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FULL SHOW: Things Steve Hates, Strawberry Letter: I Can Tell By the Smell - 12.16.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Ah, I sure will. Good onring everybody you are listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, Come on, dig me now, one and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man, got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Do you understand that I'm telling you? God been big
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  Speaker 1: in my life. I'm not gonna kid you. I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 1: and He'll do the same thing for you.
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  Speaker 2: God.
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  Speaker 1: God is a gentleman, you know. I want to I
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  Speaker 1: want to point that out to you. God is an
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  Speaker 1: absolute gentleman. He will not come in unless he's invited.
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  Speaker 1: He don't just barge into your life. He gives us
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  Speaker 1: the power of choice.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: If you say you got it, I don't need you,
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  Speaker 1: he lets you have it. If you say I need you,
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  Speaker 1: come see about me.
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  Speaker 2: He right there. It's just a real simple thing, man.
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  Speaker 1: So always say to people this, if you've gotten yourself
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  Speaker 1: into something, and please know I have.
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  Speaker 2: I I was stuck.
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  Speaker 1: I thought a couple of times, well might not make
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  Speaker 1: it past this one.
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  Speaker 2: But then if I don't make it past it, what's
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  Speaker 2: gonna happen?
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  Speaker 1: And then I held on to this little thing that
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  Speaker 1: my mother kept talking to me about. She said, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: some when you ain't got nothing else in you, just hope,
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  Speaker 1: she said, just hope it'll be all right, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And what I've learned in my life is that hope
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  Speaker 1: is the beginning of faith. Hope is just is their
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  Speaker 1: possibility out there for me. I show hope, something happened.
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  Speaker 1: See hope. Hope is okay, man, Because like I say,
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  Speaker 1: for me the where I've lived my life, hope was
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  Speaker 1: the beginning of faith. It was just the idea. It's
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  Speaker 1: just the thought that something could change for me, that
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  Speaker 1: something could be a little bit different from me, that maybe, man,
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  Speaker 1: just maybe for some reason, I could be saved, I
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  Speaker 1: could be rescued, things could turn around, it could hit
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  Speaker 1: any other direction. Maybe I could quit messing up. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: somebody will forgive me, Maybe somebody will just say all right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I can't count the times I've
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  Speaker 1: been in that position. But then once I hope a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, and then I remember also my mother, because
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  Speaker 1: she was a Sunday school teacher, she taught me the
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  Speaker 1: most valuable lesson I've ever learned in my life. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: has been greater in my life than my faith. She
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  Speaker 1: taught me to pray. Mama used to say, when it
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  Speaker 1: get real, dog for your son, prayer change his things.
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  Speaker 1: She say, when you seem like you lost and you
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  Speaker 1: can't find your way, stop and pray, she said, because
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  Speaker 1: prayer change is things. You know, when you get a
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  Speaker 1: point in your life when you've done all you can
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  Speaker 1: do and you can't do no more and you just
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  Speaker 1: don't know what to do next, she says, stop son
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  Speaker 1: pray and combine that prayer with that hope that you got,
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  Speaker 1: she said, because that hope is the beginning of faith,
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  Speaker 1: she said. If you pray just hoping, she's saying, to
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  Speaker 1: God come through for you. That'll give you confidence that
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  Speaker 1: he can do it again. And then after a while
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  Speaker 1: you quit hoping, she's saying, you start believing, she said,
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  Speaker 1: And that's when you're on to something if you can
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  Speaker 1: turn that hope into belief, that hope into faith, the
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  Speaker 1: ability to believe in something that you can't see. But
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  Speaker 1: the key though the faith is you're believing in something
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  Speaker 1: that you can't see. See hoping a little bit different
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  Speaker 1: from me now, I'm pretty sure, like I say, oftentimes
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  Speaker 1: to tell a lot of people who can explain this
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  Speaker 1: thing a lot better than I can to you. But
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  Speaker 1: just from my side of it being as real as
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  Speaker 1: I can be, richer see hope helps. Man, If you
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  Speaker 1: ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope, and then
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  Speaker 1: if you pray with some hope and God answers your prayer,
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  Speaker 1: then that hope gains a little confidence, and after a
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  Speaker 1: while that confidence becomes faith. Now the ain't just hoping,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that I cannot see.
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  Speaker 1: Faith has been the key to my entire existence, even
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  Speaker 1: when I didn't have any It was faith, as I
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  Speaker 1: look back on it, that has gotten me here, and
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  Speaker 1: not just faith, but my faith.
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  Speaker 2: See, you will only get to.
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  Speaker 1: Where you're going in your life based on it your faith.
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  Speaker 2: See.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people get the word faith confused, like
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  Speaker 1: what's your faith? And then they start going down this
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  Speaker 1: whole list of all these different religions out here. But
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  Speaker 1: really an essence, man, when I talk to people about faith,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you about your your belief. How much
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  Speaker 1: do you believe in the unseen? How much do you
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  Speaker 1: believe in the things you can't see? How much do
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  Speaker 1: you believe in the impossible? How much do you believe see?
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  Speaker 1: Because faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
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  Speaker 1: Faith is the core of all that is happening to
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  Speaker 1: me today. It is the faith that I have in
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  Speaker 1: my relationship with God that enables me to just oftentimes,
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  Speaker 1: if I stay on the right course and believe a
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  Speaker 1: certain way and act a certain way, his blessings just poor.
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  Speaker 1: They just come, and it comes in a lot of
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  Speaker 1: little ways to I've started to notice, see, it ain't
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  Speaker 1: just a lot of people think blessings is money, and nah, man,
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  Speaker 1: that ain't it. It's coverage. It's every time my plane
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  Speaker 1: lands safe. It's every time they predict bad weather and
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  Speaker 1: I get up in the sky and it don't be
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  Speaker 1: no bad weather. You know, this or this is favor.
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  Speaker 1: These are blessings that get poured out to me. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: call me and offer me something, not money, but an opportunity,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Somebody say, hey, man, I don't know, but
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  Speaker 1: I sent this to you.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you might be interested in it.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody will send me a scripture, or somebody will send
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  Speaker 1: me something that's favor, and it always comes at a
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  Speaker 1: time when I need it the most. That's favor that's
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  Speaker 1: pouring out blessings.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm also the recipient of a lot of other blessings too.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've been blessed with health, that's amazing blessing.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 1: I've been blessed with a spirit of not quitting. I've
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  Speaker 1: been blessed with the ability to shoulder huge amounts of responsibility. See,
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  Speaker 1: blessings come a lot of ways. But once you tie
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  Speaker 1: in to God, once you tie in and you start
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  Speaker 1: doing the best you can do, and you start asking
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  Speaker 1: for Him to make you a better person, to help
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  Speaker 1: shape and mold you into the kind of man or
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  Speaker 1: person that he wants you to be. You be amazed
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  Speaker 1: what God can do with you. Man, if you just
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  Speaker 1: invite me in and allow him to be a part
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  Speaker 1: of your life. I mean, what you got to lose
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  Speaker 1: out there? Come on, if you're sitting in the cell
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  Speaker 1: this morning, why would you not change? You have a
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  Speaker 1: chance to turn your life around with a relationship with God.
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  Speaker 1: What you're waiting on? Are you gonna just keep doing
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  Speaker 1: it like that?
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  Speaker 2: Huh? Really?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, why would you do that to yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you not allow God to be a part
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  Speaker 1: of your life the way he wants you to be.
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  Speaker 1: God got some big plans for you. If he didn't,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't keep waking up.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, a lie, it's the Morning showy hey yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Charlie Strawberry calling for real.
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  Speaker 1: Junior kre Space, the magnificent nephew, very confused with his looks.
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  Speaker 2: He top top top up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good morning, Tuesday, Tuesday.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, we got with him last summer. You know
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  Speaker 5: what you just did right there, that's that's talent. You
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  Speaker 5: know how you did that was talent right there, that's talent.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's just gift you. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's not.
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  Speaker 2: It's the whole thing. Oh no, no, no, it's not
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  Speaker 2: the same. It's it's the nerve.
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  Speaker 4: Enlightened me.
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  Speaker 1: It's the nerve to sing in that tone first thing
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  Speaker 1: in the morning without asking nobody. That's what that's what
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  Speaker 1: the talent comes in the nerve of you.
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  Speaker 6: So when is a good time, because I need to
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  Speaker 6: probably take this advice. When it's a good time to
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  Speaker 6: tell somebody they have no talent in the Pacific field.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I try to make it a point to notify
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  Speaker 1: people of that on a daily basis. I try not
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  Speaker 1: to let her day go by without telling somebody to stop.
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  Speaker 7: This.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't what you do? You know now, I'm not a
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  Speaker 1: troll or anything like that on the Internet. I choose
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  Speaker 1: to let people live their life. But if you come
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  Speaker 1: into my personal space thinking that you have a particular
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  Speaker 1: skill set, and I recognize that you don't, but you
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  Speaker 1: continue to come over to my house and my space
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  Speaker 1: with it, I must stop you because, see, someone, I
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  Speaker 1: am not the Church. The church says come as you are,
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  Speaker 1: and God loves you just the way you are. Clearly
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  Speaker 1: I am not the Lord. I don't love you just
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  Speaker 1: the way you are. I love you if you fix
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  Speaker 1: a couple of things first. But yeah, don't, I don't
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  Speaker 1: do that. I don't love you just the way you are. No,
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  Speaker 1: you got to fix a couple of things before you
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  Speaker 1: come back over here. So you know, if you come
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  Speaker 1: over to me and you're a little strong. I stand off.
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  Speaker 1: I say, hey, may you need to do something which self?
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  Speaker 4: All right, it is time now for the nephew to
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  Speaker 2: New church gospel quiz.
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  Speaker 7: We're gonna need you to know a few things about
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  Speaker 7: the church if you're gonna be sitting up in here.
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  Speaker 7: All right, white folks and listen to the Steve Hard
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  Speaker 7: Morning Show, pay attention. This is a quiz. This is
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  Speaker 7: how you fit in when you go to a black church.
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  Speaker 7: All right, cat dog, if you would.
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  Speaker 3: This is Grant. He Hey, great, this is brother Lewis Finley.
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling from Mouth Sign Missionary Baptist Church. You and
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  Speaker 3: your wife just joined the couple of weeks ago, Am
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  Speaker 3: I right? Absolutely? Yes? Okay, So now listen. I wanted
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  Speaker 3: to reach out to you. I know you guys have
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  Speaker 3: started the uh the orientation and from my understanding you
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  Speaker 3: you finished one one class of orientation. You got three
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  Speaker 3: more to go?
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  Speaker 2: Is that right? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right, all right. So first of all,
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  Speaker 3: I want to say welcome to not out Sign that
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  Speaker 3: and and I hope you are enjoying yourself. I know
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  Speaker 3: that you and your wife are a mixed couple. You
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  Speaker 3: you're a Caucasian and she's she's black. Are you Are
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  Speaker 3: you liking the church so far?
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  Speaker 2: Grant? Absolutely, we really are enjoying it.
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  Speaker 8: We completed our first orientation and uh yeah, so far,
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  Speaker 8: we're really enjoying it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, did I catch at a bad time? I
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  Speaker 3: am at work right now, but it's okay. I've got
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  Speaker 3: a couple of I've got a couple of minutes, Okay, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to call you, man. I was worried
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  Speaker 3: I know you because I don't think you know this,
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  Speaker 3: but you are the first cart Pasion to join our church,
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  Speaker 3: and I just want to make sure you kind of
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  Speaker 3: knew the language and and just just kind of knowing
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  Speaker 3: what the Black Church is all about. And there's certain
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  Speaker 3: sins and different things I think you should know so
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  Speaker 3: that you know. I just don't want you to say
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  Speaker 3: that the wrong thing while you at the church, if
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  Speaker 3: that makes sense, Okay, Okay, So what I wanted to do,
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  Speaker 3: like I wanted to give you a little Black Church
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  Speaker 3: quiz so you can kind of maybe if you could
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  Speaker 3: let me know where you are, you know, if you're
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  Speaker 3: on a lower level or a high level as far
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  Speaker 3: as being knowledgeable about the Black Church, like feel this
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  Speaker 3: blank in for me, grant and if you don't matter,
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  Speaker 3: I just want to take a liberty of time and
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  Speaker 3: I let you get back to work. But First of all,
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  Speaker 3: give a blank to God. What would go in that blank?
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  Speaker 3: Right there?
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  Speaker 8: First of all, give a blank to God.
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  Speaker 2: Now all I can think of something has give thanks
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  Speaker 2: to God.
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  Speaker 3: Uh No, see that's wrong. See that's wrong. See see
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  Speaker 3: what it is is. First of all, give a honor
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  Speaker 3: to y'all. All right, remember that. First of all, give
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  Speaker 3: an honor to God. You got that? Okay, yes, yes, okay.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, give an honor to God, who is
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  Speaker 3: the blank of my life? What? What? What? What goes
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  Speaker 3: in the blank? First of all, give an honor to God,
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  Speaker 3: who is the blank of my life, the love of
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  Speaker 3: my life. No, no, see that's that's that's that's wrong.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, give an honor to God, who is
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  Speaker 3: the head of my life. Did you do you share that?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, okay, I just are you sure?
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure about that?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? I'm definitely sure about mine. Don't don't don't. What
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  Speaker 3: I don't want you to do is question what I know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm from the Black Church. I know you.
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  Speaker 2: No, I wasn't.
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  Speaker 8: I wasn't questioning you, sir.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't question. I'm sorry. I just always heard it
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  Speaker 3: that way. But okay, So so I'm trying to give
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  Speaker 3: you the understanding of knowing what the Black Church is about.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, I understand.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just I appreciate you.
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  Speaker 2: I apologize.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Now, look, I don't know these answers obviously, but I've
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  Speaker 4: got a meeting.
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  Speaker 3: I got to get to here in a minute.
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  Speaker 4: Like this, I'm curious if everyone in the.
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  Speaker 3: Church gets these stone calls. Well wait a minute, wait
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  Speaker 3: a minute, grand I know what you have a meaning,
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  Speaker 3: But what's more important your meeting or knowing your position
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  Speaker 3: at the Black Church? What what's more important?
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  Speaker 8: I really don't have time for this right now.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe it's actually happening.
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  Speaker 8: Like, does your pastor even know that you're calling you
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  Speaker 8: right now?
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  Speaker 3: Well? No, I took the liberty of myself. What I
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  Speaker 3: realized you was Caucasian, that I would call and try
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  Speaker 3: to help you so you would know what to do
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  Speaker 3: when you're in the Black Church, when people are saying
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  Speaker 3: certain things you Okay, okay, Grant, if you don't man,
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  Speaker 3: just do this for me, Grant, Like, do you know
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  Speaker 3: what hooping is?
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  Speaker 4: Hooping?
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  Speaker 7: Like?
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  Speaker 8: Who's a hooping?
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  Speaker 3: H No, Cooping is when the past that is at
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  Speaker 3: the end of his sermon, so listen to this. Oh no,
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  Speaker 3: got him do that fun? If you would grant? Oh hello,
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  Speaker 3: oh god, oh my no, no, no, come on you
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  Speaker 3: wit me? Oh no, no, got him go.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm doing this.
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  Speaker 3: Oh lo yeah, oh god, oh mighty. Okay, Greg, do
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  Speaker 3: you think maybe it's possible that means you could have
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  Speaker 3: some sessions before you come back to the church and
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  Speaker 3: I can prepare you more. Hey man, let's listen.
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  Speaker 2: You have caught me at a really bad time, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm quite honestly just so frustrated.
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  Speaker 8: Like I've never heard of a quiz like this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really offended to be, Like, do you guys not
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  Speaker 2: want me.
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  Speaker 8: To go here church anymore? Like, as matter of fact,
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  Speaker 8: you should be calling my wife right now.
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  Speaker 4: She's black.
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  Speaker 3: Well, she should already know the coolest questions you the
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  Speaker 3: ones don't know who I'm gonna call her? I said,
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  Speaker 3: call you.
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  Speaker 8: I am at work right now.
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  Speaker 3: I have a meeting to get to in just a minute.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: And I hold on a second, I have got to
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  Speaker 3: close my office door. This is so embarrassing.
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  Speaker 8: I have never ever received a phone call like this
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  Speaker 8: in my life.
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  Speaker 4: And you better be lucky. I mean, I want to
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  Speaker 4: talk to your pastor.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: I am going to talk to him next Sunday.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: No joke.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Well, I didn't mean to put you to get hostile
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: like that. I had a meaning that you. I didn't
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: mean to upset you or nothing like that. Cannot Can
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I say something else to you? One last thing? And
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: I have to go? Okay, I just want to let
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: you know that this is nephew. Tell me from the
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Steve harbit more on the show. Your wife Carolyn got
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: me to brank phone call you shut up, shut up.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: I am so sorry.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I am so sorry, Grett. You gotta do it for
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: me one more time. Oh oh no, oh yeah, okay, man,
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: look at do this for me. Tell me what is
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: the baddest I mean, the baddest radio show in the land,
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: The Steve Harvey Morning Show all the way?
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: All right, nephew, come on, come on, coming up next,
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: ask the COLO with their chief love Officer, Steve Harvey
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: in the building, ready for your love questions. Right after this,
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:45
  Speaker 9: Christmas is a time for joy, and joy is most
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  Speaker 9: powerful when it's shared. At the Salvation Army. Your twenty
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• 20:17
  Speaker 4: It is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Steve Harvey in the building. All right, here we go.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: Anthony inmobile says, I dropped my car off to get
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: a new tire, and a coworker dropped me off at home.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: My wife didn't know I was at home, and she
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: came in on her speaker phone and I heard a
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: man say he tried to call her. Later she saw
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: me and dropped her phone. I've been avoiding her and
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: she wants to explain. What do I do?
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Let her explain?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you've been avoiding her and she wants to explain.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Let her explain. Now you're about to find out that
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: women women You were.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Going to say that, and.
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: How better they are at it?
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, let her explain.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: That's all all right, just let her explain.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Do I wonder what she's gonna say?
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: What what do you?
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Well yeah, hello.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hold hold on, what would you? What would y'all say?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: My baby?
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: It was just a friend. Yeah, we're going to give you.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to tell you this, but you know
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: we're planning a surprise party for you.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: And no, no, no, wait a minute, wait a minute,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: wait a minute. Oh so we could have friends?
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Now, well, I mean just somebody.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay, so we called okay, so we call
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: the people were cool with?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Now okay, somebody associated? Yeah, okay, cool, ain't no problem, hey, Shirley,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: next question?
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: All right, Kennedy and Gary. You met Kennedy and Gary
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Wright after eight years of marriage. My husband try it's
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: to blackmail me into doing things. If I say no
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: to sex, he reminds me that he gave me a
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: new car for my birthday, or that he's taking me
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: to Vegas for Christmas. I told him to take the
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: car back, and he hid the keys from me. He is,
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: so patty. Did I handle this the wrong way?
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Well? I mean.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: He took the keys back, y'all married? I don't I
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: don't really know what's going on in your house. I
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: don't really understand.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: You not gonna have a sip with me. You're not
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: driving your.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Car, okay, Yeah, it's Patty gonna hurt the most though,
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: right her not driving her?
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're not having sex.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, you got that can ob Yeah you got that
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: et car key, and you.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Still ain't having sick You stupid.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Dude, she said, He's so petty, really it is. U.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: So what should she do to get a car back?
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: The car keys?
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what's happening.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: The gold in there, Honey, I'm home.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: You know, you know ain't ain't like y'all ain did
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: it before.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: So you know.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Trying to get your car keys back?
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, come on in here. You gotta do what
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: you gotta do.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta get this car, you know.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: And then then then you wake up next morning this
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: this blankety blank that took the washing machine.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: She just got the dryer.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I got to get in here, get this washing machine back. Good,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: you wake up the next morning, this fool and put
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: a lock on the refrigerator.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Go back in here.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to make her say, well, come on, boys,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I make this say which come on.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Moving on to Delane and Toledo. Delane says, my brother
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: and I live together, and he's dating a wild woman.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: I walked into the kitchen and she was on the
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: other side of the island on her knees. I've asked
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: him to be respectful or move out. He said, I
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: should move Which one of us should leave?
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Who on their knees?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Though, Oh, it's kind of crazy. You don't want to
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: walk in on it. You know your brother here, you
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: don't want to walk in? Who should want of y'all
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: got the dog?
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: I leave?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I leave that man. I'm gonna let you have
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: it here, Go get you another spot. Yeah, you probably
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: need a better place anyway.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: The island dog, the kitchen.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, Oh he happened to before. Y'all bet
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen. Act like you.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Turn washing machine on. Turn on this.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: It's too much high water. Cut the water down. So
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, the fool be on here. Wait, the
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: fool be on here?
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: All right, Moving on to Hazel and Charlotte.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Right on the cutting board. Stop.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm not gonna hold on to the high chair.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Just where the baby eat.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: That's why you drawn a lot.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Now, I'm not holding on to this high chair.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Now, all right, Hazel and Charlotte says, I worked from
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: home and during a zoom call, my husband was trying
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: to be funny and he yelled out for me to
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: come back to bed. My boss excused me from the
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: call and then send an email saying it's a privilege
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: to work from home and I'm ruining my privileges. How
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: do I stop a forty nine year old man from
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: acting so silly?
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: You need this?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Well for that now?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Man, you've been here, dog, No, you're messing with her money? Yeah,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, bro, who don't understand that? Yeah, she gotta
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: be professional because if she lose her job and she
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: back home in the bed, you ain't gonna like that.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that right now. So I don't really know.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: You just gotta talk to your husband. You know he can't.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: This is not the place to play.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: I may work no boundaries with that, yeah, Kenny?
• 26:28
  Speaker 9: And is he not at work?
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: What's happening? Everybody? In a minute?
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: You keep on your next line, you're gonna hear you're
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: still in it. Yeah.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's why I want to know. How did
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: he say it? Steve? While she's on the zoom call.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: You don't be back in this bed girl.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: You played too much? Yeah, a little too much. The
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: privilege to work at home, work from home, it is, yeah,
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: we enjoy it. Work from home.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: When I draw right now, this is a beautiful.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Thing, all of us.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Why would you Why would you wear something to go
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: to the room next though? Why would you do that?
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: What is that for? I have respect? All we got
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: on the shirts. All us got shirts.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom three times doing the show,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: So I think you.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Should have some more y.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, thank you.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I stand up here, I stand up in front of this.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Came the whole camera black out.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Anyway, all right, thank you, c l O. Except for
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: that laugh?
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Steve Harbin, Marty show Man. You can't do nothing around
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: my crack at your tattoo. You can't sketch on it,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: you can't. You can't put tracing paper on my crack.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna hold steal. I just can't do
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: it because I'm a clinch. I'm gonna clinch. I'm gonna
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: tell your paper up, I'm gonna tell your paper. I'm
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: just trying to tell you you.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Can't get nothing.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I can't do nothing around mind. I'm telling you right,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna work. I don't know what pencil you got.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: You think he's gonna draw, but you're finna get your
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: pencil broke. That's all I'm taking. Little tattoo gun ain't
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to work no more?
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: How does I snap a needle?
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: Coming up?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Right after.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. So Steve, what is up?
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: What are you sick about? You're sick of see some.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Stuff and I'm just tired of see and I'm gonna
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: just start calling people out.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Do it big golf.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't don't stuff I don't like.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: See.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Here's number one right here, me and standing at bus
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: stops trying to holler at women.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: With you doubt. Yeah, are you serious?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: You're trying to holler? She'd have pulled up at the
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: light you've been over. Hey, Hey, hey, you can't fire?
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: No, No, she can't. She got a can you don't.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Isn't that get it? Every day? Call him out?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Here's another one, small shiki, small small.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Ski, big people. Hey, don't you you know that's supposed
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: to be loose and long.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: You can't be with the movement. When you're showing, you don't.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Move your name, the showing under your darts.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: The magal right there, man.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I don't like people that are still wearing nugget w reings.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: What you are talking about my grandfather?
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Who that's funny? What else?
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I don't like men, men who carry their packs of cools.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I'm in the sleeve or their T shirt. And since
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: we're doing that, I don't like women that came money
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: lighter cigarettes and they brawl.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: You keep going in there, calling about.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Tell you something else, something still found the white They
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: still had.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: That fanny past.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, man, and nobody never looked good in
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: the fanny past.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Coming back.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: They don't look good.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: They don't look.
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: I was in that lady.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Tourists wear them all the time.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he said that, He said that.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Calls calls that still got spindles on the spinning.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: They stopped and.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I got one for you, fat man. Yeah, fat men
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: who wear bodies. God, have you ever seen this right here?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Babies with gold teeth?
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that downside a lot.
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: I never Yeah, they still the angle, yeah they do
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: that about.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, last little what you guys, come on bego.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I'm sick of people put duct tape.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Window.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Don't you defeat the purpose of it being a window?
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: I got his cracked.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dog, I saw a dude in a car had
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: cut out a sheet of plywood to put it on
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: his wriar on his mirror. He had a photough drive
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: aside that dough plywood.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Wow, you stick a lot.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: A lot.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Last thing I hate, Oh we got more short people
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: with tall orders? Why I got to be the butt?
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: Wow?
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Know who the hell he was talking about? If you
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: throw a.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Rock in a pack of dog, the one that holler
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: is the one.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: You hear, it could have been the one you almost hear.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: You don't well tell me.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: All I said was I hate short people with tall orders.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Got the beach. I hate tall people ideas?
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: What what other than Shirley? Because Shirley is an average
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: woman's hype. You're the shortest person on this show.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: Wow, No, and stopped saying that. People coming up to
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: me after each show, You're not that short. You're not
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: that stuff like anybody told you that. Yes, I'm serious,
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: stream right now, shut up.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Looking down, Tommy. They said, I hate to point this out,
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: but they said you're not that But they did short
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: waves exactly exactly. I think that Black America said that
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Black America.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Black America talks to me.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: American person in Black America.
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: That's how a new bitch, Black American spoke to me.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: So that's it. That's your list. That's all. You give
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: us one more on the.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Black America stands for something. Black is any Yes, an acronym.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: It's actually be period al period A PSCP.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: You're can mess us up. We just give it that
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: right back in the mood.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Come on, black is an acronym, Tommy, it stands for
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: being lacking and come right up to the knee.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: That's Tommy's Blackhamer.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: No, it's not y'all.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey is Shirley Strawberry.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: You know who taught me my ABC's and what it
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: means to be kind Sesame Street Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: behind Sesame Street, is still doing that for kids everywhere.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Elmo and Cookie Monster are out there teaching kindness, empathy,
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: and joy. But they need our help to keep it going.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: So this holiday season, visit Sesame dot org and donate
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: what you can. Once again, please visit Sesame dot org
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: this holiday season because the world needs sesame and Sesame
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: needs you. All right, guys, it's time for would you
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: rather here we go now? Would you rather take a
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: body shot off your partner, your date, whoever you're with,
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: or would you rather for them to take a body
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: shot off you? This? This like.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: A shot? Would you take a shot off of them?
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Or a shot off you?
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Ain't gonna believe the level of Linton my billy button.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Let me take the one off of you.
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: I'm not my stomach can't hold a shot glass.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: It's gonna keep yeah, take it off, it's gonna keep
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: flipping over.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: Just what about you, Steve? You didn't answer.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: But a body shot like.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I definitely take it off her though. Yeah, I got
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: big enough lift. You don't even need the glass. You
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: get to try a shout off for you?
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: All right, here's another one. Would you rather be in
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: the Hall of Fame? Or a sports career or a
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: music career?
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Oh? Oh, sport? Yeah?
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Like football or basketball, baseball? Something? Yeah, not music as
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: much as you love music.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: See oh, roscill Wallace already got that covered. I ain't
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: worried about that. My all to egos in the.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Time somebody getting inducted. This help he can credit for
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: all that?
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: This show? What about you now?
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Music? I can't sing a lick that'd be name. I
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: know you weren't gonna say sports. Shut up, junior. He
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: was be in there for what he said, he said,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: be in there for what music? Music? What did you
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: go wanna be a little drummer boy?
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: And from.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: I remember when Tom was a little boy and he
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: was in the Christmas Player. He got mad, We're not
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: gonna do it this year. We're not gonna do it.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: That's what That's what I was trying to tell him
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: every year, because I just Tim was so small. Every
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: year I made him play Baby Jesus. He look, he
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: want to be a wise man. That's anybody got no
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: time be trying to explain how little your man you
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: a little boy, you finna be Baby Jesus every year
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: and that.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Lay down in that hey and quit moving and keep
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: your face covered. You look old. Come on, sir, all right,
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: I want to go wise man this year. You're not
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: gonna be no man. You're to show baby.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: All right, Thank you guys, Hey.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Good morning, this is your man, Steve Harvey and my
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: favorite Christmas memory is my mom and dad, my mother
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: and father. Man, I miss him, soul. Have a wonderful
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: holiday season from yours truly. Right here, your boy, Steve
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Harvey and the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, this is
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  Speaker 4: the game of who most likely to on the show.
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  Speaker 4: This is a holiday edition. Guys, here we go, who's
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  Speaker 4: most likely on the show to have matching pajamas with
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  Speaker 4: the family.
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  Speaker 7: We keep talking under your pajamas, my wife. This is
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  Speaker 7: starting to get in first. But go ahead, Stan So.
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  Speaker 4: Then it's you, Tommy?
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  Speaker 3: Is it? No?
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  Speaker 2: Sure it's you.
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  Speaker 4: It's not me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh me, yes, I was gonna say, Steve, okay, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: let me sit up straight, come out to say something
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  Speaker 1: about me and my family.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead, let me hear what? Go ahead?
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  Speaker 4: Are you going with this? Most likely on the show
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  Speaker 4: to have matching pajamas with their family? It is not hard.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: What what is this attitude about?
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  Speaker 2: Though I was yet, but it's gaudried and done it
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  Speaker 2: three times.
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  Speaker 4: Get your nephew though he's I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: What that attitude is.
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  Speaker 9: I'm gonna throw this back at you.
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  Speaker 4: We on the ass.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell? Y'all talking about my family.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, up, but I thought I had missed something, I said, Man, So.
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  Speaker 4: All right, most likely to what Who's most likely on
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  Speaker 4: the show to have the tallest Christmas tree? I see? Yeah, see, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: well we know who had it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't put the tree up, boy, if.
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  Speaker 1: You not, if you want a stall, right, put the
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  Speaker 1: tree up. Lad this tree down and let him put in.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna have yeah, all right. Who one
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  Speaker 4: of the show is most likely to argue with relatives
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  Speaker 4: during the holidays. That's all of us. That's gotta bey though,
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  Speaker 4: because he's just arguing with us right now.
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  Speaker 1: All right, probably, I'm sure that's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 2: I know that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, Junior, it's Junior. Okay, well I'm right
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  Speaker 4: behind you, Junior.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't care. You got people over the house
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  Speaker 2: stealing this stuff on Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: I love Junior's family.
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  Speaker 2: Problems, drinking problems and all this. Junior. Guys.
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  Speaker 4: Most likely on the show to fry a turkey for
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  Speaker 4: Christmas dinner? Tom Tommy and It's delicious time. Who's most
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  Speaker 4: likely to have a German chocolate cake for Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: About it?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, who's most likely to make gumbo for Christmas dinner?
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  Speaker 2: To do that and it's Christmas? What is you most
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  Speaker 2: likely to do? Your name ain't came up if I
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  Speaker 2: hear sometime.
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  Speaker 4: Who's most likely to make chili for Christmas dinner?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably you. Chili there, y'all, we have a
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  Speaker 1: chili whome mail for dinner for long kids. All the
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  Speaker 1: grandkids sitting around table crying.
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  Speaker 10: Oh no, chili, grandmother, just like the chili we have thingsgiving.
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  Speaker 10: We had the same chili Easter friend chili from July show.
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  Speaker 2: Make sh make it a can?
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  Speaker 4: I grated some cheese.
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  Speaker 2: Dang all right?
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  Speaker 4: Who's most likely to dress up at as Santa and
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  Speaker 4: hand out gifts?
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  Speaker 2: He would?
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  Speaker 1: That would be yeah, Tommy him dress up, make the boy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not doing it.
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  Speaker 2: I just said dress we make doing it would work?
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  Speaker 2: Shout about him?
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  Speaker 4: What is he wearing though.
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  Speaker 1: The elf outfit? He wear the same thing he wear
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  Speaker 1: here in that tree making him cookies? Suits the same suit, No,
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  Speaker 1: two different suits.
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  Speaker 4: Me man, let's see, he's gonna be mad. He's gonna
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  Speaker 4: be mad till next year. Now, oh man, all right,
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  Speaker 4: thank you guys. Coming up next, it is the nephew
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  Speaker 4: with today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening
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  Speaker 4: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at about
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  Speaker 4: four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today,
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  Speaker 4: and the subject is get this. I can tell by
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  Speaker 4: the smell. Woo. No, that's all right. Powerful punch, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 4: I can tell by the smell. We'll get into it
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  Speaker 4: in just a few but right now the nephew is
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  Speaker 4: here with today's prank phone call. What you got for
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  Speaker 4: his new.
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  Speaker 7: Your wife is having a black baby.
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  Speaker 2: I know it didn't go right.
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  Speaker 7: I'm your wife, Yeah, is having a black baby?
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  Speaker 3: Lord?
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  Speaker 2: Get on board?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 4: Do you remember that scene in Lice.
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  Speaker 7: When they were by I been locked before. I ain't
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  Speaker 7: got no problem, make no adjustments.
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  Speaker 11: Then back Brady was classic.
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  Speaker 2: It is your wife having a black baby.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I'm looking for a William.
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  Speaker 2: How you doing? Listen? My name is Simmons. I was
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to uh oh man.
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  Speaker 7: My wife and I evidently go to the same uh
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  Speaker 7: fertility specialist that you and your wife go to.
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  Speaker 2: Doctor. Doctor. You know, are you familiar with doctor?
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  Speaker 8: I'm familiar with doctor, but that's supposed to be confidential.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm aware of that as well, Sir. My wife
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  Speaker 7: is out on business right now. She's she's gone for
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  Speaker 7: I won't be back until Tuesday. But I got a
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  Speaker 7: call today, a very disturbing phone call, and wanted to
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  Speaker 7: you know, I looked your number up. They did tell
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  Speaker 7: me what was going on, and kind of wanted to let.
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  Speaker 8: You make somebody told you my number you got You
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  Speaker 8: got my number from somebody.
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  Speaker 2: No, I looked up your number.
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  Speaker 7: Uh here here it is in that show My wife
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  Speaker 7: and I evidently you and you and your wife have
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  Speaker 7: been going through the same type of problems of trying
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  Speaker 7: to get pregnant and so forth and so on, and uh.
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  Speaker 7: From my understanding, your wife is what four or five
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  Speaker 7: months pregnant.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 8: Ye wait a minute, ye, my wife is exactly five
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  Speaker 8: months pregnant. But I'm still confused on how you're getting
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  Speaker 8: in touch with me and what this has to do
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  Speaker 8: with me. Well, I mean, all that stuff that we've
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  Speaker 8: gone through is totally confidential, and I'm kind of offended
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  Speaker 8: at you're.
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  Speaker 2: I understand that.
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  Speaker 7: Well, what's what's happening is I got a phone call
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  Speaker 7: from the doctor's office today. It seems like there's been
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  Speaker 7: a huge mistake by the doctor's office. Evidently your wife
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  Speaker 7: has been artificially inseminated with my seed. And I was
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  Speaker 7: what I mean, I'm just as disturbed as you are.
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  Speaker 7: You know what I mean, because I mean, me and
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  Speaker 7: my wife are you know, my wife is too much pregnant.
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  Speaker 8: And finally, how could they do something like that? I mean,
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  Speaker 8: that doesn't make any sense, sir.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 7: All I know is is that you know, I hate
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  Speaker 7: to use the expression, but I'm I'm I'm your wife's
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  Speaker 7: baby's daddy.
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  Speaker 2: And and.
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  Speaker 8: No, okay, wait a minute, no, no, no, no, so mixed
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  Speaker 8: that that doesn't happen, no way.
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  Speaker 7: So I'm trying to make sure I bring the news
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  Speaker 7: to you and see if there's anything that we can
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  Speaker 7: do to I mean, I mean, after being five months pregnant,
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  Speaker 7: it's kind of hard to direct to find a problem.
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  Speaker 8: So okay, and I want this to sound rude, and
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  Speaker 8: I want to sound wrong. You said, baby daddy, are
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  Speaker 8: you black?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah black.
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  Speaker 8: And my wife is gonna have a black baby.
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  Speaker 7: Well yeah, your wife is gonna have a black baby.
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  Speaker 7: But what I want you to know is I'm not
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  Speaker 7: paying no down support that's.
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  Speaker 8: What about child support? And my wife is having some
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  Speaker 8: other black dude's kid. Are you crazy?
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  Speaker 7: No, I'm not, No, I'm not out of my mind.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just saying I didn't lay it down and conceive
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  Speaker 7: a child with your with your wife, so I'm making
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  Speaker 7: sure I'm not going to be paying the child support.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not even worried about the child support. I don't
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  Speaker 8: pay the child support. I'm worried about some doctor making
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  Speaker 8: a huge mistake. And and oh my god, we're gonna
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  Speaker 8: have a black baby. I can't believe that. This is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 8: It's unbelievable, and I can't believe you call my house,
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  Speaker 8: give me the doctors, should give me this.
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  Speaker 3: What don't you want it?
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  Speaker 7: It doesn't matter who gives you the news, as long
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  Speaker 7: as you get the news. Now what I want you
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  Speaker 7: to do with this? Please don't be giving the baby
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  Speaker 7: no white names and stuff.
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  Speaker 8: I can't believe that you're so this is incredible, incredible.
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  Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, call me. I'm trying to give me
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  Speaker 8: the I'm ready to go crazy. This is crazy.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, this, this is this is no reason to be violent, sir.
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  Speaker 7: You see what I'm saying this already.
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  Speaker 8: You're worried about me, about paying child support and talking
• 49:33
  Speaker 8: about your seed and and your baby's daddy. You know, Oh, man,
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  Speaker 8: this this is bringing the best out of me. I
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  Speaker 8: can promise you. Unbelievable man.
• 49:43
  Speaker 7: Let me let me ask yourself, Sir, do you think
• 49:45
  Speaker 7: you may need angle management? I mean, you're not gonna
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  Speaker 7: are you gonna? You're not gonna. You're not gonna beat
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: my child?
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  Speaker 2: Are you?
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  Speaker 8: Old?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 8: You know how to push man's butt. I can promise you. Man,
• 50:01
  Speaker 8: that's crazy. No, I ain't gonna beat nobody's baby.
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  Speaker 7: I don't want you being violent to me and your
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: wife's baby.
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  Speaker 8: Spin this thing around? Un where do you live?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 8: Who does this?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 8: Is this because I'm man? This is crazy?
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: Well, here's what I'm gonna ask you. Do you think
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: you might want to be the godfather to the child.
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  Speaker 8: To my own kid?
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  Speaker 3: No?
• 50:29
  Speaker 8: I guess it wouldn't be my kid because me and
• 50:32
  Speaker 8: your wife's child. You don't you say that you're crazy?
• 50:36
  Speaker 8: Don't you say that? Say that that drives me even
• 50:40
  Speaker 8: thinking about something like that.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: It's me talk about something like that.
• 50:43
  Speaker 8: But it's me and your wife's chea. So don't you
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: even talk like that. You're crazy. I'll tear a hole
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: in your head. Don't you talk like that?
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you're gonna tell a hold and who hey?
• 50:55
  Speaker 8: You in your head? You crazy?
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: How me up?
• 50:59
  Speaker 7: This is the kind of thing I don't want my
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: child around this time, This type of talk, this type
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: of violence. See your white folks get mad and want
• 51:07
  Speaker 7: to kill everybody in the room. Don't you kill who
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: you mad at? Why do y'all do that?
• 51:12
  Speaker 8: You? You this? Man?
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Can I can? I Can I say one more thing
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: to you? Can I do that?
• 51:19
  Speaker 8: I don't know if I can take any more of
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: this for me? Man, I'm jumped to the phone.
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: I got one more thing to say to you. This
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: You just got pranked by your wife.
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: Oh you're gonna kill that. It took her so long,
• 51:43
  Speaker 8: Try to get taken it. She's gonna play play a
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: game like this. That's I got me, man, You freaking
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: god me man. Yeah, we listened to Steve Harvey radio
• 51:51
  Speaker 8: show all the time. Man, that's awesome. She doesn't great.
• 51:55
  Speaker 8: Oh man, I'm gonna go find her and give her
• 51:57
  Speaker 8: a big kiss. I'm gonna do that far.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: God, man, I got one of them.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: I got one more question for you, baby. What is
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: the baddest radio show in the land?
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: The Steve Harvey Radio Show in the morning.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: But y'all think about that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have too much.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I'm really really wrong on so many no words.
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  Speaker 2: But did you like it though?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 11: I'm gonna pray for you though, I am. Oh, they
• 52:29
  Speaker 11: praying for me all over the harder, pray harder. How
• 52:32
  Speaker 11: you like something you got to pray for because it's funny.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, you don't be nervous enough. He
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: just got public, just shopping, that's his job.
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: No, No, I be nervous in public. Then I'd be nervous.
• 52:45
  Speaker 7: I had a few people run up on me. You
• 52:47
  Speaker 7: have to run up home. You have a feel like
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: whooping coming? You have a feel one.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Can yeah not Yeah, I got better than that.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: You have a it comes well, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about I had the feeling and then it
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  Speaker 1: arrived right after that.
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  Speaker 4: Come coming up next today Strawberry letters. Subject. I can
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  Speaker 4: tell by the smell. We'll get into it right after this.
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  Speaker 1: Mister Steve Bob Marty show Man, I love the fact
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  Speaker 1: that God is who he is.
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  Speaker 2: God is everything.
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  Speaker 1: He's all powerful, all all seeing, all prevailing, all doing,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: all knowing. Whatever you need, God got it. You have
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: got to have a relationship with him. He is the
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: one entity that is ever present at all times. Steve
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  Speaker 1: Show coming up right after you're.
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  Speaker 4: Listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
• 54:29
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• 54:38
  Speaker 4: gonna read this one right here, right now, and you
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  Speaker 4: never know, it could be yours right, Junior.
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  Speaker 2: Y's right, It could be yours right.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 6: Ladies, jentlemen, it's time for the Strawberry Letter with my
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: good friend Shirley Strawberry.
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: Thank you, my good friend, Junior. Subject. I can tell
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: by the smells this Stephen Shirley. I've been married for
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: almost forty years. I have a thirty eight year old
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: son that has moved back into my house, and my
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: husband is overjoyed to have a running buddy. They're out
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: from sun up to sundown on Saturdays, and I was
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: cool with it at first, until one of my son's
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: friends approached my husband and I at the grocery store recently.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: His name, her name is Muriel, and she's got a
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: small restaurant that a lot of single men and women
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  Speaker 4: hang out at, eating, drinking and carrying one I didn't
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  Speaker 4: know that my husband was hanging out at Muriels until
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: I smelled her. She smelled like she had been in
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: a kitchen and then sprayed some cheap body spray over
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: the grease smell in her clothes. That is what my
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: husband smells like when he comes home, comes in late
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: at night with our sons. I asked her how things
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: were going down at the restaurant and she said things
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: are going great and looked at my husband. I stayed
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: tight lipped until we got.
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  Speaker 2: In the car.
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  Speaker 4: I asked if he'd been hanging out at her place,
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: and he said it's a place for our son's friends,
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: not an old man, and like him. His clothes sure
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  Speaker 4: does smell like he's been to Muriels a few times,
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  Speaker 4: and he even had a little of Muriels fragrance on
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  Speaker 4: his shirt before. He couldn't possibly be messing around with
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: Muriel because she is not a petite woman. He's five
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: to nine and Muriel is a tall woman. I could
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: not get the truth out of my husband nor my son.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: My son said he hangs out there sometimes, but his
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: dad is never with him. I asked him where his
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: dad is while he's hanging out at Muriels and he
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: said he didn't know. I am too old to be
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: driving by Muriels looking around for my husband. If nothing
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: is going on, why does he smell like a cafe?
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Why won't they tell me the truth? Okay, sys, now
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: you know that's not happening. You know that's not going
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: to happen. The truth. Uh uh sorry, ma'am, but he's
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: not going to tell you the truth because he can't,
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: He won't, he ain't, he refuses to. He wants to
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  Speaker 4: keep on cheating, on and on and on whatever he's
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: been with Muriel, because he knows how you will react.
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  Speaker 4: He's never gonna admit that. Okay, he's never gonna admit that,
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  Speaker 4: because he knows you're gonna go off on him. You'll
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: be mad, you'll be hurt, you'll be customed, you'll be angry,
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: you'll be upset, devastated, betrayed, want to leave, and want
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: to kill him, all of those things. So many many
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: reasons why he won't tell you the truth. You know,
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: cheating and lying go together. You know, you usually don't
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: do one without the other, and you usually don't have
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: one without the other. Or that would be some sort
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: of open relationship. If he told you the truth, you
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: know that he was sleeping with Muriel, then you know
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: that's like an open relationship. He's letting you know what
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: he's doing. Okay. I just think you know he's a
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: typical cheater who wants his cake and eat it too.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: If you're in a restaurant, sometimes the smell might get
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: in your clothes, depending on what's on the menu. I'll
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: give you that, but that does not explain Miss Muriel's
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: perfume on him, her fragrance. Like you said, he had
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: to be in close contact with her. But here's the thing.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: If you're waiting for him, waiting around for him to
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: tell you the truth, forget it. That's not gonna happen
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: from him or your son. They're thinking, Steve's right now,
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: So do you? I say, trust your instincts. Okay, if
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: it looks like a duck and smells like a duck
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: in this case, you already know what's up. Steve.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: It's so much to unpacking this lesson.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, first of all, I've been married for almost forty
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: years and got a thirty eight year old son. Let's
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: just say they got married at twenty. Okay, they had
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: a child two years later. Let's just say that that
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: means that the woman is sixty. Now you're thirty eight
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: year old. To move back in the house with y'all,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: you got a running mate, and if they hang out
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: all the time. And then one of your friends approached
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: you all at the grocery store. The friend happened to
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: be a woman named Miriam who's got a restaurant that
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: a lot of single people hang out at, eating, drinking
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: and all that.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: Now you say, I.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Didn't know that your husband, your husband was hanging out
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: at Muriels until I smelled her. Oh lord, So now
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: we got a marriage hanging in the balance based off
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: your skills as a blood hound?
• 59:33
  Speaker 10: Boy?
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Ain't this letter taking an ignatic turn right here?
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: See?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Women, I respect you all for you all forensic skills,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: and I respect you all for you all's intuition. I
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: really do. I don't think there's none greater. But this
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: whole letter is based on smell that what is here? Now,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gona struggle with this one with you a little bit.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you. She got some restaurants
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: single men hangout. You didn't know your husband was hanging
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: out the Murrors until I smelled her. She smelled like
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: she had been in the kitchen that sprayed, cheap bodies
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: sprayed over the grease, smelled in her clothes, dark going it.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: That is what my husband smelled like when he come
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: home late at night with our sons.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: Dum dune done what.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: You matching smells? See?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Now, if your husband and Muriel was right next to
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: each other, smelling just like each other at the same time.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: I got you, but these are never they together with
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: the same smell. Oh, lord, lady. I asked her how
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: things were going down in her restaurant. She said, things
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: are going great, and then looked at my husband. They
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: going great. Oh she knows you're down there. There's a
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: way out.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Of this for him. See.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: But then we got to deal with some other the
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: facts too, lady.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: So I'll be right, all right, Hang on, Steve. Part
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: two of your responses coming up at twenty three minutes
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: after the hour. The subject of today strawberry letter. I
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: can tell by the smell. All right, we'll get back
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Shows.
• 1:01:21
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  Speaker 4: and Amazon. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: strawberry letter. I can tell by the smell I want
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: to see you weasel and wiggle your way out of this.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Come on, Well, he's been married forty years, got a
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: thirty eight year old son.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: He'd moved back into the house with the husband.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: They hang out a lot, and everything was cool with
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: y'all hanging out until one of your son's friends came
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: and saw you and your husband at the grocery store.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Her name was Muriel. She got a small restaurant that
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: a lot of single people hang out at me And
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: then you didn't know that your husband was hanging out
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: at Muriels until I smelled her. She smelled like she
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: had been in the kitchen and sprayed. Somebody spray over
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: the grease smell in her clothes. That is what my
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: husband smells like when he come in late at.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Night with our son.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, lady, So, now, wh like I said, you got
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: a marriage that's hanging in the balance based on smells.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: So I asked her how things was going down at
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: a restaurant. She said, things was going great, and then
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: looked at my husband. I stayed tight lipped. Now this
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: is the pro that women are felas. I stayed tight
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: lipped until we got in the car. Wo that car
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: was crowded when they got in there. Oh, that car
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: was crowded when they got in that car. I asked
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: if he'd been hanging out at her place, and he said,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: that's a place for our son's friends. What I'm doing
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: down there, girl, don't go down there. Let my son
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: be down there at that place. Not an old man
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: like me. His clothes should do smell like. He's been
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: the Murial a few times, and he's even had a
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: little Murial's fragrance on his shirt before. Okay, now, lady lady,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: hold on, now you mean you never mentioned a female
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: fragrance on his shirt before today. If you thought it
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: was a female fragrance on that you didn't say nothing.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Then See, I'm this wid a little bit confused. I
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: think her mine is playing tricks on her a little bit.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: He couldn't possibly be messing in out here what she
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: goodn start losing it. He couldn't possibly mess around with
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Muriel because she's not a petite woman.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: He fired nine and Muriel is a tall woman.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Now this is where when Tommy's not here, I take
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: full advantage of the situation. It's because we have somebody on
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: our show five nine and and you know, and most
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: women to him is not petit.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Because he's petit.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Your husband is the same size as Timmy. He fired nine.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: And Muriel is a tall woman. You know, if you
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: find nine lot of tall women in your life. I
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: rarely meet tall women myself personally. But you know I
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: ain't no little petite man. I could not get the
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: truth out of my husband nor my son. What truth
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: what you want him to say? Yeah, I was back
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen wh Marylyn. We was hugging so tight
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: that to smell from her restaurant and fragrances on my shirt.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: You think you finna get that truth. My son said
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: he hangs out there sometimes, but his dad is never
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: with him. That's a true statement, because if his dad
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: is at the restaurant, he's not with him, because your
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: boy be out there in the front with the single people.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: But your son ain't the best judgment either, because he
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: didn't just move back into the house at thirty eight,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: so he ain't doing all that good. Like father, like son.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: This is a mess, hot mess.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: I am too old to be driving by Muriels looking
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: around for my husband. If nothing is going on, why
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: does he smell like a cafe? Well, let me tell
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: you something. Do I think he's been down there?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I do. Do I think you've been
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: in the kitchen? Yeah?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: But if it's a small cafe, the food sent probably everywhere, right,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: so he would necessarily had to go in the back.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Muriel owns the restaurant. She come out and hug all
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: the customers. You hug with five nine he little bitty man,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: big mrld And put on round and put everything on
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: his He didn't have on when he came in there,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: because when he hugged her, fragrance is all in the
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: top of his hair.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: Big mrld.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: And put him up under one of her breasts and
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: got him in the head like, and hugged him.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: And he liked that.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: And he come home every night with that smell on him.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: That could be all that is. I don't think they
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: seeing each other, none of that. If nothing is going on,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: why does he smell like?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: Why won't they tell me the truth? Now, let's just
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: deal with this right here. Why would he tell you
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: the truth?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: Because the truth matters.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: See, no, girl, the truth will all the smell fitna
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: get him a divorce. She finish start driving by murals
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: in the car based on some older detection skills she
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: has as a bloodhound.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: Well, if he ask you this, what if he was,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: if he wasn't calm down, if he wasn't doing anything,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: why didn't he just say, yeah, I hang out with
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: at muriels. Why didn't you just say that?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: No, you don't want to do that because that's too much. Now.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: So, no, I ain't been down I don't know why
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: would I hang out there? He didn't say he wouldn't
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: down there. He listened to me, Yeah he said no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: no no, that's not what he said.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, what he saying.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Let me see.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the quote. He did not lie.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: He did not lie. He did not give her all
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: the information. He said, it's a place for our son's friend,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: not an old man like me.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: They ain't say. He ain't say he ain't been down there.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: Uh, but she can smell that he's been down there,
• 1:07:49
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• 1:07:58
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• 1:08:00
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• 1:08:01
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• 1:08:04
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• 1:08:06
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• 1:08:09
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• 1:08:11
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• 1:08:14
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• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: Parents.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 7: Minko Mini Plus the small AI robot that talks to
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  Speaker 4: Ai and Amazon. All right, so here's the question, guys,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: what marks the beginning of the holiday season for you?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: Is there a specific song that puts you in the
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: Christmas spirit? How about a special movie The Temptations that's
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: Christmas Eve only.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: Also imitation of Life. That's another good Christmas movie. So
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: what about you, Steve? I know you like this Christmas? Yeah, miss.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get to know your bed. Yeah, this
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: Christmas that's my song I'm with You.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's number one. And then the Temptations.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Crawsby Now everybody listening for that.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: No, no, it's about the King.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Oh that's good. Chest Roast. Yeah, that's my jam too.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: I love that's all.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Someday of Christmas Stevie Wonder, I love that.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: You know some Christmas You don't know that one?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: It ain't beat Young done it?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: Donny's number one point Yeah, that's number one.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: And Christmas Steevee Stevie's music. Oh that's my two.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: The albums, Oh talking Book maybe yo baby may sound
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: of the Plane keeping me well?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: Is this other me again?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: That's boy boy, that's that Talking book. When he was
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: sitting on that rock, Yeah, that boy right there, he
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: didn't know they had him on the rock. He thought
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: he's doing a photo shoot in the backyard. Something that
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: doesn't God, he didn't.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: He was on a rounder.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, his hands so putting on his hand, trying to
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: feel his way around see where he was right here.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: Listen to me.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Let me tell y'all something I've been around Stevie. Steve
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: ain't blind.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: I don't believe, as I told stevee this blind. This
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: a hoax. He made a lot of money on it.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: It's a Listen to me, Hi, Stevie blind. You ain't
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: never seen Stevie with a dog or he ain't never fail.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: It's just blind to me. You don't never seen running
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: up into nothing.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: He ain't got nowhere, he ain't never had to unfold
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: his stick, get on showing up places.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: I told hey, we're moving on.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: You know what, Brother Milton, be witty, but.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Rich On Facebook,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: Steve writes, Hey, Steve, about two years ago my mom
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: passed away and that was devastating for all of us. Now, however,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: it sure looks like my pops has bounced back as
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: of late. He's been out and about with a way younger,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: fine woman that can't be more than twenty five years
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: old at the age of sixty eight. I can't blame
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: my pops for shooting his shot and scoring, and he's
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: done pretty well taking care of his money all that said,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: Pop said he's bringing over his new boot for Christmas. Now,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: my sisters are not happy about her, and they said
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: she is going to blank around and find out. But
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: I just want to tease you. But I just want
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: to keep the peace for Christmas. And oh what gift
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: should I give her?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Well, probably need to get a helmet because but.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 7: This is this make Daddy proud though? Now I don't
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 7: don't hurt daddy feelings. Well, the girls don't care. The girls.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 7: First of all, two problems here you ain't they mama?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 7: And number two, why do you want our daddy and
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 7: you younger than us?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, they probably gonna be about the same age because
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: you know he's forty three years older, so chances are
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: these kids is older than her. Yeah, the girl, she
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: gonna feel the raft man, Yeah, all the people his
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: age is sick. Yeah, he wants something on And what does.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: She want with him?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: His money?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm Yeah, because he's even have done good by hisself,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: and you know he probably kept himself in shape, and
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: you know he gonna bring the girl by for Christmas.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: Ain't nothing y'all can do about it.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: They just gotta do.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're gonna mess up your relationship with your
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: father because you're gonna make him have to pick between y'all,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: and he's gonna go with this young girl.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: Now mm hmmm.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: All you gotta do is treat a pleasant.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just be kind.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: You do look like if you want to get a gift,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: get us some get up backpack.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: What kind of gift?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: Well, it's just wonder woman. You don't get us some character.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Give's some sneakers with some lights on them.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: That's all right, some fresh note books.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: I think we might have time for one more. My
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: parents always encouraged me to work hard for what I wanted.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: Over the weekend, my sister and I were talking about
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: Christmas plans and talking about tightened budgets for the holidays
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: when she blurted out, thank god Mom and Dad took
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: care of school for me. I was like, what, While
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: I'm not hurting financially and am happy where I am
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: in life, but but come on, I worked my behind
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: off to go to college God loans and and finally
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: close to paying them off, and my parents just paid
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: for my sister's college education. I'm mad about this. So,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: Uncle Steve, I can't decide if it makes me angry
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: or hurts my feelings more. Do I bring it up?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: No, you don't have to bring it up. Your parents
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: knew that your sister wasn't you. If your parents treated
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: all their children equally in the same your sister probably
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: wouldn't even be in college because your sister don't have
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: the same makeup that you have.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: And they recognized that and so they did hat it
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: for it, right, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, just understand and thank God that you are who
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  Speaker 1: you are, and don't and don't and don't and don't
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  Speaker 1: get mad because your blessing is you had the skill
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  Speaker 1: set in the mindset to do it. Now you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: block your blessing by Hayden because she got because because
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  Speaker 1: they paid for her what so mm hmm, she is
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  Speaker 1: not you and recognize it.
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  Speaker 4: They both have a college education. Yeah, that's the blessing too.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you.
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  Speaker 1: Almost got these loans paid off and you did it yourself.
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  Speaker 2: That's an accompaniment.
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  Speaker 1: So instead of being mad at your parents, be proud
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  Speaker 1: of yourself. Thank God for Thatddy brought you through. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: it's amazing how people block the blessing by looking at
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  Speaker 1: Instead of looking at what you have, you focus on
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  Speaker 1: what you don't have.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, blessing, good part, right, great advice, thank you, So
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  Speaker 4: Did you follow your childhood dream?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 4: According to a new survey by Vetti, that's ZiT y,
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  Speaker 4: of those who had a dream job picked out as
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  Speaker 4: a kid didn't end up making that dream come true.
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  Speaker 4: For male respondents, becoming a professional athlete top the list
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  Speaker 4: at seventeen percent, while twenty two percent of women wanted
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• 1:17:34
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  Speaker 4: So did you follow your dream job since your childhood
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  Speaker 4: or what? That's the question.
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  Speaker 1: I think what happens to the boy who wants to
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  Speaker 1: be a professional athlete a around fifteen it starts losing grip.
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  Speaker 2: It ain't cause you've got a job.
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  Speaker 1: It's because he went out there and played with some
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  Speaker 1: people that's fitting the b pros and.
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  Speaker 2: Found out real fast. My tain't going.
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  Speaker 1: Because the dude just blew by me like I was
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  Speaker 1: standing stell and I was running as fast as I could.
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  Speaker 2: That boy going to the pros. You ain't. I have
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  Speaker 2: to have a fifteen? That's true? All right? Find out fan.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the I played in the Summer League with the
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  Speaker 1: Cleveland Cavaliers one time.
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  Speaker 2: That's when I knew.
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  Speaker 4: take a body shot off your partner, your date, whoever
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  Speaker 4: you're with, or would you rather for them to take
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  Speaker 2: This?
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  Speaker 7: U feel a shot? Would you take a shot off
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  Speaker 7: of them? Or a shout out?
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  Speaker 4: You ain't gonna believe the level of Linton my billy button.
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  Speaker 4: Let me take the one off of you.
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  Speaker 3: I was just.
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  Speaker 4: What about you, Steve? You didn't answer.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is, but a body
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  Speaker 2: shot like I definitely take it off her though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got big enough lips. You don't even need
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  Speaker 1: the glass. Get to fry a shot off for you?
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  Speaker 4: All right, here's another one. Would you rather be in
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  Speaker 4: the Hall of Fame for a sports career or a
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  Speaker 4: music career?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Sport? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Like football or basketball, baseball, something?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Not music as much as you love music.
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  Speaker 1: Stick, oh, roscill Wallace already got that covet. I ain't
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  Speaker 2: Somebody getting inducted his help he can credit for all
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  Speaker 2: that this show what a music? I can't sing a
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  Speaker 2: lick that'd be name. I know you weren't gonna say sports.
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  Speaker 4: Like shut up, junior.
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  Speaker 2: He was gonna be in there for what he said.
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  Speaker 2: Hena be in there for what music? Music?
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  Speaker 1: But if you're gonna be a little drummer boy. And
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  Speaker 1: I remember when Tom was a little boy and he
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  Speaker 1: was in the Christmas Player.
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  Speaker 2: He got mad, We're not gonna do it this year.
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  Speaker 2: We're not gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: That's what That's what I was trying to tell him
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  Speaker 1: every year, because I just Tim was so small. Every
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  Speaker 1: year I made him play Baby Jesus. He look, he
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  Speaker 1: won't be a wise man.
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  Speaker 2: That's got no.
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  Speaker 1: Time be trying to explain how little man you're a
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  Speaker 1: little boy you shouldn't be Baby Jesus. Every year and
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  Speaker 1: then lay down in that hey, quit moving and keep
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  Speaker 1: your face covered. You look old. Come on, sir, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I want to go WHI man this year. You're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be no man in this plate.
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  Speaker 2: You're too short, baby jeez.
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  Speaker 4: Now we need some closing remarks words, hey, wisdom for
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  Speaker 4: you to take there.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I like to say, something encouraging the people. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: Piece of advice listen keep a positive attitude. Remain positive
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  Speaker 1: as often as much as you can. A positive attitude
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  Speaker 1: is important, man, it is important. Listen to me your feelings.
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  Speaker 1: Your feelings are a barometer of your thoughts over the
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  Speaker 1: past period of time. Like, for example, somebody taught me
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  Speaker 1: one time. They said, hey, Steve, if you really if
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  Speaker 1: you find yourself in a gloomy mood, if you find
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  Speaker 1: yourself kind of off ciner, if you find yourself feeling
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  Speaker 1: a little despondent or troubled, all you got to do
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  Speaker 1: is track your thoughts for the last hour and that
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  Speaker 1: will explain your mood.
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  Speaker 2: Because your mood is a barometer.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a It just tells you what you've been thinking.
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  Speaker 1: So it's imperative that you control what you think. And
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  Speaker 1: here's the part that most people don't understand. You have
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  Speaker 1: the power to control what you think. Now, are random
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  Speaker 1: thoughts gonna run through your mind? Have you ever been
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  Speaker 1: praying sometime and you wander off and start thinking about
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  Speaker 1: something else, and you got to get back to the prayer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna have You're human, Listen to me. That happens everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if you the Pope, I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a priest. I don't care if you Billy Graham,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. If you're Tdj's I don't care if
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  Speaker 1: you Creflow.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. You are a human being.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes random thoughts will come through your mind, but you
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  Speaker 1: can seize control of it, because your mind is yours.
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  Speaker 2: It is the most powerful tool you have.
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  Speaker 1: Your mind is more important than your gift of your talent,
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  Speaker 1: because if you don't have the right mental attitude, your
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  Speaker 1: gift of talent can go to waste. You have got
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  Speaker 1: to get control of your thoughts. And okay, so Steve,
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  Speaker 1: how do you do that? Listen to me. When negativity
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  Speaker 1: comes your way, get a balance on it. Now, I'm human.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes that negative thought, I just keep running it over
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  Speaker 1: in my head over and over and over. But I
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  Speaker 1: got to hear them. Get rid of this man, because
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  Speaker 1: you attract things to you based on how you think.
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  Speaker 1: I've said this a million times to women. If you
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  Speaker 1: think all men or dogs, prepare yourself to meet every
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  Speaker 1: last one of them, because that's the thought that you're projecting.
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  Speaker 2: What we have to understand is our mental capacity. Our
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  Speaker 2: thoughts are our.
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  Speaker 1: Remote control to the universe. If you come into your
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  Speaker 1: house and you take your remote control and you point
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  Speaker 1: it at your TV and you press the on button
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  Speaker 1: and you're looking at your TV, what do you expect
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  Speaker 1: to happen? You expect your TV to come on. Guess
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: what happens? Your TV comes on? If HBO is channel
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  Speaker 1: four hundred, and you press four to ooh, and then
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: you press select what do you expect to see on
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: your TV?
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  Speaker 2: HBO? Guess what comes on your TV? HBO.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know where they got the concept of the
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  Speaker 1: remote from. They got it from the Bible, because the
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  Speaker 1: Bible says a man is as he thinketh. So they
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  Speaker 1: put that thought into the micro, into the remote, and
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  Speaker 1: you can point it at your TV and whatever that
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  Speaker 1: remote thinks, that's what the TV becomes. Your life is
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  Speaker 1: your television set. What you press on the button in
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  Speaker 1: your mind is what will come up on the screen
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  Speaker 1: in your life.
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  Speaker 2: I promise you that's what it is. It works no
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  Speaker 2: other way.
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  Speaker 1: All of us are where we are today because we
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  Speaker 1: thought ourselves to this position.
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  Speaker 2: You can be mad at it if you want to,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: but you did this. You did it.
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  Speaker 1: If you sitting there in peace, you did it. If
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  Speaker 1: you sitting there in turmoil, you did it. If you
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  Speaker 1: have good days and bad days, which we all have,
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  Speaker 1: we did it. If you've accomplished everything you wanted to
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  Speaker 1: accomplish in your life as because that's how you thought yourself.
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  Speaker 1: If you're working on your dreams and building your aspirations
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: and hopes it is because that's what you think about
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  Speaker 1: doing all the time.
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  Speaker 2: That's how it works, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: And you don't have to be where you are, You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to remain in any condition you don't like.
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  Speaker 1: All you have to do is change the way you think.
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  Speaker 1: That is the beginning of the process. It works no
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  Speaker 1: other way. Please listen to me when I'm telling you this,
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  Speaker 1: because this is important information. You can change the whole
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  Speaker 1: trajectory of your life with how you think. All you
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: got to do is change the way you think. It
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  Speaker 1: is a clear cut scripture that Bible says a man
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  Speaker 1: is as he thinking. That is a real deal.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking with a group of men one day
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: and somebody asked this group of men and said, why
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  Speaker 1: you always talking about money. The dude said, because that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to accomplish. He said, but there's other
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  Speaker 1: things in life. He said, that's fine, that's fine. You
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  Speaker 1: think about him. He said, what about family? He said,
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  Speaker 1: that's in my thought process because if I make enough money,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: I can take better care of my family. He said,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: but what about your health? He said, if I'm making
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: enough money, I could take care of my health. I
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: can get trainers, doctors, dentists, all of that, he said,
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  Speaker 1: But why you got it all tied around money? He said,
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: young man, you have the power to think whatever you
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: want to think. He looked at him, and I don't
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: know why he said this. Out of know he said,
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  Speaker 1: He said, why you look high to me? He said,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: what that got to do with anything? He said, you
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: look high to me?
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: He said.
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  Speaker 1: The reason you look high to me, he said, because
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: I've been smelling you. You smell like weed. He said,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: why you always smoking weed? He said, Brud, sir, that
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with what we're talking about.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: He said, you think about weed, I think about money.
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  Speaker 1: Now what you want to tada. A man is as
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: he thinks, Change the way you think, change to where
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  Speaker 1: you live. Those are my closing remarks today. Have a
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: good one today, y'all talk to God.
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