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The Steve Harvey Bad Acting Theater - 06.09.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time if y'all don't know, y'all a
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  Speaker 1: song looking back to black Dog giving them mom just
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  Speaker 1: good to tete hard guy listening to me together for
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  Speaker 1: Steve had quicky, I don't join yeah by joint period
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  Speaker 1: jolling me, honey said do you turn? Yeah? You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn the turn turn you love, you got to turn
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  Speaker 1: out to turn the water the water go. Come come
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  Speaker 1: on you uh huh. I show a good morning everybody,
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  Speaker 1: y'all listening to the voice, come on, dig me now
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  Speaker 1: one it only Steve Harvey got a radio show. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'll explain something, y'all. You know when when
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  Speaker 1: I when I wake up in the morning and I say,
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  Speaker 1: dig me, now, what I'm asking you to do? It's
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  Speaker 1: it's old school, you know, man, And you know you
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  Speaker 1: say old people say I dig you know, never stop
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  Speaker 1: saying it. I'm sorry, but dig me now. It's just
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  Speaker 1: I want you to don't you really feel me? I
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  Speaker 1: want you to understand what I'm saying because really, this
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  Speaker 1: morning inspiration is all given in the spirit of sharing
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  Speaker 1: and love. It ain't about to expose me in any way.
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  Speaker 1: That's not the purpose of it. But I found that
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  Speaker 1: in my morning inspiration that it is best that I
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  Speaker 1: use some things about myself, because I mean, what better
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  Speaker 1: example can I use? Because I know me, I know
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  Speaker 1: what's happened to me, I know exactly how I felt
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  Speaker 1: all the on the way concerning almost everything, every aspect
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  Speaker 1: of my life. I now fully do really understand why
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  Speaker 1: God had my life spend the way it's spun. And
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  Speaker 1: here's the part that I want to give to you
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  Speaker 1: this morning, that first of all, whatever position you find
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  Speaker 1: yourself in today, we kind of come to one realization
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  Speaker 1: that we got ourselves there. We put ourselves there by
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  Speaker 1: a series of thoughts and actions. Thoughts turned into things.
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  Speaker 1: That's very important to know. So let's look at both
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  Speaker 1: sides of it. For people who think negative thoughts, it
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  Speaker 1: turns into negative things, and the direct opposite is true.
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  Speaker 1: For those who think positive thoughts, it turns into positive things.
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  Speaker 1: That's the deal. It's it's as simple as that, folks.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot break it down any clear na I cannot
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  Speaker 1: make it any clearer. Thoughts become things. So the one
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  Speaker 1: glaring question for all of us always is on a
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  Speaker 1: daily basis, what are you thinking? What are your thoughts?
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  Speaker 1: What are you thinking? What are your thoughts? Because I
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  Speaker 1: can assure you and it's not by a promise of mind.
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  Speaker 1: This is not a theory that Steve Harvey then came
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  Speaker 1: up with. This is a fact of life. This is biblical,
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  Speaker 1: This is spiritual, This is written, this is philosophical. This
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  Speaker 1: is the law of the universe. However, you need to
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  Speaker 1: drink this medicine to take to get it down and
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  Speaker 1: feel what I'm saying to you. This is just the
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  Speaker 1: way it is now and here the cold part, folks.
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  Speaker 1: It don't matter if you believe me or not. It
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  Speaker 1: does not matter if you have never been explained mean
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  Speaker 1: this or not. And it does not matter if you
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  Speaker 1: think it works in your life or not. It don't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me. It is the way it is. It
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  Speaker 1: is a scriptural, it is a spiritual, it is philosophical.
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  Speaker 1: It's just one of the law of the universe. You
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  Speaker 1: call whatever you want call. However, you got to dress
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  Speaker 1: this thing up to put it in the phase that
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  Speaker 1: you can feel me. I want you to feel me now,
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  Speaker 1: because this is all it is. So when I say
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  Speaker 1: that you are where we are today, because we thought
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  Speaker 1: ourselves here, are your best to believe that's true? You
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  Speaker 1: thought yourself here, no one else. See. Let me explain something.
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  Speaker 1: I got people around me who so badly want to
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  Speaker 1: take credit for it, but I don't allow it. But
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  Speaker 1: because I keep pointing to the heavens, I keep pointing
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  Speaker 1: and and trying to say it out loud as many
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  Speaker 1: times as I can without being so offensive, that my
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  Speaker 1: life is by design, by grace and mercy, by blessings
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  Speaker 1: from God. My life is because God has seen it
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  Speaker 1: to be so. Oh, but I got plenty of people
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  Speaker 1: around me want credit for it and want you to
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  Speaker 1: not give credit to God and give it to them.
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  Speaker 1: I got that. I got that, but I understand that. See,
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  Speaker 1: I understand what that is. That's a person whose design
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  Speaker 1: is to get the credit. But it's okay. It's so
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  Speaker 1: clear to me what my father was saying to me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. As I get older and older. He
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  Speaker 1: always said to me, son, everybody come with you can't
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  Speaker 1: go with you, see every you know, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how people say that in church. You know, sometimes they
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  Speaker 1: go people come into your life for seasons, and I
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  Speaker 1: I guess the same thing. You know, they season up,
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  Speaker 1: they're gone, well, you know, and then but then here
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  Speaker 1: the way they try to hold you though, or you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna forget where you come from. Oh, you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: keep it real no more. And so you find yourself
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  Speaker 1: trying to not forget where you come from and keep
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  Speaker 1: it real no more. But to what end is it
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  Speaker 1: to the good of your end? Or is it to
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  Speaker 1: the good of the end? To what end is keeping
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  Speaker 1: it real and not forgetting where you come from if
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  Speaker 1: it does not allow you to progress and move forward.
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  Speaker 1: I got where I come from. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: stay that no more. I don't forget where I come from.
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  Speaker 1: I know full well what I've been through. But that's
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  Speaker 1: what drives me, because I don't want to go back
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  Speaker 1: to that. That's the push for me. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: that no more. I don't want to go back where
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  Speaker 1: I come from. I don't want to keep it that
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  Speaker 1: real no more. It was real enough for me living
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  Speaker 1: in the car. I had enough of that real. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna keep it real now. I don't keep it real.
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  Speaker 1: I wanna go keep it dreamy. I want to go
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  Speaker 1: keep it fantasize it. I want I wanna I want
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  Speaker 1: to keep it out of this world. I want to
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  Speaker 1: keep it off the chain. I want to keep it moving.
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  Speaker 1: I want to keep it all and I want to
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  Speaker 1: see what that's like. So naw, I ain't gonna forget
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  Speaker 1: where I come from, but you ain't gonna hold me
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  Speaker 1: to that though See, thoughts become things all day long?
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  Speaker 1: Where's your vision board? Where are the things that you
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  Speaker 1: won't written down? What do you think about the most?
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  Speaker 1: How grateful are you for what all God has done
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  Speaker 1: it for you? Where are you at with that? See?
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  Speaker 1: Here here another law. If thoughts become things? Uh h h,
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  Speaker 1: He'll come to moment, y'all. If thoughts become things, let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you this. If all you're thinking about is
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  Speaker 1: your debt, If all you're thinking about is what you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got, If all you're thinking about or is old,
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  Speaker 1: woe is me? If all you're thinking about is every
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  Speaker 1: time I turn around, I'm sick. If all you thinking
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  Speaker 1: about it's the things in life that you're lacking. If
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  Speaker 1: that's all you're thinking about, And if thoughts become things,
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  Speaker 1: how much debt you think you're gonna stay in? How much?
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  Speaker 1: How much? How much lacking you thank you feel to
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  Speaker 1: feel your life with how much most stuff you feel
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  Speaker 1: to not have because you keep thinking about it all
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  Speaker 1: the time. When you're gonna be grateful, when you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: say thank you, when you when it's gonna come out
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  Speaker 1: your mouth, Man, that I may not be where I
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  Speaker 1: want to be, but I show am grateful for what
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  Speaker 1: you've given me so far, for the things I have today,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't have to have these things. You know
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  Speaker 1: that does? That then opens up room for more stuff
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  Speaker 1: to come your way. To be grateful fall. But if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be ungrateful, man, let me ask you something.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't God, I don't claim to be, but let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you something. Man, If you're ungrateful for the
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  Speaker 1: things we've got, if we can't show no gratitude for
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  Speaker 1: what what we have, why would God give us some
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  Speaker 1: most stuff to be ungrateful for? What would he do
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  Speaker 1: that for? Man, I blessed you with that. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: like that I gave you this. You ain't saying nothing
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  Speaker 1: to me about that. You you ain't feeling me on
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  Speaker 1: this right here. So I'll tell you what. Man, Let
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  Speaker 1: me stop giving this dude something because he just over
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  Speaker 1: here he ain't glad for nothing. Because if I give
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  Speaker 1: him some more, he's gonna be mad about that too.
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  Speaker 1: Tell anybody feel me right now? So when I say
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  Speaker 1: come on, y'all, dig me, now, do you understand why
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  Speaker 1: I say dig me? Because I want you to feel me.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to understand and come to the understanding,
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  Speaker 1: not saying you ain't. Because so many people got a
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  Speaker 1: deeper understanding than me about this whole thing. I promise
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  Speaker 1: you they do, but they listen to me. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: trying to get you to walk up in this light, man,
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  Speaker 1: so you can go on with your life and quit
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  Speaker 1: tripping yourself out with your thoughts, because thoughts become things,
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  Speaker 1: all right, all days you're listening Steve Morning Show. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: hype man. Hype man. That's right. I like it, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I love it the hype man. Everybody ready, everybody ready? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what we're gonna do the hype man's hype man? Man,
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  Speaker 1: it's when one. That's what he said, Tommy off day
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  Speaker 1: night here that day's don't be looking fun funny? Yeah, Early,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to say now we don't have to
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  Speaker 1: do this every day, right, because just hurt your throat,
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  Speaker 1: this really just hurt, just really hurt. Man. One more
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  Speaker 1: good one, boy, We're about to turn this thing out
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  Speaker 1: this morning. Show you out just morning. You love him finish?
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  Speaker 1: You don't let him finish, that's you. You know what
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  Speaker 1: he say. No, we're going with it. You want figuring one.
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  Speaker 1: Look at here, Look at here, Look look no going
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  Speaker 1: hype man. Yeah we connected. Yeah, I an't let him
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  Speaker 1: do one by yourself. Don't sound right, you want all
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  Speaker 1: by itself? One. Hey, folks are about to have a
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  Speaker 1: real good time this morning. Man. Glad y'all come join us.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the ride. This is the Steve Harvey morning
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  Speaker 1: to the telephone with asked Steve. Alright, something funny. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go to mind one. Let's talk to India out of
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  Speaker 1: New York. Hey India, Hello, Hello Doling. What can I
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  Speaker 1: do for you? Hi? So I'll get a question? Um? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I've been going through some vision and help issues
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  Speaker 1: for the last few years, and I finally had to
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  Speaker 1: start doing my poker. So so I'm better, and um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get back to only I'm working. I've
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  Speaker 1: picked up a part time school. Stared you, but I
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  Speaker 1: want to know when do you think? What will I know?
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  Speaker 1: It's time to get back on the social dating space
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  Speaker 1: like me. When you're ready when you let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you something. Let me ask you a question. Are you
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  Speaker 1: are you? Are you? Are you wanting to have companionship?
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  Speaker 1: Not really? Okay, there, don't do it. This is a process.
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  Speaker 1: But everybody keeps telling me. Easy to see y'all. Do
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  Speaker 1: you deserve to hot? So I don't know why I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm then it's going to pick. Okay, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't feel the need to have someone, or
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  Speaker 1: you don't want someone, then don't get someone. But I
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  Speaker 1: also don't want to be stuck because everybody says you
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  Speaker 1: say the same thing. I'm a man won't fit in
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  Speaker 1: this Right now, I'm still in the middle of it,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't want to get there. Okay, now, listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. In order to get somewhere, you have to
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  Speaker 1: be willing to go somewhere. The reason you're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: stuck is because you keep like your free and say
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  Speaker 1: saying the same thing over and over and there's no
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  Speaker 1: forward progress in any direction. So you have to come
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  Speaker 1: to a conclusion. Stop being indecisive. It's nothing wrong with
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  Speaker 1: being in a good relationship. Is something wrong with being
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  Speaker 1: in a bad one? Why don't you just open up yourself?
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  Speaker 1: To see if there's a good relationship out there. But
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  Speaker 1: what you can be talking about is I don't want
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  Speaker 1: nobody right now, but then I want somebody because I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to be stuck. I think I just don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be Stop saying to say anything. Oh I'm so,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying something. We're gonna understand this, you know, sweetheart,
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me. If you don't want to get stuck
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  Speaker 1: saying the same thing, stop saying the same thing. A
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  Speaker 1: man is as he thinking. That's a scripture and I
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  Speaker 1: know that so well so, but the application of it
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  Speaker 1: is where we fall short is human beings. We all
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  Speaker 1: know a lot of scriptures that we don't act on
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  Speaker 1: or apply. I have to apply it. Stop thinking like
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  Speaker 1: that and you can get on with it. I get that.
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  Speaker 1: I get that. Well, thank you very much. And wanted
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  Speaker 1: to say thank you to you in the morning. Crow. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the one to hold it. And I was legally
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  Speaker 1: blind and like what I thought, it a go fun
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  Speaker 1: and you mentioned the page and then the sea populations
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  Speaker 1: steps up that they always do, so you gotta help
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  Speaker 1: me get to California's actually happen, Thury one that that's yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can it's way better than we I was. But
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  Speaker 1: the recovery is a process. So the vision is going
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  Speaker 1: to fluctuate so often on into a stabilize this. But
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  Speaker 1: really it's the left eye is a hundred of friends,
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  Speaker 1: but the right eye is the one that gives my problem.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm making my way. I'm back in school, at work,
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  Speaker 1: you know. But it's a process. It's the process. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm grateful. All right, thank you, thank you. That is
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  Speaker 1: all right. Let's go to line too. That's right. Go
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  Speaker 1: to Joe out of Florida. Joe. Yes, Hello, turn your
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  Speaker 1: turn your TV down or something in the backroom. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me let me have to do that. Hello, Yes, okay, Joe. Okay, great.
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  Speaker 1: So how you doing today? What can I do for you? Oh? Great?
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  Speaker 1: So I just you know, have a question. Um so
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  Speaker 1: I am. Well, I'm a new mom and I have
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  Speaker 1: an eight worth old and his dad just recently um
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  Speaker 1: told me that, you know, he wants to work out
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  Speaker 1: with his family and you know, he's gonna be better
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  Speaker 1: and do better and everything. And I don't know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just really scared because you know, I've been with him
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  Speaker 1: for about four years and he you know, he he wanted.
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  Speaker 1: He wanted those type of guys. So you know, I've
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  Speaker 1: been burnt before by trusting him and you know, having
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  Speaker 1: my trust to trade. So now I'm just a little
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  Speaker 1: nervous about stepping into a trying again and stepping into
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  Speaker 1: a new relationship with him. But I mean, I can't
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  Speaker 1: say he is. I feel like he's been like sending
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  Speaker 1: gifts to the house and like brought us planes to
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  Speaker 1: gets to like buy out to see him. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, well he's trying. But let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you a questions. Okay, real, real simple question, very very
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  Speaker 1: simple questions. What does your instinct tell you? What does
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  Speaker 1: your intuition tell you? Well, what's crazy? You know, you
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  Speaker 1: just have that feeling when you know somebody's lying. You're
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  Speaker 1: just like, Okay, this's gonna sound right, it's gonna feel right,
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  Speaker 1: my gut feeling. What's crazy is I haven't had that
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  Speaker 1: feeling at all, and I've had that feeling with him before. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, people change, you know, people do change. And
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  Speaker 1: maybe he's having a child as which very rarely happens now,
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  Speaker 1: So because I don't want women to get the idea
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  Speaker 1: if you have a baby he's gonna all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: he gonna come around, because more often than not, they
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  Speaker 1: get out from around, they don't come around. They stopped
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  Speaker 1: coming around. So if you're getting this sensation, then you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you've got a baby. You all have a family.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you have a child together. Regardless as to
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  Speaker 1: what it is. If he's wanting to work it out,
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  Speaker 1: you should at least see that's true. That's why I
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  Speaker 1: turned down that plane ticket and we leave it on Monday.
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  Speaker 1: But that, yeah, I had to talk to see you
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  Speaker 1: about this, you know, and Shirley and everybody else. Well
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  Speaker 1: that's good, baby, I said, I say, go ahead, you know, uh,
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  Speaker 1: and just allow him. I don't want to say make him,
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  Speaker 1: but allow him to prove everything he's saved. There's ways
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  Speaker 1: to just sit back and let him prove it. Don't
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  Speaker 1: be anxious and just let h improve it. Thank you, Dollar,
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  Speaker 1: I hope you have a safe trip you in the baby, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next, nephew, Tim, he's run that
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  Speaker 1: athlete in the world. He made me so plus Right now,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy's running that prank prank back. Your husband's prescription is ready? Hello? Hello,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: how you doing this? Is uh Farmercy. My name is Brian.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I'm the check here. Uh is Mr Donovan Donovan to
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: see available? Now? What can I help you with? Well,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: he's he dropped his prescription off about an hour ago.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I wanted to we wanted to call let you guys
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: know that the prescription is ready. Prescription for well he um,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: he dropped off a prescription. I'm assuming he must have
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: looked like the doctor just wrote this prescription today. So
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming he uh seems like he would probably need this,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: uh pretty soon. So I wanted to let you guys
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: know it's ready, okay, and what exactly did he get
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: a prescription for? Um? It's a Maxa seller, a Maxa
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: selling a Maxa tilling. When you've got him at least
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: fifteen tablets if he could take two tablets today, right.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: My name is Brian. Yes, I'm the technician here at
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: the pharmacy. Okay, well let me okay, Donna, that's my husband.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Let me make sure you have the right Donovan, because well,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: let me let can we take the birthdays? Are you
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: allowed to do that with me? Definitely? Definitely it's um
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yes? Okay? So what exactly is the
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Maxa selling for manxa? Silling? Was an antibiotic, ma'am? So
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: any type of small infections of some sort, diseases or whatever.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Is it pretty much cures it? So are you telling
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: me this is nasty? Then got something and when it
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: got it on my fun stop, he wanted to see
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: the doctor and got a prescription under my in's just
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: try something and he want to got something? You know what?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: You know what that Brian, I'm coming down there. I'll
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: pick up the medicine. I don't get it and if
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: people want that medicine, he'll check in with me at
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: my counter because I got a check. He then wrote
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: that his nocast, I'm gonna beat the hell out just
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: he do not know, he does not even you know
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: what we brought in a new year. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: You're you're Mr. What what what can I call you about?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Your first name? What's your name? No communist, that's fine,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: just communist. No communist? Okay. Uh. First of all, I
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: want to apologize. I had no idea that you were
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: not aware of the actual prescription that he's that we've
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: just felt for him, you know, just just all a
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: personal note. I'm just curious. Is there a possibility maybe
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: maybe you could have given it to him? Brian Noble,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: you didn't. You have lost some of the mom Now,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: first off, you don't called my fault. First if know you,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you called my phone to tell me. It's
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: my insurance, that's why. And then you want accuse me
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: of giving that this something? Are you going him? Don't
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: you ever in your life have somebody's phone? And this
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: is a courtetrol. It's none of your business. What's going
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: on at must Okay, none of your business. You get
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: out of my way. There ain't none of your business
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: and you ain't get it. Nothing to answer your question.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I've got something for y'all. And just he want to
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: come home with f STDs And you want to ask
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: me if I gage him that city are okay? What's
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: the manager? Let me speak to your managers, ma'am. I
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: was just I was, uh, you know, I'm not trying
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: to be unprofessional. I was just asking a personal question.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I should not have asked you something like that, and
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I do apologize. H should we expect someone to pick
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: up the description I just told you. I'm gonna be
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: picking up up. I'm gonna coming up. You know what, blind?
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: You don't know who I am because I got I
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: got a couple of words for y'all, and I still
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: want to speak to your manager. You did. You were
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: very unprofessional and I don't appreciate you coming at me.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to eat you me telling me he
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: didn't got me st D didn't ask me to not
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: give us to him, and you all up in the
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: flame out. No, I'm not trying to get all in
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: between your legs. Man. Apparently that's not the place to
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: be considering you guys need a mixros over, you know.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: But you're getting me in lost shot. Do you know what, Ryan,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I still got some star like left from the first
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: and guess what I'm gonna like y'all. You don't play
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: games for me, You do not even know, You do
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: not know me. You don't know who I am, You
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: don't know who I know and what I got? I
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: got something for you? What does this prescription as? Because
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I know it's nothing one, but I don't. I know
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: it's not. What did he take this trip? But where
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: are you as? Because I'm all my way now? Uh?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Would you like my managers here? Would you like to
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: speak with him? Man? Yeah, put your manager on, put
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: your manager own. I want to speak to down. I say,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: uh huh, hello, Hello Tommy, you're the manager. This is
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harban More on this show.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: When you just got praised by your husband, open him
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: and you what white? Calling me he needs to be
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: out looking for a job, saying what's them? Three months?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Don't twit with me like that? Got my blood pleasures?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: You are? Oh no, I'm coming down. I'm still coming
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: to get you. I'm not. You can't come get me
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: to be glad. I love y'all show. Oh my god,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: let me say my wife don't tolerate no cheat. You
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: know you know I'm crazy. You ain't right, you won't.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask. You know, what
• 27:41
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• 27:43
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• 27:52
  Speaker 1: All right, stupid continues. It's going down Father's Day weekend
• 27:55
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• 27:59
  Speaker 1: tim me in for that's June seventeen, Saturday Night. Tickets
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• 28:09
  Speaker 1: you about it. It's hosted by one and only me,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy. And then the headline is Cedric the entertaining
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• 28:20
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• 28:26
  Speaker 1: a question for you guys. What exactly is a fireball
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: of What exactly is a fireble offense? Okay, yeah, yeah?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: What can you do to get yourself fired? Sometimes you
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: can mess up at work and not necessarily get fired, right,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: and then there are those mistakes which are sure to
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: bring you down in the end. It's often a judgment call. Now,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: this is according to a brand new survey. Here are
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: the things people think you should be fired for? Should
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: be fired for? It? Two of people think drinking at
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: work is deserved of being fired. I agree, you think
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: that's a no brainer. What did you say, Steve, I
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: mean you know, I mean you're stupid at this point.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: So yeah, just open your bottle at your disk flask. Yeah,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: that's a no brainer. Seventy of people would get rid
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: of you if you watched porn in the office. Huh
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: new work done, workload done, activity. I'm okay, okay, show nobody.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: You ain't saying, hey, look, work plate. All right, I'm
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: moving onto of people believe hooking up with a coworker
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: should get you fired. It ain't comfortable. That's the case.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I know everybody would be no one would be working
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: at this office. Hold up, what's happening? What happened? Just
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: something going? I don't know, Bro, you didn't know about it.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't know about There have been a lot of
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: the cups at this at this company with somebody else.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: You're just direct. I need to catch up. I just
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: got it to what you're talking about. Kyler can really
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: speak on this, not in this particularly allegedly. But remember Carla, Yeah,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: well she's if you're referring to the past, well that
• 30:45
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• 30:52
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• 30:55
  Speaker 1: copying each other. You're listening Dave Harvey Show. Sunday Night
• 31:04
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• 31:07
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• 31:14
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• 31:19
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• 31:22
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• 31:27
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• 31:31
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• 31:52
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• 32:00
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• 32:04
  Speaker 1: that sounds good. It is really really good. You're going
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: to love this show. When when when is this coming on? Uh?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: And he gots some many shows. You don't come up,
• 32:13
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• 32:20
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• 32:24
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• 32:30
  Speaker 1: this big moment, man, give it up for this first, Steve.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: These people come on this show and they're allowed to pitch.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: The audience decides whether they like your product or not.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: You are the funders. Let's get down to business. This
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: is show, but people want less money. Sometimes only ten thousand,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: sometimes twenty, sometimes fifty dollars. It's money to jump stop
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: you'll be so yeah, I know that's right, and it's battles.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I could use a drink. Why are you home? Your hand?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: It cuts your tomb and hair entrepreneur. It's a game
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  Speaker 1: changer for the hairy industry. This is pretty crafty here,
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  Speaker 1: and guarantee that the audience are going to one of
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  Speaker 1: them the money they need. Volting starts. Now that sounds exciting.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Pitch and then the audiences. That's how you get your money.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: On each side of the stage, they come and they
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: come to the front and they pitched. Then I go
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: over to each one and go over the product. That's
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: where the fun start. You start trying to help it
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: because sometimes the products fall apart. I asked, real regular
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: mostly black consis, It's like, like, what what is this fault?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: How commin ain't in black white the rest of it?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: How much is it? And it's a great show man,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: it's coming on. It's gonna be hot. Man. They're predicting
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  Speaker 1: this to be a pretty big hid. Oh that's good.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I love the fact that you guys moved a little
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: big shots to Wednesday nights. I saw it earlier, I
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: thought earlier. This week it was so good. It was
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: so good, Steve. It started off with the family, the
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Johnson family. I think they sang my Girl, and then
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: from there it just exploded. I mean, these kids are
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: unbelievable on this show. They really are. And you, as
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: hosts are unbelievable on the show. Well you know it
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: for you have to do. Huh. I really do like
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: people when they cool. Uh Huh. I like people, I
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: really do. It doesn't matter the color, don't matter, the age,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: don't matter where you're from. If I meet a person
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: and they're cool, then I'm cool with this person. Now, look,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: if you're a butthole, what you want me to be? Cool?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Not a mothhole? Brains out of the butt hole in you.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: And so that's really cool. So when I hear people
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: talking about me who don't know me, they're just talking
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: because they don't know me. That's right. I'm really, really
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: a cool person. Man. I've gotten to a great place
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: in my life man with people, and I'm able to
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: do all kinds I could do. Young old, black, white
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Asian Columbians helping the problem with me, Come problems with come,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: row up drama, a little contesting little thing. I was
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: getting out my car in New York the other day
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: walking into a hotel, a messenger guy when the bikes
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: drove by and said, Colombia dove under the car. I
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: damned the dope under the Colombia the problem with me? Yeah,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: but uh man, that show was good. And during the
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: show they played the promo for your new show. It's
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: like the opposite. It's like Little Big Shots in reverse.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: It's um older people forever young, right, It's called Little
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Big Shots for Ever Young. Yeah. Really it looks good.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I mean he has people on there like in their
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: nineties are doing super talented. Yeah, super nineties. I'm talking
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: about the world's oldest gymnasts who actually does phips who
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: actually does a parallel bar routine and holds her body
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: in a complete plank position. I saw that at I
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: was sitting there, going, I got to give my life together.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Really because it's sixty. I'll snapped both elbows. That's amazing.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Take a lot of me. J and Jr. Was just
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: in New Yorker shot. We bring it back showtime at
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: deploy Man. Okay, so over hosting right here right. I
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: think it's a good time to bring it up. I think, yeah,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: well we got but have you accepted it? Are you
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: still in denial? I don't even know what you guys
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: are talking nothing. How many shows are you hosting? All right,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: we'll be back to talk about the highest paid athletes
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: at twenty after the hour. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Morning show. Game four of the NBA Finals is tonight
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: in Cleveland. Steve, I don't know. I don't know. I'm
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something, man. I watched the end of
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: that game simply cause just ragged ass junior at week
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: that said uncas you watching? I said, hell no, I
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: cut it on Calves up by six, So I stayed there.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: M next thing, I know, the red come down. They
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: up one golden state of one and it went to
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: hell after that. I turned it off after it you
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: had to painful care watching. Now I'm gonna say this, man,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I love Cleveland. They're not coming back from three down.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: That would be the greatest only time that's ever happened
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: in the history NBA. I don't think I've ever seen
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: the team come from three on. I don't know the
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Lakers still want them to do it, but the likelihood
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: that they will end tonight the reality because what I
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: saw was Lebron had his best game, Kyrie had his
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: best game, and they steal all the US and they
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: played both fields of the float and they don't look
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: like they sweat. That's the lights getting people on TV.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: They are sweating, but you don't see the sweat. And
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: everybody on Cleveland just sweating because the dark and they
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: sweat and they're not sweating because their lights yet. And
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: the reason that you know this is important, before the game,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: all the players are sweating. You can watch an NBA
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: game during the season and halftime and they won't even
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: break a sweat. The warm up is serious and then
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: the tension is in the air. They're all sweating before
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: tip off. You can go to an NBA game and
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: won't see real sweating at halftime. You won't even see it.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: And I don't even watch basketball throughout the season because
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: they're not giving the all. I just don't like it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: But don't television. They look real sweaty as they're going. Well,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: let's let's see how much they make. COKA these athletes.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: The highest paid Number one Christiano Ronaldo from soccer, ninety
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: three million dollars a year. Take a guess. At number two, Yeah,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Lebron James right, eighty six million dollars to his barber.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Number three Lionel Messi, also from soccer. Boy, these soccer
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: guys are getting paid. Lionel Messi eighty million. Roger Federer, Yeah,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: number four, Tennis sixty four million, Kevin Durant number five,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: sixty points from the World of football, Andrew Luck at
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: fifty million. Roger McElroy from golf. I'm sorry, Rory, Rory
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: McIlroy from golf fifty million. Stefan Curry coming in at
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: number eight forty seven points million. Yeah, that's all right,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: So there you go. J Anthony Brown up next. He's
• 41:05
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• 41:08
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  Speaker 1: is hello? Hey? Man? Let me not here? Who's called? Hey?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Just turn the boat from the club? Man? What did
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  Speaker 1: she get in? Hello? Yeah? Yeah, just on the boat, man?
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  Speaker 1: What does she get in? What do you mean? What
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  Speaker 1: do you get in? Uh? She ain't in here now,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: but you know what I mean? What you need? Hey? Uh,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to actually get an addresses though. Man, she
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  Speaker 1: got me dancing this weekend on Saturday night, and I
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  Speaker 1: want to see it, make sure I got the address
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  Speaker 1: and everything. Everything still at home. You know, I didn't
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: already gave much got you dancing? So whatno? What you
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  Speaker 1: mean she got your dancing? She asked me to do
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: some male dancing on Saturday night. So I went on
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: and took off at the club. And uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: she don't already got my mike all ain't she ain't
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  Speaker 1: had you do no mail dancing my girls? She nah
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I guess he goes and he goes to school at
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: at night on weekends, so you know, naing, ok okay, okay,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: who it is? I ain't David David fiance what Yeah,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: that's my gals, hold on, hold on, hold on, squeaker
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  Speaker 1: been getting married, squeaky squeaky. Wait wait wait okay, I'm
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: David right, Okay, that's that's that's that's squeaking Squeaker. Get
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: me on, my gal. You said you were dancing. I dare,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I said, Man, I'm Thunderbolt. But how do you know
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: my girl? She come to the club on say that.
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  Speaker 1: She asked me about doing some dancing for this coming
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: say that, so she already gave me half the money.
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  Speaker 1: He comes to the club on Saturdays. Now, Michael, I'll
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: tach go to schools on Saturday's lane, you know, now
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: on board listen. First of all, I'm blowing a way
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: by you trying to tell me, Squeaking Mary that you
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: got me really toe up with stuff. I don't know. No, no, squeak,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: that's what we call her at the club. Man. Then look,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get into all of that. What I'm
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: really calling about it she got me working this weekend
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just make sure
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: that we're on for this week because I didn't get
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: my spot up at the club. You're trying to tell
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Michael hanging out of him Buck Naked Club with Dan Man.
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  Speaker 1: Squeak had been coming up in them, man, for the
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: last week. He's been there long enough to have nickname Dog.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I do know squeaking for five years. Squeak had been coming. Man,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: this this thunderbout me and Squeaker go way back. No, man,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: well we're gonna handle when she get in here, and
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: you can you know, hand to ords have you gotta
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: handle and talk to whoever you got to to get
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: your little money or whatever. No, no, no whatever, I
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: don't that's not as you're listening to. Man, I can't
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: get my slot back at the club. The squeaker got
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: to give me the remaining balanced, man, even if she
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna do, I need my other winding balance. Get
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: to give you the maining bounds of nothing. Hey man,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I need to ring money money that that she gave you.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: What you're sayingthing, you can just count that out. He's
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: going to give you. Hey man, I'm a under Boat
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: gonna get his money. Man, I need my one fit Thunderboat.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Don't get it, well, then that's what you got to
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: do it. That's what you got to do. Man. I
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: told him what's for Thunderbook moving into the getting no
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: kid talking about calling you ki and all the soho
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: ain't ain't working for to give money a Wayne to
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: some bunder boat right or whatever? Hey man, look man,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: it's Thunderboat. It ain't lighting. It's Thunderboat lighting and worked
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: on Wednesday night, just Thunderboat. I don't know who you
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: didn't talk to already about that, but you need to
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: haul that them. But don't be calling here asking my
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: girl to give you some money. Ain't giving you because
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: she don't make nothing. I'm coming over there now and
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: get my money from Squeaky. I ain't hearing it. Don't
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: make nothing. You ain't all the money around here, so
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna get nothing from over year father, So
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you can wipe that your mind. I'm coming over there
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: to get my money from Squeaky today. You're coming over here.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaking.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: But I ain't got time to play. I don't love
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: my slot at the club. See what you get, See
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: you get some money. Get your lead out started coming
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: over there to get the rest of his buney you've been.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I bring him over here because you come for what.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: I tell you what it? Bring them over here, and
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you lighting it. I ain't know you
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: got some money on ready she lying here and giving
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: you money and wait, I'm studding. I tell you what
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: you bring your little fever. You won't do and watch
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: one throw down. Hey man, all I'm saying is I'm Senna.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Come over there and wait outside down from Squeaky to
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: get there to get the rest of my money. That's
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying to you. You're gonna come over and
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: said outside what I've been to come over there and
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: wait outside for Squeaky to get this so I could
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: get the rest of my money over here and said
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: out side house. That's what I'm gonna do with That's
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: when it takes for me to get my money from Squeaky.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you bring over here there and
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: said outside of my house. And when you get you
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: you blow the whole one. That's what you do, you
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: throw the horn. So come out there and meet you
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: and let you know what's going down for push him
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: and we leave me here. She can see you laid
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: out like about. Come on over and get your money.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my money on screen. You on me
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: a hundred and fifty dollars that I've been to come get.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I don't give up what she told you mom. Is
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: she giving you? You gotta be happy with that. You
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: want to come over here talking about you want some
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: old money. You know somebody old thunderboat or hundred and
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: fifty dollars and thunderboat don't get his money. Better try
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: to go and dance at the club on this weekend.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Bring so here. You will not do dancing at the
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: talking about sitting out front of money. Squeaky gonna give
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: me my wan thing. You ain't even't got nothing to
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: do with this is no way this transaction is between
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: me and Squeaky. It ain't got nothing to do with you,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: no way her name is. Then he's got everything to
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: do with me. You call my const talking about killing
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: you for money, and your going over here. I got
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: your money, come get you, and I got your money
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: right here. I gonna be sitting out front waiting on you, Squeaky,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: the want asked for me to dance Sadday Night squeaky
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: as only three hundred dollars plus kills. Now, I ain't
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: gonna get no kills, but I'll tell you where I
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get my three hundred dollars. So I got
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: one fifty and I'm gonna get the other one fifty
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: was squeaky. Get out. You ain't getting it from me.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get your button from me. I got one
• 52:13
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• 52:14
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  Speaker 1: so ashamed to even tell anyone about the problem I have.
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  Speaker 1: My wife and I have been married for ten years now.
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  Speaker 1: We have three girls, a son, and a baby girl
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: on the way. We got along fine, but I was
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: just told by a person in my neighborhood that when
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: I leave for work at night, another guy is being
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: led into my house by my pregnant wife. Lately, my
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: wife and I have not been intimate, and I would
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: like to think it's because of our hormones. I would
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  Speaker 1: have never in a million years question my wife faithfulness
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: to me until my neighbor told me what was going on. Now,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: I have noticed other neighbors shaking their heads when we
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: walk past, or they avoid talking to us. How do
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: I confront my pregnant wife about something like this? This
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: is not your everyday problem. There are kids involved, and
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: what if it's not true. I would look like a
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: fool that was dumb enough to accuse his pregnant wife
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: of cheating. It's a no win situation. My heart is
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: so heavy and my mind is confused. I love my wife,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: but I feel stuck. What should I do? This is
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: very very serious. I totally totally feel for you. You're right,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: this is not your everyday problem. There are kids involved. Uh.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: First of all, let's get this out of the way.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Who is this neighbor? Who is he or sheep? Probably she?
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: How do they know what's going on in your house?
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Do you know this neighbor? For I would certainly trust
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: my wife before I would trust some nosy neighbor. That's first.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: But you gotta get to the truth. You have to
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: find out if your pregnant wife is cheating, that's the truth.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: So I mean my suggestion would be double back. When
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: you leave for work at night, double back to the
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: house and just see who's going in and out of
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: a house. It's your house going in check that out.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta check it out. Double back, set
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: up a camera if you can afford to do that,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: get a camera. You gotta get some evidence, and you
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: do definitely have to confront your wife. You absolutely have
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: to find out if this is true. I would double back, Steve.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: My wife and I have been married for ten years.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: We have three girls, a son and a baby girl.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: A new way. We get along fine. But I was
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: told by a person in my neighborhood that when I
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: leave for work at night, another guy is being led
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: into my house by my pregnant wife. Who the hell
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: is your name? Okay? Who died and put him in
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: charge of the neighborhood block watch No, no, no, you
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: think it's a man? Yeah? See this is really really
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: is some woman stuff here, But a man. A dude
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: did that? Yeah, a dude. I just see it. I
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: just see it because the guy, you know, a neighbor
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: told him. Do you think a woman? Would you think that?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: But I'm thinking it was really a guy. Um now regardless, yes,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: back of who the hell is your name? Uh, lately
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: my wife have not been intimate, and I would like
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: to think it's because of her hormones. Well, the key
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: sentence in here, I would like to think, Hey, I
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• 1:01:38
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• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: same I mean, I'm sorry just forgetting examples are quick.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't have that kind of outburst when in I
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  Speaker 1: would like to think, Okay, that's what you get for thanking.
• 1:01:59
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  Speaker 1: damn your mama would have like to have thought that
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: you would help out with the turkey. Your trifling Steve,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: I said, I would like to think, stretch, that's what
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: you get for thinking. Now. I would never in a
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: million years question my wife's faithfulness to me until my
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: neighbor told me what was going on. I've noticed other
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: neighbors shaking their heads when we walked past, or they
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: avoid talking to us. That's because your neighbor then told
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: the same thing to the other name. Unless everybody is
• 1:02:44
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• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: man is going somewhere above and beyond the call of duty.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: And I think that you gotta be smart here because
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: you're said, and what if it's not true, I would
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: look like a food that was dumb enough to accuse
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: his pregnant wife of cheating. Are you're gonna look dumb
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: enough to believe your neighbor see something is not true here?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: And I think we got to start with the name. Yeah,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I agree with you on that, because you gotta look
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: at motive. What is the motive about what are you
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: saying now? Your wife has given you no indication that
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: something is wrong other than y'all ain't being intimate right now,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: and you're thinking it's got something to do with the hormone.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Neighbor land, that's what you're saying, Like, Yeah, I'm gonna
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: throw my marriage away on the neighbor. He's not believing
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: the neighbor at all. On the neighbor. Part two of
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  Speaker 1: Steven's response coming up at twenty three after the hour.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: We will be back. You're listening to Steve Harvey coming
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: up at one after the hour. You do not want
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: to miss the Steve Harvey Bad Acting Theater. Trust us
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: when we tell you that, uh, the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Show soap at forty one after the hour. It's coming
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: up up next though. Steve will finish off his response
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: to part two of today's Strawberry letter. Come on, let's
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: do it. Steve cheating pregnant wife? Is she cheating? Or
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: what is the neighbor lying? I don't know. I'm gonna
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: tell you what I do see. Is I like what
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: you said, Sherley about to put the camera because I
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: had that on my paper and the doubling back definitely
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: gonna happen for I say anything. Yeah, but for me
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: to say something, I got to know it can't be
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: based on what the neighbors right. So I think the
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: best way to do this, Hill, I think the next
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: conversation you in the neighbor half, you need to tell
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: the neighbor something about his wife. Oh see what I do?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm glad you told me that. Man, I've
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: been waiting to tell you something to your wife when
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: she go to work. She's screwing a man on her
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: lunch break. Yeah, your wife? Are you for real? Down
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: at the hard West? So yeah, you know, you know,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: because it's like this, if it's a woman, who hey baby,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: your man? Yo, man got another man? Wow, I can
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: do it. What about the other neighbors though? Who' and stuff?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Looking looking at them funny and stuff. Well, you know,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: just every time you see somebody shaking their head, like
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: we see a couple shaking their heads and walk up
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: to the dude and go, my man. So I get
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: that strip club, NI put stuff in. Just busting's gonna
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: be the only neighbor messed up. You ain't just breaking
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: up the Harvey family. He loves company. I don't know
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: the whole block, Finn to get a divorce. If I'm
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: going down, fight the only one walking down tree hold
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: hand back and look at shaking her hand at me.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: When they shake their hand at you, you look right
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: back at him. You do know what you mean? Don't
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: do it again, Steve, I'm a bread I'm terrible shame.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Oh you just look at his wife and going right
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: and my man side about that. I just saw your wife.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: You know what's that, Steve Hunt just flip it ain't
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: just breaking my family. You're going down about yourself. Hey girl,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: what's hey? Mr Jones, what's up? What's up? Treating or
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: y'all wild? Just say stuff like that. You walk all on.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: What the hell you mean? Hey? You can treat it, y'all?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Wow that I don't know what are you talking about?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm like. That's what I'm gonna do. You
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: ain't breaking up just my fans. But you would double
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: back though, Oh yeah yeah, but once I don't see
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: nothing happening Like if I double back, ain't never nobody
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: over there, put a camp, ain't nobody coming through? Then
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: here we go. The destruction of a neighbor let the
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: games begin. That's what we're doing, all right. See, we
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. You can email us or
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter. Go to
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: my Instagram. It's my girl surely at my girls, surely
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: and switching gears. Now we know it's Friday. It's Friday,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: so j I have to ask you this. You love
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: the movies like we all do. But you go I
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: think gotta go. Anyone on the show. What are you
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: going to see this weekend? I've gotta go see the
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: White Woman in the movie. The movie is directed by
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: a white woman. Why I would not go see that?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: You're talking about? What it's a movie starring a white
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: woman we got directed by? Why am I not there?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: What is that? This movie? I don't want to see?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: And it's number one of the number one first time
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: ever for Okay? I love Kevin, Yes, but he ain't
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: got no white woman's captain. I'm a man ja, yes, sir,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: he's gonna be eating white popcorn popcorn watching a white
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: woman on the Wonder Woman. It could have been a
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: black woman, it was not. I hain't you say something
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: when I drinking a white ice drinking a white vanilla
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: ice cream. I'm sure I'm all up in one. When
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: the woman, don't you crash your arms down? What the woman?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: You like? Her costume and everything, everything about it? Everything
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: when a woman right there? There are other movies out there,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: the movies, and I will go support these movies. What
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: I did hear Wonder Woman was good, though I did
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: hear even if it was bad, you'd still go supporting.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: What about the Mummy Jay the movie the Mommy with
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Tom Cruise that I might go see that she has
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: two eyes and each of her eyeballs. It's a white
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: woman to need to see everything. But honestly, though, I
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: thought that was an interesting choice. Yeah, the Mommy has
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: changed from the way the Mommy used to be. Yeah,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: because back in the day the moment was yeah, not
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: the money flying mommy got bress. Yeah. What about the
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Tupac movie? You want to see that all eyes on me,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: all eyes gonna be on woman? Help me understand all
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: eyes on the movie? Is it? Is? It? Is it
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: actual footage of him? When they got an actor. That's
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: what I saw. That dude looked just like him. Because
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: I was looking at the trailer, I just glanced up.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: I thought it was him. Ye, wow, just like him,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: especially with hair. He really yeah yeah, with that hair. Yeah.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: So we get to see a lot of you know,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: the inner works behind But she had something else, you
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: got what are you saying that joke? All right? Up next,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: as promised that Steve Harvey Bad Acting, our world premiere
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: soap will be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Hello. Everyone, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Bad
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Acting Theater with your host, your narrator, me surely Strawberry,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: join me as we look in on the Chapman's the
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  Speaker 1: Biggest and Richest family in Arrogant Texas, starring Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: as Earl Chapman, the pork Rhyme king. He started his
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: pork rhyme company with a three legged pig. His former
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: business partner was his wife of thirty years, who passed
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: away suspiciously. Tommy plays his illegitimate child Chester, who he
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: had with his wife's aunt. Junior played by Junior was
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: mysteriously dropped off to the family business when he was
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: a baby and a huge sickle cell crate, and his
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: sister in law Kyk played by Carla is Earl's partner.
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  Speaker 1: She's the actual brains of the company. She is only
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: there because her sister left her half of the business.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: As a child, Kayk was placed in a foster home
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: by her parents because she walked with a limp, and
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  Speaker 1: it's obvious that she doesn't like Earl. J Anthony Brown
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  Speaker 1: plays Mr. Bogard Simpson, the hotter than a mofo, hot
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  Speaker 1: sauce king of Arrogant who is determined to destroy Steve
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  Speaker 1: and take over his business. And why these two don't
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: get along, I don't know. Let's listen as we hear
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Earl on the phone. Yeah, bougard, I heard what you said.
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  Speaker 1: But the day you take over my pop ryand business,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Monique will be in a Tyler Perry production. And if
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: you got anything you want to say to me, you
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: can say it in my face. Hang up the phone, Pump,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: I'm right here. I know everything you're doing. The shady
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna shut you down an arrogant, Because an arrogant Texas,
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  Speaker 1: there's only one king. You and your three legged pig.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut out one of his legs and you're
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: gonna have to leave riding on a two legged pig.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do to you. Yeah, Well, the
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: day you do that, old Nique will be starring in
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  Speaker 1: the colored Purple Dad, Dad Bogard. This is so stupid.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: I can't understand why you guys just can't work together.
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  Speaker 1: You could be a powerhouse if you combine businesses pork
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  Speaker 1: wise and hot Saul. Come on, shut up. Jail Chester
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: enters the room, Earl's oldest son. This whole conversation is stupid.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: You guys fighting over nothing. And don't think I'm thinking
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: boy taking over this business. None of this entest me anyway.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: You know what, I'm studying to be a man. You
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: so damn stupid. How the hell are you gonna be
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: a mind on the radio? In case you ain't noticed, food,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: there's a radio soap opera Eventulu boy, you stupid, and
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: I thought you would. How are you gonna be a
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: ventriloquist on the radio? Just such a dream crushing you
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: know what? Good thing? You never met Dr Martin Luther King.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: He would have never written that I have a dream speach.
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  Speaker 1: I hate you. Ain't cute? I ain't cute. Okay, let
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: me check this step on my phone. Let me see
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  Speaker 1: what this say. Okay, you hate me. You hate me,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: you hate me? And Bogard, why are you still here? Dog?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Go on it? In fact, you need to get the
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: hell out of my house. Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I'm getting out of your house. But you're going down.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: You're going down faster than the pair of Kardashian's panties. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Hey Bogard, this is KK. I know all of Earl's secrets.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: I know how to take him down. Me me behind
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  Speaker 1: City Hall tonight at twelve o'clock with a bag of ones,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: a roll of quarters, and two of those patty pies,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: and I'll tell you everything you need to know about Earl.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: And Hey, Bogard, yeah, do not, I really do not
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: forget those patty pos. If you do, we're gonna have
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: some serious trouble. All right, join us next week when
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: you'll hear Chester say, I know what. I'm gonna be
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: a sketch arties and here Earls say whatever board when
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: that happens, Monique and Mdea gonna be in a buddy
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: movie and you'll hear kk say, oh, Beaugard, that's a
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: big stack of ones you got there, and such a
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: firm roll of quarters. Wall partner wedding Patty pass and
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: you'll hear Junior say, I don't know why we're focusing
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: on pork lines. Maybe Candy. I'm all one who can
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: save this company. Shut up, Junior, join us next week
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: for the Chapmans. This has been yours, Shirley Strawberry for
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's Bad Acting Theater. That was pretty bad, but
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: the name we set it up that it was bad
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: bad acting. Yeah, it was pretty bad at theater. It
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: was very very Yeah. Who was the worst? Though? It
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: was over acting? I thought the narrator was pretty good. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: gonna be hell. Ok, yeah, you better get her pantockies.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: I know that kids not to be played it. I
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: gotta ask, because maybe I grew up in a different air.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: What is a panti pack? She has her own pass
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: now you know that? Yeah? Yeah, like sweet potato, I
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: think she has. So Now what are you thought you
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: grew up? He came around Patty, Come on, Patty on
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: bab you know if it was a peanut butter of Patty.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't answer the question, whatever did you grow up?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: Cause it just came out and I thought it was
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: I thought it was something different. I know one thing.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: You go to Walmart on the weekend during the holidays
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: and they are gone. Did we go to a fight
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: with the Monique refersence? Well, well yeahd Waite, did we
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: go We didn't write it? You did? Jay wrote this.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: We see the script the first time. Did we go
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: too far? Did you with the writing? It's bad acting? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: see this is kind of your dream come true because
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: you always wanted. Yeah, you got one, right, Yeah, we
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: had came off that other show to get one all
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: this time. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Yeah, you
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: go hello, and we'll go to Julia Roscoe, Mikero my
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: man to tell me I gotta you know all that
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: do would give me more room? Well up, Jake Rosco,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: how you doing? Man? My man? Were going on very
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: nothing going on. I'm just being over here. I'm damnly
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: out of here. Hey Roscoe, how are you? What's going
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: on with your baby? Well? Nothing much. I mean I'm excited.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: It's Friday, you know, frid Night. Just got paid. Are
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: you performing at the game tonight? Roscoe? You know I
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: was asked to well, you know, they got some afterparties
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: going on. After I've been voted By've been invited by
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: both sides, the Cavalier and Awards both as me to
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: come to the afterparty. Really, do you have any particular
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: loyalty to other teams? I mean the coursing from Cleveland.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: I won't clean the wind. But it ain't looking good though,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: you damn sure ain't looking good. It looks like, you know,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: they look like sweep to me. So you're gonna be
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: at and I showed clean get over. They don't need
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: your dragging it out and they ain't gonna come back.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Let's just ended to night. You're just sitting up watching
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: all the damn game being said hopefully loud. They don't
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: need to win, and this one didn't go out there
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: and get your ass to while. Look, you're at home,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: give them the championship. You're at home, going to the house.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Why fly all the way out there, Oakley didn't have
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: to fly back. It ain't looking like they can't beat
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: these boys, all right? They look because the other night
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: lit the broad game. Here here, Kyrie, at the big game.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: Here man, they deal low. Yeah, I said, I've been damned.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: Two great games and a stealing loss. The hell is
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: we're facing out here. But what song would you be
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: saying that the cavaliers at the part, Oh, let me
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: see you hold on, let me I think about that.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: I get back to that. What does you want to
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: talk about? Because I didn't want to give me to
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: some pride to go to the car. Well I do
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: right now, you know, I'll go ahead. It's so to
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: see good back two years the boys version you're doing. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: you go right to the Indian songs. You don't start
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: to hold you just go right to the end. Huh.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't start the beginning because I just
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: go right to the trap to a lot of people
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: called it hook. I called it the trap. I trapped
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: you with it. Yeah, yeah, could you sing it again
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: for me? I love it. That's great and so to
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: see goodbye too years to right school? Is it true
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: you didn't been drop the mic? You're the first person
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: to drop Yeah, drop the mic for war for whatever?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Did that? Drop the mike? Him? Go ahead, President broad
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: speeches to have second what what was that at the
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: secondary dinner speech we're talking to the white people. Nobody
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: had dropped the mic till you dropped the dropped any
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: one dropped mike. I let him have it. I don't
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: believe that. I know you don't believe. Let me ask
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: you who wasn't first person that dropped the mic? Call it?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: You know you don't ever know until I tell you
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: you know, then you won't act like you didn't hear
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: me wrong with your drop. I dropped mike. I'll tell
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: you when it was to look at man, I was
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: up there in the game. You know that Jeff, Jack
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Johnson and Jess got through whipping for white people. Jack
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: Jack Denver had for white meter. One night we was
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: in New York. Cab Callaway was at the Cotton Clue
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: and he was up there singing the song I wrote
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: from Hi Hi who. He had me to join him
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: because I wrote it okay, And so I was going
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: up there and I was doing the original version every
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: everywhere I go, ywhere. Yeah, well I I like you
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: everywhere we go, everywhere I ever go, I like you.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: He didn't. He try with just on their feet and
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: they were right after heard just song high that high,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: and I wanted there, showed him high go to wile.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: I heard the mic out with my head straight out
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: and dropped it on the floor. What walked off? What? Wow?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: And so then after that they did. Dad Kane did it.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: I saw Steve Harvey do it. He do Steve alright though,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: because you know Steve is met so he just pulled
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: the curtain back. Steve Steve do see I'm here is Steve?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: So Steve Steve ain't doing their ship said what we've
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: been doing. He's learned a lot from me. I saw
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: time to time to try to drop Mike one time,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: but he was already on the ground. So what they
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: sound like? Nothing shop and dropping Mike. He dropped the
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: mike and said, people not leaving mike and hand know
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  Speaker 1: when to travel to. What can I ask you this question? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you told us what you were gonna sing at
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  Speaker 1: Warriors party? Or the other song I ruled? I wrote
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  Speaker 1: white Head Stop. It was NA we on the move.
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  Speaker 1: We won full in a row. Ain't no stopping. The
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  Speaker 1: na were in the groove? Uh not the Cols no move.
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  Speaker 1: I get me back up on. Every time they say
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  Speaker 1: I'm down and they start looking around, cal on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: I just came up here. All I can be in.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody knows I played good cause I'm lyon skinned I
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  Speaker 1: rock on, my baby. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Already we go. Okay. Former FBI Director James
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  Speaker 1: Comey testified in front of the Senate Intelligence Committee today
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  Speaker 1: or it makes that yesterday, and uh, we knew exactly
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  Speaker 1: what he was going to say even before he said it,
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  Speaker 1: because he released, uh to his opening remark, what you
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  Speaker 1: say open? Okay, he can tell. That's what you call snitch.
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  Speaker 1: Comey was in there snitchet. Well, he's he's ready for
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  Speaker 1: his day in court. He is ready. No. He he
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  Speaker 1: said that he took Trump's request about Flynn as a
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  Speaker 1: directive when he when Trump said that Flynn was a
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  Speaker 1: good guy, you know, when he said, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: hoping that we could let this go. He's a good guy.
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  Speaker 1: He said he took that request for Flynn as a directive.
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  Speaker 1: He also said to me, he said, you know, because
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  Speaker 1: you remember what Trump said, he was gonna he needs
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  Speaker 1: to be careful because I recorded the meeting. Yeah, Flynn said, Lord,
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  Speaker 1: I hope he recorded that meeting. Man. He and now
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is not the favorable result they wanted.
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  Speaker 1: It's not ste Do you think he just didn't know?
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  Speaker 1: He was just trying to deal with it. I think,
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  Speaker 1: man that because Trump didn't have any political experience. I
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: think he's doing it as a businessman in his company.
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  Speaker 1: He requires your loyalty. So he figured the FBI was
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  Speaker 1: part of his company, and he had everybody leading room
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  Speaker 1: and said, look, man, I really need your loyalty on this.
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  Speaker 1: I need to know that you will be loyal. I'm
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: your president. And I think the dude was just doing
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: it as a business move, keeping a gangster, which is
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: what see. This is the part that's really why is
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: everybody surprised he ain't nowhere is everybody's surprised that this
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: dude is trying to get away with this type of stuff.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: He's just doing business as usual. I thought maybe he'd
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: do some sort of homework Steve Office, you know, surely,
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: surely night something something. That night he was most stunned
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: than anybody. I saw that about three different And then
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  Speaker 1: this is not an office that you can prepare for
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  Speaker 1: because it's so new. It's a lot of on the
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  Speaker 1: job training. But he's not open to that because he
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: went in to drain the swamp. Well, the swamp got
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: a lot more creatures in it than just alligators, and
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: so he's finding it out and not a Democratic party
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  Speaker 1: who was embarrassed by the lost. They got all hands
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: on deck to destroy him, all hands on deck, just
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  Speaker 1: like the Republicans with Obama understood, understood, But the problem
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  Speaker 1: they had with Obama was he knew how to play
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  Speaker 1: the game. Barack Obama was brilliant, and he formed some
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: relationships and then after he found out the second term
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  Speaker 1: that they weren't gonna vote for nothing, he just started
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  Speaker 1: doing presidential directives. Now what these idiots have done. They
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: come in and get the presidency and they just started
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: revoking stuff anything Obama name on it, seriously, and they
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: still talking about we need to get in here and
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  Speaker 1: get these jobs. And guy was on TV last night,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: we need to get in They need to let the
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  Speaker 1: president get these jobs. Let him repeal and replace Obamacare.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: Y'all keep saying that. But y'all ain't got nothing better
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: than you have nothing better than Obamacare. And want to
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  Speaker 1: know if the Russians interfere, they do know that. He
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: didn't call me testified and said the Russians meddled in
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: the election. He said, at point blank, under oath. Now
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: that's out let the interviewed. Yeah. Well, he said some
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: other stuff too, about saying if I was in disarray.
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  Speaker 1: He had nine one on one conversations with the President
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: that he wrote down. Yeah, all right, we'll be back
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  Speaker 1: after these jams. We'll be You're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, I mean you're all over
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  Speaker 1: the TV this summer I had. I mean, I've watched
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: Little Big Shots this week. What a great show. It's
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: it's on a new show, a new time, it's on
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  Speaker 1: a new night Wednesday nights. It was incredible this week.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: I loved it. His head to head against the NBA Finals. Yeah,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: game three, so you want to final the end? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Night and stretching this off in the next week. I
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  Speaker 1: think your parents will be answered IVO to come back.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: I went to cal would win it. But I don't
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  Speaker 1: think we're coming from three downs. Let's just get this
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  Speaker 1: over the night. I don't need another night on the
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  Speaker 1: night of my stomach turning. No day, Little bron Stefan,
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Durrett and all and them. They're good. They make
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  Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of money. They're making money. Man,
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  Speaker 1: we are all good. Let's just go work with each
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  Speaker 1: other now. Yeah, Hello, y'all got kids, put them in
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  Speaker 1: front of the set. Y'all need to go home and
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: be daddy's any damn white spend this whole summer dragging
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  Speaker 1: this out and you know you're man. Let's watch Steve.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: Celebrity Family Feud is gonna return to ABC this summer.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: This is for a third season, Steve. Wow, that's big. Uh.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: Celebrity family teams that will be playing for charity include
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: Amy Schumer, George Lopez, Kelly Clarkson. This one surprised me.
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  Speaker 1: Kareem Abdul Jabbar's family, Uh, Eva Linggoria, and Steve your
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  Speaker 1: very own family. I love it, man, that's great. They're
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: gonna be playing. Marjorie is gonna head up the boys
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  Speaker 1: uh team. Yeah, my mother in law is heading up
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: to girls team. Really, so y'all going against each other? Yeah?
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: They against each other? Fun. So stevee Winton was the
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  Speaker 1: only one that couldn't because he's in school, so he couldn't.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: So is my sons Jason and Steve, and my two
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  Speaker 1: sons in law's being in. Kareem are playing against all
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  Speaker 1: three of my daughters, all four of my daughters, and
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: so to be. Marjorie Jason, Steve being in Kareem against
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  Speaker 1: my mother in law, Mama Bridges, Lorie Morgan, Brandy Carlin.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even tell you whatever how much damn money
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  Speaker 1: is on this stage in college tuitions, and they can't.
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  Speaker 1: If this was Jeopardy, I out of shot him. The
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  Speaker 1: only thing kept fun was this ain't Jeopardy, all right.
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  Speaker 1: So that's that's the rundown of Celebrity Family Few that's
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: returning to ABC this summer. Then after that it's going
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: to be the world premier of Steve Harvey's Funderdome. Now,
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: Funderdome is, well, you can tell us about it, Steve,
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: It's go ahead and tell us. I love that you
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: explain it. Funded Dome is a upgraded shark tank m H.
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  Speaker 1: And that instead of one person coming out, two people
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: come out with two different and similar products that in
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: the same category, like pets or something like that, or beach.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: They come out, pitch they product. The audience has iPads.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: They decide after we interview them which product they like.
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  Speaker 1: They come to the center stage. I give them a
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: chance to stay in it and say, you don't know
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: if they orders voted for you, If they voted for you,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: get the fifty dollars. If you don't, you can cash out.
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  Speaker 1: That's the option. So everybody can lead with money. A
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: lot of people don't cash out, a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: go home with money. It's exciting. I love it. It
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  Speaker 1: sounds exciting. All right, thank you, Steve, you got it
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  Speaker 1: all in. We'll be back to close out the show
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  Speaker 1: with just one more thing. You're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: more thing. Hey, the Mentoring Week starts next Tuesday. I
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  Speaker 1: want to thank everybody that contributed to the foundation. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: we're doing wonderful thing. Over two hundred boys this year, man,
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  Speaker 1: Over two hundred young boys will have their lives forever
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  Speaker 1: changed and affected by the military, by the mentors, by
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: the fraternities, by a gentleman in corporate America speakers, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: team building everything we get into manhood with these boys.
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  Speaker 1: What do real men do? This is a very important
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  Speaker 1: portant component. But I think even after this year, I
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  Speaker 1: think the next year will be even bigger because I'm
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  Speaker 1: wanting God to be able to direct me in the
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  Speaker 1: path walking, scale up and do and instead of a
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  Speaker 1: five six hundred every year, I want to touch a
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  Speaker 1: million boys in a year, and I could do that
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  Speaker 1: if I opened up these facilities, which I'm working, working,
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: very very hard to do with Ben Carson, who's the
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  Speaker 1: head of Hood, which is the reason I ended up
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: in Trump's office in the first place, before he when
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: he was president elect, when I got eaten alive for that,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: but no one really understood why I was sent up there.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even really know fully in my heart. And
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: then God just unveiled it to me that this is
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  Speaker 1: what I want you to do. I want you to
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: do something for the less fortunate. And so talks began
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: with Dr Ben Carson. I've been on a couple of
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: TV shows with him since then, serious radio shows, and
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  Speaker 1: we've made the announcement that they've accepted my idea of
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: Vision centers, and it's been made public, and he's on
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: a little sneak too across the country and he mentions
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  Speaker 1: my name all the time that Steve Harvey came up
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: there and had a great idea and we're gonna get
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: behind it and make it a reality. And so the
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  Speaker 1: first Vision center is coming soon. I'm gonna open them
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: up in some urban cities all over the country, and
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: the way we're gonna do it, it's gonna be quite interesting.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna take all these schools that they've been closing
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: in Chicago, Cleveland, Detroit. They just close these schools. Well
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: it's still the buildings are fine. Hood is gonna give
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: me those buildings. I'm gonna refurbish them, put them together,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: and create vision centers with the help of Dr Ben Carson.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: Now what do you mean vision centers, Steve, Vision centers
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: are because I'm using the scripture that a man without
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: a dream or vision show perish. And so we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: take kids at a very young age from preschool, calling
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  Speaker 1: from the womb to the tomb, and start teaching them
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: stem science, technology, absolutely use that's where the jobs are.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna teach young kids how to code, how to code,
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: We're going to teach parents financial literacy. We're gonna start
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: programs that will allow them to become homeowners. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: teach them the principles of manhood, just like I do
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  Speaker 1: in my UH mentoring camps. But it's gonna be on
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  Speaker 1: the more. We're gonna have qualified counselors there to help
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  Speaker 1: guide a student through whether it's education, entrepreneurship. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: just teach life skills in these hoods. Man, so these
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: young people instead of going to school, just learning about
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not replacing school. It's gonna be a program
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: where they can participate on the weekend. It's in addition
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: to school, but you can come here after school, you
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: can come here on the weekends and instead of getting
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: in trouble, you can get into some life changing courses,
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: job training programs, things like that. And do these centers
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  Speaker 1: across the country and its school to be a life
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  Speaker 1: changing and dr being Carson has been more than more
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: than understanding and receptive to that. I've been to HOOD officers,
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: met with all of the divisions of hood, had some
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: great response with those people. But what I'm gonna do
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: right now is take some private sector funding and gonna
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: start with these schools and they're gonna provide me with
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: the schools and I will refurbishing. And that's why I
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: went up to see President elect Trump. I didn't go
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: up there to ask for money for me. I didn't
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: ask for money for my foundation. I didn't ask for
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: money for nothing. I went up there to actually help
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: somebody else. That's less fortunate than me. But then I
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: come out to me and I got to be all
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: kinds of Uncle Tom's and coons and all this hell
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: man from a bunch of people with some typewriters that
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: don't even understand how the game is played. They regardless
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: of what you think of President Trump, he put me
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  Speaker 1: on the path that I needed to be to make
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: a vision of mine coming with God's help. Now feel
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: how you want to feel. You know. Once again, what
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: what can I say? But when these centers started opening
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: up around the country and they're coming, then there'll be
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: a lot of proof into putting it. So all these people,
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  Speaker 1: you know, especially you know for me, you know, my
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: soul called friends. That's what the only thing to disturbed
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: me was people who know me. You know, if you
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: know me, then you know how it really am. Why
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: you would make a derogatory comment is beyond me. I
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: got the haters. They have nothing else to do, that's
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: their job, you know. And new level new devil. So
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: I expect that I understand hate. Huh when when people
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: say that new level new devil, I just said God
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: is still God. Though God is still God. You know.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: The thing I've learned in all of this. Hate is loud.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: Love is stronger, and so enough people put their arms
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: around me and says Steve, hanging there, my crew here
• 1:41:03
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• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: love you, We know your heart, your intent. Some passes
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 1: called and gave me love. So love kept me above
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: the fray while the haters was trying to destroy me
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: like they're doing now. But that's their job. They just
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: hate us. The devil busy man, he got imps, and
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: they just stay busy. So I don't care. Still a
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: visions income. God is still God, be God I've ever had.
• 1:41:30
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