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Jokes Gone Wrong, Housing Hiding Spots, Dating with Children, Infamous Steve Reenactment and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in the shoves me true, good guy
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  Speaker 1: listening to other Please, I don't join jo. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turning you're going to do. You gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. You haven't got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water got me. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your thing, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show. Boil
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  Speaker 1: Boiled boy. I can't even tell you, man um. I've
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  Speaker 1: been doing some thinking and and one of the things
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  Speaker 1: that I wanted to mention today to you as one
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  Speaker 1: of the principles of success being grateful at all times.
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  Speaker 1: It's difficult to do. Being grateful at all times. It's
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  Speaker 1: very difficult to do. I find that to be true
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  Speaker 1: with myself. Now there are others that might be able
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  Speaker 1: to do it, but just just from talking and listening
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  Speaker 1: and and and living and learning, being grateful at all
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  Speaker 1: times is difficult to do, but it's necessary because it's
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  Speaker 1: such an act of faith in knowing that no matter
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  Speaker 1: what's going on, it's going to be all right. And
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  Speaker 1: it's hard to see that when things are not going
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  Speaker 1: in your favor, when things have turned so dramatically the
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  Speaker 1: other way, and it seems as though you're the only
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  Speaker 1: one in the situation where you're involved with other people,
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  Speaker 1: or someone got an accusation against you falsely, or somebody
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  Speaker 1: trying to do something to you unjustifiably, whatever the case
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  Speaker 1: may be. When it's happening to you, it does appear
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  Speaker 1: to you that, oh, my goodness, man, this is horribly
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  Speaker 1: one sided. So it is difficult, it's hard to do
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  Speaker 1: to be grateful at all times, but it's so necessary,
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  Speaker 1: and I I just want to point out a couple
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  Speaker 1: of things to you. First of all, the difficulty in
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  Speaker 1: being grateful in hard times is that number one, the
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  Speaker 1: present circumstances. Oftentimes it's just so pressing and so overwhelming
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  Speaker 1: that a lot of your energy is devoted to trying
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  Speaker 1: to come up with the solution for that, or trying
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  Speaker 1: to muster the strength to whether the storm, or trying
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  Speaker 1: to just brace yourself to try to get through it,
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  Speaker 1: and in doing that, you don't It's hard to be grateful.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to be grateful in pain, and I know
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  Speaker 1: it is. But here is the trick for me. This
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  Speaker 1: is what I've had to learn how to do, and
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  Speaker 1: I guess it takes practice to get here. It's not
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  Speaker 1: nothing you can just start doing right away. You got
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  Speaker 1: to practice it in small increments to really get it.
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  Speaker 1: What I've always had to say to myself and what
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  Speaker 1: I've learned to say to myself is this is happening
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  Speaker 1: to me because God is working me through something. This
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  Speaker 1: is happening to me because there's some form of tests
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  Speaker 1: that I have to pass in order to graduate to
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  Speaker 1: the next grade, in order to be allowed to move
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  Speaker 1: to the next level. This is happening to me because
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  Speaker 1: there's something I need to purge my life, of my body,
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  Speaker 1: of my spirit, of something's purging in me. And when
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  Speaker 1: you purge something, it's it's painful. You know, It's like
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  Speaker 1: a person getting off drugs. The withdrawal is agonizing. I've
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  Speaker 1: been told and every documentary I've ever watched it it's
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  Speaker 1: an agonizing process to go cold turkey, to withdraw, to
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  Speaker 1: pull away after you've been doing something so long. And
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  Speaker 1: so I know that this process is tough when you're
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  Speaker 1: going through some pain, But when you're purging your system,
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  Speaker 1: when you're when you're having to pass a test, when
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  Speaker 1: you're about to make when you're being made ready for
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  Speaker 1: the next level. That moment right in there, in realizing
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  Speaker 1: that that's what's happening, that's where you find the gratitude.
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  Speaker 1: That's where I found the gratitude. I hope I'm explaining
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  Speaker 1: this correctly. I'm gonna keep trying until I get it.
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  Speaker 1: But that's where you find the gratitude. The second part
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  Speaker 1: of it is is that God has never left me
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  Speaker 1: in all the things I've done, in all the mistakes
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  Speaker 1: I've made, all the lies I've told, all the situations
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten myself into, from being greedy and wanting too
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  Speaker 1: much for me at the expense sometimes of other people,
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  Speaker 1: not doing it deliberately or in a vindictive way, because
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  Speaker 1: I've never had that spirit. I'm not a vindictive or
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  Speaker 1: mean person, but sometimes in my life, in wanting to
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  Speaker 1: do what I wanted to do, I didn't totally weigh
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  Speaker 1: out the cause and effect of the other person. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: can't just be real with you with that. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: how many times we hadn't all done that? Look, it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't don't make you a bad person. You know, good
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  Speaker 1: people do bad things all the time. I just happen
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  Speaker 1: to have come to the realization that unknowingly and and
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  Speaker 1: not and not with malice intent towards a person. I've
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  Speaker 1: heard people looking at something I wanted to do without
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  Speaker 1: really looking at what the cause and effect would be
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  Speaker 1: on the other person. So in doing some of these things,
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  Speaker 1: I've created situations for myself. But God, through his grace
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  Speaker 1: and mercy, has allowed me to even get beyond that.
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  Speaker 1: So what I'm saying at God has never left me
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  Speaker 1: in spite of myself. He's always gotten me through. So
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  Speaker 1: that's the other part of it too. See that no
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  Speaker 1: matter what you're going through, you've got to understand that
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  Speaker 1: God has always gotten you through it, now, hasn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Now that may not be the way you want it
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  Speaker 1: or the way you liked, but guess what, you can't
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  Speaker 1: do wrong and not pay for that. Now that that's
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  Speaker 1: not how this works, That's never going to be the case.
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  Speaker 1: But the great thing about God is he fires warning
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  Speaker 1: shots at us all the time. He gives us an
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  Speaker 1: opportunity to stop. You know, he don't fully punish us
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  Speaker 1: right away every time we do something wrong. Now does it.
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  Speaker 1: You know eventually you're going to get caught doing whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is you're doing. You do understand that, don't you.
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  Speaker 1: But the first time, that close call, that was a
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  Speaker 1: warning shot for you to stop. Look, I know you're
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  Speaker 1: not perfect. I know we all sent us down here,
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  Speaker 1: so I know you're gonna make mistakes. One time, I
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  Speaker 1: know you was looking at her when you wasn't supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: I know you said something to him when you wasn't
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  Speaker 1: supposed to. I know you got with her when you
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  Speaker 1: know you wasn't supposed to. And I know you got
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  Speaker 1: with him when you know you wasn't supposed to. So
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna fire
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  Speaker 1: warning shot and maybe you'll slow your roll this time.
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  Speaker 1: But we keep on though, See see see that's what happens. See,
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  Speaker 1: we just keep on and then the next thing, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we get caught. Now, old Lord, have mercy, I won't
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  Speaker 1: out of this. Yeah. Well see you didn't dug this
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  Speaker 1: hole pretty deep, and he gonna get you out. But
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  Speaker 1: there's some things that's got to go down now because
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  Speaker 1: you didn't pay attention to the warning shot. See, had
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  Speaker 1: you stopped the first time you felt bad about it
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  Speaker 1: and said you wasn't gonna do it no more. The
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  Speaker 1: situation wouldn't be as critical. But because we don't stop,
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  Speaker 1: and we go again. But God always for gives, He
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  Speaker 1: always allows us to get back up again. He always
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  Speaker 1: gives us mercy, He always gives us his grace. He
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  Speaker 1: always does that. You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen. Undivided
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  Speaker 1: attention is all that's required here, nothing more. Uh. It's
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  Speaker 1: not necessary to have good sense. Uh, it's not necessary
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  Speaker 1: to have common sense. Degrees are not needed. Um anything
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  Speaker 1: of any value. You just don't need it. Just need
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  Speaker 1: you listening. Because this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: We need you to be open minded and receptive to
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  Speaker 1: the foolishness that's about to go down. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: This is thus Steve Harvey Morning Show. Make no mistake
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  Speaker 1: about it. Ain't no other one batter than this hill.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get the stake start surely strong. Hey, Good morning, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: kicking on over the caller for real, Good morning Steve, Hey, Chris,
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  Speaker 1: bring it on ind to the impressionable care Junior spaces
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  Speaker 1: morning Uncle, I'm here and the King of foolishness. Ladies,
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Nephew, Tommy, I love it. I love it,
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  Speaker 1: but no, that's how you started. I love it. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go kick this morning off. Yeah yeah, everything good? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: How about with you? How are you selling? I feel
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  Speaker 1: pretty good, man, feel pretty good. Um, I'm just like
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  Speaker 1: really really fine. You know. No, I was just trying
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  Speaker 1: to think of how to describe it, don't know. Let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you something, man. How often you count your money? Though?
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  Speaker 1: Like once a week once they're two weeks, you go
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  Speaker 1: look at it and look at your zero? Did you
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  Speaker 1: hear what he said? I don't ever do that. They
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  Speaker 1: don't never go look at it like when you first okay,
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  Speaker 1: when you first got it, did you go look at
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  Speaker 1: When is it that it will be where you can
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  Speaker 1: go see it a viewing at least online? You know,
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  Speaker 1: you go pull up your bank accout. Oh, I thought
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  Speaker 1: you meant like look at the actual money. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 1: put it up to say okay, now I look at
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  Speaker 1: my bank accounts. You know. Well, do you ever call
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  Speaker 1: down and say I want all my mone out this
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  Speaker 1: bank right now and then say I'm just playing? Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you do, if you threaten me, I've done that before.
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  Speaker 1: If you threaten Oh yeah, if you talk to me crazy. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I thought you're into song. Oh I won't get too
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  Speaker 1: How many brinks trucks is that? I take all that?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never really had to do it to set
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  Speaker 1: once and I ain't had that much, but I had
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  Speaker 1: enough down there to be effective. So bank talk to
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  Speaker 1: me crazy one time. Yeah, I just said, all right,
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  Speaker 1: no problem, just let me have my money. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: have talk to a manager. Let me talk to him.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll be down the mall two thirty. Need it
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  Speaker 1: all in cash. There's about six people in my house
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  Speaker 1: that evening. Kind of get this together. Who said something
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  Speaker 1: to him? We're straighten us out right on. Who the hell?
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  Speaker 1: It's the former employee here who made this mistake? I
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  Speaker 1: said it correctly, the former employee here. Because you're done,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening show, all right, It is time now to
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  Speaker 1: start your morning off with the nephew and run that
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  Speaker 1: break back. What you got for us? Now? Can I
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  Speaker 1: have your kidney? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother, Conny.
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  Speaker 1: This is kind of how you doing brother? This is
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  Speaker 1: Deacon Patterson called him from the church. How you doing today,
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  Speaker 1: Deacon Patterson? Yeah, you're doing fine. And you said, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sor I'm doing good, doing good. You know the church
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  Speaker 1: is behind you on what you're going through. When we
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  Speaker 1: were praying for you, man, we know all about to
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  Speaker 1: You know you're going in the surgeon on Friday to
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  Speaker 1: get your get your prancers removed. So I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: give you a call, man, have a word of prayer
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  Speaker 1: and let you know that we all are pulling for you,
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  Speaker 1: and we know that that the man upstairs are gonna
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  Speaker 1: pull you through the successful where God bless and keep you.
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  Speaker 1: Uh that deacon, God blessing keep you because I tell
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  Speaker 1: you I'm going through something here. Me and my wife,
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  Speaker 1: we've been talking about it and we've been praying on
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  Speaker 1: it and it she was a wonderful thing to know
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  Speaker 1: that your church is with you and y'all thinking about
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  Speaker 1: me in prayer. I I've really had to take this
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  Speaker 1: to the Lord. This is a serious thing with me
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  Speaker 1: and I ain't never had an operation before in my life,
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  Speaker 1: and I know I need it. My wife and made
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  Speaker 1: it clear the doctor made it clear that I believe
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready to go forward. Deacons, and we're gonna give
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  Speaker 1: the victory to who the or yourself. He's the victory.
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  Speaker 1: Let let me let me have a word of prayer
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  Speaker 1: with your brother Connor. You don't mind just about your
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  Speaker 1: head from him. Father, God were as right now, we
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  Speaker 1: ask right now that you touch brother Connelly as he
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  Speaker 1: goes in on Friday. Please put your hands on him.
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  Speaker 1: We asked, Father, that you hold on to the doctor
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  Speaker 1: that's getting ready to go and lay to put surgery
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  Speaker 1: on him. Yes. We asked that you make sure that
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  Speaker 1: the doctor it's got a strong eye who on that
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  Speaker 1: morning walk with him. We asked that that that he
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  Speaker 1: got a steady hand when he got the scalpel in
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  Speaker 1: his hand. We asked that you hold on to him
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  Speaker 1: please as he goes into a surgeon, because we know,
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  Speaker 1: come side the morning, the victory gonna belong to brother
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  Speaker 1: Conley and the Lord. Thank you Lord, We know all
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  Speaker 1: of this. But we we asked that you take that
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  Speaker 1: pincress and you remove it out successingly closing back up
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  Speaker 1: like it will never been into end before walk with Niki.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we're asking, we ask your Lord. At the
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  Speaker 1: same time that they're removing this pincreus. Lord, we asked
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  Speaker 1: that you reach around his backside and we asked that
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  Speaker 1: you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney and make
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  Speaker 1: it hold, make it a hundred and ten percent. We
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  Speaker 1: want you to make that that kidney like it's been
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  Speaker 1: that best kidney because Deacon, that's deacon, Deacon whoop, pat
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  Speaker 1: Deason passon. Yes you know, yes, say they do, sir.
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  Speaker 1: They're just nothing wrong with my kidney, Deacon. I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing fine. The Lord is Lord has been needed. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna work on my pancris. That's what the doctors
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  Speaker 1: operating through me forward, and that's what they're playing to remove.
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  Speaker 1: So really, my kidding is fine. They did what they
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  Speaker 1: called when they'm in my eyes and everything else is fine.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't working on nothing but my pancres, sir, right
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  Speaker 1: right right, Well, let me let me say I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: you brought it up with this. This this wudn't want
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  Speaker 1: I call you, huh. Of course I did call the
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  Speaker 1: prey for you. Yes, you know, because I want to
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  Speaker 1: make know that that that that you make it through
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  Speaker 1: this successfully. But what another reason why I'm getting rounded
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  Speaker 1: is here is uh, what I want to ask you,
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  Speaker 1: and I know we we you know we've never met
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  Speaker 1: face to face. I've seen you a couple of times,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, the church, but you've been out most time, uh,
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  Speaker 1: or you with your sickness and whatnot. But now, what
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  Speaker 1: what I was gonna ask you was yeah, and I
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  Speaker 1: know this is I hate to come at you in
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  Speaker 1: the final hour and you're getting ready to go out
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  Speaker 1: sirtain and all that. But if you don't mind it,
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  Speaker 1: if you could see it in your heart to see
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  Speaker 1: to do something for somebody else. Yes, Uh, that's that's
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  Speaker 1: the large where you always supposed to help those who right.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm glad you think like that. Now when they
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  Speaker 1: go in on Friday morning and remove that pincers out,
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  Speaker 1: do you think that that that that they could go
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  Speaker 1: in and get one of your kidneys? Because I need
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  Speaker 1: one hold hold on just met being what you say,
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  Speaker 1: but what you say, see see see what else. I've
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  Speaker 1: been going through myself with a little ailment and and
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  Speaker 1: I'm wondering if if if I need a kidney, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm wondering if you can give me one of yours.
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  Speaker 1: When they go in and get your pinkers, they're going
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  Speaker 1: already to have you open. Did you say you wanted
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  Speaker 1: them to take one of my kidneys? Yeah, and give
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  Speaker 1: it to me because I need one. You need a kidney? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but what I mean you already gonna be lading there open?
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, mister, you need a kidney, I need
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  Speaker 1: hit with my packers. You will call he was black
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  Speaker 1: that man. This ain't no work of the Lord. Now
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  Speaker 1: you say you're a deacon like I said, dickon patters
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  Speaker 1: in my name. But see what I'm asking you? If
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  Speaker 1: what youk me? Man, brother cornin, what harm is it?
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  Speaker 1: If you already open and laying on t Oh, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't heard a damn thing I said? Have you? I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be man, You're crazy as hell. Now what I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to call the
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  Speaker 1: pastor because he's a going on here. You say you
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  Speaker 1: knew you man A damn knew mister Mattera, You too
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  Speaker 1: damn new to know who you're talking to? What What
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying is you have two kids to look
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  Speaker 1: like you said you said they did the m R.
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  Speaker 1: You don't give up what I said they did. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I got two kidneys. You got to one of yours bad.
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  Speaker 1: That's your problem. Mister. Let me tell you something. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to get well and you calling with this. You
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  Speaker 1: say you're a new deacon, you damn show ills and
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  Speaker 1: you won't be at that church long. I tell you that,
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  Speaker 1: because if I ever get close to yours, we got
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  Speaker 1: some rithmon to do. What is it gonna hurt for
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  Speaker 1: you to give me one of them kidnas? That both
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  Speaker 1: of them? If both of them kidnas is good, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna hurt it. Thankful you ain't getting my kidney? Man,
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  Speaker 1: what's wrong with you saying? All I'm saying is if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be olden laying on the table, what is
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  Speaker 1: it gonna hurt? Call me old man? You're gonna kim
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  Speaker 1: I'm open laying on the damn table. What countable bare
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  Speaker 1: you in charge of? Mister? Let me tell you something
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  Speaker 1: I was. I need to meet you before I get
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  Speaker 1: to the hospital, and maybe I can damn bag getting
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  Speaker 1: to yours. And I can't tell you that we flow
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna feel a damn thing. How about that? I'll
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  Speaker 1: be damned if you're gonna call and talk to me
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  Speaker 1: out of one of my damn kidneys. Man, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to live just like you, trying to let you know
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  Speaker 1: I take care of me because what you're talking about
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  Speaker 1: it ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: You can kiss my and get off my phone. That's
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  Speaker 1: what you can do. Can I say one more thing
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  Speaker 1: to you? What is you listening to me? Man? And
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  Speaker 1: don't listen to you and you ain't talking about nothing
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: that's got nothing to do with what's going on with me. Mister,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: you're running the game. If I could get to y'all
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: but landing you. What Can I just say one more
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: thing and then I'm gonna let you go as you
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: listening for what? Let's just Mathew timing from the Steve
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show. You just got ranked by your daughter.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Oh Lord have him that girl. Lord have musty, Lord
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: have much and you are right, brother Codlin. Man, Man,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: you have made me use language that I swear I
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: don't know, but I heard my name's name using that
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: hodn't stop a long time ago talking that away. Please
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: forgive me God him brother, Commy, I gotta ask you
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: one more thing, man, what is the baddest I'm talking
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land. It's gotta
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: be y'all here. I don't want you name the name
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: of Steve Harby Morning Steve Harvey Morning Show. Lord Hammers,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna forget it now. That's all right. Well, nephew,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: thank you you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: it is time for something funny. Steven. I'm just gonna
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: let you take it away right here. You and Jay
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: with your reenactments listening. This is for all men listening
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: to them. We're going to give you how it works
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: when you're trying to end the conversation with your wife
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: or girlfriend and you're trying to find a way to
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: end it or not have it at all, or not
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: have this conversation. You're gonna have it, but somehow it
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: just goes on it. You don't want to talk. Basically,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: you don't want to talk. You been at work, Oh
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: damn day quiet? You just want to come in and
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: not talk to nobody. You don't understand that, man, how
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: come you don't want to talk? What I'm saying, he's
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: had go? What's wrong with how it goes? You just
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: walked in the house. Hey baby, how are you doing?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I'm doing good? How about your day to day? I'm tired.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I'm beat up, man. It was rough out there to day.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Go into it and then it was just long day. Baby,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: you know, I can't get something. I just gonna sit
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: down at Chiel, get my thoughts or a minute to myself.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Well what happened? It was just a long day, you know,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: just long, long, long, like what I mean long like
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: how I've been down there all day? No, I just
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: been there all day. If it been there all day working,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I got two jobs and just got home. It's just
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: a long day. I'm just tired, that's all that. What
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: happened the first job? Just tell me that ain't ain't
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: nothing in particular happened, you know, it just was so
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: you were that all day and you're telling me nothing happened,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: no articular, No, I ain't no nothing nothing meaningful happened.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: So something did happen? No, baby, listen listening. What I'm saying,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: is it just it was just a long day, was
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: just you know, you know, just a day to day
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: got in the way, and it's just tired of something
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: happened that you don't want to tell me about. I
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing happening that I ain't gonna tell you about.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you, ain't nothing really happened.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: But just what why are you. I'm just I'm tired. Well,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: you know, you sound like you're yelling. I mean, you
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: listen to him. Look, I ain't. I ain't trying to. Look,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not yelling. If I did, okay, then forget what
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: happened on the second job. What happened? Hey, Look, I'm tired.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't have a good day. I'm just gonna go
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: and heal. I'm watching a little TV. And so you
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk to Is that basically what you're saying?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: You don't want to talk to me? So I ain't
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: seeing you all day and you come home and now
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I want to talk. You don't want to talk to me?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Is that? Is that basically what you're saying? You don't
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: You've been talking to all other people all day when
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I bounds at work though I'm on talk at work.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Oh well, I just want to check. No, baby, want
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: to chill work at the house. There's no talking. No,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I just want to cheer. No, I just want to
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: cheer for a little while. Don't you have a talk show?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: You have two shows, just talk and you come home
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: and just no talking. That's well, I got a ready
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: show too, I do radio show. Dinner, dude to talk show,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: and I got a brief and and I do meeting.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: You're talking to meeting, y'all talking to meeting. You're talking
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: to show. Yeah, you're talking to radio show. Yeah, but
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: you can't talk home. But I'm trying of talking loud. Okay,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: now you're getting loud. You get loud now, yeah, Well,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: you ain't listening. I'm listening. I'm trying to talk. Now
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: you ain't hearing me. I'm my voice raising because you're
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: not listening. You know what, Forget it, just forget it,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Just forget the whole thing, forget our ass, get it
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: all right now, I don't want to talk to no more. Okay, cool,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I'm going in here for ever. I'm going I'm not
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: talking to you no more. You don't have to worry
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: about me talking to you. Okay, when you come in
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: from now, I will not be talking. Okay. Let's see
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: how you like that. You don't want to talking. I
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk. No, no, no, no no no.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I tried to talk, but you didn't want to talk.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Now you want to talk. Now we're talking about now
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: we can talk, baby. I'm going in here and just
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: sit down. The chill because you can't talk to me.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: All right, man, just just look look just whatever you said,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know are we talking all or not?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I was going to hear you said you gonna talk
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: to me? No more? Okay, forget it now without to talk. Okay,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: let's stop. You don't talk to men. I wan't to
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: talk to you, all right, that's good, it works fine
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: for me. Ever talk to you now. He walks away
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: under his breath and he so he thinks, and he
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: said he being a Husban answers crazy. And then she
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: follows him in the room. Oh yeah, she says, I
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: just have one question. I just I just have one
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: more question. Ask you. Why don't you want to talk
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: to me? What did I do? Yeah? What did I do?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Because I didn't do anything to you? Now you ain't
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: doing nothing. I just told you I had a long thing,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: and you said you didn't want to talk. I said,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hear the kid, and you to follow me
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: and ask me again one more thing. I got one
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: more thing to ask you, Columbo. Yeah, come on, well okay,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: so one more time under my breath. And I don't
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: think she can hear this. So I said to myself.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: This is helpful. Crazy. Oh I'm crazy. I'm crazy now
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I'm crazy that I'm crazy, but I'm crazy. No, I
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: ain't say he's crazy. I didn't say he was crazy.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I'm crazy now I'm crazy. No, I said what I'm
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: gonna shall you crazy? I'm a show crazy. I don't
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: know what I said what I ain't saying this crazy now.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you know I said this crazy. You you
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: want to see it? I'm sure to you what I'm
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: looking at? Wait what he's already looking at? Show me crazy?
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Every man who's went his wife with gofferent lad when
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: you get at work? Okay, oh my god, that's it
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: right there. Nah we pretty much covering it. High. Yes,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: good job Jay, Yeah, yeah, you play Wifie very well,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: very well. You're listening show. It is time for ask
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: the CLO. Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey, Ready for your
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: love questions? All right. This one's from Susannah in New York.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: She says, last night, my son told me the funniest
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: thing I've ever heard about his auntie. It's his father's sister,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: and she's very heavy chested, and she wears really good bras.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: So they're always up high at attention. My son is
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: six and his auntie likes to give him a big
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: old bear hug. Well, last night he told me that
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: he hates it when she grabs him because his faith
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: ends up in her bra and he said it is
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: always musty in there. He wants me to tell her
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: to stop hugging him. I will tell her to stop
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: hugging him. But should I tell her? Why should I? Well,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: first of all, you started this off wrong. You said
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: my son said to me, the funniest thing I've ever heard.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: That's not the funniest thing we've heard. I just wanted
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: to point that out, and that damn funny. So I
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: was disappointed as the story unfolds. Yeah, you know, it's
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: the funniest thing I've ever heard. I went, oh my god,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: this is gonna be good. It's musty in there. Well,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you know he's six. That ain't the mustiest thing you've
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: ever smelled. So it's a lot of disappointment in this
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: whole set up. So I really don't have no advice
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: for her. The damn six year old, You're gonna get
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: hugged whenever her big ass want to hug you. How
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: about that? That's what's gonna happen to you? Because you
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: six how many times I had to hug relatives I
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: didn't want to. You're gonna be getting them same hugs
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: to you about twelve. Don't she need some powder up there? Now?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: She gonna get bigger dog where she had. Now she
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: gonna swell. She only gonna get bigger. And you can't
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: put powder in your cleavage and show it at the
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: same time. Somebody, Yeah, it's not good for you. Okay,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: so you heard them too talking, so you can't do that.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I'm just thinking y'all have something to say about it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: And I just noticed, you know, because it's gonna cake up.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: She gonna look like corn starch on the baby. I'm power. Now,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: come on, let's go to it. Yeah, nobody, it's it's
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: yeah some charges. Look at your uncle coming to your rescue.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: All right. This is from Quirky and Charleston, South Carolina.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Quirky says, my fiance treats me like a queen, but
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I need him to try one thing for me. He
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: has strong Christian values, but he finally gave in and
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: we've been having pre marital sex. I feel like if
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: we're going to have sex, we should do everything. He
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: won't do everything. Though I've put chocolate sauce on it,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: worn edible cherry flavored underwear, and he still says he's
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: not going down there. I do it for him. So
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: what's the problem? Uh? Is there something that if you
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: think he will consider doing after we get married? Wow? Way,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: way were you disappointed in that? I have a hanswer
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: for her. First of all, quirky wanna get quirky. So
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: let's just start that quirky. I want to get quirky. Now,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I don't listen to me. I know every boy has
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: said when he first found out about that, he would
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: never do that. Every boy has said that when they
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: first found that. I ain't gonna do that. My brother
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: told me, keep living food, he saying, quis saying what
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna ever do? My brother told me, he said, boy,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: you don't understand how good it is? A question? Move on?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Do you do you enjoy your job? Do you enjoy
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: working here? Because you won't be you keep it up?
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: So anyway, anyway, anyway, I don't know how old you are, man.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: But like I said, every boy has said it when
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: they first heard about it. Oh, I ain't gonna do that.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Every boy I know that ever said it, don't done it.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Check look forward old heights. You go okay. I think
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: you've answered that sufficiently. Thank you. Moving on? He gonna
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: have on a mon? Did you just hear what I said?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: We are moving on? Every finish tell me be quiet.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Reese and Lansing, Michigan says, all my life, all my life,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: to fight, Oh my life. Jelacy Jeldas Jelday Junior, All
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: my life. I've been a hard sleeper, and I used
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: to wake up mornings and my husband would have slept
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: on the couch all night. Well, last weekend I had
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: a stump ache, so I was up in the middle
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: of the night. My husband wasn't in bed or in
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: the den. I looked outside and he was sitting in
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: a woman's car. He jumped out and told her to
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: drive off. His pants were unzipped, and he said it
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: was a coincidence and she was a former car worker
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: that needed advice. What do you think would have gone
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: down if I hadn't walked out when I did? It
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: was two thirty am, By the way, Should I believe him? Well?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Good thing your stomach up? Oh you'd never found out.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: See behind every pain there is a little gift. So
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: your stomach was just to up. You're trying to go
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom. You look outside. He's sitting in the
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: car with a woman giving advice with his pass down.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: They were just a zipp I've given advice when my
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: pass down too. Lots of it should instruction and not advice. Yeah,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: sound like it wasn't instructions and not advice. All right,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you. You're listening to time now
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: for a round of would you rather would you rather
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: mentally or physically never age never age? Would you rather
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: mentally never age or physically never Well, well, what depends
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: on from where you're talking about. I mean, like, for
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: like right now, if I could just physically not age anymore,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I would take yea, I want to mentally age. That's
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: cool because I'm playing on knowing more. Yeah, Timmy, you
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: might want to you don't answer my answer, I don't answer.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: You might want to go with me, though I'd rather
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: not answer my answer her own. We might try to
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: see if maybe it's inches somewhere. Goodness, what I say
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: not to say? That's when out picking up two three
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: incheswe he got to take that he got to take
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: that shot, it would be it would be physically, surely,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: pysically I'm going, I'm going mentally mentally, I'm not doing
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: well with the body I got. I'm just gonna go
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: with b. When you're working out junior, you were, yeah, yeah,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: it ain't changing the man. You want to know something, Man,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: he got a point. Man, I'm working out eating right.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: It just ain't dropping fast enough for me. I don't
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: even know what the hell it is. I'm sick of
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: them them prepared meals. That's what's driving me crazy. Man.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: But didn't you send the pitch out of you got
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: your high school jacket on? Well? But see right there?
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Or who got that? Jack? Who wear that jacket? That?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Don't say much? Right? It ain't nothing were wearing. Hell,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I can't wear nothing I wore with high school nothing,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: d jacket, strap, shoe, sock. I cain't wear nothing. I
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: waited one hundred and forty seven pounds. I can't wear
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: nothing I had on in high school. I don't even
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: want to the change you go in high school? Can
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: you wear them? The what the change around your neck?
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Can you wear to change your head? And tell them
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: money for no damn change, you can change. I had
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: a handbone, a handbone, check jewelry. Dog. I don't even
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: have a watch. Oh man, I swear to God, I swear,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: I swear to God. I don't I don't even have
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: a watch. Dog Is that I don't even have? Yeah? Man,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: everything I couldn't do. I can't have a car. I
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: couldn't have no watch. I got watches and call. All right,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Well that's it for this round of would rather you're
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: listening to show? All right, Jay, it is time for
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: comedy roulette. Here we go with comedy roulette. Very simple.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Give us five subjects, put them on a wheel. Bund
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: the wheel. Say it with me, Sherley, fund wheel, fund
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: the wheel. We're not gonna spend it. We're gonna spund
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: the wheel. When stop it, we'll do the damn thing.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: What you got? All right, here we go. Number one,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: you know you can go to jail for that. That's
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: a one ye. Number two, Number two, you need to
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: cut that off. Maybe cut that off, okay. Number three,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know what she looks like without a wig
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: or I don't know. Number four, really, jake, Number four,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: get your butt out of my refers. And number five.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: You know you went too far with the joke. When
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: we go baby mint cat, fronnet cat, what's your look
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: last day? Oh? It stopped to number five? You know
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: you went too far with the joke. That's a good one,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: all right, guys know you went to know you went
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: too far with the joke when that that that that
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: that you know you went too far with your joke.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: When you see the fruit talking to you and said,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: my brother, can I speak to you about that joke?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: They my brother, we have a toma. You need to
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: really stop, friends, John, it's surrounded by boat surround. You
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: know you went too far with the joke. When oh,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: it's very simple when Shirley call fake up because when
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: we don't went too far joke, they won't never let
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: them go far. Can't go to y'all stop that every
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: day nothing, when y'all you know you didn't went too
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: far with the joke. When your wife pack a bag
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: and said I'll be at my mama. All right, come on,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: you know you don't went too far with the joke.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: When all your friends say damn, yeah, damn. Do you
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: know you know I went too far with your joke?
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: When someone says he's not looking at you because he's blind.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: How about that? Keep flying, That's why I'm not looking
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: at him. Dog, I'm over here. I'll tell you know
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: when you went too far with the joke. If you
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: telling joke the only one lad wrote it. Yeah, come on, now,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: you know you didn't went too far with the joke
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: when the person sitting in the audience say I'm on
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: my way up down you far with you know you
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: don't went too far with the joke. When she says, no,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not expecting a baby. Whoa, whoa, I got one
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  Speaker 1: in Steve, all right, you know you went too far
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: with your joke when you tell a joke and you
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: go is this thing on and the audience, yes, it's on.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: We can hear you. It's just not funny. Wow, come
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: on see if you want to close it out. You
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: know you went too far with the joke when nobody
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: laughs and your response in the mic was it was
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: funny when I wrote all right you Temmy, Thanks guys.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: As always, every Timmy has a prank phone call coming
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: up right after this. I'll be outside you're listening, coming
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. Right about four
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: minutes after Today's Strawberry letter. But up next, nephew Tommy
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: right here with today's frank phone call. What you got
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Neff Raymond in the closet, Steve's all time favorite, Raymond
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: greatest in the damn prank. That's your goat. All right,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: let's go catch up. Hello, Hello, Hey, whoa can you
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: hear me? You're a ball? Who's there? This RAYMONDE? I
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: can't hear you. Who this is? Raymonds? Speak up? I
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: can't hear you. Who is this? Raymond? Raymond? Raymond roond
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: This my sister Ronda brother. Uh, yes, what's up? What's up? Man?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: What's up? Somebody them broke in the house, taking the
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: house right now. I'm in there. Hold on, hold on,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: hold on, man, I damn, I batter. Can't hear what
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: you're saying. Somebody the why somebody them broken house? But
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: why they hear you're whispering because they're in the house
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  Speaker 1: right now. I'm wait a minute, Wait a minute. You're
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: saying somebody there broken the house and they steal in there. Somebody.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: I'm broken the house. I'm getting the house now. Hold on,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, you're saying somebody that broke it to
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: you damn house and they steal in there. Yes, what
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: you're doing? See nothing there? Why you ain't called the police.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: trying to get somebody to hold on, hold on, Well,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Man. You're saying, somebody
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: in the house, in your damn house. White Now, just okay,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: where you live at? Where you live at? I'm out
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  Speaker 1: thirty six because I'm at thirty two and a half.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Hold on after the call the lost? Wait? Wait, wait, wait, wait, man,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: you know what what? Wait a minute? Don't call them? Please,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: you've seen you to the hold somebody for else. You know,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: people gonna kill you and you're talking about you don't
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: want them arrest it. We got some illegal stuff. Don't
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: call nobody. Don't wait a minute? Wait wait, nah, you're
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: saying hold on. You're saying, don't call the damn loss.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: You have to go to the house. Don't call them
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: because week they got it. That's a Nickels in the
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: hold doing. Man, what you got, man, you know what?
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: It's bad? Don you know what you're seen? Your up
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: in there. That's probably while they're in the house. Now
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: you have set you up in the house, got you
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: in there there, that's I guarantee you that what you
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: what you got in there? And you know what, man,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: best thing to do, even though the people in your
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: house right now you need the jumpers. Let me call
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: the man you need to. Let me call the damn
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Low because I'm gonna tell you right now you can't
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: get don't do that. I'm gonna put you know what, man,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. Don't call them. You'll say down now.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you now I get called the Low.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I'm calling Low. Hold on, I can get my wife
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: the call right now. Don't call the police. Don't call
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: them because it's too much leigga my wife do Man.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you something, honest, I can't do it.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you, dame for to go down there now. I'm
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something. I could cut this foods con
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: telling me don't even call the damn Low. You know what,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: man looking herd dog called. To be honest with you,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I'm I ain't gonna go down there. I'm gonna tell
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: you right down now, you know what the first thing
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you now Now, I ain't gonna take
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: my down there first of us. They may be tapping
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: my damn lying and I ain't got to do with this.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: You're gonna gett Listen, man, look, I could call it
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: now one one they did. Look, go ahead and call
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: them because you know what, You're gonna get your kid
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: out now and they don't know who you are. I
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: bitch man, you know what? And I ain't gonna steal
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: on this one you so they can find out you
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: know what, don't It's like call the lot. I ain't
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: getting that. I ain't, man, you must get that fool.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna get an out one, so I'm gonna
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: call you what you can do dot I call it
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  Speaker 1: low I for they have my wife right now. You
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: know what. You may not like it now, but you
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: appreciate me later because you know when you put to
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: get your monk heads waiting a minute, wait a minute,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: just west, but I think the sign I think, man,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: you know this is some crazy got you to set
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: your say nothing. I'm gonna call you shook up for one.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Don't get what I say setting up my month calling
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: the damn low, damn fool, you better keep your monk
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: heads in that closet. I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: you're damn food. You walk out because I'm gonna tell
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: you not. They show gonna kill your stupid man. You
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: know what. I ain't gonna lie to you. Man. The
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: only thing I can tell you, damn, I'm called a law.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: You finna go down, and I'm gonna tell you not,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I ain't going down with I don't know why you
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: really even call me unless you want some help, because
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain'twer the jump
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: of the eyes myself nor my damn family. Only thing
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I can do I can help you out in one way.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I'm called the law. Now. My wife's got a cell phone.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: What you want me to do? Will you get me?
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: You must be a damn fool. I'm not hell. I
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: ain't going down, but I ain't going you know what. Man?
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Look look I can't get it in there, and my
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: wife did otre to count the police. I'm gonna kill
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: you right now. They're frenna calm, can't you can you?
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Can you hear me? I can hear you your damn mouth,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: shut up? Shut you shut your damn mouth right now.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Shut out? I don't know when
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: the how, that's why they shoot the shot him. Don't
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: peek out that damn dope. Can I say something? Man,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: you need to ship your damn most o. This is
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: nephew timming from the Steve Harvey More to show you
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: know what you just got pranked by? Man, y'all? Just you,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: y'all some dirty I do dare well? Man, do you
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your boy? Win? Damn man? I'm
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: sweating like hey, sitting up in his damn house with
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: drawns Ooh, man, you sit up here. I want to
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: play with the man. Look at here, boy, I'm sweating
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: like here. Why are you sweating? It was for the
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: dock because I damn shot when should have come down
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: to the house. That's a show. I know you weren't
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: coming to the I heard it in your voice. I say, okay,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: you know what. He ain't coming to get me. Man.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I'm sit up here right now, Man, I might need
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: to take on some work board up in here. Hey,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something, man, what is the baddest
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: radio show in the land. Can't be nobody but the
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's Morning show with that other that nephew Thomy
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: with It's crazy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. Are you talking about Rhonda Brother? Black women? Women? Wait? Women?
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: They were Yeah? Man, you lying, shut you damn out shut.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: You're gonna You're gonna get your more cass killed right now.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Listen to what you want me to do. I'm calling law.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: But that's all I can do. I ain't coming down there.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I ain't coming down there. I ain't got nothing to
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: do with this hill. I'm calling law. What you want
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: me to do? What value Brenda? What you want me
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: to do? I still know how you come up with him, Tommy,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I really doubt left side. Surely, let me explain itself
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: to you. A lot of people use the right side
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: of the brain. Yeah, I use the majority of the time, okay,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: And that's where all the creative stuff is on the left.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: And a lot of people don't know that. A lot
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: of people don't know how to go there and use
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: that side. Some people are just stuck on the right.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: And then you know, I'm just happen to be blessed
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: like that. Well, thank you for breaking that down in
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: your brain to the left okay, Tommy, everything he does
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: in his brain to the left. That all right, thank you,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: left brained people. Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. We'll get
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: into it. You're listening to Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 50:52
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• 50:56
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• 51:04
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• 51:08
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• 51:10
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• 51:14
  Speaker 1: on tight, we got it full you here. It is
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: a Strawberry letter. All right everyone, here's the subject. One
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: of my side pieces is stressing me out. Stephen Shirley.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I am a successful executive and my job involves a
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: lot of travel. I've been married for twenty years, but
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: for the last five years, my wife has had some
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: medical issues and she's gained a lot of weight. At first,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: she tried to keep her weight down, but then she
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: just let herself go and she's not happy with herself,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: so she stopped having sex with me. I did a
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: very selfish thing and started seeing other women, and I
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: am on work trips. At one time, I had four
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: different side pieces in four different states. They are all
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: great women, but they don't hold a candle to my wife,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: so I knew I was wrong. Three of them used
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: me for money and dinners when I was in town,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: and that was fine with me. But one of my
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: side pieces fell in love with me and wanted me
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: to leave my wife for her. I told her that
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: would never happen, and she lost it and screamed and
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: cried and stormed out of my hotel. The next day,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: she showed up at my corporate office and told the
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: receptionist she needed to see me. It was an emergency.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: She burst into the conference room and acted a complete fool.
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  Speaker 1: You slow down, okay, okay, down, youthday, it's just a letter.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is going on? Yeah, okay, okay, I'll
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: slow down, okay, all right, Uh I did it. I'll
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: start here. I did a very selfish thing and started
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: seeing other women while I am on work trip. I
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: told her, okay, I like this line. Three of them
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: use me for money and dinners when I was in town,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: and that was fine with me. But one of my
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: side piece. But one of my side pieces fell in
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: love with me and wanted me to leave my wife
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: for her. It's okay, all right. I told her that
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: would never happen, and she lost it and screamed and
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: cried and stormed out of my hotel. The next day,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: she showed up at my corp red office and told
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: the receptionist she needed to see me. It was an emergency.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Why don't let you? She bursted into the conference room
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: and acted a complete fool. And she burst into the
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: conference room, into the conference room and acted a complete fool,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Steve in front of the heads of my company. Supervisor, damn,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: let that marinate for a minute, because all the fellows
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: that Carla, they don't. They don't have a security that
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: can keep a crazy woman out. It just don't. They
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: haven't been Steve. Breathe, guys, breathe. Okay, my boss is
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: in here. Yeah. Yeah. She burst into the conference room
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: and acted a complete full in front of the heads
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: of my company. They knew she was not my wife,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: so they ushered her out and told me to get
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: my personal affairs in order. Huh huh. I tried to
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: call her, and when I did, I found out she
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: blocked my number and blocked me from her social media accounts.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: She left a note at my hotel saying that she
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: might have to pop up in my hometown to meet
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: my wife and have a talk with her. That's where
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I was gonna stop on my own. Uh, the hell
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: is you outside? For? All right? I'll continue. I have
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: prayed and prayed about it, and I think the best
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: thing to do. No, you're not gonna like this line, Steve.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: All Right, Okay, I've prayed and prayed about it, and
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I think the best thing to do is to tell
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: my wife everything. He already ignorant. All right, let me finish.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: I've cut back on my side pieces and I just
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: have one. Now, any comments, any comments from the fellas?
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: All right? Tell your wife they had a crazy, perfect
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: escape the Syke war. I have talked to my pastor
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: to get back on track. What do you think I
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: should do? Should I tell my wife? Or do you
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: think my side piece was just trying to scare me? Uh? Listen,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: I think this crazy blank woman would burst into your
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: office like this and clown like you said she did.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I think she's capable of doing anything. All Right, I'm
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna shorten my answer and say I think
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: you should tell your wife everything. I know Steve's not
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: gonna agree with that. In the world. No letter at
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour. One of my side pieces
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: is stressing me out. We'll be back right after this.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, this is a crazy letter.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: We need to recap this one subject. One of my
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: side pieces is stressing me out. Breathe, breathe, breathe need
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: to be sick. Ain't a lot of weight. Try to
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: keep her weight down. She just let herself go. She
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: ain't happy with herself, but she decided to stop having
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: sick with me. Then the man did a very noble thing,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: he said in the letter, I did a very selfish thing.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: See this man know he wrongs, So he said, I
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: did a very selfish thing. Don't try to make him
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: he no, surely he know he wrong. This ain't no
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: hero move. He had four different side pieces and four
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: different states. Will you be quiet. We know what he got,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: and we know he got him because he did a
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: selfish move, he said with selfish But what are you
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: gonna She stopped having sex with him. She stopped and
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: I to see other women on work trips, one at
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: one time. I had four different side pieces in four
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: different states. That's foe in folk. Yeah, we know, that's
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: a box. That's where you turned. They at every side.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: That's life of completion. There you go. This is they
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: are all great women, but they don't hold a candle
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: to my wife. He's going back to make himself appear
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: human and agonizing over his decision. They are all great women,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: but they don't hold a candle to my wife. So
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: I knew I was wrong. Three of them used me
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: for money and dinners when I was in town, and
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: that was fine with me. We know what the deal is.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Just Bill Withers wrote a song, you just keep on
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: using me as you use Come on, Bill. My friends
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: they feel it's all pointed duty. But anyway, one of
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: my side pieces fell in love with me and wanted
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: me to leave my wife for her. I told her
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: that would never happen. You should have said, let's think
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: about this. But now, dada never happened. Now you can't
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: tell a crazy person facts. You have to say, oh
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: yes he did. And she lost it, bream and cried
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: and stormed out the hotel room. Next day, here she
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: goes she had bought her ass down to my damn job.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Stone came into the corporate office, told the reception she
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: needed to see me. It was an emergency. I don't
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: know who this help. I don't know who this reception is.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: We didn't hide she didn't let her answer them talk
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: about she and now now she'd have bought her crazy
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: ass in this conference room. After the complete fool in
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: front of the heads of my company, they knew she
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: was not my wife, so they had her ushered out
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: and told me to get my personal affans in order. Yet,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: because this food and came down to your job, I'll
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: be damn because you trying to call it and do
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: like your bosses saying get your personal fans in order.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Tried to call them, found out she had blocked your number,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: blocked you from all her social media accounts. She left
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: the note at your hotel saying she might have to
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: pop in on my hometown to meet my wife and
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: have a talk with her. Let me plain something to you. Hey,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: you're gonna you gonna have to talk with who if
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: you see Let me you didn't been in there and
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: talk to these damn bosses that didn't go hood for me.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: You felt going ahead and talking to my wife. Nah,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: this is where I sentner Man drags the Lord and it.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I have prayed and prayed about it. You wasn't praying
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: when you were screwing them. But now that didn't turn
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: left you need the Lord now? Well the Lord know
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: you didn't need him then. Oh so now since you
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: made these decisions, we have to live with these decisions.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: I have prayed and prayed about it, and I think
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: the best see his keyword. I think the best thing
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: to do just tell my wife everything. Yes, where did
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: you start? You ain't been thinking in this whole letter.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: You wasn't thanking me. You wasn't thinking when you let
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  Speaker 1: her in that damn conference room. You wouldn't thank you,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't thank you when your stupid ass told her that
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  Speaker 1: would never happen. You shouldn't have said it that. You can't.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta let them down easier than that. If you're
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: gonna be not all a sudden, your dumb ass, just
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: start thinking and guess what your stupid ass to thought of.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: I think I should go back in and tell my
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: wife everything. You're so damn stupid. That's why she on
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: your job, because you're stupid and you're gonna try to
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: fix it. I cut back on my side pieces and
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: I just got one out. Yeah, tell that may get
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: a supposed to have none? Right then you did this
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: guy even dumb. I've talked to my pastor to get
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: back on track. All right, listen, we gotta get out
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: of here. Steve coming, tell you what you can do?
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  Speaker 1: Okay on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM or
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• 1:03:26
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• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: six minutes after the hour. Part three of This Strawberry Letter,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Steve has more to say. Subject one of my side
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: pieces is stressing me out. I love that subject, I
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: love the title. We'll be back right after this. You're
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: listening to all right, Steve, We're back. This Strawberry Letter
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  Speaker 1: is too good. Subject one of my side pieces is
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: stressing me out? What you got this man and gotten
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: this fan with this woman sheet and trip cane down
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: to his job screaming at the top of her lungs
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: and bassed him the bosses to pull him to the
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: side and said, hey, get your personal affairs in office
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: in or the order you know getting here. Well, that
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: ain't your wife all up here in the conference room.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sending man wig gonna slanting. She got a leopard
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: She came down there with a leopard dress on. Ain't
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: nothing office about her, Smith, because she's been crying to
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: the car on the way down. Make up all over
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: her face, got the quig, shifted, got them side burns
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: in the front of her head. Looked like she got
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: her Michael Jackson little cutey cue in the front of
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: his head. Now she came up in your job. Now
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: you think for a minute that she ain't gonna have
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: problem going to your wife house. You went on talking
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: your pass Who do you think that is? What? Bernardi?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: You have any idea what's going on in the hallway?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, no, you know you know. Boss. Let
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: me tell you something, mister Recliner. There's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: David to the world happening heaven. Dear Lord, Jesus, Father
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: God help me in your name. Lord, I come to
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  Speaker 1: you with all grace and mercy and favor. Realizing that
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: I've been run, Jesus removed, strike her down, Lord and moved,
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  Speaker 1: take her, take her pulse from her. Lord, put her
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  Speaker 1: father just her left side shut if you don't do
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  Speaker 1: something now, she come in in here. God, if you
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  Speaker 1: could just cripple just one time. It don't have to
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  Speaker 1: be permanent. Just drop her to her knees from she
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  Speaker 1: opened her comfortace dough. Oh God, help me come in here.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: She's gonna come in here, She's gonna come in I
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: mean there's charmagne outside. All right, man, I think that's
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: all on the Strawberry Letter on the weekend to know
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: me all you're listening show. All right, So guys, here's
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: a question for you. Do you have a hiding place
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  Speaker 1: in your home to just have a few minutes alone?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: You know? I mean everybody should have someplace, some little
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: getaway place that they can have some me time. For instance,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: some women like to have what they call a she
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: shed or a small room that they can read in
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: or just chill in. I you know what, I love
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: the bathroom. Men usually go into the garage or their
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: man cave or the basement or someplace. Do you take
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: an extended break in your home hiding place? Do you
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: do it every day? Is the question? Or does your
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: family know not to disturb you when you're in your
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: favorite room or you're hiding place? Come on Steve. I
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: know you take time for yourself. Yeah, I always done that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll go. I'll go to San Diego. You lead a house, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: get the hell out. Can't follow me down there. Damn.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Grandkids know how to use the elevating everything. I'll be Damn,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: I'm going to San Diego. It's beautiful there. I don't
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: care if it there earlier. You got one, Yeah, I loved.
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  Speaker 1: I will be in my bathroom for out words. Okay,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: hours in the bathroom, in the bath because I have
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: a TV in there, and you know I do my makeup,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I don't mean the water. You don't
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: mean the toilet. No, no, no, I don't spend most
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: of my time. I spend most of my time in
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: the bathroom. No no, no, not there. I just out part. Yeah,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: that's a separate with your man. I got my TV
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: right in front of the toilet and a computer. Now
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: that's how you go from Now, that's how you I
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: don't miss nothing because when I'm watching the game, I
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: just get up going in the bathroom. It's on the
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: wall right in front of you. Yeah, ain't done that
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: up a little high where you can keep your head up.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: You don't want a real even keep your head or
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  Speaker 1: be digestive. Track is more open slight. What about your
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: You tell me I'm in my theater I can get
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: away from. Did you hear that rich Yeah? Yeah yeah.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Now you said a rich ass statement, and I ain't
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: saying that. You said, my kids on my grand baby's
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: on the elevator. I ain't saying nothing about your elevating
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: in your house. And I ain't going because I ain't
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: gonna go ahead, tea rooms in this shau. I thought
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: I had it limited. Okay, Well pass his elevator on
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: my theater. Hey, junior, which one of your rooms in
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: your house is your theater? Yeah, let's hear from the poet.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: I but theater. What I had to do is take
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: some some drapes and put them on the side of
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: the TV. Make my ass a theater with the grandmother promote.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a theater. Hold on, y'all, come out
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: the kitchen. Drapes gonna catch you. I'm gonna make a
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: thill that boy, Paula, that Chad must be nice. I
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: ain't being me. I'll go to my theater, sir. Nothing.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: I can't say nothing. How many seats in the theater.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not telling so many. They can't find him in there.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Shut up, Steve, where theater? Go down front? See if
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  Speaker 1: he down. Now I'm gonna take my head down and
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: looking the brock and see where Brown. Ask me where
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  Speaker 1: I go to get away? That's all I said. Man,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Well the Lord is still blessing, blessing you. Man. I
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: didn't even know I'm gonna be talking you like you
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: had one. I got changed. How I talked to you?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: How are you talking to him at front? Like he hand?
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  Speaker 1: No theater? Now he gotta I gotta changed. I talked
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: to him, man, mister nephew. Now, hey, miss nephew, what
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: time you going down today? So Steve, in case you
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: don't make it to San Diego, what room in your
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: home do you go to? Where do you go? I'll
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: go all the way down to the Base's done? Done?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Then just lit man cave. I've got Oh, okay, all right, Steve,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up more of today's trending stories on
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and we'll be back in
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this. What yeah
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: you're listening to morning show? Well, apparently single parents are
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: having a hard time dating, and popular dating apps have
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: failed them. So a brand new app for single parents
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: launched on March second, which was National Single Parents' Day.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: The new dating app, it's called Stir, will cater to
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: the specific needs of single parents who aren't finding luck
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: on mainstream dating apps. Studies have shown that single parents
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: naturally gravitate towards each towards other single parents. I think
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: that's natural because they didn't have to explain their constraints,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: and as they are in the same stage of life,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: so I think it should be interesting. What do you
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: guys think? But what if they both have like, you know,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: seven kids, like Steve or something, and they're trying to
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: make a love connection. What do you guys think I
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: need to if I'm single, I didn't know how many
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: damn kids? You've got enough? You got five, six kids?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: And that's not I need to Can we feel that
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: out when we when we type in our information, we
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: need to know that datable. Is that what you're saying?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: If she has from me? Yeah, okay for me? Yeah? Well,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: well what if you have five or six kids you
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: want somebody to date you? But I'm not looking for
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: somebody that got well, we don't need is another five?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Not as teen? So yeah, I'm one with children. Yeah,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: I could think somebody with children, but it can't be six.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: What's your limit though? Yeah? By one? Two? Okay, one possible.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: We're not We're gonna date you guys. All right, we'll
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: in thirty three minutes after we'll play a round or
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: would you rather? Right after this, you're listening to Steve
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Time now for a round of would
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: you rather? Would you rather mentally or physically never age
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: never age? Would you rather mentally never age or physically never? Well, well,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: what depends on from where you talking about? I mean,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: like for like right now, hear you, h if I
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: could just physically not age anymore, I would you want
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: to go physically? Yeah? I want to mentally age. That's
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: cool because I'm playing on knowing more. Yeah, Tommy, you
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: might want to go with you don't answer my answer,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: We don't answer. You might want to go with be
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: though I'd rather not answer answering your own. We might
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: try to see if maybe it's a couple more witches somewhere. Goodness,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: what I say not to say, that's when you went
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: out picking up two three. He got to take that,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: he got to take that shot. It would be it
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: would be physically sure, Physically I'm going I'm going Mentally
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: mentally I'm not doing well with the body I got.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go with be Well, you're working out, junior,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: you work Yeah, yeah, they ain't changing the man. You
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: want to know something, Man, he got a point. Man,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: I'm working out eating right, it just ain't dropping fast
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: enough for me. I don't even know what the hell
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: it is. I'm sick of them, them prepared meals. That's
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: what's grabbing me. Crazy man, But didn't you send the
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: pitch out of you got your high school jacket on? Well?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: But see right there? Or who got that? Jack? Who
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: wear that jacket? That don't say much? Right, it ain't
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: nothing more wearing hell. I can't wear nothing I wore
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: in high school, nothing draws, jacket, strap, shoe, sock. I
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: cain't wear nothing. I waited a hundred and party seven pounds.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: I can't wear nothing I had on in high school.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to the change you were in
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: high school? Can you wear ill? The what the change
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: around your neck. Can you wear to change your head
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: and tell them money for no damn change, Julie change.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: I had a handbone, a handbone, Julry dog. I didn't
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: even have a watch. Oh man, I swear to god,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: I swear, I swear to god. I didn't I didn't
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: even have a watch. Dog is that I didn't have
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: to watch? Yeah? Man, everything I couldn't do. I can't
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: have a car. I couldn't have no watch. I got
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: watches and cars. All right, Well, that's it for this
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: round of would you rather? Coming up at forty nine
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, it is our last break of
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: the day, and we'll have some closing remarks from the
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: one and only Judge Steve right after this. You're listening
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, we are back. This is our
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: last break of the day. Steve. We're ready for your
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: closing remarks. I'm so happy they're bad today. I want
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: to give you all something that came to me. Uh,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: it came to me this morning. I was been in
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: really over the weekend. I was doing a lot of
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: prayerful meditating over the weekend, you know, just trying to
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: recenter myself. You know, sometimes I get a little off
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: you know, I see myself sliding off course. I'm forgetting
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: to be grateful as I should. I started working on
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: some things that I want to happen so bad. I
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: keep pouring a lot of time into it. I keep,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: you know, reviewing my plans and goals, and sometimes you know,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: your second guest stuff, and sometimes you spend a lot
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: of time just scratching your head trying to figure out
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: your next move. I'm sure everybody can relate to that.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: How you sit up in here, man, and some of
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: your best laid plans seem to be going a ride
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: and you just can't figure it out. I was sitting
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: up and somebody sent me this this morning, and then
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: it's entitled Release, and as I read it, I just
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: want to share with you the thought that I was
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: having when I was reading this thing called Release, and
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: it says, Heavenly Father, I release to you the burdens
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: that I have been carried, burdens that you never intended
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: for me to carry. You know what I read that.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: It meant something to me because a lot of the
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: stuff that's on us that we can around, hen't He
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: won't even intend for us to carry around. We just
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: canning around because we didn't took it upon ourselves to
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: worry about it. We didn't took it upon ourself that
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: this is now this albatross around our neck, when God
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: really didn't intend for that. You know, other people's problems
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: really ain't your problems. They can bring it to you,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: but that don't mean it's yours. So you end up
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: carrying around stuff that God never intended for you to carry,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: you know, like you hear your grandmama used to say,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: don't let other people put their trash in your trash can,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: because you need all that room for your trash. But
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: now you can around somebody else. Then it goes on
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: to say, I cast all my cares upon you, all
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: my worries, all my fears. You have told me to
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: not be anxious about anything, but rather to bring everything
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: to you in prayer with thankfulness. Man, I have forgotten
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: about that, And when I read that, it reminded me
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: that I shouldn't be anxious about these deals. I'm working
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: on my next move, what I need to get done.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Why am I tripping about that? I don't know how
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: it's gonna turn out anyway. I'm anxious about something that
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: I actually have no control over. So I just consent
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: to me, Steve, just turn this over to who got
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: all this in control, and let him have it, and
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: be grateful for what you have. And then it says, Father,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: calm my relentless spirit, quiet, my anxious heart, still my
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: troubling thoughts, with the assurance that you are in control. Man,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Ain't that cool when you turned something over to God
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you have a calmness, a
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: quiet in the stillness, because you ain't got to wear
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: about it no more. Then it says, I let go
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: of my grip upon the things that have been I've
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: been hanging on too. With open hands, I come to you,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: I release to you, and will all that I am
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: trying to manipulate. I release to you all that I'm
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: trying to manipulate. So if you let go of stuff,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: if you let go of a lot of stuff that
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: you're hanging on to, y'all, you can go to God
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: with open hands. If you go to God with open hands,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: he got something to feel now. But if you hanging
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: on and got a death grip on a whole bunch
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: of stuff that you can't do nothing about it, and
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: it's really meaningless, you ain't got room to receive what
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: he got for you. So I release to you all
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: that I am trying to manipulate. I release to you
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: your authority, all that I am trying to control. I
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: release to your timing all that I have been striving
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: to make happen. Everything I've been trying to make happen.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you make it happen. Everything I've been
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: wanting to happen at a certain time. I'm gonna let
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: that happen in your time. You do it in your time,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: when it's your will. For me, it's called release. Just
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: let it go, man, because you're tripping about stuff you
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: really can't control. That's an amazing thing. Then it says,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: I thank you for your promise to sustain me, because
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: that's his promise to sustain you, preserve me and God
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: all that I have entrusted to your keeping. So now
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: when you turn it over to God and you let
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: him have it, and you release this grip on this
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  Speaker 1: stuff that you have no control over, and you ask
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  Speaker 1: for his calmness and your quiet and you release everything
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  Speaker 1: to him, guess what now, you can just trust that
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  Speaker 1: you didn't put it in the right hands. You got
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  Speaker 1: it in the best hand, so he gonna protect that.
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  Speaker 1: Now he watching over it instead of you watching over it. Now,
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  Speaker 1: who would you rather had watching over something? You are God,
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  Speaker 1: protect my heart and mind with your peace, the peace
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  Speaker 1: that passes all understanding. Father, May your will be done
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  Speaker 1: trying to make stuff happen. When there's so much stuff
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  Speaker 1: that's out of my control. If you just let it go,
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  Speaker 1: turn it over to God and be all right with it,
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  Speaker 1: because he'd been having you, why would he not have this?
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  Speaker 1: But we grab ourselves and we want to be a
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  Speaker 1: part of it so much that we end up getting
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  Speaker 1: in the way. So I asked that this will be
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  Speaker 1: done in my life, in your time and in your way,
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  Speaker 1: however he want to do it, and whenever he want
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  Speaker 1: to do it, I'm cool with that. Stop being anxious
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  Speaker 1: for everything, y'all, step back, turn it over to God
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