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Constipation, Tommy's Wife's Gift, Carla's Reality Update, Kenya Attack and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know. Y'all back
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  Speaker 1: the molking buck things in its tubbs. Y'all good it.
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  Speaker 1: Steve har listening to mogether for study. I don't join
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  Speaker 1: join me, be doing me. Honey. You gotta turn you,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn the turnmown got the turnout, then turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water go come come on your back.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh. I shall well a good morning everybody. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on dig and naw one
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  Speaker 1: it only Steve Harley got a radio show today. I
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  Speaker 1: want to just share something with you along your way
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  Speaker 1: to wherever it is you're trying to get to. You know,
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  Speaker 1: everybody has a different definition for success, and I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not here to tell you what joy should be.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, please pursue whatever you think success he is
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  Speaker 1: aim as high as you can though, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: My father used to say all the time. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you all have heard it in different variations, but he
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  Speaker 1: used to always say, aim for the moon. Just in
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  Speaker 1: case you miss, you'll still be amongst the stars. Just
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  Speaker 1: say that to me all the time. So that always
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  Speaker 1: was in me to aim high. Now, he wasn't aim
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  Speaker 1: with the intent to miss. He was just saying, aim
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  Speaker 1: in case you miss, you're still amongst the stars if
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  Speaker 1: you aim for the moon. But if you just aim
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  Speaker 1: for that first flow winder and you miss it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: usually run into some type of wall and nothing happens.
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  Speaker 1: You slither down. You know. In my book, act like
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  Speaker 1: a lady, think like a man. I told her people
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  Speaker 1: that men love three ways. They profess, they provide, they protect,
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  Speaker 1: and that's the core essence of a man's love. Well,
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  Speaker 1: there's some other peas in life too. The number one
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  Speaker 1: thing you have to understand about trying to be successful,
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  Speaker 1: and I guess I call this the four peas. I
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  Speaker 1: may come up with five along the way. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking as is given to me. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna summer start by saying, as these are the four
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  Speaker 1: peas of success that you have to get ready for.
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  Speaker 1: Number one, it's pressure. A lot of it is applied
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  Speaker 1: by the circumstance of what you're trying to go for
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  Speaker 1: and what you're trying to do, but a lot of
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  Speaker 1: it also is self imposed pressure. It's what you put
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  Speaker 1: on yourself to make it. It's a sense of urgency,
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  Speaker 1: it's a sense of necessity. But pressure is the first
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  Speaker 1: thing I want you to be ready for. And pressure
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  Speaker 1: comes in a lot of different forms, but it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be pressured. As an old saying that pressure bust
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  Speaker 1: to pipe. See, that's why most people turn around, because
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  Speaker 1: of the pressure of trying to be successful. I want
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  Speaker 1: you to get it in your mind that it is
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  Speaker 1: going to be a pressure rized situation on your rise
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  Speaker 1: to the top. Pressure, but understand that that is what
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  Speaker 1: it is, is not going to change. That's it. Prepare yourself,
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  Speaker 1: get ready for there to be pressure. The second thing
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  Speaker 1: I want you to understand is when you receive this pressure,
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  Speaker 1: you have to persist. You got to stay at it.
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  Speaker 1: You got to develop a dog getness has a There's
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  Speaker 1: a song who says, why must I feel like that?
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  Speaker 1: Why must I chase the cat? Nothing but the dog
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  Speaker 1: in me? That's a funny line in that song, because
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  Speaker 1: really I was thinking about it one day. I was
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  Speaker 1: humming it and and it, and it occurred to me, said,
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  Speaker 1: why must I feel like that? Why must I chase
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  Speaker 1: the cat? Nothing but the dog get me? And you know,
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  Speaker 1: now you could take it in the literal says that
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  Speaker 1: the cat chases the dog because it's innately is in
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  Speaker 1: his spirit. That cats and dogs are a lot of
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  Speaker 1: times enemies. Now people have pets in him, proving that
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  Speaker 1: if you show love on both sides, they can exist.
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  Speaker 1: And that happens too, but naturally innately, when your cat
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  Speaker 1: goes by a dog, your dog don't recognize him. That's
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  Speaker 1: some barking going on. I'm talking about just walking through
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood or something. So, but the reason that this
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  Speaker 1: dog is so persistent towards this cat is just cause
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  Speaker 1: it's in him. It's innately in him. And what I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying to you, just using that as an analogy, is
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  Speaker 1: that you got to be you got to be persistent
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  Speaker 1: in that. You got to develop some dog in you
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  Speaker 1: now because pressure takes some fighting back. See if you
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  Speaker 1: don't fight back against pressure, pressure buster pipes, So what
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  Speaker 1: you think it will do to you? Pressure, crack walls,
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  Speaker 1: pressure calls, explosions. So if you don't fight back to
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  Speaker 1: hold hold it in, you understand pressure does most people
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  Speaker 1: in the simple thing called pressure, the weight of what
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  Speaker 1: it feels like to want to be successful every single day,
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  Speaker 1: over and over and over and over and over. It's
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  Speaker 1: just too much pressure. People crack. You got to persist.
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  Speaker 1: You have to persist. You can. The thought of giving
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  Speaker 1: up can come, but you got to get it out.
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  Speaker 1: You got to persist. The next thing I want you
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  Speaker 1: to think about is another something that I've been thinking
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  Speaker 1: about for years and learn for years. It's called perseverance.
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  Speaker 1: To persist means to insist. Its keyword in insist and
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  Speaker 1: persistence insists you must. You must insist that this is
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  Speaker 1: going to happen. Now, the persist I'm assuming means it's
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  Speaker 1: a proaction. It's some type of proaction that you go
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  Speaker 1: towards it to make it. You know, persist, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: be persisted. You gotta be constantly at insisting that it happens.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be constantly at it. But the next thing
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  Speaker 1: I want you to remembers perseverance. Perseverance is important. Perseverance
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  Speaker 1: means that when you've done your best, when you've persisted,
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  Speaker 1: when you're fighting back against the pressure. Perseverance simply means
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to hang in here when if a crack
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  Speaker 1: come into pipe, I'm gonna hang in there. If the
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  Speaker 1: pipe bust, I'm gonna keep going if I gotta put duct,
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  Speaker 1: take mud, whatever I got to put on this thing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna use perseverance. I'm going to stay with it
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  Speaker 1: no matter what. So we're looking at the three things again.
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  Speaker 1: You got to understand that it's gonna be pressure that
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to persist. Keyword and persistence insist. You
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  Speaker 1: have to insist that no matter what the pressure is,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay with it. But then perseverance. If it
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  Speaker 1: goes wrong, man, you got to get in there and
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  Speaker 1: keep fighting. But then Lord Him Mercy. Nothing helps you
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  Speaker 1: handle the three peas better than the fourth pea. You
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  Speaker 1: got to pray. You got to use prayer. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: talk to God. You gotta use faith. You gotta have
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  Speaker 1: some conferences with him late at night, early in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the afternoon, when you own the train,
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  Speaker 1: when you're driving. You got to talk to God. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get yourself some help along the way. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: is bigger than prayer. There is nothing bigger than prayer.
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  Speaker 1: Prayer will help you overcome the pressure. Prayer will help
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  Speaker 1: you stay persistent, and Lord Him Mercy, prayer will help
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  Speaker 1: you persevere them is the faux pas that just came
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  Speaker 1: to me today. God gave that to me. I'm passing
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  Speaker 1: it on. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen, let me have
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  Speaker 1: you undivided attention. Please, this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: we're back again. This is the new year. Man, everything
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  Speaker 1: is looking up, sunshine, blue Skyhi, please go away. My
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  Speaker 1: girl has found a nubble and go away. Then was
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  Speaker 1: song man, if you don't shut your little young and
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  Speaker 1: not musically inclined ass wrote nothing like that. Nobody's still saying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like how you gotta fit it up. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't never seen the temptation stepping over each other. Say,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning showy straw, Hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning to you, darling. Good morning one time calin
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  Speaker 1: for real? Oh I love me some temptatious what's up? Chr. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're here with here's no music, nothing as ladies and
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  Speaker 1: general I love jo him No, I wrote no memorable
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  Speaker 1: askts man and beat live live live live. That was
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  Speaker 1: a jam though, right there. But that was about prison.
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  Speaker 1: So it's your point, Tommy, you ain't top of the morning.
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  Speaker 1: D We're back, baby and he didn't speak though too No,
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  Speaker 1: because he was too bay doing my group. Janie ain't seven,
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  Speaker 1: baby jan seven. Do you know me and my wife
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  Speaker 1: ain't had an argument this year? Do you know that
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  Speaker 1: it's just the seventh toiment. I got to celebrate. It's
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  Speaker 1: just seven days though. I got to celebrate it to y'all,
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  Speaker 1: y'all more than Yeah. That's why. Yeah, she's smart. Birthday
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  Speaker 1: on the night. So what's thinking about getting a for birthday? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm struggling with that. I know you need
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  Speaker 1: some help with that. Do I do so it? What
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  Speaker 1: is it gonna be an item or trip? You want
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  Speaker 1: to give her an item or experience? That's like an experience?
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  Speaker 1: I think an experience. So that means to go somewhere
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  Speaker 1: and do something exactly. And now after you get through
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  Speaker 1: going and doing it, you ain't gonna give her nothing.
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  Speaker 1: But I gave us someone. I gave us something to
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  Speaker 1: go do something. Hold up, dog, Hold hold up. You
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  Speaker 1: are talking about the woman who gave you children, the
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  Speaker 1: mother of your children. You so you're talking about so
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  Speaker 1: now you got some limitations at what you fit to give.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that, I'm just saying I'm giving us
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  Speaker 1: someone I give her the trip. That's true, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: Did she just give you one? Baby? No? Okay, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I've just asked, so, so why she just get one?
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  Speaker 1: Guilt a checkmate? Boy, I'm just going down. This is
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  Speaker 1: how they process it in their mind. Okay, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: not at school, So I right, So I'm giving gilts
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  Speaker 1: according to hem and task, he's been in the label.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. Have you ever had a contract? No, he hasn't. No,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to break, all right, coming up with thirty
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  Speaker 1: two after the hours, not the same, Okay, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: take resolutions coming up right after this. You're listening morning show,
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  Speaker 1: all right, said Steve when we loved if you were telling. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're just talking about conversation. But that's all a man got.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't compare to label. Absolutely no. Again, well for us, tho,
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  Speaker 1: that's all we got two centimatos. I don't know what. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I need tomes and we can stop some of them
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  Speaker 1: from cimeters is all I need to get some of
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  Speaker 1: this fresh off. You ever been sitting up there? You
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  Speaker 1: ever been sitting up there sweating? No band like your
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  Speaker 1: ass had been running a marathon. Sweat just poem just
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  Speaker 1: with you guys all the ship. Have you ever reached
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  Speaker 1: over and told a shower curtain down? See a doctor,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about all the raising brand. That's the fight book.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about rod and everything only coming down you
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  Speaker 1: in that fight. Yeah. Now you got that plastic curtain
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  Speaker 1: on you. Now you really high you would you were
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  Speaker 1: in that concertated. Now you got on the son of
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  Speaker 1: suit a wife. Sure catching stuff? Can't yourself? You ain't
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  Speaker 1: until you ain't. Y no, no, in that room on
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  Speaker 1: an elevator room, in the bathroom, when you go up
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  Speaker 1: to you you'll never lean back And you ain't never
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  Speaker 1: leaned back and knock everything off the back of the tarlet,
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  Speaker 1: flow candle, in the floe glade, in the flow everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah all that, you ain't never done that. I told
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  Speaker 1: the hot water he tod knob off one time. I'm
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  Speaker 1: old boy, so had whole hot water? Come on, come on,
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  Speaker 1: no hot water. So yeah, okay. I reached over and
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  Speaker 1: grab a toothbrush out the cup one time and just
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  Speaker 1: snapped it in hand with your teeth. Couldn't take it, no, mo.
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  Speaker 1: Sure I didn't reach over and grab the plunger and
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  Speaker 1: let that dude yourself, plunge your up. Hey dog, you
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  Speaker 1: ever kicked a hole in the hamper and I have
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  Speaker 1: somebody to come and get it off your foot. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you what be happening. That's we
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  Speaker 1: have this all started because you were supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: helping Tommy buy a gift for his wife. We're not.
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  Speaker 1: We're just talking about one last one though. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about back in the day when when the only thing
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom was that J. C. Penny catalog. And
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  Speaker 1: you have a toe a catalog in half. That's a freshman,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's strip, a whole catalog in half. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you all. I'm seriously go see a doctor, you guys. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've been screaming fiber last time. There's something wrong some fiber. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I don't need none now, but back we
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  Speaker 1: need to call Oh yeah, yeah what none of that.
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  Speaker 1: Back then, it was just d You know what I did.
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  Speaker 1: I watched the rerun of the Titans beating the Patriots. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: look at the game, just for fun because you're so happy, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: But I watched the whole reason. I'm just so happy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually might meet Tom Brady at the NFL honors
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  Speaker 1: this year because last year I couldn't meet him because
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  Speaker 1: he was in Super Bowl. I told him to do
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  Speaker 1: something about it. He might be that issue. What are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna say, Oh, I'm gonna say something messed uff.
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  Speaker 1: You can't believe it. Hey, Tom, Tom Brady, I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: meet you last year because you was in the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: My whole goal has always been to meet you, man,
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  Speaker 1: greatest quarterback of the man there y'all. I can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you how happy him to meet you. Oh, not really
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  Speaker 1: to meet you, just that your aunt saint in the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Stink. I want a good guy, you think
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  Speaker 1: I want. I love Tom break, but I just don't
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  Speaker 1: like the fact that they had leven damn years in
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  Speaker 1: a row. Eleven years. I can't get to the playoffs
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  Speaker 1: with the damn Browns since then, the damn playoffs, since
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  Speaker 1: they started calling them playoffs. Yeah, who bank he goes
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  Speaker 1: that last year. Yeah, he ain't gonna like it this year.
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  Speaker 1: He that kind of funny when he met me last time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm more Cleveland than you ever be. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you can believe that, and you send them here like
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  Speaker 1: you the hot mess because they thought you were gonna
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  Speaker 1: bring a title of time. Autam bought six Emmies and
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  Speaker 1: fourteen Image Awards to Cleveland and two people's short What
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  Speaker 1: you to do? That's gonna be interesting to watch the
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  Speaker 1: NFL Honors. A matter of fact, I'm gonna write the
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  Speaker 1: joke right now, broke all the stuff you've brought to Cleveland. Yeah, wow,
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  Speaker 1: Well is that it? On the suggestions for Uh? Well, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: if we want an experience many once again, we need
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  Speaker 1: to just no, I'm good. Come on, let's tell everybody
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  Speaker 1: what we're talking about. Just in case. We're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: My wife's birthday is two days from now, so James
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  Speaker 1: very Knights. So so I'm saying Shirley's husband. So Uncle
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  Speaker 1: Steve giving me pointers on what to get. I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to give her an experience and opposed to
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  Speaker 1: and if you haven't done the experience by now, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be one hell of put together evening. So we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna we're just gonna charge it. Okay, charge it? Do
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  Speaker 1: you want it to be? I'm pretty sure you want
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  Speaker 1: it to be a gift where you are the beneficiary
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  Speaker 1: at the end of it. That is the goal. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I gotta be honest with young Steve.
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  Speaker 1: I'm shooting something this weeks, so I'm not gonna be
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  Speaker 1: with her. So oh so this is great for me.
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  Speaker 1: To give her an experience. Has to be an experience. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and you have a bad shoulder. You're gonna try something
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  Speaker 1: like a spa day or something. No, Wenna, I won't
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  Speaker 1: show I won't show opinion because you take it to
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  Speaker 1: a whole nothing loft. You want my opinion? Get your
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  Speaker 1: check book? Okay, oh, here we go, here, we go here?
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  Speaker 1: How much your coins? Hell? No, exactly, why waste your time?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Hold on, we gotta go all right, and
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  Speaker 1: we gotta do run that prank back with the nephew
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  Speaker 1: right after this too. You're listening, all right, we're back. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's get to it. Steven's trying to help Tommy, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I got it to give his wife an experience for
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  Speaker 1: your wife. Okay, before we get to the run, that
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  Speaker 1: call either Sacks or an Emon Marcus. I can do that, okay,
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  Speaker 1: or Louis Vaton here or Gucci and have the personal
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  Speaker 1: shopper bring her in everything in that size and fit,
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  Speaker 1: and then here's your price range that she can shop
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  Speaker 1: with and she can buy anything she wants long as
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  Speaker 1: it's in that price range, and the personal shopper brings
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  Speaker 1: her all the stuff in that little room for her.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice, man, I did That's a cold experience. You
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  Speaker 1: did that? Walk my girl all the way around that though.
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  Speaker 1: I love I did that same thing. It's nice. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: had a champagne. Okay, the prank first, Okay, okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: do it. Uh. The Johnson's this is his the Johnson's
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  Speaker 1: Freedom papers. What is that? My phone blew up yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: Johnson's Freedom Papers. If you're Johnson and you live in Tennessee,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't free. Here we go, come on though, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Franklin Franklin Johnson's League. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is him, Franklin. How are you doing today? My name
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  Speaker 1: is My name is Kyle Kyle Green. I'm with the
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  Speaker 1: Immigration Department of the State of Tennessee. Uh. Yeah, how
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  Speaker 1: could I help you? But you were you were born
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  Speaker 1: and raised in Tennessee? Am I correct? Yeah? Born and
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  Speaker 1: raised in Tennessee? Okay? Now, uh do you do you
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  Speaker 1: still live in in the Tennessee area? Now are you
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  Speaker 1: in a different state? Rights? Still here? All? I wanna family.
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  Speaker 1: The only Johnson is he's still here, living good. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, So here's what's going on. Um, it's been
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: brought to our attention here at the Immigration that anyone
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  Speaker 1: in the state of Tennessee who has the last name
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  Speaker 1: of Johnson. And I don't even know how to break
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  Speaker 1: this to you or tell this to you, but it's
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  Speaker 1: it's been brought to our attention here at the Immigration
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  Speaker 1: that anyone in the state attend to see last name
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  Speaker 1: Johnson for some reason. And we're gonna fix the problem.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: But for some reason they're saying no Johnsons are free,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: you know, like there's claws or something and some paperwork
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: or whatever. But what we need is we need all
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: the Johnson's to come in by six oclock, by six
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: o'clock today so we can try to take care of
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: the problem. If not, if all Johnson's that are not
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: reported in by six, you will have to get picked up.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I know this is a joke, like we we even
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I know this is Joe Baby, I'm free. What are
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: you talking about? Like, well, you talking about you're talking
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: about the Johnsons ain't free. What do you what are
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: you talking about? Bumpy Johnson got for it. I don't
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: have anybody to check at Johnson then, Uh no, sorry,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: this is this is a real This is a I
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: know this is crazy to get a phone call like this,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: but like I said, we got some paperwork here. Everybody's
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: scramming around trying to get to the atom it is.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: But bottom line is, we need all the Johnsons to
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: come in because, uh, right, right now, in the state
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: of Tennessee, no person was the last name of Johnson
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: is free right now, get the fun out in. What
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? What are you talking about? Are
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: you black? Yeah? I'm black, but yeah I'm black. Are
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: you free? Yeah, I'm free? So what are you talking about?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Coming to me talking about the sinse of my last
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: name Johnsons? My family got to come down to immigration
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: because we ain't free. Who the hell are you calling
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: me talking about some crap like that? Man, Okay, sure
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: the problem. We're gonna fix the problem, but we need
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: all Johnson's to come in. We're gonna fix of the
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: senses or something. I know I'm not something like that, Like,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: why are you probably talking about Johnson? You are some uncle?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Tim asked, pulling me talking about Johnsons that we ain't
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: free and we gotta come down, and you're threatening my family,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: this guy, I'm not I'm sure, I'm not. I'm not sure.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not threatening you all right. Like I said,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: my name is Sky Green, I'm with immigrations. I'm just
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: trying to fix the problem. You know it to me
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: because your name is Green. So y'allos sure. I'm not
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: saying I'm better than you because my last name is Green.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I'm saying we have you are so saying that, Kyle,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: mister Green, my name is Johnson. We come from a
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: long line of Johnson's. And don't let me have to
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: blumpee Johnson all you because you saw how he was
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: cutting off, So don't play with him. Okay, sure, can
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: we h? I want to help you and I want
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: to help all the jobs. Okay, you ain't help with
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: nobody but yourself, mister Green, Uncle Tom. I saw y'all
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: life in Djano the house both I think you when
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: them life can green eye terns howard looking? Most think
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: but it was a good head. I'm black, I happany,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I got a wide nose and I'm proud to be black.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: And they're gonna have your life and ask for me
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: bring my family down there. You got some nerves. It's
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: all this tobolism amongst us. Okay, sir, can I expect
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: you to come down to immigration that except me for
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: a Kyle sound like a life getting Kyle Gray? That
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: sound life? Sir? Can I get you to come down
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: the immigration by now? You can not have me come there.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down here with my god old old
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: bussy Johnsons. Are we gonna turn it up? Okay? So
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: is your wife? Last name is Johnson? Too worry? My
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: wife's last name is don't try to set hub? Okay?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Is your is your mother still living? Don't worry about
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: my mama still living? You don't have to. I'm about
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to hang this guy up. You you're donne a cross
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: the line. You life getting bubble? Okay? Okay, sir. All
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I know is that you know we got you. We
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: were trying to get as many Johnson as be good
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: to come in. Tell me? Tell me is the one
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: that told us to call you? Okay? Franklin that's who
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: told us to call you? Who Tommy said? You probably
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: want to call Franklin Johnson and get him on the
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: line because he you know a lot of the other Johnson's,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: and you can get him all to come in. That's
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: what knows what you think you think? I'm that mother
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: is gonna round the boardman Johnson. That's how it came
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: over from Africa. It was one black mothers. I think
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I took him over of the poke about. It was
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: going on vacation and it came up over here. I'm
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: not rounding them, no, Johnson. Who the hell is Tommy?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Tommy Man? Tommy said you would do it. Tommy said
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: you would be cool with him. I don't know, no, God, Tommy,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: he sound like w too. Okay, do you know do
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Do you know that mother? Oh? I got my blood friends?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Hey man, oh man, Hey Franklin. Yes, hey Franklin took
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: us out. Man. Your boy Jay Rob is the one
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: that got me brank phone call you back. Oh he ain't.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: He ain't allowed him to the BARBECI whiskey? What's he's
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: He's he taking some of that whiskey when he calls
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: me Marris. I don't know what he was when I
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: called him, bro, but he wanted me to make so
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Frank Franklin, Jesus Christ oh Man, and you gotta tell
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: me to dry break and give it to me by Franklin, John,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: you gotta tell me this. What is the baddest and
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I mean the badest radio show in the lane? The
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show with neat Tommy all right, thank you, nephew,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of that's crazy, coming up
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Entertainment and National News.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: That's right after this. You're listening morning show, all right,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: This ongoing saga of what to buy Tommy's wife for
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: her birthday, Tommy, Steven's helping you out. Here's the best store.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: The best store would be to get it done in
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: the department store. They all have the little private rooms
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: in the back. Facks Neeman, Marcus. You won't go high
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: end because you're living like that now. She had told everything,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: so there in the back room she got a personal shopper.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: This is a good time of the year because there's
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff on sale, okay, and you get
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: more bang for you. But I would suggest Louis Vuton.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: But ain't no sailing ever. Your money gets sucked up
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: real fast in there. Three bags shopping spree oval, she
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: won't even finish right. See, but if you go to
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Neem and Marcus or Sacks, she could be in that. Now,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: all we got to do is set the right dollar
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: amount give her and then half in there in the
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: envelope where only she sees it. You'll already have it
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: set up with the personal shoppers, so she'll know not
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: to bring nothing in that ex see, and she can
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: pre select a bunch of stuff in her side and
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: bring you the most bang for your buck. She might
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: bring ten fifteen items out there, probably more than that.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: She could probably have thirty items in now. And all
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: you got to do is sect the dollar amount. And
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I know the perfect dollar amount. I know. Okay, let
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: me hear your let me hear your dollar amount for you.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: You can do this. Come on fifteen m okay, careful,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: fifteen hundred and then and then she get the little
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: wine stuff they're not they're not giving you. Yeah, no,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: you're not getting the room they're not open. Can bring
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: the damn champagne and four hundred dollars you're you're not getting.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: That's not what you're getting for fifteen you tell my
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: fifteen thousand dollars? Who are you asked Steve Harvey, fifteen thousands. Yeah,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: you got it, got it? What's wrong? Made more than that?
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: You just told us how many cities you was in
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: over the holiday that land I was then bowed to
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: mo I was didn't veal out of the shot. I
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: don't know how much you make all that right, matter
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: of fact? One of them A matter of fact, Timmy,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: you really want to lay out one of them nights
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: pay should be her her Nah Now we're talking about
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: than had now, Hello, Hello, quit being cheap because your
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: asses heat and y'all to do something special for this
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: is a big birthday for man twenty five or ain't
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: she twenty five or something? I ain't gonna throw the number.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: You can't throw a number out that. I'm throwing a
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: number out that I've been in trouble. List one right here.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I'm still trying to fix this one because I had
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: her down in can Coon on her fifty fifth birthday,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: double Nickels five five. I'm throwing a party with damn
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: cake down in Mexico. Man, So something to think about,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: wouldn't you say? No, man, we cut that in hand, Okay,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: we cut that down to cut in your head. But
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna work though, twenty one boy, I'll tell
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: you what, Tommy dog and let her go in there.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Ball you ain't and you ain't there, and you worked
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: on her birthday. You've heard that, Oh, you just gonna
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: work on my birthday, goes, I've heard that one bit.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: You're right, Steve, I'm with you. And oh I've heard
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: that one before. So you just gonna work on my birthday?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: You want me to go with her, Tommy, you want
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: me to go with Tommy, Tommy this year, I'm working
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: on my birthday. She ain't said a damn thing about that. Well,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I guess where you're being Africa for your birthday. But
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not allowed to get mad. Congratulations tom Man.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Just all right, let's go. We gotta we gotta move
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: on and get to the headline. Steve, ladies and gentlemen,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: miss and Tripp, thank you for very much. Harry Body.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: This is answer for the news. Both the European Union
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: and NATO are now dealing with the fallout from President
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Trump's drone attack that killed Iranian military leader Customs Salomoni.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: The EU, which broke of the Iran nuclear deal. They're
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: trying to salvage something. They're trying to keep Iran's reactions
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: to the point where they could reverse any decision if
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: they want to. But the Persian government says it will
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: no longer abide by the agreements restrictions on its uranium
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: and richmond program. At Solomoni State's a funeral yesterday, actually
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: people started running and everything, and a lot of screaming
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: and crying. Thirty two people ended up trampled, according to
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: government reports over there, trampled to death. Another one hundred
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: ninety others injured. Meanwhile, the leading Democratic presidential candidates are
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: reacting to Trump's drone hit on Iranian General Casima Salomoni.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren, and Bernie Sanders were all in
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Iowa yesterday and they all say Trump's acted recklessly. Fact
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: is that I don't think he has any idea what
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: he's dealing with. I never thought that I see something
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: quite like this. Donald Trump has lost all credibility with
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: the American people, and he's lost all credibility around the world.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: That really costs us, particularly as his country has moved
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: to the brink of war. I remind everybody the Trump
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: campaigned on ending endless wars, and he says, now, Sanders says,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: we're going to have to pay a lot of money.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe also in the blood of Americans may have peate
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Buddha judges out there. He told MSNBC that while nobody
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: should mourn the death of General Solomony, that does not
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: mean that killing him was the wisest thing to do.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Disgrace film mogul, howevery Weinstein in court in New York City,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: where the jury selection begne for his trial and alleged
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: criminal sex activity. Weinstein's pled not guilty to the charges.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: He insists that there was no non consensual sex involved.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: The once powerful movie maker charged with sexual offenses against
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: two women in New York. Meanwhile, more than eighty females
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: totally have accused him of assaulting them. A trial now
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: under getting under now in Los Angeles hasn't gotten on
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: the way yet, but a trial data set. Actress Rose
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: McGowan joined other demonstrators yesterday outside the courthouse. No matter
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: what lies you tell yourself, you did this. Today, Lady
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Justice is staring down a super predator. You. Winstein has
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: been charged in California with raping one woman and sexually
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: assaulting another in separate instance over a two day period.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: If convicted in La, Weinstein faces as much as twenty
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: eight years in New York. Maximum is life in prison.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: MC two six point five quake chook Puerto Rico this
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: morning on Monday of five point eight earthquake shook. Luckily,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: no serious injuries reported today. To celebrate the wind to
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: day and we will have to come back to the
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, so we know our girl Carla
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: is going through this at the house Carla work, but
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Julie is here to help you out. He's got the
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: dudes and don'ts when your booth team lost the playoff.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: These are the dude and don't for all the boots
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: that you don't tell your man right now, Like number one,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: don't use the phrase it's just a game. Don't tell
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: him that right now. You can't tell this man that
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: right now. You're not supposed to say that. No, the
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: loss is still fresh. Here's another phrase you can't use.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: It's always next year. No, this was this year. Don't
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: say that this loss is still fresh. It just too
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: It just happens. Son, Yeah, if they mad at the referee,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: your ass man at the referee. You've gotta go with.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: The file is on the plane, just say something. All
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: that touching they're doing, just say that you ain't got
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: to know the call. You just mad the referee because
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: he made cuse when he comes. That's a dude, if
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: he losing game. It's never a good idea to say, well,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: let's just go to a sports bar and get something
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: to eat. Now, now we just watch this. We lost.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: We don't want to be in the sports ball You
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: don't want that. There's the dudes and don'ts when your
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: boot lost his game. If you're rooting for the other team,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: please please don't wear the rival colors around me were
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: playing another team. Don't you come in here with no
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: purple long? Okay, do that right after they lose. Here's
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: another don't don't try to strike up no clever conversation.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Just sit there and enjoy the silence of the rest
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: of Yes. Don't still be trying to add what I
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: want to do now? I don't want to do nothing. Man,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: it's not a good idea to suggest. How about we
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: throw your team lost party and you can invite your friends.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: They don't make you feel better. Don't don't fight. No,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: we are to have a lost party. Who do that?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: And here's the last one, Carlor, don't do this if
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: you don't know anything about sports, don't ask dumb questions
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: like what was that the super Bowl? Or did your
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: team win? Or I think we should be a two
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: out of three? They on two out of three and
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: playoff football? One damn game? Hey, I love it. Here's
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: through two things you can't say. Next week, the Vikings
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: is gonna be playing. Don't bet on the Viking. And
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: then the last thing you can't say to a Saints
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: fan is it didn't look like passing the fens to me?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: You say that that was passed in the fish? Anybody down?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Don't get damn what they say? Who that was? Answer
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: the fish? Parting coming up and thirty four after the
• 38:58
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• 39:02
  Speaker 1: is a what is a hit? Wow? Let go we'll
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: talk about it right now. You're listening to show. Well, well, well,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: yesterday was the season premiere of Steve's new talk show,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Steve on Watch on facebook Watch, and we're just loving
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: the episode. Steve. Take a listen to when Steve talked
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: to a woman her name was Sabrina about dating three
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: guys and one of those guys is in the import
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: export business. Take a listen, this cannot be the life
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: you want. It's not. But this realization has just came about,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: like this is new. It was fun, it was cool.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: He going to jail. He's going to jail. You just
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: not how this works. You got el chumpo went to jail.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Escobar got kei or what's what you want? You're gonna
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: go to jail or you gonna die. That's the game.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: So you have to decide if that's the life for you.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: The financial guy, huh is really not your type? No,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: not at all? How you know, because because I ain't stupid.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: If you meet a guy that's your type and he
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: financially said, what is the other? Dude? All right, Steve, Steve,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Guess who's good? Bye? Guess who's bad? Yeah? I look
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: at you know what people said he was supposed to
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: be doing it. You know they told me coming back
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: and doing ellen today? Yes, lord, okay, yes, lord. And
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: ain't bringing it up about got invited back down to
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: the super Bowl, Dude, the NFL honors. You ain't bringing
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: it up, but not feel guilty about any of the
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I'm just talking about the Lord. Now come on. And
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: on January fourteen, I go back to Africa taping a
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: full season for Family Feud in Ghana. What in Africa?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: You y'all have no idea? How funny this is, y'all.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: It's gonna air in April. I shot South Africa first,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: then I'm going back to shoot Ghana. Let me tell
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: y'all something. First of all, it's a one hour show
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: instead of thirty minutes. The funniest part is, you know
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: your boys English ain't the best. Yeah, well, now I'm
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: over here and I'm the one who has an accent.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Do you know? Do you know the answers? Dog h No, No,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: just like on the game show. And I really don't
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: know these because we specifically tailored a lot of the
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: question culture to their culture. So I'm that's they're saying stuff.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I have no idea what they're talking about. This show
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: is so funny. It suck because I have not they'd
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: be talking about dishes like I give you an example.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Top eight answers on the board, The top ten things
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: that a slay queen wants a queen a slay queen.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Now how did I know what that was? Well, slay queen,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: it's just like a gold digger. Oh but here is
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: the question that threw me. What are the top ten
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: things you want from your blesser? Oh? The audience when
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I when I read the question what are the top
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: ten things you want from your blesser? The audience busted
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  Speaker 1: her all screaming it laugh, I'm clueless. Yeah that's the Lord,
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  Speaker 1: ain't it. No? Guess who the blesser is? Your boyfriend?
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: The blesser is a sugar daddy. Oh okay, I was Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the equipment to sugar daddy. Yeah, let me get
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  Speaker 1: on to Africa, gonna get over. What was the answer
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: though that? You know like it? It'd be real simple
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: stuff over there, you know, like a phone, what phone?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I was going to phone be a blesser over if
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I get you? Said move, Julie said, he's moving, Junior. Junior.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: It's an incredibly, incredibly beautiful woman there. You couldn't pressure.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: One woman came up to me and said, I would
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: like to be your other wife. I said, well right
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: after that, we're both gonna die. All right, We got
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: all right? Check out Steve unwatch on Facebook. Watch congratulations Steve.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, the nephew in the building with today's
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: prank phone call. Right after this you're listening to show
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
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  Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry letters subject the child
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  Speaker 1: won't understand this. Okay, I got a good one for
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  Speaker 1: you today. We'll not understand this right now, right right now,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: the nephew in the building with today's prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us? Now? Sweat hole, Sharon, really
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: sweat hole? What does that mean? Okay, there's a guy
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: that goes to the gym, guy that goes to the gym, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: who sweats on all the equipment at the gym. We're
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  Speaker 1: about to get him a call. Okay, Oh yeah, okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna get you together on this. Here. This is Sweathhall.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. Okay, now it's twenty to twenty baby, brand
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  Speaker 1: new prank call. Let's go Hello, Helloka, I set the
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  Speaker 1: key on, Yeah, this is key on. Who's this? Hey?
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: This is terrace Man. Do you go to h You
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  Speaker 1: go to Iron Man Fitness Center? Right? Is that when
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: you work out at Yeah, that's why I work out
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  Speaker 1: who who is this? My name is Charance. I got
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  Speaker 1: to number from the girl to work at the front
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  Speaker 1: when you first come in. I'm actually, yeah, a little
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  Speaker 1: sick way getting me your number? You you they can't
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  Speaker 1: work out? He wait? Why they give you my number?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: You work at the gym. Now I don't work at
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: the gym, but everybody here at the gym was having
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: a conversation. Everybody got a problem with two. So you
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: know I with me. Wait wait, wait, wait, hold on,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: you have a problem with me? They gave you my number.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I don't what's going on, bro, We're trying to fix
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: the problem that's having that first. Don't worry about somebody
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: to had me on number. So let's just fix the problem,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: all right then? Man, But I don't know who is name.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: My name is Terrace. I didn't told you three times
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: who I am. So I'm going I'm telling you is
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: this is that you know you come to the gym? Uh?
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, how long have you been coming to
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: the gym? Man, and I've been going to a gym
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: for like five ten years. Bro, five ten years. That's
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: a big camp. Okay, So anyway, the problem is, just dude,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: you come to the gym. I don't know if you
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: ain't basing on what the case is, but dude, all
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: the equipment be funking. Man, dude, you got you gotta
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: watch your way man before you Yeah, dude, you're what
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Man? Yo? Who gave you my number?
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Why are you calling me for one? Man? Who the
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: hell are you to call me talking disrespectfully like this? Bro? Well,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: the problem is this. The disrespect is how you coming
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: to the gym? Funky? Okay, you got the machines all thirty.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: We gotta keep work out, you sweat, it's a gym. Yeah,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: but you fucking before you even get there, man, that's
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: the problem. You're talking about funky before him? Get that? Man?
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: What the hell are you calling me with this book for?
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I'm calling you get there? Okay? Dude, you come to
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: the gym everything you ain't bathe okay? You're leaving only
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: crod base every day? What are you talking about? Homie?
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I based let me ask you this, sin, let me
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: ask you this then, key, Huh? Why is everybody here
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: with your chim talking about you? The guy to be
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: leaving all these equipment funks? Why are they talking about you?
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Many reason everybody in your neighborhood talking about your mama.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: That's why, Yo, what are you at, dude? You have
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: right now? I'm here after Jenna. I'm here after Jenna.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I come to the gym right now. We can talk
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: about this and face to faith dog. Okay, what the
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: hell are you shoot this? Are you gonna take a
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: bath for you coming? Because that's the problem we've been having.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Is your mama gonna take a bath? Okay, okay, let
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: me tell you. Let me let me tell you something. Dude,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: you're gonna keep my MoMA. Watch your mouth. The problem
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: is your mama. And then he didn't want to talk
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: to you. Know, good team man, you know how to
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: clean you'all. But what coming down to the gym right now?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I'm coming down. How they gonna take you to get here?
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: What are you a chapter cop or something? Don't worry
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: about it. I'll be there. Okay, it's cool. Are you
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: gonna watch it before you get here? Yeah, I'm gonna
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: watch something. I'm gonna watch my foot up your when
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I get there. That's what I'm gonna watch. Okay, okay, cool,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be watching this? This this size eleven hour
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: so that's what I'm gonna be getting getting watched. Laurie, Laurie, Laurie,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: don't worry about it. No, no, no, don't don't worrybout
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: I got it. No, I'm just letting them know. I'm
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: just letting no. Not somebody had to tell it. Laurie
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: works the front. No, I got it, Lawory, don't even
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: worry about it. No, she would help. I got something
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: to say that I want too forgiving out body. No,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: you hapen to say that. She hasn't been about giving
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: me your number. But don't worry about it. I got it.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: He's gonna gave you my damn number in the first place.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: That's private information. Keep breaking the pods, he probably I understand.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I understand that. But what we're trying to do is
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: clean you watch or something something wrong? What you brother?
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: But you're worrying about not the one want to clean you.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: You don't want to clean you. You got a six
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: face to it? Watching? Why is wrong with you? Bother
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: her about who watching? Who is that? You just bring
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: it to me, mister Terrace when you get here. Okay,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do it over here like you got
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: a per Okay, cool, I'm one press and three seventy five.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one I am. Look for them happy five.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: You ain't saying not hold me three seventy five ain't nothing? Okay, okay,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: cool man, I don't care how much you present. When
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I come there, I'm gonna put your three seventy five
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  Speaker 1: pressing the check. Man. You don't call hi talking to
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: me like this. You don't call it another man's house
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: talking about he don't watch his what's wrong with you? Bro?
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: So let me ask you this, sa man, Tommy want
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: to holet you? You want to talk to Tommy? Tommy?
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Do you want to talk to Tommy? Want to how
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: let you about the situation? It was Tommy. This is
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: a nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Key, y'all,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: you just got played by your boy named Paul baby
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: BAA wait, I don't know that's trying to me. This
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: was a joke. This is not Tommy man from the
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Brob, this is never man. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: need to stop playing like that. You ain't hit me
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  Speaker 1: loading my twenty two. I was coming for you you.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, We're good, y'all. Bet as content tickets for
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  Speaker 1: me putting me through this stress. Y'all wad y'all got you,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: y'all got me on this one. Y'all got me. You're
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: working out with Paul. I'm assuming that's your that'sh your
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  Speaker 1: work out partment. I ain't working out with Paul no more.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: If he gave y'all money, Paul got me to ghet
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  Speaker 1: you man, stay in shafe, baby, what you gotta do
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  Speaker 1: this moment. You gotta tell me what's the fastest radio
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  Speaker 1: you through, you're here, I got your bro man. Keep
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  Speaker 1: your head up all right, brother, peace y'all feeling me.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Y'all feeling me. I appreciate that you ain't gonna you
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be funking. We ain't gonna head This is
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: where I draw the line, like a real day back
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: in on the inch. Hell, you go to the gym,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: f you know they got them to the thing. You're
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: supposed to wipe it down when you get off that.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: They don't never do that. No catch me, baby, Okay, weekend,
• 51:13
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  Speaker 1: going to Charlotte. We love Charlotte Queen City. Oh yeah, yep,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: yes we do. Now that's Charlotte. That's okay weekend us Charlotte,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: okay weekend. But what Valentine's weekend? Okay? Fourteenth Valentine's Day
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  Speaker 1: cleave shut off, Ohio cut out. On the fifteenth, Cincinnati
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  Speaker 1: yours truly nephew, Tommy. That is Valentine's We can't. That
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  Speaker 1: How's it going? It's been well, man, he said dell Man.
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  Speaker 1: I like watching they bring you under their wing. And
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I was a little nervous at first with the big dogs.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm a big dog. But if my
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  Speaker 1: big dog would have walked in there in Atlanta. That
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  Speaker 1: would have done me. Just surprise, surprise, The Gangs is
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  Speaker 1: back twenty years? Ain't the kings yell? Twenty years man?
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: When the movie was released. Oh that's right, you're absolutely right,
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  Speaker 1: just to do twenty years were playing in something? Old
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  Speaker 1: lord right, old lord man, old lord gay. Oh my god,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: it is. It is because it's twenty years for Steve
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  Speaker 1: and I working together this year. Twenty years, twenty years. Wow.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: All right, uh jeez, thank you, nephew. Coming up next
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. Subject, Oh lord, the child won't understand this.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
• 53:25
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• 53:30
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  Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.
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  Speaker 1: It is Strawberry Letter. Thank you enough you. Subject, the
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  Speaker 1: child won't understand this. There, Stephen Shirley, I am a
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  Speaker 1: thirty four year old single mother. I have had the
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: same best friend for twenty years and she is my
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: daughter's godmother. My daughter's father died when she was two
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: years old, and my best friend said she would always
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: be there for my child. Well, she has not kept
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: her promise. My daughter is seven years old now and
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: she has a spicy personality and behavioral problems. She acts
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: out when she's upset, and she has a problem with
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: being disrespectful to adult. I have tried everything to discipline her,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: but nothing has worked. This past Saturday, her godmother took
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: her to a birthday party for me so I could
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: rest and nurse a cold. Within thirty minutes of leaving,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: my child walked back in yelled at the top of
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: her lungs at her godmother. The godmother said that as
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: soon as she got to the party, this child of
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: mine insulted the birthday girl and told her that her
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: hair was a mess, her party decorations were terrible, and
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: her house was stea My best friend said she was
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: so embarrassed she drugged my daughter out of the party,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: kicking and screaming. I know my friend was very upset,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: but I thought as an adult she should have handled it.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: A few hours later, I called my best friend to
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: see if she cooled off. She said she wasn't mad,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: but she is done with my daughter for good. She
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: denounced her title as the godmother of my child. I
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: didn't even know you could do that. She doesn't want
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: my child to interfere with our friendship. I'm like, what,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: who does that? I tried reasoning with her, but she
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: kept saying that she's not changing her mind. It's going
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: to devastate my child because she loves her godmother. So
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: how will I tell my child that her godmother quit her?
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I'm so upset? Well, I mean, really, can you blame
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: her though? I mean, no one likes a bad but child,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: just no one likes bad babies type kids. No one
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: likes them but their parents. Sorry, and you're her mom,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: so you know, I mean, truth be told. Her godmother
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: might come back if little goddaughter, you know, is better behaved. Um,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: but I just got to ask where is she getting
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: this attitude? I mean at seven years old? Who who?
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: What kind of little friends does she have? Um? She's disrespectful,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: as she showed at the party. She's unruly, She's way
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: too grown she's just a bad little kid. I mean,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: what is wrong? Are you doing your part as mom
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: h and as her as her mother? Okay as her mother? UM,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: I think you gotta know that this is more than
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: what you call a spicy personality. I think you're overlooking
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: this whole thing because she's your daughter. I think you
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: just can't wait for the godmother to godmother to come
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: over and discipline your child. The stuff that your godmother
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: does every once in a while, every now and then,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: that's not gonna stick. That's not gonna stay with your child.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: It really isn't um, you know, and she could very
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: well be through with your daughter because your daughter did
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: act up. The question is why is she doing all this?
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: And if it's going to devastate your child so much
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: because she loves her godmother, maybe you know that would
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: reel your daughter in and make her behave better. But
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I think the best thing to do is to get
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: your daughter into some kind of therapy right away. I
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: know people will disagree with me. Someone are just gonna
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: say you should whoop her a little behind. I know
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: people are gonna say that, but I mean, she's only seven.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: She's only seven. You maybe me it's their fool. But anyway,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: that's what I think about this, because you know she
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: suffered major loss. I mean even though she was only
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: two years old. You're a single mom. There is no
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: man in the home. She could just be acting out.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: So get her into some therapy. Okay, Steve, please please?
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Oh I thought you had more. Okay, everybody ready? Yes,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Happy Knew Year. This is random Jesus. Well, you're thirty
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: four year old single mother. You got this best friend
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: you didn't had for twenty years. She's your daughter's god mother.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: That's a given title. That's just the inner, you know,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: when you're somebody god mother, godfather, that's just a title.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: You ain't really posted do nothing, got really really, dog listen,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: just you don't really posted to do nothing. If that's
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: your god mother, that's your god cousin, that's your god brother.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah you ain't. You ain't really posted
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: to do nothing. All right. She said her father died
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: when she was two, and your best friend said she'd
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: always to be there for your child. Everybody say that.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody mean that? That's just gonna be real. Who
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: mean that I'll always be there for your child? That
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: means I'll always know them. Her name Brenda, Yes, Brenda dog,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: but sheiqua yes, but sheiqua well, she has not kept
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: her promise. My daughter is seven years old now. She
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: has a spicy personality and behavioral problems. Pump your brakes
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: right there. Saven year old with a spicy personality and
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: behavioral problems. You know what that means? This little health
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: for crazy, samn year old, Little health for crazy. I
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: ain't on Steve nothing. She acts out when she's upset,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: and he go the big one. She got a problem
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: with being disrespectful to adults. You know why because she's
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: been allowed. Hello, now when I come back here come
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: the truth. All right, all right, we're gonna have part
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three after
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: the hour. Subject of today's Strawberry letter, the child won't
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: understand this. We'll be back right after this. You're listening,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Steven show. All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. Subject the child won't understand this? Well, what
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: thirty four year old lady got a friend, been there
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: free in twenty years, got a little girl. The little
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: girl father to die when she was two. The lady
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: that's been her free and is her god mother. We've
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: discussed this. That don't mean nothing. That title, that term
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: ges the throwaway line that's like, hey, happy New Year,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Give a damn, how your year ago? We've just got
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: this year out. Save eybody. Yeah, Happy New Year, Happy
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: New Year. It's the seventh. It's just tradition. It's that tradition.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: How are you today? Like, I give a damn now,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: I really don't want to know how you do today.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I want you to say I'm fine. I don't want
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: to hear about your problems god mother, godfather the same thing.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: How you doing, how you feeling that? We don't really
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: want to know that now. She says she'd always be
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: there for the little girl, and she ain't kept of
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: problems the little girl seven years old. He got a
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: spicy personality and behavioral problems flash. That means it's little
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: health of crazy. He acts out when she's upset, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And she has a problem with being disrespectful to adults.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: And you know why she has a problem with being
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: disrespectful to adults because she has been allowed to be
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: disrespectful to adults and ain't been no consequence. I have
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: tried everything to disappeine her, but nothing has worked. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't. Oh no, yeah ain't. You ain't did everything.
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  Speaker 1: If you did everything, you wouldn't be writing this damn letter.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: You've tried some things, you ain't done everything. Time out
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  Speaker 1: that ain't work. Told her she couldn't go outside. Don't
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  Speaker 1: nobody give a damn about that. No more, go to
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  Speaker 1: your room. Hell, that's where my computer that I'm good. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get you nothing for Christmas. Have far
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: got a whole year for you to change your mind. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've tried everything, but nothing has worked. You ain't tried everything.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: But let's move on. Let's move this past. Said that
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  Speaker 1: her godmother took her to a birthday party for me.
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  Speaker 1: Now keep in mind who took her. That her god
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: mother the throwaway title. Now just this samething. The mama
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: took her grandmother. Her godmother took her this party for
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: me so I could rest in nurse a cold. Thirty
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: minutes after leaving, my child walked back in the house,
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  Speaker 1: yelling at the top of her lungs at her god mother.
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  Speaker 1: You don't bring me back to this damn party. I
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: just went to the party. How you're gonna bring me back.
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  Speaker 1: You don't bring me back, bought back because your ass
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  Speaker 1: can't dry. You're back in this house because you don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to act, The godmother said. As soon as
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  Speaker 1: she got to the party, this child of mine insulted
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  Speaker 1: the birthday girl, told her that her hair wasn't mess,
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  Speaker 1: her party declaration was terrible, and her house was spaking.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta get this help out of here, s the
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  Speaker 1: godmother said. I got to get this little ignorant health
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  Speaker 1: of out this woman house. She hid this and kill
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  Speaker 1: everybody in him. It wasn't a little girl she was
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: concerned about. It was the little girl who Mama threw
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: the party that didn't invited. Joe Poe asked daughter over
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  Speaker 1: to the house that ain't bought the damn gift. You
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  Speaker 1: know why, because she funking and she got a bad attitude.
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  Speaker 1: So she just over there insulting some people's house. So
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  Speaker 1: your best friend says, she was so embarrassed she drugged
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  Speaker 1: her daughter out the party, kicking and screaming like she
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: was posed to. Because you know why, she the god mother.
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  Speaker 1: She ain't got invest no more on her day in
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  Speaker 1: this little help for your little girl crazy. I know
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: my friend was very upset, but I thought as an adult,
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  Speaker 1: she could have handled it better. Oh you're talking about
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  Speaker 1: handled it better to the little girl. That's disrespectful to adults.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: You thought she could have handled it better. I agree
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  Speaker 1: with you right there. I think she could have handled
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  Speaker 1: it better too. Think of what Iuda did. As soon
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: as she said something about the little girl messed up here,
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  Speaker 1: I'd have missed her hand. Now you're both standing here
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  Speaker 1: with your hair all over your head. How you like that?
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  Speaker 1: And then i'd have said something about her dress out
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: of threw punch on her dress. Now everybody outfit messed
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  Speaker 1: up and out of stuff to one of them balloons
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: in her little ragged ass mouth because she keeps running it.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: That's how Ida handed. Oh we just stayed at the
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  Speaker 1: party because I'm not going to the party and don't
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: get no damn cake. So we got leaving this party
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  Speaker 1: right here. I'm I like going to kids party because
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: kid part of her good as cake because they had
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: a little crazy ass writing on her. But it'd be
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  Speaker 1: red velvet on the inside. So I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: you think we'venna lead this party about this cake? Beat
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  Speaker 1: your daughter ass and bought her back. But see, you
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  Speaker 1: know why she don't beat your daughter as because she
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  Speaker 1: just a god mother. Now she was the grandmother. She
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: bought her little baby back home with a couple wounds
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: on her ass, but she bought this look crazy health
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  Speaker 1: of back. A few hours later, I called my best
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  Speaker 1: friend to see if she cool off. She said she
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: wasn't mad, but she's done with my daughter for good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm through. I don't want to be the godmother, Tyl anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never gonna be damn godmother. But you said
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  Speaker 1: you beat that for a lot differ far as I go,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't beat that normal. I've been I ed to
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  Speaker 1: beat that normal. I'm just a god mother. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a normal. I won't finish this letter when
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I come back because I got motor sake. I got
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: motor sake. Take all right. Poster comments on Today's Strawberry
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• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Steve has Part three of the Strawberry Letter. The subject
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: is the child won't understand this and uh, we'll be
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  Speaker 1: back right after this you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So Steve, back to the Strawberry letter. This
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  Speaker 1: is part three, by the way, Part three of a
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  Speaker 1: letter of a seven year old and ain't got no
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: home training that had problems, uh funking attitude when her
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  Speaker 1: godmother went and picked up to take her to a
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  Speaker 1: party for her sick ass friend got to the party.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Now her friend wasn't really sick. Her friend knew what
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: was gonna happen at the guard at the party and
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: decided she wasn't going over to the party. Let me
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: take somebody else to the party. Take did a little
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: crazy to help him over here and shore and that's
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: exactly what she did. Took a little crazy ass over
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: that insulted the girl's health, talked about the declaration and everything.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Now I can't get no damn cake. Now I didn't
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: draw you way over here. Now we're back in the house.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: The little up ass girl coming to the house, just
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: just just cussing everybody else because you know, when you
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: got a nasty child with that hairs up, spicy personality
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: and behavioral problems, ain't they unattractive children? Ain't I don't
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: care how cute the baby is. Once they got a
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: spicy personality and behavior problems the lands little kids, then
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: that's when you're starting finding something wrong with your kids.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: You look just like your damn daddy. Yeah up here,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: your glass sitting up in here. You look just like
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: your grandmother. Vow care for her either, and she took
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: a little uglass out of the house, insulting people like
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: she que seven year old little health got behavioral problems
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: in us spicy personality. You can beat spice out of
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: a child. You can get the spice right out of day. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: come on, you got to have behavioral problems. I have
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: no You be quiet, Shelley, You sitting up here. Time
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I go to therapy, I never went to there. I
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: had a spicy ass personality and I had behavioral problems,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: all of it at the same time. Nick Harvey got
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: rid of all of that in eight nine ass whippings.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: I no longer had a spice animal, and I didn't
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: have no behavioral problems because my daddy, Nick Harvey, we
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: ain't had no money for You cannot going down now,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: laying on the white folk couch with no legal band
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: sharing your problem. I'm gonna beat your ass until you
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: straighten your stupid ass up. Look at me, Look at me.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: I had behavioral problem, my ain't I study? He beat
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: me till I started stuttering. Now, then she's done with
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: your daughter for good. She denounced her title as the
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: godmother my child because it ain't really no title. I
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: ain't the godmother no more. That probably lass gone. Now
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: we can hand the part god. We'll be back with
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: the morning show. Carlot. You have a special edition of
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: your reality updates. You're gonna talk about Power and I
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: didn't get no cake. All right, we'll be back at
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: the top right after. I love it. You're listening Steve
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Tommy, come on, introduced him.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Let's go, let's go, let's go. It's call a Farrell
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: with what Reality Update. Yeah, we're doing a special edition
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: guys of Reality Update today, but we're gonna do it
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: on the scripted TV show Power because that's trending right now.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Everybody saw the show. And come on, Steve, you know
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: I love it when you say, who chi who child girl?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: When that man fell off that building, I saw as
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: they are falling off that building, to see what a
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: lot of people don't know if they think Ghost died
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: when he got pushed. He actually bounced on the awning
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: down below the right up? Yeah, Ghost asses back then
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: and bounce back in the damn when I'll be damn
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: stupid dog. We can't go no matter what we do
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: in the window. All right, all right, Dave, you can
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: kill him. All right, let's talk about it. So Sunday
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Night the episode. So here's the thing. These are the
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: final episodes of who shot Ghost? So that is the question.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: So if you didn't watch Sunday too bad, fall alert.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Here we go. What we learned is you gotta go
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: back to that day. So what Steve is talking about
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: when ghosts failed, he actually got shot. So who are
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: the suspects who shot him? So on that particular, who
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: did go shoot when he bounced back up off that on?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: And question go ahead, that's the bigger question. So anyway,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: we got to see what happened with Dre that day
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: and what went down with Dre. And you know Ghost
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: has done some dirty stuff, you know, killing, adultery, drug dealing, betrayal,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: so you know he's got to pay for his actions
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: and his decisions. Adultery is not a crime, but he
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: was married and he had an affair. It's not a crime,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: it's a sin. Yeah, I can't go to jail, but
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: he has a sin. Well what I'm karma? I was
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: just a statement. I was not trying to Timmy. You
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: want to keep talking with that one pass sin? We
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: all my ass anything for two thousand and five, you
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: can include me in. But after that, clean slate on Steve.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: After that, all right, So listen, Dre went to jail.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: Dre robbed his own mama to get money. I thought
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: he was gonna kill his mama. Did you see that? Yeah?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I saw that. I thought he was to come who
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: points man, come on, thank you your mama, your mom, mama.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: That's when the show lost a lot of its blackness.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: That was a white writer in the room, point the
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: gun at your mom, and he's gonna walk right out. Problem.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. So you know, anyway, the police wants answers. Uh.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: So Dre went to ghosts for money. He went to
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Tyreek and to Tasha. Was a lot going on Tasha
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Saint Patrick. So Consulman Tate, who was played by Lorenz Tate.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: He helped Dre to get himself together so Drake can
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: leave town. But as you know too, Bit and Spanky,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: we're in prison, and they were trying to get revenge
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: on Dre. So burn baby burn, they to them. I
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: love to Yeah, yeah, so I like that. Man. I'm
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something. When him and Al Foulful show
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: and they had that wagon show right there, Al Fouful
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: spanking wouldn't have been nothing without our Foulful. That's all out.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Just put that out there, so Dre is not a suspense,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: so we could take that out of it. So that
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: lips by Carla, tell me who you think shot goes.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: We'll be back into the crazy who shot buck wheat
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: the biggest you're listening to show, all right. As a
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: situation in the Middle East continues to boil, defense officials
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: now say three Americans were killed in an attack on
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: a military base in Kenya early yesterday. The USA Africa
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Command says in a statement one US service member and
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: two civilian contractors with the Department of Defense were killed. Additionally,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: two other defense employees were wounded and being evacuated. The
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: militant group Al Shabab is claiming responsibility for the incident,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: also alleging they destroyed planes, helicopters, and vehicles. The attack
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: happened in the pre dawn hours at a military base
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: in Kenya, which borders Somalia. The breach began at a
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: nearby airfield. Within at least four attackers killed. We are
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: praying for our servicemen and women, Yes we are. Yeah,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: you know you hate hearing stuff like that. Yeah, you
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: know it's happening. It's real. But well, now, okay, I
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: don't know the particulars, but let's be very careful here
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: because the group that's claiming this, yeah, that's not necessarily
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: from Kenya. The country of Kenya. I think, I think
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: we have to be careful not to just lump the
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: whole country of Kenya now because this militant group that
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: went over there and committed this atrocity against these American soldiers,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: which has to be dealt with. Now, that has to
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: be dealt with. But I don't want everybody to go off, oh,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: Kenya tripping with America, because Kenya is not. Yeah, all right,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show and some trending
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: news coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening show, all right, So we
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: know our girl Carla is going through this at the house, Carla.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: But Julia is here to help you out. He's got
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: the dudes and don'ts when your booze team lost the
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: playoff game. These are the dudes, And don't for all
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: the boots that you don't tell your man right now,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: like number one, don't use the phrase it's just a game.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Don't tell him that right now, say that all the time.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: You can't send his man that right now. You're not
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: supposed to say that. No, the loss is still fresh.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Here's another phrase you can't use. It's always next year. No,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: this was this year. Don't say that this loss is
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: still fresh. This just toos. It just happens. So yeah,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: open here another. If they mad at the referee, your
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: ass mad at the referee, you've gotta go. What the
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: file is on the plane, just say something all that
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: touching they're doing, just say that. You ain't got to
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: know the car You just mad the referee because he
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: made when he comes. That's if he losing game. It's
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: never a good idea to say, well, let's just go
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: to a sports one and get something to eat. Now,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: now we just watch this. We lost. We don't want
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: to be in the sports ball he's a dude's and
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: dots when your boot lost his game. If you're rooting
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: for the other team, please please don't wear the rival
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: colors around me were playing another team. Don't you come
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: in here with no purple long? Okay, do that right
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: after they lose. Here's another. Don't don't try to strike
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: up no clever conversation. Just sit there and enjoy the
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: silence little the rest of you. Yes, don't still here
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: trying to ask what I want to do now. I
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: don't want to do nothing. Man, it's not a good
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: idea to suggest. How about we throw your team lost
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: party and you can invite your friends. They don't make
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: you feel better. Don't don't fight. No, we are to
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: have a lost party. And here's the last one color.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Don't do this if you don't know anything about sports.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Don't ask dumb questions like what was that the Super Bowl?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Or did your team win? Or I think we should
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: be two out of three? Ain't no two out of three?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: And play off football? One damn game? Hey, I love it.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Here's two things you can't say. Next week, the Vikings
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: is gonna be playing. Don't bet on the Viking. And
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: then the last thing you can't say to a Saints fan,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: is it didn't look like passing the fens to me? Bett,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: say that that was passed in a fish. Anybody down,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: don't what they say? Who that was passing the fens? Body?
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up, we'll do our last break of
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: the day and we'll have some closing remarks from the
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve. Wow, this is a good Tuesday back
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: at work. Yesday, second day and the brand new year. Um,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: don't forget you know, it's census here. You got to
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: fill out those census forms. It's very important. All please
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: fill out your senses. You have no idea that listen,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: you have to fill out the census. This is very important.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: This is a huge way that they suppress votes. That's
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: why it's very important that you get out. This is
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: a huge way they use the census to suppress votes
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: because when they don't count to people, they can expand
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: their zoning. And when they expand their zoning, they control votes,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: voting power, rights, all types of stuff. It's really it's
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: really intricate. I can't hardly explain it to you the
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: way I want to, but you have to fill out
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: the census. If they don't think you exist, why would
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: you get funding. Right, That's that's a lot of communities
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  Speaker 1: who need it most don't get it because they say, well, look,
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  Speaker 1: there's only forty thousand of people here, so here's funding
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  Speaker 1: for forty thousand. Well it's two hundred and sixty two thousand,
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  Speaker 1: and so it just continues. Man. But that voter suppression.
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  Speaker 1: If you listen to that guy who's a Trump supporter
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  Speaker 1: a little while ago and said, the number one thing
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  Speaker 1: that Republicans have tried to do is suppressed the vote.
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  Speaker 1: Now they have a new way of doing it. And
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  Speaker 1: he was trying to say it as a joke, but
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  Speaker 1: they're very serious that that's what they've done over the years.
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  Speaker 1: It's not going to change, y'all. This is very serious, man.
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  Speaker 1: So we got the Sensus farm these assises people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta stand up and be counted. See if yourself right? Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's do some closing remarks because I want
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  Speaker 1: to sue at the beginning of the year, I want
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  Speaker 1: to tell people and remind people of how very important
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  Speaker 1: it is to have an attitude adjustment early on. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we've all been given a brand new opportunity. We've been
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  Speaker 1: given three hundred and sixty five new days, which is
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  Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty five new chances. When God woke
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  Speaker 1: you up on January one, and you are still here,
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  Speaker 1: it is because God gave you a brand new year,
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  Speaker 1: a brand new decade, and he said, here's a brand
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  Speaker 1: new three sixty five with a brand new opportunity at
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  Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty five days to wake up and
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  Speaker 1: go about the business of progressing your life, your future,
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  Speaker 1: and your dreams. Ain't that an amazing gift? That's someone
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  Speaker 1: but could be so wonderful to allow us an opportunity
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  Speaker 1: that we don't have control over. You do not have
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  Speaker 1: control over the breaths you take. You're waking up is
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  Speaker 1: not a guarantee. It is a blessing. You're waking up
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  Speaker 1: is not a given. It is favor. It is grace
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  Speaker 1: that we are still here. All of us knows someone
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  Speaker 1: who isn't here anymore, well we are, and in that
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  Speaker 1: that's the blessing. So when God gave us twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: and he allowed us to wake up, he gave us
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  Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty five new days with three hundred
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  Speaker 1: and sixty five new chairs. So here's the attitude adjustment
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  Speaker 1: that we all have to keep in mind as we
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  Speaker 1: approach twenty twenty. The major thing that you can do
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  Speaker 1: is to live your life with the expectation, the expectation
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  Speaker 1: that it is going to be the best year of
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  Speaker 1: your life, and that if you start with that, you
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  Speaker 1: began the process. Expectation is a little bit stronger than anticipation.
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  Speaker 1: Anticipation is you're waiting on something to happen in the
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  Speaker 1: hopes of whatever it happens here it comes well. Expectation
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  Speaker 1: is knowing that it's the process of happening and I'm
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  Speaker 1: watchful for it right now it's going to happen. See,
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  Speaker 1: Hoping for something and faith in in something, it's two
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  Speaker 1: different words. Now that's a new word for me. I
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  Speaker 1: like that word dope. Hoping and faith in is two
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  Speaker 1: different things. Hoping is nothing wrong with hope. Hope. Faith
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  Speaker 1: is the substance of things hope for that's what faith is.
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  Speaker 1: Faith starts off with minimal hope. Faith is a substance
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  Speaker 1: of things hope for See, the very basis of faith
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  Speaker 1: is you hope. You remember when you're a little boy,
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  Speaker 1: you hoped you gotta bite for Christmas. Remember when you
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  Speaker 1: hoped you graduate, Remember when you hoped you get a job. Well,
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  Speaker 1: as you get older, that turns into faith. I know
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna graduate. I know God gonna bless me with
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  Speaker 1: this job. I know I'm gonna find the person of
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  Speaker 1: my dream. I know I'm gonna be a better father,
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  Speaker 1: better husband. I know. It comes turns into faith. It
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  Speaker 1: starts with hoping. Hoping and faith in is a huge
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  Speaker 1: difference though. Hoping it's fine if you a little child,
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  Speaker 1: I hope this happening, I hope. But once you grow up,
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  Speaker 1: faith in, man, faith in the expectation that is going
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  Speaker 1: to happen has to be the mental has to be
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  Speaker 1: the mental clique that you make this year, y'all. Expectation
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  Speaker 1: expecting great things to happen to you is the way
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  Speaker 1: you start the process of great things to happen. Those
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  Speaker 1: are my closing remarks. Y'all have a great day. I
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  Speaker 1: love you, hey, listen man, have a great weekend. Okay,
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