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Black Friday, Fat Panther, Priorities Mixed Up, MTH, Millenials, Things You Say To Neighbors, Cutoff Age, Comedy Roulette, Fat Panther, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: more like themzing buck things. And it's not me through
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  Speaker 1: good it. Steve har to move Steamy, don't join joining
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  Speaker 1: me home. You gotta use turning the moment. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn to turn them out. Got to turn them out
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  Speaker 1: to turn the water the water. Come come on your
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  Speaker 1: baby dat it? Uh huh, I sure will come on
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  Speaker 1: and everybody you are listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Do you understand that I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you God been big in my life. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: kid you. I'm telling you in here do the same
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  Speaker 1: thing for you. God. God is a gentleman, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I want to I want to point that out to you.
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  Speaker 1: God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in
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  Speaker 1: unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life.
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  Speaker 1: He gives us the power of choice. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: you say you got it, I don't need you. He
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  Speaker 1: let you have it. If you say I need you,
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  Speaker 1: come see about me. He right there. It's just a
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  Speaker 1: real simple thing. Man. So always say to people this,
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  Speaker 1: if you've gotten yourself into something, lease know I have,
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  Speaker 1: I man, see that. That's why I'm so adamant about it,
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  Speaker 1: because I've gotten myself in some circumstances and positions in
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  Speaker 1: my life. And boy, let me tell you something. I've
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  Speaker 1: had some low moments. Man, I've had some moments where
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  Speaker 1: I did not know what to do. I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: what was next, I didn't know how to go about it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have no more ideas. I was stuck. I
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  Speaker 1: thought a couple of times, well might not make it
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  Speaker 1: past this one. But then if I don't make it
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  Speaker 1: past it, what's gonna happen? And then I held on
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  Speaker 1: to this little thing that my mother kept talking to
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  Speaker 1: me about. She said, sometimes when you ain't got nothing
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  Speaker 1: else in you, just hope, she said, just hope it'll
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  Speaker 1: be all right, you know. And what I've learned in
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  Speaker 1: my life is that hope. It's the beginning of faith. Hope.
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  Speaker 1: It's just is there a possibility out there for me?
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  Speaker 1: I sure hope something happened. See hope, hope it's okay, man,
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  Speaker 1: Because like I said, for me, the way I've lived
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  Speaker 1: my life, hope was the beginning of faith. It was
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  Speaker 1: just the idea. It's just the thought that something could
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  Speaker 1: change from me, that something could be a little bit
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  Speaker 1: different from me, that maybe, man, just maybe, for some reason,
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  Speaker 1: I could be saved, I could be rescued, things could
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  Speaker 1: turn around, it could head any other direction. Maybe I
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  Speaker 1: could quit messing up. Maybe somebody will forgive me, Maybe
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  Speaker 1: somebody will just say, all right. I don't know, but
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  Speaker 1: I can't count the times I've been in that position.
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  Speaker 1: But then once I hope a little bit, and then
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  Speaker 1: I remember. Also my mother, because she was a Sunday
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  Speaker 1: school teacher, she taught me the most valuable lesson I've
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  Speaker 1: ever learned in my life. Nothing has been greater in
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  Speaker 1: my life than my faith. She taught me to pray.
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  Speaker 1: Mamma used to say, when it get real, dog for
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  Speaker 1: your son, prad changes things. She said, When you seem
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  Speaker 1: like you lost and you can't finding your way, stop
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  Speaker 1: and pray, she said, because prad changes things. You know,
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  Speaker 1: when you get a point in your life when you've
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  Speaker 1: done all you can do and you can't do no
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  Speaker 1: more and you just don't know what to do next,
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  Speaker 1: she says, stop, so pray and combine that prayer with
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  Speaker 1: that hope that you got, she said, because that hope
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  Speaker 1: is the beginning of faith. She said. If you pray
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  Speaker 1: just hoping, she's saying that God come through for you.
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  Speaker 1: That will give you confidence that he can do it again.
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  Speaker 1: And then after a while you quit hoping, She's saying,
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  Speaker 1: you start believing. She saying, that's when you're on to something.
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  Speaker 1: If you can turn that hope into belief, that hope
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  Speaker 1: into faith, the ability to believe in something that you
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  Speaker 1: can't see. But the key though the faith is you're
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  Speaker 1: believing in something that you can't see. See hoping a
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  Speaker 1: little bit different from me now, I'm pretty sure. Like
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  Speaker 1: I say oftentimes to tell a lot of people who
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  Speaker 1: can explain this thing a lot better than I can
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  Speaker 1: to you. But just from my side of it being
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  Speaker 1: as real as I can be, rich see, hope helps. Man.
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  Speaker 1: If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope,
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  Speaker 1: and then if you pray with some hope and God
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  Speaker 1: answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence
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  Speaker 1: and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Not ain't
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  Speaker 1: just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that
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  Speaker 1: I cannot see. Faith has been the key to my
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  Speaker 1: entire existence, even when I didn't have any It was faith,
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  Speaker 1: as I look back on it, that has gotten me here,
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  Speaker 1: And not just faith, but my faith. See, you will
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  Speaker 1: only get to where you're going in your life based
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  Speaker 1: on your faith. See. A lot of people get the
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  Speaker 1: word faith confused, like what's your faith? And then they
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  Speaker 1: start going down this whole list of all these different
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  Speaker 1: religions out here. But really an essence, man, when I
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  Speaker 1: talk to people about faith, I'm talking to you about
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  Speaker 1: your your belief. How much do you believe in the unseen?
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  Speaker 1: How much do you believe in the things you can't see?
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  Speaker 1: How much do you believe in the impossible? How much
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  Speaker 1: do you believe? See? Because faith is the belief in
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  Speaker 1: things that you cannot see. Faith is the core of
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  Speaker 1: all that is happening to me today. It is the
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  Speaker 1: faith that I have in my relationship with God that
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  Speaker 1: enables me to jesse. Often times, if I stay on
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  Speaker 1: the right course and believe a certain way and act
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  Speaker 1: a certain way, his blessings just poor. They just come.
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  Speaker 1: And it comes in a lot of little ways too.
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  Speaker 1: I've started to notice, See, it ain't just a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people think blessings is money, and na, man, that
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  Speaker 1: ain't it. It's coverage. It's every time my plane lands safe.
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  Speaker 1: It's every time they predict bad weather and I get
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  Speaker 1: up in the sky and it don't be no bad weather.
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  Speaker 1: You know this, This is favor. These are blessings that
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  Speaker 1: get poured out to me. Somebody call me and offer
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  Speaker 1: me something, not money, but an opportunity, you know. Somebody say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I sent this to you. I
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  Speaker 1: thought you might be interested in it. Somebody has sent
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  Speaker 1: me a scripture, or somebody will send me something that's favor,
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  Speaker 1: and it always comes at a time when I need
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  Speaker 1: it the most. That's favor. That's pouring out blessings. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm also the recipient of a lot of other blessings too.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've been blessed with health. That's amazing blessing. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I've been blessed with a spirit of not quitting. I've
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  Speaker 1: been blessed with the ability to shoulder huge amounts of responsibility. See,
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  Speaker 1: blessings come a lot of ways. But once you tie
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  Speaker 1: into God, once you tie in and you start doing
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  Speaker 1: the best you can do, and you start asking for
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  Speaker 1: him to make you a better person, to help shape
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  Speaker 1: and mold you into the kind of man or person
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  Speaker 1: that he wants you to be. You be amazed where
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  Speaker 1: God can do with you. Man, if you just invite
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  Speaker 1: me in and allow him to be a part of
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  Speaker 1: your life. I mean, what you got to lose out there?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, if you're sitting in the cell this morning,
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  Speaker 1: why why would you not change? I watch these shows
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  Speaker 1: about me and locked up all the time. Who waiting?
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  Speaker 1: They getting their farties and they decide, Man, I'm tired
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  Speaker 1: of this. I've lived most of my life behind these bars.
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  Speaker 1: When I get out this time, man, I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it right. Why you gotta wait till you farty? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: when you're farty, it's school. Get yourself together whenever it happened.
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  Speaker 1: But man, do you know that you are not created
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  Speaker 1: to live behind bars? God didn't make you that way.
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  Speaker 1: But if you've gotten yourself into that position, though, see
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  Speaker 1: now you gotta do the best you can. But they
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  Speaker 1: don't need to look at it God being mad at it,
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  Speaker 1: we'd have made all of our decisions got us to
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  Speaker 1: where we at today. You have a chance to turn
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  Speaker 1: your life around with a relationship with God. What you're
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  Speaker 1: waiting on are you gonna just keep doing it like that? Huh? Really,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, why would you do that to yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you not allow God to be a part
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  Speaker 1: of your life so you can get the way he
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  Speaker 1: want you to be. God got some big plans for you.
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  Speaker 1: If he didn't, you wouldn't keep waking up ladies and gentlemen.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: Uh people, boys, girls, children, men, women, adults, adolescents, Uh, idiots,
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  Speaker 1: well intended geniuses, Uh, mental cases everybody. I think that
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  Speaker 1: covers the morning show. I think everybody. Everybody. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who the genius is. We're all geniuses. Uh. No,
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  Speaker 1: you know there's something wrong with you. Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: We are here. This is the Steve Arven Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Gim on the shot. Hey, good morning, Steve. How you
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  Speaker 1: doing good? Up? Call? What's up? Steve? Good morning? Junior morning. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: Jentathany Brown, you're not a dressed me as gentlemen? Brown?
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  Speaker 1: And wait wait what what what does he can you?
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  Speaker 1: Black hand squirrel? Don't be disrespectful. Do not be disrespectful
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  Speaker 1: to the hero. Oh I just got his bio from
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  Speaker 1: this from the country of Baiawanda. Would you read read
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  Speaker 1: my poor what's the country pia pi pie wonda. Where's
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  Speaker 1: that in relation to? But it's paiwanda steak. Could you
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  Speaker 1: read oh? Okay? If it is okay, if you're cool,
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  Speaker 1: if oh, please read it okay? All right? Uh the
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  Speaker 1: fat Panther, that would be yeah. The fat Panther's real
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  Speaker 1: name is Sammy Sumter. At the age of twenty one,
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  Speaker 1: while living in the town of Pian, he defeated three
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  Speaker 1: other fat men during three fat during the town's annual
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  Speaker 1: pie eating contest. It's an annual thing. They have every
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  Speaker 1: area they have. Yeah, you g bye. How will you
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  Speaker 1: diviate than someone else? Where? You diviy? The only debate
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  Speaker 1: there's no one live. And you defeated three other men.
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  Speaker 1: So after eating ninety nine pies, Fat Panther bit into
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  Speaker 1: the hundredth pie, the one hundredth pie. There was something
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  Speaker 1: different about this pie. It was laced with a food
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  Speaker 1: poent that gave Sammy, also known as the fat Panthers,
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  Speaker 1: special powers of defending all food in justice. If someone
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  Speaker 1: takes this sandwich called it fat panta you don't have food,
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  Speaker 1: eat gallic fat panther. Okay, that's a good thing. The
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  Speaker 1: fat Panther pies are filled with a special flavor that
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  Speaker 1: makes people do the right thing after he hits them
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  Speaker 1: in the face with a pie India, when there's a
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  Speaker 1: food in just his food senses activate, he confronts the
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  Speaker 1: person committing the injustice with a pie in the face.
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  Speaker 1: No meal is too small, keeping his pie on the
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  Speaker 1: crime once life at that time, I love ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: the fat panthers born you're listening to all right, it
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  Speaker 1: is time for something funny. As we mentioned earlier, the
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  Speaker 1: fat panther is father. You're seeing fat fat panther from
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  Speaker 1: the country of fat. That's fat as disrespectful to panther
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  Speaker 1: and see if you wanted to interview I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you how old are you? That's perful.
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  Speaker 1: You have to say the question. Hey, flat panther old
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  Speaker 1: addressed me as what I am? Okay, hey, frat poerful? Yes, yea?
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  Speaker 1: How old are you? Four hundred and fifty five years ago? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: fat poerful? Yes, Hey flat panther addressed me. Is that's
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  Speaker 1: what I just did? Oh? I did take a little
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  Speaker 1: anger in your voice. Who you gonna get on his nerves?
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  Speaker 1: Frat panther, I'm just silly about to be some extra agitides.
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  Speaker 1: Have you met Steve. I've heard about him. I read
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  Speaker 1: a memo about him. Would you hit him with a pie?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, you hit him with it by you
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  Speaker 1: can't come on your shoulder, hey, frat parful? Yes? In
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  Speaker 1: your travels, do you travel to fight crimers? Everything local?
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  Speaker 1: I will go wherever there's a food injustice. Wherever there's
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  Speaker 1: a food injustice. For instance, if mom gets up in
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  Speaker 1: the mind and it makes the boy aloone sandwich and
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  Speaker 1: he goes to school, he's got a beloony sandwich. All
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  Speaker 1: the other kids have a great lunch. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: wake her as up and say, Mike the boy a
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  Speaker 1: good brick bus, get your eyes out to bed, make
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  Speaker 1: some eggs and some grits. You're lazy boney. Yeah, where
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  Speaker 1: were you? Quen Kentucky Fried Chickens reading out of Chicken
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  Speaker 1: in the UK? Yeah, I was responsible for that. Oh me,
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  Speaker 1: not alone? Not alone? My every sidekick, George Wallace's mama
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  Speaker 1: helps me a lot in mind, Gavin, he's my sade kick.
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  Speaker 1: You're real fat panther. I am the fat panther. He's
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  Speaker 1: the real fat panther. Sometimes we call her the really
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  Speaker 1: really fat panther, dame person any more questions, Steve, Well,
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  Speaker 1: well probably I don't know if this last thing, but
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  Speaker 1: fat pale? Yes, how much do you weigh? Oh that
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  Speaker 1: is a good question, Steve, as old as he is. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: about the age that I am you about about about
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  Speaker 1: on a good day. Yes, you can't run and say
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  Speaker 1: nobody he's not running. I show up. No, you got
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  Speaker 1: it out wrong. I don't run, I just show up.
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  Speaker 1: You just appear in. I got high blood pressure. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sleeping with the seapop majen. Oh, there's no running. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't take respect from a real skinny many the
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  Speaker 1: other panther, the other panther, he has a job to do,
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  Speaker 1: its fat panther. It's just just here fighting food injustices.
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  Speaker 1: That's a that's a have you heard about there's a
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  Speaker 1: peanut butter oh shortage that's happening in Georgia? Are you
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  Speaker 1: aware of that? And anything there's a food such as
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  Speaker 1: I talk to my side kick, the real fat panther,
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  Speaker 1: good Wallace is Mama to find out where the food
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  Speaker 1: is going. If it's nuts, some quats, grips, pop gun,
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  Speaker 1: he can honey buns. She likes honey buns. I love.
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  Speaker 1: She has a specially special as you say, rist happy.
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  Speaker 1: He takes four honey buns and a big slab of
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  Speaker 1: baloney and some cheese. Oh my god, you should see
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  Speaker 1: how I eat that honey bunny and and cheese together.
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  Speaker 1: What is it a sandwich? I guess it is a
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  Speaker 1: sandwich honeybun. Have y'all heard about this new fat pan form?
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Let me ask yourself, have you heard about this new
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  Speaker 1: restaurant that I'm excited to want to go to because
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: they've done a spin off of chicken waffle chicken and waffles,
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  Speaker 1: and they do and they do all they do doughnuts
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  Speaker 1: and chicken, glazed doughnuts and chicken. Have you y'all heard
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  Speaker 1: that sounds good? No, it's a place that does huge
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  Speaker 1: glazed dough DUTs and fried chicken. That sounds just thinking.
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  Speaker 1: My cholesterol is going up as we speak. Oh my
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: blood pressure is rising already in the room. Are you
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  Speaker 1: healthy enough to I don't. I don't know, Fat parflet
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  Speaker 1: so that he could die on the next mission? What
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  Speaker 1: is your next mission? Danger? Or here mean? Is every
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: mission could be his next mission done? That's just what
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  Speaker 1: I don't run hopefully ain't none of these food injustices upstairs?
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  Speaker 1: If it is on the fifth floor, I'll deal with
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  Speaker 1: when they come downstairs. I'm stubbing it before he does,
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  Speaker 1: having fat pants, I'll be I'll be around much a
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  Speaker 1: little pant much much much love there. No, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. I didn't want to be out. I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming fat really, Steve, there
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  Speaker 1: there's a peanut butter shortage in Georgia. I didn't know that,
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  Speaker 1: all right, No, I'm just I'm sorry. Playing the game
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  Speaker 1: coming up next? It's the Nephew and run that break back.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show? Tell me what's you're playing? Phone
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  Speaker 1: called the plumber the plumber? What's the defiance in your word?
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  Speaker 1: We're going to call today? I'm plumber the plumber? Okay? Nah, hello, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach out y'all. Mister please missus. How
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  Speaker 1: you doing you? You're the person that does the plumbing work,
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  Speaker 1: am I right? Yeah? Yeah? Nah, my wife got some
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  Speaker 1: work done for you. You come by the house, now,
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  Speaker 1: do you know? I know you probably got quite a
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  Speaker 1: bit of work. No, well, I do so many to
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  Speaker 1: throughout the day, so I have it on my receiver.
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  Speaker 1: I can look at over hill about three days ago.
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  Speaker 1: It was yeah, yeah, yeah, I can recall. Was a
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  Speaker 1: lady there, Yeah, it was a tarlet was backed up
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  Speaker 1: and was overflowing and yeah yeah, yeah, I can recall.
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  Speaker 1: And then something's wrong with the sinking now too, and
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  Speaker 1: that that had a leak in the back of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I had a leak in the back. And uh, and
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  Speaker 1: I've done that. I fixed that there for you. And uh.
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  Speaker 1: I took that toilet that I had around the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of your base, the tilet base there, I had to
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  Speaker 1: take that up and retape it to that tape head
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  Speaker 1: came came loose. It was kind of old, and I,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I went through that and done all that
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  Speaker 1: and saved it up and sealed it up and and
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I rebased that seal back there on your the tilet
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  Speaker 1: and and your sink had a little leak back there
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  Speaker 1: in the back. I fixed that because you know, that
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  Speaker 1: was really easy. Now. So well, no, see that's something
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  Speaker 1: that went wrong with the tarlet. Did you did you
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  Speaker 1: put another pipe or something, did you rewrite a pipe
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  Speaker 1: or anything? No? No, Like I said, all I did,
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  Speaker 1: I took the base of it off there and I
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  Speaker 1: taped it up where that old tape there, and then
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  Speaker 1: I'll put me some cement which was with uh with
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  Speaker 1: my pipe there, and and I sealed it all up,
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  Speaker 1: and I checked it out that lady drives and see
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  Speaker 1: if it leaked, and it didn't leak. And I put
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  Speaker 1: your base back on and you know, and then then
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: then you had a little leak there in your seat
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: and that was on the top of the your nozzle there,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: and I fixed that. I'm gonna tell you because I'm
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you and tell you I'm not
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: happy with what I got. You're not happy with it. No, Now,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: let me tell you what's happening now. Say somebody in
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: the bathroom and they flushed that tarlet right right when
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: they flushed that tarlet, come out to sink in the
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: kitchen in the oh, Tim, that Tim, say that what
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: you did again? I said, when they flushed the tarlet
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom right, come out to shank in the kitchen.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: It come out in the kitchen like that. I don't
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: know what how you ropped something like you didn't you
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: didn't miss routed or something. No, I didn't. I didn't
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: route anything. All I did was fixed up and put
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: the tape on there, so I fixed the leak that
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: was you know you it's a base of your toilet.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't reroute anything. I don't, I don't. I don't understand.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: How can you you reroute a fight? I don't. That's
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: not to throw into your kitchen and shoot, we'll shoot
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: crap out of your kitchen like that. I don't know
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: what what what you did when you was up onunder that,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: how you rerouted something, But that's what happened, and it's got,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: it's got. It's going from the from that bathroom when
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: you flushed that Tarlet it come out in my sink
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: in my kitchen. Now, what's bad about it? This morning
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I'm in there cooking and what's your name again? My
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: name is? They call me? Okay? And crow is coming
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: out of your your plumbing, in your in my in
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: my kitchen. Now. This morning I set out some red
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: beans and rice to cook and I put my beans
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: on not not. I've been cooking. I've been cooking. Listen
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: to me. I've been cooking all though. I'm trying to
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: be professional about this because you know, I guarantee of work.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I've been doing this over twenty years. And the one
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: thing I do I guarantee of work. And I'm real
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: proud about the things that you know I do. But
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: what what did you have anybody else over there working
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: on your pipe? Ain't nobody did you in your kitchen?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I did with your bathroom. You is the room. The
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: bathroom don't have anything to do with your kitchen. That's
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: flow a pipe, have anything to do with one o
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: the others didn't explain that coming through my sink and
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: my kitchen. I can't explain it coming from you your sink.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I can only explain that's getting the toilet in your sink.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I'm gonna listen because this thing
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: got me wrapped up. Listen now what it is? It? Well,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: you got me kind of wrapped up here because you know,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: like I said, I do this here and I've been
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: notable for twenty years. And that's the first time I
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: ever heard anything like that being happened it I ain't
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: never seen it. Well, I'm gonna tell you, it's just
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: disgusting to be cooked, to cook red beans all day,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: and now I find out that it's sitting in some
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: dirty water like that. You didn't smell the water when
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: you was in the in your seat, you didn't had
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: a lout smell. I didn't smell nothing that this more
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: earlier this morning. I washed my hand now and I
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: didn't I washed my hair in there. That's just what
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: it smelled like a baggy. I'm just, I just, I
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: just refused to believe that the work I did on
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: your toilet and there taking some stuff up and seeming
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: some stuff up and on your seat had anything to
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: do with scrap me and shout out to damn kitchen seat. Well,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I tell you what what I need to do is
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: for you to get your back over here and fix it,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: because this here ain't a good job. And I know
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: recommend nobody using you. Well, first of all, why I'm
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: trying to be professional about it and you cussing me
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: and that ain't gonna get nothing done. Once come out
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: my pike, it was no longer professional, not be you
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: had somebody else over there doing something in your scene.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I ain't had nobody. Do you have a guy's just
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: fasing over? Look this coming about it ain't hun the
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: whalers and crowd coming out of my God. You get
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: your back over and you fix what you're suposed to
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: fix and think it right. Then I'm not paying another
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: damn dying for it. Ain't I trying to be professional
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: about it. I'm listening to what you gotta say. I
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: shout a long time ago when I get a team
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: of work and I'm trying to, you know, deal with
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: the customers. When I left, I told her the pressure
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: tarlets Tarley, she ran the faster in the bathroom. We
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: ain't no problem. Like you don't. Have somebody else over
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: now they're doing whatever. Lord knows what I don't. I
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: damn sure, I don't know. Do you know I ain't
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: None of my visits, I ain't some of them red
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Beans and nothing what bothered me? Now? I feel sick
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: the mustomach. I'm feeling that, man Fred, meaning what you
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: know there? It's like you you you crazy ill. I'm
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: gonna make your dig something me, red Beans. If you
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: don't come, fickte pipe, you can go ahead. I'm trying
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: to be professional. In fact, I told you I'm doing
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: my job. I did it the best thing I know
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I could. And when I got when I left, the
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: one nothing leaking one pike. Don't be with the other
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: like you get over in sixteen pikes. That what you you?
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: You your wife? Kiss my because I know well I did.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I'll stand the job over there. You ain't done nothing.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: If I got them, have me in the rice, stick
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: them up, you you and your pipes, and don't. I
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: don't give a damn I know what's coming up rid
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: of me the rice. I ain't done nothing over there
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: in your damn kitchen to have you that. I'm set
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: with me. I got one more thing I want to
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: say to you. If you're listening, I'm listening to you.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Martin's show.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: You just got played by your boy y'all, y'all y'all
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: cool with that? Yes? Like that. I'm just asking y'all
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: cool with it. Not mean I catch myself, but I
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: might have went a bit fall man, but you know,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: won't know who said what you're listening show? All right? Jay?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: This bit is called you got your priorities priorities mixed up.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Sometimes we do things, but we should be doing another thing,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: meaning the thing that you might not be doing should
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: be the thing you should do. Meaning you got your
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: priorities mixed up? For instance, what for instance, how about
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: we bless the food before we take pictures of the
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: damn for the grand baby, for the father. You know,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: bless your food first. I ain't got mixed up, that's
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: just me. I agree, so so so. I got a
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: friend named Lena, just brought him a brand new Lexus.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: He fought it, he fought it, but he stayed at
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: his mama house. Now is that you got up, donna
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Lexus in front of your mama house and you ain't
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: got a place to stay? He go on this one.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. You just borrowed some money from me,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: But then you're gonna tell me some financial advice, right?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: What you need to do? Dog? What got your mixed up?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: That is mixed up? I think if you're trying to
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: make a decision on whether you're gonna buy some new
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: clothes or some groceries to buy the clothes, something's wrong
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: with you. You got your pridies mixed up. I'm sir,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't mean I don't mean no harm.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Ea eat your you got your bridies mixed up. I'm
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: just trying to figure out because I live in LA
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: and I see this a lot. What is the cutoff age?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Of a dude with a beard on a skateboard. That's
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: all my maskt ain't see it all the time. How
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: you look like a shepherd but you on a skateboard
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: makes no sense. I didn't mitched up. Okay, I gotta go.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: You foe hunt uh and your transportation is a scooter.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Come on now, man, either losing way to get a call.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: It's too much happening right here. It's too way too much.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what this is. Something I can't understand.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: You see, didn't talk to me with all designer clothes on,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: but you got teeth missing? Where we at with you?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Come on? You everything? But don't you see that's good?
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Your priority is mixed up? Jack land about the mouth
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: when they're missing that side tooth and oh my side one?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: See that? Man? You got one thing? You at the
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: bus stop. I pull up in a raggedy car. You
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: laughing at my car? Right? Yeah, this is just to laugh.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I got one, I got one. You got. Your pride
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: is mixed up. I'm not saying you're not right. You're
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: just a little off off kilter. You got on a
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Black Lives Matter T shirt that's all you wear, but
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: all your friends is white. That's all priority. I'll tell you.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what right here? Uh you sitting in
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: the living room playing with your kid. Uh, your kid
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: tell you to shut up and you do it? WHOA
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: got your priorities mixed? Hold a parent in him? Yeah right,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: priorities I got one. You get arrested and your mup shot.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: You got on the Black Lives Matter t shirts, but
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: you were arrested for a drive by O. WHOA that
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: could your priorities? Yea? To the ladies, you gotta design
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: a bag. You paid maybe seven eight hundred dollars, but
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: you ain't got lunch money. Yeah, so that ain't a
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: good way Jack, get out of here. I got work
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: for you. You the president out of the United States,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: and you didn't took most of our money and wouldn't
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: play golf with it. And we got plenty of stuff
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: around here need to be taken care of. You got
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: your pride, you all. I said, this is just something
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: that just personal, just to my my family in my house.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: You you you got a further nine in reading. You
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: ain't passed reading in about six report cards. Okay, but
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: you know all the words to CARDI B both what
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: did we really doing here? Come on, you didn't, but
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: reading reading red Riding, I got your priorities, all right?
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Come on close, all right? This is a ripper right here,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: so getting ready to go might not be able to
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: use this one. You in the mall with a female
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: check and you didn't, Boss of red Ball, you're listening
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: to show. Now Steve Jay is here. Please introduce him
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: to murder another. Ladies, gentlemen, murd out the hits. I
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: want to thank you for allowing me to introduce the
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Fat Panther on this show. But what the Fat Panther
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: did not have was steam music. Cannot be a superhero
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: without theme music, right This is the Fat Panthers theme song.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Check it out. One day in the back away and
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: he didn't even show his food a lot of time,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: but it was changed his eyes and his stomach. The
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: blow starting for seats from stealing treats him was taking
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: my bad deals lying around the world. Chicken be any
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: boding down and he'll doing a charge the free that
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: he'll bring you food. That that that's what he does.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: That he'll bring man your food, that man, because that's
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: what he does. That. Then you'll bring man your food.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: That man that's not your right. Yeah, Jay, what we're
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: back in the seventies jail. The message for you that
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I love that that superhero. So yeah, that's what do
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: you do because that's what he do. How did you
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: meet the Fat Panther? How did this all come about? Well?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I was in Paiwanda. I met the fat Panthers. Are
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: you are you looking for someone to do some fight
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: fat fight? Grahame said yes and said I am the guy,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: am de Fat Panther, and that fat Panther was born
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: just like then. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Morning Show at thirty four after the hour. You're listening
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey listen, Uh, millennials
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: are going broke. I think we all have millennials. Yeah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I don't have Yeah you have a Genny, Yeah you
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: have one of those, Carlin, We all have millennials here.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: They say they're going broke because of social media. Though,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: according to research by Alian's Life, fifty seven percent of
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: millennials that's compared to twenty eight percent of Gen exers
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: and seven percent of Baby boomers say they've spent money
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: they didn't have because of something they saw on social media.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: They do. Yeah, yeah, with our money, right, not keeping
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: away money they get right. Facebook got some good stuff
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: out there, they do. But we have jobs, we can
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: buy it our kids, all right. It seems lots of
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: millennials feel pressure to keep up appearances, with nearly fifty
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: percent saying they are influenced by their friends posts of
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: lavish vacations and lifestyles. Now, according to the survey, social
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: media has become the millennials financial Achilles. Heel, all right, yeah,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: you agree not have that problem. No, on a polaroid.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: If you saw it when you were cutting grass and
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: collecting bottles and all that stuff to get money, it
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: was a whole different story. Say it was a hustle, yeah,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: or you got allowances. I think it's more reaction. And
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: there're is spending available to young people now, compulsive spending.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I think they could just press
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: a button and it's done. Yes, you know it wasn't though.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: We had to get up, go to the stove, find
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: it all. Like it's you can just do compulsive buying
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: and you can press a button and press a button.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I got that, Oh I got that, and I got
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: that and next thing. You know, No, you don't have that,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: and I think that's a big cause of it, right there,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: the accessibility of everything, and it's so easy to do, right,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: and we didn't give him a credit card to do it.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: That's the problem because the parents, you guys, live a
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: better lifestyle than how our parents did, so you're able
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: to give you you know, I mean, you gotta give
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: him a debit card, because that's everything set up on that,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You don't want them carrying
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: the cash, so you give him a debit card. But
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: you've got to teach them. And that's the struggle. Uh,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: My boys are better at it. What Morgan is really
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: good with money put. Morgan and her husband are very
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: very self sufficient. Carlin and her husband are very self
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: sufficient brands out. She's self sufficient. My oldest son, I
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: don't have to concern himself with him. Lauran went and
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: lost a damn Well, then the two that's always had
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: it good. Yeah, yeah, them two right there, they ain't
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: had no dain't handle daughter. Are you still in the
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: given situation of their lives? Meaning if they don't have it,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I am yeah, yeah, yeah, my daughters, yeah, I mean,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: you know, if they come to me with a situation.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I'm always a situation. I have to let them have
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: to go to some man. Yeah, you know, I'll help
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: them before they have to go to some man, because
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: then I know that comes with some stipulation. So yeah,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: one of my daughters just text me today. You know
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: if they make me sick though the way they text,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Hey dad, you know what, but put something with it?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: How are you today? Yeah? It's really not a lot
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: behind the bigging that they because it's so short. It's
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: not but I don't but don't text me Hey dad,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: question mark. I'm busy. I got stuff to do. And
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: but they text like they talk hey dad, and then
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: they wait on you to go hey girl, and then
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: they go what you're doing? And then it took me
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: for ever to find out what w y D was.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I said, walking down. I love it.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I love her millennials. I love them. And then I'm
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: gonna go back and forth like that, and I don't
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: have that kind of time, so I ignore the hey
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: dad text what do you want? You know, because I
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: don't have time to take back go hey you, how
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: you doing today? How you that w y D? I
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: ain't got time for that. Figure out I wish they
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: had your head just the J C penned cab I
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: don't want my daughter said, what could that do to
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: get you? Call somebody else? All right, we'll have more
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, listen. Coming
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: minutes after, we'll have the Strawberry Letter for today. But
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: up next, nephew, Tommy's right here. Noo, the prank before
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: the prank before we left the last break, Shirley, you
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: see it speaking of tom was you saying when he
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: said ugly? You say it that's strange looking, Shirley saying,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: speaking of Tommy. See now when you're saying, speaking of time,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: are you but when Tommy he's up next with the
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: prank phone call, it's called most I'm ugly to you, Yes,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to shirt. No, Tommy, No, you're not ugly.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: But she didn't say it didn't look strange. But but
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: but surely, but he's strange looking. No he's not Tommy's No,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: he's not he's not what he's not strange looking. Oh,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: he's a normal looking, handsome young man. Tommy ain't handsome.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Quit telling his boy that we don't have handsome men
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: and handsome how many things he is? Okay, I don't
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: want to shatter that man. Tommy think he told Tommy,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: thank you, Tommy, thank he f but he got it there, yeah,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: and now he thinking no and if he accepted, he
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: had fun with it. Let's see. I keep telling you're
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: just trying not to hurt his feelings, right, Shirley hurt him? Hey,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: before I played you, you played Australia. My pranks are nice, strange.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Listen the name of the time it is. You got
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: to bring those TVs back? Hello, Hello, how are you?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Sharon Police. My name is Paul, Paul,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I'm head of security here. How are you? This is yeah?
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: You um, you actually came out and you I think
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you were here on Friday? Uh and you came out
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: and purchased four flatcreen televisions forty forty two inches? Am
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I correct? Yeah? But what kind of be fun? What
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I was giving you a call for, Sharon, is that
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: we got a bit of a problem. Now when you
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: purchase these actual flatcreen televisions on Black Friday, so to speak,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: It seems that we've got them. Um, well, your your
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: purchase went through successfully, I will admit that, but there
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: should have been a red flag that have gone up
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: because we're going back over transactions of the past two
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: three days here and we're realizing that your purchase should
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: not have been successful. It should have been for your
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: credit card is actually not valid at all now now
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: my credit card because oh we got paid on Wednesday,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: so my money was there. Well actually, ma'am, I'm what
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to explain to you is that it is
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: coming up in valid now and we're having a problem
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: with it. So I wanted to reach out to you
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: and give you a call and see if we could
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: probably you know, uh, it was. It was valid when
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I was at their ratis because it went through I
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: gotta receipt everything I am pured to that extended warranty
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: on all faum, so it was valid on Friday. I
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: don't know what's wrong with it today, but it was
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: good then, and I understand that. I understand that that,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: you know, just being at the register and you purchasing
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: it and no problems at all happening. That's pretty much
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: the thought process that you're going to have. What I'm
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: letting you know is on the on the back part
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: of it when you came into the store. What we're
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: getting the day the day after is that it was
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: pretty much invalid. It wasn't good at all. Your credit
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: card was not good at all. But you need to
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: call your bank then, because I don't know what to
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: tell you. You know, I had the money in there
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: the day I went about them, and that's it for me.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: So I don't know who you need to call. But
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: don't call me because you know they ain't bringing my problem. Okay,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna raise
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: this to be a major problem. We're gonna try to
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: rectify it and get it taken care of. Yeah, do
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: what you need to do. Okay, listen, Now here's what
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do. You know what. I wanted to try
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: to work this out as smoothly as we can. What
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to ask you to do. Can I
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: get you to come back up to the store and
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: bring all four televisions with you? Oh no, now you
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: sure can't. Baby. Look, I bought them for TVs. I
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: have read one of them up this under the tree
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: from my hus my mama early. She already got the
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: other TV. We hunted up at home Sary when we
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: was watching movies, so it didn't really. Ain't no way
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: we're gonna bring the folk TVs back. I think you
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: should go back to wealth process your credit cards. Tell
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: them that they that. I don't know what you're gonna
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: tell them, but you need to go back to them.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I ain't got time to be running back and forth
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: to this story. I don't want to. I don't want
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: us to create a problem here. I don't want to
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: do that happen that. You need to lower your voice. Okay,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: but look, you need to go back to wherever do
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: your credit cards because they went through when I was
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: at the stop. Correct. I don't want to it ain't
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: going over. That's a no. I told you that it
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: went through. I explained it. You ain't got no business
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: on my damn phone. They don't call me with this
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: bull no mouth hold on just what I don't want
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: to have to do. I don't want to have to
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: come out to your home and confrosate you. I wish
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: you would come out to my house. Baby. We will
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: beat you into bad health. You're bad, and I bring
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: y'all over here. Look, you need to call you whatever.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Do your credit cards, get your prey with them, because
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: your business with me is done. I got a receipt
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: and I got any stick in the wards. I would
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: have my lord to tell y'all you bring your over
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: here there that Listen, Lady, I don't want to go
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: back and forth with you on this, and man, you
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: ain't going back and forth. It's over with. I've got
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: the TVs. I got a receipt. We is dune. I
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: don't know what's wrong with your machine. Listen to my
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: car wins. Thus, I'm trying to get her to understand.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I understand what I'm saying. You can hang on one
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: second and let me speak with my boss. Please, boss
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: on the phone. I tell yo boss, y'all, don't run
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: me back. I got a receipt for fail TVs and
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep all fail TVs. Listen, you know this
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: is pretty much considered a fast process. Listen, hen't kissing.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Listen to me pist that I got a red feet
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: for folk TVs. I won't got to stow with my receipt.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I got my extended words. So this ain't no self
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: what this is is as communication between ya banks. So
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: you need to get yo because I got a prepaid
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: deffer card. Baby, I don't owe nobody on them TV.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: You need to call your back and get the off
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: my phone was. They don't show some TVs from a
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: store and damage. You're gonna bring them back? You think
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: you can come get him get I got fol TV,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Yoe do we sh ain't get him to me? And
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep them. We're gonna watch the game. Oh yo,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: TVs bring y'all over here to walk too. We are
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: most fell with yo, so to till me by no TVs,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: no mote. So you're the one ain't gonna have no
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: job for the holiday. This is what you're done. Sometimes
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: you're gonna give no for using bad credit card at
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: department stores. I don't get your called in. Do you understand, men?
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: So that's Joe till me. You put the folk TVs back. Then, Joe,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: uncle Tom play the white man for his TV. You
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: better get your business or summer detail shopper, start the
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: raft label, get us fun and white folks. Don't come
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: co fucking me by that tv s. You're about to
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: get this that gosh money. Listen you listen to me.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I got one one more thing I need to say
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: to you. Are you listening to me? What do you want?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Nobody's
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: nephew come up with damn TV. This is Nephew Timmy
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got planked
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: by your girlfriend? Wait a minute, Wait a minute. This
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: is who Now? This is nephew Timmy, baby from the
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got plank by your
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend. Tell me you almost got your Steve just
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: set me up. I'm you did? Now? Its woy. You
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: can't I play with people like this? Oh? Man, I
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: got one more thing to ask you, baby. What is
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the laying Oh that's Steve
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. That is right there. Stupid is all
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: get out. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: right now, guys, it is time for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Don't forget. If you need advice on relationships, on dating,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: on work, on parenting, on sex, on more, submit your
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com. And that's
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: a parenting question for y'all. I asked y'all earlier, and
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: y'all are not giving me a chance to ask you.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: We would like to talk to you about him, maybe
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: about forty one half of the hour. Can we do
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: it there? Yeah, let's let's yeah, we gotta get to that.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: There his show, but we'll go ahead. Run right, Tommy,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: run your show. Don't take over trying to be in
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: charge of something. What you say, we can't even say.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: It's ws and he's gonna try and defend someone. Oh no,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: you ain't letting the way stop all the war a burger?
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: It's what a burger? Tommy? Delicious friends? Yes, all right? Anyway,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry letter and thank you guys, because we
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: have been getting a lot of letters in. We need
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: more though. Guess I just asked him. I told you
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: when it stopping like that, you be quiet? Okay, how
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: about that? Whatever up and hold on tight. Here it
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: is Strawberry letter. They only let me say that because
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: it ain't Wow, thank you Tommy. All right, here we go.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Subject he chose his wife over me. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I need your advice because I really want to kick
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: my dad's wife's behind. I am a forty two year
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: old single mother of two kids. My children's dads don't
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: help me financially, so my father has helped me raise
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: my kids for the past fift ten years. Well, I
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: recently lost my job and everything went downhill. I wasn't
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: able to pay my rent, so I had to move
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: out of my apartment. At the beginning of this month,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: I called my dad to ask if we could move
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: back home, and my dad had the nerve to tell
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: me that I had to discuss it with his wife,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: my stepmother. He put her on the phone and she screamed,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: h E double l na yes and UH said this
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: would be the ninth time that I've moved back in
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: with them. She said it's not their problem that I
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: can't keep a job and that both of my kids
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: dad's are losers. She said she will no longer allow
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: me to ruin my daddy's credit. Then she told me
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: to get off my fat blank and start and start
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: taking care of myself. Before she could finish, I hung
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: up on her. Yes, I have made plain mistakes, but
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I don't need her throwing them in my face. So
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: now my children and I are living with my girlfriend,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: but we can't stay there much longer. My dad will
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: not speak to me until I apologize to his wife.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I told him that was never going to happen. Why
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: should I apologize to this woman? She hurt my feelings,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: so she should apologize to me and let me move
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: in until I get back on my feet. I don't
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: feel like I'm wrong. This was my dad's way, This
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: was this was my dad way before he was her husband.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, what do you think? Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: How wrong are you? You are just so wrong right here?
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: And the fact that you don't know this makes this
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: letter even more ridiculous. Okay, your father has every right
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: to do what he's doing. Confer with his wife. He
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: has to discuss this with his wife. Okay, it's her
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: house too. Your dad doesn't owe you anything. Okay, he
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: doesn't have to let you and your kids move in
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: with them. I mean, how much more is he supposed
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: to do for you? At forty two? He's been helping
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: you for the last fifteen years. That help has turned
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: into enabling. Yes, your dad was You're enabler and he
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: is tired of it now. And Wifeie is not having
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: it at all? Okay? And how old are these boys now?
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: They're doing this for fifteen years? Yeah, come on, now,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: it's time for you to take your baby's daddy's to
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: court and get some child support so you can get
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: the financial help you need to, you know, live your
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: life the way you need to live your life. And yes,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: of course, apologize to your step mom and for your dad.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: You're trying to make them feel guilty for not letting
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: you get back in. They have every right to do
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: what they did, every right. Come on now, Steve, Yes,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: your turn. Steve Edie's type of letters where exhale, yes,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: my gift comes out in letters like this. Let me
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: take you down to it because you really want to
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: kick your daddy's wife behind. I'm forty too. Let's just
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: start to damn the single mother. Paul, you're fty too?
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: What hell you ain't twenty four? You didn't flip it?
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: You're farty too. You got two kids? Nothing's wrong here,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: forty two two kids ain't bad, nothing wrong with that?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: You're ready? Ready. My children's dads don't help me financially,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: so they're not sending it no child. So my father
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: has helped me raise my kids fifteen years. No, don't
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: worry about that. I do this. You're doing a Tommy
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: with the w fifteen years. You don't need extra breath
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: for that. Somebody'd been helping you with the damn kids,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: and they ain't take damn she'll damn hug your boyfriends.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Fifteen years. Well, I recently lost my job and everything
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: went down. Hell I wasn't able to pay my risk.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I had to move out of my apartment. At the
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: beginning to this moment, I called my daddy ask him
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: if we could move back home, and my daddy had
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: the nerve to tell me I had discussed this with
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: his wife. That's cause it's her house. And the other
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: reason it caused your asses fired too. You ain't fifteen
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: get put out. You fired too. My stepmother, he put
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: on the phone, and she screamed, hell no. I love her,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: love and let me tell you why. She said, hell no,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: because this will be the knife time. This will be
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: the knife time. Nine damn time, yore farty two year
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: old behind then, cain't crawling back to the house. You
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: ain't crawling up in here no more. We come back.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why you really can't cook it
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: ain't just the nine times. Oh that's big, but I
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: got mold than that. Why yo had can't come back
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: up in here? Nine damn pad? Who do that? I
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: don't know the blues they place to stay nine times?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Just ain't paying no damn rent man his wife. Listen,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: if the kids ain't fifteen damn every year you get
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: put out, dude, step mama, you're brying our phones and Jordan,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: your aunts ain't paying the rent. Right. All right, we're
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: gonna have part two of Steve's response coming up at
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour you're listening morning show. All right, Steve,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: come on, let's get to part two of your response
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter. He chose his wife over me,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: this farty, too year old woman who is single because
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: she can't get nobody to marry her because she keep
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: picking losers that don't pay no child support and help
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: her financially with d two boys. I feel sorry for that,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: but dad ain't the problem. You called your daddy because
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: you lost your job, and why you keep losing job?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: You keep losing job. Then you call your daddy. Now
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: he didn't help you in the path, and this time
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: you told your discussin with his wife. Now you want
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: to kill her. You want to kick my wife's daddy behind.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: He putting my stepmother on the phone, and she screened, Hey,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: now you ain't coming hell no, when you got bring it?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: She said it would be the ninth time, and she
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: did not lie. She's a business because you didn't dispute it.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Just a ninth damn time that I moved back in
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: with them. She'd been there through eight movies. She said,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: it's not a problem that I can't keep a job
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: and that both my kids dads are losers. You slept
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: with them bums. Now they ain't helping out with your kids.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Come on, this will be the ninth time. She said
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: she would no longer allow me to ruin my daddy's credit.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Here is what you really mad, Come on, come on.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: She then told me to get off my fat ass
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: and start taking care of myself. That's what prompted this letter, right,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: she had called your fat answer. See that wasn't She
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna write this letter until she told her get
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: off your fat huh and take care of yourself. Now
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: we have the letter now. Before she could finish, I
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: hung up on because the fat ass, wipe chaut This
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: is how the conversation. Get off your fat ass and
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: take care of yourself. Hey, what is daddy and stepmama
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: over there doing by theirself? Anyway? What did they do?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: They live it? They fo to They probably set sixty seventies.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: They don't want them damn kids and the fat and
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: they're even groceries there's already. Last time she was hit.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: One reason she left the pad like refrigerator. They put
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: combinations on on camp and you know, be sure she
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: could finish. I hung up on her. Yes I have
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: made now here we go here, come to confession. Now
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: I hung up on him. Yes, I have made plenty
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: of mistakes, but I don't need her throwing them in
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: my face. She ain't throw them in the face. You
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: keep throwing them in their face. You keep dragging them
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: damn kid back over there eight times prior. It ain't
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: that they thrown it in your face. You keep bringing
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: it today's face. So now my children and now are
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: living with my girlfriend. But we can't stay there much longer.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: You know why because your girlfriend, No, you gotta fat ass,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: and you're over there eating groceries up over there too,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: and them two boys my dad would not speak to
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: me until I apologize to his wife. Because see, you
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: ain't just hang up. See see what you called you
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: fat ass? Take care of yourself. Oh you went out
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: the house like you had the waffer. Oh you gonna
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: come back around. Oh you threw something back up in
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: that house. Then now you gotta regret. I'm fat. Oh
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: I'm fat. I ain't the only one fat. Me and
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: you ain't the same side. Because when I live at
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: I wore your clothes. That's why you can't come back.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: And that's why you gotta apologize. I told him I
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: was that was never going to happen. Now you're not
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: gonna apologize to you when you ain't getting in this
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: woman's Oh how you stupid? Why should I apologize to
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: this woman? She hurt my feelings. You've been eating her groceries,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: staying at her house, messing up your daddy credit. She
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  Speaker 1: don't know you nothing. Na, she hurt my feelings, So
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  Speaker 1: she should apologize to me and let me move in
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  Speaker 1: until I get back on my feet. Who see, everybody
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  Speaker 1: always got to do something for you. She got to
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  Speaker 1: apologize me and let me move in until I get
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  Speaker 1: back on my feet. It's hard to get on your
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: feet with assh your sadness. I've seen big people fall before.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: It takes a while. They got to roll over, get
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: on both knees. They need a hand up. If they
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna handle the way, they just stay there. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is what this is. I don't
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: feel like I'm wrong. Well, Charley told you all wrong.
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  Speaker 1: This was my dad way before he was her husb. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your dad. But when you get a wife, he has
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: to leave all others and cleave unto her. That's your
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: ass is included in the league. Her what your ass
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: is included in the league. And you could come over
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: people's house and stay long if you could leave some
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: of that ass. But you brings that wide ass with
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: you and steady replenishing ass. See, if you would get
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: in the weight loss business, somebody wouldn't mind letting you
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: stay that. But you're in the ass replenishing busins. You
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: over there just blowing as we're sitting up here watching this.
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  Speaker 1: As we go, your sons is sitting on it while
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: you're walking around walm on. You got one son on
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: each cheek. You ain't gotta get Your boys are riding
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: your ass. She really doesn't get it. She says, this
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  Speaker 1: was my dad way before he was her husband. Come on, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, but so damn what he's steal your daddy
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  Speaker 1: and he say you can't come over there. He's not
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: like Shirley said, He's not just your daddy. He's been
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: your enabler. You've been over to these people house eight times.
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  Speaker 1: So what you do is you know you ain't got
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: to do right as long as you don't want to,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: because you just go over your daddy's house. Well, they
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: put a stop to this, so now I ain't got
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: to go to work. I don't feel like it today.
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  Speaker 1: You five, I'm going to my daddy exactly. You ought
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  Speaker 1: to be taking care of daddy. You're forty two, you're lazy,
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  Speaker 1: and your ass with like a co All right, Steve,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: we gotta get email us or Instagram thoughts on today's
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter at my Girls, Shirley and please join me
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: this Thursday at one thirty pm for the Strawberry Letter
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Live after show on Facebook. Okay, you're listening, Well, it's
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: time for something funny and Jay. This is about stuff
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: you say to your neighbors under your breath. Please explain.
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  Speaker 1: This has to do what we see our neighbors all
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  Speaker 1: the time. We're not that fond of them sometimes, so
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: we speak, but under our breath was saying little things,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: little little insulting things like hey, hi, done, and you
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  Speaker 1: can't have done all? Keep Jack, keeping it, keeping it
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  Speaker 1: one hundred, you got one jack Jay? Oh, how are
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: you doing? Are you? My man? You need some curtains?
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  Speaker 1: See how you doing? Franklin's good to see it. Hope
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: they boys stay home this time. It takes vacations. Let's
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: see us. Come on, nephew Perkins, how are you good? Good?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: You should do something with that damn boat restriction? I
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: done this, s Kennedy, Hey I done. Smell that across
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: the street us smell Dann Dann kill. How you guys
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: doing the jake? Stupid ass kids kid? Yeah, stuff we
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: say to our neighbors under to be sick. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: Smith's good to see it all right now, I wouldn't
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: be pushing my mama deadlown. She got to do something.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Three peel, Hey Bob, how are you good? Good? Your
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: fat as wire from swimming naked on the probably the
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: hell out my dog, mon, mister Anderson, night going yeah,
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  Speaker 1: how you got folk claws on block and don't none
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: no more? Four cards? Heaveyard is a mask. Stuff we
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: say to our neighbors under our breath. Come on with us,
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  Speaker 1: old boy, I see you have a good one the game.
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  Speaker 1: So glad that he cut my grass. He killed my flower,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: spoke to me and cut my grass. Wow, that's bad.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: That's dragon right Hey Johnson, it's good to see y'all.
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  Speaker 1: All right now, man, no, now we good? We good
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: you right now. I know a baby when to eat paper.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: I know that baby eat paper. You gotta tell me
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: no more. I know that baby eats piper. Baby, he's smart.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: All now, you gotta bring them now we good? He
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: make this birthday part. We say to our neighbors under
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: our breath. Tommy go Leonard, Hey nice day to day. Good.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Wasn't good last night? Damn police? You said you called
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: them stuff? We say to our neighbors under our breath. Herman,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: how y'all doing. Tell y'all put your mom in the
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: hole that. Yeah, black people don't do that. Hey, mister Mitchell,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah, I'm good. You don't see that
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: dog doing your yard. You just don't see stuff. We
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: say to our neighbors under our breath, up curtains. He's
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: going on all right now, ain't the wind that damn line?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: He ain't killing that way too much? No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know how they touched both they stumped. All right now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good man, Come on, nephew. Stuff. We say to
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: our neighbors under our breath, conly, kindly, y'all looking good, looking,
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  Speaker 1: real good? You come up with this lying though, you
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: come over, I'm telling you that you know what, damn
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: you know what? You know my sign, you know your
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: damn side. That property line means something invisible, but it
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: means something. You know what? That lying man, that's my line.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I think we have time for two more
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Jay and then Steve close it out. Stuff. We say
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: to our neighbors under our breath. Let's go, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's going. Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. I'm good. I'm
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: who shed that night I got into a fun Yeah, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on, steam close it out stuff. We stay to
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  Speaker 1: right right out, Sydney. Hey could invited me over to
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  Speaker 1: the little spank a barbec and everything. I know, I
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: know you ran out of room. I can't home, all right, guys,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: thank you having good you're listening show, didn't you do? Everybody?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: This is the river of that doing for the Steve
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Hover Motor Show. And I'd like to say, what weird Christmas?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Would you say? Christmas? Steve Jay is here with things
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: that have a cutoff age. Jay explain, well, well, well
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Steve actually has. It's these things, Shelly and everybody. There's
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: a cutoff age to everything, to everything you do some
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: people some people just ignore it and just keep doing it,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: but run it down, like, come on, this should have
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: a cutoff part. The name name. We don't need to
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: look out there and see you doing the name name
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  Speaker 1: art of the whip or the name name. And you
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  Speaker 1: fought it. Huh really? Thirty five? Thirty three? Yeah, thirty
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  Speaker 1: three you asked stopped doing the whip and the name name.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Here's what you can't do if you over thirty five,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: you cannot go see the me goals too man, So
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: you can listen to you you can't, but you gotta
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: take your keys with you. Just went way too old,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: way too old. People sitting next to whom here's something
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: that has a cut off age, and we don't have
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: to cut off age, but just listen to this. You
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: cannot wear crop tops. If you have a muffin, man
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: or woman, that sh that's cut off too short? Like
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: you exec you Elliott, Yeah, well you're not. That's a
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: good one. I like it. If just a little bit
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: of muff you can't do it, you do it. I
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: don't mind a little muffing on the woman, but on
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: the man. Man, dude, dude. If you over twenty five,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: you got to stop using the word lick. You over
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: twenty five, Yes, sirley, you got to stop using the
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: word lit day. Yes, sthetic. If you all fifty five,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: you're still using the word cope asthetics. Everything that's cop asthetic. Man, man,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: that's cope asthetic. You need to come on out, come on.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: If you four years old and you're in a stroller
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: with your legs crossed and you can pull yourself along
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: in the stroller, the grass needs to be walking. Something
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: for the babies. Babies his one. If you're over eighty,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: would a walker, and it's got to come hold a
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: fanny pack, a place, a hole of newspaper, tennis balls
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: for a grip. Damn it, you gotta take something off.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: It's too much if you over and people are still
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: considering you ratchet. You're not ratchet, You're actually stupid. A
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: man over farty with two changed, his name is not
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: two changed on the outside of you are fifty and
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: still wearing any form of nugget jeweler nuggets? What about
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: the set? You a nugget set? His one, Monica Sherley,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: if you're over forty five, huh, each finger nail can't
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: be a different company. They've been doing it, They've been
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: polished whatever. You all don't know. We might not know.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: We know that, but let me tell you this, though,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Don was in charge of all of our social media
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: are digital programming and all of that. When you mentioned nuggets,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: he looked over like all she could think was like,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: chicken McNuggets, What you were talking about? Yeah, nugget watch
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: She was like nuggets, Yeah, nuggets are still out there.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: She thought you're talking about it mc donald. Oh, no,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: nugget the nuggets set. Let me see which one was
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: my favorite. It was between the Mego's party and Muffin
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Top Crop. Yeah, I like four years old, still in
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: the stroller. Yeah, you got your leg crossed. You don't
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: get the walking. So Steve, I got a question. So
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: I can't say, let what's the cut off age? Cut
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: off ages thirty five or thirty five? You know what?
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: You can't say, Jane, what Trump? Oh you can't say Trump,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: remember Trumper? Or that's up there with Turkey. We couldn't
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: say monk with con Say what monk with don't be
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: monking with me? Don't mean oh around, you can't say that.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going to see the mega set, see the meg
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: taking over junior to me, take some junior? What am
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: I gonna doing? Watching? What the doing? You're sitting in
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: there looking over your glass old lady watching the me. There,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: ain't go don't don't go down and embarrass yourself. Do that?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Y'all ever seen Monica look over glass lady? She was
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: looking at the me, but but with a foam dress
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: and some pumps with an ankle strap. Yeah, but with
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: a lot kitty kitty here alone. You cannot go listen
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: to me. We got cut off age. Yeah, everything's happening. Definitely,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: definitely all right. We'll be back with more of the
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, Tommy, Jay car what's what's up?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: You know, you know what we need to give America
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: to people who are gonna get the gift. They don't
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: want to fix your face? Can you opening play it
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: off that you happy to get from your kids and
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: bless their hard that's all the money they had, all right,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: Oh this lie, oh this washing THU? Yeah, I get that. You.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: We got to play together. People doing the best they
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: can for you. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show with
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Comedy Roulette. Here's how we do this. It's very simple.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Give us five subjects. Put the subjects on one wheel.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: I like to say this part where they stop, where
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: they stopped, we do the damn thing. Okay, wherever they stopped,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: we do a damn thing. Ready, bring it all right,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: holding up, let's hold on us. Were ready. Number one
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  Speaker 1: white people and their dogs. Okay, so here we go.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Nasty food. We can make that. Yeah, you listen. See alright.
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  Speaker 1: Number three you got way too much. Week I got one.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. Okay, I'm just gonna say I had nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Number four, I'm not in this. Number four women who
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: can't cook whatever. I want your little wheel to five
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: people who come to your house unexpected. I like that
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: one a lot. I really like that's fun. The wheel fun. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: let's go catun it it better not stop cook it.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, number three, You got way too much with me.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Start this bad boy off. First of all, you know
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: you got way too much weed if you spend the
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: entire day, all day, all day, up the day doing
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  Speaker 1: this right here hoo hook and you still I'll tell
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: you what I know. People like this don't tell you
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: got way too much weed when you leave them. When
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: you leave the bathroom and we mistake you for the dog.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: The dog do come on that you got all right?
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: You know you got too much weed when you're sticking
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: your whole hand in there to scratch your head and
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: it disappears what did your hand? It's way way too
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: much weak. You know you got too much weed when
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: you spending the minority the majority of your time hatting
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: your head like you're trying to thank us. You know
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: you got too much weed in your head when you
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: get your head done and the ladies said we're gonna
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: need fifteen packs a half. Yeah, get you that link.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Get you know you got way way too much weak.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: When we can't keep nothing hot next to your head
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: that time you'll sit around, we got to worry about
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: to catch you on fire. We can't lighten up around
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: on you. You can't be to catchen. You got way
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: too much weak. We got to be completly concerned. Yeah,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: you got you go. You got way too much weed
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: when you got to go outside and use the yard rate.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: We got to get this raked sad too much, way much.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: You got too much weed when every time you see
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: a Korean person you hide from it because you thank
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: you all ye don't you know you know you got
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: way too much weed When you get in your car
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: to close your door to back out and you can't
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: see a damn. You got too much we You know
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: you know you got way too much we When I
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: want to be intimate with you, but I got to
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: separate your head to look you in your I got
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: a friend. You're listening Steve Show. Now Steve Jay is here,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: Please introduce him to murder another ladies, gentlemen, murder the hits.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: I want to thank you for allowing me to introduce
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: the Fat Panther on this show. But what the Fat
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: Panther did not have was theme music. Cannot be a
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: superhero without theme music. This is the Fat Panthers theme song.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: Check it out. One name didn't even choke his boon
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: of time. But it was Changize and his stomach the
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: blue blue starting for seats from stealing trees. He'll bring
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: was taken my bad deal lying around the world. Couldn't
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: be any more than girl. And he'll do a charge
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: the freend that that man. He'll bring my food. That
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: that that's what he does. That he'll bring many food.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: That's what he'll bring food. That pan. That's yeah, Jack,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: what we're back in the seventies. The masses for you
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: that I love. That's superhero thieves. Lord, that's what do
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: you do because that's what he doing. Down to me,
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: what does fat panther do? Yeah? What is he doing? Oh?
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: If he's fighting injustices for food. If somebody takes your lunch,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: call with that panther, you got a raggedy breakfast called
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: the fat Panther. Is the fat Panther? Fat? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: Fat Panther will deal with his eye on the crime
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: him one slice at a time. Slogan here, Fat Panther,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: what you mean they forgot your friend, the fat Panther.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: You introduced him earlier this week on the show. He
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: can go back to the website and see how he
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: came to work. He's fat. Yes, it's fat PANTHERA. How
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: did you meet the fat panther? How did this all
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: come about? Well, I was in Patwanda. I met the
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: fat panthers. Are you Are you looking for someone to
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: do some fight fat fight Graham? And I said yes
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: and said I am the guy empty fat panther, And
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: that fat panther was born just like that. Coming up
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: Steve's closing remark at forty nine after the hour you're
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: listening Stry Morning Show. Here we are a last break
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: of the day for the last work week, work day
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: of the week. Steve, you have some closing remarks to
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: leave us with. Yeah, this is how do you get
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: the right equipment and tools and things you need to
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: start out on the road to success, because everybody could
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: do it, but you have to make the decision. Well,
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: one of the ways is is I mean, at one
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: point in time, just on a spiritual note, we gotta
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  Speaker 1: make some attempt to be better. I mean, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't keep doing wrong intentionally. You can't just knowingly
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  Speaker 1: be on the wrong side of the law. You can't
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  Speaker 1: intentionally just be out here just messing over folks and
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  Speaker 1: expect and expect goodness to come your way. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: none of us can do that. What I'm wrong, I'm
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  Speaker 1: making mistakes. I can't expect, you know, things to go
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  Speaker 1: my way. You know, if you're out here and you're
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  Speaker 1: just messing over folks, you can't expect not to get
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  Speaker 1: messed over. You can't live a life of crime and
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  Speaker 1: then be asking for the blessings of God. God can't
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  Speaker 1: bless your mess, man, He can't put his finger on that. Lord,
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  Speaker 1: as I go out here, go with me, Heavenly Father,
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  Speaker 1: as I robbed this bank? Whoa oh, partner, partner, parner,
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  Speaker 1: Slow down, slow down. Let's think about this for a second.
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  Speaker 1: All of us has a good and a bad side.
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  Speaker 1: Most of us know the difference unless you're ill. Most
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  Speaker 1: of us know the difference between right and wrong. Most
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  Speaker 1: of us have some type of conscious. Most of us do.
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  Speaker 1: Not to ignore your conscious doesn't mean that you don't
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  Speaker 1: have one. Most of us are. If we make mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: you know, there's no remorse, no nothing. You just don't.
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  Speaker 1: You don't care. You're just going about your life doing
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  Speaker 1: what you want to do. It don't work. And you
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  Speaker 1: know why it don't work, man, because God can't put
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  Speaker 1: nothing into that somebody sent this to me, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna share it with you because it's what we're talking
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  Speaker 1: about right now. Nobody puts money in the vending machine
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  Speaker 1: when it's out of order. Don't nobody do that. You're
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  Speaker 1: sitting up. It's got a sign on it and it
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  Speaker 1: says it's out of order. Nobody puts money in the
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  Speaker 1: vending machine when it's out of order. So why would
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  Speaker 1: God put something in you when you out of order?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody puts money in the vending machine when it's out
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  Speaker 1: of order, So why would God put something in you
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  Speaker 1: when you out of order? Now? I'm not saying that
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  Speaker 1: God won't put something into you if you make mistakes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying God won't put nothing into you if
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  Speaker 1: you ask for forgiveness, because he will, because He's done
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  Speaker 1: it for me and millions of other people like me
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  Speaker 1: over and over and over again. God forgils. God. God
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  Speaker 1: is in the help you get it together business. But wayman, man,
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  Speaker 1: hold up. Now. Nobody puts money in a vending machine
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  Speaker 1: when he's out of order. So why would God put
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  Speaker 1: something into you when you out of order? When he
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  Speaker 1: knows you ain't even trying it? See, God ain't crazy.
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  Speaker 1: He knows all. He knows your heart. That are good
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  Speaker 1: people who make mistakes all the time. I'm one of them.
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  Speaker 1: My things. I think I'm a good person, but I
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  Speaker 1: make mistakes. Man, you can be a good person and
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  Speaker 1: make mistakes. God know your heart. But if you're out
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  Speaker 1: here intentionally walking around, stepping on people, messing over people,
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  Speaker 1: using people, manipulating people. But you want something from God
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  Speaker 1: all the time? Come on, man, you don't forgive nobody,
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  Speaker 1: but you they asking God to forgive you, so you
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  Speaker 1: just go. You don't. So he gave us the Lord's prayer.
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  Speaker 1: So he gave us the Lord's prayer. But we all
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  Speaker 1: ignore that. And it's two versions of it. Forgive us
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  Speaker 1: our trustpasses as we forgive those who trustpass against us,
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  Speaker 1: or forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard both versions. I like trustpasses because it means
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  Speaker 1: to go over the line. So forgive us out you're
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  Speaker 1: talking to God. Now this is the Lord's prayer. Forgive
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  Speaker 1: us our trustpasses as we forgive those who trust passed
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  Speaker 1: against us. So now you don't forgive nobody. Can't nobody
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  Speaker 1: to do you wrong? And ever say nothing to you again,
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  Speaker 1: I'll show you. You're gonna fix everybody to do something
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  Speaker 1: to you. Ain't no forgiveness, But then you do something.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're up in God's face telling about forgive me. Lord.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mean it, But let me explain to you
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  Speaker 1: how he gonna do it for you. Now, he gonna
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  Speaker 1: forgive you as you forgive those that need forgiveness for you.
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  Speaker 1: So give us. Our trust passes as we forgive, forgive us.
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  Speaker 1: Our trust passes as we forgive those who trust pass
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  Speaker 1: against us. That's clean, that's fair, that's fair. See God
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  Speaker 1: is fair man. He's very fair. Ain't no loop holes
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  Speaker 1: in him. He's fair. If you do this, I can
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  Speaker 1: do this, nephew, ask for forgiveness. He forgives you. Now
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  Speaker 1: when he forgives you, the cool thing is he wipes
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  Speaker 1: the slate clean. He don't bring it up no more.
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  Speaker 1: I've give many times I've used that. I can't even
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  Speaker 1: count the times I've used that. So now I'm just
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  Speaker 1: asking you, how would you not try to do better
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  Speaker 1: so God can do it for you. God is going
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  Speaker 1: to bless you. He will if he knows your heart
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  Speaker 1: is in the right place. Because good people make bad
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  Speaker 1: decisions all the time. Good people make mistakes all the time,
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  Speaker 1: all the time. But if you know your heart, he'll
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  Speaker 1: bless you. You're just trying to do better. Man, All right,
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