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Memorial Weekend, Black People Pool Excuses, Grilling Tips, Favorite Roadtrip Memories and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 4: To I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you gotta do that,
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  Speaker 2: I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are listening to
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  Speaker 7: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio showy man.
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  Speaker 7: God is in the blessing business all day every day.
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  Speaker 7: God got hundreds of millions of blessings that he passes
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  Speaker 7: out every day. All I want to do is be
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  Speaker 7: the recipient that I'm the recipient of what He has
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  Speaker 7: for me. That's all I want. I just want God's favor,
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  Speaker 7: and I go. I want God's blessings. You know, of
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  Speaker 7: course I need his mercy and his grace, but I
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  Speaker 7: just want his blessings and his favor.
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  Speaker 2: I want.
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  Speaker 7: I want that in my life because it does things
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  Speaker 7: for me that I'm absolutely incapable of doing for myself.
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  Speaker 7: And I've been a recipient of many of those and
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  Speaker 7: you can be the recipient of them too. You already are, really, really,
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  Speaker 7: you already are. If you're getting up every morning, that's
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  Speaker 7: a blessing. If you're getting one day closer to anything
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  Speaker 7: you're trying to accomplish, that's a blessing. But now let
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  Speaker 7: me talk to you about this part right here, folks,
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  Speaker 7: because this is the part that message people up a
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  Speaker 7: great deal. What happens when you get off track?
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  Speaker 2: What is that? What does that mean? When you get
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  Speaker 2: off track? See? I've been off track.
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  Speaker 7: I can't tell you how many times, and it happens
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  Speaker 7: in so many aspects of your life. But what is
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  Speaker 7: it that makes getting off track so debilitating to some people?
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  Speaker 7: You know, there are some people who want stay off track.
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  Speaker 7: They of course, they off the dream, They on to
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  Speaker 7: something else. And you cannot allow the fact that you've
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  Speaker 7: gotten off track to stop you.
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  Speaker 2: Can. I tell you something. Everybody gets off track.
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  Speaker 7: There are people who are living their life's dreams in
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  Speaker 7: spite of getting off track. See what happens when you
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  Speaker 7: get off track? Here's the simple thing to do. The
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  Speaker 7: simple thing is just to get back on track. Now
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  Speaker 7: that's that's but that's easier said than done. Ain't it, Steve. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: Because see, people, when you get off track, here's some
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  Speaker 7: of the things that happen. See you get the here
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  Speaker 7: come to nay says, some of them from the outside,
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  Speaker 7: some of them internally. Here's what gets said when you
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  Speaker 7: get off track. See, I told you, I told you.
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  Speaker 2: You know. You start hearing that it's.
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  Speaker 7: Not for you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this is all just because you got off track.
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  Speaker 2: It's not for you. Okay, here's another one. It ain't
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  Speaker 2: to be. You can hear it all. You could say it. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I guess it's just not meant to be.
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  Speaker 7: But let me ask you a question, though, Who made
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  Speaker 7: the rule that when you get off track you can't
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  Speaker 7: get back on? Who made that rule? Where is that
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  Speaker 7: written that once you get off track you can't get
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  Speaker 7: back on? See, because I'm gonna tell you something, folks,
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  Speaker 7: there's no such rule. As a matter of fact, it's
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  Speaker 7: quite the opposite. See, everybody in pursuit of a dream,
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  Speaker 7: a goal, an aspiration, or mission is going to get
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  Speaker 7: off track. Sometimes you're going to get derailed. There are
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  Speaker 7: going to be days where you're not going to get
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  Speaker 7: it right. There are going to be days where you
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  Speaker 7: feel like giving up there's going to be days when
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  Speaker 7: you're just gonna flat out get it wrong.
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  Speaker 2: That's the journey. But let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 7: Every successful person that I know, ever met, talked to,
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  Speaker 7: set out, and chopped it up with, have shared one
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  Speaker 7: thing in common. We all get off track. We all
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  Speaker 7: get it wrong along the way. I don't care who
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  Speaker 7: the person is. The president got it wrong along the way.
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  Speaker 7: Your pastor got it wrong along the way. Quiet director
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  Speaker 7: guy got it wrong along the way. The principle at
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  Speaker 7: your school got it wrong along the way. The valve
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  Speaker 7: of victorian of your class got it wrong along the way.
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  Speaker 7: The star of the team got it wrong along the way.
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  Speaker 7: They've all been off track. Your boss down at your job,
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  Speaker 7: he got it wrong along the way. Your immediate supervisor
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  Speaker 7: got it wrong along the way. Everybody I know that
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  Speaker 7: has any measure of success in every level that you
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  Speaker 7: call success, however you want to label, it's gotten off track.
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  Speaker 7: As a matter of fact, it's impossible. Listen to me,
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  Speaker 7: it is impossible not to get off track in pursuit
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  Speaker 7: of your dreams, goals, visions, aspirations. It is impossible. Don't
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  Speaker 7: you let nobody tell you that they got through life
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  Speaker 7: unscathed that they made it because they were just so determined,
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  Speaker 7: and I would let nothing turn me back. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 7: might not have let nothing turn you back because you
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  Speaker 7: hear Oh, but you thought about it. Oh, you thought
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  Speaker 7: about it on days when you was off track. But see,
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  Speaker 7: people don't like to tell the whole story. They just
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  Speaker 7: want you to think as much as you can about them.
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  Speaker 7: So when they tell you their story, they leave out
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  Speaker 7: the stuff along the way. It was just hard work
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  Speaker 7: and determination that got me here.
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  Speaker 2: No it wasn't, No, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 7: It was the fact that you got off track and
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  Speaker 7: the grace and mercy God allowed you to get back on.
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  Speaker 7: His forgiveness allowed you to get back on because you
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  Speaker 7: would not believe what some of the people have done.
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  Speaker 7: So when you get off track, don't allow the naysayers
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  Speaker 7: outside and the big naysayer inside, because let me tell
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  Speaker 7: you something, the biggest naysayer of them all comes from inside. See,
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  Speaker 7: it don't matter what other people say out there. It
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  Speaker 7: takes some time for you to learn this. And I
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  Speaker 7: understand because it took me some time to learn it.
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  Speaker 2: See. I have a lot of naysayers out there, but
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  Speaker 2: I ain't operating for them.
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  Speaker 7: Operating function for the ones that love me, for the
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  Speaker 7: ones that get me, for the ones that understand what
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  Speaker 7: I'm really trying to do. And so don't you be
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  Speaker 7: the one that doesn't allow yourself to get back on
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  Speaker 7: track when you get off track, Because, like I said,
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  Speaker 7: who made the rule up that you can't get back
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  Speaker 7: on track? There's no such rule out there. Stop yourself
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  Speaker 7: from getting it right. So what you started to die
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  Speaker 7: at the beginning of the year, and you already off
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  Speaker 7: start another one, start over, try it again, don't ever
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  Speaker 7: stop trying. If you stop trying, you can't make it.
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  Speaker 7: But if you never give up the effort, if you
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  Speaker 7: never give up and say it's over, it ain't over.
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  Speaker 7: You heard the saying it ain't over, to the fat
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  Speaker 7: lady saying I never invite her.
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  Speaker 2: She's not invited. It ain't over.
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  Speaker 7: To the fat lady saying I don't know where the
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  Speaker 7: fat lady stay. I have not send her an invitation
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  Speaker 7: to none of my events. She's not welcome here. She
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  Speaker 7: didn't ask me a couple of times, how come I
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  Speaker 7: never get invited? Because you're gonna start saying it and
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  Speaker 7: I ain't got time for that. All right, stop inviting
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  Speaker 7: the Fat Lady to all your events.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you you're listening.
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  Speaker 2: Show.
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen. Today is today that the Lord has made.
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  Speaker 7: Let us rejoice and be glad in it. It's a
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  Speaker 7: crazy world we live in, but still all in all,
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  Speaker 7: in spite of everything, I wake up today with the
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  Speaker 7: same gratitude, a little heavy heart, but the same gratitude
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  Speaker 7: that I always have. I'm grateful that God is still
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  Speaker 7: in the hearing business, the blessing business, the redeeming business.
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  Speaker 2: And the forgiving business.
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  Speaker 7: I'm asking Him to forgive me for anything that I
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  Speaker 7: might say today that's not Christian life. I will not
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  Speaker 7: be focusing on my Christian side today much at all, anyway,
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  Speaker 7: and so I ask Him to forgive me for my
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  Speaker 7: flaw because today I don't feel like I'm off the
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  Speaker 7: line today. And I do that from time to time
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  Speaker 7: because I am an imperfect soldier for Christ. So today
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  Speaker 7: I might not be on the white line like I'm
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  Speaker 7: opposed to as a Christian, but that's just fine with me.
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  Speaker 7: I get back on it when I feel better. Ladies
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  Speaker 7: and gentlemen, this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Started
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  Speaker 7: Shirley Strathberry Calor farre Mississippi, Monica Junior, and the Legend
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  Speaker 7: of Nephew Tunney. Ladies and gentlemen, let us begin with
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  Speaker 7: some moment of levity.
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  Speaker 2: Junior. I'm scared to ask you what's on your mind
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  Speaker 2: because you don't even look.
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  Speaker 1: Good on zoom.
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  Speaker 2: See you right there and got your alls folded.
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  Speaker 8: You know what it is because because as a comedian,
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  Speaker 8: see this is this is this is where it get hard,
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  Speaker 8: how the job goes. Say, as a comedian, we're supposed
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  Speaker 8: to show this the society what it is, what's funny
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  Speaker 8: about what we do in life, and you just don't
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  Speaker 8: feel like.
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  Speaker 4: That every day.
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  Speaker 2: See how today is like the other day.
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  Speaker 8: Don't just don't feel like we're supposed to be because
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  Speaker 8: you're killing people look like you and see I'm supposed
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  Speaker 8: to sit up here and stay on stage and talk
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  Speaker 8: about what's wrong and make you laugh about that. Ain't
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  Speaker 8: how I feel on the jobs. I don't feel that way,
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  Speaker 8: and so you cease to fire.
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  Speaker 4: How you do it?
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  Speaker 2: How you find out how to make these moments levity? Well,
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  Speaker 2: in the beginning, there are a lot of moments.
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  Speaker 7: That just don't have levity to it because we are
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  Speaker 7: affected by this world and these conditions in these situations, just.
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  Speaker 2: Like everybody else, our job is to provide.
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  Speaker 7: Moments of levity in dark times's as a diversion. So today,
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  Speaker 7: you know, we'll try to do some of that. Today
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  Speaker 7: we'll try to throw a little diversion. But at the
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  Speaker 7: same time, we got to grapple with how we feel
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  Speaker 7: and some days, you know, the community.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a part about it. Is we that are stand
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  Speaker 2: ups usually is for an hour on this radio show.
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  Speaker 2: We got four hours to produce, so highlight moments are
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  Speaker 2: laughing the rest of the day.
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  Speaker 7: The three of us that are in this business happen
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  Speaker 7: to be African American, which I prefer to be called black,
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  Speaker 7: though I'm a black man.
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  Speaker 2: I like that much better.
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  Speaker 7: I prefer that because they just keep the American part
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  Speaker 7: so hidden sometimes and so unavailable to me. And you know,
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  Speaker 7: I love to be African American. Just put me in
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  Speaker 7: the Constitution, the whole thing. I don't want to be
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  Speaker 7: in pieces of it, just the whole thing. So today
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  Speaker 7: we'll carry on and I might say something crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I might not.
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  Speaker 1: You might you think you try to show all right?
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  Speaker 9: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, Nephew
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  Speaker 9: Tommy is going to run that prank back for us
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  Speaker 9: right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, all right, it is time to
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  Speaker 1: start your morning off with the nephew and run that.
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  Speaker 9: Prank back what you got for us new here it
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  Speaker 9: is check suttlem and let's go cat dog if you would.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you?
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  Speaker 3: Hello, right, I'm trying to reach out please, how you doing?
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  Speaker 3: It's attorney over the associates. All right, I want to
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  Speaker 3: give you a call. I just got your file that
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  Speaker 3: hit my desk, and we got a check going after
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  Speaker 3: you on Monday. You came in yesterday, correct, Yes, Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 3: we got a few low glitches here. We want to
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  Speaker 3: go over with I want to go over with you
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  Speaker 3: and make sure we get this all ironed out before
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  Speaker 3: you come in on Monday, and I'll have a check
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  Speaker 3: definitely waiting on you when you get here.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: You're supposed to be getting six four hundred and ten dollars, okay,
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  Speaker 3: Unfortunately is being reduced to twelve hundred due to injuries
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  Speaker 3: not being as as bad as they say. It was,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of calculations got really mixed up on our
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  Speaker 3: paperwork here. And please keep in mind that on the
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  Speaker 3: twelve hundred. We still haven't taken out I fee, which
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  Speaker 3: is like about thirty three and a third. We'll have
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  Speaker 3: a check for you on Monday in the ballpark of
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  Speaker 3: four to five hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 10: Oh okay, I'm still getting it. So what was the
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  Speaker 10: total monk that y'all got from the loss, from the
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  Speaker 10: from the insured.
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  Speaker 3: The everyday The person that did these calculations completely did
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  Speaker 3: them wrong. I do apologize for this being a mishap
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  Speaker 3: on our part and it's totally screwed up, and I
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  Speaker 3: do apologize on the behalf of the of the association
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  Speaker 3: here that we've dropped the ball on that. But your
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  Speaker 3: actual check has been reduced to twelve hundred dollars okay,
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  Speaker 3: and that's without us taking the lawt fees out of it.
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  Speaker 10: So I just real right, because I was six thousand
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  Speaker 10: dollars cover the doctor bill.
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  Speaker 11: And the chi practice.
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  Speaker 3: Well, from my understanding, man, what they're also stating is
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  Speaker 3: that your injuries are not that bad, and I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to be the bear of bad news.
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  Speaker 2: They're actually wondering if you were actually hurt at all.
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  Speaker 11: So I even had to get injections okay from the
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  Speaker 11: con practice okay, and do you have any I have
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  Speaker 11: some medical documents here, and I understand that you've been
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  Speaker 11: going and you probably looks like you went over at
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  Speaker 11: least at least two months going to the doctor and
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  Speaker 11: getting and getting therapy.
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  Speaker 12: And I was his call.
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  Speaker 10: That was a chipractice car.
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  Speaker 11: That wasn't my decisions.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, a lot.
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  Speaker 10: It's called from my injury.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly, and a lot of a lot of these doctor
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  Speaker 3: fees and that you've gone to eat eating up a
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  Speaker 3: lot of these funds. And I'll tell you these doctor
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  Speaker 3: bills they get pretty high out there. I do want
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  Speaker 3: to apologize what we're gonna do here, since we've dropped
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  Speaker 3: the ball on this. We're gonna give you the check
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  Speaker 3: for twelve hundred and not even take the low fees
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  Speaker 3: out of it. And I'll have that check waiting on
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  Speaker 3: you on Monday morning.
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  Speaker 10: That's still okay. I understand what you're saying. But I'm
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  Speaker 10: trying to figure out is from the I need to
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  Speaker 10: see some paperwork of saying stating what was the total
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  Speaker 10: mount check that was written from the insurance company, plus
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  Speaker 10: what was the portion that was supposed to be taken
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  Speaker 10: out for the chiropric the plus it was a p
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  Speaker 10: that was supposed to be taken out from a doctor's itself.
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  Speaker 10: That you're telling me six thousand that's not gonna wouldn't
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  Speaker 10: have covered that and leave me with only twelve hundred.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not at liberty to let you look at
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  Speaker 3: this paperwork anymore. I'm calling you basically to let you
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  Speaker 3: know I have twelve hundred dollars check for you. If
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  Speaker 3: you don't want that, then you can go ahead and
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  Speaker 3: take some.
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  Speaker 2: Other legal life.
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  Speaker 10: I mean that is a sound of right, Robert. I
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  Speaker 10: mean from the entire month, because I got the paperwork
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  Speaker 10: from the contract to stating what Martin said.
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  Speaker 3: I understand that, ma'am. What I'm trying to let you
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  Speaker 3: know any issues there there. What's going on right now
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  Speaker 3: is the response coming back is that you're not actually
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  Speaker 3: hurt at all. That's what they're saying. They're saying you're
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  Speaker 3: not hate at all. Actually, I don't want to use
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  Speaker 3: the words, but they're saying that you've been faking this
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  Speaker 3: the whole time.
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  Speaker 10: I need to see some paperwork with far to check it.
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  Speaker 10: This doesn't sound right and that doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 3: Well, all right, now, you know I'm the last person
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  Speaker 3: that that this file is gonna come across it's coming
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  Speaker 3: across my desk.
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  Speaker 2: This is pretty much a take it or leave it option,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 10: And if you don't no, no, no, no no, I
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  Speaker 10: mean you get at to me because you are my
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  Speaker 10: lord and I am your client.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're not gonna raise your voice. You're not gonna
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  Speaker 3: raise your voice, said me. That's not gonna happen either.
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  Speaker 3: So let's let's pipe it down a bit. Okay, Now
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  Speaker 3: here's what we're gonna do. Do you want the twelve
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  Speaker 3: hundred dollar check or do you not want it?
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  Speaker 2: Now? I've already wavered the fees of the of the
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  Speaker 2: attorneys here. Do you want the twelve hundred or do
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  Speaker 2: you want me to reduce it to four hundred?
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  Speaker 6: No, I don't want twelve.
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  Speaker 10: Undred because i'mnna take you to court, So that doesn't time.
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  Speaker 10: If you're supposed to be my lawyer.
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  Speaker 3: I'm being the best attorney that you probably could afford,
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  Speaker 3: young lady, okay, and I'm trying to do the best
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  Speaker 3: I can to help you.
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  Speaker 10: Now you, from what I understand is yes, I'm sorry
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  Speaker 10: to say that's not going to be acceptable. I just
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  Speaker 10: have to get a lawyer to you. That's not accessible.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you know you people continue to want it take.
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  Speaker 10: Me to offer yesterday when we came in, I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't there doing the meeting yesterday. Like I said,
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  Speaker 3: these papers just landed on my desk today. What I'm
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  Speaker 3: not going to tolerate is you people consistently wanting to
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  Speaker 3: file a lawsuit on somebody.
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  Speaker 2: Now you want to file a lawsuit on me. You
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  Speaker 2: know you're going way too far with this.
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  Speaker 10: This isn't I want to talk to you.
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  Speaker 11: I've never heard of you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, now you've heard of me. I'm and I work
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  Speaker 3: here as well. And I'm not gonna stand you uh
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  Speaker 3: uh dismantling.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Me the way that you're doing.
• 19:07
  Speaker 10: I just have to get a lawyer to you. That's
• 19:09
  Speaker 10: not accessible.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: I got one more thing. This is nephew Tommy from
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked. You
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: got pranked by your husband. Oh, your husband told me
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: she's been waiting on that check.
• 19:26
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 10: I was about to go buy a little office.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: All right, baby, let me ask you something. Tell Tommy,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: what is the baddest radio show in the land.
• 19:40
  Speaker 13: Steve?
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: All right, baby, look here, get your check. I'm not
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: gonna brag today. I don't feel like it. Don't have
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: it in my heart or in the spirit.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: What that is? That's the prank of the day. You
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: can catch me keeping a stupid baby.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: It's going down Saturday that the in Detroit, Michigan, the
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Fox Theater.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: It's jokes and jams.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: I got Donelle Rollins, I got Capone, I got Red Grant,
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: I got the girl Kelly Cal's Tony Roberts OMG hosted
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: by Yours Truly, And I got d Ray Davis. And
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: the jams is juvenile. The jams belongs to juvenile. That
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: is jokes in Jam the Detroit, Michigan, Saturday night, May
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: twenty seven, at the Fox Theater.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Take his own seal Red Now.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: All right, go see the nephew.
• 20:28
  Speaker 9: Coming up next, it is Ask the COLO Chief Love
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: Officer Steve Harvey.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:36
  Speaker 9: All right, guys, time now for Ask the CLO Chief
• 20:40
  Speaker 9: Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. Let's go because
• 20:43
  Speaker 9: I know he's ready. Now, Steve, this one is from
• 20:45
  Speaker 9: a grandmother. She's in Arlington, Texas. She says, this is
• 20:49
  Speaker 9: not a love question, but I need your help with
• 20:52
  Speaker 9: my granddaughter. She is thirteen years old and keeps getting
• 20:56
  Speaker 9: in trouble in school for cursing and keeping it. She
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: told her classmate where to go and how to get there,
• 21:03
  Speaker 9: and she almost got suspended. She has no filter. Whatever
• 21:07
  Speaker 9: comes up comes out. Her mother and I don't curse,
• 21:11
  Speaker 9: but she is very good at it. I draw the line.
• 21:14
  Speaker 9: I drew the line Sunday when she called our pastor
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: a snitch after he called her cursing and told me
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: about it.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: What am I going to do with her?
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: Well, truth of the matter is, now, let's be fair
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: your past he's a snitch.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: That's what they call him.
• 21:32
  Speaker 13: Now.
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: Hey man, oh, your granddaughter has taken old prison terminology
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: and turned it in to her life.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: I can't help you.
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: I'm the last person you should call about cussing. I'll
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: know what tied thirteen though, Yeah, God started cussing he
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: was thirteen.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thirteen.
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: I was expert. I didn't have the right combinations because
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: I didn't know. I just put them together and they
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: was jumbled. Naw, naw.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: The combinations is.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: So creative.
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you can say you don't cuss, grandma, and I
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: understand that. And you're her mother, may not, but she
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: done picked it up somewhere, and it's an ugly habit.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: It's not a cute habit on a girl. Oh boy,
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: to tell you the truth, because if you can't monitor
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: it and harness it, it can lead to a lot
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: of problems down the road. You have to sit it
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: down and explain to her about what it is to
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: be a lady. I don't know if that's gonna do
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: any good, but that's all I got for you. Because
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: I think all my kids cussed. I think every last
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: one of them. I don't say a damn thing when
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: I hear it because I get it.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: There you go, and there you go.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I ain't the best.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Let's move on.
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: This one's from Derek and Largo, Maryland. Derek says, I'm
• 22:56
  Speaker 9: a married man and I own a small junk removal business.
• 23:00
  Speaker 9: My wife is the bookkeeper and comes in twice a week,
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: once a week to do payroll. I have a young
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: new driver that's fresh out of jail for selling weed.
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: I hired him on the spot, hoping to give him
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: a chance to earn honest money. Friday, I returned from
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: the barbershop and a new guy and my wife are
• 23:17
  Speaker 9: sitting in her car smoking weed.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: My wife can't understand why. I'm very upset. She asked
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: me not to fire this guy. I want to fire
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: her too. Am I overreacting?
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Well, they're gonna do it.
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: I think the problem ain't her sitting in the car, Yeah,
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: by it. The problem is what she's doing in the
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: car with the dude smoking weed. You know how they
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: done got that comfortable and she's supposed to be running
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: the company. That's stupid business practice. My bigger problem with now,
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: I'm fine, Why you and this man's car smoking weed?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Is my question?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Not a good look?
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Wifey? Yeah, so.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: You're not overreacting.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: You underreaction if he asks me? Right, all right?
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: Kelly in South Bend, Indiana says, I'm a thirty one
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: year old woman dating a twenty eight year old man.
• 24:11
  Speaker 9: We met at a hookah lounge and bonded over our
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: love for spoken word in jazz. He's a songwriter during
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: the day, and at night he's in the studio working
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: on a rap album.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I know he's a great writer, but I'm not sure
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: if rapping is his thing.
• 24:26
  Speaker 9: His lyrics are very inspirational, so I don't know who
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: he's making this music. For should I tell him nicely
• 24:33
  Speaker 9: that his music isn't all that well, I.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: Don't know if you should tell him if his music's
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: all that it's just do you want to sign up
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: for this relationship with this dude is fit to be
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: broke for all time?
• 24:46
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: He a songwriter in the day. Now you don't know
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: none of his songs. He a rapper at night, and
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: you don't like none of the raps.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Tradicts herself because very inspirational.
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: Hey you had the inspirational when the last good ass
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: inspirational rap?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: You don her exactly because.
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: All the hits I heard on the radio ain't a
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: damn now one of them inspirational.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Come on, damn ksom cup.
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: This inspirational to the strip was ded okay, But I
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: don't know how you make no money.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: With you know, a commons and ain't a lot of them.
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: This is from a podcast listener named Tuesday. Tuesday says,
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: I'm in my mid thirties and I've been in a
• 25:46
  Speaker 9: polyamorous relationship for four years.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Now what that means you know more than one lover
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: the man?
• 25:53
  Speaker 9: And then yeah, all right, my boyfriend and I have
• 25:55
  Speaker 9: a three year old son and my mother took him
• 25:57
  Speaker 9: away from us.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I dropped him off in her house we ago so
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: that I could run errands, and.
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: She wouldn't let me in when I came back a
• 26:04
  Speaker 9: week later, and she's still not letting me take my son.
• 26:08
  Speaker 9: My boyfriend is ready to call the police, but I
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: won't let him. Our bedroom behavior does not impact my
• 26:14
  Speaker 9: son in any way. How can I get my mom
• 26:17
  Speaker 9: to understand this?
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Your mama can't take your baby. This ain't your cock keys.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: This is a child.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: You can't take nobody baby from him because you don't
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: like their lifestyle.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: You don't like this polyamals or polygamy or whatever you
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: have in at the house.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Meringue pow. I don't know what y'all doing, but whatever
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: it is, I don't ut living Moraine.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but if you're having this thing at y'alls, how
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: they ain't got nothing to do with your baby. Man,
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: You can't take your baby from you. Your sex life
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: has nothing to do with your parenting skills. The two
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: are separate. You can be a lousy husband and be
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: a great father. Your boyfriend is right, and he could. Hey,
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: your boyfriend can call now, Yeah, that's his child. If
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: you don't want to call alone to mama.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: All right, don't you're listening morning show?
• 27:41
  Speaker 9: Old school relationship advice means well most of the time,
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: but some of it is out of touch and should
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: become a thing of the past. Some of these rules
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: or tips need to be redefined and clarified for the
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: time we live in now. This is according to psychologist
• 27:57
  Speaker 9: doctor Joshua Clapal for example.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Clap Clapal.
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: For example, Steve the old cliche and this is biblical,
• 28:08
  Speaker 9: don't go to bed angry.
• 28:11
  Speaker 11: Uh.
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: Doctor Clapow says, we've heard this classic, but it's unrealistic,
• 28:15
  Speaker 9: and sometimes going to bed mad and sleeping on it
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: is better.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: What do you say, do you well? I don't know
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: when you were with that.
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: I wish we could go to bed and not be mad.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: I really do, right, I know nobody won't go to
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: bed mad. You know, when you got to sleep backs
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: to each other, somebody roll over and touching you, jumping
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: you don't foot off.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Nobody want to. I think it's better to do that. Now.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Is it realistic to expect not to ever go to
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: bed mad?
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think it is, That's what he's saying.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: But that showing good to go to bed, man, we're
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: gonna be up on that.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Or you wake up mad, you let me tell you
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: something that you you know.
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: I hate that if you let a woman go to
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: bed mad, she wake up, she gonna be just as mad,
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: all mad her she'd have thought about some mostuff.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, dudes wake up and go, hey, baby, how
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: you doing? How the hell you think? How was I
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: last night? When you shut your eyes exactly?
• 29:19
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: So I think he's wrong about that. It's not healthy,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 29:24
  Speaker 9: Doctor klap House says you can change them. He says
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: it's a romantic idea, the old cliche, you can change them.
• 29:33
  Speaker 9: But he points out it's not your responsibility to change anyone, right.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I agree with him. It's not your job to change anyone.
• 29:42
  Speaker 14: Nor.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Don't you know do you have the ability?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 29:44
  Speaker 9: That's something that women have. I mean, we may as
• 29:47
  Speaker 9: well admit that. We're always trying to change. And I
• 29:50
  Speaker 9: think it's the nurturer in us. We always Yeah, yeah, I.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Know he's like that right now, But once he give
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: me six months, Yeah, yeah, let.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Me work on a girl. You're going have to work
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: it every day. Don't work every day. I changed, but
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: you do it everything.
• 30:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but women, I get more that, all right. Here's
• 30:11
  Speaker 9: another one. Some people never change. That's the cliche, the
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: old school cliche. Doctor Clepale says, on the flip side,
• 30:19
  Speaker 9: the suggestion that someone is incapable of changing is wrong,
• 30:24
  Speaker 9: and it ignores the fact that we all have control
• 30:27
  Speaker 9: over our choices.
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: So I absolutely agree with that. That's one hundred percent. Yeah,
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: he's only saying one thing I didn't.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Agree with, and that was the first one.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with that.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: You don't go to bed.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: We'll change.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people change, man, all right all the time.
• 30:42
  Speaker 9: Here's another one, old school. Love will keep you together.
• 30:45
  Speaker 9: Love will keep you together.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: He says.
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: This works in an old romantic movie, but in real
• 30:52
  Speaker 9: life it takes a lot more than love to make
• 30:56
  Speaker 9: it work.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: WHOA what love.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Got to do? Yeah? I got to do watch love
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: but a second handy moved shut take it up, gotta do.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I ain't got nothing to do with it, man, love.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta honor that commitment that you got.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: A compromise and love understanding.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Take the blame, not be right all the time.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: That, Yeah, it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Ain't never worked for me never.
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: All right here, No, it's that love thing. I told
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: her I love her, But my replacement was at the dump.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: When I'm just like, who is this?
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Oh this Chris, We're going to dinner you and I
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: love you though.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: The love to the love through June.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: You've been played so hard it scary.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's almost like, what but you you've grown up now,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: you're now you're good now. Yeah that was back. Yeah
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I haven't. We've all been through some things. YEA to
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: the game.
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: All right, old school love will, I mean, know your
• 32:13
  Speaker 9: role in the relationship, that's old school. Doctor Clipow says,
• 32:17
  Speaker 9: forget this old gender stereotype and remember there is not
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: a required way for you to act. Your role in
• 32:25
  Speaker 9: a relationship shouldn't always be the same. It's constantly shifting.
• 32:35
  Speaker 9: Know your role in the relationship. That's old school thinking. Okay,
• 32:38
  Speaker 9: doctor clip how says, forget this old gender stereotype and
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: remember there is not a required way for you to act.
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: That's new school thinking. He says, your role in a
• 32:50
  Speaker 9: relationship isn't going to be the same all the time.
• 32:52
  Speaker 9: It's constantly changing. And that's a good thing, that's what
• 32:56
  Speaker 9: he's saying. He says, it'll shift organically. M that's a
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: good thing. Yeah, and that's a good thing.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: You think your roles should stay the same in a relationship.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean I think.
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: I think your roles have to be defined so that
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: everybody has an understanding of positioning. And then I think
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: there has to be some type of all give and
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: take where sometimes the other person can do that. I'm
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: not saying like roles like you do all the cleaning
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: and I'm not talking about that.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you're good with money, yeah, do that
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: many things. Yeah.
• 33:36
  Speaker 15: I mean, you know, you either side, if you roll
• 33:39
  Speaker 15: playing in, your roles change Like you know, I might
• 33:42
  Speaker 15: be Batman one night, you know what I'm saying, but
• 33:45
  Speaker 15: then next night I might be incredible hook.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Your roles do change.
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: You have to know that organically, organically and realistically, you're
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: neither one.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: All right, here's old school. You should stay with them
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: for better or for worse, won't, he says. He says.
• 34:08
  Speaker 9: We all want to think our partner will stick around
• 34:10
  Speaker 9: no matter what. But if a relationship is unhealthy, you don't.
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: You don't need to stick it out. Get all right,
• 34:21
  Speaker 9: we do have to get out.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.
• 34:26
  Speaker 9: It is time now for would you rather let's play around,
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: let's get into it. Would you rather sing everything you speak?
• 34:35
  Speaker 9: Or would you rather dance every time you walk?
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Else?
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: We know that's what you want.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not shouldn't be that happy as black person dance and.
• 34:47
  Speaker 9: Every time you walk doing a little cheek So sing something, Steve,
• 34:54
  Speaker 9: ask me a question. Tell, okay, what time is our
• 34:57
  Speaker 9: meeting today? Our conference call meeting.
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: The time of the meeting will be somewhere about a
• 35:06
  Speaker 7: quarter to three. I want you call the Tommy, I
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: want Junior coun Mississippi Mona. I will everybody phone zoom,
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: get pretty rude, see you on the phone call three
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: hours afternoon.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: He sings everything. I just will be loan tho. Yes, yes,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 35:43
  Speaker 9: So here's another one. Would you rather have Christmas twice
• 35:47
  Speaker 9: a year? Or would you rather have your birthday twice
• 35:50
  Speaker 9: a year?
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Christ Birthday? Christmas?
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: You rather have your birthday twice?
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Here? Yeah? Hell yeah? Why not Christmas? I got to
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: spill on Marching.
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: Already, got Valentown Day, Mother's Day, damn anniversary, her birthday?
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Hell no, we ain't gonna do Christmas twice?
• 36:13
  Speaker 16: Yeah, okay, perspective, I got you, Okay, coins yeah, okay,
• 36:22
  Speaker 16: all right.
• 36:22
  Speaker 9: Would you rather be the commissioner of the NFL or
• 36:27
  Speaker 9: be the general manager of your favorite NFL team?
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: Would you rather be the commissioner of the NFL? Or
• 36:34
  Speaker 9: would you rather be the general manager of your favorite
• 36:37
  Speaker 9: NFL sports team?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: General ain't doing nothing. I need to be out front
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: and be the commission.
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and the check wave that I'll tell you right now,
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: DeShawn Watson would be playing for the Browns right now,
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: he would be what playing for the Browns?
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: No criminal charges? We have none to get you here either.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: So the commissioner could he's out front? Okay?
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Absolutely?
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: What about you, junior commission He wouldn't be in Cleveland
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: if I was the commissioner.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, so there you go.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Well, good thing you the last ain't the commissioner?
• 37:22
  Speaker 12: All right?
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys.
• 37:23
  Speaker 9: That is today's roundup. Would you rather you're listening Hard
• 37:28
  Speaker 9: Morning show? Well, Stephen Tommy, you two are like the
• 37:34
  Speaker 9: grilling experts on the show, the barbecue experts on the show.
• 37:39
  Speaker 9: So Memorial Day is coming up, and I wanted to
• 37:42
  Speaker 9: know if you guys had any tips.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: For us hips for grilling.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: For grilling, let me go.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Let me go first, he's been putting on that. He
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: let me go first.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: This is what bothers me about people grilling. Okay, quit
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: putting all.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: That light of fluid on your charcoal or your drives
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: me crazy. Do you realize your meat smells just like
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: that light of fluid. It tastes like that. Yeah, come on, man,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: get you some wood. They got some natural wood starters
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: that you can put in there and light those up.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: And now your wood or your charcoal, whichever one you using,
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: doesn't taste like a smell like all this gas light
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: of fluid.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: You don't put on that. That's one of my tips
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: right there. That's a pet peever.
• 38:27
  Speaker 14: Man eat.
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: So let me just piggyback off that and say to
• 38:33
  Speaker 7: start your five. They sell, they sell. What time he's
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: talking about is firestarters. Wood starters where the little white chunks.
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: They got matched sticks that burn naturally that you can
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: put on it. But they have these things that look
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: like coffee cans. They look like a big giant coffee mug.
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: You put your charcoal in it and light it from
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: the bottom right, and that can get your charcoal started
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: a little bit more even for you. You don't pour
• 39:05
  Speaker 7: the charcoal in the basin of your thing. You pour
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: the charcoal in this like big round pot and it
• 39:12
  Speaker 7: started like that. Yes, it's gotta handle on it. Then
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: you just pour it in there and they'll burn. Even
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: this is little stuff you can learn. I have another tip.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: When it's my turn.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, here's another people that people that are you know, amateurs,
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: are grilling.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: They throw their chicken on and then you think, twenty
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: minutes later, your chicken is done. Your chicken ain't done.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, long.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: And it's a sport. Oh and why are you talking
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: while we talking about cooking.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Why us trying to stay awake? Why it takes so long.
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: We'll learn how to cook and bill awake. Hell, the
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: people come over your house and not leave so much.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: If you can cook, you have ever bring something. So
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: listen while you're cooking your chicken. Keep flipping it and
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: don't be afraid. The slice a piece and see where. Yeah,
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: if you see a little light red water, you need
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: to cook a little longer. That means there's still some
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: blood in the keeping your chicken. Keep flipping it and
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: keep cooking. That's all I'm asking.
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: Look, man, grilling ain't no thing where you can leave
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: your meat for ten minutes and walk off somewhere.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: That ain't what There's some people going in the house
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: for thirty minutes.
• 40:26
  Speaker 11: What did you do?
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: You can't do that when you grilling. Grilling is a sport.
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: It's an activity. You got to move that chicken to
• 40:35
  Speaker 7: the front, to the back. Go ahead, okay, okay, let's
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: go back real quick.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead and have one jay Okay.
• 40:43
  Speaker 17: I know nothing about grilling. I think what you guys
• 40:46
  Speaker 17: are saying is great. If you add a barbecue, please
• 40:50
  Speaker 17: bring good ass plates.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 40:52
  Speaker 17: If the sign says cheap plates. If it says cheap plates,
• 40:58
  Speaker 17: damn it, don't bring them. Okay, it says plates, right there,
• 41:02
  Speaker 17: bring good ass plates.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: All right, here's one quick. When I give it back
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: on the steak. When you when you he said your charcoals,
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: are you eving them out? You know when you get it,
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: when you get it going.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: But some of us like to have a real hot
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: side and then a warm side while you cook it.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: You understand.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: So you may have more wood or more charcoals on
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: one side, and then on another side you got you
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: still got wooden charcoals, but it's not as heavy as
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: the other side.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: That's just one of my tips.
• 41:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, my tip is I have the back side of
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: my grill, I put no charcoal back there. On the backside,
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: I put none so you can move some meat off
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: that heat if it's cooking too fast. Cool, you gotta
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: have what time is talking about, a cool spot on
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: the grill.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I put no.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: Charcoal on the back. On the back and forth of
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: the grill, I put no charcoal.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: This was so exciting.
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: And you can set the money on. You can set
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: the meat on top of each piece if you have
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: to to keep it off your stack. And Shirley, don't
• 42:06
  Speaker 7: rush us with your learn picking lad. There's people who
• 42:10
  Speaker 7: care about this.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: This is fast for a plate though.
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: Yes, nobody coming to your house eating not no damn
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: crock Poddle.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: We gotta go. Coming up next to Nephew with today's
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: prank phone call.
• 42:24
  Speaker 9: Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show coming up
• 42:30
  Speaker 9: at the top of the hour, about four minutes after
• 42:32
  Speaker 9: into my strawberry letter for today. The subject number two
• 42:36
  Speaker 9: will never be number one, but right now we'll get
• 42:41
  Speaker 9: to that. Yeah, talk about that a lot on this show.
• 42:45
  Speaker 9: Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: What you got for us, nest, It's.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Time to hit the pool. Summer time is coming. It's here.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Basically, the title is Naked Lifeguard, Naked what lifeguard? Don't don't, don't.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Don't let this bother you could. I know I ain't
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: the only one on this show to swam, Nick, I
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: know I ain't. Let's go get make your lifeguard.
• 43:11
  Speaker 12: Hello.
• 43:12
  Speaker 13: Hello, I'm trying to reach a Carrie. Yes, this is
• 43:16
  Speaker 13: Carrie Carrie. My name is Oliver Olive. You put in
• 43:21
  Speaker 13: an application with the employment agency about looking for some
• 43:24
  Speaker 13: work as far as being a lifeguard.
• 43:27
  Speaker 14: Oh, yeah, I did.
• 43:28
  Speaker 13: Okay. Have you had much experience being a lifeguard?
• 43:31
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I've been doing this for a while now, back
• 43:35
  Speaker 14: since I was like eighteen I got my CPR certification.
• 43:41
  Speaker 14: I've had as many as like two hundred people at
• 43:45
  Speaker 14: one time watching them. So I'm good. I'm good at
• 43:48
  Speaker 14: what I do. I love it.
• 43:49
  Speaker 13: Very good, very good. Well, i'll tell you what. I've
• 43:52
  Speaker 13: looked over your application and I've checked everything out thoroughly,
• 43:55
  Speaker 13: and I'm very excited about maybe getting you to I
• 43:59
  Speaker 13: don't know if you're famili with a public pool. It's
• 44:01
  Speaker 13: actually in a subdivision. There's two pools there are you
• 44:05
  Speaker 13: familiar with.
• 44:06
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm familiar with it. They're they're near well Is. Yeah.
• 44:10
  Speaker 13: Okay, Well there's actually in the back of you there's
• 44:13
  Speaker 13: a gated community and that is actually the particular property
• 44:17
  Speaker 13: that I'm talking about. You coming out and working for
• 44:20
  Speaker 13: us there at the pool site. If we can get
• 44:23
  Speaker 13: you on Monday to Friday, we're going to actually hire
• 44:26
  Speaker 13: some some more college students for Saturday and Sunday. What
• 44:30
  Speaker 13: do you say, Oh, I.
• 44:31
  Speaker 14: Say, okay, that sounds great mony weekends off.
• 44:36
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now we start off job actually pays
• 44:40
  Speaker 13: twenty five dollars an hour.
• 44:42
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 44:44
  Speaker 13: You would be our head lifeguard and we would we
• 44:48
  Speaker 13: would want you to be there from you know. I
• 44:50
  Speaker 13: mean if you start at twelve, it'll actually like you
• 44:52
  Speaker 13: to get there around eleven thirty, you know, just just
• 44:54
  Speaker 13: to be prepared and be the overseer and make sure
• 44:57
  Speaker 13: the other lifeguards get there on time, and you know,
• 45:00
  Speaker 13: we'll go from there.
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 45:01
  Speaker 13: Now, carry there's only one catch that actually comes along
• 45:05
  Speaker 13: with this job. We want you to work an additional
• 45:08
  Speaker 13: four hours from six to ten at night, but it's
• 45:11
  Speaker 13: going to pay you fifty dollars per hour. So you'll
• 45:14
  Speaker 13: make an extra two hundred dollars. How do you feel
• 45:16
  Speaker 13: about that?
• 45:17
  Speaker 14: Man?
• 45:17
  Speaker 12: I feel good.
• 45:18
  Speaker 14: I mean, with the recession and everything, I can use
• 45:21
  Speaker 14: that money right now, especially during the summertime.
• 45:24
  Speaker 13: Okay, now here's the deal. This is in a gated community,
• 45:27
  Speaker 13: like I told you before, but also it's going to
• 45:30
  Speaker 13: be adults at night, and they are actually going to
• 45:33
  Speaker 13: be swimming nude. What Yeah, they're going to be swimming nude.
• 45:39
  Speaker 13: And what they asked is if they're going to be
• 45:41
  Speaker 13: swimming nude, they want to make sure that the lifeguard
• 45:44
  Speaker 13: that's protecting them is going to be nude as well.
• 45:49
  Speaker 14: Okay, I'm a certified lifeguard, I'm CPR certified, I'm a student.
• 45:55
  Speaker 14: I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't on my resume,
• 45:59
  Speaker 14: and I.
• 46:00
  Speaker 13: I understand that wholeheartedly. But we're talking about you possibly
• 46:04
  Speaker 13: making seventeen hundred and fifty dollars a week. How do
• 46:06
  Speaker 13: you feel about seventeen hundred and fifty a week for
• 46:08
  Speaker 13: your nursing school. I'm sure that'll definitely pay for it
• 46:11
  Speaker 13: throughout the entire summer. That should be a big help,
• 46:14
  Speaker 13: shouldn't it.
• 46:16
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 46:16
  Speaker 13: W But I mean, I mean, are are you, how
• 46:20
  Speaker 13: do you feel about trying it for a few weeks
• 46:23
  Speaker 13: and then you know, why do you feel about that?
• 46:26
  Speaker 13: I don't know, But I mean, you're gonna watch over
• 46:29
  Speaker 13: some adults who are actually just gonna be nude in
• 46:31
  Speaker 13: the pool, and you're nude as well up on the
• 46:34
  Speaker 13: big chair that overwatches everybody. Seventeen fifty. I don't seventeen
• 46:43
  Speaker 13: fifty Carrey.
• 46:44
  Speaker 14: You know, I don't think I'm going to be able
• 46:46
  Speaker 14: to do that.
• 46:47
  Speaker 13: Seventeen fifty carry. We're talking about four hours of you
• 46:51
  Speaker 13: being nude along with some other people that are already new. So,
• 46:54
  Speaker 13: I mean, what's the big deal?
• 46:55
  Speaker 11: You know?
• 46:56
  Speaker 13: What we need you to do is come down. We're
• 46:57
  Speaker 13: gonna do some drills, some lifeguard drills to make sure
• 47:00
  Speaker 13: that you're definitely qualified. But we're going to make sure
• 47:02
  Speaker 13: that when you do those, you got to be naked
• 47:04
  Speaker 13: as well. Okay, why why would I have to do.
• 47:08
  Speaker 14: Some drills naked?
• 47:10
  Speaker 12: I'm on a radio life guard.
• 47:12
  Speaker 13: What do I need to drug? And understand all that?
• 47:14
  Speaker 13: But in order we for our particular property, we got
• 47:17
  Speaker 13: to make sure that you're actually prepared and ready.
• 47:19
  Speaker 14: You know, I understand.
• 47:21
  Speaker 13: Well, that's the way it is. Carry. We need you
• 47:23
  Speaker 13: to come down and do some drills. It's not going
• 47:27
  Speaker 13: to take a long probably about a half hour. You
• 47:29
  Speaker 13: come down, you get undressed, you get in the pool,
• 47:31
  Speaker 13: and we make sure that you're qualified to swim nude,
• 47:34
  Speaker 13: to handle to saving somebody's life, nude, the whole nine yards.
• 47:38
  Speaker 14: But what I mean, what if my family come to that?
• 47:42
  Speaker 13: You know, Carrie, you know I can't go back and
• 47:45
  Speaker 13: forth with you. I can't now. I know you. You know.
• 47:47
  Speaker 13: I looked at your resume, I looked at what you
• 47:49
  Speaker 13: were doing and what you're pursuing in life, and I
• 47:51
  Speaker 13: thought this would be a great opportunity for you.
• 47:53
  Speaker 12: But I can't be here.
• 47:55
  Speaker 14: I mean, I can't do that to my family and
• 47:57
  Speaker 14: you no, no.
• 47:58
  Speaker 13: Wait a minute, hang on a second. You can't tell
• 48:00
  Speaker 13: me you can't do it now?
• 48:02
  Speaker 12: Oh yes, I yes I can.
• 48:04
  Speaker 13: So you get your down here in the morning so
• 48:06
  Speaker 13: I can get these drills done. And I want you
• 48:08
  Speaker 13: naked when you get here and get in this pool.
• 48:10
  Speaker 13: You understand me.
• 48:11
  Speaker 12: Hoo, the hell do you think you're talking to her?
• 48:13
  Speaker 12: You some kind of pool pimp? Lifeguard? Human resources are
• 48:17
  Speaker 12: and pimp. You're not pimping me.
• 48:19
  Speaker 14: I don't have to come down there, but I want
• 48:21
  Speaker 14: to come down there.
• 48:22
  Speaker 13: You gonna bring you think it down there tomorrow and
• 48:24
  Speaker 13: get in this pool and do the drill.
• 48:26
  Speaker 12: Do you think you're talking too.
• 48:28
  Speaker 13: I'm talking to you.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: You get your tomorrow and you do the drill.
• 48:31
  Speaker 12: You need to do it. Go get your panel of
• 48:33
  Speaker 12: Henderson Baywatch because anth doing enough new brass strip for
• 48:40
  Speaker 12: you all freaking I don't know them. I don't know
• 48:43
  Speaker 12: them people.
• 48:44
  Speaker 13: I don't give a pool you know. Now, you get
• 48:46
  Speaker 13: your down here and you take the job.
• 48:48
  Speaker 12: I'm not coming down this to your front pool tomorrow
• 48:51
  Speaker 12: and swim new and life go ahead new for a
• 48:54
  Speaker 12: bunch of ronchy. I don't know who you take your
• 48:57
  Speaker 12: time to. I'm just trying to be nice to you.
• 49:00
  Speaker 14: You come home with that, and then I stood because.
• 49:03
  Speaker 12: I'm not there kind of girl. You got me? Okay,
• 49:06
  Speaker 12: you need to go get you.
• 49:07
  Speaker 14: A a Pamela Anderson baby watch. You know deepse diving.
• 49:11
  Speaker 12: I don't know what you need, but I'm gonna what
• 49:13
  Speaker 12: you need.
• 49:14
  Speaker 13: You get your block down here tomorrow.
• 49:17
  Speaker 12: What talking I'm talking to you? Talking to who I'm
• 49:21
  Speaker 12: talking to you? What do you think you're talking to?
• 49:25
  Speaker 13: I got something I want to say to you, you listening,
• 49:27
  Speaker 13: you know where you you better go.
• 49:28
  Speaker 14: Ahead and say because I'm bout to hang up this
• 49:30
  Speaker 14: phone in your face right now.
• 49:32
  Speaker 13: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 49:36
  Speaker 13: You just got pranked by your girlfriend.
• 49:43
  Speaker 12: I just see this.
• 49:47
  Speaker 13: She's franks you, baby. Your girlfriend pranks you.
• 49:51
  Speaker 12: When I see that she's gonna have one less float,
• 49:56
  Speaker 12: I cannot believe she damn me like this?
• 49:58
  Speaker 13: Alright, I gotta ask you, so the baby, what is
• 50:01
  Speaker 13: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 50:04
  Speaker 13: show in the land, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: The distress in her voice, I thought about it. I
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: can't do that.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: I just can't do that to my family.
• 50:24
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: She really was cut your black ass.
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: Down, Tommy. I'd have been down there for show. I
• 50:36
  Speaker 7: wouldn't got my daddy. But Tommy, you kind of blew
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: it in the beginning. You know you're gonna be at
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: the pool. You're gonna be like the head of You're
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: gonna be the overseer. I said, what kind of slave
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: as you dinna be the overseer? I said, what did
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: his old ass say that he is younger? Gotta be
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: like the overseer for them that at what point shall
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: I bring out my bag and pick a bail? Wow?
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you for that. I was scared
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: for you on that one. Coming up next, Strawberry Letter, subject.
• 51:13
  Speaker 9: Number two will never be number one. We'll get to
• 51:17
  Speaker 9: that in just a few minutes.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: At the top of the hour. We'll be back with
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: All right time now, guys for today's Strawberry Letter and
• 51:31
  Speaker 9: if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 51:34
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• 51:38
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• 51:40
  Speaker 9: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: going to read this one right here, right now.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Muckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you.
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: Here.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: It is the Strawberry Letter.
• 51:51
  Speaker 9: Thank you, nephew. Subject number two will never be number one.
• 51:57
  Speaker 9: Stephen Shirley, I was a single and attractive, thirty four
• 52:00
  Speaker 9: year old woman losing hope at finding love. I grew
• 52:04
  Speaker 9: tired of the dating cycle, and I decided that I
• 52:06
  Speaker 9: would not have sex again until I was married, I
• 52:10
  Speaker 9: prayed and practiced celibacy, and a year later I met
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: the man of my dreams. He is handsome, educated, gainfully employed,
• 52:19
  Speaker 9: and he loves the Lord. I fell hard for this man,
• 52:24
  Speaker 9: and a year after we met, we got married. I
• 52:27
  Speaker 9: was so excited for my wedding night because it would
• 52:30
  Speaker 9: be our first time making love. He is blessed with
• 52:33
  Speaker 9: the proper equipment, but it's his skill set that's lacking.
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: On our wedding night, I had the absolute worst sexual
• 52:42
  Speaker 9: experience I've ever had. It was four minutes from start
• 52:46
  Speaker 9: to finish. Then he passed out and slept like he
• 52:50
  Speaker 9: has showed out. Since then, he's been overly confident, and
• 52:54
  Speaker 9: he's not as attentive and loving as when we met.
• 52:58
  Speaker 9: Six months into the marriage, I ran into an old
• 53:01
  Speaker 9: friend from college and he had some dental work done
• 53:04
  Speaker 9: and it made a world of difference in his appearance.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: We had lunch and we talked for hours.
• 53:11
  Speaker 9: He said that when I got married it broke his
• 53:13
  Speaker 9: heart because he's always had a big crush on me,
• 53:16
  Speaker 9: but didn't think I'd give him the time of day.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Well, I've given him a lot more than that. I'm
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: falling for this man.
• 53:24
  Speaker 9: Because he has given me his whole heart, and he
• 53:27
  Speaker 9: holds me after sex, kisses my nose, and looks into
• 53:31
  Speaker 9: my soul when he talks to me. I'm ready to
• 53:35
  Speaker 9: get a divorce and date my boyfriend for a while.
• 53:38
  Speaker 9: I want to be happy, and so far this guy
• 53:41
  Speaker 9: could be my soulmate. Steve says that number two will
• 53:45
  Speaker 9: never be number one, So I want your opinion on
• 53:48
  Speaker 9: my situation. What if this time there is an exception
• 53:53
  Speaker 9: to the rule.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Could this be true love?
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Love?
• 53:59
  Speaker 9: Well, by exception to the rule, you mean he's your
• 54:01
  Speaker 9: number two, right, and you're thinking of making him number one,
• 54:05
  Speaker 9: replacing your husband with him.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Could this be true love? You ask, well, I don't
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: know about that.
• 54:12
  Speaker 9: I don't know if love has anything to do with this.
• 54:15
  Speaker 9: I do think lust is all over this situation, though,
• 54:19
  Speaker 9: I do. And instead of.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: And would you say, Steve, oh oh oh, sorry, I
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: thought it was see yeah.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: I don't say stupid stuff out.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Of nowhere, okay, okay, And you're right about that. And
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I should have known better, because.
• 54:37
  Speaker 13: I do know you.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: You know you.
• 54:41
  Speaker 9: You talked in the beginning of your letter how you
• 54:43
  Speaker 9: grew tired, you decided you wouldn't have sex again, you
• 54:46
  Speaker 9: started losing hope and finding love, and then you met
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: this great man, the man of your dreams, and six.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Months into your marriage you've already cheated on him.
• 54:55
  Speaker 9: Instead of trying to fix your new marriage and fight
• 54:58
  Speaker 9: for it, you haven't done that at all. I mean,
• 55:00
  Speaker 9: I think you've checked out, You've moved on, uh just
• 55:04
  Speaker 9: six months in UH. I think you're falling for the
• 55:07
  Speaker 9: grass as always greener trap. And not once did you
• 55:10
  Speaker 9: say you tried to, you know, talk to your husband
• 55:12
  Speaker 9: about what you like, you know, maybe he could do
• 55:15
  Speaker 9: something better.
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  Speaker 1: And then wait a minute, you.
• 55:17
  Speaker 9: Did say you prayed, You practice celibacy, and your husband
• 55:22
  Speaker 9: loves the Lord, so I would think that you would
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  Speaker 9: honor your marriage vows since you're the one that brought
• 55:27
  Speaker 9: the Lord into it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: This letter doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
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  Speaker 9: I want to tell you to leave your number two
• 55:35
  Speaker 9: alone and try to work on your number one right now,
• 55:37
  Speaker 9: since it's only been six months into it.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think you're going to listen at this point.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I just don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: Steve short As.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't think she's gonna listen.
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  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: I got you.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: She wants what she wants.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't understand what you said. I think you
• 55:58
  Speaker 7: make valid points in here. Two the number two will
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: never be number one. Let me help you out with
• 56:04
  Speaker 7: something you said. Let's start with the letter. Steve says
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: number twos will never be number one. So I want
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: your opinion on my situation. What if this time that's
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: an exception to the rule. Could this be true?
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Love?
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  Speaker 7: I said, men don't make their number twos when they
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: have a number one. If a guy has a solid
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: his ride or die and that's what he called in
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: her and then he got a chick on his side,
• 56:37
  Speaker 7: and you're number two. We don't promote number twos to
• 56:41
  Speaker 7: number one because you ain't considered ride or die. That's
• 56:47
  Speaker 7: what the situation is.
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  Speaker 13: OK.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: So now this is a different situation because you're married.
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: You're supposed to be your husband's number one and your
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: husband is supposed to be your number one. But now
• 57:03
  Speaker 7: you are a woman wanting to promote your number two
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: to the number one position, and that's what you're wanting
• 57:12
  Speaker 7: to do.
• 57:14
  Speaker 8: This is rare.
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: Here, let me walk you through some contradictions in this
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: letter before I give you what I want to say.
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: You didn't have sex to you, was married. Thirty four
• 57:25
  Speaker 7: year old woman found this man. He's a man in
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: your dreams. He's handsome, educated, gamefully employed, and.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: He loves the Lord. You did not mention how much
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: you love the Lord.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Shet up though.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he loves the Lord. He ain't say nothing
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: about you.
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: I fell hard for this man, and a year after
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: we met, we got married. I was so excited for
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: my webnite because it will be our first time making love.
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: He's blessed with the proper equipment, but it's his skill
• 57:59
  Speaker 7: set that's lacked. Oh so you took a year off
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: still had Joe skills. So what are we really talking
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: about here?
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  Speaker 12: All right?
• 58:11
  Speaker 9: Hold on, Steve, Yeah, pardon too. Steve's response is coming
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: up at twenty three minutes after. Number two will never
• 58:17
  Speaker 9: be number one is the subject. We'll be back right
• 58:19
  Speaker 9: after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning show.
• 58:23
  Speaker 9: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter,
• 58:27
  Speaker 9: subject number two will never be number one.
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: This is an interesting letter about this woman who states
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: that Steve says that the number two will never be
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: number one, so I won't opinion on my situation. What
• 58:40
  Speaker 7: is this What if this time there's an exception to
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: the rule. Could this be true love? I'm gonna get
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: to this part quickly. But first of all, she married
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: this guy, man of her dreams, everything. She's been celibate
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: for a year and a half. She didn't have sex
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: to her wedding night. She was so excited about the
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: sex she fell hard for the man. They made love.
• 59:01
  Speaker 7: He got the right equipment, but his skill set he's lacking.
• 59:04
  Speaker 7: Our wedding night, I had the absolute worst sexual experience
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: I ever had. It was four minutes from start to finish.
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: So he didn't got you undressed, took all them buttons
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: off that wedding dress, got.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: All them guarters down in them figh highs and all
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: that une.
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: Snapped all them spanks and got all that stuff unstrapped,
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: and got them clips. Wedding dresses had about four five
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: pieces to it. And then right after that, it was
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: over in four minutes, and he passed out and slept
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: like he had showed out to him.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: He did.
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: Now he'd had sex in a year and a half either,
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: so come on, now, it's a lot of It's a
• 59:55
  Speaker 7: lot so the first time, maybe he didn't do right,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 7: but I guess it continued that way because since then
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 7: he's been overly confident. He's not as attentive and of
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: loving as he was when you met. So, in other words,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: I'm assuming you saying that he's become arrogant for some reason,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 7: that maybe he thinks he all that because you ain't
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 7: looking upside his head the right way. You know this
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: four minutes. You need to stop something before we get there.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me? Can I give more
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: and fault today what we're doing?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Can we do eight? Let's skin o' clock.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: You need a timer on the night stand, hit a
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 7: thing like a chest clock, and you need I need
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: eight from you tonight.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Let's work. Let's beat last night.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: We need twelve. But he ain't been giving it to you.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: So you ran into an old college for you and
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: had some dinner work done. So that means before in
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: college he had a regglar ass mouth. But now he'dn't
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: got this dinner work done, and he's made a world
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: of difference.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: He said, when he got married, it broke his heart.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: He always had a big crush on.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 7: Me, but he didn't think I'd give him the time
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: of Hey, Well, hell, he knew he wasn't he had
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: ragged ass mount. You know he knew well, he knew it.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 7: He knew the girl wasn't gonna give him time today.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 7: You got ragged ass. My raggedy mounth fans me and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: no they ain't got no. You know your teeth is
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: they gonna see your teeth hard hide your teeth when
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: you're talking, Kate, laugh with bad teeth, you can't even
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: have a good sense of humor. We got raggedy ass mouth.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: So there, Well, I've given him a lot more than that.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: I'm falling for this man because he's given me his
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: whole heart. He holds me after sex, kisses my nose,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: looks into my soul when he talks to me. I'm
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: ready to get the voice and date my boyfriend, and
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: date my boyfriend a while. I want to be happy,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 7: and so far this guy could be my soul mate.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: Steve says his number two would never be number one.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: So I want your opinion on this situation. What if
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: this time this is an exception to the rule. Could
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: this be true love? All right, here's my answer. He
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: could be you may have married a person that's not
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: your so o mate, it happens all the time. Sometime
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: it take a minute to find your soulmate. Sometime it
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: takes MOLDI one time, help me Jesus trying to work
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: through this letter.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Give him a chance, though, I think it.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe, I think she may have realized she made a mistake.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: I think this.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: Once you got to living with a guy and sleeping
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: with a guy, you discover some things that might not
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: be changeable. Now you can go to counseling, But you
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: got to be in love with this man. If you're
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: not in love with a person, that ain't gonna work.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: Tina Turner said, WHOA. Of course, love got to deal
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 7: with it.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: You got to do hard for him.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 7: We fell hard and stayed falling two different things. I
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: feil I fell hard for a whole lot of people
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 7: in my life. Got my ass right back up though,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: me too, Yeah, I fell hard for a whole lot
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: of damn people.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Got my ass right on back up again.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Did you marry them?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 13: Though?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Did you marry them?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 13: Though?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: I'm on my third man, You know that a whole
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: lot of people. You haven't had a whole lot of marriage.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: No, I ain't got I ain't married everybody I fell for.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: I fell for three women because they had apartments.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: I was homeless.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 7: If I fed a girl at the club. Yeah, when
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: I was homeless, I met a girl at the comedy club.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: I was in love with it at.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 9: Night, hard for her that night, at first sight, first sight,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 9: at first I love you as soon as I heard her.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: She has some keys jangling. Hey, what is them keys to?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: She said, my apartment? Apartment A dope, You got.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: A bathroom room a Kitschen girl.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: So yeah, it could be and you may have married
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: the wrong person. But only you can know that. I
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: don't tell people that staying marriages. It ain't good.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: Counseling ain't gonna save all of them. Sometimes you made
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: a mistake. You got to eat the mistake. So now
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: it is an exception to the rule. He could be it,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: but you could be wrong about this one too.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: I'm move my third.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, we got to get out of here.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 9: You can post your thoughts on today Strawberry Letter at
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey FM and check out our Strawberry Letter podcast
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 9: on demand. Okay, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 9: With travel continuing to rebound, it sounds like a lot
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 9: of people will be heading somewhere. According to Triple A,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 9: thirty nine point two million people will travel fifty miles
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 9: or more over Memorial Day, and with all those travelers,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 9: there will be plenty of traffic. I'm talking plenty of traffic.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 9: I'm talking plenty of traffic. Of course, the car isn't
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 9: the only way people will be escaping. Millions of people
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 9: will be flying or taking a cruise or the train
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 9: or the bus. So guys, Steve, think back when you
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 9: were a kid. Tell us about your favorite road trip
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 9: cation memory.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: I don't I don't have anywhere it was, Yeah, but
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 7: damn disaster. What happened ping in the Maxwell coffee can
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 7: because he ain't want to stop? Yeah, my dad, man,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 7: he needs hot ass promental cheese sandwiy I didn't like
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: none of them skip on that, so I couldn't wake
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: and give me some money so I could get.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: This here.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: Here, we have a good ass trip six hours all
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 7: the way to West Virginia.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Were sitting in the back of this hot ass car.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: We ain't got no air.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 7: He ain't running the air because it burned more gas
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 7: in the back of that hot ass station wagon.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Sitting up in him man like felt like just animals
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: in the back of that damn How did we not
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: run the air back of the day.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: How do we not trying to lay down in the
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: back of the station wagon and go to sleep with
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: these bad ass shocks on this car. Then I won't
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: go the bathroom. We ain't stopping peeing that coffee can.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: Boys on my knees trying to pee in this coffee can.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 7: Sick of the mess right here? An no money? All
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 7: the white people stopping that stuckies in all these little places.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: Get not eating. We gotta eat what my mama made.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: We open it up.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 7: Stuff in wax paper is win because it's in there.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: All these white people going in the restaurant to eat.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: We just look it out the window. Don't get dog
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: out of this car. We're gonna gas something.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Keep going.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: You know, he'll run around, he'll be to touch something
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: and knock it off the shelf, and then I got
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 7: to pay for that too. Just stay in this damn car.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: Stick your head out that window again and see.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: What happened.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 13: For you.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Roll mental cheese man on the sandwich in the wax paper.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: That an egg salad sandwiches, hog headche show.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: I don't want nothing but.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 13: Hot.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, survivors, you're listening morning show. All right, guys, time
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: now for comedy roulette. Jay take it away.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 17: All right, there we go, comedy roulette. You take four subjects,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 17: three subjects don't matter. Putting them on a wheel. Spin
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 17: the wheel where a wheel stop and it stops will
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 17: make it funny, because that's what we do.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: They don't.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, since he got sick, he wrote respectful.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: Everybody, he will.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 14: Come out.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Equipment. I was waiting on that.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 8: He's a comedian.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Jason commited none of that.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: Now you know that out?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 9: Number one excuses black people make not to get in
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 9: a swimming pool. Number two things you say to fifty
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 9: year old men who still wear corn rows.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: Let's do that.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Excuse this you make to not let the Jehovah witness
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: in the house.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 9: And Number four things people say when they don't want
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 9: to leave the waitress or the waiter a tip.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: All right, so let's get it. Yeah, let's call.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Corn rolls. Let's go, baby, please, let's let go.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: It landed on Hi. Excuses black people make to not
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: get in.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: The swimming pool, because this is for real. I get
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: in the water once I get in the water.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: I get real damn Ashy. I can't get in a
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: damn one.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Tell you what I don't know about black people.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: This is the excuses I used.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: It's not getting the pool.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: I got cigare sel.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: I could die.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: I can't get it. I swim could that?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 8: Okay?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you know what. I wanted to swim today.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: But they don't make depends in swimming. Trump, that's the
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: only reason why there. They just you know them depends. Yeah,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: I gotta have that. I can't get in there.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: I will never go swimming with you.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 7: Every excuse you black people, don't Black people use not
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 7: to get in the swim. I like to swim all
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 7: the way down in back. It's too many people in there.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't like overscribed.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like to do down the back.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 17: Excuse black people make so they don't have to get
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 17: in the water. It's a whole lot of people in
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 17: that water and somebody I don't know who it is,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 17: but I'm just guessing somebody done broke winning.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: I ain't getting in there.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, hey, hey, excuses black people make for not to
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 8: swim where y'all keep the floatest.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: I don't see no floating. I can't get in there
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: without floating.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, all right, all right.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Excuses black people make not to get in a swimming pool.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: You know what, dog, I was gonna get in. I was,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: but my exit then flat up. And you know if
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: I get everybody gonna get me if I get in there.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I don't want everybody to
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: get because I got it bad. Yeah, this this ex me.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 7: Here, different, different excuses Black people used to not get
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 7: in the swimming pool.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: I go in with y'all. But people allergic to chlorine,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: we don't don't care for them.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 17: All right, Excuses black people make so they don't have
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 17: to get into pool. See if I get in the water,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 17: my fake jury will turn color. See I don't need
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 17: to get in the water.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: Work the angry black people why they don't get in
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: the pool. We ain't like the boat ride over here.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 7: Excuses Black people are used not to get in the
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 7: swimming pool. Well, I would get in there today, but
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 7: I like more of a racial mix in the water.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: I like racial in the water.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 7: I like more like, yeah, fifty fifty half white hair blacks.
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  Speaker 2: Then I'll get.
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  Speaker 9: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour. We'll be
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  Speaker 9: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
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  Speaker 9: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: Never far from the office, even on vacation, that is
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  Speaker 9: the question. A new survey found that forty five percent
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  Speaker 9: of responding said they checked in with the office multiple
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  Speaker 9: times a day while they're on vacation.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a vacation.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to this one. I know, I know, I was
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  Speaker 2: not a promise.
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  Speaker 1: I won't be cot twenty week.
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  Speaker 2: To give you my word. Actually would find me on Instagram,
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  Speaker 2: I would go on lret week. I ain't even tear y'all.
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  Speaker 2: I will leave it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so forty five I know.
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  Speaker 9: Forty five percent of responding say they checked in with
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  Speaker 9: the office multiple times a day during vacation. Twenty six
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  Speaker 9: percent said they checked in at least once a day,
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  Speaker 9: and none of the respondents said they.
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  Speaker 1: Never checked in with work while on vacation.
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  Speaker 4: What they need to.
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  Speaker 3: Is it a disrespect to the people you on vacation
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  Speaker 3: with to stay on the phone and keep calling and working.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't that a disrespect? That makes sense? I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, what the hell you just said.
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  Speaker 6: It's a respect it's disrespectful. But I'm sure the arguments
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  Speaker 6: and all of that coming from you know, you're supposed
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  Speaker 6: to be on vacation.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you out with your spouse and you
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  Speaker 3: you guys are on a vacation. You got a three
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  Speaker 3: four day weekend. You know, is it right to be
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  Speaker 3: calling back and forth world with NU.
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  Speaker 1: If you're on vaca, be on vaca.
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  Speaker 13: All right.
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  Speaker 9: We got more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 9: up at thirty three after the hour with some trending
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  Speaker 9: news stories right after this. You're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Never
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  Speaker 9: far from the office, even on vacation, that is the question.
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  Speaker 9: A new survey found that forty five percent of responding
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  Speaker 9: said they checked in with the office multiple times.
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  Speaker 1: A day while they're on vacation.
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  Speaker 2: That's not a vacation. Listen to this one. I know,
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  Speaker 2: I know, I was not a promise. I won't be
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  Speaker 2: caught twenty week, give you my word. Actually would find
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  Speaker 2: me on Instagram. I would go on last week. I
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  Speaker 2: ain't even tear y'all. I would leave it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we know, Yeah, so forty five.
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  Speaker 13: I know.
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  Speaker 9: Forty five percent of responding say they checked in with
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 9: the office multiple times.
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  Speaker 1: A day during vacation.
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  Speaker 9: Twenty six percent said they checked in at least once
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  Speaker 9: a day, and none of the respondents said they never
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  Speaker 9: checked in with work while on vacation.
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  Speaker 3: What they need to tell you is it is it
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  Speaker 3: a disrespect to the people you own vacation week to
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  Speaker 3: stay on the phone and keep working.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't that a disrespect? That makes sense?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what the hell you just said, just
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  Speaker 6: a respect?
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  Speaker 2: It disrespectful.
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  Speaker 6: But I'm sure the arguments and all of that coming
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  Speaker 6: from you know, you're supposed to be on vacation.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you out with your spouse and you
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  Speaker 3: you guys are on a vacation. You got a three
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  Speaker 3: four day weekend, you know, is it right to be
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  Speaker 3: calling back and forth work with.
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  Speaker 1: NU if you're on vaca, be on vaca.
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  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 9: We got more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 9: up at thirty three after the hour with some trending
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  Speaker 9: news stories right after this. You're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It
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  Speaker 9: is time now for would you rather let's play around,
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  Speaker 9: let's get into it. Would you rather sing everything you speak?
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  Speaker 9: Or would you rather dance every time you walk?
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  Speaker 2: Everything else?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, we know that's what you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm nothing to be that happy ass black.
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  Speaker 1: Person dancing every time you walk, So sing something.
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  Speaker 2: Steve to ask me a question.
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  Speaker 9: Tell, okay, what time is our meeting today? Our conference
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  Speaker 9: call meeting.
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  Speaker 7: The time of the meeting will be somewhere about a
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  Speaker 7: quarter to three. I want you call the Tommy if
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  Speaker 7: I want Junior coun Mississippi Monaic. I wont everybody boone zoom,
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  Speaker 7: get pretty rude. See the phone call three hours afternoon?
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  Speaker 1: He sings everything.
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  Speaker 13: I just.
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  Speaker 1: Long, yes, yes, all right.
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  Speaker 9: So here's another one. Would you rather have Christmas twice
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  Speaker 9: a year? Or would you rather have your birthday twice
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  Speaker 9: a year?
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  Speaker 2: Christ Birthday? Christmas?
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  Speaker 1: You rather have your birthday twice?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? Why not Christmas? I thought you when I
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  Speaker 2: got to spiel On mord.
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  Speaker 7: Already got Valentown Day, Mother's Day, damn anniversary, her birthday?
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  Speaker 2: Hell no, we don't gonna do Christmas twice?
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, okay, perspective, okay, coins yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 11: All right.
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather be the commissioner of the NFL, or
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  Speaker 9: be the general manager of your favorite NFL team? Oh,
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  Speaker 9: would you rather be the commissioner of the NFL? Would
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 9: you rather be the general manager of your favorite NFL
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  Speaker 9: sports team?
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  Speaker 2: Ain't doing nothing? I need to be out front them,
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  Speaker 2: be the commission Yeah, and the check wave bite.
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  Speaker 7: I'll tell you right now, Deshaun Watson would be playing
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  Speaker 7: for the Browns right now.
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  Speaker 2: He would be what playing for the Browns?
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  Speaker 13: Right?
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  Speaker 2: No criminal charges?
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  Speaker 7: We have none?
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  Speaker 1: Get here, So the commissioner be Coulse, he's out front. Okay, absolutely?
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  Speaker 5: What about your junior for the commission He wouldn't be
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  Speaker 5: in Cleveland if I was the commissioner.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, good thing, you're the last ain't the commissioner?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you guys. That is today's roundup? Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: coming up?
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  Speaker 9: At forty nine minutes after the hour, the last break
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  Speaker 9: of the day and Steve Harvey's closing remarks right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here
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  Speaker 1: we are, last break of the day.
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  Speaker 9: Last Yeah, this is the last day of the week
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  Speaker 9: for US Friday, and it's you're up.
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  Speaker 13: You know what?
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  Speaker 7: Man, going into the weekend, I'm gonna talk about a
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  Speaker 7: subject that can sound a little different coming from me,
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  Speaker 7: But I began to understand more and more why it's
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  Speaker 7: okay for me to talk about God. Because I am
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 7: such an imperfect person, because I've made some serious, serious
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 7: mistakes in my life, because I'm flawed, because I am
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 7: oftentimes transparent in some of my failings in life, because
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  Speaker 7: of my willingness to say I'm sorry. I have learned
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  Speaker 7: that I'm a very qualified person to talk about God
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  Speaker 7: because I'm a good example that you can be an
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  Speaker 7: imperfect person with so many flaws, have done so many
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  Speaker 7: wrong things in your life, have gotten it wrong, so
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 7: many times, have been written off, ridiculed, understood and misunderstood,
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  Speaker 7: and you can still have a relationship with God that
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  Speaker 7: brings your life into great benefit. So therefore, I'm qualified
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  Speaker 7: to talk about this. Now I'm improving, And somebody told
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  Speaker 7: me the other day, so you just gonna stay an
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  Speaker 7: entry level Christian because I was jokingly telling a person, man,
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  Speaker 7: I think I'm really just an entry level Christian. I
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  Speaker 7: don't really know how to do advanced Christianity, but I'm
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  Speaker 7: okay with this. So they said, so you're never going
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  Speaker 7: to improve as a Christian. I said, well, I'm doing
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  Speaker 7: the best I can right now with where I am
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  Speaker 7: and what I've been working with. I say, but you know,
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  Speaker 7: I think that you know I've improved a little bit.
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  Speaker 7: I'm better than I was, but I may not be
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  Speaker 7: where you think I should be, but I ain't where
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  Speaker 7: I was. So with that said, this is a good
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  Speaker 7: reason for me to say what I'm saying. I would
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  Speaker 7: suggest to everybody that can hear me that you should
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  Speaker 7: form a relationship with God immediately, starting now. And the
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  Speaker 7: reason I know you need a relationship with him is
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  Speaker 7: because life is so difficult.
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  Speaker 2: If you try to do this without him, you're not
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  Speaker 2: going to make it.
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  Speaker 7: That if you try to get through this thing called
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  Speaker 7: life without a relationship with God, it is too difficult
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  Speaker 7: and you will be trapped. I learned something from Victoria Oldstein,
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  Speaker 7: and she said that the devil really don't care nothing
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  Speaker 7: about you. All he wants to do is rob you
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  Speaker 7: of your destiny. I had never heard anybody say that before.
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  Speaker 7: I really have it, not that I can remember.
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  Speaker 2: She said, the devil really don't care anything about you.
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  Speaker 2: It's not interested in you in the least bit.
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  Speaker 7: His mission is to rob you of your destiny is
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  Speaker 7: to throw you off course, to not make you see
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  Speaker 7: what God created you to be. And that really caught
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  Speaker 7: my attention because if I look back on my life,
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  Speaker 7: all the things I've happened, everything that's happened to me,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 7: every time the devil sends the bloggers to attack me,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 7: the one mission that's clearly at stake and is at
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: hand is that they are simply trying to rob me
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  Speaker 7: of my destiny. When something happens in your life that
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 7: the devil sets into play because he has all these
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 7: impstinct work for him, it's simply because he's trying to
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 7: rob you of your destiny that he knows that God
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  Speaker 7: has blessings for you stored up that he hasn't given
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  Speaker 7: to you, and he don't.
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  Speaker 2: Want you to get to that point of receiving him.
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  Speaker 7: So he got to throw you off course and keep
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  Speaker 7: you from taining your destiny. And that's his job and man,
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  Speaker 7: understanding that has made my life a little bit clearer.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 7: Ain't made it no easier, but it has allowed me
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 7: and helped me to understand some of the things that
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 7: occur in my life. Everything that happened to me ain't
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 7: from the devils are the imps. Sometimes God provides a test.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 7: Sometimes a test is to just to prepare you for
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 7: something that He has for you. So in testing you,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 7: it gets you ready for where you're about to receive.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 7: So I've learned that it's a little bit of this
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 7: and it's a little bit of that. Sometimes I'm a
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 7: little confused at to which direction is coming from. But
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 7: at the end of the day, God always reveals to
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 7: me what the message was that he wants me to learn.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 7: Because behind every setback and hardship, that is a lesson
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 7: and a blessing. But the important thing for you all
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 7: and for all of us to form some type of
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 7: relationship with God, because.
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  Speaker 2: God knows your name. When you reach out to God,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: he knows your name. He does.
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  Speaker 7: He made you, He created you, He knows exactly who
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 7: you are. He put them fingerprints on you. He made
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 7: your ten fingerprints different from the six other to eight
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  Speaker 7: billion other people that's in this world, and the billions
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 7: of people that have already died. Ain't none of us
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  Speaker 7: have the same fingerprints. That's how much you mean to him.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 7: Have a relationship with God because he knows your name.
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  Speaker 7: Stay in touch with him. We were all created to
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 7: need him, moment by moment. When we walk away from that,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 7: we put ourselves in jeopardy. It opens up the door
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 7: for the devil to slip in and rob us of
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 7: our destiny. Have a relationship with God.
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  Speaker 2: Talk to him. You don't have to go to church
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  Speaker 2: to do that. Do that you have a better weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I know I will. Y'all have a good weekend. Hell
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