5:35 Idiotology March 17, 2026: Town's Gravedigger Retires After 73 Years on the Job
California man arrested as suspect in five different thefts totaling $21K...at Whole Foods...it took 5? Headline of the Week Contender #2: $250K worth of males sex toys left Los Angeles and never made it to Dallas: A 'Handy' heist...Indiana man retires after 73 years of being town's gravedigger
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