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Weekend Review, What People Did, Earl of Ottingham, Comedy Roulette and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all bat
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  Speaker 1: all suit looking back to back down, giving them move
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  Speaker 1: like the milking buck bus things. And it's y'all true
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  Speaker 1: good it. Steve listening to movie together for Stu Barn Please, Mommy,
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  Speaker 1: I don't joy by joining me. You gotta gotta turn hur,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn to turn out, got to turn them out,
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  Speaker 1: to turn turn the water the water. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your fab it, I sure will. Come morning, everybody, y'all
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now wanted
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah, man boy,
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  Speaker 1: God has been good to me. Man, I can't really
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  Speaker 1: count at all. You can't either, you know. It's all
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  Speaker 1: in perspective. You really can't count all that God has
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  Speaker 1: done for you if you look at every little thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable the things He's done for us. How many
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  Speaker 1: times you know we got through something without even talking
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  Speaker 1: to him about it. He just he just blessed us
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  Speaker 1: with it. How many you know? It's just it's so
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  Speaker 1: much that the fact that you wake up in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you still have a place to stay,
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you know may be struggling out here.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what, you still going to work. You you know,
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  Speaker 1: you live in check the check, but but you're making
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  Speaker 1: it all. You got all the plates spinning. You know
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  Speaker 1: it's hard. You got a lot of plates spinning, but
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  Speaker 1: you keep him up there somewhere. Every now I near
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  Speaker 1: one break, but he put two more back up there
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  Speaker 1: to look a little bit better. And you got to
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  Speaker 1: get to spending them so it all works. And then
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  Speaker 1: you got a lot of people who just can't seem
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  Speaker 1: to mentally put it together as to you know, why
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  Speaker 1: their life isn't in a position that they wanted to be.
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  Speaker 1: We talked about this oftentimes, but I want to try
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  Speaker 1: another angle with you today. You know, maybe it's you.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about that? Maybe it's you. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's no external force that's at fault, like you keep
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  Speaker 1: making the excuse to be. You know, so many people
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  Speaker 1: I hear, well, if this hadn't have done this, if
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  Speaker 1: he hadn't have done that, if she hadn't have done that,
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  Speaker 1: I would have been further along. I wasted all my time,
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  Speaker 1: my years with this man, and he did this, and
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  Speaker 1: I could have been here, and I could have been there,
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  Speaker 1: and this woman she did this to me. If she
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  Speaker 1: hadn't have done that, I could have been here and
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  Speaker 1: I could have been there. Maybe it's you. Maybe it's
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  Speaker 1: not really that external force that you keep making it
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  Speaker 1: out to be. See, I've done this to myself before.
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  Speaker 1: Once again, I'm talking to you about something I know about.
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  Speaker 1: I've done this to myself before. I've had the reason
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't where I wanted to be. I had it
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  Speaker 1: figured out as some external force. I had worked it
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  Speaker 1: out in my mind. Clearly it wasn't me. Because if
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  Speaker 1: so and so or if this hadn't happened, and if
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  Speaker 1: they hadn't have done this, I would have been further
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  Speaker 1: along up the road. That's what I was saying. But
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  Speaker 1: WOLDO hold on that or learned a valuable lesson? Man, See,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't ever let it go, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: hard for you to go. If you don't ever let
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  Speaker 1: it go, it's gonna be hard for you to go.
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  Speaker 1: I was listening to Bishop td Jake's one day, and
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  Speaker 1: I heard him say, you can't drive your car if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna keep looking in the rearview mirror. You go
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  Speaker 1: outside and try that, try to drive your car. But
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  Speaker 1: keep your eye in the rearview mirror. All you looking
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  Speaker 1: at is where you're being. All you looking at in
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  Speaker 1: that rear view mirrors where you're passed or should have passed,
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  Speaker 1: something you should have moved on from. All you're doing
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  Speaker 1: is looking in that rearview mirror at what happened back there.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't stop looking in the rearview mirror, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna crash your car over and over and over again.
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  Speaker 1: All you got to slow it down so bad in
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  Speaker 1: order for you to keep looking in that rear view mirror.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't learn to let it go, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be hard for you to go forward because you keep
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  Speaker 1: reviewing the past. The past is the past, and I
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  Speaker 1: know it's hard. Man. I watched a show and this
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  Speaker 1: lady said, well, I just can't ever forgive them for that,
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  Speaker 1: or guess what. Guess what God may have already forgiven
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  Speaker 1: that person. That person may be extremely remorseful, could have
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  Speaker 1: gone to God and God and forgiveness for it years ago.
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  Speaker 1: But you you sit here and you keep hanging on
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  Speaker 1: to the back. I can't ever forgive that. Then I
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  Speaker 1: heard Bishop Jakes come on the show one time and
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  Speaker 1: say something that really really struck on. You keep drinking
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  Speaker 1: the poison, waiting on your enemy to die. He said that.
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  Speaker 1: I just shook my head and went, wow, you drinking
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  Speaker 1: the poison waiting on your enemy to die. Revenge is
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  Speaker 1: poor to you. You know, if hatred is poison to you.
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  Speaker 1: Unforgivingness when you won't forgive a person, that person could
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  Speaker 1: be going on with their life, made the right with God.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know how you're feeling. They're skipping through life now.
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  Speaker 1: You make adjustments every time you see them, and it
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  Speaker 1: takes energy. Man, it takes so much energy to hate.
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  Speaker 1: It takes so much energy not to forgive too that
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  Speaker 1: they come in the room. You got to avoid them.
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  Speaker 1: Stay over here, Oh here they come. Now, you got
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  Speaker 1: to make a situation over here. They come into the house.
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  Speaker 1: It's family reunion. Oh here they come. And where they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be in the basement. I'm going up on the
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  Speaker 1: third floor. I want to go outead and get some barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: She out there at the barbecue, staying, oh lord, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want a barbecue. I just eat to take the salad.
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  Speaker 1: People man take themselves all out of position, trying to
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  Speaker 1: make adjustments, when if you it would simplify your life
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  Speaker 1: if you would let just let it go. Maybe you
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  Speaker 1: ain't where you need to be because of them external
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  Speaker 1: forces altogether. Maybe you're not where you need to be
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  Speaker 1: cause of you. Because you won't let it go, you
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  Speaker 1: won't move forward. Look at this, ladies. Let's say you've
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  Speaker 1: been in a situation with a man for years. It
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  Speaker 1: didn't work out for whatever the reason, it just didn't
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  Speaker 1: work out. I got I got what you say he did.
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  Speaker 1: I got what he did. I got all of that.
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  Speaker 1: YadA YadA YadA. When you get through, did not God
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  Speaker 1: get you through it? Did not he allow you to
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  Speaker 1: survive it? I got you, got some cuts on you,
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  Speaker 1: I got you been a little bit bruised. But did
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  Speaker 1: he not get you through it? So, now that he's
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  Speaker 1: freed you from it, now he didn't went on. He
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  Speaker 1: got a whole other family over that somewhere. He now
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  Speaker 1: he trying to make it right because maybe he learned
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  Speaker 1: the mistake he made and now he trying to be
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  Speaker 1: a better man. He just trying to get it right now.
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  Speaker 1: But you're sitting there holding onto it. You're drinking the poison,
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  Speaker 1: waiting on your enemy to die. So now instead of
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  Speaker 1: you enjoying the blessing of finally being free from a
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  Speaker 1: situation that was not healthy for you. You create an
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  Speaker 1: even more unhealthy situation in your mind by hating, by
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  Speaker 1: having revengeful thoughts, by hoping he fall on his face.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you're even doing something to the other situation to
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  Speaker 1: make sure they struggle. Oh man, you're drinking the poison,
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  Speaker 1: waiting on your enemy to die. Maybe you ain't where
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  Speaker 1: you ought to be in life, not because of your
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  Speaker 1: external forces, but maybe it's you. If you don't let
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  Speaker 1: it go, it's gonna be hard for you to go.
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  Speaker 1: You can't keep driving your car looking in the rear
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  Speaker 1: view mirror. Come on, man, Forgiveness is not for the
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  Speaker 1: other person. Forgiveness is for you to show. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: have it, meet it wanting. What am I talking about, Steve?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I'm talking about attention, undivided
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  Speaker 1: attention yours and everybody you know, because right now to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvan Morning Show is on a cracking baby. Good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You welcome to the ride Incredible ride radio.
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  Speaker 1: Don't nobody do it like us? Shirley Strawberry, That is
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  Speaker 1: so true, Steve, Good morning to you and calor food real,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, Steve. What's up crew, ladies and gentlemen, batman head,
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  Speaker 1: Robin Green horned head, Kato, we got junior boy morning everybody, sho,
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  Speaker 1: I am ladies a gentleman. Look Whols and building. Get
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  Speaker 1: your mind all right, Jane Ford Brown, what up? Steve Harvey?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on with you? Watch out that now boy
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  Speaker 1: and the fool nephew Tommy, Good morning everyone. I had
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  Speaker 1: to you got you gotta go way back in your throat.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening top of the morning, everybody, Good morning, good
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  Speaker 1: morning of the morning. We are. We are now post
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  Speaker 1: mL K day. We post that's what we are. But
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  Speaker 1: it was a good it was a good day. Yeah, Foo,
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  Speaker 1: By any chance, did any of you see Michael Bloomberg speech? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I think you saw it, because yeah, y'all saw it.
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  Speaker 1: Saw it from a mayor of New York, demo president,
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  Speaker 1: a Democratic presidential candidate. Yeah, they were actually talking about
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  Speaker 1: it over here in Africa. That's what made me go wild.
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  Speaker 1: And some people asking me, say, Steve, who is this
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  Speaker 1: man who wants to help black people? How could he
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  Speaker 1: do this? And so I got a link and he
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  Speaker 1: has a plan to introduce a plan of seventy billion
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  Speaker 1: dollars to help African Americans, in so many words, recover
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  Speaker 1: from the effects and the institution of slavery. In so
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  Speaker 1: many words, that's the effect of it. And I gotta
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  Speaker 1: tell you something, I've never ever heard anybody say what
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  Speaker 1: he said. I've never heard so it was interesting, man.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's something we had to start looking at
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  Speaker 1: because we approached these elections. You know, we've got to
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  Speaker 1: get somebody see right here, this was this is a
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  Speaker 1: serious conversation, and Steve, try to enlighten the people, and see,
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  Speaker 1: introduce the fool. You didn't introduce him as fool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I thought I was gonna get a mute. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm thinking getting see this one days off this,
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  Speaker 1: I mean and his damn support team. Tom, we're trying
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  Speaker 1: to get Trump beat and we're trying to have and
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  Speaker 1: who is not talking about legitimate question? Can you get mused?
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  Speaker 1: You think we didn't want holding minute back for coming
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  Speaker 1: up with thirty two minutes after the hour. I guess
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  Speaker 1: we'll find out. We're going to get her mule, not
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  Speaker 1: to the hour right after you're listening to morning show,
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  Speaker 1: all right, guys. So yesterday, of course we celebrated the
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  Speaker 1: Doctor King Holiday. Yes, it was the weekend. And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you know a lot of those teams speech
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  Speaker 1: say you got the teams. I don't feel like saying
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  Speaker 1: to damn speech. I don't feel like saying say the
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  Speaker 1: damn speaking working on it all, damn week say speech.
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  Speaker 1: Ka before before we were talking Michael Michael Bloomberg's uh speech,
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  Speaker 1: did anyone of us hear it? And basically was said no,
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  Speaker 1: But you were saying, he has a seventy billion dollars
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  Speaker 1: platform um that he wants to introduce to help black people. Right,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I say that to breaking, you know, just
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  Speaker 1: looking up for yourself. Listen to it. A cha. You
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  Speaker 1: can't go back and this with them, you know what,
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: can I just say something? Yeah, we won't. That's because
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: you're selling that money. Not he will lock out votes
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  Speaker 1: in I mean, just do it right now. You have
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  Speaker 1: to be president. Yeah, he be president. He got I
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  Speaker 1: vote sentiment. I've never heard of anybody have a plan.
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  Speaker 1: And what I was listening about the plan because you know,
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  Speaker 1: he was the mayor of New York, right, so he's
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  Speaker 1: done a lot of things. You know, prisonment for him,
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  Speaker 1: he reduced crime, He reduced the number of young black
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  Speaker 1: men in prison. A lot of black people got out
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  Speaker 1: of rikers in the system like that because he was
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  Speaker 1: stopping a lot of those mandatory sentencing rules. And so
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  Speaker 1: I think he made sense. As we're getting close to
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  Speaker 1: this election, we as to voters, we're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: vote for somebody. You know, we're gonna have to vote
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  Speaker 1: for somebody. Right now, the two leading contendersis who Bernie
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  Speaker 1: and Biden? Bernie Sanders and Bite. You think this guy
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  Speaker 1: is different? You think this is somebody that was step
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  Speaker 1: in and guys. I I mean, I know he's capable,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean he's got the money. He may
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  Speaker 1: not have the support because he's not as well known
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  Speaker 1: because he hasn't been in the race long enough long
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  Speaker 1: like Bernie or Warren or you know, of course Biden
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  Speaker 1: has name recognition. But yeah, yeah, I mean he's a billionaire,
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  Speaker 1: he was a former mayor. And you know, surely there
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  Speaker 1: is an article that I see this as Bloomberg Pitchers
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  Speaker 1: program to boost black economic progress. So you know, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. He wants to invest seventy billion dollars
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  Speaker 1: in low income neighborhoods throughout the country, increase the number
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  Speaker 1: of black homeowners, and double the number of African American
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  Speaker 1: owned businesses if he's elected president. Yeah, we just got
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  Speaker 1: to start doing something towards moving this needle forward because
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  Speaker 1: this election is coming up and y'all we got to
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  Speaker 1: really get out to vote. Look, I don't I'm not
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  Speaker 1: telling you who to vote for, right, I just happened
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  Speaker 1: to be looking at what the landscape is look at
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  Speaker 1: and so far, ain't nobody said nothing to us about again, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because they take our votes for granted. They assume they
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  Speaker 1: just take us for granted that we're going to vote
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  Speaker 1: democratic and for the leading contender. That's what that's all
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  Speaker 1: about it and it has been for years. And you're right,
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  Speaker 1: they really need to work for our vote. They absolutely do.
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  Speaker 1: It's important. So and here's someone with a plan and
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  Speaker 1: time all right invited ten here we go. Say that
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  Speaker 1: a good time. I'm just saying, on a more serious note,
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  Speaker 1: you know we're not gonna do the forty acres in
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  Speaker 1: the mute. We could at least do you know flat screens?
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  Speaker 1: You know our iPhones flat screens? Yeah, just something you know,
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  Speaker 1: we know the reason they stopped giving out female payments
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  Speaker 1: right the flat screen statement right there, that's why. How
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  Speaker 1: about a set of new tires even if you don't
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  Speaker 1: have a car, you see right there. I like that, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: I think that Speaking of flat screens, remember Black Friday
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  Speaker 1: and you all see that post that they had on
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  Speaker 1: I think it was The Graham because you know how
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  Speaker 1: people bum rush the stories when they have those big
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  Speaker 1: Black Friday sales to get TVs people. The thing the
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  Speaker 1: post on the Graham was what happened to the TV
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  Speaker 1: you got last year? Isn't that still working? Every year
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get you gotta get a new TV. I
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  Speaker 1: really want to have a good time. If you really
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: want to have a good time, everybody can do this.
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  Speaker 1: Go to best Buy around Christmas time and watch people
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  Speaker 1: buy big ass TVs and try to put it in
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  Speaker 1: a little last car. I mean, you get a chip,
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  Speaker 1: got up and watch the fun. I mean it didn't
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  Speaker 1: have to be Christmas. I saw that over the WEEKI
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  Speaker 1: come back, come back, come back, come back, come back,
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  Speaker 1: come back. Go Okay, turn your you know what, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to take it out to box. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: take it out. I didn't know the dilemma people have
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  Speaker 1: when they go to costco. Uh huh. You could get
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  Speaker 1: a basket or you can get that big flat bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because you have to buy in bulk when you go there.
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  Speaker 1: Yea Costco forces you to buy stuff you really don't
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  Speaker 1: Damn gallons of mayonnaise packet. That's a lot of may
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  Speaker 1: thousand rows and gallon jump of cheerios. When the hell
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  Speaker 1: you go? Boomerang years ago when we was working out together,
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  Speaker 1: boom marine ball, fifteen pound bag of frozen fruit cocktail,
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  Speaker 1: ten pound bag cocktail, the dumbest bot. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: coming up next right after this, at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, miss Anne will be here with our National
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  Speaker 1: News plus an Entertainment News three day weekend box office
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  Speaker 1: report Bad Boys, Bad Boys for Life number one. We'll
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  Speaker 1: talk about it right after this. You're listening to show.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, miss Anne
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  Speaker 1: is going to be standing by with today's National News
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  Speaker 1: plus an Entertainment News three day Box Office weekend report,
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  Speaker 1: Bad Boys for Live number one movie in America. Go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Yes, plus a supermodel you
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  Speaker 1: know her, Steve, She's a friend. Ashley Graham is a
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  Speaker 1: new mommy. We'll talk about we'll talk about all these
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: stories at the top of the hour. Right now, the
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  Speaker 1: nephew is in the building with run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us? Nap. Raymond in the closet,
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  Speaker 1: I said, rainmand in the closet, All time favorite man
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  Speaker 1: of all of them. Classic, it is baby Raymond in
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  Speaker 1: the closet. Let's go Hello, Hello, helly, who the can
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  Speaker 1: you hear me? Yeah? Bad? Who's there? This Raymond? Speak up?
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  Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Who this this Raymond? Man? Speak up?
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  Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Who is this Raymond? Raymond? Raymond?
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  Speaker 1: Roond is my sister brother? Yes? What's up? What's up? Man?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Somebody then broke in the house, taking the
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  Speaker 1: house right now. I'm in there. Hello, hollo, man, I'm damn.
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  Speaker 1: I'm bad. What you're saying, somebody the work, somebody them
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  Speaker 1: broken house. I don't want to hear you're whispering, because
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  Speaker 1: they're in the house right now. I'm wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, you're saying somebody they're broken the hold
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  Speaker 1: and they steal in there. Somebody. I'm broke in the house.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting the house now. Hold on. Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: You're saying, somebody that broken to your damn house and
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  Speaker 1: they steal in there. Yes, what you're doing? See nothing there?
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  Speaker 1: Why you don't call the police. I'm in the closet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the closet and I'm trying to get somebody
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  Speaker 1: to hold on, hold on, Well, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: to do. Man. You're saying, somebody in the house, in
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  Speaker 1: your damn house. White Now just okay, wait where you
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  Speaker 1: live at? Where you live at? I'm out thirty six straight,
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  Speaker 1: wife the call right now. Don't call the police. Don't
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  Speaker 1: ain't getting that. I ain't, man, you must get the
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  Speaker 1: the law if they had my wife. Right now, you
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  Speaker 1: of the hour, Entertainment and national news right after this
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: you're listening morning show. In today's entertainment news, Will Smith
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: and Martin Lawrence Bad Boys for Life movie was number
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: one at the weekend box office, seventeen years after the
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: last bass Boy. Bad Boy installment in their franchise hit
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  Speaker 1: the big screen. Really, it's been that long seventeen years? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: really yeah, maybe the first one since the first one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe since the first one. Yeah. Anyway, it's zoom to
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: a third one, right, yes, okay, sixty eight million dollars wow,
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  Speaker 1: point one. Yeah, that's a lot, boys, that's a lot. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I loved it. I saw it a Negro Round, so
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: it was talking all through the Negro realm around. I mean,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: they make an announcement, welcome to Negro Round. We would
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: like for you to talk in time and a lot
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: of phone you see. Oh my god, I'm at the movie.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: What's key state of that? I don't think. Ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: talking in this movie. It's not just on the screen
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  Speaker 1: because we's talking, all right. Well, it be a lot
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: of what they say what they say. And I like
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: it because you bring the kids too, you know, they
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: like to enjoy a good movie to an already movie. Yeah,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: fitting out. It beat out to Robert Downey Junior. Everybody
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: thought this was going to be the weekend box office winner.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Do Little Wait what Jay? You saw do Little too? Yes?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I did. There's one scene in the movie where the
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: animal I think it's the elephant says, How the hell
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: can I get out this movie? That's what he says. Wait,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: wait is it bad? Man? To be honest with me,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: is it bad? Yeah, it's really bad. It's really bad.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Jada say that. That means go to movies as soon
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  Speaker 1: as they cover entertain Guy, I won't see Bad Boys
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  Speaker 1: for another Yeah, when you see boys too, to remember
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: to refresh you. Yeah, that's what I tell me. That
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: did y'all hear that? Wait? Stop stop? I said to
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Steve you needed to see Bad Boys too so you
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: can refresh you. You know the characters and remember what's
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: going on. He said, No, tell him what you said. See, No,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I wont see it. I'm gonna see Bad Boys too.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Then on see the new one. So you haven't seen
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Bad Boys too? It's what you too, that's my reaction.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: You ain't seen Bad Boys too, and we're talking to
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  Speaker 1: see harm. Hey, guess what you made it? Sorry, but
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: you know we know what stopped though. We're gonna quit
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: with this whole. You trying to make it, You've made it, Okay,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: We're gonna quit this. Daddy. You're trying to get somewhere
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: and you falling when Bad Boys two came out. Okay,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: how many years should have seen the excuse me, seventeen
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  Speaker 1: years you were sitting on Talk twenty five thousand square feet. No, no, sir,
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  Speaker 1: two thousand and three. I'm already know what you're gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: You get a huge All right, it's time to get
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  Speaker 1: to today's headlines. Please, ladies and gentlemen, miss and tript everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, here's the news. Okay, here we are. Today's Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: This is the day President of Trump's impeachment trial begins
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: in the US Senate. Trump's legal team file their brief yesterday,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: which your porters say used the required legal lees, peppered
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: with some typical Trump is ms like colining the process
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: rigged and a brazenly political act. On top of that,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: the president's lawyers claimed that Trump didn't do anything wrong
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: anyway when he asked Ukrainian President Zelenski to investigate the
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: bidens His lawyers assert that abuse of power isn't a
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: crime because it's too vague and doesn't rise to a
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: high crime or misdemeanor as indicated in the Constitution. Now,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Democratic Senator Corey Booker on ABC's This Week disagrees, but
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: GOP Congressman Leezelden sees things differently. First, Booker, what are
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: we going to do when our democracies under threat tolerate
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: this behavior or do something to stop it and hold
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: that person accountable? Leezelden, I'm pretty confident going into this trial,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: having seen all the facts in the House and just
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: hearing from enough of the senators that the president is
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: going to be acquitted. Zelden on the John Katsimatids radio show.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: He's also Trump's legal team. Yesterday's gun rights rally and Richmond,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Virginia came and went, and while the governor down there
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: declared a state of emergency and anticipation of violence, Luckily,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: cops say things were mostly calm. There were concerns that
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: white racists we're gonna start trouble. However, things were political,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: with a lot of pro Trump signs all over the crowd.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: And now the Trump administration, by the way, is looking
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: to undo an initiative put in place by Missus Barack
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Obama take another step towards dismantling Michelle Obama school nutrition guidelines,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: and Trump's people are now proposing a new rule get
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: this that will allow school lunch men used to feature
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: more pizza and fries and fewer fruits and vegetables. Agriculture
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Secretary Sonny Purdue claims that the changes are needed to
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: give schools more flexibility. However, child nutrition advocates are horrified.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: They call the Trump administration changes quote shameless, embarrassing and
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: embarrassing capitulation to lobbyists at the expense of American children
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: and their well being. They're just just too much for them.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Start ending with sad news. The Grammy nominated jazz saxophonist
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: and composer Jimmy Heath has died at age ninety three.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: The great Jimmy Heath was mentored by Dizzy Gillespie, He
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: idolized Charlie Byrd, eventually be called a little Bird because
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: his style was so similar. He performed with the likes
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: of Miles Davis, John Coltrane many others before he formed
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: the Heath Brothers with Percy Heath on bass and Tutti
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Heath on drums. In two thousand and three, Jimmy Heath
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: was named Jazz Master by the National Endowment for the Arts,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: and his survivors include his son, none other than wbls
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Is James M. Twomey of the Open Line. That's right,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: that's one of his children as his son and coursed to. M.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Twomey is a Grammy winning of composer and the author
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: of Juicy, as well as the music conductor from the
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: show New York Undercover. But Jimmy Heath has died. Now
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: all right, guys, So j Anthony Brown is here to
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: tell us some of the ways he heard his friends
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: celebrated the three day weekend. What well, here's what happened.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Everybody knows that yesterday was doctor Martin Luther King's was
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: a birthday of birthday, and a lot of people went
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: to speeches, parade and stuff like that and honor of King,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: which is what you should do. But I know us
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: and all of us didn't do it that way. Some
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: of us did other stuff. Some people just went to
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: a straight barbe q, ate pork and honor of doctor King.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Some people called in sick, not even knowing it was off.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Ain't it a made in damn sick people off? Oh
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I'm well, I'm still sick, but I was coming. Or
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I just want you to know how dedicated a some
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: people to see and doctor King, because Doc King would
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: have wanted me to go see bad boys. I would
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: see bad boys, so I wouldn't see bad boys and
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: do King. This is look what we did, Steve. I'm
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: not making this up. Some people had look washed, just
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: making little extra money. Happy King Day, call white right
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: in the park, and I just try to make a
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: little get your hands out the whole that sign up.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I don't want to sign up. Get out there that
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: damn sign up. You're stupid. Hold sign up house hole.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: People can see the damn sign and Doctor King. Some
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: people pour a little bit on the ground for the
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: homies who ain't here, and Docte King, Oh god. Some
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: people went to some place day supposed to be doing
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: going and they say, you know, I'm gonna make a
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: rain and on Docty King bag. I didn't say stip club.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I did not say stip club. Did you didn't? You didn't?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Last but not least somebody just played the Stephen won
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: the song Happy Birthday two or three times and call
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: of today half Birthday. Dot can pay three times, doesn't
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: make play three dam times? All right? So coming up next,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: the super Bowl is set guys, we'll talk about it
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: right after this. Who you're listening morning show? All right?
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Junior said, the Super Bowl fifty four is set? What's
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: going on with set? Junior? You say anything? Okay? I
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: want you all to know the pain that I'm in.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I have not seen a playoff game. You cannot get
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: a playoff game? Why we we We've tried stealing it
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: illegal link. I called Steven day Smith to ask the
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: tech boys at the ESPN could I watch it? No?
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Not go ahead, and Junior, you can't do none of
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: that over that. You can't get the game. He stuck out.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: He don't even know who playing in the Super Bowl.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Let's bring him up to speed. And they planned the
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Kansas City Chiefs in Miami on February second. Wait a minute,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: shout out to Dave. Shout out to every fan. Yes
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: that's right. No, no, no, no, no, no me and Dave.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: When you are Cleveland Brown fan, no, who ever makes
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: it to the Super Bowl from the AFC, you is, yeah,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: what about the Patriots last year? Ain't been watching the game?
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Oh you weren't a fan of that? No, no, no one, no,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: no Cleveland okay, Oh everything up there thanks to a yeah, Well,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl had the Chiefs the favor to win. Uncle,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: what you think you think? Do you think they got it? Yeah?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Forty nine, No, forty nine has got a great defense.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Everybody's talking about it. I like forty nine. It's uniform
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: best uniforms in the NFL. YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA YadA.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Patrick Mahole, it's there. And this time he got in.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: He lost to Kansas City, I mean to New England
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: last year. Yeah, he did well. They got over that hook.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be hard to beat. Man, They're gonna be
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: hard to beat. Oh, I think it's gonna be a
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: great super Bowl. Though. Who you think gonna win it? Oh?
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: The Chiefs. I'm going with the Chiefs. I'm going with
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: the Chiefs. Man, it ain't gonna Oh they got too
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: much speed. It's gonna this's gonna be fresh call. This
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: defense is gonna beat the man's side of Kansas. This
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: defense is gold man hey cold, Yeah that's all. You
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: don't have all that stats, the timing guy, anybody you
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: got time to learn all that. Let me see what
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: you that's it. Let me look at that. Yeah that's nice.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I will see this game. So I'll be back. Yeah. Yeah,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be NFL NFL hot. Yeah, yeah, that's gonna
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: be nice. Live on you excited, Steve. That's that's big.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: You're gonna see Tom Brady. Oh yeah this y'all get
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: to meet Tom Brady because he ain't in it. Gonna
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: say it what you gonna say? Sound nice? Love him.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: He's really a cool guy. Though, don't don't don't be nice.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: But I'm trying to do rub it in is what
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Rub it in thirteen in a row. You
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: don't tell me what to do in tom Brady, but
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: he can't wait. He had thirteen gay winning streak against
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: the Cleveland brown Man. Please, but you want to have fun, Steve,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: you always do at the NFL. Yeah, off mic is better?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Oh oh dog, they leave my mic. Oh I've been
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: saying stuff I really want to say. When you're hosting
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: real quick NFL honors? Are the athletes? Are they kind
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: of stuffy? You know how you know off camera they better?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: But on't camera, you know you're looking at a group
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: of people that's been cheered for their entire line. Yeah,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: they're not the clappingest group you've ever been in front
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: of they all know how to clap it. Okay, some
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: of them have never clapped in their life like that guy. Okay,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: all right. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry letter, the
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  Speaker 1: and we'll also have a prank phone call from the nephew.
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  Speaker 1: That's all coming up right after this you're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
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  Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, this
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  Speaker 1: subject keep your nasty hands off me? All right, That
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  Speaker 1: is the subject right now, nephew in the building with
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  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for is nev
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  Speaker 1: Queen in the church, Rain, Jesus queen in the church?
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  Speaker 1: In one more time? Who in the church? Rain? And
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  Speaker 1: this is what I got. That's it, let's run it
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  Speaker 1: Weed in the church. Man, Come on, Hello, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to read Dan, brother brother Dan Dan. Hello, Hello him,
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  Speaker 1: because let's see you that I'm trying to read brother Dan,
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  Speaker 1: Brother Dan. Oh, okay, yeah, this brother Scott from the
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  Speaker 1: church from the Baptist Hello, bro, Yeah, I call you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a little information about the church band.
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  Speaker 1: What's what's your schedule? Uh? Will you drive the church man?
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  Speaker 1: And what's what's your schedule? I drive it Wednesday, Fridays
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  Speaker 1: and Sundays. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, last Sunday. What what
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  Speaker 1: is that schedule? O Sunday. I usually start about eight
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  Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, probably a little earlier, depending on
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  Speaker 1: some of the elderly people that I had to go
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  Speaker 1: pick up and bring to the church. Make sure they
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  Speaker 1: get there okay, and get situated and make sure they
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  Speaker 1: are on time for the service and whatnot. Okay, and
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  Speaker 1: then you take them back home after service is over. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I try to get all of them back home, unless
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  Speaker 1: they got family members or something that come up there
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  Speaker 1: and meet them up there and want to take them
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  Speaker 1: to Jena or sun afterwards. But I usually get about
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: it back home okay. Okay. Yeah, this class Sunday, which
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  Speaker 1: is part of the reason why I'm calling you. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: They saying that, um, some of the church uh members
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  Speaker 1: that was on the band this Sunday. Uh. They are
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  Speaker 1: complaining saying that, um that the church vand was smelling
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  Speaker 1: like weed when they got on there. Excuse me, they say,
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  Speaker 1: the church van was smelling like weed when they got
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  Speaker 1: on there, and you are the person that was driving them. No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no, not not the van that that I'm driving.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I don't no, I don't. I ain't smoke weed,
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  Speaker 1: and no van. Do you smoke weed? No? I don't
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  Speaker 1: smoke weed. I mean not carry I mean I have before,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't smoke weed now and I wouldn't smoke
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  Speaker 1: weed before. Picking some people look to go to Now
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  Speaker 1: where you from? Who told you this? Well? All I
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: know is what what? What's coming down the pipeline? Is
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: they saying that that a couple of the members came
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: complaining Nazi. This just happened last week about this pipeline.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I want to know who the pipeline is because just
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: last week they came and me talking about that I
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: was using the van to go places that I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to go to on my personal time. Now I don't
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  Speaker 1: do that. I don't do stuff like that. And now
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  Speaker 1: i'd have had a path. I haven't had a history,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't do stuff like that, and I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: smoking no church van. So are you seriously talking? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: What We're trying to We're trying to get to the
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  Speaker 1: bottom of it and see what's going on with you.
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  Speaker 1: Elderly person said, do you know which one? Don't they
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  Speaker 1: loved me? Every Sunday? Didn't people tell me they loved me? Uh?
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: They say, I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: they've ever met in their life. And so I really
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: find it hard to believe that you you you getting
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: these type of complaints about me. What I'm saying like, oh,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: we I don't know what that means or nothing like that. Look, brothers,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know you too well, and I know you
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: don't know me. But I've been driving this van as
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  Speaker 1: as as a point to try to change my life
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  Speaker 1: and where I come from. So this was with some
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  Speaker 1: and that I want to volunteer even though I'm getting
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: paid to give my time to do this for the church.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: And now this is like the second instance where y'all
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: and came at me on some stuff about like I'm
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: trying to do something with this van. Now, why would
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I disrespect the church van by smoking weed in it
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: and then letting the weeds stay in there so other
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: people could smell it? Okay, so let me tell you
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. We're gonna go out here to
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: the church. Then to say we're gonna go out here
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  Speaker 1: today and open it up. Now, if we see any
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: seeds or anything around the driver's seat, then then then
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna definitely, uh point, gonna open the
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  Speaker 1: van up. Man. I was raised in that church. Man,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: My mamma go to that church, my grandma, see go
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  Speaker 1: to that church. See the reason we even all left
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  Speaker 1: that church. And you think I'm gonna mess up they
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: ain't by driving around in the band full of elderly
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  Speaker 1: people smoking and we need blood. Dad, I don't know
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: how to the bad smell like weed, man, Now I don't.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I don't got the answer to these questions. I'm just
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you that it wasn't me. Did you
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  Speaker 1: have some weed in your part? I can admitted with
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: your smell it. I ain't had no weed on me.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Stop trying to say like I had weed on me
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't gonna get me nothing. I ain't had
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: no and we ain't had no weed on me. Okay, Now,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna mess up my name or my family's
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  Speaker 1: name in this church and disrespect us like this Now,
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  Speaker 1: We've been helping this church for years, and I'm trying
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: to tell you that I ain't riding around and no
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  Speaker 1: fans smoking no weed with no elderly people. Did you
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  Speaker 1: ask any of the elderly people if they had any
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  Speaker 1: weed on them? Uh? No, we didn't. No, No, I
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: didn't think about it. No elderly people having no weed.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: So you just assume it's me what one of them?
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Guy got coma or something? What? What? What you know? What?
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: You know? Who? I think? What? Did you know? Who
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I think the weed belonged to? Oh? Oh, I think
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I think the weed belonged and nephew Till from the
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  Speaker 1: nasty hands off me. Dear Stephen Shirley. I him a
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  Speaker 1: thirty year old woman. That's in a dirty situation with
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  Speaker 1: my man. I love my man and couldn't have asked
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: for a better partner, but there's one thing about him
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: that ticks me off. He hates to wash his hands.
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  Speaker 1: We've been together for six years and we just got engaged.
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  Speaker 1: We moved in together last month, and that's when I
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: noticed his nastiness. He works long days at a factory
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: and when he comes home, he changes his clothes and
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: flops down on the bed. At first, I didn't want
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: to say anything and nag him about it, but last
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: week I couldn't hold it any longer. When I questioned him,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: he asked me why was it? Was it bothering me
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: because they're his hands and his germs. I didn't care
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: to argue with him, so I let it go. Over
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: the weekend, he was in our garage, tinkering around with
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: his car and working on his motorcycle. He came straight
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: into my kitchen and opened the refrigerator to get a beer,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: and then proceeded to get the bread out of the
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: pan to make a sandwich. There was a visible trail
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: of oil and grime everywhere he touched. I just stood
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: there and watched him so I could go behind him
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  Speaker 1: and sanitize the kitchen when he finished. Whenever he's in
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, there's a flush and then the door opens
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: right afterwards. I decided to take the same attitude with him,
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  Speaker 1: and I started with holding sex. I told him I
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: didn't want his germs from his hands on me. I
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: told him he would have to fairly wash his hands
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: and clean under his nails daily, or he's cut off
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: from touching me. That caused an instant argument, and he
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: says he can't marry a woman who treats him like
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: a child. I can't believe that he's upset, that he's
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: that upset. I don't want to get an infection from
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: his nasty hands on me. How should I handle this?
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Please help well? I think you are handling it. I
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: mean you have asked him, You've asked him nicely. You've
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: not nagged him about it. You know, you've told him
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: about the germs, how you don't want to get an infection.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: You're not treating him like a child. I don't think
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: you're doing that at all. You are expressing how you
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: feel about what he's not doing, and that's simply being clean.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, you find out a lot about a person
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: when you move in together. And that's one of the
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: things maybe you didn't notice in the six years you
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: guys have been just dating before you got engaged, So
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: now everything's come to light. You know, it's just a
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: matter of simply being clean and good hygiene. Okay, for me,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: cleanliness is just a deal breaker. It just is. Anyone
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: who doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom, come on, now,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: they're just nasty, just nasty. He's even all in the kitchen,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: going all in the refrigerator and touching stuff, making sandwiches
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: and stuff. No, you gotta wash your hands. What are
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: you doing? You know, So after you've done everything, including
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: withholding sex, and he still won't wash. I hope his
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: hands is only you didn't mention anything else. But I
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: hope that's that's it. I mean, yeah, it would do
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: more than just tick me off. I'm just telling you,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: I would be absolutely mad and a paul. What makes
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I just think? You know, what makes you think he's
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: gonna change after marriage? He's not gonna change. So if
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: you don't get this situation settled before marriage, you're gonna
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: be even more frustrated once you get uh, you know,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: till death do you part vows involved? So you're gonna
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: have to deal with this, I mean, and he doesn't
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: seem to be wanting to hear anything you have to say,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: so I don't know. This may not mister Nasty, may
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: not be your man after all, Steve. Surely I agree
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: with everything you've said. So that's a wonderful letter. But
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: we're dealing with something here that is kind of crazy.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Now you've been a gather six years and you got engaged,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: and you move then together last month six years and
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: you just now notice in last month he nasty? What
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: what do you must have been living in the most
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: unobservational six year period enter any relationship. He worked out
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: of factory. He come home, change his clothes, flop down
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: on the bed, right down. When you work in a factory,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: which I have, you smell like the factory. It's a
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: different air in the factory, man, because it's in a
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: confined space, and the and the oil, the machinery, the combustion,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: all of that combined. It's just in the air. Every
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: factory has a certain smell to it. You know, you
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: at work, if you blindfolded by the smell, gets in
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: your clothes, it's in your hair now, it's all under
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: his nails. You just now noticing it. Then you questioned
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: him about it, and he asked you why I was
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: bothered him because they're his hands and his head germs. Well,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: your hands and your JEMs touched me. So you've done
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: what you should have done. You've retracted from having sex.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Now he's mad at you. And now he said he
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: don't know if he can get married to a woman
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: that treats him like a child. He had opened up
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: the pantry with the refrigerator. I mean the bread made
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: a sandwich. You got a visible trailer all in grime
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: everywhere he touched. He making sandwiches, reaching down in the bread.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: And ain't what you often the refrigerator. How many times
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: have you got slept upsideject? You don't come in this
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: house and open this frigerator with washing your hands. Too
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: many ass whippers for that right hand on stage here. Yeah,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: we'll get part two of Steve's response coming up at
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the our subject keep your nasty
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: hands off me. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letters, subject keep your nasty hands off me.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: It's an interesting letter. The woman's been dating this man.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: She's thirty years old, day this man for six years.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: They finally got engaged. She moved in and she noticed
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: last month his nastiness. He works in the factory, comes
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: home changing his clothes, flops down on the bed. She
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: mentioned to him that that was bothering her. He didn't
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: understand it. He said, why are you tripping? These is
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: my hands and my jams. She wanted to wash his hand.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: She want to argue with you man. So then he's
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: outside working on the car and a motorcycle came in
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: the house refrigerator and left a trail of grime. He
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: made a sandwich without washing his head. You can see
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: grime everywhere. Goes in the bathroom, she hears a flush.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: The next thing, you know, here in the hallway talking.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: I'm out. I'm just do no wah. So she decided
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: to take the same attitude with him, and the ladies
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: started with holding sex. Told him I didn't want his
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: germs from his hands on me unless he thoroughly washed
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: his hand to clean under his nails daily, or he's
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: cut off from touching me. Instant argument. This fool, mister
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Nasty says, I can't married a woman to treat me
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: like a child. Well she came man, man that act
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: like a child. So what is your two kids getting mad? Right?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: It's time to break up. But I think I have
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: a few solutions. There are some things that you might
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: have to try, lady. Obviously, withholding sets, he's not equating
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: that to clinic because now he tripped. I think you
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: gotta do little things to attract his attention. All of
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: this has to do with the kitchen and things you
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: can do to get him to understand the necessity for clinic.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Here's a couple of suggestions you might want to try
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: the next time. Y'all sit down and eat the meal.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Take your shoes off, put them on top of the table.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Don't say nothing. Just keep eating. Don't say anything. Here's
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: another suggestion. You come out the bathroom and while y'all
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: in the living room, while y'all in the kitchen, if
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: you eat, just bring some tarlet tissue in there. Set
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: it in the middle of the table. Don't open your
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: damn mouth. Get you a sugar bowl, go outside, put
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: some dirt in it. Put that on the table. And
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: when you make his food, open it and just sprinkle
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: a little dirt around the edge of his plate. Don't
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: say damning, sprinkling around the plate, keeping it all over
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: on his side of the table. If it just it'll
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: make him feel more at home. Don't say nothing. Don't
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: say nothing. From now, when it's time to make his sandwich.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: I want you to start reusing as much bread as
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: you can. Yeah, you know, just reach out in there,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: get the end out the trash and it put a
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: little peanut but on it, make a little Dirk Princes
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: and just make a plate with just broken pieces of bread.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Reuse bread. Matter of fact, before you make his sandwich
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: with the bread, wipe off the counter with a slice
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: of bread. Make his damn sandwich. Wow you oh you
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: got to do serious to take his draws, prepare his draws. Yeah,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: just the house with it, wax the furniture, and then
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: hand them to him to tell him have a nice
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: to stay at work with them on. That's how you draw. Yeah,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: you have to do things to people who are nasty
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: and don't even mention it. Baby, what did you? What
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: did you? Washing the flu and then handing meet the straws.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Just weary. I'm don't wear about it. Just John, You're
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: gonna have to do things like that. Fellas. You have
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: any suggestions, Yes, I have something. I have a couple
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: right here. Yeah, but what do you have to lead
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: his underwear, his underwear that he took off the night before,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Wrap his sandwich with it, and then wrap that inlluminum
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: fall when he go to work to eat his sandwich. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: do that fall. His sandwiches is wrapped in his draw
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: His sandwich is wrapped in his drobes. Yeah, Michael, if
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: he like I got most men like you know, we
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: like bananas, peel the banana, peel it down. Put the
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: banana in his socks. Put that in his fock and
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: know that his banana. Yeah, I gotta. She brought up socks. Jay,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: have a number. Wash his factory socks in a pot
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: on the stove. I was, but serve it also as
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: socks soup. Yes, but you gotta add to that. Put
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: put some chicken in there. So if he didn't decide
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: to eat around the socks socks soup, chicken chicken chicken, right,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: socks soup, they gonna need something to drink out. Yeah,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: they're gonna need something to drink that bad froom. Get
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: that picture, fill it up, same colored lemonade. Yeah, that's
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: another fun all right, we gotta go too much. If
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: you have any suggestions, uh to Steve Harvey FM on
• 1:06:23
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• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: on demand now coming up at forty six after the
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: hour Steve's viral cool swag walk video. We're gonna talk
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: about that right after this. You're listening to the morning show.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: All right, So, Steve, you know you were trending yesterday
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: because of your video. You know that video of your
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: really cool walk you did the swag You know that, right?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that video? I didn't. I didn't even
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: know it because I didn't know what I was being recorded.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: I had no idea. I ain't seen big dog. What
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: do you do? Go to? Let me see what check
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: him out. He's so cool you to and be clean to. Yeah.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: The song is a Eric sermon, just like oh yeah,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: so hold up when you walk. You have your own
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: music got his own. I have a portable speaker, Jack,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: because I like my music man, and I don't want
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: what they're playing out there in the house for the studio,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: so I will have my own speakers portable whatever I
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: want to hear. I pick out my walk song for
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: the play list. A lot of people asking for my
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: playlist right now. Do some of your walk to walk through?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Remember the time Michael Jackson for me? Another walk song
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: is Michael Jackson's Rock My World. I walked to that,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Eric Sermon, Marvin Gaye, just like me music. Do a
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: lot of walking to Roger zapp a lot grape fine
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: if you act now, Steve Hobby's graze walks out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a lot a lot of walk tracks to that. Uh,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Marvin gay I want you. I like that walk sometimes.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I got some I play some heaters, man,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: what about let's get it on the second part of
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Marvin gay get it on, gonna have to get it on.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: You like that? It's a good walk on. Yeah, I
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: like it. But I haven't used that one yet. That one,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: it's a serious line of riches. Uh. I could see
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: that when you walked. Hell yeah, hell yeah. A lot
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: of Michael McDon uh. Oh man, I'll be walking man,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: And all I was doing was showing him it's a move.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Me and Biggie wigg Is only to do it and
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: it's just called a blackout. And me and Biggie Wig
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: when it was trying to leave the club, He'same's black
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: on out and we were tilt back and put our
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: elbows back and just lean forward and walk lean backwards
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: a walk, and we just called it the blackout. I
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: was just telling it to the young people backstage one day.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't know my son Jason was coordinate with his
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: ignorant ass. All right, go to Steve Harvey FM or
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Instagram and Facebook and see Steve's cool walk viral video
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. A little
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: bit of comedy roulette for you. Yeah, we'll be right
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: back after this. You're listening to show time now, guys
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: for comedy roulette, Come on Jay and tell us what's
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: It's very simple shit, We've been doing it for quite
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: a while. You take three subjects, put them on a wheel,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: spun the wheel, wed stop. Because we're that good, we
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: can make it funny. Intoto too, do it do it
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: in the two too. All right, So here are the
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: categories for today, guys. Things you say to people who
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: double dip in the guacamole. We all know something done that. Yeah,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: that is no no, your chip gonna break. Also, things
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: men say when they get caught red handed. Things men
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: say when they get caught red handed. Let not that,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Oh you don't want to do that one out, and
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: then the last one. Things you say when your car
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: won't start. All right, all right, I vote for guacamole. Please.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: I can't stand that double dipping. I can't fun it,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: fun it guacamole, double differ. Let's go, baby, get it's
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: the one you didn't want, Tommy. Men say when they
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: get caught red handed. Leg ain't nobody doing this. I'm
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: gonna start it off. I'm gonna start it off. I'm
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: start it off. You got to go straight, and you
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: got to be serious when you say that. I don't
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: know who tom out. I don't know Tomine. Things men
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: say when they get caught red handed. Oh, I'll tell
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: you what. Ask Tommy, Jay and Uncle Stee where ire
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: see if I wasn't get there as no good in hair. Well,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not answering to my p thanks men say when
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: you get caught red handed. I did all this because
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: of what you did three years ago. I thought you
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: had when out with Robert. That's the only reason why
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I did this is. That's why I did. I did
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: what I did and give me one. Oh so you
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: just gonna accuse me? Yeah, yeah, all right, Okay. Things
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: men say when they caught red handed. I thought y'all
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: had stopped speaking. When when you're gonna get listening to
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: huh huh, I thought y'all weren't even talking anymore? Fake
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: out he go. These men say when they get caught
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: red handed in a lot. Okay, you right, you're right.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: I ain't worth for damn you're right forgetting Things men
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: say when they get caught red handed. I'm naked because
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: we don't never get naked. Okay, that's I'm naked because
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: we don't get naked, all right now, that's the truth.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Things men say when they get caught in a lie
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: red handed. Now why would I do that? Why? How?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: How that sign my mama is a liar? Don't believe
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: damn your mama. That ain't what your mama said. Things
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: been safe when they get called red handed. You know what,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: I think it's best I leave. See, I think I
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: just need to leave right now. See see this ain't
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: going like I fought again my keys, And I'm just
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: gonna go ahead because you need. Some times men say
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: when they get caught red handed, ain't listen. I know
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: I'm naked, but all this for the baby. You don't
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: this this for the baby? That's yeah, before yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: they all have all right, all right, thanks guys. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up add more of today's trending stories on the Steve
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. We'll be back in twenty minutes after
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: the hour. Right after this. You're listening to the Steven Show.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: All right, So, Steve, I know you're here, you've been
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: here all morning, but we want to we want to
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: talk to the Earl of Nottingham right now. We got
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: to holler at him about something he need. Yeah, hell yeah,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: all right on Neil acting, how hello that Noel had you?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you for having me shout it. Hey, black Duke
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: of Earl's, Black Duke of Altingham. What could I do
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: for you today? Obviously there's something to do with the
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: news conference? Yeah, well, we right, we just wanted an
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: update about Prince Harriet and Megan Markle. You know they're
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: really no longer working members, no longer working members of
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: the royal family. Um. Harry says he has the utmost
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: respect for his grandmother the Queen. He still loves his country,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: the uk um. So what are the details of the
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: new arrangement they say they're going to be self supporting now,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: is that it They're going to repay the taxpayers of
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: public funds that they used to renovate their house. That's
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: almost two point four million dollars or something. And we'll
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: go all the details right after the breaking to go
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: along with that outside, I don't have enough time to
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: go and do it, mainly because David's good ten sackerds right,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with the Earl of Addingham right after this.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve hard Morning Show. All right, here
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: we are back live with the Earl of Addingham. We
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: like to call him the Black Duke of Earl and
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: uh you know he lives in the palace. I'm the
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: other black that was now the fault, Malcolm. I'm the
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: legitimate child of Charles. Oh really, and they asked me
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: to tone it down. I could live there as long
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: as I never mentioned in of course, I think advantage
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: of it. I've never told anyone that I was child,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: been brought up in the ways. I'm from the hood originally,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: but I've learned to talk with my lips pulled back
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: to my ass. Yeah. So go ahead, Shelley, let me
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: explain to you what's going on with Harry. All right,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: the Black Duke of Earl Okay, Well, Prince Harry and
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Megan marking the Megan Markle they are no longer working
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: members of the royal family. So what is that about.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: First of all, bring up the horns, please, thank you
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: to have the horns. You say they are no longer
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: working members of That just means simply that Harry don't
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: want to go fill the pump and circumstance anymore, riding carriages,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: standing saluting the damn dods at the gate and waiting
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: on the DoD. No opening up the back door and
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: letting the dogs run free first, That's simply what that means.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: He does like the pump and going to the meetings
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: and sitting here that drinking that damn tea dom t.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Turns out that miracle likes apple juice and they've never
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: had it at the castle. So I'm moving to Canada,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: simply calls well. Harry said. He has the utmost respect
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: for his grandmother, the Queen. He still loves the uk uh,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: but they're no longer going to use their royal titles.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: I was absolutely made Harry is telling the truth. Absolutely
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: loves the Queen. He absolutely does that the Queen loves
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: him as rather obvious, but he just wanted to be Harry.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: He started listening to hip hop music and he wants
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: to be referred to as Harry O Harry want to
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: be Prince Harry anymore? Want Harry oh better known as
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: King Choppa that the royal but else? Shelly quickly, Well,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: they're gonna have to be self supporting now. And the
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: taxpayer money that they used to to remodel their their cottage,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: they're gonna have to pay that back. That's that's like
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: even white people don't return I've never met a white
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: person ever gave a money back who returns money. We
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: got Black Duke of Earl. Come in anytime you need.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: We appreciate you so much. We'll be back with our
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: last break. I'm hunting some closing remarks from Steve Harvey
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: right after this at forty nine minutes after you're listening
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: to Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve, here we are
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: last break of the day. It's been a good day,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: good Tuesday. After our long and day. Okay, get on
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: your job. Yeah, like an after Yeah, all right, one
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: more time, take to Ja. Here we are, Steve, our
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: last break of the day. It's been a good day.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: Break of the day. There we go, There we go.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: It's been a good day. Good Tuesday, after our long
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: MLK weekend. Yeah, so, Steve, you have some closing remarks. Yeah,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm working over here. I'm in Johannesburg and
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: we were shooting this time. We're shooting a family feud
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: for the country of Ghana, and I've just been noticing
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: the more time I spend over here, the greater dis
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: similarities that I find. We have got to bridge the
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: gap between Africans and African Americans. We have to. I
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: am finding ways to get it done. I really I
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: love the year year of the Return that they did
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: in Ghana. I love a lot of things that are doing.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: We're doing some stuff with the tourism board over here.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: But man, we've got to bridge I can't even tell
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: tell you how how we are the same. It's it's
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: it's it's pleasantly shocking how much we are the same,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: how much we belong connected, how this is the land
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: of our ancestors. It really, it's no mistaking it. So,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's how everybody knows that anyway, right. But
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: I think when you come here, I think the shock
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: of it all is what gets me. And I'm still
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: constantly shocked because it's like when I'm looking at the
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: audiences sometimes it looks just like when I was on
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: tour with the Kings of Comedy and the crowd was
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: ninety six percent black, And these audiences look like Detroit, Chicago, DC,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Philly and Atlanta, Dallas, New York, Miami, Charlotte, Saint Louis.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: They look like it, Man, Shreveport, they look like it.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: At the way, the way we dance, the way we move.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: I've watched so many African videos over here, music videos,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: what they've done to stay in touch with us, and
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: how we are so linked through vibration and beats and
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: rhythm and style. I've watched so many gospel shows over here,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: you know, and they'll be singing gospel songs in another language,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: and you won't understand exactly what they saying, but you
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: know what they're saying, and you hear them, and their
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: singers sound exactly like us. They're not imitating us. They're
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: doing them They're not imitating American gospel artists. They're doing themselves.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: It's just that they and us are the same. And
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: that is going to be one of the focal points
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: of me spending more and more time over here. It's
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: to bring us here in large groups, in large numbers,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: so we can experience our ancestral roots. I think it's
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: so important. Man. I'm not just saying this because I'm
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: doing it now. It's something I've always wanted to do,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: but I want everybody to experience this. My hope is
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: that African Americans make coming to Africa a mission, just
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: like Muslims do going to the Mecca, or just like
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: going to the Holy or just like whatever any other
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: cultural thing is for people. People go home. Italians go
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: to Italy. They still have great grandfather's that's from there.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: And they go back to Italy, they go to Poland,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: they go to France, they go everywhere. They go to
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: their home. They go to Scotland and Ireland. It's all
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: good Saint Patty's Day. They all get together and it's
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: a beautiful thing. Black people should have that outside of
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: just the family reunion, we should have somewhere we can
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: go to experience it, and Africa is it. I don't
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: care if you're Jamaican. I don't care if you're a Caribbean.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: I don't care if you're Bohamian. I don't care you
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: came from there. I think it's important. I think it's
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: so important, man, and I'm gonna do everything in my
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: power to try to make it available, to make it
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: as affordable as I can for as many people to
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: come and experience this and the the beautiful thing of
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: it all, and the most I think the biggest takeaway
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: for me was the feeling that I have of waking
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: up every day and going to work and driving and
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: stopping and going in stores or going to eat and
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: experiencing my life not as a minority, but for the
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: first time every day I wake up, everywhere I go,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: I experienced for the first time being in the majority,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: and on my goodness, it is an overwhelming feeling. And
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: after a while, man, you really take note of it
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: and you go, Wow, this is the way I really
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: enjoy feeling. Because we all have always been the We've
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: all been the only one on the elevator, in the department,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: on the job, on the bus, We've been the only
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: one at the outing, the only one. We've all experienced that.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: And you know for a fact that it causes you
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: to be a certain kind of way that's gone when
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: you come here. I want everybody to experience. That's my
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