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Save Yourself, Nobody Is Looking, Love Trade, Cave Of Secrets and more · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time, y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them just like theming bus things and it's not
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  Speaker 1: doing me through good Steve to mother for ste don't
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  Speaker 1: join Jo. You gotta use that turn out. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn to turn them out, got to turn them out,
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  Speaker 1: to turn turn the water the water. Come, come on
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  Speaker 1: your bah I show will good marded everybody you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, come on dig me now, one and all.
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  Speaker 1: It's Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well all right,
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  Speaker 1: I've learned something and it sharing time. And I am
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  Speaker 1: ever appreciated. I do appreciate God for all that he
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  Speaker 1: allows me to learn in my life. One of the
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  Speaker 1: best lessons I've learned is that hardship teaches you some
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  Speaker 1: great lessons. Challenges brings about some of my best results.
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  Speaker 1: I think what I'm trying to say is in every
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  Speaker 1: challenge and hardship, every setback, I've learned something so so valuable.
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  Speaker 1: So here's what I've You know, I've known this, but
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  Speaker 1: I've just learned it at a different angle. Appreciation and
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  Speaker 1: gratitude is the key to having more Now I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how that sound to you, but I can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you how true it is. God being fair and just
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  Speaker 1: as he really is. He really is. He's a fair
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  Speaker 1: and a just God. What's most beneficial to us is
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  Speaker 1: he happens to be full of mercy and grace. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you something, man, I've probably benefited from his
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  Speaker 1: grace and mercy more than anything else. I mean, really, man,
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  Speaker 1: if it wasn't for him just forgiving me, and then
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  Speaker 1: for him just touching my life the way he has,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm not hearing this position today. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just not. But a funny thing has happened along the way,
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  Speaker 1: even to you. If you look at it, is it
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  Speaker 1: your genuine appreciation and gratitude has been the key to
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  Speaker 1: you having more for your continued blessings and for making
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  Speaker 1: room for having to open up and pour out blessings
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  Speaker 1: that you don't have room enough to receive. If you
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  Speaker 1: look at it, see God being a fair and just God,
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  Speaker 1: which he is, why would he put more on you
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  Speaker 1: than you can bad? If you've noticed everything that's happened
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  Speaker 1: in your life, if you're still here, you've made it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't forget how rough it was got that, but
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  Speaker 1: you made it. Forget what it sent you through, and
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  Speaker 1: it hid made you feel you made it. Now, what
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  Speaker 1: makes people give up and you hear about people committing suicide,
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  Speaker 1: is they leave the God out of their life and
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  Speaker 1: they start allowing that other voice to control. And if
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  Speaker 1: it's really true that God never puts more on you
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  Speaker 1: than you can bear, as long as you stay connected
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  Speaker 1: to God, you can get through anything. But you lose
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  Speaker 1: that connection, you lose that communication, you lose that relationship
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  Speaker 1: with him. If you're not having a relationship with God,
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  Speaker 1: then who you're having a relationship with now? And it
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  Speaker 1: ain't but two forces at work at all time. It's
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  Speaker 1: good and evil, it's positive and negative. It's God's satan. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is at work all the time. So if you're
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  Speaker 1: not being positive about everything, you leave room for negativity
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  Speaker 1: to step in. If you're not trying to be righteous
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  Speaker 1: in your way, then you allow evil to step in.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't work on your relationship with God, come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: look who you're letting step in. So now I'm asking
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  Speaker 1: you to understand that God never puts the more on
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  Speaker 1: you than you can bear. Okay, now that we got
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  Speaker 1: that clear, that's a fact. Okay. Now with that fact
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  Speaker 1: in mind, let's go over this right here. Why would God,
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  Speaker 1: being as just and merciful as he is, put more
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  Speaker 1: on you than you can bear? Example, if God has
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  Speaker 1: given you blessings and all you're doing is complaining about him,
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  Speaker 1: you're never showing any appreciation of gratitude about it. Why
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  Speaker 1: would he give you some most stuff to be ungrateful for?
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  Speaker 1: Why would he give you some more stuff to complain about?
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  Speaker 1: Why would he give you some more stuff that you
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  Speaker 1: would not show any more appreciation for? I mean, this
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  Speaker 1: thing is real simple, man, ain't it if you think
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  Speaker 1: about it? So? A lot of times, man, when I
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  Speaker 1: was going through my positions of not having it and
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  Speaker 1: wondering at all, like here, I ended up checking myself
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  Speaker 1: and going, man, I'm not even showing any gratitude or
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  Speaker 1: appreciation for the things He has done for me. Start
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  Speaker 1: showing some appreciation and gratitude, because it's the key to
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  Speaker 1: having more. It's the key to continued blessings. It's the
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  Speaker 1: key to the wonders of heaving opening up and pouring
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  Speaker 1: out a blessing that you won't have room enough to receive.
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  Speaker 1: It's the appreciation and gratitude of what you already have,
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  Speaker 1: as minimal as it may appear to be right now
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  Speaker 1: for you, it is still what you have. But if
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  Speaker 1: you've shown no gratual, no gratitude for the minimal, why
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  Speaker 1: would he give you the maximum? I mean, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: really just trying to put it real, real, simple, so
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  Speaker 1: I can keep understanding this thing right here. So let
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  Speaker 1: me give you an example. In my life, I had
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  Speaker 1: gotten so busy at one point that I had began
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  Speaker 1: to complain about how busy I was. This is true
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  Speaker 1: because I am busy, but it ain't the busy part
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  Speaker 1: because I asked to be busy. You know, I asked
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  Speaker 1: God to give me opportunities and to make a way
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  Speaker 1: for me. Well, in that you got to do something,
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  Speaker 1: and you got to get busy. But I began to
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  Speaker 1: complain about the business and how busy I was, and
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  Speaker 1: I noticed that a couple of things slowed up for me.
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  Speaker 1: So I had got to the point where I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: showing real gratitude for it. Well, I looked up and
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  Speaker 1: a couple of things started slowing down. And then I
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  Speaker 1: had to catch myself and I went, wow, man, you
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  Speaker 1: have got to start embracing the fact that you are
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  Speaker 1: this busy, embrace the fact to what all comes along
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  Speaker 1: with it. Because to whom much is given, much is required.
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  Speaker 1: You got to start embracing the requirement part if you
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  Speaker 1: want to continue with the giving part. So I changed
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  Speaker 1: my attitude. I caught myself and I started thinking him
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  Speaker 1: and showing real gratitude for how busy I was, instead
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  Speaker 1: of complaining about how busy I was. And then guess what,
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  Speaker 1: It opened up the windows of heaven and some more
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  Speaker 1: blessings got poured out. It just works that way all
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  Speaker 1: the time, for everybody, for me, for you, for everybody.
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  Speaker 1: So listen, y'all again. Your appreciation and gratitude is the
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  Speaker 1: key to having more. Your appreciation and gratitude is the
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  Speaker 1: key to continued blessings. And your appreciation and gratitude it's
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  Speaker 1: the only way that you can get those windows of
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  Speaker 1: heaven to open up and pour out these blessings that
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  Speaker 1: you won't have room enough to receive. You gotta act
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  Speaker 1: like you're glad for what you got in order to
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  Speaker 1: get more. You feel me, Let's go, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, boys and girls. Man have your attention, please,
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  Speaker 1: four chicken parts. You are in the paltry distribution. Big
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  Speaker 1: congratulations to all of you today. We're dedicating today's shows
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  Speaker 1: to all paltry employees of all kinds. Thank you, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for the joy that you've given up. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: for the motivation, thank you for the way I feel
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  Speaker 1: sometime when I'm driving down the street and I see
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  Speaker 1: that sign. What it means to me. This is for
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  Speaker 1: the chicken lover in you. Yeah, this is for the wing.
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  Speaker 1: This is for the wing in you. D dude, This
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  Speaker 1: is for the wing. This is for the wing in
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  Speaker 1: You will make a song out of it, because that's
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  Speaker 1: that's my soul. Boy over yea. We are authentic soul
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  Speaker 1: bro song right, we go right in it. Name it,
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  Speaker 1: sing it, we deeply, name first and sing it. Don't
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  Speaker 1: committed love soul. You will never let it die. Have
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  Speaker 1: no reason to buy a new season, name it, sing it.
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  Speaker 1: buy a new still playing albums. Dog downloaded nothing now
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  Speaker 1: five little sing in the Middle with the little thing
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  Speaker 1: with the little Man. I just downloaded common Commodores and
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  Speaker 1: followed you, Yeah, what's your favorite Commodores jam? It may
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  Speaker 1: sound funny, but I just can't man the pain I'm
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  Speaker 1: leaving you to my room seems to me. Girl. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know when I can't And every damn you
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  Speaker 1: see your big store that I buy room? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do you know about that? John WAMIs my favorite Commodore song?
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  Speaker 1: No One? Maybe just the food Dream. Yeah, But I
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  Speaker 1: don't care, m because I know my half biness is
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  Speaker 1: waiting for me somewhere. I'm searching for that sealver Linris
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  Speaker 1: runs that I never see. I wish the way they
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  Speaker 1: called coming up something funny? Who coming up? You don't
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  Speaker 1: like you're listening show? Right now, It's time for the
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  Speaker 1: nephew to run that prank back, mister Wiggins. Mister Wiggins,
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  Speaker 1: guarantee that Wiggins that right there, that's the prank. Mister Higgins.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Renny, Hello, Hello, Hi, my name is George.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with Green Lawn Services. We came out and cut
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  Speaker 1: your yard yesterday and uh we're trying to make sure
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  Speaker 1: that you liked everything thoroughly. That we cut the front
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  Speaker 1: to back. We also did your hedges, put some mulch
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  Speaker 1: in the flybads, the weed eating in the whole nine yards,
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  Speaker 1: and we also left an invoice on your doorstep. Want
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  Speaker 1: to make sure you got that as well. Cut my yard, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going around man, look dude, without trying to fig
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  Speaker 1: that cut it, sir. Yeah, we cut it as off yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: You were actually on our schedule and we did everything thoroughly.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually just calling as a follow up. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Hell I get on the schedule, sir. Are you mister
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  Speaker 1: Malone at fifty Zimmerman? Hell no, man, I'm Wiggins from
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  Speaker 1: fifty Man. You cut the wrong house. That's naked, do man? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I guess you need to put you in boards on
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  Speaker 1: there though, so so you you're not mister Malone at
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  Speaker 1: fifty Zimmerman. Man, Say, man, I just told you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sitting three and I'm mister Wiggers. You don't cut the
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  Speaker 1: wrong d y'all need to go mist mist alone how
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  Speaker 1: to get you one because you ain't cut you got
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  Speaker 1: the wrong crouse, No, sir, No, y'all coming over here,
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  Speaker 1: trying to collect no money. Well, sir, hold on just
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  Speaker 1: a second. Head. You're saying we didn't you don't cut
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  Speaker 1: the wrong we are so I don't know schedule. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't tell you come over here and cut and you
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  Speaker 1: go over there and talking Malone get your money. You can't.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't sure. There's no way we can charge mister Malone
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  Speaker 1: if we haven't cut his yard. Now, let's let's just
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  Speaker 1: you need to take the cut. Mist them alone, y'all
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  Speaker 1: put the member us and his You know you ain't
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  Speaker 1: cut and than it thist sir, nothing want to cut
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  Speaker 1: the wrong we're you go cut the right, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: get right that every you ain't got. You ain't getting
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  Speaker 1: than this out. Okay, sir, I say that now, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't call no out of the cool cut over here.
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  Speaker 1: You go there, I haven't cut his right and get
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  Speaker 1: him real voice, you get I understand that, sir. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: what I want to say is, uh, well, we'll go
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  Speaker 1: over and we'll take care of mister Malone's yard. I
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  Speaker 1: understand that we've made a mistake, but I understand. I understood.
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  Speaker 1: You say that you did like the services, So wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: it be even right for you to actually go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and send the invoice in along with the check since
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  Speaker 1: you did like the services, well ever did listening? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Yo just retarded because then I just tell you you
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  Speaker 1: cut the wrong or you want to cut the right
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  Speaker 1: yard and get you money, you ain't got none, but
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  Speaker 1: practice here you're done. I understand that we cut the
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  Speaker 1: wrong yard, sir. I understand that, but you got the services,
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  Speaker 1: and you like the services. I don't want to have
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  Speaker 1: to come out there and get the money from you.
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  Speaker 1: We'll go on determine I got something. Come on home,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: get what you said you like. I wouldn't give them
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  Speaker 1: if I said the moon was green. You cut the
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  Speaker 1: wrong yard, you go get you money from the right.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't getting d charge you. I got something. You come
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  Speaker 1: over here and see what you get. So I cut
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  Speaker 1: the room. You know, trying to get money money you
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  Speaker 1: ain't getting. Now you you can go get you from
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  Speaker 1: the right either right next door, go cut that can
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  Speaker 1: leave that paper over there. I'm coming over there. You
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  Speaker 1: want many starts, I'm starts. Some ain't. Some come on
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  Speaker 1: and do and be charging me no money? Now, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got more heathen him get money. If you want
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  Speaker 1: to come get it. You got your yard cut, and
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  Speaker 1: we deserve to get our money back. Now to get
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  Speaker 1: to what you come around here trying to get some
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  Speaker 1: bruney Now, I tell you don't cut come on yard
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  Speaker 1: like you. I'm gonna tell you. Don't make me whoop
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  Speaker 1: y'all behind this yard. You come holding, you'll come round,
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  Speaker 1: so I will whoop y'all behind in the front yard
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  Speaker 1: that just got cut? Your man? Ain't your pamping you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get them money. I'm hello, you don't
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  Speaker 1: you I check. I got one more thing to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: What you're listening? Are you m standing? Now? Took the rope.
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  Speaker 1: I've got one more thing to tell you. Is you listening?
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  Speaker 1: Mister Wickens? Look, this is nephew Timing from the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harding Morning Show. You just got pranked? Hello, what I'll
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  Speaker 1: you listen to this seven morning? Look a him? Your
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  Speaker 1: boy Gary just pranked you. Man, we live now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: it's the Steve Harvard Who what you think he wasn't?
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't back and down. You don't come around y'all.
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  Speaker 1: There ain't gonnahing do with me. You didn't go over you.
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  Speaker 1: You just cut this yard for free potting. You ain't there,
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with me. All right, I'm
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  Speaker 1: been Okay, let's go. This one is from Serafia and Montgomery, Alabama.
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  Speaker 1: She says, I'm a fifty two year old woman and
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a situation with one of my dad's cousins.
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  Speaker 1: My dad has called this man his cousin all my life,
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  Speaker 1: but it's one of those distant down the line cousins
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  Speaker 1: that's neither here nor there. Because he and my dad
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  Speaker 1: are close. His cousin is a handyman, and he came
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  Speaker 1: to fix my washing machine three months ago and stayed
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  Speaker 1: for dinner, drinks, and sex. I really put it on him,
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  Speaker 1: and now he wants to be with me, and he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't care what my dad thinks. He said at sixty one,
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  Speaker 1: he's finally found love and he's not letting me go.
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  Speaker 1: Should he tell my dad or should I? Well? No,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, let's talk about because I ain't done
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  Speaker 1: this in a while, so excuse me for having this
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  Speaker 1: rich boy moment. But you say he came by the
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  Speaker 1: house to fix your washing machine? Is the maytag man?
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  Speaker 1: Still he's working making house calls. I didn't even know that.
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  Speaker 1: And is it a maytag? She didn't say the brand
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  Speaker 1: y'all came by fixed the washing machine, had dinner, drink,
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  Speaker 1: and some sex. You put it on a real good
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  Speaker 1: your daddy's cousin. And now wait a minute, now down
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  Speaker 1: the line, distant cousin. No, no, no, no, I don't
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  Speaker 1: give a damn what you're saying. You're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: tell no. She said, that's neither here nor there, but
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be right here when you're going there, And
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  Speaker 1: tell your daddy. Now, it's her daddy's friend right now.
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  Speaker 1: She fifty one, her daddy probably in his seventies. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this little cousin, boy, it's like me and nephew Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: ten year difference. Little cousin Barden came over and tapped
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: his daughter. It's gonna be a situation in hire, lady,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a situation in him. Well, the cousin said,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: he's finally found love. Don't forget this fellow, and he's
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: not letting her go okay, and he doesn't care what
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: her dad thinks. Going into ain't no yea dinner dreams don't. Yeah.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: All right, let's move on Alexi and Detroit, because that
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: relationship is gonna be what it is. Alexeie and Detroit.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Steve says, I'm a twenty eight year old female and
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I met a thirty two year old man at my
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: new church for our first and only date. I met
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: him at a dance studio because he's into ballroom dancing.
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  Speaker 1: He had on a full leotard and he flowed effortlessly
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: around the dance floor with his lips pursed and his
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: toes pointed. I wasn't as good as him, so he
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: grabbed a mail partner and kept dancing as I watched.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: That date was so different, and I was turned off.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: He asked me for a second date. Should I ask
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: him if he's heterosexual before the next date? Cel Oh,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I don't cloth, Come on, Cloth want to be involved
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: in this type of question. Due to the climate we're
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: end these dates, so I have to be very careful
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: how I answer this. So just let me go over
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: what you said. Okay, if you're on a date with
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: a man whose lips is perched and they have on
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: full leotade, and when you ain't dancing as flowing and
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: flee freely in your toes don't point as good as
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: his point and he grabs a man to finish dan,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: should you go on another day? I ain't got to
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: ask him nothing about sexuality. I don't know. I'm not
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: gonna say that and get in no damn trouble. But
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: you got on the four leatar set. You can point
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: your toes better than she can't. Dancer. Yeah that ball
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: room That ain't that. I thought it was ballroom too,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Tommy to point ain't in ballroom dancing. But leotards ain't
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: in ball Hello that you did that yourself if you're
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: in the dance studio, No not, But that's acceptable dance
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: tu though, Yeah, that's ballroom dancing. Yeah, but every week
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: though we ain't see I ain't seen nobody. Nelly didn't
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: have on foo leotard. But he's not a professional star.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: He's the star on Dancing with the Star. Yeah, I
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: think you're looking at this a different way. See, we're
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: looking at it through a leotard. Just ain't way you
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: gave it to look to the level. The leotard is
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: acceptable for a man or a woman if you're a dancer.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Though plenty of my junior was saying, Steve. But just
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: like Junior, listen, dancing with the stars, when they dance,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: they do different types of dancing because they're professional dancing.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: So you just never know what dance. Wait a minute,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on just to see say that k
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: see how many more? Me? And he grabbed and finish
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: up the dance with all right, we're moving on, Edgar.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: She said, I'm an older gentleman and I've been in
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: a relationship for eleven years. Would you pay attention with
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: a beautiful, feisty woman. I wanted to marry be quite junior.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I wanted to marry her years ago, but she doesn't
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: believe in marriage. She's cheated on me twice years ago.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I forgave her, but I didn't forget. I think she's
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: interested in someone new again because she's been talking about
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: getting a breathlift and eyelift and boatox. I'm more laid back,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: but she loves to run the streets and travel. Will
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: she ever settled down? Or do you think she's up
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: to something? I don't know, dude, but I'm telling you,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: if you can't get where you want to go with him,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: if you go down to this dance studio, it's a
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: dude down there with some Leo tizzo with some pointed toes,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: and when when when the right he snatched me in
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: up and go dancing and you might have your problem solved.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you. See l O, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Jay is hearing this time for comedy Roulette. Take it away,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Jay takes for a subject, put him on a wheel
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: spun and wheel wedge that we do the damn thing.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: All right, that's about that. Now what do you got
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: to say about that? What do you got to say? Steve?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything time right now? What you asking
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: for me to say? So? All right, here we go.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Here go the subject. Things you say to talk your
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: way out of a butt whipping, your favorite lunchtime meal
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: at school. Stuff you say to yourself when you're trying
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: to lose weight. I've said some things, okay, number four
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: things you say when you're lost? All right, Bunny, Yes,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I like to Jay. Let's go. Let's go way girl,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I'll be talking to myself. Oh what things you say
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: to talk your way out of a butt whipping? Okay?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the Yeah, let's go jas. I
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: go first. I go first, the classic, the very classic.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: This is the classic. I ain't gonna do it no
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: mo yes, come on, Junior. Okay, here's when I use
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: the last it wasn't just me, all of us was
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: doing it. Yeah. Truth be told, Mama, Truth be told.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Daddy the one broke the dog onna play? I didn't one.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: It ain't had nothing to do with me. He told me,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: don't say nothing to you. You got a double. But
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: come on, Steve, I was not ever even in there. Wait,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I just the one gonna get you a real bad
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: but whoop? If you beat me, I'm gonna tell grandma.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, things you say to tuck your way
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: out of a butt, whooping junior goal. Mama, I don't.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I don't really want tens right now, but I feel
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: a crisis starting. He said it worked the hospital just
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: as healthy. Oh God, I don't want to be the
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: bearer of bad news, don't huh? But your car already
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: had it? Then on it? I thing you say to
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: talk you? Would you want me to beat you? Playing
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: those guilt streams? Mama, Mama? Would you want me to
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: beat you? All? Right? Things you say to talk your
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: way out of a butt? What? Then? Come on, Jay,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Please don't beat me because the last time you beat me,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I had real bad night. Man, You're gonna have some more.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: They too, Things you say to keep them getting the
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: mama daddy having an a found you stop right away, Mama,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: look me in my eyes before you woman, just tell
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: me what would Jesus jumps to Mama? We Christians, Mama,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: weak Christians? Christian must I thought, y'all love me not actors. Okay,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I know he's gonna beat me. But before you beat me,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: could I just have a hood? Yeah? Things you say
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: to tuck your way out of these are some good ones. Boy.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait? You said if I made all
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: as you leave me alone. You made you feel like
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: if you did good at school? You you that didn't work. So, Mama,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: what this is about? It's really about this telling me
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I'm really not your son. That's a little belt. Things
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: you say to talk your way out of all I feel,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: tell your but let's pray first. That's it? Right? Oh here,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I think you're mad because daddy loves his job and
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: you taking it out on me. Things you say, keep
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: getting the way mama, way minute? What about your off
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: writers though? All right, Tommy, come on, than you talk
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: your way out of a you do this right now.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I got a baby on the way. You got a baby. Thanks.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: You say to talk your way out of a whip.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Close it out, Steve, have we not learned anything from slavery?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: All right, Jay, we'll be back with more of the
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening, Ladies and gentlemen.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: We're about to go into a place that you may
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: have never gone before, a place that gets dark, a
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: place that has corners and crevices and places where people
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: really could not belong. We are going deep into the
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: mind of j Anthony Brown. All right, nice time for
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: murders the hit. Now, this segment is called Murders the Hits. Okay,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: do not compare it to the original hit, because this
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: is being murdered. Listen to the message. That's what this
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: is about. Getting You won't know me on your black
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: bron because I'm coming. We'veen catching hell from in the
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: white house. Time is born over or homing shop beca
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: don't jail, you donna be lave. The sign that the
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: maget reaching tadn need a fat w They're gonna in
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: the me. They ain't a new that I'm gonna get
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: into try. I don't wanna die. I'm gonna stand in it.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Shoot me in my mind, I'm not gonna let it
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: shoot me in mind. I don't even know what I say.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try anyway. That new I'm just gonna take it.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna take it. I'm gonna do it. That
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: be a bit stood new vaccine. I got on them
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: drums for you right now. I'm loving good. That was good, Jake.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I love it, Jake taking that new vaccine. Taine do
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: the Brothers vaccine. So we're doing we're doing a new else.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I was gonna do me when I was under sand
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: that damn Jay, I gotta ask you the same question
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I asked the nephew. How do you come move with
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: the stuff? Hey, the brilliance of the show is on
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: the side of the room. Okay, just so that come
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: right over here. This show is on this side, and
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: if you want to be brilliant, come on over here.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: In the time we gotta go. Coming up with thirty
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour, all right, more of this
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steven Show. All right, guys, right now
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: with this hour's comedy segment, is Jay Anthony Brown? What
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: is this shay stuff you did when no one was looking? Stuff?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: We all do when nobody's looking, well, a whole different
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: person when nobody's looking. This is stuff we do, all right,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: here's one. You ever get the wrong mail? You know
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: it's the wrong man, Would you open it anyway? Yes? Wow?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Just where he worked at he makes this much here? Yeah,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: it gave to my house. I'm opening it right. Okay.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: You ever look at somebody's phone so you can guess
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: they pass code? Anybody? Anybody? Oh here, yeah, I ain't
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: even did that. No women, the women's are saying, no,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Shirley too. I don't need to look at the phone.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Y'all know, y'all? Man, Oh no, yeah, I ain't gave
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: it all. Yeah, timmy, I don't know mine, oh tim
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: dog my kids, no, man, y'all together. I have never
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: been that together the dog dad on the phone. Yeah okay, yeah,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: everybody in my fa I'm know my parents cool. Wow,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: it's open. Wow. No, that's never that's just with this marriage.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: You're so honest. That's just that's what dis mattered. It's
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: just a recent it that second manage right there. Let
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: me tell you you pick this phone up. Man, it
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: was like listening to a tape on mission impossible as
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: soon as you touch my phone, just starts smoking it. Okay,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: that's we do when nobody's looking. His one his on
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: this your own house. But you drink juice straight out
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: the bottom. Hell oh yeah, jee, I just did that
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: the other day out the kids juice too. Yeah, y'all
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: wrong for this drink after kids. I see if it's
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: the end. If it's the end of the container that
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I can no, No, it was, it was fresh. Yeah,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: just open it. I won't took me. I took a swallow.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Hell I bought it. Yeah, that's where I got a
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: German factory. Okay, here's another stuff we doing. Nobody's looking.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: You ever go to somebody's house and looking at medicine cabinet? Hell, yeah, yes,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I've done that. Oh yeah, I quit dating the girl
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: calls it that yourself something. Well, if you got three
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: bottles and I can't pronounce man one of them, out
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: of here because obviously you have something that I ain't
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: really because if he don't say three bottles or something
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: with long names on it and I can't pronounce them,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I got to get out of here. Max s Yeah,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: hadn't roll no one. She can't keep Still, y'all wrong
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: if you look at that, yeah, and you see a
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: tube or anything, I'm out of here, an, I got
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: to get it. Oh that ain't gonna be good record,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: and the and the label ain't on it. Yeah, oh
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: they took it out. If I see, if I see
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: gulls in there and have a gaus wrapping gulls, yeah,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I got to go. Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, listen, listen
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: might be kind of weird. Okay, okay, what you just
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: got some good news. You go to the elevator, you're
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: in there by yourself, the doors closed. You do a
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: happy dance by your damn self. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shouldn't
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: do that, Okay, sure, now, I surely dorks don't hurt anymore.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: All right, last, but not least, but never that's yourself
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: real good. When ain't nobody looking, I mean, get up
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: in there, I mean back jake, and look over there
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: as somebody been looking all right. Up next, it is
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: a nephew with a brank phone call. Right after this
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: you're listening, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: subject her old man is taking care of my family.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but right now, yeah, wait till you hear
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: this one right now, though the nephew is here in
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: the building with today's prank phone call. What you got
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: for his nef Raymond in the closet, Steve's all time favorite, right,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Raymond greatest in damn prank ut? All right, let's go
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: catch off. Hello, Hello, Harry, who the can you hear me? Yeah? Bad?
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Who's there? This Raymond man? Speak up? I can't hear you.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Who this this Raymond man? Speak up? I can't hear you.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Who is this? Raymond? Raymond? Raymond Verond is my sister
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Nda brother? Yes, what's up? What's up? Man? What's up?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Somebody them broke in the house, taking the house right now?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I'm in there. Hold on, hello, hollo man, I damn,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I'm bad. I can't hear what you're saying. Somebody that
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: what somebody them broken house? I want to hear you
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: what's erring? Because they're in the house right now. I'm
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, Wait a minute. You're saying somebody in
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: the broken hawful sty in there? Somebody that I'm broke
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: in the house. I'm getting the house now. Hold on,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: you're saying somebody that broke it to your damn house
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: and they steal in there. Yes, what you're doing? See
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: nothing there? Why you ain't call the police. I'm in
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm trying to
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: get somebody to hold on, hold on, Well, I don't
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: know what to do. Man. You're saying, somebody in the house,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: in your damn house. White, Nah, just okay? Wait where
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: you live at? Where you live at? I'm on thirty
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: six straight because I'm at thirty two and a half.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: You know what? Hold on? After the call the lords? Wait? Wait, wait,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: wait wait man, you know what what? Wait a minute?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Don't call the police. You see your to the hold
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: somebody to no piping to kill you and you're talking
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: about you don't want them arresting. We got some illegal stuff. Now,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: don't call nobody. Don't wait a minute? Wait wait, nah,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: you're saying hold on. You're saying, don't call the damn lows.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: You have to run in the house. I call them
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: week they got it. That's a Nickels and the hold doing. Man,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: what you got? Man? You know what is bad? Do
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: you know what you're seeing? Your something there that's probably
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: while they're in the house. Now you have set you
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: up in the house. That's you in there and there
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: that's I guarantee you that what you what you got
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: in there? And you know what, man, lem gonna tell
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: you something. I'm gonna tell you the best thing to
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: do even doing the people in your house right now,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: you need the jumpers, let me call them. Man, you
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: need to let me call the damn lowse. I'm gonna
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: tell you right now you can't get don't do that.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you know what, man, I'm gonna tell you.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Don't call back. You'll say that now. I'm gonna tell
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: you now, I get called the low dude, I'm gonna
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: call the long hold. I get my wife the call
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: right now. Don't call the police. Don't call them because
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: it's too much of leigga my wife. Don man, but
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna teach you something honest. I can't do it.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Thank you, dame for to go down there. No, I'm
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something. I could call this food's contad me.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Don't even call the damn low You know what, man
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: looking at called to be honest with you, I'm i
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna go down there. I'm gonna tell you right
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: there now you know what. The first thing I'm gonna
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: tell you now, Now, I ain't gonna take my down
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: there first of us. They may be tapping my damn
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: lying and I ain't got to do with this. You're
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: gonna get do. Listen, man, look, I could call nine
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: one one they look, go ahead and call them, because
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: you know what, You're gonna get your kill down now
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: and they don't know who you are. I bitch man,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: you know what. And I ain't gonna steal on this
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: song with you so they can find out, you know what,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: don't It's like call the lot. I ain't getting that.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I ain't, man, you must get damn fool. Ain't gonna
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: get an out one. So I'm gonna tell you what
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: you can do. Got I called the law if they
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: had my wife right now, you know what. You may
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: not like it now, but you appreciate me later, because
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: you know when you're gonna get your monk heads. Wait
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: a minute, wait a minute, just west, but I think,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: damn sign, I think man, you know this is some
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: crazy got you to set your up. I'm gonna try
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  Speaker 1: for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter, Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: The subject her old man is taking care of my family.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I jumped ahead of myself, excited to get into this one.
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  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I have two children with my high
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: school sweetheart. We both come from seriously dysfunctional families and
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: we were all each other had. Shortly after we graduated,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: I got incarcerated for eighteen months on a drug possession charge.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: During this time, my kid's mother met an older guy
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: and he began to take care of her and my kids.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: He bought her a new car and moved her and
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: the kids into an upscale apartment. I'm not a fool,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: so I know there was give and take in this situation,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: but I was locked up, so what could I say.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I've been out of jail for about nine months, and
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: he has continued to cover all of my family's expenses.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I talked to my girl about the older guy, and
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: she says she has no problem with me staying with
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: her and getting my life back on track. But here's
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: a big problem. I can't take the disappearance of my
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: girl once or twice a week. I know where she's going,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: but we never talk about it, and feel I feel
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: more and more emasculated each time she disappears. I have
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: a decent job, but it's not the type of job
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: that will keep her in the lifestyle she's accustomed to.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: The only way I know how to do that would
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: be to go back to doing what got me sent
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: to jail years ago. My girl told me that she
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: hopes I can step up to the plate and take
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: care of my family, so she can let the guy
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: go and we can be a family again. I appreciate
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: this guy for holding it down while I was gone,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: but she needs to let him go now and adjust
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: her lifestyle a little bit, but a little bit. I
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: have thought about leaving while I still have some pride
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: and dignity, but I couldn't stand leaving my children again.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Is it too much to ask for her to move
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: to a less expensive apartment so that we can build
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: a new life together. She says she loves me more
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: than anything, But I'm not so sure. What should I do?
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  Speaker 1: Please advise, Well, if she loved you more than anything,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: it seems like she would be with you, and she
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: would have already left this older guy. And if you
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: love her like you say you do, you have to
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: take that chance. You got to take that risk and
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: ask her, you know, what does she want to do?
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  Speaker 1: Or will she come back to you and move to
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: a lesser lifestyle. You know, sometimes when you get introduced
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: to two different things and newer things, you get accustomed
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: to it and you don't want to leave that situation.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: But you know you can take the risk and ask her, please,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: don't go back to doing what you used to do
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: to make money. You already know the end of that movie. Okay,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: you know that drugs is not the way to go.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: I do hope you get yourself together. I really do.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: You sound like a decent guy. You know. However, you're
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: moving in with her knowing the circumstances. You know, is
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: there a time limit? Are you have you made a plan?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna stay with you for a couple
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: of months until I get myself together. Then I'm gonna
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: get my own and I want you and the kids
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: to come back to me. That seems how it should
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: work out, you know, and then you won't have to
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: sit there and watch her go back and forth to
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: this man and all of that. So that's my advice
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: to you. Save your money, get yourself together, get out
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: of there with her where you can see what's going on,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: and ask her if she wants to come back. Do
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: you really still want her back? If you love her,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: then that's what you're gonna have to do. I don't
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: think you should, uh, you know, leave your kids and
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: all of that, but get your own stuff, your own
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: self stuff, and you know, get your own house so
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: you can be with her and be with your family
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: if that's still what she wants to do. But even
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: if she doesn't come with you, you'll have your own
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: place where your kids can come. Steve, this is a
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: pretty sad letter. Because this is a young brother had
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: wrote this letter. And you know, I could have a
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: ton of jokes for this, but let me try to
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: help you a little soldier. Try to just give you
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: what I think. You got two kids, which is your
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: ultimate responsibility, which your high school sweetheart. You both came
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: from seriously dysfunctional families, you say, And so that's pretty
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: much explains what we're gonna hear in this letter. You say,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: shortly after y'all graduated, you got incarcerated for eighteen months
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: for drug possession. Then while you await your baby, mama
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: met an older man and he began taking care of
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: her and my kids, well the kids he hern the
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: kids that put y'all in the upscale apartment. You know.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Then you say, I ain't no food, So I know
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: there was some giving taking this situation, but I was
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: locked up, So what could I say. Now, you've been
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: out of jail now for nine months, and he has
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: continued to come all of my family's expenses. You just
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: said a little bit earlier, you know that from giving
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: taking this relationship, he's continuing to take care of all
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: your family's expenses. I talked to him a girl about
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: the older guy She says, she ain't got no problem
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: with me staying with her getting my life back on track,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: which is exactly what she didn't had to tell this
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: man that my baby's father got out of jail and
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I need to help him so he can get his
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: life on track. Not an older guy. Young man then
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: went along with this because she got to come over
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: there a couple of times a week, and that's all
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: it was. And so they had a little arrangement going.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: So as long as she's keep coming over two times
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: a week, this ain't gonna be no problem for her,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I mean for him. So you talk to my girl.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: She said, she ain't got a problem with you staying
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: with her. But here's the big problem. I can't take
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: the disappearance of my girl once or twice a week.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: I know she's going, but we never talk about it,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: and I feel more and more masculated each time she disappears.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Yes you do, and yes you should, and we come back.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what I think. All right, We're
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: gonna have part two of Steve's response coming up at
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour. Subject of today's Strawberry letter,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: her old man is taking care of my family. We'll
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: be back right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. This subject her
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: old man is taking care of my family. Here's a
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: deal without the jokes. Here's a young man that was
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: high school sweetheart to have two kids. Sorely after they graduated,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: he got arrested on drug possession. He served eighteen months.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: While he was away, his girl started dating this older man.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: He moved her and them two kids into an upscale apartment,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: and when he got out, he wanted to get his
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: life back together, so he thinking he had something. She's
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: that I don't mind you stand here while you get
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: your life together, sounding me like, you know, get yourself
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: together and then get your stuff and get out. I
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just saying, she don't mind you coming
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: overutil you get your life together. But you know there's
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: a give and take. This man paying all these bills,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: taking care of these kids. She disappears twice a week. Now.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: When she disappears, young man just throws you into something,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: and you say, you feel more and more emasculated. Now
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: that's a pretty good word for somebody that's been locked
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: up for eighteen months. So you've obviously taken some time
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: and you're pretty articularly god where you even put this
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: letter together. So I got a decent job, but it's
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: not the type that will keep her in the lifestyle.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: She's accustomed to that. The only way that you know
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: how to do that, you say, is go back to
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: the thing that got you locked up. Okay, now, let's
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: be for real now, partner being locked up, there's nothing
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: in your house worth getting locked up for or less
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: somebody try to do bodily harm to your wife and kids.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: This ain't your wife, and these are your kids. Now,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: if you protect your kids life, that's one thing. But
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: you want to buy some stuff, So you're gonna go
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: back in prison cause of that? Oh no, sir, Oh no, sir,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: oh no, oh no, We're not gonna do that no more.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: You know, sometimes when you get when you get locked up,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: sometimes when you lose stuff like your freedom or everything
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: you own, sometimes it's God trying to get our attention,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: to let us see something, and you might be getting
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: the attention of what you see. Maybe your girl is
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: a little bit tricky. Now, look, she disappeared twice a week,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: but then you know she told you that she hope
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: you can step up to the plate and take care
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: of my family, so she can let the guy go.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: What so, in other words, until you can prove to
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: be more, she ain't letting this other guy go. Hold up, man,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: what kind of chick is this? Now? And we can
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: be a family again. Whoa wait a minute. But until then,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep sleeping with this dude over here. You
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: don't need to say nothing, because he taking care of
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: business that you couldn't. Now you said I appreciated this
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: guy for holding it down while I was gone. Now
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: you didn't stop saying that you didn't. That's a nice
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: manly thing to say, But you didn't appreciate that because
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: you wish you was here doing it yourself. That he
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: got a little bit more money than you. Now your
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: family over there, and now you say you appreciate him
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: holding it down. But she needs to let him go
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: now and adjust her lifestyle a little bit. I have
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: thought about leaving, you know, while I still have some
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: pride and dignity, but I couldn't stand leaving my children again.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: It's too much to ask of her to move. Is
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: it too much to ask her to lose a Spencer
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: apartment so we could build a new life together. She
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: said she loves me more than anything. Well, you can
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: find that out. All you got to do is say, baby,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: I got the money for a lesser apartment. I want
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: my family together. I don't want you to have to
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: try to service this debt with this older guy. I
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: don't want you to have to pay for your rent
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: with your body. So I think we all to just
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: I got us a place we can all be in here.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a little bit tight, and you find
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: out right away if she loves you or she loved
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: the arrangement she got. Does she love you or she
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: loved lifestyle she got? And I ain't really saying nothing
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: bad against this little girl. She got put in a
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: tough position when you got sent away for eighteen months.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: But now you're back and you want some things to
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: go back to where they were, But sometimes they're not
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: meant to go back to where they were, young man,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: And that's oftentimes what we have to learn in life.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: The things we want may not be what's in the
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: plan and the master plane. So you gotta kind of
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: be open to that because maybe you're finding out some things.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: If it ain't this dude right here partner. It could
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: be somebody else. Now, I'm not gonna do what women
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: do is say that wants a cheat always and cheat.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that. I'm saying, but you got
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: to least find out if she's willing to cut some
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: of this goal, if she loves you more than anything
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: and want y'all to work together as a family, or
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: she gonna keep service in this debt because that's what
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: she doing, and that puts you to the bad position.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: You dog gonna write it to masculate you. Every time
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: you look out the door, you know your girl going
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: somewhere twice a week, staying out all times a night,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: and you're at the house these kids. You know where
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: she at, but y'all don't say nothing about it. So
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to get frustrated and then wind
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: up doing something stupid. So before you do that, I
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: know you think if you walk away that it's just
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: gonna push your into his arms. But she's already in
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: his arms, so you're really not pushing her nowhere. You're
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: just moving out so you can get yourself together, And
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: I think you need to focus on that. Keep taking
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: care of your kids. Don't never stop taking care of
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: your children. That's our responsibility as men. Whether we're in
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: love with the girl or not anymore, has nothing to
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: do without responsibility as men and fathers. You have a
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: main obligation to take care of your children, and if
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: you do that, then you're being a man. There's nothing
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: that says you have to stay with her. Try to
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: work through it and work it out. If you don't
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: want to, you don't have to, but you do have
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: to take care of them kids. That's not an option
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: or an excuse. So take care of kids and then
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: ask her if she ready to make this thing a family.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: You know, everybody make mistakes, and give her a chance
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: to let you know where she stands on that's my suggestions.
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  Speaker 1: gonna answer for that hall for me. We're asking you, guys,
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  Speaker 1: love I ain't. I ain't gave up nothing I lost.
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  Speaker 1: It's a difference. I didn't give up nothing. I lost
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  Speaker 1: what was tooking away from you for love? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: most everything I've ever done for love? What I lost?
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  Speaker 1: I lost my So what did y'all wanted to go?
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  Speaker 1: I lost my ability thank for my damn self. I
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  Speaker 1: lost my ability to eat what I want to eat,
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  Speaker 1: where I want it. I lost my ability to all
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  Speaker 1: who the hell I want to come? Man? I lost
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  Speaker 1: lost your freedom. I gave a lost freedom, my ability
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  Speaker 1: to have multiple people's phone. No, but I lost my
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  Speaker 1: ability to lay my phone around. I lost But you're
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  Speaker 1: not bitter about it, because you certainly don't sound like that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: now it's a different love I have. But in the
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  Speaker 1: past those loves were lost. I lost the fact of
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  Speaker 1: being right. I ain't been righting thirteen years. You were
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  Speaker 1: being right? Oh right? Oh no, we had to get
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  Speaker 1: that up immediately. So you gave you gave up that? Okay, Tommy, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: what have you given up? I don't Well, I'm stop
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  Speaker 1: doing what I would do? What it was? What is wrong?
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  Speaker 1: What what you Yes, you're supposed to stop what you're
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  Speaker 1: doing for love, Tommy, Yes, you are gave a reasoning.
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  Speaker 1: I reason, I just I reason. I'm just saying what
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to give up, not think what I gave up.
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  Speaker 1: I want to hear what you gave me. Yes, Ja,
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  Speaker 1: damn man gave it up, pulling up knowing that in
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  Speaker 1: from in our house, it's starts piece of damn All right,
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  Speaker 1: a question for you. Do you have a hiding place
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  Speaker 1: in your home to just have a few minutes alone?
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  Speaker 1: You know? I mean everybody should have someplace, some little
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  Speaker 1: getaway place that they can have some me time. For instance,
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  Speaker 1: some women like to have what they call a she
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  Speaker 1: shed or a small room that they can read in
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  Speaker 1: or just chill in. I you know what, I love
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom. Men usually go into the garage or their
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  Speaker 1: man cave or the basement or someplace. Uh. Do you
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  Speaker 1: take an extended break in your home hiding place? Do
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  Speaker 1: you do it every day? Is the question? Or does
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  Speaker 1: your family know not to disturb you when you're in
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  Speaker 1: your favorite room or you're hiding place. Come on, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I know you take time for yourself. Yeah. I always
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  Speaker 1: done that. Yeah, I go, I go to San Diego.
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  Speaker 1: You lead a house, Yeah, get the hell out. Can't
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  Speaker 1: follow me down there. Damn. Grandkids know how to use
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  Speaker 1: the elevating everything. I'll be Damn, I'm going in to
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  Speaker 1: San Diego. It's beautiful there. I don't care if it is.
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  Speaker 1: They not there, clearly you got one. Yeah, I love.
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  Speaker 1: I will be in my bathroom for our words, ours
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom, in the bath because I have a
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  Speaker 1: TV in there, and you know I do my makeup,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I don't mean the water. No no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't say spend most of my time in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, not there. I just out. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: separate with the ban. I got my TV right in
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  Speaker 1: front of the toilet and a computer. Now that's how
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  Speaker 1: you go from Now, that's how you don't miss nothing.
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  Speaker 1: When I'm watching the game, I just get um going
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom. It's on the wall right in front
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  Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, I ain't done that up a little
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  Speaker 1: high where you can keep your head up. You don't
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  Speaker 1: want to look either keep your head or be digestive.
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  Speaker 1: Track is more open slight. What about you tell me
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  Speaker 1: I'm in my theater. I can get away from the theater.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear that, rich ass? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: said a rich ass statement that I ain't saying that.
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  Speaker 1: You said, my kids on my grand babies on the elevator.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't saying nothing about your elevating in your house.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't even pay that. I know you say I was going.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna go ahead, teeth you rosa. I thought
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  Speaker 1: I had it limited. Okay, all right, well passed his
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  Speaker 1: elevator on my theater. Hey, Julie, which one of your
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  Speaker 1: rooms in your house is your theater? Yeah, let's hear
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  Speaker 1: from the poet a theater. What I had to do
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  Speaker 1: is take some some drapes and put them on the
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  Speaker 1: side of the TV. Make my ass to the with them.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a theater. Hold on, y'all, come out
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen. Drapes gonna catch you. I'm gonna make a
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  Speaker 1: thill that boy, Paul, be nice. I ain't been here.
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  Speaker 1: I go to my theater. That nothing. I can't say nothing.
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  Speaker 1: How many seats in the theater. I'm not telling so
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  Speaker 1: many can't find him in there. Shut up, Steve, go
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  Speaker 1: down front. If down now, I'm gonna take my hand
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  Speaker 1: down and ain't look in the back and see you
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  Speaker 1: ask me where I go to get away? That's all
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  Speaker 1: I said. Man, Well the Lord is still blessing, bless you. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know I'm s if you're talking to
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  Speaker 1: you like you have one? I got changed. I talk
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  Speaker 1: Like he had no theaters? Now he got a th
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  Speaker 1: I gotta changed. I talk to him. Man, mister Nethew, Now, hey,
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  Speaker 1: in case you don't make it to San Diego? What
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  Speaker 1: what room in your home do you go to? Where
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  Speaker 1: do you go? I'll go all the way down to
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  Speaker 1: the basement. Was done done? Man? This little man cave?
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  Speaker 1: it's more of how I talk, because sometimes I get
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  Speaker 1: a little stumbled up and it doesn't sound like me
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  Speaker 1: if I try to share directly with somebody what somebody
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  Speaker 1: about it. I want to just talk to you about
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  Speaker 1: this life of abundance that we are all qualified for.
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about the life of
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  Speaker 1: abundance that God really wants all of us to enjoy.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a righteous person, God will give you a
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  Speaker 1: life of abundance. I didn't say if you a saved person,
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  Speaker 1: a life of abundance for you if you put your
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  Speaker 1: trust and your faith in Him. I'm just telling you,
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  Speaker 1: and you have to understand that God has equipped you
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  Speaker 1: to have this life of abundance. All of you have
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  Speaker 1: a gift that was given to you by God at birth.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone has one. Now you may not know what it is,
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  Speaker 1: but you have it. But because you've been so bent,
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  Speaker 1: so determined to do something to please somebody else. Your
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  Speaker 1: mother wants you to go to school and get a
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  Speaker 1: degree in this. Well, I told him I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: come down here and get a degree in that. So
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  Speaker 1: now I'm gonna get a degree in that where my
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  Speaker 1: father went to the army, So I'm going to the army.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's nothing wrong with the army. It's nothing
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  Speaker 1: wrong with going to the army. But if that ain't
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  Speaker 1: really what you were created for, you find to waste
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  Speaker 1: a lot of time. Man, you really really are because
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  Speaker 1: God really did equipped you for a life of abundance.
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  Speaker 1: When he created you, he had a mission in mind
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  Speaker 1: for you, had a mission in mind for me. He
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  Speaker 1: gave you a gift. Your gift is a thing that
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  Speaker 1: you do the absolute best with the least amount of effort.
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  Speaker 1: If you identify that gift, that's your greatest chance. Now
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  Speaker 1: here's a deal. When He prepared you for this life
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  Speaker 1: of abundance, and he gave you everything you needed to
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  Speaker 1: put on every day and go out and make your
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  Speaker 1: dreams and your life come true. If you put if
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  Speaker 1: you become passionate about your gift, you can be on
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  Speaker 1: your way to making your life happening and your dreams
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  Speaker 1: come true. He gives you everything you need to wear
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  Speaker 1: to go out and fight it. But what we do
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  Speaker 1: is we suit up, we suit up, and we settle in. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I got this job now, well out of our four
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  Speaker 1: years away from getting this another degree, I might as
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  Speaker 1: well go here. Well I got a promotion, now I
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  Speaker 1: might as well stay on here, well out of star
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  Speaker 1: ray start invested in my four one K. So you
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  Speaker 1: suit up, but you settle in, and then you know
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  Speaker 1: what you do. What we often do, and I did
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  Speaker 1: it myself for a while, we resign ourselves to living
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  Speaker 1: a mediocre life because we won't suit up and go
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  Speaker 1: out here and do what God wants us to do.
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  Speaker 1: So here's what I'm saying to you. If God didn't
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  Speaker 1: gave off you all the Scooba gear equipment you need,
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  Speaker 1: he then gave you the air tanks, the mask, the flippers,
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  Speaker 1: the nozzles, the hoses or as supply, don't put all
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  Speaker 1: this stuff up on and then head to the bathtub.
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  Speaker 1: What you're doing, you're settling in. Head out to the ocean.
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  Speaker 1: Get out in that ocean of opportunity. Get out there
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  Speaker 1: where in some of that deep water. Go out there
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  Speaker 1: where God has equipped you to go who He then
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  Speaker 1: suited you up. He gave you everything you need. But
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  Speaker 1: we want to go get in the bathtub where it's safe. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: all of you have the gear to win, the gear
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  Speaker 1: to have an abundant life, the gear to be prosperous,
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  Speaker 1: the gear to be happy. You have the gear you
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  Speaker 1: about to get out. You got to get out that
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  Speaker 1: bad half tub and go out there in that ocean,
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  Speaker 1: out in that deep water. Because out in the ocean,
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  Speaker 1: it's the opportunity. Ain't no opportunities in the bathtub. You
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  Speaker 1: got to go out there in that ocean of opportunity
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  Speaker 1: and experience all the God got for you. Some of it.
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  Speaker 1: You gonna get tested. You're gonna feel like you're going down.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna get a sinking feeling. But you're gonna be fine.
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  Speaker 1: You know why, because you got to give. You have
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  Speaker 1: what it takes you got to give. It's up to
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  Speaker 1: you to jump in. If you don't ever jump in
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  Speaker 1: the ocean, you ain't gonna really know if you can
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  Speaker 1: handle deep water or not. I got you scared of
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  Speaker 1: the deep water. I got sometime that deep water. Look
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  Speaker 1: rough out there. I know you've seen some purpose people
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  Speaker 1: try to acquire fame and prosperity and happiness and go
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  Speaker 1: out on their own. And I know you've seen them
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  Speaker 1: out there sinking in the water. Look rough. So now
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  Speaker 1: you want to stay over here in the bathtub. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: no opportunities in the bathtub. All your opportunities out there
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  Speaker 1: some bard coot out there. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, some
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  Speaker 1: whales out there. Yeah yeah. All that's out there. But
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  Speaker 1: what's to say you won't be one? Get out the
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  Speaker 1: bathtub with all this geared God and gave you, and
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  Speaker 1: jump in that ocean out there and swim like you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to swim around. You're gonna get the life of
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  Speaker 1: your dreams, the life of abundance. That's all I got
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