of you,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: and all you have to do is sit there and
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: look pretty. That's nice. But just sitting around and waiting
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: for a man to do that, it's just not very smart. Okay,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: get out, get your own, be your own boss. Whatever
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: the man does for you, that's gravy. That's extra. He
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: owes you nothing, okay, absolutely nothing. And Steve said, nothing
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: of the kind? What book did you read? What book
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: did you read? He said, nothing of the kind? Did you?
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Steve Roby helped me write the book. Yes, that ain't
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: in now, ain't nobody told you that. Go somewhere and
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: sit on your ass, just look pretty, and that's it.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to be in this left. Just
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: straighten her out, Steve. That's not what Steve hard wrote
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: in his book. I appreciate you saying that, lady book
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: your friend is seventeen years got all these twisted ideas
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: about love and made she interested in reading books about
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: male and female relationships. But her favorite book is one
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I wrote. Act like a lady, Think like a man
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: now the passion and David some good, but she break
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: up with them if they didn't have any desire to
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: take care of her finance. Girl, Well this day two three,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: let me show you this I bought in my purse.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: You see these stack of bills. Now we're going back
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: to your place or what, But we need to go
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: through these bills. You know you ain't. You ain't fend
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: to pay these bill Oh, you get your ass out
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: of here. I ain't sleeping with you no more. She
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: brings nothing to the table, and she lived paycheck to paycheck,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: and she's dating this new guy. Got a great job,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: so she happened. She brags about he helps her with
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: her bills and gives her money to shop. Now, she's
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: not telling you what she's doing to get these little
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: car notes in the shopping's breathe she up and help
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: or her back? What? Wow? She up in hell letting
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: it go. She don't bring nothing to the table. She
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: is the table. I'm telling you right now, y'all put
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: looking at these letters without seeing was in here? He
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: a new guy, pay her bills, gives her money to shop.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: All this hell because she up in hell? Or hop
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: back her hair down, putting it down. She keep her
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: head hanging off the edge of the bed. That's how
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: she keep her head always going down up in here.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: It's going down up in here. And she knows what
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: she's doing too. It's just when men get tired of
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: it and get you all these reading on bills while eating,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: just putting out all kind of bill fail, phone bill,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: grocery bill. Yeah, look what I had to help. I
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: help my mom Knil with the rent. You don't want
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: to do nothing for that? Wow? Wow, All right, Hang
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: on Part two of Steve's responses, coming up at twenty
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: three after the hour of today's letter. The subject that's
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: not what Steve Harvey wrote in that book. We'll be
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve. We're
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: ready to recap the Strawberry letter. Now, subject, that's not
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: what Steve Harvey wrote in that book. Let's recap. This
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: woman been dating using my book all wrong. Anybody told
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: her due none of this here. So she don't want
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: no man. Everybome she date a man, if they don't
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: start taking care of her financially, she break up with him.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: She got a new guy. Now, he got a good
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: job and everything so she bragging about how he helps
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: her with her bills and he gives her money to shop.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Before we left, I explain to you why you getting
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: money for your bills and why you can go shot?
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Why because you ain't here on your back? She's not
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: just looking pretty with her hair nails backup? Raise your role? Okay?
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: She said that Steve Harvey said it's a woman's role
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: to take care of her man, raise the kids, and
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: keep the house together all the w When did I
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: tell you your job is to take care man? All
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: that women need to do is stay pretty with our
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: hair together, nails and toes done, and that's not in
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  Speaker 1: for to do that? And you bring nothing to the table.
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  Speaker 1: According to this letter, she told me that this man
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  Speaker 1: now been making comments about her current living conditions because
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  Speaker 1: she lives with her parents and she uses their car.
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  Speaker 1: The lady wrote the letter said, I told her that
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  Speaker 1: he's making those comments for a reason. But she maintains
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  Speaker 1: that she will not move out all by hold because
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  Speaker 1: if a man has an issue with it, he will
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  Speaker 1: get it. Got an issue with it, he will get
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  Speaker 1: her a nice place on her own and buy her
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  Speaker 1: me explain to you where you're going wrong. Just hold that.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, you had several men, good man, and
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  Speaker 1: the moment they don't want to financially take care of
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  Speaker 1: you want to break over. Well, let's dude right here's
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  Speaker 1: taking care of some stuff like it. But now he
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  Speaker 1: hadn't brought up the fact that you live with your
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  Speaker 1: mom and you're using a car because he can he
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  Speaker 1: trying to figure out. Okay, now where we're at it.
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  Speaker 1: Now you say, if he really loved you, hear him
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  Speaker 1: help you get your place and buy a new car. No,
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  Speaker 1: he's not. Now you haven't been on your back with
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  Speaker 1: these men before, and it ain't produced a house, a
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  Speaker 1: car or nothing. To hell else when you fitting to
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  Speaker 1: learn that this don't work. I got this your requirement,
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  Speaker 1: but you keep passing out cooking before you get car's, apartments,
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  Speaker 1: rent and money. And then the dude, that dude give
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  Speaker 1: you this money. He started asking you why are you
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  Speaker 1: still living with your mom and there and you're driving
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  Speaker 1: that car? So does that mean he's getting sick of her?
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  Speaker 1: He's getting because he thought he had something. He got food.
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  Speaker 1: He thought he had something found out he didn't. Now
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  Speaker 1: she said that Steve Harvey books said that males are hunted.
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  Speaker 1: I've always said that, and all that women need to
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  Speaker 1: and a man will come and take care of everything else.
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  Speaker 1: What calling, Let's girl, Let's leave now because y'all ought
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  Speaker 1: to have a lock on you calling Monica can go? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Y'all have done your nails? And does y'all ought to
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  Speaker 1: be good? What y'all in here for ya? I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to take care of y'allself. Oh, y'all, y'all trying to
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  Speaker 1: be independent? That's dumb, he says. Steve Harvey said it's
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  Speaker 1: a woman's role to take care of her man. How
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  Speaker 1: are you gonna take care of man? Or you ain't working?
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  Speaker 1: See why would I say that and you ain't working? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I ran Steve Harvey's book, and nowhere in there doesn't
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  Speaker 1: say that. I need you to clear this up because
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  Speaker 1: she listens to the show every day. So do men
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  Speaker 1: want women to bring something to the table? The answer
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  Speaker 1: to that is yes. Now, let me help you understand
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  Speaker 1: this a little bit better. If a man is wealthy,
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  Speaker 1: his requirement may not be for you to have a job.
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  Speaker 1: But now if he has the means, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you what he doing. He wants a woman that he
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  Speaker 1: can put on his arm and take places. He wants
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  Speaker 1: a woman who looks good, I mean that sounds good
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  Speaker 1: in meetings and social setting. He wants a woman that's
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  Speaker 1: able to classly mingle in and out of all different situations.
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  Speaker 1: He wants a woman that's stylish. So what may want
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  Speaker 1: a woman who's really good with kids, because he may
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  Speaker 1: have children. He's also looking at a woman where if
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  Speaker 1: she has kids, what type of mother she is, and
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  Speaker 1: how can he fit in there and be provided for
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  Speaker 1: her and all them. He also looking for a woman
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  Speaker 1: who can better him, who can help him be a
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  Speaker 1: better him. Now, for a woman can do those things,
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  Speaker 1: that becomes your job. And your job is very simple
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  Speaker 1: and has a great reward to it. But if you
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  Speaker 1: bring nothing to the table. See at one point in time,
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  Speaker 1: this is what happens to people who bring nothing to
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  Speaker 1: the table. You're gonna pull your chap one time. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be nothing a table. Yeah, you're gonna pull
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  Speaker 1: your champ and ain't gonna be nothing to eat. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you at the table. But ain't a damn thing on
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  Speaker 1: there for you to eat because he didn't eat and left.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to bring something to the table, and this
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  Speaker 1: last swagger against under wisdom on something you know. Watch
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  Speaker 1: his back, Yeah, listen to me. I don't like him
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  Speaker 1: See you've done that a few times having Stevens. Don't
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  Speaker 1: behind me? All Right, we gotta get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: it any human being before eight o'clock? Why what do
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  Speaker 1: we have to talk about at seven to fifteen am?
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing I want to talk. Like my boy called
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  Speaker 1: people need to I'm trying just so jump off in dress.
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  Speaker 1: until after eight, after ten, it won't ring. Shit. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, what made you get up? Pick your
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: phone up? Said David? You know who I ain't called?
• 1:05:43
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  Speaker 1: At seven fifteen? First of all, I ain't formulated a thought.
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  Speaker 1: man as I lay in bed. This ain't really this
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  Speaker 1: is not comfortable. I'm not comfortable when you heard me
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  Speaker 1: no shirt on? Sleep? What shirt? I'm just asking? However
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  Speaker 1: I sleep? It ain't none of your fifteen. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: something comfortable with the conversation. That's all I'm saying. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: me at seven fifteen? I ain't got no shirt all?
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  Speaker 1: You talk about guests? What? But what? This is uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: It's uncomfortable you laying horizon talking to another man. Except
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  Speaker 1: don't I got I got I got one leg in
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  Speaker 1: the bed, one leg out to be just That's all
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  Speaker 1: I want to say. Just stop calling me ten thirty,
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  Speaker 1: ten thirty, don't call it. You'll be upset. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 1: the person I'm talking about it is Jake. Want y'all
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  Speaker 1: all right? Thank you junior? Ye you're listening morning show?
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving menus Well, guys, you know it is that time
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  Speaker 1: of year. It's all about the food. And as much
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  Speaker 1: as we love eating seasonal treats and family meals, those
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  Speaker 1: of us who eat our feelings or struggle with body
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  Speaker 1: image issues may have a hard time around the holidays,
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  Speaker 1: and we have definitely heard through the years that that's true.
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  Speaker 1: So if you stick to these dudes and don't to
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  Speaker 1: help you make peace with your body during the seasons,
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  Speaker 1: it's all about eating. Just stick to these Okay, Do
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  Speaker 1: eat a piece of pie or Christmas dessert anytime you
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  Speaker 1: want to and enjoy it without feeling guilty. All right,
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  Speaker 1: you can do that during the holiday, all right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a piece, that's what we said. A lot of people
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  Speaker 1: take that just as a piece at a time and
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  Speaker 1: just go back another time until I eat the whole
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  Speaker 1: damn fact next time, you know, four times have the
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  Speaker 1: damn pa Oh yeah, especially my mom's sweep potato pie.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, don't get on the scale the
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  Speaker 1: weeks of Thanksgiving and Christmas. Just don't even bother or
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  Speaker 1: maybe even for the rest of the year. Don't do it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do it. You send yourself into something. Yeah, don't
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  Speaker 1: let mean comments get to you. Try to shake off
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  Speaker 1: the critics like you're you know, miserable relatives. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: badass that ain't fold pieces of pie. Yeah, we're just
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  Speaker 1: we're just giving you advice so you won't have to
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  Speaker 1: feel bad you're taking a whole holiday maybe looking at you. Yeah, here,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: here's another one too, though, Like that, you have to
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: talk to people about you know, listen, you know going
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  Speaker 1: into Thanksgiving that your ass is fat. You know it's
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  Speaker 1: not fitting the change, not over the holidays. So if
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  Speaker 1: you're going into the going into the holidays already fat,
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  Speaker 1: ride that all way through January, okay, through the through
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  Speaker 1: the through twenty twenty. You're saying, okay, uh, do give
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  Speaker 1: yourself permission to be more relaxed about diet and exercise
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  Speaker 1: during the holidays. Yeah, caucas you're not gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't forget to eat healthy foods and lighter fear
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  Speaker 1: to balance out all those sweets and leftovers, all right,
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  Speaker 1: and nobody fit to do that. No nobody else had
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  Speaker 1: a salad ever ever making potato salad. That's about it,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Do keep moving with dancing, walking, playing, and
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  Speaker 1: the snow with your love on one so you can
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  Speaker 1: do that, you know, at least move. Okay, if you're
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  Speaker 1: having it at your house, these are three things you need.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna need a plungeing all the paper and for breeze. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. You're gonna need a plunger at your house.
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  Speaker 1: Is at your house, You're gonna need You'll not forget
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  Speaker 1: these day. Before you get a turkey, you need to
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  Speaker 1: get a plunder and for breeze and it needs to
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  Speaker 1: be in the eating restroom. Okay, put that in the turkey.
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  Speaker 1: Before you can get a turkey, you need you need
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  Speaker 1: a plunger him and him him, and you need to
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  Speaker 1: put them in. You need one of them industrial type
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  Speaker 1: blunder and black that here black with that nipple on
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  Speaker 1: the front of it. Yeahs before turkey. Yeah, you need
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  Speaker 1: put a special handle on that plunger that like a
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  Speaker 1: bicycle pump. Yes, with the griffin a piece sticking out
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  Speaker 1: where you can put your foot on it. Lock my
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  Speaker 1: show special. So those are your holiday eating tips from
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  Speaker 1: the st Harby at Military Great toilet Paper. Coming up, guys,
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  Speaker 1: we have more trending stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, it's time
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: for another round of would you rather here we go?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather be great phenomenal at sex but your
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  Speaker 1: body jacked up? Would you rather be bad at sex
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  Speaker 1: than have a great body. I will gonna go with
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  Speaker 1: a cousin. Yeah, did you say you're there? Now? I'm
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  Speaker 1: that now different? Yeah, I'm damn that a right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure some people WI see me necking and go,
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  Speaker 1: m okay, ain't no problem. Yeah. But I bet if
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  Speaker 1: you laid I don't know, you think it gonna change.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. That all I say I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't bragging about nothing. But if you get laid down,
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  Speaker 1: your opinion to me gonna be different. Nah, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: fit to have no great ass body that ain't figured.
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  Speaker 1: I got it too late for the you ever been fine?
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  Speaker 1: Be fine? You're listening to morning show? Well, U Jay
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  Speaker 1: is here. We're so happy when you're here with us, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: that means you're healthy and good. Uh and and Jay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where you find the time, but apparently
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: you've written another book of the book What is Your Age? That?
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  Speaker 1: What was that? Love? That Love? By eleven I got
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  Speaker 1: But this is this is my newest book. This is
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  Speaker 1: my newest book. The name of the book is it's
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  Speaker 1: very catchy. You'll catch on this. Sometimes ken folks ain't
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  Speaker 1: work for damn, or you can use the S word.
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  Speaker 1: That's the title of the book. One more time. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: ken folks ain't worth for damn, or you can use
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  Speaker 1: the S word. So that's that's the title of the book.
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  Speaker 1: And it's several chapters in there that everybody who has
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  Speaker 1: ken folks can relate to. In my new book calls
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  Speaker 1: sometimes can folks damn? You can use the for chapter one,
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  Speaker 1: just because you got a big house, they can show
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  Speaker 1: up and stay for free. That's chapter one. Oh man,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: that that daddy. Chapter two, I kind of get into
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  Speaker 1: some personal stuff that they think your house is storage.
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  Speaker 1: Let me put something in your garage for a couple
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  Speaker 1: of days. I mean it's been in there, ain't much now,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't moved. You know the old I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know what it is myself. I didn't live it up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that. Chapter three, okay, this is if
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  Speaker 1: you have a big house. Uh, can folk get confused
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  Speaker 1: in a new book? Sometimes can folking for damn? And
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: you can use the S word. They think they think
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: you're the daddy. What they don't understand is you're the granddaddy,
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  Speaker 1: not the daddy. Daddy. Some of those problems this is personal.
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  Speaker 1: Some of those problems need to go to the daddy,
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  Speaker 1: not the granddaddy. Okay, you need to go right to
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  Speaker 1: the daddy. Okay. Oh, this is a chapter. If you
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  Speaker 1: my book, my new book called sometimes Ken folks, don't
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  Speaker 1: go for damn or you can use the S word.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you a bad guy if you don't babysit,
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  Speaker 1: I don't baby sit. Okay, I smoke things. I do
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  Speaker 1: things that around kids. And and when you come back,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: he gonna have a whole different attitude if you leave
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  Speaker 1: him here. Okay. If he's gonna he gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: little he gonna be hungry's gonna be sleepy. B Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna come pick up a little at in my
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  Speaker 1: new book. In my new book, sometimes can with a damn,
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  Speaker 1: or you can use the sword. They think you a
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  Speaker 1: finance coming in. That's my book. That's my books. Several
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  Speaker 1: chapters in then and be out soon. Uh, sometimes can
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  Speaker 1: damn you can use the check it out in my
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  Speaker 1: new book. Yeah, and I will. It's gonna be. It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be. I love him all right. Coming up, our
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day and some closing remarks from
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  Speaker 1: Let's get it. You know, something I've been learning, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: and I guess I've been sharing because I've been doing
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  Speaker 1: these morning meditations has really been helpful to me, you know,
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  Speaker 1: or so really really been having a really profound effect
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  Speaker 1: on my life. And I guess don't want to share
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  Speaker 1: with you all because of it's happening to me currently.
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  Speaker 1: And there's something that's happening that's really really had an
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  Speaker 1: impact on my life. I didn't know I started doing
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  Speaker 1: these morning meditations, right, and so part of it is
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  Speaker 1: I got this app, this Bible app you know. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't no preacher, so you could take the message
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  Speaker 1: from them. I'm just telling you what I'm doing and
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  Speaker 1: how it's improved my life. I'm not a perfect person,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't even really you know, kind of be
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: really honest. I don't even think I'm trying to be perfect.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to be a good person. Man. Some
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  Speaker 1: of the mistakes I make, I really don't. I don't know, man,
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  Speaker 1: some of the mistakes I make, I ain't really you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm a little confused about myself sometimes
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: it's kind of clay. I guess I am improving and
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: trying to be better, but I'm not making the same
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: mistakes over and over. I'm just finding out that it's
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: it's not as easy to be a great person all
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  Speaker 1: the time because we're humans, you know, right, you know
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna all make mistakes, and so I've definitely made
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  Speaker 1: my share. But I keep on climbing and I keep
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  Speaker 1: on striving, So I guess I am trying to get
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  Speaker 1: a lot better. So I take that back, I am.
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  Speaker 1: But a friend of mine sent me a scripture, and
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  Speaker 1: the scripture is Psalms five, five and three. But I
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  Speaker 1: started reading from one all the way down to four
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  Speaker 1: and he said, hey, man, before you start your day
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  Speaker 1: in your morning meditation, he said, I want you to
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  Speaker 1: add the scripture. So part of my morning meditation is
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  Speaker 1: I have these, like, oh, daily words that I read
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  Speaker 1: from a gift that someone gave me for my birthday.
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  Speaker 1: And then I have a King James Bible, and I
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  Speaker 1: have a New Living Version of the Bible because I
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  Speaker 1: can't understand the King James version sometimes while I had
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  Speaker 1: these two side by side. So whatever script I'm reading
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  Speaker 1: in the King James, I also have a you know,
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  Speaker 1: New Living Testament with modern English in it so I
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  Speaker 1: can really get an understanding of it. And inside one
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  Speaker 1: of my notes is two pages one sheet of paper
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  Speaker 1: has things that I make sure that I read off
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  Speaker 1: every morning to thank him for because I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to be ungrateful. I want him to know that I'm
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  Speaker 1: grateful for what all he's done for me. And I
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  Speaker 1: do this every morning, whether I'm having a great morning
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  Speaker 1: or not, whether I got some bad news the night
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  Speaker 1: before or not, or whether somebody said the answer to
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  Speaker 1: your question is no, you gotta try something else. I
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  Speaker 1: read the thank you list anyway, and some of the
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  Speaker 1: stuff on my thank you list, it's stuff that someone
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  Speaker 1: has told me know about, but I thank God for
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  Speaker 1: it anyway, because what I've learned is I remember I've
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  Speaker 1: often been told no a bunch of times and it
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  Speaker 1: turned out to be a yes. So I thank him
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  Speaker 1: even when I get some disappointing news about a request
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  Speaker 1: that I put in. So I put in my thank
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  Speaker 1: yous first, then my next sheet of paper that's about
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  Speaker 1: fifty things I thank him for every day, and then
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  Speaker 1: I have another people about fifty so things on it
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  Speaker 1: that I'm asking for. He said, before you read that list, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: he said, I want you to read Psalms five and three.
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  Speaker 1: And then it was so crazy because he said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: since you're doing this every morning, do this. Five and
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  Speaker 1: three says Lord in the morning. You hear my voice.
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  Speaker 1: In the morning, I pray to you, and I wait
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  Speaker 1: for you in hope. And so when he sent me
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  Speaker 1: the scripture, he sent it from another version, and he
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  Speaker 1: says after he God hears him, hears him when he
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  Speaker 1: prayed the morning, he cries out to him. He waits
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  Speaker 1: expectedly throughout the day. And so you know, I've often
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  Speaker 1: talked to y'all about living your life as a life
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  Speaker 1: of it expectation. That's the only way to draw a
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  Speaker 1: great life is to expect a great life. The only
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  Speaker 1: way to think to be a great person is you
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  Speaker 1: have to think great people thoughts. If you want to
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  Speaker 1: be successful, you have to have successful thoughts. If you
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  Speaker 1: have negative thoughts, you're gonna be a negative person. So
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  Speaker 1: I've often said, you know, a man is as he thinks,
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  Speaker 1: and you have to live your life in expectation. But
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  Speaker 1: this really clear to love for me. Man. I'm giving
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  Speaker 1: it to y'all. Psalms too through four and I just
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  Speaker 1: started reading this and well it's three through four, but
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: I read two through four. It said, my King and
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  Speaker 1: my God hear me. When I cry for help, I
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  Speaker 1: pray to you Lord. In the morning You're hear me,
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  Speaker 1: and then that morning I pray to you and I
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  Speaker 1: wait on you in hope. That's that expectation, y'all. That
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  Speaker 1: has changed the game for me, because it's taught me
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  Speaker 1: so many things, man, about how my mindset should be
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  Speaker 1: to be again the day. And even if you're not
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  Speaker 1: getting the things on your request list, be thankful for him,
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  Speaker 1: because just because somebody told you no, that ain't necessarily
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  Speaker 1: God telling you no. And a lot of times people
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  Speaker 1: get off, they hustle too quick before the real blessing
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  Speaker 1: come through just because that person said no. Maybe God
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  Speaker 1: working on it from another angle. But as soon as
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  Speaker 1: you hear no and you stop wanting it or hoping
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  Speaker 1: for it, now your faith is gone in it. Now
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  Speaker 1: you can't get it because God don't give you what
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: you won't He give you what you believe. So from
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  Speaker 1: now on, when you hearing no, leave it on your list.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know. That's that person told you know. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know what God doing on the other side, but
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: he hear you every morning. He do here. I just
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  Speaker 1: want y'all know that, so try to try to scripture
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