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Foods You Eat When Sick, Michael Cohen, What It Was, Ellen DeGeneres, Reality Update, Oscars, Sand and Soul, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all back a
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  Speaker 1: your baby at it. Uh huh, I sure will a
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Man, oh man, oh man, God being good
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  Speaker 1: to me. Man. I can't explain it all really, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know I want I want to remind everybody or
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  Speaker 1: something that I need reminding of myself all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm I'm dealing with a couple of things now
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  Speaker 1: and I had to remind myself. You know what I
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  Speaker 1: have to remember. I have to constantly remind myself to
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  Speaker 1: stay in constant communication with God. Constant communication with God.
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  Speaker 1: You know sometimes you know, I have a tendency and
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  Speaker 1: maybe we do all the people. I don't know, but
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  Speaker 1: I know for me that when it's going okay, I
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  Speaker 1: slack up in sometimes having conversations with him because I'm
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  Speaker 1: not coming to him on the daily with something that's
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  Speaker 1: pressing us something, and I find myself slacking up in
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  Speaker 1: the communication. Uh. The danger I have learned in that
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  Speaker 1: is this um I think you know. I mean, we've
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  Speaker 1: all heard old people say, you know, you got to
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  Speaker 1: stay prayed up, you know, and prayed up. It's the
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  Speaker 1: operative word that means stacks stacked, prayers up. You know,
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  Speaker 1: prayed up means you know, you you got some stored up.
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  Speaker 1: You just got an abundance of them where you don't.
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  Speaker 1: You're putting it in actually not as a request all
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  Speaker 1: the time, but sometimes just as a matter thank you,
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  Speaker 1: a gratitude. Sometimes it's just, uh, you know, just just
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  Speaker 1: just prayers to get stored up, is basically what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Because what happens is is when you're not in constant
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  Speaker 1: communication with God, when you're not constantly praying doing those
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  Speaker 1: good times, that allows for the enemy to slip in
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  Speaker 1: and do the little things that can be upset it.
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  Speaker 1: It don't have to be nothing big. See, the enemy
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  Speaker 1: comes in with the little things that become upsetting to
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  Speaker 1: us some little things and then the next thing you
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  Speaker 1: know it, you get several little things in a role.
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  Speaker 1: Now you got an issue you dealing with. You find
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  Speaker 1: yourself at odds with your spouse about little bitty little stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You ever noticed that, or your girl or your man,
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  Speaker 1: you find yourself at odds with them about little bitty stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I have to remind myself when it's going
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  Speaker 1: like that, man, Have I really been praying though? Have
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  Speaker 1: I really been in constant communication with God? Because you
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  Speaker 1: know that that helps God against that little bitty stuff
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  Speaker 1: coming in. Sometimes it's big stuff, sometimes it's major stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But I've noticed, man, that when I get on them
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  Speaker 1: more of a smooth plane in life, I have a
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  Speaker 1: tendency to slack up in that department. And that ain't
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  Speaker 1: the time to slack up. I'm really learning that I
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  Speaker 1: have to stay in constant communication with God because it
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  Speaker 1: enables me to ward off those little things that are
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  Speaker 1: you know, coming up that can get in the way.
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  Speaker 1: And so I just wanted to make you aware of
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  Speaker 1: that as I'm learning it myself, that staying prayed up
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  Speaker 1: is important. That you try to stop prayers, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you try to you know, have some prayers in the bank,
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  Speaker 1: so to speak, and just constant communication with him, because
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  Speaker 1: it'll just safeguard you against a lot of stuff back
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  Speaker 1: doing you. You know, I've had that happened so many times,
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  Speaker 1: and so you know, I just wanted to make sure
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  Speaker 1: you understood that because on your journey, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: many obstacles. I've said this a hundred times on the show.
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  Speaker 1: The road to success is always under construction. I say
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  Speaker 1: that all the time, and it's to let you understand
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  Speaker 1: that it's not going to be easy, but we can
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  Speaker 1: make it more difficult than it has to be, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when you go out, strike out on the journey. You know, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: let's say I got in my car. Let's say I'm
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  Speaker 1: in New York and I get in my car and
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  Speaker 1: I say I'm going to LA. I know, if I
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  Speaker 1: drive west and continue to drive west, eventually I should
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  Speaker 1: get to California, or I may wind up in Portland
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  Speaker 1: or Seattle or something like that. But if I drive west,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna eventually get to the West Coast. Now, wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: it be smarter though? If I mapped out the route
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  Speaker 1: which saved me a bunch of driving I don't need
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  Speaker 1: and figuring that I don't have to calculate when you
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  Speaker 1: know the way to go. You know, if you know
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  Speaker 1: you want to cut cross on the twenty, or you
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  Speaker 1: wanta cut cross on the seventy, or you want to
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  Speaker 1: cut cross on the ten, you know you got to
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  Speaker 1: devise a route. Now, if I want to go visit
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  Speaker 1: some people I know, then I know I got to
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  Speaker 1: I need to go down. You know, I might go
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  Speaker 1: through on how I'll come down on the eighty, then
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  Speaker 1: get on seventy one and take that all the way
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  Speaker 1: down to the Tin and then ride across. Or I
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  Speaker 1: might take it to the twenty cut through Texas and
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  Speaker 1: then and then let it link back up on the Tin.
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  Speaker 1: I know a lot of different ways, but guess what
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  Speaker 1: the best way is to map it out. You can
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  Speaker 1: go anywhere, but if you go with a map, it's
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  Speaker 1: more precise. You save yourself a lot of time. And
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  Speaker 1: that's what prayer has taught me that when I would
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  Speaker 1: dentify continuously, pray that I stay in the in the
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  Speaker 1: I stay in a prepared mode. I have more idea
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  Speaker 1: of where I'm going. I'm more secure with my route.
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  Speaker 1: If you just take off driving heading west. Yeah, you'll
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  Speaker 1: eventually get to the west coast. So if you out east,
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  Speaker 1: But guess what, though, had you mapped it out, had
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  Speaker 1: you made constant references to your map, you can see
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  Speaker 1: when you're veering off, you may stop, come out and
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  Speaker 1: not be paying attention. Next thing, you know, you're on
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  Speaker 1: a route and you go on another where you're going
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  Speaker 1: north when you could easily still be going west. You've
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  Speaker 1: got to constantly be aware of that. And I'm just
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  Speaker 1: pointing that out to you because I know that on
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  Speaker 1: your journey a lot of times you get sidetracked. And
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  Speaker 1: part of the ways we get sidetracked is we lose
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  Speaker 1: out on that very the very beneficial resource of prayer.
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  Speaker 1: We lose out we die. Connection with God get strained.
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  Speaker 1: It thins out. The thicker you can keep the cord
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  Speaker 1: connected to God, the more stable and the more balanced
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  Speaker 1: the journey. If you fin out your communication with God,
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  Speaker 1: and instead of having a big thick cable, now you're
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  Speaker 1: dealing with a little thread. You know, a cable is
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  Speaker 1: stronger than thread, and so it just decreases your opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: And so you know, I wanted to just make you
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  Speaker 1: aware of that, and you know, to ever be encouraging
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  Speaker 1: to say to everybody out there and just keep your
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  Speaker 1: head up. It is going to be dark days for you.
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  Speaker 1: There are going to be situations where it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be daunting and hard to face. But man on, man
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  Speaker 1: on man, everybody has to face these challenges. Everybody get
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  Speaker 1: dark sometimes. You know, look, if you didn't lose, if
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  Speaker 1: you didn't lose, you wouldn't even appreciate winning because if
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  Speaker 1: it all went your way all the time. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know how complacent and content and how easy life would
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  Speaker 1: be if it just went your way all the time.
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  Speaker 1: So when it kept going your way, you wouldn't even
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  Speaker 1: appreciate it because guess what, it's been going this way
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  Speaker 1: the whole time. So what life does is it has
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  Speaker 1: its checks and balances. These hard times are coming, and
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  Speaker 1: you need the hard times to appreciate the good times.
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  Speaker 1: You need the clouds and you need the rain to
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  Speaker 1: appreciate the sun and the flowers. It's just when it
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  Speaker 1: comes to prayer, though, just stay prayed up, stay constant
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  Speaker 1: with it, because the challenges of life are coming, whether
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  Speaker 1: you prayed up or not, they're coming. Understand that you
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  Speaker 1: could pray every day all day when you get through
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  Speaker 1: praying every day all day. Something gonna happen to you.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna be challenging. Now. I would rather have been
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  Speaker 1: in communication with God on a regular than wait till
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  Speaker 1: every time something pop off to have to go to
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  Speaker 1: and reintroduce myself. Okay, it was over at a little
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  Speaker 1: around the board with it today, but that's how it
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  Speaker 1: came to me, so that it is. I ain't mad
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  Speaker 1: at it. Y'all have a great day. We're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: a good one day. Let's go morning everybody. What you're
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  Speaker 1: about to do is to get ready to listen to
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  Speaker 1: the baddest morning show in the land? Am I right? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a little pregnant. Pause. Whoa, I'm not I'm not
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  Speaker 1: the minister. It's this thing on. Let me come on
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  Speaker 1: and it starts. Amen stops up. My pastor say amen,
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  Speaker 1: lights amen, now because you all I listen. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you hear me. Colinbarrell, Amen passed us. My pastor
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  Speaker 1: would say, am I talking to myself? What was it's timey? Here? Well?
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  Speaker 1: Let me come on. I'm in the building over here
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  Speaker 1: with the us. Your board, baby, I'm right here. Touch
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  Speaker 1: three down town. We're down to on our crew. But
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  Speaker 1: the we're gonna make it. Do what to do, baby,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry about it. We got right job right yeah,
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  Speaker 1: bancok morning morning in the morning. I mean, well, you
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  Speaker 1: know Michael Cohen, he's not saying good morning. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he going to the bank for real. Yeah, he's got
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  Speaker 1: to go to the bean. But that's a pretty light sentence,
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  Speaker 1: considering very light. He should have got ten years for
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  Speaker 1: what he did. He could have gotten a lot more.
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  Speaker 1: He got thirty six months. That's three years. Will you
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  Speaker 1: do all of that? That's that's my question that the
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  Speaker 1: old time he's going to do all of that? Really,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that was a federal case though, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was a federal UK can you got you got
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  Speaker 1: negroes in jail doing hard time for having marijuana in
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  Speaker 1: their pockets. Hard train. But white color crime is treated
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  Speaker 1: differently in this country. White and not black, not black
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  Speaker 1: white colorcrime, white white color crime. It's a different We
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  Speaker 1: could get real deep with that. We really, we can
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  Speaker 1: go even deeper than what you did. That white colocrime
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  Speaker 1: is real different than white, white color crime. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well,
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  Speaker 1: the judge did say that Cohen deserved credit for his decision.
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  Speaker 1: You know, to admit to being guilty of cooperating, and
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  Speaker 1: you know he helped out the federal investigation. While yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but your assistance, the judge says, does not wipe the
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  Speaker 1: slate clean because he lived a privileged life. He lived
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  Speaker 1: a very privileged life and everything, and it just caught
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  Speaker 1: up with them. And then when it caught up with them,
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  Speaker 1: he lied about it. And then they were also saying
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  Speaker 1: when when they lie like that, it takes the prosecutor.
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  Speaker 1: It takes Bert Muller's team even longer because all those
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  Speaker 1: lies you gotta get, you still gotta get to the truth.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, it's lies on top of lies, and
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to get through through the truth. That's really
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  Speaker 1: kind of what's taking so long. Whereas Flynn went in
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  Speaker 1: immediately and started telling the truth. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, listen, coming up at thirty two after the hour, inside,
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  Speaker 1: is something funny with all of this cold, snowy, rainy
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  Speaker 1: weather around the country. What foods did your mom make
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  Speaker 1: you when you were sick as a kid? Oh, look,
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  Speaker 1: could my mom cook? We're gonna talk about that when
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  Speaker 1: we come back at thirty two after the hour. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steven Show. All right, guys, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for something funny. From the Northeast to the Carolinas and
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  Speaker 1: the Midwest, the snow and the cold rain. There are
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  Speaker 1: some foods you know that always always remind me of
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  Speaker 1: being sick when I was a kid. I'm sure it
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  Speaker 1: does for you guys too. And the standard, of course
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  Speaker 1: is chicken soup. Right, Yeah, everybody agrees with that. It's something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just something good about that chicken broth and those
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  Speaker 1: veggies and stuff in there. Uh, every mom would make
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  Speaker 1: chicken noodle soup, every mom can I can I say something?
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  Speaker 1: But as a diabetic and most haabetics have to suffer
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  Speaker 1: from half blood pressure, do you know how much sodium
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  Speaker 1: is in chicken soup? It is a lot. But a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people say sodium is good for you when
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  Speaker 1: you yeah, but I mean if it's homemade, it's still
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  Speaker 1: a lot of sodium. I mean, I get the can,
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  Speaker 1: I get the camade, make no homemade. I came out
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  Speaker 1: of red and white cant of top cam Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of sodium. I'll give you that. But they
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  Speaker 1: put the chicken in the pie with the vegets stuff, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that put it all up down in the kitchen. But
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  Speaker 1: she made homemade chicken noodles. My mom made homemade chicken noodles. Group. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: not every single time, but she made it. And every
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  Speaker 1: cook the chicken fall off the bone if you cook. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: And your mom actually cooked noodles to make soups. My mom, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you mean made the noodles or just you know what
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  Speaker 1: she in the package, the egg noodles. Yeah, me neither. Jay,
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  Speaker 1: this is where a bitter man came. Yeah, it is
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  Speaker 1: because he had bad Christmases. We all know that Halloween
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  Speaker 1: he hated. My mama didn't made chicken noodle soup too.
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  Speaker 1: I remember one time we were watching TV. We were
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  Speaker 1: watching Martha Stewart, Oh TV. If Martha Stewart said on
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  Speaker 1: a Mercia when we come back, we're gonna make mayonnaids,
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  Speaker 1: And I remember my mom said, why would she make mayonnaids?
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you when you write I'm with you, would
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  Speaker 1: I do that? That's that was my mom's philosophy on
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  Speaker 1: chicken doodle soup. Make it. Campbell's has done that, But
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  Speaker 1: like Jay said, it's filled with sodium. So yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I got. My mom would take that vicked,
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  Speaker 1: vapor ub and rubbing all of my chest and leave
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  Speaker 1: and then I didn't see hun more. But you put
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  Speaker 1: a little under your nose, right, yeah, you put someone
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  Speaker 1: and then you had to swallow something on the white head.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't understand that. I never understood that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was disgusting. Give your little spoon to take that.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see it anymore. I never saw it again.
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  Speaker 1: Huh you make chili? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't made any chili when you're sick, though, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I have, yeah, because it ain't go but yeah, to
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  Speaker 1: take but the heat from the cayenne pepper that had
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  Speaker 1: helped such a loving house. Oh my god, I'm so
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  Speaker 1: I got all that bitch vapor rub on and a
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  Speaker 1: couple of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, open big container
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  Speaker 1: of grapefruit juice. And I never saw my mama that Well,
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  Speaker 1: if he could eat peanut butter and jell I can
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  Speaker 1: have a chill call Wait comm me wait, how did
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  Speaker 1: you swallow the peanut butter jelly after the VI It
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  Speaker 1: was so hard it was throw left me peanut putting jelly.
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  Speaker 1: You I drank so much of as a kid, But
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  Speaker 1: I could never milk milk, No, not when I was sick,
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  Speaker 1: just period just maybe when I was sick. I don't remember,
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  Speaker 1: but we drank so much milk. I drank. I drank
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  Speaker 1: so much milk. Milk and catch up. Those were the
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  Speaker 1: two things that I remember most. I never had milk.
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  Speaker 1: Even with cereal, we didn't. You don't have cereal? You know?
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  Speaker 1: When I found out cereal with milk? When I we
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  Speaker 1: ain't stopped playing? When? When? When? When I went away
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  Speaker 1: to Dade School to become a tailor, there were guys.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, y'all putting milk on amazing, Not Jake, Jake.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what you get when you get sick.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something you are to take it.
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  Speaker 1: You got a ribbon, a nice cup, a nice cup
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  Speaker 1: of hot dog water, that water after the hot Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you get you a nice cup of that get out
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  Speaker 1: that's not get out, but nice cup of hot dog water.
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  Speaker 1: Do you put you put it, Garnish it with some
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  Speaker 1: lemon right on the edge, just right around the rim.
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  Speaker 1: Put a little you want on that film floating on
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  Speaker 1: the top right disgusting, Take a ween out and cook
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  Speaker 1: it a little more ball. Yeah, didn't even worry about
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  Speaker 1: that meat. Take that out, didn't you say? Your uncle
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  Speaker 1: Steve used to give you that as soup when I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was soup when I was growing up, I did, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it some nice soup. Walking around eat
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  Speaker 1: the hot dog, and here I am with it or
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  Speaker 1: some some hot dog. Well, I thought it was the
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  Speaker 1: best Super acquired. The taste right between Jay's is horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Peanut butter, crunchy peanut. I just love crunchy peanut butter.
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  Speaker 1: That crutch your throat, man, you gotta chew it. You
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  Speaker 1: know you can't just you already have bigs, vapor rub
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  Speaker 1: pushed out, broke you do you have your tonsils out
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  Speaker 1: that Jed? Did you have your tonsils out? Chake Carlo? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I never had my tonsils removed me neither. Coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: it's the King of hot Dog Water and the King
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  Speaker 1: of Pranks. Run that prank back. Right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Stow. Coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, Steve has a special twenty nineteen sand and
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  Speaker 1: Soul announcement for you, and we're gonna tell you um
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  Speaker 1: some of the most Google Search celebrities of the year
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  Speaker 1: who were They will tell you about that. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: right now here he is the king of pranks, the
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  Speaker 1: one and only nephew Tommy would run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got, neph Can you bring me some paper?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody that heard this and leave once in their life?
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  Speaker 1: Can you bring me some papers? Aggressive? But then that's
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  Speaker 1: when you have to be aggressive. If you're sitting there, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: if you and you've been, you know, your lids getting known.
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  Speaker 1: Can you bring me some paper? In the past, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta attitude now anybody did. Yeah, you should have checked
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  Speaker 1: before you went in there. Yeah, can you bring me
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  Speaker 1: some paper? There you go? The baby don't need to
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: be it is. Can you bring me some paper? Hello? Hello,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte, Una,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: this Charlotte. How can I help you? Hey? Listen, um,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm a my speaking with I'm sorry this scotty man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm house sitting for Rita. She y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: she told me she was going outtown. What can I
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: do for you? Brother? I pought y'all down on the way. Man, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the house. Both our houses. Yeah, I think
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: let's see. Yeah, we four houses down. Okay. Now, she
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: loved me a number man loved me, y'all know me,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: and then she loved Miss Darks. No, I try to
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: call Miss Darks but then nobody answer the phone. Yeah
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: she No, I'm in church around this time. Ria said
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: she was gonna be gone for a minute. So you
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: say you down there right right? Right? Then she told
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: me if I got an emergency anything, that I could
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: reach out to y'all and call y'all right, right right, Okay?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Are you are you busy right now? Man? Well? Actually,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: and got some meat on the grill. But other than that,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: you know, okay, I mean you you are you able
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: to help me out with something right quick? Or you
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  Speaker 1: got you got time for that? Well, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's something I
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: can help you with, I you know, I don't mind
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: coming down there and and uh showing you doing whatever
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie, would
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: you out to have any paper, man, any paper? Yeah?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to No, no, no, no, no, no,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: no no news play let me some paper. You got
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: some paper? What notebook paper? No? See man, listen, Charlie,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I like I said, Man, my name is Scotty. Man.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I know you don't know. Men, I didn't got myself
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: in little situation here down here, read a house man,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: and I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation. I actually
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I'm in the bathroom man, and it ain't no paper
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: in here. Dog. So you're saying you want me to
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: bring you some toilet paper. I mean, if you're on mind,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting in my legs, ain't got none. I can
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: feel my my my whole little body. Man, from butt down,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I can't feel nothing, man, my feet, everything, and went
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: to sleep on me. Hold up, bab This dude down
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: here and read a house saying he wants me to
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: bring his paper because he didn't got numbed sitting on
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: the truck. Man. Look at here, bro, I'm in the
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: middle of cooking. I wish I could help you, but
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, I can't tell you about four
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: hours of doctor and you should run down here right quickly.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I'm in the back door. I have to say, Man,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I understand all that you're saying. But like I said,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking for my wife. We're
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: having a little special occasion because our kids and stuff going,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: and I can't to leave her like that just to
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: come bring you know paper. Now, what I can't tell
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: you to do is if Rieda got one of them
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: toils or something down. Man, I'm not using nobody town like.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but lower your voice. Man.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: You called him me to help you, and you acting
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: like I called you to not have no guys, you
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: half take the bath all I'm asking for just and
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: they're gonna take no more for two three minute run
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: down here right quick and bringing the paper, man, and
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: then you get on back to your donner. Well, what
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: you was saying, like what you need to do? Bro?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: You said you had emergers. I thought the house of
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: the dogs had got out of you had locked yourself
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: out the house. But I'm not gonnam down there and
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: bring you know paper because that don't sound like emergencies.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: That sounds like some personal And furthermore, you're in the bathroom,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: just jump cut your clones getting the shower on white,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: so I'm not finding dog. That's like I said, I'm
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: numb right now, man, I need some help. It's over.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: So you want me to come down, then bring you
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: some tilet papers and pick your number. You can't get
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: up out the tarlet. If I want to help you,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: then that's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: an emergency. Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: that don't sound like the emergency. Seem like a little
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: quick fix to get your drawings and in white your
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: drawn told them way go get you some mos. I mean,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to walk full houses down there to
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: bring you some tilet papers. Your legs now, I'm high.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: How are you gonna get up and open the gate?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: The backdoor is open. All you gotta do is come
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: in here and reaching him and pass me a roll
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: of paper. Man, That's all I'm asking you to do,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Miss Charlotte, I understand that. But I'm not going to
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: come down and bring you know paper. I'm not saying
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: to bring you bring me some paper down here? Man,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: your man say, Man, who the hell you thank you?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Hiling that you need me? I don't need you? Well,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: won't you to do something? Man? You see, I'm sitting
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: in a situation. The reader left y'all number that y'alla
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: helped me while I'm down your house watching man just
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: chis crazy? Baby, man, what wrong with you? You're gonna
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: call me asking me to bring you some newspaper. I
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: told you that I was in the middle of fixing
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: me and my wife from dinner and you come calling
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: me talking about some paper man. I don't want to
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: hear no about. And I ain't coming down there to
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: bring you know paper man. Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: this paper man? Man? Look like I told you before,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I ain't going to bring you know paper down there.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: We don't wait no on this street like hold on, man,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I can't just you can't just leave me here and
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I'm numb like this, but to come bring no brown man,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: no toilet paper because he is responsible when he going
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: into the restroom and sound like a personal problem. You
• 27:49
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• 27:51
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• 27:54
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  Speaker 1: President Trump's former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen was sentenced
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: to three years in prison yesterday, but he besides federal prison,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Cohen was also ordered to pay one point for million
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: dollars in restitution. Michael Cohen pled guilty to financial crimes
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: campaign finance violations, lying to the Congress about negotiations aimed
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: at building a Trump tower in Moscow. Some other things.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: The campaign finance offenses involved payments to two women who
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: said they had affairs with Donald Trump before he was president.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Cohen told the judge that he made those payments at
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: the direction of mister Trump, and Cohen says he actually
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: saw his job as covering up what he described as
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Trump's dirty deeds. Cohen's to report to jail in March.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: The Republican dominated the US Senate confirmed a White House
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Senate aide this week named Jonathan Cobs for a lifetime
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: position on the Federal Appeals Court. That's despite the fact
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: the American Bar Association says he's unqualified. Cops has been
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: an ad to South Carolina Republican Senator Mike Rounds. The
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: vote was fifty fifty. The tie was broken by Vice
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: President Pence. They may not be a representative from North
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Carolina's ninth district when the new Congress convenes next month.
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  Speaker 1: That's because a new election night may have to be
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: held because the allegations of fraud and proper conduct in
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: North Carolina. Right now, the unofficial tally shows Republican Mark
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Harris leading to Democrat Damacrity by about nine hundred five votes. However,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: investigators are looking into whether a Republican operative illegally collected
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: and tampered with absentee ballots. A man came forward this
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: week with a signed affidavis saying that he saw a
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: political operative working for the GOP named McCray Dallas with
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: eight hundred absentee ballots in his possession before the election.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's illegal, and North Carolina is to turn
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  Speaker 1: in just one absentee ballot if it's not yours. In addition,
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• 35:16
  Speaker 1: North Carolina also before election day in at least one precinct.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: So rights groups issuing a suburb of Washington d C
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Prince George's County, Maryland and its police chief on behalf
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: of several current and former black and Hispanic police officers.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: The pseud accusers police officials and Chief Henry Stowinski of
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: condoni racist and abusive behavior by white cops and retaliating
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: against black and brown officers when they complained about it.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: The lawsuit says that white cops in Prince George's County
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  Speaker 1: use racist slurs, they circulate racist text that express things
• 35:48
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  Speaker 1: black face in an Afro wig on a training dummy,
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  Speaker 1: since his appointment to the job to years ago. By
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: the way, Prince George's County is the east of washingtondc.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: It's sixty four percent black, only about twenty four percent white.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: The administration resuming its effort to deport previously protected Vietnamese immigrants.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Many of the immigrants of question have lived in the
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: US for decades, having fled Vietnam during the war. And finally,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Clutch the Pearls Research of the University of New Zealand
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• 36:33
  Speaker 1: back to the Steve Harvey boarding show. You're listening to show,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: all right? In political news, guys, I'm sure you guys
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: have been watching this. Former Trump attorney Michael Cohen was
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: sentenced yesterday to three years in prison for campaign and
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: tax crimes. Cohen said that the president tweeted that he
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: was weak, and it was correct, but for a much
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: different reason. Cohen said he felt like it was his
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: duty to cover up the president's dirty deeds time and
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: time again. Wow, such liars. They just lied. You think
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Trump put that's probably put some money on his books
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: or anything. Was getting paid to do everything he did.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like an honorary duty. It was scamming the country. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then directly, uh, responsible for all the stuff that's
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: happening now. Because I had not they lied, Trump wouldn't
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: have been in there and we wouldn't be in the
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: situation when Yeah, you know, I agree with that, but
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I still say that I think he was telling There
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: is some truth in that about him feeling like it
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: was his duty to cover up the president's dirty because loyal. Yeah,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: he was loyal to the president and this and the
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: president was paying him. So you're right about that part, Jay,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: But that wasn't that was his job to do. It's
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: it's he was the President's Ray Donovan everything. He was
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: no Ray Donovan goes in the kid, but this day
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: was just writing shacks. We don't know if he wasn't
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: kicking blood. He may have been kicking blood. Well we're
• 38:06
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• 38:08
  Speaker 1: a minute. Yeah, no, you're right, say that again, Carla,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: because you're right he was threatening. I think he was
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: threatening people and threatening to do things to people and
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: to destroy your lives, lives and reputation. Well, you know,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: absolutely right. And the Michael Cohen that you're hearing that
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: in that courtroom is not the one you hear on
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: the phone making those threats, right, the crying Michael Cohen. Yeah,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, yeah, the day of reckoning has come.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Of course, you know he doesn't want to do any
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: prison time. He could have gotten a lot more. I
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  Speaker 1: You can't. Yeah, yeah, you get your butts with you.
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  Speaker 1: Donna bring the brown bag back because late on that night,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: late on that night, that same bag, my mama fried
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: chicken in that bag. That's what he sees it. Boyd.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Put that put that flower in there, Put that chicken
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: in the shake that chicken in there. Uh yeah, that
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: bag missed that brown paper bag. We we it was
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: for lunch. We ny grimy, little hands on it. Pull
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: out of sandwich. You got flower all over your set?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: What are we doing? We're doing We're doing what it was.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: But it was also you for something else, basically what
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: it was, and well what else we could use it
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: for in our house. You could not throw away an
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: empty jar that was that if you found one that
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: had a handle on it, mimium. Sometimes you go to
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: the man, that's a set of glasses. What are you doing? Yes, yes,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: a mason jow a Mason jow. Okay, jake, an empty
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: can of peanut butter, right right, once you get to
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: the end, you get that and you clean it out.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Get all that other residue a peanut butter, get that out,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: and now that sits proudly on the stove, and it
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: holds old grease. That's what that donut. Your peanut butter
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: came in A can can come in. It's a glass
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: jaw k, but it holds greasing. Okay, you put that
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: on the stove, and that's the chicken grease. And the
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: bad trees they can with the answer your content. Of
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: course you don't call They don't make peanut butter containers
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: like they used to the plastic now okay, but the
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: coffee what about the coffee cans too? Yeah? Now cause
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I just say this, please do not make a mistake
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: and fry your chicken in the fish grease. I'm just
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: don't get those cans mixed up. But some people sometimes,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: but it's actually good. I call it. I call it
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: chicken fish. It's really good. If you make a mistakes,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: sometimes you'd be surprised when you come up with it's
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: really good. Really, I'm surprised they don't sell it in
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: the store. Chicken chicken, Oh my god. One more? Come on,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: come on, all got those relatives that come over to
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: the house with a walker when I'm making fun of
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: the walk up? Well, why the tennis boss? They don't
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: even play tennis from. Where did they get them from?
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: You know, I never asked why they put those on there.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Did they give them more ability or oh okay, all right,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: all right, one more, one more before we get out
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: of here. Come on, one time, man, These people with
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: these babies strollers. Once the baby get bigger, okay, what's
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: the baby get bigger? Hurry? The strollers should not be
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: for groceries. You know what I'm saying. I like it convenience.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: That's not creative. That is very creative. All right, keep
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• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Now up next, it is a King of Pranks with
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: the Prank phone call. Right after this. You're listening Steve Show,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: can't you there? I'm right here, and what's going on?
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: All right? Well, listen. Coming up at the top of
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: the hour, about four minutes after it is today's Strawberry Letter.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I've got a good one for you today. Subject can't
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: dam and paying good money to get it in, so
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: disappointed you better get that in Jay. The subject to
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: the subject is I've been with a few of his buddies. Whoa.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: That is the subject of strawberry letter. But right now
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here, the King of Pranks with today's
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got, King of Pranks? I'm
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: about to turn your lights off. Not right before Christmas.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Everybody on here then got their lights turned off one
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: time or another. Yeah, I'm about to turn your lights off.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Running net just random, just listen, take a list. Hello, Hello,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to find Gerard. Please get us. Hey, Gerard,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: how are you doing? This is uh Mason Man. I'm
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: the guy that turns the lights on and off if
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: you haven't paid your bill, and I'm hoping here at
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: your house. I actually getting ready to turn the lights off,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: but I'm trying to. Uh. It's a courtesy car we're
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: supposed to give. If people can pay their bill before
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: we turn them off, then we can collect and we
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: keep moving. He said, you said, who are you? Who
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: are you again? Exactly? You said you got to do
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: what I'm getting ready to turn the lights off because
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: the bill hasn't been paid. I'm getting ready to turn
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: the power off. Are you here at the house. No,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I'm at work. Okay, Well, listen, is there anyone at
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: the house that can make a payment? Make a payment?
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: The payment right now that I have is two hundred
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: and twenty one dollars and thirty six cents. Is that
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: right for what the lesson? For the electric bill? You're sir? No, no, sir, no, sir, no, no,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: there's nobody at the house, and I don't think I
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: owe that much. Well, that's what I have right now,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: two hundred and twenty one dollars and thirty six cents.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: See my wife, she already paid that sick. Okay, well,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: they don't have a record of that. I'm in your
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: driveway right now. I'm getting ready to turn this thing
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: off until the payment has been made. We'll see that, sir.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: As nobody home right now? Okay? Well, if no one
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: is here, then I have to follow through and continue
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: and go ahead and turn the power off until everything
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: is rectified. Oh, oh, you and my driveway, I mean
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: your driveway, sir? Is there anyone here? How far are
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: you from here? I'm at work. I can't get off
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: right now. But you gotta get out my driveway. No, no, sir,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to leave the driveway until
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I actually turned the power off. Can't travel my power off.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I got food in the frigerator to my kid. Got
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: fifty you know, come home, man. What do you mean
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: you got fished? What does that mean? I can be
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: there in thirty minutes. Give you the cash right now.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: What what do you mean when you say you got fish?
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: This this tank? Oh, fish tank? You have a fish tank? Okay, well, sir,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I understand that. But I'll be there in thirty minute.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: You stay right there, don't touch nothing, okay, So I can't.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I can't be here thirty minutes. I can't wait that long.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Thirty minutes. I'll be there with cash and I'll pay
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: you with a two hundred. What we don't we don't
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: accept cash, sir. We're gonna need a money or I'll
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: have time. I'll be there with the cash thirty minutes.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I can't take cash. Are you listening to me, sir?
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? I'm listening to you. I
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: can't take cash. I need a money order. I'll beat
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: the thirty minutes. Okay, sir, I have to cut I
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: have to turn your power off if you're not here.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I give everybody ten minutes, ten minutes where they can
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: pay it or we can actually turn it off. Now,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: you tell me what you want me to do. I'm
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: call my wife real quick, ir, real quick. So I
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: don't have time to call you. I don't. I don't
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: have time for that. First of all, sir, I'll get
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: me upset. I'll wipe the mess up bills, okay. First
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: of all, okay, okay. If she doesn't mess up bills,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: then what the hell is going on? I don't know.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I'm a car huck straight Okay, okay, well, sir, I
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: don't have a real quick tide. What we have to
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: do right now is I have to do this. I
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: have to do to turn your power off. You get
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: it turned off now, listen. I can come back and
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: turn this thing right back on next week. It's be
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: one hundred fifty dollars him reconnect. First of all, you
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: get me to get the out of my yard. First
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: of all, so I tall, y'all. I'm here because I'm
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: supposed to be here. I'm here because you haven't paid.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I'm plays. I'm gonna call my wife to look at
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: this right now. I'm here because you haven't paid your bill.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I paid my bill. My wife paid my bill. Well,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: how do you even know she paid it? Because you
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: don't know what? Damn you don't know anything. Hold up, sir,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: trust me, a white paid the bill. It's my stick
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: in your system. Get out of my yard. Now are
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: you at Avenue? Yeah, that's correct, But I'm in I'm
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: in there that I'm in the right place, sir, And
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: you haven't paid your bill, and I've been ordered to
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: turn it off. I'll tell you what, tell you what
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: tell her I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be there thirty minutes.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I love that. I'm not gonna be in thirty minutes. Okay,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: you about you? Are you listening? I'm turning this off
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: in the next five minutes. Not touch my A wife
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: paid the bill. Leave my lesson one huns and paid
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: the bill. Now, maybe your wife is out lallygagging doing
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: something else. Who whoo whoa who hoo ho hole. First
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: of all, you keep keep out of this all right, Okay,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: you don't want it brought in. I doesn't want to
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: keep telling me what she has done what she has done. Lesson, listen,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: keep my hey, that's why I draw the line. I'll
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: be there thirty minutes. Me and you could talk. I'm
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: gonna continue to go back and forth with you. So
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I don't have thirty minutes. I got ten minutes, you
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: understand me. I gotta I'm gonna leave right now. I'm
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: gonna getting the call right now. Okay, I'll be there
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes. So I don't have thirty minutes. I'm turning
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: it off. You can call downtown and get headquarters to
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: turn it back on and we'll come back out here.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: And it's a reconnect it for a hundred and fifty dollars,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: So I gotta come up with three hundred. Oh hell,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: your biddle is two hundred and something dollars, and that's
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: gonna be on fifty doll to reconnect. Fire no hero,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: no that hey, I'll get had in ten minutes. Just okay, Well, sir,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: and I've told you before, you have five minutes to
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: get here. No, listen, listen, listen, Let me call my
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: neighbor real quickly. Oh hold, let me call hold up,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: let me call. I don't have time for you to
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: click over and call other people. Sir, is there somebody
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: that can give me a money order? Right now? Yeah? Yeah,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: right now? Get your money order in five minutes. Okay, Now,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: who's gonna do that. I don't know how I called
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: my wife. I told you your wife is the reason
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: why you're in this situation. I'm gonna report you to
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: your STUDI you gonna mean when I'm out doing my job,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: you should report your wife for not doing what she
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: supposed I'm doing. Let's let's care what you say. If
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: do you want your lights on off when you get here?
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: I want my lights hold your lights are getting turned
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: off in the next two minutes because your wife didn't
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: pay the damn bill. I don't tell you. Excuse me,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I don't tell you. Listen, keep my wife's name. I
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: was your mouth. I'll tell you what you know what
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: my supervisor would tell you. I don't know what would
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: tell me you that you have been talking to nephew
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the sea Harby more to show you just
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: got bright man. I was on my wedding. Your co
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: worker got Joseph. He got you. I'm gonna get into man.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Don't do no more that man you had me. Hey,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, man, what
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land? Come on, man,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Moran Show. But Nephew, Tommy, Oh, that's a
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: bad feeling, you know that? That that that that made
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: me feel good right there. For some reason, I don't know.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I get adrenaline in my run out through me when
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I get somebody in a row. These people's running pressure
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: up like that. You gotta get people in an up row,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: my grand that he was calling an up row. Y'all
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: in an up row. December twenty eight, Baby the Nephew
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: is coming to Columbus, Georgia at the Civic Center. Me earthquake,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Oh don DC Curry. The list goes on and on.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it. We will be in
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: the house. Tickets are on sale right now, Washington, d C.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: December twenty night, Its Stars studded, Little Duval, Red Grant,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Country Wayne Earthquake again, Me Again, Tony Robertson Joe Class
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: two shows seven o'clock and ten o'clock at Constitution Hall
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: in Washington, D C. And Last, but not least, It's Houston, Texas.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: It's My Home. December thirty, First New Year's Eve Night, Baby.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: It's the New Year's Eve comedy jam d L. Hughley
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: as Jay Cedric, the Entertaining and hosted by yours truly nephew, Timmy.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Tickets on sale right now Smart Financial Center. Okay, one
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: more time. Where'd your granddad say? Time? All in an
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: up row? For he ain't got in an up roll?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: You got yourself boy? Thank you neview. Up next, it's
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: a Strawberry letter coming up. Subject I've been with a
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: few of his buddies. Well, we'll get into that right
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: All right, it is time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: If you need advice and relationships on dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve harveysm
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air like we're gonna
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: read this one right after Tommy says it. Buckle up
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: it is Strawberry letter. Thank you, nephew. This could be
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: your letter. Subject I've been with a few of his buddies.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley I am a twenty nine year old
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: female and I've been dating a forty year old guy
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: for a year. I am madly in love with him,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: and I believe he's my soul mate, but I'm afraid
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: my past won't let us last. You see, right before
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: I met my man, I was seeing another guy and
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: we had sex one time. It happened only one time,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: and he stopped calling me after that. Two months later,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I met my current boyfriend and we hit it off immediately.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: We had great conversation, in great sexual chemistry, and a
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: lot of other stuff in common despite the age difference.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Early on, he asked me about my past lovers and
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: one in particular that he used to play basketball with.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: It was a guy that I dated before I met him.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I told my boyfriend that I know the guy, but
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I never had sex with him. Yes, I lied to
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: the man that I consider my soul mate. Fast forward
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: to a couple of weeks ago, when my man came
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: over to my house after leaving the gym. He told
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: me that he ran into his buddy, the same guy
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I messed around with and lied about. This guy told
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: my man that we did have sex, So I had
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: to come clean and apologize for lying. My boyfriend then
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: said that he knows several other guys that I've slept with,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: that I've had sex with, but he doesn't hold it
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: against me because I was younger and care free at
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: the time. So much for living in a small town
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: and trying to keep a low profile. He said that
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: he still loves me, but he can't get past the
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: fact that I lied, and it makes it harder for
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: him to trust me. I feel like he looks at
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: me differently now. I love this man and he says
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: he loves me, But can he really leave my past
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: in the past. Do you think this will be an
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: issue forever? Well, you know, you never know it might be.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: These are the kind of double standards I hate right here,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: when you know just because you have a past, someone
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: holds it against you. Right now, everyone has a past.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Every single person has a past. Period. You live in
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: a small town, chances are you know people are going
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: to know each other if it's that small of a town.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: But I say, your past is your past. You got
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: to own it. If it's your past, it's who you are.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Don't let anyone make you feel a certain way because
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: you do have a past, Like I said, everyone has
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: a past, and guess what, you don't have to tell everything.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: You do not have to tell everything. And what I
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: also advise you to do. Just because you meet someone,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: you know, it's a small town. You gotta you know,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: you gotta be careful. You just can't jump into bed.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: You know, you said this guy, you guys had great
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: conversation and great sexual chemistry. Hold off on that for
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: a little while, you know. And these guys that keep
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: running their mouths about the fact that they've been with you,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: either they're they're telling too much or your guy is
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: lying to you trying to get you to tell the truth.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: You know, everybody again, has a past. Don't make your
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: let your past define your future and who you are today.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: If he loves you, he loves you. Some guys can't
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: get ask these things though, So if you want to
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: be with him, you're gonna have to stop talking. You're
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: gonna have to leave your past in the path. All right, Jay, Okay,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: shut up. Let me just say this about that girl
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: in the past. I would get all in the uproar
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: when let me saying. Let me say, I would get
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: all up up rob if I was with somebody and
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: they had been with somebody else that was in the past.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: But when you reach this age here, you have to assume, Yeah,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: you can't get all up in your feelings about who
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: somebody else. First of all, I'm just so happy somebody
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: wants to be with me, So the fact that they've
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: been with somebody else, I don't even want to ask
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: that question, because suppose there's a lot of people, and
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: then it's a long list that we wasting time with
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: her going through the list. We don't get to do
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: what we were supposed to do. And I don't feel
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: a damn sleep because she it was deally Tommy. You
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: don't forget your wrong watch man that I was drunk, Cynthia,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: But we don't talk about that, you know, So I
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: could care less. I'm just so happy you want to
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: be with me. I could care less who you've been
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  Speaker 1: with at all. Like a mature man, right, bro, what
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: you can cure? Mature man? All right? Come on, you
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  Speaker 1: can't be You can't be in a small town doing
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  Speaker 1: big things with everybody. And that is what we have here.
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  Speaker 1: I think here's the problem, and I don't It's something
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  Speaker 1: about a man. Once a man finds out that you
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: have been with one of his boys. Yeah, he cannot
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: get that out of his head. It's not going to
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: leave whatever you think you all are going to have.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you it's gonna come to an end because
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  Speaker 1: that man can't sleep at night knowing that that's the truth,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: that's from a real man giving it to you straight.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: I can't sleep with it. I can't digest it, and
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: most men can't. Now, Jay, when you say when you
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: get a little older, might be all right with it,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: I promise you if you think this man gonna marry
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: you after he know that, it's not gonna happen. Not
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: going to happen because it was his buddy. It's his buddy.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: He knows him. And you lie. Now, he don't know
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: what else you don't lie about? Now, how many more
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: you're buddy? Yeah, So let me get this straight. You're
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: upset because she lied. That's part of it, because because men,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: especially on this show, they live by the creed of lying.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: So I'm shocked that I was show now, sir, I'm
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: so shocked that you're upseted she lied. Well, surely it's
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: like this. I don't think it's gonna work no matter
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: either way, because if she, if she told the truth,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: it's still his boy. Huh. If you're lying, you find
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: out it's still his boy. And he knows you've been
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: with my boy. So it's just something about the man.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: He just he just don't He don't want to be
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: with a girl that's been with his boy. That's what
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: that's most men, that's I know. He don't want to
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: be with his boys no more either. He lose he
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: lost the boy. And now they're gonna be back down
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: to the hooping, trust me. So they're gonna be back
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: down that hooper because her he didn't know her then,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: but his boy, his boy was his boy came to
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: him said, hey, man, I got it, gonna take it
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: has happened between her and I. Well, what is he
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: telling that for? Though? You know that that's just whacked
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: to me? What is he telling her that? That's so
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: you tell we gotta go hold on. We'll be back.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: We got part Oh, yes we will. We'll have part
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: two of our response coming up at twenty three after
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: the hour. You're listening to show, all right, today's Strawberry letter. Subject.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: I've been with a few of his buddies, that is
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: the subject. And so yeah. I mean that's the title
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: of it. All right. Listen, we gotta recap this letter first.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Let's recap yeah, Tommy Okay. A twenty nine year old
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  Speaker 1: woman wrote in she's dating a forty year old guy.
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  Speaker 1: They've been together for about a year. She's madly in
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: love with him. She thinks he's her soul mate. She's afraid, though,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: that her past won't let them last. She says she
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  Speaker 1: lives in a small town and she was seeing before
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  Speaker 1: she met her current man. She was seeing another guy
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  Speaker 1: and they had sex just one time. It only happened
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: one time, they stopped. They stopped seeing each other after that.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Two months later she met her current boyfriend. They hit
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: it off immediately, had great conversation, rate, sexual chemistry, a
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: lot of other stuff in common despite the age difference,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: so they're together now. Early on her guy asked her
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: um about her past lovers, and one in particular that
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: he used to play basketball with. See. I think this subject,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: by the way, is misleading, because she says I've been
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: with a few of his buddies, but in the letters
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: she's only talking about one in particular, But then that
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: means they're more He ran it. Well, Yeah, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your past won't let you last because up your ass. Okay,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: that's a gospel playing. I'm just saying. Now, Okay, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: let's talk. Let's talk small town. Okay, yeah, how small
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Let's talk Let's talk Mayberry. All right, let's talk maybe Barney. Okay, now, now,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: can can Barney meets somebody? And and and and this
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: is an old old pitchers they have the people don't
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking? How can I bring this up
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: to date? Power? Power? Can ghosts? Can ghost get hooked
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: up with somebody that Tommy used to be with? And
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Tommy got to tell Ghosts. Hey, hey, dude, I gotta
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: tell you me and how I used to kick you
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: back in the day. You gotta say something, right, So
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: let me ask no question a little different because Tommy
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: and Ghosts are besties. Huh what? Yeah? And New York
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: is a big city. Powers that hang out in the
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: same club. You want the same circle of friends. They
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: play basketball together, they do poot power in Austin, tex
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  Speaker 1: And what is a few? What is a few? We're
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: talking to three? Two? It's always been three to me,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: three or more? Three or more is a few? Yeah? Well,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: she there's a man code, and then there's an old
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Man code, which all different. What because in the Man code.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: In the old Man code, you don't get in an
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: uproll because most of them, dude might be dead anyway,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: so you ain't gonna work. No, I just think that thinking,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: you know, it is just archaic. I just really do.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Everyone has a past, lives, everyone has She is where
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: she lives. I mean, that's what happens. Where she just
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: happens to be in a small town is not town.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: She didn't say she slept with the whole town. But
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: she didn't slept slept with a few of his friends.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: It's a small town. Then she needs to find somebody
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: that ain't got no Freddy, how are you going to
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  Speaker 1: do that in a small town, Tommy? But go to
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  Speaker 1: another town. Go to there's another There's got to be
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: another smaller town close to that small You need to
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: move time, go out, just love. Come on you, guys, No,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: you have tainted. This tainted. This is a this is
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: a double standard. The guys are sleeping around too. Come on, guys, Okay,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: but guys, they can't get past it. Yeah, that's what
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Call him. I'm being honest. Men cannot get
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: past that you've been with somebody they know or their friends.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: It's hard for me to get past it. Yeah yeah,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: and they play ball with you got to see him
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: all the time. I'm trying to see if it were me,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: if women can we get past if a guy slept
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: with some of our girlfriends let me see m No, no,
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  Speaker 1: especially if she's cut in me, especially if especially if
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: she's banging her body. I know, you, Chiquan, what Oh no,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: I think I think as you like, yeah, as you're mature,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I think maybe those things aren't as important, you know,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: as they once were. Who you slept not a woman
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: who you see all the time. So yeah, see that's
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: the thing too. This is a man that he sees
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: all the time. So you think about it. Woman you
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: see all the time, got with your man? Okay? What
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: about Okay, then what about a guy who um is
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: you know this happens. Guys loves fall in love with strippers,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: fall in love with hookers, all that kind of stuff.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: They have passed. I had to say, hookers whatever, whatever,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: the prostitutes they say world girls. Okay, that's different though,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, but it's kind of the same. They
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: have a past. You don't see the guys, but she's
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: still been with a lot of guys. It's just because
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: the fact that these are his buddies. That's the problem.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: That's what you're saying. That's the problem. That's what I think.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: It's the mayor. Yeah, that's what the problem is. And Temmy,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: you made it seem like he was upset at the
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: fact that she lied. Now is it that she lied
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: or that she was with a few of his buddies.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: It's both both of them. Yes, because you need to
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: get on megabus and go to the next time. No, no, no,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: just take a trip. Just take a trip, go go
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: see if maybe you can live in the next time.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe don't nobody know you did. But knowing this girl,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: but can she get to the niche time, she wouldn't
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: have had shits with it. But that's what this is,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: who she is, this is her life. And that's what
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Just because I said that earlier, just when
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: you meet guys, stop jumping in bed with them just
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: because you guys have great sexual chemistry and everything. You
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: can't do that, you know. That's what she said. Yeah,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: that's what she said. We have great conversation, great sexual chemistry,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: slow down down your past up. But your past is
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: your past. You still need to own your past. Don't
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: don't spread yourself to think we can't say that anything.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, we gotta get out of here. Guys,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: email us or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Letter At Steve Harvey FM. We'll have more of the
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: show coming up at the top of the hour. Carlo's
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: gonna spill the tea with Carlo's reality update, and I
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: believe she's going to talk about someone on this sum
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: crew who has a show on own. We'll talk about
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: that ready if we're ready, If we're ready for that.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: But before we get to that, guys, listen to this. Um.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Just think for a moment. Can you imagine a world
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: without the Ellen Degenerous Show. It seems like she's been
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: on forever, right. I would miss I know, I would
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: miss her so much. It's Tommy thinks that's his girlfriend. Okay,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: so how much I have He really loves him from Ellen? Well,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: it is hard to picture in Ellen Let's existence, but
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: he loves her differently Carla than we do. Okay, it's
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: hard to picture in Ellen less existence, but it might
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: be happening sooner than you think. According to a new
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: interview with The New York Times, Ellen Degeneress is considering
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: retiring from her insanely popular daytime talk show Okay yeah,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: contract for a show is up in twenty twenty. Ellen
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: is taking all of her options into consideration. She spoke
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: about seeking advice from her wife. We all know Porsche
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: d Rossi as well as her brother. Ellen has a
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: brother named Vance Degeneras, and she's been, you know, conferring
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: with both of them on her next career move. The
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: only problem is they have two totally different ideas on
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: what Ellen should do coming up. Porsche, her wife, thinks
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: that Ellen is ready for new challenge, while Vans, her brother,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: thinks that Ellen should keep going with her talk show.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Ellen says she gets mad when my brother tells me
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: I can't stop talking about Porsche, and Ellen says I, Well,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Porsche says, I just think Ellen is a brilliant actress
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: and stand up that it doesn't have to be this
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: talk show for her creativity. That's what Porsche said. There
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: are other things she could tackle I don't see the
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: end of her show as her career ending. Now, Ellen
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: does have a stand up coming out on Netflix special,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: so yeah, her special. Yeah, I think it's called relatable,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: I think but anyway, you know, No, we don't want
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Ellen to leave. We do not. Yeah, yeah, we just
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: have to wait and see, though. We got a couple
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: more years for that. Shoots Kathy Lee. We're just getting
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: over that. Kathy Lee just announced earlier this week that
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: she's leaving the Today Show. So come on, take all
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: these white women leaving TV. You might need a Yeah,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: it's a lot to take it for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: so you never know. I mean, we have her for
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: at least another year or so before Ellen makes a
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: decision another white lady leaves TV. I don't know what
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna and don't forget you know, Ellen has her
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: hands and so many other things. She's one of the
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: producers of Steve's hit show, Little Big Shots. Okay, so yeah,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: so there is speaking of that Little Big Shots. Christmas
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Special is tonight on NBC, hosted by our fearless leader
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: of course, Steve Harvey. So make sure, yeah you make
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: time for that. Check that out. Yeah, I love Steve
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: with the kids. So yeah, Ellen, don't go, don't go
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: yet at least man, let me tell you someone, Ellen,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: get out there and get the dancing. Boy. You can't
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: do nothing but have a feel good day. And now
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: and now she lets twitch her dj do it. And
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: boy can he dance for that? Boy? Whoa he can dance? Yeah?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: I love the prizes in the contest. Yea too. Gives
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: a show, right, it's so full of love and fun
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: and she and she gives away so much money. She
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: does so much good. And then her twelve Days of Christmas,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: oh mg, off the chain. Nice and she doesn't mind
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: making fun of herself for the joke, right right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. And I love how she ends every show.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: This touches my heart every time she says it. Be
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: kind to one another. We don't have that enough. We
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: don't hear that enough, and we're not kind a lot
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: of time. Huh, the White House, be kind to one another?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: White House. Oh no, they're not listening. Ja. Cohen's about
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: to go away for three years. Yeah, three years. Yeah,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: he's gonna be real can yeah you can have it,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: but stay go. Yeah, we understand, Ellen, but we want
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: you to stay. But we we certainly get it. We
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: certainly get it. Yeah, I'm no, he doesn't have her now,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: he doesn't even know her. Remember she was his big
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: ugly index finger on his phone, like, open it up?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Is he a face? ID? He was good by the
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: way he was on Ellen earlier this week. He was
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: so funny this week. It was really funny this week. Yeah,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: he was did No, No, she didn't, And I think
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: he was prepared for it. See, she likes to catch
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: you off guard if you go in thinking that she's
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: scare you. Oh my god, Yeah she scares everyone. Yes, yes,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: yeah she does. But now is the game show up
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: that she's doing? Oh? Game of Games? I think that
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: comes back in January. That's funny. Have you seen it? Yeah,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: it comes in January along with The Rock. The Rock
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: has a new show that's something about the Titans or something.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: He is a new um like one of those physical Yeah,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: one of those things. Yeah, I didn't get I didn't
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: make the cut on that one. Oh you were supposed
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: to do an obstacle. You were supposed to do one
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: of those fitness type of shows. Day, Yeah, I didn't
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: make competitive fitness? Am I the only one in here
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: that doesn't believe a word of what he just said. No, No,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: you're not alone you and I don't care. Why so hard? No,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: I don't care how convincingly he said it. I'm not
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: buying it. I'm not buying it. You want to do it?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: He didn't know he did? That was bad acting? Yeah,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: come on? Is the writer of a bad acting theater.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: I was supposed to be on that show with the Rock,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: and in fact, I was supposed to have the rock slot.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: That was gonna be me. I was gonna be that. Okay, wait, okay, okay, okay,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: I'll bite, I'll bite. Where are you, Jane? Really? Yeah? Okay,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: I can see how they picked you. Yeah, I know
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: the Rock took less money. And then I said, well,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: I can't do it for that. I can't not mean
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Oh that's why you stopped. Oh okay, Yeah, gotta get
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: your money, honey. Now, can't have you a hunk like
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: you for free? Yeah, Rocks, I got the lacrick. All right, guys,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: here we go. Coming up. Coming up next at the
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, it's Carla's Reality uptake. Right after this,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: you're listening Stry Morning Show, Lazy and Gentlemen, get ready,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: she is here, the one and only. It's that time
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Carlo's Reality. Love it, nephew, I love that intro. Thank
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: you very much and thank you Jane from all who.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get started crew, Real Housewives of Atlanta.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: So let me tell you this. Candy is really getting
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: on Porsche's nerves. Hen It feels like she has to
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: give Porsche, I don't know, like her head's up on
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: the fact that her new man, Porsche's new man, Dennis,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: like he falls hard for women that he has been
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: involved with. So that's the information that Candy kind of
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: wants to tell her girlfriend, Porsche, you know, be careful,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: heads up, you know, and Porsche could care less. Yeah,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: she has made it perfect once you say it once,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: you ain't gotta keep saying city. But well she's even
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: involved in that. Well that's the thing that's Porsche's point,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: you know, because we talked about this last week, because
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Porsche was like, because clearly, Candy don't want you to
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: say nothing about Todd, so don't come over here with
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: this situation. And like I said, right in the words,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: that ain't mama, But Porsche said, her man, her new man,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: treats her like a queen and she is in love
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: and that is that now. Porsche did bring the conversation
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: that she and Candy had up to her new man, Dennis,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: and he was like whatever, he said, we all have
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: a past and we just talked about that in the
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter last Hour. And he basically told Portia I
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: know some people that Candy knows too. And she had
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: a pass before Todd oh uncle at Glasshouses. Hello. So
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Dennis said, I ain't trying to be messy, and that's
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: that's unimportant. I knew what you mean. That's unimportant right now.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: But Portia, she also went on the head. You know,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: they were talking, I was having the conversation and it
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: was his birthday and she surprised her new man for
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: his birthday by gifting him with a pair of baby
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: shoes and a one esie and he was very confused.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: Was opening up these gifts and he was like, what
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: is going on. She told him she was pregnant and
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: he yes. She told her. She announced to her man,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: her new man, that she's pregnant, she's expecting, and it
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: was very emotional moment. Uh. They after that, now he
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: wasn't an upro and words of your granddame. Stupid. He
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: cried a little bit, you know, it got really emotional
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: and portion she just basically said that she's happy and
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: she's prayed for this happiness for years. You know, the man.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: It treats her good. And now she's wanting to be
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: a mom. She's always wanted to be a mom. So
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: there you go. So, yeah, that's good news for her.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: And then your girl Nini and her husband Greg, they
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: decided to host a couple's dinner and uh it was
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: called Boobs and Bourbon Party. Yeah, so it was for
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: the couples on the show until the women. Wait what, Jay,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: would you say? They both had booms? Yay, don't interject
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: your own life into the into Carla's reality update. Okay,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: keep your invite, y'all continue Carla, we worked with an
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: idiot sa right now. But anyway, so the ladies came
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: with outfits on this show, their cleavage, you know, they
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: kind of it was just a little sexy look. And
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: they didn't drink bourbon. They everybody just drank what they
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: wanted to drink. I don't I didn't get the bourbon
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: part of it. But anyway, Um, there was a newcomer
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: to the group and she was a friend of Nine's
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: and she got an attitude with Eva because she said
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: that Eva they have a mutual friend and that she
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: was mad that Eva didn't remember her and didn't really
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: speak to her. And Eva was like, girl, Bob, I
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: don't know about to know you like that. This girl
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: was very very upset she didn't remember her from the past.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: I guess they all went to high school together. But anyway,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: this woman her man he put his head down, like,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: must you embarrass me on every possible occasion? What do
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: you doing going off because this girl, I don't know you?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah at the table, So didn't quite understand that, but
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: it was kind of cool. Greg broke the ic did
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: the toast, and he was happy that everyone was there
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: and you know, to take his mind off of cancer
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: and the treatment everything. Yeah, he's in good spirit. At
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: the dinner, he was in very good spirits. So there
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: you go. No, Shary is not on this season. You
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: keep asking me that, Jay, No, she know she coming back.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: You're taking white women off and you're not bringing a
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: black women back on the other show. No, maybe you
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: can write Andy Cohen, Yeah, yeah, yeah, shake up the cast.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you on Ready to Love. What I get,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: I fix all this. Oh that's a good idea speaking
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: of Ready to Love. Thank you after these emotional weeks.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Get ready because we got some future episodes of Ready
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: to Love, So make sure you set your dvyar every
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Saturday night on on ten pm, nine Central, hosted by
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: our very own nephew, Tommy. Tommy coming up now. The
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: couples are going to meet each other's families and stuff
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: like that was getting ready to happen. Oh my god,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: it's getting juicier and juicier. Uh. They're meeting each other's families,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: whether it's the parents, whether it's brother's sister. You know,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: and that your family will check, will let you know.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: I don't like them. I don't trust. It's got to
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: be one hundred. So it's starting to narrow down. It's
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: getting gritty. Um the one, this guy, this young boy
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Aaron on there, Oh my god, oh man, this is
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: all I hear about. Well, I'm in the grocery store,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: if I'm at the gym, hey man, Aaron, Man, he
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: is is there a couple that you think should be together?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: Can't say it is one? He can't say, Jay, excuse me,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Jay on the show. Tommy's name is og o G.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: That's I just found out, Jay, I'm an Og. I
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: didn't know that, you know. I actually was offended the
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: first time. Yeah, og og kicking that knowledge. I was like,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: who are you talking about? You? That's the thing about
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: being you are dubbed that because nobody picks that name, yehself. Yeah,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: you don't nominate yourself to be an og. Right, all right,
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: we got thirty seconds, so make sure you guys check
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: out Thank You Nephew Ready to Love Saturdays on on
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: ten pm, nine Central, and then make sure you mark
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: it down. Saturday, December twenty ninth, Nephew Timey will host
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: the reunion show. Yeah, people are talking about that one
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: and miss it. All right, I gotta go make sure.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, Ben Zeno from Love and Hip Hop Atlanta,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: he's about to go to trial. He didn't get into
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: some trouble, y'all. So hit me up at lifts a
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: by Carla. I know, I know, hit me up. We'll
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: talk about it socially Lifts by Carla. We gotta go.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: I'll be back at twenty after you're listening to show.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, now that Kevin Hard has backed out
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: of hosting the Oscars. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: and Sciences is scrambling to find his replacement, and with
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: a little over two months left before the big day.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: This is crazy two months, they said. Jimmy Kimmel prepared
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: for this hosting gig for like ten months, and now
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: they only have a little over two months. Yeah, some
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: insiders are saying that they might not pick one at all.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: They've been considering the possibility of a group monologue to
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: open with a bunch of huge celebrities to usher and
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: move the show along. And insider said, uh, all options
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: are open right now, including going without a host or
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: some variation of multiple hosts. There has been a lot
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: of interest from within the industry offering up names of
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: potential hosts. Nothing has been decided yet. One more thing
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: if all else fails. Jimmy Kimmel says he wouldn't mind
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: hosting again. He's done the Oscars for the past years. Yeah.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: He was cute, he really was. He kept it good,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: he kept it moving and everything he said, though it
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: took him like ten months to prepare. I mean, you know,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Ellen has done it before. I think even Whoopy offered
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: her services. Yeah, she hosted what for four? Four times?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Four times? He did Chris Rock Um, yeah, you know
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: what what Steve Trump Trump host Donald Trump here would
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: be welcome. No, not in Hollywood, No, No. Do you
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: know what they called the Oscars on TMZ the Gay
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: super Bowl? That's what they called the oscar that's t
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, okay, Well anyway, Jimmy Kimmel says he's
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: done the Honors for the past two years. He knows
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: the gig. However, he does have one condition. He wants
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: them to ask him before the new year, so he
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: is as ready as possible before because it takes a
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: lot to prepare for the show. Yeah yeah, yeah, I
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: mean ten months before. So oh, I bet you who
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: I know who could do it? Oh? I think one does.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Sikes could do it too, No, she really, I like
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: I love one to Suke. She's funny. Yeah, she's good
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: on Blackish. Yeah, I'm gonna give you a real choice.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: I was playing by the real choice. Well, yeah, I
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: bet you Barack Obama could host that thing. I bet you. Yeah. No,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: I think that's not good. No, I mean it might be,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: it's your opinion. I just think he's a president I
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: think that's a step down. It's a step down for
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: the former president. I'm not Yeah, I think he likes
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: having fun. That's what I'm saying. It's not it's not
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: putting him in a category. Well, I mean, I see
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: what she's saying. That just not an entertainment gig. Like
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: he needs to do something where it's on a bigger platform,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: making a difference. That what you mean, he's a world leader.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: I mean I don't think, Yeah, I don't. I don't. Well,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: he did the Correspondence Dinner and he was, you know,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: quite funny on that. But that what is his name?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, just say Zach, Yeah, Zach, Zach does that? Well,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: you know him and his wife could do it. Oh,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: that be great if they came out. I don't think
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: it would be I repack Christmas Rob, I like nobody
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: even thinking about this for Ellen, Damn Burger, shut up.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: You get if you can get all the Hollywood saying
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: that it's hard to get a catchphrage you five guy
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: burgers outside fives and the question all right, we gotta go.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: coming up right after this. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Tommy Jay the comedians on board.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: You guys are gonna be busy this holiday season. Huh well,
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: it's called slinging these jokes. That's what we've done. Bla bla.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: It's legal. We know we're not here slanging. He's got
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: these jokes slaying, So you boys don't get the hog
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: pen Rolling up Carolina twenty one, twenty two, twenty one,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: twenty two. It's a very small place to get your tickets.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: Tickets are going fast. It might not be any left
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: because they found out I'm coming. Okay, do a time
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: to do it again? That ain't mean necessarily the hopping baby.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: And then the night after that, how about do it
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: for she Exhale and Burlington, North Carolina. So y'all get
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: your tickets, check your boy and and in Burlington, North Carolina.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: And then then is that where the co factor is started?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: Right down the street timing. I was curious. I was curious,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: you know, good not good acting? Yeah, and the hop
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: and do it again, Shelley start with this twenty one
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: things whatever, call you haters? What you got, Tommy? That
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: gives me life. I'm sorry, it gives me life. I
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: know you guys hate it, but it gives me. I'm
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: in Columbus, Georgia. I am at the Civic Center. It's me,
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: It's earthquake. The list goes on, on and on. Hit
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: your tickets. That is December the twenty eighth in Columbus, GA.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: And then Saturday, December twenty ninth, i am in dar
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: Constitution Hall, Washington, d C. It's me. It's earthquake, Country Rain,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: Red Grant, Little Duvall. I'm living my best life, funny
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: as all get out. Tony Roberts is in the building,
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: and Joe Clad. The list goes on. I'm and hosted
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: by yours truly, the one and only nephew Tommy. And
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: then December thirty first, hometown, Yes, Houston, Texas. I will
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: be hosting Dial Hugle Centricty Entertainer and All Nez Jay
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: at Smart Financial Center The Center thirty first in Houston, Texas.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: And when you go buy your ticket, if you want
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: to live, if you want to sit in my section,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: the code word is Tommy. Put that in. They're gonna
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: have you in my sake. I got my own section.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: Well you can do this all that's the Hugin one two.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: The hull pin is James, do something smart. I'm at
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Smart Financial. Hurry up, I'm done yours. You got such haters, haters, haters, haters.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: Coming up next closing remarks. We'll be back at forty
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: nine after Hey, Tommy, Jay car what's happened? What's up?
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: You know? You know what? We need to give America
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: to people who are gonna get to give. They don't
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: want to fix your face when you open it, play
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: it off like you happy to it from your kids.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: That's all the money they head all right, Oh just lie,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: oh dishwashing liquid, Yeah, I get that something. We got
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: to play together. People doing the best they can for you.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: Don't give men. Oh man, how about you that big
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: box of paper towels because I know you always yeah,
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. All right, here we are, Steve,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: last break of the day. It's been a good day.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: I guess a lot of things have been on my
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: mind in terms of closing remarks, because I try to
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: really really keep people, especially good people who are trying
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: to stay on the straight and narrow and the positivet
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: and it gets difficult at times. I had a young
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: man text me, uh, the other day and said, big dog,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: I just need some of your wo Man. I've been
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: doing everything, man, I've been praying. My girl is tripping.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to handle it. It just seems
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: like Man and God ain't letting this thing happen quick
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: enough for me. Man. And I'm thinking about going back
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: to my old ways, man, but I don't want to.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: And so I was just talking to him about a
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: way to handle I send him a couple of things,
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: you know, and he was talking about how hard it was,
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: and I just told him, I said, look, man, being
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: successful it's very very difficult. If being successful were easy,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: come on, how many times have you heard that. I
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: don't even have to say it again. Everybody would be it.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: But when you're going through something, folks, you have to
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: understand that you're being tested. You're being processed and tested.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: You're being pushed through the furnace, you're being molded shaped.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you get real hot in that furnace and you
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: turn liquid. And it looked like he ain't gonna be nothing,
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: but but he just pulling you into this mold. That's
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: all he doing. All the trials and tribulations and hard
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: times and difficulties that you find yourself facing. He just
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: molding you, man, He just getting you ready to receive it,
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: because when you get it, people are gonna come after it.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: When you get it, people are gonna want it. When
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: you get it, you're gonna draw attention all these things
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: you asking God for. When he give it to you,
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: you gotta be ready to receive it, and you gotta
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: know how to appreciate it and handle it when you
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: get it, and you gotta be able to stay in
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: all the storms that come with it. Because to whom
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: much is given, much is required. So guess what He
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: requires a lot of you before he give it to you.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: It ain't just to who much is given, much is required.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: Meaning after those of you who get something that you
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: owe it to a bunch of people, you ain't got
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: to look at it just like that, to who much
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: is given, much is required. That great thing that you're
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: asking God for, that incredible thing that you want him
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: to see you through, Well, when he give it to
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: you and he see you through it, he gonna require
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: something of you to get through it. Now, when he
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: gets through it, Now, guess what You've been tested. You've
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: been five baptized, You've been ran through the meal. You
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: can handle it. Now you appreciate it. Now you worked
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: for it, Now you earned it, and you're gonna respect
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: it a little bit more than somebody who was just
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: giving something. So when you're going through something, you're being tested.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: You've been pushed through the furnace. You come out on
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: the other side, you're gonna be fine, but you can't
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: quit for you get to the other side. One of
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: the things I said this young man was a plaque
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: that a guy sitting me when I was going through
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: some really dark moments in my life. The plaque said,
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: if you're going through hell, don't stop keep going. If
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: you're going through hell, don't stop keep going. Why would
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: you stop inhale? Let's think about that. And you gotta
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: watch the people in your life, man, because you got
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna allow people to make more withdrawals than
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: deposits into your life, you're gonna soon be in the negative.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you got to know when to close the accounts.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: You got some people in your life where you need
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: to close the accounts. No no, no, no, no more
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: accounts receivable, no more accounts payable, no more calling me.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: Every time you get dark in your life and then
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: with something happen in mind. I can't find you nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: No more one sided friendships, no more. I'm giving and
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  Speaker 1: you taking. And when I need something, you ain't there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh excute. I read something most news page and I
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  Speaker 1: copied it, and i'dn't send it to a couple of
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  Speaker 1: people already. Excuse me for bothering you, my bad. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot. You only fool with me when you need something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh excuse me, I'm sorry, my bad. I don't mean
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  Speaker 1: to bother you. I forgot. You only fool with me
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  Speaker 1: when you need something. If you allow people to make
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  Speaker 1: more withdrawals than deposits in your life, you're gonna soon
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  Speaker 1: being the negative. You got to know when they close
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  Speaker 1: the accounts everybody in your life right now, you don't
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  Speaker 1: need them. You don't need them, not everybody. Some people
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  Speaker 1: just ain't good for you. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: noticed it or not. You keep trying to hang on
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  Speaker 1: in there and believe that they're gonna bit better. You
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  Speaker 1: can pray for them too, but see, but some people
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  Speaker 1: just who they are that praying changes thing. But if
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  Speaker 1: they ain't praying for themself, I don't really know how
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  Speaker 1: they work. There are some people that can explain it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I just know. Man, when you keep on
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: telling somebody something, they ain't listening, and they keep bringing
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  Speaker 1: your bad news, and they all always the one man
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: that you hear what they said about you. Man, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I need. Man, You ain't gonna leave what
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: happened to me? Oh Man, I can't get around there today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tied up. You're done. If you allow people to
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: make more withdrawals than deposits in your life, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: soon be in the negative. You have to know it.
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