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People You Don't Want To See On Thanksgiving, Would You Rather, Steve Harvey's Voicemail, Loyalty Inspectors?, and more! · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all
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  Speaker 2: at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't give them.
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  Speaker 2: Back a million busy.
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  Speaker 4: Steve, Yeah, listening to show, I don't joy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Joy, They show.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta do that, love you.
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  Speaker 3: Moon.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 4: To turn the mouth the turn you probably got to
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  Speaker 4: turn mouth turn out to.
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  Speaker 2: Turn a w the mon agap. Come come on, you'll
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  Speaker 2: think that. Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 5: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got this
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  Speaker 5: radio show. Man, How I got here? I really can't
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  Speaker 5: explain it. Only by the grace of God, that's all
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  Speaker 5: I can really tell you. I was talking with a
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  Speaker 5: buddy the other day and he was telling me. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 5: he had an interesting philosophy about it. He say, you know,
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  Speaker 5: you can have dreams and visions. He say, but God,
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  Speaker 5: God will never show you what all he has for you.
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  Speaker 5: He won't show you all of it because he knows
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  Speaker 5: you'll mess it up. And you know what, man, I
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  Speaker 5: thought about that, and wow, how true is that?
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  Speaker 6: Okay? I know that I got a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: And see it.
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  Speaker 5: It's just become this major blessing for me. I didn't
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  Speaker 5: see it. But if I would have seen it and
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  Speaker 5: known when he had planned on giving it to me,
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  Speaker 5: I would have messed it up, because Number one, my
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  Speaker 5: first question would have been to him, why I got
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  Speaker 5: to wait so long? Why don't I go downhill and
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  Speaker 5: start on the radio now? And then I'll be in
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  Speaker 5: radio and then TYD, I see there God. But see,
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  Speaker 5: the thing about God is God don't need your help.
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  Speaker 5: Matter of fact, he don't really want it. All he
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  Speaker 5: wants is you to love him and obey if you
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  Speaker 5: can do them two things. I think I could be wrong.
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  Speaker 5: I think he'd be really cool with us. So had
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  Speaker 5: I known about these blessings that he had for me,
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  Speaker 5: I would have messed him up because I would have
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  Speaker 5: put my thinking in the figuring process, and that would
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  Speaker 5: have jacked it all up. That's the first thing I
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  Speaker 5: ask why I got away so long? And then if
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  Speaker 5: he'd shown me what I was gonna have to do
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  Speaker 5: to get it, I would have showed messed that up. Man,
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  Speaker 5: I ain't finna do that. I ain't finna do all
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  Speaker 5: of that. Wait a minute, I got to go through
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  Speaker 5: all of these mishaps in my life. So when I
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  Speaker 5: get the radio show, I have something to share. Man,
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  Speaker 5: why won't I just read a couple of books and
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  Speaker 5: share that experience with them?
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  Speaker 7: Now?
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  Speaker 5: See, I want you to know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 5: I want you to be transparent. I want people to
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  Speaker 5: be able to identify with your struggle and apply they
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  Speaker 5: struggle to it and see that they can get over.
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  Speaker 2: See.
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  Speaker 5: God never shows you all of it because he know
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  Speaker 5: we'll mess it up. I wouldn't have any books, I
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  Speaker 5: certainly please know, I would not be the host of
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  Speaker 5: family few can I tell you that it is amazing man,
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  Speaker 5: how God works, and my invitation to everybody today has
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  Speaker 5: allowed God to work. You know, you can ask him
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  Speaker 5: why all you want to. And from time to time
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  Speaker 5: I still do no good for me, But that ol
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  Speaker 5: me old woe is me Lord? Thing that don't really
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  Speaker 5: get it for me, because when I start asking him why,
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  Speaker 5: I'm asking somebody who has a thought process so high
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  Speaker 5: above mind that there's no way if he told it
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  Speaker 5: to me, I wouldn't even get it. You wouldn't either, Uncle,
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  Speaker 5: I'll bright you think you are man, You just ain't
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  Speaker 5: gonna get how and why He does it his way
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  Speaker 5: you're not going to understand it. But he has a
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  Speaker 5: plan for each and every one of us. And if
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  Speaker 5: we adhere to the plan, if we submit ourself to
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  Speaker 5: his will and just say, okay, God, what you want
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  Speaker 5: me to do, I am telling you it is the
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  Speaker 5: best way to live.
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  Speaker 6: Now.
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  Speaker 5: You can also do it the way I did it
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  Speaker 5: early on. You could just do what you want to
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  Speaker 5: do and see how it go from now. And I
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  Speaker 5: will tell you from personal experience, it's not going to
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  Speaker 5: go good.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 5: My wife and I were talking the other day and
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  Speaker 5: she said something with me, and I had to write
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  Speaker 5: it down. She says, Steve, you know the funny thing
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  Speaker 5: about sin? She says, sining costs you more than you
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  Speaker 5: want to pay and causes you to stay longer than
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  Speaker 5: you want to stay. I asked my wife where she
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  Speaker 5: got that from. She says, some old person told it
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  Speaker 5: to her. She says, sining cost you more than you
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  Speaker 5: want to pay and causes you to stay longer than
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  Speaker 5: you want to stay. That's the problem, man, about doing
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  Speaker 5: what you want to do. Because we are all sinners, man,
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  Speaker 5: all of us, all of us, every last one of
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  Speaker 5: us a sinners. You will be a sinner until you
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  Speaker 5: die now, you could be saved by grace. But you're
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  Speaker 5: going to be a sinner man. You are going to
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  Speaker 5: make mistakes. You are going to in your life knowingly
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  Speaker 5: do wrong. I bet you will. I don't know who
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  Speaker 5: you think you are. I don't know who you've been
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  Speaker 5: listening to. But get this, we are sinners. We were
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  Speaker 5: born into a world that is sinful. Now it's okay,
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  Speaker 5: it's okay, it's our world. But we can make the
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  Speaker 5: best of it because we can form a relationship with
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  Speaker 5: God and we can go to war with this thing,
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  Speaker 5: you know, and we can win. You can actually get over.
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  Speaker 5: Being born into this world is not an end all.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't mean you're doomed, nah man, because God is
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  Speaker 5: available to give you life, and not only give you life,
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  Speaker 5: but give it to you more abundantly. I have more
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  Speaker 5: of an abundant life than I've ever had.
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  Speaker 2: If you took away the finances.
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  Speaker 5: Trust and believe, I have so many things I could
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  Speaker 5: tell you that I'm grateful for. For my wife, for
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  Speaker 5: my children, man, for my family, for the few friends
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  Speaker 5: that I have, for the work that I do, man
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  Speaker 5: for the respect that some people that I feel around
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  Speaker 5: some people from the reputation earned.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I ain't cool with everybody. I got that.
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  Speaker 5: I ain't cool with everybody. Everybody ain't cool with me.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody don't like me. Man, get past that right there.
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  Speaker 5: I don't care what you do. Everybody are gonna like you.
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  Speaker 5: Some people didn't like Jesus.
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  Speaker 6: What did he do?
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  Speaker 5: What did he do wrong to anybody? Show it to
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  Speaker 5: me where he was just out there, just messing over folks,
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  Speaker 5: and you could justify all that happened to him. Just
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  Speaker 5: show it to me. But he knew everybody ain't gonna
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  Speaker 5: like me. I just come to save y'all. Understand.
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  Speaker 6: I got you.
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  Speaker 5: Ain't feeling me. You're gonna spit on me. You're gonna
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  Speaker 5: hang me up there, You're gonna pierce my side. You're
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  Speaker 5: gonna do all that to me. When you get through,
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  Speaker 5: I still love you. That's a powerful statement. Man, God
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  Speaker 5: will take care of you if you form this relationship
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  Speaker 5: with him. He has something for you. He has a
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  Speaker 5: plan for you that is beyond your imagination. He will
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  Speaker 5: give you the desires of your heart. But he also
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  Speaker 5: has some stuff in store for you that you're not
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  Speaker 5: even asking for. That he is willing to ship to
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  Speaker 5: an address that belongs to you. As long as you
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  Speaker 5: stay on the right path and are trying your best,
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  Speaker 5: God to ship you the blessing anyway, because please know
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  Speaker 5: He's done it to me. I'm a living witness to
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  Speaker 5: this that God will ship you blessings and you ain't
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  Speaker 5: gonna be perfect.
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  Speaker 6: But if he know your.
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  Speaker 5: Heart, man, if he know you trying to do better,
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  Speaker 5: if he see you trying to change, if he see
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  Speaker 5: you trying to get it right, he understands that you're
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  Speaker 5: gonna stumble all the way through this thing. But if
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  Speaker 5: he know your heart and he know you trying to
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  Speaker 5: get it right and you're doing the best you can, boy,
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  Speaker 5: here'll ship some stuff your way.
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  Speaker 6: Man, you really be tripping, man, you will really be tripping.
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  Speaker 6: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man. It's crazy, ain't it.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and other Welcome to
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  Speaker 5: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We are here to celebrate
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  Speaker 5: the arrival of a new day and to tell our
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  Speaker 5: heavenly Father thank you for it, because he didn't have
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  Speaker 5: to do it. Man, I'm grateful for being just alive.
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  Speaker 5: For my measure of help, for the things he's done
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  Speaker 5: for me, for all he's given to me, for everything
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  Speaker 5: he's sending on the way, for giving me comfort, for
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  Speaker 5: helping to me, help helping me is sustain in all
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  Speaker 5: levels of difficulty.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you for pulling me through. Man.
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  Speaker 5: If it wasn't for you, God, I don't know what
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  Speaker 5: i'd done sometime, So I just want to say thank you.
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  Speaker 2: That's the best way to do it.
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  Speaker 6: We hear, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Shirley Strawbaring calling.
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  Speaker 5: For reil the mouth of the South Junior government name
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  Speaker 5: kill spates the legend of nephew Tommy and yours truly junior.
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  Speaker 6: You, sir, well, what are your concerns today?
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  Speaker 2: Sir?
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you something.
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  Speaker 7: You know, we was talking the other day, we were
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  Speaker 7: talking before the showing. You were just talking about how
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  Speaker 7: hard it is to be in business, and you just
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  Speaker 7: saying about how you have to find the right people,
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  Speaker 7: staying on time, keep pushing all the problems that you have.
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  Speaker 7: You're still grateful for the problems.
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  Speaker 5: It's not that I'm grateful for the problems. I'm grateful
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  Speaker 5: for the ability to withstand, survive and learn from the problems.
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  Speaker 6: I don't I don't like the problems.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, oh, I just don't. I'm gonna just be one
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  Speaker 5: hundred with you. I'm human. I don't like problems. Nobody
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  Speaker 5: nobody likes problems. I don't like the setbacks. I don't
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  Speaker 5: like the challenges. I don't like the difficulties.
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like it, But I appreciate the strength that
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  Speaker 5: I've gained to withstand them off and the wisdom I
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  Speaker 5: got once I got on the other side of it.
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  Speaker 5: Because in every bad thing, there's a gift, but a gift.
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  Speaker 2: Remember this about a gift.
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  Speaker 6: Now, a gift has to be unwrapped.
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  Speaker 5: You got to take a bowl off, You gotta take
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  Speaker 5: the tape off. You gotta get the paper you got
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  Speaker 5: tag a box open. You gotta give you some scissors.
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  Speaker 5: You need a box cutter sometimes. Have you ever noticed, man,
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  Speaker 5: some of the things you get is so difficult to
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  Speaker 5: get into.
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  Speaker 6: To get to it.
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  Speaker 5: If you buy an Apple product, now, I don't know
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  Speaker 5: nothing harder to get into than an Apple product. If
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  Speaker 5: you buy a new adapter, Lord have Mercer, you need
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  Speaker 5: a toolkit to open up the adapter package because I
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  Speaker 5: don't know what kind of tape they got on there
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  Speaker 5: and that little plastic thing. Have you ever tried to
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  Speaker 5: dig it off and run it up under your you
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  Speaker 5: beyond you be mad? But once you get into the package,
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  Speaker 5: you get what you are. But in everything you ask for,
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  Speaker 5: you got to do some unpacking. Everything you want is
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  Speaker 5: on the other side of something you got to go
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  Speaker 5: through to get to it. It ain't ever just at
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  Speaker 5: the front, Doe. It's in a box that has to
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  Speaker 5: be unpacked. So yeah, I've learned to accept that part
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  Speaker 5: of it right there, Junior. I don't like the problems
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  Speaker 5: and everything, but I do understand there's someone packing with it,
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  Speaker 5: So I just get starunpacking.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 8: As we move on, coming up thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 8: the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as he runs
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  Speaker 8: that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 8: It is time now to start your morning off with
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  Speaker 8: the nephew and run that prank back what you got
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  Speaker 8: for his nep We.
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  Speaker 10: About to get all the way up under them gums, Shirley.
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  Speaker 10: This right here is Ginger Vitus, Ginger invite us. Okay,
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  Speaker 10: We're gonna flows if you way back there with that
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  Speaker 10: wisdom to that. If you don't get back up in there,
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  Speaker 10: Lord ha Mercy Ginger Vitas, let's go.
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  Speaker 11: Hello, I'm trying to reach Kelvin. Kelvin Davis. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 11: is Calvin. Who am I speaking with? How you doing? Calvin?
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  Speaker 11: Let me make sure I got the right Kelvin, Kevin?
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  Speaker 11: You at the job? You work on the fourth floor, right?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 11: I work on the fourth floor. Are you in a
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  Speaker 11: cubicle next to Randy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 11: Matter of fact, I am. But But who am I?
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  Speaker 11: Who am I speaking with? Well, I'm not at liberty
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  Speaker 11: to give my name right now, but I'm bringing some
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  Speaker 11: news from the job that I think you might want to.
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  Speaker 11: You know, this is the news I think that you
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  Speaker 11: would probably want to know. And uh, I'm just let's
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  Speaker 11: just say, I'm an I'm an employee from another floor
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  Speaker 11: and I got I got wind of what was going
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  Speaker 11: on on the fourth floor, and I wanted to, you know,
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  Speaker 11: I wanted to. I wanted to bring it to your
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  Speaker 11: attention because I think on your floor, nobody's bringing this
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  Speaker 11: to your attention, you know. Okay, So let me get
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  Speaker 11: this straight. You can't tell me your name, but you
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  Speaker 11: work on the floor below me. Do you know me?
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  Speaker 11: I've seen you before, I've seen you before. Okay, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 11: this is do you know me? I mean I don't
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  Speaker 11: know you know? So no, let mean let mean okay,
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  Speaker 11: so how did how did you get to so called
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  Speaker 11: being the spokesperson for people who work with me? Hey? Man,
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  Speaker 11: like I say, I just wanted to give you the
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  Speaker 11: news because the whole fourth floor it is gossiping about you,
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  Speaker 11: and nobody's telling you what's going on. Okay, So obviously
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  Speaker 11: the gospel is about me has gotten to you on
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  Speaker 11: the third floor, and now you are coming to to
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  Speaker 11: be my deliverer or so to speak. I'm just a guy.
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  Speaker 11: I'm just a guy bringing you some news. Man I'm
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  Speaker 11: just here. Let me let me ask you this, bro,
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  Speaker 11: are you are you flossing at night? What business is
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  Speaker 11: that of yours? I'm just I'm just asking, are you
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  Speaker 11: flossing at night? Will you floss on a regular basis?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
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  Speaker 11: I floss on a regular basis? What's that got to
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  Speaker 11: do with the price of tea in chime? Okay, where's
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  Speaker 11: the last time you've been to the dentist?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 11: Who the hell are you? Let me tell you to
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  Speaker 11: be honest, what you make My problem is not really
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  Speaker 11: with you. I'm really upset with the people on the floor.
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  Speaker 11: That's not telling you. But you know why ain't you
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  Speaker 11: talking to them? What the problem is man? Is that
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  Speaker 11: it is that they talking of about you, and they're
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  Speaker 11: not telling you what your issue is. So let's get
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  Speaker 11: to the issue at hand. So you are flawsing. You
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  Speaker 11: are flossing, that's what you're saying. Damn straight, I flaws Okay?
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  Speaker 11: Are you brushing your tongue? Come on now, you don't
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  Speaker 11: have to You don't have to question me about my
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  Speaker 11: hygienic makeup. You don't know me, you have never talked
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  Speaker 11: to me. But you're gonna side with a bunch of
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  Speaker 11: folks that think they I'm not. I'm not siding with them. Brother,
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  Speaker 11: I'm not siding with him. But here's all on their behalf,
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  Speaker 11: you're siding with them. Okay, kel kel man Kel Kevin,
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  Speaker 11: listen to this. This is day. Really you don't even
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  Speaker 11: know me and you're gonna approach me like this. So, Kevin,
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  Speaker 11: they think you have ginger bite? I mean, are you
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  Speaker 11: when you go to your dinners? Are y'all cleaning below
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  Speaker 11: your gums? Will the Dennists do what you do? And
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  Speaker 11: I'm laying there with my mouth wide open, and I
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  Speaker 11: go more than every six months, So what the hell
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  Speaker 11: are you talking about? Well, okay, something is wrong, okay.
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  Speaker 11: And everybody saying that it's you is your breath, that's
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  Speaker 11: that's just you know, they saying they look in the
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  Speaker 11: fourth floor and to go down to the lobby just
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  Speaker 11: to get some fresh air, because that's bully. Well, this
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  Speaker 11: is what I want you to do, since you speaking
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  Speaker 11: on their behalf, tell every one of them, sorry so
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  Speaker 11: and souls, that if they got a problem with me,
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  Speaker 11: they need to come approach me. And then if it's
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  Speaker 11: that bad, I'll blow my strength as breath in their face.
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  Speaker 11: Bring it up. Because this conversation with you is really
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  Speaker 11: way off face because you have no business calling me
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  Speaker 11: telling me they can. I give you some some items
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  Speaker 11: to mix together for you to gargle with later tonight.
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  Speaker 11: And so you work, you work in the building. But
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  Speaker 11: now you're a dentist man. You know what this is, bully,
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  Speaker 11: And we're gonna settle this tomorrow first thing in the morning,
• 18:57
  Speaker 11: when I matter of fact, I'm going to go to
• 18:59
  Speaker 11: the full floor and waste all these sorry so and
• 19:01
  Speaker 11: so to come up there who's been talking about me
• 19:04
  Speaker 11: behind my back? And guess what you invited to the
• 19:08
  Speaker 11: party too, player, since you're gonna be their representative, each
• 19:12
  Speaker 11: one of them lying back is when they get in there.
• 19:14
  Speaker 11: As far as I'm concerned, when tomorrow get here is
• 19:16
  Speaker 11: gonna be whooping. And if you watch some of it
• 19:19
  Speaker 11: show up, since you the representative, because you can get it,
• 19:23
  Speaker 11: do you know what I mean?
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: Tell them?
• 19:24
  Speaker 11: Do you do you think it could be some cavities
• 19:26
  Speaker 11: or something? Do you think give the cavity my foot
• 19:29
  Speaker 11: in your cabinet? This is what it's gonna be. And
• 19:32
  Speaker 11: whoever else you want to try to take it out,
• 19:34
  Speaker 11: they gonna get it in there. So guess what it's
• 19:37
  Speaker 11: on tomorrow. I know I ain't got genus. Are you
• 19:39
  Speaker 11: only brushing in the morning when you leave for work?
• 19:42
  Speaker 11: Are you only bring? Have you not understood me? Don't
• 19:45
  Speaker 11: keep questioning me. You can question me tomorrow after I
• 19:48
  Speaker 11: will be and yours. Can you bring? Can bring? Why
• 19:52
  Speaker 11: do you try to do? Why'd you do me this way?
• 19:55
  Speaker 11: Then I tell you? Then I tell you? Can you bring?
• 19:57
  Speaker 11: Can you bring your tooth brush tomorrow? Can you bring it?
• 20:00
  Speaker 11: In your tooth brush? It's five fingers on my tooth brush.
• 20:03
  Speaker 11: I bring them. They be balled up and you will
• 20:05
  Speaker 11: get to miss the cleaning that you ain't never thought
• 20:07
  Speaker 11: you would get from a bentist. Okay, just don't know
• 20:10
  Speaker 11: where to target. And man, hey, hey, bruh, broh, calm
• 20:15
  Speaker 11: calm down, man, just calm down. We're trying to get
• 20:17
  Speaker 11: to we're trying to fix the problem. Just gonna fix
• 20:20
  Speaker 11: the problem. Kevin, You kicking as is not gonna change
• 20:24
  Speaker 11: your breath. I ain't gonna worry about it. Well, that's
• 20:27
  Speaker 11: what you can line joke is to come down there
• 20:29
  Speaker 11: and sit in your cubicle. All right, So do you
• 20:32
  Speaker 11: you know I mean, do you want to know who?
• 20:33
  Speaker 11: Who who put this out there. I want you to
• 20:36
  Speaker 11: know me when you see me tomorrow. Go ahead and
• 20:38
  Speaker 11: lay it out for me. Tell me. So, this is
• 20:42
  Speaker 11: nephew Toby from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Randy got
• 20:45
  Speaker 11: me the frank phone call you man, you know what
• 20:48
  Speaker 11: you almost told me to say something you is lined
• 20:51
  Speaker 11: into me that yeah, got you Wait till in the morning.
• 21:01
  Speaker 11: You wait tilass see him? All right? Man, give it
• 21:05
  Speaker 11: to me. What is the badest that, I mean, the
• 21:06
  Speaker 11: baddest radio show in the land. Say, without a doubt. Man,
• 21:10
  Speaker 11: you gotta be nept your Tommy and the Steam Harvey
• 21:13
  Speaker 11: Morning Show. What what what?
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Nothing?
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Thank you? You get your teeth?
• 21:22
  Speaker 11: Man?
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Look, thank you. Coming up next to is ask the
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: clo or Chief Love Officer, Steve.
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: Harvey at the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.
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  Speaker 9: While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping. You can
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  Speaker 9: be the difference for a family in need right in
• 21:44
  Speaker 9: your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: today and food on the table all year long, warm
• 21:52
  Speaker 9: hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season. By donating twenty
• 21:56
  Speaker 9: five dollars a month at Salvation Army USA help a
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: It is time to ask the clo.
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: Brion Tapeka says, I'm getting a man that has only
• 22:13
  Speaker 8: been divorced for a year, and he's already asked me
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: to move in with him. I can tell that his
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: teenage sons need a little more time to get to
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: know me before they see me in their mom's house
• 22:23
  Speaker 8: when they come to visit. My man said, I should
• 22:26
  Speaker 8: only be focused on his needs.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Is he right?
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Well, that's not how it's going to work. You're entering
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: into a blended family situation. You said something in your
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: statement that's kind of telling you don't think they're ready
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: for someone to move into their mom's house.
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: Now, let me explain something to you.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: The divorce, even though it's only been a year, the
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: divorce is simply the day that the court.
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: System legalized that's the divorce.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: The divorce has been occurring probably years before that, so
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: it's not a year is too soon? I think what
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: the too soon part is for the children, And I
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: do think that you have to build a better relationship with.
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: Them and take your time.
• 23:20
  Speaker 13: Uh.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he would love for it, because he's a guy
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: all eyes on me, all attention on me. Of course
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: that's being selfish. But there are some other people involved here.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: And if he has custody of those boys, which it
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: sounds like it does, or he may not, I don't know.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: They come to visit.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, Well they on.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Their mom's side. You do understand that winning them over,
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: especially if they had no problem with your mom. It's
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: gonna be a problem. Anytime you get into a planning family,
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: it's gonna.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: Be some problems. So you have to just spare up,
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: take your time, do the right thing, and trust.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Your intuitione all right, all right?
• 23:55
  Speaker 8: Moving on to Frisia in Orlando, Freezer writes, I have
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: been going to the same hair stylist for almost thirty years,
• 24:02
  Speaker 8: and I went in yesterday. She didn't speak and we
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: barely talked. She's a moody person, but if I'm paying
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: her to do my hair, she should have manners. Is
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: it time to find a new stylist?
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: Right?
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: And as to the two things, it's time for It's
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: time for a new stylist, and it's time for a
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: new damn hairsty style in the same.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Damn hairstyle for thirty damn years.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: She might not be speaking to you because she tied
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: of doing the same old press set every time you
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: bring your ass in there. Don't nobody do bangs.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: No more time doing that.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: That could be the problem right here. I don't know
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: if she moved you or not, but you pay her
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: to do your hair. You're gonna pay her to talk
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: and be kind and cordial. That people should have manners,
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: and that you go to beauty Salona's like a female's
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: country club. When they go to the beauty salon off
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: the time they talk and share. It's kind of like
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: the black man's country club is the barbershop. So yeah,
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: I can understand where you're coming from. But thirty years
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: of the same damn halfstyle, she probably sick of you
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: right now. She got the all all these old ass
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: products that they don't make no Boa center here.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: You're the older wall.
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: Using pro liners.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: You the only one got pergamont old one got.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: You the older one, won't.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: They have greens with Glover's Maine and SOMEP eight. You
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: the only one over here shaking up a bottle of
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: curl free. Yeah, she probably just got a curl just
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: shaking the bottle ule you because that's what. Yeah, here
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: she come again, this old ass halfstyle. I got a
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: den of damn Carol, and I plugged up for her, all.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Right, Freezier.
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: Moving on to Teddy and Nashville Teddy Rights. I'm pretty
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: sure my girl called me the wrong name in bed,
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: but she's so good at lying, I'll never know the truth.
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: I want to get her back by calling her the
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: wrong name, and then will be even Is it a
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: good way to get revenge or will it backfire?
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Don't get stupid. This ain't no even ain't no even
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: the dog. You can't out mad a woman. You can't
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: out think a woman. You can't out with venge a woman.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: Don't don't go down there. That's a dog alley down
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: there for to come. That's a dog alley with a
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: whole lot of dumpsters in that alley. Are all types
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: of gonna pop up on your ass? Or listen to me,
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: that's like walking down the dog alley in the in
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: the in the in the TV show on HBO The Wire,
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: You in Baltimore walking down the dog alley with trash
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: dumpters and the and the alley is eight miles long.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: You don't think nothing fing to happen. You go down here,
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: you better stay your ass out there where them street lights.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: He is run the string of bell that's what.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: You find to be on the Why boy, you gonna
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: have to throw about four five phones out the winder
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: before you get to the end of day.
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: Boy, don't do that.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Don't don't let it do that. Don't If she lied
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: to you, that's fine. Man, Gonna do what you're gonna do.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Y'all ain't gonna make it no way, But don't try
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: this revenge mode. Call her another woman's name.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Boy boy, All right, great advice.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: Elo last one amber in East Point says, my husband
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: smokes cigars, and the terrible taste from the cigars is
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: messing up our intimacy. I love to kiss my husband,
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: but I hate leftover cigar breath. I turned my head
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: away from him during sex, and he said, I'm over reacting.
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: Should I give him an ultimatum about cigars and our
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: sex life?
• 27:50
  Speaker 11: Please?
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: I've had it, Yes, give it to it. I've had it. Yes,
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: what happens to give it to him? The cigars not
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: like coffee. So see now I have to travel with
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: a certain kind. They got smokers mints out there and
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: then they got listerine strips. Got to keep constantly and
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: then see, as soon as you smoke, you need to
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: go somewhere and do some dental hygiene. As soon as
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: you smoke, you gotta go to these little bathrooms and
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: do stuff right here.
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: A beautiful tip. Now it's nasty, but it's a beautiful tip.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: Get yourself one of those thick napkins at a public
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: ressroom and run it under some water and put your
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: ass some soap on it, and just put.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: It in your mouth and move it around. You gotta
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: you gotta wash your mouth.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Out, not literally, you're literally watching your mouth out with.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: It if you want to keep your breath. Okay, well
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: you can talk to these folks after this cigar.
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: I'm just telling you.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: Just try a country. It is a country assthma. My
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: father taught it to me, and your brothers taught it
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: to me. And that's how you do it. If you're
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: out and about, you can do it. It ain't that bad.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: It's just soap, you know, it's just soap. It's bacterial soap.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: It's clean. It gets with a bacteria.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Boom boom boom.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: That's how you do it. If you're on the golf course,
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: every golf course in the country club. They got mister
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: ene and breath stuff and disposable toothbrushes in that.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: But you got to do that.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: And no, she's not overreacting, that's real. And if you
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: let it sit in your mouth for hours, you smell
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: like a trash can.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: All right, am I smoking?
• 29:33
  Speaker 11: Sit?
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: Don set it down, Go get another one. You can't
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: do that with sex. You can't start putting her down
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: and go get another one.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: See how long that marries Heller. This is Steve harven
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: More on the show Man. Ain't nobody playing with y'all?
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: I do not have a problem with false teeth, but
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: you can't take them out on the first day.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: You can't take them out with me. Ever, at no point,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: because I ask at.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Dinner you reach a in your head, pull a whole
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: row of damn teeth out, Just set them down on
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: the table.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: I don't give a damn if you don't put them
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: in glads. You can wrap them up in your handkerchief,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: put them in your top pocket. I don't give a damn.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: If you know how to spin them teeth on your
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: finger like a basketball.
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: And you want to be sitting up in.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Here and watching your teeth go around, you'll come right.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: Over half of Americans find themselves physically attractive, over half,
• 30:28
  Speaker 8: all right, but only thirty eight percent care if others agree.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: This is according to want me to let that marinate
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: for a minute.
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: According to the latest data from you Gov's omnibus research,
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: most Americans find themselves attractive.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: They say they look good. You know, they're fairly attractive.
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: But they say, and they say, they're not overly concerned
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: with the opinions of others about their looks.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, take that clearly.
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: The stories about Tommy, I don't really and you see
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: where were he had to go in there first?
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: Because we've discussed the attractiveness before several times. Tommy is
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: one of the over fifty percent people who find himself attracted.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: It's no, Steve, I'm fine. That's the same thing attractive, being.
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: More color the whole level.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: He finds more Carlos in his mind. Yeah, someone's attracted.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: But if you say they're fine, who why.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: You don't want me to be fine?
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Because you know, won't you? I don't see how you qualified.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Let's run down the list.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: First of all, to be fine, damn near everybody. See
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: you got to say that. That's for start.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah see see listen, No.
• 31:50
  Speaker 10: No, no, no, let me tell you it's shammo. Its
• 31:54
  Speaker 10: chestnut and then me I'm right there.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: Wait right who so hold up and boo too, No, no,
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: hold up, ladies. So let me give you a short
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: list of who he in front of. Denzel washed you.
• 32:09
  Speaker 10: I was gonna hell thank you, Brad, hold on, Dinzel.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: He did because he got ski that's he didn't.
• 32:20
  Speaker 10: Because he got skills and he and he walked the
• 32:22
  Speaker 10: women like how he walked that hat swag.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Understand when the last.
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: Time some woman said you, I shoun't like the way
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: you talk?
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Walk?
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: Anybody ever said they like the way you walk?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Surely do I not walk? How hard she get off
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: the floor?
• 32:44
  Speaker 11: How hard she.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Natural?
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: You can walk?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Come on, Washington walk, Yes, President Obama can walk.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get I'm gonna give bread hard.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: He can walk?
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: You know, let me stop.
• 33:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah you heard Steve has a fool saying he.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: Got a wallet in his pocket. Then he could First
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: of all, I don't care a wallet. That's how much
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: money I got?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Dang you you open up now, that's why not much
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: money I got.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Why I know your money? You say, but you got
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: a water. Why would I have a wallet?
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: I can't fit it.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Come on, you got a while. He got too much
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: money for a while. But over there, I don't need
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: a wallet, Tommy, it's me.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: But don't add a wallet. Don't put a wallet, tell
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: me because that will just add to it.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: You know, you know I got some money in my wallet.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: You don't need that. I got money in my wallet.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: When he got in here walking, he don't have a wallet.
• 34:02
  Speaker 11: Food.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying.
• 34:04
  Speaker 8: If he puts, If Tommy puts the wallet in his
• 34:06
  Speaker 8: back pocket, is just gonna add to it.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: What my walk should. Come ahead, you put a wallet
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: in your back pocket. This is like having a pole
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: on the bike.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Don't do it, Tommy.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: You don't have a great walk. My walk is bad,
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: I say the band. You just don't have a great walk.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: You gotta high ass.
• 34:30
  Speaker 10: You want to have a great walk with you? Shut up,
• 34:34
  Speaker 10: junr you all get junior, shutting up? Do your walk, raggedy,
• 34:38
  Speaker 10: you ain't gonna walk. Okay, okay, Tommy, listen to me,
• 34:41
  Speaker 10: Kim kar dash it. Oh look see right there? Does
• 34:48
  Speaker 10: okay okay, ladies.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, ladies.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: You heard his reaction to Kim. Okay, call it Shirley
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: and mona nephew Tommy.
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: No, you did it wrong though, You just all right.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna try to get set it up right, hold on,
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: hold on, Tommy, Timmy, listen to this Kim called dashing.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: All right, ladies, Monica, Shirley and call nephew Tommy, Surty Strawberry.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: You better, you better, chills. You can cricket me, shir
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: No say another name, Monica.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: You're gonna hold on, ladies, but y're gonna ladies quiet
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: Moore's chestnut.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Whoa lad Yes, lord, yes, let's go white ladies. Brad Pitt, Yes, yes, yes,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: yes ladies.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: President Barack Obama, yes, small, yes, yes, I know that
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: the your ass. See Tommy, when you find damn that,
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: everybody has a reaction to it. Yeah, when you walk
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: in the room, Tommy, Tommy Hallie, beg God, Jennifer Lopez,
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Jannet Jackson, you better ask somebody to see where I'm going. Yes,
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: I set I got it. I got Tommy card b
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: see I can go right on to see see see
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: I know where you at. Yea, all the names his
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: name is, I say one for you.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: It's just elbl.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say more than your favorite. Yes,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: I got one for y'all.
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: I got one for y'all. I got I got one
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: of y'all.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Thomas Mile, young kids, my behind. I'm telling y named.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Draw the name on your drive.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: And hey everybody, we'll be back with the Morning show
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  Speaker 6: and Tommy Love.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now guys were rounded. Would you rather?
• 37:49
  Speaker 8: Would you rather run run three miles before sex? Or
• 37:53
  Speaker 8: would you rather run three miles after sex?
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  Speaker 2: I can't run three miles either way.
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  Speaker 5: If I run three miles we not having sex, and
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: then how can I run three miles after six Quinn,
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: all I do is turn over and go to sleep.
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  Speaker 6: So now I'm trying to figure out what is all
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: this running for.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Tommy is the runner. Maybe we should ask him.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, go ahead, I'm mind.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going before before, before, and you want to be tired,
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  Speaker 1: you want.
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  Speaker 6: I'll be okay.
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  Speaker 10: It's the same amount of time whether I run it
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  Speaker 10: before or after, it's gonna be the same seven minutes.
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  Speaker 6: Same.
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  Speaker 1: You yourself a cold, I'm a cold.
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  Speaker 2: Seven all right?
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  Speaker 1: Come on before or after? Definitely before, Yeah, definitely before.
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  Speaker 6: I can't run after se I can't even talk.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: What is going on?
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: You doing there?
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  Speaker 5: I can't even hear if you say I ain't gonna move,
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: I can't even hear.
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  Speaker 6: After that.
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  Speaker 2: It's Harvey Steve.
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  Speaker 6: Either all right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather be missing a few teeth? Or would
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: you rather your ex?
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  Speaker 11: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Really, your ex be invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
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  Speaker 5: I need no tea sitting up in there. I ain't
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: got to say nothing. I've been there before anyway. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I had a whole lot of things given I didn't
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  Speaker 5: talk to.
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  Speaker 6: Her, So.
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  Speaker 2: Set directly across from it right next to help help
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  Speaker 2: fix a plate too, we're.
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  Speaker 5: Not insinuating with this holes in my head though. It
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: ain't what we're find to do. Damn teeth missing, corner
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: teeth out and all that. No, we ain't doing nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Right there, he thought important.
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  Speaker 6: Front teeth gone. Now we ain't fish.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: You want to enjoy your dinner very much?
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  Speaker 2: Past green beans? All right?
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather live in a big old castle in
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: the hood, or would you rather live in a tiny
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: house in an upscale area.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going in the hood with the castle, are you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, I ain't gonna be in a tiny house
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: out in the neighborhood. All the white people looking at
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: my broke ass. Y'all ain't gonna take my house and
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: haul me and my house off, y'all. Ain't no way
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: I'm out there now. I've got the smallest house. All
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: the white people out there.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: And what did you say yesterday? You're in the kitchen
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: and someone's in the bathroom.
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you sitting up in there.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: You ever been seeing them tiny houses?
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: You open up, you open up the uh, you open
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: up a little trunk and it's actually the toilet, but
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: it's stove sitting.
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: In here fryday as.
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  Speaker 1: Sugar, honey, gotta go you're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 8: All right, Steve, what's the house guest or person coming
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: by for Thanksgiving that that you're not looking forward to?
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  Speaker 11: Sing? Who is it?
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: My mother in law sister's husband?
• 41:22
  Speaker 11: What?
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: Who is that? Though? I don't even think it's Ernest?
• 41:29
  Speaker 12: Why?
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: Because I watched him the whole time he did.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your mother in law's a dream. I love her,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: we love her and.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: Law. Yeah, my father in law is the best. Love
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  Speaker 5: and daddy I got the best. I never had a complaint. Man,
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  Speaker 5: we're happy.
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  Speaker 2: We enjoy each other.
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: They can stay in my house long as they want.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I love them.
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  Speaker 6: But her sister.
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  Speaker 2: Husband, what's wrong?
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: I don't know, that's what. That's what's wrong. I don't know.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: So they come to dinner and they do what what's
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: he doing?
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  Speaker 5: We was having a prayer one time. My mama in
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  Speaker 5: law said, let's all whole hands. Now, you know, a
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: huge kitchen, about twenty people. Everybody go around and say
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: what they think. Yes, okay, Now I ain't like this
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: here because there's too many people. And I didn't know
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: half the people that was in the circle. So and
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: I really don't care what you're grateful for, because dinner
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: is ready, and we can talk about this while we eat,
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  Speaker 5: you know, but what is all this beforehand? And it
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: got around to everybody, and this one lady took a
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: long time, but hers was the best. So I broke
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: from the circle and started clapping because I wanted to
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: try to end it with applause, right, and you're not
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: supposed to clap doing prayer, But I just tried to
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: wrap it up.
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: I got fee and it kept going. And I'm holding
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: this dude's hand now.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: I don't know nothing wrong with him until it got
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: to him and he started talking about what he was
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  Speaker 5: grateful for.
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: He said.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: He said, I'm grateful for the weather and that we
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: had these jackets home, and that the fact that you know,
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: everything at the grocery store is fresh, and that we
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: can go go by there. And I think I thank
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: him for my cards too, that come on in the
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: morning and take us safe. And then I want to
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: thank him for the freshness of the potato chips in
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: the bag. Sometime now I'm sitting there, Oh lord, I'm
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: looking upside his head, but my whole body trimming because
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: everybody got their head down except winting.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: Looking up in full blown hollow mode.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Daddy and me.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: Face tore up out over here. My whole body shaken.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: I'm laughing so hard, trying not to blurt it out.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Give my mother in law, she holding my hand on
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: the other side, she squeezes my hand to try to
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: help me through it. That ain't stopping nothing.
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: I got this man.
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: Then my other son, Steve, he opens his eyes and
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: he starts snickering.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: My sons. Me and my sons is in hollow mood.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Boy this to us.
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I've given them full permission and laughing stuff
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: like that.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: So I look over to the left of the circle
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: and my wife is glaring at me with two little
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: green eyes. I'm talking about glaring. You don't squid if
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: you don't pull it together, like when she said that.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: And then I thank the Lord. I got to tune
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: up the other.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: I had.
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: I had to let every out of head go and
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: leave a circuit.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I gotta tune up.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, thank god, I got.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: To tune up.
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: The other day. I went in my office.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: I'm hollering, it's something wrong with that dude. I'm hollering.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: Next thing I look up, wenting in the office with
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: me because he couldn't handle.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: The I love it.
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  Speaker 11: That was it.
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: I love it?
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: So you don't want him to come by this year?
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: Man, please don't.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Speak? Yeah right, Steve.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: Harvey more on the show man. Ain't nobody playing with y'all.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: This show, I have said a thousand times, is for enlightenment, entertainment,
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: entertainment and inspiration, and entertainment is a big part of
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: this show.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: A lot of Lost eight listeners because you don't get
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: the joke.
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: I'm not apologizing for.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Nothing, and I ain't preparing no, I'm sorry statement I
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: tell Joe for a living.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: And if you didn't like the joke, tune in tomorrow.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I have others.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Coming up.
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: At about four minutes after the hour, it's my Strawberry
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: letter for today and the subject is Alexa call my Bay.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Got that Alexa called my bay right now?
• 46:16
  Speaker 8: Though it is the nephew he is here with today's
• 46:19
  Speaker 8: Frank phone called what you got Nest.
• 46:21
  Speaker 10: Sureley giving with cousin Benji giving with cousin ben to
• 46:28
  Speaker 10: yall ready for this head listen to me?
• 46:31
  Speaker 12: Oh hello, Hello, who is this this Glenda?
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Who is this this Benjie? I'm college is this purse?
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Though you know she's down here right now.
• 46:43
  Speaker 12: But this is her daughter?
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Is there a problem? Oh no, this this this Benjie.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: This Mama Mama Loah's nephew. Who its Belanda? Mama Mama
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Loa jo? I ain't it?
• 46:57
  Speaker 12: Ain't correct Mama Lords and miss Purvis.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm being here. I'm I'm her nephew from the
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: other side of the family. You say your name was
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: now gladd Okay, what time y'all supposed to get in?
• 47:08
  Speaker 12: We should be there by the afternoon.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Okay? Uh is missus Purvis? Is she is your mama
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: making the dressing?
• 47:16
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 47:16
  Speaker 12: She's making enough for about forty five people. We actually
• 47:20
  Speaker 12: this was discussed about a month.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Ago, right y'all on the y'all they had the conference call,
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: the conference the family had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay,
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: now listen, what the reason why they got me to call?
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: They wanted me to go in and call and and
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: I was trying to get miss Purvis. She's not there.
• 47:38
  Speaker 11: No, she's not here. What's wrong?
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Oh? Okay, they're not gonna they're not gonna need her
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: to do the to do the dressing.
• 47:46
  Speaker 12: And why wouldn't they need her to do this? She
• 47:47
  Speaker 12: would make it for ten years.
• 47:49
  Speaker 11: We did.
• 47:49
  Speaker 12: We just discussed this, So what do you.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Mean they say that they got somebody down here that's
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: gonna do the dressing, especially since y'all traveling, y'all ain't
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: got to bring it, you know, and be traveling with it.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: But they got somebody gonna do the dressing.
• 48:00
  Speaker 12: Okay, Well, first of all, how are you your your benie?
• 48:04
  Speaker 9: What is your name?
• 48:05
  Speaker 11: That?
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Well, no, my name Benjamin, but they called me Benji.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: But but but like I say, I'm on the other
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: side of the fat, I ain't on y'all side.
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 48:13
  Speaker 12: Well, I'm still trying to figure out why you calling
• 48:16
  Speaker 12: me because she's been making the dresser for ten years,
• 48:19
  Speaker 12: like I said, and I mean it's been discussed. So
• 48:22
  Speaker 12: I don't even know why why you're calling me. I
• 48:24
  Speaker 12: don't even know you.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, when I'm trying to explain to you, just
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: right here is daddy they got so y'all ain't got
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: to worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody gonna
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: bring They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: So in other word, what you know, if you can
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: tell miss prairivis she ain't got to worry about the dressing.
• 48:40
  Speaker 11: This year.
• 48:40
  Speaker 12: Oh so you want me to tell my mama after
• 48:43
  Speaker 12: she's been making dressing for ten years, that child said,
• 48:46
  Speaker 12: y'all ain't worried about she shouldn't have to make this
• 48:48
  Speaker 12: year because we're driving now. We drive every year, So
• 48:51
  Speaker 12: I'm not gonna do that to her. So, I mean,
• 48:54
  Speaker 12: I don't I don't even know who you are to
• 48:55
  Speaker 12: be calling me anyway. Why isn't somebody calling me that
• 48:58
  Speaker 12: I know regarding it?
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you gunned the right, I am blend us.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: All right, listen, let me say this because I don't
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: mind saying what what everybody thinking, what most people don't
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: want to say. Let me just say this right here. Really,
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: what's going on is just right here. A lot of
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: people in the family you know, don't really don't don't
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: really like miss Purvis dressing.
• 49:25
  Speaker 12: Benjamin, who else you supposed to be? Let me friend
• 49:28
  Speaker 12: something near my mama gonna make her dressing, You gonna
• 49:32
  Speaker 12: keep it, and we ain't bringing that on with us.
• 49:35
  Speaker 12: So you can tell your family that I said that,
• 49:37
  Speaker 12: because you understand me.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, first of all, you got to understand that
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: I'm bringing news that that people don't them voted on
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: and this is what everybody want to do. Don't nobody
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: want this?
• 49:48
  Speaker 12: Nick house? We had a meeting dress. She been making
• 49:52
  Speaker 12: it ten years. Ain't nobody been saying nothing? And guess
• 49:54
  Speaker 12: what one of them up in that house. Nobody better
• 49:57
  Speaker 12: not be walking up and through that're talking about my
• 49:59
  Speaker 12: mama either. Ain't you gonna go eat it?
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Okay? But see right there? Why why if people don't
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: like the dressing, Glinda, why you want to make submit
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: everybody to have it to eat it? If they don't
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: like it, you don't eat That's how I know I
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: know you?
• 50:13
  Speaker 12: Well, I don know no Benjamin Benjie.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Who I'm mama Layd's nephew from the other side of.
• 50:19
  Speaker 12: The family exactly.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: And I don't know you, okay, And it really really
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: to the bad all that I don't really know you.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: But I'm but I'm but I'm maning up. I'm maning
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: up to call you and tell you what we're gonna
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: do and what we ain't gonna do.
• 50:32
  Speaker 12: Well, I know what I ain't. I say it was
• 50:34
  Speaker 12: and I repeat it again. She's gonna be said dress,
• 50:37
  Speaker 12: you gonna eat it? If we're gonna go all mine day?
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, right there, listen, And I know this might
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: be hard for you to understand. What you grew up
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: with liking everybody else might not.
• 50:49
  Speaker 12: Like people say what you want to. I ain't gonna
• 50:51
  Speaker 12: even remember you, so you ain't not like it because
• 50:55
  Speaker 12: you ain't done around. But she making dress now.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: First of all, when y'all get down here, it's gonna
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: already be something more dressing here.
• 51:03
  Speaker 12: Okay, okay, and she gonna make country and said, and
• 51:05
  Speaker 12: we gonna see.
• 51:06
  Speaker 11: Down and we got you.
• 51:10
  Speaker 12: Just cussing my fron in that I got to say,
• 51:12
  Speaker 12: because you're not gonna hurt my mama's feeling.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, that ain't nobody to try. That's why I'm trying
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: to tell you to tell her don't make it now,
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: so she don't even bring it down.
• 51:20
  Speaker 12: And we aren't gonna get that anyway.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Heiny, look, I'm finna say this here because everydalner you
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: ain't really understanding what I'm saying to you, I'm gonna
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: say it's clears out can say. If y'all come down
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: here with that dress, I promise you we already got
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: dressing made. We throwing that dressing in the trash so
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: everybody can get the dressing that we made for him.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Boy Blake, that's what we're doing.
• 51:42
  Speaker 12: Please let me find something in the here. I'm gonna
• 51:44
  Speaker 12: be on dressing the troth and if I find out
• 51:47
  Speaker 12: you that put my mama dressing in the trash, it's
• 51:50
  Speaker 12: gonna be some and we're gonna set that off. I'm
• 51:53
  Speaker 12: I'm playing with you. This what's too funny to me?
• 51:56
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna call ain't killing we are on your coma
• 51:59
  Speaker 12: com Ain't no no ballowing out the cowless.
• 52:01
  Speaker 11: Of telling us to buy.
• 52:03
  Speaker 12: But now they're gonna set y'all stopping me. I don't
• 52:06
  Speaker 12: even know your count I guess they sound like you.
• 52:09
  Speaker 11: Was kind like you.
• 52:10
  Speaker 12: The badness in the world, the being ben I don't
• 52:13
  Speaker 12: even know you're I'm telling you now, I'm not playing
• 52:16
  Speaker 12: with you. I'm telling you anybody right my mama feeling
• 52:20
  Speaker 12: it gonna be something in that. And I'm telling you
• 52:23
  Speaker 12: all y'all gonna be y'all fulling down now. But I'm
• 52:26
  Speaker 12: funding y'all out one.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Man, I say, can I say something else to you?
• 52:31
  Speaker 12: I wish you would.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you what else they were saying? They
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, this is nephew,
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your cousin
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Sheila got me the plank phone called.
• 52:47
  Speaker 12: You come me fine?
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: You about to make me? Said it off? What may?
• 53:02
  Speaker 11: It wasn't.
• 53:04
  Speaker 12: Because I was going to have my brother's work.
• 53:09
  Speaker 11: Yeah, play.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Was going to be canceled, made last before I let
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: you go. What is the baddest and I mean the
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: baddest radio show in the land Morning show?
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Come on, get a baby?
• 53:28
  Speaker 11: You play?
• 53:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah, right there right there? Say something halfway funny? Y'all
• 53:40
  Speaker 10: laugh all day? All right, okayy you baby, wait until
• 53:46
  Speaker 10: I started signing them checks.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Then you wait to Yeah.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: So you just ask for this every day, Tommy. You
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: just want to do it every days. Oh yeah, it's
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: gonna be in the contract.
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: It makes you sound like that movie you started Insecure?
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Remember that?
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, get ready?
• 54:03
  Speaker 10: November the thirtieth, Saturday Night, New Jersey at the NJ
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  Speaker 10: Pack at the Newark, New Jersey, Nephew, time me foraness
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  Speaker 10: Mitchell Dominique and the one and only Cheryl Underwood.
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  Speaker 8: If you subject Alexa, call my bay do Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 8: I'm dating a forty seven year old player. We've been
• 56:35
  Speaker 8: together for almost two years, and I told him marriage
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: was the goal for me when we started dating, and
• 56:42
  Speaker 8: he said he wanted to be married too. I was
• 56:45
  Speaker 8: at his house over the weekend and we were listening
• 56:47
  Speaker 8: to music through his phone and his phone rang. He
• 56:50
  Speaker 8: usually won't have his phone connected to bluetooth because we've
• 56:53
  Speaker 8: had a mishap before when one of his co workers
• 56:57
  Speaker 8: called and his bluetooth announced her. It was a late
• 57:00
  Speaker 8: he named Carmen, and I eventually found out that he
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: and Carmen had sex before we started dating. He still
• 57:06
  Speaker 8: hangs out with Carmen, even though he knows I don't
• 57:10
  Speaker 8: like it. Back to the most recent incident, we were
• 57:14
  Speaker 8: watching a movie and Alexa announced that he had a
• 57:17
  Speaker 8: call from quote my Bay. He calls his niece Bay
• 57:21
  Speaker 8: and she calls him a lot to ask for money.
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: But my intuition kicked in and I wanted to be
• 57:27
  Speaker 8: sure it was his niece. He took a shower and
• 57:31
  Speaker 8: his phone was still connected to the bluetooth. I went
• 57:34
  Speaker 8: to the front of the house and said, Alexa, call
• 57:37
  Speaker 8: my bab. I got Carmen's voicemail. I confronted him in
• 57:41
  Speaker 8: the shower and he calmly told me I was dead
• 57:44
  Speaker 8: wrong for what I did and I should lead because
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: I was not about to ruin his weekend. I left,
• 57:51
  Speaker 8: and days later he still has not addressed who Carmen
• 57:54
  Speaker 8: is to him. He jokingly tells me that I'm crazy,
• 57:58
  Speaker 8: but he still loves me. He keeps asking me to
• 58:01
  Speaker 8: come over and said he can't sleep without me. I'm
• 58:04
  Speaker 8: not going to let this slide. Why is she my bay?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Should I leave him alone and let Carmen have him?
• 58:12
  Speaker 11: Wow?
• 58:16
  Speaker 8: All right, come on, Sis, You're not anything special necessarily
• 58:21
  Speaker 8: to this man.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Because you said yourself, he's a player.
• 58:23
  Speaker 8: It's nothing wrong with you wanting to get married and
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: letting him know how you feel about that. But because
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: of his track record with Carmen and god knows who else,
• 58:34
  Speaker 8: he is not a good candidate to be your husband.
• 58:37
  Speaker 8: He's forty seven years old, still out here in these streets.
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: If he's doing it, now, what do you think this
• 58:42
  Speaker 8: so called playa is going to do if you were
• 58:45
  Speaker 8: to marry him?
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: More of the same.
• 58:48
  Speaker 8: When people show you who they are, you've heard the
• 58:50
  Speaker 8: saying please believe them. Okay, I think you're wasting your
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: time with this guy. You also said this is not
• 58:56
  Speaker 8: the first incident, and after you confronted him in the shower,
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: he kicks you out. He said you should leave because
• 59:02
  Speaker 8: he didn't want you to ruin his weekend, never addressing
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  Speaker 8: you know the fact that Carmen is listed as his
• 59:09
  Speaker 8: bay and he still sees her. I think he's still
• 59:12
  Speaker 8: hanging out with Carmen. You said he was, And what
• 59:16
  Speaker 8: do you think they're doing when they're hanging out? We
• 59:19
  Speaker 8: say on this show all the time, especially Steve, men
• 59:21
  Speaker 8: and women can't be friends. So I think you have
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: a decision to make because you really don't want to
• 59:27
  Speaker 8: waste two more years with him and miss Carmen, do you?
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: So let this go?
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: Steve, let me start at the bottom of the letter.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: Alexa called my bay. I'm not going to let this slide.
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: Why is she my bay? Should I leave him alone
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: and let Carmen have him? Well, you don't have to
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: leave him alone to do that. Carmen already got it,
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: and you do too. This is a letter of simply
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: you don't want to believe what you heard. That's all
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: this is. You just don't want to believe what you heard.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: You're dating a forty seven year old player.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: You ain't hear that.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: You ain't hear that you wrote it. I'm dating a
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: forty seven year old player. You don't want to believe
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: what you heard. You don't want to believe what you read.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: We've been together almost two years and I told him
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: marriage was the goal for me when we started dating,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: and he said he wanted.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: To be married too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he did not tell you he wanted to
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: be married to you. You didn't hear that.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: You ain't believe that when you heard it. He said
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: he wanted to be married too.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: He didn't say to who, And he didn't say to you.
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  Speaker 5: He is not one time told you he wanted to
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: marry you. He said his goal is to be married.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: He just did not say to you. I was at
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: his house over the weekend and we listened to music
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: through his phone and his phone right he usually won't
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: have his phone connected to Bluetooth?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: Who do that? Who do that? Lord?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: Who do that?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: Because we had a mishap before. We had a.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: Mishap before and he's still One of his coworkers calling
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: Bluetooth announced her it was a lady named Carmen. I
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: eventually found out he and Carmen had sex before we
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: started dating. He still hang out with Carmen even though
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: he know I don't like it. You what, wait a minute,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: what part of this you don't believe? You just said
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: you found out that him and Carmen had sex before
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: y'all started dating.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: He still hanging out with Coming even though he know
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: I don't like it. You didn't like having sex with Corming,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: but he did.
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  Speaker 1: One more time.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: You didn't like having.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: Sex with Coming, but he did.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: He still hang out with her even though he know
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: You ain't supposed to like it.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: He do, But you didn't hear that. You don't.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: You don't want to believe nothing you hear.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: Back to the most recent incident, were watching the movie
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: and Alexa announced that he had a call from my babe.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: He calls his niece Bae, and she calls him a
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: lot to ask some money. My tuition kicked in. I
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: wanted to be sure it was his niece. He took
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: a shower and his phone was still connected to the
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: blue tooth?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: What hang on?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Steve?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Right there?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 10: Lord?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: Who do that?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 8: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 8: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters, subject Alexa,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 8: call my bay.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 9: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
• 1:02:52
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  Speaker 8: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 8: The subject Alexa, call my bay.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: This woman doesn't want to believe nothing. She here.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: She's dating a forty seven year old player. You told
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: him you wanted marriage as to go when y'all started dating.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: He said he wanted to be married too. You say,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: he's a forty seven year old player. You didn't hear that.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: He said he wanted to be married too, But he
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: didn't say to you. You didn't hear that. You was
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: at his house listening to music through the phone, his
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: phone ring. He usually don't have his phone connect to
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: the bluetooth because we had a mishap before. Once you
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: had one mishap with me, you ain't finna have this
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: one again. So now whenever you come over my phone,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: ain't finna be on connected on nothing. One of his
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: coworkers call his bluetooth announcing, lady, ain't Calming. I eventually
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: found out that he in Come and had sex before
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: we started dating. He still hangs out with Calming even
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: though he no, I don't like it, He still hang
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: out with Coming. What do you think him in calm
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: and is doing when they hanging out? Right, they had
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: sex together before you started dating. Now you're dating that
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: he still hang out with her, and he know I
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: don't like it, But he do though, But he dude,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: though he know I don't like him having sex with Come,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: you ain't got to like the sex with Come.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: He likes the sex with Come, and he not giving
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: calm and up.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: Back to the most recent and we're watching the movie
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: and the lex announced that he had a call from
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: my babe. He calls his niece Bathe and she calls
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: him a lot to ask for money, but my two
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: inches kicked My intuition kicked in, and I wanted to
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: be sure it was his niece. He took a shower
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: and his phone was still connected to the bluetooth. Lord,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: have messa, Jesus what you just said in the letter.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: We had a mishap before, now again you had a mishap,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: and now a third time.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: He don't give a damn bout you at all.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: Because there's no way he should be in that shower,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: and that phone not dunc tate to his thigh.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: It's no way.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: To his thigh.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: Why he taking the shower on.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: Solid and airplane mode. Make sure I went to the
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: I w took a shower, his phone was taking it.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: I went to the front of the house, said Alexa,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: called my babe. I got Calmon's voicemail. I confronted him
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: in the shower, and he calmly told me, hey, baby,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: you dead wrong for what you did, and you know what.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: I want you to leave because now I'm not about
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: you not about to ruin my weekend with all this out.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: I ain't got to have you over.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: Here doing this here because Carmen can come over here,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 6: and ain't she ain't no drunk I.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: Left, and days later, he has still not addressed who
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: Calming is. To him, calm it is my babe. What
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: you don't see, we see it. He still has not
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: addressed who Calmed is. Carming is my bab that I
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: had sex withfore I started dating with you that you
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: didn't like, but I do, And so I'm still hanging
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: out with her. And what you think we hanging out doing?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: He jokingly tells me that I'm crazy, but he still
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: loved me. He jokingly listen to me. He chokingly tells
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: you you crazy, but he still loved me.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: You does that sound girl?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: You gravey? I love you?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: He's so great.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 11: I love you. You know.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Coming come?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 11: Come?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: Talking about coming? Baby?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: You know I love you.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: That's what he did.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he keeps asking me to come over and said
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: he can't sleep without you. Listen to what you're saying.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: He keeps asking me to come over and say he
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: can't sleep without you. He keep asking you to come
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: over because he can't sleep without you. Were commenate that.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: His baby.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: That he had sex week before y'all started dating and
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: then you found out that you don't like it, But
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: he still hang out with her because he like her sex.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: Here's the next line. Why is she my bait?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: Because she has sex with him and no drama? Should
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: I leave him alone and let Carmen have him. You
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: ain't got to leave him to do that. Carmen already
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: got him. You don't have to leave him and let
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: Carmen have him. Carmen has him. Which part of this
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: letter did you not believe lady?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 11: All of it?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: Because I believed it all. So now let's have him.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: Let no matter what happens, no matter what, Alexa say,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: watch me fix it. Go ahead, Shirley, call her say
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: something that that, y'all. Alexa phone ring. I'm sitting here
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: with this girl and I'm my Alexa ring and you
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: know it's a woman. But I've watched me talking out it.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Go ahead?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 12: Maybe who is that?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: I heard a female voice?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: Who is that? Oh there wasn't no female.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: I clearly heard a woman.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: No, No, that's my nephew.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 11: You know.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Your nephew would be a man.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Or Hey, slow down, baby, If we accept him, you
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: don't have to accept him.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: What are you.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: Is next?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: Alexa?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: Quick?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: Who is beg? Babe? Yeah, babe, you read the letter?
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  Speaker 2: Bay is my niece? Why is your niece. Why do
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: you call your niece Bee? I'm listening because her real
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: name is.
• 1:09:36
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  Speaker 5: are a single mother that no one wants you, because
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  Speaker 5: that's not the case. Surely was a single mother found
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  Speaker 5: love again. Marjorie was a single mother of three found
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  Speaker 5: love again. There are millions of cases of people out there.
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  Speaker 5: So first things first, don't put that on yourself. Don't
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  Speaker 5: bring that negativity in your existence, and don't put it
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  Speaker 5: out there in the aura in the universe.
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  Speaker 6: You are fine. Just like he was.
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  Speaker 5: Attracted to you, someone else will be attracted to you
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  Speaker 5: and will be mature enough to understand that you are
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  Speaker 5: a package. You are very successful and attractive package. And
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: because you run up into some men who feel that way.
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  Speaker 5: There's a lot of men who don't feel that way
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  Speaker 5: at all. Matter of fact, there are a lot of
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  Speaker 5: men who are raising children that don't belong to them.
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  Speaker 5: Firelized one of them and doing a great job of
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  Speaker 5: it too. And hats off to all of those men.
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  Speaker 5: And there's a man out there for you. But you
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  Speaker 5: cannot put into the universe that no one wants you,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: because that's not true. It's not after they find out. See,
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  Speaker 5: but what's good for you as you're finding this out
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  Speaker 5: in time now? If they don't want you because you
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: have kids, then they don't want you, period. And let's
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: stop passing out the cookie for people that don't want
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: the package. The cookie comes in the package. No package,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: no cookie, no cookie, and you'll be just fine. And
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: everything is going on. And kill the baby talk because
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: it makes a lot of men come to you quicker.
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  Speaker 2: No, what's.
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  Speaker 6: A little bit more authoritative.
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  Speaker 14: So you know you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, cheaters, this one's for you.
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  Speaker 11: Listen up.
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  Speaker 1: Check this out, cheaters.
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  Speaker 8: There is a new job for special investigators whose main
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 8: goal is to catch married men cheating. The trained staff
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  Speaker 8: of professional what women that's right, attempt to seduce a
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 8: client's husband, and then they provide the client with proof
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 8: of their husband's faithfulness or unfaithfulness. The women are called
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 8: get this name, I love it, loyalty inspectors, and they
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  Speaker 8: have become popular on various social networks because their usual
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 8: young attractive women. Loyalty inspectors usually will slide into their
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 8: targets d M and then take screenshots of any conversations
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  Speaker 8: and photos that proves the husband is a cheater. So, guys,
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  Speaker 8: you have Instagram accounts, do women slide into your d ms?
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  Speaker 6: I don't even know what.
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  Speaker 11: I know?
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  Speaker 1: Good answer, guy, good answer, But that ain't the talk.
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  Speaker 5: At the same time, me, but I think that's some
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: what what I think that's some lowdown ass mess right there.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: That ain't really no layalty check. You know, that's called entrapment.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: That's against the law, even illegally. But you know you
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: can't entrap a man. You entice the man, tease the man,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: lay it out there. Then he started playing with you
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: with some comeds. Now you screen shot them and stuff. Frank,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: I think that's trifle his hands. I don't make a man,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: not lawyer. They're making weak. Thank, ain't got no g
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  Speaker 5: d M. I don't even know where it's at.
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  Speaker 2: You know it's.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: A g d M, and you know you don't tell
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 6: him what you say. Shall this time, I.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 7: Was saying it's d M because I thought you were
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 7: supposed to just scroll on Instagram and just look at stuff.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 6: That's how I'll be doing.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: Oh I'm I'm on my spirit.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's for women to do.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 11: That.
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  Speaker 1: That's a whole nother level of gotcha. Yeah, I wonder
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: how much loyalty, uh inspectors get paid.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: That loyalty is crap. Well see, but hold up though,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: but what I'm thinking if I did, i'd be good at.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: But but but but see, but what are they.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 8: Their employees that are doing a job. Yeah, they're just
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 8: doing their job. What's recuarding their job description?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 6: So so let me so let me say this right here.
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  Speaker 13: M hm.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: The number one reason that me and cheat and I
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: said this before, is because there are so many women
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: willing to cheat with them.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: So y'all little sisterhood, y'all trying to form. If y'all
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: would be loyal to each other, we wouldn't even have
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: half these damn problems.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, I don't here y'all defend them helpless, go.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: On, They're doing their job, Steve.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: No what I'm They do their jobs.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: They do their work by you, some real work, while
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: your work is in the destruction of other people.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Look, it's coming to the US next year.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 6: It's been in Brazil, it's been here.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Have you ever heard problem your girlfriends?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: That's what it is. Get where I saw him at?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 11: Girl.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know why you guys are mad.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: I mean they are, man, Yeah, but I am proud though,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: to approve something.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: And then you know, y'all the ones out there tripping
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: ladies married me and alone. Mind your damn business. Get
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: you a husband all over here making websites and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Get a website and get your ass a husband. Get
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  Speaker 5: you some damn get you a whole direct.
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  Speaker 8: We're getting in the holiday spirit, of course, and there's
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 8: a new trend for some But Steve, I think you've
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  Speaker 8: been doing this for a while at your house. Studies
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 8: show that only one Christmas tree just isn't enough this year,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 8: and homeowners plan to fill their homes with multiple Christmas trees.
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  Speaker 8: Decor experts wade in and agree that the Christmas joy
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  Speaker 8: needs to be spread beyond just the living room.
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  Speaker 1: Trees belong all over your home, like in the bedroom,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: places like that. So so my question to you is
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: do you agree with this? And how many trees are
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: you guys going to put.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: Up this year? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Good hair your main tree and then you can have
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 6: little trees. Marchin's done that before.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: We got the main tree. We have like smaller trees somewhere,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: maybe two, something like that. I've seen. It's just festive.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: It just makes you feel good all over. It's just
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: once a year, you know. But if you can't afford
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: to get that one damn tree and be quiet, damn
• 1:19:07
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  Speaker 5: use it. No, I wish to hel My mom would
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  Speaker 5: have went in there and told my daddy she want
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: two trees this year. We're gonna buy two damn trees for.
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  Speaker 2: What you can't.
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  Speaker 6: Well, really having a long time getting on this little
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  Speaker 6: tight ass house.
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  Speaker 2: Now the hell.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna sit on porch, No roll on them gonna
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  Speaker 5: still if you put it on that porch, because they gonna.
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  Speaker 6: Think it's some boxes up under there. So we don't
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 6: need to put the port.
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather run run three miles before sex? Would
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 8: you rather run three miles after sex?
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  Speaker 2: I can't run three miles either way.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: If I run three miles we not having sex, and
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  Speaker 5: then how can I run three miles after six quen.
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  Speaker 6: All I do is turn over and go to sleep.
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  Speaker 6: So now I'm trying to figure out what is all
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  Speaker 6: this running for.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Tommy's the runner. Maybe we should ask him.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, go ahead, I'm mind.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going before before.
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  Speaker 2: You want?
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  Speaker 10: It's the same amount of time when I run it
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  Speaker 10: before I out, it's gonna be the same seven minutes, same.
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  Speaker 9: You yourself.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a cold seven all right?
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  Speaker 1: Come on before or after?
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  Speaker 6: Definitely before?
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  Speaker 1: Definitely, yeah, definitely before.
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  Speaker 6: I can't run after. I can't even talking.
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  Speaker 13: Oh?
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  Speaker 11: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Your ex be invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
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  Speaker 5: I need a tee sitting up in there. I ain't
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: got to say nothing. I've been before anyway. Yeah, I'd
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  Speaker 2: Casting I'm going in the hood with that castle, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: are you?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I ain't gonna be in a tiny house out
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  Speaker 6: Ain't the house got no way I'm out there with.
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