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Last time on no latency side quests.
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You can't exactly control whether or not the precipitation
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is gonna be coming down for the wins and wears.
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Apparently it's my job now. Let's take out the What was his
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name? Doctor Forecast.
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Use your best judgement. Fantastic.
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I have none of that. We'll do.
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That's where our guy is. They're doing the parade route.
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Is US doing what we're doing now against the rules?
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We're going to be stealing stuff.
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You got this. Take your dreams and do it.
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Put the gun down and we'll talk. I don't know if you completely
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hurt. Heard what?
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She said. You either listen to the boss or
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I will stuff your stockings. Can't damage the merchandise.
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I'm not. I don't really mean it.
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Oopsie Daisy. You want to test me?
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Still nasty. I'm borrowing one of the
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vehicles. It's official business.
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Dave is being antisocial. I'm your boss.
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The boss. I know what the absolute fuck.
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What the absolute fuck. What happened to the the trunk?
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Where's all the junk? I mean, yes, but there's the
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plating, The plate. Where's the plating?
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Can't you just I pull a piece off of 1, slap it on the other
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and say hey. They're all missing.
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They're all missing. You don't got to use the same
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section like I just look if I find.
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It ain't going to it ain't going to fit if it doesn't this is all
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like custom like hammer out made.
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I no, my skills are pretty good. I can't do it the guy in.
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The room, Isn't that what? He does.
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You should piece of big enough. I got duct tape.
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I got handcuffs. I got rope.
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You. Got handcuffs too?
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Oh, I have handcuffs too. Oh my gosh.
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Handcuffs. All have handcuffs.
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I know. This.
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Party I have. Been to a handcuffs?
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Handcuffs. We have to get all half
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handcuffs out. I don't really need handcuffs.
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No. You never know.
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A coat? No.
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Well, a coworker of mine has taught me some pretty good rope
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tying techniques. Oh, Shibari.
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Steve too. Oh, Shibari.
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Yeah, see, that's why we're Best friends High 5.
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Oh, shit. You know Steve, huh?
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Oh, Shibari, Steve's a good fellow.
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I feel like I need to get on this.
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Who is Shibari's? No.
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Well, I made him like every other.
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Tuesday. Well, I mean my Co worker knows
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Shibari Steve and they learn through them.
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Yeah, no, I got another. I have.
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I have another Co worker. I was about to say friend I made
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Co worker that, you know they they're they're very good at it
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and I'm kind of like watching when they do it.
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It's a little unsettling, but like, I've got some skills now
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maybe. Says Retro as he pulls out 50
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foot of hemp and rope from his big backpack.
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Oh, like to watch Now I get it. Use the chairs in the corner in
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the hotel room. I respect that attitude.
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Yeah, we don't shame anybody's keys.
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That's beautiful right there. This conversation continues as
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you step back into the Mech Bay where MEC Mike is working on the
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vehicle. Hey Kate.
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Hey, what's your name? Mike.
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Mike the the back part the the the shielding is missing.
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What? What?
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What? From what?
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The back. The boot of.
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The other ones We can't fly without it.
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All the new plating. Yeah.
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OK, let me have a look. Please just fix it.
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Stares at the door Where the. Fuck did it go?
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That's what I'm asking you. So I don't know where the plates
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are, but also I don't have the wrench because like it's like
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really important, like experimental tank and there's
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this like wrench thing. I don't have the wrench.
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You need to fix it in 5 minutes. You're the mechanic.
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You need to fix it in five. Minutes.
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I'm not. No, I'm the junior and you have
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to watch my boss, Doug. Where where is Doug the
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doughnut? Doug's in the sauna.
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All right, I'm going to go over to Sauna.
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Where's? He was nice.
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Don't be mean. Like is the sauna right here?
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So the sauna is to the north of the room and you, you open this
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door and steam pours out from inside.
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It's warm in there. There is a sauna.
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Here again, my fucking tax eddies.
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What the fuck, Doug? Role perception is you step
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inside 19 Well, anybody who steps inside the sauna must
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roll. Resist torture drugs because
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it's really warm in here, so do that as well with your
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perception 19. As you step inside, though, you
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notice that Doug, who's just wearing a towel around his
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waist, sweating profusely, and counting a bunch of Eddie bills.
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Both of you, Why did you roll land?
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Vehicles. I didn't mean to.
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It's just what happened where my clicky pointer was this gigantic
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drop down. Keep a bunch.
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So you know what? That's fine.
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It still beats the DV. And so did you resist torture.
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So you step in the room and you you feel beads of sweat roll
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down your cheek and suddenly you remember.
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Just the heat reminds you of this motorbike race you were in
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once with your. Old friend, this strong this
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sauna straightened to the. Sun.
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I'm an. Astronaut your your old friend
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Varro, who's just some tune. You know you used to race in the
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desert with him and you're distracted by this, but Retro
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sees Doug see him and shove the wad of money underneath his bum.
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What are What's going on? OK, First off, gross.
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Second of all, where the fuck is the plating on the back of the
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of the back of the vehicles? Third, where's this fucking
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mystical wrench? I don't.
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Know what you're talking about? I pull my shotgun and put it
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directly in his crotch. Roll the face down.
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I produce my heavy handgun to assist and just point it right
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the fuck at him. Right.
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You get plus one to this face down because there are two guns
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faced at this guy 10. Plus 6 + 6 plus. 10 You've
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rolled a fucking ten, Yeah. Oh.
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God. Oh fuck.
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It's just enough of money. OK where's Where's the back of
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the vehicles in the And I'm going to press so hard you can
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hear something Pop I. Stole.
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I stole them to sell. I wanted to make some money
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because you know, working here is such hard work.
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So they're gone. They're nowhere here at all.
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Well, no, we we already got them a few hours ago.
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I took the wrench that only I have and I took the plates of
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the back. Who's going to notice in the
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back during the core of the parade?
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I could sell those mine like Dick, so they're going to come
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pick them up in about 20 minutes.
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Where are the plates? Well, the maelstrom was going to
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pick them up. They're gone.
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Oh, where are the fucking plates at this second in time?
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They're in the locker and I've got the wrench give.
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Me the wrench. OK, you rolled them correct.
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So I have to give it to you because that's how this works.
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How's it? Going in.
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There the forecast High pitched human.
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Yeah, now tell me where the locker is or the high pitched
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human is is is gonna say hi? No, don't.
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I'm sorry. It's the the, the it's like
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parallel to this. One of the ones on the, on the,
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on the, on the on the east side. OK, great.
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I'm gonna take that ask cash and and.
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Put it Do we turn left or right? We walk out this door.
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Please don't tell my boss that I was trying to steal.
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Do we turn left to right? Walk out this door?
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I don't need to hear no. E fucking Magellan.
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Give me simple. Just.
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Directly South of the sauna guy, we've gone.
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OK fine. I want you to to count how many
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times you can say butter in my biscuits.
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Really. Follow my butter.
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There's 10. Keep keep Going.
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Keep going, right? Butter my my heart rate's going
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up. Hold on one second.
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Oh no. I rolled A5.
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I'm fine. As as we back out, I close the
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door right and then I break the handle and on.
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Did you lock that guy in a sauna?
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I think he's. Going to die.
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Wait, wait wait wait. I think that's what we call my
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brand. He doesn't check the door
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because he thinks he's Scott free, so he's not going to check
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the door for a little bit. It's, you know, it's just, it's
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just another porta potty if it was in the summer, so.
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You snap the console off the backside of the door and it
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fizzles and locks shut. The only people who understand
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what's going on are Cipher, Remington and Retro.
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Oh, I stayed in the airlock area because I was like, man, I don't
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want to see a naked man. Right, and you didn't see a
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naked man, but you do watch Retro break the sauna door.
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We got, we don't have time for this.
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We got to go. Retro's holding a wrench.
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Do you know how to use that? Yeah, it's like.
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It's a four J7 wrench for a special socket.
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Yeah, yeah. Maybe we should let Magic Mike
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here work the wrench. Wait.
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Can we fix it? I don't.
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I'm. I'm neck Mike.
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So. OK.
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Mike just learned your tone. Back the fuck up and a lot of
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tech actually get in US, OK, someone find me them plates.
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Where are the plates? They're in a locker.
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Fucking Magellan back there, said the.
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East of here. South S s.
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I'm going to. I'm going to start looking for
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lockers and just start gripping them to.
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Walk around this place some bullshit.
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So prompt you head South from the sauna and there are 8
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lockers here on either side of you, in the side of this room.
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Role perception, I would. Like to assist?
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Yeah, so you're both now checking all of the lockers in
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this corner, 13? 15-O plus two.
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Oh, cipher rolls higher. Definitely rolling a 15 + 2 and
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finds them before you do. They open up the locker and
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because you rolled so high on perception, you managed to step
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out of the way as three large plates fall to the ground right
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next to you after this locker. Oh, oh, that.
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Was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that.
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Oh yeah, that that just could have been really, really bad.
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But hey, here we go. Oh, let's take one of them.
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Let's see if we can take one of the other ones and bring it with
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us. We might need it.
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Oh yeah, good point. I'm going to try and drag the
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plate scraping along towards one of the vehicles.
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As you grab the plate, you remember that this material is
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incredibly light since it's made out of nano fiber and sequence
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graphene. So unlike the graphene first
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discovered, this is 3 dimensional, so it holds its
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shape really, really well. And that's what makes it
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corrosively resistant. Not some kind of coating, but
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the physical material itself. It's fairly light, only weighs
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about 15 lbs, but it's fairly unmalleable in terms of it has
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almost no flexibility. It is.
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It is cast like resin. I'm going to grab one.
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Do you want to grab the other one Safer?
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Yeah, let's grab just two and then we'll head back to the
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vehicles. You all grab these, Remington.
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I imagine you also help a little bit because they're a little bit
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awkward. With pleasure drag.
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Them into the flight deck area where vehicles can launch.
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At this point the rain has started to fall into the hole in
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the ceiling where you will exit the vehicle, and it looks like
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the only way out of this building is under the protection
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of one of these flight vehicles. OK.
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Mike, do your thing, fix it retro.
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Can you help or supervise? I don't know.
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I don't have this is not my specialty.
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I wasn't trained on how to use the wrench, and you can't.
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That's your muted guide. There's a mute on your face.
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Can you hit the? Mike, shut the fuck up.
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OK, so do you need? OK, you seem like way better at
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this than me. Mike, go back to vocational
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school. I that's that's why I'm here.
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I'm an intern. You know, they don't pay me
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anything. Fuck it.
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Wait, you're an intern, not an apprentice?
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No, no, I can't be an apprentice because then they'd have to pay
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me because of that law. So I'm an intern.
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Oh, it's good that you locked that guy in there.
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What? What?
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Oh. Nothing.
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If I paid my tax at ease, I would be really, really upset.
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Magic Mike, if I give you a little bit of payment, can you
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all of a sudden upgrade yourself and what prestigiousness you
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have in your position and make this happen proper?
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I mean, I've never used the wrench.
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It's like on a special socket. Yeah, you use it just like that,
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like that guy is doing over there with the TV head.
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And you, while you're trying to convince Mike to do this, you're
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watching Retro just go, oh fuck, and just doing himself.
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And he's attaching the plates to the back of the NCPD vehicle
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that's labeled #3 DO. You unlike the keys, yes.
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Yes. Please.
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OK. And he pulls the keys out of his
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pocket and he hands them to you. There you go, Mr. Cowboy Guy.
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Yeah. Any advice you can give us on
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exactly how to operate Sid vehicle?
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Any of y'all familiar with with these?
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It's not quite what I'm quite so used.
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To I'm a driver, so no. Roll Persuasion.
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I'd be quite happy to do that now, Magic Mike.
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He wouldn't lie to me. Would you?
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No. Oh man, you roll really high on
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persuasion. That is why they call me the
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shit kicker of swavity I know my life with.
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People Oh, Jay over there in the corner.
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He sometimes takes the vehicles out, but he's not very good with
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flying. So he's got a chip.
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I didn't say that to you. So it's like a skill chip that
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makes better. Chip Oh.
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Oh really? Well, we should, we should go
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relieve him of that so that we can be more skilled because I.
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Didn't tell you I'm just an intern, my guy.
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I don't know. Mike Yes, seem like a good guy.
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I do my best. Go join a union.
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Drop this shit. Stop working for the man work.
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For yourself Get get fucking paid.
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Don't do no this intern shit. No.
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You know, you rolled over 20. I'm just going to listen to you.
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That sounds good. You know what?
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Fuck this shit. Doug's a Dick anyway.
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And he wants out. Free labor stolen.
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Fuck the man, Mike. Yeah.
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Oh no, wait. I made them all do my work.
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Fuck. Oh shit.
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That's. Why?
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I said fuck the man, fuck the system, OK, example.
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Maybe. You should probably get that
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chip from him. How?
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You're the boss. Tell him to give me the chip.
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Or else. Your stuff is stocking.
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I mean, you heard them. I We need the chip.
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Roll something, anything you like, as long as it's, you know,
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persuasion, bureaucracy. Yeah, I will use bureaucracy.
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Bureaucracy. They use their power.
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Of broccoli. Holy shit, that's a really good
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dude. Damn, that's 22 and he goes.
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Let's go. Thank you.
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I'm going to take. So I guess.
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Whatever chipping in. Does anybody want to be?
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Chipping in. Get it?
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Like a song? Leave.
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Just leave. Yeah, you should walk out.
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Go to the break room and have a nap.
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Oh my God, they're dead bodies. No, you should walk out the
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front. No way.
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Without an umbrella, he's gonna see if it still ran.
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You're now talking to the back of some old guy's head as he
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leaves the room. So, Reggie, this is amazing.
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Thank you. I appreciate that you know what,
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but this is this is really, really strange.
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I'm getting positive feedback from my work.
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It feels a little icky. I'm.
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Not you did a terrible. Job.
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Oh, OK. Is that better?
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Yes. OK.
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You can do better. You can do so much better.
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Oh, OK. OK.
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That that's enough. You're you're you're you're
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giving Iona vibes now and I'm I'm good.
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I'm cool on that. OK, cool.
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OK, cool. You.
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Know. Safari Steve has some associates
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who could really just like, tell people don't get in that aspect
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of your life right there. You say as you climb into the
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flight vehicle, 100%. Are you talking about Matt?
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Yeah. Oh yeah, Meany Matt.
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He's sort of fantastic. He'll totally berate you,
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however. Like.
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Hard. You need him to do so he'll
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he'll totally go for it. Go in like you're a piece of
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shit. You don't deserve anything.
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You don't. And then you're like, OK, that
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sounds. Horrible.
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We don't. We don't.
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We don't kink shit. Who's got who's?
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Who's got a chip slot? Am I the only one who has a chip
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slot? Hold please.
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I might. I don't know though.
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Maybe. How do I find?
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Out. It'd be a new cyberwear.
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Gotcha. OK.
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No, I don't so. Is a chip slot the same thing as
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an option slot? No.
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Then I do not fucking have one. OK, Retcha's gonna go ahead and
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click the side of his head. He's gonna take out his dance
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chip. Sullenly put it in their pocket,
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take the flying chip, Gently jam it in.
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You OK? You gain a temporary +2 to fly
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Air vehicle. That's not going to be much
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better. Probably better than ours.
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Yeah, I have a six. 5I. Don't know, I think it might
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help you. Wait, you add +2 though?
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That's 11. Yeah, that's still enough.
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So with an 11 you manage to get the vehicle off the ground and
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as you're sitting there, there are two flight controls for this
17:25
vehicle. So you can have a Co pilot if.
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You want I'll step in on that Co pilot spot.
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Considering my reflex score enough gives me a decent pilot
17:37
air vehicle. And by decent I mean equivalent
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to what our pilot has with their +2.
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clouds cipher. You're helping navigate towards
18:59
it with the information you managed to gather earlier.
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OK, yeah. So which way next?
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Yeah, yeah. So, OK, you got to turn left and
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then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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yeah. You go down a few blocks and
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then sharp, right. It should be like, yeah, like
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500 meters. OK, well I I'm I have like pins
19:24
and needles right now as I'm flying this this is like really
19:26
weird. You got this.
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You got this. I believe in you.
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I'm. Going to pull out my I'm going
19:32
to pull out my lucky Sunday joint to make me feel better,
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which is 10 times bigger than my other joints and like that
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bitch. Roll to approach this storm.
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OK, both people piloting the vehicle.
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Please Retro, in your nervousness.
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You are reinvigorated by this. A group of people, you've had a
20:02
lot of success this night. The parade is meant to be in
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about an hour, and you've got this feeling that if you can
20:08
sort this out, you're probably going to do all right.
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Can I ask a favour since I got a crit on this?
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Yes. Can we just make it like a Mr.
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Bean, just completely accidentally do it?
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Absolutely. So you head towards this storm
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and as you get towards the thicker shadow that sits in the
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middle of this storm, you get caught by a side wind and you
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manage to fly sideways around this thing in a circle, causing
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everyone to get pushed to the left hand side of the door.
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Oh, that was nearly a glitter spray.
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Oh. No.
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So you've now made your way around this and it's given you
20:51
the opportunity. With your crit on pilot air
20:54
vehicle, you've seen that there are three entrances to this
20:58
airship. There's two near the engines,
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which seem like maybe a safer bet, and one near the cockpit
21:03
which is very likely guarded by guards and bad dudes.
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Well, I mean, I just, I mean, if we're Mr. Beating this fucker,
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let's just go directly into that cockpit.
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I've lost control and we aim for that cockpit.
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Don't disagree. You bump your way up to the side
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of the building. The flight vehicle recognizes
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the ports on the other side and somehow it just lets you in
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because of. Spiritos Santos.
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Santos You. Managed it, I don't.
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Know how? That's amazing.
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Suddenly there was something. So I need to check some emails.
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It was weird. It was like something inside my
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head was like an old timey fighter pilot from those World
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War days that was telling me to do a barrel roll.
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Talks me goose. You all right.
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I feel like. Ice, Yeah.
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As you step into the airship, you step into this corridor.
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It's very brightly lit and this room is cold.
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It's very, very cold inside of this vehicle.
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But you enter through the front and that door has a sensor on it
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and you hear over the speaker. You're trying to break into my
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amazing airship. And you too, some wash Give up
22:14
your needs, Give up your consumerism.
22:17
Just give up. Otherwise you will be crossed
22:20
under my weathering power. Pay doc with.
22:24
What? You feed?
22:25
No, I'll. I'll happily wipe my boots.
22:28
But I need to point out something to you.
22:30
We did not try to break in to your dirigible of Dipshitury.
22:35
We have succeeded. Bestie.
22:38
Yeah, I actually think that was like either a a prerecorded
22:42
message or like over PA system. So unfortunately, I don't think
22:47
that he can hear you. He didn't hear me say George.
22:49
George Full of dipshitary. No, but that was very.
22:52
No, but I really I that was that was like poetry.
22:55
Fuck, it was a good line. I'll have to save it.
22:57
I'm going to wipe my feet. It was, really.
22:59
Everyone rolled Perception. Oh wow.
23:01
Everyone rolled freely. Well, everyone rolled 15 or
23:03
higher. Excellent prompt.
23:05
Rolled a crit. And So what you hear is two
23:08
people from the door to the east of you where the actual cockpit
23:12
is. This is just the access
23:14
corridor. You hear two people on the other
23:17
side of that door. Now you can either very quickly
23:20
hide or you can get ready to kill.
23:23
Kill them. OK, awesome.
23:25
All right, there's two people we got to get ready.
23:27
I don't know what we're going to do.
23:29
New plan, New plan. Fuck yeah.
23:32
I'm getting closer to that door and I'm going to get a good bead
23:36
on it when they come through. I'm just going to shoot the fuck
23:39
out of them. Cool.
23:40
I do not move. I'm going to wipe my feet
23:42
though. Is it time for glitter?
23:44
Hell yeah. Now the pink Hello cutie assault
23:48
rifle comes out. So pistol.
23:51
Getting ready. An SMG?
23:53
No, no salt. Reference No.
23:54
I have. I have a I have two guns.
23:56
Oh, you oh, you have two. Oh shit.
23:57
Alright, fuck. There was one that was strapped
23:59
to her her the entire time, like.
24:01
No, that's fine. I just wanted to make sure we
24:02
were talking about the same gun. Dope.
24:04
Yes. No, I'm down.
24:05
No, it's it's a specially like issued 1.
24:07
Nice. I like that the door is not
24:09
locked Remington. So you can either wait for them
24:11
to open it or you can open. Oh, fuck yes.
24:13
Well, in that case, they're just right on the other side of that
24:16
door. Great.
24:18
Somewhere in there, yeah. Then I'm going to go over that
24:20
door, I'm going to boot that motherfucker open, and I'm just
24:22
going to go Full Auto fire with the assault rifle.
24:25
All right, we're all for it. Boot.
24:31
Don't forget to deduct 10 ammo for.
24:33
Doing that, don't worry, I will. 16 Roll to kick the door open.
24:38
Alright, Athletics. Yeah.
24:39
Alright, pretty good that. You kick the door open and it's
24:43
cool as fuck. There's a dude in a full pilot
24:46
outfit and just a regular maelstrom guy standing there.
24:49
Ohh fuck. And then you pull the trigger
24:51
with your auto fire and these bullets hail around them because
24:54
you only roll the 16. You miss entirely wasting 10
24:58
bullets but pushing them back with the surprise of kicking the
25:02
door open and you're just standing there.
25:04
Yeah, I'm fully aware. Isn't his bestie, like, right
25:09
there? Hello Hasta La Vista, stupid.
25:12
And she's just going to, like, totally fire.
25:15
That's what we're going to do. 18 You know, you know what's
25:19
great about an 18? Because it's higher than 17 and
25:24
so the pilot gets hit. You only do times one damage
25:27
because it's only one above what you needed, which was a 17.
25:30
But he takes nine damage to the body and it pushes him back and
25:35
he's now panicking. He didn't have very good armor
25:40
on the flight suits, really, really thin.
25:42
It only had like a an AP of two. So he's he's he's not doing
25:47
great already. He's upset about it can.
25:49
I hug. Can she then hug like like
25:52
basically like where she shot and then she kind of goes like
25:54
to the other side of the door to kind of like get cover?
25:57
Yes, she can. So you move to the South side of
26:00
the room, just behind the door frame, Yes.
26:03
Went to the door. Oh wait, it's super cold in
26:07
here. You said right.
26:08
Very. Hey, Remington, can I borrow
26:11
that? Oh, that's right, you gave.
26:12
You already gave up all the water, right?
26:14
Shit. Yeah, I only had two.
26:16
You. Need this?
26:17
Oh, you still got to have a bottle of water.
26:19
Yeah. Can I borrow that?
26:21
I mean, it was a special gift from Bestie, but these are
26:24
special circumstances. Here she.
26:26
Tosses it. I'll take it.
26:27
I like to use my bonus action. Mm hmm.
26:30
To throw the bottle of water specifically between the two of
26:33
them, OK? And hopefully that spills out
26:37
everywhere without being as cold as that is.
26:39
Maybe that'll kind of frost over, making it slip more
26:42
slippable for them and then I'm going to shoot them with my
26:45
assault, right? The bottle is plastic glass, so
26:49
you throw it at the ground. If you want it to break, you
26:52
have to roll for that because it is shatter resistant.
26:55
OK, sure. I will.
26:57
I'm going to roll education. Oh, it does not go well.
27:02
You throw it towards them, it bings off the glass on the
27:06
outside of the cockpit and comes flying back towards you and
27:09
donks you on the head, giving you a -, 1 to hit.
27:12
It's really embarrassing everyone sees.
27:21
Stop. Stop laughing at me.
27:22
And instead of using my assault rifle, I'm actually going to use
27:25
a baby boomer. My grenade launcher.
27:28
I'm just baffled I didn't break. Wait, give me.
27:30
Back my water. Then it rolls across the floor.
27:33
As you're not paying attention, he lets off a grenade into this
27:36
room and it explodes next to these two dudes, causing 7D6
27:41
damage. Holy shit.
27:44
And they both take a serious amount of damage.
27:47
The explosion causes the door to fly shut, and now you don't know
27:51
their fate. I mean, can I find out their
27:53
fate? Sure.
27:55
First, he's first. I'm gonna open that door.
27:56
And what does their fate look like?
27:58
Well, the guy on the ground, he's got a broken arm and he's
28:02
holding his arm, So as a pilot, that's probably bad.
28:06
The other guy has got serious burns and he's also below half
28:10
health and he also has got a broken arm.
28:12
They're now buddies in broken arms because I wrote a six for
28:14
both of them. Fuck are they opposite?
28:17
Yes, one's broken their left arm, The other one's broken
28:20
their right arm. We.
28:20
Got one full person. So I'm going to walk in here, go
28:24
up to the one that is not the pilot, I'm going to bring out my
28:30
very heavy pistol and I'm just going to shoot this fucker point
28:33
blank with it. And you will do that.
28:36
After he attempts to shoot you. You can ask the enemies have to
28:38
shoot. Sometimes this feels like when
28:40
he would do that 16 beat a 16 to dodge the bullet.
28:45
How about that 23? Yes, you dodged the first
28:48
bullet. He attempts to shoot you again.
28:49
Beat a 1319. The second bullet flies past
28:53
you, completely avoiding you. Well, you tried to kill me.
28:58
Now I'm going to have to return the favour, no?
29:00
Fuck you. Oh shit.
29:03
And you shoot him for 17 damage, which is more than he has of
29:09
health. And he is.
29:11
And this guy fucking dies because he's got -4 health right
29:15
now. And I'm going to look over at
29:17
the pilot, point my pistol at him, keep this thing flying
29:23
steady where you're next. Do you fucking understand me?
29:27
Yeah. I don't have an arm.
29:30
Figure it the fuck out. That's not my problem.
29:32
Is it OK? And I I wave my cybernetic arm.
29:36
Oh look, I don't have an arm either, but I should figure it
29:38
the fuck out. So, right.
29:40
Maybe you need to seize the fucking day and understand what
29:44
you can do and not wonder about what you can't do.
29:47
Believe in yourself, you piece of shit.
29:50
Right, you got it. Did you want like, to
29:53
interrogate me about the place that you are in in some kind of
29:55
fashion, or you're just going to leave me to make sure this thing
29:58
doesn't crash? Humble Let everybody else do
30:00
that 'cause they're smarter than me.
30:02
That is very valid and completely on point for your
30:04
character. You need to give yourself more
30:06
credit. You're very intelligent in your
30:08
own way. Yes, that's right.
30:10
You're really intelligent, especially 'cause you have a gun
30:11
pointed at me. Fuck.
30:13
Don't kiss up, just 'cause my best friend said nice things.
30:17
Oh, it's nice that you have friendship.
30:19
That's a Christmas miracle. I don't like all the platitudes.
30:24
He goes up to the machine, it's gonna be really hard.
30:26
And he pushes the autopilot button and the thing just
30:28
follows the OK. OK, tell us, where is that
30:33
stupid doctor? Doctor Forecast Yeah, yeah,
30:36
he's, he's in the, he's in the chambers.
30:39
What? Where are the chambers?
30:40
The mid chambers of the airship. In what direction they don't act
30:44
like? A Band-Aid.
30:45
No shut. Up West and South.
30:48
OK, I'll shut the fuck up. I'm sorry you have a gun and I'm
30:50
scared. West and South.
30:52
Wait, what? Go out of this room West and
30:55
then you go South into the main chain.
30:57
Why is everybody Amerigo fucking Vespucci?
31:01
Who? The hell is that?
31:07
I didn't take geography in class anyway.
31:15
Wait, what kind of system are we working with here?
31:17
Where, where? Where can we turn everything
31:19
off? Yeah.
31:20
Where the fuck's the compass Rose?
31:21
I can't see it out. Here and there's probably some
31:24
security cameras. It's just that way and then
31:27
down. Where's the security system?
31:29
Oh, OK, that actually made it a lot easier.
31:31
OK. Thank you, Magellan.
31:32
Security system. Where is it?
31:34
The security system is the cloud.
31:37
I'm genuinely surprised you got in here.
31:39
You must have rolled really well.
31:41
Oh. All right then.
31:45
Thanks stupid. Also SLAP.
31:50
Also, Doctor Forecast is like, really fucking dangerous.
31:55
What makes him so dangerous? He'll start initiative.
31:59
Shit. We are dangerous.
32:02
OK, all right. OK, Come on let's let's let's
32:05
let's all get in there can. You give us a.
32:07
Quinta. Quinta, Santa Maria.
32:09
Let's get in there. Come on.
32:10
All right. La Quinta oh.
32:11
My God, we slap you, leave the pilot in the cockpit.
32:14
I'm going to head over to Retro Richard.
32:16
Can you get the doors open? Yeah, do your thing.
32:18
Do your thing. All right.
32:20
The finger thing. The finger thing.
32:21
Oh, well. No, no, that.
32:23
OK. Not that one.
32:24
The other. OK.
32:26
The other. Finger Shibari, Steve also does
32:28
that. Oh, sometimes, yeah.
32:30
Yeah, here we go. That's usually on Fridays
32:32
though. Electronic Security Tech 31.
32:35
You fiddle around with this and as you touch the keypad you
32:38
notice that it is also quite cold.
32:41
The temperature sensor in your cyber hand detects that it is
32:44
below the ambient temperature, which means this whole airship
32:48
you have discovered is a heat sick for the machine and it's
32:51
absorbing this air and dissipating it into the cloud
32:53
surrounding you the door. Clever.
32:57
Should we just crash this strip? Oh yeah, fuck yeah.
32:59
Sorry to rain on your parade. Oh.
33:02
That's a good one. Oh, you have finally made it to
33:04
the location of where I am in this room.
33:06
Sure, it is time for me to get windy.
33:11
Yeah, or some. Other kind of river pond, Joe,
33:16
you're going to? Fart.
33:17
Take a lead lozenge you loudmouth fuck.
33:20
No, you see I am big bad. So when you enter room, yeah, it
33:25
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33:29
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as you're throwing your shade, Remington.
34:27
You smile at Doctor Forecast and he smiles back at you and you
34:32
blink and he moves to the left. You do not see him move to the
34:36
left. He just moves to the left and
34:38
retro. A chill goes up your spine
34:41
because you recognize that movement and you recognize that
34:44
sound. This motherfucker has a
34:47
sandavision. Fucking God damn Sandavisions.
34:51
What? But Remington, you're the 1st to
34:56
take action in this fight that decides the fate of the Night
34:59
City parade. Very nice, see very epistle that
35:04
is rate of fire. One which it was more than one,
35:08
and the step out from behind this transformer and behind
35:11
behind level in my very heavy pistol.
35:14
Like I said, take a lead. Lozenge.
35:16
You really now fuck open fire on this little bitch?
35:19
Do you shoot the Maelstrom goon in front of you or Doctor
35:22
Forecast himself? Well, I want to shoot Doctor
35:24
Forecast 18. As you pull the trigger, you see
35:28
him smile and nod at you at a speed that makes you very, very
35:33
upset. And he rolls a crit 10.
35:36
That's a Max crit of 23 as he sidesteps your bullets and
35:41
you've see him move in blood. So that's what it feels like.
35:50
Do you do anything else in your turn?
35:51
You still have a little movement lab.
35:53
I'm going to go back behind this transformer and we'll hide back
35:59
there. Catch my breath, silver.
36:00
Bitches. Faster than I am.
36:01
I don't. I don't know how I feel about
36:03
that. I'm going to have to reconsider
36:06
my entire life's purpose. You move behind the machine and
36:09
you no longer can see that is true Doctor forecast.
36:13
I don't. Want to see it?
36:14
He fucking terrified me. Yeah.
36:16
Right. That's on purpose.
36:18
Doctor Forecast steps forward. He pulls out this gun and he
36:22
pulls it out from his side and it clicks onto his arm and flips
36:27
onto the other side with a really satisfying and very
36:30
cyberpunk swish. The handle for this gun slips
36:34
into his hand from the underside and you can hear a charging
36:37
noise as it builds up electricity.
36:40
And he shoots at the closest target, which is retro rolling
36:45
an 18. That's a hit.
36:47
When hit, the target must roll. Resist torture.
36:49
Drugs will be electrocuted DB13. Of course you did this to me.
36:55
You're the one who stood for the furthest step.
36:57
This is your. I I did what I did, I don't take
37:00
it back. Good.
37:01
Nope, you are electrocuted. On a fail, the target falls to
37:05
the floor and goes prone, taking an extra 1D four damage, which
37:09
is only one You are hit for 18 damage minus your.
37:21
That's a shocking experience. I am the weather maker, you
37:25
motherfucker. And Doctor Forecast uses the
37:28
rest of his incredibly fast motion to disappear from sight.
37:32
OK, who do who do I see in front of since he he moved away?
37:35
You can see one goon. Fantastic.
37:38
OK, How? How?
37:39
How? Motherfucker she.
37:41
Shoots 17. Yes, that hits and you hit for
37:46
11 damage. You rolled A6 and A1 for damage.
37:50
So there's balance in all things.
37:51
And these bullets hit this guy and his armour gets reduced by
37:57
1:00 because of your bullets and he takes seven damage.
38:03
Aside from may have some special grenades, is that basically she
38:06
can't do that on this turn? You've used a heavy pistol that
38:09
would take your full action to do that, but a heavy pistol I
38:12
believe has a rate of fire of two so you can shoot your gun
38:16
again. Oh my goodness, I forgot about.
38:19
That so your second hit 19 also hits but the damage is bullshit
38:24
as it like flicks off a piece of his armour.
38:26
You only cause one HP damage with that, but you do a blade
38:31
his armour by a little bit. Do you do anything else with
38:35
your turn? I'm not able to move.
38:39
Yes you are. You moved one square your your
38:42
movement is I think, 6. Oh, let me see.
38:45
OK, so this so. Whatever your move skill is, you
38:49
can move in your turn. If you want to do double your
38:52
movement, that takes up your attack as well.
38:54
OK, so if I'm behind this area here, I don't know what this
38:58
thing is. It looks like it's part of the
39:00
the ship. Yeah, that's where she's going
39:01
to go. She's going to move behind that
39:02
piece. So close.
39:05
There's a goon far away. Who saw you shoot this guy?
39:11
This Maelstrom goon who's been hired by Doctor Forecast moves
39:15
over to get a site on you, Cipher.
39:18
He shoots you with this heavy pistol missing, missing you, and
39:23
the bullet flies past you, Dings off the glass behind you and
39:26
sticks into the other wall, not enough to even leave the
39:29
building. He pulls the trigger again,
39:31
hitting you for a crit. Fail on damage of eight,
39:36
reducing your your armour by one.
39:39
That's it. Stupid still hit you Dick.
39:46
I'm I'm going to walk over to Retro to try and like, lift him.
39:50
Hold on. I I got it.
39:51
I got it. All right.
39:54
I'm going to switch tactics and I'm going to reach for my heavy
39:57
pistol and I'm going to take a shot at the goon nearby. 16
40:02
Hitting with crit failed damage again.
40:06
That's eleven. It still does some damage.
40:08
It still hurts him. His armour is still bladed by
40:11
one and he takes six damage. I get another shot, yeah.
40:16
I take another shot at him. I think you do 15.
40:19
Does that hit? Yes, it does.
40:21
He hit this guy again for 18 damage this time.
40:25
Holy moly, that's doing a total of 14.
40:28
Oh, it didn't. It didn't.
40:29
Didn't it? All right, so that's a crit.
40:31
Which is Oh, that's a nine. Get wrecked.
40:35
The the guy leans on the transformer.
40:38
The pipe he touches burns his hands and he moves away quickly,
40:42
twisting too much and you hear a ligament in his leg snap and
40:46
tear. Oh fuck.
40:50
Sorry. Oh my bad.
40:50
You OK? Wait, but no, I don't care about
40:52
you. So this guy actually goes under
40:58
half elf, under half elf. That's a Christmas pun.
41:01
He goes under half elf and takes another critical injury which is
41:06
7. A foreign object gets stuck in
41:09
his body. He tries to grab his gun and his
41:11
gun goes into his abdomen barrel first.
41:15
Oh. Fuck.
41:18
That's so fucked. And he leans against the
41:21
transformer pieces that aren't boiling hot and is now
41:25
essentially. Which one was that?
41:27
Oh, that one right there. Do you want to do anything else
41:30
with your turn? You still I?
41:31
Would like to move away. And do so.
41:34
I'm going to do. I'm going to peek around and be
41:35
like, oh OK. Move around the transformer and
41:38
you step right in front of Doctor Forecast who looks at you
41:42
and smiles. A.
41:44
Little wave. Hi, yeah.
41:49
OK, Retro is going to get up from printing problem, and it's
41:54
still very dazed from being electrocuted.
41:58
And the last painful moment ricochets through Retro's mind
42:02
of being laughed at, which Retro does not like being laughed at.
42:06
OK, I don't like being bullied, all right?
42:09
And everyone just needs to stop making fun of me.
42:12
Stop making fun of me and Retro is going to fire off his
42:16
grappling arm at this dune right here, and he's going to whip him
42:24
like a Wrecking Ball at this transformer right here trying to
42:28
aim for the turbine flat. You know the turbine part,
42:32
hopefully jamming them in there and possibly exploding it.
42:35
Nice. And I will roll for that.
42:39
Do so. That's a 32.
42:43
You fire your grapple hand at this guy who's paying attention
42:47
to Cipher. He's pretty happy with the shots
42:50
he made because he now has advantage.
42:52
Cipher has no cover, and he's kind of bloating a little bit.
42:56
And then this grapple hand grabs him by the wrist, and he looks
43:00
at his wrist and you across the room, attached by a cable, and
43:04
then you whip him. You whip him real good and he
43:07
flies across the room, smacks into the transformer, and you're
43:10
like, yeah, that thing's going to explode and that thing minces
43:13
his left leg like it. But that machine gives no shit
43:18
about this human being coming towards the blades of the
43:21
intake. It is way stronger than that.
43:23
It does an insanely the best piece of equipment and this guy
43:26
loses his left leg as it gets mulched on the machine.
43:32
It's gruesome. All of you were a little bit
43:34
taken back by how like the machine just didn't even blink
43:38
I. Guess that's what happens when
43:39
you're on a naughty list. Yikes.
43:42
Well, Doc, did you, Doc, did you forecast that?
43:45
I can't move that much because I had to get prom.
43:47
I had to pick up from your prom. I come around here and up.
43:52
You step forward past the transformer and you see Doctor
43:55
Forecast to your right, and on the other side of Doctor
43:59
Forecast is prompt, waving at you awkwardly in the fight.
44:04
OK. I will, I will just.
44:06
I will just rear back in. I'm just going to be not ice to
44:14
beat you and punch him with my slap around. 28 Doctor Forecast
44:21
smiles at you as he goes to Dodge, and you punch him where
44:25
he's about to be and you clock him across the face.
44:28
No. Roll 26.
44:32
He's turned on all my face. And not only do you cause him
44:41
damage, you also blade his head armour by 1.
44:44
The Maelstrom goon who has the next turn, unfortunately is on
44:49
the ground and incapacitated, and he just tries to get away.
44:53
He crawls towards the he crawls towards the corridor that leads
44:57
to the cockpit, and as he steps past, the transformer sees
45:01
Remington, looks at you and goes.
45:04
Oh. Shit, He attempts to shoot you.
45:07
He's not doing well. So there is a a -, 2 to this
45:12
attack. 17. Beat a 17.
45:16
OK, I will. You rolled a 19.
45:20
The bullet flies by you and you just kind of look at this guy
45:22
with pity because you can only take one shot.
45:24
We, we, we we all make mistakes. But just sit there and think
45:28
about what you've done. Everybody's saying that.
45:31
Buy me a drink 1st and we'll talk about where things will go.
45:35
On the other side of the room, a goon steps out from a
45:38
Transformer and he sees on either side of Doctor Forecast,
45:42
prompt on one side and Retro on the other.
45:45
Prompt evens or Odds? Odds.
45:47
That's a one. He aims at Retro Bye man and
45:53
shoots you rolling a crit's veil.
45:56
His gun fucking breaks. It does not cause any damage.
46:00
He gets super pissed off. He does not roll enough to hit
46:02
you, so the bullet just flies through the room, bouncing off
46:05
something and doing basically nothing.
46:08
He throws his gun to the ground. Now without one, he steps even
46:12
closer to Retro and attempts to hit him with his large baton,
46:18
rolling a 17 Retro roll evasion 16.
46:22
As you try to dodge, this thing hits you for eight damage.
46:26
So you take 4 damage and your arm is a bladed boat.
46:30
Oh, he cracked my screen, you asshole.
46:33
He cracked the screen on my ugly sweater.
46:35
That son of a bitch. It's.
46:36
Fucking ugly anyway. Remington Well, first thing I'm
46:40
going to do is I'm going to charge past this dipshit right
46:44
here and get out where I can see everything because he's not
46:49
worth following up to be taken seriously.
46:51
Well, in that case, I'm going to take my single, solitary shot at
46:55
a doctor. Fuck Noble over there. 25 + 8
46:59
crit and you're so happy with this, except your damage is
47:03
bullshit. You rolled A crit.
47:05
Fail on damage. Hey doctor, fuck you.
47:09
Yes, can I use my inspiration to re roll the damage?
47:11
Yes, you can roll 4D6 for me please.
47:14
No, I'll be happy to do. That oh wait, we can use it
47:16
that. Way any roll you can choose to
47:20
re roll, even one eye roll. There you go. 11 you have
47:23
increased that damage. Another crit fail.
47:26
Unfortunately three more damage and he tries to evade.
47:31
Unfortunately, rolling a crit fail on invasion, meaning he
47:35
does not move from where he stands.
47:38
The bullet hits him and causes. 11 damage.
47:41
Doctor's orders. Sit the fuck down.
47:45
Oh, that was actually quite a good shot, cowboy.
47:47
I'm fully aware. I know what I'm good at.
47:49
You've got to placate me, you dipshit.
47:54
You don't get to. Yeah, I got my nails, so I can
47:56
really do. He called Doctor, Forecaster.
47:57
Dipshit happily. He steps forward past his
48:01
maelstrom friend and attacks you.
48:04
Here's the thing, he's right next to you.
48:06
So he's not going to shoot you with his big ass gun.
48:08
He's going to hit you with his pursuit security.
48:11
Mounter beat a 1320. You dodge his attack.
48:19
He takes a step back and fires his storm gun at you.
48:22
Peter, 20, just a bolt of lightning and and magnetic
48:28
bullet, flies past your head. The noise gives you a shiver and
48:33
the electricity cascades through the air and tickles the corners
48:38
of your beard. I got chills.
48:40
They're electrifying. You still Suck, Doctor Forecast
48:44
uses his incredible Smeed. Smeed uses his incredible speed
48:48
to move across. The room, Smee, that dude who
48:51
hung out and drank with Captain Hook.
48:54
This is not the time for referential jokes.
48:57
Do I see this bastard that was trying to laugh at me who got
49:01
totally fucked up? That's him, right?
49:05
That that's a different guy. He's pretty fucked up.
49:09
He's on the ground. He tried to shoot Remington
49:13
earlier. You heard that.
49:15
And he's just he's he's worse for wear.
49:16
This guy is like close to death. Oh, it's going to be a silent
49:20
night for you, dude. And then she's just going to.
49:23
Fire. Jesus, it's like completely
49:31
helpless and on the ground. He's like killing.
49:33
It. Yeah, no, no mercy. 19 Yeah.
49:38
No, he can't avoid that. That's 13 damage, which is more
49:40
health than he has, including his armour.
49:43
And you blow a hole through the side of his face, and his half
49:47
of his skull explodes across the ground, and he dies.
49:50
Looks like a hole in one, OK? And that's a heavy pistol, so
49:56
you can shoot again. You also still have movement.
49:58
Yeah. Where is that dude?
50:00
Where is he? Where is he the other guy here?
50:03
From there you can see a Maelstrom Goon on the other side
50:08
of Retro and Remington, and you can see a little bit of Doctor
50:12
forecast further down. There was no partial cover, so
50:15
you can hit him, but it's far. You'd need a long range weapon
50:18
for that. That's quite quite a large wide
50:21
room. Yeah, Oh, my hands are tied
50:24
with. This one unfortunately Shibari.
50:30
Steve started Shibari Steve. Hopefully he remembers our next
50:34
session. So do you just wait there for an
50:38
opportunity? Yeah.
50:40
Unfortunately. Sounds good.
50:43
The goon who's in a lot of pain tries to get help, but he can
50:46
only move 3 squares. So I'm going to come up behind
50:49
this other guy because he's a little too close for comfort and
50:53
I'm just going to take a shot with my.
50:56
At the guy closest to you or doctor forecast.
50:58
I just got closest. Want to get him out of?
50:59
Here, yes, you rolled A14 with your pistol, which causes 15
51:03
damage to this guy. Now he's not taken many hits in
51:06
this fight, this guy but 15 damage is still 15 damage and
51:10
with his SP of six you cause 9. Great.
51:14
I'm kind of happy where I am because I'm a little bit
51:17
protected, but not really, yeah. So yeah.
51:20
I'm good. All right.
51:21
Nice quick turn. Well done.
51:22
Oh fuck. Oh, close range.
51:25
Yeah, just leave. Retro is going to go after the
51:28
dock. OK, full movement to get up to
51:32
them, pull out, trust the ash point blank.
51:35
Shoot them direct. Shoot the aim shot at the at the
51:41
hand. Try to disarm.
51:43
Him from the storm, 20 rolling again.
51:49
Oh oh, he tries to step out of the way.
51:51
Unfortunately, he gets hit because all he he tries to step
51:54
back misjudging the direction of your shot, and you hit him for
51:58
18 damage. And I disarm him.
52:01
And you disarm that's that's -8 you made that, that's very
52:06
impressive. Well done.
52:07
Thank you. So his storm gun falls to the
52:10
ground in front of him. I'd like to grab it.
52:14
It has one shot in it since it has to be charged by his armour.
52:18
That's all I need because I just want to pick it up using my
52:21
bonus action and just, you know, cock it back for a year old
52:28
time. Now fucking pull the trigger. 20
52:32
for 20 damage? You're not even kidding.
52:35
He has 20 health left. You blow a hole into him.
52:38
He's a little resistant to the electricity, but he fries his
52:42
sand and dizzy and pops three or four times as the fluid inside
52:45
it just fizzles. And.
52:53
It falls to the ground and the room goes red.
52:56
There's an alarm. Dead Man switch activated.
53:00
Dead Man switch activated. And the goons that are still
53:05
standing all fucking move. They all run.
53:08
Some of them are grabbing parachutes from inside their
53:11
jackets and leaving the fucking room.
53:14
They are out. The ones that can move.
53:15
There's a guy in the ground is trying to move.
53:17
He can't. His leg is missing.
53:19
The other guy is basically dead. Doctor forecast is on the ground
53:23
and combat is over. But also there is now an airship
53:27
plummeting towards the city which.
53:29
Part of the city. Where the parade's going to be?
53:33
Oh fuck, do we have to fix this? Or can we just leave?
53:41
Wait, another parade got cancelled?
53:43
But I have to make it not cancelled, and if it's just
53:46
weird to happen, save the parade.
53:50
I'm going to go charging into the cockpit where autopilot
53:58
asshole was point by a very heavy pistol right in their
54:02
face. Go.
54:04
This thing's obviously on a crash course.
54:07
How are we fucking overriding? That's a good answer.
54:11
Some of it ran off doctor forecasts like Cerebral Cortex,
54:15
like the positioning and stuff. So he's dead.
54:19
The ship doesn't really know how to go.
54:21
I can like steer it towards the Badlands maybe, but that will be
54:26
tough with only one arm. I will need some help.
54:30
I will go and help auto the pilot asshole.
54:34
Okay, roll for it. Well, I mean, what better than
54:42
you use the thing that's been the most helpful my cyber.
54:46
Arm 30 Yes, you managed to steer the airship towards a crash
54:50
course that's just beyond the junkyard, outside of the walls
54:54
of Knight City. It's plummeting, it's moving,
54:57
and you have very little time. The pilot gets up to leave and
55:01
heads towards a locker in the back of the room, where there
55:04
are some parachutes. He grabs one of them looking at
55:07
Remington, walks past him and then just jumps out of the ship.
55:12
Get to the chopper. Yeah, we got, we got our own
55:15
escape vehicle and I'm charging for for that.
55:20
You all head towards the flight vehicle.
55:21
Everyone roll Athletics. That's the thing I don't see. 14
55:28
Good yes 16 Oh no. Wait wait WAIT.
55:33
Confirmation. That's twelve, yeah.
55:36
No, I'd, I'd, I'd probably rob it of them if I were you.
55:39
Much better. Yes. 16, Yes.
55:42
So you will make it to the flight vehicle.
55:45
It detaches from the airship and you watch the cloud of acid rain
55:50
and this broken airship roll towards the Badlands, land in
55:55
the distance and explode. And as you cascade out, you will
56:00
look at prompt as they stare out at this explosion.
56:05
The Sky's clear. She looks down at her agent and
56:09
smiles as she gets a notification that the parade is
56:14
back on you. All saved Christmas.
56:19
Oh, my God. OK, we we did it.
56:21
We did it. We did it.
56:22
I still have a job. That's great.
56:25
Parade's going to be on. We can go, baby, we can't go
56:28
back to the apartment. Is there another spot we can go
56:30
to? Come on.
56:31
I mean, yeah, there's always the bar.
56:33
I'm very thought of drinking more.
56:36
Glitter. Yes, all the glitter.
56:40
Oh shit, I forgot to get April Adonis's autograph.
57:00
Hi everybody. Thank you so much for having me
57:01
on. It's been an honor to get to
57:03
play Prompt, my very high strung executive who is a secretary and
57:07
just manages everybody's schedule.
57:09
It has been a bunch of fun. I didn't probably say my name.
57:13
My name is Ash Ignis. I go by Arcane Faith online.
57:16
It's Arcane Faith with AY everywhere.
57:19
Pretty much Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok, everything you can think
57:22
of. I do a lot of random things, a
57:25
lot of tabletop games modeling, some streaming, but you know,
57:29
just kind of hanging out, having some fun with friends and
57:31
playing some amazing cyberpunk and other tabletop games all
57:35
around the Internet. Hello everyone.
57:36
Thank you so much for having me on.
57:38
I had an absolute blast portraying Remington.
57:40
My name is Bjorn Anders. If you are online and you see
57:43
the handle DG Broadham on any of the socials, that is probably
57:48
me. I'm talking Twitter, Instagram,
57:50
probably a bunch of other crap that I'm not thinking of off the
57:53
top of my head because there are apps that I sometimes forget to
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use. I am the Dungeon Master most
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often on the channel Dice jailers.
58:00
You can find us on YouTube and on Twitch.
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58:09
So yeah, I do a whole bunch of shit.
58:11
I was on Ether Ike for say the D8 and also I got to be a guest
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58:25
Which means they are actually part of my Canon shit, which
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actually makes me really happy because I'm a big fan of the
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current group of characters. So that was a little blessing
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for me. I'm not going to lie, it's a lot
58:35
of fun and this was an absolute blast, so thank you.
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Thank you guys so much for having me.
58:40
This was absolutely insane and I loved every minute of it and
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